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Season One, Episode 21: The Dusk Funnel Part 1: Kill the Messenger · Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast

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Greetings come and welcome to Playoff Face.
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My name. My name's Cannibal.
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Chris. Yeah, Birth name.
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I'll be at GM as always as we continue to play Merck Borg as
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always, and we are getting into hopefully, the Dusk Funnel.
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I made it to the last episode. We're doing it this time for
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sure. Hopefully.
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Hopefully. Anyway, who else we got?
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Hello, I'm Levi. I'm playing Sasha and I'm not
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into pegging. Glad we got that clarified.
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Yeah, this seems like. Oh good, I was wondering.
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All right. I'm Thomas and I'm playing
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Rusig. Oh, that's weird here.
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And I'm playing Tommy. I'm Jake, and I'm just gonna
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make it canonical. Now it's it's Svind.
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It's trend. It's fuck off.
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I'm Nathan Screech. Oh, let's fucking fuck.
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Flail off. Flail the fuck off.
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So the five of you, I'm not going to list you off again.
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You know who you are, although I could because it's a good idea.
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However, I'm not going to know you guys are a few days into
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travel. You're heading to Galgan back
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from slash fig. Half of you are heading to a
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different location that it's on the way and you know that you
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guys are probably those of you who are headed there know that
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you're about a day's travel from there so but it is getting dark.
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You guys presumably set up camp. Yeah, that sounds like an idea.
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OK. So you do and I don't think
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there's a lot of recoup to be done necessarily.
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I do know though that Tommy your SHIELD which I believe was we
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met SHIELD, right. Yeah, is currently holding a
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monster, much like the Trap from Ghostbusters.
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In a way, that's kind of why I'm seeing it.
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But thankfully I've got the face of Nathan Lane covering the
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reflective part, so he's kind of trapped in there.
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Thank you, Nathan Lane. You're all among men anyway, so
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yeah, you guys set up camp. And as you guys are sitting
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here, you know, eating whatever it is you guys are doing, you
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hear footsteps approaching the camp.
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And by your fire light, you eventually see who it is.
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And you see a person that only Screech recognizes, or maybe he
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doesn't, who never know what's his mental state, what?
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But you see an old man with a very long beard in robes, very
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lanky. Potentially the robes look too
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big for him. A lot of.
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Worms. No, no worms.
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Looks just old. He stands just in like the edge
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of the firelight. So they're going to invite me
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in, Screech. What the fuck is this guy?
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Who the fuck are you? Who the?
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Fuck, are you? I asked you first.
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Yeah, you did. That's true.
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Hi, Mama. Oh, I forget my name as you
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should as well. You're wrong, that is.
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You know, I'm really confused because this guy.
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Point to Screech. Was hanging around with a lot of
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other people, but don't recognize anybody here.
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What happened to the? Now he's hanging out with us.
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What? Happened to Crossbow Skeleton
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Screech, Do you know? Do you know what happened?
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To him, To watch people die. Oh, he's dead, yeah.
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Like fireworks. Fireworks.
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Oh yeah, where? Oh wait, you're crazy, aren't
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you? I'm going to step up next to
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Screech and empty out my ear horn and it looks like honey
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honey syrup is just pouring out. Whoa, that is fucking vile.
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Pleasure to meet you. Very.
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Nice to meet you too. You're not pouring that out on
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me, are you? Probably on your foot.
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I'm going to punch you in the nuts.
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Good luck, I am so close to the ground.
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I'm going to punch you in. I'm sitting on the ground.
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Oh, fair enough. Oh shit, they could not see you
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from my lazy eye. What is your Agility score,
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Jake? He's more right now.
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Yeah, he really is. My agility.
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Has. Been so many people.
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I think that's the only good thing plus one.
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OK, so what's in the Dr. 13 to hit him?
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He's. Sitting Yeah.
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Oh, in the sheer goblin nuts. That's true.
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That's. Yeah, that's fair.
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That was the way to make it seem like it would be easier.
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Oh fuck no. It's in eight, he whiffs.
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He goes a punchy in the nuts and he's just.
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And I sucked them up into my cavities.
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There you go. Yeah, yeah, you you just
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retracted your testicles. Oh, too quick for you, Sonny
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boy. That's.
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Impressive, yeah. Testicular fortitude, I believe.
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And that's great. Now who are you and what the
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fuck do you want? Oh yeah, I know I was.
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Just just passing through. I think.
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Maybe something, Who knows? Yeah.
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No, I. I heard heard something about
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you heading up to the old dusk funnel or whatever up north.
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What? Yeah, yeah, Rugos.
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Good guy. You don't know.
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Oh, it's fine. Yeah.
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No, I hear you guys are going up there, so.
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No. You're not.
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No, we're. We're me and Rusig are going to
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dusk funnel. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That's. What it is, these guys are.
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Yeah. It's a scroll, right?
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What's that that I was given? No, It's like a It's like a
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yeah, I guess so, yeah. Small little scroll.
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It's like a sealed letter wasn't.
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It it's a sealed letter, yeah. Oh.
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OK, I I suppose I just take that out.
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Well, what's that? Poetry.
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He, like, looked at. Hmm.
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Just Silva, Yeah, he opens it. I don't.
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Care. Yeah, I don't.
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Think you're going to want to deliver this message and he
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flips it around to you and it just says kill the messengers
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is. That what it says A.
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Job is a job is a job. Really.
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Look over the head. Anyway, I'm heading off this
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way. Actually, you know what?
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It's kind of dark. I might do a camp with you guys,
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if that's cool. Ohh, we would love to have some
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company. Debate ohh hold.
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On. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hold on just a fucking second here.
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No, no, Nobody fucking. No, no, no.
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We. So all you know is this batshit
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crazy guy here, yeah? He's a good, he's a good fucking
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guy. Come on, it's no.
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I'm not. It's not.
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Bad flattery. Flattery charges high battery.
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Yeah, yeah. No, I know.
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Yeah, I get you. I get.
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You. No, I I'm not disputing that
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cause. Screech definitely has an
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insight to the inner workings of the world, but.
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You've got that from every conversation.
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What? How'd you get that?
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Sasha, the grown-ups are talking.
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Oh, go back to bed. Yeah, go go to fuck to sleep.
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Yeah, go to go to sleep. It's OK, little child.
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Mother corpse. He's like crouching down to.
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Him come help me clean my ear canal.
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OK, Yeah, he can do that. That's a job.
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I don't. Want.
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And yeah, I'm not touching that fucking thing.
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It's fucking it. Looks kind of.
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I forget the word. Infected.
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No. Too early for that.
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It'll come to me. Oh, maybe looking at work.
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See, I am the. Closer.
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Oh yeah, we guess we need to set that up, didn't we?
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Anyway, Well. I'm.
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I'm. Going to take off then before
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when you guys tries to kill me in my sleep.
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Why would? We fucking do that.
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We don't even know you. What the fuck are doing out
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here? I'm an equal opportunity
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murderer. Well, that's really good.
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That's what we like. That's really inclusive.
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I'll appreciate that. I am retired, enjoying time away
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from 4th wife. Wow.
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Like in a row or like at once? Yes.
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Oh, cool. Yeah.
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No, no further questions, so. Does this this mysterious guy
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doesn't have anything shiny or reflective on him, does he?
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No, he's just got a lot of rags and robes does.
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He have any scrolls? Nothing you can see damn and
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beard. Take a pile, Gulpa Glizzy.
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Oh, I love a good hot dog. You have one.
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I do, but I don't feel like this is time to be sharing with you.
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No, I was just kind of hungry. And you mentioned it.
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And so I thought maybe it's a campfire right here.
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I mean, come on, golden opportunity if you're holding.
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Yeah, see it. You can have Jimmy Dean's Jimmy
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Dean if you want it. Like, that's his name breakfast,
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this corpse here. And he's like poking at it with
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a stick. Yeah, that was his name.
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He was a good guy. Well, he was.
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He was alright. He was a guy.
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He was a guy. He.
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Was a guy A? Sophisticated palate.
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Yeah, maybe on another level. Legible or as they say.
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Go away. You can call me Tuesday.
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I walk away. I.
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Trying to learn screeches language.
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Oh, like some kind of Yeah, that makes sense, actually.
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It's like using slang in neighborhoods where they use
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slang. I've been around for a while.
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Yeah, that's like that's. Like in those weird fucking ROM
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coms where somebody tries to use a different language and they
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say the most. Like, ridiculous shit
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appropriation. You've been around for like 1/2
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hour. Yeah, maybe like, but later part
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of the day maybe, but not much more than or maybe it's over
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day. I can't remember but.
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I'm retired. What do you want from me?
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That could have been worse. Your pension.
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That's why I'm away from my 4 wives.
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They all want that too. Oh, Yup, Yup.
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In there. So I'm just going to take off so
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I don't get murdered. So you guys.
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That's that's probably. Best have fun in the butt hole
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of the ground. Go go, go hit some of that
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powder. For me it's going to be good.
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Sure. Enjoy it.
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What do you what do you know about the powder?
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Oh, nothing. Just Mark, it's hot.
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That's what it's saying. You gotta go back, Mark.
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It's real hot so. Oh.
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Yeah, to retirement fund. Yeah, yeah, I know.
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The arch rogue, I'm sure would be pretty stoked if you brought
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some of that back. What the?
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Anyway, I'm gonna take off. You guys all have a good night.
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He answered me as Nate. Yeah, yeah, he did football.
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He, he, he knows a lot of stuff, no.
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And he economically. Screech is called this Man God.
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Before that's true, yeah, he takes off out of the light of
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the campfire and you see he disappears Into Darkness.
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Weird fucking dude, That was. There's mothers.
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That lovely lady, she. Really is.
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And we go to sleep. Yes.
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Yeah, yeah. I was like, I'm like, boy, by
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the way, But like, I'm going to bed.
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Yeah, go to bed, you fuckers. Yeah.
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So, you guys, after that, you go to sleep.
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The sun rises, wakes you up. Anybody but Jake.
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We'll start with Nate. So the Dick's last on that.
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Give me AD 20. Or is that now I'm going to get
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it and fucking there and play me?
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Oh, seventeen. It's OK D12 tomorrow morning.
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Yeah. But also Then let's go, Levi,
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give me AD 12 for the weather. No.
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Yes. Please it it won't be a misery.
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You're fine. 11 seas. OK, So what wakes you is the
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incredibly loud, roaring Thunder and the oddly no rain.
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So you guys set up camp. Continue on your way.
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What through this Loud continue with Thunder.
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And then the rain starts. Sounds like third wife just
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waking up in the morning. The trucks.
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Now we have to roll for our coughs.
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That's true. Yep.
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Yep. And that's toughness.
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Test. Dr. God, What did we make up
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again? Last episode?
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We were. Going Dr. 8.
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DR8 And then increasing overexposure, wasn't it?
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Yes. Or increasing with.
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The. Fail.
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With each misery like as we get another.
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Misery goes. Up.
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I hate this. OK, so it's ADR 8 right now.
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Fuck you. OK, I love it.
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Do. I have a cough.
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Yes. We all have.
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I do. Somebody has.
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Most of us do. No, no, no, no.
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No, that's from all of the believe.
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That you're supposed to know? No.
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No one has a cough. No one.
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You sure you edited it? Yeah, no one has a cough right
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now. OK, let's go.
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Let's operate on that. That seems fine.
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OK, I don't. Remember benefit of the doubt
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there. Who's favour I am?
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This is one thing I do remember. No one's sick yet.
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OK, OK, I like it. All right, so.
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Dr. 8A cough. Everybody.
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If you want to have a cough be my gap, I don't.
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Remember Kevin now? I have a cough.
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You have a cough now. Oh, what do we roll?
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Yeah. That's a 4 - 1.
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Oh yeah, you got a cough. You got a 2.
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I got a 8 on the nut. On the nut, you're good.
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What about Thomas? You got a 12?
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What about Tommy? I got an 18.
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I didn't use my dice. Can I do it again?
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For an omen, yes. For an omen, you may reroll son.
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Exactly I. Don't think it's worth it.
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It's just. Got I have to.
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See how I would want to kill you?
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What does it do? I can't remember what we
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decided. I'm going to.
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I'm going to reroll. OK.
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So you have the one. You like infected.
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I think you don't get the. Yeah, you don't.
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Oh. My God, I got the same fucking.
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Thing. Fuck this.
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Game I play. Kevin for that one.
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So Screech and some finned your die.
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Friend. Friend.
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I don't remember. It's it's spin.
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It's. I'm close.
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It's it's he's old, he's retired, he's riding from 4
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Wives. So you guys have some of you
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coughing, some pack of camp continue on and about me get the
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black lung that sounds like about midday you come to a spot
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off to the right of the road, you see seven obelisks standing
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Sentinel kind of off in the distance, and you see rooms
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carved on them, knowing you're heading and you're along far
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into, if you are, you know that that's likely the place that
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you're looking. For oh, it's very unfortunate.
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I seem to have rolled another character who cannot read.
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Again, he's. Just aware of it, sorry.
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At this point, I'm going to kind of pull a screech off to the
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sides, like and try to talk to him as best as I can.
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Oh look, I am interpreter. I have learned much in life I
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can. Focus.
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No, it's it's it's fine. It's fine.
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I'll get. Your fingers out the face.
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Let these two talk. Why don't you come over here and
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tell me about your wives? His fingers are so so.
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He screeched. I know we don't know each other
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very well, but I was. I was told to come over to this
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area, and I know you're supposed to go over to Galligan Beck, but
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according to the the letter that you got from the whoever the
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fuck that was and whoever the fuck opened it said to kill the
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messenger. Probably think I could probably
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use you in. Maybe use sausage, sausage,
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sausage as well. Trying to get some of this
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powder out of this thing. Do you want to you want to help
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hang out or do you Are you just going to fucking cut and run?
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I wouldn't. I wouldn't blame you either way.
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I'll just look down at the letter for a second and I'll
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just fucking. Crumple it up well,
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Paragraphical fallacy and. I'll just clap them on the back
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and start walking towards this shit.
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All right. Yeah.
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I imagine in the background, like Rusik is listening to Sven
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go on about his wives. Oh yeah, the second one.
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She had me right by the balls. She always told me, no, man,
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you're going to end up owing so many more women over the years.
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Oh, boy, was she right. Turns out she is the psychic of
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the four. Yeah, And this is how I became
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one of those men with the whole empire, with the pyramids.
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Not not the physical labor part, but like the whole thing where
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they give you the money all at the end of it.
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Now I'm just on the run with the money and the retiring.
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So look, do you want to maybe sign up for this program where
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you can get lots of money if you get your friends to sign up for
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it? All you gotta.
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Do is sign on with a little bit of gold up front.
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An old spin here will get you set up I.
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Think I'm so mad, Yeah. Oh, Sasha.
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You sure? I've seen Sasha before, Not wink
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wink. Yeah.
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That's it. Seems like an overly complex
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back story. Oh, that's good.
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That's good. I like that.
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Well, I don't know how long I will be alive, so I only have so
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much time to explain my life. Cough, cough.
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How? No, you made that.
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I don't know. You did that?
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Before. Enough.
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Yeah. He did not make that.
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No, he did that. Look, honestly, just on run from
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wives, 'cause I have sad back story and all.
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Wink. Yeah, that's great.
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Oh, look, hey, look, Tommy's going that way now, following
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after. Them.
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All right. Well, we talk about this later,
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Yeah. I'll give a a whistle to kind of
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get everyone elses attention, get over towards the where the
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obelisks are and stuff. Yeah, motherfucker.
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You know what a whistle is, right?
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Well, yeah. Where are you?
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Blow on this rod and I'm going to point my pole at them.
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Don't mouth me, Sonny boy. I've been around a lot longer
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than you. This guy is going to fucking
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make it through the day sort of. Christ I'll.
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Make a copy of The Day Sonny Boy Can't Live.
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He just like, kill the business. You still have that, so the you
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guys walk begrudgingly or however who knows he goes, well,
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crazy don't. Don't lump them in with me.
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I'm a lump. I'm a lump.
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Anyway, So yeah, you guys approach this, this hill with
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these seven novelists standing around.
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Then as you get closer, you notice that they are, they're
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very precariously teetering over this hole in the ground, this
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massive fissure that looks like it can swallow an entire
18:01
cathedral. The number, there's the ship
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with the ship. Church.
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It's that hole. This ain't that church.
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Of me. Why?
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If you know what I mean. The wink wink.
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A screech. Oh God, I really wish I hadn't
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listened to his stories. I will eat your screen.
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Yeah, Mayonnaise and Blaster Braise or whatever the fuck you
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talk about. I understand.
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I want to push him over every time he talks.
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Yeah, push him in the hole. Just lift him over my.
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Head. Like a gorilla.
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Just eat that monkey. No, don't.
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Do this. OK, I am the glue, you are the
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rubber. Everything you say.
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I'm going to fucking throw you in too, going.
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To say something about my mother.
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She's a lovely lady. I don't spin.
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Don't go there. He loves mothers.
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I'm. A mother lover, so I'm going to
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stare into this gaping ma and get away from.
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It's not polite to stare. Sorry, turn your head down.
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Let's distance ourselves from this individual for him.
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Dude. I love the detestable Jake,
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whether it's milk and worms or talking.
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About. His ex-wife.
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Oh, the worm. Is it's so easy to let him just
19:35
walk up so good. Anyway, yeah, so you're looking
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down into this, this, this gaping chasm you see down below
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in the dark, the tops of scaffolding kind of around the
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rim of this hole. Used to be at four, man.
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I know how to climb these things.
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Very good. Oh, please go ahead and lead us.
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Yeah, lead the way, bud. Sure.
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Show us how it's done, Yeah. Punch the potato basket.
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Is this where we're supposed to be?
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Look, I grew up around here. Many, many moons spent around
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this place. Follow me.
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Can I see how far down, like how many meters does this look?
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You're see, you're looking Into Darkness.
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Oh fuck. Yeah, hold on.
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Let me pop in good eyeball, and I'm pop out my fake one that's
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rolling around too much and putting in my other one.
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Looks about the same. OK.
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Yeah. She is a drop, I tell you what.
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She'll crush your larynx with her thighs.
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Oh my gosh, she sounds like the fourth wife.
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Let me just tell you something. Yes, please just tell.
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Me. Nothing.
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Hold another time, maybe when we are not staring into the maw.
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The. Go ahead and work that
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scaffolding and just work that rim.
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Job let me check. Meg, Maybe I have a rope.
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I could not remember if Jimmy Dean nor me can.
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You just aware of the guy that came on for him.
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You guys are standing, you're trying to like take a take in
21:01
what you're looking at here. The wind starts whipping around
21:04
you and it's kind of creating like a cyclone effect into into
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the actuator. I have thin and rusted chain so
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I'm going to use that. Honestly, it's yeah, you look
21:14
too down at where the top of the scaffolding are below you, and
21:17
this is a bit of a grade, requiring a bit of a climb.
21:20
I hand screech one end and then I'm going to tie the other end
21:23
around my my old man waist. Very.
21:26
Good. I'm going and Screech.
21:27
Let's go. Yeah, you're going to climb
21:30
down. Here's what we're going to do.
21:32
So the descent, and this is marked out in mechanics here.
21:35
Thanks Rugos. Climbing requires ADR.
21:37
Yeah, but climbing requires ADR 8.
21:43
Agility or strength test player's choice, which is nice
21:46
always. Now for each section descended
21:48
and we'll go section by section and we're going to call that
21:51
that the top of the OR the end of this first section is the top
21:54
of the scaffold. You guys are noticing though as
21:57
you guys are looking down at this because you guys you're
21:59
about to go down here, you do see that they're within this
22:01
grade to the top of the scaffolding.
22:03
There are two like openings leading into the ground.
22:06
Starting to think this place is more like not where I remember
22:10
as kid. Rusig is going to walk next to
22:13
Screech as since he's holding the end of the rope that soon.
22:19
Thin and rusty chain thin. And Rusty chain, yes, but down.
22:24
And he'll just kind of casually hand his short sword over and
22:28
look at the short sword and look at the rope and then look how
22:31
it's screeched. And you're just like kind of
22:33
like holding this? Hello.
22:34
Still standing at the edge watching you do these weird
22:37
justice. Please do not cut chain.
22:42
I don't understand why you are doing.
22:45
So spin, spin, spin, friend. Friend.
22:52
Are you are you aiming for the top?
22:53
Are you trying to get to the top of the scaffolding or?
22:55
Do any of these little caverns I'm We're at the edge of the
22:59
scaffolding, right? You have the scaffolding, yeah?
23:01
You have to traverse this distance to get to the
23:03
scaffolding. So he's my safety in case I slip
23:06
on these fucking. Rocks I'm.
23:07
Climb down. Currently at the Dr. 8 test to
23:12
get down, it's going to be ADR six with the to the chain
23:15
because that's definitely helping 30.
23:17
Feet. OK.
23:18
And then it's we're going to move it back up to 8 because
23:20
it's fucking raining, and it's definitely raining into this.
23:24
So DR8 and there's a little bit more to it if you fail, but
23:28
hopefully you haven't, yeah. And again, each piece of
23:29
climbing equipment used subtracts the Dr. by two.
23:32
Rope the chain Kells. OK.
23:35
And I got to use agility. You can agility or strength.
23:39
OK, wonderful. Are you going to the top of the
23:41
scaffolding or to one of these little tunnels?
23:43
I'm trying to like he's got one end of the chain, so I'm going
23:46
to make it so that it can just kind of move shit across.
23:48
Across the third thing. To to the top of the
23:50
scaffolding. Oh, just down with the gramer.
23:52
Whatever's club, yeah, we're going to work our way down.
23:55
OK. Been here before I have.
23:57
Yeah, you make it to the top of the scaffolding.
23:59
You see that these scaffolding is just complete hodgepodge of
24:01
mud crusted scaffolding dubiously constructed the
24:04
various materials and it seems to rise from the depths to where
24:09
you are now. I'm gonna gesture at the rest of
24:11
the group to come over once I've tied off the other end of this
24:14
thin, rusty chain, OK? And you notice too, like these,
24:18
these, these scaffolding are very narrow and cluttered,
24:21
dozens of of rope and pulley systems dangling, kind of
24:24
creating a spider web of lines each attack to a bucket which is
24:27
all open. I got to imagine that you're
24:30
probably tying that chain off to either the scaffolding itself or
24:33
one of these. Yeah, not the moving.
24:35
Stuff. Fair enough.
24:36
Yeah. Yeah.
24:37
OK. So that being the case.
24:38
And when people go down this, the, the rain won't cause a
24:41
negative. The chain will cancel out the
24:43
rain. So if you guys are coming down
24:44
here again, there are two other tunnels that are halfway down
24:48
this chain. And I would say that give me AD
24:50
2, Jake, just to determine what side of the tunnel we're on, you
24:54
know, because it's a one. OK, that's good.
24:56
That's fine. These are the matches.
24:58
It's just determining the left or right.
25:00
Yeah, the halfway down your chain there is access to this
25:03
one tunnel. So you're already at the bottom
25:06
there, spin. I'll hold the chain of the top,
25:12
OK, tell people. OK.
25:13
Going I'll fucking put my hand on the Tommy's shoulder, yeah.
25:17
Right in the persuader. Go ahead and lead the way.
25:22
Tommy 8 Agility Your strength, Tommy.
25:24
That's ten. Nice.
25:26
You make it down. Are you heading to the tunnel or
25:27
are you heading to this Catholic?
25:29
I'm going to head to the tunnel. OK.
25:31
You you're you're kind of rappelling down this, this chain
25:34
and you notice that there's a little shaft kind of broken into
25:36
the side of the hill. You like curiosity kills the cat
25:39
or not kill the cat. Curiosity draws you into it.
25:42
Then you he disappears, insight from everybody, and disappears
25:45
into this this little cow. Where'd that guy go?
25:49
Yeah, if you guys are aware that it's there.
25:52
He went into another loading screen, Yeah.
25:55
Top of you slide into this like this rough cavern opens into the
26:01
main shaft. Of course the walls as this
26:03
little cavern, as you kind of crawling through it, appear to
26:07
be shaped by like shovel sized teeth.
26:10
They look like teeth marks, but the size of shovel hands, it's a
26:13
musky odor. It's just heavy in the air too.
26:15
And you notice in this room that it opens up into large matted
26:19
pile of grass, kind of filling this whole room.
26:21
OK. That sounds safe.
26:23
Pretty much it at the moment, from what you can see.
26:26
So let's move on to whoever's next.
26:28
Yeah, Music is gonna go ahead and follow Tommy.
26:31
OK? They're calming down and then go
26:34
to join the only other companion that he's actually familiar
26:37
with. That's fair, yeah.
26:38
If you see your buddy take an off a different direction, you
26:40
probably follow. What is it?
26:42
Do I stink What I don't understand?
26:45
That is a 14. Nice.
26:46
You make it into there as well. You see Tommy as well, You make
26:49
it through the same things. Yeah, I got to imagine for
26:51
stint. That's funny to think, 'cause
26:52
he's like watching people like come down and they go somewhere
26:55
else. So far everybody has.
26:59
So what about Sasha then? Screech, Are you sure we got to
27:03
go through with this? They're looking for some powder.
27:07
I can get that at any general storm.
27:09
He's thinking of the the Pop Rocks.
27:12
They pull out the crumpled up ball of paper that he hasn't
27:16
seen yet, I'm sure, and I hand it to him.
27:18
OK. Well, I'll do it.
27:20
That would be. Allowed for me too.
27:24
To be fair, yeah, they're both my bathroom.
27:28
I will shimmy down the chain. You go to the scaffolding or to
27:33
the side tongue or the other two have disagreed into.
27:35
So are you gonna go see spandews down there waiting for you or
27:38
the guys who decide not to go? See stories to share with you.
27:41
Really. Not making you wanna go there,
27:43
is it? I'll go down to the scaffolding.
27:45
Okay, give me DR8 Agility or Strength.
27:48
Your choice. As my MLM leader.
27:50
MLM. Yeah.
27:52
But he was selling his pyramids. The walk over here, he was sold.
28:03
There's like. There's like a cutaway
28:05
interview. Unfortunately, Sasha has zero
28:07
subscribers to his fucking pyramid, he.
28:10
Already gave him 100 silver. Yeah, he is one of our whales,
28:14
but he has no fucking sense of how to fucking give anyone else
28:18
a God damn session. The word.
28:23
Yeah, right. Tommy.
28:24
Tommy 2 tones over here gets it. He only has two tones by itself.
28:32
You guys are yelling this from up the cabin I'm sharing.
28:36
Stories Stories with Sasha. Yeah, you are already the. 17
28:40
you want. To be a better salesman, how are
28:43
you going to build your own pyramid without all of your
28:45
friends I. Whispering this year before he
28:49
goes. Kill him.
28:53
I'd like to think that you said all of that stuff while he's
28:55
climbing down, he's standing there at the bottom and you're
28:57
still going. What about you screech up on?
28:59
I might as well climb down as well go.
29:01
To the scaffolding or go into the as well.
29:06
It's it's it's pretty crowded there, I'm sure, right?
29:09
Now it's. Crowded.
29:10
Yeah, the scaffolding. Both of those are pretty
29:12
crowded. You don't really know where the
29:13
whole plan is. Yeah.
29:15
You just saw them go in there for some reason.
29:17
But to be fair, there are the guys who are coming here.
29:19
You know what I mean? Yeah, like, I don't really know.
29:21
There's a hanger on in a way for you.
29:23
You're a pound guard. I know this place Wink.
29:25
Wink, wink. Because he doesn't, I'll.
29:27
Go in there. With him.
29:30
Did the whole the whole yeah, he just leaves Sasha with the weird
29:33
dude. Yeah, he's the kind of new yeah
29:36
yeah that's buried both Bizarre. So.
29:38
Does that chain become loose again?
29:41
Yeah, here's the like, I gotta feel like the chain won't help
29:43
you at this point because there's no one up top.
29:45
So Dr. 10 then, because it's a ring.
29:48
I can't see. Show me your fingers.
29:50
It's an 8, but I have a + 3 because Screech is a boss.
29:53
Yeah, so annoying. Nice.
29:55
You make it down you strength, that's agility strength is +2.
29:59
Yeah no. You kind of slides down away
30:01
holding the chain and then you see you're like here it comes
30:03
and you see it just Dick. Are you holding the chain still
30:08
as you do? Yeah.
30:09
What happened? I see the chain is no.
30:11
I have the other end. Yeah, well, the chain is
30:13
literally a connection to two locations now.
30:15
It's fine. Fred, get get James back and.
30:17
He's. Blowing him up.
30:21
Throughout his neck, that's how he went down.
30:27
It's it's good stuff. So we're split now.
30:34
That's kind of weird, but we're going to move to the guys in the
30:36
in the summer. Yeah, you three are old, you
30:39
guys, I suppose. Tommy and Rusiger.
30:41
It's a little surprised to see Screech.
30:42
Combined them after a bit. There's like Raising Eyebrow.
30:46
I'm here to take a break. It does look like you could have
30:49
taken it looks like a sleeping quarter.
30:51
No, he's. I love it.
30:54
Never mind I missed the mark. Obviously it's fine.
31:20
Welcome back, The flail of the face.
31:24
What's The Who the fuck are you? That's the first time I've ever
31:26
got to do. It yeah, it's true.
31:27
So. The three of you that are stuck
31:30
in this, not stuck in this sleeping chamber.
31:32
Yeah, stuck. Screech, Sleet, Tommy and Rusik.
31:36
Yeah, it appears to be that large matted pile of grass.
31:39
Looks like it's for dirty people to sleep on.
31:41
You know, because you're the kind of dirty people that sleep
31:43
on these kinds of things. You do notice that besides the
31:47
little tunnel that you guys came from, there appeared to be two
31:49
more. And this large matted pile of
31:52
grass. Who knows what's up with it?
31:54
Good place for a picnic. Is it warm?
31:56
If I go to touch it, does it feel like something's been there
31:59
recently? Not particularly.
32:01
Do you see that there are like indents from bodies who like
32:03
were sleeping on it? Obviously not there now.
32:05
There's nobody else in here by the looks of it.
32:08
Hi, I lightly. Pushed Tommy's back, slip in
32:11
there. Slapped A.
32:11
Various. All right.
32:14
I'm going to slip in there, yeah, Brucing's going to look.
32:17
At Tommy and just going to be like, well, yeah, you know, I at
32:19
least have the other three. I think we got the the cream of
32:22
the crop so dim. The top.
32:28
So, Tommy, you're digging? Through this, right.
32:30
And I go to take a piss. Yeah, I'll get.
32:32
Through give me corpse plundering.
32:34
D66 OK. And now roll for piss.
32:39
Always roll the piss 34. 34 You're digging.
32:42
Through this, looking for something of something,
32:44
anything. You find two things like a good
32:47
news and bad news situation. I'm give the bad news first.
32:49
You found something and you're like, this is kind of flashy.
32:52
What the fuck is this kind of startles?
32:53
Because I gotta imagine if you're digging this crush, it's
32:56
bad news. It doesn't matter you if you're
33:02
digging through this like brush, you're like you expected to find
33:05
find matter, but you find something really flashy.
33:06
It startles you. You pull it out.
33:08
Wow, Delight. Pull it out.
33:09
But you do. And it looks it's a flayed face.
33:12
Does it look like Nathan Lane? It looks just like Nathan.
33:14
Nathan Fillion. It's Nathan Fillion, Yeah.
33:16
Oh, that's even better, man. We're going to.
33:18
Get to me eventually. Yeah, yeah.
33:21
I didn't know my joke. Yeah.
33:24
You, you also find as you're digging around, you find that
33:28
underneath this bed of grass, more or less another tunnel
33:32
digging leading down into the Earth Keeper.
33:34
So you have essentially at this point, based on what you found
33:37
out, Tommy, there are four ways out of this room.
33:39
The way you came, the way you just found, and two other side
33:42
tunnels. OK, well, I'm gonna look back.
33:43
At Screech and Roosing and be like there's another tunnel down
33:46
underneath this pick up this face and kind of stuff.
33:49
It kind of over Nathan Lane's face on the shield double Nathan
33:53
and is stacking. Him up.
33:55
Nathan Action. Yeah, I always like that.
33:58
Well, Nathan. On Nathan face.
33:59
On face point to the tunnel that's down there and then point
34:03
to the two tunnels and should we get the other guys or go back
34:07
that way or should we let them fuck off I I.
34:11
Suppose it wouldn't be a bad idea to have some extra moving
34:16
targets, I guess. Wow.
34:18
Meanwhile. Outside on the scaffolding,
34:21
Sasha and Svint are standing here on the scaffolding.
34:24
You know that you can climb it down of where you are.
34:27
You do see that there is just below you guys like a like a 2
34:31
levels or so down. You see that it's starting to
34:34
disappear. There's like a little tunnel
34:35
that disappears into the side of the chasm, but also the
34:39
scaffolding just continues to go down into the darkness.
34:41
Also it's very damn dark. Sasha, you're pretty bright.
34:44
I'm glowing right now by the. Way right?
34:46
So it's not that dark. To you guys, but the three of
34:48
you in this, in this little sleeping quarters area thing is
34:51
pitch black in there. Keep that in mind.
34:53
It is very dark SO question. Yes.
34:56
Is our scaffolding. On the same side as their hole I
35:00
want. Yes, it is.
35:01
Yep, Just based on the map though, because because they're
35:04
they're passing by the hole, right?
35:06
Yes, they are on the same side. So wonderful.
35:08
So as I was the. Saying Sasha, hey, I I had met
35:12
my fourth wife just about to climbing and I've learned many
35:16
tricks. You know they're going to meet
35:18
up with us somewhere down at the bottom of this hole you see
35:21
right down there. That's where we are going,
35:23
right? For that gaper, I don't see.
35:26
Anything. Yeah, I know you don't.
35:28
Have quite the eyesight like I do and I'm going to tilt my good
35:31
eye at him. Are we just going to sit here?
35:35
And wait, no, we're not going to wait.
35:37
For nothing. And I'm going to, I'm going to
35:39
start pulling that chain, my my rusty thin chain back towards
35:43
towards us. And then I throw that out to get
35:45
to that fucking That little. That little.
35:48
Cavern that I mentioned. OK, all right.
35:50
Yeah, the one that Screech. Is still holding.
35:51
He's holding on to, Yeah, Screech.
35:53
As you're standing there. Talking to these guys or
35:55
listening to them talking or whatever, What's going on?
35:56
You feel that chain tug? I forgot about it for a minute.
36:00
So I panic and I start just pulling it in like I'm reeling
36:03
into he's already. There, yeah, yeah, the opposing
36:06
strength test I used. To be a great, I'm sure.
36:12
Oh fuck me. You're going to rip my old man
36:15
arms right off. That's a 10 versus my two.
36:19
Yeah, so you're. Like you say that like, I'm a
36:20
good system and whatever it is, you've got to pull this thing,
36:23
rip them into the hole. Yeah, and then you just like.
36:25
You feel this whole thing yank, and you could you, said Sasha.
36:28
You see standing next to you saying this stuff just get
36:31
launched up the side of this chasm into the hole the other
36:35
guys called into, and you're just by yourself standing there.
36:36
I use my. I use.
36:38
My 10 Pull the fucking brace myself.
36:40
Give me agility. 12 If you make it, then you did it.
36:43
You want to keep it. You want to keep it.
36:49
You save it. I'm.
36:50
I'm going to hold my omen. For a minute.
36:52
OK. So yeah, you you're trying,
36:53
you're. Like, oh shit.
36:54
And then you try to grab your stick.
36:55
You're not quick enough. You get pulled into this little
36:57
chewed out tunnel. You see the three of them
37:00
standing there in this bed of grass.
37:01
You can launch it into it. You hit, you hit the grass, go
37:05
down into the hole that you found.
37:07
This like, completely falls through with it and get down
37:10
this other very narrow animal tunnel.
37:13
And you're kind of being like pinballed down, this thing.
37:16
Give me, give, give me 'cause you can stop the movement.
37:19
Oh my God, give me DR14 agility or test strength to stop
37:23
yourself. Motherfuckers like fucking.
37:25
Muppet Yoda really is also. You've got you're trying to.
37:28
You mentioned before you're trying to use a stick.
37:30
I got a magnet. Still like a thought process.
37:32
We're going to call it a Dr. 12 because of that.
37:34
I got 18. Wonderful.
37:36
So you managed to finally pop this stick out as you're going
37:40
down this second tunnel through the ground and you just wedge it
37:43
and stop and I'm I'm. Aiming like in between.
37:46
Yep, Yep, You see that? You are probably a foot from the
37:50
opening on the ceiling of the room below you.
37:53
You know what I mean? Fuck, she's much.
37:54
Wider, deeper down, boys. And again, I'm gonna put my.
37:57
Black in here. It's dark.
37:59
You can't really see anything. Oh, echolocation my.
38:02
Bad Learned that from the second wife.
38:04
She's. Far back.
38:07
So what's? Down there, you creepy old fuck.
38:10
Oh. Let me check my bag for goodies.
38:13
He's just hanging from his. Pole by one hand, like don't
38:17
mind me. I have a rusty.
38:19
Rusty lamp with oil? Hey, that's helpful as fuck.
38:22
So everything's rusty with you, he.
38:24
Drops it how? Can I say?
38:26
That since he was born. 150. He's born in that.
38:29
Lantern, I'm going. To he's.
38:30
Just birthing Lantern. Shitty.
38:35
Fuck the pole was for if you didn't make it Look look, I
38:38
love. You.
38:39
I'm gonna turn that Lantern on on my belt with my one free at
38:44
hand. I like it.
38:45
What do I see? You see the?
38:47
The tunnel around you, very narrow, is very, and you know
38:50
it's narrow because you bounced off the walls.
38:52
Lucky I didn't see damage. Good for.
38:54
Me. You see that the?
38:56
The area below you, 'cause you can kind of see it now, 'cause
38:58
in the way that you're casting, that looks like there's just a
39:01
bunch of puddles of water. And like, it smells.
39:04
You can smell it from below like a bunch of rotting food.
39:07
Well, it smells. Like me, after a long day of a
39:10
feast and there's there's wet spots, there's no way.
39:19
Oh God, what is this? But I would suggest.
39:21
That we probably don't go down that way.
39:23
No, it's safe. Like it's still something I
39:26
would muckle around in like wife number. 1 That's just
39:31
encouraging. Us not to go down that way?
39:34
No, honestly, boys. I think after you just pinch the
39:37
nose off a little bit, it's safe for diving.
39:40
It's like Kerry. After the prom, you have no
39:43
idea. Here.
39:45
From below, What fucking yelling.
39:48
Who the fuck are? You.
39:48
Who the fuck? Are you?
39:52
Oh, my name is. Finn, who the fuck are you?
39:54
Strand? I've never met a good pole.
39:58
Get down here. We got to beat the shit out of a
40:00
pole. All this is.
40:04
Happening. Can I try to climb back up into
40:07
that fucking hole? Can he hear me from?
40:15
The like he knew where I was going.
40:17
So you can hear voices in the. Directions they're coming from.
40:20
You can hear him screaming from that hole that he was talking
40:23
how to get down to. I'll go down.
40:25
You're gonna OK you. See that?
40:27
Like, if you just nothing really, 'cause it's pretty
40:29
straight shot I would say, based on where you are, butt fuck it,
40:31
let's do it 'cause you're going down butt.
40:33
Fuck it, butt, fuck it, butt, fuck it.
40:35
No, there's an. Actual.
40:36
Mechanic for the scaffolds climbing them is ADR -2 but
40:39
fighting in them is A + 2 because it's narrow, narrow.
40:42
So what we say is that it is A8 D 10 two piece of the old brain.
40:47
Can you guys? D10 So that's the DA.
40:48
Call this. Old man oh.
40:49
Wait, you're not on the scaffolding?
40:50
Anymore. Never mind, you're leaving the
40:52
scaffolding, so it is just a straight detail.
40:54
OK, you got it. I'm just.
40:55
Trying to hit this bottom hole go.
40:56
To practice throwing. It out.
40:57
I'm scared. Oh, I get it.
40:59
Disconnect. What do you?
41:03
What do you have? Use an A.
41:05
Three here. He's so panicky.
41:07
In this voice I will use an homan.
41:09
OK. Go ahead.
41:10
Re roll. Oh, good.
41:12
That's better. 12. You're climbing down the
41:14
scaffolding, you will swift and you almost think like you're
41:17
going over the edge to catch yourself, and then you head on
41:20
down into that thing, he remembers, One of spins.
41:22
Rock climbing stories. Yeah, that's what did it about
41:27
you falling and breaking most of your.
41:29
Bones. And he gets scared.
41:30
That fear, Yeah, that helps that.
41:32
You're motivate, you walk with that weird.
41:35
Limp off to the side, everything but the pale.
41:38
Of this you slide. Into this chamber Here that was
41:42
Sasha. Give me AD 3/2.
41:45
You see? Four dudes standing here, just
41:48
filthy rag covered. They don't even think about
41:52
clothes. They just like, well, this will
41:53
cover my Dick. You know, they're completely
41:56
mud. Most of them don't even care
41:58
about that. Much, Yeah, most of them.
41:59
You can see their Dick. How cool are they?
42:00
To me, they're. Within.
42:02
Range to do that. I would say they they don't see
42:04
you because you hear they see me.
42:07
Oh they do. That's right.
42:08
They turn around. Yeah, just.
42:10
Just so you know, I, I, I. Rolled for armored.
42:13
And radiance. So I'm clad and luminescent.
42:16
Yeah, Furious. Starlight.
42:18
Yeah, you climb. Into this tunnel you see them up
42:21
ahead yelling up into the hole above them, and as soon as you
42:24
entered the chamber they all turn around with look as you
42:27
obviously cast a nice lighting shit.
42:28
What the fuck are you? I'm just trying to find the
42:32
powder. How do you look Powder?
42:34
Would you say you look clean? He's always on fire.
42:36
I was on. Fire.
42:37
Fire is cleansing. Don't think I'm.
42:39
In clean I've been in the rain and we were in a swamp.
42:42
Probably you're as clean as. You're going to get.
42:45
Yeah, you're way cleaner than. All that shit.
42:48
Yeah, you burnt, got rained on you probably desert.
42:54
Super. Saiyan go tanks.
42:56
He's very wet, I will say. That it's probably definitely
42:58
very like Soggy. Sure.
43:01
OK, look at that. Oh, mild.
43:02
OK, give me a reaction role, Eli. 2D6.
43:04
I'm dirty at clean. Six and a three.
43:07
They look at you well. You you have a reason to be
43:09
here. Honestly, I'm really.
43:11
Lost. I have no idea where I am.
43:13
You're looking for the powder, right?
43:14
The powder, yeah, that's. I heard there's some good stuff
43:17
down here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
43:18
Yeah, you got a fix on. It or what?
43:21
Maybe. Yeah, maybe.
43:22
Who's asking? The Bright Lord.
43:24
Hold on. We got something going on here.
43:26
Give us a hand with this. Kill the sons of bitches.
43:29
Keep threatening down with that for sure.
43:34
Over here, you walk. Over and did.
43:36
You see, send from the. You see who it is.
43:40
You see, it's spin. Hey, I shared all them.
43:43
Stories with you. What do you mean?
43:44
Fuck you. Fuck you guys.
43:46
I'm still wanna practice. Do I see a?
43:49
Light coming from this hole. Yeah, you see a cast.
43:52
Yeah, you hear him screaming. I'll be the way.
43:54
How? To make your pyramid throw, I
43:57
jump down. You're just going to?
43:58
Jump down. Yes.
44:00
I'm. I'm fucking.
44:01
Screeched. I'll jump down and I'll with
44:03
your big flavor. OK, here's.
44:04
What we're going to? Do give you a test for it.
44:06
If you fail it, you're taking damage for falling.
44:08
Otherwise, he's in here too, I know.
44:12
Screech is still holding the chain, so if you jump down, he
44:15
spin's going to drop anyways because you're going to yank.
44:18
Me down. You are his anchor, alright.
44:22
You're going. To no, you're.
44:24
Going to pull up your knee, he's not saying shot me anchor.
44:27
It's your 10 foot. Pole is the anchor currently,
44:30
yeah, but he's going. To shoot.
44:31
Underneath me with the chain and then we and then he's going to
44:35
fucking yank me all like I'm going to shoot out and.
44:37
Fucking hit one of these sons of bitches at mock speed.
44:40
Just fucking. Sliding straight for that DRA
44:47
agility. Where's going eight?
44:49
That is 8. Plus.
44:51
Three nice. And then because this is a tight
44:55
thing and there's no way you're not through my waist.
44:58
I know. Give me what are you trying to
45:00
do? OK, so here's the thing.
45:01
You see him coming down. You know you're blocking the
45:04
path. What do you what do you do in
45:06
this split second? Because you know that there's no
45:07
way he's going to wrap my withered body.
45:09
Around that 10 foot pole, as tight as I can, I just fucking.
45:13
I hold on to it like a stripper, and I'd like to think it's like
45:17
horizontal. I'm.
45:18
I'm squeezing. Myself together so he can shoot
45:21
the gap. It's horizontal, isn't it though
45:22
in. Here.
45:23
He's just wedged in there, right?
45:24
Yeah. So I'm making like a.
45:26
It's a little cutter hanging on. It horizontally like he's coming
45:29
down like a car. Screw and I don't care.
45:31
He hits me but I'm I'm I'm hoping to God he shoots past me.
45:34
OK, he's the Julie test was pretty good, but.
45:35
What about yours? Here, let's do another DRA to
45:37
Julie test. If you fail it, he's hitting
45:39
you. What's your Agility?
45:41
I got an 8. You got an 8?
45:43
Yeah, so. Yeah, you see him coming quick.
45:46
You just pull yourself into this thing you but the chain the.
45:49
Chain, yes. So you somehow miraculously
45:52
slide past spin. He brushes against you but
45:56
doesn't pull you and time slows down and I.
45:58
Wink at you as you pass by. Love it.
45:59
Love the kiss you. Land, you're probably, you're
46:03
aiming to dropkick these dudes missile, Dropkick style aren't
46:05
you? Yeah, absolutely.
46:07
OK, so we're going to give we're going to the kids a wife that's
46:09
D2 unarmed, but we're going to damp it due to your velocity,
46:12
right? It's going to call it D4 damage
46:14
just for the upping it. Also, when you hit the ground,
46:18
spin makes a the chain strength test to hold on to what he's
46:22
doing. I've got a fucking the chain
46:24
will go top, but it is probably enough to pull you with.
46:26
However, let's get this damage in first as you hit these dudes.
46:29
Oh, is it OK? Is it one guy or multiple guys?
46:32
There's multiple guys. There, but there's only one.
46:33
That's pretty much the one I've been yelling up to you guys
46:35
that's in the actually, there's two people down there, that guy
46:38
and Sasha. They're both under the hole.
46:40
Oh. Thinking of a strength to do.
46:42
The attack. You know what I mean?
46:43
If you fail, that's what you hit.
46:45
Sure. There we go.
46:46
That is a oh. 1818 Oh yeah, you hit the.
46:49
Dude, so give me damage on that guy.
46:51
You're job kicking them, Dr. 4/4 No, I was.
46:54
Wondering if I should just open Max?
46:57
Not for. This no.
46:58
Way. Nice.
47:02
OK, now to give you transparency.
47:03
They have three hit points, however.
47:06
They have their armor. Is not handled usual it says
47:09
thick mud coating as shield. Now shield gets rid of one
47:13
damage by default, correct? Breaking it or breaking it
47:15
against all damage right for it. So you hit this guy right
47:18
square, like right on the shoulders like you're getting
47:20
with the media aura, right knees and the shoulders you knocked
47:23
into the ground. You land on him and as he hits
47:25
this like hard candy shell of mud, this shatters around.
47:29
You see like the whitest unit, like a Klondike bar just
47:31
shattered on the ground and then I slay shot out.
47:34
For the secondary attack, you're good at wait.
47:36
Yeah, shot out. You're good at.
47:38
OK. I've been around for a while,
47:39
man. I like.
47:39
That I fucking I. Know that I'm stuck to this
47:42
fucking. Thing.
47:43
OK, so here's what we'll do then.
47:44
So you're trying. To so you know what's going to
47:46
happen. You prepare for by like letting
47:48
yourself go to like accelerate. I'm going to use.
47:51
A little bit of my body weight to kick out the pole so it's not
47:55
slotted in there so hard and then fucking slingshot out and
47:59
stab the same dude. The same dude.
48:00
Okay. Give me the Give me the give me
48:02
the strength attack then okay, we're gonna call it A10 'cause
48:04
he's on the ground pin. Hell yeah.
48:07
Yay. 12 Nice Give me the D4. Damage.
48:09
We're gonna keep a D4 cuz I mean yeah, you guys are moving
48:12
different speeds, but not really.
48:13
You sleep thought of him, right? Acceleration 33 and he doesn't
48:16
have the armor anymore. Tell me about it.
48:19
Just. Lands right on his test.
48:21
So after Screech comes. Flying out of there, you see the
48:25
fucking chain just kind of whirling behind him and he
48:27
fucking smacks into him The mud, the mud shell breaks and then
48:31
you see that that chain become Todd and then like snap and pull
48:35
back and this fucking old ass goblin just comes flying out and
48:39
his 10 foot pulling us through the mud.
48:40
Monster Mud Monster's a guy, yeah.
48:44
The dude. But yeah, he ran through his
48:45
head. Just that pole.
48:47
Just, yeah, 10. Point Landing 10 point.
48:51
Because there's a pole. Can I do it so the?
48:53
Question here is what were Rusig and Tommy able to witness of
48:59
that they just saw Screech? Jump down to the hole.
49:02
If you guys were looking down in there, you saw that.
49:04
Yeah. So I imagine like.
49:05
Roosing Sea Screech. Dive in.
49:08
Here's a whole lot of noise, yeah.
49:13
Yeah, and then it just like. Looks up at Tommy.
49:15
It's like these guys are insane. Yes, they are.
49:19
And then Tommy steps back and falls down right into the hole.
49:22
Just. Jumping down in there's.
49:25
Pencil. Dog jumping right down there
49:26
like a little fucking. Salute the people underneath you
49:29
at the. Moment is Sasha and and Screech
49:32
and and Sint. They're directly I didn't know
49:34
that. Well, what I'm thinking is I'm.
49:37
Probably I'm going to go down into the hole and then since I
49:39
have the shield on my back, I'm going to kind of try to like
49:41
slide down. Really cool.
49:43
Figure it out as you. Go.
49:44
That's what we're doing, I mean. Yeah.
49:45
So you're going to do it with the shield?
49:47
Yeah. The shield's going to be on my
49:48
back. It's going to be kind of be like
49:50
kind of just sliding down the the tunnel gloves and boots on
49:53
the wall. Back on the other wall?
49:55
Yes, exactly. You also have.
49:57
Faces and rope on that shield. So what's that doing against the
50:00
wall, right? That's a great place.
50:02
You're welcome. Movie was.
50:04
Ice so I love all you, OK? OK, so podcast.
50:08
I want to say strength over agility.
50:10
To do that successfully without falling down into it, it's a 13,
50:14
so 15. So yeah, you you spy down into
50:17
it. You notice that the the shield
50:19
on your back is starting to get like a bit looser as the ropes
50:23
that are holding it, they're wrapping around it are starting
50:25
to D2, which Nathan? 'S face.
50:27
Do you lose? Oh, I like that.
50:29
Nathan Fillions. Was over Nathan Lanes so
50:32
fillions of skin shaved. Up we just got Fillion.
50:35
God damn it. Moving on, yeah.
50:36
So me, you wed yourself in there.
50:38
You're so you're you're in the tunnel then, right in this
50:40
vertical shaft. OK, what's the state of the?
50:43
The ropes were wrapped around with the grappling hook on the
50:45
shield. I would say at this point they
50:47
are. Damaged, but not, like,
50:49
completely severed. You know what I mean?
50:51
So any more damage to them, I want to say that we're gonna.
50:53
We'll take it. You know what I mean?
50:54
If you were to fail that slide, I would have just rubbed it raw.
50:57
Get. Back, get back, get back.
51:01
Thank you. OK, so.
51:03
Yeah. So you're stuck in that little
51:04
tunnel in that cap, in that vertical shaft.
51:06
What about roof stick up there? You see, Tom, we jumped out in
51:09
there, Lucy. Seeing Tommy is just kind of
51:12
like mutters to himself a little bit.
51:14
He's like, this is so stupid just and he like kind of looks
51:19
to the side back at the entrance out.
51:23
And then like. Realizing that like he's got
51:26
nowhere else to go because like, you know who Tommy's uncle is
51:30
So. Is this Thomas or?
51:32
Rusik. A little.
51:41
Here we go. And now you'll just pull the he
51:44
has a crowbar out. Nice try to kind of try.
51:47
To. Use that as like a pic to like,
51:49
just try to work his way. Control your blonde.
51:52
OK, yeah, let's call that ADR 10 Strength Original, the most
51:57
sane. Thing we had done this entire
52:00
episode. Yeah, using tools.
52:02
What you get? Appropriately.
52:04
So yeah, you got a. Three.
52:06
OK, so you. Try.
52:08
You're like, oh this. Anybody else has been making
52:09
this pretty pretty easily. So you climb down there, you got
52:12
your crowbar like wedge, you're that you're back against one
52:14
edge of this. Inside of this, you got your
52:16
crowbar to the other side. You're like this is going to
52:18
work and you're like start to let yourself go down a little
52:20
bit. The crowbar.
52:21
Let's go. And you just start sliding down
52:23
into it and you know that Tommy is directly below you in the
52:28
chasm as well. So let's see the first person.
52:32
So I would say a Julie test to prevent the falling immediately
52:36
after. The crowbar slips.
52:38
He's just gonna be like he come in.
52:40
Okay then. Agility.
52:41
Oh God, it's so narrow. And you guys are full size
52:44
people. You're a goblin.
52:45
Though to be fair, I'm a goblin. If it worked for him, it can
52:47
work for you. He's a goblin man above the same
52:49
stuff. You're a goblin man.
52:50
I got to imagine you're a bit bigger.
52:52
Okay, you almost like you normal size goblin.
52:54
Just think of it. So you hear.
52:57
Him yelled at. Them above you.
52:59
What are you gonna do? I'm just gonna tuck.
53:00
In all my limbs and just go straight down the rest of the
53:03
shaft until I hit bottom. I'm gonna try to roll out of the
53:06
way so. He doesn't remember.
53:07
Yeah, OK, possible. So we'll call it agility.
53:09
Yeah, call. Agility.
53:09
Just standard 12. That's gonna be me.
53:12
Using an omen cuz that was a four.
53:13
Love it. OK, so that was a. 14 on the
53:16
die. So that's sixteen.
53:18
OK, nice. Slide down, but you realize
53:20
these people aren't below. You still screech, Sasha, and
53:24
Svint. All three of you are below him
53:26
and you hear them yell that from above.
53:28
What do you guys do in that split second?
53:30
Aren't there like? Three other guys down here.
53:32
Yeah, they're all yeah this. Is happening so quickly that
53:34
they're all kind of just in limbo.
53:35
What would it take for me to tackle him?
53:38
Out of the sky like grab him as. Tommy, Yeah, as he's falling,
53:42
that would say ability. Would he an RK, Omi, or?
53:44
Something. No, I'll watch you go.
53:48
I'll watch you flying. Up the air and.
53:49
Just pick you out of the sky, yeah?
53:51
Hit you right in the. Midsection get the like like a.
53:56
Mama like edge. Yeah, the.
53:59
Edge No, he didn't does that, does that.
54:02
Fucking stap me around too. God, I imagine it does.
54:07
So give me your agility test. We're gonna call 12.
54:09
Okay, what is that? 18 + 3 That's 21 fucking eight
54:14
you catch. As soon as he, like, breaches
54:15
the hole in the ceiling, you grab him around the waist And
54:18
what? Yeah, yeah.
54:21
And and then I'm just standing up.
54:23
Pulling the stick out of the guys and then you feel that
54:26
chain. Just like it's time to go.
54:28
Again, he's going. What about when?
54:31
Roosing comes out. Yeah.
54:33
Is he going to get a chain right under the Yes so.
54:38
Rusik, you see like you're climbing down.
54:40
You saw Tommy get ganked by screech out of the way
54:44
miraculously and you point, you see.
54:47
Then you see spin get you launched on the site as well and
54:50
you see just saw just standing below you staring as you like.
54:54
What are you doing? I'm just watching you just
54:56
watching down the barrel and I got.
54:59
Stamped away so I can get him as I passed, but Hardy?
55:04
Did you death? You guys are both small.
55:09
You grab him. By the nape of the collar, and
55:11
you just yank him as well. And yeah, yeah, you see, you
55:14
think you're about to land on every single one of your
55:16
companions roosing. Every single one of them
55:18
disappears inside and you land on the ground.
55:21
All three of the other guys are just standing there dumbfounded.
55:23
One of them just kind of looks down at the the guy that's head
55:25
exploded. He's like, well, that looks
55:27
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56:15
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56:18
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56:22
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time. I got Xbox.
57:30
I'll got two games. I play mortal.
57:33
Kombat I play Johnny Cage. What?
57:37
Metal, do you listen? To I did some fucked up.
57:39
Shit, I was going down a rear path.
57:40
It's like Motionless In White or.
57:42
Something it starts off like that.
57:43
And then it's just like those weirdest look at their awful
57:46
look like. Yeah, lots.
57:50
A lot. Dude, I listen to them.
57:53
I know you didn't. Hey, I watched QB.
57:55
Halloween the other night it's good flick it's.
57:58
It's actually really good. We had this.
58:00
Fucking conversation. It's kind of.
58:03
Weird that you've watched it. It is literally there.
58:05
Say fuck weird that anyone has watched.
58:06
It at the end of an episode. Of us talking about this shit
58:09
already, it's. Just going to blow my mind how
58:11
much he liked it. We please.
58:13
Do something No I'm. Not taking it home, I'm not
58:16
making. It.
58:18
OK, you. Know you want something.
58:22
New We better be making funny and F like a fucking.
58:27
This is our permanent job. I need a 401K.
58:35
Yeah. I.
58:36
Don't even. Want to interact with this I
58:37
just. Want to watch this show?
58:38
Go on to the next hour and I'm just going to make an icon.
58:41
Across the table it would. Be the first time I have
58:45
someone. Enraged, bottled.
58:46
Inside I would only. Have a staring into the camera
58:53
so the we'll keep it I don't care me with Tate and and.
58:58
No, I was like fine. It's cool.
59:01
The only thing that can look at the villain or maybe I do.
59:03
You are. You are.
59:05
I know there have to be. I'm just saying you don't have
59:07
to make it seem like oh, right, OK.
59:09
So, yeah, right, We're at that. Stage.
59:11
Anyway, let's kill you all. But no, I'm just kidding.
59:15
I'm only telling you.