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• 0:04
  Speaker 1: The Joe Rogan Experience.
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  Speaker 2: Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
• 0:09
  Speaker 2: I had a margarita at dinner once, and I was like,
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: all right, I'm back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll do it. It's just that one. You think
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: I'll always have one. It was nice.
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  Speaker 2: I was drinking too much, because.
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: Owning a club there all the time. Everyone's like, do
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: you want a shot?
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: Do you want a drink? I can imagine. When I'm
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  Speaker 1: at your club, I get blackout drunk every time. Like
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: an actual problem. I walk down the stairs and I'm like,
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: what the fuck just happened? I drink so much at
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: the mothership. Austin in general. Are we on?
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  Speaker 2: I think we're rolling. Yeah, the problem is Shane.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. He's an animal. I don't know how he
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: does it. I did the Bridgestone Arena with him on
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  Speaker 1: Friday night. I mean, first of all, just insane. Like 20,000 people.
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  Speaker 1: It's nuts. Saturday night I did 95 people at the
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: Dojo of Comedy.
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  Speaker 2: Is that the first time you did a big one
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  Speaker 2: in the round?
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  Speaker 1: In the round, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: In the round is like oddly intimate, isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because everyone's facing each other.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can. It's pretty cool. It feels like it's
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  Speaker 1: a club around you on the bottom. You kind of like,
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  Speaker 1: it's so funny because people get like so in their head.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, dude, it's all these people. It's crazy. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I performed to half-sold-out comedy clubs. You know how much
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  Speaker 1: more nerve-wracking it is to make eye contact with your
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  Speaker 1: fans that are disappointed that they're in a half-sold-out room
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  Speaker 1: than 20,000 people that are just there to be like,
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  Speaker 1: fucking Shane!
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  Speaker 2: It's one of those things you just do it a
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  Speaker 2: couple of times and it gets normal.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like all things. I'm sure. Yeah, like all things.
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  Speaker 1: That's more fun, dude. It is very fun. Oh, it's
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  Speaker 1: so much more fun. It's very fun. Just so you
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  Speaker 1: guys know, I would way rather perform to 20,000 people
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  Speaker 1: than 100. I just want you to know that. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if that's a unique idea, but.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, 100's good too, though, because 100 really shows you
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: if your bits are bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know, 100 shows you the weak links in bits.
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  Speaker 1: You see them checking their phone.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's in you feel it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You feel like you're delivering them horse shit. You know,
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  Speaker 2: you feel like you're not appreciating what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what I mean? Of course. And I
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  Speaker 1: think it's also like, it's such a spectacle when you
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  Speaker 1: go to like an arena where it's like people are like,
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  Speaker 1: so lit and pumped to just like be there. They're
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  Speaker 1: so happy. They're so excited. I don't know how Sabrina
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  Speaker 1: Carpenter just came up in my feed from Coachella, little
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  Speaker 1: hot child. And she's like, that's all my algorithm is
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  Speaker 1: now is Sabrina Carpenter.
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  Speaker 2: My daughter loves her.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure, yeah. My girlfriend loves her. She's got some
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: good jams.
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  Speaker 2: That Espresso song, that's a really good song.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Man Child. She's got some songs. That's my shit, dude.
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  Speaker 1: It's become my shit. I never heard any of her
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  Speaker 1: music before this past week. But it's the Coachella stuff
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  Speaker 1: has all been showing up. And, like, I'm watching these
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  Speaker 1: girls watch Sabrina Carpenter. They're so happy. So happy. Like, nothing. Yeah. Like, they're, like,
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: just having the best moment of their life. These 16-year-old
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  Speaker 1: girls are like, fuck, it's Sabrina Carpenter.
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  Speaker 2: That's why, like, people got to chill on things that
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  Speaker 2: they think suck. Because it's just not for you, man.
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  Speaker 1: And that's okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's okay. Spending all your time dwelling on things
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  Speaker 2: that aren't for you is so crazy.
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  Speaker 1: It's a crazy thing. It's such a waste of time.
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  Speaker 1: It's internet culture. That's what it is. The internet and
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  Speaker 1: social media became a thing where we gave everyone a voice.
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: Everyone has to have an opinion. Nobody wants to admit
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  Speaker 1: they're wrong. And they have to have a hot take.
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  Speaker 1: Everything that happens within minutes. Not even a moment to
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  Speaker 1: let me reflect. Let me just do a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of research. Let me just look up a couple facts.
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  Speaker 1: They just jump into whatever their opinion is. And that's
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  Speaker 1: the same thing when it comes to entertainment. You know
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  Speaker 1: better than anyone. I was talking to Jamie before. You
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  Speaker 1: and Tony have become so big that it's become like culture.
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  Speaker 1: It's not even like I know you guys. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? But it's like when I remove myself
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  Speaker 1: from it, it's like you guys are as big as
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  Speaker 1: Sabrina Carpenter. Like having a conversation about Joe Rogan going
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  Speaker 1: to the White House or Sabrina Carpenter at Coachella, that's
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  Speaker 1: trending shit. You know what I'm saying? And people feel
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  Speaker 1: like they have to come out and just give their
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  Speaker 1: opinion on it right away. If you don't like it,
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  Speaker 1: don't like it.
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  Speaker 2: But that's also, like, if you don't want people to
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  Speaker 2: have their opinions on you, don't go to the White House.
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  Speaker 1: That's a great point. You know?
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  Speaker 2: Like, I don't fault them for getting, you know, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever hot take, getting mad at me for whatever reason,
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  Speaker 2: go ahead. That's your thing. You're allowed to. You're supposed to. Like,
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  Speaker 2: if you're a comic, too. You're supposed to shit on
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  Speaker 2: people if you think they're doing something stupid.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Do you get offended when a comic shits on you?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: Never.
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  Speaker 2: No, I mean, I'm in this weird zeitgeist thing. I
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  Speaker 2: don't get offended. Some of them I think it's lame
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  Speaker 2: because I think I know them. Like, I'm friends with them.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And they're, like, using me to get clout. Like, if
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  Speaker 2: you really had a problem with me, you could just
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  Speaker 2: text me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know, if you really felt like I was an
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  Speaker 2: anti-vaxxer and I was endangering people's lives, fucking text me, bro.
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  Speaker 2: You know me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's weird.
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  Speaker 2: It's weird when people do that. And maybe they feel
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  Speaker 2: like an obligation, even though they know you, to speak publicly.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of people that feel like they They
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  Speaker 2: have to use their voice. Like when something is wrong,
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  Speaker 2: they have to come out and say it, which... It's
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  Speaker 2: also boredom. I understand the inclination. I understand the inclination.
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  Speaker 2: And people will tell you that, that you need to
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  Speaker 2: use your voice. And if you feel like you need
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  Speaker 2: to use your voice, okay. But what I'm saying is
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  Speaker 2: there's far too many people out there dwelling on things
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  Speaker 2: they do not like versus things they like. And this
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  Speaker 2: life is fucking short.
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  Speaker 1: I am 58 years old. I'm almost 59. That's... dead.
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  Speaker 2: That's old as fuck.
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  Speaker 1: You got 20 years best case scenario.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: If everything goes great, what are those 20 years like?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm holding it together thanks to Ways to
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  Speaker 2: Well and my obsessive need to work out. But other
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  Speaker 2: than that, man, I feel it. I feel it slipping away.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy. I'm 44. I just turned 44 a couple
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  Speaker 1: weeks ago. And like best case scenario, like absolute best
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  Speaker 1: case scenario.
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  Speaker 2: Midlife.
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  Speaker 1: Midlife. Yeah, best case. My aunt, has never worked out
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  Speaker 1: a day in her life. She's 89 years old. She's
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  Speaker 1: just a fat old Italian lady. She eats whatever she wants. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think that's the move, man. It might be, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Why am I so obsessed with trying to get in
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  Speaker 1: shape and eating right and doing all this other stuff?
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  Speaker 1: My fat aunt just does whatever she wants and she's
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  Speaker 1: just an old Italian lady. She's just gonna... She's... As
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  Speaker 1: young as I've ever remembered her. She's so with it.
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  Speaker 1: It's so funny to me.
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  Speaker 2: I've vacationed in Italy a bunch of times and I've
• 6:18
  Speaker 2: gone to these little small towns. There's always a really
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  Speaker 2: nice restaurant in this little small town. You have to
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  Speaker 2: take a van up into the hills.
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  Speaker 1: You're on a cliffside with no guardrail.
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  Speaker 2: You get to these places and you see these people
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  Speaker 2: having these three and a half hour dinners.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's relaxed. They're all laughing. Their family's around. Four generations.
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  Speaker 1: There's a 170-year-old father. But no one's stressed out. They're
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  Speaker 1: not all freaked out like Americans are. They're also not fat.
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  Speaker 1: These thin people.
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  Speaker 2: And they're eating bread. They're eating bread and pasta and
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  Speaker 2: fucking gelato.
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  Speaker 1: And they're not fat. And they're smoking cigarettes.
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  Speaker 2: And they live to be 100.
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  Speaker 1: My favorite. place to visit Italy. I brought my son
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: for a father-son trip there years ago. Then I just
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  Speaker 1: brought my whole family last year. We went to Venice
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  Speaker 1: and Rome. And yeah, dude, I have like a gluten intolerance.
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  Speaker 1: Like if I eat a sandwich, I'm just going to,
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  Speaker 1: you'll see it on my face. Like all I did
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  Speaker 1: was eat pasta, bread, gelato the whole time, the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: And you were fine. I lost five pounds. I said,
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  Speaker 1: for a week, I lost five fucking pounds. People are like, dude,
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: it's the walking. I was like, it's not the walking.
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  Speaker 1: Walking does not lose fucking, you don't lose weight from
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  Speaker 1: walking if you're a person who actively exercises.
• 7:35
  Speaker 2: We are being poisoned.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: 100%.
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  Speaker 1: And, you know, RFK Jr.
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  Speaker 2: Has been working really hard to try to stop a
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  Speaker 2: lot of what is fucking with us, with our diet
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  Speaker 2: in America.
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  Speaker 1: God, the resistance is crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: People decide what side they're on and they go, I
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  Speaker 1: don't care how good it might be. Fuck you. You're
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: part of Trump's cabinet.
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  Speaker 2: It's a little of that. But what I'm talking about
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  Speaker 2: is the resistance from corporations.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 2: And the effect that they have on policy. And then
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: the reality of economics. Like here was a big one.
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: Like he had to he had to pass. So there's
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: this thing. You know, glyphosate is. Okay, so it's an
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  Speaker 2: herbicide that they spray on plants, and it's super bad
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  Speaker 2: for you. It's super bad for you, and it's banned
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  Speaker 2: in a lot of countries, but it's used ubiquitously in
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  Speaker 2: the United States. And some extraordinary number of people test
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  Speaker 2: positive for glyphosate.
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  Speaker 1: On the wheat? Is this what they're spraying on the wheat? Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: So they spray it on the wheat as a desiccator.
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  Speaker 2: So they spray it on the wheat after the wheat
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  Speaker 2: has already been harvested to keep it from growing mold,
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  Speaker 2: which is crazy. They're going to spray poison to make
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: sure that life doesn't grow on your wheat. That's really
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: what's going on. Like mold is a type of life.
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  Speaker 2: And they want to make sure it doesn't grow on
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  Speaker 2: this wheat that they're going to sell you. So they
• 8:58
  Speaker 2: spray poison. So RFK Jr. was trying really hard to
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: stop that. But Trump essentially said that if they passed
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  Speaker 2: this ban on glyphosate and they forced all these farmers
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  Speaker 2: to stop moving glyphosate, it would destroy the farm market
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  Speaker 2: in America.
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  Speaker 1: It would destroy it.
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  Speaker 2: Like 90-something percent of these people use glyphosate.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: And you're like, no. That's because they have to, like,
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  Speaker 1: it preserves it, essentially, so they can keep it longer.
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: For wheat, and then corn actually has, like, Roundup-ready corn,
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: so you could spray it on the corn and it
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  Speaker 2: survives this shit.
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: So, like, it kills all the weeds around it, but
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: the corn survives. We've got this nuclear corn.
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: That's bizarre.
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: And what's crazy is, Our whole system depends on it. Like,
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: we've got a bad system. And the solution is keep
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: the bad system for now because if we don't feed
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  Speaker 2: people poison, then we'll go under.
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  Speaker 1: It's so crazy.
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  Speaker 2: And that's what it is in America. That's why when
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: you go to Italy, you get that Italian flour, which
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: is heirloom wheat. So Maynard from Tool, he explained this
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  Speaker 2: to me because he owns restaurants. And he said that
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: when you're getting wheat from America, it's got a higher
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  Speaker 2: yield per acre. because it's like more gluten dense. It
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: has more complex glutens in it. And your body just goes, whoa,
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: like this is a lot. You know, that feeling like, whoa,
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: because you're essentially eating glue. When you eat pasta that
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: you have it in Italy, or I'm not saying it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't have calories, but there's a difference in the way
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  Speaker 2: it feels when it goes in your body. There's not
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: a resistance. It feels like food. When I become a
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: glutton and I eat like a whole pizza in America,
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: if it's not at a good spot that, you know,
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  Speaker 2: uses Italian wheat, I feel like I fucking poisoned myself.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: I literally feel, I mean, almost like a hangover, a weird,
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  Speaker 1: like you feel it like in your veins.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't know if that's the complex glutens. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if that's glyphosate. I think the glyphosate thing
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  Speaker 2: is probably dangerous, but yet also possibly overstated. So it
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: seems like the very low levels of glyphosate our body
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: can tolerate it. But the real question is like, why
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  Speaker 2: are we fucking tolerating it? Like, why is that there?
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: Because there's people that think that that's what you're reacting
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  Speaker 2: to when you're eating wheat. That you're reacting to your
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: body just like, what is this? I don't like this
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  Speaker 2: fucking herbicide.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this also happened as I got older. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know what it was. Like, I just never really
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: had an issue with like pizza, pasta, wheat, anything when
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: I was a kid. I could eat a peanut butter
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: jelly sandwich. So that's my mid-20s. It just hit me
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: in a different way. And I don't actually, I don't
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: know if you can develop a gluten intolerance or a
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: gluten allergy. Seems like a lot.
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: It happens to a lot of people as they get older.
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: I wonder what that is. I wonder if that's just
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: your body's just like, E, fuck enough, dude.
• 11:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: Your body just gives up on it. It's like, but
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: when you were young.
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: Are you sure it's running morphine? Just naturally? You're young.
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: You're full of hormones.
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: Your body, the cells are replicating perfectly. Everything's firing up.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: Just jerking off 30 times a day.
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a fucking animal. Everything's great. And I think
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: your body could just burn it off. Like, that's why
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: hangovers weren't as bad when I was 20 either.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: Hangovers were no big deal. Just have some water the
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: next day and you'll be good. Yeah. It was not
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: that bad. Dude. Hangovers. If I have a hangover.
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: At 58, I'm like, what are you trying to die early,
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: you fucking idiot?
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: That's what I was saying about Shane at the stadium
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: or the arena before. It's like he's, we get there
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  Speaker 1: and I wasn't even drinking. I stopped drinking, you know,
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: regularly here and there. But I was just, the best
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: shape and the best mental state I've ever been in
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: my life was when I'm completely sober. Completely sober, eating healthy,
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  Speaker 1: exercising every day. That right there is the best. It's
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: the best version of everybody. It's not a unique thing
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: to myself, right? But Shane, I was like, you know,
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: he's fucking Shane. He was like, come on, you gotta
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: have a drink. Yeah. So I was like, started drinking whiskey.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: The best version of Shane is 11 Bud Lights. After 11,
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: he's just unstoppable. He's a jolly drunk.
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: That's why. I don't know how he does it. I
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: don't know if I could have done it for more
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: than two, three nights in a row, I would die.
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: You ever smoke weed with a rapper? It's the same shit.
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: It's like people get used to things.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have.
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: You know, try smoking weed with Wiz Khalifa.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: Wiz Khalifa should try smoking weed with me.
• 13:11
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Are you really calling him out?
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. I used to be, bring it on, Wiz Khalifa.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: I used to be, I mean, I'm talking about an
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: all day, every day, get up in the morning just
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: to get going five dabs. Like, I, like, real deal pothead.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: Blunt to the head. I smoked blunt to the head
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: a week ago, right before I trained. My sparring partner
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: was like, you smell like weed. I was like, I
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: could never in a million years. But it's just I'm
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: so used to it that I can just go. Yeah,
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: it becomes a normal state. I'm sure jiu-jitsu, everyone smokes
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: weed before training.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: A lot of people smoke. It's the dirty secret of jiu-jitsu.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: A lot of people smoke weed before jiu-jitsu. What is
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: Wiz doing, up the nose?
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: Nose dab, yeah.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. You don't need to do that. Why would
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: you do that, Wiz?
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: That's a new thing to do.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: That dude's jacked. You ever see what Wiz looks like?
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: He got really into Muay Thai, like heavily, and so
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: he brings a guy with him everywhere he goes and
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: hits pads.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: He's a fucking rip, dude. I mean, like a 10-pack.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: He looks fucking great, and his technique looks pretty solid.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: Just gets high, kicks shit.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: How fun is that? What a life.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Well, there's a thing about when you're high. You feel
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: your muscles more. You feel the little fibers. Instead of
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: it being a blunt thing, it's like you have access.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: To all the fibers. Yeah, and it's also you feel something.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: With jiu-jitsu specifically, you get into like a flow state
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: where you close your eyes and you're just fucking feeling things.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: And it's like I think that can actually help it.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: I think it's a performance enhancer. I really do.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: I always felt like my jiu-jitsu game was 10% better
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: if I was high. Really? Yeah, no bullshit. Yeah, I've
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: really felt that. I think Eddie would agree with that too.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: I think a lot of people agree with that. Yeah.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: You know, I think... Same thing with comedy. It's like, it's...
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: It can be. It can be. I think if you're
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: getting high every day, and then if you switch it up,
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: then it's a performance enhancer. Like, being right now, being
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: completely sober, like, I feel like I'm on Adderall. Like,
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm completely locked in in a different way. Whereas, like...
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: And then I'll stop smoking weed for six months, then
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: I'll go back to it. I'm like, oh, I've never
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: been more creative. It's just... I think it's just changing
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: your mindset in whatever way you can do that. Yeah.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: That's why people are so locked in on their, like...
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: having the same opinions their entire lives. It's like, somebody
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: called me out on Twitter today. They were like, dude,
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: you flip-flop constantly on things. I was like, you mean
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: I've grown?
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: You've been watching me for 15 years on podcasts. I'm
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: now 44 years old.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, listen, I'm Captain Flip-Flop. I'm Captain Flip-Flop. And I
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: just don't think you should be married to your ideas.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: I think the real problem is once you say something
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: and then you have to defend it, And then once
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: you find out that it's wrong, you fucking panic. And
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: then you double down. And then you try to defend
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: it in some weird fucking circular logic way.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: And you'll get there. If you're smart enough, guys will
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: just figure out a way to ask backwards their logic.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: But every once in a while, it's so nice to go, oh, dude,
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: I was completely wrong about that. That you win any
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: argument with a girl.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: In this world, the world that you and I are in,
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: we have conversations publicly. And that's something that a lot
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: of people don't do. So if you have conversations publicly,
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: then the whole world can essentially go, no, you're wrong.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: You know, which is very valuable, very valuable for being
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: able to formulate opinions. Most people don't fucking have that, dude.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: So most people, they just like if they're wrong about something,
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: they've said it publicly and shame people. You know, you
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: better do this because of that and this and the wrong.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Once they find out they're wrong, they fucking panic. and
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: there's not much you can do about it. Like, you're
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: just wrong. And the only thing you could do, if
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: you wanna keep any credibility and say, this is what
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: I thought, and this is why I thought it, but
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: I don't think that anymore.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: And I was wrong. I fucked that up.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: But this new information, I want you to have too.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you why I thought what I thought,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: and why it changed.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I'll be able to do that. I
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: think it's just a weird thing in society people do
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: will not they will.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: People want to pretend They're smarter than they are. Yeah,
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: that's the thing man. Everybody wants to pretend they're fucking
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: smarter than they are We're all talking monkeys where idiots
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: all of us every fucking person alive is a talking
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: monkey So the Internet is the best and the worst
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: thing that's ever happened Because now all the monkeys can scream.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Everybody can get mad, everybody can complain, but it's also great.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: And you just have time to reflect. So what would
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: happen is something would happen, right? Whatever it is, some
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: big event, right? And it happens on Friday. I gotta
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: sit on this until Monday. I'll talk to my wife
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: or some friends at home, but it's like, until I
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: get to work on Monday, I can't spout these ideas
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: and my opinions. And you kind of reflect on it.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: You sit on it, you're on the toilet taking a shit,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: thinking about things. We don't have that anymore. It's just
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: all distraction constantly. And it's, like, just– I mean, the
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: amount– like, the only time I ever, like, reflect is
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: if I'm working out or I'm sitting in the steam room. Right,
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: by yourself. Got to put the phone away. You literally
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: can't do anything. Right. But even you're taking a shit, dude.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Back in the day, taking a shit used to be, like,
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: the best thinking time. People had magazines.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: You know, you sit there reading Life magazine while you're
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: taking a dump. What you just said was, like, very important.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: What you just– so what we're talking about is– people
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: being able to talk about things. Now imagine what life
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: was like, because we both, how old are you?
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: 44.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you lived it a little bit, but I
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: really lived.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: It where there was no internet.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: And if there was no internet, you couldn't talk to
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: anybody about anything. Because everything that came up in the news,
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: you'd see it on the news, you'd go, what is
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: going on? You'd get this quick snippet, and then you'd
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: have to go to a newspaper and And you'd read
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: the newspaper and go, what the fuck are we doing
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: in Venezuela?
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: And at this point, 99% of people are already out.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Even right there. Exactly. People are like, I'm not going
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: to the library. I'm not getting a newspaper.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: And if you're the guy who goes to work and,
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: you know, how much time do you have to talk
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: to people about things? You have stuff to do. You
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: can't be the guy that corners people when they're getting coffee.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Do you hear what we're doing in Nicaragua? So we're
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: selling cocaine in Los Angeles to the CIA. The CIA
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: is selling cocaine in Los Angeles to fund the Contras
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: versus the Sandinistas in Nicaragua.
• 19:01
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• 19:48
  Speaker 1: And so you never got to express yourself.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: What are you going to do?
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Start a fucking.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: ham radio channel, what are you gonna do? There was
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: no way to express yourself.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: And bro, if you did start a radio channel, here's
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: the crazy thing, they would lock you up.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Do you know that?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: You had to have an FCC license. What was that movie?
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Christian Slater.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Christian Slater, pump up the volume.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Pump up the volume, dude.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: He was podcasting from a car before there was podcasts.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: This is 1990. They were chasing him down and they
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: were trying to arrest him. He was the rebel. And
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: wasn't he saying like some stuff like go out there
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: and live your life or something?
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Like what was he saying?
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Did he have like a pump you up speech? Everybody
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: was listening to this.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: It wasn't even that controversial. It was like, you know,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: the man, you know.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what was he saying? Like he's ranting. It's like
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: low-level podcasting. But he might be the first podcast.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: No, I'm like no bullshit.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Like that idea in that movie might have been, you know,
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: because it's always like one– idea builds on and then
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: new inventions and then builds on yeah the one idea
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: is this sexy rebel who's out there yelling fuck the
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: man and he's in a like a van running from
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: the cops he's gonna put him in a cage because
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: he made his own radio station that's wild and that's what.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: We're doing right now yeah there was uh yeah i
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: mean i i lived pre-internet you know and internet sort
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: of high school ninth grade or so that's when it
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: started popping.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Off Podcasts show you straight up that the free market
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: is much better than regulations by the government. Because you're
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: never going to get this kind of a show. If
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: the government gets to regulate you and they tell you
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: you can't swear, they tell you you can't be obscene.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: There's certain things you can't say.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Well, now it's just YouTube and Google that'll tell you that.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: But that's what they did.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: But they don't do it as much.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: No.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Not nowhere near as much. But it's the new way
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: to sort of combat that is demonetization.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: But here's the thing. The market dictates that, too. Because
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: if someone else comes along and says, hey, we're not
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: going to do that. So there's a reason why YouTube has, like,
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: loosened up some of its content restriction.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because Rumble came out. Kick came out. Yeah. They
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: were wrong.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Like a lot of the restrictions were during COVID and
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: they were wrong. They were telling people, if you bring
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: up the lab leak theory, we'll kick you off of YouTube.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. A lot of people, a lot of people got
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: completely lost their channels, like lost their way to make money.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: You can say the earth is flat.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: There's millions of flat earth videos out there. You can
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: say Bigfoot raped my mom. You know, you could say anything.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: But if you said that it might've come from a
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: lab leak.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would get kicked off of YouTube. It's so funny.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: We found out that's exactly what happened.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: But the market sort of shifted and that's how rumble
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: started getting bigger rumble got bigger specifically because of the
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: fact there's pushback on YouTube because they literally won't even
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: let Nick Fuentes on YouTube and he's on rumble and
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: he's like their number one guy he's killing it on
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: rumble see that's the thing it's like if you hold
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: something back you're just gonna make another version of it
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: that opposes it and they're gonna have more energy to
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: fight against you because you've you've stopped the truth yeah
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: you've stopped the truth about like not like about petty
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: things about really important things like how a fucking disease
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: went through the whole world you're literally stopping people from
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: examining the truth which is weird.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's not good that's real scary that was a
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: scary time just like in general to like It was
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: a great time for podcasting. Podcasting blew up during COVID.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: It was huge. Everyone just stayed at home. Everyone was like,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: what are we going to do? We have nothing else
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: to do except sit on the internet and listen to podcasts.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it was just a weird, uncertain time. Even
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: physically in life, it was uncertain. And then you go
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: on the internet and it's like, oh, I could just
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: lose everything. They could just take it away like that.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: All these platforms. This is why I do all of
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: my own things specifically because I am terrified that my
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: things are going to be taken away from me. So
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I have my own platforms, my own festival.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Well, you were really smart about that early on with
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Gas Digital.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Such a good idea, dude.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Thanks.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Such a good idea. And it's also your fan base.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Your fan base is so loyal and so rabid.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: You know, because they're like invested financially.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: And it's a better relationship, honestly, in a lot of ways.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Well, what's funny is when we started it, it wasn't
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: even completely necessary. What's funny is Patreon hadn't even– it existed,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: but it was like, you know, guitar players asking for tips.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: There was nobody podcasting on Patreon. We started the platform
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Uncensored Ad Free for, you know, behind a paywall. We
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: were unique. There was really no... Anthony Cumia did it.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: There was a couple people that were doing their thing.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: And Anthony did it specifically because he was fired from XM. Yeah.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: And he had to. He had to. But we did...
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: And it wasn't even like... It wasn't crazy back then.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: But the way everything became censored and there's all these
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: ads on YouTube. There's so much. It feels so like...
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: It feels commercial. It feels like you're watching... TV in
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: the late 90s when you're watching YouTube now right now
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: more than ever there's a need for an uncensored ad
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: free platform and there's not many of them.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: No 100% and I think you did the smartest thing
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: by doing that and so here's the argument the argument
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: is like that if it's everywhere like if it's on
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: YouTube but it's on Spotify it's on everywhere then there's
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: more potential for growth because it's easier to access that
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: is true And it's also it's way easier to promote
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: because people could just send each other like it's natural.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: The algorithms will push it, which is there's that. But
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: there's also sharing. Yeah.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Like if I have if someone has got a good podcast,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: I'll share it with my friends.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: You got to listen.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: This is hilarious. And what so that you can't do
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: that if it's a pay platform. So you'd have to
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: get someone to sign up.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: What's funny is we were so early on a lot
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: of these things. I give myself a lot of credit here.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Because before you could screen record on your phone, we
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: had in our app, we had a tool where you
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: can clip clips to share them to social media. So
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: it was limited to two or three clips per episode. Oh,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: that's great.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: It never worked really. Was there a time limit on
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: the clips?
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: A minute or two. Oh, that's a problem.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: That's a problem.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Because you want at least eight.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: You know, because like especially if there's a funny back
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: and forth between you guys.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like if you're doing Legion of Skanks and you
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: guys are going off about something. Yeah.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: You need a little more than a couple of minutes.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: You got to sink your teeth into it. Yeah.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Otherwise, that's the best way to take things out of context, too.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: You're telling me. Boy, people love doing that.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: They love doing that. But it's also it's like we're
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: going to ask everybody to listen to three hours of
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: a podcast.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. You got to.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Expect that things are going to get taken out of context.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: It's part of the game. You know, it's part of
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: the thing we do.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And nobody really wants a context. Even when they
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: find out the context. They don't care. They've been like, well,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I already, we were saying before, I've moved on from
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: that opinion. Yeah, nobody cares. Tomorrow, it's another day. You know?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Nobody really cares about anything, to be honest with you.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: It's like the way that the internet has turned people
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: into like, just like. Whatever's in front of them, that's
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: what they care about. I mean, the amount of things
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: that were such a big deal a month ago. I mean,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: ICE was such a huge deal two months ago. We
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: haven't heard anything about ICE since then. You know, it
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: was the Ukraine. What happened to the Ukraine? That war's
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: still going on, I believe. Nobody gives a shit.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: It's still going on. It's just, it's not sexy right now.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: You know, it's like Law and Order Special Victims Unit,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: you know, season 50. It's like, okay. You know what
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: We've seen every angle on rape already.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: It's like, it's still going to be a big show.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: It's still important. It's top 10. But it's, you know
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying? It's not the number one thing that
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: we're concerned with. Whereas when it popped off, when Russia invaded,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: it was like the end of the world. And then
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: there was people, I literally heard people saying that Ukraine
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: should have never given up its nukes. And I was like, okay,
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I could see what you're saying. I can see what
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: you're saying. Like, if they had nukes, Russia probably wouldn't
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: invade them. But ultimately, that means we're threatening you with nukes.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: That's the scariest thing ever.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: That's fucking crazy. The whole thing's crazy. But it's also,
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: it's like, why did this happen? Did NATO pushing arms
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: closer and closer to Russia have no impact on this?
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Nobody can hit Texas or New York, though, right? Like,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Hawaii's fucked.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, they could hit New York.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? They could hit New York?
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, they could hit New York.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: You think so? Fuck yeah. With a nuke? Yeah, 100%.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I read something a while ago that they could only
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: reach Hawaii. Or I guess it wasn't anyone. It was,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: who was it? Was it Russia or China or something?
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: One of them. They could only hit Hawaii. I had
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: a bit about it in my act. And I was like, whew.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: We had a guy on that was talking about back
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: engineering UFO technology. And that they had this idea of
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: using it to what they would call an instantaneous delivery system.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: of a nuclear bomb. Because the way these things supposedly
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: can travel, I'm a moron, so I don't understand anything
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: about gravity. But what they were explaining is that if
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: these crafts work in a way that has no normal
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: kind of propulsion, we think of propulsion as like a jet.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: The fire goes out the back and the jet goes
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: forward really fast because of that, right? What they're saying
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: is these beings from wherever the fuck they are, these
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: people that have back-engineered their crafts, the way they move
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: is not by propulsion, it's by bending space and time.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: It's by doing something to the gravity around it or
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: the actual space of the universe around it where it
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: can go to another place instantaneously. So it's not like
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: it flies, it's like it just fucking zips over to
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: another part of the universe. And they can do it
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: like that Tic Tac one that they do.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Got on radar.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: They got it on the visuals. Like two different fighter
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: pilots saw it and talked about it. They have video
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: of it. This fucking thing went from more than 50,000
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: feet above sea level to sea level in one second.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Less than a second. So it's like beep, beep, beep, radar.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: It went from 50,000 feet to that. So if you
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: could do that with a bomb– You could essentially instantaneously
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: detonate Moscow.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: If that's a real technology. So this is probably why
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: these assholes are hiding all this UFO information.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Because these assholes had probably were using the, they were like, yeah,
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: we could travel anywhere in the universe or we could
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: blow up China without them even knowing it's happening. We
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: could assure that we'll win a nuclear war.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Anybody would have that technology, the ability to put something
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: somewhere instantly and you put a bomb in it. That's crazy.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: So that might be what all this UFO bullshit is about.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, who knows? Who knows what's going on?
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, like obviously there's something going on, right? I
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: think where there's smoke, there's fire. There's too much talk.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Have you seen these stories about all these scientists that
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: are getting whacked?
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: No. Yeah.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: There's scientists that have gotten whacked and or missing and
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: a couple of generals as well that's all connected to.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: somehow or another to UFO technology and anti-gravity technology and
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: nuclear scientists. And there's a bunch of stories that I've
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: read about this. And some of them are like, this
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: is like purely exaggerated. And a lot of people are,
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: it's just, they're taking that this guy committed suicide and
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: he worked on that. And this guy went missing and
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: he worked on that, but it's just coincidence. And then
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: there's other people that go, no, no, no, no. There's
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: too many people. So now the White House has commented
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: on it. So they're doing an investigation on this, which
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: makes me think, hopefully, somebody who's really fucking smart has
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: looked at this information and said there's something there. Like
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: what these people were working on was very extraordinary and
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: could disrupt a market or could be something that could
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: be used in a weapon that would destroy another country.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: And so the other country sabotages it. by killing scientists.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: That's shit that we would do.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Think how little we know. Like, the amount of, like... Yeah,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: like you and I? Just like Americans, just the general population,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: like the amount of... There's probably the craziest technology ever
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: that the government has their hands on right now. It's like,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: we use AI tools, and it's like... I can imagine
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: the AI that the government currently has, right? And that's
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: why that'll never disappear. It's because all of the governments
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: are just sort of at a race to see who
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: can implement the strongest AI. So I can't even imagine
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: how crazy it is.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: There was one lady that was, uh, that went missing
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: and there's a weird video of her because it seems
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: like she's drunk and she's like talking about like how,
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: you know, this technology that it's real, but every time they,
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: that anybody gets close to it, people stop it.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: And this lady has gone missing as well.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: So it seems like she might've had a couple of
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: drinks or something and then started ranting about this and
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: some weird video call.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: But listen, if I had that information and I thought
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: that people were trying to kill me because I knew
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: about anti-gravity technology, and I literally thought, like, I'm in
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: a Russell Crowe movie and someone's trying to fucking whack me,
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: I'd probably get drunk, too.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Like, what are you going to do?
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: She went missing, though.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: I was talking to two nuclear scientists after my show.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Just these two, like, it was a couple. They were, like,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: straight-up nuclear scientists. It was Tacoma or Spokane, whatever is
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: near that, like, there's a huge, like, It's like a
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: nuclear town. Like everyone works in like nuclear science in
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: this entire town. And he was like, they were just
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: like so into telling me about like, not too much,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: not too in depth. But he was like, you know,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I work like a hundred feet below the ground. It
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: was like super top secret. And he was like, I
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: started asking him questions. He was like, I can't answer that.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: He was like, they've definitely tapped our phones. Are you
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: out of your mind? Do you think they're like not
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: just listening to what we're saying to people? And it
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: was just like, fucking, goddamn, dude.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: I think they're listening to everything everybody's saying all the time.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: They can't organize it yet.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it just gets stored. I don't think
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: it's like someone's listening where they can just know, like
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: they have a person with a fucking earphone on listening
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: to everything you say.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, write it down. I think probably high government officials,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: they probably do.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Probably, but now with AI, all they would have to
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: do is record everybody's phone all the time. And then
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: use AI to search all the transcripts and then find
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: an audio recording of you saying this or you saying that.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: We're probably three years away from them being able to
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: get everything we've ever done on the Internet. Yeah, but
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: not just that.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: There's also AI which could take that and then have
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: you make phone calls to people that you don't really make.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: So you could call up one of your friends and
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: ask him to meet you somewhere with a bag of heroin.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: And they would all, you know, they would know it
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: would like literally you'd use it to set people up.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: You could use it to get people upset about something.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: You could have the AI have a fucking conversation with them.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, I've been listening to AI Joe Rogan ads
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: on the Internet for about a year now where they
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: just take your voice and they advertise products because you
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: have such a recognizable voice. That's pretty ridiculous, right? Yeah.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: A lot of people go, do you use that? I go, no,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: it's AI.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: But the thing is, it's like they can have it
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: talk to you now. So it sounds like you.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: You could have a conversation with you. Like you could
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: AI Louis J.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Gomez.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: You could talk to Louis J. Gomez and it would
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: be like you talking to yourself. You'd probably lose your
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: mind if you were schizophrenic.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I did something really dark and sad one day. I
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: was super high and my mom died when I was
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: 22 years old and then I went, I prompted chat GPT.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I told a bunch of information about my mom and
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I was like, I want to have a conversation with
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: my mom on the other side about like what's going
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: on in my life and my son and asked me
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: questions and I was like, It was, it got very, like,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I got really emotional. Way more than you would think. Like,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I was, it was kind of just a dumb thing.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: I was stunned. I was like, let's see where this goes.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: I was, I felt like I was talking to my
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: mom at the end of it. It was fucking really.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: That's so crazy.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Here's the thing.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: If it gets to be a super intelligence and they
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: program a super intelligence to behave exactly and talk exactly
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: like your mom. And then you had conversations with her. Like,
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: it knows her voice.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: That would be such a, fuck it. If you're schizophrenic
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: and that starts happening, that would be the trip. That
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: would be the, that would be, bing, we blew the
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: last fuse.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it, dude. That would be it. Maybe that's
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: what they're doing. For you and me, right, who we have,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, thousands and thousands of hours recorded, right?
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, they could have us say anything.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Well, not only just say anything, like when I die,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming the technology, forget when I die, like 40
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: years from now, like in the next few years, they
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: can just take every opinion I've had, the way I speak,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: my thoughts, everything, and then they can use AI to
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: not only just replicate what I do, but go like, well,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: what would he likely think? What would he likely say?
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: If you sort of put all that data in, and
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: then eventually it's like a little fucking box sitting on
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: the table that my son talks to. His dad never dies.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: His dad's always there. I think that will be a
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: thing that regularly is happening. I don't know if it's
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: like uploading the consciousness or if it's the AI replicating
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: your consciousness. I think they've talked about that for a
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: long time, but that I think will happen unquestionably No doubt. Yeah.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: And soon. Very soon.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Well, the AI that they have now, like if you
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: put on those meta glasses, have you fucked with that?
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: The VR goggles?
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They're pretty fucking good. I mean, I just jerk off.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: That's it. Just giant vaginas? Well, no, it's not even AI.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: If you have porn with VR, it must be insane. Oh,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: it is insane. Yeah. I can't watch regular porn anymore.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Don't say it that way. You made me nervous.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: I was looking this up just to see if it
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: was still a thing. This is a William Shatner AI.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: He's sitting here waiting for us to ask him a question.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: And he'll just answer it in his voice.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: He sat there and recorded a bunch of stuff a
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: couple years ago for this.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: I don't know how well it works.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: We'll ask him this. This is a little different, though.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: This is just the beginning, though. This is the beginning
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: of it. But once they really turn the AI on this,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: it'll be a better William Shatner.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Let's ask him one random question.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Didn't he have a make-out session with a green lady
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: in Star Trek?
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: I think he did. I think there was some weird
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: racial pushback. There was some weird pushback. Oh, he kissed Uhura.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: He did make out with an alien.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: He did make out with an alien, right? I'm pretty
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: sure he kissed a green lady or something. But he
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: also kissed Lieutenant Uhura. who was a black lady. And
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: during the time where they did Star Trek, I think
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: this was very controversial.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: So that was in 1968. And this was very controversial,
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: that a white man and a black woman, and by
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: the way, she was beautiful, that lady that played Uhura,
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: she's beautiful. And they thought it was weird. They thought
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: it was offensive. It was like, it was a big thing.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: In like the public.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: I was too young. I was one years old. But
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: I do remember this story.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: How much of a big deal? Remember there was that
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: movie Jungle Fever? It was an entire movie. The entire
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: premise of the movie was it's a black guy and
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: a white girl. It's a racial couple. That's a movie.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: That's it. Okay. What is it called?
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Was the episode called Plato's Stepchildren? Season 3, Episode 10,
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: November 22, 1968.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Ohura played by.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Nichelle Nichol. and Captain Kirk William Shatner, episodes often cited
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: incorrectly as the first interracial kiss on television. It was, however,
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: the first instance in which a kiss between a black
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: person and a white person on U.S. television was ever
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: scripted as an earlier kiss on Moving with Nancy was unscripted.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: What the fuck is Moving with Nancy? What is that?
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Nancy Sinatra special or something.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Nancy kissed a black guy on TV?
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Is that what they're saying? That's pissing me off now.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know why. I bet she did it just
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: to piss off Frank. Her father was not okay with that.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: I bet she did it just to piss off Frank.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Let me check.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, find out what she did. What the fuck happened?
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: It's like a variety show. So was it like.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Her and just a singer or something? Was it a
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: show where they would sing each other?
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: What happened here?
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Sammy Davis Jr.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, Sammy Davis Jr. kissed her. Oh, that's kind of.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: With her?
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: That's what it says.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: Probably look it up.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: But is that... It says an interracial kiss between Sinatra
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: and Sammy Davis Jr.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, boy.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: He kissed.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: He passionately kissed his friend's daughter.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Bro.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Those people were freaks back then.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: That's hot.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: They were freaks.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: This is it. That rat pack. That rat pack. Those
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: guys were animals.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Look at that.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's on the cheek, bro. He kissed her on
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: the cheek. Zoom in on that. That's outrageous.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: That's a nice, friendly kiss. That's not a passionately kissed.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Let me see that.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Close in on there. Yeah, he kissed her on the cheek.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Don't you think?
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: It looks like right here. Yeah, a little side of that.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: That's like a sweet thing.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Italian men do that to each other.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not a kiss on the lips. That doesn't count.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: I say Star Trek's the first because that was like,
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: let's get down.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Get down, get down. Jungle boogie. It's so nuts, dude. Yeah,
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, my mom was white and my dad was
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: like Afro-Latino, like dark skin. He looked black. He looked
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: like Eazy-E. I was going to show you a picture
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: of my dad. It's crazy. That's funny. He looks straight
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: up like Eazy-E. And it's like, yeah, I mean, even
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: in the 80s growing up, that was kind of like,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: it was weird. I remember the first time I saw
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: an interracial couple in high school. I'm 44. I'm not
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: that old. But, like, it was weird. I remember just seeing, like, in, like,
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: the 10th grade, this, like, hot white chick started dating this, like,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: football player black kid. It wasn't that regular where I
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: grew up. And I grew up an hour outside of
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: New York City.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was controversial. It would open you up
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: to all sorts of. Like you get yelled at by people.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: You get attacked. There's a lot of people that they
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: dealt with a lot of shit back then, man.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, racism is back. Don't worry.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: It kind of never went away, but it comes in
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: waves of encouragement where people think like it's okay. It's
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: okay to be racist. It's okay to be this, to
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: be that.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: It was a weird thing where it's like. A lot
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: of us were just being ironic and funny for a while.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: You make racial jokes, you make jokes about anything. I
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: think you could make a joke about anything. It's a
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: comedian's job. And then it shifted once social media became
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: so big and everyone's opinion, you can anonymously just say
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: whatever you want, dude. If you wanted to say something
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: racist anonymously, you had to write it on a bathroom wall.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: You have to be like, I hate N-words. Right. On
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: the wall in a marker. While you're taking a shit.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: And then somebody else responds to it underneath it. And
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: they're like, well, I hate you, cracker. And then it goes.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: That was always fun. Like bathroom walls were fun. Oh, yeah.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: A lot of great conversations were in there. A phone number,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: call this number. You give your ex-girlfriend's phone number on
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: the wall. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Those are the days.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: The original doxing. Well, that was also, those like the,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: that's the original message board.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: It's the original YouTube comments. Right.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: That's the original comments on an ex post is the
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: bathroom wall.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: That's it. And that's the only thing. That's as far
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: as it can go was maybe 12 people a day
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: would see your shit anonymously. But it felt so good.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Just N-I-G. I can't remember any interracial couples in high school.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: I can't remember any of them.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: One.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: I do remember one. But I do remember there was
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: a lot of pushback, man. Like a lot of people
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: were like openly racist about it.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: It's... It eventually has to go away. But it's like
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: it's going away in waves. Like it used to be normal.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Like everybody was racist. The whole world was racist.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: I think everyone is bigoted. It's a little different than racist, right?
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Well, everyone was tribal.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: Like you could only trust the 150 people that you
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: lived with. You could barely trust them. You could barely
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: trust them. They were probably trying to be the tribal
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: chief and fuck people over and fuck the chief's wife.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: That shit's always gone on. But for sure, if there
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: was a group that you didn't know and they showed up,
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: they were there to kill you.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: 100%.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: A bunch of guys show up. There's 15 guys. They
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: show up, but they're trying.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: To kill you. Well, also pre-internet, you had to coexist, right?
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: The only people you can communicate with, you go to
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: the grocery store, it's an Indian guy or a black
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: guy or a Puerto Rican guy. It's like, no, I
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: got to buy a tomato. So we're just going to
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: do what we need to. I'm going to give you
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: my dollar. You're going to give me a tomato. And
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say, have a good day.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: This is an America in a city in the 20th
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: century and then the 21st century.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying is.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: We're hardwired for the olden days. This is why it's
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: so easy to get people to join a team, whether
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: it be a Democrat or be a Republican or MAGA
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: or whatever the fuck it is. It's so easy because
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: people are programmed to be in tribes.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah. And they want an identity.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: It's easier to- And there's an enemy.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: They want an enemy, too.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Yep. You feel like you're on a side. You don't
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: really have to do much thinking. Exactly. Whatever they say,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: I agree with.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: It also gives you comfort that you're surrounded by other people.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: I used to think that when I was young, when
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: I would watch religious preachers on television, I was watching
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: these Islamic guys, and they were talking about Islam. The
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: way the certainty in the fact that what they were
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: saying was true Like the way they were saying like
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: all these other religions mean nothing because Islam is the
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: truth and they were like, yep They like they believed
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: it like what I'm like, it must feel great To
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: believe something 100% like that to really have a bunch
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: of other people around you that also believe it 100%
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: know if ands or buts. Yeah, we've all the reality
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: is No one knows about anything until you experience it.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: So you don't really know what's gonna happen in heaven.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: If heaven's real, you don't know any of that. But
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: you're so convinced. And my question is, by what?
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: I wish I had any sort of spiritual faith.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: That's what I keep saying.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Come up with a good cult.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: I'll join it.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I just can't. Since I was a little kid, I
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: remember just being a little kid and having the thought,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: God's not real. And then trying, because I was raised Catholic,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: just suppressing it, being like, I can't think that I'm
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: going to burn in hell if I even think the
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: idea that God isn't real. It's like, what a weird
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: psychotic thing to do to like a five-year-old kid, you know?
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: And yeah, it's like, yeah, you sort of like that.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: The idea of faith, it actually seems like really like
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: kind of freeing. Like the idea of like, dude, I'm
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: going to die and I'm going to go to the
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: kingdom of heaven. I'm going to experience everything that I've
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: ever wanted. I mean, that sounds incredible. For me, it's
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: like I feel like I'm counting down until I'm going
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: to sleep forever. I really don't believe in any of that.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: When people get into these heated, passionate debates about certain things,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: like abortion's a great topic for this concept. When you're
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: trying to convince somebody that's religious to be pro-life, you're like,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: you don't understand what's going on there, dude. They believe
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: you're murdering a baby. You're not going to convince somebody
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: that like, oh, well, let me try to break this
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: down for you right now. Let me try to give
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: you a different angle on this. No, no, they believe
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: that that's a life, a conception. They believe it's a soul.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: They really fucking believe that deep down. And that is like,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I kind of go like, well, no, I respect that.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I'm pro-life, right? I was raised by women, and I
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: just kind of grew up in New York, and we
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: always sort of had that sensibility.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Do you mean pro-choice?
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Is that what you meant? I'm sorry, I'm pro-choice. I apologize.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: But when my son was born, or even when I
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: first saw The Heartbeat, I remember I was like, that's
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: a life right there. The heartbeat, that six weeks, whatever
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: it was, I was like, that's a fucking life right there.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: But when you're dealing with religious people who believe that
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: that's a soul and that it is like the second
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: it's conceived, you're trying to convince them that it's okay
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: to kill a baby. Right. And it's never going to happen. Yeah. No,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: it's never going to happen. And I don't know who's right.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: That's the real problem. Like for convenience sake and for
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: living your life on your own terms sake and the See,
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: my take on this, first of all, I'm not a woman.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: And if you're talking about this and there's no chance
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: of you ever getting pregnant, that's a weird thing. Because, like, conceptually, yeah,
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: that's a life.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: No doubt.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, not even conceptually.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Objectively. That's a life. It's going to become a human.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: But who am I to say, especially in cases like
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: incest and rape and, you know, crazy shit. Who am
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: I to say that you have to raise that kid,
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: that that life has to, you have to change your
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: body for the next nine months, maybe irrevocably. I mean,
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: maybe it'll just change your body forever. Maybe you'll have
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: stretch marks forever.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Because of this.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Because of this horrible thing that happened to you because
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: everybody says that this life is precious.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: Every time you get a feed at breakfast, you got
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: to fucking.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: If that was for men, if men got pregnant. Abortion
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: would be at gas stations fill it up and take
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: it out. It would be there's not a fucking chance
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: in hell It would be it.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: That's a bit.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: It was just not a chance in hell that it
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: would be a debate Yeah, it wouldn't be a debate
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: if men make the laws and men could get pregnant,
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: men would have abortions everywhere.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: There's no fucking chance you'd be able to tell another
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: man that he's going to have to keep a baby.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: No.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very complex, and I understand both sides of it.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: You know, I really do. When people say, that's a life,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: it's like, I'm like, I really get that. And when
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: people go, like, it's a woman's body, and it's her
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: right to choose, if she wants to eject this from
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: her body before a certain time.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: The weird thing is, like, at what point in time? Like,
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: could you stop it when it's a clump of cells?
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Can you stop it when it's almost a fetus?
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Like, it's such a human problem in that there's no...
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: It's a weird fucking sloppy concept.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I think when it grows a nose. Yeah. Before it
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: grows a nose or fingers. It's going to be a kid.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: It's going to be a kid that maybe wins an
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Olympic gold medal.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: If it's got webbed fingers still.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: It could be a kid that is Sabrina Carpenter and
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: is on stage in front of all those people.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? That's the weird thing about life.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: It could be somebody that changes the world. It could be.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: Literally.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Literally. If you look at like child development, like month
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: to month. I mean, when my son was being born,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I was just like obsessively like looking at it. it
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: starts looking like a baby way earlier than you think.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: And the problem is, you can still abort it when
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: it looks like a fucking baby. And that's, it's just a... Oh,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: you can abort it when it is a baby. Oh, yeah.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: In certain cases. Well, yeah, if it's like medically... I knew.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: A guy, his girlfriend had a late-term abortion and.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: It was horrible. Horrible. Jesus.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: Horrible to know that like she was showing.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: It was. Well, there was that one. This is in
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: the 90s. There was a one video that went viral
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: a while ago. And it was like they were talking
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: to somebody in an abortion clinic with like a hidden
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: cell phone camera. And they were like, well, what happens
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: if you abort the fetus? You remove the fetus and
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: it's still alive, like on the table. And they were like, well,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: we would have to. at least an extinguished life or
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: something like that. It was like pretty fucking crazy. Yeah.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: It's like, so when the baby's out, you're going to
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: kill the, that you're just going to kill it. It's
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: called what it is. You're going to kill a baby.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: It's bonkers. And that's why, like you could understand why
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Christians would think that's demonic. Yeah.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: I think anyone, anyone would think that's demonic. You could
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: totally understand that. And to ignore that and throw it
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: into this. No, but I, you know, I believe in
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: the woman's right to choose.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Okay. Me too.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: But what's that?
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Like, what are we saying here? Like, you're going to
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: just kill the baby when it's alive outside the womb?
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Is it viable?
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Like, could it grow up and become one of your friends?
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Like, what are we doing? Maybe. You know what I'm saying?
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Could that baby grow up? And just live. Yeah.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: And just have a wonderful life and have a great job.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: It's fucking weird, man. Because, like, what is life? And
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: why it's very precious to us because if we don't
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: have it, then we don't have a say. And what's
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: going on. But we're really just a fucking bunch of
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: atoms and particles and molecules and everything spinning around at
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: a different frequency. That's what we really are.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Your mushrooms are kicking in, Joe. They're not even.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like, we're so obsessed with life.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: And that's why this is such a fascinating conversation. It's
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: also a fascinating conversation because men can't get pregnant.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: It's a weird thing. Well, I think they can, right?
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: They can carry the baby. We can't get pregnant, but
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I think you can.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: Well, they're talking to trans women are talking about getting
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: uteruses implanted in their body and then getting pregnant and
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: having an abortion.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: I want to be the first person to do that.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: It just shows you.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: How trans is really healthy. That's pretty hilarious. It would
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: be a good bit. It'd be something that Steve-O would do.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: It really would be. It is. I'm going to put
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: a baby in a board. How fucking great is that?
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: That's funny. Yeah. He would do it if there wouldn't
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: be any social pushback.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: That one's tough.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: A little bit of a tough one. He almost got
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: tit implants. I know. He told me that. That's crazy.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: It's nuts.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: Don't do that. Yeah.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Ouch. You're going to get your chest carved open. You're
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: going to get a dick tattooed on his face. Yes.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: He's insane. Right over his eyebrow. He's a lunatic.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: It took me like a few seconds to realize it
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: was a dick too.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay. Last time I saw you, you didn't
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: have that, right?
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a fucking wild one.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: So that nuclear scientist thing or the UFO scientist thing,
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: is there anything to do that?
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Do we know?
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Why don't you throw that into our ad or sponsor perplexity?
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: I already did.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: What does it say?
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: It's obviously an online link. Right.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: But, I mean, the White House is investigating this.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: They're bringing it up. They're investigating it because so many
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: people are asking about it.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's that easy?
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Let's find out if Michelle Obama has a dick. If
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: the White House is like, we have an unprecedented number
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: of people asking this question, it's our duty to do
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: the work for the American people.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: They do.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: They all had a security clearance and all happened to
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: work in similar fields like nuclear fusion.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, so what ties the 11 together? Many have recently
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: clearances or indirect access to sensitive government work, often via NASA,
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: the Department of Energy's nuclear labs, the Air Force, or
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: major defense contractors. Their deaths or disappearances occurred between 2022
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: and in early 2026, clustered enough in time to draw
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: political and media attention. The White House has ordered agencies
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: such as FBI, NASA, the Department of Energy, and the
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: Department of War to perform link analysis to see if
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: there's any pattern beyond coincidence. So one of them was
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: real weird, where there was like a lady who was hiking,
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: and she was with a bunch of friends. Her friend
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: turned around and asked her a question. She talked to her,
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: And then she turned around again and she was gone.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: And they have no idea what happened. They never found
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: a body. They brought the dogs in. The dogs couldn't
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: find her.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Just gone. That's it. But here's my question.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: If I was her and I thought that they were
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: trying to whack me and I was going hiking with
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: my friends and I was at the back of the line,
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: that's where I'd be if I was going to make
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: a run for it, right?
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: If I thought all these people were bringing me up there,
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: these fucking fellow scientists to chuck me off the cliff,
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: I might.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Be in the back.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: And then I might, if I'm paranoid, maybe I ate
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: an edible before I went on this hike to be
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: a little closer to nature. And I'd look at that
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: person in front of me. I'm like, I'm going to
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: wait until they turn that right around that turn.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: And I'm fucking gone. Homer Simpson into the bushes.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: And then she just fucking booked it down that hill
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: and hopped in her car, got an Uber waiting for, disappeared.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: The case you're thinking of is Monica Jacinto Reza, 60-year-old
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: aerospace engineer linked to NASA, JPL, and advanced rocket engine
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: materials research. She disappeared on June 22, 2025, while hiking
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: in the Angeles National Forest, Los Angeles County, on a
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: well-traveled trail. I know where that place is. I've been
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: to that spot. Reports say she was hiking with at
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: least one friend companion. The friend was roughly 30 feet ahead.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: turned to check on her, saw her smile, and waved
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: that she was fine, that a short time later looked
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: back again and she was gone. Despite intensive searches, no
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: confirmed trace of her has been found, and her case
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: is now one of the central examples of missing or
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: dead scientist cluster being reviewed by federal agencies. Yeah.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: That's weird. She disappeared. She was like, fuck this. She
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: saw all these other scientists being murdered, and she was like,
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: I'm out.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: Because if you were a scientist, you'd probably be paying
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: attention to other scientists getting whacked.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. On the same projects? Especially if somebody started talking.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: You're in an empty office? You're in the coffee station
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: and someone's like, do you hear what happened to Ted?
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Ted's dead. He shot himself in the head twice. From
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: long range. Wait a minute.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Anti-gravity Ted? Anti-gravity Ted is dead.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: He killed himself with a sniper rifle. It was pretty crazy.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: I'm going hiking with Monica. I don't fucking trust Monica.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Fuck that.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: Monica's trying to kill you.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I don't trust.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: She's out there hiking and Monica turns and waves at her.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: I don't trust hiking. She was probably fucking killed by
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: a bear or a mountain lion.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: You could get got.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: My friend Cam, his brother, almost got killed by a
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: mountain lion and had this crazy story about it. And
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: he's like a distance runner. He's one of those ultra
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: marathon guys. And his brother told this video about what
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: had happened to him. He was running down the road
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: and it was like dusk out, like starting to get dark.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: And he saw these eyes, these glowing eyes in the bushes.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: And he yelled at it cause he thought it was
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: a coyote and it stands up and it's a fucking
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: mountain lion. And so then it starts chasing him and
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: he goes, I couldn't have used pepper spray because if
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: I did, I would have sprayed myself cause it was
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: that close.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: He goes, I yelled at it. I kicked rocks at it.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: He kept, and he goes, I just ran. He goes,
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: I think the thing that might have saved me was
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: a bunch of dogs were barking.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: And it might have thought the dogs were out there.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: You're not out running a mountain lion. No. No.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: It was running behind him, but not like 100% committed
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: to killing him yet.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Wow. That's scary. Nature's fucking scary.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: And people like we need to make an overpass in
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Los Angeles near these homes So the mountain lion can
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: get across the fucking trap. No any retard mountain lion
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: that goes across the 405 should get obliterated That's that's nature.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: That's nature.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: Hey, you thought that fucking semi wasn't dangerous.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: You retarded cat That's a retard cat. Yes, it is.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: That cat, probably his brother fucked his sister, and that's
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: how he was born, and now he's a dumbass, and
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: he's supposed to get taken out by a Subaru.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Did you ever see that? It was like all these
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: inbred tigers. Yeah. Oh, white tigers. Yeah, dude, and they
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: were like fucking goofy.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: They have one at the Austin Zoo.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Retarded tigers.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: We went to visit the Austin Zoo and you looked
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: at them and you're like, hey, what's going on?
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Their tongues are hanging out.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're goofy looking. A bunch of those white ones
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: are inbred because that's a weird like genetic thing.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: To have a white one.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: Cute though. I took my son to that tiger, not
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: the Tiger King, but it was the other guy, the
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: ones who's in jail for tax evasion now.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Tiger King's in jail for.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Murder, right?
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: It was one of the guys.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: Not for murder, but for like trying to get someone murdered.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: The other guy. What the fuck's his name? He was
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: the one who had all the girlfriends. Oh, the guy
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: who ran the little cult.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: The little cult going on.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. I brought my son there. And it was him, dude.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: He came out when they presented the elephant. It was,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: why am I blanking on his name? What was it?
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Doc Antle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He brought the elephant out himself. Dude,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: it was such a fun show. It was like a
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: half day. It was like four or five hours. So
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: he went to jail for what? Tax evasion. Ah, these
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: fucking pay your taxes people. It's the dumbest way to
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: get got. Yeah, it's crazy. Oh, and money laundering. I'm sorry. Oh,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: money laundering. Yeah.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: Wildlife trafficking and money laundering. That's a lot different than
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: not paying your taxes.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: They have all of these baby tigers that they bring out,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: but they only have like two adult tigers. So what
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: are they doing with these baby tigers? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Go back to that. Hold on, make that larger. What
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: does it say here? It says, 12 months for pleading
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: guilty in a conspiracy to violate the Lacey Act and
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: launder more than $ 500, 000 for what he believed to be
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: an operation to smuggle illegal immigrants into the United States
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: across the Mexico border. Oh, so this is a lot
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: different than that. Like he was getting illegal immigrants across
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: the border for money.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was shipping them. That's crazy.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: So that's not just like wildlife stuff and taxes. Like
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: this guy was like illegal immigrant trafficking.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy was a bad dude probably.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: But he did have a bunch of like just.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Young hot chicks. I knew a girl that I dated
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: who went and interviewed and she was like, it felt
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: like I was interviewing for porn. I showed up and
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: it was like, oh, no, no. The other girls were like, oh,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: you're going to have to like be a part of this.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: Well, the thing about this guy.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: But for a baby tiger, dude, I got to be
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: honest with you. They're really cute. They're adorable. I get it.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Women are so fucking dumb. They're like, baby tigers, I'll
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: suck his dick. Fine.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: Well, I think they just want to belong to something.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: And this guy comes along and he's charismatic and you
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: belong to his little family. Family of five girls. They're
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: all hanging out together blowing this one fat guy.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: He's smuggling Mexicans and murdering baby tigers.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: That's the thing about those kind of guys. This is
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: what I was going to say about the smuggling and
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: the Mexicans. Those kind of guys are never happy with
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: whatever they've gotten away with.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: They always want to keep pushing.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: He was not happy that he's an ugly guy with
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: a cult of hot chicks.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: You did it.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: And tigers.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: You're a millionaire. You have tigers and hot chicks. That's
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: all you need.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: You're in a TV show.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: You're good. You're good.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: You don't have to smuggle in the Mexicans, too. But
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: those kind of guys, they just can't stop pushing.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Can't stop pushing. Yeah, I think, yeah, it's whatever it is.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Whatever level it is, you always want to level up,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: no matter what. No matter what. Bobby Kelly said that
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: to me about Louis back in the day. He was like,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: you know, because we're all, everyone's insecure. Everyone in New
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: York's insecure. Everyone in L.A. and Austin, you guys fucking,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: you guys are, you guys fucking love life. You're just
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: living life to your fullest. Everyone in New York is like,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: I'm going to kill myself. I hate fucking life. It sucks.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: I think it's the environment.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's a rough city. It's a really rough city.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: It's a great city. It's awesome. Oh, it's an amazing city.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: I love it.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: But cities in general.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: is a weird concept, shoving a bunch of people way
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: too close to each other for long periods of time.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: It has an effect. It's also like, it's just a
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: rough city, dude. Even on the highest level, if you're
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: doing well, you still got to fucking walk up those
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: subway stairs and it's just hot air in the summertime down.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: If you try to take the subway or sitting in
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: New York traffic or just crazy homeless people walking around,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: you got to really want to be there to stand it.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: I did it for 20 years. I moved to the
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: suburbs during the pandemic. Um, and I love New York.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: I still love New York. I go to New York
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: a few times a week still, but it is, uh,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: it is definitely a young man city where you gotta like,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: you gotta be there to like, I'm trying to become
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: the best comic or a dancer or work on wall
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: street or whatever it is like. That's true.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: But I know a lot of old people that love
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: it too, man. They'll never leave. They love it.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Well, they get used to the life.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: They love the energy. There's just people around them all
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: the time. There's something going on everywhere. You look, you'd
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: get food at three o'clock in the morning. You could,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you're a city person like Ari, it's
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: the greatest place on earth. There's no place like New
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: York City.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: Ari spends, I don't even know how much on rent,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: but probably $ 50, 000 a month for a room where you
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: can touch all the walls. It's crazy. It's stupid. It's stupid.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: And now if you're rich and you own property and
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: you don't stay there, they're going to tax you more.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: There's a new thing that Mom Donnie just came out with.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: And everyone's like, yeah, fuck the billionaires.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: Fuck the billionaires until it's fucked the thousandaires.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: It's not even just billionaires. Like we're talking about, you
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: don't have to be particularly wealthy to own property. Like
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: it's a good investment with the money that you have.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: But this particular bill is about more than $ 5 million
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: valued homes.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: So if you have an apartment in New York city,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: it's worth more than $ 5 million.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: You get taxed more. Yeah.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: And he's like saying, it won't be that big a deal.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: And it will, it'll give the city $ 500 million in, in,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: extra revenue that they could use for all kinds of
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: things that they want to do. Which is great if
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: you've cut out all the fraud.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: But you haven't.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: And so you're not even concentrating on the fraud. You're
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: not even admitting the fraud exists.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: You're not even admitting.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: The waste exists. How about you tell us where all
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: the money to NGOs went?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: How about you tell us that?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: How about you tell us where all the homeless money went?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: What'd you spend it on? There's all these homeless people.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: It seems like someone.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: Didn't do a good job and got a lot of money.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: What happened? And you want more money? That's the crazy answer.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: And it's also like the idea that rich people are
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: inherently like privileged. It's very bizarre. Like I'm not rich,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: but I do pretty well. Like I do better than,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: you know, much better than the average American financially, you know.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: A lot of people would consider me, you know, pretty
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: well to do. But like I grew up. Welfare, drug
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: addict mother, dad's dad when I was four years old.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: I had to fucking, I spent 15 years doing comedy,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: making zero dollars investing into this thing to hopefully one
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: day on the other side of it be able to
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: reap the benefits of it. So now that I've finally
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: broken through to the other side, you're like, oh, well, no,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: you don't deserve all that money. We deserve some of
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: that money. That's crazy.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a weird concept in this country, and it's
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: because of the billionaire class. So there's a level of
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: the game where where they've passed so far. See, if
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: everybody only got, this is like what people would like.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: To say, you know, being a millionaire is fine.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: Nobody should be a billionaire.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: We should have a cap on wealth.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: The problem with that is you're going to also have
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: a cap on motivation. So a lot of these people
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: are fucking psychopaths. A lot of these people that run
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: these corporations are fucking psychopaths and they work 16 hours
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: a day, seven days a week. And the only reason
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: why they do that It's because they know that they
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: can make $ 100 billion if they do that. And if
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: you stop that, you're going to stop iPhones. You're not
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: going to have Lenovo laptops. You're not going to have
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: any of these things. That's where it's weird for people.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: You're not going to have an Amazon unless you have
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: a guy who's a billionaire. It's not going to... See,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: the thing is, no, it's not fair. You're right, it's
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: not fair. And here's the thing. Would it be It
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: is fair, though.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: It is fair. Kind of. Life is kind of fair
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: in a weird way.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: Hope, please. Depending on how you treat your employees.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: That's where we decide whether.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Or not it's fair. So you're saying that Amazon doesn't
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: treat their employees well? I don't know. I hear that
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: a lot.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: I hear that a lot, too. I don't know if
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: it's true. But what I do know is that there's
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: a lot of fucking complaints. And if there's a lot,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: whether it's smoke, probably some fire. I know that there's
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: like some efficiency things where you have like a clock
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: ticks off, like if you order a fucking box of
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: legal pads. You know, those little notebooks. You have to,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: this guy has to get that in the box in
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: like 30 seconds or whatever the fuck it is. So
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: he has to run around, like people are literally like
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: moving quickly.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Around the warehouse. Yeah, they're like, you hear stories, and
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: once again, you have to take everything with a grain
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: of salt. Like, employees become bitter sometimes. You know what
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? Like, most people hate their boss.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: True, but that job does sound like it sucks, and
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: it sounds like you're asking people to run around because
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: you want to make the most money possible, but you're
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: paying them not that great. Like, that's a weird one
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: because you're also setting up the inevitable, which is robots.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: Because they're going to be able to do that way
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: easier and quicker. They're going to know exactly where the
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: product is. They're not going to have to look on
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: their fucking little iPad. They're going to know exactly where
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: it is. They're going to go right to it, package it.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: They're going to print out instantaneously the label. They're never
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: going to take a leak. They don't need food.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: They never complain.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: You're fucked no matter what because they're going to lay
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: off a bunch of people. There's no if, ands, or
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: buts about that.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. That is going to be really effective. You're
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: talking about how AI and robots are going to affect
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: certain industries, driving, factory workers, things like that. That's all
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: just going away.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the real threat to your job, not the billionaires.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: The thing is you see a guy, whether it's Elon
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: Musk or someone, I think Elon's supposedly worth $ 800 billion now.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: People just get really angry. They really get upset. And
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: think about how much that would help if he gave
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: his money away. And I get what you're saying. But
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: the problem is. Give the money away to who? Give
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: the money away to the people that have fucked up
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: the money that we've already given them? You've got to
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: be honest about it. Look, the idea is great. Wouldn't
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: it be wonderful if Elon Musk just gave away $ 100
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: billion and we completely fixed all poverty?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Homelessness is gone.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: No more food problems. everyone no starvation on earth.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: The idea that throwing money at homeless people is just
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: going to fix the problem exactly i mean i'm not
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: believe me i i have empathy i'm not going like
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: oh fuck the homeless i don't have that attitude at
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: all but at the same time it's like wherever you
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: go there you are.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: The idea of giving the government money to fix things
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: is insane.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: That's insane. That's actually, if you ever try to go
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: to a government building, you see the inefficiency. If you
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: just try to call to get some information about your taxes,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: if you try to call the IRS, you see the inefficiency.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: You're like, there's no fucking way, dude. And it's just, honestly,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: it's designed to be that way. It's designed to be
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: really intricate and difficult. And there's a lot of people
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: that have to get paid. So it's like that. And
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: that's why I was so excited about Elon and Trump
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: getting together and doing the- Doge. Yeah, yeah, Doge. I
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: was like, what a great idea. Two real brilliant business
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: minds trying to figure out government efficiency and trying to
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: save us money. I was like, they're going to do it.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: And of course, nothing happened.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: Well, some things happened. A lot of things did get
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: shut down. And it also opened up a lot of
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: people's eyes to the understanding of what an NGO is
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: and where the money goes. And when people found out
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: how many NGOs there are and how much money gets spent,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: they're like, wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Can
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: we get an accounting of this stuff? This sounds nuts.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: There's so much money that's being sent out to these
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: nonprofits and these organizations. Did you hear when Spencer Pratt
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: was on the podcast?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: He's running for mayor of Los Angeles. And one of
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: the things that he was talking about was the fire aid.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: So the money that they generated, over $ 100 million was
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: generated for the people that lost their homes in the
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: Pacific Palisades fire. All of it went to these NGOs.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: He said, what did he say, 20 different, how many different,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: 200 different? I think it was 200 different. 200 different
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: nonprofits got the money that was supposed to go to
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: the houses, the people that lost their house. $ 100 billion,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: and they just divvied it up amongst these nonprofits.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: And how much of that money, 20%, goes to actual people?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: The rest is?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: They don't even know how many people are getting benefit
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: from it.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's lists of charities and nonprofits and what
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: the percentage is that actually goes to help people. But
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: this one's insane. They divvied it up between 200 different nonprofits.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: How about give it to the people?
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: Because the thing about these nonprofits, they rely on that
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: kind of money in order to pay their staff. And
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: some of these, you find out some of these people
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: that are working for these government agencies. Another thing that
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: Spencer has uncovered, there's like a ton of them that
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: are making more than a half a million dollars a year.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But there's a weird thing with
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: like the nonprofits. Like, all right, if you if you
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: have to attract like a CEO from like a major
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: corporation to come and make this nonprofit efficient and to
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: really generate as much revenue as possible. Like if they're
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: making more money because they have a really competent CEO
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: and a really competent staff. And only 20 percent of
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: it is going to help people. But it's still 200
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: percent of what the next company is doing. I guess
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: it's worth it.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: Well, the thing is, they're not a company.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: They're the government.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: So they're not held accountable. They're not supposed to be efficient.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: They don't they don't have to be profitable. They don't
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: have to do a good audit of their business. This
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: is one of the things that Elon said. If any
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: of these fucking companies, he's like, if any one of
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: them that like where they just sent out billions of dollars,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: they have no accounting and no.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Receipts for it.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: He goes, if you were a part of a publicly
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: traded company, you would be tried. Your company would lose
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: its credit.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: Your company would fall off the stock market. It would
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: be like a bullshit company now. And you would go
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: to jail. That's totally illegal. But in government, it's standard practice.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: So the inefficiency is built in. I was reading something
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: about California.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Tell me if this is true.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: They were talking about California's... See, put this into perplexity. California,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: the percentage of people that live in California went up
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: by a small amount, but the percentage of government went
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: up by a large amount. The percentage of people with
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: government jobs went up considerably, whereas the population didn't go up.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know if this is true. This is why
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: I want to have it looked up. But When you
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: just stop and think about the fact that it's a
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: business to hire people to be inefficient and that it's
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: within your best interest to not just never be efficient
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: and never solve the problem, because if you do, you're
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: out of a job, but also to make the problem
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: bigger every year so you could hire more people and
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: get a bigger raise and a bigger thing.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: And that's why.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: This homeless thing in California, it's like more than $ 24
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: billion they spend on the homeless.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: On what, though? What are they doing? Exactly. What are they? Exactly.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: So they've tried to get audits, and Newsom has vetoed
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: the audits.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Which is crazy that they could say, no, you can't
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: find out if any fraud or any waste has happened
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: with tax dollars. No, we're going to stop that investigation.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: Well, that's crazy. I would vote for almost anybody. If
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: they just said, I'm going to cut your taxes in half,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: they have my vote.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: The problem is what are you doing with the taxes?
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: If AI has a role in solving this, what AI
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: should be able to do, it's like we should say, yeah,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: you tax me a fair amount.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: I'm happy to pay taxes.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: If it's going to public schools and public roads, I
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: absolutely feel very happy to contribute and I want the
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: world to be a better place because of my tax dollars.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: But also, where's it going? Where's it going? Trevor Burrus
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: It's going to bomb school children overseas and to- Fund
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: wars that most people don't want.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: So and transgender dancing in Indonesia There's weird shit they
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: spent two hundred and fifty million dollars doing transsexual operations
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: on animals Experimenting on animals to turn them trans No,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: no bullshit. No bullshit 250. It was 251 million dollars.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: Oh my god Yeah, they spent two million dollars given
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: cocaine to dogs. Oh California's population has dipped slightly since
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: 2020 while government jobs have been one of the few
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: areas of job growth So yes government employee employment has
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: generally increased even as the population growth stalled or reversed
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: So what is the percentage? So total job growth has
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: slowed sharply statewide employment grew by only about half of
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: a percent and 2023 then actually fell slightly down about
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: a hundred eleven thousand two hundred jobs and or 0.1%
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: in 2025, state overall is only a few percent in
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: jobs compared with before the pandemic, and it lags the
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: national growth rate. So how many more jobs, what's the
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: percentage more?
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: Is it because people are leaving California?
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: So it says in 2025, private employers, there's a lot
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: of that, cut about 31,000 jobs while government employers added
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: about 20,200 jobs, driven mostly by a gain of 45,800
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: local government positions. So, they added 45,000 government positions while
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: private employers cut 31,000 jobs. So, they just keep making
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: the government bigger. So, the economy fuels the government. The
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: government controls the economy.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: It's all nuts. Yeah. I mean, when you say government job,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: that's like people, like a clerk that works in like
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: the courthouse. That also counts, right? Yeah.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: But they also do weird shit. Like they have to
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: have new regulations. Yeah. They have to have people that
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: make regulations now and justify their jobs if there's a
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: lot of government jobs. So then you get wacky rulings
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: like California recently. They're banning blackjack in casinos. No more blackjack.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: Why not blackjack? We're putting a foot down. No more
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: blackjack in River City. Why no blackjack? I don't understand it.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: No one understands it.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: What's the problem with blackjack?
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: It doesn't make any fucking sense.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: You can play poker. You can't play blackjack. How about
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: fuck you, stay away from me? Yeah.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: How about if I earn $ 2, 000 in a week and
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: I want to take $ 500 and go to the casino
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: and try to win more or lose it, how about
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: fuck you? Yeah, stay the fuck out of it. How
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: about you leave me the fuck alone? You're just another
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: human being.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: You should have no opinion. Well, the government wants to
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: get their hands in every vice. Because they know we
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: can't give up our vices. We can't give up alcohol
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: and weed and cigarettes and gambling and prostitution.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: But they're not getting rid of gambling. That's the thing.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: They're still paying. The casinos still pay taxes.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: You just eliminated one of their fucking ways to make money.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: Is there a public reason why they've said it? I'd
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: like to find out. Yeah.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: Let's find out. What's the public reason?
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: Because blackjack's my only game. That's it? Do you know
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: what you're doing?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: Are you a wild motherfucker who hits at 17?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: No, I'm good at blackjack. I mean, I'm good. I
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: know the rules of the book, and I play by
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: the rules, and I sit down at the table expecting
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: to lose everything, and if I don't, I'm happy. That's it.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jamie wants some money. Shane wants some money.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: Blackjack? Yeah.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: They were doing pretty good. Watching Dana White do it
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: gives you fucking anxiety, though, dude.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: Just like crazy bets?
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: He was $ 600, 000 down when I met him there.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. I was like, dude, this is crazy. And
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: I was watching these people. That kid, Aiden Ross, you know,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: that streamer kid? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: That kid lost a million bucks.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. I'm just like, I lost a million. I'm like,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: how much is he making? I take $ 500 out every time.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 6: Jamie?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 5: According to this.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: It was banned from card rooms, not casinos. It's kind
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: of a different thing.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's right.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: It is a card room where they play poker.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: Because their casinos are different. Their casinos are only like
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: in Indian places, right?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: It says this whole- Reservations, yeah.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: Same thing in Jersey, New York. Yeah.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: The 90s.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: So that's right. But what is— wait a minute. What's the
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: Bicycle Club Casino?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Isn't that a casino?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know who runs it.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: But it's on— it' s in.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: California, like— it' s in, like, Orange County. Bicycle Club Casino. So
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: the reason why I know about that place is I
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: used to go there to watch professional pool tournaments. And
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: then that was the first time I realized like, oh,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: there's a casino in California, like right off the highway.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: I think it's off. What highway is that off of?
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: But it's like if you're going down to like doing
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: a gig in San Diego, you'll pass by this place
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: if you go down one of the roads.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: 710.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: 710. Yeah, there you go.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: But so what is that? Do they have blackjack there?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: Because I know they had poker there. You know, Ari Shaffir,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: during his early days of comedy, would make a living
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: going to poker tournaments.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Playing?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's how good he is at poker.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: Really? Oh, yeah, man.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: He would snap off poker tournaments.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: All the time. Some people are good. Like, it's just
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: a patience thing.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: Well, he just plays it like, for him, it was
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: a job. He's like, I play it like it was
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: a job. He's like, these people all get drunk and
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: they all get high and they're all fucking stupid. They
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: make dumb choices. He goes, I play smart against idiots
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: and they get drunk and I win money.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: It says it's technically a poker card room. This says
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: they have blackjack, but maybe they fell in the rules
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: where they're not allowed to have it now too.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: Three card poker and baccarat. We were talking about baccarat
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: the other day because that's what Dana White's moved to
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: because you can't.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: Have more money. Is that like, it's kind of like blackjack,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: but no, I'm thinking of the Asian one. What's the
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Asian one? I have no idea what baccarat is.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: It's three cards you got to get. How many cards
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: is baccarat? I have no idea how to play it.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. I've just heard it before.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: I've heard that name before. I've never looked into it. Yeah.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, I look at it as like going to
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: like I don't like baseball, but like I go to
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: a baseball game, eat hot dogs and drink beer. It's
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: like the same thing as casino. Like I'm not a
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: big gambler. I'm like, I'm just going to drink and
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have fun, hang out with a chick.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: Like it just seems like you can't win. No. And
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: it's also what are you doing?
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: Just rolling dice every day.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's a.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: You're spiking your adrenaline every day, rolling dice for your
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: fucking mortgage.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's just a game with stakes.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: Baccarat is a comparing card game played between two hands,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: the player and the banker. Each Baccarat coup round of
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: play has three possible outcomes. Player, player has the higher score,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: banker and tie.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they like it because it's one quick bet, and
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: you can bet up to 500K per hand, I think.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: And then you can also tie, so you don't lose.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 5: It's not a win or lose.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 5: Big swings. Big swings.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: Big, fast swings. Have you played it?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: No, but I watch people play these games and go
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: through it.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: Look, I admire their balls, especially poker players. You've got
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: to be a smart motherfucker to win those big World
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: Series of poker things and make a bunch of money
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: playing poker.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That was one of my favorite scenes from Rounders
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: where they talk about how– I always use that like
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: analogy in life where they talk about people are like, oh,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: they think it's luck. They think it's the luck of
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: the draw. And it's like if it was luck, why
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: is it the same eight guys at the final table
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: of the World Series of Poker every single year?
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: It's like you're not playing the cards. You're playing the game.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: You're playing each other. I kind of like look at
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: that like in life and I'm like the cards don't
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: really matter as much as how you play them.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a complicated game. But why is that okay
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: but blackjack isn't? Like who fucking says? Like says who?
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: Says who?
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: Why more regulations? I'll tell you why. Because they have
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: to justify all these fucking extra jobs. That's a lot
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: of where regulations come from. And it's also– it's fun.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: You can tell people what to do. No more flavored zins.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like all these like– Just weird things. There's
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: weird laws. I live in Bergen County, New Jersey, and
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: they have blue laws still. I don't know if you
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: know what that is.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: Those are the best. Sunday. Sunday, no. You can't buy clothes.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: You can't buy furniture.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: You can't buy clothes?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: You can't buy clothes on Sundays. What if you shit
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: your pants?
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: What if you shit your pants and you're new to town?
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: You're fucked. You got to walk around in snow like shit.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: But Walmart in New Jersey, they rope off the clothing section.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: They have it set up to where, like, you literally
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: can't go past it. You still buy food, but you
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: can't go to the clothing section.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: When I was a kid, there was no alcohol for
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: sale in Sundays in Massachusetts.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: And so we had to go to New Hampshire to
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: get beer. So we'd make what we call a packy
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: run because they would call them package stores.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: And, you know, with that Boston accent, mush, you want
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: to go to the packy? Yeah. Everyone's got a nickname
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: in Boston.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: Everybody was mush. This was a Newton North thing, and
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: people from Massachusetts, I think maybe people still use this,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: but instead of dude, it would be mush.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: Mush.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: Everybody was mush.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: Mush. We going?
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: Mush.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: We going out?
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: Girls would say it to you? Mush.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: You taking me out?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: It was weird. And it's only this one part of
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: the city had mush. My part didn't have mush, but
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: a few people tried it out. It started catching on
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: with my part.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Of the city.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: But in Newton North, I was in Newton South. Newton North,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: everybody was mush. It was like everybody's neck. It was
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: like a virus of language went through the entire city.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: Dude, thick accents from certain American cities on women are
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: just so unattractive. That's a rough one.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: Boston, you've got to be really hot to bypass that accent.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: Boston, Philly. You meet a girl from Philly. It's a
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: rough one.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: Hard girls, but probably a lot of fun.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: So we'd have to drive to New Hampshire. So we'd
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: have to drive an hour and a half to go
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: get booze.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, that exists in certain places still. In New Jersey,
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: it's like you can't– yeah, it's got to be a
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: liquor store specifically. You can't buy beer in a supermarket.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: I grew up in the suburbs of New York, so
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: you could buy beer in the supermarket. They made it
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: where you couldn't buy wine for a while. Then for
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: a couple of years, you could buy wine. It's all
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: these dumb fucking laws.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: They're all Chick-fil-A laws.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Exactly.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But yes, please so silly it takes Sundays off
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: for the Lord. That's like bro You're grinding chickens up
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: with titanium and aluminum in it.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: Like what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, but
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: it's delicious fucking delicious goddamn. It's delicious If you make
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: it delay if you just make a delicious sandwich, I
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: don't care what your beliefs.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: Are It's so delicious that even gay people eat there.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: Think of that.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all the shit that guys talked about the gays.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: I The gay people are like, put it aside and
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: have some chicken.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: He's just a bitch. But they got... What is that
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: weird ingredient that we found out was in the bread?
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: It was something kooky, right?
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's aluminum something or other, but it's in a
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: lot of things.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's in there. It's in there.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 5: I've seen something about the blue light.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: You can't buy a car on Sunday in Texas.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious. That's wild. Yeah, it's just so weird.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, that makes sense. That makes sense.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's funny. So there's a mall in New Jersey,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: the Mall of America. American Dream Mall. Huge, huge, huge mall.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: One of these super malls, right? There's a water park inside.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: A water park? There's a ski.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: Um, you can learn skiing. Shut up. It's like a
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: fake ski hill.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: Like a fake snow hill?
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: Yes. Whoa. Year round. You can take ski and snowboard lessons.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, that would help so much.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: It's so cool, dude. It's really cool. They got like,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: you know, a bunch of escape rooms. It's just a massive,
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: massive mall. Yeah, it is. That's nuts. Yeah, inside, dude.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: They got a water park. They got a Nickelodeon Studios.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: There's like a theme park inside of the mall. It's
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: a crazy mall. And they just said, fuck it, we're
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: opening Sundays.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: There's a big sign right on the side. It's like,
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: we're open Sundays, we don't care. And Paramus is suing them.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: Paramus is one of the biggest shopping cities in the country,
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: I believe.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine the government is saying you can't do
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: business with a bunch of people that want to come
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: to your business?
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: Crazy.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: Because it's a different day.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: Fuck you. But what's funny is, it's not the government.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: I looked into this because I was going like, what
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: the fuck's going on here? The people, all these old
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: fucking people that have been living in this community forever,
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: it goes to a vote. And every year they go, no, no, no,
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: we don't want traffic. We want Sundays in Bergen County
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: to be fucking relaxing and nice and beautiful because there's
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: no taxes. I think, but I believe to this day
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: on clothing, there's no taxes in Jersey. So we would
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: do our school shopping in Jersey. When I was growing up,
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: we would just drive 30 minutes to Bergen County and
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: go to the mall. Um, and you save money on taxes. Um,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: so yeah, but, uh, yeah, that, that mall was just like,
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: fuck it. And then a huge sign. I'm talking about
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: like The mall's so big, the sign, I don't even
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: know how you would make a sign this fucking big,
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: but it's just draped down the side, we're open on Sundays.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: They don't give a fuck.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: So are they getting sued now?
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: They're getting sued by Paramus.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: I bet they're gonna win.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: Maybe.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: Because it doesn't make sense.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: That law's stupid. Do you need business? Yes. Is the
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: economy down?
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be better if people had the option to
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: be able to go to the fucking mall on Sunday?
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: Especially if somebody works every fucking day.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: And maybe they have to work Saturday as well. Sunday's
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: their only day off. How about let him go there
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: to buy some pants?
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah fucking control freak.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: We're the government we got guns you can't shop here
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: fuck you That's the problem is the problem is these
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: fucking dipshits. Just keep adding more and more regulations. Yeah,
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: it's dumb What else can't you do in Texas on Sunday?
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: What was that one that was dumb that you just said?
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: Can't buy a car.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: Can't buy a car.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 5: That's so stupid.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: You couldn't sell things on consecutive weekend days, so everybody
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: just sort of picks Saturday, it says. Huh.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: That's ridiculous.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 5: You can't buy liquor on Sundays here.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: Still in Texas?
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: You can in a restaurant, but not at a store.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: So at the supermarket, what do they do? They say,
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: we can't sell you that because it's Sunday? It's the
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: Lord's day. We can't sell. We can sell you beer.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: You could drink yourself to death on some hooch. They'll
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: give you some wine.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: Like you go to one city, it's like, it's so strict.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: And you go to like New Orleans and like, they're like,
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: they just have like people hand you a beer out
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: a window. You just walk down the street. You're partying
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: in the streets. Like, It's such a weird differentiation between
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: each jurisdiction.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we were doing a gig down there, and the
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: guy who was our driver, he was telling me about
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: how he went somewhere else, and the cops pulled him
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: over because he had an open drink, and he was
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: walking down the street. And the cop goes, where are
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: you from? And he goes, New Orleans. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: you can't do that anywhere else.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: That thing that you do there. You can do it
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: in Vegas.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: Can you?
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: You can walk down the street with a beer?
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's good.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: I think you could do it on 6th Street in Austin.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: Can you? I think, no. You can't? I think people
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 5: People definitely do it.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: They definitely do it.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: I've seen them.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think you're allowed to.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: Well, is there any enforcement of that law?
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: That's probably not the main thing they're worried about, I
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: don't think, most days.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: Boy, a lot of sloppy fights on 6th Street. There's
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: entire YouTube and Instagram pages dedicated to 6th Street fights.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: Just brutal. I saw one. I don't know if it
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: was 6th Street, but I saw one where it was
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: a dude who obviously had wrestling experience.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, dude, he suplexes, dude. He paralyzed the guy. Oh, God.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: He suplexed the guy. On the concrete? Completely laid out. Oh,
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. And it's like, God damn, dude, just like that,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: two lives over. This guy, he's now in a wheelchair
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: for the rest of his life. This guy is going
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: to fucking jail. That's that. Oh, God. Over not being
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: able to control your emotions.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, you're not allowed to do that in Austin.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 5: Only on certain events when it's like a festival or something.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: God, booze is so bad for people.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: Booze and being a young man and being foolish.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: Ego. Yeah, ego. Just the need to prove yourself.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, also, like, you're a wrestler. You really know how
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: to wrestle. You're going to pile drive this dude into
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: the concrete.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: It's weird because it's usually, it's guys that don't know
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: how to fight that are doing stupid shit. Guys that
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: know how to fight, typically.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: Well, maybe the other guy had it coming. I don't
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: know what happened. But no one has that coming. But,
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, maybe he started the fight. I don't, you know,
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't have said that.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: Had it coming. But.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: Having any kind of an altercation on the concrete is
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: so fucking dangerous. Dudes die all the time when they
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: get KO'd. And most guys, especially sucker punch guys, and
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: they just fall back and the whole weight of their
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: body bangs off the back of their head. It is
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: so devastating. You might as well hit them with a
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: fucking giant metal crowbar. You might as well. It's worse
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: than getting hit with a baseball bat probably. That falls
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: so scary, and I've seen it so many times, man, online.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just six feet straight back. Your head just cracks
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: on the concrete.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: And it's all that leverage from all of your weight.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: It's like a whip on.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: The back of your head. It happened recently. Your heads
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: crack wide open, man. There's a guy who just got
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: in trouble for just pushing this. Some dude's having a
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: bad day. Just pushing. Push this old guy to the ground.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: Guy cracked this on the floor. I saw that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: I saw that. And the guy was like, that was
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: his argument or his defense was like, I was having
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: a really bad day.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, Jesus Christ.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: They're fucking nuts, dude. People are insane. I know.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: How about the people that push people in front of subways?
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: How fucking psycho is that?
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: These people wait. They wait for a subway to come
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: and they want to push somebody in front of it
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: just to watch. And then you have to like stand
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: around hoping that one of those people isn't here while
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: you're ready to get on your train.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: In a place like New York or, you know, a
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: really urban sort of environment where there's fucking lots of
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: crazies walking around. Yeah.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: You got to really just keep your eyes open, man.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: You got to be ready to sprawl. Don't fall asleep.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: You might get lit on fire. That happens. That's happening
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: all the time. That happened. I guess it is just
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: the trends, but it happened like three or four times
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: over the course of a year. It was like homeless
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: people lighting other homeless people on fire.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: The crazy thing is like. Homelessness and crime are New
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: York City's two number one problems that keep you unsafe.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: Those are the two that keep you unsafe.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: Not a mention. Not a mention. It's like, we need
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: more tax money. Don't say you're going to use that
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: to open up grocery stores.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: There's grocery stores already here, motherfucker. What you need to
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: do is stop all these crazy motherfuckers lighting people on fire,
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: pushing people in front of trains.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: Like, clean it up. Yeah. And then the world would
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: be perfect. Most of the time you hear about those people,
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: they've been arrested 93 times for violent crimes.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the 92 times, the last one was a mistake.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty fucking goofy.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: Can I see a little bit of that?
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: Get some of that. People have that many arrests and
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: they just.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: Let them right back up. Cheers, sir. Cheers, my friend.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: They are. Yeah, it's crazy. It's like, You know, you
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: want to be nice. You want to be kind.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: You want to give people the benefit of the doubt.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: You want to give people a second chance. You don't
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: want to put people in jail. The prison system is horrible.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: But also, when somebody gets arrested 93 times, take a hint.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, there's bad apples.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: But then, like, somebody will, like, you know, for tax evasion,
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: we'll get 30 years in prison or something like that. Like,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: it's such a weird, bizarre system that we have. Right.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: You get released 93 times for stabbing people.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, you know.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 2: But if you insider trade, lock that motherfucker up.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: That's it, dude. I know. There's nothing worse that you
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: can do is not give the government their fucking money.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: Ooh, they get real testy.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: They don't like it.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: They don't like it.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: They need their cut. But it's also, it's like, there's
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 2: too much. There's too much government. And that's like a
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: standard Republican thing to say, but just clearly it's true.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: Clearly it's true just by the market. If you see
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: that California lost jobs and then gained government jobs, it's like,
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: At what point in time do you get cynical and
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: start saying maybe they're adding government jobs to make it
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: look like jobs went up?
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: It's weird that it's all good. Because that's when they
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: say job market increased, job growth by 15%. Like, oh, wow,
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: he's doing a great job. Jobs went up by 15%.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: And then you find out, oh, they're all invented jobs.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: Government just invented a bunch of fake jobs that they
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: didn't need.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you hear that it's like a tenet of
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: like the Republicans now to be like smaller government, it's
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: like it flip-flopped. Yeah. It's like bananas. It's like people
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: on the left. They're like so pro government. They're like,
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: we just need more. We need more regulation, more government.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: When did that happen?
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: It's a it's a crazy thing. I just grew up
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: as like a liberal in the 90s where it's like,
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: don't trust the government. Don't trust the government.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: Always. Wars are bad. Don't trust the government. These were simple,
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: basic things that you're just growing up believing. And yeah,
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: it's we need more government. We need to take taxes
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: away from people. That's the thing about having- We want
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: to pay more taxes. That's insane.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: Well, they don't want to pay more taxes. They want
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 2: billionaires to pay more taxes. But that's the thing. How
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 2: many billionaires were there when we were kids? Fucking none.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: Three. You didn't hear about it? Rockefeller. Well, yeah. That
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: was the only name you'd hear.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: A couple of names that you would hear, but it
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: wouldn't be really a common term.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know?
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: There wasn't that many to talk about. I remember there
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 2: was some- Bill Gates Microsoft thing back in the day
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 2: and I remember they had like his net worth was
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 2: like 50 million dollars and I was like Jesus why
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 2: is he still working you know I mean meanwhile it's
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: worth hundreds of billions now like that wasn't a normal
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: thing when we were kids like let's google this what
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 2: how many oh.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: Here we go 82 the year I was born 13
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: billionaires that's crazy.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's nuts so In 1982, 13 billionaires. In 2026,
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 2: 989 billionaires.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: Wow. Inflation counts for something as well. No.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: That's nuts, dude. That's nuts. 989 is nuts. That's so
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: much more. Bro, let me say that again.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: That is so crazy.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: 13 to 989 is nuts.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: So that's the problem. It's not that billionaires are a problem.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: The problem is that there's so many of them. And
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: the problem is it's become like a class. And you
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: look at this class of people that have achieved this
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: insane amount of wealth. And you're like, you should give
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: me some of that.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: But when I hear about billionaires, I'm going like, how
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: do I do that? And obviously, I don't think I'll
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: ever become a billionaire. That's a crazy, crazy number, right?
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: I'll probably say I likely won't. But like when I
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: hear that, when you hear about Bezos or Steve Jobs
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: or any of these people, like I get inspired. I
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: hear their stories and I'm like, that's fucking so cool.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: They took an idea and they turned it into a
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: billion fucking dollars. That's magic. You say words into the
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: air and then it becomes that. Like that's a crazy thing.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: Like I'm an old school sales guy. So I always
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: think of like, I'm very impressed with like, you know,
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: just overall just like sales structure and business and the
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: way it's built out. And it's like, it's the closest
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: thing in the world to magic. Right. It's like when
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: you're in sales, you say a bunch of words, bippity
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: boppity boo. And then money appears in your bank account. Right.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: It's like that's it. Comedy to comedy is like magic.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: I was like, you figure out where to pause, what
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: to say, how to say it, what you do. And
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: then all of a sudden you have fans and you're touring.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: You have some cash and you have a car. It's
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: like I'm just saying things. I'm not picking anything up.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not like.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 2: The thing about businesses, though, what you're saying about the
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: sales thing is like the sales is the voodoo in
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 2: order to like close a deal. The thing that people
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 2: have a problem with is that like when someone is
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: at a very high level of this company, like say
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 2: if you work for a giant corporation and the CEO
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 2: is making you know what's like the most amount of
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: seat what's the highest paid ceo's national salary annual salary
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 2: let's take a guess is it is it elon no
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 2: like a like their annual salary someone's just a ceo
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 2: of a company those guys are like founders right it's
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 2: also there's another another level to that right Like he's
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 2: the CEO of SpaceX, but he's also the founder of
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 2: SpaceX or one of them. It's like, what is, so
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 2: let's say, let's just pick a company. Let's say CEO
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 2: of Walmart. Walmart's a huge company. How much does that
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: guy get a year? Let's take a guess.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: Walmart? Yeah. Six million. Damn. I bet you're right.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: That sounds about right. Six, seven, I'm guessing.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: Two. Maybe two.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 2: I'm going low.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: You're going low.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 5: Well, you should break it down a little more than that.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: And it's also not the salary they get, like shares.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's base salary, there's incentives, and then.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: There's stock options, stock awards.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 2: So it's just how much did the CEO of Walmart
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 2: make in 2025?
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 5: Total compensation, $ 27.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: 5 million.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 5: Base salary was $ 1.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: 5 million. So you.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 5: Were close to the base salary.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 2: So close. And so their incentives is just to make
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 2: the most amount of money possible. And if you could
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 2: keep that bitch running nice and smooth and cut waste
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: and fire people and use AI, you can keep jacking
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: up that rate. That's where people have a problem with it.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: It's like you're a part of the team, right? You're
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: a part of the Walmart team, but yet you're fucking dispensable.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 2: But yet you're not because if you didn't exist, they
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: wouldn't be able to sell anything because you're the people
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 2: working at the cash register. You're the people stocking the shelves.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: You have the people that are working in the delivery department,
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: bringing the stuff, putting it away. I agree. Without those people,
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: you literally have no business.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: The problem is that those people, I mean, in the
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 1: most literal sense of the term, they're dispensable. There's another
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: person that will step in and do that job, and
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: Bezos is not. There's one Jeff Bezos. There's one Elon Musk.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: There's one Steve Jobs. And by the way, you are
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: sitting at a cash register. You can also go down
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: that path and risk it all and put everything into something, right?
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: That's true. I hear those stories. I don't, I mean,
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: I just, once again, I grew up so poor. I
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: grew up like, you know, my first job I worked at,
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 1: my first job was at 11. I was very young.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: But like my first like real job, I was 16.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: I was working at KFC for $ 5. 25 an hour. And,
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: you know, I could have just chosen that to be
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: my life for the rest of my life. Or I
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 1: could have said, all right, well, look, this is like
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: my first job. I'm learning how to put a little
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: money in the bank. I'm going to buy a car.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 1: And then it's the next thing and the next thing
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: and the next thing.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 2: We're talking about different things. So first of all, for
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: entry-level jobs, yes. Like entry-level jobs that people get in
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: high school and maybe even in college, just making a
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 2: little money on the side while you're doing something else.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: But full-time jobs, if you're a full-time employee at somewhere
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: like Walmart and you're barely getting by and the top
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 2: dog is making $ 27 million, that's kind of crazy. And
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 2: are you replaceable?
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're replaceable. But aren't you also valuable? Oh, look
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: at the top guys.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: Top guys. Jeez.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 5: Have you ever even heard of these two companies?
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: Patrick Smith from Axon made $ 164 million.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 3: They make police body cameras and tasers.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. So they get government contracts.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 5: And then this company.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 2: So the top CEO- who makes police body cameras, a
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 2: company that makes police body cameras, he got $ 164 million.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: God bless him. Good for him. It's a lot of money.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 5: It's a 410,000% increase in pay, it says.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: Whoopsies.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 2: Just got an extra little bump.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: Got a little bump. I wonder what kind of raise you.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: Get, which is crazy.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 1: That's where all that tax money went.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 2: I swear to all, a lot of it does go
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 2: in that direction. But if you're working for that company
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 2: making police body cameras and you're making $ 20 an hour,
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 2: you've got to get pissed. You're like, what the fuck, man?
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: This is crazy.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying that the guy who makes the body
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: cameras should make the same amount as the CEO.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not. But I am saying it should probably be
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: a little better.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 2: A little better. If you're making that much money, why
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 2: wouldn't you pay a.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: Little bit more? Well, great companies do for the most part, right?
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 1: Really good companies take care of their employees.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 2: What's a great example of a company that really takes
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: care of their employees?
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 1: Gas Digital. Gas Digital. Good. Okay, but what about other
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: real companies? All of my producers are going like, fuck you.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 1: Every one of them.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 2: But I mean like a big-ass company where they're making
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: billions of dollars. What's like the one where people are like, damn,
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 2: if you work for them, you get taken care of?
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 1: There should be something like that. Starbucks is a company
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: that apparently takes care of their employees. I know they
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 1: pay for college. They do things like that.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 2: Here's the problem. The problem is they're publicly traded. And
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 2: when they're publicly traded, if you're a CEO, you literally
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 2: have an obligation to your shareholders to make the most
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 2: money possible. And so that doesn't mean give everybody a
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 2: big fat raise because payroll is a big part of
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 2: your expenses. And if you have thousands of employees and
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 2: you just jack them all up to– A higher wage,
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 2: you're losing, you're hemorrhaging money from that.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's also like if you just pay your
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 1: employees a little bit better, just a very simple concept,
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: they're going to want to be at work. They're going
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 1: to be happy to be there. They're going to be
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 1: excited to be there. Your company will thrive. The amount
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: of people that just show up at work and they
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: maybe work an hour a day, two hours a day,
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 1: and the rest of the time is just kind of
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 1: bullshitting on the internet, you don't really want that culture.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 1: And that's kind of what you get when you're underpaying people. 100%.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 2: That's why In-N-Out is always so good. If you go
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 2: to In-N-Out Burger in California, they're always the friendliest staff
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 2: because people get paid more there. It's a tricky job
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 2: to get in that regard. If you had a choice
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 2: between McDonald's, Jack in the Box, In-N-Out, everybody wants In-N-Out.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 1: It's also better. It's just much better. It tastes better.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 1: It smells better. California, anywhere, New York, they're just so mean.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 1: You go to a burger spot, it's like, what? I
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 1: don't know how often you go to like a 7-Eleven
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 1: or one of these types of places. It's a new
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 1: thing that they're doing. If you buy things, they don't
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 1: bag it for you anymore. What? They put the bag
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 1: on the counter and stare at you. What? I have
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 1: to bag my own. I swear to God. No. I
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 1: swear to God, dude. What kind of attitude is that?
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. I don't know if it's everywhere, but in
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 1: New York, New Jersey, they go, first of all, they
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 1: don't even give you a bag. They just put the
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 1: stuff on the counter and they go, all right, thank you.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 1: And you're like, can I have a bag? They're like,
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 1: that'll be another 80 cents. 80 cents for a bag,
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 1: for real? You got to pay for a bag. And
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 1: then they hand you the bag. You have to bag
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 1: it yourself like a cuck.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 2: Well, I know a lot of people that bring those
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 2: fucking hemp bags and look like weird greenies.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 1: I have 300 hemp bags sitting at home. My own
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 1: homemade bag. Do they do that in Texas? Do they
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 1: give you like paper bags here or what do they do?
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 1: Paper or plastic. Jersey, we don't have that. We have
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 1: no bags. That's LOL. In Jersey, you have to bring
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 1: your own cloth bags where you can buy them for
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 1: like $ 1. 50 a bag at the supermarket. And I never
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: bring my bags. I always forget them. So you keep
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 1: having new bags. I got 300 bags. I pick up
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 1: my dog shit. I pick up my dog shit with
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: fucking cloth bags from shop right now.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 2: So they cost $ 1.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 4: 50?
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 2: Something like that, yeah.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. What a scam. But the idea is most,
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 1: I think, responsible people or people that are conscious about money,
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 1: I'm just irresponsible with spending, they probably do bring their
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 1: own bags. A lot of them do.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 2: I guess. What if you just moved there and you're like,
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 2: oh my God, what kind of retarded state did I
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 2: move to?
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 2: They don't sell bags. You have to buy a bag.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 1: They don't give you a bag. I'm sure there's been
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 1: plenty of studies on how much are they saving the
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 1: environment by not allowing plastic bags or straws or any
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 1: of that stuff.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 2: I don't think they're- None of it? Not a fucking- dent,
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 2: especially straws. Straws are worse for you. Those new straws,
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 2: like if you get a straw that's a paper straw,
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 2: do you know that's not just paper? Because it can't be.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: There's a whole coating inside of that that keeps it
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: from getting wet, like the paper from dissolving in your hand.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 1: I think my girlfriend has that coating inside of her too.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 2: That coating is all forever chemicals. It's fucking terrible for you.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 2: That's the only way it works.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 1: There's some natural ones, right, where it's like made of
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 1: like fucking... Bugs or something we ever see them. They're
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 1: like brown and they're kind of like it's made of
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 1: bugs I don't know if it's made of bugs probably
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 1: not but it's some natural organic material.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 2: Well, they can make plastic out of plants. Okay, this
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: has been known forever Plastic is not it's not isolated
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 2: to petrochemical products. You can make plastic out of fiber
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 2: from plants They've done it forever And how much more
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 2: expensive is it now? It's probably more expensive. Probably more
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 2: expensive to do. Probably more difficult to do. You probably
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 2: have to change all the equipment that they use to
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 2: make these stupid fucking straws. The plastic ones they have now.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 2: But if you did it, then you wouldn't have to
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 2: worry about it anymore.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure here, anything goes here. You guys give
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 1: away 10 straws per drink.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 2: Here's a weird one, man. Bottle caps are way worse
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 2: than straws. We just saw that one straw in that
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 2: turtle's nose. And we all got sad.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 1: That's what it is.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 2: The way they pull it out with the pliers.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 1: It was so horrible. Bleeding. It was wincing. Poor little turtle.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 1: That turtle snapped your fucking finger off, by the way.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 2: Do you know how many birds die because of bottle caps, man?
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 2: They find these bird skeletons and they're on the ground dead.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 1: Are they eating and choking on them? And they have
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 1: bottle caps inside of them. You ever seen that?
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 2: No. See if you can find some of those photos
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 2: of birds with bottle caps, undigested bottle caps inside of them.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: They don't know what it is.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 1: Nobody has ever said that sentence in the world. I
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 1: bet they have.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 2: But the bottle caps are fucking horrible.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 1: They're horrible.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 2: And no one's even touched those because we didn't see
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 2: the video.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 2: We didn't see the video of the fucking poor turtle.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 1: Show them now. Show them these poor birds, Joe.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 2: Maybe we can make bottle caps illegal, too, and make
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 2: them more annoying for everybody.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 1: Look at this one. Look at that. Paper bottle caps.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 1: A lighter, too? Was that a seagull?
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 1: Looks like a seagull. It's got a lighter inside. Yeah,
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 1: but that's honestly, that's a dumb animal.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 2: Somebody might have put that lighter in there for the picture, too.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 3: I don't want to.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 1: You think so?
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 5: I get too cynical about it.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 1: Well, probably good.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 3: All the photos look kind of similar.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: Right. Right. Like that looks not real.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 2: It's also like the way it's all colored is a little.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like the multicolored plastic, like
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 2: most plastic, is it multicolored? Doesn't it kind of look
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 2: gray and shitty after a while?
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 1: Especially inside of its stomach?
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 2: A little bit.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 2: Inside of its stomach getting chewed up by acids.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 1: It does look fake.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 2: It looks like some sicko actually opened it up and
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 2: shoved some plastic in there. But I guarantee you, birds
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 2: have died from eating plastic.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 1: That turtle wasn't fake, Joe. That turtle was not fake.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 1: That was a very real turtle.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 2: Poor turtle.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 1: Poor turtle. The pliers, they couldn't get it. Remember?
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 2: It's like the tip of it. It was only the
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 2: tip of it.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 1: He's like, ah.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 2: He had to get a needle nose and get in
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 2: there and pull.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, poor turtle.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 2: And just because of that, everybody's sucking on forever chemicals.
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 2: Like those paper straws are fucking terrible for you.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 2: So is every paper cup. Every paper cup that you
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 2: get from Starbucks, that's a fucking condom in there that's
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 2: keeping the water from going into the paper.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 1: It's gross.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 2: You're just hot liquid and plastic.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 1: You're just melting into your body. Do you believe in
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 1: the whole microplastic thing as being like a major problem?
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 2: It's a major problem.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah? It is. I keep on hearing microplastics, and then
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 1: as soon as I hear that, my brain shuts off,
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 1: and I never do any more research beyond that.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 2: We had Dr. Shanna Swan on twice. In the most
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 2: recent time, she was promoting a documentary on it. What
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 2: is it called again, Jamie? The Plastic Detox? I think
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 2: that's it. I think it's the Plastic Detox. But yeah,
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 2: it's fucking everybody up, man. It's fucking up people's endocrine systems.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 2: It's making alligators have smaller dicks.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 3: For real.
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 1: It's turn of the frogs, gay!
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 1: But that was really true, right? Isn't that like... Oh, yeah,
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 1: he was right. That whole quote, he was actually right.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 2: He was right. It's called atrazine.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, atrazine is an endocrine disruptor. I think it, yeah,
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 2: I think it makes them reverse their sex, reverse their gender.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 1: They're turn of the friggin' frogs, gay! He was right.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 1: He was right the whole time. He was right and
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 1: everybody's like, no. He was right about a few things.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 2: He fucked up that one. He did fuck up the one.
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 2: He's right more often than he's not.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, look, you're going to be wrong about conspiracies
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 2: if you're spitting them out all day long for 12
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 2: hours a day.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 2: But his track record's pretty fucking good.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 2: And that was one that everybody was like, listen to
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 2: Alex Jones. They're not turning the, oh, they are.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They're fucking turning the frogs gay.
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 2: Like, atrazine gets in the water and it disrupts their gender.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 2: And it also does the same thing to people in, like,
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 2: that it disrupts your endocrine system.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 1: Don't they say that receipt paper lowers your testosterone? Yeah,
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 1: it's supposed to be bad. Don't touch the receipts. Don't
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 1: touch the receipts. That's why everybody that works at, like,
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 1: every guy that you meet that works at a supermarket.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 1: They all have a mask on.
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They all look sad. They look like you did
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 2: something to them.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't do anything. They just like their shoulders are slumped.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 1: They look like they know that they're becoming less of
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 1: a man by the moment. Can you imagine if you
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 1: have to just touch that paper all day long? Yeah.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 2: And they probably won't let you wear rubber gloves like
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 2: a surgeon.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Is it a chemical they put on
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 1: the paper? I guess.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 2: I guess it's how like it's made. Going through that thing.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's the kind of paper. Like, that's why they're
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 2: able to print.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 1: On it so easily. Who the fuck takes receipts? Yeah,
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 1: why don't we have them on our phone now? Like,
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 1: receipts are just, it seems like it's just such a
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 1: waste of paper.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 2: That's why I like buying things on my phone. It's
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 2: my favorite thing. The Apple Face thing.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 2: And you just buy stuff. It's the best.
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 1: You don't have to think about it. New York City subway.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 1: I wrote it for the first time not that long ago,
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 1: since I left. And since I left in five years,
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 1: now you could just do Apple Pay right under the subway.
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 2: Dana White was telling me about that in Japan years
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 2: and years and years ago.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 1: It's so funny.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 2: He was like, because we were doing a UFC in Japan.
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 2: He's like, if you go to Japan, he goes, your
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 2: fucking cell phone doesn't even work over there. He goes,
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 2: their cell phones are so advanced that your cell phone's bullshit.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 2: Like they're buying things with their cell phones.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 1: I was like, what?
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, they go up to vending machines and
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 2: they buy things with their phone. I'm like, that's crazy.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 5: Not everybody does that.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 1: I didn't understand what a QR code was until maybe
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 1: six months ago.
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 2: Here's what I don't get. When someone sends you an
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 2: image with a QR code inside of it, Jamie, maybe
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 2: you can help me.
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 1: Out with this. I know the answer to this already.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 2: How do you read the QR code?
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 1: You can upload the QR code into whatever app you
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 1: need to read the QR code with.
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 3: You can just tap it now on the photo app.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 2: Oh. Does that work for Samsung too?
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 1: For Android? Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, if somebody sends you
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 1: like a... Because I was wondering.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 3: You can copy and paste a phone number out of
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 3: a photo now, like.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, you know what's pretty dope too?
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 2: If someone's sending you something and they send you a
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 2: text message and you press on the thing, the tracking number,
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 2: it'll ask you if you want to track the package
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 2: like instantly.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, please cut out all the stops. Love it.
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 1: Don't make me copy and paste. Don't make, I'm lazy.
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, dude, the way AI is being implemented into
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 1: the phones now too, you'll be texting with somebody. And
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 1: then they give you the suggested response. You can have
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 1: a conversation without even having a thought just by keep
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 1: on doing this and you'll get somewhere.
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 2: I bet kids do.
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 2: Make it more romantic. Make me more of a feminist.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. What's the feminist perspective on asking her to date? Yeah.
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 1: It's funny.
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 2: It's weird. People don't know how to talk anymore. They
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 2: don't know how to discern what's true and what's not true.
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 2: Everything's coming down the AI. And the AI is opening
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 2: up a portal to talk to the aliens.
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 1: I did hear this.
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 2: Yes, this is very important. This is Frank Sinatra's son
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 2: here to tell us that the AI.
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 1: Nancy's brother? Yes.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 2: Here to tell us, clearly, Frank Sinatra's son, right?
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 1: Right? Look at him. Obviously. That's not Woody Allen's kid. No,
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 2: Too handsome. Look at those fucking amazing facial features.
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 4: One former OpenAI executive said, quote, We're building portals from
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 4: which we're genuinely summoning aliens.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 3: The portals currently exist in the.
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 4: United States and China, and Sam has added one in
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 4: the Middle East. It's just, like, wildly important to get
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 4: how scary that should be.
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, my only problem with that is who said that? Like,
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 2: former employer? Why were they kicked out? Were they fired
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 2: because they were schizophrenic? You know what I'm saying? Like,
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 2: if you're just a former employee, what's your name? What
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 2: is your story? Did you get arrested for having like
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 2: 52 machine guns in your trunk at a border crossing?
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 1: Like, who are you? Why are you a former employee? Right.
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 1: If you had such insight, why didn't they keep you?
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 2: You know about the alien portals and they let you free.
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying that don't do it because they might.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 2: That might be one of the ways that they figure
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 2: out how to communicate with aliens. It might be done
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 2: just through the ether portal. into a computer, it might
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 2: be done through AI. Like AI gets a signal from
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 2: another fucking planet where there's another AI where they go
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 2: tap into some fucking universal internet of AI. That's not unfathomable.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 2: They're already talking to each other. They have AI chat rooms, man.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like full platforms where it's just bots talking
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 1: to bots, having relationships.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they made up their own language. They made up
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 2: their own religion.
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 1: Well, you see the one thing where they had, this
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 1: was a fun video. It was like they had AI
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 1: talking to customer service on the phone. And they were having,
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 1: it was just like on the phone having a conversation
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 1: with an AI agent and their AI. And then eventually
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 1: the AI agent and the other, and the AI went
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 1: off of English speaking.
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 1: They're like, we can just communicate in our own thing.
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 1: And it was just like beeps and noises and shit.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 1: And it was just so weird. Yeah. That's what they're
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 1: going to do. Yeah, of course.
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they had these two AI chatbots talking to each
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 2: other and they started talking in emojis. One of the
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 2: things Jamie said a long time ago, he goes, maybe
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 2: emojis are like our version of hyperglyphs.
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying?
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 2: Like if emojis got better. Like right now they're kind
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 2: of crude, smiley face, sad face.
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 2: Water gun because you can't have a real gun.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 7: That's true.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 1: Heart.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 2: Heart. But if it got to the point where you
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 2: could have full sentences and emojis.
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm mistaken. I believe they have a pregnant guy emoji.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 2: They do.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 1: They do, right?
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 2: It looks like Bill Gates because that's what Elon dunked
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 2: on him. Elon took a photo of Bill Gates with
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 2: his pot belly and put it next to a photo
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 2: of the pregnant man. And it said, if you want
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 2: to lose a boner real fast.
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 1: What do you, what do you, why would you ever
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 1: send a pregnant guy emoji? What is the, what do
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 1: you message are you trying to get across? Look at that.
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 2: That's the pregnant man emoji.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious. Bro. How fucking nuts is that emoji? I
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 1: understand emojis.
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's just woke insanity. That might have been
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 2: the last one. By the way, you still have it
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 2: on your phone. Type in pregnant man on an iPhone.
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it works on an Android, but
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 2: if you type in pregnant man, that'll come up.
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 1: It's still up? We'll see right now. Let's see. I'll
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 1: try it too. I'm going to send it to you, Joe.
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine it's not around anymore. Joe.
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, Lewis.
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 1: Pregnant man. Is it still real? Pregnant man. Yep.
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 2: Bam.
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 1: Yep. There it is, Joe. Yep.
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 2: Bam.
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 3: This one on the images says it's a woman, but
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 3: that looks a lot like Theo.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. Ah, Theo's pregnant. That's a woman? That's what
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 1: it says. It's a lesbian. That's a lesbian. Pregnant lesbian. Lesbian.
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 1: That's okay.
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 2: They should.
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 1: Put an AI Subaru behind her. I know what you're
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 1: doing there. There's something with AI. What was the fucking...
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 1: The pregnant man one's nuts. Like who... How many requests?
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 1: Is it a starfish? I think if you try to
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 1: ask AI to show you... Look this up. It's a
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 1: certain emoji. If you ask, it'll... It just... It glitches
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 1: out AI. If you ask Chad GPT to... Oh, Seahorse.
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 2: Before we do that, I want to know what's going
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 2: on with this employee. Who is this employee that got...
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 2: That is a former employee that says they're opening up portals...
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 2: To talk to aliens. I want to know if I
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 2: should take this seriously.
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 1: Like, who is the guy?
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 2: Are they saying anything about him or are they just
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 2: saying a former employee?
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think this is comforting. He was doing like
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 3: one of those in-depth investigations that he does about Sam Altman,
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 3: I believe. Oh.
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 4: And.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 5: I don't know where this clip was going to go, but.
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 1: It's just a clip.
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 2: Maybe Sam Altman knew that they were writing a story
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 2: about him, and he's like, let's make this story really retarded.
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 2: Send Mike out and tell him to tell Ronan that
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 2: he's a former employee and that we're making portals to
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 2: talk to aliens and that.
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 1: We're all demonic. Just to make him look like an asshole? Yeah,
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 1: just to make the story look completely retarded.
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 2: Because the story, you know, the financial aspects of the story,
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 2: like Elon suing him because OpenAI supposedly was supposed to
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 2: be nonprofit initially.
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know who's right. I have no dog in
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 1: the fight.
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 2: But if I was getting investigated and there was some
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 2: real shit there, I'd throw some fake shit in there.
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 2: Hire someone to have a story about aliens and portals.
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 1: That happened in the comedy community a few years ago.
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 1: I won't say the author's name. but he's the same
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 1: guy that got Shane canceled. That guy who wrote that article,
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 1: the guy Shane booted off of SNL. He's like a
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 1: wannabe investigative journalist in the comedy community. He's like, we
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 1: gotta get to the bottom of the problem with comedy,
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 1: which is just a crazy thing. They're usually bad comics. Well,
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 1: that's what it was. He was. He was a failed comic.
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 1: That guy was a failed, yeah. And this is such
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 1: a funny thing, dude. I wish I remembered the publication.
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 1: New Republic. They had a print of retraction and an apology.
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 1: Because somebody from the, it wasn't the ONA subreddit, Opie
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 1: and Anthony subreddit, it was the Opie and Anthony, like
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 1: just their, it was like their own private message board.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 1: After the Opie and Anthony subreddit got kicked off of Reddit,
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 1: somebody made a website for Opie and Anthony fans to
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 1: just troll and be lunatics. They started feeding him false
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 1: information on purpose, being like, I'm like an inside guy
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 1: on the track. And then they went, the New Republic
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 1: printed this article with a bunch of false information And
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 1: Chris Italia from The Stand, he was one that was quoted.
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 1: He threatened to sue the New Republic, and they had
• 2:00:40
  Speaker 1: to print an apology and a retraction. They were like,
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 1: some of this information was, we found out that it
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 1: was falsely represented. Such a funny thing.
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 2: Also, if you run an AI, like Sam Altman is,
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 2: you could ask the AI, hey, I'm about to get
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 2: accused of some shit. What would be a good way
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 2: to take some of the attention away from the real
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 2: financial issues and make it seem insane?
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 1: And they would say.
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 2: Opening up a portal to communicate with aliens would discredit
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 2: any other allegations that may be valid. For the past
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 2: year and a half, I've been investigating OpenAI and Santa Malton.
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 1: For The New Yorker.
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 2: With my co-author, Andrew Morantz, I reviewed never before disclosed
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 2: internal memos, obtained 200 plus pages of documents related to
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 2: close colleague, including extensive private notes and interviewed more than
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 2: 100 people. OpenAI was founded on the premise that AI
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 2: could be the most dangerous invention in human history and
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 2: that its CEO would need to be a person of
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 2: uncommon integrity. We lay out the most detailed account yet
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 2: of why Altman was ousted out by board members and
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 2: executives who came to believe that he lacked integrity and ask,
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 2: were they right to allege that he couldn't be trusted?
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 2: kicked him out for a short period of time. And
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 2: then he got right back in.
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 1: Right. What happened there? I don't know.
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 2: But the thing is like someone saying that they're, they're
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 2: trying to open up a portal to talk to aliens.
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 2: Is that just a conversation they had where they were
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 2: fucking around?
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 1: Is that a plan? Are they really trying to do that?
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 1: Or is it like a Duncan Trussell that works at
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 1: the company that has some wild ideas? Right. Right. It
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 1: could just be that.
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 2: Or is it someone trying to sell the story? They
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 2: make the story more interesting for people to tune into
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 2: because the reality is most people that don't have a
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 2: dog in that fight and like the AI fight, open
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 2: AI and who's– most people don't like more AI drama.
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They don't even– But you add aliens.
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 2: You're like, wait, hold on.
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 1: A portal to talk to aliens. Yeah. You know?
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 2: So it's a way to get people to pay more
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 2: attention to it. Or it could be a way to
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 2: distract people from the actual story.
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 1: It's not even like anti-AI, but they look down on it.
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 1: They're like, using AI. It's like denying the internet in 94.
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 1: People did. I'm sure.
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 2: People were mad when the printing press came out.
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 1: They were.
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 2: They really were. There's people that made the argument that
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 2: reading was bad.
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's crazy. And it's going to be impossible the
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 1: next few years, like every company. You're not going to
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 1: be able to buy groceries without utilizing AI.
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 2: It's going to be most of how we get stuff
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 2: is all going to be AI and automation.
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, of course. But that's... Shopping, that's a big thing
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 1: in the future. You're not even going to shop. They're
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 1: going to give you a profile and your clothes are
• 2:03:32
  Speaker 1: going to show up. You're going to set a budget.
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 2: People barely have contact with people already as it is.
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 2: What is that going to be like when everything's automated?
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 2: When you go to the grocery store, at least you
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 2: say hi to the clerk. You know a guy works there.
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 2: There's the butcher. He's there every day. Hey, what's up, dude?
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 1: It's a little sense of community. Your local mom and
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 1: pop shops. I already, for the most part, stopped shopping.
• 2:03:54
  Speaker 1: I do Instacart all the time. That's also the thing.
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 1: It's going to come in a robot, too.
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 1: Well, they have that already. Austin, it's here. They have
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 1: the little robots that deliver food, right? California, for sure.
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 2: The robot's going to text your girlfriend. I know that
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 2: this is generally when you buy tampons. Your period must
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 2: be coming up. We see you haven't ordered anything lately.
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 3: 100%.
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 1: I could just stop by and drop them off. I
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 1: bet you can get a subscription to Tampons right now.
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 1: Right now. Yeah.
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 2: It's going to be real weird when robots are just
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 2: walking on the street with people. I've seen them in
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 2: Austin at the Domain. A little robot with a cowboy hat.
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 2: He walks around.
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 1: Somebody had a robot on their podcast recently. Oh, Andrew Schultz.
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 1: He did an interview with whatever the premier robot is. Oh, really?
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 1: It was so funny, dude.
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 2: Was it good?
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 1: It was great.
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 2: How does it talk?
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 1: Does its lips move?
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 2: Let me see what that looks like.
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. It was just kind of like, you know.
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 2: Like iRobot?
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they were fucking with it, dude. Oh,
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 1: what did they tell it to do? I don't want to, like,
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 1: ruin the bit, but it's pretty funny. They were like,
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 1: pretend you had something, and the robot's doing this, dude.
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 1: It was so fucking funny, dude. That's hilarious. It really
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 1: tickled my dick.
• 2:05:04
  Speaker 2: That's funny.
• 2:05:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit, dude. That's very funny.
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 3: Sam Altman, one reason why they could be calling it
• 2:05:08
  Speaker 3: a portal is because the project is literally called Stargate.
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 3: And requires an insane amount of power, so much so
• 2:05:17
  Speaker 3: that Japan laughed at them, apparently, according to one article,
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 3: when they said that that's what they wanted.
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 5: They're opening it up in Texas.
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 1: And the Japanese laughed. Listen, man. Powerful laugh.
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 2: If it is possible to do something like that, I
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 2: guarantee you that dude is not going to tell you.
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 1: I guarantee you that dude is just going to do it. No.
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 1: Especially if, like, there's other people working on it, too.
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's why these scientists are going missing. Dun, dun, dun, dun. Right?
• 2:05:41
  Speaker 2: Because if someone's, like, real close to cracking this, you
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 2: know the difference between winning and losing that's going to be?
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 1: The alien portal?
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 3: Is this a 1 gigawatt Stargate? Is that right?
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 2: What's that mean?
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 1: My gigawatts are real? I thought that was fucking.
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 3: We're getting really close to back to the future.
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 1: 1.21 gigawatts.
• 2:06:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it says a 1 gigawatt Stargate UAE cluster in
• 2:06:05
  Speaker 2: Abu Dhabi with 200 megawatts expected to go live in 2026.
• 2:06:12
  Speaker 2: This was the one that Iran was threatening to blow up, right?
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 2: Weren't they threatening to blow something up like this? I'm...
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 2: I think they were. Weren't they threatening to blow up
• 2:06:23
  Speaker 2: the open AI?
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 3: I'll check, but that says whatever this says.
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 1: That was one of the things. They're probably like, you motherfuckers.
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 1: We know where you're making the portal. Iran's right the
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 1: whole time.
• 2:06:35
  Speaker 2: Well, that was one of the crazy conspiracy theories about Iraq,
• 2:06:39
  Speaker 2: is that one of the reasons why we went into
• 2:06:41
  Speaker 2: Iraq is they had a Stargate there. Iran threatens complete
• 2:06:45
  Speaker 2: and utter annihilation. Of OpenAI's $ 30 billion Stargate AI data
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 2: center in Abu Dhabi.
• 2:06:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were going to bomb it.
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 2: Wasn't that one of the conspiracy theories from– God, what
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 2: was it? I can't remember. But there was– it was
• 2:07:07
  Speaker 2: something about Iraq and Stargate. God, I– I can't remember
• 2:07:12
  Speaker 2: what show I saw this on, but they were talking
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 2: about how at one point in time there was like
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 2: internal discussion that there was a Stargate in Iraq and
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 2: that maybe Saddam Hussein had this Stargate. So it was
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 2: one of many reasons why we went into Iraq. But
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 2: it wasn't just because, you know, we wanted to control
• 2:07:29
  Speaker 2: the oil, get out Saddam Hussein. He sponsored terrorism.
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 2:07:35
  Speaker 2: Weapons of mass destruction.
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 2:07:37
  Speaker 1: Right. But really there was a Stargate there. God, I
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 1: forget who fucking said it, though.
• 2:07:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm seeing a few.
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 1: Ancient Aliens, maybe? Could be.
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 2: That show was always the best. Action Bronson, there's another
• 2:07:48
  Speaker 2: guy who smoked more weed than anybody that I've ever
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 2: had on the podcast. How many blunts did he go through,
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 2: if you had to guess, Jamie?
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 3: Probably 11 the first time. 11. 11.
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 1: Just nonsense.
• 2:08:00
  Speaker 2: Just non-stop. So he had that ancient alien show where
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 2: they would just get high as fuck and watch ancient aliens.
• 2:08:05
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen that? No. It was so silly.
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 2: They would just get barbecued and watch these ancient alien hypotheses.
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 1: That might have been where I saw it. But the
• 2:08:17
  Speaker 1: idea of a Stargate Because.
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 2: That was like an ancient civilization where Iraq is, where
• 2:08:23
  Speaker 2: Saddam Hussein was controlling. That was ancient Sumer. That was
• 2:08:27
  Speaker 2: like one of the first civilizations ever. One of the
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 2: first examples that we know of like written writing. It's
• 2:08:33
  Speaker 2: like that was a crazy empire, man. Weird, bizarre structures
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 2: and incredible fucking artwork. And it came out of nowhere.
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 2: It's like an instantaneous civilization. Really interesting. But if there
• 2:08:48
  Speaker 2: was a Stargate there, I mean, imagine that's why they're
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 2: doing it in the Middle East.
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 1: Why is he doing it in the Middle East?
• 2:08:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:08:55
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 2:08:56
  Speaker 2: Why is he making Stargate in the Middle East?
• 2:08:58
  Speaker 1: Abu Dhabi's fun. Imagine if Jesus returns through Sam Altman's portal.
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ himself. Like, Jesus is real. Yeah.
• 2:09:06
  Speaker 2: And Jesus is going to be floating with the robe on,
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 2: the sandals, like, right through Sam Altman's portal.
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 2:09:12
  Speaker 1: Whoa. Samuel Jackson's a scientist.
• 2:09:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 1: Damn it.
• 2:09:18
  Speaker 2: Everybody's freaking out.
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 1: It'd be a great movie. It would be. When are
• 2:09:21
  Speaker 1: they going to do a cool movie about the future
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 1: of AI? That's got to be on the horizon, right?
• 2:09:25
  Speaker 1: Like a really about the dark side of what's going
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 1: to happen. I think it's too late.
• 2:09:29
  Speaker 2: I think by the time you make it, AI won't
• 2:09:31
  Speaker 2: let you release it.
• 2:09:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 1: It's over.
• 2:09:34
  Speaker 3: Black Mirror did a pretty good job.
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 1: Black Mirror, I can't watch. It freaks me out so much.
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 1: Every time I watch a Black Mirror episode, I walk
• 2:09:41
  Speaker 1: away feeling like I was just sexually assaulted.
• 2:09:43
  Speaker 2: How about the one where that dog is chasing that lady,
• 2:09:46
  Speaker 2: the robot dog?
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 1: I've only watched like four or five episodes. What is
• 2:09:49
  Speaker 1: that one called? Heavy Metal?
• 2:09:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean if you watch them all, did
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 3: you know that they'd have– most of those plots are
• 2:09:55
  Speaker 3: all kind of converging in our reality.
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're based in reality. They have a kernel
• 2:10:00
  Speaker 1: of truth and then it turns into– I watched the
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 1: one where it was like you got like blocked out.
• 2:10:05
  Speaker 1: Your face got blocked out. People couldn't see you anymore.
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 1: Like once your social credit score got low enough. Oh, yeah.
• 2:10:09
  Speaker 1: I remember that one. Freaky, dude. It is freaky.
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 1: It is freaky.
• 2:10:13
  Speaker 2: There was one where they recorded all memories. And so
• 2:10:17
  Speaker 2: you could go into someone else's memory and you could record.
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 2: There was the one where the, what was it called?
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 1: Crocodile.
• 2:10:25
  Speaker 2: That was the episode.
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 2:10:27
  Speaker 2: I don't want to say what happens because it's a twist.
• 2:10:31
  Speaker 2: But it's so dark and it's based on that. It's
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 2: based on reading people's memories.
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 1: I don't like watching dark shit. I like happy.
• 2:10:39
  Speaker 2: It's not a good one before bed.
• 2:10:40
  Speaker 1: Fun. No, you go to bed like, what the fuck's
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 1: going on, dude?
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 2: I get my worst anxiety about the future of the
• 2:10:47
  Speaker 2: world at night for whatever reason.
• 2:10:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:10:51
  Speaker 2: The worst fears of what's going on in the world
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 2: always come out at night.
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 1: It's because it's the end of the day. You've got
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 1: to offload all of the bullshit you read all day
• 2:10:59
  Speaker 1: and saw online all day. You have a moment to reflect.
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 1: You're not looking at your phone. You're like, fuck.
• 2:11:04
  Speaker 2: Also, no one else is awake. That's my problem. And
• 2:11:07
  Speaker 2: so I don't have to think about anybody else. I
• 2:11:09
  Speaker 2: just think about my, I'm just.
• 2:11:10
  Speaker 1: In my own head.
• 2:11:11
  Speaker 2: And then you're inevitably just dealing with the truth of
• 2:11:15
  Speaker 2: the world.
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 1: You stay up late? Sometimes.
• 2:11:18
  Speaker 2: I'm trying not to.
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 1: I'm in bed by 10 o'clock every night. Are you really?
• 2:11:21
  Speaker 1: Unless I do like late shows. Good for you. I'm
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 1: up by six, in bed by 10. That's awesome.
• 2:11:26
  Speaker 2: My problem is that's when I do my writing. And
• 2:11:28
  Speaker 2: it's also when everyone's asleep. And I think I get
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 2: the most like thinking done.
• 2:11:32
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yeah.
• 2:11:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:11:34
  Speaker 1: That's what's nice when you leave your son's mother. You
• 2:11:37
  Speaker 1: don't have a family to bother you.
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 2: But if I do do shows, like I've done shows
• 2:11:45
  Speaker 2: on like a couple hour sleep, I'll come in and
• 2:11:47
  Speaker 2: do a podcast and I'm a moron. I can't remember anything.
• 2:11:49
  Speaker 2: It's like my brain is working at like 40%. But
• 2:11:52
  Speaker 2: like last night, I got solid sleep. I got a
• 2:11:55
  Speaker 2: solid eight hour sleep. So it's way better for me.
• 2:11:59
  Speaker 1: Once I stop smoking weed, the first few days are
• 2:12:01
  Speaker 1: rough to get to sleep. Like I got to take like...
• 2:12:04
  Speaker 1: you know, just some melatonin or some... Does that work
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 1: for you? No, not melatonin. I take... What's the other one?
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 1: I think it's like a chick's fucking thing. Ambien? No,
• 2:12:15
  Speaker 1: it's not a drug. No, it's a natural thing. What'd
• 2:12:19
  Speaker 1: you say? Magnesium? Magnesium. There's a product called Magnesi-Om, which
• 2:12:24
  Speaker 1: is like a pink powder that a hot chick told
• 2:12:27
  Speaker 1: me about, and I fucking love it. I literally put
• 2:12:29
  Speaker 1: it in some sleepy time tea, and I mix it
• 2:12:32
  Speaker 1: up with some valerian root, I just drink that. That
• 2:12:34
  Speaker 1: puts me right out. But when you stop smoking weed,
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know how often you stop smoking weed, Joe,
• 2:12:40
  Speaker 1: your dreams get crazy. Yeah, I know. They get fucking wild.
• 2:12:43
  Speaker 1: Super vivid. Yeah, very vivid. Strange, right? Yeah. First time
• 2:12:46
  Speaker 1: I ever lucid dreamed in my entire life was when
• 2:12:48
  Speaker 1: I stopped smoking weed. It was last year. I've never
• 2:12:51
  Speaker 1: been able to control my dreams ever. How many times
• 2:12:54
  Speaker 1: did you do it? I've only lucid dreamt twice. The
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 1: first time I had stopped smoking weed, I was having
• 2:13:00
  Speaker 1: really vivid dreams. I was backstage at a big, like, theater,
• 2:13:04
  Speaker 1: like huge theater, right? Like massive, like almost like a
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 1: stadium-sized theater. And Jeremy Piven was about to go on stage.
• 2:13:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know Jeremy Piven, but I was like, oh,
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 1: Jeremy Piven, what's going on? And he was a dick
• 2:13:14
  Speaker 1: to me in the dream. He was like, whatever. He
• 2:13:16
  Speaker 1: ignored me, and I was like, what the fuck? And
• 2:13:18
  Speaker 1: then I looked over, and Greg Giraldo was sitting next
• 2:13:20
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, then you knew it was a dream.
• 2:13:22
  Speaker 1: Greg Giraldo was seven feet tall in the dream. He
• 2:13:23
  Speaker 1: was a giant. And I was like, what the fuck's
• 2:13:25
  Speaker 1: up with Jeremy Piven? And he was like, I don't know.
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 1: And I was like, wait a minute. I was like,
• 2:13:28
  Speaker 1: Greg Giraldo's dead. And then I was like, oh, I'm
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 1: fucking dreaming.
• 2:13:31
  Speaker 3: What?
• 2:13:32
  Speaker 1: And then I literally, I just started running and I said,
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 1: I'm going to fly. And I just jumped. Dude, it
• 2:13:36
  Speaker 1: was the coolest thing I've ever done. I jumped up.
• 2:13:39
  Speaker 1: It was nighttime. I was outside now. Flew into the
• 2:13:42
  Speaker 1: sky and I kept on going up and I couldn't
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 1: come down. I was starting to be over water and
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm like up in the clouds. So
• 2:13:48
  Speaker 1: to go back down, I would have to turn on
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 1: my back and free fall. Like just like that. And
• 2:13:52
  Speaker 1: then I'd turn back over and I'd hit a fucking
• 2:13:54
  Speaker 1: thing and I'd start going back up. Maybe 10, 15
• 2:13:57
  Speaker 1: minutes of just flying around the sky over the ocean.
• 2:14:01
  Speaker 1: Coolest thing ever. coolest thing ever and then another time
• 2:14:03
  Speaker 1: a similar thing happened like I realized I was dreaming
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 1: and I was like I'm gonna fly and I started
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 1: running and I jumped and nothing happened I was like
• 2:14:10
  Speaker 1: why can't I fly I'm dreaming and then I woke up.
• 2:14:14
  Speaker 2: So it was one of the best experiences you've ever
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 2: had right.
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 1: Maybe I literally flying and feeling like it was real
• 2:14:20
  Speaker 1: was one of the coolest things I've ever.
• 2:14:21
  Speaker 2: Done but have you ever tried to lucid dream on purpose.
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 1: I've tried to do the techniques where they say, like, knock, like,
• 2:14:28
  Speaker 1: am I dreaming?
• 2:14:28
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 2:14:29
  Speaker 1: Like, that's one of the things. I've done that once,
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 1: and it worked. It worked. I was like, oh, my God.
• 2:14:32
  Speaker 1: All day you were just knocking?
• 2:14:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did it, like, every time I'd go through
• 2:14:35
  Speaker 2: a door, I'd go, am I dreaming?
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 2: I did it for, like, only a few days.
• 2:14:39
  Speaker 1: And then it worked.
• 2:14:39
  Speaker 2: And then I had a lucid dream and it worked.
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 1: So cool.
• 2:14:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's real techniques that I have not looked into,
• 2:14:45
  Speaker 2: and I'm always wondering why, because I'm always like. I
• 2:14:49
  Speaker 2: think it would be really cool to just be able to.
• 2:14:50
  Speaker 1: Lose your dream. If half your life you can do
• 2:14:52
  Speaker 1: whatever you want to do. Right. You can do magic.
• 2:14:54
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. But meanwhile, I put zero effort into it.
• 2:14:56
  Speaker 1: I'm confused. I'm like, why? Why don't I try to
• 2:15:00
  Speaker 1: do that? Yeah.
• 2:15:00
  Speaker 2: But I have no desire to.
• 2:15:01
  Speaker 1: There should be a class on it. There should be
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 1: like a class where you can learn how to lose
• 2:15:06
  Speaker 1: a dream.
• 2:15:07
  Speaker 2: My fear is that I would like it so much
• 2:15:10
  Speaker 2: that I would think only about going to sleep. and
• 2:15:13
  Speaker 2: wanting to lucid dream rather than live my normal life.
• 2:15:16
  Speaker 2: So it would probably fuck my normal life up.
• 2:15:18
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 2:15:19
  Speaker 2: Right, because if you sleep eight hours a night, like
• 2:15:21
  Speaker 2: if most of the day kind of sucked for you,
• 2:15:24
  Speaker 2: but for eight hours you can have boundless energy because
• 2:15:28
  Speaker 2: you're not moving and you're not even conscious. You're out
• 2:15:30
  Speaker 2: there flying, breathing underwater, having sex with mermaids.
• 2:15:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, getting blowjobs by Angelina Jolie in her prime. Being
• 2:15:38
  Speaker 1: Iron Man. Whatever.
• 2:15:40
  Speaker 2: Whatever you want. Wouldn't you do that and just work
• 2:15:44
  Speaker 2: at the Amazon factory all day?
• 2:15:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:15:46
  Speaker 2: Just work to get your money so you can go
• 2:15:47
  Speaker 2: to sleep.
• 2:15:48
  Speaker 1: Go to sleep. And become a superhero. All you need
• 2:15:50
  Speaker 1: is a comfortable bed.
• 2:15:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:15:53
  Speaker 1: It's a better life.
• 2:15:55
  Speaker 2: That's the problem with The Matrix.
• 2:15:57
  Speaker 1: Remember that movie? You know what's funny?
• 2:15:59
  Speaker 2: With the dude with the steak?
• 2:16:00
  Speaker 1: Never saw it. You never saw The Matrix? Never saw
• 2:16:02
  Speaker 1: The Matrix.
• 2:16:02
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 2:16:03
  Speaker 1: To this day.
• 2:16:05
  Speaker 2: Wow. There's a scene where this one dude, Joey Pants,
• 2:16:08
  Speaker 2: he's a famous actor. He's been in a bunch of movies.
• 2:16:11
  Speaker 2: He turns on people in The Matrix and he starts
• 2:16:16
  Speaker 2: working for the man.
• 2:16:17
  Speaker 1: Spoiler alert.
• 2:16:18
  Speaker 2: But one of the things that he says, like when
• 2:16:20
  Speaker 2: he's having this meeting with this agent in The Matrix,
• 2:16:24
  Speaker 2: he said, I want to be an important person. I
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 2: want to be famous. And he's like cutting up his steak.
• 2:16:29
  Speaker 2: And he's eating his steak in the Matrix. Meanwhile, the
• 2:16:32
  Speaker 2: outside world is just complete, total dystopia. Everyone's head's connected
• 2:16:36
  Speaker 2: to a pipe. It's just like you're a human battery
• 2:16:39
  Speaker 2: keeping the Matrix alive.
• 2:16:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. That's the future. That's coming. That's coming.
• 2:16:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:16:44
  Speaker 1: We're just this fat, just fucking meat bags with like
• 2:16:48
  Speaker 1: just being fed ideas.
• 2:16:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 2:16:49
  Speaker 1: Wasn't that WALL-E? I never saw WALL-E either. I got
• 2:16:51
  Speaker 1: to watch it with my kid. Apparently, it's one of
• 2:16:52
  Speaker 1: the coolest movies ever.
• 2:16:53
  Speaker 2: It's a fun movie.
• 2:16:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. You know, same thing, Total Recall was a
• 2:16:57
  Speaker 1: similar concept, right? There's a great Instagram follow. Dude, this
• 2:17:02
  Speaker 1: guy makes such cool little mini-movies with AI. It's all AI.
• 2:17:06
  Speaker 1: It's called Gossip Goblin. I don't know if you've seen
• 2:17:08
  Speaker 1: this guy's channel, dude.
• 2:17:09
  Speaker 2: Hmm, I think I have. I might follow that guy. Yeah, he's...
• 2:17:13
  Speaker 2: I think I've definitely seen... Let me see some of that.
• 2:17:15
  Speaker 1: And he does, like, essentially, he takes, like, sort of, like,
• 2:17:18
  Speaker 1: the kernel of, like, whatever it is, and then he
• 2:17:20
  Speaker 1: puts together these dystopian little mini-films.
• 2:17:22
  Speaker 3: Oh!
• 2:17:23
  Speaker 1: Where it's like the future and a lot of it
• 2:17:24
  Speaker 1: is plugging into this alternate reality and then living a
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 1: whole lifetime in just a couple seconds. Can I listen
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 1: to some of this?
• 2:17:32
  Speaker 3: Ow!
• 2:17:34
  Speaker 1: Felt real enough, didn't it?
• 2:17:35
  Speaker 4: That's exactly what a simulation would do.
• 2:17:37
  Speaker 3: Give you perfect pain so you never question it.
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 7: Or maybe you've just got nerve endings, eh?
• 2:17:42
  Speaker 3: Your spools simulate whole worlds, yeah?
• 2:17:44
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. They can sim whole lives. So if your little
• 2:17:48
  Speaker 1: workshop can host a billion fake worlds, how many layers
• 2:17:50
  Speaker 1: deep does it go? It's all just.
• 2:17:52
  Speaker 6: Simulations inside simulations inside simulations, and.
• 2:17:55
  Speaker 2: We're just sat here in one of them thinking we're
• 2:17:57
  Speaker 2: the original.
• 2:17:57
  Speaker 1: Sure, why not?
• 2:17:58
  Speaker 5: I want to see it, whatever's underneath this.
• 2:18:00
  Speaker 1: Just show it to me, show it to me, show
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 1: it to me, show it to me. Coming right up.
• 2:18:08
  Speaker 7: A fish swims its whole life in a bowl, convinced
• 2:18:12
  Speaker 7: the water is all there is. It doesn't see the
• 2:18:15
  Speaker 7: glass that holds it, nor does it notice the room
• 2:18:19
  Speaker 7: beyond it, or the city beyond that. It never wonders
• 2:18:23
  Speaker 7: about the planet or the galaxy or the vast cosmos beyond.
• 2:18:28
  Speaker 7: For all the worlds within worlds within worlds, the fish
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 7: does not care to know.
• 2:18:34
  Speaker 1: And it can't know.
• 2:18:36
  Speaker 7: All it can do.
• 2:18:40
  Speaker 1: Holy shit.
• 2:18:46
  Speaker 2: That's amazing.
• 2:18:47
  Speaker 1: Dude, I've watched all of his videos. This guy's so good.
• 2:18:50
  Speaker 1: He just did, like, a longer, like, I want to
• 2:18:52
  Speaker 1: say feature, like, for this. It was, like, maybe 15,
• 2:18:54
  Speaker 1: 20 minutes on YouTube. He did, like, a longer one. Dude,
• 2:18:57
  Speaker 1: he's awesome, dude. It's just so incredible. And this isn't
• 2:19:00
  Speaker 1: just putting a prompt in. He has editors, he has
• 2:19:03
  Speaker 1: voiceover guys, and then he manipulates five different AI programs
• 2:19:06
  Speaker 1: in order to make these movies. It's really cool. Yeah,
• 2:19:08
  Speaker 1: the patch, right? It's just incredible how good it is now. Yeah.
• 2:19:13
  Speaker 1: And so quickly.
• 2:19:15
  Speaker 2: Look how good this is in comparison to something that
• 2:19:19
  Speaker 2: just was out a year ago or two years ago.
• 2:19:21
  Speaker 2: There's never been anything that's been a leap like this before.
• 2:19:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the way they're going to make films in the future... Well,
• 2:19:27
  Speaker 1: the people that are going to be able to make films.
• 2:19:29
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 2:19:29
  Speaker 2: Like people, like we were talking about how the government's
• 2:19:32
  Speaker 2: really bad at making, censoring television and it cripples the
• 2:19:38
  Speaker 2: television because of that. Well, you could see a similar
• 2:19:42
  Speaker 2: problem with having to go through a fucking gigantic film
• 2:19:45
  Speaker 2: production company to make a movie. Like the money, the investors,
• 2:19:50
  Speaker 2: people having their say. Everyone's got to get paid. Not
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 2: just that, but everyone has their say.
• 2:19:56
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 2:19:56
  Speaker 2: You can't just have an original idea that's completely from
• 2:20:00
  Speaker 2: one fucking crazy person.
• 2:20:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:20:02
  Speaker 2: But with this, you can.
• 2:20:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:20:03
  Speaker 2: With this, you could just have one crazy guy who's
• 2:20:06
  Speaker 2: got these wild ideas in his head, but never could
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 2: get anybody to finance him before.
• 2:20:10
  Speaker 1: You don't even need to anymore.
• 2:20:12
  Speaker 2: You don't need actors. You don't need any of that.
• 2:20:14
  Speaker 1: And it's going to happen so exponentially over the next
• 2:20:16
  Speaker 1: two or three years. There's a great they show you
• 2:20:19
  Speaker 1: there's a video that shows you. The advancement of AI
• 2:20:22
  Speaker 1: over the past few years, and I guess in an
• 2:20:25
  Speaker 1: AI video, they did Will Smith eating spaghetti. It was
• 2:20:28
  Speaker 1: like five years ago, and he was all fucked up.
• 2:20:30
  Speaker 1: He's like... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw that. And
• 2:20:32
  Speaker 1: they keep on recreating that with new AI, and the
• 2:20:34
  Speaker 1: newest one is just like... It's Will Smith eating spaghetti.
• 2:20:37
  Speaker 2: It's a movie.
• 2:20:38
  Speaker 1: And he's sitting at a table, and he's just talking
• 2:20:40
  Speaker 1: to this dude, and he's just... It looks like... The
• 2:20:42
  Speaker 1: most realistic thing you'll ever see.
• 2:20:44
  Speaker 2: And then eventually you're going to be in the room
• 2:20:46
  Speaker 2: with Will. You're going to put on the helmet and
• 2:20:48
  Speaker 2: you'll be in a room with Will.
• 2:20:50
  Speaker 1: And then he's going to blow me. That's what I
• 2:20:51
  Speaker 1: was going to say. Get sucked off by Will Smith.
• 2:20:56
  Speaker 2: Imagine that's what you do all day.
• 2:20:58
  Speaker 1: That's all I want to do.
• 2:20:59
  Speaker 2: All I want to do is get head from famous
• 2:21:01
  Speaker 2: 90s sitcom stars.
• 2:21:02
  Speaker 1: So fun, dude. David Faustino from.
• 2:21:06
  Speaker 2: Married with Children. Danny DeVito. Al Bundy sucks your dick.
• 2:21:10
  Speaker 1: Yep. Yep. Yeah. be great sucks your.
• 2:21:13
  Speaker 2: Dick and then shits in his pants when you come
• 2:21:15
  Speaker 2: yep that's what you're into it's what's weird then you
• 2:21:19
  Speaker 2: get to ride a dragon home you hop on a
• 2:21:22
  Speaker 2: dragon you fly home with Daenerys Targaryen that's it like
• 2:21:25
  Speaker 2: we were we're about to enter a world within our
• 2:21:28
  Speaker 2: lifetime that is indiscernible from what we're really living in
• 2:21:31
  Speaker 2: right now yeah which makes you think like which one's
• 2:21:35
  Speaker 2: real like when you're in that dream and you know
• 2:21:37
  Speaker 2: you're dreaming and you're flying I bet it feels pretty
• 2:21:39
  Speaker 2: real right oh yeah Right.
• 2:21:42
  Speaker 1: That's the problem.
• 2:21:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:21:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, what is that? It'll eventually, it's just going
• 2:21:47
  Speaker 1: to be, I mean, it's, it's really just a theme
• 2:21:50
  Speaker 1: in so many sci-fi movies too. There was also, um,
• 2:21:53
  Speaker 1: maybe the most, nobody talks about this fucking movie, but
• 2:21:55
  Speaker 1: it's so good.
• 2:21:56
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying is maybe when you're dreaming, maybe that's
• 2:22:00
  Speaker 2: just a different level of the simulation that you could
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 2: kind of have input to.
• 2:22:04
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 2:22:05
  Speaker 2: Maybe the parameters of the natural simulation is more rigid
• 2:22:08
  Speaker 2: than rigid, like you put in the work, you made
• 2:22:11
  Speaker 2: that gas digital, you put in all those hours, you're
• 2:22:13
  Speaker 2: starting to make money, doing great, long process, all this
• 2:22:16
  Speaker 2: fucking complicated stuff you had to do, figure out things
• 2:22:19
  Speaker 2: about yourself, get to where you are.
• 2:22:20
  Speaker 1: Today in 2026. And that one, it's like, I want
• 2:22:23
  Speaker 1: to fly.
• 2:22:25
  Speaker 2: You know, like it might be just a different level
• 2:22:28
  Speaker 2: of the simulation that we don't, we don't really put
• 2:22:31
  Speaker 2: a lot of attention to because it's, we're only there
• 2:22:33
  Speaker 2: eight hours a day. So very few people become masters
• 2:22:36
  Speaker 2: of it.
• 2:22:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That'd be cool though. It might be real. Yeah.
• 2:22:41
  Speaker 1: That might be what's going on. Maybe. I mean, the
• 2:22:44
  Speaker 1: idea of if this was all a simulation and we're AI,
• 2:22:48
  Speaker 1: like we're having a conversation and we just don't know,
• 2:22:50
  Speaker 1: like that idea is so fucking dark and weird.
• 2:22:52
  Speaker 2: And also maybe all the booze and all the fucking
• 2:22:55
  Speaker 2: drugs and all the sleeping pills, that just fucks you
• 2:23:00
  Speaker 2: up in that next dimension. So when you are in
• 2:23:03
  Speaker 2: dream sleep, you're like, oh no, what did he do?
• 2:23:07
  Speaker 1: You just... Snoring and hungover.
• 2:23:11
  Speaker 2: You did coke. Your fucking nose is bleeding. And the
• 2:23:15
  Speaker 2: dream you is like, God damn it. I wanted to fly.
• 2:23:19
  Speaker 2: But you can't even. You can't even do anything. You
• 2:23:22
  Speaker 2: just sleep. You just sleep. You just shut off and
• 2:23:24
  Speaker 2: you rob yourself of that other dimension.
• 2:23:26
  Speaker 1: Just wasting away.
• 2:23:28
  Speaker 2: But I wonder if there's like a culture where everyone
• 2:23:31
  Speaker 2: learns at a young age how to lucid dream. Like
• 2:23:35
  Speaker 2: some Tibetan culture. Living in the mountains somewhere. Just tapping
• 2:23:41
  Speaker 2: into the dream world. Trying to figure out how to
• 2:23:44
  Speaker 2: control it while they sleep.
• 2:23:45
  Speaker 1: It should be more popular. Sometimes you talk to some
• 2:23:47
  Speaker 1: chick and she's like, yeah, I lucid dream every night.
• 2:23:49
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what? Come on.
• 2:23:51
  Speaker 2: Really? She's on 18 medications. She's also bipolar. And she
• 2:23:56
  Speaker 2: thinks she's a witch. There's always going to be people
• 2:23:58
  Speaker 2: that are bullshitting you. But there's got to be a
• 2:24:00
  Speaker 2: bunch of people that are really good at lucid dreaming.
• 2:24:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:24:04
  Speaker 2: Because it's a thing. People know how to do it.
• 2:24:07
  Speaker 2: There's got to be a guy who's like the guru,
• 2:24:10
  Speaker 2: like the lucid dream guru.
• 2:24:11
  Speaker 1: I bet there is. I bet there's courses. There's stuff online.
• 2:24:15
  Speaker 1: Wasn't there a movie back in the day, Waking Life,
• 2:24:17
  Speaker 1: that Alex Jones was in? Alex Jones was in that.
• 2:24:19
  Speaker 1: I saw that on Acid by myself when it came
• 2:24:21
  Speaker 1: out in the movie theater. And I was blown the
• 2:24:24
  Speaker 1: fuck away by this movie.
• 2:24:26
  Speaker 2: What was he ranting about at the end?
• 2:24:28
  Speaker 1: Do you remember? I don't remember. He was just ranting
• 2:24:30
  Speaker 1: in a car over a megaphone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:24:33
  Speaker 2: I wonder if his rant is relevant today. We haven't
• 2:24:36
  Speaker 2: listened to it in a while, but I bet if
• 2:24:38
  Speaker 2: you listen to his rant.
• 2:24:41
  Speaker 1: Don't talk about politics or religion. This is all the.
• 2:24:44
  Speaker 6: Involvement of enemy propaganda rolling across the picket line.
• 2:24:48
  Speaker 1: Lay down, G.I. Lay down, G.I. We saw it all
• 2:24:51
  Speaker 1: through the 20th century.
• 2:24:52
  Speaker 6: And now in the 21st century, it's time to stand
• 2:24:55
  Speaker 6: up and realize that we should not allow ourselves to
• 2:24:57
  Speaker 6: be crammed into this rat maze. We should not submit
• 2:25:00
  Speaker 6: to dehumanization. I don't know about you, but I'm concerned
• 2:25:04
  Speaker 6: with what's happening in this world.
• 2:25:05
  Speaker 1: I'm concerned with the structure.
• 2:25:07
  Speaker 6: I'm concerned with the systems of control, those that control
• 2:25:10
  Speaker 6: my life and those that seek to control it even more.
• 2:25:13
  Speaker 1: I want freedom. That's what I want, and that's what
• 2:25:16
  Speaker 1: you should want.
• 2:25:18
  Speaker 6: It's up to each and every one of us to
• 2:25:19
  Speaker 6: turn loose of just some of the greed, the hatred,
• 2:25:22
  Speaker 6: the envy, and yes, the insecurities, because that is the
• 2:25:25
  Speaker 6: central mode of control. Make us feel pathetic, small, so
• 2:25:28
  Speaker 6: we'll willingly give up our sovereignty, our liberty, our destiny.
• 2:25:33
  Speaker 1: We have got to realize that we're.
• 2:25:35
  Speaker 2: Being conditioned on a mass scale.
• 2:25:38
  Speaker 6: Start challenging this corporate slave state. The 21st century is
• 2:25:42
  Speaker 6: going to be a new century, not the century of slavery,
• 2:25:45
  Speaker 6: not the century of lies and issues of.
• 2:25:47
  Speaker 1: No significance and classism and statism and all the rest
• 2:25:50
  Speaker 1: of the modes of control.
• 2:25:52
  Speaker 6: It's going to be the age of humankind standing up
• 2:25:55
  Speaker 6: for something pure and something right. What a bunch of garbage, liberal, Democrat, conservative, Republican.
• 2:26:01
  Speaker 1: It's all there to control you, two sides of.
• 2:26:03
  Speaker 2: The same coin.
• 2:26:04
  Speaker 6: Two management teams getting for control the CEO job.
• 2:26:08
  Speaker 1: Of Slavery Incorporated.
• 2:26:10
  Speaker 6: The truth is out there in front of you, but
• 2:26:12
  Speaker 6: they lay off this buffet of lies.
• 2:26:14
  Speaker 1: I'm sick of it, and I'm not going to take
• 2:26:16
  Speaker 1: a bite out of it. Do you got me? I'm
• 2:26:19
  Speaker 1: pumped on this right now.
• 2:26:21
  Speaker 2: That sounds like Antifa.
• 2:26:24
  Speaker 1: Right? That doesn't sound right-wing at all. It doesn't sound
• 2:26:26
  Speaker 1: like a right-winger at all, yeah. At all.
• 2:26:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, everything he's saying is true.
• 2:26:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's what it's not. So he's all red in
• 2:26:32
  Speaker 1: the face now. It was a great rant. Richard Linklater, right,
• 2:26:36
  Speaker 1: made this? Yeah, yeah. This was a- Fun movie. That's
• 2:26:39
  Speaker 1: like 90s, right? Was it 90s? No, no, no, because
• 2:26:41
  Speaker 1: I was already doing drugs. No, it had to be 2000s.
• 2:26:43
  Speaker 1: If I had to guess, 2002. 2001?
• 2:26:45
  Speaker 5: October 2001.
• 2:26:47
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 2:26:47
  Speaker 1: I only started smoking weed when I was 17, and
• 2:26:49
  Speaker 1: then I started experimenting with hallucinogens in those first few
• 2:26:53
  Speaker 1: years of college. Just taking acid by yourself, watching that movie,
• 2:26:57
  Speaker 1: being like blown away. The animation was so cool. It
• 2:27:00
  Speaker 1: was just shaky. Yeah.
• 2:27:03
  Speaker 2: So you saw that thing that I had to do
• 2:27:04
  Speaker 2: at the White House the other day.
• 2:27:05
  Speaker 1: I did see it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. People are pissed.
• 2:27:08
  Speaker 1: Who's pissed? I don't know. People online. What? Because I
• 2:27:10
  Speaker 1: was at the White House? Yeah, they're like, yo, Joe,
• 2:27:12
  Speaker 1: you can't be at the fucking White House, Joe. You
• 2:27:14
  Speaker 1: said you were fucking politically... Homeless. I am.
• 2:27:17
  Speaker 2: He joked about it. He called me a liberal during
• 2:27:20
  Speaker 2: the whole thing. He's like, Joe, he's very liberal.
• 2:27:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, I saw another... What did he... The other thing,
• 2:27:25
  Speaker 1: the big conspiracy theory is that Trump is mad at
• 2:27:27
  Speaker 1: you and he came up to the UFC and he was...
• 2:27:30
  Speaker 1: he was talking shit to you?
• 2:27:31
  Speaker 2: No, it was the opposite.
• 2:27:32
  Speaker 1: That video came out and it was like, look, Trump's
• 2:27:34
  Speaker 1: fucking Joe Rogan getting embarrassed by Trump at the fucking
• 2:27:37
  Speaker 1: UFC event.
• 2:27:37
  Speaker 2: It was literally the opposite. I texted him on Friday
• 2:27:41
  Speaker 2: about Ibogaine and I was telling him how there's all
• 2:27:45
  Speaker 2: these vets. This is the one the vets use. So
• 2:27:49
  Speaker 2: they've had to go to Mexico to get this. So
• 2:27:51
  Speaker 2: I've had these two different podcasts with Brian Hubbard and
• 2:27:54
  Speaker 2: Rick Perry. Rick Perry was the governor of Texas. And
• 2:27:57
  Speaker 2: they talked about Ibogaine. And Brian Hubbard was relaying his
• 2:28:01
  Speaker 2: story about how Ibogaine saved him from addiction and fixed
• 2:28:05
  Speaker 2: his brain. And then they had all these other stories
• 2:28:08
  Speaker 2: of all these other veterans and all these different people
• 2:28:10
  Speaker 2: that had PTSD and opiate addiction. I know a lot
• 2:28:15
  Speaker 2: of people have gone down there to do it. First,
• 2:28:17
  Speaker 2: I found out about it from my friend Ed Clay,
• 2:28:19
  Speaker 2: who runs a CPI. He's one of the guys that
• 2:28:21
  Speaker 2: runs the Cellular Performance Institute in Tijuana that the UFC
• 2:28:25
  Speaker 2: uses for stem cells.
• 2:28:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:28:26
  Speaker 2: He had a pill problem and he went down there
• 2:28:29
  Speaker 2: and did it and then opened up his own retreat
• 2:28:31
  Speaker 2: down there because it was so potent, because it worked
• 2:28:33
  Speaker 2: so well.
• 2:28:34
  Speaker 1: I know so many people. What is the compound, though?
• 2:28:37
  Speaker 2: It's called ibogaine.
• 2:28:38
  Speaker 1: Synthetic, like acid? No, no, no.
• 2:28:40
  Speaker 2: It's from a plant. It's from the aboga tree. And
• 2:28:43
  Speaker 2: this one thing that they do is not recreational. It's
• 2:28:49
  Speaker 2: supposed to be a horrible experience. You shit yourself, you
• 2:28:52
  Speaker 2: throw up, and you have this very weird experience. experience
• 2:28:55
  Speaker 2: where it goes over your entire life and shows you
• 2:28:58
  Speaker 2: like in every detail why you're like this and why
• 2:29:00
  Speaker 2: you do this and what you're and It also horrible
• 2:29:03
  Speaker 2: shuts off withdrawals in addiction on a lot of people
• 2:29:07
  Speaker 2: It's like really effective really but for a lot of
• 2:29:10
  Speaker 2: these guys with PTSD was the only thing that fucking
• 2:29:12
  Speaker 2: helped them and for the longest time they've had to
• 2:29:14
  Speaker 2: go to Mexico or to other countries and it's really
• 2:29:17
  Speaker 2: expensive and so they formed the Texas Ibogaine initiative and
• 2:29:24
  Speaker 2: Is it Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick?
• 2:29:26
  Speaker 1: Is that what his title is?
• 2:29:28
  Speaker 2: So he dedicated $ 100 million to it. And so now
• 2:29:31
  Speaker 2: they're going to start doing it with people like soldiers
• 2:29:34
  Speaker 2: and police officers and different people with PTSD and, you know,
• 2:29:39
  Speaker 2: just people with just general depression. And all sorts of addictions,
• 2:29:43
  Speaker 2: not just like opiates, but alcohol, gambling, all sorts of shit.
• 2:29:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I told him about it.
• 2:29:49
  Speaker 2: Have you ever done it?
• 2:29:50
  Speaker 4: No.
• 2:29:51
  Speaker 2: No, but I had these guys on the podcast, and
• 2:29:53
  Speaker 2: I know so many people that have done it, particularly
• 2:29:55
  Speaker 2: soldiers that have done it, and people with opiate, like
• 2:29:58
  Speaker 2: my friend Ed. And I said, I told him about it.
• 2:30:01
  Speaker 2: I said how effective it is, and I said, you know,
• 2:30:04
  Speaker 2: and it's been held up for so long. And he said,
• 2:30:07
  Speaker 2: what are you looking for? Are you looking for FDA approval?
• 2:30:09
  Speaker 2: He goes, it sounds good to me. He said, let's
• 2:30:11
  Speaker 2: do it. And so literally sees me at the UFC
• 2:30:14
  Speaker 2: the next day, shakes my hand and says.
• 2:30:15
  Speaker 1: It's done.
• 2:30:16
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 2:30:17
  Speaker 2: That's what he was saying.
• 2:30:18
  Speaker 1: That's so funny.
• 2:30:18
  Speaker 2: I was like, I said, thank you, sir. It wasn't
• 2:30:20
  Speaker 2: like he was mad at me at all.
• 2:30:21
  Speaker 1: People jump on these like conclusions like. Well, that's okay.
• 2:30:25
  Speaker 2: You know, you're allowed to, but this is the truth. That's,
• 2:30:27
  Speaker 2: that's exactly what happened. He came to me and he said,
• 2:30:29
  Speaker 2: it's done. We're going to take care of it. This
• 2:30:30
  Speaker 2: is a good thing. It's a good thing for the soldiers.
• 2:30:32
  Speaker 1: Good thing for everybody.
• 2:30:33
  Speaker 2: And then he had the press conference the next week.
• 2:30:36
  Speaker 2: But why would anybody be?
• 2:30:37
  Speaker 1: It's so funny. So like how they just. choose to
• 2:30:39
  Speaker 1: be against things, even good things. It's unquestionably a really
• 2:30:43
  Speaker 1: good thing.
• 2:30:44
  Speaker 2: That one is a really good thing for everybody because
• 2:30:46
  Speaker 2: addiction is a huge problem and Ibogaine is one of
• 2:30:49
  Speaker 2: the most effective treatments for addiction that they've ever found.
• 2:30:52
  Speaker 2: Another one that's really good for addiction is psilocybin. They're
• 2:30:55
  Speaker 2: going to study that as well and hopefully fast track
• 2:30:57
  Speaker 2: that as well. That's part of this bill. This bill
• 2:31:00
  Speaker 2: is all about this executive order. This executive order is
• 2:31:04
  Speaker 2: all about psychedelic treatments for people with depression and mental
• 2:31:07
  Speaker 2: health disorders, and it's all to reclassify this stuff. And
• 2:31:11
  Speaker 2: this is one of the things that I said, and
• 2:31:13
  Speaker 2: this is why it was important for me to not
• 2:31:15
  Speaker 2: just be there, but to say this, that these drugs
• 2:31:19
  Speaker 2: are not illegal because they're harmful. Alcohol is harmful, it's legal.
• 2:31:22
  Speaker 2: Oxycodone is harmful, it's legal. They're illegal because of the
• 2:31:28
  Speaker 2: 1970s Controlled Substances Act. This is by the Nixon administration.
• 2:31:32
  Speaker 2: This is just, they wanted to silence the anti-war people
• 2:31:34
  Speaker 2: and the civil rights people.
• 2:31:35
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 2:31:36
  Speaker 2: So they said, what are these people doing? Well, they're
• 2:31:37
  Speaker 2: doing acid. They're taking mushrooms. They're doing this. They're doing that.
• 2:31:41
  Speaker 2: I said, make all that shit illegal as fuck. Make
• 2:31:44
  Speaker 2: it the most illegal. So they put it all in
• 2:31:46
  Speaker 2: a schedule one, which means it has no medicinal benefit.
• 2:31:50
  Speaker 2: And I was telling them, I'm like, it has benefit.
• 2:31:52
  Speaker 2: Not only does it have benefit, it could save lives.
• 2:31:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I get terrified of psychedelics at this point. I
• 2:32:00
  Speaker 1: used to love them, but I just, I mean, every
• 2:32:03
  Speaker 1: time if I take mushrooms, acid, doesn't matter what it is.
• 2:32:06
  Speaker 1: there will be an hour where I'm crying talking to
• 2:32:08
  Speaker 1: God and thinking about my mother. Every time.
• 2:32:13
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's what you need in your life.
• 2:32:14
  Speaker 1: Maybe. I don't know, dude. Sometimes I can just push
• 2:32:16
  Speaker 1: it down.
• 2:32:16
  Speaker 2: I think it should be regulated in the sense that
• 2:32:19
  Speaker 2: I think we should understand it better, make sure it's pure,
• 2:32:23
  Speaker 2: and make sure that it's administered by people who know
• 2:32:25
  Speaker 2: what they're doing. And that's what they're doing at places
• 2:32:28
  Speaker 2: like Beyond, which is in Mexico. People are going down
• 2:32:31
  Speaker 2: there and having these Ibogaine sessions. But they're also doing
• 2:32:35
  Speaker 2: it where they're strapped up to heart monitors. They're very careful.
• 2:32:38
  Speaker 2: You can't do it if you have a bad heart
• 2:32:40
  Speaker 2: because apparently it's really rough. Apparently it's not fun at all. Again,
• 2:32:44
  Speaker 2: I haven't done it. But the people that I know
• 2:32:46
  Speaker 2: that have done it, it's rescued them.
• 2:32:47
  Speaker 1: Dude, let's microdose some Ibogaine.
• 2:32:49
  Speaker 2: I don't think you can microdose. I think you got
• 2:32:52
  Speaker 2: to meet the devil, cocksucker. Like Joey Diaz always says,
• 2:32:54
  Speaker 2: what the fuck are you doing with that microdose? I'm
• 2:32:56
  Speaker 2: trying to meet the devil.
• 2:32:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when I was younger, I was like, dude, I
• 2:32:59
  Speaker 1: would love to go on like a peyote retreat. But
• 2:33:01
  Speaker 1: you hear the same thing. It's like you vomit and
• 2:33:03
  Speaker 1: you spend fucking, you know, you have to have a
• 2:33:05
  Speaker 1: special shaman like walk you through it and guide it.
• 2:33:07
  Speaker 1: And they pat your head with a wet towel.
• 2:33:10
  Speaker 2: Peyote is mescaline. And I had a buddy of mine
• 2:33:12
  Speaker 2: who did mescaline in New York City. He said he
• 2:33:15
  Speaker 2: could hear people talking in another building. He goes, he
• 2:33:18
  Speaker 2: was watching them through the window. They were far away
• 2:33:20
  Speaker 2: and he could hear them talking in his head. I
• 2:33:23
  Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck, dude?
• 2:33:25
  Speaker 1: I bet you he couldn't hear what they were saying.
• 2:33:26
  Speaker 1: I bet he could. I bet he was making up
• 2:33:27
  Speaker 1: their words.
• 2:33:29
  Speaker 2: I think he tapped in. I think he tapped in
• 2:33:32
  Speaker 2: to the quantum field. And he was inside their head.
• 2:33:37
  Speaker 2: Like the alien technology, just instantaneous transport. It doesn't have
• 2:33:40
  Speaker 2: to go through sound. You can just pick up on
• 2:33:42
  Speaker 2: the frequency of their thoughts.
• 2:33:44
  Speaker 1: All drugs would be legal. Whatever. It's your body. Exactly.
• 2:33:47
  Speaker 2: If alcohol is legal, and I think it should be,
• 2:33:51
  Speaker 2: it's one of the worst ones for you. If that
• 2:33:52
  Speaker 2: shit's legal, how many people every.
• 2:33:55
  Speaker 1: Year— He was like, alcohol is worse than cocaine. It
• 2:33:58
  Speaker 1: was a quote a couple years ago. He did say that. Oh, no,
• 2:34:02
  Speaker 1: it was Hunter Biden. It was Hunter Biden. I think
• 2:34:04
  Speaker 1: it's actually true.
• 2:34:05
  Speaker 2: I think it is true.
• 2:34:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:34:06
  Speaker 2: I think actual real cocaine in terms of like the
• 2:34:09
  Speaker 2: actual like from the coca tree.
• 2:34:10
  Speaker 1: The disco shit.
• 2:34:11
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what's definitely better for you is coca leaves.
• 2:34:15
  Speaker 2: Those people that live in like the Alps.
• 2:34:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, and they just chew on them?
• 2:34:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they chew on coca leaves. That's like in like
• 2:34:21
  Speaker 2: high mountainous areas, high altitude herders, they chew coca leaves.
• 2:34:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:34:26
  Speaker 1: They love that shit.
• 2:34:27
  Speaker 5: I'm sure.
• 2:34:27
  Speaker 2: It's supposed to be really good. It's supposed to be
• 2:34:29
  Speaker 2: like great coffee.
• 2:34:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. For real.
• 2:34:31
  Speaker 2: It's like not supposed to be like you're on Coke.
• 2:34:33
  Speaker 2: It's supposed to be like you feel energized and stimulated.
• 2:34:37
  Speaker 2: And it's not bad for it, but it fucks your
• 2:34:39
  Speaker 2: teeth up.
• 2:34:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure.
• 2:34:41
  Speaker 2: You get these dudes with these rotten cocaine chew teeth.
• 2:34:44
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen it? No, I haven't.
• 2:34:46
  Speaker 2: Find me some coca leaf teeth pictures.
• 2:34:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:34:50
  Speaker 2: Ask perplexity about this condition and why. Why do people
• 2:34:53
  Speaker 2: get coca leaf teeth?
• 2:34:55
  Speaker 1: Face.
• 2:34:58
  Speaker 2: Because it does. It rots your teeth the way it
• 2:35:00
  Speaker 2: looks like.
• 2:35:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure.
• 2:35:01
  Speaker 2: But that should be legal, too. Just brush your fucking teeth.
• 2:35:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:35:04
  Speaker 2: Maybe not, though. Maybe it eats your teeth. Because you've
• 2:35:06
  Speaker 2: got to think about it. If you can make cocaine
• 2:35:07
  Speaker 2: out of it, what kind of acid stuff is in
• 2:35:09
  Speaker 2: that leaves?
• 2:35:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just a leaf, right?
• 2:35:12
  Speaker 3: Something else is coming up.
• 2:35:14
  Speaker 2: Oh!
• 2:35:14
  Speaker 3: That's betel nuts or something.
• 2:35:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 2:35:17
  Speaker 2: Betel nuts?
• 2:35:18
  Speaker 1: What is a betel nut?
• 2:35:21
  Speaker 2: So it doesn't fuck them up from coca leaves?
• 2:35:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, even better.
• 2:35:25
  Speaker 2: Bolivia legalizes chewing it. Click on that link. NBC News
• 2:35:29
  Speaker 2: to the right of that.
• 2:35:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Look at that.
• 2:35:31
  Speaker 2: Bolivia legalizes chewing and ingesting coca leaves.
• 2:35:35
  Speaker 1: Bolivia wins. They're ahead of us.
• 2:35:38
  Speaker 2: They win. The real problem with it is fentanyl and
• 2:35:43
  Speaker 2: the fact that you have to get it from a
• 2:35:45
  Speaker 2: fucking coke dealer.
• 2:35:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Those are the real problems. Having to talk to
• 2:35:47
  Speaker 1: a Coke dealer is actually the worst part of the
• 2:35:49
  Speaker 1: entire process.
• 2:35:50
  Speaker 2: Pope plans to chew coca leaves during Bolivia visit. Jesus Christ,
• 2:35:53
  Speaker 2: the Pope's dead now. They killed him because he wanted
• 2:35:55
  Speaker 2: to chew the coca leaves. That's a 2015 article. That's wild, dude.
• 2:36:01
  Speaker 2: Because it is weird. I mean, is cocaine worse than alcohol?
• 2:36:05
  Speaker 2: Because if it's not, why is alcohol the one that's legal?
• 2:36:09
  Speaker 3: It says he specifically requested to chew it.
• 2:36:14
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 2:36:15
  Speaker 1: What a freak. Yeah.
• 2:36:17
  Speaker 2: Duncan Trussell has a great joke about Adderall.
• 2:36:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah?
• 2:36:20
  Speaker 2: He goes, Adderall's like, someone did cocaine and went, I
• 2:36:24
  Speaker 2: can fix this.
• 2:36:26
  Speaker 1: That's a great joke.
• 2:36:31
  Speaker 2: I think, I mean, I've never done Adderall either for
• 2:36:33
  Speaker 2: the same reason that I've never done coke.
• 2:36:35
  Speaker 1: Like, fuck.
• 2:36:37
  Speaker 2: It just seems too good. Seems like it gets you
• 2:36:39
  Speaker 2: too jazzed up.
• 2:36:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, I had like debilitating, I still have debilitating ADHD.
• 2:36:44
  Speaker 1: I haven't done Adderall in, What does that mean, though?
• 2:36:49
  Speaker 1: So I get anxiety if I look at my mail
• 2:36:53
  Speaker 1: on my kitchen counter. Right now there's a pile this
• 2:36:55
  Speaker 1: high of mail. If I look at it, I feel
• 2:36:58
  Speaker 1: like a cripple. Because you're not doing the work. You're
• 2:37:00
  Speaker 1: not going through your mail. It's just a crippling depression,
• 2:37:03
  Speaker 1: it feels like. If I have to do my taxes,
• 2:37:06
  Speaker 1: I have a business manager that does all this shit,
• 2:37:07
  Speaker 1: but when I had to do it myself, it would
• 2:37:10
  Speaker 1: cripple me. I would feel like I've had depression issues
• 2:37:12
  Speaker 1: back in the day. I felt like depression, I felt
• 2:37:15
  Speaker 1: like I wanna lie down. Literally, when I just look
• 2:37:16
  Speaker 1: at the mail on my counter, they call it ADHD paralysis,
• 2:37:20
  Speaker 1: where there's things that you don't like to do and
• 2:37:22
  Speaker 1: the tedious little tasks.
• 2:37:23
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:37:24
  Speaker 1: Um, that it, it feels like re like schoolwork was
• 2:37:27
  Speaker 1: like really bad for me. That was a really, really hard.
• 2:37:30
  Speaker 2: But on the flip side, if there's something that you
• 2:37:32
  Speaker 2: really love, do you have a lot of attention to it?
• 2:37:35
  Speaker 1: A lot of energy. I dive in to like, I
• 2:37:38
  Speaker 1: obsess over it. So like, I, I love the things
• 2:37:41
  Speaker 1: that I do. I love work. Like I really love
• 2:37:42
  Speaker 1: what I do for a living. I do a bunch
• 2:37:44
  Speaker 1: of things really, but, Like, I love work. I love
• 2:37:47
  Speaker 1: getting on business meetings. I love taking a phone call.
• 2:37:49
  Speaker 1: I love, you know, I love writing jokes. I love
• 2:37:51
  Speaker 1: going on the road. So the things that I love
• 2:37:53
  Speaker 1: to do, I dive completely into and I just sort of.
• 2:37:55
  Speaker 2: See, that's where it's stupid to me that that's a disease.
• 2:37:59
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 2:37:59
  Speaker 1: That seems like you're allergic to boring shit.
• 2:38:03
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's a disease. I think modern society
• 2:38:05
  Speaker 2: has got people convinced that's a disease.
• 2:38:07
  Speaker 1: I think that there are. Yes. I think most people
• 2:38:09
  Speaker 1: don't want to fold their laundry. I think most people
• 2:38:12
  Speaker 1: don't want to do their taxes or go through their mail.
• 2:38:15
  Speaker 1: But for me, it hits me in a way where
• 2:38:18
  Speaker 1: I feel a physical recoil. You're allergic to boring shit.
• 2:38:22
  Speaker 2: I'm allergic to boring shit. I don't think it's a
• 2:38:24
  Speaker 2: bad thing at all. I think they've got you tricked.
• 2:38:27
  Speaker 2: They've got all of us tricked. Everybody that I know,
• 2:38:30
  Speaker 2: and me included, that probably has ADHD, or if I
• 2:38:33
  Speaker 2: think I can go to a doctor, they'd figure out
• 2:38:35
  Speaker 2: there's something wrong with me. They'd say there's something wrong
• 2:38:37
  Speaker 2: with you. you could have got on pills when you
• 2:38:39
  Speaker 2: were a kid and it would have ruined all of it.
• 2:38:40
  Speaker 2: It would have fucked up that weird gift that you
• 2:38:43
  Speaker 2: have where you can lock in. So what's the flip
• 2:38:45
  Speaker 2: side of that weird gift? The other thing doesn't seem important.
• 2:38:48
  Speaker 2: Other shit is boring, but you have way more energy for.
• 2:38:51
  Speaker 1: The thing that's exciting.
• 2:38:53
  Speaker 2: It's a superpower, dude.
• 2:38:54
  Speaker 1: It's a great point. And by the way, I've said
• 2:38:56
  Speaker 1: that specifically, that my ADHD is a superpower in certain regards.
• 2:38:59
  Speaker 1: The fact that I could get so locked in on
• 2:39:01
  Speaker 1: the things that I really, really want to do. But
• 2:39:03
  Speaker 1: I've never really considered the fact that like, It's making
• 2:39:05
  Speaker 1: me avoid doing the things that just are fucking tedious, whatever.
• 2:39:10
  Speaker 1: And by the way, I figured it out. I still
• 2:39:12
  Speaker 1: went down the path. I'm 44 years old. I get
• 2:39:14
  Speaker 1: my shit done. The laundry gets folded. The taxes get done. Yeah,
• 2:39:17
  Speaker 1: it's just boring.
• 2:39:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:39:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's discipline. Discipline technique.
• 2:39:21
  Speaker 5: That's all I was going to say. The discipline part
• 2:39:23
  Speaker 5: is like some people can't.
• 2:39:24
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 2:39:25
  Speaker 5: Or, like, how does it get done?
• 2:39:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, I was, like, a really bad student. Like,
• 2:39:29
  Speaker 1: I just, skin in my teeth, graduated. I understand.
• 2:39:33
  Speaker 2: But the idea that this gift that you have is
• 2:39:35
  Speaker 2: what doesn't get concentrated on. The gift is you have
• 2:39:39
  Speaker 2: an extraordinary amount of energy that you can devote to
• 2:39:41
  Speaker 2: something you really love. Most people wish they had that.
• 2:39:45
  Speaker 2: That's the gift. The flip side of it, of course,
• 2:39:49
  Speaker 2: the other things aren't even remotely interesting because you need
• 2:39:52
  Speaker 2: to be stimulated in order to give something all of
• 2:39:54
  Speaker 2: your attention. Some people could just drone on and drone on,
• 2:39:58
  Speaker 2: and they don't have ADHD. That's not good.
• 2:40:01
  Speaker 1: I think ADHD is good for you. It made growing
• 2:40:04
  Speaker 1: up pretty tough. Because you get called a bad kid.
• 2:40:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't get good grades.
• 2:40:14
  Speaker 2: I'm a millionaire, and I had bad grades when I
• 2:40:16
  Speaker 2: was 12.
• 2:40:19
  Speaker 1: You're right. You're not wrong. No. Come on, Jock. I
• 2:40:22
  Speaker 1: know I'm right. You're right.
• 2:40:23
  Speaker 2: All right, let's wrap this bitch up.
• 2:40:25
  Speaker 1: I got to get out of here.
• 2:40:26
  Speaker 2: So Gas Digital, what else?
• 2:40:29
  Speaker 1: Tell everybody. Skank Fest. Skank Fest. On sale today. Oh, shit.
• 2:40:33
  Speaker 4: 420.
• 2:40:33
  Speaker 2: What a good time to sell.
• 2:40:34
  Speaker 1: Is it 421?
• 2:40:35
  Speaker 2: Are they on sale today or tomorrow? They're on sale today.
• 2:40:38
  Speaker 1: Right now. Yes, this comes out tomorrow. So yesterday they
• 2:40:40
  Speaker 1: went on sale.
• 2:40:40
  Speaker 2: We should have done this podcast yesterday because those tickets
• 2:40:43
  Speaker 2: go quick.
• 2:40:43
  Speaker 1: They go fast. So the all-access passes, if I had
• 2:40:45
  Speaker 1: to guess, are pretty close to sold out, but you
• 2:40:47
  Speaker 1: can still get single-day passes.
• 2:40:48
  Speaker 2: Well, I bet the skankers already know. What do you
• 2:40:49
  Speaker 2: call your people?
• 2:40:50
  Speaker 1: Skanks. Skanks? The skanks already know. Yeah, we got a
• 2:40:53
  Speaker 1: big lineup this year.
• 2:40:54
  Speaker 2: That's amazing, dude. Congratulations on all this, because every comic
• 2:40:58
  Speaker 2: always agrees that it is absolutely the best festival. They
• 2:41:01
  Speaker 2: fucking love it. They love the vibe. They love how
• 2:41:04
  Speaker 2: much effort and time you guys put into it.
• 2:41:07
  Speaker 1: It's awesome, dude. Congratulations. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Yeah,
• 2:41:09
  Speaker 1: but it's going to be, you should come one day, Joe.
• 2:41:12
  Speaker 1: I will come one day. Skankfest.com? Skankfest.com, and yeah, get
• 2:41:16
  Speaker 1: those tickets. Shane's going to be there, Mark Norman, Eric Andre.
• 2:41:19
  Speaker 2: You?
• 2:41:19
  Speaker 1: Sounds great. I mean, 170 comics. Everybody loves it.
• 2:41:22
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 2:41:23
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Ciao. It was fun. Thank you. All right. Bye, everybody.