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A COUPLE, A HUGE COCK SISSY AND A KINKY KYLIE · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and today I've got with me Kinky
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Kylie. And obviously this is our first
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video, Kinky Kylie, where she's not having a big Dick in her
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mouth. Oh, we have other videos about
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Dicks in her mouth. There are other videos of me,
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Yeah, there are. There are other videos of me,
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yeah. But.
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Yes, All right. Yes, they're online.
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So the reason why we're doing this video, one, we can have a
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new camera that we really like, so hopefully it'll turn out to
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your liking as well. The other aspect is there's been
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so many fans and we love the fans.
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Thank you so much, it's so strange just looking straight at
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a camera. So.
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Strange. I would I would a person like
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Charles. Where are you at?
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So I can look at you and you just stand directly.
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Behind it yes exactly, but there's been several fans that
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have reached out and they're like we want to see you on video
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so I'm like OK, this is exciting anyway.
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My one of my absolute favorite fans, Kylie is shiny shiny 99
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yes, is Scott and Scott is in New York and he's wonderful.
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And I said, Scott, I'm going to come see you and I'm going to
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see Tony and I'm going to see one other person on fat life.
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I love them. Look, guys, OK, here we go.
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Mistress Mia as always, great episode.
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Just love how you sounded so sweet calling the the caller the
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early caller a douche bag and then call them a bat shit crazy
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motherfucker you were there for. That was fine.
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Was it was great. Yeah, I'm still always amazed
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when you and the crew bring up something like coming to a
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session smelling good and clean. As I write this, I'm prepping
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for my first session since the evening.
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My Dom did a session at my house, trimming all hair,
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cleaning out, scrubbing everything clean, brushing the
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teeth. Always show up dressed nicely,
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no T-shirts, sneakers. I'd be mortified if I showed up
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with dirty in stinky clothes or otherwise common sense.
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But we both know not everybody has common sense.
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Just like the guy waking you up calling you at fucking 3:00 in
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the fucking morning. Thanks to you, Charles and Kylie
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for a great episode. That was so super Amy red.
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All right, so you know, I'm always on the the podcast and
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I'm talking about, you know, sitting on my Subs face because
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it's funny. It's it's a cool, funny thing to
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do when you want to fucking suffocate them.
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I mean, I'd like for sometimes think about, you know, killing
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them in a very slow, painful way when they act out the way they
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do. But obviously I don't want to go
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to prison. But anyway.
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Zero to 100 real quick. It did that dark really quick.
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Really quick. Thank you, man.
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I hear that. Mississippi.
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All right. So anyway.
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I have this fan write write to me, he said.
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Hey Mr. Smea, fan of the podcast question.
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I have an ass fetish. I'm not sure if I would qualify
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with you or what you guys do, but smells are a big turn on.
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Wow, face sitting on me. Sorry if I have asked too much.
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Either way I love what you do. I mean, I think it's really
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sweet, but ultimately we do some ass sitting, you know, obviously
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it's clothes on. Yeah.
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And obviously we do certain things for our Subs and friends
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and that kind of thing. So I mean, if you were a friend,
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it was one thing, but ultimately, because you're going
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to have me sitting on your face, I would do a clothes on.
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I'd be OK with that. Yeah.
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In years, people have always asked for can they give us oral
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sex? How can they do this?
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And I'm like, you know, I, I was just talking to someone the
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other day at the gym and there's this one machine that I like to
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use and it's always dudes. You never see women use it.
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But I use it because I like to pump up my chest.
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And yeah, look how you I do. I like to pump up my chest.
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But the interesting thing is you look at the machine and it's
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greasy. Like guys go and sit on this
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machine in the back and it's just like, it's greasy.
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It's so gross. So I always have to wipe the
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machine down first. But my thing of it is you can
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get fucking skin herpes from using gym equipment.
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So why the fuck would I want a stranger going down on my
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vagina? Kylie?
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I don't wonder where that was going.
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That's where it was going. Because I'm thinking if I don't
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want to sit on a dirty machine, why would I want to sit on
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someone's dirty face? Valid point.
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It's a valid point. It is valid point.
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It's valid point. It's so true.
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Just saying. All right, so it weighs.
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I've done the equipment before. You getting on?
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Yes. And waves, yes.
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All right. So Kylie, I wanted to tell you I
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had two wonderful sessions. Wonderful.
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I will say they were both 2 hour sessions.
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I had a lovely couple that came in and then I had another with a
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really hot 6 foot six guy. He was hot, so he was sweet
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little Subs wannabe Sissy. We didn't do sissification on
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this one, but yeah, he chose the couple.
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You want to hear about that session first.
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All right, the couple. Here we go.
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So the couple was really, really interesting, OK.
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They were in their 60s, attractive, very attractive
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couple. They're from upstate New York
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area, that kind of thing. Just just very well-rounded
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individuals. He he's just one-of-a-kind.
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This guy is super sweet. The the girlfriend awesome,
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awesome people. Anywho, he'd set up the session
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because he's been in the lifestyle.
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He was married to a woman for 30 years and they had a very strict
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DS relationship in their marriage.
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He wore a chassis. He was very accommodating in
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every aspect of their GS relationship.
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And his wife was a very controlling German.
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Yeah, she was raised in Germany. She was very headstrong.
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And it sounded like she was just a hardcore bitch.
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Like, hardcore. Like she would tell him when to
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take his medicine, when to go to bed.
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I mean, every aspect of his life was controlled by this woman,
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and he loved it. And, you know, yeah, a lot of
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those Diaz relationships work like that.
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And it works wonderful for those types of people.
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Yeah. His then wife, she passes and at
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some point he develops a relationship with her best
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friend and next thing you know they're dating and they decide
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that they move here and they come to the dungeon because she
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needs to basically get a lesson on a DS dynamic.
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OK. So we like the learning
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experience. Very much so.
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You know, I've always trained DOMS and I've always, you know,
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have helped couples as far as explore their DS relationship
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and what they could do. Yeah.
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So they came in and she's very timid.
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She's just a very, very sweet, very timid.
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She's like a little deer. She's adorable.
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Anyway, I was like, I know that her her past relationships were
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terrible, Her last marriage terrible.
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And, you know, she just told me he's just like, you know, I've,
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I've spent thousands of dollars on him.
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I've, I've paid for his debt. I've done everything I could to
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be a Good Wife and he took advantage of her in every aspect
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of the word. So it really is horrible.
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She connected with her best friend's husband and it, the
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ball just started rolling and they, they've been in this Diaz
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relationship for almost a year and it's just great.
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It's working out great for them. But she doesn't, she doesn't
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really know how to do a lot of aspects of it and she didn't
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know how to do impact. There was a lot of things she
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didn't know. And so when she came in, I was
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like, you know, you got to, you got to cross your Ryan crucifix.
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I said, you must be a Catholic girl.
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She's like I am. And I said, well, us Catholic
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girls got to stick together. And I said, you know, when you
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go to the Catholic Church, it's very ceremonial.
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You go to the Catholic Church, you have, you know, you kneel,
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you pray, you do, you go to the altar, you, you do the sign of
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it. So what I was telling her was
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being very ceremonial in this situation is is critical in your
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relationship because it's setting boundaries, it's setting
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the dynamic, it's setting a transcendence in your
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relationship, right? You know you want to be in that
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headspace and when people put so much effort into even the
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smallest things. Right.
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So I now, I've never done full like DS relationships because
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it's just not really my thing. Yeah, but me and my ex played
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into it a little bit in our relationships.
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We would do different aspects of it.
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And one of the things we did was nightly rituals.
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Now, it wasn't every single night, but when we wanted to
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kind of be in those headspaces, especially before bed, we take
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showers together and we always took.
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Showers together Every night we took showers together hold on,
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hold on two hot lesbians in the shower just.
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Just visualize that guys, it's not as.
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Romantic as it sounds, I'm sure it's stop it, you know?
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Oh please, you'll be like, oh, you want to wash my pussy
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tonight? Yeah, don't even lie.
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OK, go ahead. And no.
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Have you ever had a six foot woman trying to shower with you?
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My God, you didn't tell me you're fucking a gigantor you
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5/2. What are you?
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I'm 57, thank you. God, you're so small.
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I don't think you're 57. We're not the same height.
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I'm 5/8 and still you're very shorter than me.
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I'm not that much shorter. I think you're more like 5.
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Four, I'm not. Oh my God.
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Okay anyways, me I've been like this is what it is.
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Well, that's the Mississippi license.
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I don't care. It's Alabama even better.
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Okay, good, let me put my. Time.
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Anyways, no, she was like, she's like she was 59 almost.
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I mean Dang near 6 foot. Dang near.
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Yeah, Dang near. Go ahead.
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So anyways, we always take showers together.
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And then we get out and. I would dry off.
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Now I have a thing, but I can't have my back be wet like my back
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can't bugs me. I can't have my back wet.
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Sure. So I would dry off my my back
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and I would, you know, drop my hair enough to where it wouldn't
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drip down the back. And then I would go kneel at in
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front of her. Kneel in like the position that
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you normally see me in when I kneel for people and I kneel
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until she got done. She would do her hair.
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She would, you know, brush it, put all the products in it and
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and then she would brush her teeth and then she would set out
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my toothbrush. She'd put the toothpaste on my
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toothbrush and she'd come over, she brushed my hair and then
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she'd have me crawl over the sink and brush my teeth on on my
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knees counter because our canner was like short.
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It came up to like right here when I was on knees.
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And then she let me get up and I get dressed and she would go
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wait for me in the bed. It was like.
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Ritualistic, you know. Sweet.
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It was every night and it was just it got us in that mindset
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of, you know, I'm a so I'm kneeling to her.
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I'm waiting on her, you know? Yeah, I get.
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That yeah, that's sweet. It was.
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It was a. Lot of fun.
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I do kind of miss I do kind of miss it sometimes that like
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because you know, I'm like waiting on her to get ready kind
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of thing like and I'm just I'm right there and then she you
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know, I do the thing and then it just kind of puts me under her
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to more than I already was. But you know.
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So ultimately, I was telling Jane Doe.
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I told Jane, I said, look, Jane, I said, you need an altar.
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You need to sit in your throne. And I said, and when John Doe
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comes in, you need to tell him to strip down, put his clothes,
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fold them up nicely over here, and he needs to crawl to you.
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He doesn't have any physical imitations.
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And that's what needs to happen. And she was like, I'm really
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loving this idea. And so I told her, I said, look,
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you sit in my chair. We're going to do this.
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And I did play by play. And so he stripped down.
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He started crawling to her and that's what we started doing.
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I said, now listen, I'm giving you cuffs.
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I'm giving you a collar and a leash.
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I said you're the only one that puts on the collar, the leash,
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the cuffs. You put them on, you take them
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off. That's it.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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My ex did not. She would often make me put my
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own collar. My own handcuffs on, cuffs on
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because we had leather cuffs. And yeah, she would maybe do
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that a lot. Okay, I had to put bone cuffs on
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a lot of the times. If I didn't put my own handcuffs
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on, I wouldn't get bonded. A lot of the times she would
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like forget about it. She wouldn't do it.
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And see, that's the thing, it's so ceremonial for a sub to do
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those things and that's what they enjoy most.
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I mean, it's just like even down to the collar, so many people.
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Want that fucking collar. It can be hard for me to get and
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like to go completely sub without a collar.
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Like there have been times where like I could not get all the way
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to the sub space that I wanted to be at because I didn't have a
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collar on. Like my brain just was like,
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you're free to do whatever you want.
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You can move, you can get up, you can leave right now if you
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wanted to. And because usually I shut that
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off. But if I'm not with like a
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person that if I'm not like with right with a person that I'm
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really connected to in that dynamic or I just especially
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when I'm just experimenting with people.
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A lot of times if I can't get where I need to be in subspace
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with alcohol, there are times where it's like a struggle to
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get there, which means I can't take as much, you know, I can't
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take as much pain and stuff because it as far as a subspace
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as I want to be or need to be. OK, so anyway, we walked through
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how to get him point A to point B and then I said let's do
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impact. So we took him over to the cross
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and we, you know, we put him there and I was like, she
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brought implements that she had and she hadn't used them yet
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breaking them in. I said, OK, well, first, you
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know, let's do this little crop, you know, go down and just kind
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of like, scan his body, touch him, talk to him, remind him
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that you're going to own him. He's wearing your collar.
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He's doing these things that you want him to do, you know, and
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he's doing the things that he needs to do for you, right,
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Which is to be submissive. That's what he wants.
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That's what you want. And she was really just kind of
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in awe about it. It was really cool.
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Yeah. So as things progressed, I gave
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her a paddle and she had hit him and she that pop and she went
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and I was like, what? She's like, don't want to hurt
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him. I said they're like, he wants
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your pain. He wants to feel that.
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And so we'd start going and she's like, I don't want him to
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be mad at me. And I said, honey, he is never
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going to be mad at you. No he's not.
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No, a good sub really doesn't ever really get mad if they're
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Dom or even. Just a sub that trusts the Dom
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and if they're with, yeah, I mean you've, I mean.
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Yes. Yeah, I know.
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Very. I don't think I've ever, like
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truly been mad at even even just partners.
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I was just playing with like for fun.
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Like, I don't think I've ever been mad with them.
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Yeah, you know. I know what's happened.
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Yeah, I know they're. Going to understand that too.
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Yeah, I know. Certain someone who acts like a
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little baby bitch or to do certain things like that, you
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know, got that little person mad.
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It happens. It does happen.
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There's a little mistakes, there's a little.
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Things. Little mistakes, yeah.
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The mistakes have them as long as they're as long as you're
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prepared for them, you know, prepared for sub drops, prepare
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for Dom drops. Be, you know, we're a physical
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because we're playing with impact and stuff.
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You have cuts and bruises and things.
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That's great. Yeah.
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As long as you're prepared for the accidental mistakes, you're
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you should be gone. OK, so we proceed on with the
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session. We did the impact, we did
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flogging, crop whip, we did a few things and she was great at
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the flogger. Love the flogger.
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It worked out perfect. But ultimately at the end, it
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was so cute because he had he had his DS relationship Dom on
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one ass cheek and then his new Dom on the other ass cheek.
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I said hit that ass, Chief Carter.
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Hit that Carter. Yes, fuck that.
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Right then. But we, we, we talked about some
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other things. I put them on a spank bench, you
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know, I said, just do some hand spanks.
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Yeah. I said the whole thing, though,
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is I told her take that leash. Hold on to that leash.
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Don't let the leash go. Remind him who he belongs to.
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Yeah. You know, Yeah.
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And honestly, it's such, it's a pivotal moment.
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It was a pivotal moment for her. She wants to come back.
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He wants her to come back. They want to come back together.
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And it's just, it's so sweet. It was so touching because
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they're starting their new life together.
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Yeah, super sweet. It's super sweet.
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It's. Good that she's, you know,
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liking it, loves it. I can't say from a like impact
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is not something that I get off on as far as like on top.
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We all know I get off on the bottom, but on top it's not
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something I really get off on and it's it it is nerve wracking
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like it is. It is very nerve wracking,
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especially when you're when you're not a sadist.
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It's like it's it's it's nerve wracking because you're like,
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I'm going to hurt all that something's going to go wrong
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and that they're going to hang you, especially when you're an
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over thinker. Yeah, yeah.
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But you get over it eventually. Eventually you're like.
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Oh, it's fine, all right. Are you ready to hear about my 6
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foot six? Yeah, so.
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If you're a little taller, is this the one that's the videos
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are online? Yes.
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OK, so I've seen I've seen some of.
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It he's so sexy. So you know, the thing of it is
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I have a type. He is not my type physically
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because he's huge, huge. But what's interesting is he
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carries his self like a Sissy, like like a ballet Princess.
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It's so precious. It's so adorable.
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He's like, you know, it's very erotic the way he walks.
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Oh, my God, so fucking cute. He's got long hair.
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And yeah, at the very beginning of the session, I said, oh, I'm
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going to put his hair up in a bun because I was doing Saran
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wrap bondage with him and I was wrapping him up.
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And I was like, I don't want your hair to get in the way.
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You know, let me put it up in a bun for you.
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It's like, I don't know how to do that, Mistress.
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I'm like, oh, I'll do it. But you know, just a big man,
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but nice, you know, slim stature, just really attractive.
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Fucking adorable. Oh God, just just really
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handsome. Just really handsome.
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And, you know, we started the scene.
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We did surround wrap. And he had never been to a pro
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before. And I was like, I've got to make
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this special for him. I really want to make it
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special. So I said, look, you know, it's
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OK. I know you planned for an hour.
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Let's do 2. And he's like, yeah, let's do 2.
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So I started the session. I surrounded, I wrapped him, I
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put him on the Gurney, I did belts around him and then wrote
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and ultimately I did, I did AI did a gag, I did a ball gag and
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I blindfolded him. And then as I'm doing all this,
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I was like, God, he's so much fun.
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I'm going to use sounding rods because he told me he was cool
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with pretty much anything. We went over a few things at the
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very beginning, mainly just like medical history, that kind of
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stuff. But I started doing sounding
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rods with him and I had the massager and you can see the
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video on felt like anyone wants to watch.
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It's a brief video, Yeah, but he's like, God, mistress,
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everything you do is perfect. I was like.
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Yeah. You know, God, yeah.
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You know, it's like when you do those sessions, it's like you
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start elevating a little bit because let's talk about this,
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Dick Kylie. Let's talk about the pictures.
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Do not do this man justice. They never do.
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I'm just going to say my God, this cock good 9 inches and the
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thickness fucking girth on this shit.
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I know I say it prepared to your hand like it was big I.
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Was like, Jesus is right. Jesus was like, I give you a
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gift big cock. Oh my God.
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And let me tell you, this man shaped everything meant
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everything on his body. Asshole was like waxed.
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It was like beautiful. Everything was fucking perfect
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on this man. And let me tell you, I remember
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having one of my exes, David, you know who you are?
20:34
David had I would always say like cotton candy balls because
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they were so soft and smooth and melted like fucking sugar
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butter. Sorry, I like I have I like a
20:43
thing for balls. I I balls.
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It's all right. I have a thing for titties.
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You have a thing for balls. Yeah, I like the ball.
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I mean, I like the whole fucking package, but if we're getting
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technical. But the thing with the balls is
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I don't like sporadic hairs. I don't like that.
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I don't like hairs on the shaft. I just don't like the fucking
21:02
hair, period, because it's thick, wiry ball hair.
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No one likes thick wiry ball hair because when you go down
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suck Dick you don't want to fucking piece of wire hair in
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your mouth. Yeah, You know, I think it also
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plays on your, your Sissy love. A lot of sissies, yeah, too.
21:18
Because like generally women are very well shaved.
21:21
They are very clean. Very, you know, they smell nice
21:24
for the most part. There's very few women that you
21:26
ever really see that have hair anywhere other than like some
21:28
leave them trimmed, you know, leave bushel trimmed and some
21:30
people, you know, shave them completely.
21:33
But outside of that, like you, they're very clean, very shaved.
21:35
And I think that plays a lot on like your Sissy, like when the
21:38
men are really shaved, it plays on your Sissy like love the same
21:41
reason it's it's more towards that femininity a little bit too
21:45
now. You know, don't get me wrong on
21:47
this note, I really do like just hair on a man, you know, if it's
21:53
soft. Yeah, a lot of the Corsair.
21:55
Yeah, not the Corsair. It's like touching raw pubic
21:59
hair. I don't like this shit, but
22:01
like, my Sissy has beautiful bull, you know, chest hair.
22:04
Love it. But he doesn't want it when he's
22:06
dressing up like Sissy. Yeah, because it takes away from
22:09
from an indie because I mean, well, most of us don't have hair
22:12
on our chest now. Most of us.
22:18
No, but but anyway, this guy, his, his balls were perfect and
22:27
they were so soft and so smooth. It's one of those moments had he
22:32
honestly not been a stranger. And he's a friend and I was not
22:35
married. I would have seriously done some
22:38
shit to the that fucking set of testicles and Dick.
22:43
Oh my God. I was like, I salivate.
22:45
I'm salivating thinking about it.
22:48
That Dick was glorious. I fucking glorious.
22:53
Yeah, just saying. It's fucking cute.
22:55
So anyway, so 2. Amazing.
22:57
Sessions. But my point of it is perfection
23:00
and he adored me and the whole situation was great.
23:05
No, they really don't, I'm telling you.
23:07
Should. Let me tell you, I'm going to
23:10
tell you, years ago, years ago, I had a nightmare of a session
23:14
with someone that came to the dungeon, OK?
23:16
He came to the dungeon. He told me that he had been a
23:18
Navy SEAL and that he was very good at bondage and escaping
23:23
bondage. And so he wanted permanency.
23:26
And I said, we can do permanency.
23:28
I've got obviously handcuffs, I've got chains.
23:31
I've got things that are going to be very, you know, limiting.
23:35
And he's like, well, I can't get a handcuff.
23:37
Sometimes. I'm like really takes up 300 lbs
23:40
of pressure, maybe £350 give or take of pressure really to break
23:44
handcuffs. Yeah, you know, but.
23:47
And so little I could slip out of those so.
23:49
Yeah, yeah. And that's why I got special
23:51
cups for my 2. My little Subs that I play with,
23:55
they got little tiny wrists, Yeah.
23:57
I know I could almost slip out of.
23:59
Those I know, I know. It's a.
24:01
Little like the Velcro ones that are in the dungeon with the
24:05
little those are really the only ones that like I can't I mean,
24:08
I'm not trying to get out. So I mean it doesn't matter.
24:10
I don't want to be out. It's fine.
24:12
But but the the Velcro ones is really the only one that like
24:17
really keeps my wrist and they can actually keep me in.
24:19
And I said partner had to add like a little one under the last
24:22
strap border shift. I could pull them all.
24:25
I had to add a hole to the thing because it didn't have enough
24:27
to, you know, get tight enough. Yeah, I get it.
24:29
And that's sort of leather cuffs.
24:31
I get it. Little hands, little hands.
24:34
You have to get some custom line aid and some custom 1.
24:36
Well, and then that's why you contact Carl Coyote.
24:40
Think about, yeah, Carnal Coyote.
24:41
It's amazing. If anyone wants to order custom
24:45
leatherworks, anything like that, they do.
24:47
They'll customize anything. They've done harnesses, you
24:51
know, leashes, collars, cuffs, whatever you want.
24:53
And they have this cuff system that goes, it's all custom and
24:58
they do it in black, purple or red.
25:00
And it's beautiful. They do.
25:02
And it's all lined. You can get it lined with like
25:05
lamb's wool or fur or anything like that.
25:07
It's beautiful. And it's a it's like a six
25:10
point. It's got the collar.
25:12
Yeah. It's like a custom collar.
25:14
It's got arm cuffs, wrist cuffs, thigh cuffs, leg cuffs and ankle
25:21
cuffs. Nice.
25:22
Yeah. Super cool.
25:24
Yes. And they're beautiful.
25:26
And they're lifetime warranty, so if they RIP break anything
25:29
like they'll replace some. Yeah, that's really nice.
25:32
Yeah. So anywho, so the two sessions,
25:36
they were just amazing. The one gentleman, the six foot
25:40
six, you know, he wants to be in a back bed.
25:42
The back bed will not accommodate 6 foot 6.
25:44
That's the crappy part. Just a beautiful man and so
25:47
sweet it. This is what I tell people when
25:49
you come to the dungeon, if you're respectful and kind and
25:52
gracious, it's going to be so much easier.
25:55
Yeah, for everyone, yeah. Don't be a shit back, Yeah,
25:58
don't. Yeah, don't be a bitch.
25:59
But this gentleman years ago that came to the dungeon talking
26:03
about how he can escape, he was such a pain in the ass and he
26:07
was so difficult, but he wanted to be forced to do things,
26:12
right. So at one point he and I decided
26:17
that he came in initially for four hours.
26:20
And I said, look, I think you, we just need to stick to two
26:22
hours today. And then you come back and we'll
26:24
do another two hours. And he's like, OK, well, when I
26:28
come back, I want to be forced to do things.
26:30
And I'm like, all right, I can do it.
26:33
Let's do it. So what I did was he came back
26:36
for the other two hours and I blindfolded him, gagged him.
26:40
I put him pretty much in a, I pretty much put him in a very
26:45
vulnerable position. I didn't.
26:48
I didn't put his hands attaching to his ankles, but I put his
26:52
hands behind his back and then I cuffed his ankles and yeah, I
26:56
put him on a spank bench. I did certain things with him
26:59
through the session and at one point I like put my foot in his
27:02
mouth, made him suck my foot, those kind of things.
27:05
And then I put my strap on on and I made him suck my strap on.
27:09
OK, But then he was being a little bitch, and we had about
27:13
30 minutes left in the session. And one of my oldest Subs,
27:18
oldest Subs, he lived maybe, maybe 5-10 minutes down the
27:23
street from me. So I called him and I said, hey,
27:25
I've got a little project for you.
27:26
Would you come see us? Would you come see me?
27:29
Come see me in the dungeon? Oh, sure thing.
27:31
Can you come now? Yeah, I'll come now.
27:34
So here comes the dungeon. And the gentleman I had, I had
27:37
blindfolded him, taped him up. You know, all that was pretty
27:40
much available was his mouth, right?
27:42
They made it useful. I made his mouth very useful.
27:46
So I had my sub sit on the couch and I had this gentleman, and I
27:51
call him a gentleman, very lightly, but I had this
27:54
gentleman come over and I guided him to my sub and I told my sub,
27:59
stick your foot in his mouth. Now my sub at the time was 55
28:04
year old man. The gentleman was not bi, very
28:08
much a homophobe. He didn't.
28:10
Come back, did he? No.
28:12
He didn't come back and I was fine with that.
28:14
But anyway, myself, I told him, I said push your foot in his
28:17
mouth and gag him. And he said, you know, he's
28:21
gagging. And he's like, you know, he
28:24
fucking hated it. And I'm like 2 hours.
28:26
You're up. Flip your blindfold.
28:28
Yeah. And when he saw that, he's like,
28:30
I can't fucking believe you. I can't fucking, you know, he's
28:33
just like, oh, I can't believe you.
28:35
And I'm like, yeah, it doesn't pay to be an asshole.
28:38
Doesn't. Never does.
28:39
Never does. It does.
28:40
It has to be sweet. It does.
28:42
Maybe people's houses. Yes, it does.
28:45
Now, one thing I will say, you know, Kylie, I I've posted these
28:49
videos of you because you love doing content.
28:52
Oh, yeah. You're an exhibitionist.
28:55
You do these things willingly. Very much so.
28:58
Very much total fun. Yeah.
29:00
And people don't seem to understand.
29:02
Now you're coming in the dungeon to top people to tops of this
29:07
event and you've done that and you haven't done yet like a
29:10
official session by yourself. But it's been you and I that
29:14
we've teamed up and we've just had a lot of fun and that kind
29:17
of thing. But now someone saw one of your
29:20
videos of you giving Charles a blowjob, and I had to write this
29:24
guy and he was kind of, let's see, let's say the words
29:28
entitled misogynist pig. Let's use all these nouns and
29:33
adjectives to describe this scum fucker on fat life.
29:37
Yeah, scum fucker. He he will.
29:40
Yes he will. Fuck scum.
29:42
He is a fucking asshole. He was.
29:44
He was being a bit of a Dick. He was being a bit of a Dick
29:46
anyway. He basically implied that he
29:49
could come and get a blowjob from you for fun just because.
29:53
No, we're not doing that. We're not doing that.
29:56
Can I do that? No, I think, I think Kylie, do
29:59
you have to form a connection with someone on some level,
30:02
whether it's friendship or a possible play partner, in order
30:05
to give them a blowjob? For men, yes.
30:07
Yes. Now, women.
30:08
Not the same thing. Not the same.
30:10
Thing at all. Women, first day of being
30:13
whatever, yeah, but men, there has to be a good level trust
30:17
there before I can do it. I mean me and Charles, we had
30:20
like what, 3 or 4 meetups before before I started to.
30:24
Say and I was in the room. And yeah, you were.
30:26
Speaking it, Yeah, you're in the room.
30:28
I mean, I trust you in my life. So, like, I know nothing bad is
30:31
gonna happen there. But yeah, I mean, it took, it
30:34
took their work. I mean, I had I had to talk to
30:36
Charles. Like I texted him kind of build
30:38
a connection online. We met in person two or three
30:41
times. And then I was like, OK, I'm
30:43
getting it. I can't just, you know, it not
30:45
can't. I can't just like just.
30:46
Get out of Hooker. Are you not a hooker?
30:48
Yeah. Not for men.
30:49
I mean, I might be for a woman one day, but not for men.
30:52
Make that happen. But Needless to say, you know
30:59
it. That's the thing, it it's sad
31:01
that we can't have just fun by posting content and having
31:04
videos up that people don't make assumptions.
31:08
Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying that I
31:10
can't play or whatever with somebody on a without like a
31:12
super emotional connection, but as far as old, yeah, yeah, no, I
31:16
had to have some kind of connection in order to do that.
31:18
Yeah. I'm not just going to put your
31:19
Dick in my mouth. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:21
This guy, I'm going to call him out.
31:22
It was like, sure thing. Something was a number behind
31:25
it. So 540-0540 sure thing 540.
31:29
He's a douche bag on fat life. There you go.
31:31
Yeah, he's. Yeah.
31:32
Like, no, no, we don't do that. We're not just, I mean, and I've
31:35
had some other people, I've had some other people write me
31:39
asking for blowjobs and things because of, you know, that I
31:42
talked about that I do them, but like.
31:44
So men, let's give some lessons, okay?
31:47
This is why you're single, okay? This is why you have to ask
31:51
women that you don't know on Fetlife for blowjob.
31:54
This is why, okay, you have no manners, you're entitled, you're
31:59
massages pig. And I'm an advocate for men, but
32:02
I'm only going to advocate for men that aren't fucking
32:06
assholes, that are being respectful.
32:08
You got to be respectful. And the thing of it is, Charles,
32:11
such as, gentlemen, you don't have a connection to be like,
32:14
yeah, I could date him. You have the connection to say
32:17
Charles has been respectful, kind, again, respectful.
32:22
I'm going to reiterate that twice because he's been on the
32:25
lifestyle nearly all of his life.
32:27
And he was extremely appreciative for what you did to
32:30
him. Thank me like they're bored.
32:33
Yes, yes. He was extremely appreciative
32:36
and the thing of it is Kylie doing this blowjob now, I sent
32:40
the video through AI. I didn't edit it.
32:43
I just sent it through the AI and it just, it edited and kind
32:47
of did some weird things that I would have done.
32:49
I thought it was kind of cool though.
32:50
It was cool though, right? Yeah.
32:52
I liked it. You liked it?
32:54
Charles liked it, Yeah, But during the video, and I think it
32:59
was better that way, honestly, because if I had edited, if I
33:02
had processed those things through, it would be like Kylie
33:06
would stop and be like, and we laugh a little bit, we cut up a
33:09
little bit. And then she like, he's so
33:11
number. I'm like, Charles, make some
33:13
noise. Can you, can you moan?
33:16
Can you do something? He's like, I'm just focusing
33:18
now. Now if you want to, you know,
33:20
get it right here. And, you know, let me show you.
33:22
Let me show you a little trick. Everything is so scientific with
33:26
him. He's like, let me show you, you
33:28
know, yeah, I do this and I'll do it this way.
33:31
You know, Kylie's like, I just want to get you off.
33:33
Can you just come? Come.
33:37
And he's like, I was so close a couple times.
33:40
I just don't want to come because it is.
33:41
It feels so good. This is not it's not ordering.
33:46
This is not a This isn't Rub downtown while I'm at home.
33:49
OK or not? It doesn't.
33:51
Kylie was out a massage. All right.
33:53
We're we have a job to do. Yeah.
33:56
Kylie's like an hour later. I'm done.
33:58
I'm done. I don't care anymore.
33:59
I've lost my interest. I have a 15 minute attention
34:02
span. You have 15 minutes to keep my
34:04
entertainment. Yes.
34:05
After the 15 minutes is up, I'm done.
34:07
I don't. Care anymore?
34:08
So you know I'm all about tit for tat right?
34:10
OK, so this is the deal. After Highly gave the blowjob, I
34:15
was like, Charles, if you got your Dick sucked, you're gonna
34:19
suck some Dick tonight. And he's like, all right, OK,
34:21
I'm gonna do that, you know? That was that was fun to watch,
34:24
fun, that was fun to watch. I've never seen Ganga, so that
34:27
was very. OK, so context audience, here we
34:31
go. It is on the podcast, but I'll
34:34
say this again because they might have not seen that
34:36
episode. So should they watch it?
34:38
All right. So anyway, this lovely
34:40
gentleman, he reached out to me on fat.
34:42
He's local. He's a sexy black man.
34:44
I have not seen his face. He wanted to wear a mask.
34:47
He wanted to feel very comfortable with that.
34:49
So do do you, Boo. But he comes in.
34:51
He just, this is the sexy thing. So I love a man who loves to go
34:55
to the gym. I love that that's sexy.
34:59
And he's got these sexy legs and he's kind of caramel color sexy
35:03
man. Anyway, I form a connection by
35:08
looking at their eyes, you know, their eyes, their lips, because
35:11
I'm thinking want to do something with that.
35:15
But anyway, he wrote to me, he's like Mistress Mia.
35:18
I've never met this man, but he's like Mistress Mia.
35:20
I will do anything for you. I was like anything, anything.
35:27
So anything. So I text him and I said, hey,
35:33
Jane Doe, John Doe. John Doe, John Doe.
35:37
Hey, John Doe, would you come over and let Charles suck your
35:41
Dick? And he's like, sure.
35:43
What's your address? He's like, I'm.
35:45
I I just got home from the gym. Yeah.
35:47
Let me shower. What time you want me?
35:50
I love that. Yeah, I love that.
35:53
Yeah. Yeah.
35:54
You know what I hate is when I tell guys, hey, you want to come
35:57
over for a blow and go. I'm like sure.
35:59
I'll be over there. Three hours later, they text me.
36:03
I'm on my way. No, fuck, no you're not.
36:05
I said a blow and goat. That means fucking come now.
36:08
Yeah, I hate that shit. But anyway, this gentleman, he
36:11
came over and he was sweet, he was kind.
36:14
He comes in, he sits down. Very quiet.
36:17
Very quiet. But man, nice Dick.
36:21
No, it was. It was fun to watch and he no,
36:23
he wasn't bi. No, no, he wasn't.
36:25
He just looked at you with me. Yeah, he was.
36:28
Yeah. Yeah, He was looking at you.
36:29
A good bet. He was two.
36:31
He glanced over, but he was focused on you, which is OK.
36:33
That's OK. It's my titties.
36:35
It's it was. Your titties are out more than
36:37
mine aren't usually. So.
36:40
OK. All right, Let's go on the
36:42
Internet. Yeah.
36:43
No, it only goes down so far. See.
36:45
Look, you don't see anything y'all?
36:49
Can't see it? No.
36:51
Like you're complaining. Shut the fuck up, lesbian.
36:54
Anyway, Charles said. She just sucked that Dick like a
36:57
lesbian and I'm like, no. She did not.
36:59
My favorite thing is like the guy that I was doing with that
37:04
did the sex right. Oh yeah.
37:07
I was like, not too bad for a lesbian girl, huh?
37:09
And. He was like, no, no, isn't that
37:13
the truth? I love it like you love little.
37:16
Things like that. Oh, I.
37:17
Have a big oral fixation. So it's.
37:20
I mean, I don't play anything in my mouth just about like this.
37:22
Yeah. And anything by the ass is
37:25
supposed to spell these. You don't look ass.
37:29
Oh, no. Yeah, we had that conversation.
37:31
I don't. No, not that person.
37:33
Clean. I don't care.
37:35
In the shower. I don't know.
37:37
Our ass eating. No, I don't do it as I am no.
37:41
Not an ass person. I don't really like looking at
37:43
acid either. Like I'm not an ass person.
37:45
Like I don't stare at asses. I love my thing.
37:48
Wow. Never really have to just
37:50
squeeze them and then pop them. Pop them I will.
37:53
They want me to but it's not really my thing, it's more for
37:55
their enjoyment. I'm strictly careful mind.
37:58
We played with a whole lot either.
38:00
Other than spanking. Spanking the really the only
38:02
thing I like with my ass. The rest of it's like if you
38:04
want to for your enjoyment fine, but otherwise I'm good.
38:06
Leave it alone. I don't know.
38:10
Just honest person. I don't know.
38:12
Yeah, but yeah. It was.
38:13
It was. It was, it was a fun level.
38:16
Yeah, it was a. It was a fun.
38:17
Day it was a day it was a right. If you watch a blowjob day,
38:20
fuck. Yeah, let me tell you what
38:23
happened last night. I had three people come to the
38:26
dungeon. One of those three people was
38:29
the black gentleman we're talking about.
38:31
OK, He came to the dungeon. I'm not going to tell anyone who
38:34
he was playing with, but it was a man and a woman.
38:37
He was just there mainly just for the woman, obviously,
38:41
because he's not bi. Yeah.
38:43
So he was cool with whatever they were doing, right.
38:46
But man, they played, they had fun.
38:48
There was a lot of Dick sucking. I did get to see it.
38:50
I wanted to, but then something in me was like, no, no, no, I'm
38:55
gonna stay in bed. I've cuddled with my Taco Bear.
39:00
But yeah, I messaged the person today and I was like, hey, call
39:05
me back. Tell me how it went.
39:07
She called me back. She's like, wow.
39:11
She's like, Mia was so good, so good.
39:13
She's like, Oh my God, I had to have that Dick.
39:15
So he fucked her. Oh sexy black guy fucked her and
39:20
the other guy ate her pussy at the same time.
39:25
That's coordinated. That was.
39:27
Very coordinated. I was like, what were raggy?
39:30
I wish I could have filmed that. That would have been great to
39:33
watch because that, I mean that takes some coordination.
39:35
Yes, to look. Jesus.
39:37
Yes, Daisles. Damn.
39:40
Yeah, I think she was telling him, like the way it was
39:45
positioned, I think somewhere she must have been doggy.
39:50
Yeah, she would have had to have been one under.
39:53
Yeah, under her almost like in a 69 position.
39:56
Yeah, the only way you could do that.
39:58
Otherwise, you're gonna get dressed in the face while you're
40:00
trying to get her out. Yeah, but it was glorious.
40:05
And then of course, the other guy.
40:07
That's my go to choke bin punch the other guy.
40:11
I messaged him and I said, hey, did you have a good time last
40:14
night? You know, he said one word.
40:16
Good men aren't descriptive, man.
40:18
There's some men that are very descriptive.
40:21
Like, I received a text message the other day and he said, I
40:24
can't help but think I just want to feel pain for you.
40:27
It was so sweet. So sweet.
40:29
I love that. Yeah.
40:31
Anyway. All right, Kylie, we ready?
40:33
Let's wrap this shit up. I'll hold you around too.
40:35
Hopefully. I'd like to take two.
40:37
All right, So, Kylie, thank you. Yeah, absolutely.
40:41
Yeah. Kylie was my camera guy, our
40:44
camera guy today. Yeah, with with weight, that was
40:47
a struggle, but we got it. And then she was doing lighting
40:50
and then my dog pulled the cord and she's like, why did you do
40:54
that? And my dog said I did it on
40:56
purpose, bitch because you let the wire.
40:58
Hang and then and then and then the dog boot.
41:01
Mind you, like keep in mind he knocked it down.
41:04
I fixed it and then he came back over to where the cork was and
41:08
it was going to still be there. He did it on purpose.
41:10
Yes, I now have vendetta. You have Vendetta cast your
41:14
volleyball anyway. So, Kylie, thank you.
41:20
And until then, I send my love out to Tony Scott.
41:23
You're fucking awesome. Love New York.
41:25
Love New York, man. Till then, this has been the
41:29
latest episode up Call Me Mistress.