Latest / Club 520 Podcast / It's 5:20 Somewhere - From ID Photos to Street Dudes... This Episode Went Everywhere 😂
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Welcome back to it is five twenty somewhere, and that's
- 0:03Speaker 1: so funny.
- 0:04Speaker 2: I do actually get hold of asses. I hope they do.
- 0:08Speaker 2: I hope they do.
- 0:09Speaker 1: I can't wait to tell y'all about my super duper,
- 0:13Speaker 1: duper fun Everything happened like starting on Thursday until today.
- 0:19Speaker 2: That was just perfect because it was a holiday on Friday.
- 0:21Speaker 2: It's Pride Month, Happy, Happy, belated Juneteenth.
- 0:25Speaker 3: Did y'all could do anything any type of celebration with it.
- 0:30Speaker 3: Our sister had a birthday party slash rodeo. See, we
- 0:37Speaker 3: were the real first cowboys and girls show so power
- 0:41Speaker 3: to the people in the history and the sistory.
- 0:44Speaker 1: But let me tell y'all. Started off my week. I
- 0:47Speaker 1: don't remember what day this was, and I had to
- 0:49Speaker 1: take my ID pic and I had those braids to
- 0:51Speaker 1: the back.
- 0:52Speaker 2: Mm hmm. It is probably the worst ID picture. I
- 0:58Speaker 2: shut Why you ain't showing? Where is it at?
- 1:03Speaker 4: It's so ugly, y'all not.
- 1:08Speaker 3: My mom was like, did you wear the Why did
- 1:10Speaker 3: you wear the Like Mike, I d place. I just
- 1:14Speaker 3: watched that movie yesterday. I watched it like they still
- 1:20Speaker 3: tea I look like a mugshot was like that look
- 1:26Speaker 3: like motherfucking cleo.
- 1:28Speaker 2: Literally, I'll set it up. I'm about to say it.
- 1:31Speaker 3: You look like a motherfucking studes really really bad, Like
- 1:34Speaker 3: who is that?
- 1:36Speaker 1: Look at this ship I'm throwing like a paper plate.
- 1:39Speaker 1: It's so embarrassing. So that that's how that's how my
- 1:43Speaker 1: week started.
- 1:43Speaker 2: And it was just like pictures, you go and you
- 1:46Speaker 2: purposely lose.
- 1:47Speaker 1: Your My mugshot was better than that. My mugshot was
- 1:53Speaker 1: better than that.
- 1:54Speaker 2: Do you have them?
- 1:57Speaker 3: You should all have our mugshots on here. I don't
- 2:00Speaker 3: should host our mud shots one day.
- 2:02Speaker 2: You got shots? Yeah, I have too.
- 2:05Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I got to them though. Well, the
- 2:09Speaker 1: guys found mine, but the idea it was terrible. Yeah,
- 2:13Speaker 1: they brought me on the show like yeah, we're gonna
- 2:16Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the what do you call.
- 2:17Speaker 2: It, the Barbie Barbie backstory or whatever?
- 2:20Speaker 1: Super excited, got super cute, and they just kept asking
- 2:23Speaker 1: stuff about jail.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Yes, they kept saying stuff about jail and.
- 2:28Speaker 1: Jail, and I was like, where is this going? And yes,
- 2:30Speaker 1: they put up my mugshot, one of my mug shots.
- 2:32Speaker 2: But I ain't no.
- 2:34Speaker 1: Killer, but don't push me. But into the good stuff
- 2:37Speaker 1: that happened this.
- 2:37Speaker 2: Week, the tutor.
- 2:43Speaker 1: No, I didn't you know I'm doing that little distant
- 2:46Speaker 1: lover thing right now. And yeah, yeah, well we'll we'll
- 2:49Speaker 1: talk about that later as well. But on Thursday, thank you.
- 2:54Speaker 1: I made that drink for Father's Day. It is blueberry, vanilla,
- 3:00Speaker 1: lemon and gram.
- 3:03Speaker 2: Because I tasted something, I was like, oh, it kind
- 3:05Speaker 2: of gives me must what's a good name for that for? Oh?
- 3:12Speaker 1: You got orange and the gray Maria is kind of
- 3:14Speaker 1: like an orange liquor. Yep, yep, yep, a deeper orange liquor.
- 3:18Speaker 1: But look at me, Oh.
- 3:23Speaker 2: You needed that. I was in the house minding my business.
- 3:26Speaker 2: What the heck?
- 3:28Speaker 3: You know?
- 3:28Speaker 2: You'll know my mostache were growing in. You got some
- 3:30Speaker 2: nice natural.
- 3:31Speaker 1: Lips, thank you? Are they not like that anymore?
- 3:36Speaker 2: They are? I need the mustache so to make it?
- 3:39Speaker 2: Make him stand down again? Yeah? What did you get?
- 3:42Speaker 2: The line up? Really? The taper? Really just poluptuousness? Taper?
- 3:46Speaker 2: Did you say my fucking lip was tapered? Girl? Take
- 3:49Speaker 2: the ship off of their Take the ship. I'm to
- 3:53Speaker 2: take the picture pictures. I'm so weak, y'all.
- 3:57Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell y'all about my good day. Thursday,
- 4:01Speaker 1: I hosted R and b bingo.
- 4:04Speaker 2: My god, it's reminding me of Rent.
- 4:06Speaker 1: Dude, Miss Barley, I know somebody that like it.
- 4:11Speaker 2: Bitch, Ye get this lined up to.
- 4:15Speaker 1: Y'all, y'all look at my eyebrows just everything. My best
- 4:18Speaker 1: friend she was like, it looked like, yeah, I.
- 4:19Speaker 2: Did it, bitch, Why would you do that?
- 4:25Speaker 3: It's almost you had the terminator raising. I cannot you
- 4:30Speaker 3: hated that for your I d P what what?
- 4:34Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 4:37Speaker 2: Where did your brows go?
- 4:38Speaker 1: Bar that's the glare that my brows are there. The
- 4:43Speaker 1: browns is not the problem. I had to take my
- 4:44Speaker 1: glasses off. You know, I can't see what I'm a glass. Okay,
- 4:48Speaker 1: he needs I started look at my lips and I
- 4:56Speaker 1: got to put my ears. I was like, if I
- 4:57Speaker 1: at least would have had some earrings in, I might
- 4:58Speaker 1: have looked a little.
- 4:59Speaker 2: It's like, you feel better.
- 5:01Speaker 3: The fuzz at the side burns just makes it way worse.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Okay, moving the funk along lashes. I might have had
- 5:09Speaker 1: a mustache like I would now because it was just
- 5:10Speaker 1: a few days ago.
- 5:12Speaker 2: Is a little shadow down there.
- 5:13Speaker 1: But because I look like my cousin, let my cousin parents.
- 5:17Speaker 3: You definitely look like a little girl, little face is
- 5:20Speaker 3: still serving though I don't see where Tyra.
- 5:23Speaker 2: Banks would have loved it. This is that like con
- 5:27Speaker 2: conventional beauty. I used to like.
- 5:30Speaker 1: Y'all starting to not like this podcast any freaking more
- 5:36Speaker 1: now Thursday, please take it down.
- 5:41Speaker 2: I hosted R and B Bingo.
- 5:44Speaker 1: It was exciting, it was lit, had a good time,
- 5:47Speaker 1: got wasted.
- 5:48Speaker 2: Went to Georgia Street.
- 5:50Speaker 1: At Georgia Street, see Hope tried not to let me
- 5:53Speaker 1: into the door after he said I was an ultimate
- 5:57Speaker 1: v I P member. Our names is engraved on anything.
- 6:00Speaker 3: Are you alone or were you or did you have accomplicity?
- 6:03Speaker 2: I had somebody.
- 6:06Speaker 1: I had somebody with me, so I don't know if
- 6:08Speaker 1: maybe he said they couldn't get in or I don't know.
- 6:10Speaker 2: She just came to me and said he was not
- 6:11Speaker 2: trying not to let us in, but Cash let us in.
- 6:13Speaker 2: Shout out to Cash, Boom, we got in. How many
- 6:16Speaker 2: people did you have with? Okay, damn being paid?
- 6:19Speaker 1: Because that be the issue, bringing extra people along trying
- 6:23Speaker 1: to get in. I should very much at least get
- 6:26Speaker 1: a pleasant I'm not even saying that's pushing that there.
- 6:29Speaker 2: I don't think whoever that one was trying really hard
- 6:32Speaker 2: to get straight scrubs with it.
- 6:35Speaker 4: I feel about nigga smoking hukah.
- 6:41Speaker 2: What I don't have. I don't have a problem with it.
- 6:43Speaker 1: Before I said on the Guy's episode, before I would
- 6:46Speaker 1: prefer or maybe it was like in the beginning stages
- 6:48Speaker 1: of Its five twenty that I would prefer that they
- 6:50Speaker 1: smoke reefer over hookah.
- 6:52Speaker 3: But get your rocks off, kids, Why would he do that?
- 6:56Speaker 3: That was like you trying to like be funny.
- 6:59Speaker 2: How are you trying to set us up for failure.
- 7:02Speaker 2: I've dealt with people.
- 7:03Speaker 3: Who smoke cucka, Like he'd be like, who are hookah
- 7:06Speaker 3: kind of sours?
- 7:07Speaker 2: They don't do the selfies with the hookah? That's what
- 7:10Speaker 2: I was gonna say. Did they post the stories with it?
- 7:12Speaker 1: How? How is a masculine way to smoke cuckah?
- 7:14Speaker 2: Because you gotta.
- 7:17Speaker 3: But a lot of narcissists have addictive personalities and if
- 7:21Speaker 3: they ain't smoke weed, then they else smoke something else
- 7:25Speaker 3: or find something else to get addicted.
- 7:27Speaker 1: We're ready, you smoke coca, then do other drugs.
- 7:30Speaker 2: But I live five k is. I'll take hooka over crack,
- 7:34Speaker 2: hook over pills. Who go, yeah, there you go. I'll
- 7:37Speaker 2: take hook over pills hook go over.
- 7:39Speaker 3: Coke, because hello, the West Side doing coke and they
- 7:45Speaker 3: be doing boy, leave it to drop.
- 7:52Speaker 2: That's another conversation for our home.
- 7:53Speaker 1: Another day, I got in the Fever was in their party,
- 7:57Speaker 1: so y'all know me.
- 7:59Speaker 2: I mixed some mingo. I started taking shots with the girlies.
- 8:02Speaker 1: I had a fun time. I'm gonna leave the story
- 8:04Speaker 1: right there, but I partied with the Fevers, so it
- 8:06Speaker 1: was great. Oh, we gonna have one on this couch.
- 8:09Speaker 1: We're gonna have one on this cout.
- 8:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 8:11Speaker 3: I'm at the game on Tuesday, so preferably the ankle breaker.
- 8:17Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of which, we're gonna into it. We're gonna
- 8:20Speaker 2: manifest it.
- 8:21Speaker 1: And you know, but I took I'm done taking shots, guys.
- 8:26Speaker 1: I'm absolutely done taking No, no, no, the fuck you're
- 8:29Speaker 1: not done.
- 8:29Speaker 2: I'm gonna your birthday is coming up. Oh yeah, that's different.
- 8:32Speaker 1: But look when I left out, I put Sea Hove
- 8:34Speaker 1: in a toe hold and gave it.
- 8:35Speaker 2: That gave him a noogie. Yeah he deserved it. Why
- 8:42Speaker 2: would you play crazy at this door, nigga? Yeah, bro
- 8:46Speaker 2: So should have gave him a wedgie. Get into your
- 8:52Speaker 2: sports talk trapping.
- 8:53Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I have a game for you girls, and
- 8:58Speaker 3: so first to three wins were game.
- 9:04Speaker 2: You will win the title of being the winner. All right,
- 9:09Speaker 2: let's get into the keys where she's such a motherfucking
- 9:11Speaker 2: winner all the goddamn time. So all right, I didn't
- 9:14Speaker 2: want to play this game.
- 9:15Speaker 3: I say take her out, bar that's what I say.
- 9:18Speaker 3: You've got an advantage.
- 9:24Speaker 2: Okay, great, there we go. He ain't his the game.
- 9:30Speaker 3: Okay, boom, first to three we're gonna put pictures up here,
- 9:34Speaker 3: and whoever comes up with it the quicker, the quickest.
- 9:37Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you get a point. Okay. So the young lady,
- 9:43Speaker 2: her name's Courtney.
- 9:45Speaker 3: No, and if you get the first or last name,
- 9:48Speaker 3: either one is fine.
- 9:50Speaker 2: Or if they have like.
- 9:52Speaker 3: A famous boyfriend and you say, oh that's such and
- 9:54Speaker 3: such girlfriend, that works too, okay, or if you have
- 9:59Speaker 3: a very like this person, like if you knew what number.
- 10:03Speaker 2: She was drafted, I'll give it to you.
- 10:05Speaker 1: Okay, nobody knows, that is it, Olivia.
- 10:09Speaker 2: Yes, let's go one on the board, rookie.
- 10:16Speaker 3: Other years, she's like Malcolm in girl form mount like
- 10:22Speaker 3: not not not technically but basically yeah.
- 10:24Speaker 1: Why okay, but Corney that was me said, okay, got it.
- 10:34Speaker 2: Can you okay one on one? All right? All right?
- 10:39Speaker 2: What I call the injuries?
- 10:44Speaker 5: You let her get Kaylyn Clark?
- 10:48Speaker 2: Why do I keep doing that? Kaitlyn Clark?
- 10:50Speaker 1: I swear, Kaitlyn, I swear, Kaitlyn. I don't know why
- 10:53Speaker 1: I keep doing it. I'm so sorry, Kaitlyn Clark.
- 10:56Speaker 5: Kaitlyn, that doesn't count because you still before she needs
- 11:00Speaker 5: it's two to one. It's fine, Kelsey Mitchell.
- 11:12Speaker 2: Different right there? All right? One. Do y'all know who
- 11:16Speaker 2: this is? Though? Mhm h e not Raven? Nope? Then
- 11:25Speaker 2: Wills is turning my drink? What to give us a?
- 11:30Speaker 2: Give us a?
- 11:31Speaker 5: Uh?
- 11:32Speaker 2: Her Celtics Boston. Her name is Boston. Her last name
- 11:38Speaker 2: is I don't know, Aliah Boston, Aliah Boston.
- 11:45Speaker 1: That's Raven Johnson, Yes, yep, yep.
- 11:48Speaker 2: Was there anybody else I know? Do y'all know?
- 11:52Speaker 1: I know she's in a relationship with another girl.
- 11:56Speaker 2: I don't know who was She.
- 11:58Speaker 1: She's really good too, yep, she she's.
- 12:02Speaker 2: Really good and she's on the same team as the
- 12:07Speaker 2: person she's Yeah, I know that. What her name start?
- 12:10Speaker 2: We give it to me?
- 12:11Speaker 1: Te uh page turn no page?
- 12:18Speaker 2: What Beckers you said with a T?
- 12:21Speaker 3: No?
- 12:22Speaker 2: I didn't. She just said a t she didn't.
- 12:24Speaker 1: Okay, Page Bakers, I know I know of her.
- 12:27Speaker 2: I think that's somebody's logging to the n b A
- 12:30Speaker 2: t V. I promise I will know more. All right, Well, uh, kigy,
- 12:38Speaker 2: you don't win everything. You can't win them all. We probably,
- 12:44Speaker 2: but you know, but you know what you you did
- 12:46Speaker 2: win in today.
- 12:47Speaker 3: You came in here looking and smelling like you deserve
- 12:50Speaker 3: to get your ass eight.
- 12:51Speaker 2: So let's she's crazy.
- 12:59Speaker 3: It was about to say you just you look like
- 13:01Speaker 3: you need your ass beat.
- 13:03Speaker 2: That's but he said some whole other sh.
- 13:06Speaker 1: You want to get her as eight smello good looking good, Yeah.
- 13:13Speaker 2: Because we are so glad that it is the summertime.
- 13:15Speaker 1: Because baby, these dresses give it mate out.
- 13:21Speaker 2: The niggas is tired of us wearing Leah tardz and Jeords.
- 13:26Speaker 3: No listen, I've been I've been spring speaking of Jeords.
- 13:33Speaker 2: No no, no, I've been spring cleaning.
- 13:35Speaker 3: So I can say that this dress came from I
- 13:38Speaker 3: want to say, sheen like three years.
- 13:40Speaker 2: And you look really snatched in it. Amazing.
- 13:42Speaker 1: The girls that sitting in what waists the ass is poking.
- 13:45Speaker 1: You look amazing. And let's tell the girlies tell her
- 13:48Speaker 1: the combination that you have on.
- 13:51Speaker 3: So yeah, I've been giving compliments all day, no joking anyway, honestly, Valentino.
- 13:57Speaker 2: The pink and black mhm.
- 14:00Speaker 3: They they literally key, I done got like one two
- 14:05Speaker 3: which one pink and black one and then also mixed
- 14:10Speaker 3: it with good girl the baby pink heel.
- 14:14Speaker 2: Okay, okay, what let me smell you. I want to
- 14:19Speaker 2: get a whiff you can. It's my time to shine
- 14:23Speaker 2: in the city. Literally, I already got. They already talked
- 14:26Speaker 2: about you smell nice. I like it. You said you
- 14:30Speaker 2: could smell it from there, so I'm just kidding. He
- 14:34Speaker 2: couldn't smell you.
- 14:35Speaker 1: I'm tired from the door from let me not be
- 14:39Speaker 1: cocking the.
- 14:41Speaker 2: Fuck you don't listen to you? Okay. I've had a
- 14:46Speaker 2: rough week, so I looked like shit today. He looks
- 14:49Speaker 2: so cute, sporty spice. It's giving twenty twenty six Jork girly.
- 14:56Speaker 3: Five fingers, Uh, what about to say five my finger
- 15:00Speaker 3: discount my finger, toes, five toes shoes Okay.
- 15:07Speaker 2: It never it's raining. It's pouring down today, so it's like.
- 15:13Speaker 1: It was perfectly fine when I left. I just didn't
- 15:15Speaker 1: feel like putting on the clothes.
- 15:16Speaker 2: It looks so cute, you and earthy. I love stripes.
- 15:24Speaker 2: You look amazing. Look yeah, you look really good. I
- 15:30Speaker 2: love the whole focus. Why are they growing out?
- 15:36Speaker 3: It's fine, I need a feeling on my everything's.
- 15:39Speaker 2: Done bad as our sisters are toes hec and.
- 15:44Speaker 3: Acting too cool for school. Bro, She's like, it's our
- 15:48Speaker 3: other sister's birthday. She's like, I'm sorry, I can't do
- 15:50Speaker 3: it right now because of Manaia's birthday. Like, bro, all right,
- 15:54Speaker 3: speaking of my night's birthday. Tea came in and motherfucker
- 15:57Speaker 3: with the with the middle park. But then I'm like, oh,
- 16:00Speaker 3: you're like, okay, I'm gone, your little buss down here.
- 16:04Speaker 3: I just want to see do a length check, you know, yeah,
- 16:08Speaker 3: curlyon know the curls. Don't let the curls fool you.
- 16:11Speaker 3: Your ship probably touch in the middle of your Yeah,
- 16:13Speaker 3: I want to.
- 16:14Speaker 2: See your Yeah, I'm not gonna do it. I'm gonna
- 16:16Speaker 2: do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna see see
- 16:18Speaker 2: see where it's he.
- 16:20Speaker 4: Like, if your cousin or your family like a professional,
- 16:24Speaker 4: or your discount.
- 16:26Speaker 1: No, no, look my collar right now.
- 16:33Speaker 2: No, I don't I don't. I think, look at if
- 16:36Speaker 2: you're lookout on the price I'm gonna take.
- 16:38Speaker 1: If your family is a professional, do you do they
- 16:41Speaker 1: owe you a discount, like if they do any type?
- 16:45Speaker 3: Okay, real, My sister will look at me, do a
- 16:51Speaker 3: feeling for me, and I'll be like, what are you
- 16:53Speaker 3: should be?
- 16:53Speaker 2: Like twenty five sixty?
- 16:54Speaker 3: Y'all throw a little smooth little sixty maybe eighty.
- 16:58Speaker 2: On my good days.
- 16:59Speaker 1: Wait, yo, she twenty five dollars and you give her
- 17:02Speaker 1: sixty dollars.
- 17:02Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's what's up.
- 17:04Speaker 3: Y'all always like that because our sisters, like they always
- 17:09Speaker 3: try to throw us deals, even our flooris sister or whatever.
- 17:12Speaker 2: So when she throwed me deals.
- 17:14Speaker 3: The last time she threw me a deal, she gave
- 17:17Speaker 3: me like I gave I paid her money and she
- 17:19Speaker 3: gave me like forty dollars back. I'm like, bitch, I
- 17:22Speaker 3: know that you're my sister and you're giving me a deal,
- 17:25Speaker 3: so I'm like giving you extra on top of it, Like, girl,
- 17:31Speaker 3: don't give me no motherfucking deal.
- 17:32Speaker 2: Bitch.
- 17:33Speaker 1: I love that for y'all, and I feel like y'all
- 17:34Speaker 1: are beautiful, outstanding women. And as we go into words
- 17:40Speaker 1: from the block but before.
- 17:42Speaker 3: But we didn't even get into your shoes though, what
- 17:45Speaker 3: about the shoes?
- 17:46Speaker 2: What about my shoes?
- 17:47Speaker 3: It's so cute. We can't skip over the shoes because
- 17:50Speaker 3: didn't the guys have something to say about those?
- 17:53Speaker 1: Yeah, they said these were like workout shoes for fucking
- 17:57Speaker 1: cross path or something. But I don't know cross fit, CrossFit, CrossFit,
- 18:01Speaker 1: what's funny?
- 18:02Speaker 2: Crossbad. I think they're able. I think they're the game. However,
- 18:07Speaker 2: I think that they're like sold out right now. They are.
- 18:11Speaker 2: They have a list I'm on, like the little slipper ones.
- 18:14Speaker 2: I had to buy some fake ones because they sold
- 18:17Speaker 2: sold out. You put some ones what they are? What
- 18:21Speaker 2: are they like? But they have the brand name on.
- 18:26Speaker 3: It and y'all.
- 18:31Speaker 2: I would have bought the real ones, but they didn't
- 18:34Speaker 2: have them, so ship, I'm like, fuck it. I slid
- 18:38Speaker 2: them to me.
- 18:39Speaker 1: Yeah, but honestly, I was like, I haven't been like
- 18:41Speaker 1: looking cute. I've been really chilled on the couch. So
- 18:43Speaker 1: I was talking about getting cute today and putting on
- 18:45Speaker 1: some kitten heels. As I was getting dresses do it
- 18:47Speaker 1: was like, hey, them little bitty has hills, y'all wear
- 18:50Speaker 1: lead that ship alone.
- 18:51Speaker 2: Them is too low. Them it's too ugly. And I'm like,
- 18:53Speaker 2: don't nobody want to be in the club with their
- 18:54Speaker 2: feet hr? And like how long business? How okay? Like
- 19:02Speaker 2: did you better? Like you look like you off the ground?
- 19:04Speaker 2: What are you doing with these? My last heels? But
- 19:05Speaker 2: I love a good kit in hell? How do you
- 19:07Speaker 2: feel about them? And for us to be comfortable in
- 19:10Speaker 2: the club. I got a cute little I love kitten heels.
- 19:17Speaker 1: Let's do it. Let's do it, Capris and kitten heels
- 19:20Speaker 1: around this motherfucker Caprice. Yeah, I love I love a
- 19:26Speaker 1: good kit in him.
- 19:27Speaker 2: I had a guy tell me he can't stand wedges.
- 19:30Speaker 2: I love wedges. How do you about wedges? Or around
- 19:34Speaker 2: with wedges in the summer? He like, nah, he said
- 19:37Speaker 2: the motherfucker he said them ships is ugly. I love
- 19:40Speaker 2: a good wedge.
- 19:41Speaker 3: Wedges feel like you can go out all night, Yes,
- 19:44Speaker 3: come home at six in the morning.
- 19:46Speaker 2: We can dance, so we're mustard. Yeah, let's do it.
- 19:50Speaker 3: Come on, you have anything about against wedges or you're
- 19:55Speaker 3: the only guy that we have an opinion?
- 19:58Speaker 2: Like, okay, wedges are cute. We just came back.
- 20:01Speaker 1: They used to be an auntie shoe though, and you
- 20:03Speaker 1: know those.
- 20:04Speaker 2: Mob they just come back.
- 20:13Speaker 4: Is like, don't make you curious?
- 20:17Speaker 2: Okay, amen, mm hmmm, because I can wear whatever.
- 20:22Speaker 3: Like the hair cut that big head, I thought, honestly,
- 20:27Speaker 3: you know what it's so he was out here looking
- 20:29Speaker 3: like Gilly heard trop was beefing that day, and I
- 20:35Speaker 3: just knew that if we weren't beefing, then I wouldn't
- 20:38Speaker 3: wear that hat.
- 20:39Speaker 2: But I asked Barbie.
- 20:39Speaker 3: But you know, Barbie has an eccentric so it's like
- 20:45Speaker 3: it was cool. It was cute if the Knicks had
- 20:48Speaker 3: won the championship that week or something.
- 20:50Speaker 2: But it was cute. What was it? Terrible trap? Mm
- 20:56Speaker 2: hmm okay, I didn't speaking of Trump, this big she
- 21:00Speaker 2: don't never.
- 21:00Speaker 3: I would like to say, somebody call me, no much
- 21:06Speaker 3: will be tolerated.
- 21:07Speaker 2: Are you about to say?
- 21:08Speaker 3: Somebody called me this week and they was like you
- 21:11Speaker 3: was supposed to throw check the big bitch. I'm like,
- 21:13Speaker 3: what are you talking about? And they were like that
- 21:15Speaker 3: big girl. Trump says you got bullied by.
- 21:17Speaker 2: The big girl.
- 21:18Speaker 3: I'm like, all right now that ship when we was
- 21:23Speaker 3: just potting, I actually didn't get bullied by a big girl.
- 21:26Speaker 2: Katina was not even there.
- 21:28Speaker 3: This bitch was in the lot of the fair by
- 21:31Speaker 3: time that shit happened or whatever.
- 21:34Speaker 2: But I realized one thing about Trump. She do not
- 21:36Speaker 2: hooke fun at herself.
- 21:37Speaker 3: She's not gonna like she gonna hide the truth or
- 21:39Speaker 3: I might be telling the story and I might leave
- 21:42Speaker 3: out her part, And it's up to her.
- 21:43Speaker 2: She want to add that party in or not? Are
- 21:45Speaker 2: you about to add it in? There?
- 21:48Speaker 3: She's going to stretch the truth like when it come
- 21:51Speaker 3: to me, But when it come to her, she'd be
- 21:53Speaker 3: hot in that shade.
- 21:53Speaker 2: Like. She literally let.
- 21:55Speaker 3: Me sit here, and I was like, yeah, we fought
- 21:59Speaker 3: on the last day of school and she put a
- 22:01Speaker 3: scratch on my forehead and I went to graduation fucked up.
- 22:04Speaker 2: This witch really let me sit here and say that.
- 22:06Speaker 2: She said, yeah, my neck, my back, no bit your eye.
- 22:09Speaker 2: You didn't say nothing about y'all. You what you want
- 22:13Speaker 2: to say? I got bullied by the big girl. Okay, ma'ams, ma'ams.
- 22:18Speaker 2: That was really weird. That was why would you say
- 22:22Speaker 2: I got bullied by that big girl? Say you got bullied?
- 22:28Speaker 3: Say that.
- 22:31Speaker 2: I didn't say that. It is out the mud. I was, Oh,
- 22:35Speaker 2: my weird. No, y'all make weird, then it has to
- 22:40Speaker 2: be words from the block bird.
- 22:44Speaker 1: We see this a lot in our comments. I never
- 22:47Speaker 1: knew what a bird was.
- 22:48Speaker 2: Until we started this goddamn podcast.
- 22:50Speaker 1: I feel like as soon as as soon as I'm
- 22:53Speaker 1: going to tell you, but I just I just want
- 22:55Speaker 1: to get.
- 22:56Speaker 4: A bird congo that was a bird ass congo.
- 22:59Speaker 1: That was not a bird combo. That's just this, that's
- 23:01Speaker 1: just the birds.
- 23:03Speaker 2: They're just It's okay.
- 23:05Speaker 3: We talked about say, is I am never the aggressor, y'all.
- 23:09Speaker 2: That's all I'm say is I don't never start so bird, y'all.
- 23:13Speaker 1: The terminology started in the u K. Just as a
- 23:17Speaker 1: casual term, but it came to the just s United
- 23:20Speaker 1: States and then they made it a derogatory term, so
- 23:24Speaker 1: meaning unintelligent, easily influenced, and just value and four parents.
- 23:32Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
- 23:34Speaker 3: If she pushes, you know, because that's not even how
- 23:40Speaker 3: it happened in but pobbed in that moment.
- 23:43Speaker 2: However, she didn't, though she did, she might, that bitch right,
- 23:47Speaker 2: So then she looking at me. I'm looking at her,
- 23:49Speaker 2: and all her bitches is looking at me.
- 23:51Speaker 1: Like the most derogatory terms intelligence, influence or just value
- 23:58Speaker 1: for her about hearing they weren't about now he's stop
- 24:03Speaker 1: being childish.
- 24:04Speaker 2: He's definitely being childish. Women fighting brain activity tomorrow.
- 24:09Speaker 3: Story is I did not fight Resusia because unintelligent.
- 24:14Speaker 2: I didn't fight easily number just about you or it was.
- 24:19Speaker 3: Very much like a pretty bitch vibe, like what the
- 24:22Speaker 3: fuck you look like?
- 24:24Speaker 2: Fighting as big as that was not even all the
- 24:27Speaker 2: way about that.
- 24:28Speaker 3: My friends nobody, My friends were literally.
- 24:33Speaker 1: Now bitch, bitch bothers me so bad now. I never
- 24:38Speaker 1: used to care about the term bitch. So maybe am
- 24:41Speaker 1: I getting like self work now or something like when
- 24:43Speaker 1: a man says bitch, it's really really cringey to me now,
- 24:46Speaker 1: and that's why I'm.
- 24:46Speaker 2: Looking at you.
- 24:47Speaker 4: So you said that acting like some bitches.
- 24:49Speaker 1: Like I'm like, no, I'm not saying they're acting like bitches, but.
- 24:54Speaker 2: I was by.
- 25:00Speaker 1: Easily influenced or just valued for her priance? Is the No,
- 25:09Speaker 1: that big bitch was a bird, that bird, that big
- 25:12Speaker 1: bitch eagle.
- 25:17Speaker 2: Listen, I say all this.
- 25:22Speaker 1: We had this conversation before about having your nigga call
- 25:26Speaker 1: you like bitch, like my bitch instead of my girl.
- 25:31Speaker 2: I don't like that ship.
- 25:33Speaker 3: Okay, I don't call me, yo, bitch, that's my girl.
- 25:38Speaker 3: The only place that I want a man to call
- 25:41Speaker 3: me a bitch at in the bedroom, the bedroom from
- 25:46Speaker 3: ye from behind that comes.
- 25:47Speaker 4: From Yeah, this is my bitch. They don't come from
- 25:51Speaker 4: here from.
- 25:54Speaker 2: It's a look at it. Probably it's it's it's definitely
- 25:58Speaker 2: a little ghetto.
- 25:59Speaker 1: But I was talking to my friend and he was
- 26:01Speaker 1: just like, I mean, it's just all that I know,
- 26:02Speaker 1: Like it's literally a turn of endearment.
- 26:04Speaker 2: From up north. He from Garrier or Chicago, which I
- 26:08Speaker 2: don't know my geographic ship. I think up north, of
- 26:12Speaker 2: course he is. That's some ship they do.
- 26:14Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was just like, you can say my girl,
- 26:16Speaker 1: you don't have to say my bitches, Like that's the
- 26:18Speaker 1: same thing as you saying my nigga.
- 26:19Speaker 2: But I'm like, I don't even really say my nigga,
- 26:21Speaker 2: like my man, my me, and my man, my girl
- 26:26Speaker 2: or my woman. You could even say my old lady
- 26:29Speaker 2: before you stay.
- 26:30Speaker 3: That's what I said, Like, literally, my girl, my one
- 26:36Speaker 3: nigga who might call me his bitch and he could
- 26:38Speaker 3: get away with it. But that's only because we like
- 26:40Speaker 3: came in like we was dating forever ages ago. So
- 26:44Speaker 3: it's like this how you're established exactly. So it's like,
- 26:49Speaker 3: but if you coming in my life at this.
- 26:51Speaker 2: Big age, bitch, don't call me no bitch. Do you
- 26:53Speaker 2: want me to call you a bitch back?
- 26:55Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 26:57Speaker 2: And I don't want that.
- 26:58Speaker 3: I don't want the dynamic between me and a man
- 27:02Speaker 3: to be like, oh, we're calling each other bitch, yeah,
- 27:05Speaker 3: and you don't care if we're arguing.
- 27:06Speaker 2: I don't care if we're playing exactly.
- 27:08Speaker 3: I'm scarred to this day like that bitch word will
- 27:10Speaker 3: fly in my mouth so quick, and I just literally
- 27:13Speaker 3: I'm trying to outgrow up. I'm trying really bad hard
- 27:15Speaker 3: to outgrow and I feel like I can't if I
- 27:18Speaker 3: keep letting niggas call me the bitch.
- 27:20Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I don't got it.
- 27:23Speaker 1: And then like even I never you know, some girls
- 27:25Speaker 1: used to be like, who are you calling a bitch?
- 27:26Speaker 1: Like I felk, you know, they used to be so offended.
- 27:28Speaker 1: But I never I never really cared, like if a man,
- 27:30Speaker 1: like if we were arguing, he called me a bitch,
- 27:32Speaker 1: so I didn't.
- 27:33Speaker 2: Fuck you you a bitch your mama? I never care.
- 27:35Speaker 2: But now when when I have your mom bitch, yeah,
- 27:37Speaker 2: when I hear me and saying bitch. It just feels
- 27:39Speaker 2: so filthy.
- 27:40Speaker 1: It's just like I don't like that, damn Yeah, like
- 27:44Speaker 1: or even call it at.
- 27:46Speaker 2: This point in my life.
- 27:48Speaker 3: Like if I'm dating somebody or we're talking and we
- 27:52Speaker 3: get into an argument, like and it gets to the
- 27:55Speaker 3: point where you call.
- 27:56Speaker 2: Me a bitch, I just know you're not the nigga,
- 27:58Speaker 2: You're not the guy for me.
- 28:00Speaker 3: Like this is not because once they do it once,
- 28:04Speaker 3: it's just gonna keep on happening.
- 28:07Speaker 2: I'm gonna call you a bitch too.
- 28:13Speaker 4: Yeah, let me see what he gonna do.
- 28:16Speaker 2: I don't playing games is for kids.
- 28:18Speaker 4: It is.
- 28:19Speaker 3: I don't play games no more. I used to, but
- 28:22Speaker 3: I don't do that ship no more. We grown as hell.
- 28:24Speaker 3: I'm not trying to test you, don't test me. Let's
- 28:28Speaker 3: just be genuine and be real with all our interactions.
- 28:32Speaker 1: And yeah, but I had a question for y'all kind
- 28:37Speaker 1: of a conversation that was being half but I mean
- 28:41Speaker 1: we kind of touched on it about like dating someone
- 28:43Speaker 1: that's kind of like ghetto like or a street you know,
- 28:47Speaker 1: a street guy. Have y'all ever felt like somebody was
- 28:50Speaker 1: just too extremely just out there, to too deep in
- 28:54Speaker 1: the trenches. Too deep in the mood and what does
- 28:57Speaker 1: that look like for a guy, because we know what
- 28:58Speaker 1: it looks like for a grower, for both of y'all, Like,
- 29:01Speaker 1: how do y'all feel?
- 29:03Speaker 3: I feel like I can definitely date it people that
- 29:06Speaker 3: were like ratchet as hell, hood is hell, and it's
- 29:10Speaker 3: fine because this is the thing.
- 29:11Speaker 2: Our city is pretty ghetto. But it's like it's fine
- 29:16Speaker 2: when we're at home.
- 29:17Speaker 3: But I feel like when you go places because I'm
- 29:20Speaker 3: the type of person like I can fit in many spaces.
- 29:24Speaker 3: So but when you're dating someone who can't do that,
- 29:27Speaker 3: you just be like, damn, they really can't adjust or
- 29:31Speaker 3: they really can't like damn they.
- 29:32Speaker 2: Really go as hell. Yeah, So what is like a
- 29:36Speaker 2: ghetto girl? Like what's too ghetto for a girl? I
- 29:40Speaker 2: would never say, like it's such a thing as like
- 29:42Speaker 2: being too ghetto.
- 29:44Speaker 3: I think one thing that a girl can do that's
- 29:47Speaker 3: too ghetto is when you don't know how to dress
- 29:49Speaker 3: the part, or like you don't know how to dress
- 29:52Speaker 3: appropriately for wherever it is that we're going.
- 29:55Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
- 29:56Speaker 3: Like that's one of the main things that plays a
- 30:00Speaker 3: factor for girls, for females.
- 30:04Speaker 2: When it comes to that ghetto shit.
- 30:06Speaker 1: And I think this is kind of for men and
- 30:08Speaker 1: women being loud, like we're in a certain space, like
- 30:11Speaker 1: being overly loud or overly cussing, saying bitch and nigga
- 30:15Speaker 1: and stuff like that in the wrong settings.
- 30:17Speaker 2: Like you have to be able to turn that shit off.
- 30:19Speaker 3: One thing that also irritates me, Like I've been on
- 30:23Speaker 3: just like you know, very surface level situations like dates
- 30:27Speaker 3: with guys, and I felt like they were too ghetto
- 30:31Speaker 3: or they were just like they had like an ignorance
- 30:35Speaker 3: to them that I couldn't relate to and that I
- 30:37Speaker 3: didn't like, Like we could be out to eat and
- 30:42Speaker 3: you just constantly got this damn waiter running and running
- 30:47Speaker 3: and running and running instead of like clustering like bro
- 30:51Speaker 3: cluster your needs, and like the ignorance comes in with
- 30:56Speaker 3: the inconsideration and like you just every time this motherfucker
- 31:01Speaker 3: come back to the table, you need something else, and
- 31:03Speaker 3: you need something else. It's just like a real lack
- 31:07Speaker 3: of consideration for the person servicing us, or like people
- 31:15Speaker 3: who just get do too much and sending stuff back
- 31:19Speaker 3: and not not to say like of course we want
- 31:22Speaker 3: you to be happy with your service and your meal
- 31:25Speaker 3: or whatever, but it's like if it's doing too much, like, bro,
- 31:28Speaker 3: if you're taxing it, like at this point, I'm embarrassed.
- 31:32Speaker 1: But I do think we kind of get Black people
- 31:35Speaker 1: kind of get a negative light on that if like
- 31:37Speaker 1: if we're not happy with our serfs and stuff like that,
- 31:39Speaker 1: but a white person could do the same.
- 31:41Speaker 2: Thing and they don't they don't play. And that's the thing.
- 31:45Speaker 2: I would rather call it being ignorant than call it
- 31:50Speaker 2: in that sense.
- 31:51Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I rather say that, But I've been around
- 31:54Speaker 3: people who are like repeat offenders, like you do this
- 31:57Speaker 3: everywhere we go, or like I've around people who do
- 32:01Speaker 3: it and maybe like nah, they gonna knock something off
- 32:03Speaker 3: this bill, Like bro, that's your intent, Like if you're
- 32:08Speaker 3: if you're dissatisfied or you really don't like your food,
- 32:11Speaker 3: then by all means, for sure send it to the people.
- 32:15Speaker 3: Like even if I don't like it, it gotta be
- 32:17Speaker 3: really really bad for me to send it back.
- 32:19Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and you it don't even got to get
- 32:22Speaker 2: to that point.
- 32:23Speaker 3: But if you doing this everywhere we go or like
- 32:27Speaker 3: you just you just gotta chip on your shoulder every
- 32:30Speaker 3: time we getting served, Like.
- 32:33Speaker 1: I don't like that shit, what cause you know, are
- 32:36Speaker 1: y'all like open to like trying new foods and stuff
- 32:38Speaker 1: when you go out?
- 32:39Speaker 3: Yes?
- 32:40Speaker 1: So is it anything that like you didn't like as
- 32:43Speaker 1: a kid that you like now?
- 32:45Speaker 3: It's a lot of stuff I didn't like it to get.
- 32:47Speaker 3: My favorite food is salad, and I did not like
- 32:50Speaker 3: salad when I was a kid. Like my granny used
- 32:53Speaker 3: to always make us eat salad when she made spaghetti,
- 32:56Speaker 3: and it used to literally make me have to throw up.
- 32:58Speaker 3: I didn't eat it with rancher anything like. It was
- 33:01Speaker 3: just like straight lettuce. That's how bad you No, No,
- 33:05Speaker 3: that's how I wanted. That's how I ate it, because
- 33:07Speaker 3: she would make me eat it because it's like the
- 33:08Speaker 3: veggie with the food or whatever. So I would have
- 33:11Speaker 3: to mix it into my spaghetti. But now it's like
- 33:13Speaker 3: my favorite food. That's a good thing.
- 33:15Speaker 2: I need to start making my spaghetti. That's something I
- 33:19Speaker 2: ate a lot as a kid, and I just don't
- 33:21Speaker 2: like it no more. I can't. What is something that
- 33:23Speaker 2: you didn't like that you like now? Bough, guacamolepivocado? I
- 33:30Speaker 2: just started. I can't eat coast clau now too, I
- 33:33Speaker 2: can make it right, I cannot. You did you eat
- 33:36Speaker 2: the Coast law.
- 33:37Speaker 3: When we went to that family reunion in Tennessee a
- 33:40Speaker 3: few months back or whatever family function, it was so good.
- 33:48Speaker 3: I never I don't know, it depends on who makes it,
- 33:51Speaker 3: but that coast, what does it taste like?
- 33:53Speaker 2: Like sweet? It was sweet and fresh.
- 33:56Speaker 3: It was like just this freshness and sweetness to it.
- 34:00Speaker 3: And I can't eat like because the white people coastl
- 34:04Speaker 3: be having like this surenness to it and I can't.
- 34:08Speaker 2: Fuck with that. But are people they coast?
- 34:12Speaker 3: All?
- 34:12Speaker 2: That ship was good.
- 34:13Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to try it. I used to didn't
- 34:14Speaker 1: eat like deviled eggs, potato salad. I eat all of that,
- 34:17Speaker 1: give me all my whole life.
- 34:19Speaker 3: One thing I can't eat and will never be able
- 34:21Speaker 3: to eat ever cottage cheese.
- 34:24Speaker 2: Oh. I just had some cottage cheese on my salad today,
- 34:27Speaker 2: like a salad salad. You yeah, I'll be just trying
- 34:31Speaker 2: to be healthy. And she like you was getting some protein,
- 34:34Speaker 2: so you would eat yogurt over cottage cheese.
- 34:38Speaker 3: Yeah, yogurt is disgusting. I don't think I will ever
- 34:41Speaker 3: fuck with yogurt it How these cheese don't taste like nothing?
- 34:46Speaker 3: And my daddy used to put ship is nasty. She's
- 34:51Speaker 3: on the mac macaroni.
- 34:53Speaker 2: It's good in mac. It is good in mac. But
- 34:56Speaker 2: if you don't taste the cottage the different, I'm gonna
- 35:00Speaker 2: have to try it. And I probably have tried it.
- 35:02Speaker 2: Some people probably definitely do it in they macaroni, but
- 35:05Speaker 2: I never in life. That's chocolate that ship tastes like
- 35:11Speaker 2: Totty Rolls. Have y'all ever like noticed that chocolate, like
- 35:15Speaker 2: like the chocolate like the chocolates cups is not that bad.
- 35:22Speaker 2: It's about below that like dollar Dollar.
- 35:26Speaker 3: Store, like the foil packaging chocolate that ship tastes like
- 35:31Speaker 3: Totty Rolls in chocolate form.
- 35:34Speaker 1: I don't know, but Dollar try guy. It comes out
- 35:35Speaker 1: every Easter. It's like a bunny and it's cookies and creams.
- 35:39Speaker 1: It's like Palmers cook get it, cookies and soul fire.
- 35:43Speaker 1: I love me some cookies. And speaking of candies, ship
- 35:48Speaker 1: is not sweet in my world. And I happen got.
- 35:53Speaker 2: Drunk run in my mouth.
- 35:55Speaker 3: So getting drunk gives me anxiety for this exact reason.
- 35:59Speaker 3: I wouldn't and everything, Bro, when I'm drunk, I'm the
- 36:03Speaker 3: Iaron fox Bro just making bad decisions constantly, constantly, So.
- 36:14Speaker 1: Yeah, running drunk running my mouth. So I told you, like,
- 36:18Speaker 1: this new little thing that I got going on is good.
- 36:21Speaker 1: Like I be up on the phone till six o'clock.
- 36:22Speaker 2: In the wood feeling like a little diddy little kids.
- 36:26Speaker 1: So I mean, we talk all day and so it's like,
- 36:29Speaker 1: you know, you're just overly sharing, overly talking, getting to
- 36:32Speaker 1: know each other.
- 36:32Speaker 2: I'm called the lord you over shared? What reason? I
- 36:39Speaker 2: don't know.
- 36:40Speaker 1: I opened up and told him that I'm more sexually
- 36:43Speaker 1: attracted to women than i am to men.
- 36:45Speaker 2: And he was like, what do you mean. I'm like,
- 36:47Speaker 2: a girl is gonna get my pussy wetter than a man.
- 36:50Speaker 2: Every king, that's fine the same way. Okay, you don't
- 36:53Speaker 2: see the problem. He was just like, be with a girl?
- 36:57Speaker 2: Then like why no for somebody to tell girl? And yeah, okay,
- 37:04Speaker 2: group project. So how do you feel, kicky? Because he
- 37:07Speaker 2: was like, shiit asks the girls.
- 37:09Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's fine. Obviously, I I have to
- 37:13Speaker 3: watch like women on women's corn. I was explaining it
- 37:17Speaker 3: to him, you know, but it's like, sexually, I'm more
- 37:21Speaker 3: attracted to women.
- 37:22Speaker 2: Romantically, I'm more attracted to men. And that's what I
- 37:25Speaker 2: what is the problem.
- 37:27Speaker 1: I said, It's like I don't, and I don't want
- 37:29Speaker 1: to disrespect because I am bisexual. I don't want to
- 37:31Speaker 1: disrespect and say it's like a kink. But what I'm
- 37:35Speaker 1: describing to you is damn near a kink. Like if
- 37:37Speaker 1: he was to tell me he likes.
- 37:38Speaker 2: Some overly freaky shit and that made him harder. And
- 37:42Speaker 2: it's not even a kink.
- 37:43Speaker 3: It's just a sexual preference, like or it's just like
- 37:48Speaker 3: you know, it's something that gets my will turning.
- 37:51Speaker 4: It's like I.
- 37:52Speaker 2: Wouldn't call it a preference, not in my world, because preference.
- 37:56Speaker 2: I think I prefer men.
- 37:58Speaker 3: But like, if you really want to give me out
- 38:02Speaker 3: of my body, bring up that bitch in the room.
- 38:05Speaker 2: Bitch, you gonna see me turn all the way up.
- 38:08Speaker 1: He like, he like.
- 38:12Speaker 2: He like, how was twenty seven?
- 38:15Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the problem.
- 38:19Speaker 2: Because if you make it to see twenty five, Yeah
- 38:22Speaker 2: he's not.
- 38:22Speaker 1: He's a real grown man and like the way he
- 38:24Speaker 1: carries hisself and everything like that. But but yeah, but
- 38:33Speaker 1: like I was just like damn, and I like when
- 38:35Speaker 1: he was telling me about it, I felt bad because
- 38:37Speaker 1: I had to put it in perspective like, Okay, that's
- 38:39Speaker 1: like him telling me, Well, I only like I'm more
- 38:44Speaker 1: sexually turned on by Asian women, but I'll only be
- 38:47Speaker 1: with a black woman.
- 38:48Speaker 2: So to hear that, you would be like, damn. So
- 38:50Speaker 2: maybe there's an insecurity there because he can't provide that.
- 38:54Speaker 1: But everything's fired. That's why I'm telling him. I'm like,
- 38:56Speaker 1: it's not like a girl can come and take me
- 38:58Speaker 1: from you. A girl actually got my am to call
- 39:00Speaker 1: me dal and I didn't know women could be dal
- 39:02Speaker 1: and I thought that was hilarious.
- 39:04Speaker 2: Gay for real. A girl could never like y'all.
- 39:07Speaker 3: Like you said, a girl get you warning like bitches
- 39:12Speaker 3: though I don't sexually, Yeah, sexually, then you like them sexually.
- 39:18Speaker 2: I don't prefer bitches sexually. Itch, you're gayer than me. No,
- 39:22Speaker 2: I'm not. I just only be gay. I'll be on
- 39:25Speaker 2: that time and when I'm drunk. I don't really like bitches.
- 39:29Speaker 3: Yo.
- 39:30Speaker 2: That's the suppressed me, and that's what you're suppressing. It
- 39:35Speaker 2: doesn't get anything. You're gay on this couch. You're not.
- 39:42Speaker 3: That. Women turn you all more than men sexually, But
- 39:44Speaker 3: you're gayer than me. Now, if you women, you gotta know,
- 39:50Speaker 3: trust me.
- 39:52Speaker 2: We only been around. You'll be far too long, you know. No,
- 40:00Speaker 2: I'm just not magnet.
- 40:03Speaker 3: You'll see your witness this no no, no, no, no
- 40:07Speaker 3: no no no, no, bitch, bitch, because you're a fucking chick.
- 40:11Speaker 2: Magnet doesn't man.
- 40:14Speaker 3: But you'll be going, storry, bitch, I'll be going because
- 40:17Speaker 3: I'm a I'm a girl.
- 40:19Speaker 4: Exactly this bit.
- 40:21Speaker 2: I'm telling you. The bitch is. This bitch is gayer
- 40:24Speaker 2: than me. I'm just freaking what. I don't remember that
- 40:32Speaker 2: at all, my friend. Who no, but this is this
- 40:41Speaker 2: is the world. She's gayer.
- 40:43Speaker 3: I'm freakier. That's that's really all about. Women turn you
- 40:48Speaker 3: on more than men. And I'm getting you, yes, and you.
- 40:52Speaker 2: Actually because I'm always but you actually gay relationship.
- 40:59Speaker 1: You've been a it was a stem okay, but either way,
- 41:02Speaker 1: you've been in a relationship. You've been in a relationship
- 41:07Speaker 1: with a woman.
- 41:08Speaker 3: Oh yes, hell no, we were kids that she was
- 41:11Speaker 3: puppy that when she was kids too, y'all was not kids.
- 41:15Speaker 2: What I was like seventeen, Literally, I need y'all help, bitch.
- 41:22Speaker 3: All that other that that jail bird ship, that ship,
- 41:24Speaker 3: don't you was with a jailbirded girl?
- 41:26Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I had her name. Get it out them whoa, whoa,
- 41:31Speaker 2: it's out the mundy some gay ship. That's some gay ship.
- 41:37Speaker 3: She's so you've been set it on the nigga in
- 41:39Speaker 3: the bitch you did, she said, don't call her no bitch,
- 41:43Speaker 3: though I don't.
- 41:44Speaker 2: Call it no bitch, babe, look at it. No, no, no, okay,
- 41:50Speaker 2: that's it. Yeah and she blushes. Let's okay, back to
- 42:02Speaker 2: helping Barbie. All right.
- 42:04Speaker 1: So he felt just like he felt away about it,
- 42:07Speaker 1: and I do like him. So I was trying to like,
- 42:10Speaker 1: you know, but I guess now it's just like, how
- 42:13Speaker 1: do we get past it? Like you said, it's not
- 42:16Speaker 1: a big deal to you.
- 42:22Speaker 2: In her get your get your w n B A girl,
- 42:30Speaker 2: thank you for tuning in its five twenty somewhere, Please
- 42:33Speaker 2: like comment and.
- 42:34Speaker 3: Drive like oh what oh wait, hold on wait, I
- 42:39Speaker 3: don't say all right, shout out to Asia the Gold.
- 42:42Speaker 2: I just want to show her out just because she
- 42:45Speaker 2: is a club five to twenty fan. But she's so converted.
- 42:48Speaker 3: It's five to twenty somewhere, girly, Yes, doesn't cropping barbed down?
- 42:53Speaker 3: We love you more, Age Age the Goat, Asia, the Goat, Asia,
- 42:57Speaker 3: the Goat, We love you more.
- 43:00Speaker 2: Amen, Asia Theo. If she was someone her some one
- 43:06Speaker 2: name would be ill see you, okays a little, but
- 43:09Speaker 2: she literally spells it like our cousin. Yeah, I see
- 43:13Speaker 2: I see you. Is that not cute? It's cute. It's
- 43:16Speaker 2: my io cheese mm hmm. I love cheese bad too much.
- 43:24Speaker 2: So all right, cool, that's us, y'all. What one of
- 43:32Speaker 2: my it's giving? I know which one you are, Barb
- 43:35Speaker 2: obviously which one am? I?
- 43:37Speaker 1: I took pictures off your page, like the one in
- 43:42Speaker 1: the in the black, that's you, Kiki?
- 43:45Speaker 2: Okay. So Lotto dropped.
- 43:48Speaker 1: Lotto had a song and was like, I'm getting cracked
- 43:50Speaker 1: like some crab legs, and so she yeah, so not
- 43:54Speaker 1: ripped me out the plastic. It was on a new album,
- 43:57Speaker 1: but she was saying something he cracked me like some
- 43:59Speaker 1: crab legs. And so she put herself in a seafood
- 44:02Speaker 1: boyl and she had like, so is this okay what
- 44:08Speaker 1: I'm saying?
- 44:09Speaker 2: She didn't do that she on her page. It was
- 44:13Speaker 2: on her page. Yeah, so yeah, I put us in
- 44:15Speaker 2: the seafood boil. Look at it. We look tasty, look
- 44:19Speaker 2: like me. I don't know.
- 44:20Speaker 1: I took it off your page, a picture off your page.
- 44:22Speaker 1: It was from the night that don't look like you.
- 44:26Speaker 1: It was from that night when we was in her
- 44:28Speaker 1: Look at me, I look exactly super We know who
- 44:30Speaker 1: you is all look at the booty chin, but look
- 44:35Speaker 1: at my baby hair is thief.
- 44:40Speaker 2: But you did it? Where did it go? Where did
- 44:44Speaker 2: it go? When my face gets fatter and the ass disappears,
- 44:49Speaker 2: the ass disappears? Is crazy? You eat food.
- 44:53Speaker 1: I heard that love seafood. I heard that toxic boys
- 44:57Speaker 1: are toxic women. But I think that's fucking bullshit.
- 45:02Speaker 2: No, hell no, I think women who eat see food
- 45:05Speaker 2: boils are good women. I can make one too. Yeah,
- 45:10Speaker 2: so you put it. I know you put ranch on
- 45:12Speaker 2: your grab legs. Of course, talk us to you and
- 45:14Speaker 2: on the potatoes. Yeah, sauage.
- 45:17Speaker 3: Well I get the I get the the medium juicy
- 45:21Speaker 3: or whatever blend is. Because at crab Nini nine, what's
- 45:24Speaker 3: that ship called juicy boil grab sauce. I don't know
- 45:29Speaker 3: how you worked there in a few years.
- 45:33Speaker 2: I'm not there.
- 45:33Speaker 1: Nobody's employee. I'm actually looking for.
- 45:37Speaker 2: We gonna get behind that bar. You could get you
- 45:40Speaker 2: some good.
- 45:41Speaker 1: I trying to think I actually have something lined up.
- 45:44Speaker 2: On Tuesday, I'm gonna see someone I got something lined up.
- 45:47Speaker 2: I'm about to get the job again.
- 45:49Speaker 1: It's given the pursuit of happiness I'm about to give.
- 45:52Speaker 1: I'm getting back behind the bar, but on a higher level.
- 45:56Speaker 2: Chris, Chris, that would be tight.
- 45:59Speaker 3: Who they know they split their days, split their but
- 46:04Speaker 3: they make good money now.
- 46:05Speaker 1: They make great money. They're twenty percent and ship off
- 46:07Speaker 1: of their bills and stuff.
- 46:08Speaker 2: It's crazy. We gotta get you on that ruf Chris
- 46:14Speaker 2: at this point.
- 46:15Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I have something lined up, so I want
- 46:16Speaker 1: you guys to know how that goes. Tuesday, we'll talk,
- 46:18Speaker 1: we'll talk more about it, but I gotta let them know.
- 46:21Speaker 1: We got vacation planned in a few weeks.
- 46:23Speaker 2: So amen, Amen, you're about to be outside.
- 46:28Speaker 1: So hot take girls that the super boys are toxic?
- 46:31Speaker 1: What's your hot take?
- 46:32Speaker 2: Drop, I don't want to know. I want to know.
- 46:36Speaker 2: Let's get into it, my father, what do I take
- 46:40Speaker 2: it that motherfuckers we capping about the Yeah?
- 46:45Speaker 3: My hot take is, are you motherfuckers men women us
- 46:52Speaker 3: included y'all all, but on the internet capping about your standards?
- 46:59Speaker 2: I I wouldn't apply that to myself.
- 47:02Speaker 3: So like, for instance, the niggas who be in our
- 47:05Speaker 3: comments talking shit, talking.
- 47:06Speaker 2: About we're bird brands. They wouldn't never oh we're this,
- 47:12Speaker 2: that and the third bro, if we at you parting
- 47:17Speaker 2: on you freed you spent on you in real life?
- 47:21Speaker 2: Bitch your go what's that about? Week yo? Fuck? Who
- 47:26Speaker 2: ass nigga so easy?
- 47:28Speaker 3: But it's just like and this is the cap ass
- 47:30Speaker 3: ship that I'm talking about, Like just like women swear,
- 47:34Speaker 3: oh you gotta pay my rent to get some plassy.
- 47:37Speaker 2: Bitch that nigga.
- 47:38Speaker 3: I only gotta buy a lemon drop well slicker to
- 47:42Speaker 3: probably take your ass.
- 47:43Speaker 2: Home and I can't come, So I don't know. I
- 47:49Speaker 2: just feel like motherfuckers be capping. They be capping.
- 47:56Speaker 4: Sure, put your home. I'll just ask you.
- 48:05Speaker 1: I would say, I don't left with another nigga, though
- 48:07Speaker 1: I wouldn't say accident.
- 48:09Speaker 2: You let a nigga prep you for another nigga before.
- 48:11Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I had the shut to the nigga at
- 48:19Speaker 2: the bar.
- 48:20Speaker 4: A lot of niggas don't even know that they giving
- 48:23Speaker 4: her shots.
- 48:25Speaker 1: Because why do you think that you're about to I'm
- 48:27Speaker 1: going home to my nigga, but I do like or
- 48:30Speaker 1: my ex or might call my baby daddy.
- 48:32Speaker 3: You know, not not in real I'm not talking about
- 48:36Speaker 3: my real life I'm just talking about somebody's real life.
- 48:43Speaker 2: I but I do agree with the standard ships on
- 48:46Speaker 2: the internet.
- 48:47Speaker 1: Everybody wants a holier than dyll, not a rump shaker,
- 48:51Speaker 1: dresses what are button up to her collar, doesn't go
- 48:55Speaker 1: out to the club, only reads books during That is
- 48:59Speaker 1: not y'all, won't.
- 49:00Speaker 3: Yes, it sound as soon as the title come, that's
- 49:05Speaker 3: what we're gonna do.
- 49:06Speaker 2: But until then, because that's what me do, because that's
- 49:09Speaker 2: what me do.
- 49:09Speaker 3: You But it's the same thing with bitches who act like, ah,
- 49:12Speaker 3: a nigga gotta have this and a nigga gotta have that.
- 49:14Speaker 2: But the reality is, in this world, in this economy, bro,
- 49:21Speaker 2: a lot of.
- 49:21Speaker 3: Niggas don't have all that ship that bit you swear
- 49:26Speaker 3: a nigga gotta come with to fuck with you.
- 49:29Speaker 2: The internet rather be alone, I do. I definitely rather
- 49:34Speaker 2: be alone.
- 49:34Speaker 1: But I think that the Internet has sucked it up
- 49:36Speaker 1: so bad because now I see a bitch that's on
- 49:39Speaker 1: the private jet.
- 49:39Speaker 2: I see a bitch getting.
- 49:40Speaker 1: A go yard in the chanel in the trip and
- 49:43Speaker 1: flying first get.
- 49:44Speaker 2: A ship on in Dubai.
- 49:47Speaker 3: Well probably maybe you never know, but I me personally,
- 49:51Speaker 3: I would rather not get shipped on two girls, one
- 49:57Speaker 3: cup type ship. I'd rather not do that and just
- 50:00Speaker 3: have like a regular guy that can take it. Quit
- 50:05Speaker 3: acting like a nigga gotta pay your rent to fuck
- 50:07Speaker 3: with you. It's just not realistic. Yeah, it's like it's
- 50:11Speaker 3: really really not I agree, I don't know. You gotta
- 50:15Speaker 3: pay something.
- 50:16Speaker 2: I maybe okay, if somebody gotta pay something for you,
- 50:22Speaker 2: because life is hard and bills are and you are.
- 50:27Speaker 3: A motherfucker if life is hard for you and bills
- 50:31Speaker 3: are a motherfucker for you, aren't they hard for isn't
- 50:34Speaker 3: it hard for everybody?
- 50:35Speaker 2: But that's the that's the thing. I don't want a
- 50:37Speaker 2: nigga who's struggling. If you're struggling, then you don't right.
- 50:40Speaker 3: But who's they Maybe he's not struggling, but maybe he
- 50:44Speaker 3: just can't take on your fucking light bill.
- 50:46Speaker 2: He's just not that already paying his life.
- 50:48Speaker 1: How soon should he start paying bills and stuff?
- 50:51Speaker 2: How does that like? How does that go? Is that
- 50:54Speaker 2: a deal? I'm not gonna hold y'all.
- 50:56Speaker 3: I don't have niggas come into this situation and they like, yeah,
- 51:00Speaker 3: so I'm fucking with you now, So that means I
- 51:03Speaker 3: gotta spend list at the strip club. Now, I know,
- 51:06Speaker 3: I gotta pay this, or I gotta do this, or
- 51:08Speaker 3: I gotta look out for you, like put me into
- 51:11Speaker 3: your budget. Yeah, a budget me, that's fair. And I
- 51:17Speaker 3: already said this before. I'm not even a beggar. I
- 51:19Speaker 3: don't even ask I'm not gonna ask you for hearing money,
- 51:21Speaker 3: nail money. If my card fuck up, I'm gonna pay
- 51:24Speaker 3: for that on my own.
- 51:25Speaker 2: Why because I feel like you should already be giving
- 51:27Speaker 2: me some. So I'm not even about to ask.
- 51:29Speaker 3: You for that. But do you not realize So you're
- 51:34Speaker 3: a nine to fiver and you the men you speak of,
- 51:37Speaker 3: are they nine to fivers or are they not?
- 51:39Speaker 2: Potentially they could be business owners.
- 51:41Speaker 3: But I'm just saying if with you as a nine
- 51:44Speaker 3: to fiver, if if you were dating somebody and they
- 51:48Speaker 3: said you had to.
- 51:49Speaker 2: Fit them into your budget, but that's.
- 51:51Speaker 3: Not I'm not dad, though I know you're not a man.
- 51:54Speaker 3: But I'm just saying men are nine to fivers too,
- 51:58Speaker 3: And I'm not even on no pigmy shit, just on
- 52:00Speaker 3: some Devil's advocate shit. And just like.
- 52:04Speaker 2: The status of the socioeconomic climate that we're in.
- 52:10Speaker 3: Like is that not.
- 52:13Speaker 2: You know, like I like, this is the thing. I'm
- 52:17Speaker 2: not the fivers. You got kids.
- 52:20Speaker 3: He might have kids too, and then it's just like,
- 52:22Speaker 3: oh my gosh, to fit a motherfucker. Like I'm just thinking,
- 52:26Speaker 3: of course I'm not a male. But if I say
- 52:28Speaker 3: I was and I had to fit a bitch into
- 52:31Speaker 3: my budget, I'll be like, God damn, I don't want
- 52:34Speaker 3: to fit this vision in my budget. Face yeah, like
- 52:38Speaker 3: because this is the thing, Like I'm self sustainable on
- 52:40Speaker 3: my own, so you don't have to come over here.
- 52:42Speaker 2: But I feel like if you come over here, you
- 52:44Speaker 2: need to contribute something.
- 52:47Speaker 3: But that's just me right, And and that's the thing,
- 52:50Speaker 3: like people don't understand like it's a it's a given
- 52:53Speaker 3: and take Like to me, I feel like niggas are work.
- 52:55Speaker 2: What if he couldn't What if he couldn't do would
- 52:59Speaker 2: you go for this?
- 53:00Speaker 3: What if he didn't like fit you into your budget
- 53:03Speaker 3: and pay like this bill, that bill to third but
- 53:07Speaker 3: he got your grass cut every two weeks?
- 53:08Speaker 2: Would you go for that my grass cut? Yes? Not enough,
- 53:13Speaker 2: it's not enough. If you could be a man for
- 53:16Speaker 2: one day, what would you do?
- 53:19Speaker 3: I ain't gonna hold y'all, Okay, I think I think
- 53:22Speaker 3: my answer would be the same, what the fuck did trouble, say,
- 53:25Speaker 3: young tender, I'm gonna stick the whole dick cannonna. So
- 53:29Speaker 3: I'm gonna do that, and then I ain't even gonna
- 53:31Speaker 3: hold you. I'm gonna go see a couple of niggas
- 53:34Speaker 3: I gotta smack up. I owe a few niggas. I
- 53:36Speaker 3: gotta smack them up, but smack them cracking one thing something.
- 53:42Speaker 2: That's the first thing I'm going to do is.
- 53:47Speaker 3: No, I'm from ptero sexual ship because I'm a man,
- 53:50Speaker 3: and remember, and I just want to know I truthfully,
- 53:54Speaker 3: I have this theory that sex feels better for men
- 53:56Speaker 3: than it does for women.
- 53:58Speaker 2: I believe that so much. I think if a nigga
- 54:03Speaker 2: is doing to write, it feels better for us. But
- 54:07Speaker 2: what's the what's the like chances of that? I won't
- 54:11Speaker 2: I want my gripped and drips. See. I'm gonna go
- 54:14Speaker 2: see Barbie.
- 54:15Speaker 3: If she led me, I would say, I'll go see
- 54:17Speaker 3: Troup because I have this theory that Barbie got some
- 54:19Speaker 3: really good kouchie.
- 54:20Speaker 2: I have the same theory about trop However, that would
- 54:23Speaker 2: just be gross. I would not even dream of that.
- 54:28Speaker 2: Mm hmm. No, that's nasty. She'd be my fraternal, my fraternal.
- 54:35Speaker 1: But nobody what he's talking about. He talking about a
- 54:49Speaker 1: girl coming to keep me. I'll be on this couch,
- 54:51Speaker 1: just bloodhed and stuff. Okay, if I was a man
- 54:54Speaker 1: for a day, I would go see and I'll go
- 54:57Speaker 1: see being like which its tutie or not. I'm trying
- 55:04Speaker 1: to see him in the pan fan fans. Yeah, but no,
- 55:08Speaker 1: if I could be a man for a day, I
- 55:09Speaker 1: would definitely spend my day with a bunch of holes
- 55:12Speaker 1: tight with just a bunch of hose.
- 55:15Speaker 2: And I would be tricking. I wouldn't care. I would
- 55:17Speaker 2: definitely be a trick.
- 55:18Speaker 1: If I was a nigga, I would be tricking. Especially
- 55:23Speaker 1: but I really like, like if I don't.
- 55:25Speaker 2: Know, and I would do if I was you know, ass, Yes,
- 55:42Speaker 2: I'm putting my I'm putting my thing. I'm testing at
- 55:46Speaker 2: the buffet. We trying everything.
- 55:48Speaker 3: We're trying an Asian bitch, an Asian nigga, a white bitch,
- 55:52Speaker 3: a white nigga.
- 55:58Speaker 2: Even train. You're gonna take it too, But you can
- 56:03Speaker 2: do it at as a girl. Okay, it might feel different. Hello,
- 56:08Speaker 2: they got they spy in their recdom right, I'm.
- 56:13Speaker 4: Listen to this guys.
- 56:16Speaker 2: I'm just saying because when.
- 56:19Speaker 3: She thinks I'm gonna I'm gonna go back to being
- 56:23Speaker 3: a girl the very next day.
- 56:24Speaker 2: And what y'all gonna say, Let a nigga crack me
- 56:29Speaker 2: in a booty hole? Who cares? You don't want to
- 56:31Speaker 2: see what cochie feels like. Yes, I'm gonna try a woman,
- 56:35Speaker 2: and yes I'm gonna try koochie. So you're gonna go
- 56:39Speaker 2: to the Swinkers club.
- 56:42Speaker 1: Probably because when I said a bunch of women, That's
- 56:45Speaker 1: why I was like, I'm trying to be on a
- 56:47Speaker 1: and then.
- 56:47Speaker 2: I'm gonna go run them and I'm also gonna run
- 56:50Speaker 2: them out and see how much easier it feels to
- 56:52Speaker 2: do it than being a girl. Interesting. I even try
- 56:57Speaker 2: to dump, like to pull it in. I try to do.
- 57:00Speaker 2: You might gonna try to dunk. Love to see it.
- 57:03Speaker 2: What's your boy name? Definitely try to dunk. If I
- 57:05Speaker 2: was a nigga for a day, Think of your boy name?
- 57:08Speaker 3: Hmmm.
- 57:10Speaker 2: I want to name t yeah, not Tito though not Tito,
- 57:19Speaker 2: Sean tank nah, I want mm hmmm Joanna Man, I
- 57:34Speaker 2: will not help. We tried to Kisserve. That was so funny.
- 57:38Speaker 2: That movie is hilarious. Y'all are so funny, No, you're funny.
- 57:44Speaker 3: Y'all are so funny, Like I'm definitely trying to see
- 57:48Speaker 3: what that ge spy I like as a nigga.
- 57:50Speaker 2: Okay, those is our confessions. Hopefully we're still here next week.
- 58:00Speaker 1: Make sure you guys tap in light comments, subscribe on
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- 58:05Speaker 2: We love y'all. We hope we see y'all next week.