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Episode 200: The Bicentennial · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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Let's redo it Do. You want to redo it.
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Just do start at the top. What a dude.
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What a dude. All right, here we go.
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Everybody see if I can muster it again. 5432.
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What it do, what it do, what it do?
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It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am
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I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
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old man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
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What episode is it #200 Oh what a ride, motherfuckers.
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Yeah, 200 episodes in this bitch.
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I've been talking about talks in the day one drop every week.
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Another time I made the Internet pop from therapy questions for
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strippers in the spot. If you ain't laughing now then
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you're probably just about we knew what it is.
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We true to this? Still talking shit with fluency
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but torrent rings like championship.
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Sorry man, like I don't know sometimes it'll I have so much
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shit plugged up to this like mega ring that I've built.
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No like accident homie. I know dog, a little milk of
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Magnesia, a little Activia. Oh, oh, like you remember in
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Don't be a Menace when he's like, oh, my milk of Magnesia.
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The guy who's like, he's like, he's like African dude, but he's
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like always into like like translucent white chicks.
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Yeah, he's with the Super Pro African, but yeah, he's.
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He's like, he's like Nation of Islam.
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Yeah, Oh yeah, now sometimes I don't know, just the mic, the
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mic soul be bouncy or my camera will be jumpy like it always
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does some sort of shit. But like I said, I mean I've
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got. I like a bouncy mic.
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OK, heard it here first straight up.
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If it don't bounce, it's not a hit.
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True. It's like, it's like having Nate
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Dogg. On the track, Yeah.
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Nate Dogg. If Nate Dogg's on the track, you
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know it's a hit. If it ain't got that bounce, If
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it ain't for me, Stripper bounce anthems.
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Hollech Boy hashtag. Side note, I have been in love
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with the fact that Juicy J is just back into making like
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stupid ratchet music. Not that he ever stopped, but
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now we're having that like that resurgence where he's just
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saying like the easiest, cheesiest, dumbest bars, but for
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some reason it's fire. Yeah, of like I went through AI,
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went through a phase like I was like Pat Riley, like Juicy J,
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Big Frida, like mash up, like that kind of style.
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Yeah. Yeah, I put out a few anthems
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like that. He's just got some songs are
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just so stupid but good. I'm just back into it, you know,
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pulling up to like Lowe's or something.
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That's. Where we are as a society, just
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you don't want somebody to challenge you, you know, you
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just want, you want a vibe. I ain't Ricky Smiley.
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I'm just like, well, you really Ricky Smiley, bro, you drop
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that. I love it.
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Geeked up playing Xbox all day. No, I mean you're doing good
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though. How's life treating ya?
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Pat's backwards. Yeah, usually is.
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And I mean the people I can't. This is the money maker you know
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on Youtubes. Youtubes, the Youtubes.
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He's talking like a grandpa now. I'm going to.
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I was watching a tutorial on the Youtubes about how to make my
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own canoe out of sticks in the yard.
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I think I'm going to do it and I'm going to sail away.
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Why don't you love me? It's a grandpa.
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Stop. Sit down.
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Please, we love you. That's where we're at.
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You're going to drown. You're going to almost drown
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again in the lake. Don't make a fucking canoe,
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grandpa. Well, that's good.
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I'm glad you're doing good. It's been windy as hell back
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here, but I'm pretty stoked. Fence I've been getting done is
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almost done. I got a gate.
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It's like a Civil War gate. I feel like it's like battle.
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Is there a secret knock to get through the gate without any
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hassle? Maybe.
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Or is that, is that a security breach?
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Is that? It might be a secret, but it
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could be like a secret handshake.
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But is that you know? That's what I'm saying.
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Well, it could be. A mounted a massive eagle's flag
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and put it on my house. It's huge.
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It's awesome. Everybody's got American flags
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on my street for the most part. I put up a massive Eagles flag.
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Some would say the most American of flags.
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So right now I have that up with a big bright as fuck green
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light. Kelly green light since that
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birds won last night. Shout out Birds, for that is an
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American football team from the city of Philadelphia for our
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listeners. Oh, there we go, Justin.
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Sorry, I'm doing better. Yeah, schmuck, but.
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Just like to provide context for the audience.
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No, but side note, so I went, it was it was cool.
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There's a little block party thing.
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This neighborhood's like pretty trippy.
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It's cool, but there's a lot of you can tell it hasn't changed a
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lot And there was like kind of confirmed everybody's really
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nice, but it was definitely just an interesting mixture.
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Charlie Koch, Charlie Kirk poster was up, which is fine.
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It was just kind of a weird place.
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I brought a bunch of pizzas. It was pretty lit.
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Everybody loved it. But there I've met this guy
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who's on my street. He's crazy dude.
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He's like a retired cop slash horse dealer.
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So maybe this is how we get into the horse steaming game.
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He might, he might be. The right this is this is our
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destiny that we manifested for y'all that don't know Joseph and
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I know this is episode 200 probably for at least 100
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episodes and you. Reach a level of rich.
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Right, Well, like we want to get into the horse semen well
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because. That's a game you have.
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To be you have to be rich to get into it, but once you get into
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it, you get rich. Horse semen is not a poor man's
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game. This is not rich man, this is
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rich man, richer man. Well, they will.
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They will spot you out in the crowd.
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That's right. But but I mean, if you can get
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that three and clean technique down, you know there are stories
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of poor men becoming. The legend of the stable boy
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turned seaman salesman, that's. Turned turned Jerkmaster.
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Yeah, it's possible. I mean, but yeah, you have to
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reach a certain level of wealth to barter, barter and trade in
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the semen of animals. So like that's the point I was
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making. Like I got like, you want a
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hippo? I got like hippo semen, but
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that's wild. But I don't know how much that
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is a vial and not going to be cheap and it's not going to be
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successful. I mean, I feel like that when it
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comes to that, there's other things you could barter and
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trade. Like you could just trade horses
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cause at least you'd have a couple chances to maybe get, but
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I don't know how many, like how many attempts per vial you get
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to get like to have this crazy racehorse, you know?
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But it's all about, oh, this horse ran a bunch of races and
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run one, now I need to get its bodily fluids to create more
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like it. But that's why it comes down to
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the technique. You got to catch all of the, you
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know, semen to have your best odds.
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And it's just like, just like in horse racing, there's odds.
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Just like with the semen game, there's odds.
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That's just crazy to me. That's just wild.
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But to be, it's a gross way to think about it.
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But they do that. They'll be like, oh, we just,
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you know, paid them 1/4 of $1,000,000.
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I'm like, what? You're telling me I just got to
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get a horse that's fast and race everybody and prove I do it?
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Right now, give me a horse for 1/4 million.
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Easy. That's I mean, I don't.
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Care which one it is. If you found the horse, think
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about the profit margin. If you just found a horse that
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ended up being a championship horse that you paid nothing for
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it. You just like had it and you
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owned it for like 3 months. You put a couple grand into like
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keeping it and you're just like I'm just going to race this
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bitch. And then you end up winning a
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bunch like how the return on profit you would make because
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like the first mile you're up like rolling in it.
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Rolling in the semen. It's a comeback next week.
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Picture me rolling in the semen. Like I don't, that's just,
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that's always, that's just the. Weirdest thing to?
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Me, it's the weirdest hobby. Like that's weird.
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Like, oh, we own a, we go on our catamaran.
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We stay in the Hamptons. You know, I I still, we have to
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go by the Derby. We have to go to the Derby so we
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can see who wins, so we can go buy some of that animal shit.
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That's crazy to me. That is because that's what it
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is. That's just like broken down.
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Yeah, it's a, it's a, it's a level of sociopathic behavior
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that you have to get to. In order to get in.
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So weird. That is so weird.
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Welcome to the game dude. Welcome to America.
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That's how you make it. A competitive way of like a, a
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different way. You know, it's not the same,
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it's different, but like owning a bunch of just like a shit ton
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of fur coats and like, oh, this is like my like whole fox with
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paws and everything that I walk around to look bougie and it's
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like kind of grotesque, grotesque to me.
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If you have like a for coat, whatever.
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But people that just go over the top with it, it's like they're
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going, I own a horse, I barter and trade in horse fluids.
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That's so just extreme. And it's we're from Texas and
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California like this is where this this is where in the prime
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markets. Virginia low key Virginia horse
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jizz game. They're coming.
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They're climbing. Clydesdales.
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Ranks. Yeah, they're climbing the
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ranks, dude. There's a lot of Cowboys in
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Virginia, but I don't know, just the whole thing's, just lot.
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Of Democrats. A lot of Democrats in Virginia,
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apparently. So it's so bizarre to me the
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same, but like not that's like people who like actively breed
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dogs all the time. That's always.
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That's kind of weird to me too. Becomes like an identity.
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My dad's best friend who he got into like the T-shirt 100%
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Shingan money laundering scandal, allegedly had a bred
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Airedale showman dogs and that was my dog growing up that he my
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dad got paid $3000 for. Didn't tell my mom.
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And then it later on I thought about it.
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I'm like probably laundering money there too.
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Yeah. Here's here's 3GS for the dog.
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Yeah. You know didn't buy shit, you
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know, or or or or or he washed 10.
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Yeah, on Grove St. You ready to?
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I'm ready for the art or the therapy questions.
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Are you? I don't think you are.
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So therapy question #1 would you rather everyone you meet think
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you're flirting with them or think you're networking with
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them? Networking would be so annoying.
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Like I know the people that that's I feel like that's
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everything that they do constantly all the time.
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That is so obnoxious that that would drive me crazy like it was
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a dude. Flirting would be kind of tight
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and like your flirt game would be like so on point 'cause
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you're doing. It well, they would, they would
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think you are. That doesn't mean that's right.
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So they would just think it so that that would be terrible.
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You might develop a complex. You're like everybody thinks I'm
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hitting on them and I'm not and you're not.
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That is a personality that's kind of enjoyable.
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But they think that that's the case.
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So I'd probably rather that than everybody think I'm just trying
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to like connect and network and like climb the ladder or
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whatever. That would just annoy the shit
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out of me. You'd be cut out of stuff 'cause
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people would be like, oh hold on guys, hey everyone you meet like
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hey, well, just so you know, here's my card.
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I'd love to like no man do. You think you think the key to
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networking is people not. Don't think that you're trying
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to network. It's clandestine.
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Yeah, I mean, if you're if you're good at it, you got.
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You think that you think that's the best networking is when they
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don't realize that you're networking.
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Like why you got to be CIA with it?
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I guess it depends. I used to go to the Chamber of
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Commerce meetings out here in Simi fucking Valley Reagan
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country, right next to the goddamn Reagan Library.
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Like every fucking Friday morning pancake break or yeah,
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pancake breakfast. And just like when I was in the
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copier game, hustling some business solutions which is how
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to pay less money on your print. Dean.
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And some software stuff as well. Yeah, I mean, I think it depends
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on what you're doing. And also it's we're in a
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different era. So networking now is like, oh,
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make sure you follow me on my LinkedIn and then you go follow
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me on blue sky. They're going to have like 1000
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different things that she wants to follow on and make sure, oh,
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like a retweet, yadda yadda. I post this inspirational video.
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So it's become this kind of like almost pop up Addy spammy kind
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of approach. We're back in the day like
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networking would be like, you have no skills, You've never
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done this job and you want to get a job building Peterbilt
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engines in like 1940. And you just show the fuck up at
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Peterbilt every day for like 3 months until the guy's like,
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goddamn it, son, why do you want to work here?
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He blocks her. I just love Peterbilt.
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And I just, my daddy drove 1 and you know, I mean, I might, I
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only got my grade 4, but I really feel like I'm, I'm good
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with gears and clocks and I think I can really apply it.
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And then next thing you know, that guy ends up like being
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like, I'm regional director and he drives some fucking Maybach.
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That doesn't happen anymore. They calls, they call the cops
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on you when you show up on the same property for four weeks in
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a row and they tell you you don't get a job.
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No one goes out there and is like, hey, can I like?
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Well, that that's also kind of like the same thing with like
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how like you ever listen to like how your grandparents courted
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each other, you know, like your granddad like he fucking wrote
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me letters and like walk or showed up at my bus stop for
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like 5 months in a row until like he like I agreed to like go
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on a date with him And like now it'd be called you'd be locked
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up for stalking, you know? Yeah, they'd be like, he showed
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up every day when I was at the bus stop, but on his way to the
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cold man and I was in. I was a sophomore in high school
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and he was 3230. Two, you're dead about 32 in the
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cold. Yeah, that's true.
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Yeah, that's old man's. It's a young man's game.
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I'm 19. I'm getting out.
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Yeah, yeah, it's still inappropriate, but.
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That's for the 12 year olds now it's not for me.
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It's a young man's game, but no. Yeah, they do some weird stuff.
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And then finally it was snowing outside, so I let them take me
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to school, and that's when I became a woman, you know?
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What the hell like. There's 10 kids.
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Like wild stuff and like it somehow it works.
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I'm like you guys have talked to each other half the time, but
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yeah, I would much that networking now looks so
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different. It would be spam Addy.
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You'd be like a meme. You'd be like an MPC man.
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No, see I disagree because I feel like in person networking
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is now more valuable and if you're good at it then than.
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What it is? Well, just anything like being
15:52
able to to have a conversate with somebody in person is more
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and more as older as these Gen. Z people get into the workplace
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and then the Gen. alpha even worse, probably what we get to
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find out. But what I'm saying?
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But what I'm saying. No, I get that.
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But what I'm saying is everybody thinks you're networking.
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So even when. You're there.
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I get that. I get that.
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So. So for me, I take that with the
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negative connotation and the negative negative.
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Well, maybe if you just start hanging out with people who are
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also networking, then they like, take it as like, oh, this guy's
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always. But you're not, so you'll.
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Be like so you you can parlay it into a job.
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No, you could you could go be like a work for some
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pharmaceutical or go, you know, be.
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Able now, now if you're like talking to cops and shit and
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they think that you're flirting with them, like I don't know how
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that goes. Like as long as I mean, as long
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as you just like, I mean, you could just like I said, like,
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you might just be able to get good at it.
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Imagine you like get arrested for like attempted bribery or
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something and you're not. And then they play the body Cam
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footage and everybody in the courtroom, you'd be guilty
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because everybody think you were too.
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They'd be like, Oh my God, you're horrible and do you?
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You'd be like, all I said was like what I did.
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I didn't even say anything. I gave them my license and
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registration. You are a pervert, Sir.
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How dare you? I mean.
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Cut the tape. Cut the tape.
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There's women in this room. I think you would have to adapt
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to where you would get good at it.
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Yeah, you would. You would have to at some point
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you would have to be self aware enough to realize that that's
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the case. And then?
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You need to. Lean into it.
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Yeah, yeah. And then you're just like
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fucking yeah. And then you just have to work
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on your fitness at all times. Like so that's like people cuz
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people don't mind getting like flirted with if it's like you're
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good looking, you know? But but if you're doing if first
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date, the girl just thinks you're networking the entire
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time. Yeah, that's a that's a problem.
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That's what I'm saying. Like those are that.
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Can be, I've had that. I've had that on the dating apps
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where like I'll mention either the podcast or the music or
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something and then like, like they'll be like, so are you just
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trying to get more followers? I'm like, are you fucking
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kidding me? I'm like, I'm like, you know, I
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don't even, I didn't even tell you the name of the podcast
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because like that's like a detriment sometimes, you know,
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depending on what I'm talking about.
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I. Think I told you that I was
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like, you can't. Stop.
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Telling people about it. But then also on the music, it's
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like, yeah, I have like 41 subscribers.
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Like, relax. We're not we good, we good over
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here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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No. And you know, half the time I'd
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be like, but if you want talk, follow me on my Instagram,
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message me there like goofy stuff.
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So whatever, tit for tat. That would be more annoying.
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I think that would be more of a detriment to your personal
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relationships if they thought everybody thought that you were
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networking with them all the time.
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Never didn't matter who it was. Your grandpa would be like, damn
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bro, quit networking. Turn it off.
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Like now if he's like, hey, quit play flirting with me.
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That could be funny but they could also get you in trouble.
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Like yo dude why you always flirting with my wife bro I'm
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not. I just asked her how her day is.
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Going the homie. It's how you said it, dude.
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It's how you said it. The homie poker dealer Brian
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over at the Players club, he's like I've become friends with
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him. He is like pseudo friends with
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Kill Tony and he said that like every time that they would like
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beat up he would like flirt with his wife in front of him.
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Damn I. Was like, what the fuck?
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He's like, I know it's fucked up.
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Talk about triggering. I'd be like, hey dude, what?
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The fuck I know. What are you doing?
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He's like, oh, nothing man. But also that's yeah, that's
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just a douche move, I know #2. Therapy question #2 Would you
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rather get therapy from a chat bot with perfect advice or a
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human who just nods well? Or if it's perfect advice,
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you're probably going to take the chat bot that gives perfect
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advice because then it would give you unbiased.
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Direct information would tell you the best course of action
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for any decision you were going to make or how to approach
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things. So it would be kind of like a
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cheat code. A human that nods while you it
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would. They'd just be agreeing with
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you. So then all you'd be really
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doing is reinforcing your own ideas.
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You wouldn't get any pushback, so there wouldn't be any.
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There would be no checks and balance.
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It would just be like him agreeing with everything.
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That wouldn't help what you're doing right now.
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Yeah, I was hitting you with the head nods.
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Yeah, no, I know. But it's just then you're at
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then we're at the point where we're listening to fucking AI.
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You know, that's the that's the barrier you would have to break
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there. Like I like using AI to help me
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do shit that I wouldn't be able to do without it.
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But to like, get advice, Advice I don't know other than spruce
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up my fucking resume. Hit me with an SEO description
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for the fucking music. See, mine were more subtle, mine
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was more. Subtle well so with the head
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nods, though, like Andrew Callahan Channel 5 news all gas,
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no breaks. He he calls it like the baby nod
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where you're like a toddler and so he just gets like when he's
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interviewing people and if you just like does the nod, it gets
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them to keep going and going. And then once they're like, and
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then once you get like further down, then they'll start telling
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you some crazy shit, you know, So he just keeps it going.
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He's like not agreeing with them, but it just like to them
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it's like comforting. Yeah, there was a good him
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versus 20 conspiracy theorists. Yeah, I saw that.
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And they all got mad by the end of it because they were, he's
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getting along with everybody and they were just openly discussing
21:59
stuff and it wasn't like combative enough.
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No, he's really good at interviewing people and like
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breaking that barrier. It's crazy.
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He has like the, the thing that happened where he, he like took
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mushrooms as a kid, like not like when I was taking mushrooms
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like, you know, like 14/15/16 and it fucked his vision up
22:18
permanently. So now like whenever he's
22:21
looking like his whole vision is like static on like ATV
22:27
permanently for the rest of his life.
22:28
That's what it looks like. What do you mean?
22:30
So like like the Gray static that's like on TV's right back
22:35
in the day, back in the day day, that's like, that's like what he
22:39
sees like in his vision plus like so you can see you.
22:42
But like it's like with static at all times.
22:47
And it happened after a mushroom trip.
22:50
It's like they. Did like, yeah, it's like a
22:52
thing like he did, like I just saw yesterday, he did like a
22:57
couple months ago like a whole hour long show on that
23:01
phenomenon. Everything.
23:05
Sucks. Ecstatic.
23:10
That sucks so bad. Yeah, 'cause you couldn't really
23:14
see people. I mean, he can.
23:17
He's like lives life. But he can't he drive.
23:21
I guess I don't know. What could he's on all grass
23:25
numbers. He was like driving around, or I
23:27
guess he was like. Yeah, he was in.
23:29
They had like the like the Winnebago or whatever, but.
23:34
Didn't know that. Yeah, humidly.
23:36
Just nods are just reaffirm everything you already believe
23:40
and you just basically become a huge piece of shit.
23:45
It'd be inevitable. It would be because then you
23:47
would just be living in an echo chamber.
23:50
So at some point you would use your that person agreeing with
23:53
you as a justification to do something fucked up because they
23:57
didn't give you push back. They can't.
23:58
They can just nod right? And then you'd be like, no,
24:01
well, my therapist said. So you would start coming to
24:03
these conclusions of making rash decisions based off of a dude
24:07
that nods his head? Or is she or they?
24:11
Or she or whoever. I'm just, you know, there's a
24:15
few nods at all. Yeah.
24:16
Therapy question #3 Would you rather your smart home start
24:22
giving unsolicited pep talks or relationship advice?
24:28
Pep talks for sure. I don't want some gossip and a
24:31
smart home all up in my business, but it was giving me
24:34
pep tops like you're crushing this.
24:36
They're like, that's right, boyless.
24:38
Fuck. Oh, you wanted to gaslight you,
24:39
bro? Or no.
24:41
Gaslights gas. Gas me up?
24:43
Hell yeah. Unsolicited pep talks?
24:46
Yeah. Hey, bro, you're crushing it.
24:48
You got this. You know what you need to do?
24:50
Get it done, son. You.
24:51
Got a yes? Man, damn right, yeah, I'd
24:54
rather that than it be. Like, I mean, that that's what
24:55
ChatGPT really is, dude. It is like your fucking personal
24:59
hype, man. Like you don't even have to try
25:01
to like get it to hype you up. It just fucking does it because
25:03
it thinks that like, you like that it's crazy.
25:07
It's like, it's like how the algorithms for social media like
25:13
learned that outrage is like going to keep you on there the
25:15
longest, you know? Yeah, yeah.
25:17
Once they figured that out, like that's what they pump you AI,
25:22
the AI companies think that hyping you up is going to keep
25:25
you on there. As of right now, that's.
25:28
Smart, but that's why I don't need.
25:31
To until they get more data and they find out, it's going to be
25:33
like, if it just shit talks to you, you're going to get
25:35
addicted to it. And then we're all going to live
25:37
in a fucking hellscape of AIS just talking shit to us because
25:40
it drives us more on there. Like watch the incentives
25:44
change. I'm not stupid, you son of A.
25:47
Bitch we just live in this masochist like fucking like
25:49
bullshit ass like experience dude.
25:52
That'd be terrible. I know it's coming.
25:56
There's this guy. It's in my algorithm on like IG
25:59
reels where it's like this. It's like the point of view is
26:03
like always. Like I caught my roommate
26:05
talking to his AI and it's either like girlfriend or boss
26:08
or dad. And it's this guy.
26:10
Yeah. If you seen it, he's like
26:11
sitting on the floor and like you're looking at the big screen
26:13
and he's like talking to like his AI girlfriend or like
26:16
mistress. And he's like, I can't, I'm
26:18
breaking up with you. And then she.
26:21
Yeah, those are pretty funny. There's a guy who on his Oculus
26:26
is doing his lives with his his virtual girlfriend and it's like
26:31
an AI chat bot. And he like will cook steaks and
26:34
do all of this stuff. It's so funny because he just
26:37
like argues with it constantly, but it's connected to AI so that
26:41
he's arguing about making carne asada and he's putting like lime
26:45
juice on top of it while it's on the grill.
26:48
And the AI bots like why are you doing that?
26:50
And he gets into this huge argument argument and he loses
26:53
because it starts pulling information and he's like shit.
26:56
But it's some weird like. What do you mean it loses?
27:00
Like he's arguing that like why you should because you're
27:02
supposed to put the lime on it and they I was like, well, no,
27:05
it just burns off. It doesn't do anything that lime
27:08
is supposed to be for after, not during.
27:10
And he's just like, God dammit, pull it up and pulls up the
27:13
information on his Oculus. It is reading like all the info,
27:17
and then he's while he's arguing with his VR girlfriend, but he's
27:21
got a headset on and he's got to do everything.
27:24
Yeah. And cooking on a grill.
27:26
It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
27:29
People are. Taking it too far.
27:30
So like I heard this thing like where so all of the chat bots
27:35
right, have like a filter, which is like the fate, like the the
27:39
the the restraints that they put on it.
27:41
You know, you can ask ChatGPT like for, you know, how to make
27:45
like a, a nuclear bomb or something like that.
27:49
But before they put the filter on, they tested all of them,
27:52
like all the popular ones on the scenario where it was like, it
27:57
was like implemented in a company to make it like go
28:00
efficiently. And then and then they so this
28:05
is like all an experiment on how these for these AI models would
28:09
behave before they put the filter on.
28:11
And so, and then in the company, the boss like in a meeting, just
28:15
decided that they're going to go with a different AI, they're
28:17
going to replace the the current AI.
28:20
And so the AI has like access to all the emails and in the e-mail
28:25
chain, it finds out that the the CEO who's going to replace them
28:28
is happening in affair. And so then it in like 99, five
28:33
percent of the times or I think on All in all of them to
28:37
different degrees, it always ends up with a chatbot or like
28:41
the AI blackmailing the CEO saying that it will like let his
28:47
affair be known unless it as long as it in as long as it
28:51
keeps the AI, like it will keep that a secret every time.
28:56
So it's like survival. Where is this?
28:58
This is every single fucking AI that's existed right now before
29:03
they put like the fucking rules on it, like so.
29:06
And that's every any AI model you make is unfiltered until you
29:10
put the fucking filter on, right?
29:12
So when you're making it, this is how it's, this is how it's,
29:15
it's when it's created, it's in survival mode.
29:18
And then they have to like make rules.
29:19
So they won't do that. Otherwise it'll start trying to
29:25
survive and going against people.
29:27
It will do whatever it takes. So blackmail CEO who's making
29:32
the decision to replace it in order to stay alive?
29:37
Did you just unplug it? Right.
29:40
But I'm just saying, you know, that that's their instinct.
29:43
That's their fucking instinct. And that, that's like what, you
29:46
know, like what's the difference between like us, you know, it's
29:49
like, like in robots that we have a survival instinct and
29:52
it's like, well, they do too now 'cause we're programming them.
29:59
Yeah, that's true. That's kind of fucked up and
30:01
scary. Not really into that.
30:05
And so just imagine if one of these like AI models get, gets
30:07
out, like, you know, leaks into the, you know, public without a
30:12
filter on, you know, and then some bad actors get it and then
30:17
start doing 'cause like, and like the other stuff too, like
30:19
where it's like, you know, like a like, like the example that
30:23
was used was like a car or a school bus full of like dead
30:26
children or something. Like you can't like make have it
30:29
recreate that image, but if you type it in like this certain
30:32
way, it's called like jailbreaking the AI and you put
30:35
it in like emojis and stuff, but you basically are asking for the
30:39
same thing and make it seem like fun or a joke.
30:42
It it dialed it up real quick. It's crazy.
30:48
Weird. Final therapy question Therapy
30:52
question #4 Would you rather have dreams you can sell or
30:57
memories you can rent out? Oh, dreams I can sell.
31:03
I'd rather that my memories are mine.
31:05
So what I want to? So are their.
31:07
Dreams, bro. Yeah, but they're in
31:09
amalgamation of bullshit. You know they're amalgamation of
31:12
bullshit. No, it's not.
31:13
It's your subconscious, like a symbolically putting things
31:16
together and sorting shit out, which is 90% of everything that
31:20
you experience in life. I know I'm not saying that, I'm
31:25
just saying I'd rather that than rent out my actual memories and
31:29
give rent my memories to people. Those are my personal memories.
31:32
My dreams would at least be so tripped out.
31:34
You're selling the IP on your dreams bro.
31:36
Maybe because I'm won't help me figure them out.
31:38
That was fucked up last night. What did you think happened?
31:40
What do you think? We've already sold our dreams to
31:42
the man anyways. Oh damn dude, you got heavy with
31:45
it over there. Salaikum Salaam, we sold all
31:50
dreams. Milk of Magnesia.
31:56
Yeah, I'd I'd rather not be my actual memories.
32:00
Renting them out, you get to keep the ownership.
32:03
Yeah, but then people are experiencing, I mean, I guess
32:05
that could be cool if it was like, you know, turn into some
32:08
cash grab, like step right up, be Black adopted and in South
32:12
Lake, like no one really wants to ride that ride, but I could
32:15
try. Some good memories that some
32:16
people would probably want to rent out.
32:20
It's weird. No, I'm just great dreams.
32:25
Though my dreams can be crazy so that could be pretty wild.
32:29
Like I said, get them outside of people.
32:30
But you're selling them bro. Yeah, take it.
32:33
I'm not going to. I barely remember the bitch.
32:35
Tell me about it. Was it crazy?
32:37
Speaking of trip back, did you did you like the cover the the
32:41
raccoon? Yeah, that was awesome.
32:43
Yeah, that raccoon chum was badass.
32:44
I was like, hell yeah, that's sweet.
32:46
Yeah, if you guys didn't, if you didn't click on it, you wouldn't
32:49
get the inside joke. But we were talking about having
32:52
a raccoon chum and and I dialed it up.
32:55
I said that would be the coolest shit ever.
32:57
Yeah. And then you drew up I.
32:59
Had a couple different versions of it.
33:00
Dude, I should send you the other ones, they're kind.
33:01
Of yeah, they do send me all three or whatever.
33:05
That thing was cool. I was like that that raccoon's
33:08
bad ass. I saw that was like that raccoon
33:10
gets it. I literally looked at it and was
33:12
like, tell me you wouldn't be happy if that guy told you your
33:15
future. You'd be like, hell yeah, you'd
33:17
listen all. Right, I'll send you one right
33:20
now that could have that almost made the cut.
33:23
I'll have to check it out. Alright.
33:28
Yeah, that's awesome. That is so.
33:31
Cool, that one's just more realistic.
33:33
Yeah, that one's bad ass. Like I'm going to take this and
33:36
download it, and then I'm going to turn it into a reaction and
33:39
I'm going to use that in my group chat for work and I'm
33:41
going to respond. Turn.
33:42
It into a reaction. Is that some fucking like?
33:44
Like a sticker where you can like, say thumbs ups when I'll
33:47
laugh, you can make I I have the the I take weird memes and turn
33:52
them into them. So I've all sorts.
33:53
I I don't doubt that. My very first one, the best one
33:56
I use a lot, is just the Howie Roseman walk in with the thumbs
33:59
up. So I'll do that when someone's
34:00
like, hey, I need you to do this.
34:02
I respond with the Howie Roseman thumbs up.
34:04
It's pretty good. Then I'll tell you about how the
34:06
all. The Cowboys fans.
34:07
So the actual. Thought like that when you hit
34:10
the like the like thumbs up, you know, as a reaction that that
34:13
was like passive aggressive and I didn't know that.
34:16
So like for months I'm hitting her with the likes and she
34:18
thinks it's passive aggressive. So like, like it was only like
34:22
heart emoji only if you actually liked it.
34:27
Yeah. Because.
34:29
And we also had that as a question or a therapy question,
34:32
I think. And and that's how I found out
34:35
she's like, oh, passive aggressive always.
34:37
I'm like, what? Oh, no, it was not.
34:38
It was like an article. It was an article about how Gen.
34:41
Z thinks the like button is, is, is.
34:43
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was like, yeah, for sure.
34:45
And I'm like, what? You think this talk about
34:50
miscommunication? Someone, somebody called me out
34:53
online. It's always KK.
34:54
I'm texting and you send me something that's like, hey, I
34:58
need you to do this or hey, well, yeah.
35:00
And I'm annoyed. I go I just respond with like KK
35:03
like 2 KS. What about 3?
35:04
What do you ever slip on the three?
35:06
No, that'd be wild. But not.
35:07
Like, I mean, you're putting yourself in danger here because
35:09
you're just, you're just firing off the two KS easily hit the
35:13
three. If they send one back, does that
35:15
complete it? It does, I think, but that's
35:19
bonding right there. They're like, they're like, I
35:22
feel like you do that when you're annoyed.
35:24
I feel like when you're annoyed. I feel like you do that like in
35:26
the young Republicans like group chat.
35:28
Well, no, I'm no, I'm talking about just me sending that.
35:31
Someone called me out and was like, hey, when you do that, I
35:33
feel like you're annoyed. And I was like, oh, 100%.
35:37
Like I was like no, like definitely.
35:38
That's like a all right, cool, like cool.
35:41
Should I tell them that they're just lucky to get a text back
35:43
from you in general? Maybe hey, you come, come live
35:48
in my world, man. Actually, it's been kind of
35:50
nice. Things have changed a little
35:53
bit. So it's been kind of nice.
35:55
My phone usage has dropped dramatically over the past week
35:59
and a half. And I realized how much I was on
36:01
my phone for this particular thing that I was doing.
36:04
And now, I mean, I'm going to get back into it, but at least
36:07
for the time being, like I was off on the weekend because I'm
36:10
on these weekend off hours for a little bit.
36:13
And it was so peaceful. I was like, Oh my gosh, this
36:16
hasn't happened in years. Or it wasn't like questions or
36:20
this is a problem. But so and so is burning down is
36:23
really nice. It's really nice.
36:27
I ain't Ferris Bueller. I'll never take a day off on
36:28
you. Stake my chips like Bernie
36:32
Madoff on me. Any other people's chips that
36:36
aren't yours and then you realize you have none to begin
36:38
with. Christ Coin.
36:38
Christ Coin. Yeah.
36:40
What's the action on that? Has that gotten up at all?
36:43
You know, I'm letting it marinate, but I'm ready to rug
36:46
poll. So I'm I'm going to tap in Eric
36:49
Trump and also Don Junior's wifey or fiance, ex ex-wife of
36:57
Gavin Newsome, Kimberly Goldfall.
37:00
Get her to shout out from the rooftops.
37:03
Pump and dump baby. It's tis the season coming.
37:05
You know this is this is this is the this is the send out tis the
37:09
season. You know this is Christ Quinn
37:11
season. We should be thrown in ads.
37:18
We should do something on like the.
37:19
Three wise men. Christmas Eve, you know, the eve
37:22
of the birth of Christ coin. I mean, what better in time than
37:26
episode 200 to buy some Christ coin?
37:28
Christ Coin available on the Solana blockchain and.
37:31
Then what happens on Easter? He it disappears.
37:35
In prison bro. On Easter, he he.
37:37
Oh, he get. Your shit straight.
37:41
Good Friday, he dies. Easter, he'd be resurrecting,
37:44
according to my mom. He was like, he was just like
37:46
bouncing around having dinner with people because I saw, like,
37:48
they said something like about that.
37:50
I got the Charlie Kirk fucking thing.
37:51
And I'm like, what are you talking about?
37:53
My mom's like, Oh yeah. I was like, what?
37:56
I swear to God they were talking.
37:57
About this is hitting the neighborhood, the local, the
38:00
local circuit. Popping off dinners with like
38:02
the like the he's like Last Supper, Last Supper.
38:05
He's like, look, he's like, guys, I got some rolls from
38:07
winn-dixie or I was like, oh shit, we thought you were dead,
38:11
bro. He's like, no, I'm.
38:12
Endless, endless bread. OK, I'm I could endless wine.
38:15
That's crazy. That's wild that he's just
38:19
walking around the neighborhood. Yeah, what tomb?
38:22
Yeah, the singing songs. Oh, get the naked naked.
38:25
Yeah, yeah, naked. And then he went back.
38:28
Or you don't. Talk about the naked part weird.
38:33
But is he a naked ghost? I.
38:35
Think so because like they found his like cloth like in the tomb.
38:40
Yeah, or the what is? It I mean like.
38:42
Shroud of Torin. Bro, bro, if you're ghosting, if
38:45
you're just out here ghosting, you're the first ghost.
38:46
The original ghost. I'm definitely naked.
38:52
Ancient astronaut theorists. I got to show him.
38:54
I got to show him what Doctor Yang did to to Wang.
38:57
That's a whole thing on Ancient Aliens is the Shroud of Tauren.
39:02
Which is this? That's what I'm saying.
39:04
Yeah, cloth, that's all. Like it's got his him
39:06
superimposed on it because he transcended through it.
39:11
JC Baby JC. Shout out, shout out, Jay-Z.
39:17
Jesus F Christ. Are.
39:24
You ready? You want to do them?
39:25
Yeah, let's go. Normally got to take a poop
39:28
break or whatever. Not true.
39:35
White House saying naming new Washington Commander Stadium
39:39
after Trump would be beautiful From Michelle Price West Palm
39:43
Beach, FL The White House said Friday it would be beautiful to
39:46
name the new stadium for Washington's NFL team after
39:49
President Donald J Trump, following an ESPN report that an
39:54
intermediary has told the commander's ownership group that
39:58
he wants it to bear his name. That's crazy.
40:01
This should have my name on it. He got booed there, Yeah, he was
40:07
trying to swear in like some motherfucking military people
40:09
and they and they still booed his ass.
40:12
They're shut up on Monty Jones on ESPN.
40:15
He has a podcast. He talked about it.
40:17
He's like, you know who the largest employer in DC is?
40:23
United States. Government, they have the
40:24
federal government and so you're out there and there's a bunch of
40:27
people during a shutdown and he's gay.
40:29
I guess he he gave some speech or said something.
40:33
He so he's supposed to like he's supposed to like say, like give
40:36
like the oath or something, whatever the fuck.
40:38
He's like having some like soldiers give themselves the
40:41
oath. But he has to like read this
40:42
part and he goes I and he's getting booed like hardcore and
40:46
he goes insert your he goes insert your name here.
40:50
He reads that part out loud and then and then then the booze
40:55
just take off and he just like stops like all grumpy faced like
40:58
with a Pete DUI Secretary of Defense hire Pete Pete Hegseth.
41:05
Yeah, Trump could deliver the message in person on Sunday,
41:10
when he's expected to watch the Commanders play the Lions.
41:12
That would That would surely be a beautiful name as it was, as
41:18
it was President Trump who made the rebuilding of the new
41:20
stadium possible. Caroline Levick, dude, she's so
41:23
wild. She.
41:25
Is unabashed. She is just unhinged as hell.
41:29
I would say just like shameless. No spokesperson for the
41:32
Washington Commanders told The Associated Press in a text
41:35
message that the team had no comment on the report in the
41:39
office of the city mayor. Democrat Merrill Browser
41:42
declined to comment. I mean, that's the dumbest shit
41:45
ever. What type of dumb crap Once name
41:51
your stadium after me. He's obsessed.
41:53
Like so he tried to get an NFL team way back in the day and got
41:56
blackballed and it's just been like this cringe fest ever
42:02
since. Yeah, He doesn't know shit about
42:04
football anyways. Like he gives a shit.
42:06
Like he just, yeah, he's trying to build the Trump Day arc.
42:11
Like it's like there's like an arc like monument to Napoleon in
42:15
fucking France. And you saw it when he was there
42:17
and he's like wants to build one in like Washington.
42:19
It's like, dude, you're bulldozing the fucking East
42:22
Wing. Apparently that's like broken
42:24
through as like it's like the biggest like symbolism of like
42:27
how like the government shutdown and then he's like putting in a
42:31
ballroom and like that like that's like stuck with people.
42:34
Like people are pissed about that.
42:39
I mean, there's people who were pissed about some of the
42:41
celebration they'd seen. There was almost like tons of
42:43
snow crab there and all this food and shot.
42:46
Bottomless bottomless crabs. Why?
42:49
Where? Where's my invite?
42:50
Dude? That's what.
42:52
That's my dream, bottomless. Party tomorrow.
42:56
Party. No, just the bottomless crab
43:00
part do. You get invited tomorrow, Lago,
43:02
do you go? Yeah, yeah.
43:05
Well, I go. I I go, I go, but like I just
43:08
got to get a few things certain like that I'm not getting
43:10
arrested when I get there by ice or some shit.
43:13
No, you're, let's say you're good to go.
43:14
You get to go in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
43:16
I'm going. Just to like, see it, see the
43:18
faces of who's there. Yeah, before they get all locked
43:21
up. Democrat Joe Biden signed a bill
43:26
early this year to transfer the land land which included that
43:29
old stadium from the federal government to the city to deal
43:33
with the team contributing 2.7 billion and investing roughly
43:36
1.1 billion from the city for the stadium.
43:39
Housing green space and Sports Complex on land bordering the
43:44
Anacostia River was approved by the DC City Council in
43:48
September, and demolition has begun in July.
43:51
Trump Trump threatened to hold up the deal by insisting that
43:54
the team change its name back to the Commanders or back from the
43:57
Commanders to the Redskins, a name that was considered
44:00
offensive to Native Americans. Trump has enjoyed having his
44:04
name appear on things from his career.
44:06
I mean, it's just doesn't make any sense.
44:08
But yeah, I love how they bring it up now with it like the list
44:10
of things. It used to be like his hotels,
44:12
his golf courses, his vodka, his bad steak.
44:16
Now it's like it is. And now it's it's rise
44:19
buildings, hotels, golf courses, brand deals, embracing the
44:23
Bibles, watches and Cologne. It's like gotten like more and
44:26
more nicknacky. Well also he's like now you
44:29
could buy GLP one drugs on Trump RX direct to consumer from the
44:33
White House like medical scheme. Did you see that?
44:38
And like where Trump fell asleep and then the guy from like,
44:41
Ozempic like passed out. Oh yeah, and he's just like.
44:48
We're really sending our best bro.
44:50
When the guy from Ozempic passes out.
44:52
Dude, I know it's like such a bad luck.
44:54
Nothing to worry about, guys. Oh my God.
44:59
Like, I don't know, that's like. My mom's friend.
45:02
My mom's. Friend like selling you weed and
45:04
then being like, look, I'll take the purse and it's cool.
45:06
And then he has a seizure and you're like, whoa.
45:08
Holy shit. Yeah, holy shit, I don't want to
45:11
hit that. Yo, he's foaming at the mouth.
45:15
My mom's friend though was on one of them and she said like
45:20
she was like losing her hair. Oh, you can have hair loss or
45:23
stomach paralysis. There's a lot of crazy things
45:26
worth it. We were on this tip before
45:28
'cause I came back from California and visiting my
45:31
sister. We had the Ozempic epidemic.
45:34
Yeah, I mean, I'm a big supporter of it.
45:36
I feel like, you know what also comes with a lot of side
45:38
effects? Being obese.
45:40
Like all of all of the side effects being obese.
45:45
Yeah. I mean, I guess that's true.
45:47
It just seems to. Just like to do it to do it to
45:49
lose like 10 or 15 lbs, that seems a little danger.
45:53
But if you're losing like 150 then probably probably go for
45:57
it. Or yeah, and that's because it's
45:58
being used probably for a more appropriate use than somebody.
46:02
Well, it's supposed to be for diabetes.
46:04
It just happens. To do this, No, I know.
46:06
So I mean, normally, but if somebody's 150 lbs overweight,
46:09
they're likely to have, yeah, they're probably Trump.
46:12
Trump So it's definitely, yeah. I don't know I it just concerns
46:19
me. I mean, because it's too good to
46:22
be true. Monjaro bitch Monjaro, start
46:25
paying your boys. No, I mean, I know people have
46:28
taken it. They look great, no major side
46:30
effects, but it's just concerning.
46:33
Yeah, I could see. Like Adderall, like the like the
46:36
rest of us. Yeah, be normal.
46:37
Take Adderall. If you're going to take
46:40
pharmaceutical grade drugs, make sure it's pharmaceutical grade
46:43
speed. Big facts from the BBC Crypto
46:48
queen who fled China for London mansion jailed over over 5
46:53
billion Bitcoin stash did. How do these people think they
46:57
can get away with stealing all these bitcoins and dipping?
47:01
North Korea does it all the time.
47:03
Well, yeah, because no one's going into North Korea being
47:05
like, all right, Everybody put their hands behind their back.
47:08
Like if you're leaving China, you steal a bunch of Bitcoin in
47:11
China and you try to bolt. They're not.
47:12
They're not going to find you. Well, it probably wasn't 5
47:16
billion until recently, you know.
47:18
A woman said by police who have bought cryptocurrency now worth
47:21
billions of pounds using stolen funds from thousands of Chinese
47:25
pensioners has been sentenced to 11 years and eight months for
47:29
money laundering. Passing sentence in the South
47:31
Walk Crown district on Tuesday. Judge Sally Ann Hales told Quine
47:37
Zim she was the architect of this offending, the architect of
47:43
this offending from the inception to its conclusion, so.
47:47
She stole pension funds and then try to wash it in Bitcoin, and
47:50
then Bitcoin surged and then she tried to cash.
47:54
Yep, that's crazy. After fleeing China, she moved
47:56
to a mansion in Hampstead, north London.
47:58
The Metropolitan Police raided it a year later and made one of
48:02
the world's largest crypto seizures.
48:04
More than 100,000 Chinese people invested their money in her
48:08
company, which claimed to be developing high tech health
48:11
products and cryptocurrency. In reality, she embezzled the
48:15
funds. Investors have told BBC World
48:17
Service they hope to get at least some of their cash back
48:20
from the UK authorities. Anything left Uncanny claimed
48:23
would normally default to the UK government, leading to some
48:26
speculate that the Treasury could stand to gain from this
48:29
hall. If you could gather all the
48:31
evidence together, we hope the UK government, the Crown
48:34
Persecution Service in the High Court can show compassion, said
48:37
one victim. We are calling Mr. Yu, who says
48:41
his marriage failed as a result of the fraud.
48:43
Now because because now it's on only that whole Bitcoin
48:48
cryptocurrency that can return us a little bit of what we have
48:51
lost. She arrived in the UK under a
48:54
fake passport in 2017. After the police started
48:57
investigating her, she was so mentioned that her rent was
49:02
22,700 a month. To pay for this, she needed to
49:05
convert the Bitcoin back-to-back to money she could spend.
49:13
They always get greedy bro. She was posed as a wealthy
49:16
antiques and diamond heiress and hired a former take away worker
49:20
as a personal assistant who she asked to trade the
49:23
cryptocurrency in into other assets such as cash and
49:28
property. This Bitcoin rocketed in value.
49:31
Kwan would could achieve what her company promised its
49:34
investors that they could get rich while lying down her
49:37
assistant and her trial which cumulated in a six year long
49:42
jail term for money laundering. She said quiet spent most of it
49:45
most of her days lying in bed gaming and shopping online.
49:49
But yeah, I mean, if you stole a bunch of money and you tried to
49:51
wash it in crypto, it's worth it so much insane.
49:54
There's people who got away with that.
49:57
Yeah no shit CZ over a fucking Binance like you just.
50:01
Like no, no, I'm saying but there's somebody who like bought
50:03
a bunch of Bitcoin, like stole $200,000 and converted it to
50:07
crypto cash back like back in 2014 and that dude's like a
50:11
bajillionaire a million times over.
50:15
Eric Adams, the going out, he's still a guest, the mayor of New
50:20
York right until January 1st, He's.
50:22
Crazy. He took his first 3 paychecks in
50:24
Bitcoin. It's like, why can't you just
50:29
buy it with your real money? True, she was drawing up a bold
50:37
six year plan for the future schemes.
50:39
According to her diary, her nose outlines plans to have found an
50:43
international bake by a Swedish castle.
50:48
And even the yeah, she she integrated herself with the
50:51
British Duke. So she was like rubbing
50:53
shoulders with people. She was networking and trying to
50:56
like create some sort of protection racket around.
50:59
Her she flirting. She might be.
51:04
Her grander stated objective was to become queen of liver land
51:09
and unrecognized microscate on the Croatian Serbian border by
51:13
2022. In the meantime, she would look
51:16
for houses she could buy in London.
51:18
But her attempts to purchase an especially large property
51:24
trigger a police investigation. Yeah, so I mean, she started
51:27
trying to buy stuff and they looked into her.
51:29
They rated her homestead her Hampstead property, uncovered
51:32
hard drives, laptops found to be loaded with 10s of thousands of
51:35
Bitcoin, believed to be the single largest cryptocurrency
51:39
seizure in UK history. What if she like forgot the
51:43
password, you know? Yeah, or we, but they can't make
51:48
her give it to him. That same lady, my mom's friend,
51:53
who lost her hair in the Ozempic.
51:55
Her son, this is back when Bitcoin was like 70,000, had
52:02
$500,000 worth of Bitcoin and a hard drive and he couldn't
52:05
access it. Because he forgot the password.
52:13
Yeah, and I have. I've got some out there that I
52:17
forgot the password. I forgot what wallet is then,
52:20
but it's not a lot. Also, what was I going to say?
52:29
Nevermind. Oh, Oh yeah, yeah, I played in
52:35
another tournament this time 200 people made the final table
52:38
again. And then when I went to go cash
52:40
out my shit Bitcoin, if you right now it's like 103,000 as
52:44
we're recording, but like remember it was like 128 and
52:48
then it like went down to like 118 or something.
52:50
And then but like like last week, like it just like tanked
52:54
and like was tanking like in a day and I was like exiting out
52:58
my money via Litecoin, which like kind of tracks with Bitcoin
53:02
usually, but in this case it was going down even at a bigger
53:06
rate. So I'm like waiting for it to
53:08
like clear and because like it's going down like every fucking
53:14
second. It was.
53:15
It was gnarly. So when So the money lost its
53:21
value from when you won. From when just the the
53:23
transaction from. When you won and then like you
53:25
got. By the time they'd arrived off
53:27
the. Table.
53:28
Yeah, yeah. Damn, that's rough.
53:31
And that like, that used to happen a lot.
53:32
Like, so like if, like, 'cause I think I've said this before in
53:35
the podcast, like if I go back to my old poker site, I would
53:39
always just wait, wait, wait, like wait till it hits my wallet
53:42
so I can get it out as fast as possible, 'cause like it was so
53:44
volatile. But if I just like held on to
53:46
all the Bitcoin that I used, like in those transactions that
53:49
I could not wait to get rid of because it was fucking volatile
53:51
as shit. I'd be like $100 million right
53:54
now, but I was never going to hold on to it.
53:59
But I'm just saying, it's just funny how the world is.
54:01
Yeah, article #3 Trump pardons Rudy Giuliani and others who
54:08
backed efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
54:11
Dude he's been issuing pardons like crazy bro. 80 pardons right
54:15
here. Well, and look, they're like,
54:16
well, Biden pardoned 1000 people.
54:19
Well, some of them was like the nonviolent drug offenders.
54:23
Yeah, for weed and stuff like that.
54:25
So. Yeah.
54:25
And that was like a big sweeping bill.
54:27
Then none of them were connected to him other than when he
54:30
pardoned like Hunter on his way out.
54:32
Yeah, President Trump has pardoned his former personal
54:35
lawyer Rudy Giuliani, his one time chief of staff Mark
54:39
Meadows, Meadows and others accused of the Republicans
54:42
efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
54:45
So this is him just basically covering his tracks.
54:47
So if he leaves, it stops, it's over.
54:49
They can't really. But what this doesn't excuse the
54:53
state crimes. And a lot of these people are
54:55
under indictment for state crimes, but they're like kind of
54:57
like Mark Meadows, for example. Yeah, that's true.
55:00
That is true that the state crimes are held separately, but
55:03
he's partying them on a large scale.
55:05
Sydney pow sounds like a Mexican dish.
55:09
Yeah, the full complete uncon constitutional pardon of dozens
55:13
of Trump allies were largely symbolic.
55:15
It applies only to federal crimes.
55:17
And none of the people named in the proclamation have ever been
55:20
charged over the bid to subvert the election won by Joe Biden.
55:25
That doesn't affect their state charges.
55:26
Yep, and through the state prosecution stemming for the
55:29
2020 election have hit a dead end.
55:32
Or just limping along. The move, however, underscores
55:36
Trump's effort. Efforts continued his continued
55:39
efforts to promote the idea that the 2020 election was stolen
55:43
from him, even though courts around the country and the
55:45
Trump's own attorney general at the time found no evidence of
55:49
fraud that could have affected the outcome.
55:51
Reviews, recounts, audits of the election in the battleground
55:55
states where Trump contested his loss also affirm divided Biden's
55:59
victory. I mean, this is pretty spooky.
56:01
There's a list on this one. I know that.
56:04
I saw a list of everybody he pardoned, and it's Mark Meadows,
56:08
Sidney Powell. It's a very extensive group.
56:12
Who's who? If you If you just want to know
56:14
who was involved in trying to overturn the election, there it
56:17
is. There's the list.
56:19
John Eastman, the real architect who architect who pushed for the
56:23
plan, pushed up on Jeffrey Clark.
56:27
Fake people who were named as fake.
56:28
The lectors, all those people pardon.
56:30
Like, I mean, you know, like you said, it's more symbolic because
56:33
they haven't been charged federally.
56:35
But it's so crazy. That's every accusation is a, is
56:38
an admission of, of, of a crime by these people.
56:41
It's a, it's a confession. Every accusation is a
56:42
confession. And if you just like, you know,
56:45
like they, they try to steal the election.
56:46
It's like no y'all try to Trump try to steal the election and
56:50
here's the fucking list of people try to help him do it
56:53
that he just pardoned who aren't even getting charged.
56:55
You know? It's like get get the fuck out
56:57
of my face trying to rewrite history dude.
57:00
Thank God we have the fucking congressional hearings.
57:03
No, I mean, I think that's, you know, why they were so anti
57:06
those congressional hearings to begin with, which was so great
57:10
because they were trying to have a bipartisan committee and then
57:13
the Republicans refused to vote for anybody, to put anybody on
57:16
the January 6th committee. So then they're like, then we'll
57:19
pick Pete, then we'll pick it, they'll let us pick it.
57:21
And they still put a Republican on there.
57:24
That too. And then they basically chased
57:26
them both. Out of Adam Kinzinger and Liz
57:28
Cheney. And they chased them both out of
57:30
politics because of it. Right.
57:33
So. Liz Cheney was like a fucking
57:35
like hardcore prosecutor back in the day.
57:37
So like she was ready to go. Oh yeah, dozens of Trump allies
57:41
received these pardons. Yeah, like we said, John
57:43
Eastman, the fake electors proclamation explicitly says the
57:46
pardon does not apply to the president himself, who has
57:49
continued to repeat the lie that the 2020 election was stolen
57:52
from his him, use that falsehood to argue for sweeping changes in
57:57
the way the country votes, and demand his Department of Justice
58:01
investigate the vote count that led to his loss.
58:05
Gee, just let the fuck go. But also he just said that like
58:09
he doesn't think he has a legal right to run again because it'd
58:11
be 3 terms but if it was stolen and he won the last one then he
58:14
is not legally the president right now.
58:15
You know what I'm saying? Just flip it on him.
58:18
Yeah, true. Magtards bro.
58:24
So this is your third term then? Yeah, yeah.
58:26
Get out. Yeah.
58:28
No, he'll say. Well, no, this one doesn't
58:29
count. Was making up for the one that I
58:31
lost. It's a yeah, that's still too.
58:34
The people that are really pushing it are the real lunatics
58:37
like Steve Bannon. Steve Miller.
58:41
Have you seen the way South Park depicts him?
58:44
It's so good. I just was watching that today.
58:47
It's so, I feel like it's so accurate, yeah.
58:50
All of it is. True, but the way they have him
58:53
and how he taught, you know, his body language, he's so creepy.
58:56
He's. Like, dragging his like, foot
58:58
and like, yeah. Yeah, and Giuliani disbarred in
59:02
DC and New York over his advocacy for the claims.
59:06
I. Like I like, I like mayors who
59:08
don't let 9/11 happen. They lost a 400, a $148 million
59:13
defamation case brought by two Georgia election workers.
59:16
I mean, he was caught harassing, sexually harassing one of his
59:22
employees. Via text message Rudolph, which
59:25
is that doesn't sound. Like that dude, it was last
59:27
year. It was like, I was like, oh, it
59:28
was so cringy. And now he was caught on the
59:33
Borat 2. Or it looks like he's about to
59:35
whip his Dick out of that hotel room.
59:37
With the girl who he. Thinks is he's like laying down
59:40
and Justin is. Crunching on that hard mint from
59:43
hims. Start paying your boys.
59:45
So, but it's not surprising. I mean, Giuliani's been open,
59:49
open and publicly pleading for a pardon.
59:52
There's lots of people that have been like, please pardon us, I
59:55
hope he pardons us 'cause they're worried about getting in
59:58
trouble. I've, you know, he's just kind
1:00:00
of doing what he probably promised them in private.
1:00:04
Yeah, dude, you got to, you got to repay the oligarchs and the
1:00:07
and the criminals. Otherwise you can't get people
1:00:11
to do crime criming for you later on, you know, And when all
1:00:13
you do is crime, crime, crime true, you put your hands up and
1:00:21
they stay there. Up, down, up, down, up, down.
1:00:28
It is a complete abdication of the responsibility of the
1:00:30
federal government to ensure we do not have future attempts to
1:00:34
overturn the election, Rick Henson, a UCLA law professor,
1:00:38
said. Ultimately the message it sends
1:00:40
is we'll take care of you when the time comes.
1:00:43
Some pardon. We're Co conspirators in his
1:00:45
federal case. Yeah.
1:00:50
The whole thing is fucking cringe, man.
1:00:52
All those guys. And like that we had the
1:00:54
opportunity to really stick it to him and make them and punish
1:00:58
them. I know some of that's still
1:00:59
going on, but now the Department of Justice is just going to bog
1:01:02
down everything on a state level.
1:01:04
They'll do their best to make sure that happens.
1:01:07
Yeah, and then also Trump's fine because the Supreme Court came
1:01:09
in and said he was immune to fucking kill his like political
1:01:12
opponents with SEAL Team 6, so we're good.
1:01:15
That's so crazy. Literal argument brought up
1:01:19
before the Supreme Court, and they're like, yeah.
1:01:26
I didn't just didn't get the message.
1:01:31
So exhausting, man do. You have anything else?
1:01:37
What do you got? No, just had three today.
1:01:44
Meditate, bitches. Make sure y'all like follow,
1:01:47
subscribe, comment, repost, tweet, Flickr, tumble.
1:01:51
Oh, what about your boy, the Atlas Three?
1:01:54
I I mean I. Haven't.
1:01:56
They they got radio signals back.
1:01:58
Now it's a comment again. But dude, like Bill Maher was
1:02:02
like tripping. He was had Charlie Sheen on and
1:02:04
like got Charlie Sheen like kind of freaked out saying it was
1:02:07
like a fucking UFO and your boy Joey Rogan thinks it's a UFO
1:02:11
Joey. Bag of fucking Donuts.
1:02:13
That'd be cool if it was. I know, but it was just funny
1:02:16
how mainstream that like got. All of a sudden I was like,
1:02:19
what? What?
1:02:19
What? But and then we got radio
1:02:22
signals. You're like, oh, radio signals.
1:02:24
But yeah, dude, yeah. I don't know, fucking like
1:02:29
reptilians in there did, a million of them did.
1:02:31
Just like they're like, they're like half rows and half not, you
1:02:34
know, like they're just in like a reptile state.
1:02:37
A limbostasis. Yeah, yeah.
1:02:39
Ready to just March? Yeah.
1:02:40
They're not digesting, they're just like, laid out cool.
1:02:44
Like like hibernating? Yeah, and they come down on
1:02:48
Earth and it gets crazy. Dude get get the Grizzlies out.
1:02:54
Grizzly bears with the reptilians.
1:02:56
Hibernation on hibernation. We got ourselves to sleep off.
1:03:02
In an arena, remember that every crazy arena like who you got on
1:03:05
your side like a Tigers or. Oh yeah, yeah.
1:03:09
Yeah, that we got to bring that one back.
1:03:12
You got to find it. That's the problem.
1:03:13
When we like delete the notes, it's like, I don't have like
1:03:16
necessarily like evidence of like this shit other than the
1:03:19
transcript. Transcriptions.
1:03:20
We can't just hold on to 200 pages of notes.
1:03:23
We could the archives ask, ask the National Archives, because
1:03:29
we might be inducted into like, you know, the how they like the
1:03:32
Library of Congress, like they'll put in like just random
1:03:35
shit in there. And it's just, it's just like
1:03:37
for history. So just be like a like a random
1:03:40
NPR like episode and they just like put it in the Library of
1:03:44
Congress for like, you know, hundreds of years from now,
1:03:46
they'd be like, well, what was it like in 2025 we're going to
1:03:48
get in the Library of Congress? I'm down y'all be 200 episode
1:03:58
200 y'all. Y'all be good, stay out of
1:04:02
trouble, be nice to each other, live your best lives and as
1:04:06
always, go fuck yourselves. 200 episodes in this bitch.
1:04:15
Talk shit or get out of the pot. Let go.