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Mac & Bone - What the Bleep · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: In the meantime, we got to have some fun. It's Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: It's time for what the bleep? We got stories that
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  Speaker 1: make us say, what the bleep? What the heck are
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  Speaker 1: we doing in this country?
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  Speaker 2: Bone?
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  Speaker 1: We're going to say that about ten times. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: what do you got Star?
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  Speaker 3: We're going to go to a white Lake township, Michigan,
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  Speaker 3: where I think we may have done this story back
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  Speaker 3: in the winter. But there's an update now. It's an
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  Speaker 3: the story of an Oakland County woman who is now
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  Speaker 3: pleaded guilty to drug driving at Alpine Valley Ski Lodge
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  Speaker 3: because mac she they think she might have been high
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  Speaker 3: on marijuana. Also, she's the lady that drove onto the
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  Speaker 3: ski slopes and couldn't get out of there. She's now
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  Speaker 3: been formally charged. She will spend thirty thirty days in jail.
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  Speaker 3: That's one of those situations where you'll never guess how
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  Speaker 3: I got in this situation, ended up on the ski
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  Speaker 3: slopes or at the bottom of the ski slopes with
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  Speaker 3: her car because she done got high and didn't know
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  Speaker 3: where she was doing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna say something's definitely involved there. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like that is not of sound mind.
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  Speaker 3: That's also mac not allowed to drive for a year,
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  Speaker 3: and she's also not allowed near the ski slopes for
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  Speaker 3: a year.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably a good Those are probably two good decisions. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she deserves to want to believe this is reminiscent of
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  Speaker 1: the dude that drove at the local top golf just
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  Speaker 1: right out there on the top golf like course, well,
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  Speaker 1: people are firing golf shots at his suv. This also
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  Speaker 1: could be something that LaMelo ball does at some point
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  Speaker 1: in time in Minnesota. Shot, Oh, we're supposed to get
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  Speaker 1: out here with skis.
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  Speaker 3: I thought we just drove on these slopes. I could
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  Speaker 3: see that happening. Lamello driving in the Minnesota winters. That's
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  Speaker 3: gotta be a problem, right, all always getting a driver
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  Speaker 3: now he said.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably a good idea. That is definitely a
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  Speaker 1: good idea, LaMelo versus ice Bone. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: see that.
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  Speaker 3: Remember, though LeVar blamed those of us that watched him
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  Speaker 3: on YouTube, you don't see the accidents.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yep, we see a lot of them.
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  Speaker 1: Other than that, there's some ten and two out there
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  Speaker 1: that LeVar says, we're just not seeing. Man.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, good luck to you, mellow.
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  Speaker 1: We having some fun all right, let's continue here with
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  Speaker 1: what the bleep story's bonesy? How about the Brazilian soccer player.
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  Speaker 1: This is a what the bleep moment? Imagine this happening
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  Speaker 1: to your team. This dude's name is J. C. Morano,
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  Speaker 1: all right, he's a Brazilian soccer player for Kurtiba over
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  Speaker 1: there in Brazil. He scores a goal and he's a defender, right,
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  Speaker 1: he headed it in. He'll score a lot of goals
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  Speaker 1: as a center back. So he was excited. He jumped
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  Speaker 1: over the advertising boards and was ready to go celebrate
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  Speaker 1: with his fans. Problem is bone when he jumped over
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  Speaker 1: the advertising boards, there's a giant hole there where you
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  Speaker 1: go down to the.
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  Speaker 2: Locker room down the stairs.
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  Speaker 1: They did not put the cover on top of this
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  Speaker 1: stairwell that goes straight down. This dude flew into the
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  Speaker 1: hole down into the stairs. So he limps out with
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  Speaker 1: a messed up ankle. He hurt himself and finds out
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  Speaker 1: the goal has been disallowed.
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  Speaker 2: What the bleep? Or how badly would you laugh?
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  Speaker 1: It's your opponent if they celebrate that way, hurt their
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  Speaker 1: goofy selves and then and then the score doesn't even stay.
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  Speaker 3: It would be like when the Dallas Cowboys score and
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  Speaker 3: they jump in the Salvation Army bucket and they just
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  Speaker 3: disappear down into the earth.
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  Speaker 1: And then if they call, if they but then throw in,
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  Speaker 1: they have to hurt themselves in the Salvation Army bucket,
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  Speaker 1: and then there has to be a holding call bone
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  Speaker 1: that brings it all back.
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  Speaker 2: My favorite part of the video is the guy that's.
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  Speaker 3: Standing right next to the hole in the ground, and
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  Speaker 3: clearly Mac probably his job to shut that ye because
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  Speaker 3: he immediately goes, oh no, and he goes and looks
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  Speaker 3: down there.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, what have I done to this guy? Lucky,
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  Speaker 1: it's only an ankle injury. It's crazy that dude had
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  Speaker 1: no idea. He's jumping into a bitch on.
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  Speaker 2: It's so mussy.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a cartoon where the guy's in the air
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  Speaker 3: and disappears all of a sudden. Man, Mac, you love
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  Speaker 3: a good world record, and we now have a Guinness
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  Speaker 3: World record set by David Rush.
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  Speaker 2: Mister David Rush.
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  Speaker 3: Ran in the famous Idaho Potato Marathon and he wore
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  Speaker 3: one hundred and twenty five T shirts while running the marathon.
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  Speaker 1: These Guinness, these Guinness records, Man, where do people find
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  Speaker 1: the most like you? Know what I mean, like just
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  Speaker 1: the most obscure records you can set. Yeah, put a
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  Speaker 1: ton of T shirts on.
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  Speaker 3: He ran the marathon in six hours wearing one hundred
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  Speaker 3: and twenty five T shirts.
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  Speaker 2: He looked, say Joey from Friends. When he wears all
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  Speaker 2: Chandler's clothes.
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  Speaker 1: That can't be good though. That's gotta be hard. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I will give him credit. That's gonna be tough with
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  Speaker 1: all that, all the T shirts on. I have a
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  Speaker 1: question to make it easy. I have a question for
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  Speaker 1: mister Rush. Why did you just run the marathon hard
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  Speaker 1: enough as it is? Because ZNNY wouldn't have a Guinness record.
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  Speaker 1: I think to some of these dorks, it's all about
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  Speaker 1: getting their name etched in Guinness lore.
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  Speaker 2: Could you imagine you get passed by this guy running
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  Speaker 2: next to you. You're thinking, what is this guy up to?
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  Speaker 1: That would not be good. If the guy was with
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  Speaker 1: two one hundred and twenty five T shirts passes you,
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  Speaker 1: you are you are in trouble, Fitty. I think you
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  Speaker 1: need to find a a obscure Guinness record, break it
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  Speaker 1: so we can get a little pub You.
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  Speaker 2: Need to get anything missed the one right now?
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  Speaker 1: No, what does the record for that. Anybody know, all right, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: let me move along here. But that dude deserves what
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  Speaker 1: the bleep?
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  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 1: You know, you don't have much going for you in Lifebone,
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  Speaker 1: when your goal is to set that record right there?
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  Speaker 2: How do you even stumble on that record? So do
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  Speaker 2: we want the bleep?
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  Speaker 1: I got to ask you, Bone, Do we what the
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  Speaker 1: bleep the Lalla Polooza crowd in Chicago a couple of
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  Speaker 1: weeks ago, or do we praise them for ingenuity? They
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  Speaker 1: were spotted Bone passing around what they called a pea bag.
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  Speaker 1: It was a It was a bag that was in
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  Speaker 1: a cardboard box and they passed it around and anybody
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  Speaker 1: had to pee because you don't want to lose your
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  Speaker 1: spot in like the pit area for the concert in
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  Speaker 1: front of the stage. So you just pee in a
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  Speaker 1: bag it's in a cardboard box. You just pass it
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  Speaker 1: right on to your neighbor. Do we what to beleep
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  Speaker 1: them or do we compliment them for their ingenuity?
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  Speaker 2: Bone or both?
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  Speaker 3: I think that might be what the bleed combo. But
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  Speaker 3: also respect for the respect for the thought in the craft.
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  Speaker 1: You can't give up a good spot at a concert
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  Speaker 1: right at a concert festival. You got a good spot.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't ever getting back in there again. So what's
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  Speaker 1: your alternative? Tinkling right there on the ground. That's kind
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  Speaker 1: of nasty. So here, let's pass around a pea bag.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I kind of respect it, and I
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  Speaker 1: don't respect much that the young knuckleheads do nowadays.
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  Speaker 3: Did it Selania? Jim Selania didn't. He used to carry
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  Speaker 3: a pea bag around in the car.
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  Speaker 2: He had that bottle. Didn't Granny Pat give him the bottle? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: P Jar, p Jar? Okay, yeah Jar? Didn't Granny Pat
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  Speaker 2: send something to him at some point?
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  Speaker 1: I think so, I think I need that, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: because I've just I've had to pee and I've had
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  Speaker 1: to pull over it and use like my drinking cup.
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  Speaker 1: Never use the drinking cup again. I would like a
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  Speaker 1: record to show mat.
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  Speaker 3: Can we talk about Everett Krischbaum and James Gay? They
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  Speaker 3: are too fluing with They are too Florida man who
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  Speaker 3: got into an altercation and at public's parking lot grocery store.
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  Speaker 3: Public's not a public parking lot, a public's parking lot
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  Speaker 3: on August fourth, they fought over a woman. Now that
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  Speaker 3: problem we have is all the time in Florida grocery stores.
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  Speaker 3: But here's the situation. So mister Jason Gett was a
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  Speaker 3: Jason Gay. Yeah, James Gay approached the car for Krischbomb.
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  Speaker 3: He was sitting in with a machete. So mister Crischbaum
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  Speaker 3: then reaches in his back seat and pulls out his hatchet.
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  Speaker 3: So we have two Florida men fighting at publics. One
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  Speaker 3: brings a machete, the other guy says, hey, tight, let
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  Speaker 3: me grab my hatchet out of the back seat, and.
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  Speaker 2: They squared off in the grocery store parking. I see
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  Speaker 2: your machete, and I raise you a hatchet.
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  Speaker 3: One of the odds that they both have those on
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  Speaker 3: hand for this fight, I'm told in Florida, Bone, I'm
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  Speaker 3: told there is a seventy two percent chance actually that
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  Speaker 3: two guys that get into a fight in the state
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  Speaker 3: of Florida will each have either a machete or a hatchet. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: in every other state, Bone, it's a point one percent chance.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: This this may have not been their first fight, by
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  Speaker 3: the way, This might be the This might be the
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  Speaker 3: one that settles the score. This is like hell to
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  Speaker 3: sell for wrestling. I to the end of the few
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  Speaker 3: I feel like guys care.
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  Speaker 1: Each of those items are probably you know, prepared, yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: probably more likely to get into an incident.
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  Speaker 3: Both guys. Both guys ended up in the ambulance being
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  Speaker 3: hauled away. It was not it was not a It
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  Speaker 3: was a draw essentially.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I have I have a what the belief
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  Speaker 1: Storybone of a golfer who cares way too much about
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  Speaker 1: winning his membership event at his country club.
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  Speaker 2: All right, I've got that story. Ninety two. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: talking about you. Get away from the microphone. I've talked
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  Speaker 2: about you over there. Okay, I've talked about somebody else.
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  Speaker 1: An amateur golfer Bone has resigned from his membership at
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  Speaker 1: a Saint Louis area club after admitting to a now
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  Speaker 1: viral cheating scandal in which the faked making a hole
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  Speaker 1: in one. This dude, Zach Holland, played golf in college.
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  Speaker 1: Is reportedly a two handicap. Literally told the ESPN Radio.
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  Speaker 1: This guy went on ESPN Radio Saint Louis to tell
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  Speaker 1: his story and confess his sin.
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  Speaker 2: Bony, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: He plays his golf ball in the cup at the
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  Speaker 1: par three to fourth hole before the tournament started. Then
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  Speaker 1: it hits his t shot. Lord knows where it went
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  Speaker 1: and goes up and tells everybody, there's my ball. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I got a hole in one. He lied about scoring
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  Speaker 1: the hole in one. He offered the ball up to everybody. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I got a hole in one. He is now admitting
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  Speaker 1: to doing something dumb he shouldn't, and he is accepting
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  Speaker 1: the consequences. He has been booted from membership at the
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  Speaker 1: country club. What the belief? Why on earth is getting
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  Speaker 1: a hole in one in a member event that damn important.
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  Speaker 1: You might as well put one hundred and twenty five
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  Speaker 1: T shirts on a run a marathon. It was a
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  Speaker 1: guy wearing jeans when he did this.
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  Speaker 2: I need to know.
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  Speaker 1: Were there no one at the was no one at
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  Speaker 1: the hole to watch the golf shot go in? I
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  Speaker 1: guess you would think someone playing with him would notice
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  Speaker 1: where the ball went right and noticed that it didn't
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  Speaker 1: go near the hole.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you would think. So he had to go from
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  Speaker 2: like a shanka in the hole. Yes, anyway, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, golfers in your member events, there's a little trick,
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  Speaker 1: but use it at your own peril.
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  Speaker 2: Mac.
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  Speaker 3: There's nothing crazier to monitor than the nature boy. Rick
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  Speaker 3: Flair's behavior in general, especially on social media. And we
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  Speaker 3: have another controversy. Oh no, he's involved in He tweeted
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  Speaker 3: out two days ago. It's a picture of him and
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  Speaker 3: his ex Wendy, and he says in the tweet, I
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  Speaker 3: told you it was only a matter of time until
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  Speaker 3: you came running back. At least I know him in
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  Speaker 3: good hands because you have always taken the best.
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  Speaker 2: Care of me of anyone in the world.
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  Speaker 3: She finally figured out there's only one Rick Flair, and
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  Speaker 3: there's only one James Bond. Whoo A currently Rick is
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  Speaker 3: available for all kinds of action. Let's see if Wendy
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  Speaker 3: still has it. LFG lets f and go. Everyone said,
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  Speaker 3: not really the way you trigger your returning lady. Then
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  Speaker 3: he gets mad at all the negative reaction, and yesterday, Matt,
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  Speaker 3: we have this week another picture of he and Wendy.
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  Speaker 3: Wendy and I are are not renewing your relationship. We
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  Speaker 3: are renewing a thirty four year friendship. She has her
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  Speaker 3: own residence and I have mine. She's coming to take
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  Speaker 3: care of her parents. Everyone took that in the wrong way.
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  Speaker 3: How dare you take a positive moment and twisted around?
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  Speaker 3: How are they supposed to take that tweet.
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  Speaker 2: Man. He did, He did everything but say we're I'm
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  Speaker 2: taking her to space?
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  Speaker 3: Not Why are people so worried about me and Wendy?
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  Speaker 3: Find someone else to hate on? Wendy and I are fine.
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  Speaker 3: You just said let's see if she still has it LFG.
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  Speaker 3: She came running back to me, and then you got
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  Speaker 3: negative backlash and you say, whoa, how.
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  Speaker 2: Dare you take it the wrong way? God insan. He's
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  Speaker 2: a piece of work. Man. Why am I thinking? Wendy
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  Speaker 2: saw that tweet and was like, oh no, well I'm
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  Speaker 2: not yet.
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  Speaker 1: No sorry, Rick, you ain't getting another chance last, but
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  Speaker 1: not lease Bone.
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  Speaker 2: I have to What the bleep?
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  Speaker 1: KFC and Oreos they have teamed up in China, unfortunately
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  Speaker 1: not America.
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  Speaker 2: They have teamed up on a cookie.
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  Speaker 1: The cookie is the Oreos right like the Oreo wafers,
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  Speaker 1: but the cream is the eleven is a cream made
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  Speaker 1: of eleven herbs and spices in KFC's original recipe. What
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  Speaker 1: the bleep we're doing? I like a good Oreo. I
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  Speaker 1: like me some KFC. Do we need a merger Bone?
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  Speaker 1: Do we need a merger of those two? I would
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  Speaker 1: I would dabble, just just to experience it and why
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  Speaker 1: does China get it bone, but you don't get the
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  Speaker 1: pleasure here in America of trying that.
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  Speaker 3: That's a that's a good one. I'll definitely try. I
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  Speaker 3: want to see what it tastes like. I'm not saying
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  Speaker 3: it's good, but I'll definitely try it.
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  Speaker 2: That is what the belief