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Episode 204: Stolen Ships And Bad Trips · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do, what it do?
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  It is your boy Andrew Schultz. Take a Mr. GD2 shoes and who am
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  I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
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  old man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
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  Episode 204. Jesus.
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  Stolen ships, bad trips. Welcome motherfucker in the
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  city. Remember used to Johnny you
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  coming I pick up whenever you call in the parking lot and to
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  someone like are you with me in the phantom with the roof
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  coming. I pull up like Jimmy Lucron.
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  I can't help you get a roof on like you hard and I know you
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  like to go slow, but we could go faster.
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  Tell me the password. What's up, man?
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  You look very sophisticated. You look like you're gonna like,
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  maybe sell me an iPhone or like, read me some slam poetry or
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  like, assassinate me. I'm not really sure if that
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  hurts. Yeah, it's my Michael
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  Fassbender. Look right here.
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  You know, I'm like, am I? Am I 16 or MI 6?
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  I mean, MI 16. What's that?
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  Is Michael Fassbender British? Sounds British.
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  Should be. If it's not, we'll just say he
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  is. Is he the one in black bag?
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  Yes. I just watched that.
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  All the good, all the good actors right now are actually
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  from Australia. Australia crushes it.
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  Why 'cause they have like the Evans.
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  Like Bradley? What is it?
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  Not Bradley? What's his name?
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  The girl who plays Shiv from. Yeah, well, the actress is.
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  Yeah, actress. There's some good guy actors out
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  there too. They're just like low key.
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  What's his name? Shout out Margot Robbie.
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  Keith Urban. Yeah, he's a country.
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  Singer No, there's. But he is from he is from
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  Australia but or New Zealand. He plays, he plays, he plays.
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  He's in Judge Dredd. He's Australian.
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  OK, I'm telling you his last name's.
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  I shout out Australia top five listener.
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  Yeah, see, so like, give him a little respect, dude.
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  Shout out. See, I'm I'm all for it.
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  Yeah, that's Karl. Karl Urban.
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  He's Australian. I wonder if he's Keith Urban and
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  Nicole Kidman's. They're like, they're like
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  related. Like their kid or something
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  maybe? No, he's pretty old, so he's
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  like an older dude. So he could be like a second
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  cousin. He could be like a.
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  Trump, I don't know, maybe urban, like a common name in
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  Australia that. 'D be tight.
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  If urban was like the Smith of Australia, Smith of Australia.
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  A bunch of white people walking around like urban oh, that's the
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  Urbans like that. I just feel like that'd be like
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  shoes on the other foot. How's it feel?
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  You know, the urban youth that would be like a young group of
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  the urban family. That's great.
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  I mean it could exist. That's great.
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  That's fantastic. They're getting a divorce, Keith
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  Urban and Nicole Kidman just announced.
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  They've been together for like decades.
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  Yeah, but I mean, they all get divorced at some point.
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  That's like kind of part of the game, right?
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  I think about that, though, like, well, yeah, but I guess
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  for them, they were together for so long, but like, you're
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  getting divorced, like, when you're 65, Like, that's weird,
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  like. That's why a lot of these.
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  You just decided to be alone. That's why a lot of these
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  boomers have stayed together though, is 'cause they don't
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  want to be alone, so they choose to just stay with who they're
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  with. That's like there's like it's
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  like there's a pat, a point of no return.
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  I that's why I would assume a marriage would be.
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  So I, I, so in hindsight, there's probably parents that
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  went through divorces when we were like getting out of high
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  school. And it's like, man, they've been
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  waiting to do that for 10 years. They were just like tick, tock,
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  tick. And they're like, is it
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  sometimes it happens quick and you're like, wow, that was kind
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  of out of nowhere. And it's like, not for them.
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  They've been waiting since you were like 6.
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  Shout out to my parents. They did it when I was 5.
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  They were like let's make this super traumatic.
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  Let's live next door to each other.
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  To me it's weird because they adopted kids and then and then
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  they got a divorce and it's like, come on y'all.
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  That's the most asked question I used to get was like, hey, so
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  why would they adopt all these kids if they were just going to
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  get divorced? That's what I'm saying.
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  It's. Like, I don't know.
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  I mean Charlotte. I know, I guess you, I guess you
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  can't, I guess you can't predict it.
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  But you would just think that the relationship between the
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  people would be more stable if they were adopting than if they
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  were having kids. Which is weird to say because
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  it's like having kids is just as big of a fucking deal as
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  adopting a kid. And people get divorced all the
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  time. I try to think of like.
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  I guess I always make light of it because it is such a weird
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  situation that it's like I can just poke forever.
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  But I think back to being adopted.
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  That's like my beginning of like Resident Evil and next thing you
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  know, it's like like Raccoon City, there's zombies
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  everywhere. Like that's like the genesis for
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  everything that is my life was being adopted.
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  Right. It's just it's weird that people
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  put. Podcasts.
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  Doesn't it's weird that you say you get asked that a lot, and
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  I've thought about that, but it's just like the decision to
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  adopt somehow we're putting on a higher pedestal than having a
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  kid, which is to me. At.
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  Least the same. But what's even more interesting
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  is that's a question I used to get when I was younger.
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  When I'm older, people don't really ask me that.
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  They're just like, it's just like a question where they're
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  like, well, they're people. And we're, you know, like, I get
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  it. But yeah, I mean, I feel like
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  whenever you're that famous, Nicole Kidman's been divorced
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  before. She's not like on this Jlo run,
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  but you see a lot of people get divorced, especially when
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  they're famous, because they're just like, oh, I can replace
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  him. Like look at Cher.
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  Cher is going to marry some like 30.
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  She was with like Tom Cruise. I forgot about that, right?
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  Yeah, that was like the whole thing, like Eyes Wide Shut.
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  They were like they're acting together in this super awesome
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  movie, which as time progresses is way more and more topical,
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  which will make you think that Stanley Kubrick was murdered as
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  opposed. There's a whole conspiracy about
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  that around that movie we could do a whole episode on.
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  That some dude in my like fantasy Football League try to
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  talk shit and like say like I was a part of like the eyes Wide
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  Shut community and I was like. Wow, that's like some that's
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  like some Epstein shit though, so I was.
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  Like that's not even a fucking diss, bro.
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  Like 'cause I, I, I renamed my team the conclave and and I had
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  some like it doesn't matter, it doesn't.
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  Matter, that's I'm sure. But yeah, that's some like, I
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  mean, that's some like Epstein type level Bohemian Grove type
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  weird shit. Except I felt like they're all
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  adults, like willing and and I. But I mean, yeah, I mean they
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  more like a. Party, you know, everybody's
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  just signed Andy yet? That's a whole swirling thing
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  around Tom Cruise in Scientology is Scientology in some ways is
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  responsible for their divorce. Like they were constantly trying
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  to separate the two, like getting Tom away from Nicole
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  Kidman. So they would like audit record
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  his stuff, record her stuff, give like pass information and
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  make it like super cringy like most of the people he dates and
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  gets engaged to or like young up and comers within Scientology
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  that they like procure for him. Super fucking weird.
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  It's been like that since it's been like that since his.
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  Divorce with him. Yeah, kinda.
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  Yeah. I mean, like they're their
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  secretive nature around their relationship, their divorce, all
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  of that stuff. Like there there's some pretty
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  good documentaries on it, but Tom Cruise is definitely like
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  super fucking crazy. So weird because.
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  Most dangerous celebrity on the face of the planet is Tom
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  Cruise, because he has the army of Scientology behind him.
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  He's he. They think he has superpowers
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  like he is at the level. He's so beyond clear that he is
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  considered to have like superpowers.
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  Same with John Travolta. It's like he, John Travolta has
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  the ability to heal, think he heals people.
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  He thinks he can heal people or like that's like what his.
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  George Santos as well, I forgot about him.
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  Dude if George Samuel. Could definitely.
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  If he gets into Scientology, I might just.
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  If he gets a chance. Of if just just for the chance
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  of like meeting him. You mean what?
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  Like just like cross paths with him, be like.
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  How is he already not recruited? I don't get it.
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  True. Did you watch Have you watched
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  any of that Diddy documentary? I have, I've watched the first
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  episode and then I turned on the second episode like a couple
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  days later. And then I was like, dude, I
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  don't want to go. Like, I mean, I'm, I'll finish
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  it. But like at that moment I was
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  like, no. And then I put on Incredibles 2.
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  As somebody who loves conspiracies, true crime and
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  dives into that, I didn't learn anything I didn't already know.
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  So they're like, oh, with Kim and he might have killed Biggie
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  and made Biggie pay. That's like some of that stuff
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  is already like borderline public knowledge.
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  It's just all been compiled into one format.
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  But yeah, I mean, Puff, Daddy's a psycho.
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  Man, he's, I've been seeing a lot of like the people making
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  fun of his, like dance, like Biggie's funeral and then like.
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  I remember that I was watching that and I was like, I remember
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  watching this one for him and this being.
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  But that was a big moment. That was a really.
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  No, I know, but like and then when he does like the the you
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  know, police song or whatever Sting song, I.
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  Hate sting kids? Dancing.
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  Yeah, he's a he's the fuck. He's just this big.
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  Oh my good, get the fuck out of here.
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  You're like 2 packs away from sounding like RFK.
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  Get the fuck out of here. And the tantric sex that he's
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  into. But no, just that dance move.
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  It's just like, like, why did we think that?
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  And I was just like watching it today, like on on the Instagram
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  reel. And I'm just like, dude, like.
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  What's going in circles? How?
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  Cringe. Would it be backstage to be in
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  the green room and he's like, so confident, convinced that he's
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  going to crash and it did crash. Crush music video was huge.
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  That was a big song for a very long time.
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  He rode that wave though. That's where you just see like
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  an opportunist creating opportunities to further his
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  opportunistic nature. It's pretty it's it's
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  interesting there's there's so much more, but like a lot of it
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  stems from like his parents. His parents used to do a lot of
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  weird shit have a little like weird swinger sex parties and
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  stuff. So there's all this stuff where
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  it's like he's always been a little bit fucking off and was
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  raised in a pretty like off household.
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  And there's they said like, you know, his mom's still like a big
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  proponent of a lot of this crazy shit.
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  And also there's another conspiracy that that's not even
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  his mom, but that's his aunt and his mom's dead and that's his
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  aunt that ass that is a whole like.
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  Mom was like kind of like, like not famous, but like, wasn't she
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  like a model or like some shit? Like isn't like.
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  No, her dad was like, her dad was like a hustler type and she
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  was like. Like a party.
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  Throwing his dad throwing like house parties and stuff like
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  weird crazy parties like so she was famous in like the party
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  circuit and her husband was like a hustler ass type.
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  So he like grew up idolizing that.
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  So he is, that's what they say, is that he was just.
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  Envious of Big Heap. Envious, envious of envious of
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  POC and the fact that they had this talent.
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  But what's crazy is he was talented in being a promoter,
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  ensembling, music, producing stuff.
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  There was a period of time, obviously he was a monster
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  basically the whole time. But it's sad.
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  It's sad in a lot of sense because I mean, that dude was
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  able to come from like living in the projects to becoming a
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  multi. And I mean, but the way in which
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  he did it. Projects.
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  He wasn't in the projects. No, I guess they weren't like in
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  the worst neighborhood, but what's crazy is he is so he was
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  smart enough and talented enough to not have to go the route he
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  did to be this successful. And he probably could have ended
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  up being just as successful if he took care of the people
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  around him instead of exploiting them and treating them horribly.
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  Who knows how? Far I mean that's that's like
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  this is what I keep on say to people.
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  It's like, it's like the same reason why you hate some of
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  these billionaires. It's the same reason why they're
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  billionaires. You know, it's like.
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  Well, that's the case. That's the case that I make
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  about Oprah all the time, is the toxic traits are.
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  The toxic traits are. Universal.
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  She's not even toxic. As that we know, we people used
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  to think Ellen was nice. Talking about like the actual
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  assholes like the PayPal mafia douche bags.
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  No, I know, I know. I'm just saying but.
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  Not American, sweetheart. Oprah shout out.
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  Start paying your boys. Good, good analogy is like Puffy
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  was like a comet flying and he found out some big planets and
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  he had a good orbit and like as like like Biggie and that like
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  with bad boy like what he originally created, like he was
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  orbiting around like a massive solar system he was building,
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  but he just wanted to be the star of the solar system.
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  That was his problem is like and then what if you got rid of all
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  of those things? That comet has no gravitational
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  pull, just floats off through space and just does goofy shit.
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  Like if it wasn't for honestly, the sympathy that he garnered
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  from the death of Biggie and then POC also being out of the
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  picture as well and allowed him to fill that void.
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  And that sympathy vote is like, why when he came back as P Diddy
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  and rebranded himself again, it's like, oh, Ben Stiller be in
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  the music video. And he's like, oh fuck yeah,
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  'cause everybody just loved him, 'cause they identified with
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  that, like personal struggle, struggle, lost of a loved one.
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  And he was kind of not viewed as being gangster.
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  He was like the businessman trying to create opportunities
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  for people that were. And in reality, he was doing
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  like some really schemey, slimy shit and like, you know,
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  snatching up everybody's girl. That's what they always said.
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  That's universal. And what you hear about him is
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  that his way to get payback and to seek revenge on somebody is
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  to go and snatch your girl at some point and.
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  They said in like that first episode, there was some like a
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  hustler that used to hang out like at this club in Harlem and
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  he would like fuck somebody, somebody's girlfriend and film
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  it. And then he'd he'd like project
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  it up on the wall and did he saw that and thought that was cool
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  and then did that himself. It's like, dude, you guys are
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  grossed. That shit grossed me.
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  The fuck? Out so so like so he grew up
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  like idolizing those types of dudes because he thought his dad
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  was that type of guy and he thought that's the type of guy
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  he needed to be to garner that level of respect in like the
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  room. So it's fucked up like he grew
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  up around so many bad examples that that is the the example
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  that was set for him. And you take that combination
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  with like him being a smart fucking guy, like it's best
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  destined for destruction. And since he's willing to do
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  anything, there's all sorts of rumors about him being used in a
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  used and abused ditty party style by like his predecessors.
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  The people that groomed him to become who he was, gave him his
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  opportunities, let him take big like.
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  The fools over at Uptown Records or something.
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  Yeah, what's his name? It did seem it did seem weird
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  the relationship. There's a guy, I can't remember
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  what his, I can't remember his name off the top of my head
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  right now. He's huge, medium music mogul,
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  and he was known for doing stuff.
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  Yeah, Clive Davis was known for taking advantage of people and
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  having those types of relationships and giving
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  opportunities. Tit for tat.
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  And this is like an old school Mad Men era type dude who grows
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  to fame and now is like controlling all these young
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  black artists. It's weird because Clive Davis
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  this also discovered Whitney Houston and Whitney Houston died
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  at the Beverly Hills Hotel like right before the Grammys.
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  And I was like, just happened to fucking be there that week.
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  And it was like, I didn't even my brother's friend got like a
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  room. And then I just like ended up
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  like commandeering it. And I just like, yeah, so I have
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  like, I don't know, this weird like.
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  Well. Yeah, Clive Davis.
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  So there's like Clive, there's accusations of like Clive Davis
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  doing that to people. There's certain people that
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  they've seen him and Puffy doing inappropriate things together
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  where Puffy is giving service to Mr. Clive Davis.
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  This is back when he was younger and that's how he like climbed
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  the ladder extremely quickly within Atlantic Records.
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  And then that's also why he was able to leave, Take Biggie with
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  him. They gave him Biggie.
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  They gave him that album basically and let him walk
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  whenever he left and gave. Him that opportunity.
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  Yeah, Uptown Records, I'm sorry. When he left Uptown Records,
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  they let him walk with that, walk with the album, do all
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  that. And then that became boom, boom,
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  what it was. But he also grew up.
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  He also, like, idolized, you know, Heavy and some of those
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  guys who back in that era were like, all about, like, it was
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  just mass exploitation, treating people like shit and treating
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  women horribly. And they were just like about
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  that life all the time. I'm surprised like shit doesn't
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  come up on Snoop Dogg. Like he like did not treat women
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  very well. Like he had like that fucking
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  porn like that quick quick draw I had at his house, we put it
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  on. It was just grimy as fuck.
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  Like how does he? Like how is he on every
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  commercial? I mean, talk about a rebrand,
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  like seriously. But I mean, I once I think
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  honestly though, he was in that era where like I was talking
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  about today, like Robert Downey Junior, like Robert Downey
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  Junior got cancelled when you were uncancellable, but and
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  Snoop Dogg in some ways was cancelled before he was
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  cancelled. But then there was that like
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  grimy St. culture. So it was like the Rep, the
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  representation. There's some people, it's like
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  OJ who thought Snoop Dogg was being railroaded and like those
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  those cases that he caught and he came out making a rap song
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  about it. Like, you know what I'm saying?
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  It was a great song, but like he came out.
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  So I think he's matured so much over time that.
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  No, I I agree that he has. It's just crazy that that that.
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  Not forgotten. Somebody hasn't come after him.
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  Yeah, but I think that enough people like it's been, it's been
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  enough time that people have like forgotten about it, you
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  know what I'm saying? Like there's some.
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  People, people get me too. Like like for shit that happened
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  a long time ago. True, I mean, but he was tried
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  went to court that was all drugged through the public.
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  So I mean and then he kind of didn't go away.
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  But then I do think all this puffy Biggie, Tupac, the
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  murders, it kind of like called the waters, you know what I'm
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  saying? Like it like that was such a big
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  impact culturally that him and what he had going on didn't mean
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  as much. That's also why Doctor Dre could
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  disappear for a while and then come back with the Chronic 2.
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  Thousand Oh, you forgot about Dre.
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  You forgot about Dre. You're like, right, they got
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  they they all like went and went and off and like discovered
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  people or did other side hustles.
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  Snoop got into like being a personality and was just like,
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  I'm going to lean into this Snoop on.
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  Persona. Well, now, yeah, Now, I mean,
• 19:14
  but that's what. But then it was like, but then
• 19:16
  he was doing all sorts of random shit.
• 19:18
  There was a period of time where he was doing all sorts of random
• 19:20
  voice overs and he like slowly integrated himself deeper and
• 19:23
  deeper into culture to where now he does like the voice,
• 19:26
  obviously. But no, I mean that the
• 19:30
  documentary is crazy but it doesn't necessarily say anything
• 19:33
  that like you couldn't seek out already.
• 19:36
  Although the footage that he has is pretty epic.
• 19:40
  It is crazy and and the fact that like $0.50 just just just
• 19:43
  murked Diddy because Diddy asked him to go to go take him
• 19:47
  shopping and send him like and send him some flowers one time.
• 19:50
  It goes back farther than that, but yes, that that was weird.
• 19:53
  At that point, they'd already they already didn't like each
• 19:56
  other. But there was a period of time
• 19:57
  where he was like courting him to be a part of bad boy
• 20:00
  whenever, when he wasn't signed to anybody.
• 20:02
  And that's like originally where their beef kind of stems from.
• 20:06
  And it's always because he's like trying to take advantage of
• 20:07
  the motherfucker. He's like, no.
• 20:09
  He wouldn't find him though, because he had the bulletproof
• 20:11
  vest on in the. Fuck yeah, he didn't like the
• 20:13
  image. Yeah, in the the public image.
• 20:16
  But then in reality, he's like slapping people.
• 20:20
  But then what did he do to get back at 50?
• 20:22
  He started like smashing his baby moms and doing all sorts of
• 20:25
  weird ditty party stuff with her and like parading her around in
• 20:28
  public. And that's like, so there's a
• 20:29
  lot of those things that like check the box where you're like,
• 20:32
  Oh no, like that's totally his MO and he's going to be out in
• 20:36
  like less than two years, man. Can't wait for the fucking first
• 20:42
  first song that comes out that people like that the.
• 20:45
  Box and I tell people like, it's not like he's going to be broke.
• 20:48
  No, not even close. Like he's not even close.
• 20:50
  He's just going to leave the country he's going to live in
• 20:51
  like church. I'm sure he's still getting some
• 20:53
  rock money. Yeah.
• 20:57
  It's crazy. It's fucking nuts.
• 20:58
  He's he's worth so much money. I'm.
• 21:01
  Sure, you could still buy Sean John at Target.
• 21:04
  True. Then somebody buy out Sean, I
• 21:06
  think you just just scrap it, just get rid of it.
• 21:09
  Yeah, it's it's crazy. He's a fucked up individual and
• 21:14
  you put all a lot of the other stuff into context and it's just
• 21:17
  like super fucked up. So when he was like there's a
• 21:20
  video of him, this is multiple Halloweens ago where he's
• 21:22
  dressed up as the Joker and nobody knew he was the Joker.
• 21:25
  Like who it was. He was just running around doing
• 21:28
  crazy shit to people. And it's just like there's all
• 21:30
  these videos and he started calling himself Brother love and
• 21:33
  all sorts of goofy shit. Like you didn't know about that.
• 21:36
  Like by the time he was going to trial, he wasn't even going by
• 21:38
  Puffy or dude. He's like, it's brother love.
• 21:40
  Like that was his new thing. Yeah.
• 21:42
  Fucking weirdo, dude. Fucking weirdo.
• 21:44
  Oh, didn't Snoop Dogg change his name to something like reggae?
• 21:49
  Snoop Lion. Snoop Lion.
• 21:51
  That's right. I remember that.
• 21:53
  That was stupid shit. Well, why not?
• 21:57
  One time I went and saw Damian Marley and The Wailers, Snoop
• 22:01
  Dogg, Pepper. It was Pepper opened, then
• 22:05
  Damian Marley and The Wailers with Snoop Dogg, and then it was
• 22:08
  311 Smirnoff Center. It was sick.
• 22:12
  It was great. I got.
• 22:14
  Kicked out of a 311 concert for smoking weed.
• 22:18
  I didn't. I was.
• 22:18
  No I didn't. I said I got kicked out of a 311
• 22:22
  fucking concert for smoking weed.
• 22:23
  Just insanity. Oh, I heard you understand that.
• 22:25
  Insanity. That doesn't.
• 22:27
  Make joke was on them. Best time of my life in the
• 22:30
  parking lot. Weird.
• 22:33
  OK, normally reserved for like fish concerts.
• 22:38
  Dad had tours. First time of my life was in the
• 22:41
  parking lot. Dude.
• 22:43
  Did a couple whippets. Met this wook chick, you know
• 22:45
  what I'm saying? We ate some EUR.
• 22:49
  I woke up in her hammock man. It was the best night of my
• 22:52
  life. Dude.
• 22:52
  Her name was Jade Jade River and I wonder where she is man.
• 22:57
  She doesn't have a phone. One of just real quick, one of
• 22:59
  the hardest times I ever laughed was right there.
• 23:00
  It was like there's like a huge flights of stairs to get out of
• 23:04
  there and I was at the bottom of it and with the homie also got
• 23:07
  kicked out with me P Thorn. And this chick just busts
• 23:12
  through the doors and she's like.
• 23:14
  Fuck you. Fuck you.
• 23:15
  When she starts going down the stairs and she's, like, wearing
• 23:17
  high heels in a skirt and had been raining and she's like,
• 23:20
  fuck you. And this guy comes out after her
• 23:22
  like, baby, you know, like, like, classic.
• 23:24
  Yeah, Yeah. And then she gets to the bottom
• 23:27
  and there's like a giant puddle and she slips and just like
• 23:30
  slams her ass in the puddle like and just starts crying and oh
• 23:34
  man, I never laughed so hard. That's pretty good.
• 23:37
  Yeah, that's always that would be.
• 23:40
  Yeah. He's like, babe, wait.
• 23:42
  She's like Xander. I fell and hurt.
• 23:45
  I think I broke my butt bone. It's your tailbone, babe.
• 23:48
  Why do you always have to correct me?
• 23:51
  These are the 311 concert goers. Yeah, no, the 311 concert was
• 23:54
  chill. There was somebody there because
• 23:57
  I had some hand rolled cigarettes and I was in the
• 24:01
  middle like in the pit. And then this dude just had a
• 24:03
  huge bottle of bourbon that he snuck in and he was just like,
• 24:07
  here man, let me take a couple pics, puffs, take a couple swigs
• 24:10
  and I was just like drinking this.
• 24:12
  I don't. Know if this is break 'cause
• 24:13
  they're I think 311 is from Texas, I'm not sure.
• 24:16
  They're from Omaha, NE. OK, well the 311's, the lead
• 24:23
  singer of 311's mom, lives in Texas and she was my sister's
• 24:26
  therapist. Yeah, no, I met his brother Nick
• 24:30
  Hexham. I met his brother at Skate Town.
• 24:34
  Skate Town shot out. Skate Town, our local.
• 24:36
  Roller rink that we used to pimp bitches at.
• 24:38
  They're re. They're reopening that shit
• 24:41
  dude. Really good.
• 24:43
  There's one. They're called Skating Plus.
• 24:45
  There's so many people who was like their first job was at
• 24:48
  Skate Town and the stories are horror stories.
• 24:50
  Maybe my first hand job. OK, I'm.
• 24:54
  Just kidding, but maybe not. All right, I was trying.
• 24:58
  Yeah. 6th grade. Just like rolling around in a
• 25:00
  circle, like come on. I would, I got banned so many
• 25:03
  times like for skating too fast or just to act in trouble.
• 25:05
  Not banned but like put in time out.
• 25:07
  Yeah, yeah, that place is fun, but stupid as shit.
• 25:10
  I'm just waiting for Savage Garden to come on so I can ask a
• 25:12
  girl to to slow skate with me. Like a chicken cherry cola.
• 25:17
  Australian Savage Garden. Yeah, Savage Gardens Australian
• 25:23
  shout out Dude, I want to stand with you all.
• 25:29
  About Yeah, David, I'm telling you we should go.
• 25:31
  We should add Australia and New Zealand into our Asia tour.
• 25:34
  That was an interesting time in music. 80s is still my favorite,
• 25:39
  but that was a good time for pop music with like Savage Garden,
• 25:43
  Casey and JoJo was bumping like pre save the last dance.
• 25:52
  Casey and JoJo cause most people know crazy going crazy, crazy
• 25:56
  crazy just thinking about that's from save the last dance.
• 25:59
  Whenever white girls are like I can date interracially and dance
• 26:02
  too. It's like you always get it done
• 26:05
  that sorry you didn't need didn't need somebody to start
• 26:09
  that for you. But before that they had hit
• 26:12
  songs before that and then they crazy came out with on the
• 26:16
  soundtrack of that movie. Can I remember?
• 26:18
  What was the girl like? What was the girl on Save the
• 26:20
  Last Dance? What's her name?
• 26:25
  Or the moment I read it, she's in like 10 Things I Hate About
• 26:28
  You, That 2, 1001 film. Julia Stiles.
• 26:34
  Who's where's who's Where's? Kirsten Dunst or Julia Stiles.
• 26:38
  Julia Stiles. Kirsten Dunst is funny.
• 26:41
  Nah, if there's a great movie, it's fantastic.
• 26:45
  It's a gem mockumentary and it's called Drop Dead Gorgeous and
• 26:50
  it's got Denise Richards. It's got her shout out RIP.
• 26:53
  Brittany Murphy is in that movie.
• 26:55
  Will Sasso is in that movie. The guy who does the really good
• 26:58
  Jesse Ventura voice, he's in that that movie is fantastic.
• 27:03
  Kirsten Dunst in that movie like makes fun of herself.
• 27:06
  It's like it's too good. Kirstie Alley's in it.
• 27:09
  It's too good that like that movie alone saves it 'cause she
• 27:12
  never I. Well, she tries to take herself
• 27:15
  serious at least. She did like Spider Man.
• 27:17
  She did fun shit. Julius Stank.
• 27:19
  Everything. Julius asked.
• 27:20
  Like that these girls are hot. I'm like, what are they?
• 27:23
  I'm trying to get into Juilliard, but everybody hates
• 27:26
  me because my boyfriend's black. I got to dance in the parking
• 27:29
  lot and like he's going to teach me how to be hip hop and that's
• 27:32
  how I'm going to get into Juilliard.
• 27:34
  Hip Hop. Hip Hop, it's in a fight.
• 27:36
  Where he does something like he getting wrapped up in something
• 27:38
  stereotypical like black men would, and now he's getting
• 27:41
  arrested. Like it was a good like it was
• 27:43
  just so over the top, like it's OK suburban white girl to like
• 27:48
  it's the hip hop and date black men.
• 27:50
  Like that's totally. I think there's a whole I.
• 27:53
  Think there's a whole generation?
• 27:54
  Of white girls. There's got to be.
• 27:56
  A whole generation of white girls that looked at black guys
• 27:58
  differently after say, the Last Dance came out.
• 28:01
  Shout out for you. They're like I've never had a.
• 28:03
  Type until now like and they're like and I like to dance to.
• 28:06
  Did you did you notice that in your own dating?
• 28:08
  Life that it like they're. They Yeah, yeah.
• 28:12
  Yeah, like a, like a You got a Julia.
• 28:14
  Stiles bump. There was like a bubble.
• 28:17
  There was. The Julia Stiles save the last
• 28:18
  bubble. No, it's like a bump A.
• 28:20
  Bump. Yeah, OK.
• 28:22
  Yeah. I mean, I, I don't know.
• 28:24
  I mean, I think I went to school with like 2 black.
• 28:26
  All of a sudden I got access to it.
• 28:27
  Like 2 black. Like 2 black girls like until
• 28:30
  maybe like 7th grade. So yeah, I can only think of 2.
• 28:34
  And there's like, my home. Girls and my sisters.
• 28:37
  So that was never I got three, I got 3.
• 28:42
  No. OK.
• 28:43
  All right, Yeah. There was like, OK, I'm going to
• 28:46
  count. I'm going to literally count
• 28:47
  them on my hand. I'm not going to say their names
• 28:48
  out loud. I was about to and.
• 28:50
  Then I was like, I'll stop. Yeah, Joseph and I went to high
• 28:54
  school together. That's why we I've got I've got
• 28:57
  5. I can name off quick quick quick
• 29:00
  succession 5 OK. Is my is my Nigerian Princess in
• 29:04
  there? Yeah.
• 29:06
  Yes 2 Two run track, 1 sprinter, one distance, one played
• 29:11
  volleyball and basketball. Then there was your Nubian.
• 29:15
  Princess and then one of them used to hang out, used to date
• 29:19
  one of our homeboys for a long time.
• 29:21
  Shut up. Yeah, I think you picked up on.
• 29:23
  That therapy questions Crazy. Crazy, crazy.
• 29:28
  Just to thinking about you, I'm more of like a Peaches.
• 29:32
  And cream. I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy,
• 29:35
  crazy. Me too.
• 29:36
  But that was like that, that song, you know, more of a pretty
• 29:39
  that was played at. The school dance.
• 29:41
  You wanted to be slow dancing with your girl when Crazy by
• 29:44
  Casey and JoJo came on 'cause there's so many ad libs at the
• 29:47
  end that the echo and stuff. Crazy hit.
• 29:50
  Crazy hit like at the end. So like the song was long enough
• 29:53
  to where it was like longer than your normal slow nights, so you
• 29:55
  got at least like an extra 45 seconds.
• 29:58
  There we go. Therapy question #1.
• 30:04
  Joseph. Would you rather your
• 30:07
  handwriting change fonts each day or?
• 30:13
  Your voice change accents. The.
• 30:15
  Most practical. Is your handwriting change fonts
• 30:18
  each day 'cause then like you can kind of duck and dodge that.
• 30:22
  Like it would be just wild to see what it looks like from
• 30:25
  day-to-day. But I'll have a hard time
• 30:28
  though, like signing shit. Yes and no, but you could all.
• 30:31
  That also could come to your advantage.
• 30:33
  You could become like a kidnapper and write letters and
• 30:35
  they'd be like, that's not his handwriting.
• 30:36
  Look at his handwriting today like they'd never be.
• 30:38
  You could get what you want to become a kidnapper.
• 30:41
  Just saying. It's possible there's a lot of
• 30:43
  nefarious things you can do, like.
• 30:46
  You know, have you ever seen? The jinx If, if, if Robert
• 30:52
  Durst's handwriting changed every day, he never would have
• 30:54
  gotten got what it just didn't do the fucking.
• 30:56
  Jinx, if you didn't didn't admit to all the Craig, that was Jinx,
• 30:59
  did you? Watched it.
• 31:00
  That was going to happen that way.
• 31:02
  I was going to that guy just inevitable something he.
• 31:04
  Was going to do. Something It was a ticking time
• 31:06
  bomb. We're lucky it started out with
• 31:08
  one person in private. Like honestly, have you watched
• 31:10
  The Beast in Me? Yes, that's about.
• 31:14
  Robert Nurse. Right.
• 31:17
  Is it? I heard the Claire Danes.
• 31:21
  Yeah, I didn't. Even take it that way.
• 31:24
  That's what I that's what I was. Told I read an article before I
• 31:27
  even watched it, I could see. It kind of being loosely done
• 31:33
  that way, but also no, because like the Jinx, the way he's
• 31:41
  caught in the Jinx doesn't it doesn't match up like you're
• 31:44
  you're changing like the main characters and Claire and Claire
• 31:47
  Danes just drives me fucking insane, dude.
• 31:49
  Me too dude. Like I'm like.
• 31:52
  You know what, she was great in my so-called life.
• 31:54
  So that's when Jared Leto was normal.
• 31:56
  They were both pretty good. He was never normal dude.
• 31:59
  He. Was good in my so-called.
• 32:00
  Life he was good in my so-called life.
• 32:03
  That's just a shout out for the ladies 'cause they just not a
• 32:05
  friend of the pod. But not now.
• 32:08
  Yeah, not since, I don't know Morbius Tron, I could think of
• 32:12
  switch back since Tron that just came out.
• 32:16
  Exactly. I mean just.
• 32:17
  Keeps resetting like the clock resets.
• 32:19
  If it's like a eight-year half life, it's like a it's.
• 32:22
  Like a temporary, like a attorney for the United States.
• 32:25
  It's like radiation like. Firearm and they just put
• 32:28
  another one in there. It's like the elephant's foot.
• 32:30
  Chernobyl, like it's going to be a long time before that
• 32:33
  radiation dies down, but every if you keep throwing toxic waste
• 32:37
  on it, it just gets stronger. It's like, OK, times it by two.
• 32:40
  We fucking hate this guy. But yeah, Claire Danes was
• 32:44
  decent and like my soul called life and stuff.
• 32:48
  And now, but now that I think about it, but now I think, no, I
• 32:51
  can't stand her in homeland. That's like, that's like the
• 32:54
  antithesis of her being terrible her.
• 32:58
  With a psychosis, you know what I mean?
• 33:00
  She has it in everything. And that that is, that is like
• 33:04
  the most ridiculous storyline ever.
• 33:06
  Spoiler alert, if you haven't seen Homeland, get the fuck over
• 33:10
  it. This crazy bitch works in
• 33:12
  intelligence. So it's what?
• 33:17
  Fucking a a terrorist. No, I mean I would you're.
• 33:21
  Just kind of fast forwarding like I mean she fucks a couple
• 33:24
  people that are. Enemies of the state and she's
• 33:27
  like, I don't know, I can't balance my meds.
• 33:29
  What am I going to do to everyone's like, come on, you
• 33:31
  got to do it one more time. I'm like, she's the most like
• 33:34
  unstable person ever. The fact they let her walk
• 33:39
  around with a gun in that show, like, even if she's still just
• 33:42
  an active agent in the field getting stuff done, she has no
• 33:45
  business having a firearm that entire time.
• 33:48
  And yeah, then like. What was even Wilder then?
• 33:52
  Like what? The old dude gets like Hep C and
• 33:56
  is like living in some drug tower, Like get out of here.
• 33:59
  Then she finds some dude she thinks is a terrorist who's like
• 34:01
  a teenager and she starts smashing him.
• 34:04
  Like what are we talking about? And then her, the old handler
• 34:07
  guys just like, what? What have you done?
• 34:10
  What have you done this time? I'm like, I don't know, fuck
• 34:12
  somebody. She's not supposed to and not
• 34:14
  taking her meds today 'cause you forgot to fill up the W, the T
• 34:18
  and the F. So it's not my SAT Suns coming
• 34:22
  up. You did those.
• 34:23
  So we just got to get through Friday.
• 34:25
  We got to get through today. Where is she?
• 34:28
  At the drug tower with the Hep C terrorist.
• 34:30
  What are we, Hep C terrorist? Bro, I can't, I can't with that.
• 34:35
  And then like, I can't stand it. So when I watched the Beast in
• 34:39
  me with her, you know, I was just like, so, so should I say.
• 34:43
  Julia, or what's her name from Save the Last Dance?
• 34:47
  Julia Stiles, Julia. Stiles.
• 34:49
  Kirsten Dunst, Claire Danes, Mary Fuck Kill.
• 34:55
  Mary Kirsten Dunst. Oh shit.
• 35:03
  Are you going to fuck Claire Danes now?
• 35:04
  After all of that, no styles, I'm killing Claire.
• 35:06
  Danes, Claire Danes is days numbered.
• 35:08
  It's like it's it's it's coming season finale, Homeland enemy
• 35:14
  within, it's fucking coming and Jared, it'll be at the reunion
• 35:17
  of my so-called life. So Jared Leto's going to be
• 35:19
  there too and you're both fucking going down.
• 35:22
  But Claire Danes is like that generations Kristen Stewart from
• 35:26
  Twilight, just like always. Like I make it like constipated
• 35:30
  face. I thought Kristen Stewart was
• 35:31
  more. Like Grumpy Cat, just like the
• 35:33
  one emotion she's always. Your skin's so shiny.
• 35:39
  He just had. Our.
• 35:40
  Diamonds, yeah. The sun.
• 35:42
  It hurts me, wolf boy. Take off your shirt.
• 35:46
  Put it back on. Why did you imprint on my
• 35:48
  daughter? It's so like weird dude.
• 35:50
  Like they're just they, they think that they, their faces
• 35:54
  make them good actors and they just look like they're farting
• 35:56
  all the time and it drives. I digress.
• 36:00
  Voice changing accents, that would be tight, that would be
• 36:03
  harder to pull off, but that'll be cool as fuck every day.
• 36:08
  Every day it'd. Be hard to keep a job.
• 36:10
  You'd have to be like a Uber driver or something, like you
• 36:13
  have to come to something where like you interact with people.
• 36:16
  So it wouldn't be like, 'cause you couldn't work at the same
• 36:18
  office, they'd be like, I mean, you could be a salesperson.
• 36:20
  And then just like schedule it like whenever that like these,
• 36:23
  these are my British clients, these are my French clients.
• 36:28
  So whenever. You have that accent.
• 36:29
  Back, you know, 'cause there's there's only so many, but even
• 36:32
  in the application. Process you'd be like have two
• 36:35
  you have to do like what both interviews in the same day and
• 36:38
  hopefully it's I'm bilingual like.
• 36:40
  Bilingual bitch. I'm like multi central.
• 36:43
  Hopefully it's like a. Work from remote like a work
• 36:46
  from like remotely job because I don't know you'd be yeah come
• 36:49
  back tomorrow for your second interviews.
• 36:51
  You sure we can't can't do that today, can we?
• 36:54
  We can't do this get into like some like.
• 36:56
  Chinese accents or Japanese accents?
• 36:58
  Then it starts feeling racist. Yeah, that would be wild.
• 37:00
  Too you. So yeah, I can't imitate it.
• 37:03
  I mean it would be some African ISIS.
• 37:06
  I'll be good see. That's not as bad because I'm so
• 37:10
  Speaking of Africa and. I told you that all these Coos
• 37:12
  there was a fake coup recently where like the I really would
• 37:16
  like this job. Please give it to me now and the
• 37:19
  next day you'd be like, I appreciate the job there.
• 37:21
  It's pretty nice. You know, I'm like in my office,
• 37:23
  you'd be like, well, what the fuck?
• 37:25
  But that we don't know that video.
• 37:26
  Though you said of like the corrupt the guy, the guy African
• 37:30
  guy was like if there's corruption, it just popped in my
• 37:33
  feed. Yeah, the African.
• 37:35
  Core stuff, I don't know. If it was, I don't know what.
• 37:37
  It was they'd be like 23, baby. 22 baby mother, real bad, man.
• 37:44
  Yeah, that dude is like sitting in this interview like this,
• 37:47
  like it was real fucking fantastic.
• 37:51
  If there is corruption and I am not involved, it must be
• 37:54
  stopped. But if there is corruption and I
• 37:57
  am involved, I stand by. It I.
• 38:00
  Defend it. I defend it.
• 38:03
  Yeah, I defended. That's like so great.
• 38:05
  There's another one where he's like, what does he say?
• 38:09
  Could you, It's this woman, She's like, do you think you
• 38:11
  could ever be with a woman who makes more money than you?
• 38:15
  And this guy's like I. Could never do such a.
• 38:21
  Thing like his reaction is so fucking.
• 38:25
  Unhinged and. Wild African chords for the
• 38:27
  ladies out there. I could definitely.
• 38:28
  Do that is. So, so wild.
• 38:34
  Or like, there's that one interview and now the guy's
• 38:36
  famous. It's super like, it's funny.
• 38:39
  The clip is hilarious, but it's this guy.
• 38:42
  He's in Nigeria and he's interviewing a gay right act gay
• 38:45
  right activist. He's a trans male and he's
• 38:49
  interviewing them and he gives them this long introduction,
• 38:52
  like, I am here with Mr. Julian Benzema and like, goes through
• 38:56
  this whole spiel explaining who they are super, super shitty to
• 39:00
  them. And it's like, shall I call you
• 39:02
  Mr. Mr. Julian Bonzima? And he's like, how are you?
• 39:05
  He's like, great. Why are you gay?
• 39:08
  Like, right. Oh no.
• 39:10
  OK bro, like I went to Joshua Tree with the homies for a
• 39:14
  weekend above all musicians, right?
• 39:16
  And that clip came out that weekend.
• 39:18
  It was also right around the same time the Hawk 2.
• 39:20
  It should happen. And yeah, the whole fucking
• 39:22
  trip. Why are you gay?
• 39:26
  So that interviewer now. Has like a social media
• 39:29
  following and that's like a whole like joke now.
• 39:32
  Like it's this whole like thing. I mean, Nigeria is like
• 39:35
  obviously super fucked up when it comes to human rights,
• 39:39
  especially for like, like easy, easy, easy.
• 39:41
  It's a democracy, the LGBTQ. Plus community.
• 39:45
  But then that clip is wild. And that's like, you know, it's
• 39:49
  old school African gore. But those are, yeah, the
• 39:52
  dictator guys, they're like cartoon characters that they're,
• 39:56
  they're so out there. But I would rather have the
• 39:59
  changing handwriting 'cause I could pull that off and live a
• 40:01
  day-to-day life. If I'd had to change accents all
• 40:04
  the time, it'd just be too much. It would catch up with me.
• 40:08
  Well, you're. Always like talking about
• 40:09
  parlaying. It you're like changing your
• 40:10
  font, could you be a kidnapper changing your accent and you'd
• 40:13
  be an actor. True, but then.
• 40:15
  Like what for how long? Just I'm just doing one day.
• 40:18
  Shoots bitch. We.
• 40:21
  Need to do as much as we can now because.
• 40:23
  Today it's British, but tomorrow it could be a French, it could
• 40:26
  be anything. And so we need to like really
• 40:29
  wrap this up. I'm on a 15 day cycle.
• 40:32
  The next one comes up in 15 days.
• 40:34
  We're going to shut down the studio for for 2 1/2 weeks.
• 40:37
  Like right, That'd be crazy. You couldn't do it.
• 40:39
  Somebody would be in if you were that good.
• 40:41
  Or you could do a radio. You could be a radio host, that
• 40:44
  could be good. You could pull up parlayed into
• 40:45
  some radio gig. What the fuck is radio?
• 40:49
  You mean a? Podcast does.
• 40:50
  Or just be like you. Know.
• 40:52
  Yeah, I guess. Therapy question #2.
• 40:58
  Would you rather? Float away when embarrassed or
• 41:04
  turn bright blue. Float away.
• 41:09
  Because at least you're floating away.
• 41:10
  So then you you would you would go from being embarrassed and
• 41:13
  people like they'd be stunned. They'd be like, oh shit, this
• 41:16
  dude can fly. Like it would completely flip
• 41:19
  like that. You ought to be such a game
• 41:20
  changer in that situation. Like why wouldn't I want to
• 41:23
  turning blue would just make it worse.
• 41:26
  Then you'd be like this motherfucker turned blue.
• 41:28
  Like that'd be even worse. It would just compound.
• 41:31
  Well, what if? You're like embarrassed because
• 41:33
  you. Like pissed your pants and then
• 41:34
  now you're floating away with pee pants.
• 41:36
  At least I'm at least. I'm floating away and I'm just
• 41:39
  hanging out turning blue with the stained fucking cocky khakis
• 41:44
  with stain defenders. So it's running out.
• 41:46
  It's not even absorbing in the khaki.
• 41:48
  These are waterproof ass pants. They're just dripping down on
• 41:51
  the floor. Fuck that.
• 41:53
  I'd much rather be flying away. At least I'd be dripping little
• 41:55
  sprinkles on people that laughed at me and be like bye.
• 41:58
  Like fuck you dude. I have like in my dream terrible
• 42:04
  example. Flying away when you pee your
• 42:07
  pants or standing in the room and just turning a different
• 42:10
  color, that'd be horrifying. You'd just get bluer and.
• 42:14
  Blue you'd be. More embarrassed then you'd be
• 42:16
  embarrassed. It'd be like a vicious.
• 42:17
  Cycle. You're turning Violet.
• 42:19
  Violet. Like it would be some Willy
• 42:21
  Wonka type, some Willy Wonka shit.
• 42:22
  That's. What I'm thinking that'd be a.
• 42:24
  Nightmare in my. Dreams though, like whenever I
• 42:28
  can fly my dreams, it's only like floating and it's like hard
• 42:31
  to control. It happens.
• 42:33
  I can never just fly like a Jeep or I mean very rarely.
• 42:37
  So I kind of have an antithesis towards floating away, but.
• 42:44
  No, I'm I'm fine with the floating I.
• 42:45
  Guess bright blue is crazy. There's times where.
• 42:49
  I if fly in my dreams and I can't control it, but it doesn't
• 42:54
  last very long, right? And then there's other times
• 42:57
  where. It's like I'm like gliding or
• 43:00
  like long bounding where it's like I'm flying but I'm not.
• 43:04
  So it's like I'm trying to fly but I'm just jumping extremely
• 43:07
  long distances like the Hulk or some shit.
• 43:10
  And that's I'm like this tight. I'll stay.
• 43:12
  That's fine. But the moment I realize.
• 43:15
  Like I said, when? I'm dreaming.
• 43:17
  The moment I realize I'm in a dream and I can control it, I
• 43:21
  could do whatever I want. The clock's ticking.
• 43:24
  The moment I realized that everything that so my dream
• 43:27
  starts wrapping up, it's like, Oh no, no, no, no.
• 43:30
  It's too much power. 95% of my dreams.
• 43:33
  I'm like, nowadays I'm like at like a weird like compound
• 43:40
  that's kind of like dorms and there's like a school element to
• 43:43
  it. And then like all like my
• 43:46
  friends and girls are there and there's like, partying, but then
• 43:49
  also we have to like, get shit done.
• 43:52
  Oh yeah, that. Happens like it happens every.
• 43:54
  Night Nowadays I'm just like always caught in the middle of
• 43:57
  that somehow there's. Some research that's been done.
• 44:03
  Where it's like you're brain stops making as many, your body
• 44:06
  stops making as many memories as you get older because it feels
• 44:09
  like it's wasting energy. So your brain stops pressing
• 44:12
  record as often and your brain presses record the most in those
• 44:16
  times. So that's why because I have
• 44:18
  dreams where it's like the hallways.
• 44:19
  So it's like the junior high, but it's like almost to AT, but
• 44:23
  it's always takes place in the hallways.
• 44:25
  It's always in passing period stairwells or like in the long
• 44:29
  hallways, never really make it to class, never really get
• 44:32
  anything. It's like always in passing
• 44:34
  period. So I'll see people, people we
• 44:36
  grew up with friends, you sometimes I'm sure like and it's
• 44:39
  always like in passing, like we're like we used to just
• 44:41
  bullshit around. That's one location.
• 44:45
  Another location is around our hometown.
• 44:48
  And this is where it's weird is because it's like there's a part
• 44:53
  where it like there wouldn't be a neighborhood.
• 44:55
  There's a neighborhood. So if we're in, if I'm in my
• 44:58
  dream and we're going to go party at your house, right?
• 45:00
  You live in this make believe neighborhood.
• 45:03
  It's never at your house. It's always at another house.
• 45:06
  That's your house. So I'm never like inside your
• 45:08
  house, my burner house. Yeah, but it's like everybody.
• 45:12
  'S so when I could be doing that and like see people driving by,
• 45:15
  see people riding their bike or I'll go by I'll see it'll be a
• 45:18
  blend. Now where there's people from
• 45:20
  this is like crazy. There was 1 dream where I was
• 45:23
  driving. Driving by move was.
• 45:27
  Moving into a new house and there was like a bat, like a
• 45:29
  pick up basketball game. You were playing in it and like
• 45:32
  a bunch of other people and then people from like my life now and
• 45:36
  people that like I work with or work for me or whatever.
• 45:39
  We're like all playing basketball together.
• 45:41
  Like you knew each other. I go play and I was like, I got
• 45:44
  shit to do so I didn't, but it was weird.
• 45:46
  Like I have those, but that basketball court doesn't exist,
• 45:49
  but it takes place in a neighborhood like, and I know
• 45:52
  how to get to it. It's like it only exists in my
• 45:54
  dream. It's super in my dreams.
• 45:56
  It's super crazy. And then I have this big
• 45:58
  compound hotel thing that's super weird.
• 46:01
  Or like the backside of it's like all bungalows that are
• 46:05
  always open. So it's like if you're in your
• 46:07
  room and you walk out, you're on this like almost what are they
• 46:11
  called? Like the the barrios.
• 46:13
  It's like, you know, like in Venezuela, it's like where shits
• 46:15
  is stacked on top of each other. It's like all these little
• 46:18
  patios barrios. Is like neighborhood, right?
• 46:23
  Maybe, but. I'm talking about like the.
• 46:25
  Ones that are outside in like like the barrios, which is like
• 46:28
  in Venezuela, I think that are like where Chavez came out of
• 46:32
  some soccer. It's like they're, it's like
• 46:34
  outside of what's the capital of Venezuela and it's like.
• 46:39
  Shanty. Town.
• 46:40
  Stacked on top of each other, it's like super densely pop,
• 46:44
  super densely populated and extremely dangerous.
• 46:46
  It looks like that, but it's like.
• 46:50
  I don't have it like. And I I always end up there for
• 46:53
  some reason. It's weird I had to write
• 47:00
  Caracas. Oh shit dog.
• 47:04
  There was a point I could name every single country in Africa
• 47:07
  and where it was located, but that was like a.
• 47:09
  Two week period of my. Life when I was in physical
• 47:11
  geography. Therapy question #3.
• 47:16
  Would you rather your shoelaces tie themselves or your clothes
• 47:22
  fold themselves? Clothes fold themselves.
• 47:24
  What are we? Talking about shoes themselves,
• 47:27
  that's. Lazy as shit.
• 47:28
  Like, you want that? Just like get some Velcro.
• 47:30
  There's just more clothes. Right.
• 47:33
  Yeah, that takes like a huge. Chunk of my wasted time out of
• 47:36
  my day and folding and putting up clothes that is fold
• 47:39
  themselves. That sounds fantastic.
• 47:44
  That's like that. That's the type of.
• 47:45
  Shit that people build robots for I'm still.
• 47:48
  Waiting on the robot butlers. Whenever they're like, oh, we're
• 47:51
  going to. Do this robot and it'll do your
• 47:52
  chores for you. There's like four or five things
• 47:55
  they name off and it's like the dishes, taking out the trash,
• 48:00
  taking care of your lawn, folding your laundry.
• 48:03
  Like if they don't like, it's not like, you know, they're
• 48:05
  like, oh, like, you know, getting rid of the popcorn
• 48:08
  sealing in the guest bedroom. They're not getting that
• 48:11
  specific. It's like it's going to do your
• 48:12
  laundry. It's going to take out your
• 48:14
  trash and do your dishes. Fuck yeah, give me folded
• 48:17
  laundry all day. All.
• 48:20
  I'd be running a hustle, dude, because then I just feel like,
• 48:23
  yeah, I I'd be coming up. And how do they know that
• 48:25
  they're my clothes or not? If I wash it I could be running
• 48:28
  like a like a lingerie out of here.
• 48:30
  Dude, just pick up your clothes. How do they know if it's your?
• 48:34
  Clothes the robot well, not the. Robot just in general, if my
• 48:38
  clothes fold themselves, these are my clothes for the day.
• 48:41
  Watching these hoes boom. If I can figure out I'm I'm
• 48:44
  always looking for an angle Baby.
• 48:45
  I'm trying to open up a laundromat.
• 48:48
  And a robot too. I am too, but.
• 48:51
  Like money. Laundromat.
• 48:53
  That's what I'm trying to get. Allegedly, it'd be easy.
• 48:58
  Especially if you had if you weren't able to automate a
• 49:00
  laundromat and have a robot fold close for you.
• 49:03
  That's already such a low overhead.
• 49:07
  Like gig, I mean. You know, you can sell
• 49:10
  detergent, overprice it. Most people bring their own.
• 49:12
  Most people are going to bring their own stuff because you have
• 49:14
  to be like Korean or. Vietnamese though, to have a
• 49:17
  directly, I mean, you have to have a there.
• 49:19
  Is a licensing involved with the chemicals?
• 49:21
  But overall, I mean, it's a low overhead.
• 49:24
  That's why people use that like those car washes as places to
• 49:28
  launder money. It's low overhead.
• 49:30
  You can funnel money through it. Well, it's well.
• 49:33
  No, it's just because you could just say like 1000 people came
• 49:36
  in here. No, no, no.
• 49:38
  Yeah, they're. Easy.
• 49:39
  They're easy to use for laundering money.
• 49:41
  My financial accounting professor.
• 49:43
  Had a side gig and he had like he had car washes in like Nevada
• 49:48
  and he was telling us that so you know like when you go to
• 49:51
  like a drive through car wash like it's like 9 bucks 10 bucks
• 49:55
  12 bucks and like the more you pay like the more shit that they
• 49:58
  give you he. Did the math.
• 50:01
  And realized that it was cheaper to give you all the shit no
• 50:04
  matter which one you picked. So he still gave you the
• 50:06
  options. But if you pick the lowest 1,
• 50:08
  you were still getting everything from the highest 1.
• 50:10
  So it was just easier just do it all the same.
• 50:13
  And that was the secret he told us.
• 50:15
  So I was like, yeah, so if he. Figured that out.
• 50:19
  I wonder if. It's all of them.
• 50:21
  They might. They might, and then another
• 50:23
  drive. Through car wash.
• 50:24
  We had the managers code at the drive through car wash in high
• 50:27
  school. Yeah, I think is it the one up?
• 50:30
  26 I forget where it was you. Could just type in this code and
• 50:33
  get a free car wash. And then the homie who's like a
• 50:36
  year older, Reese, had like a van, like a minivan with a
• 50:41
  sliding door. So we would like smoke weed
• 50:43
  during the car wash and then whenever the air vents came on,
• 50:47
  we'd open the side door and then all the air would blow through,
• 50:50
  blow out all the weed smoke. And we just did that all the
• 50:54
  time, dude. Like, I'm surprised that that
• 50:55
  place stayed in business. It's like a wine world now.
• 51:01
  I've actually driven by it recently.
• 51:03
  I know exactly which one you're talking about.
• 51:05
  It was kind of over by like the area over by Krispy Kreme.
• 51:08
  So it wasn't too far from the Krispy Kreme in the stadium, but
• 51:10
  it was off 26 over there. It's still there, but I think
• 51:14
  now it's like a wine world and I don't think I think that that's
• 51:18
  just like gone, like I think the car wash partner that's gone.
• 51:22
  Can you imagine? Starting that and then like that
• 51:24
  code got out and then like you just got fucked but you didn't
• 51:27
  like realize it till like 6 months later or something.
• 51:28
  Yeah, I don't know how I got the code.
• 51:30
  Somebody told me the code and I was like, like, let's go.
• 51:34
  In suburbia, you're always looking for a spot always
• 51:38
  because there's nowhere. That's like, why is your car is
• 51:41
  the safest spot? What are you talking about?
• 51:44
  Like what are you talking about? It wasn't, but it was.
• 51:46
  I mean, kind of sometimes depends.
• 51:49
  I mean when I was walking. Around Lake Grapevine and you're
• 51:52
  like dressed like you're about to go to a house party and
• 51:55
  people are like running. They're like, what are you doing
• 51:57
  out here? You're like, hey, like it's
• 51:58
  pretty obvious what you're doing out on the trails.
• 52:01
  You couldn't like pretend like, Oh no, I'm just out here hanging
• 52:04
  out like this. Me and me and my guy friend,
• 52:07
  like God said, didn't go over very well.
• 52:10
  And I'd be like, what are you doing out here?
• 52:12
  Like you've been hanging out with a lot of guy.
• 52:14
  Friends out on the trails, Joseph, OR.
• 52:17
  When I was younger. Younger in the days.
• 52:21
  Yeah, Therapy question. Final therapy.
• 52:23
  Question Therapy question #4 Would you rather be able to
• 52:28
  taste emotions or hear flavors? If you could taste emotions,
• 52:37
  that would actually be pretty powerful, like your own
• 52:40
  emotions, because then you would actually know how you were
• 52:42
  feeling. It'd be harder to deny, so it'd
• 52:45
  be harder to suppress your emotions if you could taste
• 52:47
  them. So if you were.
• 52:49
  Like jealous and. Envious of something that would
• 52:51
  have a specific taste. Yeah, well, I know.
• 52:53
  I. Rely on suppressing my emotions,
• 52:55
  dog. Exactly.
• 52:57
  So that's why this would be good for Someone Like You.
• 53:00
  I don't, I said. Rely rely.
• 53:03
  I know I don't use. That as a cope.
• 53:05
  Well, now you can stop using. Crutches and learn how to walk
• 53:08
  there. Forrest Gump run like a real
• 53:12
  boy. But no, I do think it'd be much
• 53:14
  more powerful. Hearing flavors would be weird.
• 53:18
  I don't even know what that would be like, what they'd sound
• 53:20
  like, that doesn't. What would?
• 53:22
  What would? What would?
• 53:23
  Almost spicy sound like I have no idea.
• 53:26
  I mean would it depend on the type of spice?
• 53:30
  Would Thai spice taste different Mexicans?
• 53:33
  So does it taste? Different so whatever it.
• 53:37
  Was it would be like it would the sounds how how how refined.
• 53:41
  Your palate is the sounds you would hear.
• 53:43
  Would probably be some sort of racist stereotype.
• 53:49
  Just saying. Says who?
• 53:51
  Says. So you're eating a burrito all
• 53:53
  of a sudden it's. Like a fucking mariachi band is
• 53:55
  what you're talking about. Maybe.
• 53:56
  Maybe. Your taste, you're hearing
• 53:58
  flavours. Hear that Mexican flavour, baby,
• 54:02
  You never know. I'm just saying like it's some.
• 54:04
  It would borderline on that. What if it wasn't?
• 54:05
  What if it was? How would it?
• 54:07
  How would it identify? How would it tell?
• 54:09
  You what it is unless each type of ingredient has a certain
• 54:12
  sound and then it makes like a music or a flavour.
• 54:16
  So like, let's ask chat. Would if you could hear.
• 54:24
  Flavors Would the sound you hear be considered racist?
• 54:30
  Because I feel like they would be.
• 54:32
  Maybe in like Asian food and it might be playing Asian music and
• 54:36
  they'd be like might make some people uncomfortable.
• 54:39
  All right, so. Here are 4 equally correct.
• 54:53
  Equally stupid, equally profound answers.
• 54:56
  Choose your burrito Sona 1 The literal sound.
• 54:59
  A burrito would sound like a bass boosted zipper because it's
• 55:02
  basically a sleeping bag full of hot emotions. 2 The musical
• 55:08
  sound genre. Latin trap mixed with mariachi
• 55:12
  horns. Tempo, Regrettably confident
• 55:14
  key. Whatever key your stomach
• 55:15
  gurgles in. Signature sound.
• 55:18
  A trumpet that's too horny for it's own good think.
• 55:23
  The emotional sound a. Burrito sounds like someone
• 55:26
  whispering you don't need to fix your life today, just hold me
• 55:30
  followed immediately by your intestines whispering.
• 55:32
  But you will pay for this later for the metaphysical sound.
• 55:36
  If you compress warmth, chaos, ambition, salsa, and a prayer
• 55:41
  into a tortilla, you get a sound wave that goes oh God why did I
• 55:46
  get extra beans? If you want I can give you a
• 55:49
  full audio SFX description, like for a sound designer, a song
• 55:53
  lyric version, a scientific explanation that's 100% fake but
• 55:57
  sounds real, or what different types of burritos sound like
• 56:01
  California mission style breakfast, etcetera.
• 56:04
  What's your preferred burrito sound universe?
• 56:08
  Did my chat is I mean. I'm very proud of.
• 56:12
  It to be honest because it's like curated, you know, like the
• 56:15
  what? What did it say?
• 56:20
  A trumpet that's too horny for its own good, Like that's not.
• 56:24
  Normal unless. It's like I've been working with
• 56:26
  Chad for a while. I was.
• 56:28
  I was right. You were right.
• 56:30
  Yeah, it would be some sort of. Stereotype so a stereotypical
• 56:33
  like mariachi, Latin trap like that's come on, that'd be like,
• 56:40
  that'd be like you're Hispanic for being like, oh, you want to
• 56:42
  hear some of my music and you're like, oh, what is it?
• 56:44
  Latin trap with mariachi like. Sorry, that's just the official.
• 56:50
  Song of Burritos, like what are you talking about?
• 56:53
  Like what they. I mean, you went wrong because
• 57:02
  it would because it would be regional music, it'd be based
• 57:05
  off of the regions the food came from.
• 57:07
  So it's like it would be, yeah. So.
• 57:09
  Exactly so it wouldn't. Be purposefully stereotype.
• 57:13
  Then ask it what? Would Africa?
• 57:15
  What would what would black or what would the music be or what
• 57:18
  would urban black street food sound like?
• 57:21
  I bet you'd be like it'd be soul food.
• 57:24
  Hip. Yeah, what would the?
• 57:25
  Music. It's either going to be like
• 57:27
  Marvin Gaye type shit or it's going to be like it would be
• 57:31
  heavy bass and snare with gunshots in the background.
• 57:42
  Gunshots in the background. Is what you think.
• 57:44
  Well, no, I was just being. Hyperbolic.
• 57:48
  It is curated for you though. It's and antifa curated AI is
• 57:56
  it? Yeah I bet I bet I bet.
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  Want to take a break? Before we get into articles,
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  We'll be back. Here in a second y'all.
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  And we're back for the topics. I'll be my round of applause
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  button. So crazy shit.
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  This from the AP Trump says the Venice the US has seized an oil
• 1:00:38
  tanker off the coast of Venezuela.
• 1:00:42
  This was updated 9:45 PM. It was written by Amir Madani.
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  Oh my gosh. Joshua Goodman, Regina Garcia
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  Cano and Konstantin Taropin. It's a kick ass name that
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  Washington President Donald Trump said Wednesday that the
• 1:01:01
  United States has seized an oil tanker off the coast of
• 1:01:04
  Venezuela as tensions mount with the government.
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  With the government. Of President Nicolas Maduro the
• 1:01:12
  US using forces to take control of a merchant ship is incredibly
• 1:01:15
  unusual and marks the Trump administration's latest push to
• 1:01:18
  increase pressure on Maduro, who has been charged with narco
• 1:01:22
  terrorism in the United States. the US has built up the largest
• 1:01:25
  military presence in the region in decades amongst a series of
• 1:01:28
  deadly strikes on alleged drug smuggling boats in the Caribbean
• 1:01:31
  Sea and eastern Pacific Ocean. The campaign is facing growing
• 1:01:35
  scrutiny from Congress. We've just seized A tanker off
• 1:01:38
  the coast of Venezuela, a large tanker, very large.
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  We've just seized A tanker off the coast of Venezuela, a large
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  tanker, very large. One of the largest ever seized,
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  actually, Trump told reporters at the White House.
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  Later in later adding. It was seized for a good, very
• 1:01:56
  good reason. Trump did not offer additional
• 1:01:58
  details and asked what would happen to the oil aboard the
• 1:02:02
  tanker. Trump said.
• 1:02:03
  Well, we'll keep it, I guess. The seizure was led by the US
• 1:02:07
  Coast Guard and supported by the Navy, according to US official,
• 1:02:10
  who was not authorized to comment publicly but Smoke spoke
• 1:02:14
  under the condition of anonymity.
• 1:02:16
  The official added that it was conducted under U.S. law
• 1:02:19
  enforcement authority. Storming the oil tanker Coast
• 1:02:24
  Guard members are taken to the oil tanker by helicopter from an
• 1:02:27
  aircraft aircraft off the USS Gerald R Ford, the official
• 1:02:31
  said. The Ford is in the Caribbean Sea
• 1:02:33
  after arriving last month and a show of major force joining a
• 1:02:37
  fleet of other warships. Video posted by Attorney General
• 1:02:41
  Pam Bondi shows people fast roping from one of the
• 1:02:45
  helicopters involved in the operation as it hovers just feet
• 1:02:48
  above the deck. Coast Guard members can be later
• 1:02:50
  seen on video moving throughout the superstructure of the ship
• 1:02:53
  with their weapons drawn. Pam Bondi wrote that for
• 1:02:56
  multiple years a tanker has been sanctioned by the US due to its
• 1:02:59
  involvement in an illicit illicit oil shipping network
• 1:03:04
  supporting former are foreign terrorist organizations.
• 1:03:08
  Venezuela government said in a statement that the seizure
• 1:03:10
  constitutes a blatant theft and an act of international piracy.
• 1:03:14
  Under these circumstances, the true reasons for the prolonged
• 1:03:17
  aggression against Venezuela have finally been revealed.
• 1:03:21
  It has always been about our natural resources, our oil, our
• 1:03:24
  energy, the resources that belong exclusively to the
• 1:03:28
  Venezuelan people, the statement said.
• 1:03:30
  What do you think so far? If you can sees like a the
• 1:03:37
  biggest, the largest boat ever, why can't you go get these
• 1:03:41
  little dinghies that you're blowing up?
• 1:03:43
  Might you need to blow them up? You can just seize tankers like
• 1:03:46
  this. That's wild.
• 1:03:49
  It's like snatching A tanker off the Venezuelan coast.
• 1:03:52
  Yeah, dude, we're going to war with.
• 1:03:53
  Venezuela, the United States is going to war with Venezuela.
• 1:03:55
  Like I mean, it's been clear for fucking months now.
• 1:03:57
  Like unbelievable shit, dude. I thought he like he was the
• 1:04:01
  president who ends wars. You just got the fucking goofy
• 1:04:03
  ass Peace Prize from FIFA. Like what are we doing?
• 1:04:09
  Yeah, this shows that their whole cover.
• 1:04:11
  Story about it being inter directing drugs is a big lie.
• 1:04:14
  This is the Senator Chris Van Holland, a Democrat of Maryland.
• 1:04:18
  This is just one big piece of evidence that it's really about
• 1:04:21
  regime change by force, which is 100%, which is what America is
• 1:04:26
  great at. No one changed.
• 1:04:27
  But no, we're so great. This is not going to work out
• 1:04:30
  this. Is not going to work out because
• 1:04:32
  like OK, so Maduro stole the fucking election, right?
• 1:04:35
  Well, the and Maria Machado won the Nobel Peace Prize.
• 1:04:38
  His like the person who actually is supposed to win, but she got
• 1:04:42
  fucking she had to go into hiding.
• 1:04:43
  So like, her deputy actually won the election, right?
• 1:04:49
  Maduro as like create like, like he's got the military on his
• 1:04:52
  side. So like, even if you get Maduro
• 1:04:55
  to go, it's not like these dudes in the military are going to
• 1:04:58
  just like let like Maria Machado come in and just take over.
• 1:05:01
  Like it's going to be a fucking insurgency just to like Iraq,
• 1:05:05
  Like the countries just as big as like Iraq.
• 1:05:07
  It's like twice the size of California.
• 1:05:10
  Like this dude, I just can't believe he got talked into this.
• 1:05:14
  Like it's fucking crazy. Like this is going to like.
• 1:05:18
  And The thing is like, first of all, did you see Jesse Waters
• 1:05:21
  called Stephen Miller a sexual matador?
• 1:05:25
  Stephen Miller wants this to happen because when you're in.
• 1:05:29
  War, then you can. Just like crack down at home,
• 1:05:31
  you know, like hit like martial law type shit, like rules.
• 1:05:34
  And so that's why they like they wanted like domestically.
• 1:05:37
  Shit's not going well. He's calling affordability a
• 1:05:39
  fucking hoax. This is a nice distraction that
• 1:05:41
  I, I just, it's just like, haven't we seen this over and
• 1:05:44
  over and over tonight? Like his one selling point was
• 1:05:47
  like he's the president who ends wars, not starts them.
• 1:05:49
  And here we fucking go, dude. And then like they just came out
• 1:05:51
  with a national security strategy.
• 1:05:53
  The NSS comes out once every four years for the United States
• 1:05:57
  and and it's just basically like called like the Monroe Doctrine
• 1:06:00
  where it's like we're just running shit in the West
• 1:06:02
  Hemisphere. Go fuck yourself.
• 1:06:03
  But the Monroe Doctrine was like, hey, you're up.
• 1:06:05
  Don't come over here. We won't go over there.
• 1:06:07
  But then he's just like, go fuck yourself.
• 1:06:09
  You're up. We're going to do whatever the
• 1:06:10
  fuck we want, but you don't just like we're going to run the like
• 1:06:12
  the Western Hemisphere. Shit is stupid, dude.
• 1:06:16
  Shit is stupid. This is going to be really bad
• 1:06:19
  and really expensive. Yeah, you thought like 6 like
• 1:06:23
  the six. Million Venezuelans like already
• 1:06:25
  like fled the fucking country. It's like, you think that this
• 1:06:28
  is going to go well, You don't think we're going to get more
• 1:06:30
  people? We've killed at least 87.
• 1:06:32
  People in 22 known strikes since early September, including the
• 1:06:35
  follow up strike. He was asked about why haven't
• 1:06:38
  they released the video of the second hit today?
• 1:06:43
  Someone asked him. It was so quick to release all
• 1:06:45
  these videos. Oh.
• 1:06:46
  No, he like it was. Crazy they're doing.
• 1:06:48
  They just had a meeting. He's sitting there answering
• 1:06:51
  questions. A reporter from CNN asked him a
• 1:06:53
  question, like, why haven't they released a video yet?
• 1:06:57
  He instantly starts attacking her, 'cause she's with CNN.
• 1:07:00
  You know, ABC, it was ABC, was it?
• 1:07:02
  ABC or he's like you must. Be CNN?
• 1:07:04
  No, there was one just today. He's like, are you CNN?
• 1:07:06
  You must be. CNN, you're an arm of the
• 1:07:09
  Democratic Party 'cause you work for them.
• 1:07:10
  And he's like, that's it. He's like but but no, there was
• 1:07:13
  this one. Kicked everybody out, he kicked.
• 1:07:15
  Everybody out of the all the press cameras, right after she
• 1:07:18
  asked that question, he was like, all right, we're done.
• 1:07:20
  That's how you know it's a war crime.
• 1:07:23
  It's like, yeah, it's like every, every time he's in
• 1:07:25
  trouble. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:07:26
  And it's a no. He's like, but the reason why I
• 1:07:28
  said ABC was because that ABC reporter asked him additionally
• 1:07:31
  if he was going to release the video.
• 1:07:32
  And he was like, yeah, fucking release it.
• 1:07:33
  And then like they didn't release it.
• 1:07:35
  And then same reporter asked him.
• 1:07:37
  He goes, I didn't say I would really see you said that ABC
• 1:07:40
  News fake news. He's like, you're a terrible
• 1:07:42
  reporter. And it's like, it's like, dude,
• 1:07:44
  you said you would like, I mean it's just crazy that like the
• 1:07:48
  shit that we're listening and then he's like solved 8 wars.
• 1:07:51
  None of them have been solved, dude, like fucking Cambodia or
• 1:07:54
  like Thailand just bomb Cambodia like the Congo and in Rwanda,
• 1:08:00
  like they're going after like at each other.
• 1:08:02
  Like, you know, like this like group called like M 23 was like
• 1:08:06
  the like the main actors, like they weren't even a part of the
• 1:08:09
  peace deal. Like, you know, it's like
• 1:08:10
  Azerbaijan in Armenia. It's like, OK, it's because
• 1:08:13
  Armenia lost. Like, you know, like these
• 1:08:15
  fucking like, you know, Ukraine's not solved 100
• 1:08:18
  violations of the ceasefire in Gaza.
• 1:08:19
  Dude already like hundreds of people killed since the fucking
• 1:08:22
  ceasefire. None of these fucking wars are
• 1:08:24
  soft. He's not a.
• 1:08:25
  And then now he's going to start a war.
• 1:08:27
  Yeah. Yeah, the whole thing's stupid.
• 1:08:31
  And that's just escalating. I think they're they're waiting.
• 1:08:34
  They're wanting Venezuela to do something so they can justify.
• 1:08:39
  Putting boots on the ground. They're like they're, yeah,
• 1:08:41
  they're. Trying to like, yeah, they're
• 1:08:43
  trying to get pretext, like to go do it.
• 1:08:45
  And it's just unbelievable that we're just like, watching this
• 1:08:47
  fucking slow motion, like catastrophe.
• 1:08:50
  It's gonna be a fucking catastrophe.
• 1:08:52
  He thinks it's gonna be easy. Just like the hubris.
• 1:08:54
  They thought Iraq would be easy. It's like the same fucking
• 1:08:57
  thing. It's the same thing, dude.
• 1:08:59
  And like, even, like, what they're saying is the same,
• 1:09:01
  like, like every one of those boats is a weapon of mass
• 1:09:04
  destruction. Every time a kilo of drugs comes
• 1:09:06
  into our country, it's the web. They're calling it weapons of
• 1:09:08
  mass destruction. Did.
• 1:09:13
  Yeah, I mean the whole. Thing's fucking stupid, but then
• 1:09:16
  in turn we just also pardoned a known narco trafficker
• 1:09:20
  responsible of bringing like hundreds of.
• 1:09:22
  Tons of cocaine inside into the government.
• 1:09:24
  Except for he's he's boys with like fucking Matt Gaetz and and
• 1:09:30
  I forget somebody else in fucking Florida and yeah, and
• 1:09:34
  like, and they just like what? Like bots Melania coin and then
• 1:09:38
  just like got the fuck out. It was.
• 1:09:40
  Sentenced to 45 years. In fucking prison, dude.
• 1:09:43
  And his brother's in there. His brother's in prison, who's
• 1:09:45
  not getting out, apparently, but his brother stamped his initials
• 1:09:48
  on cocaine and brought into the United States.
• 1:09:54
  Sucks dude. Where we're going to get
• 1:09:55
  cocaine? I don't really have that
• 1:09:59
  problem. So not hurting article #2 from
• 1:10:04
  the BBCI. Just thought this was funny.
• 1:10:07
  This came out 12 hours ago. Rubio orders return of New Times
• 1:10:11
  Roman font Over waste, bro. Over wasteful Calibri.
• 1:10:16
  Is that how you pronounce it? I never knew how to.
• 1:10:18
  I always went with Calibri. Calibri, right?
• 1:10:21
  Calibri US Secretary of State Marco Rubio has ordered
• 1:10:25
  diplomats to return to using New Time Roman's font instead of
• 1:10:30
  Calibri. Reversing Calibri Calibri,
• 1:10:33
  Calibri. I don't know if that's how you
• 1:10:35
  say, that's just how I. Set it in my head.
• 1:10:39
  Reversing a change made under the Biden administration.
• 1:10:41
  Rubio's predecessor, Anthony Blinken had adopted the Calibri
• 1:10:46
  in 2003, saying it was more accessible for people with
• 1:10:49
  visual disabilities. But Rubio said it was a wasteful
• 1:10:52
  diversity move in that New Times Roman was a more for was more
• 1:10:56
  formal and professional. The change goes into effect
• 1:10:59
  December 10th and apply to both external and internal documents.
• 1:11:04
  Lucy Degroote, the Dutch designer who created the Calibri
• 1:11:08
  typeface, told BBC that the change was both sad and
• 1:11:12
  hilarious. Calibri was designed to
• 1:11:14
  facilitate reading on modern computer screens and it was
• 1:11:17
  chosen to replace Times New Roman, the typeface that Rubio
• 1:11:21
  wants to go back to now to Groot said.
• 1:11:23
  State Department spokesperson told the BBC.
• 1:11:25
  The change of the New Times Roman aligns with Donald Trump
• 1:11:28
  submission to help present a unified, professional voice in
• 1:11:32
  all communications. Aligning the State Department's
• 1:11:35
  practice with the standard and with the standard ensures our
• 1:11:39
  communication reflects the same dignity, consistency, and
• 1:11:43
  formality expected in government correspondence.
• 1:11:46
  So stupid dude. And I bet this is going to cost
• 1:11:49
  money to change, like when they changed the Department of
• 1:11:52
  Defense to the Department of War cost of the military $2 billion
• 1:11:58
  should just do the name change. You have to like update, think
• 1:12:01
  about like all the shit you have to update that has like the
• 1:12:03
  letter heading and like, you know, the, the signage and like
• 1:12:07
  that, you know, the branding of Department of Defense $2
• 1:12:10
  billion. It's like this guy just fucking
• 1:12:12
  spends money like it's nothing. Portability is a hoax though,
• 1:12:16
  you know. And his orders.
• 1:12:22
  But New Times Robin is a. Serif font, which means it has
• 1:12:25
  small lines that stem from the ends of the letters.
• 1:12:28
  Courts, legislatures and other agencies typically use the more
• 1:12:32
  formal appearing font. Calibri is a sans serif font.
• 1:12:37
  Without those lines, it is considered easier to read on
• 1:12:40
  screens, especially for those with vision or reading
• 1:12:43
  impairments. In his order on Tuesday
• 1:12:45
  requiring diplomats to return to Times New Roman, Ruby and called
• 1:12:49
  Blinken's decision to use Calibri A wasteful diversity
• 1:12:54
  initiative, according to an internal department cable seen
• 1:12:57
  by routers or by Reuters. The Trump administration has
• 1:13:00
  made several changes to how the government works in the last 11
• 1:13:03
  months, aiming to eliminate diversity and equity and
• 1:13:07
  inclusion initiatives. Most recently, the Trump
• 1:13:10
  administration announced it would drop Martin Luther King
• 1:13:13
  Junior's birthday and Juneteenth to federal holidays honoring
• 1:13:17
  Black history as free admission days to national parks instead.
• 1:13:21
  They will will be given free entry on President Trump's
• 1:13:24
  birthday, which coincides with Flag Day.
• 1:13:28
  I heard about that and that was my dog.
• 1:13:29
  Dreaming right there if you heard a weird sound in the
• 1:13:32
  background, dude, that's that's so.
• 1:13:34
  Stupid, we're changing the font back and.
• 1:13:38
  And we're giving free day at the National Park on Trump's
• 1:13:43
  birthday. Dude.
• 1:13:44
  Did you also see that he like, renamed the Institute of Peace
• 1:13:46
  that first of all, he dozed and it's just like an empty fucking
• 1:13:49
  building now and called it the Donald Trump Institute of Peace.
• 1:13:53
  It's like, dude, shut the fuck up.
• 1:13:57
  Dude sucks. He's going to Commission.
• 1:13:59
  He's going to. Commission a statue of himself
• 1:14:02
  so well he he. Was trying to Commission the
• 1:14:04
  Trump Day arc, which is like a arc day Trump.
• 1:14:09
  And it's like a, it's like a statue, but it's like an arc.
• 1:14:12
  So it's like, you know, like the Washington Monument.
• 1:14:14
  It's not like an actual statue of Washington.
• 1:14:16
  It's like that type of shit, but it's not like tall, it's like
• 1:14:19
  wide. It's like France has one.
• 1:14:23
  Or something, and he saw it there.
• 1:14:25
  Oh yeah, the big. Arc Arch thing.
• 1:14:28
  Yeah, that arc thing that they have.
• 1:14:29
  Yeah. But also he would totally do
• 1:14:33
  what's it called, Mount Rushmore, if he could.
• 1:14:36
  Oh for sure, he's crazy. Dude this shit's so wild that
• 1:14:40
  Marco Rubio is such a tool to change the font back.
• 1:14:45
  Is corny. That's.
• 1:14:46
  Corny as fuck. And we know it's even Wilder.
• 1:14:50
  About the Trump's birthday, he made Juneteenth a national
• 1:14:55
  holiday. Donald Trump made Juneteenth a
• 1:14:58
  national holiday. Back when he was trying to
• 1:15:00
  pretend like he didn't hate black people, he made it a
• 1:15:03
  national holiday. Donald Trump did that well,
• 1:15:06
  dude, he fucking does. All sorts.
• 1:15:07
  And now he's and now. And now he's making it the the
• 1:15:11
  holiday that he created and made a federal holiday.
• 1:15:14
  Now he's taking away free park entry on the day that he
• 1:15:17
  created. That's why dude, he, he's the
• 1:15:19
  one. Who fucking banned like us?
• 1:15:21
  The sending chips to China started a trade war, got his ass
• 1:15:26
  kicked by China. Now we're giving China the
• 1:15:29
  second most advanced chips in the world in exchange for like
• 1:15:32
  them to buy fucking soybeans that they were already buying
• 1:15:34
  before all of this. It's like he does this shit all
• 1:15:37
  the time. He's he called like he redid
• 1:15:40
  NAFTA, the North American free trade agreement in his first
• 1:15:43
  term, called it like the America is like what is it called?
• 1:15:47
  Like it's like AMCA. It's like American Mexico Canada
• 1:15:51
  agreement. It's called the best fucking
• 1:15:53
  deal ever came back in office and was like, who the fuck
• 1:15:56
  signed this? It was like you signed it, you
• 1:15:58
  idiot. You're the one who fucking did
• 1:15:59
  it. Said it was the best trade deal
• 1:16:01
  of all time. And then you just slap tariffs
• 1:16:03
  on him. It's like he sucks.
• 1:16:10
  Yeah, article #3 death. Death cap mushrooms What this is
• 1:16:15
  from MPRKERA brought to you by viewers like you.
• 1:16:20
  This is from December 10th is by Rachel Tressman and what to know
• 1:16:25
  about death cat mushrooms blamed for poisonings in California.
• 1:16:29
  Apparently you mother fuckers die and eat mushrooms.
• 1:16:31
  California authorities have been warning people not to eat forged
• 1:16:34
  mushrooms for the time being after nearly two dozen people
• 1:16:38
  were sickened, including one fatally, by the highly poisonous
• 1:16:42
  mushrooms known as death caps. California Department of Public
• 1:16:46
  Health said in its advisory that there have been 21 confirmed
• 1:16:50
  cases of toxic mushrooms poisoning, which is likely from
• 1:16:53
  consumption of the death caps between mid November to last
• 1:16:57
  Friday. Toxins from the mushroom killed
• 1:17:00
  one adult and cause severe liver damage in kids and adults.
• 1:17:03
  Several patients required intensive care, with at least
• 1:17:07
  one potentially needing a liver transplant.
• 1:17:10
  Jesus officials said there have been significant clusters of
• 1:17:13
  cases reported in Monterey, San Francisco and the Bay Areas, but
• 1:17:17
  are but warning of risk nationwide.
• 1:17:20
  Because of the death cap can be easily been mistaken for edible
• 1:17:23
  safe mushrooms. We advise the public not to
• 1:17:25
  forage for wild mushrooms at all during this high risk season.
• 1:17:29
  Death caps are known to grow in many parts of California, fueled
• 1:17:32
  by the fall and rainwater and winter rain, usually in rainy
• 1:17:37
  season. They were created particularly
• 1:17:39
  favorably growing conditions for the mushrooms.
• 1:17:41
  This was the case in 2016, when there were 14 cases of death cat
• 1:17:45
  poisoning. All of the individuals survived,
• 1:17:48
  but three required liver transplants.
• 1:17:50
  Liver transplants and one child had permanent neurological
• 1:17:53
  impairment. If you are picking up fucking
• 1:17:57
  mushrooms out of the woods and eating them, you're crazy.
• 1:18:01
  If you're not, I would find that my dog's going to eat one of
• 1:18:04
  these. Yeah, but I mean.
• 1:18:07
  I have to feel like dogs know better than us.
• 1:18:11
  Honestly, dogs. Are like no, what the fuck is
• 1:18:13
  that? And they're like, oh man, but
• 1:18:15
  that my dog would eat some. Crazy shit.
• 1:18:18
  Originally like a syringe. But are found in many other
• 1:18:21
  places, North America, Australia, they were implicated
• 1:18:24
  in a high profile mass murder case earlier this year, which is
• 1:18:28
  true. A woman poisoned that yeah,
• 1:18:32
  poisoned her husband with deathbed.
• 1:18:33
  They said they're like her whole family.
• 1:18:36
  Says they. Have been an invisible murder
• 1:18:38
  weapon for millennia. Blamed them on the death of
• 1:18:42
  Roman Emperor Claudius in 54 AD and Holy Roman Emperor Charles
• 1:18:46
  the 6th in 1740. They are thought to have arrived
• 1:18:52
  in central central California by the 30s by accident.
• 1:18:56
  They were imported on European oaks that were taken across the
• 1:19:00
  way back up. There was a Roman emperor.
• 1:19:04
  In 1740. No, it does.
• 1:19:08
  Holy Roman. Emperor, Yeah.
• 1:19:11
  I didn't know that. And then, yeah.
• 1:19:13
  And then? What does it say?
• 1:19:16
  It's true because from one place it's spreading in another now.
• 1:19:20
  Lame, lame. What makes them poisonous?
• 1:19:23
  They're similar in appearance and taste to other edible
• 1:19:26
  varieties like puff balls, especially when they're young
• 1:19:29
  and they're young button stage. They're typically medium.
• 1:19:32
  They grow about 6 inches across in six inches tall with a
• 1:19:35
  greenish Gray cap and is initially domed Dome shape and
• 1:19:41
  then flattens out over time. They have white gills and white
• 1:19:44
  ring around the stem that are a large white sack at the base of
• 1:19:48
  the stem. They taste quite nice.
• 1:19:53
  No hint. That is.
• 1:19:54
  Poisonous in any way after eating half a cap, it could be
• 1:19:58
  enough to kill a person. The mortality rate after
• 1:20:00
  ingestion reaches as high as 50%.
• 1:20:06
  They're poison, the mushroom. Poison heart attacks.
• 1:20:08
  There could be up to 10,000 ills, illnesses and 100 deaths
• 1:20:11
  worldwide per year for people eating this mushroom.
• 1:20:14
  Quit picking up mushrooms in the woods and eating them.
• 1:20:19
  Unless you know what they are. Unless.
• 1:20:21
  They're going out of cow shit. Then then go for it.
• 1:20:24
  Yeah, if we're going to send you to the.
• 1:20:25
  Moon, that's one thing. Send you to the to the
• 1:20:29
  transplant wing. I'm going to pick these
• 1:20:32
  mushrooms in the fucking woods by my house and feed them to my
• 1:20:36
  kids. Wild.
• 1:20:40
  I bet you. Kids aren't back.
• 1:20:41
  Kids probably aren't back either.
• 1:20:44
  It's not safe. Let's eat these mushrooms I
• 1:20:47
  found behind the barn. Well, you said they got liver
• 1:20:50
  transplants. That new thing about the hep
• 1:20:53
  Hep, hepatitis B vaccine, that's like what happens that fucks
• 1:20:58
  your liver up. So you might not be wrong here.
• 1:21:04
  I was right about the racist. Music.
• 1:21:08
  This is pretty nuts. Like I get it.
• 1:21:11
  I know people like do this. They forge for stuff.
• 1:21:14
  I digress. I'm kidding.
• 1:21:15
  But also like, don't be fucking stupid, man.
• 1:21:19
  Like if I knew that there was something that could kill me
• 1:21:22
  that looks exactly like something else that couldn't
• 1:21:24
  kill me and I wouldn't be able, I wouldn't touch it.
• 1:21:29
  Let's go pick some puff. Balls.
• 1:21:31
  Oh, sorry, wrong mushrooms. They're death caps.
• 1:21:35
  In any scenario. I'm not fucking around with
• 1:21:38
  that. That's like.
• 1:21:40
  Saying hey. Pick up that gun and pull the
• 1:21:42
  trigger. It might be loaded.
• 1:21:44
  What? No, I'm good, thank you.
• 1:21:47
  Why not? Because it's I don't want to.
• 1:21:50
  It could be. And that's the problem.
• 1:21:52
  That could be a death cap. Let's pick it anyways, because
• 1:21:55
  you'd have to know what those are to be out there foraging in
• 1:22:00
  the fucking first place. Unless you're just picking a
• 1:22:02
  wild shit and you're that's really dumb.
• 1:22:06
  Like you said, unless it's out of like cow poop or some shit
• 1:22:08
  like that, you know it's going to be some trippy ones.
• 1:22:10
  And even then you could like, look up a picture.
• 1:22:13
  No one took a picture of it. Hey, what is this?
• 1:22:15
  There's an app so you can literally take a picture of a
• 1:22:17
  plant or a weed and it'll tell you what the fuck it is.
• 1:22:21
  Yeah, but be careful though. I saw this video, this guy, he
• 1:22:24
  was just weighing random shit, but he would ask ChatGPT how
• 1:22:30
  much it weighed before and he was like from the Middle East
• 1:22:34
  and he's like, he's like how much gram, how much gram?
• 1:22:39
  And then and then like chatty BT like just kept getting it wrong.
• 1:22:42
  And he's like, no, no, he's like I'm worried.
• 1:22:44
  I'm worried. I was like, well, you're worried
• 1:22:49
  that it can't. Figure out how many.
• 1:22:50
  Grams your pot is or whatever the fuck he had, and so I'm just
• 1:22:54
  saying like, you know, like I find like Google still better
• 1:22:57
  than you know no, but there's. Absolutely, but then I would
• 1:23:02
  just Google a picture. You could take a picture of it
• 1:23:04
  like you could do a. Pill identifier, You know, on
• 1:23:06
  Google, yeah. Like probably do a mushroom
• 1:23:09
  identifier, yeah. You I.
• 1:23:12
  Bet you there's every type of thing identifier and one of them
• 1:23:15
  would say like hey, if if I'm if if you picked the wrong 1 you
• 1:23:20
  could lose your liver. Like that's just so risky.
• 1:23:22
  I mean, I've always known that mushrooms are.
• 1:23:24
  Sketchy like from the kid? Yes dude, they grow.
• 1:23:28
  Off of dead shit. What are you talking about?
• 1:23:30
  Stuff decays and they appear and I think we had like.
• 1:23:33
  A article about mushrooms being conscious and like having like a
• 1:23:37
  like a talk to each other and shit yeah like.
• 1:23:42
  Things die and they appear. They're like the maggots.
• 1:23:45
  See out here out. Here it's like it rains and the
• 1:23:48
  mushrooms just start popping up in your lawn.
• 1:23:50
  Well, yeah, that happens out here.
• 1:23:52
  Normally that's because their stuff breaking down, they
• 1:23:54
  appear. They thrive off of decaying
• 1:23:57
  matter. So they they're they're
• 1:23:59
  functioning because there's something breaking down there.
• 1:24:02
  So if you have like a big mulch pile like I did, yeah, it would
• 1:24:05
  rain. There'd be thousands of them
• 1:24:07
  that would pop up out of that because it's breaking down.
• 1:24:10
  It's like there's something that's biodegradable that exists
• 1:24:14
  in there and that's what it's feeding off of is that output.
• 1:24:17
  That's how they come. Same with like cow shit.
• 1:24:20
  It's like something that is organic material that is
• 1:24:22
  breaking down. The mushrooms appear, it's
• 1:24:26
  strictly what it is, and the conditions are have to be just
• 1:24:28
  right. That's where fungus comes from.
• 1:24:30
  Yeah. Fungus and fungus.
• 1:24:34
  So mold. Mold is another form of fungus
• 1:24:38
  that is breaking down. Something like that.
• 1:24:40
  Molds like a bacteria. Well, I mean kinda, I mean.
• 1:24:43
  It's still a spores. So that spores just like.
• 1:24:48
  You know, like Cordyceps and stuff like that, but they can't
• 1:24:52
  really live inside the human body, our temp, which is crazy.
• 1:24:55
  So Cordyceps are the get the fuck out here with the
• 1:24:57
  Cordyceps. They're the fungus.
• 1:24:59
  That could that I know, but I know but.
• 1:25:04
  We talked about it before, it's just, I know it's too creepy.
• 1:25:07
  Refresher. I don't want to give a refresher
• 1:25:09
  our body temperature. Our sitting body temperature
• 1:25:12
  heat is like less than 10° too hot for them to thrive on our
• 1:25:16
  body. That's why Cordyceps can't take
• 1:25:18
  over for us is ardent. Internal body temperature kills
• 1:25:22
  them. That's the only thing that keeps
• 1:25:24
  that shit from taking over Taking.
• 1:25:28
  Over some the. Last of Us zombies type shit.
• 1:25:30
  It's literally if there was a way it could jump that would be
• 1:25:34
  like the worst thing that could fucking happen to the IT was 1.
• 1:25:36
  108.6° no, I think it's. Somewhere around like 80.
• 1:25:42
  So that's the last. It's like we're. 10° too hot.
• 1:25:44
  Yeah, we our core. Temperature is too warm.
• 1:25:47
  For 88.6° were fucked, yeah. If we were, If we were.
• 1:25:53
  If we were in the high 80s, we'd be screwed.
• 1:25:55
  But we're in like the, you know, normal.
• 1:25:57
  I mean, that's just like, that's like.
• 1:25:58
  The daddy long the long legs are like the most poisonous spider,
• 1:26:01
  but their mouths too small to like hit us.
• 1:26:05
  Yeah, that's. Terrifying.
• 1:26:06
  That's weird to think. And they're creepy.
• 1:26:09
  I'm glad they can't because they look weird.
• 1:26:10
  They look like aliens dude. They look like something out of
• 1:26:13
  like War of the Worlds or something like that.
• 1:26:15
  But then they also look the same as mosquito.
• 1:26:16
  Eaters. Yes, they do, because they like
• 1:26:19
  to. Hang out by the water and on the
• 1:26:21
  water and they like Bob. There's spots in Austin that you
• 1:26:24
  could find like a pack of like 500 daddy long legs like sitting
• 1:26:28
  and there was like creepy looking dude.
• 1:26:31
  And they would like all Bob's would look like something was
• 1:26:33
  moving on top of the water that was moving separate.
• 1:26:35
  It would like fuck with your brain.
• 1:26:37
  It'd make you be like, Nah, don't fuck with daddy long legs.
• 1:26:39
  OK, let's let's keep moving. Before we leave the audience,
• 1:26:42
  what do you mean? They want to hear about
• 1:26:44
  mushrooms. Taking over your body and daddy
• 1:26:46
  long legs. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:26:48
  Maybe they do. They should be afraid.
• 1:26:51
  Well, that's what my point. Is good they are fair they're
• 1:26:55
  good they. Should be this is real life.
• 1:26:59
  Final article. Trump caps up no death.
• 1:27:02
  Cap Yeah, no death cap dude. No death cap all funky.
• 1:27:06
  Trump rims up the anti immigrant rhetoric embraces shithole
• 1:27:10
  countries phrase again. This was pretty wild.
• 1:27:13
  He said a couple crazy things. But Donald Trump ramped up his
• 1:27:17
  anti immigrant rhetoric in a speech on Tuesday night,
• 1:27:20
  repeatedly attacking Democratic Representative Ilham Omar and
• 1:27:24
  complaining about immigration outside of Europe.
• 1:27:27
  Let's have a few from den from from Denmark.
• 1:27:30
  Do you mind seeing, do you mind sending us a few people?
• 1:27:34
  Send us some nice people? Do you mind?
• 1:27:36
  But we always take people from Somalia, places that are a
• 1:27:39
  disaster, right? Filthy, dirty, disgusting and
• 1:27:42
  ridden with crime. The only good thing, the only
• 1:27:46
  thing they're good at, is going after ships, Trump said as he
• 1:27:51
  addressed. Well then, then.
• 1:27:54
  Then recruit them bro. Then recruit them.
• 1:27:56
  The speech was built as an. Event to sell his economic
• 1:27:59
  agenda but quickly devolved into a campaign style speech filled
• 1:28:02
  with derogatory insults. He specifically took Lehman
• 1:28:06
  Omar, a Somalian American who represents Minnesota.
• 1:28:10
  He appeared to purposefully mispronounce her name and
• 1:28:12
  referred to her Omar's hijab as a turban.
• 1:28:16
  I love her. She comes in, does nothing but
• 1:28:19
  bitch. She's always, she's always
• 1:28:21
  complaining. She comes from a country where,
• 1:28:24
  I mean, it's considered one of the worst in the in worst
• 1:28:27
  countries in the world. It's considered about the worst
• 1:28:29
  country in the world, right? She should get the hell out.
• 1:28:32
  Throw her out, throw her the hell out.
• 1:28:34
  Trump said his supporters then launched and to send her back
• 1:28:37
  chance about the congresswoman who's an American citizen.
• 1:28:41
  She responded with comments. He said that she like she
• 1:28:43
  married her brother. He was saying all sorts of crazy
• 1:28:46
  shit. Trump's obsession with me is
• 1:28:48
  beyond weird. He needs serious help.
• 1:28:50
  Since he has no economic policies to tout, he's resorting
• 1:28:53
  to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.
• 1:28:56
  He continues to be a national embarrassment.
• 1:28:58
  Trump on Tuesday also recalled a 2018 meeting in which he told a
• 1:29:03
  group of senators behind closed doors that the US shouldn't
• 1:29:06
  accept immigrants from shithole countries like Haiti.
• 1:29:09
  When it was reported at the time, Trump himself flatly
• 1:29:12
  denied using the expletive. Never said anything derogatory
• 1:29:16
  about Haitians other than Haiti is obviously a very poor,
• 1:29:20
  troubled country. What about that they eat?
• 1:29:22
  Dogs. ABC reported that in 2018, the
• 1:29:25
  meeting with the senators, Trump expressed frustration over the
• 1:29:28
  visa lottery program and asked those in the room why they would
• 1:29:32
  want people from Haiti, Africa and other shithole countries
• 1:29:35
  coming to the United States and his denial.
• 1:29:38
  Then Trump accused Democrats in the meeting of making up
• 1:29:40
  comments attributed to him and that he should probably record
• 1:29:43
  future meetings. Notably, the president back then
• 1:29:46
  did not deny. He suggested that America
• 1:29:49
  shouldn't admit more immigrants from places that he's didn't
• 1:29:54
  deny that. He suggested that they should
• 1:29:55
  admit more people from places like Norway, comments that were
• 1:29:59
  confirmed by multiple sources with direct knowledge to these
• 1:30:02
  conversations. I didn't say shithole.
• 1:30:05
  You did, Trump quipped. Remember I said I said that to
• 1:30:08
  the senators. They came in the Democrats.
• 1:30:11
  They wanted to be biparty. No shithole, you're the.
• 1:30:13
  Shithole. So they came in they.
• 1:30:15
  Said This is totally off record. Nothing mentioned here.
• 1:30:18
  We're going to be honest because our country was going to hell.
• 1:30:23
  And we had a meeting and I would.
• 1:30:24
  Say it is the way. Why is it we?
• 1:30:27
  Why is it we only take people from shit hole countries?
• 1:30:29
  Why? Why can't we take people from
• 1:30:31
  nowhere? Sweden.
• 1:30:31
  Just a few. Let's have a few from Denmark.
• 1:30:34
  Do you mind sending us a few people?
• 1:30:36
  Dude like he's and then he said something about black people.
• 1:30:42
  He was like blacks or my blacks. I had the largest black turn out
• 1:30:48
  in American history. Not true.
• 1:30:50
  And, and he's like, 'cause they, you know, the blacks knew they
• 1:30:53
  were being scammed. And black, black, if anybody
• 1:30:56
  knows when they're being scammed, it's black people.
• 1:31:02
  He's like, you know, you're saying.
• 1:31:03
  I tried to scam him many a times either you're saying that that
• 1:31:08
  we're easily. Scammed or that we're scamming
• 1:31:11
  people like I don't get it is is that that's like that's like
• 1:31:14
  when he. Was with Erdogan from Turkey and
• 1:31:18
  he was talking about how his election was stolen.
• 1:31:20
  He's like this guy knows a lot about stealing elections.
• 1:31:22
  Yeah, he. Was like fuck.
• 1:31:25
  Bro how do you just catch a stray like that?
• 1:31:31
  I thought we were blacks, know A.
• 1:31:32
  Lot about scamming. Dude, that's crazy.
• 1:31:34
  That is why blacks know about. Being scammed.
• 1:31:36
  And then the saying the shithole country is disgusting.
• 1:31:39
  Filthy crime Ridge dude. My hair stylist growing.
• 1:31:41
  Up was her name was Sunny, she's from Somalia and she was the
• 1:31:44
  shit. Like come on, man.
• 1:31:46
  Yeah, I'm. He's really, he's going into
• 1:31:49
  like, just like crazy racist grandpa mode.
• 1:31:53
  Crazy. It is.
• 1:31:54
  It is wild. It is.
• 1:31:55
  Wild. Yeah, it's.
• 1:31:58
  It's like out of control, like he's I know and then we and then
• 1:32:02
  we. Expect this to like, conduct a
• 1:32:04
  war in Venezuela properly. Get the fuck out of here.
• 1:32:08
  He's just going. To be saying racist.
• 1:32:09
  Shit, the whole entire time we're at war.
• 1:32:11
  I know. Speaking of like, burrito
• 1:32:14
  mariachi songs, like, you know that's coming.
• 1:32:16
  Yeah. Oh.
• 1:32:20
  When he had Hakeem Jeffries. In the sombrero, does he make
• 1:32:23
  it? Does he make it the?
• 1:32:24
  Other three years, man, I don't. See how sustainable.
• 1:32:31
  But I mean, here we are, here we are, here we are 10 years later
• 1:32:34
  from him coming down the fucking escalator.
• 1:32:36
  Well, yeah, but I mean at least. Before he would like, now he's
• 1:32:39
  like, it's just wild. It's always been wild but it's
• 1:32:43
  reached such a point now that it's just it's wild AF.
• 1:32:47
  It's wild AF now. It's exhausting.
• 1:32:50
  It's not even like depressing anymore.
• 1:32:52
  It's just like you just shake my head at it.
• 1:32:55
  It's like what they said, like, well, to me, it's like the grot
• 1:32:57
  said about the New Times Roman. He's like, he's like, it's sad
• 1:33:01
  and it's hilarious. He's like, The thing is, it's
• 1:33:04
  like I. Have a feeling that we're in the
• 1:33:06
  calm before the storm did and like this is going to get it's
• 1:33:10
  going to go from like what the fuck to holy fuck.
• 1:33:15
  You think? Yeah.
• 1:33:17
  Because of the. Crimes are being.
• 1:33:19
  Committed and these guys don't want they can't get out of power
• 1:33:23
  or otherwise they're fucked. They're going to get backed into
• 1:33:27
  a corner, dude. And when you back these fools in
• 1:33:29
  a corners like that's when shit's going to go off the
• 1:33:31
  rails. And if we go to war in
• 1:33:33
  Venezuela, it's like it's going to be a problem.
• 1:33:36
  Do you think what? If Trump resigns.
• 1:33:40
  And then just pardons everybody. On his way out.
• 1:33:42
  He's going to pardon everybody on his way out regardless.
• 1:33:45
  True. I know, Stephen.
• 1:33:46
  Miller they're. All going to get pardons, I
• 1:33:50
  know, I'm just saying. You're just assuming he's on his
• 1:33:52
  way out. We've never had a president,
• 1:33:57
  like, joke around about a third term, dude.
• 1:34:00
  Yeah, but I don't think he didn't try to.
• 1:34:01
  Leave. He tried not.
• 1:34:02
  To leave the first time, yeah, but I don't think that.
• 1:34:05
  His I don't think. Physically, he'd be.
• 1:34:08
  Able to do a third term. No shit, no shit but.
• 1:34:12
  Like he doesn't. When does that ever stop them?
• 1:34:13
  Got a Weekend at Bernie's in? Like they did Biden weekend at
• 1:34:17
  Biden's, Yeah. They're they already are, kind
• 1:34:20
  of yeah. He sits in all of his.
• 1:34:24
  Press conferences. Now he doesn't really stand at
• 1:34:26
  all. Fucking falling asleep all the.
• 1:34:28
  Time all he's like dragging his. Foot constantly and all that
• 1:34:31
  weird shit. Yeah, dude, he's like, he's
• 1:34:33
  like. How Hitler like, you know, would
• 1:34:35
  like get injections of like speed in the morning from and
• 1:34:37
  then like and then heroin at night so he could sleep like
• 1:34:40
  we're like seconds away. Do those videos of him at like
• 1:34:42
  the. Olympics and he's just like
• 1:34:43
  rocking yeah dude, like we're. We're we're right there bro.
• 1:34:46
  Dude, he's tweaking hard. Bro think about like that kind.
• 1:34:50
  Of speed. That's the kind of speed I want
• 1:34:52
  to try, the Nazi speed. The Hitler injected.
• 1:34:55
  Speed pure, I don't know about that.
• 1:34:58
  Dude, you don't come back from that.
• 1:35:00
  That's all Stalingrad, but. You might, you might write
• 1:35:02
  Donald. Trump's second favorite book?
• 1:35:04
  Well, they were all on speed. In Stalingrad, like they put it
• 1:35:07
  in chocolate and then they told him how to eat it, like,
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  regularly. Yeah, well, that's the whole
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  thing about. They used to give like naval
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  kamikaze. Well, they used to get like.
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  They used to. We had the equivalent of that,
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  which was basically like they. They still do give it to.
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  Them and then in the first Trump term, they had a crazy amount of
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  people in the White House were getting prescriptions for the
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  speed that they give the fucking naval pilots and then also on
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  Xanax. So they're like, it was the same
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  fucking thing, the same combo. I get the combo, get up and
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  then. You got to like.
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  Crash for like 3 days. Take the Xanax speed balls.
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  One just counteracting the other.
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  That's insane. I know what else you got for us.
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  Sir, that's all I got. Meditate.
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  Shout out in. The city remember used.
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  To drive to you. Coming I pick up whenever you
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  call in the parking lot into someone like are you with me in
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  the phantom with the roof going. I pull up like Jimmy Luke, I
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  can't help you get a move on like you hard and I know.
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  You like to go. Slow, but we could go faster.
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  Tell me the password Slicey slicey to know what that means.
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  I'm coming up on you quickly. Loving nice things.
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  Slicey. Slice plenty of them trying to
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  get in the bed so I'm going to get slouched instead.
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  I know it's going to make. You.
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  Beg. What would I do?
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  What would I if I didn't love you baby?
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  What would I do if I didn't love you baby?
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  What would? I do what would.
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  I do if I didn't love you. Just want to.
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  Be the one that gave you what you want, riding around town
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  with your head down on us. I know you like it when I tell
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  you what you want. Keep you playing what you're
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  doing me no wrong. I can tell your friends you need
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  your mantra. I know, I know you like to go
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  slow, but we can go faster. Tell me the password on Slicey.
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  Slicey. You know what that means by
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  coming up on you quickly. I bring nice thing.
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  Yeah, baby. I bring nice things.
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  Like any other than trying to get in the bed.
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  So I'm. I get starched and steady.
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  I know a storm ate you there. Yeah.
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  What would I do? I love you, baby.
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  What would I do? I love you, baby.
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  Love. You.