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Episode 76: The Week In Politics · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Politics. Now, there's a funny one. You don't have much
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  Speaker 1: time to argue about policies when you're two hundred foot
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  Speaker 1: of a chimney. But if I were to ever run
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  Speaker 1: for election, I'd have a few policies in mine. All right,
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  Speaker 1: one more chimneys. I'd cut the vat on red bricks.
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  Speaker 1: Get building chimneys again, I'd say, not a bit, really
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  Speaker 1: cold and steam and red bricks. And after that, I
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  Speaker 1: don't have much more in mind. I'll see them.
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  Speaker 2: Tom, it's that time a year again. What have I
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  Speaker 2: got in my hand, buddy? That looks like some sort of.
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  Speaker 1: A uk that you'd be scratching yourself with? Facis it?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not. It is before I get into it.
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  Speaker 2: How are you all keeping your the Tom and Jerry show.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Jerry McBride, that's Tom, o'money. This is how we
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  Speaker 2: do things, just to chat chat. It is what I
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  Speaker 2: have in my hand that I'm showing Thomas, A little
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  Speaker 2: square piece of what what previously was a much bigger
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  Speaker 2: piece of like felt that you caught up into little
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  Speaker 2: squares and you stick it to the bottom of your
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  Speaker 2: legs of your chairs.
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  Speaker 1: Right right, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And Tom Here's what people don't do. They don't do
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  Speaker 2: what I do. Do what I do every year or
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  Speaker 2: earn about the same time, is I serve us all
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  Speaker 2: the chairs in the kitchen. I take off the felt
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  Speaker 2: off the bottom and sand it down real nice, stick
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  Speaker 2: on new ones for the year. Tighten up all the screws,
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  Speaker 2: make sure your evidence all koshore, making sure your everyden's
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  Speaker 2: all great, so that your chairs aren't loose or scraping
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  Speaker 2: on the ground or anything like that. There's people that
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  Speaker 2: just never do that. Put it on once and walk
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  Speaker 2: away from it.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what chair? I mean? If anybody's wondering,
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  Speaker 1: what is McBride from Manahan, is he? Yeah, yeah, there
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  Speaker 1: you go. That's the that man. Will have them chairs.
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  Speaker 1: He'll have them chairs till they'll be they'll fucking follow
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  Speaker 1: him into the ground, those chairs. Do you know what
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  Speaker 1: you're I have a thing, have it right.
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  Speaker 2: It's one thing that vexes me. It's a squeaky chair
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  Speaker 2: chair scraping on the ground between me and my patients.
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  Speaker 1: The ones in the kitchen, no hours, they're all in
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  Speaker 1: good order. I do it in the spring. I do
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  Speaker 1: it like February and they're still tight. There's still everyone
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  Speaker 1: in our bound now the ones and you'll see when
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  Speaker 1: you come down, you'll see the ones in the sitting
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  Speaker 1: room slash dining room. It's not that simple. Now they
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  Speaker 1: do they need they need new felt, the felt I
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  Speaker 1: put on them because these are I've think I've sent
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  Speaker 1: you thea.
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  Speaker 2: But you're a fresh in the house two times, so
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  Speaker 2: we're not gonna start.
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  Speaker 1: Does you mean to go on there? But anyway, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a fucking fully fledged farmer chair. They haven't actually left.
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  Speaker 1: I won't say they haven't broke out. They haven't gotten
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  Speaker 1: off the property in a week.
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  Speaker 2: The sorry, we moved from chairs to go to there.
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  Speaker 2: Look that's the way. That's the speed this podcast moves.
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  Speaker 1: We looked at getting a well, not getting but we
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  Speaker 1: looked at an Irish wolf found. How big do you
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  Speaker 1: think an Irish wolf found can get your Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Big? No, they're a big bass. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I thought i'd seen one and I figured I knew
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  Speaker 1: the size of it. Now I don't know how I
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  Speaker 1: shrunk since I saw or was this. We looked at
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  Speaker 1: what was known as the original breed. This is one
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  Speaker 1: of the clearest breeds in our This caunt could lick
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  Speaker 1: the back of my fucking head, and I turned around,
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  Speaker 1: I went, yeah, not having that that is that's too
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  Speaker 1: much animal that.
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  Speaker 2: Every now and then you just have to say to yourself,
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  Speaker 2: is that an Irish greyhound or a gray alpaca?
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  Speaker 1: Literally? This thing, I mean looked cool, gorgeous, but I
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  Speaker 1: mean we live in a forestre That thing will come
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  Speaker 1: back with half a fucking sitcre spruce stuck to its
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  Speaker 1: fucking back. There'll be a child stuck under its like
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  Speaker 1: it's and I mean, you'd have to explain it every time.
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  Speaker 1: Why this goliath is running at you and oh, don't worry,
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't bite, he doesn't bite, but he's ninety five gilos.
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  Speaker 1: If he fucking clips you, you're fucking breaking a hip. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Him biting me is the least of me worries. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this smash me into a wall is quite high on
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  Speaker 2: the list.
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  Speaker 1: Being lovable, even he could end up breaking your you know,
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  Speaker 1: your your sternum. Like, so yeah, that we gave that
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  Speaker 1: a miss. That's as far as as that goat is
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  Speaker 1: about as big as I'm going to get now, maybe
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  Speaker 1: a pig at some stage, but that's about as big
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  Speaker 1: as I'm going to get with I can't I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I'm not that guy.
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  Speaker 2: You're not that guy. Trust me, buddy, You're not that guy.
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  Speaker 2: That is it, Tom, I have no other wild crack
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  Speaker 2: for you.
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  Speaker 1: You get a haircut, you look tidy.
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  Speaker 2: Got a haircut today? Yeah, yeah, you look.
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  Speaker 1: Tidy, well done. I'm I'm ould and disheveled. Look and
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  Speaker 1: it's grown in all directions.
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  Speaker 2: But I got a haircut today for all the good
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  Speaker 2: it will do me now, because I spent my whole
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  Speaker 2: day getting absolutely rinsed online by I attracted the wrong
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  Speaker 2: people into a comment.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, but I want you know what, I won't.
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  Speaker 2: Say the wrong people.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, Jerry, you are a fucking professional at Twitter,
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  Speaker 1: at online. You know exactly what you're writing, and you.
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  Speaker 2: Honest to God, every now and then, I'm like, don't
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  Speaker 2: post that because you know the fucking head the balls
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  Speaker 2: is gonna come after.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't go after the cyclist, did you. No?
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  Speaker 2: No, quite quite similar, several degrees removed, Tom, And you
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  Speaker 2: just know what your mentions are going to look like
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  Speaker 2: for the rest of the day. And true enough, they
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  Speaker 2: were at me all day. I got to look this
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  Speaker 2: up for my profile picture on my receding hairline they
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  Speaker 2: were like Claude his bald head. What the can't we
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  Speaker 2: be friends here?
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  Speaker 1: But this is Twitter, it's the worst place ever.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I don't, I don't even reply it.
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  Speaker 1: But every now and you know, it's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Every now and then one of them will swing it
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  Speaker 2: thump and it'll be like, okay, you got me with
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  Speaker 2: that one.
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  Speaker 1: I just typed in Jerry and the two. Jerry's come
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  Speaker 1: up with the three Jerry, Tom and Jerry Show, Jeremy
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  Speaker 1: Bride and Jerry Adams. Well there you there you go.
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  Speaker 1: I want to speak. Can I guess? Can I guess?
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  Speaker 1: Which was? It?
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  Speaker 2: Was?
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  Speaker 1: It only one today? Well? Do you know what?
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  Speaker 2: They know? What we're going to do? Tom, We'll we'll
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  Speaker 2: save it for later on because it's it's a pretense
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  Speaker 2: to some of the segments we're doing down the line here.
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  Speaker 2: It was governmentally.
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  Speaker 1: Involved, okay, all right, right, right.
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  Speaker 2: As you can imagine. No, this was this wasn't people
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  Speaker 2: coming at me because I said board's custard wasn't nice?
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  Speaker 1: Like oh god, yeah, yeah, I could see people fucking.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I picked a good day to go get a
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  Speaker 2: Haircuft died for your fucking art to your tweets, This
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  Speaker 2: is suffer from your art. But you know what, that's
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  Speaker 2: what it is. You got to get out there time.
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  Speaker 2: You got to get stuck in the current affairs every
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  Speaker 2: now and then, and every now and then it comes
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  Speaker 2: to us, baby. We got to bring it out to
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  Speaker 2: the world. We got to talk about the big story
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  Speaker 2: of the week. We got to start this show with
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  Speaker 2: segment number one, the weekly what have you. This is
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  Speaker 2: a very complicated case, mad, You know, a lot of
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  Speaker 2: a lot of outs, a lot of what have you,
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  Speaker 2: and uh, a lot of strands to keep in my head.
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  Speaker 1: Man. Whenever I hear current affairs, did you ever see
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  Speaker 1: Gary Larson's fars out of a gallery? You know the
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  Speaker 1: way he does like wordplay with pictures and stuff like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like there's a fark on stage and just
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  Speaker 1: like yeaheah, yeah, take my wife works. And it's when
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  Speaker 1: I hear current affairs, I always imagine like, I'm, you know,
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  Speaker 1: a married current cheating with another current.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah two, Sultana's right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad you're on my Yeah, you're absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: There's the reason the reason this isn't the Tom and
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  Speaker 2: Finton podcast. You know what I mean, we fucking gel baby.
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  Speaker 1: So you can tamor anybody who tuned in for you know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe this on the in the hashtags or whatever. They're like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is a political podcast right up my stream, maybe
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  Speaker 1: Dave McWilliams Style's stuff, and you're tuning in those two
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  Speaker 1: talking about Raisins and Sultana's right.
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  Speaker 2: This is you know, we're not a political podcast, although
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  Speaker 2: I will say Tom this week for the Weekly what
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  Speaker 2: have you, and indeed, spoiler layer going forward for the
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  Speaker 2: rest of the show, this might be about as political
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  Speaker 2: as we've ever got because we're in a very political
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  Speaker 2: climate at the minute. As we record tonight on Monday,
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  Speaker 2: Budget twenty twenty six is about to kick off tomorrow,
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  Speaker 2: and that is that is the That is the Weekly
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  Speaker 2: what have you of this week, ladies and gentlemen. It
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  Speaker 2: is the budget is landing tomorrow, which I always it
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  Speaker 2: always strikes fear in my heart, Tom since I was wee,
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  Speaker 2: because I remember when I was like little did canceled
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  Speaker 2: the den on budget Day?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the biggest effect for the longest time.
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  Speaker 1: I never bothered my.
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  Speaker 2: Whole no, because it wasn't it was you know.
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  Speaker 1: It's like shouting at the rain.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, all right, I don't know what. Yeah, things
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  Speaker 2: go up, things go down, I don't know. But then,
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  Speaker 2: of course, as life rolls on, it became more about missing.
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  Speaker 2: It became less about oh, I'm missing the turtles for
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  Speaker 2: this shit, and more, oh, okay, well, I guess I
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  Speaker 2: will never financially recover from this.
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  Speaker 1: In the market words of Joe exactly.
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  Speaker 2: But it is as I as we record it, we
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  Speaker 2: don't know what they're going to say tomorrow, although like
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  Speaker 2: we have a fair idea tom because here's I thought
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  Speaker 2: these things were like shrouded in secrecy. It's fairly common
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  Speaker 2: knowledge what's given in this budget.
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  Speaker 1: It would seem there was something. There was definitely a
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  Speaker 1: spy in the camp. It would seem much like you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's sports where they have the team picked the day
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  Speaker 1: before and they're like, how did they find out?
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  Speaker 2: It's well, you're giving it away.
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  Speaker 1: But some of them things like I know the agriculture
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  Speaker 1: one was settled, that's right, the farmers, and a lot
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  Speaker 1: of a lot of it is like well and this
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  Speaker 1: is this is.
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  Speaker 2: Long, just long, just stating and it's gonna happen tomorrow,
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  Speaker 2: so on and so forth. You know what I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to tell you something tells me, Tom that the rich
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  Speaker 2: people in this country are going to get richer and
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  Speaker 2: the poor people are going to.
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  Speaker 1: Be and diesel and booze always goes up, It always
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  Speaker 1: goes up.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you it's.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're right, the rich like listen, you know what
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  Speaker 1: you know, we know that it works.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so so, but hey, prove us wrong. Maybe by
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  Speaker 2: the time this podcast lands in your news feeds on
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  Speaker 2: toursday morning, we will be eating humble pie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, doubt doubt.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes me I'll be eating humble pie and be paying
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  Speaker 2: quite a lot of money for.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, I mean yeah, And we ain't getting into
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  Speaker 1: all the things they're squandering money on. But we're going
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  Speaker 1: to take a slightly different view of it in that year.
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  Speaker 1: It is what it is. Let's there's no point in
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  Speaker 1: fucking gribbing about it, much like as a shout at
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  Speaker 1: the fucking rain. We're going to take a look at
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  Speaker 1: what we if we could with a magic wand and
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  Speaker 1: what we would possibly x or hike in the way
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  Speaker 1: of the taxation or social care things that would be
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  Speaker 1: given out to.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, Tom, it's it's it's it's it's the way A
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  Speaker 2: lot of things should be. Let Tom and Jerry at
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  Speaker 2: it for the oncet I.
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  Speaker 1: I honestly, I genuinely think a hell of a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people would be behind it. They go, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: fuck it? You can you can hang your shirt on
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  Speaker 1: those two lets, that's all I know. You can hang
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  Speaker 1: your hat in those two leads.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's the It's the Tom and Jerry Budget twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty six. Ladies and gentlemen. A lot of this is
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  Speaker 2: quite unworkable.
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  Speaker 1: Oh listen, I have one at the top that is
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  Speaker 1: absolutely impossible to work. But well let's let's let's let's
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  Speaker 1: let's let's let's hear.
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  Speaker 2: What you got buddy. We we came up with a
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  Speaker 2: couple of these over the course of the day. I
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  Speaker 2: haven't heard Toms, he hasn't heard mine, listen.
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  Speaker 1: So first up for me. I obviously it's all about
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  Speaker 1: money and everything else. But you know, sometimes there are
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  Speaker 1: new laws and new regulations implied and things like that.
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  Speaker 1: And during a budget that I suppose would pertain to
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  Speaker 1: different different spending, put different ways, but built into the budget,
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  Speaker 1: I would like to see a new reform in justice
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  Speaker 1: and and that would be for any person caught by
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  Speaker 1: either one or more person views it sees it witnesses it.
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  Speaker 1: Where a member of the public steps through a way
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  Speaker 1: that you were following through and they come to it
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  Speaker 1: grinding stop to check their phone, forcing everybody else to
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  Speaker 1: walk into the fucking back of them without stepping to
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  Speaker 1: the side. That has to be punishable by Okay, if
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  Speaker 1: it's monetary fair enough, it has to be fee I
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  Speaker 1: personally would think justice should be allowed to with that
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  Speaker 1: there and then by having a size ten hammered up
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  Speaker 1: your fucking hole.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you, I'll tell you a good way, a
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  Speaker 2: good way of implementing that. Tom we want like we
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  Speaker 2: want like a an M fifty toll bridge system. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 2: whereby a toll is applied to you going through a door,
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  Speaker 2: but you can avoid this toll by moving swiftly through.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, now you're talking. That's Jesus christol. This is what
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: you call spitball and round table. We've worked it out
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  Speaker 1: in two moves.
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  Speaker 2: We've worked out so if you move through it at
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  Speaker 2: pace as a normal natural pace, then okay, you don't
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  Speaker 2: get charged. But if you loiter in a doorway whatsoever
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  Speaker 2: for two to three seconds, shall we say Yeah, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: let's not be able tost. Some people just can't handle doors. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: two to three seconds should get you through any fucking
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  Speaker 2: natural door in this world. If not, bo eurofine, one
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  Speaker 2: hundred percent, one hundred percent. I agree with you with
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  Speaker 2: every subsequent defense, and I think we could.
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  Speaker 1: We could, We could definitely. I think if there's one
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  Speaker 1: man that's going to implement this for us, at least
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  Speaker 1: on a tester basis, would be Michael O'Leary. He's such
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  Speaker 1: a ballocks. He would give it. He'd give it a goal,
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  Speaker 1: he'd give it a goal where he'd put and then
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  Speaker 1: he'd do it for us any place in a round
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  Speaker 1: like the boarding the boarding areas in Dublin Airport, just
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  Speaker 1: exactly as Jerry said. You're all good in the hood
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  Speaker 1: if you stroll through, ye, but you dander me and
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  Speaker 1: light or fuck around in any which way in the
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  Speaker 1: in proceeding immediately after, or even worse again, in the
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  Speaker 1: actual doorframe you stand there checking your phone or just
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  Speaker 1: fucking scratching your for your wallet or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Coming out of the fucking way at the road.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna call it to get out the road tax
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  Speaker 2: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: I like this, get out the fucking road tax. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I love that. I love that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it might for you Tom here now that
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  Speaker 2: that that you might might work in Tannem with this,
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  Speaker 2: I think a lot of a lot of our new
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  Speaker 2: tax incentives here, Tom, will just aid the general fabric
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  Speaker 2: of society, the coming and going over, and these are
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  Speaker 2: a lot of these will bring about reforms with things
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  Speaker 2: that we have lost down through the years. I want
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: to see a tax incentive for people to abandon smartphones
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  Speaker 2: in favor of old knockia thirty three times. Oh I
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  Speaker 2: like that. Okay, great, great as they call it. I
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  Speaker 2: want like zero percent that on an old non smartphone.
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  Speaker 1: That fucking brilliant free.
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  Speaker 2: Text message and calls from that device for whoms whoever
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  Speaker 2: should use it.
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  Speaker 1: So from what phone back? Are we allowing them a BlackBerry?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm talking about a touch button phone, not a
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  Speaker 2: touchscreen phone. A touch button phone that we can make
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: and receive calls, write, send and receive text messages.
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  Speaker 1: No cameras, no, no, no, no no. So this is
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: everything you need to stay in touch with the wide
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: early world around you while in and out on the day.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Maybe I might allow an email on it, Tom, Okay, Mmmm.
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  Speaker 2: Go home for that, go to work for that, exactly,
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  Speaker 2: go home for that. All right. So it takes the
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  Speaker 2: smartphone out of your hand during the day because I
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  Speaker 2: think it's just polluting your fucking brain. I'm sorry, be
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: alone with your thoughts every now and then. This thing
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  Speaker 2: does not play music. This thing does not play games.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: So number one, you're not going to be lighter than indoors,
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  Speaker 2: as much as one would hope. Number two, you're not
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: going to be playing podcasts out loud on the train.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: We love every fucking single listener of the Tom and
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Jay Show, but I swear to God, if you're listening
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  Speaker 2: to this podcast on a train out loud, out loud,
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah good, good saved, Yeah, out loud. If you listening
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: to this without headphones on the train, we disavowe.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: You have left the church. Yeah, sorry, you're left the church,
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Tama Jerry.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: But I want it. I want it, I want it,
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: and nobody will do that unless they're paid to do it.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: I'm going to give you free use of a non smartphone,
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: zero percent on the purchase of it, and free use
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: of it for life if you just swap back what
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: it was fifteen years ago, baby, and the amazing thing
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: is like with the sixty two ten, remember the Goldie one.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: It is a kind of a long shark shaped one.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: I swear to God that think get a reception down
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: down like three meters into an manhole. It could still
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: get a reception like the battery. The battery would last
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: from Monday to Of all the phones that I've ever
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: seen in my life, can you imagine the amounted them
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: that hospitals had to dig out of our us?
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Do you know what? It did? Have a bit of
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: a felic go about it?
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I never he thought about it like that. But yeah,
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: now did you mention?
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: I dropped I tell you one thing, and they were
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: a tough one too. I dropped it off. It fell
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: out of the top pocket. Uh maybe two floors up
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: and j C B load all drove over and it
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: was still working with it. Oh yeah, crack back, cracked
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: fro front didn't make a difference. It struggled on for
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: another six months and not a bother to it.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: And that was the JCB.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: How was the phone?
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: What else have you got for me?
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I this I'm gonna kick it into into actual things
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: that maybe this is just an honorary shout that finally,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: for once, could we maybe maybe so that we could
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: be up there with jugglers and fucking people that dance
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: with bears, could stand up comedy be finely recognized as
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: a fucking art form. He absolute bastards. I know we're
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: the merchants of free speech and that's what you've writened of,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: but there.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Is I know it's a political segment, but we're not
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: a political podcast. There this is an actual thing.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I know, I know it's an actual thing. It's an
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: actual thing, and I didn't mean to put it, but
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: it was like Jesus wept Christ Christ the world when
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: you're because they have an art an artist's incentive scheme,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: oh way would I ever win the lottery to be
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: on it or anything like that. But at the same
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: time you're like, wells, humbody, could do you know that
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: kind of way? Like it would at the very least,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, it doesn't have to be
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: text like a plumber like you could.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, is it too?
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: You know? At the same time, you go, come on,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: come on, if it's not art, what is it like?
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean, I know it's not art,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: what is it like?
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: What is it. That's the I mean, people you can
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: poop out and go, i know, fly for like you
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: have you fucking don't you you haven't seen stand up
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: if you ain't, if you haven't seen it. But my
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: argument being is like, well, if it isn't art, what
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: is it? But on the list, if you want to
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: go look at the qualub what qualifies as a juggler,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: a clown?
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: How are we not clowns?
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: An architect? An architect? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah. And there's a rake commandent. You're like, what
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: but they're all let's say they all have merrier. To
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: be honest, you would assume stand up comedy and let's
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: you know, in proven schedules. Yeah, you know, let him
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: in there. Let him in there. If they're letting s
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: in there, let him in there. I do believe it
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: is time to find it. And I want to give
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: an honorable shout out to Elish McCart. She's a good
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: stand up. She has been postioned like she she knows
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: her stuff because she's obviously involved law. She has you know,
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: she's been petitioned. This for age has got a huge
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: amount of signatures and stuff like that. Still still not
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: being given anything. I had at once mentioned I was.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I rescued. I rescued Artie from being shamed. One time, Jerry,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: I was a politician, had come to a gig of
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: mine in care and he came up to me afterwards
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: as I'm winding up the cables and whatnot, you know
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: what I mean, the classy side of it, and he's
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: just this, this, this is fucking brilliant. I've never this this.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: This has to be a thing that's said, you're wasting
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: your time. Glad you enjoyed your night, Go have a drink.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: And he's like, no, no, no, no no, I'm going
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: to petition, he says in the IRAQS, I'm going to
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: petition the Minister of Arts to qualify this so you
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: can There has to be something to stand up comedy
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: throughout the country. And I said, I want to see
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: your eyes when you say that to her, because I
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: will promise you, if you've ever been turned down by
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: a woman to go on a date, that's what the
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: look is going to look like. And I walked into
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Do the Lately warm up the following Friday, and the
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: IRACTA support had been our Iracta's TV had been on
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: for like five hours, Rinse and ORTI for like spending
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: five grand of flip flops and stuff like that. They're
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: all sitting in the green room going for fox sake,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: and then it just just before I walked in, he goes, sorry,
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: can I break this? Politician goes sorry, can I break
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: the Trendford Evening and just actually lighting the mood of
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: small But I'd like to mention a guy called Tomo Man,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: he's a comedian, and you mentioned the whole thing. I went,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: and we really need to look in to bring a
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: stand up to the rural society, rural society and stuff.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: And you could literally exactly what I said. You know
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: that blinking look that you'll get from somebody that isn't
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: going on the date with you but they don't want
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: to break your heart. She kind of went, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Should we have your email there anyway? Minister,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: And there was a whole pile of fucking no.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Well, listen, that is the Tom and Jerry budget for
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: twenty twenty six. A couple of a couple of little
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: nuggets in there that if they want to throw them
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: in by all means, I mean that team show up
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: in the budget tomorrow, Tom, maybe don't vote for this
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: share or bastards again.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I yeah, And I would imagine if they gave us
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: the option to run that template that we just ran
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: over just two particular items there, I think we probably
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: all of them start looking quite like what you I mean,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: why what you people? Be happy? I reckon, happier will
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: be your budget if they let us rip at all
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's what we could do. That's that's
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: what we could do on like twelve minutes on a
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: podcast segment, like you know, think, oh, we could do
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: what the fucking if we were president? Tom?
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Oh my god?
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, speaking of which, by the way, now, speaking
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: speaking of that lofty role, I think at the time
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: to move on to the segment two of the show, Tom,
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: we got to talk about this lad. Yeah. And then
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: there were there were there were people that feared that
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: this would be a boring presidential election that we were
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: heading into. Tom. There was a lot of curious people
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: throwing their hat in the ring there. A couple of
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: weeks ago we had the McGregor throwing his hat in
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: the ring Shared and little fucking Too has thrown his
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: hat in the ring, and it was like, what is this,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: what is this going to look like? This is this
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: is going to be like a couple of years ago
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: when it was Martin McInnis and all the lads from
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Dragons Dragons then and there was like eight lads up
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: on the day set the fucking debates, and then it
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: filtered down the president'sential election filtered down to Jim Gavin
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: head Their Humphreys and Catherine Conney, and everyone was like,
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: that's kind of born now at this stage. And Jim
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Gavin said.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Because you know what, like there's something in like there's media.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: It makes money right as you well know, media makes
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: money by talking, and there's like there'll be no interest
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: in it if you had three or four perfect candidates,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: three or four more Michael D. Higgins, do you know
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: what I mean?
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: No good even at this they've got like three people that,
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: with respect to their friends in the media, they're doing
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: their best to dig up dirt. And that's what I mean,
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: precious little. And it's just like, well, I suppose this person,
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: uh had no tax in their car.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: They don't. You see, they don't have the budget to
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: bring in the real murderers. Row flicks quality that Americas right, No, exactly,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I've no doubt that Kamala Harris and fucking Trump are
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: actually two boring fuckers, do you know what I mean?
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: But brilliantly put together and editor and laid down a road,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Unashamed interviewers were WrestleMania, baby put the that's all it is.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: But we don't have that kind of budget. And also
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: the presidential role in Ireland kind of is nothing.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: In respect. Get the handshake and roll.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: You're standing behind the Lee McCarty and Sam maguire, well
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: not September anymore, in July for the the All Ireland
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: and then you shake hands with the rugby players and
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: I suppose you judge a few poetry competitions after.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: That, and the Gashka Children's Award whatever it might be.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: We were looking and they were trying to rinse in
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: on everybody. Want what's the name Katine Connolly? She she
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I mean in a bit of drama there. She did
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: have a provo on the books. It would seem she
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: was going around right, okay, the other one then Humphreys,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: They were cribbin Is it gonna be all right that
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: your husband's an Orange man.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: She's like, never mind, be do you want a United
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Ireland have a orange man in the inn one way
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: or another.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: If you're gonna have a tangle Twister, you're gonna have
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: a few colors in there.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: But then this Jim Gavin was just.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Like the Golden Boy, like you know, Job Wyatt popping along,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: do you know? I mean they did absolutely Bernie Sanders,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: fucking Billy Billy wat's his name from Cork to slip
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: this guy in because Billy Keller. They absolutely Bernie Sanders.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: And then they brought this guy in. They were like,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: this guy, bring in some votes. He's won some All
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Irelands and ship and he sounds like him. Come on,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: he says, not for he's a man. Yeah, yeah, they
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: were but that, but you could see what they're doing
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: to like, well he'll get the popular vote because you
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: know he's on Ireland medals in the art spot.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: That it really drilled down into how this lad became
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: this lad. But like he won a bunch of All
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Ireland medals for Dublin.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Think they overestimate how much the other thirty one counties
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: in this country cheer leaded him on while he was
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: doing that. Yeah, I think you'll find that the pendulum
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: was quite the other end of the tik tok on that. Nevertheless,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: they were like, yeah, five a year old Jim Galvin.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Everybody loves the Dublin g football team. Get him out there. Now.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: As we record this, it's Monday, and a week is
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: a long time in politics, So I have no idea
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: what will have happened between now and this thing drops
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: on tour trip. But I can tell you what happened
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: between now and yesterday. It was revealed that Jim Gavin
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: presidential candidate, former landlord, received payments from an ex tenant.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: So the ex tenant, I guess forgot to cancel the
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: direct debit or some which I didn't really read into it.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Ex tenant forgot to cancel his direct debitta or was
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: goosed by the bank, or you know, I need you
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: to send me a rye ban or whatever the fuck
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: it was. And he paid Jim Gavin three thousand, three
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: hundred euros over you know, but yeah, he had no
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: reason to get him, Jim. Jim Gavin had three thousand,
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: three hundred euros all of his money, he said, Jim,
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: he got like three thousand, three hundred euros, and Jim
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: ghosted him. Yeah, and Jim never called him back. And
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: this dude who was expecting I keep saying, dude, this
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: family who were expecting a baby at the time, and
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: chasing him for this three thousand, three hundred euro chased
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: him forward to the point where Gavin just ghosted them,
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: to the point where they were like, well, I guess
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: that's three thousand, three hundred euros we're never going to
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: see again. Bless yourself and go on about your business.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: And then sixteen years later, six or eight and whatever
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: the fuck it was. Years later, you look on your TV.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: And here's the son of a bitch fun for president.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, straight onto, Hello, humbards man, whoever you are, can
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: you just can you just write this down? Jim Gavin
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: os me three and a half grand. He was three
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: and a half grand. Jim Gavin, when pressed upon this,
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: was have you ever seen a man himself as much
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: as you've seen this guy just dumbfunck himself out of
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: a presidential race.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: One he lit. You could hear the walls of Babylon
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: closing on that guy, Like, I mean, that was it.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: It was just you could hear him.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Remember this what you could hear was, you know, like
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: almost it'd be something like he's in the room, but
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: his Homer Simpson brain shuts the door behind him and
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: runs away. Do you know what I saw in that?
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Years ago, I worked with this fucking cowboy right of
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: a builder and we were in this It was a
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: it was a big building he was building for this company,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: and I only just I was just giving a hand.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: I was just jumping on board for a couple of weeks.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: And he said, can you come along to this meeting
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: with me. I'm like, yeah, no problem. And the engineers,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: the Arctics had all been through it, and there was
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: this Jim Gavin moment. Right, this guy was the biggest
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: chancer you've ever fucking met. Nice guy, but chancer. And
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: they're going through the drawing and they said, by the way,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: we'll call him Brendan for now. Right, Brendan, we noticed
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: that this beam here from the Arctics, from the engineers,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: that's not there. Why is that not there? And he went, ah,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: the reason is. Genuinely in front of a room like
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: four or five men, he went, the reason is and
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: he walked straight past me, and he fucking barely knew
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: this guy walked straight out to the office door closed it,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: ran down the steps, jumped in the fan of droveway
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: And that was at Jim Gavin moment. I was like,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: he is just short. I've just gone straightened up his
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: tight thank you.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's walking out the window. Yeah, they got Jim
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Gavin in what can only be described as a Columbo moment. Yeah,
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: you know, he Jim Gavin had gone up. And with
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: respect to Jim Gavin and his accomplishments in life, he
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: had a hell of a bad week last week. He
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: was like he was he was starring in drone footage
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: with drones flown in no fly zones. Yeah, and he
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: his ex military would have known that there was no
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: call for a drone to be, no legal reason for
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: a drone to be flown around him. And they were like, Jim,
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: what do you say to the fact that there was
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: a drone flying five ft in front of your face
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: film when all this was going on, And he turned
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: around and said, I didn't cure it.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't walking things like sounds like a thousand bees.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Like okay, So there was a lot of this shit
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: going on. But at the same time, I was like well,
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: he's lying his ass off, so fair play. Maybe he
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: has what it takes to be a pheno fall policy, yeah,
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: I say, but they got him at the the bet
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: and it was a real sort of moment like in
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Colombo Wars, like just one more thing, mister Kevin.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, love it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Do you go three and a half grand to a
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: tent that you had six or eight years ago and
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: you could just see him?
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I do?
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: You come to find out? I do? And he him
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: than he had, and he riddled and he reeled around
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: the place until eventually something happened on Sunday night, whether
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: you know where he came from, and said, we can't
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: fucking have this gym? Is there anything else common? That's
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: the one thing between now and it's hard to say,
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Tom Weeks a long time apologies, Yeah, is there anything
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: else common? Because this is fucking bad, but we can
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: probably make it go away or settle down a little
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: bit unless there's like more common.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I think the word on the street and there's no,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: we're not getting into it. But the word on the
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: street was there was much more solation.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Things to come. Well, let's see what let's see what
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: falls out over that let's not wildly speculated about it
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: just now, but let's let's see what comes out over
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: the week. But the man was like, you know, actually,
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: it's probably best if I just kind of back out here.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I totally I thought I put myself in that ex
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: tenant's shoes too. Number One, This motherfucker's there for years
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: in the public light anyway. He still owes me three
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: and a half grand and I I'll never forget I
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: had a landlord. It's like a fucking me stories all
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: this evening, but it's just wrung so true with me.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: I could put myself in that person's We were I
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: was living in a house that was owned by a
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: well known we'll say shopkeeper in Cork and he he
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: had so many properties. When I left that property, left
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: it perfectly. I've been cutting the lawn with my own lawn. Yeah,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I took my own norm with me, and he didn't
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: know whether he owned that lawnmore or he'd seen the
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: lawn being cut. And he had the neck to into
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: my side office because he bought a bunch of properties
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: off these people and belt me across the head with
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: the newspaper during the workday. This guy's fucking ego thought
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: he could do that, and to say, I went, you
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: have you've heard me use this phrase? I don't have
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: a I don't have like a few. It's a trip switch.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I broke. I came jump off the office chairs, I
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: broke the fucking chair behind me. I ran him straight
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: through the prefab fucking wall and stuck his head into
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: the fucking sink and was going to beat him to
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: death with the fucking kettle. I didn't even know who
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: did it to me. And then when I saw it,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: I went and the same gentleman again, don't have to
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: name him or anything. He had been shaking hands with
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: the Queen shortly previous to that, and he's kissing her arson.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: What a great guy he was, and he was all
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: over the television, what a great guy. And I've gone, No, No,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: that guy's a count.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: That's I'm gonna tell you one thing, Tamil will take
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: it off. I fucking know this guy.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Oh No, he's a cunt. He's a cunt. We had no,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: we had no nice words between each other.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Ever, Well, I gotta tell you, Okay, So here's something
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: I want to say before we go on, because like
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: we're not a political podcast. But you know, we kind
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: of hope we know right from wrong. Here's the thing
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: I want to say, Tom. People will say, oh, you
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: know what, three thousand, three hundred euros, three thousand, five
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: hundred euros, Like, you know, it's not like Jim gaffn
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: fucking robbed the bank. It's not like he did this,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: that and the other like it's it's on the scale
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: of things, on the scale of what has been stolen
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: from this country by his parliamentary party of choice. It's
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: small potatoes, buddy. Ah, Here's what I want to tell you, Tom, Right,
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: he didn't steal three thousand, three hundred euros, or indeed,
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: he didn't leave three thousand, three hundred euros resting in
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: his cart. Whatever fucking father way, father ted way he
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: wants to use to spin his way out of this.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Right you took When you take money from somebody that
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: doesn't have money, you're taking awful lot more than the
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: value of the money you take.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Does that make any sense to unbelieve this makes sense? Yeah?
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, he is there like he was taking three
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: point three million off somebody who was It's worse than that,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: because if if you somebody can give you three point
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: three million by accident because an overdrawn direct debit, then
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: they can aford till buy the dinner next week. But
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: if you take two months worth of rent and go,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: you don't go, oh Jesus, like, it's not like a
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: dispute of a product. They accidentally gave it to you
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: because of the overdraft and no doubt or the standing order.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: They accidentally gave it to you, so you didn't fucking
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: earn it. You didn't give him a product or service
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: as a result of it, So you fucking should go
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: down your hands and knees and got guys, Jesus, what
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: do you do? And your crazy sons of bitches, let
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: me transit transfer straight back? Best to look to the
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: two or.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: To the three or whatever, you know what I mean,
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: unless you just want to keep that money, you have
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: no intention whatever giving a pack.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: How do you tell you what it is when you
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: have that profile? Even back then, how do you not
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: settle it? When you have that profile?
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Do you know you don't know what was taken from
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: these people? Because you'll never know the impact that three
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: thousand euros would have on somebody that needed it. Like
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: I can point exactly the situations where I needed to
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: drop five hundred euro on the car twenty years ago,
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: and you say yourself, well was five hundred euros? Yeah,
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: but that meant that maybe you didn't get to go
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: on holders with the lads, or do you know what
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: I mean? You you worried that much about it, you
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: didn't do as well that's cool as you would have done,
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: or it borrowed your mind and you had a row
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: with the woman at the time, and blah blah blah,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: all this kind of cracking on. You know, it stressed
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: you out that much that there was knock going one
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: effects that I dare say for a lot of people
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: to lose that kind of money. And now when it
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: comes to light that that a child you along the
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: way as well, like needed three grand more than Jim
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: fucking Gavin needed it. I'll tell you that much I
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: was in it.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: I was kind of going, well, let's give in the better,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: no doubt. What's he gonna say. Is you gonna say, well,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: it was actually the deposit and to be fair, they
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: left the place and shit or something like that.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Anything gym some means out of this buddy, he had.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Nothing for us. So he was just like it sounded
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: like pocket and he went, yeah, it was a really
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: hard time for me, Like what you just.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Took the three grand of wasn't just like.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: No doubt if it's in Dublin is where we're assumed
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: the property is in Dublin, right that It's not like
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: that was sitting either for two fucking months. It was
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: gone and.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: On the double for us, and you say nothing three grand,
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, Jim Gavin, Or it was a difficult financial
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: time for us. Yeah, your man over here, he wasn't
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: that that you took three and a half grand from
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: That wasn't his fucking hack money.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: So it was yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Normally, when we normally tell My Jerry Show, when we
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: get to this guy, we spin it around with something
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: funny and be like, oh, here's like you know who
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: you know? You know every now and then you just
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: have to go, you know, watch Jim Gavin. Yeah this
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: week this because you got fucking sprung rotten more than
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: I've ever seen a man sprung living memory.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: You know. And if anything tells you that he ain't
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: ready for politics is that he couldn't dance. He couldn't
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: do the dance. He just did it. Yeah, the fucking
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: breaks all seized up on him. Everything the fucking hinge
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: of block dropped out and me, fucking shit the bed
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: in front.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let the fucking door hitch on the art on
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: the way out, Jim. And if you don't mind taking
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: down a government or two while they're at a part,
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: we really greatly appreciate it. Now, Tom, let's go to
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: the third segment of the show. We look back on
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: things that we've seen through our life. It's called we
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Remember when when I.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Was a young lad twenty or thirty or forty.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Years ago, he told me them nine intros were getting
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: too long time.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: No, I like you jumped straight to it there it was, Honestly,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: there was a I don't know what it was, some
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: sort of fucking wildlife heat. I've spoke about it in
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: the past. We're in some sort of avatar fucking planet.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: The spiders are the biggest I've ever seen. The Harry
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Mollies or little horses of what have you caught him
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: the biggest I've ever.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Seen, but now can see Harry Molly's.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that thing was that just out
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: by the way. Did I get you one of these?
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: I have one of these pens for you. Oh, we
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: can't be very with the rubber arts. It's one of
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: the most fun things I've ever had. I know, there
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: was a beatle crawling across and I'm like, okay, all right,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: will you live here?
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Now? I suppose it's much like you know that that
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: was not paying your rent?
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: This this you brought this to my attention. But it's
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: been one. It's been one that has as I'm I
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: say this all the time, I can never buy the
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: fucking hype. I can never buy the hype. And it's
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: not like Indie guy either, like we can.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: We can never buy the hype because of what we've
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: lived through, buddys on this planet.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: This is the thing like and right now, I suppose
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: to jumping off point that we have on this is
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: that they all conquering. And is she the first billionaire
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: singer or whatever. I don't know. Celin Diana's probably a
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: billionaire two but and so then ye, but if she's
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: probably one of the I suppose from the purposes of this,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: but the current I think she wanted to work point
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: three billion or something. But our Taylor Swift, her latest album,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: it would seem would be right up there with something
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Jim Gavinoul turned out as flying crock as shit is
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: and all and sundery. I looked it up when you
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: talked about the reviews are hot gun.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing, you know, it's the latest and greatest,
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: the big hypo, the new Taylor Swift hand looking coming
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: out and you can replace Taylor Swift with anything, okay,
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: But she just so happens to be getting it this
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: week that she came out with her new album, and
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: literally two men, indeed a woman, every single person that
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: I've listened to says this is the crazy shit they've
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: ever sipped through in their life. Hardcore Taylor Swift fans,
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: which normally are people you don't draw upon yourself. I mean,
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: she wanted to hear what they said about my hairline
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: online today, but hardcore Taylor Swift fans do not let
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: you say anything. Battery tailors, Shrift and even they are
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: saying this one's ship should have left this when the
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: drafts their love and myself and Tom don't have much
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: skin in the game as far as is concerned. But
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: as we said at the start of the segment, this
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: is not news to us. We've seen this happen a
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: thousand times in the last forty years, or something comes
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: along and it's going to be the big I am,
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: and it turns out not to be so No.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's it's what they call it this you know,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: it's not just musical, but it's the second second album
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: curse really, you know, or even even in a lot
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: of case there second one as Yeah.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: And I gotta tell you it's not just music either, Tom,
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: it's movies, games, oh, sporting events.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: How many of these remakes have ever been a huge success,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? These current you know, from
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: what they did to Ghostbusters for the love of God,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: do you.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Know what I mean? And and like there's a couple
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: of them where you can kind of see it coming,
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: you know, and you're like, I think there's going to
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: be a big by the Shed lads, but every now
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: and then some built up like it is going to
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: be the last word, And when you actually get it,
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: you see a lot of people looking very fucking humble.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Oh Jesus Christ, yeah, oh Christ. Yeah. Like I was
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: looking up the vhe at one British just one hit
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: wonders out of interest to see, you know what I mean?
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Really did they bang that you would you say, I've
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: expected much more out of them afterwards and number one
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: of all time from nineteen ninety six, and I would
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: have thought they would have gotten more of it, but
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: they're probably still cashing a check lost el Rio the
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: macarena where you know what I mean with that banger,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: like it's a banger, there's no two ways about it.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Whether you like it or not, you have to go
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: for kudos there like it was a I couldn't follow
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: it up, couldn't and didn't even attempt here, didn't even
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: attempt to you A few more like I mean, rubbishy
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: bits came out of them, all right, number four, right,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: said friend, you know what I mean that you won?
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Right, I'll tell you one that I sat down, I
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: was right in the middle of it, right. And these days,
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: with the benefit of hindsight, we can all look back
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: at and go like, yeah, that was shit. Why would
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: you have expected it to be any better? And I'm like, well,
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: there was reason to believe that this was gonna be
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: the next greatest and latest and the whole lot. And
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: that is the experience that the world had with Spider
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Man three. Oh Jesus Christ, you now they'd have to
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: come off the back at Spider Man one with Toby
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: maguire beloved by all Spider Man to you fuck me
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: even better. Oh my god, this is the latest and greatest,
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: winning new legions of Marvel fans the world over. This
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: thing is twenty years ago. And then Spider Man three
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: came out, and I remember I was just like, God,
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: this is just gonna be nothing, but net this is
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: just gonna be Spidery swinging through the sky is just
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: another wonderful adventure in the cinema opening night, fucking kids
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: dressed as Spider Man place going bananas. After seven minutes,
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: everybody got oddly.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Quiet because there was a hunderd sack of shit.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: And got to the end and everybody just looked at
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: each other, like, what the fuck just happened? Yeah, I
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: think it. We bit and we broke that daytime. I
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, okay, okay, this this is nothing's given.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: But I think we were pre emptied for a lot
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: of that, because even probably I think it was nearly
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: like a sigh up the things that were happening during
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: the eighties probably prior to us too, because they were
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: there was trying. There was a big effort to have
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: a big jump forward out of the sixties seventies, yes,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: which is what you know for a lot the home life.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: But that's all it was. It was pretty much the
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: same thing in Ireland and the UK. It was the
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: same thing the sixties and seventies and then the ages,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: just trying to no man, I'm different and things like
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: and I didn't see this only I was excited by
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: it was Smash, right. It was never going to make
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: it into my old one's house, like not, you hope,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: not a prayer. But my friend his dad was a
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: you know, a kind of an international singer and stuff,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: so they had trendy things would show up in the house.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean, and the other man need
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: to know who this is later on.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Folky music, you know what I mean. But you know,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: but at the same time we did very very well
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: known and stuff like that. But like they had multiple
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: phones around the house, you know, this kind of thing
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: like they had. But Smash landed on this one day
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: and I mean, like that the hype chair. I was
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: so pumpered. I'm like, well, put petetas fuck those youngs.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: They gotta grow on the ground, be washed, peel fucking
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: biled this stuff banging in the pot with some water
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: or whatever magic she's doing over there.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Soeign Jesus Christ.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't give this out to fucking starving pigs.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: Oh my.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: And they all sat around and wolfed down jer and
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I had to sit. They bought the hype. The whole
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: family bought the hype. Potatoes were think of the past.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: This ship in the box was the thing of the future.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: This was going to be the greatest thing ever. And
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: they were buying it. They were all sitting around schlurping it.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: And that's all you could do. You could drink this
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: stuff at all.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: I sat there all this daytime. I don't believe I've
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: ever knownly eaten smash. Maybe like it was saved to
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: be in a cavalry or some such and I just
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: don't know about it. But like, I don't believe I've
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: ever knownly eaten powdered potatoes.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I knowingly the one time, the one time, I lied,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I lied and said I'm not I've never been allergic
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: to anything in my life. I lied and said it
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: was allergic to it.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: This this is what, this is what happens every now
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: and then, Tom is you get this kind of Emperor's
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: New clothes. That's what hyped up so much comes to you.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: The brain gets blind to it, and it's just like,
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: I guess it's nice because I've been told a hundred
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: times it's going to be. And every now and then,
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: something so bad, such as the case with the Taylor
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Swift album we just listened to, it's so bad that
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: everybody just has to turn around and go like what
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: the fuck? Like that, most hardcore of fans can't even
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: stand over. And the most recent example of that that
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: I can point to is the last season of Game
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: of Thrones.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they that was sucking. The fag box
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: was near the empty. Uh, you're wrapping this up to
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: get down the shops before they close, you know what
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I mean? That they wrapped it up in like they
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: left themselves down so badly in COMPARI, but that happens
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: so many times where they're screw but don't have to do.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: How rare is it? Tom or even like the die
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: hard fans of Game, I've never heard a good words
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: out about that fucking finale. I've never heard like people
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: come back.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: And go like I did, like how she went.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: It's this, you know, and it's all I've heard is
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: like just weeping and national teeth.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Well, let's put Game of Thrones and say, okay, well
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: look at a full game of whatever sport. You won't
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: be in your you won't be in a purple patch
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: for the whole thing. So let's let them. Let's let
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: them have Game of Thrones. But when they went back
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: to the tit fucking for House of Dragons and they
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: were pulling on that pool other and all they got
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: was fucking cloud of cream and dust coming out of it.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: And they still have thought of they have made a
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: show like they had that strange look Conferner, that was
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: doctor Who for a while, right, weirdly for an extended
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: period of time, like well, if I want to watch porn,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I can just go watch porn. What is this fuck?
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you this, Tom, I watched as much
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Game of Thrones as any man going.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Well, I've watched it twice, right, I've watched it twice.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: And you see that House of the Dragon. I've never
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: even watched the trailer of it. I couldn't sit through
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: thirteen minutes because I my wife, the two of us combined,
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: we're looking at each other every thirty second a coome
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: will be turned it off? Will be turned it off? Well,
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: will we turned it off? Will we turn it off?
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Will we turn it will we turn it off? If
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: I was there, that's that's good. You've You've come through
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: the eye of the hype needle here Tommy, just like
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: you know good, I get.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I get.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: It's an important I think it's an important skill to
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: learn as a human being is to know when something
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: is no good, yeah, and react to cod I.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Mean we could point it out in the comedy world
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: and go, well that was great fucking marketing, because pull
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: the wool over all your fucking ideas. But you know,
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: I can I sicken you with something? Can I sick body?
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: So I want you to do something. Actually no, I'm first,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna send it to you. So people, I want
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: you to hear Jerry's disgust he shot among my in
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: real time. Right, consider your childhood, right, and like we
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: love the Dukes of Hazzard, right, yes, and such such
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: and like. The one thing that was I suppose the
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: one thing that tied a lot of these cool shows
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: together was probably watcher. What was the cool thing? The
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: title car? Yeah, the cool car? Now let's take the
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: cool car and let's stay this side of the Atlantic, right.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: What was the cool car from the seventies, seventies through
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: to the early eighties that every young in the eighties
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: thought was a class fucking car. It was our version
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: of a muscle.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Car, a muscle got gotta gotta gotta Yeah, as in
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: was featured on a TV show that we would have watched.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it would have definitely
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: featured a few TV shows popped up. Your dad might
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: have had one, you know.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: What I mean, like m I can't get play magnum
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: p I is red Ferrari.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well you're on the Red Ferrari. But well,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: let's say decided in rein went in touching distance you go, okay, okay, okay, yeah,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah. So let's let's let's pick let's pick one.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, yes, let's let's first example, pick one that was
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: built up in Belfast for example.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: That yeah, yeah, yeah, when you're on the right lines, right,
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: But there was no there was no nothing came post
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: right from that. It died where it was and that's that.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: But the Ford Capri, right, yes, okay, so you you
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: can you've got the FOURD Capri. The Mark one came
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: with its wingers down the halfway down, the bonnets cool
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: as fuck. Then the Ford you know, the Mark two,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: you know they but still a cool car, long bonn
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: at short tail. It represented what we had in the
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: way muscle cars. We've had nothing since to do it.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: And it's cool. Like I mean, it was no better.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: There was no you know, Mustang, but at the same
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: time it was it was cool.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: The Ford achievable muscle.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Now I'm going it was hype and high. I mean,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: the name was so strong, right, the name is so strong.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: It's like Cosworth who did their But you know what
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's up there with the biggest, like the Capri,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: the fucking the Capri. Right, I'm about to send you
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: They waited what maybe forty years to release the Capri,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: And if you're going to do that, Jer, you better
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: fucking get it fucking right. I've just sent you the
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: new Capri. Jer.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: This is the new Capri. Man? Is the is this
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: the is this the Is this the carhart of of
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Capriz these days? Jesus Christ, Tom, that's it, Jesus Mother Mary.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: That fucking this is what passes for Ford Capri here, Yeah,
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: it's with respect, With respect Tom, it looked click something
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: that I would drive with a spacious boot, and uh
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: yeah you know.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: But now in your forties with a family, that's what
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: you would drive, right, that's what you drive. You drop
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: the kids to fucking soccer, fucking drawing drawing class, whatever
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: the fuck? You know what I mean, You go visit
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Nana in that thing. But there has to be an ideology,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: there has to be a dream, There has to be
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: where I'm not saying you gotta do it every fucking Sunday,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: but sometimes, you know what I mean, fucking ar indoors
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: is giving you some or fucking just hadn't know if
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: the dog has given you shit. You just want to
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: fucking sit in and I crank a fucking you know
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: what I mean, Hell's bills are fucking entercend man and
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: you just fucking ram fucking go out the gate. Anything
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: with pride.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: I had to give it a week quick check there terminate,
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: But like where I would remember a Ford Capri from
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: and I had to check just make sure this wasn't
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: a fever dream that had That was del Boys sports car,
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: wasn't it?
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: You know? He did? Yes, he did have. Yeah, now
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: I do. I do think. I don't know if the
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Sweeney had him, but there was like there was a
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: few they showed up in a few or maybe Minder
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: had had a jag, I think did he.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: I think the Sweeney might have been driving Caprize.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: We can double check that because they did. Because I
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: think I think the new Sweeney as a throwback, they
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: had rs focuses, which were rapid focuses, you know, like
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: four hundred horsepower or three fifty horse power focuses. I
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: think that must mean their throwback that they needed rapid character.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I think they had. I think they had.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what they didn't have, Tom, they didn't
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: have this fucking shop and trolley on wheel. But they didn't.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: But that isn't that scandalous? Like and again I hope
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: you took the capri name, like and that's where you went.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Well with forty years down the road, guys, I guess
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: we better really start looking at it. You know, a strong, aggressive,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: fucking just a car that you look at. I man,
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: when you look at that car, the old Capra, and
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: you're going that looks like fun. Sure, it's probably only
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: got about one hundred and twenty horse power. But fuck me,
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: it weighs nothing. It's got to stick shift in there,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: smells the leather. Just go for it, you know what
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: I mean. It's going and every it's gonna put a
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: smile on everybody's face because you're like, that's a cool
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: looking car. That thing, you know what that is? That
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: is if the automotive embodiment of Taylor Swift's new car.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Am I right?
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: No, you're absolutely right. And I hope that the Ford
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: Fanship out there, which is amazing, because I hope nobody's
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: I hope nobody's going like, well, actually it contains many
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: of the aesthetics of the issues weful modern twist back off.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: No, it's Jesus Quare, Like, here's the thing. It isn't
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: beyond ford Ford. I have I Mustang. They have a
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: two point two Mustang here in Ireland, like they you're
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: sure you can get the five liter Beast, which a
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: very very I got to meet and got to drive
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: alongside for a five minute drive Steve McQueen's son out
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: of Parmerstown House, you know, in a five liters.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: Five hundred horse by Finton McQueen.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Was he Finton? I don't know, I don't know. No,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: he wasn't. He wasn't and it wasn't Steve either. It
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: was something he was a race car driver, looked cool
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: as hell, Like the guy looked like Steve McQueen, you
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. It was a you know, and
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna ride on the back of anybody's any
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: euphuist name, you may as well either that or Eastwood,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, That's who. But he it
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: was an awesome car. But it was great to see.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: It was like, oh cool, there's something for everybody. Now
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: you have to ford focus the mandayo or whatever for
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: the family man, the family woman. But you have this badass,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: cool motherfucker. Guess they'll never never reintroduce the Capri, is
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: what I thought in my head when I heard they
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: were bringing out the Caprio one. We're back, baby. No, this,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: even the Capri is way ahead of our time. Both
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: growing up as a child, you saw it wasn't that old,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? It wasn't that old.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: The old man got arrested in one, do you know
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: what I mean? When I showed him that fucking thing,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: it was like hones stagnant.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: And nearly got arrested again.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he hit the fucking roof and I showed
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: him because it was all like he thought, there's but
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: again he was like, there's his own words. There are
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: some things Tom, much like my criminal record should be
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: left in.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: The past, should be left. Came here, have your room
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: for one more buddy. Yeah. This is the only thing
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: I can say is like this. This is the most
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: Emperor's New Clothes I've ever lived through. Okay, in my
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: live long life. It's a song that was released in
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: nineteen ninety six. You and I would have been around
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: about fifteen sixteen or okay, okay, again, this was going
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: to be the be all and end all. It was
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: a song called.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Space Man, all tied you to go into space Man.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Do you fucking remember that?
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: I I remember that in my core because there was
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: two I hate I fucking I'm give an example, but
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: you just tonight has been such a nostele the show
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: for me. There was I pretended to be a porter
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: at a hotel. I didn't do anything. I just ate
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: the food and they paid me. But this one particular night,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: it was the twenty first birthday party that they booked
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: this hotel room, this function room, the same hotel, and
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: many of them. And they had booked a band and
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: hadn't really looked into foot the band we're going to
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: do as a husband and wife and they they they
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: obviously played pub gigs and stuff like that, but they
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: could sing. But they tried to really beat hip and
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: down with the kids like this is the twenty first
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: only the kids were there, none of the adults, but
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: none of their parents were there, and they tried to
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: do that sound for Jesus. But the same night, Now,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: this is while we talked about unplugging and going back
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: to the you know, the early days of phones. I
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: wish I had at a camera phone at the time.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: This would have been oh camere, Oh my gosh, there
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: had been Twitter when this thing came out.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Like they did. My husband and wife did the voice stir.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: They went space and she's in the background space I
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: did it. And then they went and I thought, no,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: just go back to the classics, like sing a bit
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: of Elvis, you know what I mean? And I think,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: can be a crackling rosy up here, please, And then
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, there they go, and I think,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: you're like this one coming up he goes I'm blue.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: The girl who's twenty first of us started crying.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Well, cam here we we we we we. I love
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: that story. We run away bit and maybe some of
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: our younger or younger listeners are asking, what the fuck
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: are you talking about? Spaceman Space Man was a song
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: from a band called Babylon Zoo, who we've never heard from.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: In early Long Life there were a new band. This
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: was their debut sing But why it made a little
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: bit of noise was it featured earlier in the year
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: in an ad for Levi Jeans. And this was at
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: the time tom as was the style of the time.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: This was a thing that Levi Jeans the release every
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: year and it would have like it was like the
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: John Lewis ad. You'd be watching out for it, you
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: know what I mean.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: It was the desert, like out in Joshua Tree or
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: one of those places. Was it was it set out
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: and like you know where they have Burning Man.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: It was, Yeah, but like the year beforehand, tom like
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: two years beforehand was like was where the Shaggy song
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: was the bombastic okay that came from that that launched
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: like Shaggy's career great and then afterwards it was another
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: song by a band called Stillsken, and it was like
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: a fucking hell of a rock track, Like it was
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: like the rock track of the song where everybody loved it,
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: and it was like, Okay, what else have you got?
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: When's the new Levi ad coming out? Always got a
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: great song on it called space Man Wad Year, And
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: the ad came thirty seconds of like people out in
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: Area fifty one or wherever it might be, wearing Levi
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: jeans and meeting aliens or whatever the fuck it was,
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: and what sounded like a fucking the coolest song you've
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: ever heard for twenty seconds, and then the ad was
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: finished and it was like here the full version of
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: it on next week's Top of the Pops.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: All Art says, yeah, like the UK and Ireland, it
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: went like that sound went off into the fields off
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: twenty seconds. Isn't it Like it just went like and
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: how was it?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: They unbelievable. It was like in every paper all this
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: new track gonna be the head of the summer, gonna
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: stay on number one for sixteen weeks, gonna beat Brian Adams,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: gonna be the gonna be the best fucking thing you
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: ever heard. In your Natural Life and Top of the
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: Pops comes on, Spaceman kicks in and it's exactly like
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: you heard it from the ad. And then twenty seconds
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: everyone goes and it turns out the kulbit from the
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: ad it was just the first twenty seconds and the
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: rest is this fucking dirt your absolute fucking can you remember.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: How it went? Can you remember how it went? Because
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: we used to market it in school, like we used
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: to put our own words because there was such a.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: Shit like yeah, it was like.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: I can't break up, yeah, because we used to do something.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: I think we used to slag off a woodwork teacher
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: or something that was his word was in it and
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: we were making him out like he was blinding light.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: Thing they did, they they did a ship What I
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: always thought it was was like the ship version of
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: what was already a fucking very weird song. When David
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Boy was in he start us when he was you know, can'k.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: Do you remember?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: He was yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: Call him.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Like there was definitely just a spaceman fucking story like
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: and they had it's all it was, yeah, But the
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: lads then kind of went, I can't get up carousel carousel.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could see the crowd on top of the pops,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: just the faces followed them, like what the.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Because they will dance along and there'll be a chirpiness
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: to it, and then they'll have from welcome to and
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: even a cutter like them in the audience is like,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: all right, but we want to see them down the
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: radio station and Monday.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: And they were genuinely never heard from again. But that
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: when I first saw the reaction to Taylor Swift's new album,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: I just thought, Wow, these kids got spaceman. Welcome to
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: big school, everybody, this happened to me and Tom twenty
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: years ago. You're getting yours now.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: And it's time for somebody else to move in and
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: steal the crown.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Indeed, we're running along today. But fucking I had a
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: bit of crack. Yeah, yeah, a lot of news at
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: a lot of shit. Come on, what can we tell you?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Look, we don't often diper to oat into these kind
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: of waters, and look we we we got excited while there.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, things will revert back to
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: normal next week, yeah, or.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Who knows what the fuck's gonna happen. It'd be more
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: weird show next week. I'll tell you one thing, Tom,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: if you do want to listen to the next week's episode,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: you better know where you're gonna get it, and you're
• 1:02:57
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• 1:02:59
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• 1:03:02
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• 1:03:06
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• 1:03:08
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• 1:03:12
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• 1:03:21
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• 1:03:25
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• 1:03:29
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• 1:03:32
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• 1:03:34
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• 1:03:38
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• 1:03:41
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• 1:03:43
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• 1:03:45
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• 1:03:47
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