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Amelia Roasts Britian · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  Hi, I'm Amelia. I'm English and I love England.
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  I like having fish and chips and a pint at the local pub.
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  I like Shakespeare and Dickens, Tolkin and Lewis, Harry Potter.
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  I like pork sausage and dogs and fashion Haram Haram, but I don't
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  like that. Brits are famously polite, but
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  it mustn't mean we're willing to commit cultural suicide.
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  Our institutions, the Church of England, the BBC are a bunch of
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  queers and nonces. How the bloody hell did we go
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  from Churchill to you? You get Sadiq Khan, the mayor.
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  This is London mate, not Afghanistan or Star Wars.
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  Our government won't even protect our schoolgirls from
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  grooming gangs. Sod off Paki wankers.
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  The police won't help, they're too busy confiscating garden
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  tools and suppressing free speech.
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  That's right, miss. What?
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  What have I done, Officer? You've tweeted rudely and you're
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  under arrest. Curry is fine, but we have
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  several recipes already. We don't need 2 million Indians
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  here to make it for us. There are 50 Islamic nations in
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  the world. Muslims don't need to be on our
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  island. They want to conquer it.
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  The government says it must be this way.
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  That doesn't make it right, does it Robin Hood?
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  These Dragons that threaten our England won't go away unless
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  brave Knights rise up to slay them.
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  Or did all the British bloodlines with any bollocks get
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  killed off in World Wars one and Two?
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  Englishmen? It's your country and it's being
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  taken from you, Chav. Posh doesn't matter, we're
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  already all in this together. I don't want this to be the
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  future of the women of England and I'm sure the women of Iran
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  and Afghanistan didn't want it either.
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  Your ancestors beat the Spanish Armada, Napoleon and the Nazis.
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  Surely you can handle welfare tourists.
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  History will record what you do or don't do.
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  Get cracking lads. Love Amelia.