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Hour Two | Sunken Pontoon Parlay, Week Zero & LSU-Clemson · Off The Bench

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  Speaker 1: Off the Bench with Jacob Hester and Matt Flynn.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Where the plays get broken down and science gets denied.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, they said I got to come off the bench.
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  Speaker 1: Hour two of Off the Bench, live from the Raising
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  Speaker 1: Cane Studio.
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  Speaker 3: All right welcome back here otb monday morning monday show
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  Speaker 3: brought to you by bayou automotive all right number two
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  Speaker 3: mr jacob hesser is uh changing tires right now flipping
• 0:51
  Speaker 3: tires maybe maybe get a little workout in as well
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  Speaker 3: i heard he picked up the whole car he picked
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  Speaker 3: up the whole car are you serious that's the.
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  Speaker 4: Rumor I just pictured that in my head.
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  Speaker 2: Changes the tire and he starts flipping it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Jake.
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  Speaker 2: Jake.
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  Speaker 4: Me Jake.
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  Speaker 2: Me Jake. Okay, you know how I know that college
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  Speaker 2: football is back, baby?
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  Speaker 4: How do you know? How do you know?
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  Speaker 2: Jealous.
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  Speaker 6: Jealous.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my God, I'm on the edge of my seat
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  Speaker 4: saying it already.
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  Speaker 2: Because we got absolutely crushed on our pontoon parlay. We
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  Speaker 2: are so back. And it started out hot.
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  Speaker 4: We're so back.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 5: We're in mid-season form.
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  Speaker 2: The first game from Dublin, Ireland. Well, I picked TCU
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  Speaker 2: to just blow out North Carolina. It didn't happen. No.
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  Speaker 2: Because North Carolina won. Apparently, nobody got the message to
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  Speaker 2: tease you as quarterback. Because he was straight garbage.
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  Speaker 4: Was he?
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  Speaker 2: He was terrible.
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  Speaker 5: When, dude, all they did were like, yeah, we understand
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  Speaker 5: he's from Harvard, but trust us, he's going to be
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  Speaker 5: really good. They said that pregame, and I'm like, that
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  Speaker 5: worries me. That worries me that you guys are overly
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  Speaker 5: confident in this guy that's never played in this situation.
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  Speaker 2: I don't believe you one bit. Yeah, they lose 15-10
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  Speaker 2: to North Carolina. Is Bill Belichick, is he back?
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  Speaker 4: No, TCU's just not good.
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  Speaker 2: So.
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  Speaker 5: TCU was sloppy in that game, like the snap over
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  Speaker 5: the punter's head. They screwed up a lot of stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Like to me, they seemed like the more talented team. However,
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  Speaker 5: Belichick's team is a lot better than a year ago.
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  Speaker 5: I think all 10 of TCU's points were in the
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  Speaker 5: first quarter. I mean, that defense stepped up. And then
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  Speaker 5: they were killing them, Matt, on those little stretch runs
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  Speaker 5: in the first half. At one point in the second half,
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  Speaker 5: TCU had 15 carries for six yards.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it was early on, TCU was gashing them,
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  Speaker 2: and North Carolina just made adjustments, some simple adjustments. I
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  Speaker 2: think Belichick knows how to adjust to stretches and any
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  Speaker 2: one specific type of run, and TCU couldn't keep up
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  Speaker 2: with it. They couldn't make their counterpunch, their counteradjustments to
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  Speaker 2: what North Carolina was able to do, and that was
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  Speaker 2: a sloppy game. The game after that, though, I thought
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  Speaker 2: Virginia looked really good. Virginia looked awesome. That game wasn't close, ever. No,
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't ever in question. Their quarterback looked like a surgeon.
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  Speaker 2: He was operating their offense very efficiently. They looked very disciplined.
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  Speaker 2: And I didn't watch the whole thing, but when I was,
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  Speaker 2: because we were working around the house and playing outside, obviously.
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  Speaker 2: But when I sat and watched that, I was like, man,
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  Speaker 2: they look like a mid-season form team. North Carolina State
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  Speaker 2: looks like this is the first time they've ever played together.
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  Speaker 5: Virginia has, like, He said this on the broadcast before
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  Speaker 5: the game, literally the most experienced offensive line in college football.
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  Speaker 5: They have fifth, sixth, and their center is a seventh
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  Speaker 5: year player.
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  Speaker 4: Whoa.
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  Speaker 5: So, I mean, you got that kind of experience up front.
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  Speaker 5: When I heard that pregame, I was like, crap, we
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  Speaker 5: took North Carolina State. Because when I heard Virginia had
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  Speaker 5: that big offensive line, I was like, oh, a lot
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  Speaker 5: of game one. Like, that's going to help you a lot.
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  Speaker 5: And it did because they just ran the hell out
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  Speaker 5: of the ball.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Bo Pribula, 9 of 11 pass, 155 yards, two
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  Speaker 2: touchdown passes, but also 15 carries for 110 yards. So
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  Speaker 2: that was like the definition of efficiency.
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  Speaker 5: That's all they did?
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  Speaker 2: That's all they did. 9 of 11, it just tells
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  Speaker 2: you they didn't have to throw it a lot, but
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  Speaker 2: when they did, 9 of 11, 155 yards, two touchdowns.
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  Speaker 5: And a lot of it was like designed quarterback power.
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  Speaker 5: Like the running back was essentially the lead blocker. Pribula
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  Speaker 5: would just follow behind that big O line. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: he got seven yards of pop pretty much. It felt
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  Speaker 5: like in the first half.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, after that, do you feel like can Virginia
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  Speaker 2: make some noise in the ACC?
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  Speaker 5: It's going to be tough to find an O-line better
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  Speaker 5: than that. Remember, they played Duke in the ACC championship
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  Speaker 5: a year ago. I mean, where'd they go last year?
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  Speaker 5: Nine and four?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fair. It's crazy thinking about that, that Miami
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  Speaker 2: did not make the ACC championship. Yeah. All right, let's
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  Speaker 2: go through a little pontoon parlay.
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  Speaker 4: So that didn't hit, obviously, either.
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  Speaker 2: No, yeah, it didn't hit. Did we hit any picks?
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  Speaker 4: One, Taylor's.
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  Speaker 2: We got one?
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  Speaker 5: We got one. One of five.
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  Speaker 4: Tay-Tay should get the chain for that.
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  Speaker 5: I take it back. Virginia did not win nine games
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  Speaker 5: a year ago.
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  Speaker 2: The least ass pick of all.
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  Speaker 5: Virginia was 11-3 in 2025, and their O-line's back.
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  Speaker 2: No preseason rank as well.
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  Speaker 4: Is Virginia getting disrespected?
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  Speaker 2: Virginia?
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  Speaker 4: Underrated? Virginia disrespect.
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  Speaker 6: That's going to be my clickbait title.
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  Speaker 2: We don't stand for it here at OTB. Virginia is
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  Speaker 2: going to get the respect they deserve.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: North Dakota State, that did hit. They dominated.
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  Speaker 2: It was 30-37. I'm trying to remember our picks. Can
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  Speaker 2: we go through our picks? Do you have them? I
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  Speaker 2: don't have them, but I think I remember them. We
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  Speaker 2: definitely took Hawaii.
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  Speaker 4: Hawaii.
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  Speaker 2: They got to be about 10.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so.
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  Speaker 5: Hawaii was getting four.
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  Speaker 4: So TCU minus eight and a half didn't hit.
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  Speaker 6: NC State plus four did not hit. North Dakota State
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  Speaker 6: minus seven hit. Hawaii plus four, no. UNLV minus four
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  Speaker 6: and a half, no. Memphis beat them. Which is really
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  Speaker 6: funny because Dan Mullen came out with an Elvis impersonator.
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  Speaker 6: And if you're going to do something like that, you've
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  Speaker 6: got to win that game.
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  Speaker 2: I kind of respect that.
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  Speaker 8: I respect it.
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  Speaker 4: No, I love it. I love that move. But you've
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  Speaker 4: got to win that game.
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  Speaker 2: Except I don't feel like the Elvis impersonator stayed in character.
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  Speaker 4: He didn't? I didn't see, like, the full video.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like at least the clip that I saw,
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  Speaker 2: he was kind of, like, smiling and laughing.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, stop smiling.
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  Speaker 2: Not laughing.
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  Speaker 5: You're supposed to have your lip curled.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. He kind of broke character a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're supposed to have your lip curled, and you're
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  Speaker 4: supposed to be shaking your hips.
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  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Were you impressed with Florida State at all, beating New
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  Speaker 2: Mexico State 34-17?
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  Speaker 5: No, New Mexico State's not a good football program.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 2: So Florida State not back yet?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: No, I mean, honestly, the most impressive was the Bison,
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  Speaker 5: North Dakota State. Like, that's their first game in FBS.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. How much do you know about that program? A lot.
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  Speaker 5: I know that at one point they won.
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  Speaker 2: Has there been like a long-term coach there?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so remember Chris Kleiman, Kansas State? Chris Kleiman kind
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  Speaker 5: of started that dynasty. They've gone through three different coaches now.
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  Speaker 5: The new guy, actually I think he's only been there
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  Speaker 5: about two years, but at one point they had won
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  Speaker 5: like eight of the ten FCS national championships at one point,
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  Speaker 5: like over a ten-year stretch. It was incredible.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to redeem ourselves.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 4: We're going to redeem ourselves.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, look, nobody really tries hard on week zero.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't put any thought into that.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, just look at TCU. Like, nobody tries.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they didn't try at all.
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  Speaker 2: On week zero. So we got to get better. There's
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  Speaker 2: only one direction our pontoon parlay can go, and that's up. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you about our friends over at Rouse's.
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  Speaker 4: Hey-o.
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  Speaker 2: Rouse's.com, baby. We are going to be there. Friday, football Friday,
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  Speaker 2: looking forward to it. Hey, I was driving to work
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: this morning, and I picked up my coffee, and then
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  Speaker 2: I looked at the map to check out if there
• 8:33
  Speaker 2: was traffic. There was a red line all over iTunes.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, nope, not doing it. So I
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  Speaker 2: pulled over, turned into the parking lot, and it was
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  Speaker 2: the Rouse's over there on Blue Bonnet. This is like
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  Speaker 2: 6 o'clock, 6.15 in the morning. There was like 20
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  Speaker 2: cars there, and all the employees getting there. getting everything ready,
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  Speaker 2: getting the shelves stocked, probably making sush, probably making a
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  Speaker 2: lot of ready-to-eat meals, maybe some lunches, maybe some sandwich platters,
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  Speaker 2: whatever it is. They were getting ready for the best
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  Speaker 2: experience for you, the consumer, the customer, the best grocery
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  Speaker 2: experience out there. And Rouse's certainly gives you that best
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  Speaker 2: grocery store in Louisiana because it's a Louisiana company, and
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  Speaker 2: they care about you. They care about the product they
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  Speaker 2: give you, the experience they give you, And we are
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  Speaker 2: fired up to be partnering up with them again every
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  Speaker 2: single Friday this football season. And it starts this week.
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  Speaker 2: So we're there. Come check us out. Come give us
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  Speaker 2: a high five.
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  Speaker 4: I need stuff for my tailgate.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, they got you.
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  Speaker 4: They do?
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  Speaker 5: They got you. They'll cover the spread.
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  Speaker 4: They got all of it?
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  Speaker 2: Huh?
• 9:34
  Speaker 4: They got all of it?
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: They got everything you could ask for.
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  Speaker 4: Their chicken tendies are so good.
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: Tendies are good.
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  Speaker 5: Unlike OTB, they'll cover the spread.
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  Speaker 2: They will.
• 9:41
  Speaker 5: We're bad at spreads. The house is great at them.
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  Speaker 6: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Go check it out. If you want perfect hydration. If
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  Speaker 2: you want to get your tailgate ready to roll, man.
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  Speaker 2: They got it all. They got the beers. They got
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  Speaker 2: the chicken tendies. What do you like? What is y'all's...
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: ideal tailgate?
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  Speaker 4: Stuff like that.
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  Speaker 6: Just fried, disgusting stuff.
• 10:06
  Speaker 5: And if you want... If you want like a non-fried option.
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  Speaker 4: Disgusting as in like bad for your body.
• 10:09
  Speaker 5: Right. Sandwich tray is not bad if you want to
• 10:11
  Speaker 5: go a little bit lighter. But most of the time.
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  Speaker 4: It gets too hot out there though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. The sandwich tray.
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  Speaker 4: The sandwich tray gets too hot out there. You got
• 10:16
  Speaker 4: to eat them quick.
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  Speaker 5: You got to eat them quick.
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: The second half of the season type situation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I get that. Well, whatever it is, make sure
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: it's Rouse's. Rouse's.com. Was there some news out of Tampa Bay?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Jack Pyburn?
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: Jack Pyburn.
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  Speaker 4: Does he play for Tampa?
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: No.
• 10:35
  Speaker 4: I think he's going to come play for LSU.
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: He's going to play for LSU.
• 10:38
  Speaker 4: I think so. I think that's what the sources are saying.
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: Do you think that... Does LSU have to claim him
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  Speaker 2: off waivers?
• 10:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's a good question.
• 10:47
  Speaker 5: Is it free agency or transfer portal? Where are we
• 10:51
  Speaker 5: at with this situation? What do we call him?
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  Speaker 2: Man, there's been so much... Daily is the news that's
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: sitting between this whole... LSU tip of the spear when
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: it's trying to push the envelope on the competitive advantage
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: and the legality, what's legal, what's not legal, how far
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  Speaker 2: do we push this situation? Um, and it kind of
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: all started with this Jack Pyburn situation a couple of
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  Speaker 2: weeks ago. Uh, was it, maybe it was a week.
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  Speaker 2: There's been so much happening. It's been like, it's been
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: so much happening every single day. It feels like it
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: was a month ago, but I know it was probably
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: a week ago. Um, So do we anticipate him being
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  Speaker 2: on the roster week one?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I don't know about week one. I think they
• 11:36
  Speaker 6: have a court day on the 2nd.
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  Speaker 4: It was supposed to be today, but I think they
• 11:40
  Speaker 4: moved it to the 2nd.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 11:43
  Speaker 4: For another TRO for him? I think, I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: He said last week, Piper did, if he's not on
• 11:50
  Speaker 5: a team by September 1st, which is tomorrow. I look
• 11:55
  Speaker 5: at it, even though the Bucs cut him, which... Dude,
• 11:57
  Speaker 5: but he led the entire NFL in sacks in the preseason.
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  Speaker 5: I'm wondering if another team is not going to go
• 12:03
  Speaker 5: pick him up before the end of the day tomorrow
• 12:06
  Speaker 5: because he had a hell of a preseason. Every team's
• 12:09
  Speaker 5: dealing with a lot of injuries. So, like, I know
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  Speaker 5: he said, like, if he doesn't make the team, he's
• 12:14
  Speaker 5: going to come back to LSU.
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  Speaker 4: I think he probably asked to not make it, though.
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  Speaker 2: You think so? I don't know. Well, his interview, he said,
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: he said, I hope I make the 53, man.
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  Speaker 6: People can say whatever they want. In front of whoever
• 12:29
  Speaker 6: to placate.
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  Speaker 5: He makes that final 53 though. I think his, his
• 12:33
  Speaker 5: contract would have been like 885,000. So like, is LSU
• 12:38
  Speaker 5: paying that much for Jack Piper?
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  Speaker 2: No, but also like, it's not only that, it's also
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: one year being active towards retirement pension, things like that
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: towards accredited season in the NFL. And is it that
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: far fetched that they put you on practice squad and
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: you get activated at some point during the season? I don't,
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: think it is especially with the the performance that he
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: was able to to put on tape i guess how
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  Speaker 2: about this question like if he ends up being on
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: the roster for lsu and tampa does want him back
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  Speaker 2: at some point they have an injury or two on
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: the defensive line like can they get him.
• 13:16
  Speaker 5: Back i know the nfl has kind of came out
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  Speaker 5: and said you go back to college after training camp
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  Speaker 5: like you're pretty much going to be ineligible for 2026.
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the NFL did come out and say that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so he could go back next year, but not
• 13:29
  Speaker 5: this year. 2026, you go back to college, can't come back.
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  Speaker 2: But what if Tampa's like, we really want him back?
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  Speaker 5: I just think he's surprising all the way around. I
• 13:38
  Speaker 5: thought he played good enough. I thought Tampa had a
• 13:40
  Speaker 5: big enough need. It's an odd situation.
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  Speaker 2: You got to think that the whole situation surrounding these players,
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  Speaker 2: whether it's fair, unfair, that's for you to decide. you
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: got to think that it played maybe a significant part
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: in the decision-making by the GMs and the teams. Certainly
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: did for the kid from Cleveland, the tight end. The
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: news came out one day, he was cut the next day.
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  Speaker 2: So you got to think that when these NFL teams
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: are making these final roster cuts and finalizing their 53-man roster,
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  Speaker 2: that this– the noise around all this is playing a
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: big part. So, you know, I know these, I know
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  Speaker 2: these guys, they, they feel like there was an unfair
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: disadvantage placed on them with the five, the five or
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: five rule coming out and they're not being a part
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: of it. And they wanted to put their name in,
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: you know, give themselves the best chance at prolonging their career,
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: giving them the best chance to make money in their career,
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: which nobody can blame anybody for that. If they're going
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: to allow you to do that. But, and trying to
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: help themselves out. Did they, you know, did some of
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: them end up hurting themselves because NFL teams just don't
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: want that distraction and that noise around their program. And
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  Speaker 2: when it comes to finalizing the last roster, um, that,
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  Speaker 2: that final 53 men roster, did that play any part
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  Speaker 2: in people getting cut, released early, not really having the
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: same opportunities that they would have if they weren't part
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: of this old TRO situation. So who really knows? We'll see. Um,
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  Speaker 2: But I think everybody is just sitting back. And as
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: LSU fans, I don't know if anybody really cares as
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: long as it makes LSU better. Is that pretty much
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: the common consensus?
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  Speaker 4: I think that's the general consensus. Yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 2: That's not really my opinion.
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  Speaker 4: Right, but generally, I think it is.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Generally, people, they don't really care what happens or where
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: you get your players as long as it makes LSU better. And,
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: you know. We'll see. I guess we'll see. Ross said
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: something was Thursday. Some, like, final chance for the court
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: appeals or something. A judge talks Thursday or something. I
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: guess we're going to know the final roster on Friday,
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 16:02
  Speaker 8: I guess so.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Thursday or Friday.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: I mean, why not?
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, why not? Yeah. Day of. I guess could
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: he miss the first game and then some of these
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: guys be there week two?
• 16:12
  Speaker 7: It'd be.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Like, when do you start school?
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: That has been my question about this. Like, are you
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: even– What is school now?
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: What is school?
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: We discussed that with how screwed up the college football
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: playoff timeline is because you would have to enter the portal,
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: school would start, and you're potentially still playing.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Can you take University of Phoenix online classes and play
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: for LSU?
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: Great question.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: You can intern at a driving range and play for
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: South Carolina.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: That's fair.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: So why not?
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Only if you're the starting quarterback, though. Fair enough. All right.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: It's so funny to say all that, to think about
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: all that. All right. We're going to break. When we
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: come back, we are going to talk. Did Scotty Shuffler
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: just become the highest earning golfer in the history of golf?
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: What?
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Let me think so. Talk about it. We'll come back
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: right here on Off the Bench.
• 17:05
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  Speaker 1: Off the Bench with Hester and Flynn. Presented by Bayou Automotive. One, two, three,
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• 18:40
  Speaker 2: All right, welcome back here. I'm off the bench. Monday morning,
• 18:43
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• 18:47
  Speaker 2: realized earlier when I was talking about Tommy's Windows and
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Doors and Siding that nobody hit me with the Yo Tommy.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Yo Tommy! Thank you. That's all I needed. I didn't
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: want to sell them short, sell our listeners short, so
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: thank you. Thanks for being alert, Taylor. Somebody that was
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: alert over the weekend, Scotty Scheffler. Scotty Scheffler wins the
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Tour Championship. That's the pretty much locking up Player of
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: the Year awards. He's won, I think, the Jack Nicklaus
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Player of the Year awards the last four years. But
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: he wins the prestigious Tour Championship, which has, I think
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: by far, the largest purse payout. of any tournament throughout
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: the year. Of course, it's their points that get added
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: up every year and they play a series of tournaments
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: to end the season. And one, one champion is named
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: at the end of this year. It is Scotty Scheffler
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: winning his second tour championship. Rory actually has three of
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: these tour championships. But Scotty winning his second right here. Okay.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: He becomes the all-time career earning leader, which is no
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: surprise to anybody. People are getting paid more now for
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: sports than they ever have. But when Tiger Woods is
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: second place, to now Scotty Scheffler in career earnings, it's
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: still a huge deal. It's a big milestone. Anybody want
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: to guess what the career earnings for Scotty is? Just
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: on the course. This is not marketing dollars. This is
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: just from purse winnings in his career.
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: 125 mil.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Wander?
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: That makes me feel like what he said was close.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: So, like, I don't know. I don't actually know.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: What's, like, the average?
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Average, like, career earnings?
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess. How much did Tiger make?
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, so Tiger made $ 120, 000. Okay, I'll say $ 130, 000 for Scotty. $ 130, 000, right?
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Just a little north of $ 130, 000, 000 now because I.
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: Believe the purse for winning the tour championship is $ 10, 000, 000 plus,
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: something like that.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: So he jumped. Tiger Woods, $ 130, 000, 000, $ 390, 661 he has made
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: in his career. And that comes over, I believe it's
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: 22 victories over the last couple of years. He's only
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: won three tournaments this year, which is low for him.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: He's got a lot of top tens.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Pretty much every time he's got multiple, at least second,
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: tied for second, top fives. There's hardly ever, I don't
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: even know if he missed a cut this year. He
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: might have. He did.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: He missed one. it was about three weeks ago. Cause
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: remember we talked about it as his first cut missed
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: and like whatever, however many, like 70 tournaments or whatever
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: it was.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Golf is hard. Golf is really hard.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: Um, I went at top golf all the time.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Okay. You, so you angry birds. Yeah. Yeah. Is that
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: the game you play at top?
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: No, I just, whatever one where you knock over the house.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: Well, you gotta play a little, little colored rings or whatever.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: For sure. Um, To play at that level, like the
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: difference between a professional golfer and like a really good
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: amateur is such a wide margin. It's insane how good
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: these guys are and how consistent they are. So to
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: do what he does against the other, like the best
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: players in the world, I think we talked about the wide,
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: like there's a bigger gap. And when you look at
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: the points in the world, the world rankings in golf,
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: there's a bigger gap between him And Rory McIlroy at two.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: There's a bigger gap in between those two than Rory
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: McIlroy and like the 5,000th ranked golfer in the world.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: That is astonishing to me. Yeah. Because he is so
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: incredibly and impossibly consistent. So no surprise that he wins
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: the Tour Championship. No surprise that he is the all-time
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: leading earner in professional golf history at $ 130 million or so.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: caddy's sitting pretty nice.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: Well we were talking before the show about like what
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: it takes to be a caddy i just googled it
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: caddy ted scott he made six million dollars.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: This year um yeah i mean it's usually he's made
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: six million the last couple years just because scotty's made
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: about 50 to 60 million but with 130 000 or
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: 130 million in career earnings that you know Usually a
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: caddy gets paid 10%, so that'd be $ 13 million in
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: career earnings. Pretty impressive.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: That is impressive.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: If I do say so myself.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: Me think so.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Me think so. I was trying to say like old, like,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: me think so, my lady.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: I know what you were trying to do.
• 23:46
  Speaker 8: It didn't hit, though.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: It didn't hit.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: I'm not always going to be the most accurate on, like,
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: which club to tell Scotty to hit. But when he
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: asks for one, I whip it out that bag as
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: quick as possible for $ 6 million.
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: You think he got that good, good?
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: You going to whip it out as quick as possible
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: for $ 6 million?
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: Anytime, anywhere.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: You going to whip it out?
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: $ 6 million?
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: You going to whip it out?
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: You going to whip that thing out?
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: As quick as possible.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 24:07
  Speaker 8: As soon as he asks.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: Any course you can think of, buddy.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: He said, six bucks, I'll whip it out.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: I'll whip it out.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: I don't need $ 6 million.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: 8 a.m. tea time, Saturday evening, doesn't matter.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Scotty says jump, I say how high.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: $ 6 million?
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: I'll do whatever you want, bud.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Two squirts?
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: Dude, you can even point and laugh for $ 6 million.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: I ain't even worried about that.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: You'd be the ultimate hype man, wouldn't you?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you got this.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Scotty, you need like a shoulder massage before you get
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: in this backswing? $ 6 million, I'll pretty much do whatever
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: you need me to do.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Whipping it out, shoulder massages.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, whip it out.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Do two squirts to the back of the neck.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: A little recall last week. You know, you know. Has
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: anybody watched one shot of golf this year? Yeah. You have?
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: Not this weekend, but yeah. I've actually watched a little bit.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: I've been home a lot the last month. Why have
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: you been home a lot the last month? Golf's a lot.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: Those tournaments are four days all day. I've tuned in
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: a little bit more than normal.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Yes. I can tell when you were not only locked
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: into the TCU North Carolina game, but you knew everything
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: about the Virginia North Carolina State game, the North Dakota
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: State game. You're going to watch all. This might be your.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Highest volume of football consumption this season.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: Any sport.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Ever. Of all the sports. Probably. Did you watch the
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Joker last night? No.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: But I heard it was a little heartbreaking for him.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: It was. I watched the end of it. Four and
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: a half hours, I think. His longest first round match
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: of his career. He lost. Didn't even look good doing it.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: He was throwing up everywhere. Was he? Yeah, he was puking.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: His back was hurting. He had a sore throat for
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: a month and a half, I think, before. Oh, and
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: the acoustic environment wasn't where it needed to be. It
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: was not good. Hey, Jake, what's up? Hey, what's up? Hey,
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: we're about to go to break.
• 26:05
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Where are we at?
• 26:07
  Speaker 8: All right, I see it.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: I see it.
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: I think I see it.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We're kind of on time, so what you see
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: is right.
• 26:13
  Speaker 8: Okay, all right. Yeah, more OTV when we come back.
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  Speaker 1: Off the bench with Hester and Flynn presented by Bayou Automotive.
• 28:04
  Speaker 8: All right, welcome back in OTB here on this Monday morning.
• 28:07
  Speaker 8: I apologize. I had to go handle a flat tire
• 28:11
  Speaker 8: situation with my whole crew.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: How'd it go?
• 28:16
  Speaker 8: I'll fight somebody today. Okay. At some point, I'll fight
• 28:19
  Speaker 8: somebody today.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: So I just got to fight.
• 28:22
  Speaker 8: And, and Han, if you're listening and you're like, who
• 28:24
  Speaker 8: fights there? That's a loser.
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: If you fight, I'll fight you today. If you walk
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: in here and say something, I'll fight you today, Han.
• 28:31
  Speaker 8: Good God. And they, You got a flat tire, so
• 28:34
  Speaker 8: don't have time to fix it.
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: They got to get to school. It's all four boys.
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: They're on like the outskirts of campus. So they just
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: start walking because that's what boys do. They were going
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: to be late. Had to go pick them up. Had
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: to walk them into the office. Hey, here's why they're late.
• 28:47
  Speaker 8: Send us an email. Why do you think I walked
• 28:50
  Speaker 8: into this office? That's a whole different situation. Had to
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: go leave a note in the car because you know
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: who gets to fix that after the show. Your boy.
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: Hey, please don't tow my car, LSU. I semi work
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: here on Saturdays. i love you i'm appreciative of you
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: don't tell my car uh so we'll see how it
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: goes uh sweat was involved because it's hot as hell
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: outside it's going to be even hotter when i change
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: that tire on the asphalt here coming up at 1005
• 29:15
  Speaker 7: yeah if you see me today and i'm a little
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: bit irritated i apologize unless you're hunt i'll fight you
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: right now hunt right now right now hunt punch you
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: square in the face.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Something about your face I don't know why I'm picking
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: on Hunt.
• 29:29
  Speaker 8: I love you, Hunt.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Just kidding. We're actually not. Today it's your turn. He
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: was not actually going to fight because we love Hunt.
• 29:35
  Speaker 8: We do love Hunt.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: Don't let us take.
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: It.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: I hope that you... I hope we didn't just alert
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: tow truck drivers.
• 29:46
  Speaker 8: I don't even care.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: I'll fight them today, too. Well, you're not going to
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: find them. They're in the wind.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: They're cranking up the radio trying to hear, where's that
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: car again?
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: I hope you get there the same time I do today.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: That actually worked out perfectly.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: What was your go-to move? Front kick? That's your leader?
• 30:05
  Speaker 8: No, you ever seen Bill Goldberg?
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: Like Leonidas?
• 30:07
  Speaker 8: The spear? Yeah. Yeah.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Spear. Roundhouse? Kick to the face?
• 30:10
  Speaker 8: No, no.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: You ever seen a roundhouse kick to the face in
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: these pants? I don't think so.
• 30:16
  Speaker 8: If you go with the move, they got you here.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Spear. Spear them? Yeah. That's your go-to street fight move?
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: Break the wrist, walk away. Break the wrist, walk away.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Now I know how to defeat you. You've told me
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: your move.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Grab my arm.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: Other arm.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: My other arm.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Did I hear a wheeze right there?
• 30:38
  Speaker 8: I feel like I heard a wheeze.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: Napoleon Dynamite will make you wheeze.
• 30:41
  Speaker 8: I don't know who the wheeze was, but somebody wheezed.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: My other arm. Oh, that's good. Good clean fun. So
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: what did y'all talk about? I'm sorry, dude.
• 30:50
  Speaker 8: No, it's fine.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: It's fine.
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: You got me more fired up for game week. This
• 30:54
  Speaker 8: is how I want to feel all week long.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 30:56
  Speaker 8: I don't want to lose this feeling.
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: Nope.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: We talked.
• 30:59
  Speaker 8: If I saw Dabo right now, I'd punch him.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Ooh.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't want that smoke. Talk to LSU,
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: mock game day.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, I liked it.
• 31:08
  Speaker 8: I don't know how y'all felt about it.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Matt's being typical hater.
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: The biggest hater in the world. I don't understand him sometimes.
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: Sometimes I think he wakes up and he's like, I
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: like that. And then we're like, hey, we kind of
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: like that.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I hate it. I didn't say I hated it.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: I said it was a little bit over the top. No,
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: I think it's great. Kind of dorky.
• 31:28
  Speaker 8: I think it's great because last year they didn't stay
• 31:30
  Speaker 8: at La Cooke.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: But just kind of.
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: Hold on.
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: You've already had your moment. Last year they stayed at
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: the Renaissance. They're going back to the La Cooke Hotel.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, they're going back to La Cooke?
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: Yes, which I think is smart. It's right there on campus.
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: Just go to La Cooke.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: It's great.
• 31:43
  Speaker 8: You can get on the bus. Boom, you're at the stadium.
• 31:45
  Speaker 7: There's an atmosphere, like a feel when you're at La Cooke.
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: You're like, it's game day. here in Baton Rouge on campus.
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: So they stay at the hotel. They do the whole deal.
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: They do the tiger walk because you've got.
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: 50 new players, 70 new coaches on this team. They've
• 32:00
  Speaker 7: never done that before. Do you want them doing that
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: for the first time next weekend when there's all the
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: people's 35 deep?
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: That's a lot of coaches to holler at.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: That's what I just said last segment. I'm like, These
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: guys have never been here. Make them as comfortable as
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: possible game one.
• 32:14
  Speaker 8: Like, hey, this is how we do it. Okay, it's
• 32:15
  Speaker 8: not too big. This is a stadium.
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: They were doing, like, I think Dixon McMakin was on
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: the mic. I'm pretty sure that was him. I sat
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: in the north end zone, but I'm like, I hid.
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: I'm like, I'm going to watch this. I'm just going
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: to sit here, watch for a little bit, go up
• 32:26
  Speaker 7: to the booth, do a deal, come back, and I'm like,
• 32:29
  Speaker 7: right here.
• 32:30
  Speaker 8: All right, let me watch this series. Okay, we're good.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Out.
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: And I actually think it was a good idea. They
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: did all the songs. They did all the dances. They
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: had the cheerleaders. It's like, this is what it's going
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: to be like for you 40 new players, 50, however
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: many it is.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 32:49
  Speaker 8: They're going to be here. So the first time they
• 32:51
  Speaker 8: hear it, is it going to be the same?
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: No, it's not.
• 32:52
  Speaker 8: You can't replicate that. But at least they know what
• 32:54
  Speaker 8: to expect somewhat.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: I liked it. I thought it was a good idea.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I think it's great. I hope they're ready. I know
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: they're going to be ready. They're going to be more
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: ready than any team ever. I'm not being a hater.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: I said it was a good idea. You got to
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: have them all. You got to go through something. And yes,
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: some of it was, you know, a little dorky.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Just embrace it. I've embraced it.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: I'm not, I mean.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Embrace it.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: I don't have to do anything.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: You're a hater. Are you Shador?
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: Now you got to get an attitude with me.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: I don't have to do nothing in life.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: I ain't got to do nothing.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to help you. Every time I try to
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: help someone, they want to catch an attitude with me.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be cheering harder for LSU than any
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: of y'all.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: I'm glad.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I don't believe you. They played all the songs? Like,
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: who played the songs? The band?
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: There's the guy up there and everything. The PA guy.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Lane loves some songs being played.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: As long as he doesn't stop playing Set It Off,
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: we're all good.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: I will say that I would assume that, okay, so
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming at the hotel, the players are bunked up
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: with a buddy. I would assume that coaches, they can't
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: stay there. There's not enough rooms to house all these coaches.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I'm sure there are two-door rooms.
• 34:23
  Speaker 8: Are the coaches? I'm sure like full-time position coaches. I'm
• 34:28
  Speaker 8: sure that they get their own room.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: But do they even stay there the night of? Oh,
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: that's true. Because the coaches didn't stay there when we
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: were there, right? It was just the players. Yeah, they
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: would do the bed check. Which I always thought was BS.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Some coaches. I always thought that.
• 34:42
  Speaker 8: I was like, y'all get to go home. I want
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: to say like Moffitt stayed back in the day, though, right?
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, somebody had to police us.
• 34:48
  Speaker 8: Him and Sam.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody had to police him.
• 34:51
  Speaker 8: Sam Niter.
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: Uh-huh.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Hey, Matt, you in your room, bud? Room check. Room check.
• 34:57
  Speaker 8: Coach Nader.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: That's a pretty good Nader.
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: You do the best Nader I've ever heard.
• 35:04
  Speaker 7: We're going to have dinner in the Chattahoochee room.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: 7 o'clock.
• 35:07
  Speaker 8: Be there.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Don't be late.
• 35:11
  Speaker 8: Coach Saban don't like that.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: I remember one time Saban just ripped Sam Nader.
• 35:17
  Speaker 8: How do you rip Sam Nader? Like the greatest human
• 35:19
  Speaker 8: being of all time.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Just crushed him one time. Like he was a third-string cornerback.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: What'd he do?
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Good question. Something was off with the schedule, like a
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: bus was late or something. It was the night before
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: he came. My God.
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: I've told y'all, Coach Saban ripped the Lycook staff because
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: they had eggs and bacon for a 6 a.m. pregame
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: meal when we were playing Mississippi State on Jefferson Pilot Sports.
• 35:51
  Speaker 7: Because he didn't want anything to be different. And he
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: didn't know why we didn't have steak and noodles like
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: we always had. And he'd been preaching all week long.
• 35:59
  Speaker 7: It's the same.
• 36:00
  Speaker 8: The time doesn't matter.
• 36:02
  Speaker 7: And the first thing they see when they wake up,
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: eggs and bacon, not steak and noodles. And ripped everybody's ass.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Everybody.
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: The chefs, the waitresses, Coach Nader. I'm sure Coach Moffitt
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: caught some strays as well.
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: Everybody.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: In fairness, even in night games, we still had breakfast.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: And that was the breakfast. So which one was different?
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: It was like a can't win situation for the staff.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Even if they served the pregame meal, he'd been mad
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: because the breakfast wasn't there. He's just ready.
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: He was ready.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: He was ready.
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: And we got after him that day too. We beat
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: him like 42 to nothing. And Phillip Maxwell got a
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: block in the back on return.
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: Kurt Saban met that young fella at the numbers and
• 36:49
  Speaker 7: grabbed him by his face, Matt.
• 36:51
  Speaker 8: Like, walked him to the sideline. I was like, I
• 36:54
  Speaker 8: was a freshman. I'm like.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Coach, we're about 40.
• 36:56
  Speaker 7: Man, this is what it's about, right? Coach, their quarterback
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: just threw his 19th pick of the game.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: We're okay. It's because of the eggs.
• 37:07
  Speaker 7: It was also a bazillion degrees that day.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: It's probably going to be pretty hot this weekend, too.
• 37:14
  Speaker 8: Probably so.
• 37:14
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: Hot AF.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Probably so.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: Game day?
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: Gonna be here yeah yeah 500th show i believe did
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: they just announce that no it's been they announced that
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: like yeah months.
• 37:28
  Speaker 8: Ago were y'all surprised we had uh we had you
• 37:31
  Speaker 8: might not.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Have but reese said we had reese no i remember.
• 37:33
  Speaker 8: That but they had announced it.
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: At that time okay i thought he had said oh
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: maybe it was the oxford yeah the oxford one where
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: he told us that they were going to be there
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: without telling us yeah right yeah okay we.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: All surprised they didn't do a week zero game day No.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: They've done it the last couple years.
• 37:48
  Speaker 8: They've done it in the past.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: But there wasn't anything really that good unless they were going.
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: To go all the way to Ireland.
• 37:53
  Speaker 8: I think they've gone to Ireland before, right?
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they have. They did it last year.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: That would have kind of watered down the brand if
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: they would have done one of these games.
• 37:59
  Speaker 8: Did we miss every pick on the pontoon outside of Tay-Tay's?
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we were 1-4.
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: Oh, boy. Bursting out of the gate.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: We've got to get our feet under us a little bit.
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Well, we hit the first week last time.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We hit week zero last week?
• 38:14
  Speaker 8: I think it was.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we didn't hit again.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: I don't remember. I think it.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Was week zero.
• 38:19
  Speaker 8: Maybe we hit, like, the back end, yeah.
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: Okay, so maybe we're in for a good year.
• 38:21
  Speaker 8: We had a lot of, like, four or three and ones.
• 38:24
  Speaker 8: We had a lot of three and ones.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: A lot of three and ones.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: A lot of one and threes.
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: A lot of one and threes.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: A couple two and twos.
• 38:30
  Speaker 8: No, not really. It was, like, one or the other. Like,
• 38:32
  Speaker 8: one and three or three and one. Look, week zero
• 38:36
  Speaker 8: is hard. Nobody knows if anybody's good.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess so.
• 38:39
  Speaker 8: UNLV Memphis was actually a pretty good game, though.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: It was a really good game. I liked most of
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: that game.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: Marcus Stokes had a really good game, a quarterback.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: And I like Charles Huff.
• 38:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he's a good coach.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: We were talking about how good Virginia looked this weekend.
• 38:52
  Speaker 8: And they were good a year ago.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: They could be a legit team. Yeah. They could be
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: a legit team.
• 38:55
  Speaker 8: Virginia looked really good at quarterback.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: We brought it up. They were 11-3 last year.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: I mean, they played for the ACC championship. And honestly,
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: if they win that, they're probably in the playoff.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: Maybe since we, like Taylor was saying, since we hit
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: week zero last season and then we didn't hit again
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: until the end, maybe we're about to go on a run.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: I think so. Like a 10-week run on the pontoon parlor.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: And you know what they say.
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: If you're going to lose, lose early.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: Who says that?
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: They? Yeah.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: You know, all of them.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: They do be saying that.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: They.
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: Do be saying that. All right. Clock Integrity. It's new
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: to OTB. We'll take a break. More on the other side.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Off the bench.
• 39:34
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• 39:34
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• 39:53
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• 39:55
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• 40:17
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• 42:06
  Speaker 7: about the law firm in the chat?
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Saying they might have been involved in the tire situation.
• 42:12
  Speaker 8: They probably slashed it.
• 42:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Well, what y'all don't know is I had to leave,
• 42:16
  Speaker 7: but the tripod held it down. And now we're back.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Three's up.
• 42:20
  Speaker 8: So if you're going to take us down, it's got
• 42:22
  Speaker 8: to be more than one at a time.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 42:25
  Speaker 8: Power in numbers.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: You can cut the head off the snake. I don't
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: know how to finish that song.
• 42:32
  Speaker 8: Whatever that is, though.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: If you cut the head off the snake, it's dead.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: Maybe if you cut the tail off the lizard.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: You better cut the head off the snake.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: Because the tail regrows.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Can't cut the arms off because it doesn't have any.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: I said lizard. Like if you cut the tail off
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: the lizard.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Lizard. Salamander.
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: Just thinking of water boy.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Salamander. Eating a snake.
• 43:00
  Speaker 7: Lizards are just like, you think you got me?
• 43:03
  Speaker 8: I got you.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: I got you.
• 43:04
  Speaker 8: I'm going to be back.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 43:06
  Speaker 8: Stronger than ever.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: See you tomorrow. From the lizard. We have all the
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: lizards at our house. We got a lot of skinks.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we do too.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about? You don't. You don't skink?
• 43:24
  Speaker 8: Skink?
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: You've never heard of a skink? It's like a lizard,
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: but they're a little.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: I thought you were saying skunk in a weird way.
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: I did, too.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: They're a little bit slimier and weirder.
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: Skinny, slimy, like dark-colored lizards.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Dark-colored, like.
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: It's kind of what I would.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Darkish, blackish, reddish.
• 43:36
  Speaker 8: I just call those lizards.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, same. I'm looking at it.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're kind of gross-looking. Yeah.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, the bluish tail.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: They get pretty big. They get pretty big. Yeah, they're
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: little skinks.
• 43:45
  Speaker 8: Skinks.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Our little outdoor cat loves to hunt a skink.
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: There you go.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: There you go. That's them.
• 43:50
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah, I see plenty of those.
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: Blue tail?
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, skink.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's a lizard. That's a skink. That's a lizard.
• 43:56
  Speaker 8: What's up? That's just a fancy lizard.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: One of the fancy-dressed lizards. Yeah.
• 44:02
  Speaker 8: Oh, I'll grab that son of a gun and throw
• 44:03
  Speaker 8: him in the lake.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Pinstripes? Yeah.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: They hard to catch.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: No, I'll catch him. He'll be in the lake.
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: I'll throw him right in the lake.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: Get out of here.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Get out of here.
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: I've never seen a skink go less than, like, 60
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: miles an hour crawling. Every time I see them, they're like.
• 44:17
  Speaker 8: Well, this fullback goes 61 now.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you, there are little skink Heads and
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: torsos laying around the Flynn household all over the place.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: On display. My cat is trained. If they go 60
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: miles an hour, she's going 61. That's right. Because she
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: gets them.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: They're kind of cute.
• 44:36
  Speaker 8: I didn't know those were things of a flying lizard.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Kind of like a flying squirrel.
• 44:40
  Speaker 8: I guess so.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Which is false advertisement. True.
• 44:43
  Speaker 8: More of a gliding squirrel.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: All right. They just got extra skin in their armpits.
• 44:49
  Speaker 8: I don't love that.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: Dude, those little things.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: Little armpit skin.
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: Those little skinks can move three meters per second.
• 45:00
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: That's a lot for being like this big. Especially when
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Jake throws them. Oh, I throw them.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: Straight in the leg.
• 45:08
  Speaker 8: Straight in the leg.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Are they as slimy as they look?
• 45:11
  Speaker 8: No, not really.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Wet?
• 45:14
  Speaker 8: Slicker and goose poop, but not slimy.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I got it.
• 45:19
  Speaker 8: That's another Saban saying. I don't really know what it means.
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: Slicker and goose poop. I wouldn't say poop, though. They
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: also say, like, blank through a tin horn.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The slicker one. I don't know. What does that mean? Like,
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: you could slip on it, maybe?
• 45:36
  Speaker 8: I don't know. He used to say it all the time.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yes, sir. That makes sense, sir. I get it.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: The way you said it, I understand it. Yes, sir.
• 45:46
  Speaker 8: He would, when he was describing, typically like a returner
• 45:49
  Speaker 8: is when he would use it.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Sure. Now, this guy is.
• 45:51
  Speaker 8: Slicker and goose.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Did he ever say that about you?
• 45:54
  Speaker 7: Um, tougher than a $ 2 steak, probably more me than
• 45:57
  Speaker 7: slicker than goose poop.
• 46:01
  Speaker 8: I was never real slippery. We all have our skills.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Skinks have a dry, hard skin covered in smooth, shiny,
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: overlapping scales. They have visible legs, claws for climbing, sometimes
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: movable eyelids.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: Sometimes. Sometimes.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Sometimes.
• 46:24
  Speaker 8: Like, when in Rome, you know?
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Depends on, like, if you're gritty or not. That's true.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 46:29
  Speaker 7: When we come back, I don't know what y'all talked
• 46:31
  Speaker 7: about while I was gone, but I do want to
• 46:33
  Speaker 7: take a look at the depth chart as it currently
• 46:35
  Speaker 7: sits for LSU football as it is game week here
• 46:37
  Speaker 7: on OTB.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Off the bench. All right, Matthew. Your time to shine, sir. What?
• 46:45
  Speaker 8: Well, LNG.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Let's talk about Caterus. Are you kidding me?
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Caterus developing the Commonwealth LNG export facility in Canberra Parish,
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: connecting American natural gas with customers around the world. Now
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: under construction after reaching its final investment decision. In 2026,
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: the project represents a major investment in Louisiana's future. But Caterus,
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: it's about more than exporting just that energy. It's about
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: creating jobs here in Louisiana. It's about supporting local businesses,
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: strengthening communities, and reinforcing Louisiana's position. as one of the
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: world's leading energy hubs. Through its natural gas production in
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: the Commonwealth LNG project, Catalyst is helping build an integrated
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: energy platform that connects domestic resources with the growing global demand.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: As construction continues on Louisiana's Gulf Coast, Catalyst is proud
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: to invest in American energy, American workers, and a stronger
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: economic future. Catalyst, connecting Louisiana energy to the world.