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- 0:00Speaker 1: The Parenticide Club by Ambrose biis my favorite murder. Having
- 0:08Speaker 1: murdered my mother under circumstances of singular atrocity, I was
- 0:13Speaker 1: arrested and put upon my trial, which lasted seven years.
- 0:17Speaker 1: In charging the jury, the judge of the Court of
- 0:20Speaker 1: Acquittal remarked that it was one of the most ghastly
- 0:23Speaker 1: crimes that he had ever been called upon to explain. Away.
- 0:26Speaker 1: At this, my attorney rose and said, may I please,
- 0:30Speaker 1: your honor, crimes are ghastly or agreeable only by comparison.
- 0:35Speaker 1: If you are familiar with the details of my client's
- 0:37Speaker 1: previous murder of his uncle, you would discern in his
- 0:41Speaker 1: later offense. If offense it may be called something in
- 0:44Speaker 1: the nature of tender forbearance and filial consideration for the
- 0:48Speaker 1: feelings of the victim. The appalling ferocity of the former
- 0:52Speaker 1: assassination was indeed inconsistent with any hypothesis but that of guilt.
- 0:57Speaker 1: And had it not been for the facts that the
- 1:00Speaker 1: honorable judge before whom he was tried was the president
- 1:04Speaker 1: of a life insurance company that took risks on hanging,
- 1:07Speaker 1: and in which my client held a policy, it is
- 1:11Speaker 1: hard to see how he could decently have been acquitted,
- 1:14Speaker 1: if your Honor would like to hear about it, for
- 1:16Speaker 1: instruction and guidance of your Honor's mind, this unfortunate man,
- 1:21Speaker 1: my client, will consent to give himself the pain of
- 1:25Speaker 1: relating it under oath. The district attorney said, your Honor,
- 1:30Speaker 1: I object. Such a statement would be in the nature
- 1:33Speaker 1: of evidence, and the testimony in this case is closed.
- 1:37Speaker 1: The prisoner's statement should have been introduced three years ago,
- 1:40Speaker 1: in the spring of eighteen eighty one, in a statutary sense,
- 1:46Speaker 1: said the judge. You are right, and in the court
- 1:49Speaker 1: of objections and technicalities you would get a ruling in
- 1:53Speaker 1: your favor, but not in a court of acquittal. The
- 1:56Speaker 1: objection is overruled. I accept, said the district attorney. You
- 2:03Speaker 1: cannot do that. The judge said, I must remind you
- 2:06Speaker 1: that in order to take an exception, you must first
- 2:09Speaker 1: get this case transferred for a time to the Court
- 2:12Speaker 1: of Exceptions on a formal motion duly supported by affidavit.
- 2:16Speaker 1: A motion to that effect by your predecessor in office
- 2:19Speaker 1: was denied by me during the first year of this trial.
- 2:23Speaker 1: Mister Clark, swear the prisoner. The customary oath having been administered,
- 2:28Speaker 1: I made the following statement, which impressed the judge with
- 2:31Speaker 1: so strong a sense of the comparative triviality of the
- 2:34Speaker 1: offense for which I was on trial, that he made
- 2:37Speaker 1: no further search for mitigating circumstances, but simply instructed the
- 2:41Speaker 1: jury to acquit, and I left the court without a
- 2:45Speaker 1: stain upon my reputation. I was born in eighteen fifty
- 2:50Speaker 1: six in calumc Key, Michigan, of honest and reputable parents,
- 2:56Speaker 1: one of whom Heaven has mercifully spared to comfort me
- 2:59Speaker 1: in my life years. In eighteen sixty seven, the family
- 3:03Speaker 1: came to California and settled near Nigger Head, where my
- 3:07Speaker 1: father opened a road agency and prospered beyond the dreams
- 3:10Speaker 1: of avarice. He was a reticent, saturnine man then, though
- 3:15Speaker 1: his increasing years have now somewhat relaxed the austerity of
- 3:18Speaker 1: his disposition, and I believe that nothing but his memory
- 3:21Speaker 1: of the sad event for which I am now on
- 3:23Speaker 1: trial prevents him from manifesting a genuine hilarity. Four years
- 3:28Speaker 1: after we had set up the road agency, an itinerant
- 3:31Speaker 1: preacher came along, and, having no other way to pay
- 3:34Speaker 1: for the night's lodging, that we gave him favored us
- 3:37Speaker 1: with an exhortation of such power that, praise God, we
- 3:41Speaker 1: were all conversed to religion. My father at once sent
- 3:45Speaker 1: for his brother, the honorable William Ridley of Stockton, and
- 3:48Speaker 1: on his arrival turned over the agency to him, charging
- 3:52Speaker 1: him nothing for the franchise nor plant, the latter consisting
- 3:55Speaker 1: of a winchster rifle, a sword off shotgun, and an
- 3:58Speaker 1: assortment of masks made up flower saxe. The family then
- 4:02Speaker 1: moved to Ghost Rock and opened a dance house. It
- 4:05Speaker 1: was called the Saints Rest Hurdy Gurdy, and the precedings
- 4:09Speaker 1: each night began with prayer. It was there that my
- 4:12Speaker 1: now sainted mother, by her grace in the dance, acquired
- 4:16Speaker 1: the soubriquet of the bucking Wall Russ. In the fall
- 4:21Speaker 1: of seventy five, I had occasion to visit Coyote on
- 4:25Speaker 1: the road to Mahala, and took the stage at ghost Rock.
- 4:29Speaker 1: There were four other passengers about three miles beyond Niggerhead,
- 4:33Speaker 1: persons whom I identified as my uncle William and his
- 4:37Speaker 1: two sons, held up the stage. Finding nothing in the
- 4:40Speaker 1: express box, they went through the passengers. I acted a
- 4:44Speaker 1: most honorable part in the affair, pacing myself in line
- 4:48Speaker 1: with the others, holding up my hands and permitting myself
- 4:51Speaker 1: to be deprived of forty dollars and a gold watch.
- 4:54Speaker 1: From my behavior, no one could have suspected that I
- 4:57Speaker 1: knew the gentleman who gave the entertainment. A few days later,
- 5:02Speaker 1: when I went to Niggerhead and asked for the return
- 5:04Speaker 1: of my money and watch, my uncle and cousins swore
- 5:08Speaker 1: they knew nothing of the matter, and they affected a
- 5:10Speaker 1: belief that my father and I had done the job
- 5:13Speaker 1: ourselves in dishonest violation of commercial good faith. Uncle William
- 5:18Speaker 1: even threatened to retaliate by starting an opposition dance house
- 5:21Speaker 1: of ghost Rock, as the Saint's rest had become rather unpopular.
- 5:28Speaker 1: I saw that this would assuredly ruin it and prove
- 5:31Speaker 1: a paying enterprise, so I told my uncle that I
- 5:33Speaker 1: was willing to overlook the past if he were to
- 5:35Speaker 1: take me into the scheme and keep the partnership a
- 5:38Speaker 1: secret from my father. This fair offer he rejected, and
- 5:43Speaker 1: I then perceived that it would be better and more
- 5:45Speaker 1: satisfactory if he were dead. My plans to that end
- 5:50Speaker 1: were soon perfected, and communicating them to my dear parents.
- 5:54Speaker 1: I had the gratification of receiving their approval. My father
- 5:57Speaker 1: said he was proud of me, and my mother I
- 6:00Speaker 1: promised that although her religion forbad her to assist in
- 6:03Speaker 1: taking human life, I should have the advantage of her
- 6:06Speaker 1: prayers for my success. As a preliminary measure, looking to
- 6:10Speaker 1: my security in case of detection, I made an application
- 6:14Speaker 1: for membership in that powerful order, the Knights of Murder,
- 6:17Speaker 1: and in due course was received as a member of
- 6:19Speaker 1: the Ghost Rock Commandery. On the day that my probation ended,
- 6:24Speaker 1: I was for the first time permitted to inspect the
- 6:27Speaker 1: records of the order and learn who belonged to it,
- 6:30Speaker 1: all the rights of initiation having been conducted in masks.
- 6:35Speaker 1: Fancy my delight when in looking over the role of
- 6:37Speaker 1: membership I found the third name to be that of
- 6:40Speaker 1: my uncle, who indeed was Junior Vice Chancellor of the Order.
- 6:46Speaker 1: Here was an opportunity exceeding my wildest dreams to murder.
- 6:50Speaker 1: I could add insubordination and treachery. It was what my
- 6:54Speaker 1: mother would have called a special providence. At about this time,
- 6:59Speaker 1: suthing occurred, which caused my cup of joy, already full,
- 7:02Speaker 1: to overflow on all sides a circular cataract of bliss.
- 7:08Speaker 1: Three men strangers in that locality were arrested for the
- 7:12Speaker 1: stage robbery in which I had lost my money and watch.
- 7:16Speaker 1: They were brought to trial, and, despite my efforts to
- 7:19Speaker 1: clear them and fasten the guilt upon three of the
- 7:21Speaker 1: most respectable and worthy citizens of ghost Rock, convicted on
- 7:26Speaker 1: the clearest proof, the murder would now be as wanton
- 7:30Speaker 1: and reasonless as I could wish. One morning, I shouldered
- 7:35Speaker 1: my Winchester rifle, and, going over to my uncle's house
- 7:38Speaker 1: near Niggerhead, asked my Aunt Mary, his wife, if he
- 7:42Speaker 1: were at home, adding that I had come to kill him.
- 7:46Speaker 1: My aunt replied, with her peculiar smile, let so many
- 7:49Speaker 1: gentlemen call on that errand and were afterwards carried away
- 7:52Speaker 1: without having performed it, that I must excuse her for
- 7:55Speaker 1: doubting my good faith in the matter. She said, I
- 7:58Speaker 1: did not look as if I would kill any so
- 8:01Speaker 1: as a proof of good faith, I leveled my rifle
- 8:03Speaker 1: and wounded a Chinaman who happened to be passing the house.
- 8:08Speaker 1: She said, you knew whole families that could do a
- 8:10Speaker 1: thing of that kind. But Bill Ridley was a horse
- 8:12Speaker 1: of another color. She said, however, that I would find
- 8:16Speaker 1: him over on the other side of the creek in
- 8:18Speaker 1: the sheep lot, and she added that she hoped the
- 8:20Speaker 1: best man would win. My aunt Mary was one of
- 8:24Speaker 1: the most fair minded women that I have ever met.
- 8:28Speaker 1: I found my uncle down on his knees, engaged in
- 8:30Speaker 1: skinning a sheep. Seeing that he had neither gun nor
- 8:33Speaker 1: pistol handy, I had not the heart to shoot him,
- 8:36Speaker 1: so I approached him, greeted him pleasantly, and struck him
- 8:40Speaker 1: a powerful blow on the head with the butt of
- 8:42Speaker 1: my rifle. I have a very good delivery, and Uncle
- 8:45Speaker 1: William lay down on his side, then rolled over on
- 8:48Speaker 1: his back, spread out his fingers, and shivered. Before he
- 8:52Speaker 1: could recover the use of his limbs, I seized the
- 8:54Speaker 1: knife that he had been using and cut his hamstrings.
- 8:57Speaker 1: You know, doubtless that when you sever the tendo achilles,
- 9:00Speaker 1: the patient has no further use of his leg. It
- 9:02Speaker 1: is just the same as if he had no leg. Well,
- 9:05Speaker 1: I parted them both, and when he revived, he was
- 9:08Speaker 1: at my service. As soon as he comprehended the situation,
- 9:12Speaker 1: he said, Samuel, you've got the drop on me and
- 9:16Speaker 1: can afford to be generous. I've only one thing to
- 9:18Speaker 1: ask of you, and that is that you carry me
- 9:21Speaker 1: to the house and finish me in the bosom of
- 9:23Speaker 1: my family. I told him I thought that a pretty
- 9:26Speaker 1: reasonable request, and I would do so if he would
- 9:30Speaker 1: let me put him into a wheat sack. He would
- 9:32Speaker 1: be easier to carry that way, and if we were
- 9:35Speaker 1: seen by the neighbors en route, it would cause less remark.
- 9:39Speaker 1: He agreed to that, and going to the barn, I
- 9:41Speaker 1: got a sack. This, however, did not fit him. It
- 9:45Speaker 1: was too short and much wider than he. So I
- 9:48Speaker 1: bent his legs, forced his knees up against his breast,
- 9:51Speaker 1: and got him into it that way, tying the sack
- 9:54Speaker 1: above his head. He was a heavy man, and I
- 9:57Speaker 1: had all that I could do to get him on
- 9:59Speaker 1: my back. But I staggered along for some distance until
- 10:02Speaker 1: I came to a swing that some of the children
- 10:04Speaker 1: had suspended to the branch of an oak. Here I
- 10:07Speaker 1: laid him down and sat upon him to rest, and
- 10:10Speaker 1: the sight of the rope gave me a happy inspiration.
- 10:13Speaker 1: In twenty minutes, my uncle, still in the sack, swung
- 10:17Speaker 1: free to the sport of the wind. I had taken
- 10:21Speaker 1: down the rope, tied one end tightly about the mouth
- 10:24Speaker 1: of the bag, thrown the other across the limb, and
- 10:27Speaker 1: hauled him up about five feet from the ground, fastening
- 10:30Speaker 1: the other end of the rope also about the mouth
- 10:33Speaker 1: of the sack. I had the satisfaction to see my
- 10:35Speaker 1: uncle converted into a large, fine pendulum. I must add
- 10:40Speaker 1: that he was not himself entirely aware of the nature
- 10:43Speaker 1: of the chains that he had undergone in his relation
- 10:45Speaker 1: to the exterior world. Though in justice to a good
- 10:48Speaker 1: man's memory, I ought to say that I do not
- 10:50Speaker 1: think he would, in any case have wasted much of
- 10:52Speaker 1: my time in vain remonstrance. Uncle William had a ram
- 10:58Speaker 1: that was famous in all that region. As a fighter.
- 11:01Speaker 1: It was in a state of chronic constitutional indignation. Some
- 11:06Speaker 1: deep disappointment in early life had soured its disposition, and
- 11:09Speaker 1: it had declared war upon the whole world. To say
- 11:13Speaker 1: that it would but anything accessible is but faintly to
- 11:17Speaker 1: express the nature and scope of its military activity. The
- 11:20Speaker 1: universe was its antagonist, its methods that of a projectile.
- 11:26Speaker 1: It fought like the angels and devils in mid air,
- 11:29Speaker 1: cleaving the atmosphere like a bird. Describing a parabolic curve
- 11:33Speaker 1: and descending upon its victim just the exact angle of
- 11:36Speaker 1: incidents to make the most of its velocity and weight.
- 11:39Speaker 1: Its momentum calculated in foot tons, was something incredible. It
- 11:44Speaker 1: had been seen to destroy a four year old bull
- 11:47Speaker 1: by a single impact upon that animal's gnarly forehead. No
- 11:51Speaker 1: stone wall had ever been known to resist its downward swoop.
- 11:55Speaker 1: There were no trees tough enough to stay it. It
- 11:58Speaker 1: would splinter them in to matchwood and defile their leafy
- 12:02Speaker 1: honors in the dust. This irascible and implacable brute, this
- 12:09Speaker 1: incarnate thunderbolt, this monster of the upper deep, I had
- 12:14Speaker 1: seen reposing in the shade of an adjacent tree, dreaming
- 12:18Speaker 1: dreams of conquest and glory. It was with a view
- 12:21Speaker 1: to summoning it forth to the field of honor, that
- 12:24Speaker 1: I suspended its master in the manner described. Having completed
- 12:28Speaker 1: my preparations, I imparted to the vuncular pendulum a gentle oscillation, and,
- 12:35Speaker 1: retiring to cover behind a contiguous rock, lifted up my
- 12:38Speaker 1: voice in a long, rasping cry, whose diminishing final note
- 12:43Speaker 1: was drowned in a noise like that of a swearing cat.
- 12:45Speaker 1: Which emanated from the sack. That formidable sheep was upon
- 12:50Speaker 1: its feet and had taken in the military situation at
- 12:53Speaker 1: a glance. In a few moments it had approached, stamping
- 12:57Speaker 1: to within fifty yards of the swinging foemen, who, now
- 13:01Speaker 1: retreating and anon advancing, seemed to invite the fray. Suddenly
- 13:06Speaker 1: I saw the beast's head drop earthward, as if depressed
- 13:10Speaker 1: by the weight of its enormous horns. Then a dim, white,
- 13:14Speaker 1: wavy streak of sheep prolonged itself from that spot in
- 13:17Speaker 1: a generally horizontal direction to within about four yards of
- 13:21Speaker 1: a point immediately beneath the enemy. There it struck sharply upward,
- 13:25Speaker 1: and before it had faded from my gaze at the
- 13:27Speaker 1: place whence it had set out, I heard a horrid
- 13:30Speaker 1: thump in a piercing scream, and my poor uncle shot
- 13:34Speaker 1: forward with a slack rope higher than the limb to
- 13:37Speaker 1: which he was attached. Here the rope tautened with a
- 13:40Speaker 1: jerker resting his flight, and back he swung in a
- 13:43Speaker 1: breathless curve to the other end of his ark. The
- 13:46Speaker 1: ram had fallen a heap of indistinguishable legs, wool and horns,
- 13:51Speaker 1: but pulling itself together and dodging as its antagonist swept downward.
- 13:55Speaker 1: It retired at random, alternately shaking its head and stamping
- 13:59Speaker 1: it fore feet. When it had backed about the same
- 14:03Speaker 1: distance as that from which it had delivered the assault,
- 14:06Speaker 1: it paused, again, bowed its head as if in prayer
- 14:09Speaker 1: for victory, and again shot forward, dimly visible as before,
- 14:13Speaker 1: a prolonging white streak with monstrous undulations, ending with a
- 14:17Speaker 1: sharp ascension. Its course this time was at a right
- 14:20Speaker 1: angle to its former one, and its impatience so great
- 14:24Speaker 1: that it struck the enemy before he had nearly reached
- 14:27Speaker 1: the lowest point of his ark. In consequence, he went
- 14:30Speaker 1: flying round and round in a horizontal circle whose radius
- 14:34Speaker 1: was about equal to half the length of the rope,
- 14:36Speaker 1: which I forgot to say was nearly twenty feet long.
- 14:39Speaker 1: His shrieks crescendo in approach and diminuendo in recession, made
- 14:45Speaker 1: the rapidity of his revolution more obvious to the ear
- 14:48Speaker 1: than to the eye. He had evidently not been struck
- 14:52Speaker 1: in a vital spot. His posture in the sack and
- 14:55Speaker 1: the distance from the ground at which he hung, compelled
- 14:58Speaker 1: the ram to operate upon his lowering extremities and the
- 15:01Speaker 1: end of his back. Like a plant that has struck
- 15:04Speaker 1: its root into some poisonous mineral. My uncle was dying
- 15:08Speaker 1: slowly upwards after delivering its second blow. The ram had
- 15:14Speaker 1: not again retired. The fever of battle burned hot in
- 15:17Speaker 1: its heart. Its brain was intoxicated with the whine of strife.
- 15:22Speaker 1: Like a pugilist who, in his rage forgets his skill
- 15:25Speaker 1: and fights ineffectively at half arm's length. The angry beast
- 15:29Speaker 1: endeavored to reach its fleeting foe by awkward vertical leaps
- 15:33Speaker 1: as he passed overhead, sometimes indeed succeeding in striking him feebly,
- 15:38Speaker 1: but more frequently overthrown by its own misguided eagerness. But
- 15:42Speaker 1: as the impetus was exhausted and the man's circles narrowed
- 15:45Speaker 1: in scope and diminished in speed, bringing him nearer to
- 15:49Speaker 1: the ground, these tactics produced better results, eliciting a superior
- 15:53Speaker 1: quality of screams, which I greatly enjoyed. Suddenly, as if
- 15:58Speaker 1: the bugles had sung true use, the ram suspended hostilities
- 16:03Speaker 1: and walked away, thoughtfully, wrinkling and smoothing its great aquiline
- 16:07Speaker 1: nose and occasionally cropping a bunch of grass, and slowly
- 16:12Speaker 1: munching it. It seemed to have tired of war's alarms,
- 16:15Speaker 1: and resolved to beat the sword into a plowshare and
- 16:18Speaker 1: cultivate the arts of peace. Steadily. It held its course
- 16:22Speaker 1: away from the field of fame until it had gained
- 16:25Speaker 1: a distance of nearly a quarter of a mile. There
- 16:29Speaker 1: it stopped and stood with its rear to the foe,
- 16:33Speaker 1: chewing its cud and apparently half asleep. I observed, however,
- 16:38Speaker 1: an occasional slight turn of its head, as if its
- 16:42Speaker 1: apathy were more affected than real. Meanwhile, Uncle William's shrieks
- 16:48Speaker 1: had abated with his motion, and nothing was heard from
- 16:51Speaker 1: him but long, low moans, and at long intervals my
- 16:56Speaker 1: name uttered in pleading tones, exceedingly grateful to my ear.
- 17:02Speaker 1: Evidently the man had not the faintest notion of what
- 17:05Speaker 1: was being done to him, and was inexpressibly terrified. When
- 17:10Speaker 1: death comes, cloaked in mystery, he is terrible. Indeed, little
- 17:14Speaker 1: by little, my uncle's oscillations diminished, and finally he hung motionless.
- 17:20Speaker 1: I went to him and was about to give him
- 17:22Speaker 1: the coup de grass, when I heard and felt a
- 17:25Speaker 1: succession of smart shocks, which shook the ground like a
- 17:29Speaker 1: series of light earthquakes, and turning in the direction of
- 17:33Speaker 1: the ram, saw a long cloud of dust approaching me
- 17:36Speaker 1: with inconceivable rapidity and alarming effect. At a distance of
- 17:40Speaker 1: some thirty yards away. It stopped short, and from the
- 17:43Speaker 1: near end of it rose into the air what I
- 17:45Speaker 1: at first thought a great white bird. Its ascent was
- 17:49Speaker 1: so smooth and easy and regular that I could not
- 17:52Speaker 1: realize its extraordinary celerity, and was lost in admiration of
- 17:57Speaker 1: its grace. To this day, the impressionary remains that it
- 18:00Speaker 1: was a slow, deliberate movement the ram, For it was
- 18:05Speaker 1: that animal being upborne by some power other than its
- 18:09Speaker 1: own impetus, and supported through the successive stages of its
- 18:14Speaker 1: flight with infinite tenderness and care. My eyes followed its
- 18:19Speaker 1: progress through the air with unspeakable pleasure, all the greater
- 18:23Speaker 1: by contrast with my former terror of its approach. By land.
- 18:28Speaker 1: Onward and upward, the noble animal sailed, its head bent
- 18:32Speaker 1: down almost between its knees, its fore feet thrown back,
- 18:37Speaker 1: its hinder legs trailing to rear like the legs of
- 18:41Speaker 1: a soaring heron, at a height of forty or fifty feet,
- 18:45Speaker 1: as fond recollection presents it to view. It attained its
- 18:50Speaker 1: zenith and appeared to remain an instant stationary, then tilting
- 18:56Speaker 1: suddenly forward without altering the relative position of its parts.
- 19:00Speaker 1: It shot downward on a steeper and steeper course of
- 19:02Speaker 1: augmenting velocity, passed immediately above me with a noise like
- 19:06Speaker 1: the rush of a cannon shot, and struck my poor
- 19:09Speaker 1: uncle almost squarely on the top of the head. So
- 19:13Speaker 1: frightful was the impact that not only the man's neck
- 19:16Speaker 1: was broken, but the rope too, and the body of
- 19:19Speaker 1: the deceased, forced against the earth, was crushed to pulp
- 19:24Speaker 1: beneath the awful front of that meteoric sheep. The concussion
- 19:29Speaker 1: stopped all the clocks between lone hand and Dutch Dwans,
- 19:33Speaker 1: and Professor Davidson, a distinguished authority in matters seismic, who
- 19:37Speaker 1: happened to be in the vicinity, promptly explained that the
- 19:41Speaker 1: vibrations were from north to southwest altogether. I cannot help
- 19:46Speaker 1: thinking that in point of artistic atrocity, my murder of
- 19:50Speaker 1: Uncle William has seldom been excelled. Oil of dog. My
- 19:59Speaker 1: name is Boffer Beings. I was born of honest parents,
- 20:04Speaker 1: in one of the humbler walks of life, my father
- 20:07Speaker 1: being a manufacturer of dog oil, and my mother having
- 20:11Speaker 1: a small studio in the shadow of the village church
- 20:15Speaker 1: where she disposed of unwelcome babes. In my boyhood I
- 20:19Speaker 1: was trained to habits of industry. I not only assisted
- 20:23Speaker 1: my father in procuring dogs for his vats, but was
- 20:26Speaker 1: frequently employed by my mother to carry away the debris
- 20:29Speaker 1: of her work in the studio. In performance of this duty,
- 20:33Speaker 1: I sometimes had need of all my natural intelligence, for
- 20:37Speaker 1: all the law officers of the vicinity were opposed to
- 20:40Speaker 1: my mother's business. They were not elected on an opposition ticket,
- 20:44Speaker 1: and the matter had never been made a political issue.
- 20:47Speaker 1: It just happened. So my father's business of making dog
- 20:52Speaker 1: oil was naturally less unpopular, though the owners of missing
- 20:56Speaker 1: dogs sometimes regarded him with suspicion, which was reflect to
- 21:00Speaker 1: some extent upon me. My father had as silent partners
- 21:05Speaker 1: all the physicians of the town, who seldom wrote a
- 21:08Speaker 1: prescription which did not contain what they were pleased to designate.
- 21:12Speaker 1: As all can it is really the most valuable medicine
- 21:16Speaker 1: ever discovered. But most persons are unwilling to make personal
- 21:21Speaker 1: sacrifices for the afflicted, and it was evident that many
- 21:24Speaker 1: of the fattest dogs in town had been forbidden to
- 21:27Speaker 1: play with me, a fact which pained my young sensibilities
- 21:31Speaker 1: and at one time came near driving me to become
- 21:34Speaker 1: a pirate. Looking back upon those days, I cannot but
- 21:39Speaker 1: regret at times that, by indirectly bringing my beloved parents
- 21:44Speaker 1: to their death, I was the author of misfortunes profoundly
- 21:48Speaker 1: affecting my future. One evening, while passing my father's oil
- 21:53Speaker 1: factory with the body of a foundling from my mother's studio,
- 21:56Speaker 1: I saw a constable who seemed to be closely watching
- 21:59Speaker 1: my movie. Young as I was, I had learnt that
- 22:03Speaker 1: a constable's acts of whatever apparent character, are prompted by
- 22:08Speaker 1: the most reprehensible motives, and I avoided him by dodging
- 22:12Speaker 1: into the oilery by a side door which happened to
- 22:15Speaker 1: stand ajar. I locked it at once and was alone
- 22:19Speaker 1: with my dead My father had retired for the night.
- 22:23Speaker 1: The only light in the place came from the furnace,
- 22:25Speaker 1: which glowed a deep, rich crimson under one of the vats,
- 22:30Speaker 1: casting ruddy reflections on the walls within the caldron. The
- 22:34Speaker 1: oil still rolled in indolent ebullition, occasionally pushing to the
- 22:39Speaker 1: surface a piece of dog. Seating myself to wait for
- 22:42Speaker 1: the constable to go away, I held the naked body
- 22:46Speaker 1: of the foundling in my lap and tenderly stroked its short,
- 22:49Speaker 1: silken hair. Ah, how beautiful it was. Even at that
- 22:54Speaker 1: early age, I was passionately fond of children, And as
- 22:58Speaker 1: I looked upon this cherub, I could all most find
- 23:00Speaker 1: it in my heart to wish that the small red
- 23:03Speaker 1: wound upon its breast. The work of my dear mother
- 23:06Speaker 1: had not been mortal. It had been my custom to
- 23:10Speaker 1: throw the babes into the river, which nature had thoughtfully
- 23:13Speaker 1: provided for the purpose. But that night I did not
- 23:16Speaker 1: dare to leave the oilery a fear of the constable.
- 23:20Speaker 1: After all, I said to myself, it cannot greatly matter
- 23:24Speaker 1: if I put it into this cauldron. My father will
- 23:26Speaker 1: never know the bones from those of a puppy, and
- 23:29Speaker 1: the few deaths which may result from administering another kind
- 23:32Speaker 1: of oil for the incomparable all can are not important
- 23:36Speaker 1: in a population which increases so rapidly. In short, I
- 23:40Speaker 1: took the first step in crime and brought myself untold
- 23:45Speaker 1: sorrow by casting the babe into the cauldron. The next day,
- 23:50Speaker 1: somewhat to my surprise, my father, rubbing his hands with satisfaction,
- 23:54Speaker 1: informed me and my mother that he had obtained the
- 23:57Speaker 1: finest quality of oil that was ever her scene, that
- 24:01Speaker 1: the physicians to whom he had shown samples had so
- 24:03Speaker 1: pronounced it. He added that he had no knowledge as
- 24:07Speaker 1: to how the result was obtained. The dogs had been
- 24:09Speaker 1: treated in all respect as usual, and were of an
- 24:12Speaker 1: ordinary breed. I deemed it my duty to explain, which
- 24:16Speaker 1: I did, though haulsey it would have been my tongue
- 24:19Speaker 1: if I could have foreseen the consequences bewailing their previous
- 24:23Speaker 1: ignorance of the advantages of combining their industries, my parents
- 24:27Speaker 1: at once took measures to repair the error. My mother
- 24:31Speaker 1: removed her studio to a wing of the factory building,
- 24:33Speaker 1: and my duties in connection with the business ceased. I
- 24:36Speaker 1: was no longer required to dispose of the bodies of
- 24:39Speaker 1: the small superfluous, and there was no need of alluring
- 24:43Speaker 1: dogs to their doom, for my father discarded them altogether,
- 24:46Speaker 1: though they still had an honorable place in the name
- 24:48Speaker 1: of the oil. So suddenly thrown into idleness, I might
- 24:53Speaker 1: naturally have been expected to become vicious and dissolute, but
- 24:56Speaker 1: I did not. The holy influence of my deares mother
- 25:00Speaker 1: was ever about me to protect me from the temptations
- 25:04Speaker 1: which beset youth. And my father was a deacon in
- 25:07Speaker 1: a church, alas that through my fault these estimable persons
- 25:13Speaker 1: should have come to so bad an end. Finally, a
- 25:17Speaker 1: double profit in her business, my mother now devoted herself
- 25:20Speaker 1: to it with a new assiduity. She removed not only
- 25:24Speaker 1: superfluous and unwelcome babes to order, but went out into
- 25:28Speaker 1: the highways and byways, gathering in children of a larger growth,
- 25:32Speaker 1: and even such adulters she could entice to the oilery.
- 25:36Speaker 1: My father, too, enamored of the superior quality of the
- 25:39Speaker 1: oil produced, purveyed for his vats, with diligence and veal.
- 25:44Speaker 1: The conversion of their neighbors into dog oil became, in short,
- 25:48Speaker 1: the one passion of their lives, an absorbing and overwhelming
- 25:52Speaker 1: greed to possession of their souls, and served them in
- 25:56Speaker 1: place of a hope in heaven by which also they
- 25:58Speaker 1: were inspired. So enterprising had they now become, that a
- 26:03Speaker 1: public meeting was held and resolutions passed severely, censuring them.
- 26:08Speaker 1: It was intimated by the chairman that any future raids
- 26:12Speaker 1: upon the population would be met in a spirit of hostility.
- 26:16Speaker 1: My poor parents left the meeting broken hearted, desperate, and
- 26:20Speaker 1: I believe not altogether saying anyway. I deemed it prudent
- 26:25Speaker 1: not to enter the oilery with them that night, but
- 26:28Speaker 1: slept outside in a stable. At about midnight, some mysterious
- 26:34Speaker 1: impulse caused me to rise and peer through a window
- 26:37Speaker 1: into the furnace room, where I knew my father now slept.
- 26:41Speaker 1: The fires were burning as brightly as if the following
- 26:44Speaker 1: day's harvest had been expected to be abundant. One of
- 26:48Speaker 1: the large cauldrons was slowly walloping, with a mysterious appearance
- 26:52Speaker 1: of self restraint, as if it bided its time to
- 26:56Speaker 1: put forth its full energy. My father was not in bed.
- 27:00Speaker 1: He had risen in his night clothes and was preparing
- 27:03Speaker 1: a noose in a strong cord. From the looks which
- 27:05Speaker 1: he cast at the door of my mother's bedroom, I
- 27:08Speaker 1: knew too well the purpose he had in mind. Speechless
- 27:12Speaker 1: and motionless with terror, I could do nothing in prevention
- 27:16Speaker 1: or warning. Suddenly the door of my mother's apartment was opened, noiselessly,
- 27:21Speaker 1: and the two confronted each other, both apparently surprised. The
- 27:26Speaker 1: lady also was in her night clothes, and she held
- 27:29Speaker 1: in her right hand the all of her trade, a long,
- 27:32Speaker 1: narrow bladed dagger. She too, had been unable to deny
- 27:35Speaker 1: herself the last prophet, which the unfriendly action of the
- 27:39Speaker 1: citizens and my absence had left her. For one instant,
- 27:43Speaker 1: they looked into each other's blazing eyes, then sprang together,
- 27:47Speaker 1: with indescribable fury, round and round the room. They struggled,
- 27:52Speaker 1: the man cursing, the woman shrieking, both fighting like demons.
- 27:56Speaker 1: She to strike him with the dagger, he to strangle
- 27:59Speaker 1: her with his great bare hands. I know not how
- 28:02Speaker 1: long I had the unhappiness to observe the disagreeable instance
- 28:06Speaker 1: of domestic infelicity. But at last, after a more than
- 28:10Speaker 1: usually vigorous struggle, the combatants suddenly moved apart. My father's
- 28:15Speaker 1: breast and my mother's weapon showed evidence of contact. For
- 28:19Speaker 1: another instant they glared at each other in the most
- 28:22Speaker 1: unamiable way. Then my poor wounded father, feeling the hand
- 28:26Speaker 1: of death upon him, leapt forward, unmindful of resistance, grasped
- 28:31Speaker 1: my dear mother in his arms, dragged her to the
- 28:34Speaker 1: side of the boiling Caldron, collected all his failing energies
- 28:38Speaker 1: and sprang in with her. In a moment, both had
- 28:42Speaker 1: disappeared and were adding their oil to that of the
- 28:46Speaker 1: Committee of citizens who had called the day before with
- 28:49Speaker 1: an invitation to the public meeting. Convinced that these unhappy
- 28:55Speaker 1: events closed to me every avenue to an honorable career
- 28:59Speaker 1: in that town, I removed to the famous city of Ottumwi,
- 29:03Speaker 1: where these memoirs are written, with a heart full of remorse,
- 29:07Speaker 1: or a heedless act entailing so dismal, a commercial disaster,
- 29:14Speaker 1: an imperfect conflagration. Early one June morning in eighteen seventy two,
- 29:23Speaker 1: I murdered my father, an act which made a deep
- 29:27Speaker 1: impression on me at the time. This was before my marriage,
- 29:32Speaker 1: while I was living with my parents in Wisconsin. My
- 29:35Speaker 1: father and I were in the library of their home
- 29:38Speaker 1: dividing the proceeds of a burglary which we had committed
- 29:40Speaker 1: that night. These consisted of household goods mostly, and the
- 29:45Speaker 1: task of equitable division was difficult. We got on very
- 29:49Speaker 1: well with the napkins, towels and such things, and the
- 29:52Speaker 1: silverware was parted pretty nearly equally. But you can see
- 29:57Speaker 1: for yourself that when you try to divide a single
- 30:00Speaker 1: music box by two without a remainder, you will have trouble.
- 30:05Speaker 1: It was that music box which brought disaster and disgrace
- 30:10Speaker 1: upon our family. If we had left it, my poor
- 30:13Speaker 1: father might now be alive. It was a most exquisite
- 30:18Speaker 1: and beautiful piece of workmanship, inlaid with costly woods and
- 30:22Speaker 1: carven very curiously. It would not only play a great
- 30:25Speaker 1: variety of tunes, but would whistle like a quail, bark
- 30:30Speaker 1: like a dog crow every morning at daylight, whether it
- 30:33Speaker 1: was wound up or not, and break the Ten Commandments.
- 30:38Speaker 1: It was this last mentioned accomplishment that won my father's
- 30:42Speaker 1: heart and caused him to commit the only dishonorable act
- 30:46Speaker 1: of his life, though possibly he would have committed more
- 30:48Speaker 1: if he had been spared. He tried to conceal that
- 30:52Speaker 1: music box from me and declared upon his honor that
- 30:55Speaker 1: he had not taken it, though I know very well
- 30:59Speaker 1: that so far as he was concerned, the burglary had
- 31:02Speaker 1: been undertaken, chiefly for the purpose of obtaining it. My
- 31:07Speaker 1: father had the music box hidden under his cloak. We
- 31:10Speaker 1: had worn cloaks by way of disguise. He had solemnly
- 31:13Speaker 1: assured me that he did not take it, and knew
- 31:17Speaker 1: that he did, and knew something of which he was
- 31:19Speaker 1: evidently ignorant, namely that the box would crow at daylight
- 31:23Speaker 1: and betray him if I could prolong the division of
- 31:26Speaker 1: profits till that time. All occurred as I wished, As
- 31:31Speaker 1: the gas light began to pale in the library and
- 31:34Speaker 1: the shape of the windows was seen dimly behind the
- 31:37Speaker 1: curtains along cock, a doodle doo came from beneath the
- 31:42Speaker 1: old gentleman's cloak, followed by a few bars of an
- 31:45Speaker 1: aria from Tannhauser, ending with a loud click. A small
- 31:51Speaker 1: hand axe, which we had used to break into the
- 31:54Speaker 1: unlucky house, lay between us on the table. I picked
- 31:58Speaker 1: it up. The old man, seeing that further concealment was useless,
- 32:02Speaker 1: took the box from under his cloak and set it
- 32:04Speaker 1: on the table. Cut it in too, if you prefer
- 32:08Speaker 1: that plan, said he. I tried to save it from destruction.
- 32:13Speaker 1: He was a passionate lover of music, and could himself
- 32:16Speaker 1: play the concertina with expression and feeling. I said, I
- 32:21Speaker 1: do not question the purity of your motive. It would
- 32:24Speaker 1: be presumptuous of me to sit in judgment on my father.
- 32:28Speaker 1: But business is business, and with this axe, I am
- 32:32Speaker 1: going to effect a dissolution of our partnership unless you
- 32:35Speaker 1: will consent in all future burglaries to wear a bell punch. No,
- 32:41Speaker 1: he said, after some reflection. No, I could not do that.
- 32:45Speaker 1: It would look like a confession of dishonesty. People would
- 32:49Speaker 1: say that you distrusted me. I could not help admiring
- 32:52Speaker 1: his spirit and sensitiveness. For a moment I was proud
- 32:56Speaker 1: of him and disposed to overlook his fault. But a
- 32:59Speaker 1: glance at the rich stchally dueled music box decided me,
- 33:03Speaker 1: and as I said, I removed the old man from
- 33:05Speaker 1: this veil of tears. Having done so, I was a
- 33:09Speaker 1: trifle uneasy. Not only was he my father, the author
- 33:13Speaker 1: of my being, but the body would be certainly discovered.
- 33:16Speaker 1: It was now broad daylight, and my mother was likely
- 33:19Speaker 1: to enter the library at any moment. Under the circumstances,
- 33:23Speaker 1: I thought it expedient to remove her also, which I did.
- 33:28Speaker 1: Then I paid off all the servants and discharged them.
- 33:32Speaker 1: That afternoon, I went to the chief of police told
- 33:35Speaker 1: him what I had done, and asked his advice. It
- 33:38Speaker 1: would be very painful to me. If the facts became
- 33:41Speaker 1: publicly known, My conduct would be generally condemned. The newspapers
- 33:46Speaker 1: would bring it up against me, if ever I should
- 33:48Speaker 1: run for office. The Chief saw the force of these considerations.
- 33:53Speaker 1: He was himself an assassin of wide experience. After consulting
- 33:58Speaker 1: with the presiding judge of the Court of Variable Jurisdiction,
- 34:02Speaker 1: he advised me to conceal the bodies in one of
- 34:04Speaker 1: the bookcases, get a heavy insurance on the house, and
- 34:08Speaker 1: burn it down. This I proceeded to do. In the
- 34:12Speaker 1: library was a bookcase which my father had recently purchased
- 34:17Speaker 1: with some cranky inventor and had not filled. It was
- 34:22Speaker 1: in shape and size something like the old fashioned wardrobes
- 34:26Speaker 1: which one sees in bedrooms without closets, but opened all
- 34:29Speaker 1: the way down like a woman's night's dress. It had
- 34:32Speaker 1: glass doors. I had recently laid out my parents, and
- 34:36Speaker 1: they were now rigid enough to stand erect, so I
- 34:39Speaker 1: stood them in this bookcase, from which I had removed
- 34:42Speaker 1: the shelves. I locked them in and tacked some curtains
- 34:46Speaker 1: over the glass doors. The inspector from the insurance office
- 34:50Speaker 1: passed half a dozen times before the case without suspicion.
- 34:55Speaker 1: That night, after getting my policy, I set fire to
- 34:58Speaker 1: the house and started through the woods to town two
- 35:01Speaker 1: miles away, where I managed to be found. About the
- 35:04Speaker 1: time the excitement was at its height, with cries of
- 35:07Speaker 1: apprehension for the fate of my parents. I joined the
- 35:10Speaker 1: rush and arrived at the fire some two hours after
- 35:14Speaker 1: I had kindled it. The whole town was there as
- 35:17Speaker 1: I dashed up. The house was entirely consumed. But in
- 35:21Speaker 1: one end of the level bed of glowing embers, bolt
- 35:24Speaker 1: upright and uninjured, was that bookcase. The curtains had burned away,
- 35:29Speaker 1: exposing the glass doors through which the fierce red light
- 35:33Speaker 1: illuminated the interior. There stood my dear father, in his
- 35:38Speaker 1: habit as he lived, and at his side the partner
- 35:42Speaker 1: of his joys and sorrows. Not a hair of them
- 35:45Speaker 1: was singed. Their clothing was intact on their heads and throats.
- 35:49Speaker 1: The injuries, which, in the accomplishment of my designs I
- 35:52Speaker 1: had been compelled to inflict, were conspicuous, as in the
- 35:56Speaker 1: presence of a miracle. The people were silent, awe and
- 36:01Speaker 1: terror had stilled every towne I was myself greatly affected.
- 36:07Speaker 1: Some three years later, when the events herein related had
- 36:10Speaker 1: nearly faded from my memory, I went to New York
- 36:13Speaker 1: to assist in passing some counterfeit United States bonds. Carelessly
- 36:17Speaker 1: looking into a furniture store one day, I saw the
- 36:20Speaker 1: exact counterpart of that bookcase. I bought it for a
- 36:24Speaker 1: trifle from a reformed inventor. The dealer explained. He said
- 36:28Speaker 1: it was fireproof, the pores of the wood being filled
- 36:31Speaker 1: with alum under hydraulic pressure, and the glass made of asbestos.
- 36:35Speaker 1: I don't suppose it is really fireproof. You can have
- 36:38Speaker 1: it at the price of an ordinary bookcase. No, I said,
- 36:42Speaker 1: If you cannot warrant it fireproof, I won't take it,
- 36:44Speaker 1: and I bade him good morning. I would not have
- 36:48Speaker 1: had it at any price. It revived memories that were
- 36:52Speaker 1: exceedingly disagreeable the hypnotist by those of my my friends
- 37:00Speaker 1: who happen to know that I sometimes amuse myself with hypnotism,
- 37:05Speaker 1: mind reading, and kindred phenomena. I am frequently asked if
- 37:09Speaker 1: I have a clear conception of the nature of whatever
- 37:12Speaker 1: principle underlies them. To this question, I always reply that
- 37:17Speaker 1: I neither have nor desire to have. I am no
- 37:21Speaker 1: investigator with an ear at the keyhole of Nature's workshop,
- 37:25Speaker 1: trying with vulgar curiosity to steal the secrets of her trade.
- 37:30Speaker 1: The interests of science are as little to me as
- 37:34Speaker 1: mine seem to have been to science. Doubtless, the phenomena
- 37:38Speaker 1: in question are simple enough and in no way transcend
- 37:41Speaker 1: our powers of comprehension. If only we could find the clue.
- 37:45Speaker 1: But for my part, I prefer not to find it,
- 37:49Speaker 1: for I am of a singularly romantic disposition, deriving more
- 37:53Speaker 1: gratification from mystery than from knowledge. It was commonly remarked
- 37:58Speaker 1: of me when I was a child that my big
- 38:00Speaker 1: blue eyes appeared to have been made rather to look
- 38:04Speaker 1: into than look out of. Such was their dreamful beauty,
- 38:08Speaker 1: and in my frequent periods of abstraction, their indifference to
- 38:12Speaker 1: what was going on in those peculiarities they resembled. I
- 38:17Speaker 1: venture to think the soul which lies behind them always
- 38:21Speaker 1: more intent upon some lovely conception which it has created
- 38:25Speaker 1: in its own image, than concerned about the laws of
- 38:28Speaker 1: nature and the material frame of things. All this irrelevant
- 38:32Speaker 1: and egotistic as it may seem, is related by way
- 38:36Speaker 1: of accounting for the meagerness of the light that I
- 38:38Speaker 1: am able to throw upon a subject that has engaged
- 38:42Speaker 1: so much of my attention, and concerning which there is
- 38:45Speaker 1: so keen and general a curiosity with my powers and opportunities,
- 38:51Speaker 1: another person might doubtless have an explanation for much of
- 38:55Speaker 1: what I present simply as narrative. My first knowledge that
- 38:59Speaker 1: I poss zest unusual powers came to me in my
- 39:03Speaker 1: fourteenth year, when at school, happening one day to have
- 39:07Speaker 1: forgotten to bring my noonday luncheon, I gazed longingly at
- 39:12Speaker 1: that of a small girl who was preparing to eat hers.
- 39:16Speaker 1: Looking up, her eyes met by, and she seemed unable
- 39:20Speaker 1: to withdraw them. After a moment of hesitancy, she came
- 39:25Speaker 1: forward in an absent kind of way, and without a word,
- 39:29Speaker 1: surrendered her little basket with its tempting contents, and walked away,
- 39:35Speaker 1: inexpressibly pleased, I relieved my hunger and destroyed the basket.
- 39:40Speaker 1: After that I had not the trouble to bring a
- 39:43Speaker 1: luncheon for myself. That little girl was my daily purveyor,
- 39:49Speaker 1: and not infrequently, in satisfying my simple need from her
- 39:53Speaker 1: frugal store, I combined pleasure and profit by constraining her
- 39:58Speaker 1: attendance at the feast and making misleading proffer of the viands,
- 40:03Speaker 1: which eventually I consumed to the last fragment. The girl
- 40:08Speaker 1: was always persuaded that she had eaten all herself, and
- 40:11Speaker 1: later in the day her tearful complaints of hunger surprised
- 40:16Speaker 1: the teacher, entertained the pupils earned for her the soubriquet
- 40:20Speaker 1: of greedy gut, and filled me with a peace past understanding.
- 40:26Speaker 1: A disagreeable feature of this otherwise satisfactory condition of things
- 40:31Speaker 1: was the necessary secrecy. The transfer of the luncheon, for example,
- 40:36Speaker 1: had to be made at some distance from the madding
- 40:38Speaker 1: crowd in a wood, and I blushed to think of
- 40:42Speaker 1: the many other unworthy subterfuges entailed by the situation. As
- 40:47Speaker 1: I was, and am naturally of a frank and open disposition,
- 40:51Speaker 1: these became more and more irksome, and but for the
- 40:55Speaker 1: reluctance of my parents to renounce the obvious advantages of
- 40:59Speaker 1: the new regime, I would gladly have reverted to the old.
- 41:03Speaker 1: The plan that I finally adopted to free myself from
- 41:07Speaker 1: the consequences of my own powers excited a wide and
- 41:11Speaker 1: keen interest at the time, and that part of it,
- 41:14Speaker 1: which consisted in the death of the girl, was severely condemned.
- 41:19Speaker 1: But it is hardly pertinent to the scope of this narrative.
- 41:23Speaker 1: For some years afterward I had little opportunity to practice hypnotism.
- 41:28Speaker 1: Some small essays as I made at it, Some small
- 41:31Speaker 1: essays as I made at it, were commonly barren of
- 41:34Speaker 1: other recognition than solitary confinement on a bread and water diet. Sometimes, indeed,
- 41:40Speaker 1: they elicited nothing better than the Catharine tales. It was
- 41:44Speaker 1: when I was about to leave the scene of these
- 41:46Speaker 1: small disappointments that my one really important feat was performed.
- 41:53Speaker 1: I had been called into the Warden's office and given
- 41:56Speaker 1: a suit of civilians clothing, trifling sum of money, and
- 42:00Speaker 1: a great deal of advice, which I am bound to
- 42:03Speaker 1: confess was of a much better quality than the clothing.
- 42:07Speaker 1: As I was passing out of the gate into the
- 42:09Speaker 1: light of freedom, I suddenly turned, and, looking the warden
- 42:13Speaker 1: gravely in the eye, soon had him in control. You
- 42:18Speaker 1: are an ostrich, I said. At the post autumn examination.
- 42:25Speaker 1: The stomach was found to contain a great quantity of
- 42:28Speaker 1: indigestible articles, mostly of wood and metal stuck fast in
- 42:33Speaker 1: the esophagus and constituting, according to the coroner's jury, the
- 42:38Speaker 1: immediate cause of death one door knob. I was by
- 42:43Speaker 1: nature a good and affectionate son. But as I took
- 42:47Speaker 1: my way into the great world from which I had
- 42:50Speaker 1: been so long secluded, I could not help remembering that
- 42:55Speaker 1: all my misfortune had flowed like a stream from the
- 42:59Speaker 1: niggard econ of my parents in the matter of school luncheons,
- 43:04Speaker 1: and I knew of no reason to think they had reformed.
- 43:08Speaker 1: On the road between Succotash Hill and South Asphyxia is
- 43:12Speaker 1: a little open field which once contained a shanty known
- 43:16Speaker 1: as Peter Gilstrap's Place, where that gentleman used to murder
- 43:20Speaker 1: travelers for a living. The death of mister Gilstrap and
- 43:24Speaker 1: the diversion of nearly all the travel to another road
- 43:28Speaker 1: occurred so nearly at the same time that no one
- 43:31Speaker 1: has ever been able to say which was cause and
- 43:33Speaker 1: which effect. Anyhow, the field was now a desolation, and
- 43:38Speaker 1: the place had long been burned. It was while going
- 43:43Speaker 1: afoot to South Asphyxia, the home of my childhood, that
- 43:47Speaker 1: I found both my parents on their way to the hill.
- 43:51Speaker 1: They had hitched their team and were eating luncheon under
- 43:55Speaker 1: an oak tree in the center of the field. The
- 43:58Speaker 1: site of the luncheon called up painful memories of my
- 44:01Speaker 1: school days and roused the sleeping lion in my breast.
- 44:06Speaker 1: Approaching the guilty couple, who once recognized me, I ventured
- 44:11Speaker 1: to suggest that I share their hospitality of this cheer.
- 44:16Speaker 1: My son, said, the author of my being with characteristic
- 44:20Speaker 1: composity which age had not withered, There is sufficient for
- 44:25Speaker 1: but two. I am not, I hope insensible to the
- 44:29Speaker 1: hunger light in your eyes. But my father has never
- 44:33Speaker 1: completed that sentence. What he mistook for hunger light was
- 44:37Speaker 1: simply the earnest gaze of the hypnotist. In a few
- 44:41Speaker 1: seconds he was at my service. A few more sufficed
- 44:45Speaker 1: for the lady, and the dictates of a just resentment
- 44:49Speaker 1: could be carried into effect. My former father, I said,
- 44:53Speaker 1: I presume that it is known to you that you
- 44:56Speaker 1: and this lady are no longer what you were. I
- 45:00Speaker 1: have observed a certain subtle change. Is the rather dubious
- 45:04Speaker 1: reply of the old gentleman. It is perhaps attributable to age.
- 45:10Speaker 1: It is more than that, I exclaimed, It goes to character,
- 45:15Speaker 1: to species. You and the lady here are, in truth
- 45:20Speaker 1: two bronchos, wild stallions, both and unfriendly. Why, John exclaimed,
- 45:29Speaker 1: my dear mother, you don't mean to say that I
- 45:32Speaker 1: am madam, I replied, solemnly, fixing my eyes again upon hers.
- 45:38Speaker 1: You are scarcely had the words fallen from my lips.
- 45:42Speaker 1: When she dropped upon her hands and knees, and backing up,
- 45:46Speaker 1: the old man squealed like a demon and delivered a
- 45:50Speaker 1: vicious kick upon his Shin an instant later, he was
- 45:53Speaker 1: himself down on all fours, headed away from her, and
- 45:56Speaker 1: flinging his feet at her. Simultaneously and successively, with equal earnestness,
- 46:01Speaker 1: but inferior agility because of her hampering body gear, she
- 46:05Speaker 1: plied her own. Their flying legs crossed and mingled in
- 46:09Speaker 1: the most bewildering way, their feet sometimes meeting squarely in
- 46:13Speaker 1: mid air, their bodies thrust forward, falling flat upon the ground,
- 46:17Speaker 1: and for a moment helpless. On recovering themselves, they would
- 46:21Speaker 1: resume the combat, uttering their frenzy in the nameless sounds
- 46:25Speaker 1: of the furious brutes, which they believed themselves to be.
- 46:28Speaker 1: The whole region rang with their clamor round and round,
- 46:32Speaker 1: they wheeled, the blows of their feet falling like lightnings
- 46:36Speaker 1: from the mountain cloud. They plunged and reared backward upon
- 46:39Speaker 1: their knees, struck savagely at each other with awkward, descending
- 46:43Speaker 1: blows of both fists at once, and dropped again upon
- 46:47Speaker 1: their hands, as if unable to maintain the upright position
- 46:50Speaker 1: of the body. Grass and pebbles were torn from the
- 46:54Speaker 1: soil by hands and feet, Clothing, hair, faces inexpressibly defiled
- 46:59Speaker 1: with dust and blood, while the inarticulate screams of rage
- 47:03Speaker 1: attested the delivery of the blows, groans, grunts, and gasps
- 47:08Speaker 1: their receipt. Nothing more truly military was ever seen at
- 47:12Speaker 1: Gettysburg or Waterloo. The valor of my dear parents in
- 47:17Speaker 1: the hour of danger can never cease to be to
- 47:20Speaker 1: me a source of pride and gratification. At the end
- 47:25Speaker 1: of it all, two battered, tattered, bloody, and fragmentary vestiges
- 47:30Speaker 1: of mortality attested the solemn fact that the author of
- 47:35Speaker 1: the strife was an orphan, arrested for provoking a breach
- 47:41Speaker 1: of the peace. I was, and have ever since been
- 47:44Speaker 1: tried in the court of technicalities and continuancees whence, after
- 47:49Speaker 1: fifteen years of proceedings, my attorney is moving heaven and
- 47:53Speaker 1: earth to get the case taken to the Court of
- 47:56Speaker 1: Remandment for new trials. Such are a few of my
- 48:01Speaker 1: principal experiments in the mysterious force or agency known as
- 48:06Speaker 1: hypnotic suggestion. Whether or not it could be employed by
- 48:10Speaker 1: a bad man for an unworthy purpose, I am unable
- 48:14Speaker 1: to say.