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#227 Petty Squabbles & Parenting Backflips · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: I have a question. And this is not me thinking this.
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  Speaker 1: This has come from my mother.
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  Speaker 2: This is going to be bad.
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  Speaker 1: So just know that the arrogance here is not coming
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  Speaker 1: from within.
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  Speaker 2: You can say that ten times. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 2: believe you.
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  Speaker 1: I've got my haircut and my mum thinks that I
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: look like someone.
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  Speaker 3: Can we guess?
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  Speaker 4: Can we guess?
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  Speaker 3: Start the show and we'll guess.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Do Dating Dads.
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  Speaker 3: I am Maddie J and I'm Ash And.
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  Speaker 1: This is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,
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  Speaker 1: it is the bad.
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  Speaker 3: And the related.
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  Speaker 1: And we will never give advice.
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  Speaker 3: But are you Maddie J.
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  Speaker 2: Let's find out.
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  Speaker 3: Jim Carrey No, you give very Jim Carrey early days,
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  Speaker 3: Jim Carrey vibe. Thank you because you're goofy, You're silly,
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: You're a silly boy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a big silly boy. Dick. What do you got?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know why, but I'm getting especially because it's
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  Speaker 5: from your mom.
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  Speaker 4: Patrick swayzey, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Is that it take that he's loving I'm married.
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  Speaker 3: Look I heard he has heaps of STD's that guy,
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  Speaker 3: he's dead arrogance.
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  Speaker 2: It's got to be someone that you think Tim robuts.
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  Speaker 3: He's a fucking handsome man. He's on that koala ad
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  Speaker 3: who yes, really turned?
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  Speaker 4: I mean I saw him on the Bachelor.
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  Speaker 2: What else did you see?
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  Speaker 5: Big?
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  Speaker 3: Can I have one more girl?
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  Speaker 1: One more go? He's from Brisbane.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, he's a local.
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  Speaker 1: He's a local. He's a local from Brisbane.
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  Speaker 4: Cricketer.
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  Speaker 1: He's an actor. Should I tell you.
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  Speaker 3: How did you get actor from the word cricketer?
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  Speaker 1: She said?
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  Speaker 3: Is he a creator?
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  Speaker 2: Is like, yep, he's an actor.
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  Speaker 1: I was like correcting her.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I.
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  Speaker 1: Was nudging her back on track.
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  Speaker 2: And then everyone get ready to cringe.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, ready, I am the new Jacob Lordie.
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  Speaker 3: I knew you were going to say that. We've mentioned
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  Speaker 3: it on the show before.
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  Speaker 1: And Laura laughed in my mother's face and she was like,
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  Speaker 1: I see the resemblance.
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  Speaker 6: It's very You're the most handsome mind in the world.
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  Speaker 6: It's like April with Oscar. It's just like I keep
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  Speaker 6: doing this little test, which I'm going to film it
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  Speaker 6: because that's fucking funny.
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  Speaker 3: Is I'll just be like, hey, babe, can you come
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  Speaker 3: here to see if Oscar follows the shadow? Yeah, like
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  Speaker 3: a shadow like he loves his mummy so much. She's
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  Speaker 3: just like shadowing her. So I was like, oh, babe,
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  Speaker 3: come here, and like she walks in and he's just.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I love it. What is it? I love how
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  Speaker 1: you're like cooking up experiments at home, like day fifty
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  Speaker 1: four and Oscar has followed mommy into the bedroom.
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  Speaker 3: And your mom's like day one of referring to my
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  Speaker 3: son as Jacob E lordie.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I'm honored. I don't see the resembl it's myself.
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  Speaker 4: You need to get an earring or two?
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  Speaker 1: Does you have earrings?
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  Speaker 3: Do you have?
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  Speaker 1: If you ever had us pissed, I wanted to funk.
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: I wanted to so bad.
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  Speaker 3: I had my boat mine done? Did you look?
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  Speaker 1: How old?
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  Speaker 3: Thirty four?
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  Speaker 1: Do you start a ring? Like loop?
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  Speaker 3: Little start? I had black spaces, little black spaces? What's that?
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  Speaker 4: What's I was pretty sick the spaces.
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  Speaker 3: EM know they're tiny.
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  Speaker 1: Though, Oh that's such anick. What you cry is off
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  Speaker 1: to sleep every night your bedroom?
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  Speaker 3: I still do thank you. This is awkward. Yes, you
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  Speaker 3: just referred to yourself as Jacob A laudie.
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  Speaker 2: I know that's me.
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  Speaker 3: And also yesterday that's referred to dinner as Dindin's.
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  Speaker 1: And you said, let's use that term more frequently.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was sarcasm.
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  Speaker 1: I thank you, Vick.
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  Speaker 3: Mommy, can I have some dimins? Is that what you do?
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  Speaker 3: Jacobal lord is hungry? Your eyebrown piss? Wow?
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  Speaker 5: You are married to a jeweler those so you have
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  Speaker 5: like no end of like earring material.
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  Speaker 1: If Marley is pomping for her ears to be pierced.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good question. When is that going to happen?
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  Speaker 3: I honestly, does she want to have a good miget
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  Speaker 3: An idea? Does Laura want to use me for her
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  Speaker 3: next earing campaign?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely not how beautiful ears, but loads not the right fit.
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  Speaker 1: And also, can I just say thanks to everyone on
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  Speaker 1: my stories who agreed with my mummy about Jacob a
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  Speaker 1: lordie And also just a quick shout out to my
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  Speaker 1: mummy Ellie. Nana who lives with us, has been working
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  Speaker 1: very hard lately and just such a lovely presence when
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  Speaker 1: she starts dropping those comments in front of Laura on
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  Speaker 1: the couch at nighttime.
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  Speaker 3: If you think din Din's is a nick, please write
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  Speaker 3: in and tell us we'll just just put this a bed.
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  Speaker 1: That's a I can't say anything on this podcast anymore.
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  Speaker 1: It's a democracy, you said, something you raised a question
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  Speaker 1: ash and just one one sec. Oh, I wouldn't rink
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  Speaker 1: that ifazy, oh got something here that I've just brought in.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that was delicious.
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  Speaker 1: That is a cup of milk.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I did put a little little post up to
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  Speaker 3: see went nowhere because people are obviously like, this guy's
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  Speaker 3: an idiot?
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  Speaker 1: Would you ask?
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  Speaker 3: I just asked if drinking a cup of milk is
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  Speaker 3: a fully grown man is an ick?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? And where's your take on it?
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  Speaker 3: I had tim Tams at the time, but I didn't
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  Speaker 3: put them in the picture because I was just like,
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if do you want to not not necessarily
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  Speaker 3: no less unless you've got some tim tams, have a
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  Speaker 3: big sip of that milk.
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  Speaker 2: No, I've got some coked zero over here.
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  Speaker 4: Vick, No, thank you. I don't like milk playing.
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  Speaker 3: Is it full cream? You do?
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  Speaker 1: Love? Absolutely love full I don't think I.
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  Speaker 3: Thought you going to get a milk mistaf Wow, your
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  Speaker 3: bones are going to be nice and strong.
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  Speaker 1: That mummy is just it's delicious.
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  Speaker 2: We just add to mother's milk.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I haven't.
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  Speaker 3: Had a full glass of full cream milk for a while,
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  Speaker 3: and I did with my tin tams that's a good combo.
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  Speaker 3: Did you dip it?
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  Speaker 2: I did the Tim Tam slam?
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  Speaker 3: Where you do?
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  Speaker 1: There could go another one of those.
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  Speaker 3: I forgot that you were drinking it. I look back
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  Speaker 3: and he was all gone, sorry as whoa, that's good gear.
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  Speaker 1: Laura hates it when I have a big glass of milk.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. People, people really are against it, really hates it.
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  Speaker 1: She's just like, what are you doing? Because she can
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: only drink soy? But that to me, like, that's a treat.
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  Speaker 1: I've just that to me is just she.
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  Speaker 2: Can only drink so that's called jealousy. My friend.
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  Speaker 4: Ah yeah, Matt also likes formula milk.
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  Speaker 3: Remember, oh that's right, judge, right now you're walking, why
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  Speaker 3: get some milk? Milki's for let me live. Do you
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  Speaker 3: know who would love you? Frank? And for those listening,
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  Speaker 3: Frank is my father in law, who is a milk dealer,
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  Speaker 3: who still gives my seven year old baby's bottle because
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  Speaker 3: he can't.
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  Speaker 1: I guess, do you know my granddad was actually a milkman. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't go to the didn't go to the war, didn't
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  Speaker 1: drafted to go to war because he was such an
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  Speaker 1: important person of the community.
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  Speaker 2: Is this where the saying comes from. It's just like
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  Speaker 2: you're the milk Ones kid.
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  Speaker 3: Go on, have you never heard that saying? Yeah, well
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  Speaker 3: you just said my great.
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  Speaker 1: I just questioned it just because it's just fun. A
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: little update on the studio, Vic, I have to make
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  Speaker 1: you aware of the fact that Ash and I had
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  Speaker 1: our first fight over the studio on the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't a fight.
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  Speaker 4: Do I need to break it up?
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  Speaker 3: No? It was more like Matt tried to dominate me
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  Speaker 3: and then I stood my ground, which I don't often do,
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  Speaker 3: but I was like.
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  Speaker 1: Can I not have any input on the studio given
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  Speaker 1: you've you've been designing, building, organizing the whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: I just had, well, someone's going to do something or
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  Speaker 3: nothing will get done.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: I mean Dan's doing most of it, damn it.
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  Speaker 1: And for those wondering, Dan is Vic's beautiful hus Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So this was the stoush. Matt wanted to paint all
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  Speaker 3: the walls that green color, and I mean all of them, Vic,
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  Speaker 3: thoughts I like the green, I'd like the No, that's
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  Speaker 3: not the that's not the complaint.
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  Speaker 2: That's not the complaint.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like my side of the story and then
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  Speaker 3: you have the floor to speak. It is what I've
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  Speaker 3: got to deal with. That green. Love that green, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I like it, And I said, yeah, we cool to
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  Speaker 3: do a wall in that green. Not all four walls.
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  Speaker 1: There's three there.
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  Speaker 2: There will be one, two, three, four walls.
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  Speaker 4: Matthew, So what color were the other walls?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 3: I was like, my process was, let's get it white
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  Speaker 3: as a blank canvas, and then we can add some
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  Speaker 3: color to it where we see fit. And I did. Honestly,
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  Speaker 3: I would have some of that color in there because
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  Speaker 3: I really like that green.
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  Speaker 2: That I'm not a huge fan of that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm more of a fan of to the purple behind him.
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  Speaker 3: I forget this is an audio meeting.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, purple looks so nice.
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  Speaker 1: Fine, you look great.
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  Speaker 3: Shut up a complexion, okay, Matt said. We got to
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  Speaker 3: swim with the tide. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: We've swum with the tide for three years.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, and look where we are. Yeah, I know that,
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  Speaker 3: but at some point we've got to spread our wings
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  Speaker 3: and people need to follow our path.
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  Speaker 2: I'll put it to you. Vic regardless of the color, okay,
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  Speaker 2: but having.
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  Speaker 3: All four walls that one color, which is not it's
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  Speaker 3: not it's meant to stand out that color right across
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  Speaker 3: all the four walls.
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  Speaker 2: Thoughts on that.
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  Speaker 5: I really like that color. I think it's that's our uniform.
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  Speaker 3: Totally agree, totally agree.
• 9:21
  Speaker 5: There's I think what I've got in my head. There's
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  Speaker 5: a picture which will put up on our Socialists of
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  Speaker 5: what the studio could look like that Matt sent with AI.
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  Speaker 5: And it's more like a peacock green, but it is
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  Speaker 5: all the walls, but it looks amazing.
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: We'll put this all on Socialist so the listeners, the
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  Speaker 1: dotors can have their input because ultimately, because the.
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  Speaker 2: Second green color you sent me did really like, which was.
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  Speaker 3: A bitter, which wasn't so a paler if you will,
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  Speaker 3: my argument was, I think all the walls painted the
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  Speaker 3: one color I couldn't. I could just physically couldn't sit
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  Speaker 3: in that room.
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  Speaker 2: And that's just me.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. So he attacked me about that, and I stood.
• 9:58
  Speaker 3: I stood my ground, which I don't use. So come
• 10:01
  Speaker 3: to oh lord, Matt, I'll let you get away with
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  Speaker 3: this farm.
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: That's that level of patronizing is not helping anyone today.
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  Speaker 2: Ass okay, I take that.
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: Back, Tyrant down before me. Sometimes he was, do you
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  Speaker 3: know the first thing he said when he rang let's
• 10:17
  Speaker 3: go to battle, It's like, WHOA, chill out. It's not that.
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  Speaker 1: Serious, as I made Ash like my dick.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that never happened.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm hearing both of you, and the fact that
• 10:29
  Speaker 5: Ash is saying he can't physically work.
• 10:31
  Speaker 4: We do need him to work when we're in the studio.
• 10:34
  Speaker 4: You need me, we need we.
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  Speaker 1: Need to consider as we do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know. And then he was like, well,
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  Speaker 3: you do what you want with your word, so that's
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: what I think we do. I think fine, And I
• 10:45
  Speaker 3: said that's fine if you want to have if I said,
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  Speaker 3: it doesn't mean I don't want to have that color
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  Speaker 3: in there.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, it's overwhelming. And then he sent me
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  Speaker 3: a photo of a picture of another podcast studio that
• 10:58
  Speaker 3: I referred to as tacky, but he took it very personally.
• 11:02
  Speaker 4: Because it doesn't want to bed.
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: It looked like a boy's bedroom. I think we need
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: some maturity about it. And I get swimming with the
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: time which we have.
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: Ash wants maturity. Can we just let's just have that
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: on record time? Snap that right now?
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you could tell that I'm developing Okay,
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: the character arc of me is developing. If you want
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: to stay stagnant, that's up to you. Now, I agree
• 11:29
  Speaker 3: with swimming with the type, but I said at some point,
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be like everyone else, which I
• 11:33
  Speaker 3: think is a fair point.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: I just think it's important to know someone who is
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: a photographer.
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: God's gonna get dragged into this. I think a happy
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: medium happy because he was like, I'm not backing down.
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  Speaker 1: That never happened. I never spoke. I would not have
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: that time on record. I was literally like, hey, Ash,
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: what do you think And he's like, he was like,
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: get off me, some fucking I'm trying to batch in
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  Speaker 1: my mouth.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, here's what I'm hearing.
• 12:04
  Speaker 5: I feel like I'm the mother and you are my
• 12:06
  Speaker 5: two children, and that.
• 12:07
  Speaker 3: You're don't gener us okay.
• 12:10
  Speaker 5: And you're moving into a new space together, like a bedroom,
• 12:14
  Speaker 5: and you want to have different things. I think, Ash,
• 12:17
  Speaker 5: if you want a wall that's not the green, we
• 12:20
  Speaker 5: can do that.
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  Speaker 2: And Matt, thank you.
• 12:22
  Speaker 4: You want a wall that is the green, we can
• 12:23
  Speaker 4: do that.
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: I agree saying it like that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm fine with that, But you're saying we'll just do
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: things separately.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I want people to know that's not how you're
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: allowed speaking.
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: And April was like, do you want me to go
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: after him? Babe?
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: I was like, nah, I've got this. It's fine.
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: And I don't often stare my ground on things, to
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: be honest, but this is new year, new me, and
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: I'm working on myself. That's healthy and mature of me.
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: But let's forge our own path.
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  Speaker 5: I think we need to put it to a public
• 12:49
  Speaker 5: boat very and see what the dotors think, because they're
• 12:52
  Speaker 5: the ones that have to look at us.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: Just want to let people know that there is no
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: risk of this podcast ending.
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: That's what you think, buddy, Let's go to battle. That's
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: how I start. Who starts a conversation like that?
• 13:05
  Speaker 5: I think if Matt says let's battle, that's him like
• 13:08
  Speaker 5: being jovial.
• 13:10
  Speaker 4: He doesn't mean let's battle.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: Oh god, I did have a knife when I said that.
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: He was he was. He made a phone call to
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: try and dominate the situation. And I called you.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: I called you to talk it through. That's and what
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: and how you perceived that as being an act of war?
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: And I called you to talk it.
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: Through like this? Do you would you say that?
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: Your tone was like this like this.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: Do you believe that his time would have been like that?
• 13:42
  Speaker 5: I don't know, but I think I need to be
• 13:44
  Speaker 5: on all calls from now on.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: Let the dotors decide, actually have a little gripe, if
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: I may so. Turn one of school, we thought we're
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: going to strip it right back. No extra activities, no sport,
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: We're just gonna let the girls have school in school alone.
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: I'm looking for you before you the girls, I was
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: like that I would like.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: To do gymnastics, but we thought, hey, we're now term two.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: I think a term two. The girls have shown some
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: interests in gymnastics, and I'm like, great, they want to
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: do something. They've shown interest, they're asking for it, Like
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: I will give them what they want because there's no
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: better feeling than the girls having an interest. You enable
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: it and you're like, this is a beautiful thing.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: They have tried gymnastics before, though, haven't they.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: They liked it, and then they kind of got offered.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: And then they were during kindy and we.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Did soccer with Lola, and then after a few lessons
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: she got offered. Stupid backpackers And you're paying so much
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: money for an experience where everyone's left unhappy.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the backpackage.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Soccer coaches that were just like thought they were in
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: the UAFA.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were doing like Premier league start training drills
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: for four year olds. Yeah. I was like this is
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: too much. So the girls want to do gymnastics. They
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: now did the trial. I committed full term payment and
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this is great.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: They did it full trial, full day trial. Loved it.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: Full day.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Afternoon. I trained for nine hours, so they had one session.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: But at gymnastics, what they do I don't know if
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: this is a regular thing. There's a big wheel, like
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: a big wheel that has like a little like little
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: dangly thing and he goes.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: Like wheel Fortune, We thank you, what a great show.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: We should revamp that bringing it back. Two dads real
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: Wheel of Fortune.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: And so what the kids do?
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: Give away holidays, elements.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: There are prizes, but they're like kind of like a
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: slime bucket. That's another problem. But once they finished, the
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: girls walk out, they spin the wheel, see if they
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: land on the major prize, which there's only like a
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: couple of them pepped like three on the wheel, very
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: hard to get.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: What's a major prize?
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: A little slime bucket? And like a little like fidget spinner.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: That's it, fig spinner, I can get behind slime bucket.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: That's not a major, that's a major. Throw it straight
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: at the bin and so.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: They walk out, They spin the wheel, spin it once,
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: they don't win because it's hard to win, and then
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: they leave. Now every time the last two weeks when
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: they haven't won, my kids are like, but I just
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: want to spin it again, and I'm like, well, that's
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: eat one spin and that is it. And they're hysterical
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: because they haven't yet won a prize on the wheel.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: And also they're spinning it, and then they're like, all right,
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: get out now, you've got to deal with this, right.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: It's like when Macy doesn't get a draw for in Uno,
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: I've got to like give a one at the end.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, this is a lesson. You don't always
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: win important life lesson. We're going to get out of here.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: I have children like on the stomach, punching the floor,
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: being like, this is the worst day ever.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Haven't had to witness someone else winning and not them?
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Well, because there's the class all leaves at the same time,
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: and so there's always one person who wins. So they
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: see what it's like, they see the glory of the winning.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: It's a recipe for disaster.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I just think we should remove the wheel. I don't
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: want to tell them how to operate their business.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: Who implemented the wheel?
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know what to do.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Let's go into battle with them.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: We should get them.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: I want to steal the wheel because I said to
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: the girls, because we're driving home in the car, everyone's screaming,
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: I'm getting told's the worst day. Yeah, but I've just
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: paid like sixty bucks for this experience, well one hundred
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: and twenty because it's two of them, and maybe ecceating
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: the fee.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: You should be able to it should be for the parents,
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: so the parents get to spin with a chance to
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: win the money back for the lesson.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: That is genius.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Going to be like, you're a fucking idiot.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: No, I was just processing that. That was very good.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Was in shock.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: I think that's good gear.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: That's great.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: So if you're listening gymnast people, one sorry, but two Also,
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: it's a recipe for disasters.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: I've said that. Any more tears and there's no more
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: gymnastics because I'm like, I'm not paying money for this,
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: you double down on that. But then I'm like, it's
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: like it's a week away. So we had a good conversation.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: They were like, okay, Dad, Like we'll suck it up
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: after like an hour of tantrums. And I'm like, will
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: they remember this conversation next week? Once they see the wheel,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: once they see that bright shiny.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Tool vision in the corner.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: They'd be like, must spin it.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Now. What you could do as well is maybe have
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: like you can get one on your phone, and you
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: could be like if they'd lose, and then maybe have
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: it with all like prizes, like.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: But then now'll steal my phone and I phone on
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: and they're they're like on the pokeing machine, just like
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: I want to get there.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: Another thing, I don't understand why they have it, but
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: if I could put a different spin on.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: That's it's a good observations. Why do they have it?
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that confuses me in the first place, But I
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: would say the first time it is going to be bad,
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: that's a given. But the more they do it, the
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: more they get used to the feeling. As what Jen
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: would say, and it's resilient building. And what it actually
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: reminds me of is that Bluey episode with Past the
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Parcel and how little Bingo keeps losing every single time,
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: and then by the end she's good at losing.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: She just accepts that she's a loser.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you know this, Loui's not real.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: I know, but I like to think that it's.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Good life lessons. I want my kids to be resilient
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: or is.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: It like every week they're going to be disappointed? Because
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: if they're not learning and they're just taking it as disappointment,
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: does that mean you're continuously letting it kid get disappointed
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: If they're never going to win with the chance of
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: maybe winning once, is it worth it? No?
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: No? And then I've got buddy slime in the car.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: That's another story. Yeah.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: I think like if they spun it at the start,
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: like hey, you know, they wouldn't.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: They wouldn't know, do you know why? Because it'd become
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: their problem bastards?
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: So what now? Where are we at?
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Do I let them spin it next week?
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right?
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: I reckon if they lose, you cause a scene, you
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: throw the tantrum and go, how do you like it?
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Not that I want to compare is a dangerous thing
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: to do. But I look at all you other kids,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, they're all like, lose move on. I'm like,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: why am I the only ones screaming and kicking right now?
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Have they lost anything before?
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, yeah, you said that very tentatively, very
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: high pitched.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: That's telling Molly she's gonna lose a tooth so that
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: she doesn't get upset that Lola is losing it to Okay.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Moving on, Hey, Poppy go, I know where the problem lies, Vitoria.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Do you know the MVP of the family right now?
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Buster? No?
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: He sucks joking. I love, I love Buster. Buster is
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: doing great, but Poppy is doing even better. She is
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: being a freaking legend.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: That photo of her in the what's that chair that
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: she was in outside with the sunny's inflatable.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: I don't want to sit here and say that other
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: parents with young children should do the same thing, because
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: every child is different, and I think when it comes
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: to sleep, bloody hell, it's tough. It's tough. But I
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: just want to say a lot of people flagged that
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: it's hard with the baby in the bassinette next to
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: your bed in your bedroom because they can smell the
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: milk they know you're there, and the scent.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: They're like bloodhounds.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: And they wake up lots. And so they were like,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: put her in another room.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: And I was thinking on the peloton.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I know the polates machine plenty, she is wedged in the.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: She's in between the peloton, and she's going to grow
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: if she grows up to be really into fitness.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: We know what. But I thought, if she wakes up,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: it's more effort because you've got to leave the room
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: and then you wake up more. But it has been
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: a game changer last.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Night not having her in there.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: I don't want to. I'm sorry to anyone who's struggling.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: I told you so, just saying you did, you did?
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got Oscar out in two weeks out of
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: our room. It was fell off his chair, and it
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: makes it was a bit different because I slept because
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: we had Oscar.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Obviously, what was he like two?
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: So he's still at that age where he might wake
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: up here and there. But I slept in the lound
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: room for six months, best six months of my life. Sorry,
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: but was was great.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: But yeah, two weeks of Lasko because I was like, fuck,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: you're so noisy.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: He did noises and they go, oh, it's like, fuck,
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: is there an owl in here?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: They are bloody noisy.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: But yes, I agree, good, good decision last night.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Didn't wake up once? Yeah, you're so both sorry. Is
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: there any parent out there right now who was like
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: doing multiple wake ups?
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: It gets better, it gets better, it gets better. What
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: you put in now is what you'll reap the benefits
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: of later. Whatever ail reword that put it on a
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: T shirt well said, I think signed for some breaking news, Matt.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so this is a bit of a different breaking
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: news today. I actually saw this article last night and
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: it hit a little bit differently, and I'll explain why
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: at the end. Okay, there's been a steady increase in
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: Australian women choosing to have babies later in life, with
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: more mums welcoming children in their forties than ever before.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Geriatrics is that the geriatric pregnancy.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: I always thought geriatric was much older. It's always said
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: geriatric pregnancy.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking, Nan, what are you doing.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: No, it's like if you're twenty nine, they're like, you're
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: a geriatric.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: So we're all geriatrics here.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, Laura was a geriatric to pregnant.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: This dry.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think well mine were as well. To be honest,
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: I think it's anything over thirty five.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: I feel like, can we get that to be addressed.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh it's awful.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who's the health minister.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: We'll get a dictionary.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: No, it's medical terms, medical dictionary, so we can continue
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: to change the name.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, sorry, okay, thank you.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: Well. Experts they shifting careers, relationships, and access to fertility
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: support are changing the timeline of motherhood across the country,
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: and statistics show in the last thirty years, the number
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: of mothers who've had babies after thirty five has tripled,
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: with some women revealing they became mums at forty seven
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: and forty four years of age.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: And while these stories highlight a growing trend, they also
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: landed a little differently for me this week.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: Okay, because while.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: It's not breaking news, I did wake up the other
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: morning and I was eleven days late.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Can I ask a really dumb question when you're late,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: like how often does.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: That have happen for me? Never?
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: So you always it varies from woman to woman, right,
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: whether there whether because some people are like clockwork where
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: some people are obviously.
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if you've got polycystic ovaries or anything like that.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: It can definitely delay it. Stress can also be a factor.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: Weight can be a factor.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Can I ask another really dumb question.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: And there are no dumb questions?
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Well, on another plot, wait to hear it first. I
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: was like, I once said the comment about where the
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: pad sticks to, and some people were like, oh, that's okay,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Like it's a bit silly. A few people were like,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: how the fuck do you not know that? And I'm like, well,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: no one, you don't know, we don't know.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: That's fair.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: But here we go and ask the question and then
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I'll deal with the hate later. God, is it every
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: four weeks?
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: It's not four weeks. It's like it depends on your cycle.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: So every woman has a different length of cycle. It
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: can be anything between I think like twenty six and
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: thirty two or twenty nine.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Point three five days, just like the moon for April
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: or is that just as the moon? Isn't it similar?
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: It is similar, but it isn't guided by the moon.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: If you think it is, are you sure about that?
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: It is just incidents. I mean some people might think
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: No, that's fair. I think that's a fair question.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's a dumb question whatsoever, because majority
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: of men at home going to their wives or their
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: partners and going how many days? Is it exactly like
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: they're not having that conversation because mainly we're.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: Stupid, and also you don't know what you don't know.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, you guys are like, oh I got him.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: Eleven days late.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, continue from that point.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: So I asked Dan to go out and get me
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: a pregnancy test because I was like, well, that's the
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: first thing I need to rule out right.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: But how did he respond to that request?
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: He was like, what.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: He's had to snip?
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: He No, he hasn't.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: And so he went and did drop off for me
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: so I could start working. And he took so long
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: to get back, and every single scenario was going through
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: my head.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: What happened? Did he get? Did he like shops?
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: He went to the city traffic.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: I was like, where's his bloody test?
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: I was hungry got Honestly, I was using all of
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: my WheelPower to like not Google. I ended up on
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: CHATCHBT and basically because I'm forty one turning forty two
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: next month, I'm looking great.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: By the way, thanks yeah, new hair looks very good.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Thanks.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: I am right on the brink of whether it can
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: be pregnancy or perimenopause.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: It's funny you mentioned this.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And so it was five hours between the time
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: I realized I was eleven days late and the time
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: that I did the pregnancy test.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: What the fuck was Dan?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Dylan? He went to see the Lord of the Rings.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Ringsn't do with me?
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: Well, I woke up at five am, so everyone was
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: still asleep. But the mental gymnastics that went through my
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: head of every scenario, it was like excitement.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: I was terrified. I was like, my body, I.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: Don't think can physically handle it. My brain, I don't
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: know how the other kids are going to respond. Okay,
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: we're gonna have to sell our investment property. We're gonna
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: have to find another place nice. Dad's gonna have to
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: be like the amount of stuff that went through my head.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: And then Dan came home with her. He's like here,
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I bet you have nothing about us. I've
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: literally planned our whole life around whether or not I'm pregnant.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Right now he's driving going.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: It's he would have remember when April was late years ago,
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: this popped up. We were recording a podcast, and April
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: poked her head down the stairs of our old place
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: and was like, oh, I just say now I'm late, remember,
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: and we're like what the fuck? Thankfully, like we weren't
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: ready either, and I had a second me, so I
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: was like, who is he anyway? But like I remember,
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: in that brief period of time, I was like, oh God, God,
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: get my fairs in order, like I've.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: Got you know, Oh my god, I've got to start
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: all over again.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: We're giving away all the shit, the amount. So he
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: would have been in that car trying to switch in
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: radio stations, trying to drown out the head noise and
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: be like, oh.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: My god, we're gonna have to sell everything, you know.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: And then he comes home and he's like he's just
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: like he's opened the door.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: It's just like.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: But inside he's gone.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a very cool cub of a collected guy.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: But then we did the test and it was a
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: very clear nose straight away. But then you're met with
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: a whole other likes.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I'd literally just planned.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: I also didn't mention during that five hours we also
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: had a fight then about money.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Of course, of.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Course you did. It's always the worst time as well.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but then I was like relieved but also really
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: sad actually because I always did want a third baby,
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: but I kind of just felt like that had passed.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: And then I think I got a little bit excited that,
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: oh I might have a little baby on my chest
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: at the end of the year, and like the excitement
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: and the joy that that would bring, even though we
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: would also turn our life upside down absolutely.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Do you are you off the back of that, are
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: you ruling out a third or is it still something
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: that maybe could you would be considering that this article
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: where it's more becoming more and more common, do you
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: think that there is a stage of your life where
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: you would want to take the thought.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: I think we definitely had been for sure up until recently.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I think morning.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, It's funny because as soon as it was like
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: it had been presented to me, I was like, oh shit, like,
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: my body, our finances are life, We're not ready for this, like,
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: and then when it was taken away.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, Like, I would have really loved.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: To have that little bubby, but I don't think it's
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: right for us. I think it really would have imploded
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: our life. I actually even thought of latable Jim, because
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: you know how he was so positive about having that
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: third surprise baby.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, maybe it could be like that.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: But yeah, like.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: It's such a weird feeling because it was just any
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: other day, like normal, but because I had this one
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: little blip, it really sent my whole brain on it.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you pretty much live your life out in your
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: brain before anything's actually happened.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: You do it Midway through your morning coffee.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: You're like, should I be drinking this coffee? Because I
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: might be, And then all of a sudden you're like,
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: am I'm not gonna be able to drink cofee for
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: a year.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: And it's like all the things that you're not gonna
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: be able to do in that time.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: And then you're like, oh my god, I'm gonna get
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: another bedroom like the snowball I can.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: Imagine, Like yeah, and then.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: He's not going to effect from a third baby, and
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: you're like, whoa.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: But the thing, and this is why Dan and I
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: ended up having the fight, was because if I was pregnant,
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't get rid of it.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: I would really want to have that third baby.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I would Laura did say she was like, if we
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: had an accident. I think she's kind of like scare
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: me into getting of a sector and she's like, I
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: would have to have it, And I was like, oh
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: my god. But my mum had her fifth baby, Tom
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: shout out to Tom, my younger brother. She was forty three, okay,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: and she had Tom and he.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Woul would have been progressive in her time back then.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Like that's yeah, that's like now it's it's becoming more normal.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: But people like my parents, well my parents were pretty
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: late to the thirties in that time, but like people
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: were having kids in like their twenties, like twenty two.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fun, isn't it. So yeah, that was my
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: week this week.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: How are you feeling now?
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: I've kind of come to terms with it, but like
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: I definitely had a few tears.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Actually.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, if you ever want to talk about it,
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Matt and I are always here.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: Oh thank you. I've got two big babies right here.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, let's go to battle.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you've noticed, Matt, you did see
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Oscar yesterday.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: He's shot up a little bit.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Well, not as much as I thought.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Thanks.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: I'm sure my parents are short. There's no one tall
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: than my.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Fan, Macy had had grown I saw Macy, she.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Got her knees done.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: He's really tall.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Now now Macy has grown up, she's turning same.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Same okay, same, yeah, okay, fair enough. But he looks great,
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: thank you athletic. He's skin and bone.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: But he eat.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: He started to eat, you know. And it's like kids
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: don't know how good food is until like, you know,
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: like now, I'm like food and sleep. That's amazing, and
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: they hate both of them for some reason. But I
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: just want to say, I think we have a child
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: prodigy on our hands here. Okay, four games of soccer
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: he's played. Have a guess how many goals he's scored
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: in four games?
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Hard to know if kids are scoring like similar level
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: of goals as like a professional match, or if it's
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: going to be like twenty zerol. I mean, how big
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: is the pitch? So many questions? What size is the goals?
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Just I'll simplify your life and just tell you, okay please.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: So on Debut scored a hat trick. For those playing
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: at home, a hatrick is three.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: And just for reference, what was the final score of
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: that game?
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: For one? So that without him it's a draw. That's
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: how I see it? Yeah, And then the next game
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: doubled up. He scored six six goals. There's an Eastern
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: European dad on our team, and he's like, does he
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: want to come live with us?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Will nurture this talent? Will nurture it? In four games
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: he scored eighteen goals.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's very arrogant, isn't it? Tell him
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: to dial it that I know.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I'm like, come on, man, you'll be better than me.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: It is it awkward? And you're like, oh, he's got
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: another It's more like that little whip kid get scoring.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: Not just the scoring. He's going shoulder to shoulder with
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: kids and like working kids off the ball. He's slide
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: tackling and taking the ball and no, let I'm like,
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: what's going on here?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Will he be the next Harry Kull?
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Maybe do we.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Send him to England?
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: But we are undefeated the Vipers, and I want to
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: show you something that one of the duds has made,
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: which I thought this fucking this is this is good gear.
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: Vipers on the crowd, Wow up Jo.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: The whole league knows the sound.
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: Harrison with the vision for sise decisions on the field.
• 33:32
  Speaker 7: Andre's got the heavy ammunition. It's a done deal with
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: Eliza and j locking down the whole entire zone, Harry
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: B and Rosie running the midfield. They owned Kai, Ivy
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: and Kaya. The front line is pure fire. Oscar Harry W.
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: Clay taking the game higher, Sophie and Charlie.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: That's the finals thing.
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: The play's done. The Vipers run the city piece.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: We already won. Wow, Micro is that Ai rappings Ai?
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: That's so good, isn't it? That is amazing?
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: That is amazing. I love that YE pumped them up
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: before the game.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then they got you.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: I'm want to do that for Louis rugby teams.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: You should do it. Really.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Just remind me how you were scouted when you were younger.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: I wasn't scouted.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Just tell me the story. What happened.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Well, it was a rainy winter's morning, so I used to.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Play a bit of soccer and I do remember I
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: must have been twelve, and we went to a tryouts
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: game where, like I think, from my team, three players
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: got chosen. We did a day clinic where we did
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: some skills, played a match. I didn't get picked.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Oh we've all been there though. Did you have that
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: experience I had that as a child. I wasn't picked
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: for anything either, So like my it's good to have
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: us back, it's have it's good to see us talking again.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: It was awkward, but now we're good.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Do you think there is any chance here? You often
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: see it with parents wanting to like give the child
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: the life that they always wanted. Can you implant your
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: dream of being an international soccer star into your child?
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: No?
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: And this is why. Okay.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: For example, Jack Robinson, professional surfer, had a big fall
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: out with his dad because his dad was that dad.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: It's like Elena Dockitch, Yeah, okay dad and Serena and
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Venus Williams their dad. Yeah.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: I don't want to I want to buck that trend, Matthew.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: I want to be able to support him and like
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: be able to thankfully, I have twenty five years worth
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: of soccer knowledge that I can help him, but I
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: also want him to be humble. So I'm also very
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: much like, I know you scored, but this is a
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: team sport.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: How do you make sure it doesn't go to his head?
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Anytime someone else scores. He's the first to congratulate that player,
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: and it's like you do that, and he's very good
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: at it. He's getting better at it. April not so much.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: April's like, you're the best. Come here, you're the best.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, the team's meeting at halftime and April's
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: got him over here, like you're the bet worry about
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: them shitty kids. And I'm like, it's a team sport,
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: and it's like I'm like, there's no eyeing team, and
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: it was like, well they buddy, And she's on the sideline. God,
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to get some footage of her, but she
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: keeps catching literally, So I'm trying to keep him humble
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: because I'm like, hey.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: But he's scoring eighteen goals in three games. That's a
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: mission impossible. For what it's worth, I just want to
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: say I was at your house yesterday and I didn't
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: pick up any sense of arrogance from him whatsoever.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: That comes down to the parent.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I'd say, stop making your children hate me.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: You did oversay you well.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I did ask him we wanted a store, and he
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: was like, just get the fuck out.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: He just wanted a snack.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Ash. I've started doing something as a parent that I
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: swore I would never do. Okay, and when I heard
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: parents doing this, I would think to myself, like under
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: my breath, I'll be.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Like, don't hit your kids.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Like you so dumb, so dumb, Why would you? Why
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: would you do that? Why would you set yourself up
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: like that? Okay, and now that person why I would
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: once laugh at, has now become the person that I am.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: And it's you know, it's.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: It's mature that you could recommend.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: It's mature of me to own up and be honest
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: about the mistakes that I've made. Go on, So, Lola
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: likes me a lot more than she used to, which
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: is a great thing.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: She used to hate you, she used to tell me
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: all the time.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: She used to not want sorry, Ash can laugh at
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: my hardships. I would expect more from you.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: I'll give you a pass, you can laughs.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Like she used to hate me. Lola would not let
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: me brush her teeth. I couldn't get out of the bath,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: I couldn't pu ajo, I couldn't do anything. So she
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: was just all my money. Used to break my heart.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: And then lately I've kind of crept in there. Weaseled
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: my way in coppyed Ash in his weazling ways.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: You really tried, really, really really hard to get in there.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I think it was. It was when I away, I'm
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: a sleb. That was a game change out being away.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: If anyone wants their child to want them more, just leave,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: just leave, and not just for like a week, need
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: to go for like thirty days.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then not long enough that it causes generational trauma.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: And don't contact them, like, don't message them, and then wow,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: watch them do a one.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Eighties Yeah, I remember that didn't last long though. She
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: went back into her old ways.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: She like it like dialed back and now we've reached
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: a happy medium. But when it comes to the bedtime routine,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: like with Marley, read her a story, put it down
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: for a sleep. End of Obviously she'll ask for a
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: water or you know. She there's a few things that
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: she requests.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Do you do separate reading or just one book for both?
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: One book for both? They each get the chows of book.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Laura will do one, I'll do another one end off,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: and Lola, she goes, just come and lay in my
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: bed for a bit. Just come give me a cuddle,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Just give me a little cuddle.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Do you think it's true love or manipulation?
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: She likes it, Okay, she likes it, but she also
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: knows that you're like yes, I would never say no.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: I can't say no to that. I'm starving for attention.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: And she gives me a crumb and I'll eat that right.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, do you go for me? But now every
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: night I have to go into her bed, I have
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: a side that I have to lay on. I have
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: to put my arm around her waist and I give
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: her a cuddle. Normally works out for about four or
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: five minutes. And I remember parents when they would speak
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: about the fact that the child has to go to
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: sleep with a cuddle before they go to bed. I'd
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: be like, fuck, that's a pain, because I could just
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: read the story clean, break, I'm out of there, boomb
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: drop done.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: You're delaying your time after they go to sleep because
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: you're like stuck in there. Can I leave? Especially? Did
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: she put you on the side furthest from the door? Yeah,
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: cause the most chaos are you're leaving. Also, when you
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: do cuddle around the waist, I feel that my arm's
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: so heavy on their tummy. I try and aim for
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: a hip. You do the same.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, forearm on the hip takes some of the weight off,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: but it's sometimes Laura will do like the second story,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: and I'm downstairs going, oh thanks, I missed it. And
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: then she's like, Dad, my turn, and now I have
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: to go share because I got you got one minute.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: She goes two minutes. I get one minute. I have
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: to lay there. I have to wait till she's ready.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: So she lays the bed first, she tucks herself in.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I then hop in. I'm around, stroke her head twice,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: kiss on the cheek. Then I have to get up,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: give her a hug outside the blanket, give her another kiss,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: stroke her hair. And it's a fucking DaVinci Co process.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: It is a process.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: So you're not there until she falls asleep.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: No, but she has to be pretty like drifting off. Yeah.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: And then and then.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: It's thought of that chloroform. Give me a caddle.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: And now I'm like, fuck, I'm there and I can't.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: I could never not give her a cuddle.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: There's gotta be a way out.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: It is what it is.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Is the routine going to get longer and longer.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I'm now like twenty minutes in.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I gotta light on, light off, turn around, touch my toes, clap,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: give her a kiss, star jump star, jump, turn around,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: back down, give her a hug, tuck her in out
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: the door, back in.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: It sounds exhausting, but there's going to be a time
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: where she doesn't want you in there.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: So I'm enjoying it. Say do you what do you
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: don't cut to your kids?
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: No, I don't touch them.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: No I should be.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: It's the in bunks as well. So I go Oscar,
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: give Oscar a.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: Kiss, maybe some words of affirmation, like do better, and
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: then I'll go underneath and I'll give Macy and she
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: usually grabs hold of my head for full immersive, fully immersive, Yeah,
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: like squeeze in my cheeks. And then what we'll do
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: is we'll go okay, and we're like, look, if you're
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: going to talk, call quietly.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Never talk quietly.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: It always escalates into a fucking giggle and someone's fucking
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: doing something dumb. Usually Oscar, he's an entertainer. I don't
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: know where he gets that from. And then I always
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: hear the dad or mom it's like, can you give
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: us one more kiss after shower? Do you have a shower?
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: And it's like okay, And then sometimes they're asleep before
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: that we actually get to them, which is kind of
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: cute too, because you go in to give me kids
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: and ready to sleep.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Then you go to kiss him with the.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Like danger danger, But that's usually how it goes down.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: But then they always just did not in our bed anyway,
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Like they this is the thing, right, we say, hey,
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: make sure you stay in your bed tonight, But if
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: we miss saying that across the course of the day
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: at all, it's free range.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: They so they're waiting to be like, ah, they didn't
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: say it. The idiot forgot.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like last night, it was like ten o'clock and
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: I was like, maybe I'd just yell it from here.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: They might consciously it'll absorb stay in your own bed tonight.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Macy was in there last night, so she's in't here.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: But yeah, like I said, there's gonna be a day
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: where she's gonna be like, what are you doing?
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Just be warned. The second you get in there and
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: you give him a cuddle, there's no turning back.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: I can't physically get in there anyway. You're back, are
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: you found? But that's where I was alluding to. I
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: don't have the mobility to get in there, and Oscar's
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: bed wants support my weight.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Ash we have a little cheeky Audi segment.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: Let's do it. This segment is where parents writing Matt
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: and they tell us things that they thought they knew
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: before having kids, Like that was.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Some sort of genius.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: You said that, really well, thank you good different Aldi,
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: good different that.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this one is from Sarah. Sarah, thank you so
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: much for writing.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: Sarah.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: I was absolutely convinced that my kids would never have
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: a tantrum or cry at the shops. I've definitely before
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: having kids, I looked at a parent being like, can
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: you just like control your child.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: There was an episode where I remember I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't shitting on someone. I was pointing out that
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: I saw someone's kid having a meltdown. Kmart remember at
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: the front, and I was like at the time, I
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: was like, ah, my kids aren't going to do that.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: My kids don't do that. But they fucking definitely. It's
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: just the way it is.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: It's like, you know when you're watching a sad movie
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: and something devastating happens and you're like, you feel the emotion,
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: think about like being a two year old, and then
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: they're like, you can't.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Have that toy, the devastation. It's just gonna happen, right,
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: It's just like me.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: In the Wheel of Death. Yeah, every Monday gymnastics pick up.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this one's from Lauren.
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  Speaker 3: I hated when my mum would say because I said so.
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  Speaker 2: And I'd never say that to my kids.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: Whoops. Yeah, I always say because I said so, and
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: I don't need an excuse and off and off.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did you ever say absolutely not? Is that in
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: your vocab?
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's definitely in there. It absolutely is.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: That's that's my go to Can I just have Can
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: I just have one more Lollie? Absolutely not. I feel
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: like parents, it's just ingrained in us.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: It's natural if they say can I have one more Loli?
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I want the one I gave you back.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: I like that.
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: I say a hard no. Hard Away says that back
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: to me. Yeah, I asked him to do so, He's
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: like hard no. Mom.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like to Lola, I was like a
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: brush your hair. Absolutely not. One is from Lexi Sexy Alexi.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Start that again.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Lexi is a great name. I like that. Yeah, is
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: it sure for something? Alexa? Anyway, I said I'd have
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: no plastic toys. Now I have bins full of Lego
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: magnet tiles everywhere, and every kind of plastic dinosaur that exists.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: I know, I do know.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: Once I did overhear a young couple say.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: I was just dropping in the park whatever. It was
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: a cafe whatever.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: No, they were like, oh, they're like, oh, we're definitely
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: gonna have to have just like all wooden toys. Shut
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: the fuck up.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: They hurt more.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: It's not they hurt more.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: It's like and also like four bucks from kmart.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: Who's whittling a fucking toy like out of wood?
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Now, you know, we do have a wooden rocking horse,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: like a tiny little one, and that's the only wooden
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: toy that we have. Yeah, everything else is like made
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: in Bangladesh totally.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: We inherited one of those little kitchens.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Did you guys have one of those little kitchens? Yeah, yeah,
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: but like but we inherited and all the things are wooden.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: They last ten seconds, like honestly, they're heavy. The kids like, oh,
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: it's such a waste of material. Last one from Malay Melia.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: I'm going with my Malia.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: It is great to have you on the podcast.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Elia. I apologize I am no good at pronouncing names.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: I had a childless friend suggest I do cloth diapers
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: when I had two under two, and I laughed in
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: her face.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Like, it's parents who can do the cloth diapers. I
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: commend you. That is elite level parenting. Do I want
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: to be competing in that competition. Absolutely not.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: My mum and dad did cloth nappies for my sister,
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: who's older.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: When they got to me, they gave.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Up, like this shit stinks.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: No, but my level of I'm really this is going
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: to be really bad.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: I'm going to throw my sister under the bus here
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: pretty badly. She won't hear it.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: She doesn't care about anything.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I have to shout out to Beth.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Betty, shout out to Betty. When I had Oscar, okay,
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: my my sister, and I vividly said that she didn't
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: have a kid yet she has one who's the same
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: age as Macy. When I just had Oscar, she tried
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: to convince me to use cloth nappies because that's what
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: she wanted to use for her kids because of the environment.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: I get it.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: That's fine. Everyone has their agendas. I get it. And
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: I laughed.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: I laughed and laughed and I'm still laughing, and now
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: the listeners will laughing.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: When you go to bed and April's like, what are
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: you chuckling about over there?
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: And then I remember when she had when had her kid,
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: and I was like, how's those cloth nappies going? Do
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: you want to I bought you a couple of clothes,
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: no word, nothing.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: What do you do with the poos? You put that
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: in the bin?
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: You go the toilet, You put the if you can
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: you can tip it out, I guess.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: And what you wash it in the basin in the lawn.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Where do you put the poo poo? You put in
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: the toilet and you flush.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a solid bit of pooh Like, if it's.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: A solid it's a solid poo, you'd throw toilet.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: If it's a milky like your poo's going to be
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: after that big glass of milk, guilty, It'll be just
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: just a just you get your thumbs in there like that.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Not for me. I'm sorry.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry the planet.
• 48:05
  Speaker 8: But I put the nappy in the in the bin.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I'm like, sorry, mother nature, I'm really sorry.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: This is your ship to deal with now. Literally, I'm
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: not rewatching.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I just we do care about the environment.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: Like do they still make them?
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: I'm just people just using details.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I think they stopped making them. Hey, look, do I
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: wish I was a little bit smarter with my nappy?
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Is sure?
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: Sure that you could be a lot smarter?
• 48:36
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• 48:44
  Speaker 3: a true grocery genius.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Aldi good different, Matt.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Usually, we have our dota dilemmas here, which.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: We do love, do we and we appreciate it. We
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: do love it, we do have it both moving.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: On, they moved, we have rejigged. We've removed them from
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: this episode. There now in the Monday episode which is
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: next week.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Yes, and look out for that episode.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: It is our housekeeping episode where we talk about everything
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: that you've sent in, much like dots of dilemmas and
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: other things we waffle us.
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: Nah.
• 49:15
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• 49:26
  Speaker 1: to go up to my guts because that milk is
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: curdling right ew.
• 49:29
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• 49:56
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  Speaker 3: We pay our respects to their elders past and present
• 50:03
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• 50:06
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