Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / [Oldie] Chucky Chuck (2018-05-07)
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Yeah, Pedro fucking used to be skinny, dog, and now
- 0:02Speaker 1: he just look, he not so skinny, dog.
- 0:05Speaker 2: Yeah, Pedro's not skinny no more.
- 0:07Speaker 1: I mean, if you look at that intro, dog.
- 0:09Speaker 2: He's a fat piece of trash.
- 0:11Speaker 1: Hey, by the way, look, there it is. The intro's
- 0:14Speaker 1: playing right there. Watch, it's gonna go.
- 0:16Speaker 2: Where is he at? Where's that?
- 0:18Speaker 1: That's a stupid piece of shit, Lego Man.
- 0:19Speaker 3: Look at that piece, this motherfucker thinks he's Jamaican.
- 0:25Speaker 4: Trash.
- 0:28Speaker 1: Freeze on that. Look at how skinny Pedro is. Somebody
- 0:30Speaker 1: call Pedro right now, bro. Look at that shirt he's wearing.
- 0:33Speaker 1: It looks like a picnic table. Nah, that's the baby
- 0:37Speaker 1: shower shirt, dog. That's that you show up, they invited
- 0:41Speaker 1: him to a baby shower, and like.
- 0:43Speaker 3: That's fucked up. I hate how baby showers are fucking like...
- 0:47Speaker 3: They're a co-ed now. Like, they make the men go
- 0:51Speaker 3: to that shit now, too.
- 0:52Speaker 1: I look so huge in that picture, bro.
- 0:56Speaker 2: You look huge... Out of the picture, too.
- 0:58Speaker 1: Fuck you, bitch. I'm not that big.
- 1:02Speaker 5: Pause.
- 1:04Speaker 3: Why'd you take it away? Pedro's wearing Cortez there, bro.
- 1:09Speaker 3: He's wearing his Cortez.
- 1:12Speaker 1: There, Pedro's walking over here. Yeah, Pedro's definitely bigger now.
- 1:17Speaker 2: What's that white shit in his mouth?
- 1:18Speaker 3: It looks like he has cum in his mouth right there.
- 1:23Speaker 2: It's not smoke.
- 1:25Speaker 1: All right, let's fucking get on with this shit. We
- 1:27Speaker 1: already paid for it. Moving on.
- 1:29Speaker 2: What's up, y'all?
- 1:30Speaker 1: All right, yeah, what's up, y'all? Man, it's another episode
- 1:32Speaker 1: here that we don't smoke the same show here.
- 1:34Speaker 2: That was a great intro.
- 1:36Speaker 1: On Be Real TV. Great monologue. I hate that the
- 1:38Speaker 1: fucking gnats decide to come in the moment I open
- 1:41Speaker 1: the Hennessy. It's like, you cannot do shit around these
- 1:44Speaker 1: little fucking gnats. They should have a little mini gun
- 1:47Speaker 1: to shoot these little gnats. Like the way they have
- 1:49Speaker 1: the fly gun, which does not work when things are flying.
- 1:52Speaker 3: You should make a fucking... Look at all these fucking gnats, bro.
- 1:55Speaker 3: You should have one of your designers make some shit
- 1:57Speaker 3: up like that.
- 1:58Speaker 1: Like what?
- 1:58Speaker 3: A Henny bottle with, like, gnats around it and, like,
- 2:01Speaker 3: your logo or some bullshit. With the little fucking gnats?
- 2:05Speaker 3: You have little gnats flying around your logo. Yo, this
- 2:07Speaker 3: shit is, like, literally, like, annoying, bro. Like, somebody get
- 2:09Speaker 3: me a fucking torch, bro.
- 2:11Speaker 1: Anyways, yeah, man, it's fucking Thursday here, and we're back here,
- 2:15Speaker 1: back at it again. You didn't get a joint or what? Nah.
- 2:18Speaker 1: I wouldn't pass you the backwards because you waste them, bro.
- 2:20Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want a backward. Don't pass that shit
- 2:22Speaker 3: to me. You waste them, bro. I don't waste them, bro.
- 2:26Speaker 3: You waste your life smoking that.
- 2:28Speaker 1: No, the other day, Sheiky fucking, like, I gave him one,
- 2:30Speaker 1: and he just, like, there was one.
- 2:32Speaker 2: You didn't give me shit, bro. I didn't smoke no
- 2:34Speaker 2: backwoods the other day.
- 2:34Speaker 1: You fucking put it out, like, halfway in there, man.
- 2:36Speaker 1: I swear, these fucking.
- 2:37Speaker 2: No, I didn't, bro. He's lying. He's fucking nuts. I
- 2:40Speaker 2: wouldn't even smoke it to begin with.
- 2:42Speaker 1: Yeah, man. Fucking A, man. Yeah, so, starting today, and
- 2:46Speaker 1: you know what was tripping me out today in the
- 2:48Speaker 1: news headline was. What? What is it? Who's that dude? What?
- 2:52Speaker 1: The guy that just died. King Dave. Oh, yeah.
- 2:55Speaker 2: I woke up this morning and I seen that. I
- 2:56Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck? I thought it was a joke.
- 2:58Speaker 1: You know how, like, not to say that it's offensive
- 3:00Speaker 1: or shit like that, but, like, you know how, like,
- 3:02Speaker 1: sometimes they like to say, like, oh, like, Jackie Chan
- 3:04Speaker 1: died or some shit like that. Like, you know, and
- 3:07Speaker 1: they start making memes. So I thought, you know, I
- 3:10Speaker 1: was like, oh, this isn't funny and shit because that
- 3:12Speaker 1: motherfucker's only, like, 19 and 20. Yeah, he's, like, 19.
- 3:15Speaker 1: And then when you look at it, you're like, oh, shit, like,
- 3:16Speaker 1: this fool really died. R.I.P. to Young King Dave.
- 3:21Speaker 2: Young King Dave.
- 3:22Speaker 1: Fucking the dude who fucking always smoking doinks and shit.
- 3:25Speaker 2: Smoking doinks in heaven.
- 3:27Speaker 1: That's kind of like what he got known for, you know,
- 3:28Speaker 1: like a little IG fucking star and shit. But yeah, man,
- 3:32Speaker 1: fucking 1920, bro. And it's like he kind of went
- 3:35Speaker 1: out the same way fucking Big Pun did. You know,
- 3:37Speaker 1: Big Pun died from being unhealthy, dog.
- 3:39Speaker 2: Yeah, it's over the obese. Morbidly obese, should I.
- 3:45Speaker 1: Say. That's him right there. And then He's fucking nice out.
- 3:50Speaker 4: Who's trying to chill, smoke some loud, feel me?
- 3:53Speaker 1: I got loud.
- 3:54Speaker 2: You got loud.
- 3:56Speaker 1: It's crazy. He's Amish, bro, from what it is. Is
- 4:02Speaker 1: Amish a land, bro?
- 4:04Speaker 2: No, I think it's like a.
- 4:07Speaker 1: It's.
- 4:08Speaker 2: A people, a culture, whatever.
- 4:09Speaker 1: Do they have an Amish section here in fucking California?
- 4:12Speaker 3: No, they're based out in Ohio and shit or something
- 4:14Speaker 3: like that.
- 4:15Speaker 1: Really? Yeah. Oh, so it's a certain kind of like part....
- 4:20Speaker 3: I'm not sure there's other parts in the U.S. with that, but, like,
- 4:23Speaker 3: I'm sure there's definitely some in Ohio.
- 4:25Speaker 1: Yeah, but dude is Amish and shit, so he's probably
- 4:27Speaker 1: one of those, like, Amish dudes that, like, you know, like,
- 4:30Speaker 1: they look at him like a rebel if he's not
- 4:31Speaker 1: living with them.
- 4:32Speaker 2: The Amish are great bowlers.
- 4:34Speaker 1: They're ballers?
- 4:35Speaker 2: Bowlers. They bowl.
- 4:37Speaker 5: Amish is like a fucking religion, kind of.
- 4:40Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 4:40Speaker 5: It's like a Christian sect.
- 4:42Speaker 2: They don't believe in electricity.
- 4:43Speaker 1: Yeah, they fucking build shit, right? Yeah.
- 4:46Speaker 5: They're called traditionalists. They, like, yeah, they fucking do everything
- 4:49Speaker 5: by candlelight.
- 4:51Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 4:52Speaker 5: They don't use condoms.
- 4:53Speaker 2: Yeah, they fuck raw.
- 4:55Speaker 1: All the time?
- 4:56Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 4:57Speaker 5: You know about that period in a fucking Amish kid's life?
- 5:01Speaker 5: The parents just let him go into the city for, like,
- 5:03Speaker 5: a few years to do whatever they want. Like, do
- 5:05Speaker 5: all the.
- 5:05Speaker 3: Drugs you want.
- 5:06Speaker 5: Fuck all the hookers you want.
- 5:08Speaker 1: Hold on. Wait, wait, hold on.
- 5:10Speaker 2: Yeah, they do.
- 5:11Speaker 1: This is a real thing right here? What the fuck?
- 5:13Speaker 4: Yeah, here.
- 5:14Speaker 1: You better not be lying, Razdun.
- 5:15Speaker 5: I'll look it up right now.
- 5:17Speaker 1: Okay, Razdun is saying that I guess apparently that Amish tradition,
- 5:23Speaker 1: they let the kids go out for what, a week?
- 5:26Speaker 5: I think it's like three months. It's called Rumspringa.
- 5:28Speaker 3: Why the fuck would you go back after three months?
- 5:32Speaker 3: If you're wilding out, why the fuck would you go
- 5:34Speaker 3: back to that bullshit?
- 5:35Speaker 5: They let them do it when they're like, Like, between
- 5:37Speaker 5: 14 and 16.
- 5:38Speaker 3: Like, it takes you, like, two days to get to
- 5:40Speaker 3: the grocery store in your fucking carriage.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Like, fuck that shit, dog.
- 5:44Speaker 1: Yeah, like, you can't fucking, you can't, like, yeah, you
- 5:48Speaker 1: got to raw dog it all the time. I mean,
- 5:50Speaker 1: it's not a bad thing for you to have a
- 5:51Speaker 1: lot of fucking.
- 5:51Speaker 2: That's the only good thing about it.
- 5:53Speaker 1: I mean, but fuck that, bro. Like, they don't let
- 5:55Speaker 1: you do anything else. Like, you can't have an iPod
- 5:57Speaker 1: or iPhone or whatever, you know.
- 5:59Speaker 6: None of that.
- 5:59Speaker 1: You can't fucking have a laptop. Like, all these fools are.
- 6:02Speaker 2: You got to be out there building like a man.
- 6:05Speaker 1: Yeah, shit, I don't know about that, bro. That's kind
- 6:08Speaker 1: of fucked up. I wouldn't be down with that. So
- 6:11Speaker 1: they let him go off for a month or two months?
- 6:13Speaker 1: What did you say, Raz, dude?
- 6:14Speaker 5: Yeah, fucking, they just let him go off for, no,
- 6:17Speaker 5: I think it's for a few years. They're just, like,
- 6:19Speaker 5: cool with it. A few years? Yeah, you can go
- 6:23Speaker 5: drive cars. You can fucking drink and use drugs.
- 6:27Speaker 1: You can't fucking drink. No, you can't, bro. First of all,
- 6:30Speaker 1: if they do this to you at the age from
- 6:34Speaker 1: 12 to 14... or whatever, or 12 to 17, you
- 6:37Speaker 1: can't fucking legally drink. So what do they send you to?
- 6:39Speaker 1: It's like, here you go. We're going to pay for
- 6:41Speaker 1: an apartment for you. Go get fucked up and stop
- 6:43Speaker 1: being Amish for a little bit.
- 6:44Speaker 5: Well, they don't intend for you to do that, but
- 6:46Speaker 5: a lot of Amish kids go and do that. They
- 6:48Speaker 5: just get fucked up and shit, and their parents won't
- 6:51Speaker 5: stop them. That's just what kids do. They're like, that's
- 6:55Speaker 5: what they say. They're just like, that's what kids do, adolescents.
- 6:58Speaker 5: So they let them do that for a few years,
- 7:01Speaker 5: and they come back and realize that being Amish is
- 7:04Speaker 5: Drugs and alcohol.
- 7:05Speaker 2: Being Amish sucks.
- 7:06Speaker 5: Or they have a choice. It's like, you can stay
- 7:09Speaker 5: the Amish way and fucking be a good kid.
- 7:12Speaker 2: Or you can be a heathen.
- 7:14Speaker 1: I do know, like, two Amish homies that, like, I
- 7:18Speaker 1: didn't really believe them, but, like, now.
- 7:21Speaker 2: It's starting to, like, make sense. They have Instagrams?
- 7:23Speaker 1: Yes.
- 7:24Speaker 2: How the fuck is that possible?
- 7:25Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, because, honestly, I think now this makes hella
- 7:29Speaker 1: sense because one of them happened to be related to,
- 7:31Speaker 1: you know, what is it, King Dave or whatever. And
- 7:34Speaker 1: they're real cousins, and I was tripping on them. I
- 7:36Speaker 1: was like, how the fuck are you Amish? I was like,
- 7:37Speaker 1: I've kicked it with you, and we've partied and shit.
- 7:41Speaker 1: And I guess this is true. Like Razoo said, they
- 7:43Speaker 1: do let them fucking just go like, here, go into
- 7:46Speaker 1: the real world, and if you want to come back,
- 7:47Speaker 1: come back, eh? I wouldn't.
- 7:50Speaker 5: For Rumspringa, that's when you find the Amish girls. Like,
- 7:52Speaker 5: you know, when they're... What are you.
- 7:56Speaker 1: They're down. Hold on, what do you mean? Is there
- 8:01Speaker 1: a certain way to go about it? Is this like
- 8:05Speaker 1: spring break for Amish people? Basically, yeah.
- 8:09Speaker 3: It's like Jersey Shore for Amish people.
- 8:13Speaker 1: They should have that, bro. If we had a show
- 8:16Speaker 1: on the network here, like Jersey Shore, but Amish Shore.
- 8:18Speaker 1: You should get one of these Amish people high on
- 8:21Speaker 1: the show.
- 8:24Speaker 5: To bring him by. I don't think they're allowed to
- 8:26Speaker 5: be on TV. I think that's very un-Amish.
- 8:29Speaker 1: No, the dude I know, he's... No cameras. If that
- 8:32Speaker 1: dude King Dave was Amish, you know what I mean?
- 8:33Speaker 2: Yeah, he's all over the internet.
- 8:35Speaker 1: Yeah. He's all over the internet and fucking smoking his
- 8:38Speaker 1: big doink, man.
- 8:39Speaker 2: Rest in peace.
- 8:40Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, peace. Fucking crazy, man. Also, another RIP, man.
- 8:44Speaker 1: What is it?
- 8:45Speaker 2: One of the, you know, the community fucking rappers.
- 8:48Speaker 4: The IE homies, right?
- 8:48Speaker 1: One of my IE homies, True Divine. What is it?
- 8:52Speaker 1: He got murdered this week and shit. So, you know,
- 8:55Speaker 1: RIP to him. He was a cool dude. He's been
- 8:57Speaker 1: there since, like, the first fucking sessions to, like, to recently,
- 9:00Speaker 1: you know? And, like, I mean, although I kind of
- 9:02Speaker 1: see with this legalization shit, like, kind of like going, like,
- 9:05Speaker 1: to a whole new chapter with this community. Like, it's never,
- 9:08Speaker 1: it's like, you know, it's like, you're never going to
- 9:10Speaker 1: go back to your first high, you know what I mean? So, like,
- 9:12Speaker 1: these experiences kind of, like, matter to us since we
- 9:14Speaker 1: were there when that shit started, before this shit. It's
- 9:16Speaker 1: like Vegas before the fucking casinos got blown up, you
- 9:19Speaker 1: know what I mean?
- 9:20Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, I remember going to the mansions and.
- 9:21Speaker 1: Yeah, like, that kind of shit, bro. So, it's like,
- 9:23Speaker 1: that's how I look at it in this community. So,
- 9:25Speaker 1: it's like, fuck, when you see some of the fucking
- 9:27Speaker 1: people go in there or, like, be fucking murdered, like,
- 9:29Speaker 1: you know, fucking R.I.P., man.
- 9:32Speaker 4: But, yeah.
- 9:32Speaker 2: Yeah, rest in peace.
- 9:34Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy, dog. You don't even got to be
- 9:36Speaker 1: old no more to fucking die, dog, you know? Like,
- 9:39Speaker 1: you either fucking get, like, some, foods are unhealthy and shit, dog. Yeah.
- 9:44Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy how, like, now I see why they
- 9:49Speaker 1: stress the fact that you got to kind of have, like,
- 9:51Speaker 1: life insurance. You know what I mean? These motherfuckers were
- 9:53Speaker 1: stressing the fuck out of that shit. You have that shit?
- 9:57Speaker 2: I don't have life insurance. That shit sucks, fuck that
- 10:00Speaker 2: shit what's the point of it right now yeah like I.
- 10:02Speaker 1: Don't know man that shit's fucking expensive dog I don't
- 10:04Speaker 1: plan on dying it's like paying a fucking car payment
- 10:07Speaker 1: and you don't get to drive the car that's what
- 10:08Speaker 1: life insurance is like it's like somebody saying like I
- 10:11Speaker 1: need to.
- 10:11Speaker 2: Get health insurance first before I get life insurance.
- 10:15Speaker 1: Okay well fucking health insurance is not the same thing
- 10:19Speaker 1: nah Life insurance and some other shit. Life insurance is, like, what? Like,
- 10:23Speaker 1: you get, like, your people get paid off after you, like, die?
- 10:26Speaker 2: After you fucking die, somebody gets, like, paid off.
- 10:29Speaker 1: But that's only if, like, you have kids and shit, right? Like,
- 10:31Speaker 1: that's only.
- 10:32Speaker 2: No, if you're married and shit.
- 10:33Speaker 1: Like, what if you're, like, fucking.
- 10:35Speaker 5: What.
- 10:35Speaker 1: If you're, like, somebody in fucking Silver Lake that, like,
- 10:36Speaker 1: who the fuck are you gonna leave it next to, like,
- 10:39Speaker 1: leave it for your fucking dog? You know what I mean? Like, hey,
- 10:41Speaker 1: this is my fucking dog, Thomas. Like, I'm gonna leave
- 10:44Speaker 1: all my shit to him. Like, you know what I mean? Like,
- 10:48Speaker 1: I don't know. That's life insurance and shit. Like, that's
- 10:52Speaker 1: a trip, man. You know, I was watching this documentary
- 10:54Speaker 1: the other day on Netflix. It was about that fucking,
- 10:57Speaker 1: you know, like adopting kids and shit. You know how
- 10:59Speaker 1: like it became a fucking trend for a minute, you know,
- 11:02Speaker 1: where like all these celebrities were adopting like, you know.
- 11:05Speaker 3: Sex trafficking, bro. No, it's not necessarily... I mean, that is...
- 11:09Speaker 3: It's undercover sex trafficking.
- 11:10Speaker 1: That is one of the things that goes down with it,
- 11:13Speaker 1: but this shit's kind of like a fucking adoption mafia, bro.
- 11:15Speaker 3: Fucking satanics, fucking rituals. They're adopting these kids and making
- 11:19Speaker 3: them fuck. I don't... Fuck these celebrities, bro.
- 11:23Speaker 2: I'm just kidding.
- 11:24Speaker 1: I mean, that's a little far-fetched, you know?
- 11:26Speaker 2: I mean, that's... Yeah, I saw it on the internet.
- 11:28Speaker 2: It might be real.
- 11:29Speaker 1: No, it's not. It's not. This thing actually fucking... It
- 11:33Speaker 1: actually investigates into how, like, These certain orphanages, like, fucking
- 11:37Speaker 1: go and they, like, they scout these fucking kids and, like,
- 11:40Speaker 1: they see the family struggling. So they're like, yo, well, like,
- 11:42Speaker 1: if you sign this contract real quick, you know, we'll
- 11:45Speaker 1: just take your kid. And then, like, they make money
- 11:47Speaker 1: off of them being adopted and all that shit. Like,
- 11:49Speaker 1: look at all those kids fucking Angelina Jolie adopted, bro.
- 11:52Speaker 5: I've seen all those kids once at a park. Fucking.
- 11:55Speaker 2: They're all going to end up fucked up.
- 11:58Speaker 1: I don't know, man. One of them, like, probably, like,
- 12:00Speaker 1: two of them are going to become, like, you know, like.
- 12:01Speaker 2: They're all going to be drug addicts.
- 12:04Speaker 1: They can't, bro. You can't. Man. I don't know, man. There's, like,
- 12:08Speaker 1: too many of them for you. Like, you think they
- 12:10Speaker 1: all get focused on the way that, you know, you
- 12:12Speaker 1: should or some shit? Hell no, bro.
- 12:15Speaker 5: She probably picked, like, the smartest fucking kids she can get.
- 12:18Speaker 2: What's the point of having so many?
- 12:20Speaker 1: I don't know. How many is that? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, bro. Seven.
- 12:25Speaker 2: That's seven tax deductions. What the fuck is the point
- 12:27Speaker 2: of that?
- 12:27Speaker 1: Hey, dude, she looks fucking old right there, bro. Like,
- 12:29Speaker 1: look at how old she looks, bro. Like, fucking A, bro. Like.
- 12:33Speaker 1: I mean, she's still hot and shit, but, like, life
- 12:37Speaker 1: has done a number on her, bro. Like, for real, man.
- 12:41Speaker 2: I heard she was a bitch, bro. That's why fucking
- 12:43Speaker 2: Brad left.
- 12:44Speaker 1: Hey, you know who fucking tripped me out? She dated
- 12:46Speaker 1: that dude, the Bad Santa dude.
- 12:48Speaker 5: Billy Bob.
- 12:49Speaker 2: Yeah, she used to bang Billy Bob Thornton.
- 12:51Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. I was like, that shit tripped me out, bro.
- 12:53Speaker 1: She seems like a classy bitch and shit, you know? And, like.
- 12:55Speaker 1: You know, you're like, you think so, but then, like,
- 12:57Speaker 1: you know, she dates some dude like that that's, like,
- 12:59Speaker 1: pretty much, like, dating Razz, dude, and shit. Billy Bob's
- 13:01Speaker 1: the shit, dude.
- 13:02Speaker 2: He fucking, he fucking, he fucked Halle Berry, too, bro.
- 13:05Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
- 13:05Speaker 5: He fucked Halle Berry, too, bro?
- 13:06Speaker 4: Hell yeah, dog.
- 13:07Speaker 1: What the fuck, bro?
- 13:08Speaker 2: Shout out to Billy Bob Thornton.
- 13:10Speaker 1: Are you serious, dog?
- 13:11Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
- 13:11Speaker 1: I gotta give him a round of applause for that.
- 13:13Speaker 1: He's a fucking man. And that wasn't in the movie?
- 13:16Speaker 3: He fucked her in the movie and in real life.
- 13:19Speaker 3: Was that the movie where he, like, he would beat
- 13:21Speaker 3: the shit out of her? I think it was called
- 13:22Speaker 3: Monster's Ball or some bullshit.
- 13:23Speaker 2: Yeah, Monster Ball.
- 13:25Speaker 3: I heard a fucking movie that was he banged her
- 13:28Speaker 3: on the sofa and then after the movie he banged
- 13:31Speaker 3: her in real life.
- 13:31Speaker 5: He played a retarded guy I think too.
- 13:34Speaker 2: That was another movie.
- 13:35Speaker 5: Sling Blade.
- 13:38Speaker 1: He's the man. He did it.
- 13:39Speaker 5: He's done it all.
- 13:40Speaker 2: That was a whole other fucking movie bro.
- 13:42Speaker 5: He's done it all. I applaud him. I think it's
- 13:47Speaker 5: because his name is Billy Bob that everybody thinks he's
- 13:50Speaker 5: like fucking dumb and shit.
- 13:52Speaker 2: That's his real name? Billy Bob?
- 13:53Speaker 5: It's gotta be.
- 13:55Speaker 1: That can't be no fucking fake name, bro.
- 13:57Speaker 5: No, his name is Billy Bob Thornton.
- 13:59Speaker 2: That seems like an entertainment fucking name, bro. Like Michael Keaton.
- 14:02Speaker 1: That fuck got to fuck Halle Berry and fucking Angelina Jolie, bro.
- 14:06Speaker 1: You know what, bro? I would have thought that bitch
- 14:10Speaker 1: probably is crazy, bro.
- 14:11Speaker 5: His name is William.
- 14:12Speaker 1: That bitch is probably stupid crazy, bro. She is. That's
- 14:15Speaker 1: why Brad was like, fuck this bitch.
- 14:17Speaker 2: Look at all those kids.
- 14:18Speaker 1: She's fucking nuts.
- 14:18Speaker 5: His real name is William Robert Thornton, a.k.a. Billy Bob.
- 14:22Speaker 2: Well, that makes sense. Billy Bob.
- 14:25Speaker 5: There you go. His name is really Billy Bob, but
- 14:28Speaker 5: it's fucking.
- 14:29Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck. Fuck that shit.
- 14:32Speaker 5: What was that?
- 14:34Speaker 1: He started throwing shit. Yeah, bro. Fucking... I don't know, man.
- 14:39Speaker 1: I guess that is pretty legendary, man. There's a lot
- 14:42Speaker 1: of fools that shit doesn't make sense, dog. It's like comedians, dog.
- 14:45Speaker 1: You know, comedians be getting some pretty fine-ass bitches, dog.
- 14:48Speaker 2: Yeah, bro.
- 14:50Speaker 1: Comedians.
- 14:51Speaker 2: They also whip out their dicks without permission.
- 14:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:56Speaker 2: Hey, fuck.
- 14:57Speaker 1: Did all these people, are these people getting charged yet? Like,
- 15:00Speaker 1: all these Hollywood people yet?
- 15:02Speaker 2: Nobody, bro.
- 15:02Speaker 5: Bill Cosby's going to jail.
- 15:04Speaker 2: Only Bill Cosby.
- 15:05Speaker 1: He's the only one. Yeah, bro, but that was, like, predicted, bro. Like,
- 15:06Speaker 1: he was black, bro. Like, you knew he was going
- 15:08Speaker 1: to go first, dog. Like, they for sure were going to,
- 15:11Speaker 1: I mean, like, let's cut the bullshit. They were going
- 15:12Speaker 1: to get that fool first, dog. It's just a matter
- 15:15Speaker 1: of time. You know what would be crazy, bro? I
- 15:17Speaker 1: bet you that fool Harvey Weinstein.
- 15:18Speaker 2: They're not even talking about Harvey Weinstein anymore, bro.
- 15:21Speaker 1: Yeah, he's probably not going to go to jail, bro.
- 15:23Speaker 2: Weinstein, whatever the fuck that fat fuck's last name is.
- 15:26Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
- 15:27Speaker 5: I used to think Weinstein.
- 15:29Speaker 2: Weinstein, Weinstein.
- 15:30Speaker 3: He's probably not going to go to jail, bro, to
- 15:32Speaker 3: be honest. He's not, bro. He's going to get a
- 15:36Speaker 3: slap on the wrist. He's going to go to fucking
- 15:39Speaker 3: rehab for sex education.
- 15:41Speaker 1: Can you imagine what that's like, bro? You go to
- 15:46Speaker 1: school with all the freaks. I mean, you go to
- 15:48Speaker 1: a rehab center with all the bitches that you know
- 15:50Speaker 1: are freaks.
- 15:52Speaker 2: My name is Mr. Weinstein, and I love fucking without permission.
- 15:59Speaker 1: Yeah, like, what are you fucking, like, I mean, like,
- 16:02Speaker 1: what is that like? Like, the way I would look at.
- 16:04Speaker 3: It, like.
- 16:04Speaker 1: I'm addicted. It's like, if you go to a place
- 16:07Speaker 1: and everybody's addicted to, like, going to, like, a sex rehab, like,
- 16:10Speaker 1: I would look at it, I'd be like, hey, yo,
- 16:11Speaker 1: these are where all the freaks are at, man. You
- 16:13Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? I'd be pulling up in there, like, yo,
- 16:15Speaker 1: what's popping? This bitch probably likes to be choked.
- 16:18Speaker 2: Like, there shouldn't even be a rehab for sex. Like,
- 16:21Speaker 2: what the fuck?
- 16:22Speaker 1: You could be addicted to it.
- 16:23Speaker 2: You should be fucking all the time. What's the problem?
- 16:26Speaker 1: You could be addicted to it, bro. Like, do people
- 16:29Speaker 1: get addicted to pornography?
- 16:30Speaker 3: As long as you have the fucking, it's consensual, you
- 16:33Speaker 3: might as well fuck all day and all night long.
- 16:35Speaker 5: But what if it's, like, fucking with your life and shit?
- 16:39Speaker 1: Yeah, like, what if you, like, you just start, like,
- 16:42Speaker 1: skipping important shit just to fuck? Like, you don't even
- 16:44Speaker 1: go to work.
- 16:45Speaker 2: What the fuck does it matter with you if you
- 16:47Speaker 2: let it get to that point?
- 16:48Speaker 1: I mean, some people don't have self-control, dog. Like, You
- 16:51Speaker 1: think all those people that smoke crack want to smoke crack?
- 16:54Speaker 2: Yes.
- 16:55Speaker 1: They probably just, like, you know, they can't help it.
- 16:57Speaker 2: I mean, they all decided one day to fucking begin
- 17:00Speaker 2: to smoke it.
- 17:00Speaker 1: That shit has a fucking effect on you.
- 17:02Speaker 3: I've never woken up one day and be like, you
- 17:03Speaker 3: know what? Today seems like a fucking great day to
- 17:06Speaker 3: try crack.
- 17:06Speaker 5: I think smoking crack is like a spur of the
- 17:09Speaker 5: moment type shit. Like, you'll be out drunk.
- 17:11Speaker 1: What do you mean fucking spur of the moment type shit, Rafi?
- 17:13Speaker 5: I mean, how does someone get into smoking crack? I
- 17:15Speaker 5: imagine they were, like, maybe drinking, drunk, and someone's like, hey.
- 17:18Speaker 2: Either your life really has to be that bad, bro.
- 17:21Speaker 1: Hold on.
- 17:22Speaker 5: Wait, have you seen one of the Wall Street fucking,
- 17:23Speaker 5: they smoke crack.
- 17:25Speaker 1: Hold on. Like, are you, is this, so that was
- 17:29Speaker 1: crack that you tried to give me back in Vegas, huh?
- 17:31Speaker 5: No, it was not crack. I don't think it was crack.
- 17:34Speaker 1: Based on this story, bro.
- 17:35Speaker 5: Someone said that it was fucking soap, like fucking carpet cleaning.
- 17:39Speaker 3: I don't even know why you would let somebody just
- 17:42Speaker 3: give you fucking crack.
- 17:44Speaker 5: Well, I was on acid.
- 17:46Speaker 3: He pretty much just, fuck, oh, yeah, here, I'll trade
- 17:48Speaker 3: you this for this.
- 17:49Speaker 2: And you didn't even fucking do shit.
- 17:50Speaker 5: Well, I was on acid. I couldn't really do anything.
- 17:53Speaker 5: I was just, like, looking at this dude. Then, like,
- 17:55Speaker 5: some crackheads came on the street and started, like, distracting
- 17:58Speaker 5: us and shit. Like, when he gave me that and
- 18:01Speaker 5: he took a joint out of my joint case, he's like,
- 18:04Speaker 5: how about you just.
- 18:04Speaker 1: Take that right? What? I would have fucking.
- 18:06Speaker 2: Stab that motherfucker.
- 18:08Speaker 1: First of all, like, nobody's going to give you a
- 18:11Speaker 1: dime sack of yay over a fucking joint.
- 18:14Speaker 5: Like, mathematically. I wasn't trying to get drugs. I was just, like, chilling.
- 18:19Speaker 1: Like, mathematically, that's not going to make sense. You know
- 18:21Speaker 1: what I mean? Like, you know what I mean?
- 18:23Speaker 5: He just came up and did it.
- 18:24Speaker 1: So, like, for sure, like, your first instinct should have been, like, well, fuck,
- 18:28Speaker 1: he's giving me something that's worth more for something that, like,
- 18:31Speaker 1: he doesn't even know what I wrote up in there. So, like.
- 18:33Speaker 1: For sure. I remember when he came back to the
- 18:35Speaker 1: hotel room, that shit looked like a big-ass rock of crack, dog.
- 18:39Speaker 1: It was sparkly, dog. And he's like, here, E-Zone, you
- 18:42Speaker 1: should try this.
- 18:43Speaker 5: I didn't say you should try it. I was like,
- 18:44Speaker 5: what is it?
- 18:46Speaker 2: It would have been cool if, like, the cops would
- 18:47Speaker 2: have rolled up on you with that shit on you.
- 18:49Speaker 5: You know what?
- 18:50Speaker 1: You would have got searched.
- 18:51Speaker 5: These two dudes that were on the street were.
- 18:53Speaker 1: Like, asking me.
- 18:53Speaker 3: And you would have got fucking convicted of fucking having
- 18:56Speaker 3: possession of crack on you in Vegas.
- 18:58Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 18:58Speaker 5: That would have been fucking awesome.
- 18:59Speaker 2: That would have been awesome, bro.
- 19:01Speaker 5: Hey, but I'm a very lucky man.
- 19:03Speaker 1: It wouldn't have been awesome, bro, because he would have
- 19:05Speaker 1: been stuck in jail, and I probably would have had
- 19:07Speaker 1: to bail him out.
- 19:08Speaker 5: Yeah, because he's on the driver.
- 19:09Speaker 2: But you guys could have told the story. It would
- 19:10Speaker 2: have been a great story.
- 19:11Speaker 5: I think it's better that I didn't go to jail
- 19:14Speaker 5: and nothing happened. That guy could have just robbed me
- 19:17Speaker 5: or some shit.
- 19:18Speaker 1: He went to the shooting range, and Masdu was on acid.
- 19:20Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, that was fucking... He was a pro, bro.
- 19:23Speaker 2: This motherfucker. Bullshit's like he doesn't know, but this guy
- 19:26Speaker 2: has a collection of guns at home.
- 19:28Speaker 1: I wish.
- 19:29Speaker 5: Guns are expensive.
- 19:30Speaker 1: Has anybody here seen this whole Laurel and Yanni.
- 19:36Speaker 3: Type fucking video? Yeah, it's bullshit, bro. There's two different
- 19:40Speaker 3: fucking videos.
- 19:41Speaker 5: No, there's not two different videos. Sheiky was saying fucking
- 19:43Speaker 5: that it sounded like Yanni.
- 19:45Speaker 3: One of them is like some bullshit where it says
- 19:47Speaker 3: that and then there's another clear version where can.
- 19:50Speaker 1: You play can you play that video i want to
- 19:52Speaker 1: say i want to hear what the shit i haven't
- 19:53Speaker 1: really heard it i just uh what is it solid
- 19:56Speaker 1: dj c rock fucking um was uh was posting it
- 19:59Speaker 1: up in the morning and he said that shit said
- 20:00Speaker 1: yanni or.
- 20:01Speaker 5: Some shit yanni yeah they were fucking with it last
- 20:04Speaker 5: night stupid bitches Here, let me find it.
- 20:09Speaker 1: Yanni.
- 20:09Speaker 5: It's kind of hard to find.
- 20:10Speaker 2: Stupid fucking bitch.
- 20:11Speaker 1: Yeah, like, supposedly, if, like, if you hear Yanni, you
- 20:16Speaker 1: got these certain receptors that only young motherfuckers can have, like, scientifically. Like,
- 20:21Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Because you remember when you
- 20:22Speaker 1: were a kid, like, I don't know, I mean, at
- 20:25Speaker 1: least for public school, they would take you to these
- 20:27Speaker 1: ear testing shit. Yeah.
- 20:28Speaker 3: And you'd have to listen to these different... And you'd
- 20:30Speaker 3: have to raise your hand which fucking ear you heard.
- 20:31Speaker 5: Yeah, whenever you heard the beat.
- 20:32Speaker 1: That way they'd know you weren't fucking, like, ear retarded
- 20:34Speaker 1: or some shit. Yeah. You know what I mean? So, like,
- 20:36Speaker 1: you need, like, a hearing aid or some shit. So, like, bro, like,
- 20:40Speaker 1: what is it? All that shit adds up. So, like,
- 20:42Speaker 1: I guess scientifically, you know, it has something to do
- 20:46Speaker 1: with it. But I don't believe it because I heard Yanni. Whatever.
- 20:50Speaker 1: I haven't freaking heard Lauren or Laurel or whatever the
- 20:55Speaker 1: fuck it is. Whatever.
- 20:56Speaker 2: Whoever came up with this bullshit deserves to die.
- 20:59Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 20:59Speaker 5: I can't find a video with just that. It's not
- 21:01Speaker 5: even that important.
- 21:02Speaker 2: Who gives a fuck? Why the fuck is it a fucking,
- 21:05Speaker 2: why did it go viral?
- 21:06Speaker 4: Laurel.
- 21:07Speaker 5: Laurel. Laurel.
- 21:08Speaker 2: Yeah, who gives a fuck? Fuck both of them.
- 21:11Speaker 1: It's, yeah, I guess. Did you find the video?
- 21:14Speaker 5: No, I can't. It's a fucking bunch of bullshit videos
- 21:17Speaker 5: about people like us talking about it. That's all there is.
- 21:19Speaker 2: You should upload us fucking talking about it after the show.
- 21:23Speaker 1: Exactly. There's got to be some fucking kind of science
- 21:25Speaker 1: to that kind of shit because, like, if you really
- 21:27Speaker 1: think about it, bro, like, secret agents or some shit, like,
- 21:29Speaker 1: they have certain words that will trigger, like, A fucking
- 21:32Speaker 1: KGB person or something. I swear to God, these fucking gnats.
- 21:35Speaker 1: You fucking gnats.
- 21:37Speaker 2: Stupid gnats.
- 21:40Speaker 1: Fucking tired of these fucking goddamn gnats, bro.
- 21:43Speaker 2: Kick these gnats in the nuts.
- 21:47Speaker 1: Yeah, man. Like, I wish I could have, like, this
- 21:49Speaker 1: flamethrower that could just, like, burn all these gnats. And
- 21:51Speaker 1: then I could be like, yeah, motherfuckers. Yeah, motherfuckers. I'm
- 21:54Speaker 1: going to leave the bodies out there roasted so y'all,
- 21:56Speaker 1: you know.
- 21:56Speaker 2: I need a fat dab.
- 21:58Speaker 1: We're going to take a break soon because we do
- 22:00Speaker 1: have a special guest coming on in a little bit. Uh.
- 22:02Speaker 1: Chucky Chuck, I don't give a fuck.
- 22:03Speaker 2: Chucky Chuck, he don't give a fuck.
- 22:05Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what? It's crazy, dog. We're going to
- 22:09Speaker 1: get to see. He has a crazy career, dog. Kind
- 22:11Speaker 1: of like our last guest.
- 22:12Speaker 2: He has a crazy career?
- 22:14Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:14Speaker 2: What does he do?
- 22:15Speaker 1: You know, we're going to find out, dog. I mean,
- 22:17Speaker 1: he raps. He raps? Yeah, for one thing. But, you know,
- 22:20Speaker 1: there's some history in there that we can talk about. Yeri. Laurel.
- 22:24Speaker 1: Was that the clip? Yeri.
- 22:27Speaker 4: Yeri.
- 22:29Speaker 1: I hear.
- 22:30Speaker 4: Yeri.
- 22:30Speaker 1: Yo, Carlos. Yeri. What do you hear when he plays it?
- 22:34Speaker 4: Laurel.
- 22:38Speaker 1: Laurel. What do you hear, though? No. Do you hear
- 22:44Speaker 1: Laurel or Yanni?
- 22:46Speaker 6: Laurel.
- 22:48Speaker 4: Laurel.
- 22:48Speaker 1: It's Laurel. All right, so, yeah, see, there you go.
- 22:54Speaker 1: He said it's Laurel. So, yeah, I don't fucking get it, bro. Like, huh?
- 22:59Speaker 1: I heard other clips where I heard Yanni. Laurel.
- 23:03Speaker 6: Laurel.
- 23:03Speaker 5: Hey, Ray is saying it says Yanny, and I'm like,
- 23:07Speaker 5: all I hear is Laurel right now.
- 23:09Speaker 2: It's bullshit, bro.
- 23:10Speaker 1: Who says it's Yanny? Laurel.
- 23:13Speaker 6: Laurel.
- 23:15Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck what age you are, bro.
- 23:18Speaker 5: Ray is saying it says Yanny, man.
- 23:21Speaker 4: What?
- 23:22Speaker 1: You hear Yanny, Ray? It clearly says Yanny to me.
- 23:26Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about? That shit does
- 23:28Speaker 1: not say... Yo, Kenji, what do you hear? Do you
- 23:29Speaker 1: hear Laurel or Yanny?
- 23:32Speaker 4: Laurel. Laurel.
- 23:35Speaker 1: Yeah, do you hear Laurel or Yanni? How do you
- 23:38Speaker 1: hear Yanni, bro? Laurel. That shit makes no fucking sense. Laurel. No,
- 23:45Speaker 1: but you know what? He probably has that because Yanni
- 23:47Speaker 1: means you have like younger, you can hear certain frequencies.
- 23:50Speaker 1: Because look, some people like Ray, he says he hears Yanni.
- 23:54Speaker 1: And to me, that doesn't make no sense. But other people,
- 23:57Speaker 1: they hear it differently. It's this thing that's going around
- 23:59Speaker 1: the internet. Everybody here hears Laurel, right? I'm pretty, like,
- 24:04Speaker 1: that shit is crazy, man. I don't know how the
- 24:06Speaker 1: fuck he hears it.
- 24:07Speaker 5: Let's see what Facebook has to say.
- 24:08Speaker 1: No, you didn't, bro. Are you serious? Shut the fuck
- 24:11Speaker 1: playing again, bro. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. How the fuck does it?
- 24:24Speaker 1: How the fuck does it fucking say, like, yo, how
- 24:27Speaker 1: do you hear Yanni, bro? You're making this shit up, bro.
- 24:29Speaker 1: You hear Yanni? Bart? Fuck?
- 24:36Speaker 4: I just hear Laurel, bro.
- 24:40Speaker 1: Ray says.
- 24:42Speaker 4: Yanni, so that's one.
- 24:46Speaker 1: Yanni. No, Bart says Yanni too, so two out of like.
- 24:51Speaker 5: 15 people here say Yanni.
- 25:05Speaker 1: That's crazy, man. See, there you go. It's got to
- 25:07Speaker 1: be something with the frequencies, bro.
- 25:09Speaker 5: I want to hear what they're hearing.
- 25:10Speaker 2: It's the Diablo.
- 25:14Speaker 5: I was saying it's the government, man. Fucking... It's the government.
- 25:17Speaker 2: The government.
- 25:19Speaker 5: The government.
- 25:20Speaker 2: It's the government's fault. My life sucks.
- 25:22Speaker 1: What if, like, subliminally, like, this separates you for certain things?
- 25:25Speaker 2: Like what?
- 25:26Speaker 1: Like, I don't know. Like, if you hear Yanni... Like, when.
- 25:28Speaker 5: The aliens come, they're going to take you. They're going
- 25:31Speaker 5: to spare you if you hear Yanni.
- 25:33Speaker 2: Yeah, sure they are. Whenever they come.
- 25:37Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not going to show up, man.
- 25:39Speaker 5: The aliens are going to show up and take all
- 25:41Speaker 5: the yannies.
- 25:42Speaker 1: I don't know. You know, by the way, have you
- 25:45Speaker 1: seen that movie that's based in Alaska about the aliens?
- 25:48Speaker 1: It's based on a true story and there's a crazy
- 25:52Speaker 1: amount of abductions going on in Alaska and it's been
- 25:54Speaker 1: going on but it doesn't get covered. I don't know.
- 25:58Speaker 2: I forget the name of this movie.
- 26:01Speaker 1: I looked into the reports and There's a lot of
- 26:03Speaker 1: fucking missing people in Alaska. I don't know if it's
- 26:05Speaker 1: the fucking snow. Yeah, but, like, yeah, like, fools get
- 26:08Speaker 1: abducted over there and, like, you know, the aliens and shit.
- 26:12Speaker 1: It gets crazy. Like, there's a lot of unsolved mysteries
- 26:15Speaker 1: out there. And I'm like, you know what? You can
- 26:16Speaker 1: get lost in the ice, but, like, that's a lot
- 26:18Speaker 1: of people.
- 26:18Speaker 2: I heard they got Wolverines down there, dog.
- 26:20Speaker 1: That's why. What should be Wolverines?
- 26:22Speaker 2: Wolverines be taking people out in Alaska.
- 26:25Speaker 1: X-Men Wolverines?
- 26:26Speaker 2: Like, real Wolverines, bro, not X-Men.
- 26:30Speaker 1: We have all the Wolverines here, bro.
- 26:31Speaker 2: Look it up, bro.
- 26:33Speaker 1: We have wolverines here, stupid. What the fuck?
- 26:35Speaker 2: There are no wolverines in California.
- 26:37Speaker 1: Bro, I've seen it at the fucking zoo, bro.
- 26:41Speaker 4: Hold on.
- 26:42Speaker 1: Wolverines. Wolverines in Alaska. It says wolverines are found through
- 26:55Speaker 1: Alaska and there are areas where wolverines tend to avoid
- 26:59Speaker 1: at lower densities because the habitat is not suitable.
- 27:02Speaker 5: For Would you keep one as a pet?
- 27:05Speaker 1: Dude, if you... No, I would not, bro.
- 27:07Speaker 2: Hell yeah, look at that.
- 27:08Speaker 1: Those things can tear your fucking... They can rip your
- 27:11Speaker 1: stomach apart, bro, and just start dissolving that shit, just
- 27:15Speaker 1: ripping that shit apart. Those fools have fucking such.
- 27:17Speaker 2: Man, I'll blast that fool.
- 27:19Speaker 1: Fucking blast that fool.
- 27:21Speaker 2: As George Perez would say.
- 27:23Speaker 1: Oh, what is it? Remember that episode?
- 27:25Speaker 2: I'll blast that fool.
- 27:26Speaker 1: He was just like, man, homie, I'll blast that cat, eh?
- 27:30Speaker 1: Fucking shout out to fucking George Perez, dog. He's been
- 27:32Speaker 1: doing a lot of stand-up. I want to see when
- 27:34Speaker 1: the fuck Eddie's going to do some stand-up. Eddie, if
- 27:36Speaker 1: you're fucking watching this.
- 27:37Speaker 2: You need to do some stand-up over here, dog.
- 27:38Speaker 1: You need to do some stand-up. Oh, I thought it
- 27:41Speaker 1: was pull-up. Oh, for a second I was like, pull-up. Oh, me.
- 27:46Speaker 2: It's like a hyena slash bear at Wolverine.
- 27:50Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking, yeah. That shit, they eat snakes, bro. I
- 27:54Speaker 1: don't think they're capable of eating a human.
- 27:57Speaker 2: They eat snakes?
- 27:58Speaker 1: Yeah, like snakes and, like, fucking... Oh, you're.
- 28:00Speaker 5: Thinking of the honey badger, dog.
- 28:05Speaker 2: Wolverine eats people, bro. Wolverines don't eat people? That's what's
- 28:08Speaker 2: taking out these Alaskans.
- 28:09Speaker 1: I don't think they eat people. Hey, you know what's crazy?
- 28:12Speaker 1: Where the fuck do you find piranhas at, bro?
- 28:14Speaker 2: Out in the Congo, in the Amazon. Yeah, there you go.
- 28:17Speaker 1: Is that where you find those motherfuckers? Oh, in, like,
- 28:23Speaker 1: in what?
- 28:23Speaker 5: South America.
- 28:26Speaker 1: Damn, that.
- 28:27Speaker 2: Alpaca.
- 28:29Speaker 1: That's crazy, bro. See, those are fucking fish that you
- 28:32Speaker 1: don't want to... Those are fish you don't want to
- 28:33Speaker 1: fuck with. You know, seeing.
- 28:35Speaker 2: Stick your finger in piranha-infested water.
- 28:37Speaker 1: Yo, seeing fish like that, bro, made me not want
- 28:40Speaker 1: to go swimming in anything that had, like, wild fish. Like,
- 28:44Speaker 1: look at.
- 28:44Speaker 5: That's a piranha right there.
- 28:46Speaker 1: Yeah, like, if I can't see, like, what's under the water, like, fucking... Damn,
- 28:51Speaker 1: that's the biggest finger off.
- 28:53Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to swim anywhere that isn't America.
- 28:56Speaker 1: Yeah, like, you know, when some people are like, oh,
- 28:58Speaker 1: let's go to Mexico. I was like, you don't know
- 29:00Speaker 1: there's a Mexican crocodile in that fucking cenote or whatever
- 29:05Speaker 1: the fuck you call it. Or, you know how, like, bro, like,
- 29:08Speaker 1: one time I went to Mexico and I was with
- 29:09Speaker 1: this girl and, like. Duck dick.
- 29:11Speaker 2: Did you eat duck dick?
- 29:13Speaker 1: No, I ate the chicken. I mean, the leg of
- 29:14Speaker 1: the duck.
- 29:15Speaker 5: Leg of duck.
- 29:16Speaker 2: Was it, like, extra chewy?
- 29:18Speaker 1: Yeah, like.
- 29:18Speaker 2: Like, extra gamey?
- 29:20Speaker 1: Kind of, but, like, it was, like, chicken and it was, like,
- 29:22Speaker 1: duck and turkey mixed together.
- 29:24Speaker 2: I need to try that shit. I never had it.
- 29:25Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking, by the way, check out that new Lion
- 29:27Speaker 1: Hungry available on the B-Real TV YouTube. We hit the
- 29:30Speaker 1: Renaissance Fair to all you fucking Renaissance fans. And do
- 29:34Speaker 1: you want to know what the fuck to get over there?
- 29:36Speaker 1: Fucking go check that shit out and drop a comment,
- 29:38Speaker 1: add a like. The same thing with the Unbelievable music video.
- 29:42Speaker 1: We're going to start working on some new music videos
- 29:44Speaker 1: starting hopefully this weekend. But yeah, help us get to
- 29:47Speaker 1: 10K on there. That way we have a fucking standard
- 29:49Speaker 1: because I know you guys are just dropping all these
- 29:50Speaker 1: comments and getting hooked up. I send a lot of
- 29:52Speaker 1: fucking stickers to you motherfuckers. By the way, we're going
- 29:55Speaker 1: to go ahead and get ready to bring in our
- 29:57Speaker 1: special guest. So let's go ahead and get into these
- 30:00Speaker 1: two skits, and we'll be back with Chucky Chuck.
- 30:02Speaker 2: Let's take a dab.
- 30:04Speaker 1: Take a fat dab. You know, I'm going to go
- 30:18Speaker 1: ahead and give a round of applause and welcome our
- 30:20Speaker 1: special guest over here, Chuck E. Chuck. Yeah.
- 30:22Speaker 2: Is that like your.
- 30:23Speaker 1: Whole artist name or is it just Chuck E. Chuck?
- 30:31Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 30:31Speaker 2: 50 Styles. Oh, yeah.
- 30:36Speaker 1: What's up? Now, you know, I'm going to go back to, like, where, like,
- 30:40Speaker 1: originally where people, like, you know, like, know you from.
- 30:44Speaker 1: And you started out originally with Conrad King, right? Definitely. Yep.
- 30:48Speaker 1: That's a pretty fucking crazy movement, bro. That's, like, a
- 30:51Speaker 1: very unique kind of movement. You know what I mean? Like. Yeah.
- 30:56Speaker 6: Well, it all started because their DJ lived in my neighborhood.
- 30:59Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 31:00Speaker 4: And my homeboy was like, yo, you got to check
- 31:02Speaker 4: these fools out, Chuck. And long story short, I was like, yeah,
- 31:07Speaker 4: I fucking needed to check those dudes out because I
- 31:09Speaker 4: devised a little plan and came across their stage, going
- 31:13Speaker 4: on tour with them, and it popped off from there.
- 31:16Speaker 6: Then it was like a snowball effect.
- 31:18Speaker 1: Damn. And how long ago was this? What year is this?
- 31:22Speaker 6: I want to say I met them.
- 31:23Speaker 4: In like 2000, 2000, and then started touring with them
- 31:25Speaker 4: like 2001, 2002.
- 31:25Speaker 6: And then they knew that I rapped too, so one
- 31:27Speaker 6: time I.
- 31:33Speaker 4: One of the guys in there, D-Loke, he threw me
- 31:35Speaker 4: the microphone. He had wrote about me in a song.
- 31:37Speaker 4: So we were on tour, and he threw me the mic.
- 31:39Speaker 4: And at that point, I kind of just took it
- 31:42Speaker 4: from there. And they're like, OK, he can rap too.
- 31:43Speaker 1: I mean, prior to this, were you rapping already? Yes.
- 31:48Speaker 4: Yes, indeed. I'll take you back to where it really started.
- 31:50Speaker 4: It started in Hermosa Beach with a dude named Gary.
- 31:54Speaker 4: Tarzan of Los Angeles. As a matter of fact, he's
- 31:56Speaker 4: on Naked and Afraid XL right now.
- 31:59Speaker 6: Check out Gary Golden. He's a madman.
- 32:01Speaker 1: Naked and Afraid. Naked and Afraid, yeah.
- 32:03Speaker 4: It's like a TV show on, I think, the Discovery
- 32:06Speaker 4: Channel or something.
- 32:07Speaker 1: So this is like one of those real-life kind of shows.
- 32:10Speaker 4: Yeah, you get naked and you go out in the
- 32:12Speaker 4: wilderness and try to survive for like 45 days. No
- 32:16Speaker 4: food or nothing.
- 32:16Speaker 6: You get one thing, yeah, you check that out.
- 32:19Speaker 1: Naked and Afraid. I haven't fucking, I mean, you know what?
- 32:22Speaker 1: I think I've seen the commercials. Like my brother probably
- 32:25Speaker 1: watches that shit. But you say you're a boy? The
- 32:27Speaker 1: dude you were with?
- 32:27Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. Well, he was in a band called Too Loose.
- 32:30Speaker 4: And in Hermosa on the 4th of July, everyone sets
- 32:32Speaker 4: up their bands and just jams. Like Pennywise, they're from
- 32:36Speaker 4: down there. I don't know if you've heard of that band. Yeah,
- 32:38Speaker 4: I know Pennywise. They throw big parties. And that dude
- 32:40Speaker 4: knew I rapped. And this must have been 1999. And
- 32:43Speaker 4: he threw me the microphone at the end of their set.
- 32:45Speaker 4: And I kind of got the crowd going. And at
- 32:48Speaker 4: that moment, that high that I got from people just
- 32:50Speaker 4: being like, oh, shit, yeah, and putting their hands.
- 32:52Speaker 1: Up like, keep going.
- 32:54Speaker 4: Like, that's the kind of high you can't get off weed.
- 32:56Speaker 2: Or crack or heroin or nothing. Nothing compares to that
- 32:59Speaker 2: kind of drug.
- 33:00Speaker 6: And after that, I kind of just chased it.
- 33:01Speaker 4: And then I eventually met Cottonmouth Kings, and they put
- 33:05Speaker 4: me the fuck on.
- 33:05Speaker 2: That's what's up.
- 33:06Speaker 4: And I got to do tours with, like, Tech N9ne,
- 33:08Speaker 4: Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, ICP, all kinds of crazy ass shit.
- 33:12Speaker 1: Damn, bro. I mean, like, what's the craziest tour shit
- 33:16Speaker 1: that's happened to you, bro? Like, because I imagine you
- 33:18Speaker 1: being a part of a movement that kind of just originated, like,
- 33:21Speaker 1: at that time, you know, and you being, like, Right
- 33:23Speaker 1: there with it, like, you probably got to see some
- 33:25Speaker 1: crazy shit, you know? Yeah. You know what?
- 33:28Speaker 6: I'm going to give a shout-out to Pakalika, too. Rest
- 33:31Speaker 6: in peace. He passed away.
- 33:33Speaker 4: He's the man. He's the man. He used to run
- 33:36Speaker 4: the clubs down here.
- 33:37Speaker 6: B-Real knows him pretty good.
- 33:39Speaker 4: And had on tour with him, that fool would have
- 33:42Speaker 4: a line of bitches outside the tour bus. I'm talking
- 33:45Speaker 4: 13 to 14 chicks, and he'd be like, yo, Chucky,
- 33:48Speaker 4: get the next one. And you come up there and
- 33:51Speaker 4: you'll get the next one. And he was just a
- 33:53Speaker 4: circle of bitches to the point where he's like, all right,
- 33:56Speaker 4: I'm done. And then at the end of the night,
- 33:57Speaker 4: there's like all these extra bitches that haven't done nothing.
- 33:59Speaker 1: So he's like, let's go.
- 34:01Speaker 6: And it was just a big party every night, every
- 34:04Speaker 6: different town.
- 34:04Speaker 1: All right, so what did he round them up for?
- 34:06Speaker 1: For a video or just to kick it?
- 34:08Speaker 6: Suck his dick, lick his balls, fuck him, suck him.
- 34:12Speaker 1: It was on and cracking with Pogalika, man. Damn, man,
- 34:16Speaker 1: how come B-Roll never mentions this guy, though?
- 34:18Speaker 4: Right?
- 34:19Speaker 1: Is he still partying, though? Pac? Yeah.
- 34:21Speaker 4: Pac passed away, probably, I want to say about four
- 34:24Speaker 4: or five years ago.
- 34:24Speaker 1: He's partying in heaven now.
- 34:25Speaker 4: Yeah, and he was like a pop blocker, so he
- 34:28Speaker 4: was part of the band, but he was their dancer,
- 34:29Speaker 4: and he would wear a mask.
- 34:30Speaker 6: He had a whole little stigma about him that was
- 34:33Speaker 6: super sick, and he was.
- 34:34Speaker 4: Before Jabberwockies? Before Jabberwockies, dog. For sure, way before them.
- 34:39Speaker 4: He was legendary around these parts.
- 34:41Speaker 1: Damn, bro, and this fool would just fucking have mad
- 34:43Speaker 1: bitches over and over again.
- 34:45Speaker 6: For sure, but yeah, Tor's nuts.
- 34:47Speaker 1: Like.
- 34:48Speaker 4: You really put your life on the line when you
- 34:50Speaker 4: drive on the freeway anywhere you go. But put that
- 34:53Speaker 4: shit on a big bus with a bunch of equipment.
- 34:55Speaker 2: Long distance.
- 34:57Speaker 1: Stoned or drunk.
- 34:58Speaker 4: And then you're barreling down the freeway to different cities
- 35:00Speaker 4: every night.
- 35:01Speaker 6: It's a gamble.
- 35:02Speaker 1: Well, yeah. Cops. You guys got fucking fucked with the cops?
- 35:08Speaker 4: Yeah. A bunch of times.
- 35:09Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 35:10Speaker 4: I can remember an instance where the cops pulled the
- 35:13Speaker 4: bus over. And we hid the bong and the weed
- 35:17Speaker 4: underneath the trash can thing. So like the dogs just
- 35:19Speaker 4: smelled trash and they walked right past it.
- 35:21Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 35:21Speaker 6: And when they left, it was celebration. Like we still
- 35:25Speaker 6: got our bong.
- 35:25Speaker 4: We took that shit on stage and the homie ripped
- 35:27Speaker 4: it out on stage that night. So, and we talked
- 35:29Speaker 4: about it, but it was cool.
- 35:30Speaker 1: What state was this?
- 35:33Speaker 4: Fuck, I can't even, I don't even recall what state
- 35:35Speaker 4: that was. But I know this one tour, I was
- 35:38Speaker 4: on a band called OPM and this dude Big B.
- 35:42Speaker 4: We were in a van, and the van was wrapped with, like,
- 35:44Speaker 4: everyone's sponsors and everything, and we're coming through Arizona, and
- 35:49Speaker 4: we look like some bad kids, you know?
- 35:51Speaker 6: So we got stopped.
- 35:52Speaker 1: We got stopped.
- 35:53Speaker 4: We were going through a checkpoint, and we got stopped
- 35:56Speaker 4: for sure, and I had all my stash in one
- 35:58Speaker 4: of those little stash things.
- 35:59Speaker 6: It was a Coke can with a.
- 36:00Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I remember those. Oh, my God, those were
- 36:02Speaker 1: fucking throwback as fuck. Did you ever have one of those, G?
- 36:05Speaker 1: I did.
- 36:06Speaker 2: I had one of those.
- 36:07Speaker 1: Well, you still use it in your car? Not in
- 36:09Speaker 1: my car, no. You know what, though? I would carry
- 36:13Speaker 1: that shit when I was. But you know what? That's
- 36:15Speaker 1: crazy that, like, that would be enough to suffice you
- 36:19Speaker 1: when you're, like, barely getting into it. Like, me, like,
- 36:22Speaker 1: I could have, like, my different stash in there, and
- 36:24Speaker 1: that'd be cool enough to smoke. Like, now I need
- 36:26Speaker 1: a fucking tackle box. Like, it's fucked up. Like, I
- 36:29Speaker 1: need a tackle box. Fucking B-Roll over here. Fucking he
- 36:32Speaker 1: showed up with a tackle box, and I was like, man.
- 36:34Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to show him up.
- 36:36Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, you got to go ahead.
- 36:37Speaker 6: Well, my case was, it was old as shit.
- 36:39Speaker 4: So it was all bent up.
- 36:40Speaker 1: It looked suspect as fuck.
- 36:42Speaker 4: So we're going through a checkpoint and one of our
- 36:44Speaker 4: homeboys had like dreadlocks. They wanted to check him for sure.
- 36:47Speaker 4: He was African.
- 36:48Speaker 6: So they were on him just straight up.
- 36:51Speaker 4: And I walked out with my Coke can full of
- 36:54Speaker 4: bud and a bag of chips. Like, all right, I'm
- 36:55Speaker 4: going to have a snack by the Saturday. I started
- 36:57Speaker 4: eating the chips and my mouth was all full of chips.
- 36:59Speaker 4: And cops were looking at me like, why isn't he
- 37:01Speaker 4: opening the soda? And I was like, fuck, I'm just
- 37:03Speaker 4: going to. And then they let us go. So I
- 37:07Speaker 4: grabbed my soda can, went back in the fucking van,
- 37:09Speaker 4: popped it open, we started smoking, celebrating, and all of
- 37:12Speaker 4: a sudden another checkpoint came.
- 37:14Speaker 1: And they were like, fuck, put it out. I told
- 37:17Speaker 1: you not to do it.
- 37:18Speaker 4: Then I guess they radioed in to the other truck
- 37:21Speaker 4: suspects and they were like, yo, they're cool.
- 37:23Speaker 6: We just checked in. So they let us go. Thank God.
- 37:26Speaker 4: But it is a gamble out.
- 37:29Speaker 1: There. Damn, that's fucking nuts, man. I mean, you know what?
- 37:32Speaker 1: Especially like What year would you say this is going on?
- 37:36Speaker 4: That was probably 2004.
- 37:37Speaker 3: Yeah, that's when everyone was still fucking with people for
- 37:43Speaker 3: smoking weed.
- 37:44Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, and then you get into states like Texas.
- 37:46Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, they don't fuck around. Man, it's a fucking
- 37:49Speaker 2: war zone.
- 37:49Speaker 1: You know what's the worst fucking state to fucking get
- 37:51Speaker 1: caught in? I would say right now because I have
- 37:53Speaker 1: a friend that fucking for a quarter ounce, like seven grams,
- 37:59Speaker 1: they're trying to charge him with the intent to distribute
- 38:02Speaker 1: 25 pounds or more Where at? In Oklahoma. In Oklahoma? Yep,
- 38:06Speaker 1: so I'm just going to go ahead and say fuck Oklahoma. Yeah,
- 38:09Speaker 1: I'll say fuck Oklahoma, too.
- 38:10Speaker 6: You put all the bitches in that state together, you
- 38:12Speaker 6: might get a full set of teeth.
- 38:14Speaker 1: Damn!
- 38:19Speaker 6: No, but there are some homies out in Oklahoma.
- 38:21Speaker 4: Don't trip.
- 38:21Speaker 1: We love you. Hey, I mean, is Oklahoma a state?
- 38:24Speaker 1: Or is that a city? Where the fuck is that shit?
- 38:26Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 38:26Speaker 1: It's a state. It's a state, yeah. No way. Oklahoma
- 38:30Speaker 1: is a state?
- 38:30Speaker 4: Oklahoma is a state, and Oklahoma City is like a city. Yeah.
- 38:33Speaker 1: You know what? I bet you didn't even have a
- 38:35Speaker 1: fucking team, bro. What do you got, Oklahoma fucking haters?
- 38:38Speaker 2: Yeah, Oklahoma City Thunder.
- 38:41Speaker 1: Is that where that's at? Yeah, OKC. Yeah, yeah.
- 38:44Speaker 2: That's about it, though.
- 38:46Speaker 1: Oh, damn. That's where that's at. Yeah. Hey, but I mean,
- 38:49Speaker 1: I can see why motherfuckers out there getting in trouble, though.
- 38:52Speaker 4: Tattooing out there was super illegal for a long time, too.
- 38:55Speaker 4: I was on tour with this dude, Big B, who's
- 38:57Speaker 4: Heart and Huntington Tattoo Company, and our trailer was all...
- 39:01Speaker 4: hooked up with a tattoo on it, so the cops
- 39:03Speaker 4: pulled us over right away, and they're like, give us
- 39:05Speaker 4: your tattoo gun. They were like, we're rappers.
- 39:07Speaker 1: It's just a trailer. And I was like, what's going on?
- 39:09Speaker 4: So Oklahoma was illegal to tattoo, for sure. They were
- 39:12Speaker 4: up on their arms about that shit. I don't know
- 39:14Speaker 4: how it is nowadays, but.
- 39:16Speaker 1: Hey, Sheiky, is that true?
- 39:18Speaker 3: Oklahoma City, yeah, that's the minor league fucking club for
- 39:21Speaker 3: the Dodgers.
- 39:21Speaker 1: Oklahoma City Dodgers?
- 39:23Speaker 4: That would be a cool hat. I'd wrap it.
- 39:25Speaker 1: Would you wear that hat, Chicky?
- 39:27Speaker 2: No, I would not.
- 39:29Speaker 1: Damn. I mean, because he's a hardcore fucking Dodger fan. Yeah,
- 39:32Speaker 1: that's what I'm.
- 39:32Speaker 6: Saying because it still says Dodgers, but.
- 39:35Speaker 2: Fuck Oklahoma City. Yeah, fuck Oklahoma City, man.
- 39:39Speaker 1: That shit is fucking crazy. Oh, you know what?
- 39:41Speaker 4: Rest in peace to everyone that died at Oklahoma City, too.
- 39:44Speaker 6: You ever heard about that shit?
- 39:45Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 39:46Speaker 5: Do you know what.
- 39:46Speaker 1: Happened with that? No, what happened up there?
- 39:48Speaker 4: I think it's Timothy McVeigh's name.
- 39:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 39:51Speaker 4: But he was like a fucking military savage, I guess,
- 39:54Speaker 4: and things went wrong with him and the government, and
- 39:56Speaker 4: then a big shooting happened down in Ruby Ridge. So
- 40:00Speaker 4: he plotted up to get a big-ass fucking budget truck
- 40:03Speaker 4: and fill it full of explosive and park it right
- 40:06Speaker 4: in front of a big building where the FBI and
- 40:08Speaker 4: CIA headquarters meetings and faxes came in, and he blew
- 40:12Speaker 4: that motherfucker up.
- 40:14Speaker 1: But what sucks is there.
- 40:15Speaker 4: Was also levels of daycare, so there was a bunch
- 40:17Speaker 4: of kids and little kids.
- 40:20Speaker 1: Yeah, what year is this shit?
- 40:22Speaker 2: It's like the early 90s.
- 40:23Speaker 1: Oh, damn. That's when all the fools were bombing like crazy.
- 40:25Speaker 1: It was crazy. Yeah, remember that one fool, the Unabomber
- 40:28Speaker 1: and shit?
- 40:28Speaker 4: Unabomber was crazy.
- 40:29Speaker 1: All through the 90s and shit? Fuck yeah. I just
- 40:31Speaker 1: watched that.
- 40:32Speaker 4: Documentary on Netflix about the Unabomber.
- 40:34Speaker 1: Hey, you know what's crazy? That one motherfucker that got away.
- 40:36Speaker 1: What is it? The Zodiac Killer? What? Yeah. That fool
- 40:40Speaker 1: was the trippiest one, dog.
- 40:42Speaker 4: He'd leave little messages after he killed someone and shit.
- 40:44Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. That's like the Riddler, bro. Yeah. You know
- 40:46Speaker 1: what I mean? Like, this fool would leave riddles and shit. Like,
- 40:50Speaker 1: sticks and stones. You feel them the rest, motherfucker. Like,
- 40:54Speaker 1: what do I got to do? You put the left
- 40:55Speaker 1: two fucking fingers here.
- 40:56Speaker 4: Kill people around their birthdays, I think, with their Zodiac sign.
- 40:59Speaker 4: There was a deep message in that fool's killer.
- 41:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 41:02Speaker 6: Killer-ness or whatever the hell the fuck he said.
- 41:03Speaker 1: That fool was like... Like, the Saw killer meets, what
- 41:07Speaker 1: is it, Richard Ramirez, because he was, like, some dark shit,
- 41:11Speaker 1: but he was tactical about this shit. Like, this fool
- 41:13Speaker 1: will research you. You know how that fool from fucking Saw,
- 41:15Speaker 1: that fool will only get fools that were fucking up,
- 41:17Speaker 1: like an authority figure that was doing some dirty shit.
- 41:19Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, that's what's dope about that movie.
- 41:20Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what was dope about him, but, like, that
- 41:22Speaker 1: fool just went all out. Stand on that gore, man. Yeah.
- 41:25Speaker 1: Are you still fucking, obviously, you're still doing music, but
- 41:27Speaker 1: you have an upcoming project, right?
- 41:29Speaker 4: Yeah, actually, I had a project just come out last Saturday.
- 41:33Speaker 1: Damn, last Saturday.
- 41:34Speaker 6: Last Saturday.
- 41:36Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's kind of hard because, like,
- 41:38Speaker 1: you're kind of, I see, I mean, I follow you
- 41:40Speaker 1: and I see you balancing two different lives. Like, you know,
- 41:43Speaker 1: you obviously just, you had a kid recently. Congratulations. Yeah.
- 41:46Speaker 6: And I got fucking engaged. Shout out to my fiance, Raquel.
- 41:49Speaker 2: Congrats for that, dude.
- 41:51Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
- 41:52Speaker 6: And my 10-year-old, too, Charlie boy.
- 41:53Speaker 1: You know, he's one of the few people that actually
- 41:56Speaker 1: sounds excited about it. You know what I'm saying? Like,
- 41:58Speaker 1: when a lot of people say, like, I want to
- 41:59Speaker 1: get married. Like, you know when A-Rod said it, he
- 42:01Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I'm going to get married.
- 42:02Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm getting married and stuff, you know?
- 42:05Speaker 1: Yeah, like, fucking Chuck's like, hell yeah.
- 42:06Speaker 4: Well, think about it. You know, I've been on the
- 42:08Speaker 4: bus with Pakalika, so I've been there, done that.
- 42:10Speaker 1: Hell yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
- 42:12Speaker 6: I'm a little older, too, so I'm settling down.
- 42:14Speaker 1: How old are you?
- 42:15Speaker 6: I just turned 38 last month.
- 42:17Speaker 1: Oh, damn. You've known Sammy for a minute, too, right?
- 42:21Speaker 4: Sammy's a fucking gangster.
- 42:22Speaker 1: Don't let him fool you. That fool is a G.
- 42:24Speaker 4: Hell yeah, I know Sammy.
- 42:25Speaker 6: He's fucking nuts.
- 42:26Speaker 1: He's babysitting my kids, too. What the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 42:29Speaker 1: He's babysitting my kids. Check this out.
- 42:31Speaker 4: That fool, one night, we came home, and he was
- 42:35Speaker 4: sick as shit.
- 42:36Speaker 1: Like, I got the swine flu.
- 42:39Speaker 4: The hot pockets are tainted, dude. I got the swine flu.
- 42:43Speaker 6: I was like, well, the kids ate them. They're not sick.
- 42:45Speaker 1: Right, hold up. This motherfucker.
- 42:50Speaker 4: The nine-year-old or something was like, yeah, Sammy drank that
- 42:54Speaker 4: vase you have on the counter up there.
- 42:56Speaker 1: It's the bong.
- 42:58Speaker 4: He drank the bong water in front of his homies. Well,
- 43:00Speaker 4: he had his homies with him. He drank the bong water.
- 43:02Speaker 4: Sammy drank it? Sammy drank it. And the little kids
- 43:05Speaker 4: put him on blast about it. So that bong water
- 43:09Speaker 4: had been sitting for a long time. There's probably mosquito larvae.
- 43:14Speaker 1: Larvae.
- 43:15Speaker 4: And homie got sick as fuck and went to the hospital.
- 43:18Speaker 4: They fucking did him dirty in the stomach or whatever.
- 43:21Speaker 4: And he called me and told me he wanted to
- 43:23Speaker 4: leave there, but he was underage at the time. So
- 43:25Speaker 4: he was like, we were like his legal guardian at
- 43:27Speaker 4: the time. So he fucking escaped from the fucking place.
- 43:32Speaker 4: The next thing you know, I'm sleeping and I hear
- 43:33Speaker 4: someone going, coughing. I'm like, is that that fool? And
- 43:38Speaker 4: I go down there and he's back at the pad, dude.
- 43:42Speaker 4: And people would fuck in the hospital. Like, if he
- 43:44Speaker 4: doesn't come back, we're sending warrants out for your arrest.
- 43:46Speaker 4: I'm like, Sammy, pull it together. Putting him on blast
- 43:49Speaker 4: right now.
- 43:50Speaker 6: But, yeah, I know him.
- 43:51Speaker 1: He's the shit. Hey, Sammy, you want to drink this
- 43:52Speaker 1: fucking bong water?
- 43:53Speaker 2: What's up, Toppy?
- 43:56Speaker 1: Yeah, what's up, Toppy? You want to drink this bong? Look,
- 43:58Speaker 1: he walked away. Like, fuck you. Like, hey, Raz, dude.
- 44:02Speaker 1: I was like, damn, for the longest, bro, like, Raz, dude, like,
- 44:06Speaker 1: you know who's up there, our B-Roll TV scumbag. What
- 44:09Speaker 1: is it, like? He, for the most part, you know,
- 44:13Speaker 1: actually did a bong water challenge. Bring it in here. Yeah,
- 44:15Speaker 1: bring it in. What is it? You bring it in here.
- 44:17Speaker 1: We made him drink bong water after everybody hit it. But, like,
- 44:20Speaker 1: that shit is disgusting, man. Oh, yeah. He drank that.
- 44:24Speaker 1: How old were you, Sammy, when you drank that shit?
- 44:25Speaker 1: I think I was, like, 14. 14?
- 44:27Speaker 4: No, no, no, no.
- 44:28Speaker 1: He's probably.
- 44:29Speaker 4: He's probably 16 at least because he had to be
- 44:32Speaker 4: legal age to watch the kids at the time.
- 44:35Speaker 1: I like Chuck. I like that Chuck's like, no, no,
- 44:40Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. Let's speak something. Woo, shout out
- 44:43Speaker 1: to fucking. We got his tape on that? Who did
- 44:46Speaker 1: we shout out? I was like, oh, no, no, no.
- 44:47Speaker 1: I was like, look. Hold on, I was going to say,
- 44:50Speaker 1: if there's tape on this motherfucker, which I know there isn't,
- 44:52Speaker 1: but because you know what, bro? When I first attempted
- 44:55Speaker 1: to roll a joint at a kickback, what is it like?
- 44:59Speaker 1: We didn't know how to close it, so yeah, we
- 45:00Speaker 1: put tape on that shit. You know, you're in high
- 45:04Speaker 1: school and shit. Some rookie shit, but fucking, yo, who
- 45:07Speaker 1: do we shout out, bro?
- 45:08Speaker 4: That's Lost Boys Farms right there.
- 45:11Speaker 1: Lost Boys Farms right here. They did this fucking big-ass
- 45:13Speaker 1: blunt right here. Jesus.
- 45:16Speaker 6: I think there's Paris OG in there.
- 45:20Speaker 1: It has to be some OG to make it. That's
- 45:22Speaker 1: what I like.
- 45:23Speaker 6: I like Indica, buddy.
- 45:24Speaker 1: Same here. It works, okay?
- 45:29Speaker 4: But yeah, my project just came out, a little side
- 45:32Speaker 4: project I got.
- 45:33Speaker 6: It's called the Nomads.
- 45:35Speaker 1: Nomads?
- 45:36Speaker 4: The Nomads.
- 45:37Speaker 1: Nomads? What does that stand for? What does Nomads mean?
- 45:40Speaker 4: Nomads are people that kind of like roam the earth
- 45:42Speaker 4: and don't really have a home and they just fucking
- 45:44Speaker 4: pin it wherever they want to go and may come
- 45:46Speaker 4: here and move here.
- 45:47Speaker 1: Is that where the term Nomads Land comes from? Yeah,
- 45:49Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 45:49Speaker 4: Nomads Land is usually where no one's at.
- 45:51Speaker 3: Oh.
- 45:51Speaker 4: But Nomads are people that kind.
- 45:53Speaker 6: Of move around the map and don't really have a home.
- 45:56Speaker 1: Nomads? Hey Raz dude, you fucking nomad.
- 45:58Speaker 4: Well yeah, it's the homeboy DRP. He's an OG from
- 46:04Speaker 4: like Primer 55, all rock band. And then Insane Poetry,
- 46:09Speaker 4: legendary horrorcore rapper, fucking from like the 80s and shit.
- 46:14Speaker 1: Dope as fuck.
- 46:14Speaker 4: So I did a little project with him and then,
- 46:16Speaker 4: what does horrorcore mean? Horrorcore is like, you ever heard
- 46:19Speaker 4: of Necro?
- 46:19Speaker 1: Yeah, like the awful raps about dead bodies and shit
- 46:22Speaker 1: like that.
- 46:22Speaker 4: Like Necro and like the.
- 46:24Speaker 6: Just dark, morbid raps, you know?
- 46:26Speaker 1: He's got morbid raps. Shout out to Necro, too.
- 46:28Speaker 4: What up, homeboy?
- 46:28Speaker 1: He's watching. Damn, dog. Fucking... That's kind of crazy, dog.
- 46:33Speaker 1: You know, I feel like Sheiky would make... I feel
- 46:36Speaker 1: like Sheiky would make a great horrorcore song.
- 46:38Speaker 2: I get down with that. I listen to all that shit, bro.
- 46:40Speaker 1: Necro.
- 46:40Speaker 4: Yeah, those are the homies, too.
- 46:41Speaker 1: Shout out to all those dudes. Insane Clown Posse.
- 46:44Speaker 4: Sheiky is like.
- 46:45Speaker 1: Sheiky is like.
- 46:47Speaker 3: I feel like instead of mouthwash, Sheiky uses like 98.9
- 46:49Speaker 3: alcohol to wash his mouth because.
- 46:53Speaker 1: He doesn't have no fucking, no filter on that shit.
- 46:55Speaker 1: It's just so raw. He needs to desensitize it of everything. Because, like,
- 46:59Speaker 1: I mean, fuck. Like, you know what I mean? Like,
- 47:01Speaker 1: he could rap some crazy shit. I know if he was, like,
- 47:04Speaker 1: some shit like that. Because we both spit and shit. But, like,
- 47:06Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I just know that he
- 47:08Speaker 1: could fucking get down on some shit like that. Because, like,
- 47:10Speaker 1: that's a certain. It's like we had the homie, what
- 47:13Speaker 1: is it, Michael Flores. He's an actor.
- 47:15Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 47:15Speaker 1: Yeah, he was here last week. And we talked about,
- 47:18Speaker 1: what is it, Cholo Goth, and how it's like a
- 47:20Speaker 1: new genre, but it's still like... Oh, I've seen that before.
- 47:22Speaker 1: I tripped out. Yeah, Prayers. Prayers. Yeah. That's just dope. Yeah, see, like,
- 47:26Speaker 1: you know, it's like a combination of, like, that kind of, like, some, like,
- 47:29Speaker 1: not necessarily horror shit, but, like, almost gothic. Yeah. And, like,
- 47:32Speaker 1: some gangster shit, bro. Yeah, those play.
- 47:34Speaker 6: They're about it, too.
- 47:35Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 47:35Speaker 6: I don't know personally, but I do a little research.
- 47:37Speaker 2: Cholo Goth.
- 47:38Speaker 1: Yeah, like, they're active, dog. You know what I mean? Like,
- 47:41Speaker 1: they're really active. Like, Fumé look like he's a villain, dog.
- 47:43Speaker 4: And he.
- 47:44Speaker 6: I think that dude's with, I've seen him on the internet.
- 47:46Speaker 6: He's with Kat Von D.
- 47:48Speaker 1: Yeah. That's dope.
- 47:49Speaker 6: Shout out to them.
- 47:50Speaker 1: Yeah, man. That's it. So you have, like, you're doing
- 47:53Speaker 1: a lot of collaborations with, what's, are you, is that, like,
- 47:58Speaker 1: what the genre that you do? Like, what would you consider?
- 48:01Speaker 1: Are you just a straight rapper? I don't know.
- 48:02Speaker 4: Like, I came into it underneath, like, rappers like Snoop
- 48:06Speaker 4: Dogg or, like, Daz and Grubb and the Dog.
- 48:08Speaker 6: Pound and just West Coast gangster rap.
- 48:10Speaker 4: You know what I mean? I'm a white boy, but
- 48:11Speaker 4: I grew up around, like, fucking essays and gangsters and
- 48:15Speaker 4: fucking 10 minutes from compton so i was around all
- 48:17Speaker 4: that shit and a beach boy but my neighborhood's about
- 48:21Speaker 4: it south bay shout out to south bay redondo beach
- 48:23Speaker 4: north side redondo burl street all that shit you know
- 48:25Speaker 4: what it is oh yeah they're about it you know
- 48:27Speaker 4: so we're fucking gangsters it was gangster shit so we
- 48:30Speaker 4: talked about gangster shit so that's why when i kind
- 48:33Speaker 4: of came into cotton out there like more peace love
- 48:35Speaker 4: and happiness and i was like cool i could probably
- 48:37Speaker 4: get with them because i'm not necessarily talking about like I'm, like,
- 48:41Speaker 4: hugging trees or something, you know? I'm, like, fucking gouge
- 48:44Speaker 4: your eyes out. You know what I mean?
- 48:46Speaker 1: But I've never killed no one.
- 48:47Speaker 6: But I'll rap about it.
- 48:48Speaker 4: Fucking shit. Well, yeah, Nomads, and then I'm doing a
- 48:53Speaker 4: solo record, finally, too, The Hench Lord. And then shout
- 48:57Speaker 4: out to Scott Free.
- 48:58Speaker 1: When's that coming out?
- 48:59Speaker 4: The Hench Lord one?
- 49:00Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not putting a date on that.
- 49:01Speaker 4: I got, like, songs racked up from about 2008. 2006,
- 49:07Speaker 4: I've been making music. So I have solo songs from
- 49:09Speaker 4: 2006 that I'm going to reboot and finally put it
- 49:12Speaker 4: all together, because I've been a part of different record
- 49:13Speaker 4: labels that didn't really pan out. And nowadays, you don't
- 49:16Speaker 4: even need a record label, as long as you got
- 49:18Speaker 4: a computer, a microphone and a little fan base, you
- 49:21Speaker 4: can get it cracking.
- 49:22Speaker 1: Your fan base is pretty active too, bro. Like your people,
- 49:25Speaker 1: like you released a fucking t-shirt and fools go crazy
- 49:27Speaker 1: over it. I seen your comments. Yeah.
- 49:30Speaker 4: That goes apart with, uh, work with bands like Cottonmouth Kings.
- 49:33Speaker 4: Cause they signed a bunch of acts and, and people
- 49:35Speaker 4: wanted to get with that suburban noise records. Cause they
- 49:37Speaker 4: had a built in fan base. Like, Like bands like
- 49:40Speaker 4: Linkin Park?
- 49:41Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 49:42Speaker 4: Their first tour was with Cottonmouth Kings.
- 49:44Speaker 1: Oh, damn. So that's when they had that diehard fucking
- 49:46Speaker 1: fan base. After that, they blew the fuck up. Never
- 49:49Speaker 1: called those dudes again.
- 49:50Speaker 4: Fuck.
- 49:52Speaker 1: Just saying. That tastes good. Hey, that shit tastes fucking good.
- 49:56Speaker 1: What is it? First house part? What is it? Hold up, though.
- 50:00Speaker 1: That's Lost Boys Farm. Lost Boys Farm, man. That shit
- 50:04Speaker 1: is tasty, dog. Like, even with a blunt, that shit
- 50:06Speaker 1: tastes fucking good, dog. Sammy, can I get some more vodka? Sammy. Sammy.
- 50:11Speaker 1: Can I get some more vodka?
- 50:12Speaker 2: Toppy.
- 50:14Speaker 1: Toppy. So, I mean, aside from that, I mean, fuck,
- 50:19Speaker 1: you've known Sammy for a long time, man. Like, I
- 50:22Speaker 1: was like, this is crazy. I was like, is Sammy just,
- 50:24Speaker 1: you know, he fucking, he's pretty much here now, you know?
- 50:27Speaker 6: That's dope.
- 50:28Speaker 4: Yeah, man. I remember one time he didn't know what
- 50:30Speaker 4: he was going to do.
- 50:30Speaker 6: Dead or in jail, homie, straight up. I gave him
- 50:32Speaker 6: a lot of talks.
- 50:33Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
- 50:34Speaker 1: I didn't see him have.
- 50:35Speaker 4: Literally a father figure, so I gave him some talks,
- 50:37Speaker 4: but he was young. I mean, hard-headed, but He got
- 50:41Speaker 4: it himself. Look, he's doing some shit now.
- 50:43Speaker 1: I imagine he's a very much calmer version of himself now,
- 50:46Speaker 1: especially around us, because some of the people that he knows,
- 50:51Speaker 1: when they say what's up to them or you don't
- 50:52Speaker 1: expect them to know, it's some fool that has five
- 50:55Speaker 1: tears and you see him walking around a sesh, but
- 50:57Speaker 1: he'll be like, Sammy, what's up? You're like, hey, this
- 51:03Speaker 1: fool looks like he just came out of the pen
- 51:05Speaker 1: from beginning somebody and shit. Yeah. And he, like, remembers
- 51:08Speaker 1: you for some reason. Like, what the fuck? His family's gangsters.
- 51:12Speaker 3: When I first met Sammy, I was, like, hesitant to, like,
- 51:14Speaker 3: approach him and shit. Because I was like, man, this motherfucker's, like,
- 51:17Speaker 3: always mad about something, dog. But it was quite the opposite.
- 51:21Speaker 3: He's cool as fuck.
- 51:22Speaker 1: Shout out to Sammy. He's a good kid. Yeah.
- 51:25Speaker 5: Yeah, man.
- 51:25Speaker 1: I mean, is there any collabs you plan to have
- 51:27Speaker 1: in that henchman project?
- 51:29Speaker 4: You know what? I'm trying, what's up, let's get some
- 51:32Speaker 4: shit cracking with you guys, like, I'm all about networking,
- 51:35Speaker 4: that's one thing on my platform, I've always, like, opened
- 51:37Speaker 4: doors for other artists, you know what I mean, never
- 51:39Speaker 4: been a dick about shit, unless you're an asshole and
- 51:41Speaker 4: you're whack or something, I'll, like, shun you, but I'm
- 51:44Speaker 4: humble as fuck, dude, I got lucky how I got
- 51:46Speaker 4: put on, so.
- 51:47Speaker 1: I'm down to get down with everybody. Fuck, you heard
- 51:49Speaker 1: it here, we have an in-house studio here, so, we're
- 51:51Speaker 1: gonna be, we don't smoke the same, we'll collab with
- 51:53Speaker 1: Chucky Chuck.
- 51:54Speaker 4: There it is.
- 51:55Speaker 1: Yep. Shit happens when you put it out there, so.
- 51:58Speaker 1: You know, that'd be cool, man, because we rap.
- 52:01Speaker 6: I saw you guys' last one, too, the video with
- 52:03Speaker 6: that Biggie remix.
- 52:03Speaker 1: That shit is fresh as fuck. Thank you, man. I'm
- 52:05Speaker 1: with that kind of shit, so I'm down to do
- 52:07Speaker 1: a song. It was originally fucking Sheiky's track, and then
- 52:11Speaker 1: shout out to Sheik for fucking, you know, he was like, yo,
- 52:13Speaker 1: let's do this shit.
- 52:14Speaker 4: Hand it on down, huh?
- 52:16Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 52:17Speaker 4: That's called a fourth quarter Hail Mary or what?
- 52:21Speaker 2: I mean, I figured it.
- 52:25Speaker 3: He has a good fucking following, and then combine it
- 52:27Speaker 3: with both of ours, I mean, it only makes sense to.
- 52:30Speaker 2: Now, were you on.
- 52:31Speaker 4: I played a show with you a couple years ago
- 52:32Speaker 4: at the High Life Festival.
- 52:34Speaker 1: Yeah. Was he... Were you on the... Yeah, we did.
- 52:36Speaker 4: Yeah, I met you before.
- 52:37Speaker 1: That's right. Okay. Didn't recognize you. Hey, was that the
- 52:39Speaker 1: one where Dialated Peoples opened up for us?
- 52:42Speaker 2: No, that was Abracadabra.
- 52:45Speaker 1: That's right, dog. Shout out to High Life, too.
- 52:46Speaker 6: That was a dope-ass festival.
- 52:47Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a good lineup, man.
- 52:49Speaker 1: Yeah, I was stoked to be able to do that. Yep.
- 52:52Speaker 6: Although I didn't know MTV was in the house, and
- 52:53Speaker 6: I was like.
- 52:54Speaker 1: Fuck MTV. MTV was in the house? Yeah, they were
- 52:57Speaker 1: filming Burner. There was some camera right there, and I
- 53:00Speaker 1: was like, fuck MTV.
- 53:00Speaker 2: Yeah, they were following him around that whole day.
- 53:02Speaker 1: But I didn't know it was MTV. And I don't
- 53:03Speaker 1: give a fuck, fuck MTV.
- 53:06Speaker 4: But yeah, I got some other projects.
- 53:07Speaker 1: It's not like they're about the music anymore.
- 53:09Speaker 4: Nah, fuck no. Shout out to the homeboy Scott Free, too.
- 53:11Speaker 4: I'm doing an album with him. He's an upcoming artist.
- 53:14Speaker 4: South Bay's Most Wanted. Be on the lookout for that, too.
- 53:16Speaker 4: I'm going to work on that first. We're going to
- 53:18Speaker 4: get that cracking, and then I'm going to finish up
- 53:19Speaker 4: the solo records.
- 53:21Speaker 1: Scott Free, he just got a new song with Kasky.
- 53:22Speaker 6: He's on some shit.
- 53:23Speaker 1: You know, you got, like, just right off the top,
- 53:26Speaker 1: you got, like, four or five different projects you, like,
- 53:29Speaker 1: featured on. It's crazy, which makes a lot of sense, like,
- 53:32Speaker 1: why your fan base, you know, like, is loyal to
- 53:34Speaker 1: you the way it is because they see the versatility,
- 53:36Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, it's hard for an
- 53:38Speaker 1: artist to put on different shoes, like, you know, because
- 53:41Speaker 1: if you're good at something and people like it, like,
- 53:44Speaker 1: they expect you to have that shit. So when you
- 53:45Speaker 1: try to branch out differently, that's why it's, like, You know,
- 53:48Speaker 1: when me and Sheik rap, it's completely different because, like,
- 53:51Speaker 1: I really like more of that trap, new current shit.
- 53:54Speaker 1: And the homie keeps it, like, straight fucking, you know, like, boom, bap,
- 53:58Speaker 1: spitter shit. So it's like, I learned a lot. And
- 54:00Speaker 1: it's like, whenever I make that transition, like, the unbelievable song,
- 54:03Speaker 1: I didn't, like, people don't really expect me to spit
- 54:06Speaker 1: like that. They didn't. That's why they were just like,
- 54:07Speaker 1: what the fuck?
- 54:08Speaker 6: It was dope.
- 54:08Speaker 1: It was like, he's not rapping about, you know, fucking
- 54:11Speaker 1: selling packs or some shit, you know? Yeah, but so it's...
- 54:14Speaker 1: It's different, man, but you do have a good versatility,
- 54:17Speaker 1: and I think.
- 54:17Speaker 6: That's... Yeah, and I'll be honest.
- 54:18Speaker 4: I'm a fucking.
- 54:19Speaker 6: I'm a lazy artist.
- 54:21Speaker 1: A lazy artist? I'm a lazy artist, man.
- 54:23Speaker 4: Like, a lot of these cats make fucking 100 songs, like,
- 54:25Speaker 4: but I'm gonna put it out there.
- 54:26Speaker 6: Like, I'm not, like, all about, like, just doing that.
- 54:29Speaker 4: Like, I don't put my whole entire life depending on
- 54:32Speaker 4: making a fucking single and going platinum. Like, I don't
- 54:34Speaker 4: give a fuck for real. This DGAF shit ain't a game. Like,
- 54:36Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck. Like, I'm doing it for myself.
- 54:39Speaker 4: I'm having fun with it, and whatever happens, it happens.
- 54:41Speaker 4: I do other shit, you know what I mean? But
- 54:43Speaker 4: I got a lot of projects going on because I
- 54:44Speaker 4: have a lot of diapers to fucking change right now.
- 54:46Speaker 1: So it's like... Hell yeah. Get it while you can
- 54:48Speaker 1: get it. I mean, is that your only baby you
- 54:50Speaker 1: got right now? Well, yeah.
- 54:51Speaker 6: My other one's 10 years old, so.
- 54:53Speaker 1: Okay.
- 54:53Speaker 6: He can wipe his own ass.
- 54:54Speaker 1: But he doesn't even do that.
- 54:55Speaker 4: He doesn't even wipe his own ass. He's over there
- 54:58Speaker 4: playing Fortnite all day long.
- 55:01Speaker 1: Oh, man. Well, you know what? He's getting lethargic. Like,
- 55:03Speaker 1: I'm letting him get it until he feels lethargic.
- 55:05Speaker 4: Because I don't live with... He doesn't live with me
- 55:07Speaker 4: all the time, but he's on break right now, so
- 55:08Speaker 4: I have him, but.
- 55:09Speaker 1: Like, it's next week.
- 55:10Speaker 4: I'm pulling him away from that and taking him outside,
- 55:12Speaker 4: and he's just going to be lethargic.
- 55:13Speaker 6: I'm going to teach him a lesson.
- 55:14Speaker 1: Hey, you know what? That's fucking dope, though, man, because, like,
- 55:17Speaker 1: you got to keep that kind of shit. Like, yo, like,
- 55:19Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not a parent, but, like, I would.
- 55:22Speaker 1: I mean, it's cool to like video games. It's cool
- 55:25Speaker 1: to like video games and shit like that, but, like,
- 55:27Speaker 1: you know, when that shit takes control, because, like, I remember, like, Like,
- 55:31Speaker 1: it was almost like a routine that, like, your parents
- 55:34Speaker 1: would always, whenever you were off, you would always find
- 55:35Speaker 1: some kind of sport to get you in. Yep. Some
- 55:37Speaker 1: kind of physical activity.
- 55:38Speaker 2: Yeah, I was always playing sports.
- 55:40Speaker 1: Yeah, like, and it's like, even though, like, I wasn't
- 55:41Speaker 1: good at it, like, or so, or whatever, but, like,
- 55:43Speaker 1: it's like, I was out there.
- 55:44Speaker 3: I mean, don't get me, I had a Super Nintendo
- 55:46Speaker 3: and shit as a kid, but I was always outside still.
- 55:49Speaker 1: Yeah, but, like, we did too, but there was, like,
- 55:50Speaker 1: I would get, I would get monitored. I'd be like,
- 55:52Speaker 1: you got 30 minutes, motherfucker. You know what I mean? Like,
- 55:54Speaker 1: you better make this shit count.
- 55:56Speaker 4: And also, like, uh. underprivileged kids that don't have parents
- 55:59Speaker 4: that can afford or have cars, like, take them places. There's, like, skateboarding,
- 56:03Speaker 4: you know, outside activities, digging in dirt and hitting it
- 56:06Speaker 4: with your bicycle or, like, bouncing a ball with your
- 56:08Speaker 4: homies or just taking it to the park, you know?
- 56:10Speaker 1: Yeah. Shout out to extreme sports, too. That shit's crazy.
- 56:14Speaker 1: Extreme sports? Extreme sports, yeah.
- 56:15Speaker 6: Fucking surfing, skating, snowboarding.
- 56:18Speaker 1: I thought you were just, like, shouting out, like, a
- 56:20Speaker 1: shop or something right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like,
- 56:22Speaker 1: where's that shit at? They got cool shoes or what? Yeah,
- 56:23Speaker 1: shout out to X Games.
- 56:24Speaker 6: Get the homeboy Cole in there.
- 56:26Speaker 1: Yeah, man, fucking, yeah, extreme sports, yeah, I mean, fuck,
- 56:29Speaker 1: I mean, I don't, like, anything that could potentially kill me, I'm, like,
- 56:33Speaker 1: kind of cool on, but, like, you know, I'll play
- 56:34Speaker 1: some soccer or run around, go hiking or some shit.
- 56:37Speaker 6: Play outside if you can.
- 56:38Speaker 1: Yeah, you kind of do have to, because it's, like,
- 56:40Speaker 1: especially in, like, in an age that we live in
- 56:42Speaker 1: where it's, like, everything's kind of processed and, you know, like,
- 56:46Speaker 1: you don't really know what you're ingesting these days. Like,
- 56:49Speaker 1: that shit, if you're for your own food, fucking kill yourself.
- 56:51Speaker 1: Might as well take fucking care of yourself.
- 56:53Speaker 4: The internet is fucking crazy.
- 56:54Speaker 1: Yeah, the internet is a game, dog. It's fucking crazy.
- 56:57Speaker 1: Remember when, like, fucking, what is it, Meat is Murder was, like,
- 57:00Speaker 1: a big fucking deal? You know, like, people were, like,
- 57:02Speaker 1: it was a big fucking thing because, like, they weren't exposed.
- 57:04Speaker 1: Now you see that shit every day on Instagram.
- 57:06Speaker 2: It was.
- 57:06Speaker 1: Like, you know how, like, in the 80s, like. Slaughtering
- 57:10Speaker 1: cows and all that. Yeah, like you didn't really have
- 57:12Speaker 1: the access to that shit like that, but now it's
- 57:14Speaker 1: like the internet changed that shit up and it fucks
- 57:16Speaker 1: you up, bro, because like somebody's like, yo, I heard
- 57:19Speaker 1: Pop-Tarts give you cancer. Somebody will go to the facility,
- 57:22Speaker 1: record that shit, and fucking put that shit on there
- 57:24Speaker 1: and fuck your life up, bro. You'll be like, oh, fuck,
- 57:27Speaker 1: I've been eating this shit for years. I have cancer now.
- 57:29Speaker 1: This is bullshit.
- 57:31Speaker 4: Hey, yo, I want to ask you guys a question.
- 57:32Speaker 4: Can I ask you guys a question?
- 57:33Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead.
- 57:34Speaker 4: Do you guys think the earth is round or flat?
- 57:37Speaker 1: Oh, damn, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Fucking,
- 57:41Speaker 1: you know what? This is rare because usually our guests
- 57:43Speaker 1: don't ask us questions.
- 57:45Speaker 3: I mean, the footages from NASA, those aren't, I mean,
- 57:50Speaker 3: they're not like actual footages, right?
- 57:52Speaker 2: That's what they tell us. It's like pictures.
- 57:55Speaker 6: They're like pictures.
- 57:56Speaker 4: They're like digitally enhanced pictures of a circular motion.
- 58:00Speaker 1: I mean, that's what they say. Those are not real pictures?
- 58:03Speaker 2: I don't know. Even the fucking live footage, I don't know.
- 58:06Speaker 2: I'm going to.
- 58:07Speaker 6: Go out to say I think it's round. I just
- 58:09Speaker 6: think it's round.
- 58:10Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, there's nothing that fucking that show me otherwise.
- 58:14Speaker 1: Exactly. You know what I'm saying? I do want to
- 58:17Speaker 1: believe it's round. But, you know, it's like, fuck, man.
- 58:22Speaker 1: And I hate to give it to the Simpsons, you know.
- 58:25Speaker 3: I mean, I've read all the shit saying that it's
- 58:27Speaker 3: flat and whatever.
- 58:28Speaker 2: But the Simpsons always fucking get it, bro.
- 58:29Speaker 1: Down to everything, bro. Like, down to fucking everything. They've
- 58:34Speaker 1: always hit it right on the fucking dot. And in
- 58:37Speaker 1: the movie, they do mention some shit about it being
- 58:40Speaker 1: like a bubble. You know what I mean? Like a
- 58:41Speaker 1: half a circle.
- 58:43Speaker 3: The movie Men in Black, they fucking mention it being
- 58:45Speaker 3: flat and shit.
- 58:46Speaker 4: People are saying it goes down and this is the
- 58:49Speaker 4: thing and all the stars and planets are there and
- 58:51Speaker 4: we're flat. I don't know, man.
- 58:52Speaker 6: Show me a picture of that and I'll believe it.
- 58:54Speaker 1: I want to see what's at the edge of the earth.
- 58:55Speaker 1: If you go down there and you throw a rock,
- 58:57Speaker 1: where does it go?
- 58:57Speaker 2: Yeah, just show me some real footage of it.
- 58:59Speaker 1: Why can't we see that shit? You know what, though?
- 59:01Speaker 1: It's probably just because there's probably other life, bro. I
- 59:04Speaker 1: keep seeing these fucking You know how like your phone
- 59:07Speaker 1: listens to you so like it knows what to advertise
- 59:09Speaker 1: to you? Yeah. So I was on some, like, you know,
- 59:11Speaker 1: documentary shit, and then I saw this advertisement where, like,
- 59:14Speaker 1: it said sponsored, right? And there was some fucking bullshit
- 59:18Speaker 1: where it was, like, a guy's fucking, like, testimony. I
- 59:22Speaker 1: came in contact with ETs and we were told about them.
- 59:25Speaker 1: And it shows the pictures and you're like, that shit
- 59:27Speaker 1: gives me anxiety, dog. I right clicked and I was like,
- 59:31Speaker 1: don't show me this shit again. I'm sorry for asking that.
- 59:35Speaker 4: I just felt like asking.
- 59:36Speaker 1: That shit fucking tripped me out, dog. It gets deep, dog.
- 59:41Speaker 1: Did you ever fucking come across a time in your
- 59:44Speaker 1: life where you start conspiracy going and going and then
- 59:48Speaker 1: you just start like, You get into your, and you're like, man, fuck.
- 59:52Speaker 1: This is all fuck.
- 59:53Speaker 4: Not until about, I think, 2006, I did a tour
- 59:56Speaker 4: with a band called Head P.E.
- 59:57Speaker 1: You ever heard of them? Yeah, I have.
- 1:00:00Speaker 4: They're pretty fucking dope, dude.
- 1:00:01Speaker 6: Those are homies.
- 1:00:01Speaker 4: Jared, and he was like, yo, you ever seen this shit,
- 1:00:05Speaker 4: Loose Change? And it was the 9-11 conspiracy theory shit.
- 1:00:09Speaker 4: And he put me on the game. And ever since
- 1:00:11Speaker 4: that day, I fucking, I don't fuck with that. I
- 1:00:14Speaker 4: believe that shit is fucked up. There's some fucked up shit.
- 1:00:18Speaker 4: America is fucked. I love the song about it.
- 1:00:22Speaker 6: This shit is fucked.
- 1:00:24Speaker 4: For sure, man.
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: It is. I mean, it is true, though.
- 1:00:28Speaker 4: Well, God bless America. I feel like I wouldn't want
- 1:00:29Speaker 4: to live anywhere else, but shit.
- 1:00:31Speaker 3: Yeah, I love this place, but we are fucked. This
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: place is fucked.
- 1:00:36Speaker 4: Anyway, sorry about that.
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: No, no, no. It's cool.
- 1:00:40Speaker 6: It was my first high of the day.
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: We don't really get to get this fucking detail with
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: a lot of artists. Some artists just strictly like to
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: keep it.
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: No, I like this discussion.
- 1:00:48Speaker 3: I like fucking going a different fucking time.
- 1:00:51Speaker 4: 9-11 was definitely an inside job.
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: I believe it was. Well, yeah, that shit.
- 1:00:55Speaker 4: I'll put my stance on everything. I've never voted in
- 1:00:57Speaker 4: my life. I don't believe in that fucking whole operation.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: I voted for Harambe once. Harambe? Yeah. Oh, that's the monkey? Yeah.
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: Rest in peace. Yeah. Damn, that's crazy. What would you
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: have done in that situation?
- 1:01:10Speaker 6: Like, if there was a kid right there, and that
- 1:01:12Speaker 6: was your kid, what would you want?
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: If that was your kid, it wouldn't be there in.
- 1:01:16Speaker 4: The first place.
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: I understand. Yeah, no, but what do you mean?
- 1:01:18Speaker 4: Like, the kid fell in the thing, and the monkey was, like,
- 1:01:22Speaker 4: playing with the kid, right?
- 1:01:23Speaker 6: And they shot him and killed him?
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, that's what pretty much happened, yeah. I mean, oh, shit,
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: the monkey did start fucking shaking that fool around. Dragged
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: him through the water. He, like, dragged all of them
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: real quick. I mean, fuck, dude.
- 1:01:36Speaker 6: It's a touchy subject.
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: It is. I mean, but, like, at the same time.
- 1:01:38Speaker 4: Paper or plastic.
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: At the same time, it's like, what if that fool
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: tore that little kid's head off? Exactly. Hey, you know what, bro?
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: Fuck that, bro. We're the smartest species. Kill that fool. Like,
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: blast that fool, dog. Like, I don't care, bro. Like,
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: if it comes down to survival shit, dog, fuck that.
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: The instinct is survival of the fittest. And if I
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: have to kill that ape to protect my shit, I'm
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: going to kill that ape.
- 1:02:00Speaker 4: Bringing it back to, like, horror movies and shit, where
- 1:02:02Speaker 4: do you think people get the ideas for fucking half
- 1:02:04Speaker 4: of these crazy-ass movies?
- 1:02:05Speaker 6: Real life.
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, that's the one. Real life situation. That's why
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: I don't fucking deal with the horror. Like, any movie
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: that fucking deals with, like, torture or, like, or fucking, like,
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: hostile type shit, like, I don't like watching it because
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: I know somewhere out there is some sick fuck like
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: Razz Dude taking notes, like.
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: There's some sick fucking people out there.
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: But Rastu knows artistically and watches and follows these pages.
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: Rastu loves that shit.
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: He does, bro. Rastu is weird like that, bro.
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: That's the kind of art he loves.
- 1:02:32Speaker 4: But when the guy gets hit by a car in
- 1:02:35Speaker 4: real life and the shit splits in pieces and his
- 1:02:37Speaker 4: fucking head.
- 1:02:37Speaker 6: Falls off, I'm going to watch it.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: I watch that shit.
- 1:02:41Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: It's kind of like when the dude in Robocop.
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: I do watch all that shit. All the shootings up close. Shootings. Bam.
- 1:02:48Speaker 4: I watch it all.
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: You watch Faces of Death? I think I was seven
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: years old.
- 1:02:53Speaker 4: I got two older brothers that didn't give a fuck either.
- 1:02:56Speaker 4: Shout out to Marcel and Lynn, two of my brothers.
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: Watch this, Chuck. What was your favorite one, Faces of Death?
- 1:03:03Speaker 5: You know what?
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: The one that fucked me up was just all the explosions.
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: I started seeing how it melted people and shit. I
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: was like, oh shit, this isn't real fucking military shit.
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: This is not America. They're testing it on other people.
- 1:03:14Speaker 4: The one I liked was the parachuter that fell into
- 1:03:17Speaker 4: the alligator pit. fuck wow he came in there and
- 1:03:21Speaker 4: then all the shooting ones were always crazy with an
- 1:03:23Speaker 4: envelope guy oh just the train hit by trains yeah
- 1:03:28Speaker 4: bro all that shit rest in peace everybody man.
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: This was like rest in peace everybody but you know
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: what though for a second i was becoming desensitized to
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: it we used to have this thing called the top
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: five for the dr green thumb show and um i
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: used to find like at first like when that at
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: first it was comical right you know like It still is.
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: I mean, you know, like, yeah, at first we're trying
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: to find, like, funny videos. But eventually you start running
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: out of, like, you know, America's funniest home video type shit. So, like,
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: you start looking for shit that's getting views. And then
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: eventually all that shit turned into, like, pretty much faces
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: of death. Like, where, like, people, like, it was, like,
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: a footage of, like, a subway worker in China and
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: the shit and caves in. And he's just like, you know, like.
- 1:04:07Speaker 4: You seen the newest one where that girl took a
- 1:04:09Speaker 4: shit in a lobby?
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: Yeah, she threw it at him and then she wiped
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: her ass.
- 1:04:13Speaker 4: You know what I thought as soon as I saw
- 1:04:15Speaker 4: that one? I was like, man, she does give a shit.
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: She does give a shit.
- 1:04:18Speaker 4: That was fucking nasty, man.
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: Yeah, man. That shit is crazy. Remember when we used
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: to have videos of this shit when animals attack? Yeah.
- 1:04:30Speaker 3: That ain't shit, though, compared to.
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: I bet you there was a lot of that footage
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: that they didn't get to show you. Mm-hmm. You know
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: what I mean?
- 1:04:38Speaker 4: I would always pause it and then, like, show you
- 1:04:40Speaker 4: pictures of the mangled body or something.
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: Yeah, like, there'd be, like, you know, this person.
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: You gotta watch it on the Spanish news network for that.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: To get the real shit.
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: I would watch that, too.
- 1:04:48Speaker 6: I'd watch that for that and also the ladies.
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 1:04:51Speaker 5: Hello.
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: Yeah, for real. But I used to.
- 1:04:53Speaker 4: Not anymore.
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: Like, fucking Spanish fucking TVs, like, it desensitizes you to
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: a lot of shit. Like, fucking novelas is like soft porn.
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: It is.
- 1:05:02Speaker 6: Yeah, I watched a novella. I think it was called, um, uh,
- 1:05:06Speaker 6: Soy tu dueño.
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: Soy tu dueño?
- 1:05:09Speaker 4: Soy tu dueño, yeah.
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: Yeah, you watched it?
- 1:05:11Speaker 4: I watched the whole thing, dude. I didn't understand what
- 1:05:14Speaker 4: they were saying, but I can understand a little bit.
- 1:05:17Speaker 4: But there's some.
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: Fucked up shit.
- 1:05:19Speaker 6: It was like a fucking real program, dude.
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: It was a real program.
- 1:05:22Speaker 4: It was about this chick, and she was with some rancher,
- 1:05:25Speaker 4: and the rancher was on some fucking drug lord shit.
- 1:05:27Speaker 4: And the love triangle with this crazy chick and the
- 1:05:30Speaker 4: chicks were killing people. And I was like, I didn't
- 1:05:31Speaker 4: really know what they're saying, but how they projected their
- 1:05:33Speaker 4: voices and what was going on in the scenes.
- 1:05:34Speaker 6: I was like, oh, fuck, yeah.
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: Damn, it was like some cartel love shit.
- 1:05:39Speaker 6: Yeah, kind of.
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: That's some dangerous ass love, bro. Yeah, like that shit
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: will get you killed, bro. Like, it's like, yeah, I
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: bet it comes when the situation's like that. If you're
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: like a cartel drug lord and you like got two
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: bitches fighting over you, like. It comes down to who
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: has the most bomber pussy. You know what I mean? Like,
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: you know, it's just like... Like, it's just like... Or
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: who makes the better hot plate or food? Yeah. It's like,
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: you know, it's like, who's going to, like... Like, who's
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: going to take care of my kids better, eh? Like,
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: if I'm on, like, that level, because that's all Pablo
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: ever wanted, dog. I mean.
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: Remember?
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: Like, that's all he ever gave a shit about.
- 1:06:13Speaker 3: If you're a drug lord, she's already going to be hot,
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: so pretty much pick one that's going to fucking make
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: your life easier and shit.
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: Because you could fucking... You know, like, make a wrong choice,
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: like fucking George Young. He had, like, she was fine
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: as fuck, but that bitch was crazy.
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: She was nuts, bro.
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. Don't you ever, fuck.
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: Don't you ever put your fucking hands on me again.
- 1:06:32Speaker 6: Yeah, those stories make for some good movies, too, man.
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: He has a kilo of cocaine in the trunk. Yeah, man. She, like,
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: started squealing on him right there in front of him, though.
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: That shit was cold.
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: You should have shot her.
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: And then, like, nah. They got him bowled over. Have
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: you ever met that dude, fucking George Young?
- 1:06:48Speaker 4: George Young?
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:06:49Speaker 4: The guy from Below?
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: Yeah. He was out for a minute.
- 1:06:52Speaker 4: No, but that shit all took place in my neighborhood,
- 1:06:54Speaker 4: Hermosa Beach, California.
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: That shit is crazy. Some of the places you don't
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: expect it. He's free now, huh? I thought I saw
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: him on the show. I think he violated parole, so
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: I don't know if he's back in jail, but.
- 1:07:06Speaker 4: Yeah, like, it's... What was he doing, snorting cocaine or something?
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: No, you know, like, you get, like, last time I
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: saw him, you know, he had his wife and, you know, and, like,
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: his manager was there and, like, I bought his book.
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: He signed it and shit, but, like, It's crazy to
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: think that, like, you know, come on, this motherfucker has
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: seen some shit, dog.
- 1:07:25Speaker 4: What's up with the real Rick Ross? I met him
- 1:07:26Speaker 4: at those events, too.
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: Hey, that dude, like, look, he's legit. Shout out to
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: the real Rick Ross. I think the reason, like, here's
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: my thing, bro. I think it was Rick Ross, bro.
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: I'm going to say it, bro. I think that he
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: knows something, bro, and he told them, if y'all motherfuckers
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: kill me and there's something behind it, I got people
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: that are going to release these tapes. Like, you know
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: what I mean? Because, like, he knows the whole get
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: down with the government and the whole, like, Them flooding
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: it with crack and everything. Like, I think he knows
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: some shit. Because, like, bro, how much was he making
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: a day, bro? He was making, like, a couple, like,
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: a mil a week, right? I don't know.
- 1:07:59Speaker 2: A mil a day, probably.
- 1:08:00Speaker 4: A mil a day. But it was definitely a lot
- 1:08:02Speaker 4: of money. And definitely that back to Crooked America had
- 1:08:05Speaker 4: to do something with it.
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: Yep.
- 1:08:08Speaker 6: Fucking crazy.
- 1:08:09Speaker 2: They're funding the Contras.
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: Because I don't think any regular drug dealer in the hood...
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: fucking was selling cocaine and they was like, yo, we
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: can go ahead and make something even crazier and fucking
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: sell it when coke was already selling fine itself. You
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: know what I mean?
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: You never know, though.
- 1:08:25Speaker 4: There could be that one wacko who's like, look what
- 1:08:28Speaker 4: happens when I do it to this, how much higher
- 1:08:29Speaker 4: I fucking get. Because there's fucking junkies that want to
- 1:08:32Speaker 4: get more higher and higher. I don't know. I'm just
- 1:08:36Speaker 4: throwing that out there.
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: I mean, that is true, but I'm like, it's crazy, bro.
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: But that's my theory with fucking freeware.
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: Yeah, dabs is like the crack of weed, bro.
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: Yeah, like, you know what's crazy, bro?
- 1:08:46Speaker 2: Because they turned the cocaine into crack.
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: I hope that, like, you know, somewhere down the line, like,
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: this shit is like, you know, they're like, like, I
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: don't want to wake up one day and they're like,
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: Dab's linked to fucking lung cancer. And I'm just like, hey, bro,
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: we're all going to fucking die here. Like, we're all
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: going to die. Like, we would all just pretty much
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: watch each other die, like, slowly. Be like, hey, bro, like, well,
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: since you were doing half gram dabs, well, guess what?
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: Your fucking life is cut in half. Like, that shit
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: is fucking nuts, bro.
- 1:09:10Speaker 4: That's crazy how much things do get you cancer.
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, have you ever seen late night TV,
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: like MTV or some shit, and you see all these
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: commercials for fucking... Like, if you tried this shit, like,
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: you know the one.
- 1:09:20Speaker 4: Side effects?
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: Yeah, the one thing that fucked me up, dog, it
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: fucked me up mentally. I was like, how the... All right,
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: so they said that if you had tried Ixofolia or Efolia, Ivatar,
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: or whatever it is, and developed a serious gambling problem,
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: call this number. And I was like, how the fuck
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: am I going to take something? Like, you know, how
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: the fuck am I going to take something like a
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: fucking pill and be like, oh, you know what? Like,
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: this is going to get me a little high or
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: fix my headache. But I developed a gambling problem.
- 1:09:50Speaker 4: I never heard of that one.
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: Yeah, and they showed it like three, four times. Like,
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: fools were like.
- 1:09:54Speaker 4: I suck at gambling, man.
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: Yeah, me too. I don't like doing that.
- 1:09:57Speaker 4: I was like, I try to be cool and I
- 1:09:58Speaker 4: do the slot machines.
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: Yeah, me too. I started losing at that too. I'm like,
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: fuck that shit. If you don't know how to gamble,
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: slot machines is the way to go right there. At least, like,
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: when you get taken for your money, you see colors
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: and lights. You know, it's like a light show.
- 1:10:10Speaker 4: Well, I used to totally take advantage of those. But
- 1:10:12Speaker 4: then my homie told me how to play them.
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: He's like.
- 1:10:14Speaker 4: Max bet every fucking time.
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: Yeah, every time.
- 1:10:16Speaker 4: And play Wheel of Fortune. Shout out to Wheel of Fortune.
- 1:10:18Speaker 4: That's the only one I really won.
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:10:19Speaker 6: It's the one that's got the big Wheel of Fortune.
- 1:10:21Speaker 4: Thing, and you fucking hit it, and you get certain things,
- 1:10:24Speaker 4: and it goes, wheel.
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: Damn.
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: I fucked myself one time.
- 1:10:26Speaker 4: You feel so fucking good, and it's going past 1,000,
- 1:10:28Speaker 4: but then you get like 10 or like fucking 30.
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: How'd you fuck yourself, bro?
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: Because I didn't max bet, bro. damn man that shit.
- 1:10:35Speaker 3: Hit i would have got the big jackpot but i
- 1:10:37Speaker 3: didn't max bet and i fucked myself out of like
- 1:10:39Speaker 3: i don't know how much like.
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: You know what that happened to me one time and
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: then ever since then like every time i go to
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: like last time we were at the slots i believe
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: sammy was there too we were right there uh with
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: the crew and and we like like i swear they
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: got us good bro like they got us good we
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: were hanging out with mussy and and kins and them
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: and like the ultimate jackpot was $ 420, 000 on 420 Weekend, right? Wow. Yeah, like... Hello, hello. And, like,
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: the signals you had to get was all these whoops,
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: and we all kept hitting whoops, but just missing about one. And, like,
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: you know, Mouse is like, yeah, you know what? This
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: shit's about to hit, and everybody got into a machine, bro,
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: and we all started feeding it to it. What's crazy
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: is you got, like, nobody won shit.
- 1:11:23Speaker 4: I think there's someone back there, like, okay, he's got
- 1:11:25Speaker 4: this number, that number.
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: Don't, boom, like, get you close.
- 1:11:27Speaker 6: Like, those things are all regulated.
- 1:11:29Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, they are.
- 1:11:30Speaker 4: They'll make you win, and then get you to keep going,
- 1:11:33Speaker 4: and they'll take all that winning away. So once you win,
- 1:11:35Speaker 4: just fucking cash out, go to another one.
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: Yeah, I do that shit, like.
- 1:11:38Speaker 4: Or cash out and then put it back in.
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: You know how I like gambling? Like, let's say if
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: I have a gambling budget, and, like, let's say I have, like, $ 1, 000
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: to do it, and, like, I play $ 200, and out
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: of that $ 200, I make, like, $ 600. I'll go hit
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: the shoe store in Vegas. Picks. And I'll be like, thanks, Vegas. Like,
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: I didn't give you back that money. I bought, like,
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: three pairs of shoes. Yeah, but I'm lucky, too.
- 1:11:57Speaker 4: I've been out there and, like, partying weekends in Vegas,
- 1:12:00Speaker 4: having some sick ones, and then be like, no money,
- 1:12:02Speaker 4: have to get home. And then you're like, okay, let's
- 1:12:04Speaker 4: gamble this now. And then you make just enough to
- 1:12:06Speaker 4: get back. That's a shout-out to gambling when things like
- 1:12:08Speaker 4: that work out.
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. Shout-out to the Stratosphere for that one. Yeah,
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: so the Stratosphere was like, you know what, though? That's...
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: Fucking A, though, man. That shit is like that. I
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: remember a couple Vegas trips that are here. I'm just like,
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: all right, dog, this is like the last 200. Like,
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: we can get home with this, but we can get
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: home in style if we double it up. Like, you know,
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: so it's like, all right, fucking 200 on everything. And, like,
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: I don't think when I made this decision, nobody's ever
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: known this thing. Like, I never told nobody, so I'm
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: just like, you know, like, fuck it, I'm just going
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: to do it. And, like, if I fuck up, I'm
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: going to say when I fucked it up, you know.
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: But shout out to gambling. It has worked out.
- 1:12:41Speaker 6: Yeah, shout out to this blunt, too. This thing is
- 1:12:42Speaker 6: still handling.
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: I know, dog.
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: That shit's so high off it.
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's still tasting good halfway down the way.
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: It's an actual OG, not an OG, you know?
- 1:12:52Speaker 4: What's your favorite guys' strain right now? I know you
- 1:12:53Speaker 4: guys are in the mix with it.
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: Sick.
- 1:12:56Speaker 4: Here I go asking you a question. What are you
- 1:12:58Speaker 4: guys smoking on?
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: What's up? My favorite strain is fucking cherry pie and
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: all the new shit, like the gelatos and the biscottis.
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: Pretty much a lot of the cookies flavors that I
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: can't really get out here. But if I really want
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: to get high, I mean, as much as I don't
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: like to admit, like, liking the OG, no matter what,
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: I just cannot. If I really want to get high
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: and I want to get fucked up, I'm going to
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: have to always smoke the Insane OG by Dojo Remedy.
- 1:13:24Speaker 2: I haven't tried it yet.
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: Because, I mean, we'll try it, bro. I have to
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: fucking do it.
- 1:13:29Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: Shout out to B-Real, too.
- 1:13:30Speaker 4: My fucking.
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: I have to fucking take my hat off to that because, like,
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: as much as I didn't like this shit.
- 1:13:37Speaker 4: Like, just.
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: I'm like, because it always fucks you up. I... I
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: just can't get high like that shit gets me. There's
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: something about OG and it's always going to fuck you up.
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: And it took me a while to admit it. But
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: what do you like smoking, Shiggy?
- 1:13:49Speaker 3: All that fucking anything dojo, all that insane. Anything from
- 1:13:53Speaker 3: that lineup that they got, bro. Nothing compares to that
- 1:13:56Speaker 3: fucking high that it gives me. It feels clean. And
- 1:13:59Speaker 3: when I wake up in the mornings, dog, I feel good, dog.
- 1:14:01Speaker 2: I wake up and I take another dab.
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: It's fucking clean, bro. Yeah, it's just clean, man. What
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: do you like smoking?
- 1:14:09Speaker 4: I fucking just had some of this stuff called, I
- 1:14:11Speaker 4: think it's Billy Krimble.
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: Oh, Billy Kimber. Billy Kimber. Yeah, it's an OG, yeah.
- 1:14:16Speaker 6: Fucking bomb.
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: Nice.
- 1:14:17Speaker 4: It was bomb. My neighbor, I was in the elevator,
- 1:14:21Speaker 4: and this boy had a Jungle Boys, a Jungle Bros
- 1:14:23Speaker 4: shit on, and I was like, oh, nice sweater. He's like, oh, yeah, blah, blah, blah,
- 1:14:26Speaker 4: and Family Farms with a P, Family Farms. Shout out
- 1:14:29Speaker 4: to the homeboy. He had some bomb, and he hooked
- 1:14:32Speaker 4: me up with 420, and that shit.
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: Smoke.
- 1:14:35Speaker 4: That's going to be cracking for sure. It was stony
- 1:14:38Speaker 4: as fuck. I like Indica's, like, strong couch laid out.
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: Put me out. Put me out. Yeah, you know, like,
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: there's been a couple times where I really can't sleep
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: because shit's on my mind, and I'm more of a
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: sativa person, so I have, like, ten sativas, and I'm
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: over here, like. I got some cherry pie. I got
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: some cherry pie from him, too. Is that a sativa, right? No,
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: that's a hybrid. Hybrid? But, like, you know, I really
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: like sativas less, so, like, I'll be sitting at home with, like,
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: fucking ten different jars of, like, something orange something lemon
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: something this and i'm over here smoking a blood of
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: each and i'm like fuck dude i just can't go
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: to sleep this is fucking bullshit like so i i
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: know i know better than to just keep a fucking
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: uh a big jar of cake batter of insane og
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: or keep a nug on reserve that i know i'm
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: not gonna touch unless like like smoking insane og is
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: like that after sex weed you know what i mean
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: like like that's what that's what that shit is right
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: there like after you fucking like You just like, you know,
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: you fuck somebody's brains out. Like, that's the shit you
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: light up, dog.
- 1:15:34Speaker 4: And then afterwards, you fuck them again?
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:15:36Speaker 4: That's okay. I need to get some of that for sure.
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, you know what? My
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: lady likes that.
- 1:15:40Speaker 4: Kind of weed. She's like, get that kind of weed
- 1:15:41Speaker 4: where you fuck me and then you fuck me again.
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: That shit is bad. You need to get some more
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: of that. Hell yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Well,
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: you know, hey, man, shout out all your social medias
- 1:15:50Speaker 1: before we get into our closeout by DJ C-Rock, man.
- 1:15:53Speaker 4: I'm more of an Instagram dude, so ChuckyChuckDGaff on Instagram,
- 1:15:57Speaker 4: and then I got the ChuckyChuck on Facebook, a couple Facebooks,
- 1:16:00Speaker 4: I've had drama with Facebook, so the most active ChuckyChuck
- 1:16:04Speaker 4: went on Facebook, and then, yeah, that's about it, man,
- 1:16:07Speaker 4: and then I started a YouTube channel, so ChuckyChuck YouTube channel,
- 1:16:11Speaker 4: and I just made a video for a new single
- 1:16:13Speaker 4: off the record, it's called Fake People, and that's on
- 1:16:15Speaker 4: YouTube right now, shout out to Players Film, the homeboy Lark,
- 1:16:18Speaker 4: that's his first video, I think, and I like it.
- 1:16:21Speaker 4: It came out dope. So, yeah, I got a couple projects. Nomads,
- 1:16:24Speaker 4: South Bay's Most Wanted with Scott Free.
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: Fucking Nomads out there.
- 1:16:27Speaker 4: Shout out to Eddie Ruxpin on production.
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: You know? There you go. You heard it here. Make
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: sure you fucking check it out. Make sure you follow
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: me at Flavors by E-Zone on, you know, everything. If not,
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: it'll be on E-Zone, Be Real TV. FlavorsbyEzone.com. Check out
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: that new High and Hungry. It's out there.
- 1:16:43Speaker 6: Fuck, yeah, that shit's dope. High and Hungry is some
- 1:16:44Speaker 6: dope shit.
- 1:16:45Speaker 4: Definitely check that out.
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: Thank you, man. And what about you, Shiki? You got anything?
- 1:16:48Speaker 3: Follow me at Sheikadelic on IG. Sheiky underscore baby on Twitter.
- 1:16:53Speaker 3: If you need your daily dose of shit talking.
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: Tell them about your premium Snapchat. Tell them about your
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: premium Snapchat, Sheiky.
- 1:17:01Speaker 3: If you're feeling X-rated. But yeah, follow me on IG, Twitter.
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: Thanks for the blood, man.
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking for real, man. Shout out to you guys
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: with the fucking, what is it?
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: Lost Boyz, dog.
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: Lost Boyz Farms. This is how high that shit got me.
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: Lost Boyz Farms, man. Shout out to them. Make sure
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: you check them out. You want to get some bomb
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: ass parents.
- 1:17:27Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. Shout out to the, we got a website
- 1:17:28Speaker 4: cracking up too. It's going to be officialdgaff.com. Right now
- 1:17:31Speaker 4: we got the Chucky Chuck, Big Cartel. I got a
- 1:17:33Speaker 4: bunch of shirts and merchandise up on that. Shout out
- 1:17:35Speaker 4: to Hertz Printing. I have my bag with that shit.
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: Yeah, man. Thank you guys for having me. Thank you
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: for coming out, man. You know, I'm glad they finally
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: made it happen. And we're going to go ahead and
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: get into this closeout. Shout out to you guys. It's
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: been another We Don't Smoke the Same episode. And we'll
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: see you guys next week here on B-Real TV.