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DLHS HOUR 1 | Jay-Z, Trump & Third Cousins · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Gabrielle Union. Very beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Happy birthday to Tracy Ellis Ross. Also very beautiful. Happy
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  Speaker 2: birthday to Randy Jackson with his crazy ass.
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  Speaker 3: Which one?
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  Speaker 4: Randy Jackson? The Jackson 5, not the other one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Jackson that told Janet she's not really black.
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  Speaker 1: As he did it through his white nose. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I can't understand that. Happy birthday to Winona Ryder. Happy
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  Speaker 1: birthday to Melba Moe.
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  Speaker 2: Happy birthday to Richard Dreyfuss. Happy birthday to Miguel Cotto.
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  Speaker 2: He's a bad Puerto Rican boxer. I wonder if that dude,
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  Speaker 2: Miguel Cotto, would have, oof, that'd have been nice. Happy
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  Speaker 2: birthday to Andy Dalton. Happy birthday to Dan Castellana, who
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  Speaker 2: is the voice of Homer Simpson. Happy birthday to Kate Jackson,
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  Speaker 2: Charlie's Angel. We got a great show lined up for you.
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  Speaker 2: Jasmine will tell us what's trending. I'm going to have
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  Speaker 2: a little note from the GED section. It's the DL
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 4: Time for what is trending.
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  Speaker 3: Like the kid, here you go.
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  Speaker 1: Jazz man. What man?
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  Speaker 2: Jazz man.
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  Speaker 1: Tell these good people what's trending. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 5: So we all talked about the fact that Jay-Z is
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  Speaker 5: going to be performing at the Super Bowl, but some
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  Speaker 5: people are not happy about it. We had that whole conversation.
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  Speaker 5: But now Sonny Hostin from The View is jumping in saying, listen,
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  Speaker 5: I think Jay-Z should do more for institutional change in
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  Speaker 5: the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: Instead.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, she didn't say instead of headlining the Super Bowl,
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  Speaker 5: but a lot of people feel exactly the same way.
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  Speaker 5: The fact that, you know, this whole partnering in 2019
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  Speaker 5: and saying that, you know, you could do well, but
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  Speaker 5: also do good, right? Because this is kind of what
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  Speaker 5: he talked about. And the partnership was supposed to be
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  Speaker 5: just that. But we can't think of anything that has
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  Speaker 5: happened with this partnership that is supposed to be for
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  Speaker 5: the betterment of the community.
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  Speaker 3: It only seems like a big stage for Jay-Z.
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  Speaker 4: I could see some. I could see some of both sides.
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  Speaker 5: I mean.
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  Speaker 4: Jay has always done a lot of stuff in the community. Like,
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  Speaker 4: he doesn't wave his flag on a whole lot of stuff,
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  Speaker 4: but he does a lot of stuff. But you think
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  Speaker 4: about it. We used to watch the Super Bowl and
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  Speaker 4: be like, why we don't get no entertainment for us?
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  Speaker 4: And now we got entertainment. Well, ain't enough. Now you
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  Speaker 4: got to, you know. So I get it. I get it.
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  Speaker 4: I get it both sides.
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  Speaker 2: I get it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like I can't think of anything that he's
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  Speaker 5: done to exact change, especially in the midst of everything
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  Speaker 5: from Colin Kaepernick to all of the things that have
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  Speaker 5: happened in terms of tragedy around the black community. And
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  Speaker 5: he was supposed to make it better. Him being named
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  Speaker 5: the head of this just ain't enough. We need more
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  Speaker 5: than entertainment. And especially when you utilize that to give
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  Speaker 5: yourself a platform. Now, unless you're going to do something
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  Speaker 5: the way Kendrick Lamar did and make a true statement,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: And speaking of statements, we... Trump in trouble again.
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  Speaker 5: Apparently, just this couple of days ago, someone else accused
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  Speaker 5: him of a sexual assault and rape again.
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  Speaker 3: This is actually Miss Switzerland.
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  Speaker 5: Fifty three page report that has been released detailing all
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  Speaker 5: of the, you know, horrible things and just the whole
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  Speaker 5: Epstein ties come back up again. It's a lot going on,
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  Speaker 5: especially in with these midterms happening.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Hopefully they'll get him.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sick of all the allegations and nothing happening.
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  Speaker 4: What was that? Yeah, no, I said, meanwhile, he's still president.
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  Speaker 3: And nothing's moving.
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  Speaker 1: But as long as he controls the DLJ, nothing will happen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're absolutely right.
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  Speaker 4: His lawyer ain't going to indict him.
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  Speaker 3: Not a thing. But that's what's trending.
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  Speaker 1: Got a little note from the GED section coming up.
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  Speaker 1: This is the DL Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 2: The biggest welfare recipient in the country are being there
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  Speaker 2: white men. Everybody talks about welfare queens, and in their mind,
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  Speaker 2: they conjure up this notion of this Lazy woman who
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  Speaker 2: eats government cheese.
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  Speaker 1: He's black, by the way. You forgot that part.
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  Speaker 2: Elon Musk and Keisha ain't got shit on Elon Musk.
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  Speaker 2: And not only him, there are four members of tech
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  Speaker 2: that they made the equivalent of generals. Because what they
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  Speaker 2: get is whether you own AI centers or NFL teams,
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  Speaker 2: you get government money.
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  Speaker 1: They raise your taxes. They have bonds. They pay for it.
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  Speaker 1: You pay for everything.
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  Speaker 2: They get all the money under the auspice they're going
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  Speaker 2: to give you a job. I think that the American
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  Speaker 2: population basically believes there's an.
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  Speaker 1: Inherent amount of corruption. Of course.
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  Speaker 2: But when 90% of Americans believe corruption is the biggest problem,
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  Speaker 2: we are all right with corruption as long as we
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  Speaker 2: get something.
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  Speaker 1: He got rich and you got f * * * ed.
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  Speaker 1: That's a little note from the GED section. It's the D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 3: She's jazzed.
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  Speaker 1: She's smart.
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  Speaker 3: It's the Jazzy Report on the D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 5: Nearly one million chickens were killed at an Illinois farm
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  Speaker 5: after a bird flu outbreak became the nation's largest active outbreak.
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  Speaker 5: The outbreak affected birds at a commercial table egg layer facility.
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  Speaker 5: It's the second largest egg producer in the country with
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  Speaker 5: no treatment available for highly pathologic diseases.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, that's not a word.
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  Speaker 4: Pathologic.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: Better known as bird flu. Authorities must kill infected and
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  Speaker 5: exposed birds to contain the virus.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, man. Man.
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  Speaker 3: No eggs, no chicken.
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  Speaker 4: We ain't got no omelets. We ain't got no wings
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  Speaker 4: this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: We ain't got no wings?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 3: What am I doing with all this lemon pepper? Pathogenic influenza.
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  Speaker 3: That's what we got.
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  Speaker 4: All this damn lemon pepper. What am I doing with
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  Speaker 4: it now?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for real.
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  Speaker 5: Well, recreational marijuana legalization in the U.S. has been linked.
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  Speaker 5: to faster increases in hospitalization for three cardiovascular conditions. According
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  Speaker 5: to a new study, hospital admission rates for atrial fibrillation,
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  Speaker 5: heart failure, and heart attacks have rose faster in the
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  Speaker 5: western U.S. after cannabis sales became legal than regions without
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  Speaker 5: similar laws.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's because of the price. Because what?
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  Speaker 1: How much? Oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 3: It's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, hey.
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  Speaker 1: Strokes for folks.
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  Speaker 3: Strokes for folks.
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  Speaker 2: So a couple of five years found out they had
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  Speaker 2: third cousins.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, you can knock off your third cousin.
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  Speaker 3: Can you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. A little idea. So you're going to leave me
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  Speaker 1: after five years just because you don't know I'm your
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  Speaker 1: third cousin? But five years we've been together though.
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  Speaker 4: I don't give a f * * * if it
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  Speaker 4: was a century. It's over. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: But you love me.
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  Speaker 4: And not no more. Third cousin and all.
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  Speaker 2: No, not no more.
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  Speaker 5: It's over.
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  Speaker 2: We just going to be.
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  Speaker 1: Cousins because I don't know what you want me to say.
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  Speaker 4: You ain't going nowhere.
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  Speaker 2: We ain't going.
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  Speaker 1: We ain't going to be cousins.
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  Speaker 5: We going to be cousins. You just automatically stop loving
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  Speaker 5: somebody because you find out that they're your third cousin?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Third cousin is a person you are related to through.
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  Speaker 1: Your shared grief.
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  Speaker 2: If we already had a child and our child wasn't.
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  Speaker 4: That's the only thing that would stop is you already
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  Speaker 4: got a child. You don't got a child. It's a wrap.
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  Speaker 4: If you don't got a child... We could just get
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  Speaker 4: blood tests to see how on the spectrum our child
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  Speaker 4: would be.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 4: A third cousin is a person you are related to
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  Speaker 4: through your shared grief. Great-great-grandparents.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, great-great.
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  Speaker 1: They are the children of your second cousin, like I said.
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  Speaker 2: Correct.
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  Speaker 1: So, yes, yes, we staying together.
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  Speaker 2: What do you do if you find out you and
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  Speaker 2: your partner are related? It depends on, like, if they're
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  Speaker 2: third or fifth. They used to marry their third cousins.
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  Speaker 3: How many kids you got? That's what I want to know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: If the kids came out all right, you might be okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because everybody's messing. The first and second year won't
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  Speaker 2: mess with you because you won't go to the family.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to be that slow baby there. Daddy, cousin daddy,
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  Speaker 2: you got to come on and take care of your responsibilities.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want that there. You don't want that there.
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  Speaker 1: But everybody had that cousin they used to have a
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  Speaker 1: crush on.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I had a white cousin. I have a white cousin
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  Speaker 1: named Novella.
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  Speaker 3: You have a white cousin named Novella.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Is it by marriage or by blood?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, blood. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So you have a cousin who's white, but you say
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  Speaker 3: you are all black.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she had a white mama, a black mama, and
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  Speaker 2: a white daddy.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't have anything to do with that. That
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  Speaker 1: was nothing. Her mama is my cousin.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: She married a black guy. What she did in the bedroom,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying. I have a white cousin named Navella.
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  Speaker 2: She was so fly.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you had a crush on her?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course. We had a crush on each other.
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  Speaker 1: We never do anything.
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  Speaker 3: I hope not.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't say anything wrong with it.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: That's disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: Little Novalina don't know who she is right now.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I guess I kind of like the white woman.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 4: We got to get to your call.
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  Speaker 2: If you found out, what would you do if you
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  Speaker 2: found out you and your partner are related?
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  Speaker 1: Remember the brother and sister that were married and they
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  Speaker 1: didn't know it?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, that was correct.
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  Speaker 3: And they said they're going to stay married.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, man, damn, it's already done now. For real. What
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  Speaker 1: are you going to do now?
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  Speaker 2: 877-242-2426.
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  Speaker 4: Son, pick up your helmet and come on.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, man, you're being very insensitive right now. But hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: 877-242-2426.
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  Speaker 1: Say something, Sanders.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't saying nothing. Keep me out of this mess.
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  Speaker 1: You better come on now. Tell them what I gave you.
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  Speaker 1: All right. You know what? She ain't going to do it. 877-242-2426.
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  Speaker 3: I'll send this up on Twitter and TOU Radio or
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  Speaker 3: on Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: She has to be having flashbacks. Uh-uh.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't never had no words.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Joey. Don't put that on me.
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  Speaker 4: Junior, hurry up. The short bus is waiting for you.
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  Speaker 1: And get that harmonica off the front seat. It's the D.R.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 2: So a man and a woman found out they were
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  Speaker 2: third cousins. If you found out you and your spouse
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  Speaker 2: were related, what would you do? We're going to go
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  Speaker 2: to our social media platform.
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  Speaker 1: What are they saying out there, especially Alkay? So we
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  Speaker 1: got Sarah from Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 4: And Sarah said, I would probably hang myself, honestly.
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  Speaker 1: Man, come on now.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if it's your spouse, my gosh. You're already married.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And how. Yeah. And the evidence of children. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Everything that could go wrong has already gone wrong.
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  Speaker 1: No, the kids are normal.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, well. That's what I mean. So you're fine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So might as well finish our life together.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: On the bright side, you're a really close family.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed.
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  Speaker 4: Just don't have you. If the kids are good, don't
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  Speaker 4: have no more. You don't want to keep risking.
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  Speaker 1: It. I want another baby.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you better give me your new d * * *
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  Speaker 2: because I'm not taking the chance like this again.
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  Speaker 1: It's adoption time. We'll mess around and have the thing.
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  Speaker 1: On the fly. So sorry.
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  Speaker 3: All of which is gross.
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  Speaker 2: So if you found out you and your Spice World lady,
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  Speaker 2: would you say it again? 877-242-2426.
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  Speaker 1: More of your calls are coming up. It's the D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show.