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#355 We Don't YA BABY the Same with Young Beavs and Rock Samson · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Good morning, Good morning. We Don't Smoke the Same, fam, it's
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  Thank you for listening to We Don't Smoke the Same. This episode is
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  with Young Beeves. Young Beeves. He's an up and coming comedian. He's
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  We couldn't do it without you, guys, and enjoy this episode with
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  young Beeves. This ship was crazy. He talks about looping or hooping whatever
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  that is. He talks about licks, crazy ass licks back in the nineties,
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  trust me, Minis, and we're like, holy shit, we grad
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  We're glad we didn't grow up in those times. But yep, enjoy this
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  episode, Thank y'all, and have a great week. What up, and
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  welcome back to another episode that we don't smoke the same podcast. Thank you
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  so much everybody who joined us on the pre show, and thank everybody who's
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  joining us now on the full, full, real time show. You know
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  what I'm saying, uh joining me, which I thought my co host was
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  not gonna be coming back. I thought he was gonna get pulled over on
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  the way to San Diego, like he said, by the border patrol and
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  not come back. So I was ready to tell Rock to take his place.
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  But what's up? X g up? What's up? Dog? Yeah,
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  it's always a trip to go to San Diego as a p Even though
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  they tell you that's not open, you still like your balls get tight and
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  like you're like you turned out, you turned down the music, does your
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  mom have papers though, Okay, then why you should have told her to
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  be like you don't think? Yeah, well no more, dog, they're
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  not even open. Have you come to the through that checkin? Yeah,
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  you get one through sun Lament and then you get the one through Temecula.
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  They're like, they're not even open. I don't even know what they thered
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  for. It's for like because they know everything is transported underground now bro?
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  Yeah, straight up? They now there's supporting patrol check underground. Bro.
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  Yeah. Also, what is it joining us as my other co host who
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  will not be doing a beat close out today because he has missions to do?
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  What up? Rock Sampson so a player? Yeah, saddling, no
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  beats set today, but we'll come back harder than ever next week, you
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  know. And before we keep on going, let him know about your album
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  too, because you give me a brand new pin from a hat too.
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  Yeah yeah yeah. Tunami Wave will be coming out this month, getting all
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  the merch and everything lined up so far we got hats, we just got
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  pins in, uh and then trying to lock down hats you go, uh
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  make sure Happen'll make sure that happens? Rock? Yeah? Make what does
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  it? Make sure you guys, support him and check out his album.
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  He always gives you guys a lot of dope beats at every single time.
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  Now what is it? Also thank Ready for running the boards ak Morning Shot
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  Films, the Morning Real podcast and joining us. It's a very funny,
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  but he also has a very great story to tell. Just released the book
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  We Got the One and Only Young Beebes. Hey, man, I didn't
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  first like, I mean, we both threw comedy here, but I haven't
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  checked out your comedy. But he was telling me, he was like,
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  no, bro, he just released the book. And then I was like,
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  for real. And then he was telling me, He's like, what's
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  it about. He's like pretty much like coming out the hood type of stuff.
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  And I'm just like, man, I was like, because you're you're
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  very like you know, like you have a very like like a very chill
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  vibe, like you like you could took in these suns in know, hollow
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  about shit that happened in the past. Yeah, like I've met some cholos
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  fool where I'm just like, I'm like, fool. Everything I mentioned is
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  fuck that. I'm like, wife, who like, yeah, you can
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  be he has to get closer nor the all right, the perfect Yeah,
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  you got a friendly aura about you. Yeah, yeah, it's very's and
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  that's very rare, especially because I'm like, damn for somebody to write a
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  book about their experience coming out of the hood, and I'm like to fill
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  up with books worth you know what. I'm like, you probably did not
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  have the most friendly experience, bro. So where you originally from, Doug?
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  I was born in right here, down the street West la Vermont and
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  Beverly. I was born in General Hospital. Did you live around there?
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  No, well I grew up right there on those streets, and then we
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  moved to Balton Park. But like all my roots are right here in the
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  la you know, like around mid City and stuff. Exactly where's right here?
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  Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's like I've always been around
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  that area like that, you know, like all Exposition Western, yeah,
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  Echo Park, all those streets that will take you. And how long have
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  you been doing comedy? Comedy? Three years? Three years? Yeah,
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  So it's cool. I love it. I fell in love with it just
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  just because I don't you know how Mexicans are hypocritical, you know, and
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  so I would always talk about it like that. One day I'm gonna do
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  it, dog, and I could do it. He could do it.
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  I could do it. And that's that's how we say it's fat foods when
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  we see like we're gonna lose weight, like I'm gonna do it. I'm
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  gonna do what you watch. I'm gonna three X And I was like,
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  fuck, if I become a forest, I'm shoot myself. But I'm already
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  egg dog, So yeah, but so so so you don't gonna like what
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  like so what it was? They signed me up for open mic? Who
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  oh, my corkers. My corkers know I wasn't gonna do it. And
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  I would always have lapping at work, like because I suck with pie,
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  you know, pices don't grab biggs then, like that game is yeah,
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  no, no, the fucking grab your ass fool. And I'm like,
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  I worked at a fucking warehouse before dog, and honestly, Dog, I
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  could not get down with that shit. I'm like a fool, like you
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  don't put our seaway? Yeah, dogs, so you don't know if I'm
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  sex playing, I'm six serious. Yeah, we'll stop devices are comfortable,
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  dude crying, I'll give them like some foul shit, dude, Like I
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  remember this guy used to try to help me and I'm like, hey,
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  come on, like you don't. I'm like, I would be like,
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  don't see it that way. Like he pretty much was an inbe so he
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  couldn't do shit right, dude. Or he'll try to wrap a palette and
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  he couldn't wrap it up, Like dude, how you wrap your drugs for
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  Mexico? Me pretending some fucking drugs. Yeah, I mean I just always
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  had that vibe. They signed me up for the open mic and I just
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  I fell in love with it, dude, and you do good or I
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  did pretty good. Yeah. I did a lot of talking because I didn't
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  know about the whole set up with punch lines. But I was just saying
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  stories like what I do at work, Like before I go to lunch,
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  I warm up with a lunch and then you know, ship on their time.
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  You know, just shit like that, you know, or like let's
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  say they're gonna try to fire me up, like fucking fire me, but
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  I'm gonna jack this place blind and I would start from works. See that's
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  the rist mentality. Remember I was like, remember when I got that clothing
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  job, I have Ray. I Remember I had Ray fucking I was like,
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  hey, woo, are you off right now? Pull up around this
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  street and I'm I have delivera putting all the hot all the fucking boxes of
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  clothing in this car, take this home and come back because like, I
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  know they're gonna fire me. The homie already told me. I was like,
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  yeah, yeah, dude. I was like to this day, like
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  I think, like I still have stor of my homies rock that clothing line
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  famous too. I was like, I was like, nah, bro,
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  I was like, they didn't meet dirty. The worst worst experience I had
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  getting fired true story. I was working at this company, ran the money,
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  and this guy loved He was an older white guy. You don't like
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  like fucking chocolates and ship it was. It was the candies. He always
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  had a sea candy. Okay, he loves these candy. So what he
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  would do is, even though he fired it, he would give you the
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  speech and be like, I know you're getting fired, but here's something that's
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  sweeting your day up. Get the fuck. It was sad. I thought
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  that was kind of sucked up, right. How many times when people thought
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  that shit at him? No, they would be like, oh, goss
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  in the leave you don't know. When I went to the HR and I
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  know chocolates, I was like, you know what't fuck you and fuck these
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  chuckling He's not like those didn't even work for you. He's out, but
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  not you're fired, bro, he's fired. Chocless weren't even for me.
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  But I see you know, and I was like, I bet, I
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  bet, I bet you. He never He never did that again though,
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  like he's just shocked. He's like those things for you because he's like he's
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  probably he's like, oh man, people know this is a signature move.
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  I think it depends what the gift is. Right, It wasn't a watchful,
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  wasn't a retirement watch Like if you get fired from the room, right
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  when you fire, you gives you some ounces, some doctoral, some green
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  times. You'll be like, like he said, it makes it bad and
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  like I get high, you know if they're looking out, like if I
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  get fired from George Grahama cocaine, you know, he just put the cigarette
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  out on you. You get fired from George just putting a cigarette out your
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  severn. George, you gotta take some cocaine and like fucking coupons for the
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  strip club, his strip club. If you want to go there, expired
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  trip. It's not good only for the daytime, hey for the special,
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  So that's wild. I definitely gave a girl weed one time when I was
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  breaking up with her, but she was she was living with you, so
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  I just wanted to make sure she didn't suck my ship up on her way
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  out. Oh yeah, it's not working out, but like, here here's
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  some weed. I know you're sad, fucking that's very like. I don't
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  know when you put it that way, though, I can see how the
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  little gift adds staying to the Yeah, but I was just like, just
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  look, you're too broke the bike. I will still take it though,
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  Like i'd be like when this is weed though she put it in her gonna
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  go smoke this with the nigs due that bone. Yeah, now haigahs,
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  they're more I feel like highs are more like bursted us though because I broke
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  up, they got the confidence to do it. Now. Broke up with
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  some hindah. The first thing she was like, your dick was wack anyway,
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  He's like, you're su No. This girl she called me, she
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  was like she was telling me how she was talking to like in a in
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  some mind, but like not in that capacity. Did she use acquaintance.
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  That's what she's like, I've been well, I say acquaintance because he's a
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  homie, but he's not a close homie, so it's just like yeah,
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  yeah. And it was like she was like, yeah, like I've been
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  talking to him. I kind of have feelings for him. Now I'm like,
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  okay, cool, that doesn't matter. We're broken up. She's like
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  I thought about him sometimes. I was like, okay, well that's your
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  problem. While we were having fuck, I was just like, well,
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  I don't know why you're trying to cut me. Because the thing was is
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  we had been dating and it was kind of a sympathy situation because she was
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  in a rough spot and I was like, whatever, you can come stay
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  with me, but like you started, no, we already work. And
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  it was one of those I was like, you can stay with me temporarily
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  while you get on your feet, but my least ends in April. I
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  need you out by March so that I have time to like clean things up.
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  And it didn't kind of continue to be like a living together situation.
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  As we were seeing each other and I got closer that day, it just
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  got worse, she wasn't saving any money. She'd spend her last ten bucks
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  on a grandma weed. Like. It was really bad. And so one
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  day we're sitting there and she just goes she didn't have a car because she
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  had left that on the side of the road and got told she refused to
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  go pick it up. It was just a fucking this is this is when
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  you realize you can't shelter people like animals. That's the straight dog situation.
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  Yeah, this is the this is the rescuer. Bron he like he has
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  me rescue ten squirrels. He rescued fucking four cats. I got a fucking
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  dog. Like. I mean, I'm the same way with animals, but
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  it's like he like he like, he's like, yo, I don't care.
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  If those squirrels retorted, I would be like, look, man,
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  that's I'd be like the squirrels a little fucking I'm sorry, but hawk's gonna
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  eat today. Dogs like circle of life. I try to let that go,
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  Try to let that go. Na, we did rescue a bunch of
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  squirrels. We have squirrel Yeah he's gone. Didn't you let your pitcher or
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  we'll all trip out? Food? Alright, Look so I rescued it right,
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  and that food was injured, right, and then I was like,
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  I put him in cage, fred that food, and then I let him
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  go. On Monday, right yesterday, I'm rolling a joint and I'm sucking,
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  like doing some work up my laptop, and this food lands on my
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  fucking roof in front of my window. Like no way. I was like,
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  you came back dogs like Pokemon? Now yeah? Kiss My dogs were
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  fucking barking and like, because he's he's a big food, right, he's
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  a big white pigeon. He's all white and like, and I was just
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  like, what the fuck? And this food was posted on the roof looking
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  like, come on, dog, throw some seed. Like I know came
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  back here from food because he just come back where they get treated good.
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  So like this food fucking got into his cage and I have he got in.
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  I don't believe it. Well put I put the I put the food
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  in there, and it was open, and then I was just like,
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  well, fuck it, I'm gonna just close it. He locked himself.
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  No, no, no, you leave it open. But that's what that's
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  where that's where I left. That's where I left the trusted that's where I
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  left the trusted ship take up his shoes when he got in there. But
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  like he's just cap up on the hat rack. But now he's back in
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  the cage though, and like I'm to let him back out on Monday.
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  I'll be like, yo, if you want to leave, yeah, you
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  should do it. Like how George treats his cats, bro, It's it's
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  a trip that George has in and out cats, and they're real in and
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  out cats, Like, yeah, they come home when he when he's on
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  their home when he goes to the strip club, like all right, pussy
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  here their strip club. Yeah, dogs, it's trips. So if you
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  can get that bird to do that, I'd be pretty wild. I mean,
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  this is the this is the this is the first time over here.
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  It's the first time it came back though, like because I had it for
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  Like, so I found this food by chase right like right here by USC,
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  like right there by the USC chases right down the corner, and he
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  was like injured, bro, like like you could tell like another bird tried
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  to get him. So I was like, man, fucking it's a nice
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  white dub. I was like, let me just get him. Put a
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  little towel over. That food took him, put him in the cage for
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  him. That food got good, right, and he was practicing flying in
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  the cage after like two weeks, and then I was like, man,
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  it's kind of sad having this food here because he's not like a parrot,
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  you know. Like yeah, Like so I was just like, I was
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  like, fucking, I'm opening the cage after two weeks and then I'm gonna
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  see this fool leaves. It took a while for this food leave. And
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  then after a while he was he saw some other pigeons. It was like
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  we just took off. I was like, all right, bro, And
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  then I kept checking every day. I was like, usually hear, they're
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  smart, they'll come back. But then I'm telling you, was like yesterday
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  when I seen them, my dogs were barking. This fool was like staring
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  at me from the window. I was like, you mother fucker. You
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  came back. Like you know, pigeons used to be domesticated and people just
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  kind of let them go, and that's why they're they run rampant the way
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  they do. But that's why they're so comfortable with people. Like about that.
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  Yeah, yeah, the usually back in the yeah, yeah, you
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  can still use like a carrier pigeon like that. Yeah, you know,
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  I heard I heard that fools be doing that shit. I heard that like
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  that, like and and like no, I don't know how how how happen
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  ends in America, but it's like a southern Central America prisons, you know,
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  like where you a pigeon can fly in and ain't nobody gonna shoot you.
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  They're not worried about that ship. You gotta get a crow and teach
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  it to steal money for you. I was I tried befriending a crow before
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  dog, because here's the thing, bro, Like when you befriend the crow
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  dog, it's different. Right, they're smart. They're smart, like they'll
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  tell them like they roll my threes. So you gotta feed these foods,
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  right, and then like if you give them good food, like these foods
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  are used to eating little animals and shit, like little trash they find.
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  But if you feed them some grapes or somethings, right, it would be
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  like this would be like, oh, this is good ass food starts bringing
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  you because they to them like they're like cats. They bring you gifts,
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  but they the only things they consider gifts is ship that shiny. So sometimes
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  these motherfuckers will be like, oh, that's the earring I found in the
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  form, and they'll fucking take it to you, or they'll take you It
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  could be foil, it could be like anything that's shot. Yeah, bro,
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  Like fucking crows are smart like that, Bro, I was tripping out,
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  like I've been trying to become friends with one at the park. Now
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  I was feeding that food. But that might be hot. But don't they
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  say that crows like the smartest one. Yeah, supposedly, they held,
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  they hold they're the only bird that hosts the funeral for the other birds and
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  not for other birds. But like if one of them dies in their crew,
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  they like form a circle around this food start crying. Bro, it's
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  weird. It's videos of this. You look this shit up and look this
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  ship up. Bro. That's why gothic foods love these love these birds,
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  dog, Yeah, because they're dark like that. That's a very dark ass
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  ship for a bird to no food. Well, they also remember faces.
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  There was a story about a guy who found a crow and it was like
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  injured and he was trying to save it and he couldn't save it, so
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  it died. But these other crows saw him handling it as it died,
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  and so they just marked him and he couldn't leave his house. He couldn't
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  go far without being like swarmed on or like how long for a while,
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  like a cool minute. I don't know, he became like one of them,
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  bro, I want to tell he was like a gang ship with those
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  fools, not like oh no, they don't fuck with him, They like
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  marked him for like vengeance, vengeance. It's still like gang shit. Bro'll
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  be like, yeah, like that's that's well. And when did you When
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  did you start getting in trouble, Doug? When I was a kid like
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  eleven twelve years old? Starting eleven and twelve years old, Dug? And
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  what is that when you got put on in the hood? I got put
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  on? But how did it happen for you? Like was it like,
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  you know, how like I grew up on the homies because my because because
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  the Hobbie Philippa says that he didn't even want to be a part of it,
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  but they just started jumping all these fools in. They were like,
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  you're gonna be a part of the hood, and they just fucking jump.
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  Yeah. I've heard well out here in the back in the day, they
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  would do that. That's fun, Like you didn't want to be in the
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  hood and they're like, hey food, We was like, fucking job,
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  I know a lot of foods. They'll be like, jumped into this gang.
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  Then they get into another gang, Like what the every time they move
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  shit? I mean they stopped doing that because it was like, come on,
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  ket rushing people like that, Come on, you're what the fuck out
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  with bus? Yeah, Because then Philippa says his gang name was Batman.
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  I'm like a kid names like I was a kid. Yeah, I was
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  like you got drump so and what and what was it? Like? Was
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  it your cousin or so? The way I got I got into because,
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  like I said, I was I was born out here, right, but
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  I have a lot of family from Balton Park, so we'd always go visit
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  the bald Park and I'll kick it with them all week. Because my dad
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  was a drunk though, so he'd be fucking drinking. Is that his only
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  vice? Yeah, that's advice. Now back down the room day. But
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  fucking So, I grew up around the homies and then I had more family
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  from Balham Park, So I got into ball park because I was always over
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  there, and we ended up moving over that when I was ten. So
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  because the homies wanted to be from the Homies wanted me to be from Temple.
• 18:07
  That's why I grew up with two. Yeah, like nah, I
• 18:08
  don't want to be from La Gang and I'm a ball apart. It just
• 18:11
  don't sound right. Yeah, but I mean I still got a lot of
• 18:14
  love for these foods, you don't. We always kick it. And I'm
• 18:17
  gonna do a show with him tonight, like you know, so it's yeah,
• 18:18
  I do private events, being like a private comedy show. Yeah,
• 18:22
  it's all good foods. So it's gonna be cool. You know, it's
• 18:23
  Chillian bullshit. He's like George Burz is gonna be there. He's cool as
• 18:27
  George. I was like, he's kind of like it was like the first
• 18:32
  one that I knew that is like that Yeah, that that that that I
• 18:34
  meant that. I was like, Oh, this fool's like a like old
• 18:37
  like he was a trollo, but like, I mean, he still has
• 18:40
  trollo tendencies, like and I feel like, yeah, you could see it
• 18:41
  when this fuck is your song up here? Yeah, bo it's nineties degrees.
• 18:48
  No, it don't matter. Remember when we got his name signed on
• 18:49
  the wall, I was like, food, he's wearing a penalty. Two,
• 18:52
  that's all wore ones. That's not even the worst. Even in the
• 18:55
  sunny days. This last summer, we had to perform in Tucson, Arizona.
• 18:59
  It's hot, and he really he didn't wear it like the whole day,
• 19:03
  but he like right when he got on stage. But right when he
• 19:06
  got on stage, he's like, all right, put it on, like
• 19:07
  he's ironing. And then and then when you got off, Dog took it
• 19:11
  off. Took it off, and I gotta give it to him though.
• 19:15
  That's kind of commitment to your character because he did. And I'm like,
• 19:19
  Tucson, so I just did a show with him and the food's gone wild.
• 19:22
  That food had the penalty and a jacket. Yeah, oh the Food's
• 19:26
  gone wild jacket. Yeah, that's just a thick ass jacket too. Bro.
• 19:29
  So I'm like, I know, I'm like, no, I'm miss
• 19:30
  dog. Hard to gave it to him. Dog and he was doing circles
• 19:33
  around y'all, was like, how are you doing okay of cocaine? Do
• 19:38
  sha cocaine? By gatory was like doing circles, like so what was your
• 19:47
  first what was your first instant? They got you in trouble where you're like,
• 19:49
  oh, this is the homies. This is the life choice that I've
• 19:53
  made the first time I got rested. I got rested out here in Temple
• 19:56
  Street. We're all kicking it and ship out. I don't know if you
• 19:59
  guys remember what Patty don't, but there's some there used to be some ship
• 20:03
  called the Ghostbusters, which is a primo, which is weed, like when
• 20:06
  you guys are smoking weed with rock cocaine and then it's like dogs. But
• 20:11
  you're talking about Jeffrey though. Yeah, but oh damn, I'm Ghostbusters because
• 20:15
  supposedly you fuck is he ghost? And ship? Yeah, I'm stupid.
• 20:18
  I'm a little kid. We're all kicking right here in on because yeah,
• 20:22
  I was actually ten, gonna be eleven fifth great, and we're all kicking
• 20:26
  if food. We're kicking right here with Thomas from Temple and they're passing that
• 20:30
  ship and they used to get at this liquor store. So I'm right there
• 20:33
  posted up with these grown ass main food, just kicking about. My cousin
• 20:34
  was from Temple, so he was like the one watching me, you know.
• 20:38
  But he's like he didn't. I'm like, all right, so I
• 20:41
  fucking hit it. I'm like, oh shit, this is strong, you
• 20:42
  know. So I don't remember nothing I said. Waking up at the police
• 20:47
  station and rampart my mom and they're like, hey, your sons, and
• 20:51
  she's like, no, no, sticky, he's not there, and comes
• 20:53
  like he's right here. He is right here. I can tell you that.
• 20:59
  Yeah. I love how Mexican mom's never the kids are yeah, no,
• 21:06
  no, this day, what the strikes? What if they what if
• 21:14
  they try to like what did they say that you were doing when you were
• 21:17
  on the on the crazy joint or the blunt? They said I was just
• 21:21
  dripping out, so you were just like public intoxication. So they took me
• 21:23
  in and then they called my mom and then I had a court date.
• 21:26
  So my mom was like, you know, you already kicking it with these
• 21:29
  foods. Like let's get you away from the trouble. So we moved to
• 21:32
  ball the park. But then I still get into a gang over there.
• 21:33
  It's like the different Yeah exactly. It was my other side of my family.
• 21:38
  So over there, what it was it was just kicking it with like
• 21:41
  say guys like this, Like Mom, yeah, but back you know,
• 21:44
  back in the nineties, it was like totals were a big thing. You
• 21:45
  know, like now you're fucking you know, like, what the fuck your
• 21:48
  total? Why? You know, why are you joining the gang now?
• 21:51
  You know? But back then it was either rebels, regular people, or
• 21:56
  totos. You know, That's how it was. There wasn't really like there
• 21:57
  was skaters, but it wasn't like there were skaters and then they became jolos
• 22:02
  or there were breakdancers. They became jolos and I couldn't skate, you know,
• 22:04
  I couldn't fucking breakdance. I was always fast, so I was like,
• 22:07
  fucking join a gang. I tried that ship one time. Did you
• 22:11
  try that? Bro? I'm decisive. I remember being a little fat kid
• 22:15
  dog and I was like, oh, I'm gona try try to do some
• 22:17
  spins like that. And I got tired. Yeah, I got really tired,
• 22:21
  and I was like, oh, my legs will go up like that.
• 22:22
  I was like, I'm fat. I'm skiing. Sad realization when you're
• 22:26
  a kid, bro, That's why I stopped committing crimes because I'm too fat.
• 22:30
  I can't run no more. Back in the day's I dodged the cops
• 22:33
  all the time. I was known. That's because the way I look at
• 22:36
  it, like, if you're gonna taken to jail, you're gonna work for
• 22:37
  this shit on me. I'm running, I'm hiding. I'll fucking jumping trash
• 22:41
  cans. One time I hit in a trash can for like four hours.
• 22:44
  Dude, what kind of trash can? Dumpsters? Dude, I'm good,
• 22:47
  I'm good. Yeah. And one of those dumpsters like the vedas or like
• 22:49
  the ones that the people take outside. Okay, So I'm in there and
• 22:53
  my homies had done some shit. I was like, dude, I think
• 22:56
  it's safe fast I come up. You hear one of the cops, hey,
• 22:59
  because always he's over here, right here. We got them. Yeah,
• 23:03
  I would have just waited a little more, dude. Yea. And
• 23:07
  I remember the gang Freedom. Nobody wants to go back to jail. That
• 23:15
  fuck that shit some ship the night there. Yeah, I wasn't thinking the
• 23:19
  worst time they got me. This was a true story. Yeah, I'm
• 23:23
  in I'm working in the City of Industry, right, so I'm trying to
• 23:26
  change my life, supposedly working, but I'm still home. Were you working
• 23:30
  at like a warehouse? Warehouse? But I'm slanging at on the side.
• 23:37
  Plus, we're stealing ship from the company, right. We would get the
• 23:40
  ship and throw it in the trash can dog and steals from the trash because
• 23:44
  it's public property. You know, I'm jacking free ship. Long story short,
• 23:48
  they caught onto it, right, So the cops. One day,
• 23:51
  I'm coming out from work and I'm just like these a lot of cars,
• 23:53
  like the fuck. And then I see Chevies and polas and I'm like,
• 23:56
  god, dockers are cops on me. So I'm just on my phone,
• 24:00
  pretending like I'm on my phone, but I'm not talking to nobody. I'm
• 24:03
  like seeing whatever, right, And I walk into my car and look just
• 24:07
  to see how far I am, drop my phone and start breaking. I'm
• 24:11
  running, but I'm running in boots. You know, you have to warehouse,
• 24:15
  so it's hard to jump fences and boots food something like trying and trying.
• 24:18
  I finally make it, right, I make it over one fence.
• 24:21
  Now I'm running down valley on the trains, so I'm like, whoo,
• 24:23
  They're not gonna catch me on the train right here, and the train so
• 24:26
  I'm gone, so I don't see these foods. These the cops are smarter,
• 24:30
  right, So I end up hiding under the trailer. This is the
• 24:32
  first time I've ever been bit by a dog. Dog. They let that
• 24:34
  fucking dog going, Oh my god, it ripped straight through my fucking leavi.
• 24:38
  It's like the whole pet shit. Those dogs are so strong and I'm
• 24:42
  pretty healthy dude, and I'm like, hey, I give up whatever,
• 24:45
  you guys want to just get this motherfucker off me. Thought skin just luckily
• 24:49
  just tied onto my pants because you know I wear big pants, so big
• 24:53
  pants. This will save my life. That those whos have metal teeth too,
• 24:56
  right like that? I think I think the cans they have that they
• 25:00
  them with. He was thin. They do that. They do that,
• 25:03
  I think, look look it up, Exavier. I swear to God they
• 25:04
  do that. I swear to God watched jaws from But like whenever a cop
• 25:15
  grabs anybody, the arms arms fucked broken arms, broken your veins, Like,
• 25:18
  it's not gonna work the same, like them releasing the if I found
• 25:22
  like titanium teeth. War dogs and police dogs are trained to bite, and
• 25:27
  a lot of times this leads to break it, replacing injured teeth with titanium,
• 25:33
  and it estimated costs of six hundred to two thousand per two is one
• 25:37
  way to help a dog continue his service. Okay, so that makes sense.
• 25:41
  Not that if you welcome to the service, boy, but if you're
• 25:47
  buying shit every fucking time. Bro, Like I don't care, but I
• 25:49
  think about yeah now, but I really thought you meant they come in as
• 25:53
  puppet. They're like, all right, these ain't strong enough. These ain't
• 25:56
  these ain't biting the Mexicans or the Blacks, and nothing can can what titanium
• 26:00
  on? He's making them sound like there Wolverine is right, can can we
• 26:04
  can? We gonna go fund me going? I want metal teeth? Oh
• 26:07
  yeah, hey, how come they get get it for six hundred bucks?
• 26:10
  But when I get a plant, that's just like five thousand dollars? Bro?
• 26:11
  Yeah, yeah, I'm about to start going to the fucking same dentist
• 26:17
  these was going through like a dog dentist. That's fine, bro, Like
• 26:22
  six hundred dollars just five versus five thousand, that's cheap. Yeah, like
• 26:26
  even two grand. Yeah, I get the finest of silver teeth. Bro.
• 26:30
  Yeah, what was the first time you went to jailor got locked up
• 26:34
  growing up? That's I started going. I started going to Juvenia Hall.
• 26:37
  I went to can You went to juven Hall, went to was a kid.
• 26:41
  Because you're a little kid, you have to go to Junia. I
• 26:42
  went to Junia Hall. You remember the first time went to Juve The first
• 26:45
  time I went because I took a night to school a little knife for like
• 26:51
  like actual knife, because these foods fucking because you know, back in the
• 26:55
  days, I wasn't popular food. It's something I would do and I have
• 26:56
  no chunk of shit. It's always like fucking its motherfucker to fight me.
• 27:00
  I'm gonna take a knife. You know this is pretty mass shooting. So
• 27:03
  knife, yeah, yes, before all, I take a knife, and
• 27:07
  this was we were gonna get it. We're gonna get into it. And
• 27:10
  he snitches on me. I'm like, you're talking all that shit fucking drops
• 27:14
  dime on me. School police. I mean now I know they'll throw a
• 27:15
  knife and hide it. Back then, I was a dumb ass. I
• 27:18
  was like, oh it's right here, dude. The intimidation of being a
• 27:22
  little kid, not knowing how you're just like I didn't know no better.
• 27:26
  Now I'm like that one night for men get her name, and they straight
• 27:29
  took you. They didn't give you warning, and they suspended because I hadn't
• 27:32
  already been arrested out here with the homies, you know, so they're like,
• 27:33
  oh, this was already getting in trouble like I want. So they
• 27:37
  said we were the knife, but you didn't even do nothing though with it.
• 27:40
  It is dangerous, dog, Come on, it's I he said,
• 27:41
  it's this big too. He didn't say, no switch blade, switch this.
• 27:45
  She took the fucking knife food like mom trying to cook in the morning.
• 27:51
  Here is my knife. I used to do that with the nights,
• 27:56
  I said, throw him at the trees. It up on my knives,
• 28:00
  practice on my jet. I was like cheting before my chet. They even
• 28:04
  thought of beet and what was what was juven hall? Like, is it
• 28:10
  crazier than it was pretty? Because I mean I was atty kicked with my
• 28:14
  neighborhood and you know that gang shit, so all the gangs were tripping on
• 28:18
  me, and then I pretty much just got used to it. I mean,
• 28:21
  you get used to like you accepted, like, okay, it's a
• 28:22
  part of my life now. I guess I gotta go to jet once in
• 28:25
  a while. You have to get down a lot. Yeah, you get
• 28:26
  down awful you I mean, I mean you went to and then you went
• 28:32
  to regular Joel. Right. You know the way it works is when you're
• 28:34
  a kid, you have to go to Junia Hall that's like as a minor,
• 28:37
  and then you go to camp. They had camps like poop. I
• 28:40
  went to boot camp, like when they fucking make you wear army clothes and
• 28:42
  all that. You went to bootcampoo, like the ones that you see in
• 28:45
  like the Mario or like like you know what was crazy. When the Spanish
• 28:49
  shows will have them, they'd be like and then the foo will come up
• 28:52
  bootcamp. Yeah. Though we would work out, so we throw up.
• 28:56
  I'll be like fuck, they'll tell you we're not stopping. So he throws
• 29:00
  up and I'm to go back inside yourself. We're done. I would drink
• 29:06
  a lot of water, so throw a fast. I can go back inside,
• 29:10
  guys, I can fools like I would leave because it was like that
• 29:18
  was because it's like they're all ex military people that are there to like poly
• 29:22
  straighten us up, scar straight. Yeah, kind of like scary straight.
• 29:26
  You just learned shit, right, although you just learned it from other You
• 29:27
  just learn shit. You just learned to fight and fucking just be dumb.
• 29:32
  I've never seen nobody. They went to BOOKEMP like that's it for me.
• 29:33
  It went to book And that's funny. How how they want you not to
• 29:37
  be like dangerous, but they may make you dangerous. My mother, I
• 29:44
  don't need the life no more. It's like true. It's like putting.
• 29:48
  It's like putting like five deadliest snakes in one cage. That ship is like
• 29:53
  they're either gonna evolve into what's super stake or they're gonna be non stop fighting
• 29:57
  dog like like yeah, like so I'm like that ship would I'm pretty sure.
• 30:03
  Like it's kind of like what they say. They said that then when
• 30:04
  you get when you go through some time that's like school sometimes or something.
• 30:07
  Because they did it for the night that time I did maybe like it was
• 30:11
  like two three days. But then so I get out and then I go,
• 30:15
  I'm on, I'm on probation, and so now I'm kicking them more
• 30:18
  with my homies, committing more stupid crime, you know, like yeah,
• 30:22
  he stood out like fucking you know, you know pretty much. I started
• 30:25
  stealing cars, sticking with the homies, jumping foods, doing dumb ship like
• 30:29
  you do when you're in the gang. You know, it's part of the
• 30:30
  life. And but I mean after that, I still started doing more and
• 30:34
  more and more time. We went from just days to like months, and
• 30:37
  then the first time I did a whole year and a half. I was
• 30:41
  twelve going on thirteen, almost a whole year and a half and juvenile hall
• 30:45
  and camp because what it was is boot camp. No no, no,
• 30:48
  I already had got went to boot camp, so now they send me to
• 30:51
  a lockdown camp, which is just like Nazi camper. No, no,
• 30:55
  no, what it is. It's just it's like a close the facility is
• 30:57
  closed already, but it used to be a Lancaster. It was called Camp
• 31:00
  Challenger, So it was like for all the bad kids, you know before
• 31:03
  they go to YI. So you know, that's like your last time.
• 31:06
  It's just like your pre k before exactly, like get it together, You're
• 31:08
  gonna go where it's really fucked up. And there, Yeah, in camping
• 31:12
  because now you see more and then there's different ones, like there was rest
• 31:17
  Nick that was me. I mean, there was a smith on a zuka.
• 31:21
  I mean it was on a zuka. It was res Nick and a
• 31:23
  bunch of the camps too, Scobe. But it's like a bunch of camps
• 31:26
  in one jail, and there's all kinds of kids in different from everywhere from
• 31:30
  La County. So I was there for like a year and a half.
• 31:33
  We fucking up because I was fighting with my enemies and shit like that,
• 31:36
  you know. So once that happens, I ended up getting profouled on and
• 31:40
  I get out because they're like, okay, so we's been here almost a
• 31:42
  whole year and a half, like this, let the motherfucker out. So
• 31:45
  they let me out and then I get busted again. This is when I
• 31:48
  go to y and did you get busted again from for carjacking? Because now
• 31:51
  we're committing more serious thirteen thirteen? Yeah, well were you driving? How
• 31:56
  to drive home? My homie knew how to drive. So what it was
• 31:59
  is and it's so we're doing community service, right hey, Rock was thinking,
• 32:10
  he's like, you want a space camp? Yeah? I always wanted
• 32:15
  it to go to spake camp. Yeah, that's that's it was fucked up
• 32:17
  because when you get out of jail, you have to do community service.
• 32:21
  So me and my homies are doing community service altogether, and we're like,
• 32:22
  man, fuck this place food. Like I was like, let's go get
• 32:25
  some weed. So we get out of the fucking community service and we're like,
• 32:29
  hey, you got the money, like, and they wanted. My
• 32:31
  homies likes somebody, and I was like, all right, So we see
• 32:35
  this guy and this guy and his female and I was like, ah,
• 32:37
  food, but it's high an uther there, I mean, because back then
• 32:39
  you couldn't do that right standards. Yeah, yeah, exactly, some kind
• 32:44
  of Yeah, it can't be that much of a scumbag, you know.
• 32:45
  So, but this food was dogging food. He was like looking, and
• 32:49
  he was an older cat, and I told my homies like, dude,
• 32:52
  this food keeps staring like fuck him, Hey, let's go rob him.
• 32:53
  He's looking. He wants it, right, he wants that smoke. So
• 32:57
  we go over there and we hit him up and we're like and he's my
• 33:00
  enemy, and I'm like, dude, he's food. Like fuck this fool.
• 33:04
  So I have a gun. Food. I have a gun because I'm
• 33:07
  carrying gun because I know it's gunn play out there, right. So he's
• 33:09
  talking to my little homie. Yeah, I'm thirteen with a strap and my
• 33:12
  little homie is small, and he's like, hey, get out of here,
• 33:15
  fucking squinkliss because they will say that back in the days. And they
• 33:16
  slapped my little homie and I'm like, what the fuck. So I pull
• 33:20
  out a gun and that Food's like, oh shit, like, fucker's got
• 33:22
  guns. You know what I said? Now, I said, get naked,
• 33:25
  motherfucker, and that foods like what the fuck? Like what do you
• 33:28
  mean? And I said, give me all your fucking money. I said,
• 33:30
  come on your shoes because we're gramming like that, but like take your
• 33:32
  shoes off. And he's like man, and I was like, give me
• 33:36
  your wallet. And I was like get on the ground and he's like fuck
• 33:37
  man, and he's like, hey, just leave the car and I'm like,
• 33:40
  nah, fuck that, we're taking the car. That was a badassrigo.
• 33:45
  You know, REGOs were bad back in the days. So I tell
• 33:46
  him stay on the fucking ground, right. We're just learning this from as
• 33:50
  a thirteen yard from cap from being in camp with other robbers. Would they
• 33:54
  tell you, like, lay him down on the ground because if not,
• 33:57
  they run away? They teach you so much. Yeah, he said,
• 34:00
  if not they running away. Wait food, So I remember food. One
• 34:02
  of my homies was like, hey, never leave the witnesses like awake,
• 34:06
  like conscious right, Oh shocking. So I get off the car again and
• 34:09
  I fucking banked this fool and back and ahead fo, and that food like
• 34:14
  knocks out. So give my homie the strap it. I was like,
• 34:15
  heyfo, we gotta hit the high up phone. He's like, nah,
• 34:17
  boy, she's a high up and I was like, hit that bitch boo.
• 34:21
  So he goes over there and he can't do it. Focus he's a
• 34:22
  little kid. He's younger than me, so that it was just like a
• 34:25
  nine year old or he's twelve, just like in twelve thirteen, Like the
• 34:30
  oldest one was my homie that was driving fourteen. Jesus Christ, that was
• 34:34
  the oldest. That was the oldest food. So I was because like South
• 34:37
  Park kids. Yeah yeah, so Somi didn't my homie didn't knock that bitch
• 34:44
  out. So we're driving away and I look and I see that bitch running
• 34:47
  and I'm like, damn, she's gonna call the cops. So we're like
• 34:50
  fuck it. So we go to my homie's house and we dumped the car.
• 34:52
  Right. My homies like, hey, you guys there good, here's
• 34:54
  one hundred bucks. I'm like, oh, hell yeah, you know drugs,
• 34:58
  right, So my homie hides the car and we're going to the connect's
• 35:00
  house. And right when we're going to connect the house, the fucking gang
• 35:05
  unit pulls up on us, and I'm like, son of a bitch.
• 35:07
  So I told my homie fool like, be cool, fool like, don't
• 35:09
  don't say nothing. And as soon as they come my little homieswe years old,
• 35:13
  He's like, hey, we haven't done nothing right now, like what?
• 35:19
  And I'm just like because they've never been to jail, and I'm like,
• 35:21
  fool, these cops are gonna tell us. They fucking got so much
• 35:22
  shit on us. I said, just shut the fuck up, don't say
• 35:24
  nothing done. Because I already had started going to the system. I know
• 35:28
  they always be like, hey, you'r homie. He lied on you,
• 35:30
  he stays on you. But they don't have nothing. They want you to
• 35:32
  spell it up. So we're just quiet. And when I see that big
• 35:36
  fat food rob come out of the car, I was like, dude,
• 35:39
  that's the waiting this and he was like all of us and I was like,
• 35:43
  son of a bitch. So I ended up going to court and it
• 35:46
  was the same judge Food that I had been sitting since I was eleven years
• 35:49
  old. So he goes, look, i've seen you to junior hall.
• 35:52
  I sent you to camp, like you're going to white So I was like,
• 35:54
  fuck d because you're all kinds of fucked up stories of white. You
• 35:58
  know. It's like a little prison. Yeah, like you already in jail,
• 36:00
  so like like, oh, it gets worse food, Like why foods
• 36:04
  get raped and fucking stabbed? That's wild as compared to wait, I would
• 36:09
  rather be imprisoned than why why it was fucked up food? Like it was
• 36:14
  some shit little kids that don't give a because those little kids, they're like
• 36:17
  ten eleven years hormones are raging up, but they're doing like ten ten years
• 36:22
  for murder. I knew kids that were doing twenty years, like they until
• 36:25
  they're twenty five. That's pretty much their whole life. And then there's some
• 36:30
  kids that are there were getting convicted of the M numbers, which were like
• 36:34
  little kids, but once they turn eighteen they go to prison. So there's
• 36:37
  wild fool that's crazy. They think about it before you have that fuck the
• 36:40
  world attitude at that young kid. You don't, you're a little kid,
• 36:43
  bro Like, then you're experiencing twelve to fucking sixteen in their ball. Hormones
• 36:47
  are going up like cheeks, like, oh shit, you either want to
• 36:53
  fuck or fight? Yeah? Both? Yeah, I like you. Yep.
• 37:01
  I've never heard anyone say that. I mean i've heard I heard that
• 37:05
  before her say why is worse than like being? I've heard that prison.
• 37:07
  Prison is bad. But it's like control bad food. It's like it's like,
• 37:12
  you know, if it's a right, it's gonna kick off. You
• 37:13
  know, you're not alone. It's a bunch of Mexicans. It's gon stabb
• 37:15
  some blacks or whites with all the respect whatever. I'm really offended. Oh
• 37:20
  my god, I'm the minority. But but but do you know how it
• 37:22
  is like it just that's the way the water runs. It's programming. Why
• 37:27
  is like you against gangs, against blacks, against whites? Like the people
• 37:30
  who had the worst were the whites who I give the worst because finally,
• 37:35
  yeah, when I was in Due, the Nazis would get it from the
• 37:37
  Mexicans and the blacks. Yeah yeah, I was like, dude, that's
• 37:42
  crazy, but there was there was Nazis foods and okay, so why there
• 37:47
  was guys that were like banging pecker woods. I e pecker woods or skin
• 37:52
  heads or venice skins like these are like the foods from from that American history.
• 37:55
  Like those little badass kids, remember that little kid, John Connor.
• 38:00
  He's right, He's right. It's a little temecular kids are bad from there,
• 38:05
  from Marietta, and they gotta be white. So they have Who's Sammy
• 38:08
  New? Who say new? Yeah? Because it's funny because now that you
• 38:14
  mentioned it, I know, like there's some boy kids that end up with
• 38:16
  you and the half they can't run. They can't run something you gotta run.
• 38:22
  Racist Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, but it is
• 38:28
  what it is, you know. So so they had it the worst because
• 38:30
  everybody's just like, oh you need everybody. Everybody wanted to get the whites.
• 38:35
  You know, it is different because in prison it's all a race.
• 38:37
  You know, you have backup? Why you have no backup? Like you
• 38:40
  against everybody? Yeah, you're the minority there. Yeah. Now he said,
• 38:45
  you did a year and a half. So I did a year and
• 38:47
  a half in camp. So then I get out, all that bullshit happens.
• 38:52
  That's when I catched my first strike as a card jackie. Because back
• 38:55
  in the days, well, I mean it was like almost you hit the
• 38:59
  guy in the head. Their time to give me live dude. But what
• 39:00
  helped me was I was a thirteen. Yeah, so they're like, you
• 39:04
  know what we're gonna do because they're looking at it like you're the oldest one.
• 39:07
  Almost was that because of all the priate cases you had before. Also,
• 39:09
  that shit fucked you up. If this would have been the first,
• 39:12
  if this would have been the first case you they would have been like,
• 39:15
  you got a chance to learn stop the technically his third strike as a kid,
• 39:20
  it was getting drugs that first and like, we can't give him the
• 39:22
  chair food stupid. So they're like, this guy he we didn't do something
• 39:25
  stronger for this guy didn't come up, so we can get that. And
• 39:30
  then fucking so when I go to a court, they're like they're they're giving
• 39:35
  me the because for carjacking it's three, six, nine, then life and
• 39:37
  whatever how it goes right, So they're like, we'll give him six years
• 39:42
  with a pro date of three years, but he has to do a maximum
• 39:45
  seven. So I was like, all right, fuck it, whatever they
• 39:46
  give me, so I take I take it. I do. I ended
• 39:49
  up doing six almost seven years on that ship. So when when I was
• 39:52
  thirteen. I didn't get out, so I was nineteen, so I did
• 39:54
  six years almost seven fuck for this car jacking vote car jack and damn place
• 40:04
  in Nelis. I was only in one place. Yeah, well I was
• 40:06
  in reception, which is SRCC. And then you're a very uh you're you're
• 40:12
  your your vibe and the way that you are. Would never say anything like
• 40:15
  that about her at all. I like, you know, it's crazy,
• 40:19
  like because there's some fools that I look at it and I'm just like,
• 40:22
  this food looks like business. This food looks like he's like you know what
• 40:27
  I mean, like yeah, like has been in prison. Yeah, like
• 40:32
  like like like some prison, but like you have a very for somebody who
• 40:38
  spent those years in their food. And what year was the hardest? Bro?
• 40:43
  Like the hardest? I mean I would say when when I said,
• 40:45
  like, it's a young and bro, because you don't realize did you realize
• 40:49
  at that moment that you're like I'm like none of you're wasting your youth,
• 40:52
  but you're like fog. The decisions I made has taken I've taken it here.
• 40:54
  I mean, you don't really think about it the way I looked at
• 40:57
  it is like for the way it was for the hood. Yeah, because
• 41:00
  I love my still his day. I'm still from my hood and everything.
• 41:04
  But it's just like you look at it different, like, man, I
• 41:06
  gotta do something for myself. Yeah, I mean, but when I was
• 41:08
  a kid, that's all that mattered with just gang banging. That's all I
• 41:10
  heard about. That's all I see myself as a gang member. You know,
• 41:13
  I didn't see nothing past that, and that is that, and so
• 41:19
  so it was just like, hey, man, this is what I'm here
• 41:21
  to do. It's my time. I got a time. I was working
• 41:22
  out every day, just being out fighting. I wouldn't fight with my enemies
• 41:25
  whoever, you know, however it happened, whoever wanted to fade any day.
• 41:29
  A lot of tegeople because my neighborhood doesn't get along with a lot of
• 41:31
  gangs like eighteen and different gangs. We're going at it hard, and what
• 41:36
  is it like? What is it like? Like how does that shit go
• 41:38
  about? You're having lunch or like everybody's separate, like you're like somebody's like
• 41:43
  you're from such such let's get down exactly like that and just calling you out.
• 41:46
  Yeah, and the halls it's like, you see your enemy, you
• 41:50
  have to rush him. Like if I see him, we don't get along
• 41:52
  with just fighting. He's your enemy. He's coming this with all of a
• 41:53
  sudden, we're packing him. Yeah, and like for no reason. And
• 41:57
  once you fight once, he's like you're enemy, You're under me for life,
• 42:00
  right, get the fight no matter what he kicks ass. Like let's
• 42:02
  say he's not gonna like each other and he's gonna hardy gave me with the
• 42:06
  one too, and I see him again, I have to fight him.
• 42:08
  That just sucks. I'm gonna get my ask. If he doesn't try to
• 42:12
  fight, he's slate a bit. Yeah, did you ever see anything that's
• 42:15
  fun? That's fun? You gotta fight back no matter what. I got
• 42:20
  beat up a gang at times. Thou fucking I got over. One time
• 42:23
  I got knocked out in front of the whole school though. Damn. It
• 42:25
  was like everybody was sitting right there and I was fighting a lot at the
• 42:29
  time, and I'm coming out and this food's like, hey, food,
• 42:31
  come here and made me have ways, and I'm like fuck yeah, it's
• 42:36
  all like all right, who here I go. So we run towards each
• 42:38
  other and I'm just like looking for the cars, like, come on,
• 42:40
  motherfucker's we're gonna fight me. Bring this motherfucker up. Halready I got down
• 42:45
  with the food. He sucked me up every time. Yeah he had hands,
• 42:49
  dude, like come on, man, it wasn't was it even kind
• 42:52
  of fair though? Or was it that thing when you're like, bro,
• 42:53
  like give me h fight outs on you're looking at it like broy this guy
• 42:59
  the guy I was, I didn't he he was real fast, but he
• 43:00
  was a professional boxer almost. And when I went to why, I had
• 43:04
  no chuck comes. I couldn't fight. I was getting served up. But
• 43:07
  I was like, what you went in the back down? Though? Because
• 43:09
  no, no. I would tell him like, you know what, I'm
• 43:12
  gonna fight you till you get tired of kicking my ass on me. I
• 43:14
  said, I'm gonna keep going. I'm gonna rush you. Are you bored
• 43:19
  yet, dude? Yeah? And I'm not gonna light this up. Gribe
• 43:21
  me shit Like there was this one big ass food from eighteen Doug and we're
• 43:23
  going at it with eighteen right, And I was like, dude, I
• 43:25
  had to fight this about the man. So I waited, I'm not gonna
• 43:29
  lie I was waiting till he was like not looking, and I just straight
• 43:31
  snaked up through it for the back, like you know, I couldn't fight
• 43:35
  him. Hit up. I found him a couple of times. He was
• 43:37
  beating my ass, knocking me on comments. I assume there's really no rules.
• 43:39
  There's no rules. Yeah, yeah, I mean you're gonna have to
• 43:42
  get yours too, though, you know what I'm saying, like, because
• 43:44
  I'm like, yo, you can't just like you like if you keep getting
• 43:46
  It's like remember when Craig got the brick and yeah, like he's too me,
• 43:52
  Like he had to get that brick and fuck that motherfucker and he came
• 43:54
  back down. I know that this might be fucked up for like kids,
• 43:57
  but there shoot for you guys. Yeah, yeah, there is a box
• 44:00
  up. You keep going to lock up same thing thing, Like is that
• 44:02
  PC? No? No, no, So the way it is is like
• 44:05
  this is let's say from there to here, here to there, that's the
• 44:09
  that's the box. As a little kid, you kicking in a little room
• 44:13
  like this, like a hockey box kind of like that, you're in punishment
• 44:16
  like so it's just a toilet, a bed and that's it. And one
• 44:20
  little window like on the top where you could barely see, like the little
• 44:22
  visor with fucking bullshit ding. You're right there all day though, all day
• 44:28
  just jacking off and ship. When you first go to the lock up,
• 44:31
  you're just like gotta beat this me all me, just yeah, yeah,
• 44:37
  I don't know because if you got to sell you that she sucks, dude,
• 44:39
  that motherfucker don't want to leave. You can't even jack off, you
• 44:42
  know, come on get out. I had a cell like yeah, yeah,
• 44:49
  I had a selly right in Orange County, right, and this fool
• 44:52
  he fucking never leave the cell though. I wouldn't never leave. Can you
• 44:57
  leave the cell? No? Like like to go to like program like he
• 45:00
  would always want to stay inside with me and chop it up. We're chop
• 45:01
  it up cool. But I would be like, hey, if we don't
• 45:04
  want to because they'll call him to go see the medical and I'm like,
• 45:06
  they called you go to medical food and it's like, damn too lazy,
• 45:09
  and what's what's go to medical and go get checked out? Yeah, I
• 45:12
  like to go get physicals or just they want to see him for pills or
• 45:15
  whatever. But I wanted him to leave. It's like a fucking beat by
• 45:17
  me. But that were you ever? Just I had magazines in Orange County
• 45:23
  has some feedbae magazines. They're good, like Double Excel Maximum. You get
• 45:29
  all those good magazines. But that's not pornal right, But did you ever
• 45:32
  just like straight up be like, hey, man, get out. A
• 45:37
  couple of times I told him and he was like, and I was like
• 45:38
  foo, just go. And then finally I was like, fuck it.
• 45:40
  If you don't want to go up the wait till goes to sleep. Dugs,
• 45:44
  what are those sneaky ones? And shit, you're like, what are
• 45:47
  you doing? I'm scratching myself. Don't look up here, stay down there.
• 45:53
  So damn twelve thirteen to nineteen food, Like, what's the first thing
• 45:59
  you do when you get out? As soon as I get out, I
• 46:00
  fucking go eat something good? Obviously, go eat and go eat. You
• 46:02
  remember we picked you up your mom my mom. I was right here in
• 46:07
  Wittier, so she picked me up and they threw a party for me and
• 46:08
  everything. They're like, oh, he's gonna do goods. It was cool,
• 46:15
  but fucking I was only up for two weeks. Foom two weeks because
• 46:20
  two weeks food weeks I'm kicking in with some girls were parties or whatever,
• 46:24
  like you just do dumb shit food. And because the thing is, I
• 46:29
  was this time, I'm nineteen when I get out, so I'm nineteen.
• 46:31
  But my homie had just got to do him prison time, right, so
• 46:35
  he's like, hey fool is robber armored trug And I was like, I'm
• 46:37
  down, just dude, we do something dumb shit does hey criminals, dude,
• 46:44
  we don't need to get Hey fool is raba ardmord truck dude. I
• 46:49
  heard it was. It was not that hard before though, it was easier
• 46:51
  food. We watched the crazy shit. I was like, do you want
• 46:53
  to go in on an ounce? Yeah? Not even then, like like
• 46:57
  you want to go in on the crazy yeah? And you like you want
• 47:01
  to live it tonight. Now. The way it all came up is because
• 47:07
  we're kicking it because, like I told you, my neighborhood small, right,
• 47:09
  so we all literally know each other, like my name, last name,
• 47:13
  right. So my homeboy had got out and he had just done ten
• 47:15
  years so I think ten or fifteen, and he got out, but he's
• 47:19
  already more advanced criminal than me. I'm already like criminal mentality but this was
• 47:22
  like on it, right, So he sees me and he knows I got
• 47:25
  out of ya, and he knows I'm way because when you get out of
• 47:28
  way, you're like pissed, trigger happy before we're like real active, right,
• 47:31
  So we're all chiding right here, and then we're watching this truck and
• 47:35
  it comes into an old school Luckies. I don't know if you guys MdeR
• 47:37
  the market luckys. Yeah, I don't think then yeah, and turned it
• 47:42
  to Albertson. So my home is looking at it. He's like, hey,
• 47:45
  food, like we should rob armored trug And I look at him and
• 47:47
  I was like you seriously, goes yeah, and I was like I'm down.
• 47:52
  So we start watching the trug dog and this is when dope started hitting
• 47:57
  hard boom. So my homie was like, hey, we do this.
• 47:59
  We gotta do this over like nobody high, like everybody at a game,
• 48:01
  right. So we're chilling and my homie comes and we're all strapped up in
• 48:07
  a g righte yeah, and we're gonna do wheread He knows, but you
• 48:08
  guys got you guys got a stolen car. Yeah, we got a stolen
• 48:12
  car. He has a gunna have a gun we have a mask and everything,
• 48:14
  like we're putting the mask on, like to rob this fool, right,
• 48:16
  and my homie comes all tweeked out for sweating and a must shirt.
• 48:21
  And my homie's like, what the fuck you doing for? You don't be
• 48:22
  high and he's ound good. He's like, you're a mess on me,
• 48:25
  Like what the fuck? And he was strict about not doing crimes with people
• 48:29
  on drugs because he felt it was gonna be a liability. Like he showed
• 48:32
  up tweaked out, yes, my other homie, So two of us were
• 48:36
  good and then he goes get the funk out of here, and he's all
• 48:37
  pissed and he's all you gots you know, like you gotta call coming,
• 48:40
  You're gonna check him for the coming stupid. Yeah. So me and my
• 48:44
  homie are sitting right there and we're like, fuck, we got all these
• 48:45
  guns. We have the guns, got the car, like what do we
• 48:47
  do hug And he's like, fuck, let's rob somebody. Like all right,
• 48:52
  so the plant couldn't go through it. We needed three guys. The
• 48:54
  way we had set it up was one take that guy coming for the bag,
• 48:59
  one takes this guy in the back, and one of them would be
• 49:01
  like, you know, so make sure this guy doesn't get off. So
• 49:04
  we needed three. This is like some GTA shit mask. There was a
• 49:09
  lot of people who didn't have to have guns too. They have guns to
• 49:14
  have guns to shoot. Yeah, they'll shoot you even if you get too
• 49:15
  close for him. So we couldn't do it without that person. So we
• 49:19
  ended up robbing this guy. We robbed him and it was Bank of America.
• 49:23
  We robbed him outside in the telorpho. Did he look like yeah,
• 49:27
  money he was? He was like an older white guys. We had money.
• 49:30
  We pulled. We pulled out the money at the teller, and then
• 49:31
  my homies like, hey, food, like let's say come inside. So
• 49:34
  he fucking gets more money, like all right. So we're literally sitting right
• 49:37
  there and we tell him he like, don't be a fucking hero, like
• 49:39
  get the money and come out, like you want to go home? Food,
• 49:43
  like, don't make me do this right, Like, okay, man,
• 49:45
  he's how much you guys want? So he pulls out some cash,
• 49:47
  gives us cash an envelope, and I tell that fool like he get the
• 49:51
  fuck out of here. So here it goes my older homie, I mean,
• 49:53
  I don't know why he fucking did it, but he just did it.
• 49:55
  He hits that guy, the old He hits the guy like with the
• 50:00
  gun, and I'm just like, dude, this old man's gonna be pissed
• 50:01
  or falls just sure enough he falls. So when he falls, he's like,
• 50:05
  ah, you don't how people make noises the fucking security at the bank.
• 50:08
  Here's that ship, And I was like, son of a bitch.
• 50:12
  So we're in the parking lot of Bank of America like on that side.
• 50:15
  So that food sees what's going on, sees us with guns, so he
• 50:19
  runs to help. That fool fucking security wants to be a hero. You
• 50:21
  know, this motherfucker doesn't even like say stop. He shoots at us security.
• 50:30
  Was he like, was he a sign? That's what I'm saying.
• 50:34
  He was one of He's probably one of those security guards and hire at the
• 50:37
  fucking Asian markets food. Those security guards are triggered, ready dog to the
• 50:40
  shoots and I'm like, oh shit, So we start shooting back, and
• 50:44
  that's why we get popped because right there, Bank of America's right here,
• 50:46
  right and fucking down the street is right to the police station. Foo,
• 50:52
  we fucking getting the car cops are all coming on us food, and I
• 50:53
  was like, fuck, so we get pop for this fucking robbery. So
• 50:59
  now it's me in my homie. He had just got out, so they're
• 51:01
  trying to give that food life and give me a less time because I haven't
• 51:06
  went to as an adult, right, but he's my homie. Some foolish
• 51:08
  fight this ship, fool like, I don't want you to get life.
• 51:12
  And so his deal was twenty years and my deal was five years, so
• 51:15
  I said, fucking foolis's go to prison. Dog. So we go.
• 51:17
  I do five years and he does twenty years. Though you just got out,
• 51:22
  though, Food, I did five more of being stupid because you don't
• 51:25
  think, dude like I'm taking and this is this, yeah, and this
• 51:30
  is this is why this is a crazy fucking story. Though. So the
• 51:36
  way it happened was because we're this is how this is the bank right here,
• 51:38
  right, So this guy starts dumping on us here, which is a
• 51:42
  couple of car ports were away from the bank, and so he hears the
• 51:45
  gun play. We're dumping on the security. He's dumping on us. So
• 51:49
  the cops obviously somebody called it. It hurt it and it's down the street
• 51:51
  right here because it Main is like this and down there is the police station.
• 51:54
  So they come like in minutes. Food. So when we see the
• 51:57
  cops coming, which is on Main Avenue, I was like, food,
• 52:00
  let's fucking jam. So me and my homie get in the car. We
• 52:02
  go, and the fucking metro dude, the metro link station is right there,
• 52:06
  the Metro fucking blocking the way. So we're fucked. Cops boxes in
• 52:09
  and then get out'll get out, and we're like fuck, Like, let's
• 52:13
  say we're done. We had caught with the money, were caught with the
• 52:15
  guns masks, so they're like, these motherfuckers were gonna do more than this
• 52:19
  because they see the mask. We're gonna. Yeah, so we get fucked
• 52:22
  from Damn. What was the well? Like we were saying earlier, you
• 52:25
  definitely don't put off the aura that you get into this stuff or had been
• 52:31
  into this stuff, So like, what was the growth from that to where
• 52:38
  you are now? Too? I would say how I got there was because
• 52:42
  you know, I was always involved in that ship, dude, like I
• 52:45
  love doing it and even like I was saying, I was working and still
• 52:46
  slanging. Yeah, but you know, you you can't. You can't live
• 52:50
  both worlds. So what happened was, I'm still working, but now we're
• 52:54
  still in trailers. Were well the way we did it, yeah we're coming
• 52:58
  up. We would sell people a whole trailer for five thousand bucks, but
• 53:01
  you didn't know what was in there. He's bought. Yeah, I would
• 53:06
  have. I would have been that resale. They were good ones. Food,
• 53:08
  we would get TVs, we would get game Go pros, we'd get
• 53:12
  all kinds of ship But one time I got nothing but tongs and I my
• 53:15
  Homi was like, oooh, this is a lost Homi. And I was
• 53:17
  like, dude, strippers love tongs, Homie, we're gonna And I sold
• 53:21
  them. I saw them. I was setting up for five bucks, like
• 53:25
  five bucks branding. She's like, oh, what shooting? So I was
• 53:29
  slanging thongs, food, whatever made me a dollar, I was doing it.
• 53:31
  So but made me turn was I started. I started doing comedy,
• 53:36
  you know, because I was still trying to live both worlds. But it
• 53:38
  was my first year in comedy and I'm doing a show in Orange County.
• 53:42
  This is after you do your five years. Yeah. I kept going to
• 53:45
  jail after too. Still food from the five how old are you do?
• 53:47
  I get out? We got out of prison. I was nineteen twenty two,
• 53:51
  one two twenty three, almost after the five years from the attempted attempted
• 53:57
  I got condicted. That one was my second strike, that was strong arm
• 54:00
  robbery. And you're twenty one twenty three when I get out with okay,
• 54:02
  and then how long is it before you go to Joe case? So I
• 54:06
  get I'm out for a year. I have my daughter. Oh thank god
• 54:08
  I had a baby. I got out. I try to do good,
• 54:12
  but I was like, fuck, it is what's you trying to do good?
• 54:15
  Like we're being and not being an idiot? Though? Or you know
• 54:19
  what it is? It's money. When you make easy money, you don't
• 54:21
  want to work for them. Yeah, when you go to regular job in
• 54:22
  mart get used to well you know what you're good at? Yeah, I'm
• 54:25
  good at robberies and doing shit like that. You don't get out, you
• 54:29
  know. But so the second time I get busted, I get busted for
• 54:34
  robbing a taco buil though I got a talco. It was fucking funny.
• 54:38
  So this is a year later. A year later, I'm with this girl
• 54:43
  and I get fired from work. So I'm like, fuck man, I
• 54:45
  don't got no job. Were you working? I was working at the warehouse,
• 54:49
  and but I was still slanging on the side. But I needed fed
• 54:51
  up when I couldn't re up, so I had more money, yes exactly,
• 54:54
  So I was like, fuck man. I was like, you know
• 54:55
  what, just rob somebody real quick. So I go to the fucking talk
• 55:00
  Bell, which was like right there by where I lived, right and I
• 55:01
  never went there. That's why I rocked it. I was like, fucking
• 55:04
  they'll never see me again, you know. So I go in there and
• 55:07
  rob them. But it was fucked up because the guy they had just opened
• 55:10
  I didn't even know. So they only had a couple of hundred bucks.
• 55:13
  A couple of hundred bucks, and I'm like, fuck dude. And once
• 55:16
  I did the robbery, I was just like I'm fucked because I got two
• 55:19
  strikes. They're gonna catch me, right. So I started jacking all kinds
• 55:22
  of food. The dog I was in the back, like, give me
• 55:27
  some fucking heart show tacos, give me the sitnament twists, give me everything,
• 55:31
  damn. So I fool you started stealing food because I only had a
• 55:36
  couple I only came up on a small. Yeah, but what were you
• 55:38
  thinking about doing the food? You're like home, And again the point is
• 55:44
  I'm taking more. Exactly, I'm already having a jail. It don't matter.
• 55:46
  I'll take anything, dog, I'll take the hot so hot all of
• 55:52
  the other give me that Diablo sauce. Bitch. Yeah. No, I
• 56:00
  fucking the way I looked at it was like I'm gonna come home with dinner,
• 56:02
  fool. Yeah. So I I got Tako bulls, thanks da whatever,
• 56:07
  right, And she's like, well, how much did you make?
• 56:08
  And I was like, like six hundred bucks, that's what I robbed.
• 56:12
  And she's like, all right, here's I give her money for the rent.
• 56:14
  Three days later, the cops fucking raid department right where I'm leaving.
• 56:16
  And then my lady at the time didn't know, fool. She's like,
• 56:20
  what do you mean he's doesn't rob nobody like, and they're like, yeah,
• 56:22
  we got him on tape. He robbed the Taco bull literally right here
• 56:24
  down the street and wear a mask. Nah, I was stupid, fool.
• 56:29
  I wouldn't know. What they helped me was I had a bin of
• 56:31
  fool. Fact that I had no head tattoos or nothing, so they had
• 56:35
  me, but they didn't really happy. So the guy was like, look,
• 56:37
  instead of making this a three strikes case, we'll give you a deal.
• 56:40
  We'll give you two years right now, just for robbery, grand narseny
• 56:45
  for like the money that I took, because everything over five hundred dollars is
• 56:50
  fucking considered grand larsery and that's less than a commercial burglary. So I was
• 56:54
  like, fucking two years to stake, kid. So I take the two
• 56:57
  years, and I now I go back to jail fool a year after that.
• 57:02
  And what is it like when you go back and it's like welcome back?
• 57:05
  Yeah? I was like fish that time. That's when I got shot
• 57:07
  in my head and jail. Yeah shot, Okay, so that the way
• 57:12
  it happened was two thousands, two thousand and five, you got shot in
• 57:15
  jail. Yeah. You cut to the Patreon for the store. Yeah,
• 57:19
  let's cut to the patreon. Bro, this guy you want to hear this
• 57:21
  get shot in here. By the way, your cameras are right there.
• 57:23
  Food just yeah, yeah, yeah, just the whole time. I'm I
• 57:29
  mean, no conversation been, but I'm just letting you know, like whenever
• 57:31
  you want to like just say, like when you're not sure, Boke or
• 57:34
  whatever. Yeah, your show, yeah, but I mean I know because
• 57:39
  your stories just had like captivating So I'm just like here, we're like,
• 57:43
  we're like I don't even want to tell this food, but the camera yeah
• 57:46
  yeah, but but yeah, but but it's but that is crazy, all
• 57:50
  right? So you get shot in jail. This is after these two hours,
• 57:52
  they're not like, yeah, how did this happen? So the way
• 57:55
  it happens, right is I go back for that robbery ship whatever. Right.
• 58:00
  I was at parole, so they gave me a violation to being a
• 58:02
  pro violation, So I'm like, fucking I go to a wayside right.
• 58:06
  Wayside is it's a jail over there, and it's a it's right, So
• 58:10
  I go right there whatever right, and ship's cracking off. So the way
• 58:15
  that ship works in there is, like let's say first is sometimes we go
• 58:17
  at it, like we said with the wives the Blacks. At this time,
• 58:21
  we were going at it with the cops food. So there'll be times
• 58:23
  where they'll be like, hey, you know what, it's on site with
• 58:25
  the cops. So that means all the homies have to that's like some polo.
• 58:29
  Why were you guys fighting the cops just because some high power shit,
• 58:31
  you know. And so when I see the KAI, I was like,
• 58:36
  fuck coming, we're gonna go out with the cops, you know, And
• 58:38
  I only had two years to do, so I'm like, fuck me,
• 58:42
  I like it is what it is that'll give you more time right for your
• 58:45
  Yeah, and you guys could google it. It came out. They had
• 58:49
  to shut down the whole fucking jail though, because all the inmates were fucking
• 58:53
  fighting that time a wayside and we're going at it with the cops. So
• 58:55
  the way I get shot food, this is what happens, right, So,
• 58:59
  I mean because I was already, like I said, I was already
• 59:00
  like more of a career criminal, like learning my game, right, so
• 59:05
  every time you go back, you're learning something more up on game, damn.
• 59:08
  So I fucking so I go, right, and when I go like,
• 59:12
  I tell the homies, look, I'm the one that's gonna start to
• 59:15
  ride, like I'm gonna pretend I could go through and get some mao and
• 59:17
  I'm just gonna suck this cop in his face. And obviously I don't want
• 59:21
  to wear T shirts. I just I went up to with no shirt,
• 59:23
  right, Yeah, they made you want to start it. You think it'll
• 59:25
  get you married's easier, like yeah, yeah, Well because a lot of
• 59:30
  people were scared food, Like a lot of homies are like the cops,
• 59:31
  and I'm like, fool, like, don't be afraid, Like we got
• 59:34
  this friend he said, food, don't be afraid. I'm like, bro,
• 59:38
  like that, that's don't I tell him? When you don't want to
• 59:43
  go in the ocean in the water, yeah yeahies, nobody wants to go
• 59:49
  through with that ship. But I was like, hey, you know what,
• 59:51
  we gotta do it though, like we don't want to get stabbed.
• 59:52
  If you don't do what, you're gonna get stabbed. I like that.
• 59:54
  You know what do you mean? There's rippercussions if you don't help out.
• 59:58
  Oh yeah, bro, oh yeah, there's a riot. So the hoe
• 1:00:00
  stabbed by you and your cell just chilling reading a bug. Dog, you
• 1:00:05
  stab you, you gotta participate, dog, even if you get traspy,
• 1:00:10
  you're still you gotta show up. Dog. They gotta see crazy. So
• 1:00:14
  anyone says he was in his cell, don't fucking find out if you were
• 1:00:17
  in the sun. If you were in the cell, you're done. Yeah.
• 1:00:20
  Even George said, if He even told George told me, if you're
• 1:00:22
  ever enjailed, just go egg kicking against yeah soccer, black food, dog,
• 1:00:29
  black guy. Yeah, like sorry, bro, yeah, I know
• 1:00:31
  we were talking earlier. Dog. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I actually
• 1:00:36
  had a situation like that where I had to punch somebody that I was hanging
• 1:00:38
  out with that suns right, Yeah, it was. It was a group
• 1:00:40
  thing, man, Like, we got in a little drunk fight in the
• 1:00:43
  middle of the night, uh in Austin, and uh it was mainly my
• 1:00:46
  homie and another guy that we're going at it, Me and my friend and
• 1:00:50
  then that guy's two friends. All of us were getting along except like one
• 1:00:53
  of the dudes. We were just like, we don't have a horse in
• 1:00:55
  his race. Like fuck, if they're drunk, let him fight. We
• 1:00:58
  don't care as long as don't get out of control. Yeah, my homie
• 1:01:00
  knocks out the bigger homie, damn. And uh so we're all laughing like
• 1:01:05
  yo, all right, like and then this one dude is just like freaking
• 1:01:08
  out. He's like, no, fuck that fuck that so homie that knocked
• 1:01:10
  out this dude dive punches that guy and like, I'm drunk as shit,
• 1:01:15
  so I just look at the dude I've been getting along with, and I
• 1:01:16
  just give him the most like and then just fucking deck the shit out of
• 1:01:22
  him and run. You're hid and run. It's like I can't knock him
• 1:01:25
  out now, like we're already in it. Yeah it so you sock that
• 1:01:29
  cop. We'll make you pick him. He must have been like not he
• 1:01:31
  was a dick kid, all you picked one that was Yeah, he had
• 1:01:35
  it coming. And then when I can see why you volunteered. Yeah,
• 1:01:37
  yeah. When I heard we're gonna go against the cops, I was like,
• 1:01:40
  I want to suck that motherfucker right, because he got a piece of
• 1:01:44
  shit. What people don't know is like in the county, back in the
• 1:01:46
  days, the cops were bites dog. We're going at it with the cops
• 1:01:50
  all the time, and the cops were they'll be like, what are you
• 1:01:52
  looking at me? Fucking I fucking mean, you're like, fuck now,
• 1:01:55
  you're going there and the cops, you know, because there's more cameras because
• 1:01:59
  back in like in La County, there was a when I was there,
• 1:02:01
  there was like a Paisano, right, he didn't speak English. The motherfucking
• 1:02:05
  cops beat him to death, beat him to death and they left them in
• 1:02:07
  a cell. Couldn't say, I can't breathe. I don't know. The
• 1:02:10
  other cops are vacious, fool right there in Nelly County, the cops are
• 1:02:14
  vacious. Back in the days you're getting I got sucked up in La County
• 1:02:16
  two times by the cops. They broke both on my shoulders, right here
• 1:02:19
  on my shoulder. It's completely off what they're sucking up with, like the
• 1:02:22
  botosticks and everything. They kick you everything, so you're done food. But
• 1:02:27
  the homies known when a cop tries to put hands on you, you have
• 1:02:29
  to take off. So I take off on the cop like I gotta do
• 1:02:31
  what I gotta do, but beat it. Like fighting. The copies are
• 1:02:35
  losing battle. They're gonna win. They're gonna beat the funk out of you,
• 1:02:37
  and they did, especially once they get your handcuffs, it's over.
• 1:02:42
  And worst of all is when you fight a cop, every institution you go
• 1:02:45
  to they're gonna be like, you got something come Because cops stick together.
• 1:02:47
  People don't think it's a game. Yeah yeah, they they'll be like,
• 1:02:51
  oh, you want to fight one of my brothers. Yeah, how to
• 1:02:54
  go? So you hit the four I mean that's the one here. Yeah,
• 1:02:58
  So what happens with that is I hit the cop right and I don't
• 1:03:01
  have a shirt one because I know we're gonna get pepper spray, so the
• 1:03:04
  spray and the punches could rub off you. Food they fall off you.
• 1:03:07
  So I'm sucking going at it with this cop and he hits his alarm.
• 1:03:10
  So when the homies heard the alarm, they knew it was time to riot.
• 1:03:14
  So I was like the signal, So I hit it off and everybody
• 1:03:16
  starts fighting in wayside. So now we're going at it with the cops and
• 1:03:21
  the same guy I fucking I'm dragging him out whom we dragged him outside and
• 1:03:24
  we're going at it all the cops outside. You guys are like fucking boot
• 1:03:29
  because there's so many homies and how many cops. You know, there's not
• 1:03:31
  that many coups, and it's every jail, every inmate. This Mexican is
• 1:03:36
  fighting cops. Imagine it was. It was. It was just Mexicans on
• 1:03:42
  cops. And when I get shot is because I hit this other guy and
• 1:03:46
  he was a sergeant, so that's like a higher ranking officer for them.
• 1:03:50
  So when I hit that food, the gunner comes in and they have this
• 1:03:53
  thing called Big Bertha, which is like a just you remember those old school
• 1:03:57
  Tommy guns. Instead of shooting bullet's a rubber bullet. It's just like one
• 1:04:01
  big block like this, and it turns it to like a heartbreak and it
• 1:04:04
  hits you boom, like oh fuck. So that's what hit me in my
• 1:04:08
  head. So when I sucked the sergeant like boom, I just feel the
• 1:04:11
  hit and I thought I got shot, and I was like what the fuck,
• 1:04:14
  Like what hit me? So when I look, I was like,
• 1:04:16
  dude, I was under a bench and I'm unconscious. My ear is just
• 1:04:19
  blating. So I'm like completely death out of want to hear with that one
• 1:04:24
  that because he like out of this one, I can't. I can't hear
• 1:04:28
  nothing, So I right, I couldn't hear from this one. I don't.
• 1:04:30
  Sounds stupid, But you can't sue them. Okay, you're deaf,
• 1:04:34
  I know, but like death, you could suit. The way it works
• 1:04:39
  is you could sue them. But what sucked me up is I waited too
• 1:04:42
  long. It has a statue of limitations, which is like a year or
• 1:04:45
  two years. So when I got that short for pressing charges, on a
• 1:04:47
  cop because I know for standard civilians seven years. Yeah, it was two
• 1:04:51
  years. Oh, they're like file like. I was like, that's some
• 1:04:55
  bullshit. I mean I got some I mean perks to it. I got
• 1:04:58
  free medical for life. That's all they gave me. They're like medical for
• 1:05:00
  life for yours they have. So what happened? Did you get more time
• 1:05:06
  after that? Fu? Yeah? So the way it worked, I had
• 1:05:10
  two years, so they gave me one year for a song and the peace
• 1:05:13
  officer and one year like rank concurrent, so pretty much they ranked with my
• 1:05:17
  time. So I did total three years just for that. So it wasn't
• 1:05:20
  that bad, you know, talking the copies. Two years, you going
• 1:05:24
  to sock'em, sock him, but they don't shoot him because they're fucked.
• 1:05:29
  Don't be afraid, So don't don't be afraid. After you get picked
• 1:05:33
  up, like you have to go to the hospital with that, with that
• 1:05:35
  get shot in the air. So they need to take me to the hospital.
• 1:05:39
  Cops are scandals. Do what they do is they still hit you?
• 1:05:42
  No, they fucking I'm fucking bleeding and they take me to a cell and
• 1:05:45
  I'm in my boxers and I'm like passed down, like homies, wake me
• 1:05:47
  up? Who does just threw you in here like where you come from?
• 1:05:50
  And I was like, do them. I was in the riot and I
• 1:05:53
  was like, what the fuck? So finally the homies called the medico.
• 1:05:56
  I go to medico, I go to the nerves. That's it. But
• 1:05:59
  they put me back on the line like fuck you. They don't care to
• 1:06:01
  unless you're really, really, really hurt and they beat the If you die
• 1:06:05
  on the clock, that's that's when they care because that'll look to look bad.
• 1:06:09
  They don't, yeah exactly, but if you're bleeding from your leg,
• 1:06:12
  you know that, if they know you're not gonna die, like yeah,
• 1:06:15
  exactly. And you were doing comedy, No, no, no, I
• 1:06:17
  wasn't doing comedy. Yeah yeah, oh yeah. We were funny in the
• 1:06:21
  time. It was funny. I was always a funny homey, always laughing,
• 1:06:25
  like bushing, like how we're doing. So when when I started doing
• 1:06:28
  comedy, it was in two thousand, like before COVID, like a year
• 1:06:30
  before nineteen. So I get but that's time I get busted because I'm doing
• 1:06:35
  comedy. But I'm still homie, you know, so I'm carrying guns being
• 1:06:39
  so that. So it wasn't just George, that's just some trolle like if
• 1:06:43
  someone didn't give you enough time, not even that or like say something because
• 1:06:45
  fools, there's some bangers, you know something. And I'm in Orange County
• 1:06:48
  and some fools were tripping on me and I was like hey boy, like
• 1:06:51
  and you know I anounced that right, I know that right now, like
• 1:06:55
  it's all good, but that fools pushing me tough. And I said,
• 1:06:57
  all right, before you want a gun playlist, pull out my good enough,
• 1:07:00
  like oh shit. So that time I got popped in Orange County,
• 1:07:03
  I got put the costs put me over. I'm drunk. I'm doing cocaine
• 1:07:06
  because I always have to stay bay, you know what I mean. And
• 1:07:10
  it's funny because when the cop pulled me over, I'm sucking drinking. I'm
• 1:07:13
  not He's like open the window and I was like hold on, I said
• 1:07:15
  name a couple of minutes, all like I know you got me, let
• 1:07:17
  me do my thing, and that foods like hurt the fuck up. It
• 1:07:20
  was a white guy right there, and and I fucking do some lines on
• 1:07:29
  and I was like, okay, let's go. I can have this evidence
• 1:07:32
  when I'm done with it. Yeah, yeah, damn that's well, wait,
• 1:07:35
  this is the parking lot of the comedy show. You this this is
• 1:07:39
  a outside of the comedy show. Because I got into some ship and the
• 1:07:43
  comedy place food and it was og Mike's okay, that was yeah right there.
• 1:07:48
  I got into it with some foods. We I get on the freeway.
• 1:07:51
  That's when they popped me on the freebo. I didn't already had to
• 1:07:54
  the gun. I knew they were following for yeah, because I see him
• 1:07:57
  and I was like, he's motherfucker's uh so, I fucking throw the gun
• 1:08:00
  and he's like, would you throw over there? And I was like,
• 1:08:01
  do your fucking job on me. So he's banging and looking down there and
• 1:08:05
  don't make me do my job, like you get paid to your fucking job.
• 1:08:09
  Go look for whatever. Right through I'm got drunk, you know.
• 1:08:13
  And then finally I get off and they give me this time, I get
• 1:08:15
  busted for him, and I go to an Orange County lacy and I was
• 1:08:18
  just like, they were trying to give me ten years for that ship.
• 1:08:21
  Ten years, but COVID they found the gun. No for what it was
• 1:08:25
  is because they found the gun and they got they found the gun, and
• 1:08:30
  then I had fucking coke on me and I was fucking drunk as plus I
• 1:08:32
  had like a record and have a record. So with the two strikes,
• 1:08:36
  the way it goes is, let's say I steal this water bottle and they
• 1:08:40
  give you one year for this. Since I have two strikes, they're gonna
• 1:08:43
  give me double that year. So you're gonna do two years for the bottle
• 1:08:46
  and then one year. Three strikes. So for one crime that was supposed
• 1:08:49
  to be one year, you get four years. Yeah, they get you
• 1:08:53
  though. The three strikes, the old one, the old one where it
• 1:08:58
  was forever exactly, So I have two strikes. The way the strikes work,
• 1:09:01
  it has to be a violin offense back in the days. That's like
• 1:09:03
  so many pople are getting out now for anything. Yeah, if you have
• 1:09:06
  two and you stole a bike, that's three from life. Yeah, that's
• 1:09:10
  fucked up because a lot of people got sucked up. I knew a guy
• 1:09:13
  that stold fucking a pair of pants and they fucking give him life. Dude,
• 1:09:16
  like mother cop band called me no fuck Yeah, yeah, fucked up.
• 1:09:25
  Three strike. You can thank and the president run now, Joe Biden
• 1:09:30
  for passing that law. Remember you ain't black. If you don't vote for
• 1:09:33
  me, you werein't black. Remember he said, that's okay, true story
• 1:09:38
  that the vice president Harris whatever, dude, I was in cork and shoes,
• 1:09:44
  true story, right, and I'm kicking it. So what you're talking
• 1:09:45
  abou Kamala Harris? Yeah, that that Oh my gosh. She is such
• 1:09:49
  like it is what it is. I have my right to say it is
• 1:09:51
  what it is. Right. So when you go to the shoe, they
• 1:09:55
  have you done as I was done as a validated gang member, right,
• 1:09:58
  So that means that you're noted as like a criminal that's like involved in some
• 1:10:01
  bullshit. Right. So they have like the blacks right there, like you
• 1:10:04
  know those people. They have the white guys in there, like the crazy
• 1:10:08
  foods. So I'm in the shoe and that bitch Harris. She goes to
• 1:10:12
  the shoe food to corker shoe, and she's telling the homies like, well,
• 1:10:15
  she's telling the cops like, yeah, I hope these motherfuckers never get
• 1:10:17
  out like they belonging here. She was. She was all about fucking keeping
• 1:10:26
  the homies locked back. They make money off, yeah, they make they
• 1:10:29
  make money. And the thing is, if you get validated. You could
• 1:10:30
  be in the hole for twenty years, thirty years, ten years, and
• 1:10:34
  she believed that they should be back there. I mean, now everybody's out
• 1:10:38
  where, but he's you know, on the main line. But she was
• 1:10:41
  one of the people pushing for the homies to stay back there. Dumbas.
• 1:10:44
  Her dumbass put a lot of people on joil for smoking weed, and her
• 1:10:46
  dumbass goes on BT exactly and says she smoked weed. You have a hypocritical
• 1:10:53
  dumbas. Yeah, that's coming from Austin, Texas man, like it's oh
• 1:10:59
  Williamson County, Dude, Like it's it's gross. Texas don't suck around.
• 1:11:02
  Yeah, Texas is. Yeah, Texas Arizona to the fuck that shit.
• 1:11:10
  Good. At least we's legal in Arizona. Yeah, exactly how much time
• 1:11:15
  did you do total? I did like over twenty years, like twenty twenty
• 1:11:18
  plus, like including from when when I was a child to just recently.
• 1:11:21
  Yeah, how old are you know? The last recent one was the COVID
• 1:11:25
  with the Yeah, the twenty eighteen with the food the comedy shows. So
• 1:11:28
  it was supposed to be three or four years. You got out early.
• 1:11:30
  No, No, the way it was supposed to be is they're giving me
• 1:11:32
  ten years, right, but then the judges like, look, I'm gonna
• 1:11:35
  give you one year and in the county you get one two days for one
• 1:11:40
  days, so you get like time credited, you know. Okay, so
• 1:11:44
  one year that I did was considered two years, and like in court,
• 1:11:46
  so they gave me two years. That was like a deal. Was just
• 1:11:49
  trying to take care of you, I guess, no, no, no.
• 1:11:51
  The way it happened because COVID, because COVID, COVID had hit,
• 1:11:55
  and I wasn't county. So when everybody was out here during COVID, I
• 1:11:58
  was in jail in COVID, and motherfuck you know, if this is what
• 1:12:00
  people don't understand in jail, they don't give a fuck about you. Nobody
• 1:12:03
  was wearing mask. Motherfuckers were catching COVID left and right, and it's funny
• 1:12:08
  six feet apart, right, No, none of that, you next to
• 1:12:12
  each other, next to each other. And it was funny because the homies
• 1:12:15
  had the mask because COVID was really bad. If you cut COVID, they
• 1:12:18
  were releasing you. So the fucking homies would get mask. They had COVID
• 1:12:21
  and they're like, who here so they could go home work. Oh my
• 1:12:25
  god. It was fucked up. It was fucked up, but I mean
• 1:12:30
  it's sad, but that's what helped me. Food. The judge was like,
• 1:12:33
  because during COVID they couldn't transfer us to prison. So he was like,
• 1:12:36
  look, I can't thank you to prison. I want to send you
• 1:12:40
  to prison, but I can't because you know, COVID and everything was closed
• 1:12:43
  down court. You know, they're trying to pretty much get every but it
• 1:12:45
  was a good time to be a criminal during robbing. Everybody with a mask,
• 1:12:48
  everybody, everybody can get it up. They're not gonna catch you.
• 1:12:54
  You have COVID, yes, you know, it's like the smashing grab.
• 1:12:56
  Now, I'm not gonna lie, like, I'm not a criminal normal,
• 1:12:59
  he's I'm not a lie. It looks smashing grabs. Yeah, the people
• 1:13:04
  don't five years ago. Five years ago, if there was smashing grabs,
• 1:13:08
  you would have already you would have got a couple of legs already. Yeah,
• 1:13:11
  I want. I mean, it's two easy. I used to do
• 1:13:14
  smashing grabs when there was no such take. Smashing grabs. We used to.
• 1:13:16
  Yeah, back in the days. No, no, back in the
• 1:13:18
  days. I would run to the swami get like six pairs of friscos and
• 1:13:21
  shirts to just run out. Dude, at my lowest point one time,
• 1:13:27
  I feel bad. I was a scumbag boo food. But it is what
• 1:13:30
  it is, right, Yea. I go to the Chinese food where it's
• 1:13:32
  Chinese food, like mister mister Wong whatever the name is, fucking get like
• 1:13:35
  four combos and the lads like that's a lot of food, and I'm like,
• 1:13:39
  yeah, hold on, let me get my money, fucking get the
• 1:13:41
  Chinese food and just run out, come back walk. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:13:45
  She was like no, wait, wait, you wait, you're a criminal.
• 1:13:53
  Fucking food, isn't it is? So you got to go home for
• 1:13:55
  quarantine. Yeah. So the quarantine held me food because they gave me two
• 1:14:00
  years. So I do my two years. I get out and like I
• 1:14:01
  already started doing comedy. I was fucking I was messing with more different comedians,
• 1:14:06
  you know. But what does hurt me, and I'll admit it is,
• 1:14:10
  you know how I look like because I'm a homie, A lot of
• 1:14:13
  foods don't want to fucking foods like that. They're like, nah, you
• 1:14:15
  know, like the way I look at it is if you're dressed as a
• 1:14:18
  homie and like pretending to be a homie, they'll fuck with you. But
• 1:14:21
  if you're an actual homie, they're like, nah, you know what I
• 1:14:26
  mean, they look at it, they think about it twice, you know.
• 1:14:28
  Yeah. But I was still doing comedy. As soon as I got
• 1:14:30
  out. I did a show with Punchline Kings that was a big show,
• 1:14:34
  and I got out in September. I did a show right after and my
• 1:14:38
  comedy. I still remember one of my one of my jokes was because I
• 1:14:41
  always go to the crowd right and see who's there or whatever. Right,
• 1:14:44
  So I'm like, hey, single ladies makes a noise. No bit nobody
• 1:14:46
  made it right, So I was like, fuck it. I was like,
• 1:14:48
  if you're fucking married, makes a noise? It was like yeah.
• 1:14:51
  I was like, motherfucker, you're not that happy to be married. But
• 1:14:57
  yeah, So I say a joke about about a sex tape. I was
• 1:15:00
  like, you know what, I'm like, Kim Kardashi and Holmie. You
• 1:15:02
  know, I've been married three times, but I don't got a sex stape
• 1:15:04
  pulled me. That's it. And then I was like, I'm like the
• 1:15:08
  total Kardashian rans. They're laughing whatever and I was like, you know,
• 1:15:12
  and I can't do fucking a sex stape because I'm too fat at to him.
• 1:15:15
  You know, I didn't do enough burpies when I was in prison.
• 1:15:17
  Homie start laughing, you know. And that's my style of comedy, you
• 1:15:21
  know, like like hood comedy. Yeah, I talk about doing drugs or
• 1:15:26
  hiding drugs in your ass because motherfucker's do it. You're gonna if you're a
• 1:15:30
  criminal, has been a criminal, you're gonna put about to say you've been
• 1:15:32
  in there for a while, so you pop some quick quait. You'd be
• 1:15:35
  just like just quick, you just like turning around. Let me get the
• 1:15:41
  hits right here, the sack food and this sack food. What's the biggest
• 1:15:45
  like I mean on the rood like little sacks, fool like good little sacks
• 1:15:49
  something like this. You like nothing, Oh, because imagine this much drugs
• 1:15:57
  and Joe will make you a fucking rich You'll be a king. Yeah,
• 1:16:00
  yeah, I have to say this is this is necessity, man, Like
• 1:16:02
  you learn how to use your body when you need at the prison pocket.
• 1:16:06
  Yeah, the polly pocket back there home, better start putting it to work,
• 1:16:12
  start practicing. Exaber doesn't even though he doesn't need to be lame rain
• 1:16:18
  today and I always wonder almost sneaking my ship and I'm like, yo,
• 1:16:21
  put it like that, but like that, yeah, I mean you got
• 1:16:26
  you gotta you gotta be you know, slick, you know, put it
• 1:16:28
  in your hat, you know. Like I feel like the criminal mentality is
• 1:16:30
  never going to leave you though, yeah it doesn't. Bro Like like I
• 1:16:33
  bro every time somebody's like this, it's gonna stop me from taking in the
• 1:16:36
  drugs. I need not. Hold on. We're figuring this out. I
• 1:16:40
  just recently this is another true story me and my lady because like I said,
• 1:16:43
  I said, rob people. This is what it is. Right.
• 1:16:45
  We're in Vegas, right and these little kids win like ten twenty thousand dollars
• 1:16:48
  food right in front of us. And I tell my lady. I was
• 1:16:51
  like, Babe, this is god. Hold me. I was like,
• 1:16:55
  Babe, this motherfucker want twenty thousand dollars. I need money, like sweating
• 1:16:59
  yeah yeah. And I was like baby, and that was like, oh
• 1:17:01
  my god. And I was like, babe. I was like, because
• 1:17:04
  I always carry a gun just you know, you never know. So I
• 1:17:06
  tell my lady. I was like, I was like, I'll rob him,
• 1:17:10
  but I'll be nice to him dog, you know, like funny food.
• 1:17:13
  Don't be a hero of the money in the back, please shee Like
• 1:17:15
  being nice on the room would be like give me ten dollars, just let
• 1:17:19
  me hold the dollar ten And I'm real at that point, I'd be like,
• 1:17:24
  you need this money, I ain't. I ain't gonna call a cop
• 1:17:26
  because I still got ten geess exactly. And at the end of the day,
• 1:17:30
  it's what gon on. Yeah, nobody's gonna be like, okay,
• 1:17:32
  kill me or the money. Yeah. I didn't do it though, but
• 1:17:35
  I wanted to do. So you still so you still have that like it's
• 1:17:41
  sometimes like I'll give an example, like I'll see I've actually done it,
• 1:17:45
  hit and run food like it is what it is. And that was one
• 1:17:47
  of my jokes food because so it's just it's a funny story for Typton where
• 1:17:51
  you know you hit you hit a person like shit, okay allegedly allegedly no
• 1:18:03
  so no, so it it's a true story, right, So it's what
• 1:18:05
  happens. Right, So let's just say my friend, right, my friend,
• 1:18:10
  you know we're talking, I'm talking about my friend, right, So
• 1:18:12
  I'm chidding, right, and I'm going to fucking anger management classes, you
• 1:18:15
  know, because I had got it. I get so when you get out
• 1:18:18
  of hell, strike me as an angry guy, like I don't look like
• 1:18:21
  it's not at all. It comes and comes with that, It comes with
• 1:18:25
  your probation, with the probation. So they have me doing anger management right,
• 1:18:28
  so that I never used to fuck listen to those classes, fool.
• 1:18:30
  So I iced to be like, fuck this bullshit. I just gotta do
• 1:18:32
  it because I gotta do it. So I'm sitting right there in anger management,
• 1:18:34
  right, and this lady is talking about the anger monkey. She's like,
• 1:18:39
  whenever you get angry, it's the anger monkey, and he's on your
• 1:18:42
  back. And I'm just like, she's not, get that monkey off your
• 1:18:45
  back, and yeah, true story food. And I don't know why,
• 1:18:49
  but the message hits that day and I'm just like, dude, that's why
• 1:18:51
  I'm so mad, fool like, I got a fucking monkey on my back,
• 1:18:55
  like it's a lot of weight. Probably want my back, right,
• 1:18:58
  And I come out of class, Yeah, your back, Hey, I
• 1:19:01
  come out of class, and I feel like relieved, fool, like I
• 1:19:03
  finally got an answer to my problems. Right. So I'm getting into my
• 1:19:08
  word truck and I'm chetting right there. And then I'm in Pomona and there's
• 1:19:12
  this that person whatever whatever, right, and they're fucking asked me, asking
• 1:19:15
  me for change food and I was just like, fuck this motherfucker, like
• 1:19:18
  you know what, I'm like, hey, it's just my windows, and
• 1:19:20
  he's still trying to scrub my windows food and I'm just like, bro,
• 1:19:25
  just leave the fucking car, please, like, hey, you know whatever,
• 1:19:27
  right. So allegedly what happens is that this guy starts hitting on this
• 1:19:31
  other person's car, so the guy gets mad. Even though that guy came
• 1:19:35
  out of anger management, this guy's like hitting the guy's drug and I'm just
• 1:19:40
  like, son of a bitch, dude, I'm not trying to be angry,
• 1:19:42
  but this motherfucker's pushing me dog like fucking press on the drive and boom,
• 1:19:46
  this motherfucker flies. Yeah, allegedly, allegedly he flies and he lands
• 1:19:53
  somewhere whatever over your car like that. Yeah, it was like a fucking
• 1:19:58
  fast the best way to do it if you It was so funny because it
• 1:20:01
  doesn't break a window. That's what he landed on the top and then he
• 1:20:04
  rolls according like someone happened to do that in the pickup and that he lands
• 1:20:10
  right in the back. What happened, That's what happened. We take off,
• 1:20:14
  We take off, and I'm just like shitting it through it. I'm
• 1:20:15
  like, oh my god, like a fucking this guy allegedly hit somebody and
• 1:20:20
  it's in the back supposedly. So we're dipping food or we're dipping it's like
• 1:20:25
  when we're promoting for it is what it is, right and I'm just like,
• 1:20:28
  damn, this fucking son of a bitch, Like what am I gonna
• 1:20:30
  do with this motherfucker? So I'm like, dude, I'm just gonna throw
• 1:20:32
  him right here. Fuck, it is what it is. I felt bad.
• 1:20:34
  It was a piece of ship move. So you know, we opened
• 1:20:40
  the back camper, but me and my homie because now I have an accomplice
• 1:20:43
  because I needed, like, you know, somebody to help. So it
• 1:20:45
  was a heavy body can just dop a body food. So me and my
• 1:20:48
  homie were like, hey, fool, like, we don't want to grab
• 1:20:50
  this motherfucker, Like, how are we gonna get him out of the car.
• 1:20:54
  So he's like, foo, just press the gas and press the break
• 1:20:56
  and he'll roll. So I was like, that's yes, exactly, so
• 1:21:03
  real shit. And the back is down and we fucking gunning and we have
• 1:21:09
  this motherfucker rolled up in a tarp foom from construction because he constructs. At
• 1:21:13
  the time, he fucking falls, and I'm like, fuck it, we're
• 1:21:15
  dumb foolish jam, so we're gonna jam. This motherfucker gets up and he
• 1:21:19
  fucking runs fool And I was like, damn fool, Like we just fucking
• 1:21:24
  came up right here. Dog just ran and all he wanted was the fucking
• 1:21:28
  tarp food because he was a bump. He takes off of the bump with
• 1:21:31
  the fucking tarp happy food. Because he gots a new house. This dude
• 1:21:34
  had a completely different story than you, right, So I looked at it
• 1:21:39
  like, hey, my boy, he took a licking. You know,
• 1:21:42
  he got hit, but he got a new house. Who you know how
• 1:21:44
  many houses you got? What you get? You know? Right up,
• 1:21:46
  that dude, like I said, different perspective. He's just like those foods
• 1:21:49
  could take it, hit, bro, it could take it. He could
• 1:21:53
  run. I ain't gonna lie, Remember how I told you. I was
• 1:21:56
  like, there was a rampage to go down and somebody would be like I
• 1:21:59
  hate bums. I'm going to run down skin row. He's gonna probably only
• 1:22:01
  kill like five out of the row of thirty. Motherfucker's radio active. Yeah,
• 1:22:04
  Like, hey, he holds the car that was to come back,
• 1:22:10
  like the food, the terminator too. The hole's gonna heal up. It's
• 1:22:13
  gonna go right back, and that's good for He'll fucking have a body suit
• 1:22:16
  made out of peat and ship. Yeah those are crazy though, but yeah
• 1:22:21
  that home has to homeless school to jowl up. Yeah, yeah, you
• 1:22:26
  guys gotta deal with that dirty, smelling motherfucking The fucking thing I hate the
• 1:22:30
  most about being in jail is that food, because especially in County, you're
• 1:22:34
  sitting down and one of those foods are coming up. But like, oh
• 1:22:36
  my god, dude, like smells so bad. Oh, it's like that
• 1:22:40
  bitch take a ship. They take a ship. Oh my god, it's
• 1:22:45
  like if somebody died. Dude, it's so bad. You know what food
• 1:22:49
  is. I know exactly what smell. He's talking about dogs when we were
• 1:22:54
  in a fucking court dog with Pedro for that first for sneaking, for sneaking
• 1:22:59
  in the mushrooms to Disneyland, like they give him a ticket. Right,
• 1:23:01
  we got caught, so and we had he had to go to court and
• 1:23:03
  he had to take these drug classes. Food, but we had to go
• 1:23:06
  to court, so he has to talk to the judge or whatever the first
• 1:23:09
  time, and you know, to make sure if everybody stow, it's the
• 1:23:11
  one A n H and food rightoo Like yeah, but like foo, there's
• 1:23:15
  this druggy bitch that comes in with her mom, right, but you could
• 1:23:19
  tell this bitch sleeps in the streets. She doesn't shower, like fucking like,
• 1:23:25
  her skin looks so disgusting, and everything's in the fucking in the courtroom
• 1:23:30
  is good, and this bitch walks in, bro. And to this day,
• 1:23:33
  I cannot describe the smell because I literally was like I literally wanted to
• 1:23:39
  throw up, and I was like a petro, I'm gonna go to the
• 1:23:41
  bathroom dog like because I literally wanted to I couldn't stand the smell. And
• 1:23:45
  like the judge literally told the person that was always like, go work on
• 1:23:47
  that case outside, like you know, please, Like yeah, they were
• 1:23:51
  quick to get her out of there, bro, because like there was people
• 1:23:55
  that were starting to throw up food like not like they were like those people.
• 1:23:59
  It was it was so fun. I never have smelled something that bad.
• 1:24:03
  And he could be your bunkie. They could put him on that's just
• 1:24:06
  discuss. They'll put they'll put him. I don't care. Yeah. The
• 1:24:12
  thing is the cops don't want to deal with that sho imagine they smell even
• 1:24:15
  out here because I do security right here in LA right for extra feedia,
• 1:24:18
  who the bumps are active right there. Foods are fucking throwing shit me my
• 1:24:21
  lady seen some bump just literally like who ass out? Just fritish cheeks and
• 1:24:25
  just throw broad daylight and even probably don't even wipe, just don't even wipe,
• 1:24:29
  just put his pants up. And I'm like, damn, that's fucking
• 1:24:31
  dedication right there. Like I don't think I could do that though, Like
• 1:24:35
  even if I'm sweaty, I'm just like I don't feel right though. Yeah,
• 1:24:38
  I don't feel too manly right now, right bro, that's fucking yeah.
• 1:24:44
  Definitely. One of My first jobs when I first moved to LA was
• 1:24:46
  on skid row. I was out there for two years. Man, I've
• 1:24:49
  seen Yeah, it's some active shit. It was one of those dude,
• 1:24:53
  like I tell everybody, I was like, I remember being super anxious because
• 1:24:56
  it's my first time moving out of state. Everything. I was born and
• 1:24:58
  raised in Texas. And yeah, my first impression was skid row baby,
• 1:25:02
  that's all bad. Though I've seen it, I was like fuck, But
• 1:25:06
  I mean I feel like it's part of everywhere. You know, it's always
• 1:25:09
  gonna be like that. How long have you been out for like that?
• 1:25:11
  You haven't been out for like two years? Almost three years? Ready?
• 1:25:15
  Hell, yeah, I'm doing good at comedy. I've got a good lady,
• 1:25:19
  got a house, got a gauze, all that, you know,
• 1:25:21
  congratulated and it's type it up there you go, No more crimes for me.
• 1:25:27
  Crime doesn't pay. If it did, it does pay, it doesn't
• 1:25:30
  pay that good. The paces temporary brossisting. Yeah, I'm more time for
• 1:25:35
  the comedy, you know. And I love doing comedy though. And that
• 1:25:39
  the book that I wrote, You know that that book is pretty what's the
• 1:25:42
  book called? It wasn't available, so it's already available. I jumped it
• 1:25:45
  on Amazon, kind Kindle, okay, And then we're gonna do paperbacks in
• 1:25:48
  a couple of months. You're gonna do a voice over everything. Are you
• 1:25:50
  thought about reading it or like, you know, you want to do it.
• 1:25:56
  You should food because I literally yeah, food, you should do like
• 1:26:00
  because the way you tell the stories, you would probably like there'll probably be
• 1:26:02
  a lot of fools to be like, I don't I want to read it,
• 1:26:03
  but I'd rather listen to him because he's already a funny comic like for
• 1:26:08
  real, Dog, Like, I think I think if you dedicated your time,
• 1:26:10
  you can make some good fete off that too. Dog. Yeah,
• 1:26:12
  the book is called Misled Kids, and it's just about that, just all
• 1:26:16
  my time going to juven A Hall camp and then ya and then I'm gonna
• 1:26:21
  have a second book where I go into like, you know, being a
• 1:26:25
  county prison and then when I get out, you know, damn congratulations number
• 1:26:30
  one. Dog, I gotta I'm gonna definitely cop that book. And I
• 1:26:33
  really encourage you to do like to really do a dog. I think you
• 1:26:36
  could kill it at that like and then maybe even some voice over work.
• 1:26:40
  Dog, I would love to do it. Like you sound like you could
• 1:26:43
  be like a you know, like a like you know, how like they
• 1:26:45
  have an episode and the kid show and then like how to not buy drugs
• 1:26:48
  and you can be be like, hey, you want to buy this kid
• 1:26:53
  or you want this. Yeah, then and then like the voice the reason
• 1:26:56
  comes out. It was like, no, don't listen to him the real
• 1:27:00
  talk. If you wanted to get into voice acting, let me know.
• 1:27:02
  Do you remember Raoul that was on here, the guy who was Tron Zimmer.
• 1:27:05
  He does coaching and real creates reels for people for voice acting. I
• 1:27:10
  would do it. I would love to do it because I love fucking around
• 1:27:12
  like that. That's my life, you know. Yeah, And it's cool
• 1:27:14
  that you that you've like you're you're you're you know, you're dedicated to staying
• 1:27:16
  out of trouble. Yeah, It's it's hard. I'm not gonna lie,
• 1:27:19
  you know, because it stays with you know, something's gonna punch somebody in
• 1:27:21
  the face though. Yeah, but you gotta learn. And he can't be
• 1:27:25
  punching everybody can't be doing that. And I'm already forty though, so I
• 1:27:28
  don't want to be old in jail. Like sure, it gets expensive too,
• 1:27:30
  though I've seen it. Oh no, he has free medical for life.
• 1:27:33
  Ye, thank you California. Like I've seen George. I've seen George
• 1:27:40
  were like he holds it in like you have to. He's like, but
• 1:27:42
  you can feel it. I was like it was like when you were twenty
• 1:27:45
  five, and then I'll be in the car. I'm like, I saw
• 1:27:47
  that you were mad. He's like, I was like, if you were
• 1:27:49
  twenty five, He's like, thought would have got it. But I gotta
• 1:27:53
  caught it. I got a career, like I'm I'm, I'm at the
• 1:27:56
  comedy store. I can't. It's hard, you see it. It's not
• 1:28:00
  like I've seen a couple of times. I want to push that from his
• 1:28:02
  face. But you can't do it, you know, because you got to
• 1:28:03
  think of the bigger picture what you want to do. Like me, and
• 1:28:06
  my goal is obviously the whole comedy thing. I love doing comedy and the
• 1:28:11
  books. I want to publish the books. And my end goal I want
• 1:28:13
  to be a motivational speaker. I want to go to schools and tell kids.
• 1:28:15
  But to kind of with the kind of sheet you got, dog,
• 1:28:18
  I think you can motivate a lot of a lot of young ones. And
• 1:28:21
  actually already started going to this place called Boy's Republic, And you know it's
• 1:28:26
  a placement and it's funny because you know how to do a lot of social
• 1:28:29
  media work like TikTok. I've gone viral on Instagram and all that bullshit,
• 1:28:32
  and they know me dogs, They're like, oh yeah, dude, you're
• 1:28:34
  that guy. But when they hear the jail side of it there, like,
• 1:28:38
  bro, that was you and you never got to push my homeboy industry
• 1:28:41
  is this whole time, I was like, where the fuck was father Greg
• 1:28:43
  Boyle trying to say, man, Yeah, I'm like, yo, I
• 1:28:45
  knew Father Greg from years. I'll probably do it today. I don't know,
• 1:28:49
  but I want to go apologize to that football. So my mom used
• 1:28:55
  to be friends with father Boyle, right, and he would go visit me.
• 1:28:59
  And when I went to a fool, like you know, when you
• 1:29:00
  were sentenced to a lot of time, you're just like fuck the world.
• 1:29:02
  So that Food went to go visit me, and he was like, hey,
• 1:29:05
  like, you know, I know you're going to way, but you
• 1:29:08
  know anything end of the road and don't think what are you talking about?
• 1:29:10
  Like it is the head of the road. Food, Like I'm going to
• 1:29:13
  like prison for kids, Like I'm fucking fool, like I got you know,
• 1:29:15
  like I'm done. So I pretty much to him like to fuck off,
• 1:29:19
  and I regret it, dog, because he was just trying to help
• 1:29:23
  me. Yeah, And so later on, I hear about him, and
• 1:29:26
  I see he's doing good things. I was like, dude, like he
• 1:29:29
  was a real one, really like he really was just trying to help you.
• 1:29:31
  He was, and and is here a mom still run? Yeah,
• 1:29:35
  my mom still wrong? So she she she keeps in touch with that food.
• 1:29:39
  No, she hadn't talk to him in years. But I want to
• 1:29:41
  go chop it up with him. And I think you should talk, and
• 1:29:43
  I think you should document it too, dog. I really I'll be like,
• 1:29:46
  hey, I think I mean, I mean I think that I think
• 1:29:50
  that you should really tell the story and then like maybe it was really yeah,
• 1:29:55
  like what happened, and then I kind of like because it shows a
• 1:29:57
  little bit of redemption in the way, and then like you're doing better.
• 1:30:00
  Yeah, you'd be like, hey, man, like this is if I
• 1:30:02
  like if not, if I only would have listened. But it's just like
• 1:30:04
  fun, man, you really were trying to help me. But like I
• 1:30:06
  took the hard rope and I always remember it because I'm like, damn that
• 1:30:11
  food. He's still helping out. He still got fucking all this ship for
• 1:30:14
  the homies, you know, and shout out to homeboy industry, you know,
• 1:30:16
  because they help home. Yeah. I feel like that's why people keep
• 1:30:18
  going back to committing crimes because there's no work or or you get just you're
• 1:30:24
  like, fucking, this is all I can do. They make it real
• 1:30:26
  easy, like right now, but you get out it's hard because no,
• 1:30:29
  I'm talking about the smashing ground where it's like so easy, like exactly if
• 1:30:32
  they're making it sweezy, like like I tell these fool all time. I
• 1:30:35
  do I go buy groceries and I do self checkout. Yeah, I could
• 1:30:39
  easily check off. I see people over there pay twenty bucks for three bags,
• 1:30:43
  and I'm just like scanning all the avocados. How do I have three?
• 1:30:48
  I was like, why don't I put two? They ain't go nope.
• 1:30:50
  Yeah, but you know you're just like yeah, it makes you feel
• 1:30:55
  but they're making it easy right now. I mean like but then again,
• 1:30:58
  bro, Like it's like think about it. Bro. It's like once he
• 1:31:00
  got season to it, it was different, Like he's like, hey man,
• 1:31:02
  I'm seasoned to this kind of fucking kind of punishment. Bro. You
• 1:31:05
  get caught up for stealing some ship, Bro, You're not gonna be seasoned
• 1:31:08
  to that. Bro. Like, like, no matter how much coaching George
• 1:31:11
  will give you like that's just yeah, like that, Like I'm thinking,
• 1:31:14
  like there's some shit that you're just not cut out for. Bro Like no,
• 1:31:16
  And I tell people all the time like I was. I was in
• 1:31:19
  prison with this guy and this food would cry every day for his high level
• 1:31:24
  and he was only doing like a year. I was like, that's she's
• 1:31:29
  only gonna food because he'd be like, oh, she's not writing me no
• 1:31:32
  more. And I was like, fool, that's part of being in jelful.
• 1:31:35
  They're fucking writing you. I love you and it's me and you to
• 1:31:39
  the wheels fall off six months on the line. You want to get one
• 1:31:42
  letter. The next thing you know, you don't get no letters, and
• 1:31:44
  then you get that dear John letter though, like and he got it.
• 1:31:46
  When he got it, he was just like he was like like what,
• 1:31:51
  Yeah, I'm older than him to comfortable. That was up. My bo
• 1:31:55
  was good and he's a fool, Like it's fucking overoaded, you know.
• 1:32:00
  I was like, he's in jail, Kido's only eighteen. If I want
• 1:32:03
  somebody else, I could have been like stopping a bitch fool like most guys
• 1:32:10
  would have been like just been a bit yeah, I tell him, hey,
• 1:32:12
  food, look at gay girls out there. I'm gonna be like,
• 1:32:15
  let me tell you a little story food. That was like He's like,
• 1:32:16
  what's the point in that? And I was think the point of the story
• 1:32:18
  is, like life goes on out there. We're right here in the freezer
• 1:32:23
  for you, just like you're the ice, that dirty ice, fool nobody
• 1:32:27
  wants. But you know what's there? Food? Yeah, there might be
• 1:32:31
  a fucking ice, you know. That's what we are. And I told
• 1:32:35
  him we're just there food, Like everything else that's good is out there in
• 1:32:40
  the front of the fridge. Though that's the front of the story. That's
• 1:32:45
  a great story. Dog, you're a dumb ass. I but he ended
• 1:32:50
  up being like I helped him follow the food just it is what it is.
• 1:32:54
  And I told my bit you when you get out, I said,
• 1:32:56
  fool, you go out there, you look good at that. You want
• 1:32:58
  her backage like yeah, yeah, say fucking this work out food, so
• 1:33:00
  she you look feed me when you get out. And he's like yeah,
• 1:33:02
  And I was like, yeah, fool, this do these push ups.
• 1:33:04
  So we start working now and he little by little he forgets about her.
• 1:33:09
  So I start putting them up on game, and I was like, you
• 1:33:10
  look, my boy, the way you're getting at that girl automatically you're a
• 1:33:14
  fucking you're being too soft and you're like, oh my god, what do
• 1:33:17
  you like? What don't you like that? Fuck? Who get the fuck
• 1:33:20
  about that? Dog? Like the main thing is like, do you want
• 1:33:25
  to fuck or not? Like, come on, let's not waste each other's
• 1:33:28
  time right down. I don't even funk about your exodiac sign. I want
• 1:33:31
  to fucking fuck right. We're not right. I hate that food. That's
• 1:33:35
  why I stopped dating, because I was like it was too hard. Now
• 1:33:38
  you gotta remember her birthday, what she's allergic to, Like, I don't
• 1:33:42
  know, you're I don't know, and I mean those are two important things.
• 1:33:45
  I don't give a fuck. If you're allergic to penis, bitch,
• 1:33:46
  that's you not me right all day. You're allergic to order at the rest
• 1:33:54
  of exactly ask me what I was. I love him saying something before we
• 1:33:58
  go to the place with Frice p being this should look good on TikTok.
• 1:34:02
  Yeah, I would have been like, if you're vegging, I'm not gonna
• 1:34:04
  begging. You know what it is to man when it adds up business that
• 1:34:08
  when get older, you get bro especially somewhere in the career lines that that
• 1:34:12
  we're all after which is all independent entertainers and shit like that. You don't
• 1:34:15
  have time to date, bro, like you know, like every time,
• 1:34:17
  every time the date requires a lot of infort. Bro Like, I gotta
• 1:34:23
  I gotta stop packing my orders from my from my business fun. It's gonna
• 1:34:26
  cost me money already to go spend money. Fuck, And I don't know
• 1:34:29
  if I'm gonna like you. Fuck. I gotta by drinks. Fuck,
• 1:34:32
  I gotta like, I gotta remember what I do. Take a bitch to
• 1:34:35
  McDonald's dog if she gives you that day, you know she's not the one
• 1:34:39
  though. You know a lot of foods. I feel like they take these
• 1:34:41
  girls out to these nice ass restaurants and they just use your food sitting or
• 1:34:46
  drinking like six right, and you're right there, right, that's around six.
• 1:34:53
  These bitches can drink talk, especially when especially when it's on your time.
• 1:34:57
  The shots shots, Hey, they're grind me. Fool me and my
• 1:35:00
  brother a true story. We're partying, foom, We're partying a Sanday huspool
• 1:35:03
  And I tell my brother fool He's like, well, I'm a fuck,
• 1:35:05
  and I'm like, you're not gonna fuck fool, Like, come on,
• 1:35:09
  like she okay, she wasn't bad face. There was a lot of girls.
• 1:35:12
  They're all fucking plastic and you know what it is, what it is,
• 1:35:14
  right, So I bro's like, I'm a fuck fool like man doing
• 1:35:16
  fucking and I was like, fool, you're not fucking food. Like I
• 1:35:19
  could tell by it the way she looks. Shit, you're gonna have to
• 1:35:23
  buy her a Louis bag first, get her nails done, get her toes
• 1:35:27
  done, then maybe she'll give you a hand job home. Maybe, I
• 1:35:30
  was like, cause this was a high maintenance girl, right, So we're
• 1:35:33
  kicking it there all night. Food. The fucking bill comes to seventy and
• 1:35:38
  I'm like, fool, don't be a dumb ass split the bill, fool.
• 1:35:41
  My brother's like, nah, fuck's what I do? All right,
• 1:35:46
  fucking swipes and he's like hey girl, hey, I got you, and
• 1:35:49
  the girl's like, okay, thank you a hug. So he goes over
• 1:35:54
  there to the back of the fucking truck, still trying to fuck, and
• 1:35:56
  the girl's like, oh, I'll just give you my number. Hold on,
• 1:35:59
  that's he got two hundred and seventy dollars for a number. They are
• 1:36:01
  like, fuck that, dude. Yeah, I'm good. See I with
• 1:36:06
  friend zone girls, and that's how it would work out. I mean,
• 1:36:10
  maybe maybe you could do that. Maybe you fucking the drunk I mean you
• 1:36:12
  guys vot drunk and let's try something, right. I mean me, like,
• 1:36:15
  I've never had a friend zones fools, Dude. I looked at her
• 1:36:21
  like I'd rather be honest, fool Like I feel like girls are used to
• 1:36:25
  guys fucking you know, this is what I've seen works. Dog, you
• 1:36:29
  go to a bad bitch, I'm not lying like a finest girl, and
• 1:36:31
  you just point out one defect about her, She's gonna be like, oh,
• 1:36:35
  nagging right, it sounds fucked up. I mean it sounds fucked up.
• 1:36:39
  It is what it is. But she now you're gonna make a different
• 1:36:42
  image than what the regular guys are, like, oh, girl, you're
• 1:36:45
  bad. You're bad as fuck. Girl, You're all that right, She's
• 1:36:46
  gonna want you because you thought she wasn't perfect. Fool, And I'm telling
• 1:36:50
  you that shit works all the time. There's a little there's a better tactic
• 1:36:54
  than that. It's positive negative, like I got dress, Yeah, but
• 1:36:59
  those shoes. Man, yes, yes, you got. Somebody's paying attention.
• 1:37:05
  Somebody is honest. Somebody in the chat. The funniest coming right now.
• 1:37:09
  He should have spent that figure that two seventy I figure. Raw.
• 1:37:13
  Yeah, that was one of my jokes. I would tell people, like
• 1:37:15
  people are complaining about, like you know, the cost of living and cost
• 1:37:18
  of eggs. What about the cost of sex. I mean that's just now.
• 1:37:24
  You can't even get fucking head for sixty dollars. Like I'm like,
• 1:37:28
  dude, and you're not even all that girl, Like you're a fucking uggly
• 1:37:30
  hooker, Like you need to stop. You want to hear a funny story
• 1:37:33
  about that. So I'm chilling. I'm in Pomona and it is what it
• 1:37:40
  is, right, And this is like during COVID food. But I'm just
• 1:37:44
  like, dude, you know you gotta you gotta scratch it. I'm like,
• 1:37:46
  fun, oh man, this is what it is. I was put
• 1:37:47
  a hat on so nobody recognizes me, and I'm sucking dipping food and I'm
• 1:37:51
  just like, thatch is bad. It is what it is, right.
• 1:37:54
  So I'm like, hey, you know, whe's this street that she's all
• 1:37:56
  it's right here and I was like, all right, cool, cool,
• 1:37:59
  because I want to be like brun like I'm asking for it. So long
• 1:38:02
  story shore, we're fucking I'm going to talent this bitch food and the doors
• 1:38:06
  open and food. They wanted so much money whatever whatever, right, So
• 1:38:11
  I'm like, damn, dude, like I don't even have that much fatty
• 1:38:13
  food. So I fucking just kicked this bitch in the ass like the cops,
• 1:38:15
  the cops. She fucking falls food and I just gun it take off.
• 1:38:20
  I didn't pay that. FO was like, that's fucked though. That
• 1:38:24
  was one of the gravest things I done. It's out there, man,
• 1:38:27
  I'm sorry. That's gtah right there. That's that's the kind of stuff that
• 1:38:33
  I talk about on my jokes. I feel like that's like stuff that people
• 1:38:36
  want to do or thought I'll do it, but they won't do it.
• 1:38:40
  You know, like we all thought, we all thought about fucking robbing a
• 1:38:43
  fucking an armored car, but we never ain't even thought about it. When
• 1:38:47
  I saw that movie. When I saw a movie on it, I was
• 1:38:49
  like, so you just gotta do all the things they did it. Yeah,
• 1:38:53
  Like that's before or after that Las Vegas, the La shooting that was
• 1:38:58
  after the Las Vegas was the best. That's why they shot you, guys.
• 1:39:01
  That's why I got shot you because it was right. It wasn't like
• 1:39:04
  like like I ain't gonna lie. I saw this video of this leg food.
• 1:39:08
  Like remember in Vegas food. I was just like like like old school
• 1:39:13
  Vegas when they had the old casinos and they used to have the cashiers by
• 1:39:15
  every exit. How there was foods, like they were robbing all the casinos
• 1:39:19
  and people were like all over Nevada, We're looking for the money in Nevada.
• 1:39:23
  But that shit ended up being out here in like the thirties and forties
• 1:39:26
  script neighborhoods because they find because the money. Yeah, because so because these
• 1:39:29
  foods were like this was went to Vegas and they're like, hey, the
• 1:39:31
  like do YouTube can slip through the fucking thing through the you know, through
• 1:39:34
  the little through the window ship go in there with the guns and shit like
• 1:39:39
  that and fucking just hold it up and let us in. And that's how
• 1:39:41
  they were going in and out, holding up the exits and this. Yeah,
• 1:39:45
  because they have raw cash there bro like yeah yeah, and when before
• 1:39:47
  in Vegas they would have the piles of cash right behind the cashier. If
• 1:39:51
  you would go to Vegas in the mid nineties, bro like, like they
• 1:39:54
  would, yeah so, and there'd be stacks because they would be the ones
• 1:39:57
  couldn't change. Nobody ever thought that anybody would be able to slip through that
• 1:40:00
  ship and going through it. Yeah yeah, white guy making anybody make it
• 1:40:04
  through their own It's crazy, bro like. But there it was some notorious
• 1:40:08
  that ship, and it was all these crips fucking robbing, robbing the casinos
• 1:40:11
  in Vegas. That's just wild though. So I'm like, and I thought
• 1:40:14
  about it. I was like, man, I was like, he could
• 1:40:15
  have just fucking he could have just got in with one of the foods that
• 1:40:19
  worked there, you know what I mean, And be like, I just
• 1:40:21
  opened the door. Just open the door, you know what I mean,
• 1:40:25
  Like or make a copy of the key robbing or something, or the door
• 1:40:28
  open and that's it. Break it out that way. He's like, I
• 1:40:30
  left the door open. It was a it was an accident day. We
• 1:40:33
  got robbed that night. But I mean they got insurance, got insurance,
• 1:40:41
  not losing nothing. He never thought about holding up like a big store.
• 1:40:44
  I thought about it, but I was like, fuck, I mean I
• 1:40:45
  practiced it a couple of times, obviously, gonna practice it, like you
• 1:40:47
  know, and I would talk That's that's all dumb I was. I'd be
• 1:40:53
  in jail and I would talk to the guys who like rob Banks, and
• 1:40:56
  I wouldn't like take notes for like, so what do you do food,
• 1:40:58
  And they'll be like, yeah, you know it's going you gotta ask.
• 1:41:03
  You could have had him for like you could have had a whole podcast in
• 1:41:06
  jail, like oh, these motherfucker's they're smart food. They'll like tell you,
• 1:41:10
  okay, watch out for the cameras, get the security down, like
• 1:41:13
  and they would always tell you be in and out in less than two minutes.
• 1:41:15
  So that's what I would always think about, like, Okay, I'm
• 1:41:17
  Robins, I gotta get quick and easy. But I mean now it's harder
• 1:41:20
  because it's so forensics and cameras, cameras, everybody, the giveaways, the
• 1:41:26
  phone, the phone, the phone. So many homies that got busted because
• 1:41:30
  they dropped their phones. And I would tell them like why did you have
• 1:41:33
  your phone on you? Like are you gonna take a call. I'll be
• 1:41:38
  like, food, we're committing a crime, dog, Like why are you
• 1:41:41
  fucking I tell him. I would be that dumb as I would take my
• 1:41:45
  phone to the crime spot, because how am I going to get there?
• 1:41:49
  The smart thing, the smart thing to do, the smart thing to do
• 1:41:54
  is to leave your phone in a place that you would usually be. So
• 1:41:57
  it'd be like if I were to commit if I would commit a crime,
• 1:42:00
  let's just say on the fucking Wednesday, on a Wednesday, bro, like
• 1:42:02
  I gotta I'm like, I'm gonna hit up this fucking stoy, go rob
• 1:42:04
  them. I come over here and I drop my phone off at twelve like
• 1:42:08
  o' clock in and then I go do the dirt. Know what we're gonna
• 1:42:10
  do? You know what we're gonna do. We record the episode doing the
• 1:42:14
  crime. I think we're here here, we're here. Life people get away.
• 1:42:24
  We don't hoist the same we don't hist the same fucking mission. Impossible.
• 1:42:27
  What is the one? Uh? That's good? Hey did you talk
• 1:42:31
  Did you talk to any lifers in there? I talk to a gang of
• 1:42:33
  life vers. What's that? What's that vibe? Like? Are those fool
• 1:42:36
  sad? Yeah? Most of them? Because I mean imagine you're doing life
• 1:42:41
  like you're never coming home. Let's just but like if they're doing life is
• 1:42:44
  it because of like they broke three strikes us because this was like murders.
• 1:42:46
  Yeah, it could be murders, it could be fucking bank robber. You
• 1:42:49
  got life. Life means they'll give you twenty five and up twenty five to
• 1:42:55
  life. Life is considered they back in the days when I first started in
• 1:42:58
  to prison, it would give you five to like ten to life, fifteen
• 1:43:00
  to life. Yeah, it's crazy. There's so much fucking fear in California.
• 1:43:04
  They hook you up. Though. There's a lot of crazies in jail
• 1:43:06
  too, so yeah, there's a lot of jacass, some dumb man shit.
• 1:43:11
  A lot of people that are in jail would just because we talk about
• 1:43:14
  this, do you think they need to be like in a psych work something.
• 1:43:16
  They're mentally They're like you're looking at the second asylum. Are crazy,
• 1:43:20
  Like even in County Food. Like one time they threw me out here with
• 1:43:24
  a bunch of fools and they were fucking up. They were fucked up,
• 1:43:27
  like literally like mentally ill. And I'm like, damn, the cops are
• 1:43:30
  just throwing them out right here like like Gotham City, huh, that's what
• 1:43:33
  I picture of La has turned into, or like you know, you remember
• 1:43:36
  in nineteen eighty nine with Michael Keaton and then how the Joker has all these
• 1:43:40
  fucking clowns running around and they're fucking up the city and the bigs and they're
• 1:43:44
  just stealing persons. This, yeah, that's like la right now, Bro,
• 1:43:46
  That's what I mean. It's because they have nothing to do with them.
• 1:43:48
  What are they gonna do with them? I mean, you gotta build.
• 1:43:51
  I always said, man, they never they never should have got rid
• 1:43:54
  of the asylums, like they should have just upgraded the medical practices, like
• 1:43:59
  stop giving was the bottomies food again? Him? It makes them stupid exactly
• 1:44:01
  all right. And the one last thing because you mentioned before, you know,
• 1:44:04
  because a number one thank you bro, because this has been fucking great.
• 1:44:08
  You won't come here any time any time you want to come promote anything
• 1:44:11
  and he show just let me know, bro, it's fucking sick. Uh.
• 1:44:14
  You said you had a Nazi root selly okay, So that okay,
• 1:44:16
  So this is what it was. It was funny though me and this because
• 1:44:20
  I mean, you know, you grew up in there, right, so
• 1:44:23
  I already knew how the white guys are. You know, they're all about
• 1:44:25
  white supremacy, whatever it is, what it is. Everybody believes in everything.
• 1:44:28
  Right. When I think Nazi, though, I just think that this
• 1:44:30
  food says the N word with the er a lot Nah. He wasn't even
• 1:44:32
  like that. He was only like through that, yeah, because of his
• 1:44:36
  family. And it was weird because his dad was like a regular guy.
• 1:44:40
  The mom was regular, but they were like racist, Oh like history extepeh.
• 1:44:44
  Dad was like preaching it on him. And all his brothers were in
• 1:44:46
  that ship too though, And it was funny because we'd be chilling and that
• 1:44:49
  food be hitting me with all that stuff, and I'll be like, ooh,
• 1:44:51
  you're racist up until when you need drugs. Like drugs, you don't
• 1:44:56
  care who you buying from food. And I mean it was and that wasn't
• 1:44:59
  the why. That was right here in county. I thought you're all Orange
• 1:45:02
  County though, you could set up with a white guy. Okay, I
• 1:45:04
  was about to sounds like you're not supposed to in the county and in prison
• 1:45:09
  it's all Mexican. I'm miscan, But right here, I don't know why
• 1:45:12
  they makes you up with the white boys. There's never a comfortable never isn't
• 1:45:16
  no bullshit. I mean, I was right here in the Lacy that ship
• 1:45:19
  food who were talking shit, They're like, oh the food sucks. Like
• 1:45:23
  food, This is bomb ass food we're talking about. They're getting eggs potatoes
• 1:45:28
  like good food. Dog, Oh, like food is better than I eat
• 1:45:30
  on the streets. Hold me, like what the half fuckers weren't even You
• 1:45:34
  know what's fucked up is the people that complain are the ones that are fucking
• 1:45:38
  bumps on the streets. These motherfuckers are like, oh I need special shoes
• 1:45:42
  or this is not good food. I'll be like food on the streets.
• 1:45:45
  You don't even eat, homie, like you're there on a sick one and
• 1:45:47
  ship stop with that. They could smoke crack on the streets and fat now,
• 1:45:55
  but they can't eat eggs. They can't eat they can't eat those are
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  powdered eggs. That can't hate him. You know that's crazy, man.
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  But yeah, so like that, so like that, that was that that
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  having that racist roomy or Sally like that experience something like that. Did you
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  get to try to talk something? Did you try to talk some I talk
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  some sense until yeah, because we were chopping up and and just the stuff.
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  He would tell me here to trip out. He'd be like, damn,
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  but like, how do you know this? And I'd be like,
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  fool because I've been in jail my life, Like I know that this this,
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  I know the game inside outful. I would tell him, and he
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  was like really tripping on me because I like I was a homie. I
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  had a choice. And I would tell him, fool, you didn't even
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  have a choice, and he's like, yeah, I did. And I
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  was like, no, you didn't because your dad's racist. Your dad put
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  that in your head, like you didn't have a choice. And I told
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  him really really really think about it. I tol him, I don't even
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  think you're a full like pledge, you know, because you wouldn't be.
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  You wouldn't want to live with me. And he was wouldn't talk to you
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  exactly exactly. But it was cool. It's good to get into somebody's mind,
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  you know what you learned from him? And I think it helped me
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  because now I could respect everybody's views, you know. I feel like everybody
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  has a different view and respect talk to you a little bit of patience,
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  yes, exactly. Racist until he needs drugs, Yeah, that's a lot
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  of them. Yeah, Like for like dope and then they excuse, well,
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  you're not like the rest of them. Yeah, yeah, that's like
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  the good one. If I ever hear that ship, dude, I already
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  know what time we're on, bro, whenever I hear that. Yeah,
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  but hey number one, let's go ahead and give it up for the gas
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  broke. Thank you his legendary story one more time. Shout the book out
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  there. So my book is called Mislet Kids. It's on Amazon. I'm
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  on TikTok, Instagram, fucking Facebook, porn Hub, all that shitty up
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  got coming up is when I just did it. I did the improvident Arizona.
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  I don't really have nothing, so you can book yeah, making book
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  one of your your shows. Bro, we'll have you on the light Hell
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  yeah down the last one you two is a lot of fun. Yeah yeah,
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  yeah, but uh yeah, So thank you once again for coming on.
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  like look, bro, like this this sucks to see your ex strikers
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  fucking going out there and score against the team we crumbled on. But I
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  see how that works out. I'll be at that game of the game.
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  There you go. If you want to kick it with us seven thirty Tuesday,
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  you're not even gonna get the get tickets. I might. I might
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  give it a shot. I swear, bro, he'd be capping. Yeah,
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  there fucking don't be crashing in the fucking neighborhood that I live in. Hey,
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  I was like, every time there's a fucking rabo we here, it's
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  fucking crashes and fucking y chakeboys all over Vermont Expo and all this shit all
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  good food out there. I got the best compliment this morning out there with
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  some girls. Like everybody usually talks about ice cream and it's so basic,
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  but when this guy talked about this shit and now he reviewed it, yeah,
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  he was like, I believe every bit of it because I could tell
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  that this you know, it was good. I have to try it.
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  you guys on Wednesday morning peace. Wait what about race shout Outs? Oh
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