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OUTRO: Treats For All · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your men bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 2: Seven every weekday on Radio Hurdreckare thanks mate, good on you, mate.
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  Speaker 2: Should we just call it today fell us and go
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  Speaker 2: straight to them?
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. I had a good one on
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  Speaker 3: the way here. So my kid has continued to be
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  Speaker 3: sex So she has sick Friday Tuesday. Now she's doing
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  Speaker 3: the same workout things. She's trying to bulk up and
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  Speaker 3: she's gonna get ripped for R and V. Isn't she five? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And and so anyway, there's a doc today today. So
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  Speaker 3: the missus came home from work so that she could
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  Speaker 3: replace me at three and then I could come here.
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  Speaker 3: So all good, missus running a little bit late, I
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  Speaker 3: jump in the catch. She pulls into the driveway. Asshole park,
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  Speaker 3: Can I say as well? She pulls into the driveway
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  Speaker 3: but parks over the footpath. What kind of a piece
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  Speaker 3: of unbelievable. But she thought she'd only be there for
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  Speaker 3: a couple of minutes anyway, So I jump in her
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  Speaker 3: cart and I drive here, and I get about ten
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  Speaker 3: meters away from the building. When I get a phone
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  Speaker 3: call from here and she says, have you got the
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  Speaker 3: keys for both the cats? And I say yes, no spears,
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  Speaker 3: And then I turn around and I drive all the
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  Speaker 3: way home, which isn't that fair? And give her the
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  Speaker 3: key and then I came all the way back, which
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  Speaker 3: is what I was late. Did you say? Here you go?
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  Speaker 2: That's happened?
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  Speaker 3: She's like, here he is. It's difficult to be the
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  Speaker 3: guy's for fox sake when you've had such a shoka.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because my wife and I do that all the time,
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  Speaker 2: which she like, especially if she borrows my car. She'll
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  Speaker 2: just automatically put my keys in her bag and she's
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  Speaker 2: got her own car, and then she'll go and drive
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  Speaker 2: her car off to work, and I'll go, have you
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  Speaker 2: got my car keys? After I've been infing and jeffing
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  Speaker 2: around the house, where the.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck are my car keys? Yeah? Do you know how
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  Speaker 3: do you interchange cars? It's just like whichever car is there?
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  Speaker 2: Not really only generally speaking, if like we're picking up
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  Speaker 2: the door to and one of us has low one.
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  Speaker 3: Gas on the weekend, but during the week not because
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  Speaker 3: she's got an electric cars that's cheap. As she drives
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  Speaker 3: miles away. Yeah right, and then also my cars tied
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  Speaker 3: up to free parking at the gym fitness. I got
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  Speaker 3: thet baby.
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  Speaker 4: One of my mates who probably listens to this, he
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  Speaker 4: piece he's another guy he made love to. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 4: the one pucket at his house who and his wife
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  Speaker 4: have two cars. And then what everyone's parked at the
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  Speaker 4: back is just whichever that's the car, whoever leaving will
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  Speaker 4: make sense. So they're constantly swapping cars, which is fine
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  Speaker 4: except for I would fucking hate that.
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  Speaker 3: Would You don't know why.
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  Speaker 4: It's just like, this is my car is here and
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  Speaker 4: has all my stuff in it, and if she's taking it, the.
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  Speaker 3: Only thing that would annoy me would be and that
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't really annoy me in the seat and doing the
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  Speaker 3: mirrors every single time.
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  Speaker 2: We have a very clear delineation between our cars generally speaking, dories, No,
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  Speaker 2: actually it's not. My car is actually really tidy, and
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  Speaker 2: actually I need to give it a bit of a
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  Speaker 2: clean this weekend. I'm in the outside, but here's just atrocious.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, whenever I get out of her car, I
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  Speaker 2: always leave with handfuls of rubbish and I have a.
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  Speaker 3: Go what sort of things you got in there?
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  Speaker 2: Generally sort of lolly wrappers.
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  Speaker 3: She big on the lollies. She loves her lollies, big
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  Speaker 3: on the nippies. And you also give your cigarette packets
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  Speaker 3: and well cheese fuddly enough.
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  Speaker 2: Today I went out to the gym and I came
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  Speaker 2: back and I looked down on the passenger a little
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  Speaker 2: well there, and I went and there was three Nippies
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  Speaker 2: cartons and one flavor, you know, like iced coffee milk
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  Speaker 2: from the super market. I mean to give that a
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  Speaker 2: bit of a clean out. Yeah, hide the evidence.
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  Speaker 4: I like your innocent little treats though, Yeah, and wrong
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  Speaker 4: with little nippies.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fine, man.
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  Speaker 2: And I had another one today. I almost every day
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  Speaker 2: I buy nippies and I've got and I chastise myself
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  Speaker 2: because I I don't need this, but it's just it's
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  Speaker 2: just habit, and I'm doing it out of habit.
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  Speaker 3: So you know, maybe a creature of habit. J what
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  Speaker 3: are you gonna do? That's true, But it's totally innocent,
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  Speaker 3: you know. Yeah. I like it? Yeah, you love it?
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  Speaker 3: You fucking love it. I love it. You love it.
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  Speaker 3: I like it. How you going with the cities, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not going great either. I'm also not going because I
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  Speaker 3: meant to be doing one hundred days. It's fucking struggle
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  Speaker 3: this time. I've never I can't remember the last time
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  Speaker 3: I haven't done a hundred days. Yeah, and I am
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  Speaker 3: ugly this time around. Yeah. I did a month and
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  Speaker 3: then a couple of weeks. In a few weeks, it's
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  Speaker 3: just like, pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: I've got some stuff. I've got some stuff.
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  Speaker 3: But I hate myself.
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  Speaker 2: That's bugging me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yes, And until I.
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  Speaker 2: Resolve it, which I can't do at the moment, it
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  Speaker 2: gives me anxiety and that keeps me on the darry.
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  Speaker 3: Have you thought about going for a walk, going for
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  Speaker 3: a run?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I go to the gym. Yeah yeah, but you
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  Speaker 2: know that, to be fair, there's not a lot of
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  Speaker 2: cardio going on.
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  Speaker 3: I'm okay. So we drink, and I think we drink
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  Speaker 3: on the weekend. Did we feels? What would you had
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  Speaker 3: your Father's Day? I did?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 3: That was at home with the misses, which was absolutely magnificent.
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  Speaker 3: Basket was a good day. Beautiful day, wasn't it here?
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  Speaker 3: Just one of those days? Oh man? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: this is life. Yea, that was good. And then I said, look,
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  Speaker 3: let not drink because I've got to make fiftieth or
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  Speaker 3: fortieth or something over on whic in a few weeks,
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  Speaker 3: So let's just do that. No drinking until then. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: she had a beer at lunch today, she got home
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  Speaker 3: last night, she'd opened a bottle of wine. Yeah, look,
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  Speaker 3: I had some Siggy's lefts to the You go on,
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  Speaker 3: my god, it's good, Chase.
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  Speaker 2: Look, you don't need to tell me, Mogi. And that's
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  Speaker 2: why I made the point the.
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  Speaker 4: Whole Racky Bee Show wee days from four on Radio Hurarchy,
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  Speaker 4: they Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: As I was walking in, there's a dude on the
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  Speaker 2: corner of the and the sun.
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  Speaker 3: Heaven.
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  Speaker 2: His beer is he and here's here's here's the difficult
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  Speaker 2: And you'll agree with this, Geezy, because the weather does
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  Speaker 2: have an impact on your way of thinking. And you
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  Speaker 2: know you're driving home, probably, Mogi, it's a beautiful sunny evening.
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  Speaker 2: You think glass of wine or a cold beer would
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  Speaker 2: be nice.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I suppose if you're driving home and it's passing with
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  Speaker 2: ray and it's cold, and put the firearm, get the
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  Speaker 2: whiskey out.
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  Speaker 3: Beautiful drive home. The person rain have a dart having nippies,
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  Speaker 3: that's that's good. Man living.
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  Speaker 2: I never have a Nippies on the way home. It's
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  Speaker 2: always coming in.
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  Speaker 3: You is your new place? Your place?
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  Speaker 1: You?
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  Speaker 4: Does that have a nice outdoor area with someun where
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  Speaker 4: you can sit and have a beer?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's got three.
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  Speaker 4: That's a problem because I'm building my deck next month
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  Speaker 4: with my dad. Until that's built, I'm not actually that
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  Speaker 4: affected by wanting to have beers in the sun unless
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  Speaker 4: I go to a pub or someone else. But once
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  Speaker 4: that's built, I'm going to be having deck beers.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of differences in the front of my house,
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  Speaker 2: we had a little deck there and that just gets bathe.
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  Speaker 4: Jason, when you're gonna invite us to your house, when
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  Speaker 4: do you want to come? But you always say that
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  Speaker 4: Because I was talking to someone who you used to
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  Speaker 4: work with, who was literally like, because Jason invited you
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  Speaker 4: to his house, I was like, yeah, he never invited
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  Speaker 4: me either.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that could only be Lee.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think it was Matt never invited me.
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  Speaker 4: I've never invited you to my house, but I will
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  Speaker 4: once the decks done, because my house this isn't for
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  Speaker 4: hosting yet.
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  Speaker 3: Wow is yours? Wow? The sun lounge? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Got the sun lounge?
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  Speaker 3: True?
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  Speaker 2: Actually our house.
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  Speaker 3: Is a really spoke inside. That's what really.
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  Speaker 2: Our house is a really good party house. And ironically
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  Speaker 2: we don't have party because we've got the lounge and
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  Speaker 2: then we've got the little sun lounge and then we've
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  Speaker 2: got the deck out the back. But here's the problem.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a lot like we're just about to get
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  Speaker 2: our old sweet done. Yeah, but our deck is fucked.
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  Speaker 3: Is it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just really old around our house, ratty as
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  Speaker 5: fuckod bang bang bang bang bang. Today went outside and
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  Speaker 5: the old guy, the old fellow there, Bill that does
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  Speaker 5: the maintenance, Woody, that his name that his name is
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  Speaker 5: about seventy odd and he's got an off side of
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  Speaker 5: there as a younger fellow there, and he's just fucking
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  Speaker 5: just bolding and hammering away on the fucking deck.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, you know, it's like good, no,
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  Speaker 3: there's a lot of rotten this. So oh yeah, so
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  Speaker 3: if you're coming over, man, give us a ring. My
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  Speaker 3: daughter's sick of sleep inside. Ah, right, you're right, it's
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  Speaker 3: not really the point. Yes, the pointer is just don't
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  Speaker 3: fucking wonder on.
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  Speaker 2: St Yeah, well you can't do that.
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  Speaker 5: Nah.
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  Speaker 3: You know, he's one of those guy. He's a funny
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  Speaker 3: guy though, he just sort of walks into your house
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  Speaker 3: as well, just going to take a dump, get on
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  Speaker 3: your woody. Fuck it. He sounds like a backbone there,
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  Speaker 3: he's a bit of a backbone.
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  Speaker 2: I remember once we hired this. He was a carpenter,
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  Speaker 2: really like Joseph, and he was and we invited him
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  Speaker 2: inside and he was my wife, and I just got
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  Speaker 2: the sense, did.
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  Speaker 3: You're from one beer? And he wouldn't fuck off?
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  Speaker 2: No, but we've got the sense that he was lonely,
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  Speaker 2: and you know, we said to him, you know, would
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  Speaker 2: you like to come in and have a cup of coffee?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he was old airs and you know, and
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  Speaker 2: then he was bitching about how everyone wants what do
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  Speaker 2: they call testimonials for jobs and bah bah he's been
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  Speaker 2: doing it for thirty odd years. But he said, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I do a good job. I really look after myself.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I live in a caravan and a park
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  Speaker 2: out and blah blah blah blah blah, but I look
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  Speaker 2: after myself and I buy you know, two k you
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  Speaker 2: have mints every week and that does me for the week.
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  Speaker 2: And it was it was just.
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  Speaker 3: This kind of it was this sad kind of but
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  Speaker 3: that's what. That's what success is.
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  Speaker 2: And he did a fucking terrible job, but we didn't
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  Speaker 2: have the heart to go.
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  Speaker 3: That's why this is why you're on the Mints. Brother.
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  Speaker 3: How much was he changing?
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  Speaker 2: I was ages ago. I'm a bit more savvy now
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  Speaker 2: when it comes to hiring and making sure things. I am,
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  Speaker 2: you know, after I've had some real challenges in terms
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  Speaker 2: of my Yeah, that was a driveway. Driveway was actually
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: not too bad in the end. The bathroom was that
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  Speaker 2: was pretty good now the new bathroom. And I'm communicating
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  Speaker 2: with all the involved party. I had the plumber come
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  Speaker 2: around today, true story. And he was meant to come
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  Speaker 2: sort of early afternoon. I was literally totally nude about
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  Speaker 2: to step into the shower, about to step into the
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  Speaker 2: shower and my dog. I heard my dog go absolutely
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  Speaker 2: batshit crazy, and I went, oh God.
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  Speaker 3: So he turned up a bit early.
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  Speaker 2: So I had to put on and the thing was
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  Speaker 2: because I hadn't showered and I usually wear a hat
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  Speaker 2: in the morning, I forgot to put my head on
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  Speaker 2: and I looked in the mirror as I was going up,
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  Speaker 2: going up towards the drive and my hair was just
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  Speaker 2: just massive.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: Mark.
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  Speaker 3: It looks crazy and he must have.
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  Speaker 2: Just gone, what the fuck is this, dude?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it a sore throat. I've got a bit of
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: a sore throat. Same here.
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  Speaker 4: I was thinking that today. Actually, yeah, not even joking.
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  Speaker 4: There's this This bike came up for sale, right and
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  Speaker 4: toed on it. Oh, yes you want the old bike?
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  Speaker 4: Here one I want And it was a really good price.
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  Speaker 4: How much I think it was like three and a
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  Speaker 4: half grand?
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  Speaker 3: Get it? What are you doing? So?
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  Speaker 4: I messaged it because it's it's from the seventies, hasn't
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  Speaker 4: been registered in New Zealand since seventy nine, right, so
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  Speaker 4: you have to make sure the internals of the engine
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  Speaker 4: are in working ish order so that you can restore
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  Speaker 4: it without having to pull the whole thing to bits.
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  Speaker 4: It could be a performance rang my dad. I was
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  Speaker 4: a dad sings a really good price. I messaged the guy.
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  Speaker 4: He reckons he's got a couple of people coming to
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  Speaker 4: look at it this week and I was trying to
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  Speaker 4: angling towards Rick and you can go and have a
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  Speaker 4: look for me. It was like ten minutes up the
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  Speaker 4: road and he's like, trust me, mate, if it's still there,
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  Speaker 4: but it'll it'll still be there.
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  Speaker 3: Bout the weekend, you know.
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  Speaker 4: And then and he was like and basically trying to
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  Speaker 4: be like, look, you don't want to look too keen,
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  Speaker 4: you know, sending me around there. Blah blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 4: The guy messaged me like a hour ago. Hey, it's
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  Speaker 4: he sold full price, first guy that saw it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was like, that's not how it works,
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  Speaker 3: because he used to wheel and deal for a living
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  Speaker 3: with old that and then.
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  Speaker 4: But the thing is, we have we have no idea
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  Speaker 4: if it would have been a nightmare or not, because
• 12:40
  Speaker 4: if you buy something old and mechanical, it could be
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  Speaker 4: a fucking nightmare on the.
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  Speaker 3: Couch going you want to you don't want to give
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  Speaker 3: me out there to FAD's all like that. He was
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  Speaker 3: just like, trust me, we'll get there. We'll be able
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  Speaker 3: to strong if it's worth it sounds like a piece
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  Speaker 3: of ship.
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  Speaker 4: So I text him. I was like, that bike sold,
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  Speaker 4: first guy that's saw it, paid full price for it
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  Speaker 4: and took it. He's like, ah, it was either a
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  Speaker 4: nightmare or an absolute bargain.
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  Speaker 3: You never mentioned the bargain. But dead oh good ship,
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  Speaker 3: there we go. The right one will come along. Keys
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  Speaker 3: to be man. No, that's all goods.
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  Speaker 4: That's right, all goods fellas. Hey, listen to Ford or
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: seven every weekday.
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  Speaker 3: Man, it's great, it's really good. Very similar to this. No,
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  Speaker 3: you got weird wines on your head from your hat.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was giving me a headmache.
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  Speaker 3: Are you were good? Man?
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  Speaker 2: Get a bit woozy.