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  The only Donald I want to hear is Donald Duck. Do it. Do it. I'd do a Donald Duck
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  impression somebody. I can't do one. I can't do one. There he is. Is that new?
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  No, that's old. Yeah. Okay. Had that for a while. I just haven't seen you in
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  person in a while. No. No. Or in duck. We're in duck. I haven't been in duck
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  for a long time. Once it gets cold, once it gets colder,
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  I'll be ducky. Our audience knows what
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  you do. I'm writing down in duck.
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  Welcome to Multiple Nerdgasm with your hosts Matt, Luke, and
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  Dan. Multiple Nerdgasm, your guide to all
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  things nerdy.
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  I have my PAX ticket and I just remembered something cuz I told Dan when
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  he buys this he has to tick yes to a megaort. The mega if he gets in I'm
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  going to be so pissed. Well, I did tick yes. So, I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm
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  going to do if they do choose me because I'm sure being way over my head. But it
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  could be fun um floundering about trying to do all these challenges while people
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  go, "Oh, it should be me up there." Including including Luke. Including me.
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  It looks like boo. [ __ ] you, Dan. No, cuz I I've only seen a couple of time. I
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  I watch I catch some of the tournaments that they have if I'm not seeing
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  something else. And sometimes you do get like how did this person get there? But
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  sometimes you just random. It's also the game as well. Yeah. Like a team game of
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  charades where you're playing with someone you don't really know. Yeah.
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  That's going to be a hard thing to do. H I was instinctively going to tick no
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  obviously, but uh what I said to Luke as
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  we left last year's packs was that the next time I come, I'm going to say yes
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  to everything offered to me. And boy, am I going to have fun. If like Jim Carrey,
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  hey, Denny, suck on this.
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  Um yeah, like Jim Carrey. Yeah, cuz you know, like there were so many things I
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  was just went that looks like I'm not going to do that. Maybe it would be fun,
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  you know? And we did that dark fantasy experience on the last day and I'm like,
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  we should have been doing this [ __ ] every day. Even that panel we just
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  stumbled across where they were just doing drawing. We got to do more panels
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  than one. Yeah. Yes. You're going to get to the hotel. Luke's just going to pull
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  out a duck. Yeah. Get in it. Yeah.
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  Don't know what I'm going to dress up this year. I've always wanted to go with
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  Zack Branigan. Zack Brangan. If you go with Zack Bran,
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  what's his little servant called? K. I could do K. You could do K. The finest
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  velour. Tell the boy to lay on my formal shorts.
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  What boy? You, Kip. You captain always goes down with the ship. Kiff,
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  congratulations, kid. You're not promoting you to captain.
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  Yeah. Yeah. for listeners. Um, we have seen more than just that one episode all those
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  quotes came from. But is that from the one episode? I'm not sure. I have seen one episode.
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  Love that dynamic. It's a great episode though. I actually Good opportunity now that
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  we're talking about Stoner Animations cuz you know it's well known now that
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  I'm just obsessed with Rick and Morty. Um, I've got one more season to go. I'm
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  trying to pace myself now cuz I I I rocketed through way too quickly. Um,
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  but I have started watching another one called Common Side Effects, which is new
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  and it's very good and it's I guess you it definitely falls into the stoner
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  category because it's actually about a hippie that finds a magic mushroom that
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  cures literally anything. And he's on the run from the from big farmer trying
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  to uh to exploit andor stop him. But
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  it's just it's very funny. It's very dry and I'm liking it very much. What is
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  this on the pirate bay? Matt, I don't know what it's on. All right. No, I think Well, I
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  think the thing about Rick and Morty, I think cuz the same thing with Den
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  Harmon, like with Community when you went back and rewatched that even three
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  or four times, you picked up on something new every time. And I think
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  that's going to be the same when you rewatch Rick and Rick and Morty is deep,
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  man. It is so deep. Like there's at one point during sound like one of them,
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  man. I am one of them. The only thing I'm not gonna do is like [ __ ] tell
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  you that if you don't like it, you're [ __ ] stupid. But rock up with a I
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  mean, I've never watched it, so I guess I don't Luke, you joke, but I was going
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  to ask I was going to I was going to float this. I was I was I'm floating the I'm
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  floating the pickle tattoo. Not necessarily the pickle tattoo, but a
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  Rick and Morty tattoo, generally speaking. I've got the socks. do
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  something. Don't do the Don't do the pickle tattoo. I'm fine with anything
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  else, but the the pickle tattoo's been done. There's things that happen in
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  oneoff episodes that like five seasons later they just dive straight into it.
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  There's this one episode, it's somewhere in season one where something goes
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  horribly wrong. And so Rick just goes, "Okay, we need to find a timeline where
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  you and me," because there's infinite timelines, right? It's about the
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  multiverse. He goes, "We need to find a timeline where you and I die today. and
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  we just need to go to that timeline 1 minute after that and then just live
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  there from now on. And so they bury the bodies of the Rick and Morty that died
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  in that universe in the backyard and then just continue living as if nothing
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  happened, right? And then like years later they revisit that because
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  somebody's like blah blah blah what? And he's like, "Oh yeah, there are there are
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  bodies in the backyard. Bodies of us." You know, now I wonder if it's something
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  that was actually planned or something that they just I think they just keep
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  going back. Yeah, I'd love to think it would it was planned, but it's almost
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  it's almost equally as awesome if they just go Do you remember the episode in
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  the first season where we did that? Why don't we just pretend that's a major
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  plot point now? It's a like I said, I haven't watched it, but I know that I
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  assume the tone of it is that that they could also just not do that and it
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  wouldn't be like people wouldn't be like that's a plot hole. Remember they
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  [ __ ] murder well not murdered but remember they bury those bodies and make
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  out what's that plot hole like it's not a serious show like you can do that
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  stuff but when it gets like it's it's like Futurama in the way that like
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  there's episodes that brought me to tears you know like there's there's
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  episodes that are so moving there's this one it's like the end of season 5 or
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  something where his daughter um Beth and no one can remember her name because
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  it's so generic and she like that's like this running gag but there's even a
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  point where she's talking to a guy and he's like what's your name? She's like
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  Beth. He's like, "I know you're saying it, but I just I just cannot hear it.
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  It's just so generic." But, um, she realizes she's just had a drab life and
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  and has been a housewife and all this stuff. And he's like, "Well, why don't
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  you just go off and be yourself in the, you know, be a space traveler and
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  stuff." And she's like, "Well, I've got to look after my family." He's like,
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  "Well, I could do a clone of you right now that stays here and looks after your
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  family while you go." And she's like, "No way." End of episode. Never visited
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  again. years later, a [ __ ] Beth from Space comes and it turns out he did
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  clone her. She just wasn't the clone, so she didn't know about it. And now
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  there's two Beths, you know, like and it turns out she and they fight. They're
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  like, "Which one of us is real?" And he's like, "I don't know." And there's
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  this montage of him like growing his daughter in this like big [ __ ] tube.
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  And he turns away so he doesn't see which one. He blasts off into space.
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  Like it's [ __ ] moving as [ __ ]
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  I mean, we've all been there. There's an episode where Morty starts
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  dating Captain Planet, right? And it's it's it's a female Captain Planet,
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  right? And Captain Planet like she's she's planet, but she looks like Captain
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  Planet female, and she has all the abilities of Captain Planet, and they
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  start dating, and it's really nice, but then she starts realizing that you can't
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  passively fight against people who deny climate change and stuff. So she ends up
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  like essentially becoming like an eotterrorist and she like caves in this
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  mine with people inside and stuff and Morty has to break up with her because
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  he he can't date this [ __ ] mass murderer and he's crying and she's
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  crying. She's like but don't you love me? So like it's because I love you that
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  I have to leave. Like it's just [ __ ] it just hits you right in the
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  eotterrorist. Did you see that girl who threw the painting the paint or oil on
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  that painting is now in prison? Is she for that or for something else? for
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  that. Oh, okay. I think she got three years or something in prison. Good.
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  Yeah. Don't do that. No. Nothing to do with She one of those anything. What was
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  it? No. No. Something oil. Whatever those people are. Yeah. The the people.
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  Stop oil. No. Stop oil. Do stop oil. Please stop oil. Yeah. Oil. Get rid of
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  all the oil. The oil. Suck it out of the earth. Yeah. And just like the way they
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  do it is just to piss everyone off, which Yeah. It's not helping you. Why
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  you think it gets people talking? It's You say that, but I watched an interview
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  where a guy was asking him and he was like, "Yeah, everybody says that, but it
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  actually does." Like, yeah, you hate us, but you've heard of us. And where's your
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  data, though? Where's your data that changed anything? They're saying they
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  have the data. And the data says if they do nothing, they then no one gives a
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  [ __ ] If they uh if they do like, you know, friendly, nice things, no one
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  gives a [ __ ] If they're [ __ ] annoying, everybody complains, but
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  people go, "What's this about?" And and it does move the move the needle more
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  than other stuff. That's what they say. Is is that is that the same as like
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  people heckling Jerry Seinfeld in Melbourne to like stop Israel invading
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  Palestine? Same thing. Solved everything. Dan solved. Yeah. Solved.
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  Yeah. Because you didn't know this, but Jerry Seinfeld actually was in charge of
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  the war in Gaza. Yeah. You know who else was in charge? Kids that were going to a
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  Jewish school in Canada. So, I'm glad they've [ __ ] been caught now, too.
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  Yeah. Yeah. Who knows who's in the signal chat these days?
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  [ __ ] hell. What a Hey. Hey, I know. Not on the show. No politics. And I'll get kicked
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  out. Um, I watched a show. I watched the first episode of a show I've been
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  waiting for. Finally on Britbox Ludwig. This is the show where David
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  Mitchell, one of my favorite comedians,
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  plays uh he he's twins. One twin is a uh
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  is DCI of of in um Cambridge in England. He's like a detective chief
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  inspector. One brother is a shutin who designs puzzles for a living for
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  newspapers and solves puzzles. He goes by the pseudonym Ludwig. He does that cuz he likes
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  Beethovven. The the detective brother goes missing
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  under suspicious circumstances and his wife calls the brother and says, "I need
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  you to go into the police station and get his notebook. Just pretend to be
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  him." And he's like, "Fuck that." Anyway, he gets convinced to do it. But
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  then when he goes in there, everyone thinks he's the detective and they're
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  like, "Come on, crime scene." And he gets dragged along to a crime scene.
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  Turns out he's quite good at solving murders. and then TV show.
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  And it's really good. It's funny and uh and and and and cool. I I don't know
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  like and it has to be television cuz I'm pretty sure if I was working with
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  someone every day and then they disappeared and their twin walked in the
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  next day, I'm pretty sure I'd be able to work out it wasn't. I've got a great
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  quote for you, Luke. And in fact, I meant to send this to you guys earlier
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  in the week just just for laughs. Um this
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  is where is it? here. Mary Kate Olsen of
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  the Olsson twins. Right. Mhm. Yeah. On being asked if she ever gets mistaken
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  for her sister. Right. This is what she said. Right.
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  To me, the difference between us is pretty obvious. She thinks the opposite
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  of fire is water. I think the opposite of fire is no fire.
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  [Laughter]
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  solve for itself. Well, you're right, Luke. I think
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  because it's a television show. It's a comedy. No, no. Exactly. It doesn't
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  matter at all. It's just it's it's stop you there. Personal anecdote. I used to
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  work with a girl that I did not know had a twin. Oh. I saw the twin in the city
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  once and went to and I thought it was her and I and even when I started going,
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  "Hey, how are you?" And she starts going, "Fine." I'm like, "Oh, what are
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  you I was just like waiting for my boyfriend who will be here any minute. I
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  was like, "Okay, weird. All right, see you Monday." Like, yeah,
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  they must. You think they'd be used to it, but you still thought someone was a
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  bit weird. It wasn't a So, we have cousins. You've met them as
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  the Jennis cousins. Uh, twins. Um, and I could not tell I knew
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  any of them were twins. You've got She's got identical twin cousins. Yeah.
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  It's possible that I met them both and thought they were thought they were the
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  same person. Yeah. So I at first No.
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  Wait, who? Maddie and like Auntie like
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  Mary Lou's daughters. Oh yes, them. Sorry. Yeah.
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  Um and at first I could not tell them apart. But now instantly I can just see
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  one of them. Fire, no fire. I just have
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  to ask the trigger word fire and then they Yeah. water or no fire and Yeah.
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  And then I know. Um but now instantly if I just see one of them I can tell. But
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  yeah, but I can see like if you didn't I
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  think if you hadn't maybe if I only met one of them I'd get confused. I don't
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  know cuz I don't really know how I know. I just know. But also, he's I just tell
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  they just look different in subtle ways like Yeah. sub subtler ways than usual. He's he's
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  quite senior. So, I think if my boss's twin walked in, even if it was a tiny
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  bit off, I still probably wouldn't allow myself to see the difference because
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  Yeah. You think of it. Yeah. Well, that that too. Did you like it, though?
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  Because I found it very good. The the show? Yeah, the show. Oh, you watched it
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  as well? Yeah, I've seen it all. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, I've
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  seen it. Oh, yeah. I didn't wait for things to come on, man. All right, fine.
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  Yeah. No, I did. I liked it a lot. I'm excited to watch more. I I was surprised
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  by the appearance of uh [ __ ] the guy from the witch. He pops up. Guy from the
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  Witch. Yeah, the guy from Yeah, the guy with really deep voice. Yeah. Oh, he's
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  in all of uh Robert Edgar's movies, I think, actually. Yes, he is. He's also
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  in a really good movie called Sagar Wayne and the Green Knight if you
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  haven't seen it with De Patel pays plays Gwane. Oh, and he plays the Green
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  Knight. It's [ __ ] excellent. Oh, I meant to watch that. I I know the movie.
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  Maybe it's just called The Green Knight anyway from a couple of years back.
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  Yeah, it's really good. It's probably the second best King Arthur movie after
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  Excalibur between that and Disney's The Sword in the Stone.
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  There's not that many good King Arthur movies. There's not that many because he
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  wasn't that good. No, King Arthur was excellent. They're just for some reason
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  there's not that many good movies. Audio book I listened to when I was growing up
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  and that's the King Arthur that I know. Yeah, same actually. I I'm in the ex and
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  I borrowed it from Penri Library on cassette and that's that's King Arthur
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  from that. Yeah. Yeah. Right. So, does Li stay good? Cuz I'm
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  enjoying it. I enjoyed the first episode. Yeah. Excellent. All right.
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  Good. Well, it's also it's a good thing they've only they only have what six to
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  10 episodes. So, they're not going to try and I think Yeah, I think they're
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  long though. They're not like the 20 minute episodes of like, you know, black
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  books or something. But, uh yeah. Yeah. It's not like not zany comedy, but it's
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  very funny. The taxi picks him up. The taxi driver's like, "Are you uh you
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  know, like to talk or should I put the radio on?" And he like ignores him and
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  he goes, "Oh, I'll put the radio on then." And then they pull away and you
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  just hear him go, "Sorry, could you turn that off?
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  Just funny. That's excellent. Yeah, that's right. Cuz all the way to
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  Cambridge from Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's like an hour drive or something.
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  Yeah. [ __ ] beautiful city though. I've never been to Cambridge. Yeah.
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  Well, is it Oxford? Which one is it? It's a college town. I can't remember
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  now. Cambridge. Cambridge. Cambridge. Yeah. Um, speaking of detectives, um,
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  I've been listening to this podcast that's just the Sherlock Holmes short
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  stories. I think I've mentioned that I was listening to it before. Um, and I
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  like them and I like the characters and I like the the pros and everything, but
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  I'll say this, he's not clever. They're just ridiculous scenarios with only one
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  possible solution and then he's written to guess what that is. Like, you know
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  what I mean? It's like, okay, well, I couldn't I could I as the reader
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  couldn't have figured this out because he hadn't given me all this information.
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  Yeah. Yeah. That's But you couldn't get away with writing a a mystery like that
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  now. No. No, not at all. Yes. Yeah. That's a frustrating thing is when the
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  answer is just was never available to you. It wasn't there. Yeah. Yeah. He saw
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  something that was never mentioned. That was the Yeah. He just happens to know
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  something cuz he was happened to be at the races on a day this one specific
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  horse came in and that is and you're like, "Okay, well, I couldn't possibly
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  have known that, could I?" M I do like sorry the L that scene where he he
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  figures out who the killer is cuz he does basically does like a puzzle and he
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  goes and so it was you and then that then they're like and then they're like
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  why would she do that? He's like oh I have no idea.
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  Yeah. Yeah. I just I just know that she did it and then Yeah. And then the
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  sergeant's like yeah but we you can't do that. You have we have to have some
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  evidence. and he's like, "Oh, yeah." Yeah.
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  Yes. The um the wife of the brother is quite good. She's cropping up in a few
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  things as well. She is in this great show that I watched last year called Spy
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  Among Friends, which is a true story of
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  um two MI6 agents and they've been best
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  friends for like 30 years and then one day one of them finds out that the other
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  one's a Russian double agent.
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  And he's more upset that he lied to him
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  as a friend than as, you know, an enemy combatant. Yeah. And it's very it's very
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  good. But she's she's an interrogator. She's an like
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  that that would hurt though. Yeah.
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  Yeah. Be like if Luke was suddenly like one of you guys spy.
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  Imagine that. Imagine Luke was like, "Anyway guys, got to go home." Yeah.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  It's all been a ruse. Yeah. Don't know what for. Don't know what I'm
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  getting out of you two, but I think we might not be the marks. Might just be
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  the cover. Well, you never know. Yeah. Look, something else I've been
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  watching. If we're just going to list TV, I just finished last night Paradise
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  on Apple TV. This one I do. No. [ __ ] It's not on Apple. It's on Disney. They
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  only watch Apple TV shows that start with the letter S. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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  Seance silo shrinking. Oh, you said shrinking. No, Jenn.
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  I haven't watched shrinking. It is good. I do recommend. Okay. You've have said
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  that before and I should give it a try. Um, Mosquito Coast is quite good on on
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  Apple as well. C. That was on there. What? As in S E, not the letter C. C.
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  Yeah. The one with Jason Mamoa. We We can't see. He's blind. Oh, isn't that
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  terrible? or they're all blind or something. Okay. It sounds like a an
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  Might Shyamalan plot. Yeah. Some science fiction thing. I I I haven't watched it.
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  So, fair enough. Um, no. Paradise is on
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  Disney. Uhhuh. Uh, and it's very good. And if I said too much about it, it
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  would be a spoiler, so All right. Watch it. The trailer does a
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  pretty good job of of teasing it without telling you what it is. Um, but I
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  enjoyed it being revealed to me as I was watching the show. So, I'll allow you
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  the same uh experience if you want it. Luke's literally reading about it right
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  now. No, I I've already It's not I don't think it's for me. I guess from the name
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  No, no, no. Paradise. It could be. It could very well be paradise. All right.
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  Paradise is the name of the place they live. The word paradise, you're like, I
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  don't like the vibes. Paradise. American political thriller. That does not sound
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  like No, it's not. It's not an American political thriller. It it it it is a science
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  fiction story wrapped in an American political
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  thriller. Okay. I might look into it.
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  He won't. No.
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  All right. Um, so I speaking science fiction, I started playing a game. Yes.
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  Tell me more. I went on to play Atom Fall cuz that came out yesterday. I also
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  played it yesterday. I'm interested to know what you think because I'm about to finish it.
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  Yeah. I I haven't played for that long. Yeah. Yeah. Will you I was kind of
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  stumped by the when it asked you to choose your difficulty settings. All
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  right. Because Matt I've never come across this before. Usually you just
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  have easy, medium or hard or you know story mode or you know but this this is
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  like there are three elements to this game. Exploration, combat and survival.
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  And so there's like nine combinations of of difficulty where you're like the
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  combat's hard but the survival and the exploration are easy or the
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  exploration's hard but the combat you and I'm like I don't really know. I
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  haven't played the game yet. What I started off with, I started everything
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  on the default settings and then now everything is on the lowest because
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  that's why you finished again. Yeah. Well, no, it's just cuz I got annoyed.
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  That doesn't seem a lot to it. You set the time to But this time doesn't
• 22:48
  pretend to not be a a short game. Yeah. No, it doesn't. There are there are six
• 22:54
  endings to this game. M. So once I sort of worked that out, I'm just trying to
• 22:59
  play through just a very quick one just to get out the way because I hate it
• 23:02
  because there's choices to make with now these guys will hate me over these
• 23:06
  people. And what kind of game is it? Is it Sounds like it's got a story at
• 23:10
  least? Fallout. Fallout without the campness. Yeah, it's a rolled back
• 23:15
  fallout. That's like I'm enjoying it. Um you can kill people. I only played it
• 23:21
  for about two hours. Um, but that's a decent amount for me to Yeah, a decent
• 23:27
  amount for me to just play in one go. So, I've basically I've come out the
• 23:30
  tunnel and I've like looked around the
• 23:34
  nearest place. Um, I like it. I like the controls. The combat's
• 23:41
  uh, you know, satisfying. Something I've seen people complaining about, which I
• 23:44
  don't get, is people going, "Oh, this looks like a last generation game and
• 23:47
  stuff." And I looks fine. Yeah, it looks okay to me. Yeah. No, it looks fine to
• 23:53
  me. I mean, it doesn't it doesn't make you go, "Oh, [ __ ] wow." No, it's not
• 23:57
  like when I'm playing Assassin's Creed and it's like, "Oh my god, this looks
• 24:00
  like a picture or anything." But it's not terrible. But no, it really is just
• 24:04
  a game where you start talking to someone and that can be that person you
• 24:09
  escape with and that'll give you an achievement. That's one of the endings.
• 24:11
  And then it's just the only thing I really wish this game had was fast travel.
• 24:16
  Oh, yeah. Right. Fast travel. It doesn't have any at all. Amazing game. No, I'm
• 24:20
  not even I've not even opened the map at this point. I'm not even far far enough
• 24:23
  really in to care about where I am in respect to any anywhere else. Yes.
• 24:27
  Annoying with the running backwards and forwards, but yeah, I very quickly just
• 24:31
  turned auto difficulty down cuz I got it's hard to find even ammo is
• 24:35
  difficult. Yeah. Yes. Like ammo was so sparse. I was like for like an hour I
• 24:41
  was walking around four bullets and trying to conserve them. Yeah. I had two guns
• 24:47
  equipped on onto like fast, you know, fast equip one with one each with one
• 24:52
  bullet in it. Yeah. So that during combat I could quickly switch like at
• 24:58
  least it shocked a couple of times legitimately made me jump. Yeah, you can
• 25:03
  bluff. Yeah, you can pull a gun on somebody and then they back down. Yeah.
• 25:06
  Okay, good. But then their friends walk around the corner and Yeah. Yeah. Then
• 25:10
  you got to run. Then you pull out four other guns and you bluff with those,
• 25:12
  too. I don't. But the good thing is if you get a head all these guns got one
• 25:15
  bullet in it. Who wants style head shot they drop dead sort
• 25:21
  of like that. Except for the like ghoul things in
• 25:26
  which case it's um some ones in the
• 25:30
  tunnel. Yeah. Yeah. I just I died many times and the [ __ ] out of me. I'm not
• 25:36
  going to go near them every Yeah. [ __ ] Yeah. really quite quite quite
• 25:42
  scary. I don't know. I reckon give it a go. It is on Game Pass, so I was going
• 25:46
  to ask on Game Pass. Yeah. Yeah, why not? Yeah, it was either it was either
• 25:49
  that or um it was either that or go back to
• 25:53
  uh Chernobyl Stalker. Yeah. Um which I
• 25:58
  also have but it seems like it would ask a lot more of me and this is just a kind
• 26:04
  of a fun easy game. I mean, not that it's easy, but it's just easy to play.
• 26:08
  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like even if you come back to this game after a little while,
• 26:12
  it won't take you long to work out what you're doing. Going back to Chernobyl.
• 26:16
  Yeah, I got to start that again. Yeah, only play that for an hour, but I gota I
• 26:20
  got to start all over again. I um I was thinking the other day,
• 26:25
  speaking of game pass games, can I just say one more thing? Of course. The one
• 26:28
  more thing I don't I didn't like about the game is I have no idea what the
• 26:31
  story really is. It's cuz you skipped the dialogue always. No, no. Well, the game starts
• 26:37
  with it does do a bit of a cut scene at the start that hey, there was this power
• 26:42
  plant. Something went wrong. And then you just wake up and a scientist comes
• 26:47
  over and goes, "Oh, who are you? Take this key card. I'm going to die
• 26:53
  now." And then you're on your own. And it's Yeah. There's no customer
• 26:57
  characterization, no how you got there or anything. It's just you wake up.
• 27:01
  Yeah. No first first actor is in the vault while you're Yeah. Just going to
• 27:06
  put this out there. He just said customer characterization, which I love.
• 27:11
  I think we want to maybe write that down for a potential title. If is in duck is
• 27:15
  not suitable. Customer characterization. I meant character. I know you meant
• 27:22
  character customization. That's why I pointed it out. It's only because I love
• 27:26
  you. It's great. But I don't know. I'm going to I'm going to see if I can have
• 27:30
  customer characterization as the title in duck as the caption and an image that
• 27:36
  encapsulates both somehow. Perfect. But yeah, you don't don't even know if
• 27:42
  you're playing a male or female. So, I just assume I'm playing a female. Of
• 27:45
  course. Yeah, I assume that because you're a video game transvestite.
• 27:51
  There's there's a new game coming out soon where you play as a female that I
• 27:57
  played at least one game all the way through without knowing I was playing a
• 28:01
  female. Oh, what's that? Metroid. Oh. Oh. Oh, I wanted to mention Metroid
• 28:07
  actually, but just briefly before that, I was thinking about Indiana Jones just
• 28:11
  talking about Game Pass. Well, yeah, because they've patched things, right?
• 28:16
  But there's expansion coming at some point. Oh, correct. cuz I was like, I'd
• 28:20
  go back and get the rest of the stuff, but then I realized, no, no, no. Let's
• 28:23
  not do that because you don't want to get sick of that game before the
• 28:25
  expansion comes out. So, I'm going to wait for that. So, and I meant to ask,
• 28:29
  does anybody know when that's coming out? No, I don't I don't know what
• 28:32
  they've said. Uh, Giants DLC,
• 28:38
  did you guys see the [ __ ]
• 28:41
  um weird control spin-off slash the
• 28:46
  first person thing? Yeah, that looks bizarre. Who was asking for that?
• 28:52
  Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, multiplayer. I just That was weird. I think it's odd
• 28:58
  that they're putting their money on Control 2 when I don't think Control is
• 29:03
  as popular a property as other properties they have in the Remedy
• 29:08
  verse. It could be just it's an easier game to make, I suppose. So cuz I don't
• 29:14
  even though there was a lot to control 2, it was a lot of backtracking. So
• 29:19
  reusing of assets, maps, maybe.
• 29:23
  Yes, true. Yeah, I see. Yeah. Okay. Don't know when it's coming out. No
• 29:28
  specific release date, but it's got to be soon. Yeah. All right. There's a
• 29:32
  question coming this week for Avowed, but I don't care. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm
• 29:37
  I'm out of it. I've got a segue from that, too. But you did mention Metroid
• 29:42
  and earlier you mentioned people complaining about how Adam Fall does not
• 29:46
  look like a looks like a previous gen game. Yeah. Did you watch the Metroid 4
• 29:51
  trailer? Yeah. I'm excited about it, but it
• 29:55
  definitely does look like a a retro game
• 29:59
  of sorts at this at this point. It Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Not in a bad way,
• 30:05
  just in a way that I was just like ah kind I mean it just looks like Metroid
• 30:08
  Prime. Yeah. Yeah. Like Yeah. So it reminded me a little bit of No Man's Sky
• 30:15
  as well as scanning things and Oh,
• 30:23
  hello. Go for dad.
• 30:29
  Good morning. Are you there? It's just creepy that
• 30:36
  she's just breathing into it. What are you
• 30:44
  doing? Are you Are you there?
• 30:48
  Can I play with my super?
• 30:51
  Yes, you can. Can you get them?
• 30:58
  [Laughter]
• 31:02
  Can I help you? What do you need?
• 31:08
  Do you need me to get them for you? She's made that perfectly clear.
• 31:12
  Okay, I'll be there in one minute. Hang on one sec. Okay,
• 31:19
  Matt's house is officially too big. Yeah.
• 31:34
  [Laughter]
• 31:38
  I'll be back in a minute. I'm sorry. I'll do more research into DLC for
• 31:44
  Indiana Jones. I'd be interested in playing that. You've got to finish it. I've got to
• 31:50
  finish it. I It so annoys me that I was really enjoying that game, but then I
• 31:55
  when I got to that game break and it took them what, six weeks, two months to
• 31:59
  fix. You're actually pretty close to the end cuz you're in Thailand, right? Yeah.
• 32:03
  Yeah. Like Sam. Yeah. You not much after that. But yeah, it was just so annoying
• 32:09
  that it just going back just has the same magic did.
• 32:15
  Yeah. Especially since I've considered replaying it just for the fun of it and
• 32:20
  doing it slightly differently. But actually, it's the
• 32:24
  Thailand bits that I think, oh, but all those [ __ ] caverns and [ __ ] that make
• 32:30
  me. So it's not like if you were still in Cairo or somewhere and you were just
• 32:34
  going back and doing picking up there, it might feel a bit easier to get back
• 32:38
  into. But yeah, when you're on the boat and got around like that and Yeah, it
• 32:43
  was a lot. It asked a lot of you. It was great, but it it just it Yeah, you only
• 32:47
  want to do that once. Yes. Yeah. And if I'd stopped, I'd think I'd find it very
• 32:52
  hard to get back in. But no, I really think the DLC I reckon will be You know
• 32:57
  what? It might I reckon it'll come out in April. April's very release on PlayStation 5 in
• 33:03
  April. April's day after tomorrow. Don't forget. Yeah, but I did
• 33:09
  say we would know in with if it was coming within four weeks surely. I don't
• 33:14
  know. Wait, what did you say was coming in April? It's going to PlayStation 5 in
• 33:19
  April. Oh, yeah. That's true. PlayStation 5 on the 7th of April. 17th
• 33:23
  of April. So that might be a bit of a hey, PlayStation get that, but then we
• 33:28
  get the DLC. I think they're more likely to hold off
• 33:34
  even if it was ready so that they could launch the DLC
• 33:40
  simultaneously with Xbox and PlayStation like in like 4 months. I know, but it's
• 33:44
  been a long time. And look, this came out in December. Yeah, it would be good
• 33:49
  to keep it to top us up and keep us going. Yeah. Throwback. Super Kitties.
• 33:54
  You got them? Got them. Yep. But yeah, waiting six months for because I know um
• 34:00
  the Cyber Punk DLC. Yes. That took too long and I have a hard time. While it's
• 34:06
  great, it was a hard time getting back into it because I had to remember how to
• 34:11
  play it. Yeah. Yeah, that's fair. Remember what my skills were and how
• 34:15
  everything but that it came out. If they if they brought out Skyrim DLC right
• 34:20
  now, I'd drop everything. Dive right back in.
• 34:23
  Yeah. Yeah. Scar's a bit easier though.
• 34:29
  [Laughter]
• 34:36
  See you. Yeah. See you. Okay. I'm coming. Tell her. Yeah. Tell
• 34:40
  her you're on your way, mate. Come on. 104. 104.
• 34:48
  All right. What's something quick we could talk about while he's not here?
• 34:51
  Yeah. Oh, he'll hate us if we talk about Rust without him. He'll hate us if we
• 34:56
  talk about Rust news. Odyssey without him. Um,
• 35:01
  would he care about Snow White? I don't care if he does. No one cares
• 35:06
  about Snow White. I'll say this though, actual audience
• 35:12
  score for this seems to be far higher
• 35:15
  than critic score really. And I think because critics now aren't just people
• 35:22
  that, you know, review for the Chicago Tribune, you know, it's just any, you
• 35:27
  know, anyone with a YouTube channel and stuff and they were going to hate this
• 35:30
  anyway. Yes. Like I listened to Critical Drinker review of this right during the
• 35:35
  week and he spent months saying that Rachel Ziggler or whatever her name is,
• 35:41
  uh, who I only know from this movie, but maybe she's in other stuff. I I don't know.
• 35:46
  um but how she's poisonous and you know she's ruining the movie and and he was
• 35:51
  like I'll admit it she was actually the only decent thing about the movie was
• 35:55
  her performance. Okay. See I don't know nothing about her. I don't know everyone
• 35:59
  hates her for some reason. She's very lefty. She
• 36:06
  she supports Palestine which is fair enough. Everybody does. But in
• 36:10
  Hollywood, where a lot of people are Jewish, being openly supportive of
• 36:15
  Palestine gives the impression that you're you're anti-Israel. And you know,
• 36:19
  it's it's a bit too political for a leading lady. Plus, she went out and
• 36:23
  said a whole bunch of stuff about how she said, "I've refused to sing the
• 36:29
  Someday My Prince will come song because, you know, my Snow White don't
• 36:34
  need no man." and uh and said, you know, "Oh, I actually
• 36:39
  think it's gross that he that he kisses me while I'm asleep." And you know, why
• 36:44
  you agree to being Snow White? Yeah. I mean, it does. Yeah.
• 36:50
  Like it cuz don't get me wrong, it is
• 36:53
  weird. Yeah. This guy that you never met comes across someone who's looks dead
• 36:59
  and he goes, "I'm going to get in on that." I've missed something. You have? Yeah,
• 37:05
  unfortunately we're talking about Snow White. It's far more wholesome than it
• 37:09
  sounds, right? But then then but she's not doing herself any favors now cuz she
• 37:14
  like she tweeted the other day, "Oh, I went I'm went to see it. I'm literally
• 37:18
  the only person in this cinema and people like it's not a good sign.
• 37:23
  Yeah, it's not doing well." No, but I don't think the lowest rated movie ever,
• 37:28
  I think, at the moment. But they also they had uh like they spent a lot of
• 37:32
  money on re-shoots because of all the you know like first they had to recast
• 37:37
  the dwarves cuz they cast dwarves and then somebody was like you can't cast
• 37:41
  dwarves and so they had to redo all that with CGI dwarves. Why can I not cast dwarves?
• 37:47
  Cuz it's exploit exploitative. I don't know. Cuz they're not dwarf dwarves. They're
• 37:53
  my Yeah, they're magical creatures. Yeah. Like it's like maybe that people
• 37:56
  were like apparently they don't even use the dwarf in the movie.
• 38:02
  H height challenged. But yeah, like but in saying this, this
• 38:07
  was never a movie I was going to go see. God, no. No. Even if and I'll be honest,
• 38:13
  I don't I I've watched I watched the Aladdin live action remake. I think
• 38:17
  that's the only one I've seen. I haven't seen the Beauty and the Beast or the
• 38:20
  Little Aladdin one. I didn't realize it was [ __ ] garbage, mate. It's [ __ ]
• 38:25
  Oh, the one with Will Smith. Yes, that's right. That would probably be the only
• 38:30
  one that I would I was sort of close to seeing because I remember that was the
• 38:34
  only real cartoon that I remember. Guy Richie directed it for starters. Yeah,
• 38:38
  but it's hard to watch Aladdin now. It's a bit racist. It's a bit racist. It's
• 38:43
  not that hard to watch it. We We have watched it. You know what I
• 38:47
  quite liked? I quite liked Mufasa the um Oh, yeah. the recent uh Lion King
• 38:53
  prequel. Quite good. We watched The Lion King and then the Lion King 2, the old
• 38:59
  animated Lion King 2. This is Lion King 2 in a there's this weird
• 39:04
  reccon thing where there's like other lions who were following Scar.
• 39:10
  Okay. And they were like got exiled and I'm like that wasn't in the movie. Well,
• 39:15
  this Mufasa movie does this complete retcon where Scar and Mufasa aren't even
• 39:21
  real brothers. And Scar is the son of a king, but Mufasa is an adopted son. So,
• 39:26
  he is meant to be the king. But Mufasa was just a better leader and the people
• 39:32
  followed him instead, which is why he was like, "Give me my throne. It's me."
• 39:36
  I tell you though, the music in those [ __ ] movies is the the best musical
• 39:42
  score in any Disney or any other [ __ ] movie. Who did that music, dude? Remind
• 39:47
  me. Oh, I think it might have been um I think it might have been
• 39:51
  uh I was going to make a joke, but I can't I was I can't Yeah, I was going to
• 39:57
  say the name of someone we know, but I'm not I'm backing out of it. It's Hans,
• 40:02
  but I know it's hard. I've got no joke. I've got no joke, so I'll just say it.
• 40:06
  Yeah, fine. No, but it's funny because everyone remembers Hans for [ __ ]
• 40:10
  Inception and Yeah. Interstellar stuff. It's like actually not even Gladiator
• 40:15
  these days. Oh, yeah. True. Batman is the one that he's known for most now, I
• 40:20
  think. Yeah. Before I to know, sorry, I know you guys
• 40:27
  had to move on. Metroid 4 looks good. Uh, you got psychic powers apparently in
• 40:31
  this. Looks good. Just Yeah. The only thing is that just I was like, oh, they
• 40:35
  didn't kind of like fancy it up or anything really. Yeah, I guess they must
• 40:40
  have had a meeting where they were like, we can't make it too different. And
• 40:44
  also, it's on the Switch, which I guess not that the Switch is great, but it's
• 40:47
  not like like a, you know, pushing the limits of graphics capabilities except
• 40:53
  for the cloud. The cloud games on the Switch are are pretty impressive. Yeah.
• 40:58
  Nintendo would do those first party games like that, though. Yeah, cuz the
• 41:03
  um I played both the latest Resident Evils like seven and eight on the Switch
• 41:09
  and they are [ __ ] incredible. Yeah, right. But I reckon they may have looked
• 41:16
  to try and make it look newer or something, but sometimes that looks
• 41:20
  wrong. That's that could be true, too. Yeah, cuz Metroid does have a look.
• 41:26
  Yeah. And people get upset when you change things. Think of Monkey Monkey Island. How
• 41:32
  people lost their [ __ ] over that. That's a great game though. Mhm.
• 41:39
  Yeah. Yeah. But people I just different.
• 41:42
  I The third Monkey Island is in some ways my favorite and I know that's
• 41:48
  blasphemy because it's not he wasn't involved Ron, but I love that game.
• 41:54
  I It's a funny game too. It's just Yeah. went a different kind of direction in
• 42:00
  some Yeah. But all all the Monkey Islands were different enough that I
• 42:04
  don't understand why people are freaking out about the most recent,
• 42:08
  you know, it's all just updated in a way. It's like walk around and walk move
• 42:15
  with the stick. Yeah. Yeah. And but I mean it was a great game. Who gives a
• 42:20
  [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and as Ron Gilbert said, I already made the game
• 42:26
  that you're talking about. It's called [ __ ] Secret of Monkey Island. And
• 42:29
  then I made another one, Secret of Monkey Island 2. Play those. Yeah.
• 42:36
  People don't like making the same game every time. They do like to mix it up.
• 42:39
  And if you want [ __ ] pixel art, point and click, play [ __ ] um a billion
• 42:45
  others that are out now. What's What's the No, no, but that he made Files
• 42:49
  River. [ __ ] great game. Yes. Great
• 42:52
  game. Mhm. That is a in a way the new Monkey Island is actually quite
• 42:59
  um simple in certain ways and Thimbleweed Park is the opposite. It's
• 43:04
  like if you don't know adventure games and you're not into puzzles, Thimbleweed
• 43:08
  Park is going to be [ __ ] annoying cuz it's very puzzly and complicated and
• 43:14
  Yeah. Like it doesn't hold your hand. It's like Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah.
• 43:21
  And like Yeah. Like I like newspaper place. You just got to [ __ ] walk
• 43:25
  around reading all the newspapers and stuff like it makes you work for it.
• 43:29
  Yeah. Um you know what's not a good game and this will surprise nobody is the
• 43:34
  Peppa Pig game for Xbox.
• 43:37
  Um which Luke's played it. I have. I enjoyed it
• 43:44
  for start. I mean it's very easy to get a achievements because you you just let
• 43:48
  the game run and and the achievements clock up. But it's literally just
• 43:52
  walking between cutscenes. There's no actual game mechanic whatsoever.
• 43:57
  The Bluey game's a little like that. I guess you collect stuff and you walk
• 44:01
  around, but the blue game was very simple. Harper wanted to play games today and I
• 44:06
  put that on and then she got bored of it so quickly. Really? So quickly. Yeah.
• 44:11
  That we ended up just playing um more of um Link to the Past, which she loves. Yeah.
• 44:18
  Um, and it's it's, you know, it's a great 30-year-old game. And yeah, my
• 44:24
  favorite game. It's the first game I ever finished. Very good game. I
• 44:28
  finished. Yeah, I haven't finished it yet. We we may finish it, but we don't
• 44:31
  play it consistently enough to to finish. Or maybe the first I'd finished
• 44:35
  stuff like Sonic and stuff, but that was the first game where
• 44:38
  Yes, with a story. With a story. Yeah. Not just run to the end of the screen,
• 44:43
  jump Sonic. I didn't I never finished Sonic. I'm going to go back. I want to go back
• 44:50
  and finish all the Sonics. Yeah, this is a thing. I went back and
• 44:55
  finished um Wonder Boy like a couple years ago. Just [ __ ] How is that?
• 44:59
  That's a game I've never finished. I mean, it doesn't like there's no [ __ ]
• 45:03
  end cuts scene or anything. You just, you know, it's just four levels on
• 45:08
  repeat get harder. Yeah. But I just wanted to be able to look my 10-year-old
• 45:12
  self in the in the eye and say, "You did it. You did it. You did it."
• 45:15
  further than just being on the skateboard. Yeah, that's actually I
• 45:18
  avoid the skateboard. I hate the skateboard now. When I was a kid, if I
• 45:21
  didn't get that skateboard, I would kill myself and go back to the start. But um now
• 45:31
  I can't find Is she in the closet?
• 45:37
  I don't know. Have you looked? Have you looked?
• 45:46
  I found
• 45:49
  him. How's the closet door opening? Sorry, guys. You thought this was a good
• 45:56
  idea, didn't you? This was her idea. Oh,
• 45:59
  insisted that I kick this off. Awesome. That's great. Promise. I'm going to
• 46:05
  guess it was in the closet. Yeah, I'm going to guess it was in the
• 46:08
  closet as well. Oh, Lambie is definitely in the closet. Oh, Lambie. Doc
• 46:13
  McStuffins's Lambie. Oh,
• 46:16
  yeah. Um, games avowed. Pillars of Eternity is in the same world. Pillars
• 46:23
  of Eternity. I don't know if you guys talked about this while I was no out.
• 46:26
  Uh, Pillars of Eternity is getting a patch, a new update. It's 10-year-old
• 46:30
  game, which is a [ __ ] great game. It's getting turn-based combat. Yes, I
• 46:34
  saw this. I love that. I'll [ __ ] replay the game. Like, I prefer
• 46:38
  turn-based combat. Yes. No, I don't know. I still like
• 46:42
  turn-based. I know they've got away from it from a lot of games like they really
• 46:45
  have as a staple, but I enjoy it so much better more. Yeah, same. So, I'll I'll
• 46:51
  replay this game. Well, I mean, you can certainly you think about it, you can be
• 46:55
  very strategic. Yeah, I probably won't replay it because I don't have time, but
• 46:59
  I it made me want to. I guess that's the But just to be clear, they're not
• 47:02
  remaking the game. They're just patching the old game so that you Yeah. It's a
• 47:05
  It's kind of a They said it's a um a kind of a beta trial feature of
• 47:12
  they've Yeah, cuz the game wasn't designed that way. So, they said, you
• 47:15
  know, your mileage may vary on it. But um when I was a kid, turn-based used to
• 47:22
  frustrate me though, like a little kid. Yeah. Like the first time I started playing the
• 47:26
  um the uh the AD and D Mhm. video games they
• 47:32
  came out with on AmIgga, I was like, "Oh, don't they just run at me?" I
• 47:37
  [ __ ] smash them when you know I had to really No, I like reorient cuz the
• 47:42
  game this I think Troka is the same. This is Pillars of Sony's Obsidian and
• 47:47
  then if you trace the history back they did like Boulders Gate and that but then
• 47:50
  at a certain point they made Arcanum. Troka made that game, Arkan. We've
• 47:55
  talked about it before, I think. Yeah. Um, so I meant to check that out and I
• 47:58
  never did. That game you could choose between real time or turn-based. And I
• 48:04
  think actually you could switch while you're playing, but I always put it in
• 48:08
  turn-based. It's just always been my preference because Arinum A R C A
• 48:14
  NUM between uh of Arinum of Steam and Magic Obscurer. I think the subtitle.
• 48:20
  Yes, this looks very good. Yeah, it's a great game.
• 48:25
  Um, yeah, it's about a world where everybody's been using magic, but now
• 48:30
  technologies been developed and they're finding that the technology makes magic
• 48:34
  not work and vice versa. Like you can't have both. Like they
• 48:39
  interfere with each other. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Like if you're a wizard and you
• 48:44
  start using a gun, your spells go wrong kind of thing. It's like Yeah. It's
• 48:49
  cool. This owes This interface owes a lot to Diablo. Sure. Yeah. Which is fine
• 48:56
  by me. You're going to copy copy from the best. Yeah. Yeah. But it's got Yeah.
• 49:01
  this opening cinematic where you're a passenger on a on a big blimp like a
• 49:05
  like a like a steam and then these orcs in there orcs in [ __ ] fighter planes
• 49:12
  come and shoot the thing down and I was just like what is this? It's great. That
• 49:17
  reminds me I because I've still got Humble Bundle
• 49:22
  and I'm yes still refuse. I still every time I go to cancel they go you're on
• 49:26
  this really good deal you can't do it but I remember this month they gave me a
• 49:28
  key for Home World 3 so I'm actually going to play a PC game for the first
• 49:33
  time in a long time cuz I love Home World. Now is that a bargain considering you
• 49:38
  don't you pay every month and you've not gotten a game you want in a very long
• 49:42
  time. Well I it's the first time I've looked at it in a very long time. I need
• 49:46
  to start giving away more keys. Patreon people, email me. I'll
• 49:51
  send you a key. That's the [ __ ] system, is it? Yeah.
• 49:57
  Reach out to any way you can. I'll give you a key. And how are you going to
• 50:01
  verify that they're Patreon people or I trust people. You could Yeah, just Well,
• 50:06
  you got to give him some kind of clue in the in the afterparty. Yeah. Wink wink.
• 50:10
  Just email Luke and he'll give you stuff. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't. He
• 50:13
  doesn't know or care if you're a patron. But do become a patron, but he doesn't
• 50:18
  care. So, just be clear. If I buy it right now, I'll give
• 50:23
  you something. Aranum is worth I think so. Yeah. If you
• 50:29
  make sure it'll run. Hold on. What are you getting it on?
• 50:33
  Steam. Let me see if I've got a key for it.
• 50:42
  I'll look into it for you. I mean, if it was on Switch, I might get it on Switch,
• 50:47
  but I doubt it. I Yeah, I don't think it's I'll look into it later. Playable
• 50:51
  on Switch. Yeah, it's like an old PC, you know, like Yeah, you need a
• 50:58
  mouse and possibly you need a keyboard, too. Well, I got both of those things right
• 51:04
  here. Let me let me know, Luke, cuz I've just
• 51:08
  logged in. So, I'm going to click add to look. I got to go back
• 51:15
  months because I'm so bad at logging into this. Oh, Vampire Masquerade
• 51:20
  Bloodlines. The original. Why are you recommending that? Oh, Activision. Oh, this is by
• 51:27
  Activision, is it? Oh, okay. I didn't need any convincing. Yeah. Yeah, it's a
• 51:32
  Troker. It's uh But yeah, I think it's like the team that made Fallout 1 and
• 51:36
  two, actually. Okay. Yeah. Right. I mean, yeah. Right.
• 51:42
  Yeah, Troka. It is too. Yeah. It's 10 bucks. Buy it. Yeah. Okay. If I
• 51:48
  find it, I'll give it to someone else. Yeah, I'm happy to pay $10.
• 51:54
  Yeah, I think it's worth it in real time. Great
• 51:59
  game. Um, speaking of games, there's a game that you guys apparently aren't
• 52:04
  going to get to play coming out. Silent Hill F. I actually was really looking
• 52:11
  forward to this. It looks cool from the trailer, right? Yeah. Sorry, I'm just uh
• 52:15
  I actually got a shock that it's been 13 years since the last actual entry. I
• 52:21
  know. Is that true? Silh Hill 4. Um I forget what it was. I was reading
• 52:26
  in the article. Um but yeah, it's been 13 years.
• 52:30
  It can't be Silent Hill 4. I think is it must have been longer since Silent Hill
• 52:34
  4 came out. But yeah. Yeah. But anyway. Yeah. So this new one has apparently
• 52:38
  been refused classification in Australia. For people who aren't in
• 52:40
  Australia, what that means is you can't sell it. Yeah.
• 52:46
  So it's going to be something and that usually means drug use because they've
• 52:51
  gotten a little bit better in drug use. It's used to be um even sex is okay.
• 52:55
  Normally now it's sort of um
• 52:58
  grape grape grape grape. Yeah. Yep. That's why Fantasmagoria got banned back
• 53:05
  in the day. cuz there's a scene where her husband
• 53:10
  Mhm. does that does has a grape. Yeah.
• 53:12
  Um but also game and yeah, drug use isn't something that'll get you banned.
• 53:18
  It's if it's a showing drug use as being good. So it gives you a positive
• 53:23
  positive Yeah, that's right. Positive effects of drug use. Yeah.
• 53:29
  Yeah. So that's a bummer. Um unless they change whatever. The the other thing is
• 53:34
  that apparently it's unusual about this is that they haven't said specifically
• 53:37
  why. Um apparently you can submit a request to find out why if you want to
• 53:43
  know. Yeah, look that's it's not they haven't said why to the developers. I
• 53:47
  believe that's the case or whatever. No, no, you just send it to I've done this
• 53:50
  before. Um all you have to do is you send it to the Australian board and go,
• 53:54
  "Hey, why did you do this?" And you back and go, "Here's the reason." That's not
• 53:57
  unusual. They do this. They don't announce most of the time. They don't
• 54:01
  Okay. I thought some I think this article or something else said that they
• 54:05
  actually normally the information is just made available if you want it. This
• 54:09
  time they just didn't say. Yeah, but I think it's more I think sometimes the
• 54:13
  other time where they're getting new information from is the developer coming
• 54:16
  out. Yeah, we've been this has been banned for this reason. This is a shame
• 54:21
  because I've been watching this one develop and this one looked very good
• 54:24
  and I was getting very psyched to be playing a new Silent Hill. Don't worry,
• 54:28
  I know how you can get it and play it on the Xbox. No problem. Get me to buy it
• 54:33
  and send it to you. Yep. Or does that work? Just No. Or we just
• 54:38
  get Matt to buy us some gift cards. You change the region of your console to
• 54:42
  America. Enter the gift card on an alt account. Yeah. Buy it. Make that alt
• 54:49
  account your home console. Move back to Australia with that installed and you're
• 54:52
  done. Move back to Australia. I am way out of date with Silent Hill because
• 54:58
  Silent Hill Downpour was the last one on the 360. I've never even heard of it.
• 55:04
  Daniel licked the music for it. The guy did sound did not lick anything.
• 55:09
  He died. Daniel licked it. Oh, because of that. Yeah, I guess so. The game got
• 55:14
  banned in Australia and he was like, "Fuck you." No. Um, and then Silent Hill Homecoming,
• 55:21
  which I've also not played, was uh banned in Australia too till they Oh,
• 55:26
  does it say why that was uh similarly banned, but then edited and released in
• 55:32
  a censored This is why I call [ __ ] on this article. It was similarly
• 55:36
  banned. We don't know why the first one, this was banned, but similar to this
• 55:39
  one. No. Well, being banned is the similarity, I think, in that sentence.
• 55:44
  There's different reasons for being banned. They could they were banned.
• 55:48
  They were both banned. I think that's what they mean. But I Well, this Silent
• 55:52
  Hill Downpaw was not reviewed. Well, no.
• 55:57
  No, it was not. This was This was going to be the big comeback. Are they
• 56:04
  still Activision Collection 54? The good thing is now with the Xbox as being
• 56:10
  there's no reg lock anymore. So, you can very easily just order this overseas and
• 56:13
  you've got it. H I'll let you try and let me know if it
• 56:18
  works. No, I meant a physical copy. Luke, should I play? All right.
• 56:24
  Assassin's Creed Shadows. I want to It looks good. Looks really good. I'm
• 56:30
  enjoying it. Um it is a little bit It's different to Bajala. It's more like
• 56:36
  um what was the other ones before that? There was Origins Odyssey and
• 56:41
  Origins. No different to that as well. Oh, the world's different. The the way
• 56:47
  you the way you find missions is different. It's it's it's different, but I'm
• 56:52
  enjoying it. I I would play it. If you're not that if you want to try it
• 56:56
  out, do a trial of Ubisoft Plus for a
• 56:59
  month. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Do I get a free month? I don't know if you
• 57:05
  do. Just give me a free month, Luke. I I can't give you a free month. Son of a
• 57:11
  [ __ ] I would if I could. Why are you doing this?
• 57:15
  All right. I just pay for mine.
• 57:19
  Oh, you can get Fantasmagoria. Yeah. 1495 right now. There you go. On
• 57:24
  GOG? No, on Steam. On Steam. I've got it on GOG, I'm pretty sure. I want to play
• 57:29
  that. It's Oh, no. No. The reason why you get it on Steam is because PC titles
• 57:35
  aren't rated the same as consoles. Yeah.
• 57:40
  Yes. Get it now. How much do I Made Redemption? Oh man, I loved this game.
• 57:45
  Oh yeah, $10. I'm going to put it in my wish list. Maybe. Maybe one day. Maybe
• 57:51
  someone will buy it for you. Actually, no. I think I'm pretty sure I
• 57:55
  do have a key for Vampire Masquerade. Oh, you do? I'm pretty sure I do.
• 58:01
  Interesting. Let me have a look. Just amassing these keys. Yeah, I am. Here you go.
• 58:08
  Um, Legend of Zelda during the this kathuffle about the
• 58:14
  Switch 2, Nintendo just announced that The Legend of Zelda live action movie
• 58:20
  will be released in March 2027. And everyone was like, "What?" Yeah, that's
• 58:24
  happening. So, yeah, just in there's an app that you can get. I think it's called
• 58:30
  Nintendo today that uh if you want to keep up to date on the Switch 2 because
• 58:34
  there's a Switch 2 uh you know announcement thing, Nintendo
• 58:38
  Direct next week, which is going to have more info. There was no Switch 2 stuff
• 58:41
  in the Nintendo Direct the other day that had Metroid and all that in it. Um
• 58:44
  and then they said, "Yeah, get this app if you want news." And then in there was
• 58:48
  just, "Oh, by the way, Legend of Zelda live action movie March 2027."
• 58:52
  Okay. Yeah. I do not think Zelda movie is going to be good. I just I just
• 58:59
  can't. Live action, too. Not like the Mario one. I mean, the tone of it would
• 59:04
  be different anyway. But yeah, but how your going to be mute?
• 59:11
  Is it? Well, Link doesn't talk. Well, when I'm
• 59:16
  Link, he doesn't talk. He swears when he he gets beaten up. But um
• 59:23
  yeah, Link doesn't talk, does he? Or have they started making
• 59:28
  Yeah, that's all he all he said his entire life. That's what he ejaculates.
• 59:33
  Orgasms constantly. Yeah, it's his kink getting hit. Maybe it's just the way I
• 59:38
  play the game. Imagine that. Oh, duck. Imagine a barbar like imagine your kink
• 59:43
  was getting hit and then you were like, "Fuck it. I'm just going to be a [ __ ]
• 59:46
  adventure fighter." Yeah. And then everyone's like, "I don't want to fight
• 59:50
  that guy." [ __ ] not him.
• 59:56
  Um, so yeah, no trailer, no Oh, no cast, nothing. Director director of one of the
• 1:00:03
  Planet of the Apes movies, but there are so many of them now that Oh, is that
• 1:00:06
  true? I didn't know that. There you go. I haven't I haven't even seen the last one.
• 1:00:12
  I I haven't seen the one. I've seen the one the last the one that came after the
• 1:00:17
  Wahberg one. There was a Mark Wahberg one. The Tim Burton one. Yep.
• 1:00:24
  Oh, no, no, no, no, no. And then there was the other one that had Franco in it.
• 1:00:29
  Yeah, that's the Franco. Forget the Mark part six of the Mark. Yeah, no, no. When
• 1:00:35
  I say forget it, what I mean is it's not part of that. Yeah, it's not cannon
• 1:00:39
  series. No, I was just trying to remember who was in it. Yeah, it's
• 1:00:41
  Franco Franco. These these get this um I've heard they're good. Andy Circus.
• 1:00:47
  That's right. They're excellent. The Franco's the worst of them all. And it's
• 1:00:50
  excellent. I don't know why I haven't seen them. It's just same. Is it that I
• 1:00:54
  don't want to or it's just this hasn't come up? There's too many now and like
• 1:00:59
  can they can they really be that different from one another at this
• 1:01:01
  point? You actually don't know which I'd have to look. I off the top of my head I
• 1:01:05
  wouldn't know which one to watch first. So yeah.
• 1:01:10
  Yeah. Cuz they're all generically titled Rise of the Planet of the Apes Planet of
• 1:01:13
  the Apes, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Yeah. Which which comes first?
• 1:01:17
  Yeah. War or the Dawn or the Rice? Or the egg? Egg of the Planet of the Apes?
• 1:01:22
  chicken or or the ape.
• 1:01:28
  Um, there's a trailer for Rust. Yes, the
• 1:01:34
  Rust movie. And in fact, yeah, I watched it just before the show. Anyone in it?
• 1:01:40
  Well, here's the thing. Is there is there is there is there a scene where
• 1:01:44
  Alec Baldwin holds a gun pointing directly down the camera and the the
• 1:01:48
  lens just shatters? Yes, but it is conspicuously absent throughout the
• 1:01:53
  entire trailer. And then the very very last shot is of him in that church
• 1:01:58
  drawing the gun and then it cuts to the the credit block. What
• 1:02:04
  you think that was intentional? I can't imagine it wasn't.
• 1:02:10
  It's gross to say, but it's free marketing in a way to remind people of
• 1:02:15
  that. Yeah, cuz at first I was like, why didn't they just change the name of this
• 1:02:17
  [ __ ] movie? And then I was like, well, because why would you have seen
• 1:02:21
  it? [ __ ] famous. I might not have watched this. Yeah. The thing is, I'm
• 1:02:25
  probably still not going to watch this. I'll watch it. I'm not going to go to
• 1:02:28
  cinema for it. I'll watch it when it comes out on whatever when I when it's
• 1:02:34
  on Tortuga. Tortuga just means turtle, you know?
• 1:02:40
  Just putting that out there. Yeah. When it's on a turtle. when a turtle comes in
• 1:02:45
  with a Blu-ray perched on its shell. Oh, have you seen this? So, um, Warner
• 1:02:52
  Brothers DVDs that they were selling in like early 2000s were getting this like
• 1:02:56
  disc rot. They're actually replacing them. What? Really? But they're not
• 1:03:01
  replacing them with the same movie evidently. They're just whatever you get. So,
• 1:03:07
  you'll send it off to go, "Hey, I got disc." And they'll go, "Great." and
• 1:03:12
  they'll throw a random DVD and send it back to you. That's [ __ ] stupid.
• 1:03:16
  Well, I did see the reason for that is stupid, but it makes some sense in that
• 1:03:21
  the um they don't have the rights to some of them anymore, which is that same
• 1:03:25
  thing with like the whole thing's a mess. This actually,
• 1:03:29
  you know, we talk about how you should buy physical media because at least they
• 1:03:32
  apparently not. Apparently that doesn't [ __ ] matter. Well, yeah. DVDs I was
• 1:03:36
  when this will keep up. Evelyn DVDs are meant to last like 30 to 100 years,
• 1:03:42
  right? So, that's a pretty 100 years is a long time, but we're coming up 30
• 1:03:46
  years on a lot of them. I was going to say, yeah, I'm going have to dig that
• 1:03:49
  box of DVDs out of the basement and see if any of them are disintegrating.
• 1:03:54
  Cuz I think people do talk about it like, I've bought this on on disc,
• 1:03:58
  therefore I will have it forever. But apparently that's not the case. And you
• 1:04:03
  know what? If you if it falls apart, they're not going to give it to you
• 1:04:06
  again if they It's the same way. It's a little different, I guess. Like, if they
• 1:04:10
  lose the rights to something on streaming, they just take it away from
• 1:04:13
  you now. Yeah. But like DVD, if it disintegrates, you just won't get a new
• 1:04:19
  one. The thing is, that's why you need to buy it in DVD and then rip it. Back
• 1:04:23
  it up. Rip it. Just about It's about collecting as well. And that is gone.
• 1:04:29
  Like that's why we like to have DVDs is because I've watched this movie and now
• 1:04:32
  it goes on the shelf of movies I have watched. And that's why people write
• 1:04:36
  letter box reviews and stuff like that is because they need to keep track of
• 1:04:40
  it. And even like within Xbox, right? I was looking through my, you know, do you
• 1:04:45
  ever do this? Do you ever just go into your library of owned games to just look
• 1:04:48
  at games you've owned? Like I just And then I was looking and I'm like, "Oh,
• 1:04:53
  look. It's it's Far Cry, you know, three, four, five. Wait, wait a minute.
• 1:04:57
  I own I own more than that. And then I'm like, "Oh, no way. I own physical copies
• 1:05:01
  of them, but now they're not in this library, but these ones aren't in that
• 1:05:06
  library." Like, and that annoys me. Mhm. Yeah.
• 1:05:12
  Yeah. My my I think my Xbox library is getting up to like a thousand or
• 1:05:15
  something. It's sad. Games or movies? Games.
• 1:05:21
  If both could share them and loan them out to friends and Hey, remember when
• 1:05:26
  the Xbox One came out, Xbox Microsoft wanted me to share my games? The
• 1:05:31
  internet like that idea and and we the audience begged them not to do it. Yep.
• 1:05:36
  I really like movies anywhere. All pay that um service where you can buy it and
• 1:05:40
  it just appears in all your different things. But it bugs me some movies
• 1:05:44
  aren't on it. Like for example, Terminator 2 I own on I think I bought
• 1:05:50
  it on Amazon and it's just not part of Movies anywhere. So right if I look on
• 1:05:56
  my Apple TV, just go into my movies, it's not in there and I have to think,
• 1:06:00
  oh [ __ ] like and I'm sure I mean everybody has this problem right now
• 1:06:03
  because where wherever you buy it, you have to keep track of them. But it's
• 1:06:06
  just annoying that some of them some of them on here, some of them are on
• 1:06:09
  Google. I've bought them on Google before cuz it's cheaper there sometimes
• 1:06:11
  and it's just like [ __ ] was all in the same place. So I can just see all of
• 1:06:15
  them. That's why I just stick to only get only place I buy movies is on Xbox.
• 1:06:21
  Yeah. Just that way I know where they are on your Xbox. Yeah. On my Xbox. But
• 1:06:28
  they're not from Tortuga.
• 1:06:32
  They're all in my Plex library. I uh I watched two Schwarzenegger movies
• 1:06:37
  this this week. Did you go camel in any of them? No, I didn't. But I do love
• 1:06:43
  that movie. So we know which movie you watch Con and the Barbarian. I didn't
• 1:06:46
  watch Conan and the Barbarian. Although I will because I've I watched last week
• 1:06:51
  I watched it. It [ __ ] it's so good.
• 1:06:54
  It the writing it has no right to be
• 1:06:58
  written that well. You know this this you can trust like it's just [ __ ] D.
• 1:07:04
  Like it's [ __ ] such a good movie. But um I'm I'm going to watch all of the old
• 1:07:09
  Anie Annie movies again because like I watched some of his bodybuilding dockos
• 1:07:14
  and stuff last week and I was like now I want to watch these movies. I'm not
• 1:07:18
  necessarily watching in any order. I watched one the other night and I've
• 1:07:22
  always known that I liked this movie but when I was watching it I actually
• 1:07:25
  thought to myself this is one of my favorite movies ever and that is
• 1:07:31
  Predator. Oh yeah. Like that is such a good movie. It's fantastic. It's
• 1:07:37
  a great action movie, but it's also a great science fiction movie. Yeah. And
• 1:07:44
  and just that the the the misdirection of they they think
• 1:07:50
  they're there for one thing, but the CIA has a secret plan. They're actually
• 1:07:53
  there for something, but the [ __ ] alien thing has nothing to do with any
• 1:07:57
  of that. Yes. Like that's just a shitty coincidence for these guys. Like it's
• 1:08:03
  it's so good. And the scene where they just go down the rainforest, the jungle.
• 1:08:09
  Yeah. Just because you think when he's shooting and he comes and he walks up
• 1:08:14
  next to him, you think he's going to go, "Hold your fire." Like, "Calm the [ __ ]
• 1:08:17
  down." He just shoots as well. And then the other, "Fuck it. I guess we're all
• 1:08:22
  just shooting into the [ __ ] woods." Yeah. So good. There's one scene where
• 1:08:28
  they where they take the camp where for some reason they felt it necessary for
• 1:08:32
  Arie to have not one but two corny oneliners. But if you ignore those Did
• 1:08:38
  he say stick around in that one? No. Yeah. Stick around. And then and then
• 1:08:42
  there's I don't know something else. But um that's Commando where he kicks the
• 1:08:47
  guy under the pipe. Just let off some steam. You're a farmer. He has a couple of
• 1:08:53
  acres. Um, but other than that, it is the tightest
• 1:08:58
  script that you could imagine. But strangely, I watched another movie
• 1:09:03
  called Stay Hungry, right? Okay. Um,
• 1:09:07
  which is if you don't count Hercules in New York, which hadn't come out yet,
• 1:09:13
  Stay Hungry is actually his first movie. Okay. And he plays a bodybuilder from
• 1:09:17
  Austria. And it's just this classic '7s movie where the plot is just an
• 1:09:22
  investment banker wants to buy a gym because he wants to knock down a whole
• 1:09:27
  city block, but he starts working out of the gym and getting to know the people
• 1:09:30
  at the gym and then becomes friends and then doesn't want to buy it. You know
• 1:09:34
  what I mean? Like just classic plot, oldfashioned movie plot. Um, but Anie is
• 1:09:40
  supernaturalistic in it. Like he talks with his accent and stuff, but he's an
• 1:09:45
  immigrant, so it fits. He's not trying to be a Green Beret born and bred
• 1:09:49
  American with with just this ridiculous accent. And like I was like, okay, he
• 1:09:54
  actually can be extremely realistic. Yeah. When he wants to or at least could
• 1:09:59
  before he realized he didn't have to. I can tell you why it has an R rating.
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  Two women prostitutes saw a great deal of cleavage cleavage in their dresses.
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  One goes into a rub down massage room at a spa room and takes her top off. Both
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  breasts fully exposed. Good lord. But
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  can you watch that? I did watch it. In fact, I've got to I've got to admit
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  something. So, this film stars Sally
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  Field, right? Sally Field. Um, who I
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  probably know most as Forest Gump's mom.
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  I know her more from Cannonball Run. No, which was after this as well. I guess
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  neither of those surprise me. [ __ ]
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  beautiful movie. Like she is a knockout. And she plays just this this [ __ ]
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  she's she's Anie's girlfriend, but then she falls in love with the the banker
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  who's um Tron. What's his name? Uh oh,
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  Bridges. Bridges. Yeah, Jeff Bridges. He's charming as [ __ ]
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  Um but she's [ __ ] gorgeous. I was like, "Oh, man. Man, I I wouldn't have
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  if somebody said or even when she was young, she was pretty. I'd be like,
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  "Yeah, don't give a [ __ ] mate." No. Beautiful. No, she was gorgeous back
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  then. Beautiful. Yeah. I'm sure she's fine now, but back then.
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  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm fine. I'm sorry. Sally. Yeah. Yeah. But she's
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  not patron Sally. Listen to Sally.
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  It'll be fine. Yeah. If you'd go Sally Field right in and tell us,
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  would you do her now just for the memory of doing her when you watch the old
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  movies? Like Luke often said that I was going to say Luke always said that about
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  charact and I still would with Debbie Harry. I did. You guys didn't respond to
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  my [ __ ] Mary kill that I sent in the the WhatsApp, but it looked for some reason that
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  picture of Kenny Baker looked like he was trapped inside the R2 and I was
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  That's how I like him. That's how I like him. Very easy
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  to [ __ ] Mario.
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  I mean, I think the the answer is obvious to the No, I had a hard time
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  with it. That's why I didn't answer. My favorite meme, though.
• 1:12:18
  I think he would have used No, I had a very hard time with this. I Let's be
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  clear. It's because it was Natalie Portman and Carrie Fisher, right? Kenny
• 1:12:26
  Baker was the obvious, I think. Yeah. Like, no offense to Kenny Baker. You
• 1:12:32
  could probably also [ __ ] the one you marry, right? They're not saying marry
• 1:12:35
  and never [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But but the way I look at it, the one that
• 1:12:39
  you [ __ ] you get the [ __ ] once. The one you marry. So, I I I'll be honest, guys,
• 1:12:44
  and I love Carrie Fisher. I'd only want to [ __ ] up her once. I wouldn't want to
• 1:12:48
  know. That's what I was like, it seems quite obvious to me. Crazy is good in
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  bed. Yeah. Once, mate. Once. Yeah. You
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  know, you see all the guys she was [ __ ] married to. They didn't stay
• 1:13:00
  married to her for long. She was I [ __ ] love Carrie Fisher, but I do
• 1:13:06
  not want to marry Carrie Fisher. I think I think I could stay married to her. All
• 1:13:10
  right, fine. Dan Oilman. Yeah. Tell you what, we will each grow
• 1:13:16
  once then and then you can marry
• 1:13:21
  and we'll just all murder Kenny Baker resurrect him from the dead and
• 1:13:27
  murder him. Yeah. Yeah. This was only one of them was alive in that that we
• 1:13:33
  had to go off. Yeah, true. Oh, that's true. Yeah, but I I prefer the meme
• 1:13:37
  that's um um hey Anakin, [ __ ] Mary, kill Padme.
• 1:13:43
  [Laughter] Challenge accepted.
• 1:13:50
  Have you seen that one where some it's the you know that meme of them talking
• 1:13:54
  and and he's like the and oh god what is the the dialogue? Um I oh I think our AI
• 1:14:00
  could be good and um and plot right. Yeah to enhance the plot right to
• 1:14:05
  enhance the plot right in the last famous P with huge tips. Massive tips.
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  So good. So good. Very funny. Um, we
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• 1:14:24
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