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Ep. 128 - The Frights Of 2022 · Frightmares

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  Speaker 1: Which what was the other song that was stuck in
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  Speaker 1: your head? We don't talk about Bruno.
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  Speaker 2: No pressure, no pressure. And then the one where she
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  Speaker 2: sings I don't know what it's called, the one where
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  Speaker 2: she sings to the family about how much she could
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  Speaker 2: do if she was special to then So.
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  Speaker 1: In case you didn't know, we're talking about in canto
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  Speaker 1: because this is a Disney podcast now, And how much
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  Speaker 1: that soundtrack fucking slaps. It had no business sounding that good.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably one of my favorite. I would own that
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  Speaker 1: as a vinyl or just on iTunes, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so fuck it was great. And uh, no,
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  Speaker 2: matter who you are, you totally feel seen as a
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  Speaker 2: family member because you have to relate to at least
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  Speaker 2: one family member struggles. That's fair because it's about generational trauma.
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  Speaker 1: But Disney family dynamics. Hey, but at least no one
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  Speaker 1: dies in the first five minutes like they typically do.
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  Speaker 1: What the first five minutes? Yeah, well Bruno, Bruno does.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Who the fuck dies in the
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  Speaker 1: first one?
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  Speaker 2: The grandfather? Oh yeah, okay, Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's not it's not emotionally upsetting like up is.
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  Speaker 1: Like they don't give you.
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  Speaker 2: A traumatic death. It's more like, well, that was sad
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  Speaker 2: that that happened to her, but they don't really play
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  Speaker 2: up the sadness till.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, I'm I met, like in the emotional distressing
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  Speaker 1: way where they just introduce you to these two people
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  Speaker 1: you're supposed to love and then kill one off, like
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  Speaker 1: you know, Ellie. Spoilers for Almost Aid Truth.
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  Speaker 2: Spoilers for True Up if you've been living under a
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  Speaker 2: rock that came.
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  Speaker 1: Out a while ago. But anyway, it's no more, nothing
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  Speaker 1: more about Disney movies, as much as I could talk
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  Speaker 1: about those all day. This is episode one, twenty eight.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe we're in season four, year four, whatever
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  Speaker 1: you want to call it. I'm your host, Austin Proctor.
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  Speaker 1: That is your other host, Gabrielle Proctor. Hi, Hello, So
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  Speaker 1: this is the first episode of the year. Welcome to
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. It's not any better than last year
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  Speaker 1: was so far. In fact, one of my favorite goat Goat,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to talk slower and I still cannot.
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  Speaker 2: Manage beating up when you're trying to say that.
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  Speaker 1: How quick am I talking? Okay, So, my favorite go
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  Speaker 1: kart track called Little five hundred here in the Orlando
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  Speaker 1: area Winter Park to be specific, is closing down. Something
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  Speaker 1: else happened this year at the beginning of the year,
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  Speaker 1: something else happened. What was that something happened? Like right
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  Speaker 1: at the beginning of twenty twenty two, Well, Betty White
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  Speaker 1: died like on New Year's Eve, Like really they had
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, had to get one more shot in
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  Speaker 1: and they took you know, the person that we were
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  Speaker 1: supposed to protect at all costs. I could have worn
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  Speaker 1: something happen. I don't know. Regardless, this year's not off
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  Speaker 1: to a great start, but at least you know, this
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  Speaker 1: is still going, So that's positive, right, That's the thing. Yeah, So,
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  Speaker 1: as I mentioned, I've listened to some recent episodes, and
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  Speaker 1: I can get kind of hyper because I don't really
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  Speaker 1: listen to the podcast anymore because I live it. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually listening to the episodes fully, and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: slow down a bit, not try to get too hyper,
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  Speaker 1: and try to actually, you know, think before I say things,
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  Speaker 1: because it's like my brain gets tongue tied and I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to get a thought out so quickly that I
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  Speaker 1: just like the ending of our last episode. It was
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  Speaker 1: just it was terrible, and I'm already off to a
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  Speaker 1: bad start now. So yes, we have a whole shit
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  Speaker 1: ton of movies to talk about today, because this is
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  Speaker 1: the what is coming this year for horror. I was
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  Speaker 1: putting together some stuff last minute because a lot of
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  Speaker 1: this stuff actually changed. There was a couple of dates
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  Speaker 1: that changed for movies. A couple other stars got added
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  Speaker 1: to these movies. So this is the most current as
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  Speaker 1: of right now that we're recording this from what I
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  Speaker 1: could find. Of course, I'm sure there's more stuff, but
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  Speaker 1: I compiled everything I could off of IMDb, and we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna go through it from solid dates that we know
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  Speaker 1: of to stuff that is expected on certain dates, and
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  Speaker 1: then to just stuff that is expected this year. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't do anything that was in like pre production or
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  Speaker 1: just announced. It was all stuff that is either currently filming,
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  Speaker 1: in post production or completed and like ready to go.
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  Speaker 1: So it's still a pretty big list though, So I
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  Speaker 1: say we just get right into this, and you can
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  Speaker 1: go ahead and start because this is one of your
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  Speaker 1: favorite franchises.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So January fourteenth, we are looking for Scream also
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  Speaker 2: known as Scream five. I guess they just thought it'd
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  Speaker 2: before money to be confusing evil Dad. Yeah. So, twenty
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  Speaker 2: five years after the original series of murders in Woodsboro,
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  Speaker 2: a new killer emerges and Sidney Prescott must return to
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  Speaker 2: uncover the truth. What are we hoping for out of
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  Speaker 2: this film? We're hoping to see all the original people
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  Speaker 2: who survived survive some more. I'm truly hoping Sydney's got
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  Speaker 2: a romantic life that doesn't in disaster. I feel like
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  Speaker 2: she's earned that at this point.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been through some shit before, you know, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: those other movies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and this one should be pretty fun because it's
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  Speaker 2: a mix of the old cast, the original cast, some
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  Speaker 2: of the cast from Scream four, those who survived, and
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  Speaker 2: then a whole new series of younger actors being brought in.
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  Speaker 2: Some you would recognize, some not so much. This is
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  Speaker 2: going to be directed by Matt bed and Nelly Open
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  Speaker 2: and Tyler Gillette also known as Radio Silence who is
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  Speaker 2: who also did Ready or Not? And shorts from Southbound
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  Speaker 2: and VHS. I know we're both looking forward to this
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  Speaker 2: one a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Cavity Colors just dropped their Scream merch lineup today. We
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  Speaker 1: purchased a whole bunch of stuff, and the movie is
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  Speaker 1: coming out next weekend, and hopefully we should have our
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  Speaker 1: swag by then so we could wear it to the
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  Speaker 1: movies because that will be tight.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I gotta say for the Scream, for a
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  Speaker 2: lot of horror franchises, I feel like the Scream movies
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  Speaker 2: are all pretty like solid overall. There's not one that
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  Speaker 2: like some Yeah, are two and three. There are some
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  Speaker 2: parts that are goofy and silly, because you know, Scream
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  Speaker 2: is known for being very meta, and sometimes they get
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  Speaker 2: out of hand with how ridiculously meta they get. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but there's not one where it's just so bad that
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  Speaker 2: you're like, yikes, how did this happen to the franchise?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like Curse of Michael Myers, I'm looking at you,
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  Speaker 1: Halloween Resurrection pretty much, Nightmare on Elm Street after four,
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  Speaker 1: I want to say, is pretty just it goes downhill
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  Speaker 1: really quick.
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  Speaker 2: And I think what's important is while being meta, they've
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  Speaker 2: also Scream is always stuck to a pretty basic formula
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  Speaker 2: of there's a killer, the killers after Sydney and the
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  Speaker 2: people around Sydney, and you don't know who it is,
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  Speaker 2: but they know secrets about her or some such they're
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  Speaker 2: associated in her life in some way. And it's funny
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  Speaker 2: because the movie poster has like the whole cast on
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  Speaker 2: it and then a giant picture of ghost Face in
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  Speaker 2: the background, and then the tag line just says, the
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  Speaker 2: killer is on this poster, and dude, yeah, of course
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  Speaker 2: because ghost Face's face is giant and in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of the poster. No kidding, the killers on the poster.
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  Speaker 1: I h someone because after you told me that, I
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  Speaker 1: noticed it had been popping up and a lot of
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  Speaker 1: the horror groups I'm in and everyone's like, the killers
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  Speaker 1: on the poster, and I would post, yeah, it's ghost
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  Speaker 1: Face is right there, and everyone in the comments, oh shit,
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  Speaker 1: you're right, Like, yeah, I know, my wife is a
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  Speaker 1: fucking genius because I didn't even catch that.
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  Speaker 2: Greatted there could be two pictures of the killer, but
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  Speaker 2: it never says that, so it could be someone we
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  Speaker 2: don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I know that.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone is desperately hoping that somehow Matthew Lillard survived his
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  Speaker 2: face being smashed by a television and will be the
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  Speaker 2: killer in this film. I think the funniest part of that, though,
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  Speaker 2: is the fact that Matthew Lillard himself, when doing an
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  Speaker 2: interview with Skeet Ulrich was arguing that you could, in
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  Speaker 2: fact drop a two hundred pound TV on his face
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  Speaker 2: and he'd survive, and Skeet politely offered to help him
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  Speaker 2: prove that point.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, first of all, it's the movies, so
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  Speaker 1: it's not a two hundred pound.
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  Speaker 2: TV in the nineties. Yeah, I remember there was a
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  Speaker 2: huge flash.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it wasn't I don't know about I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: but either way, it doesn't It doesn't ever show his
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  Speaker 1: body being carried off. It doesn't show his dead body anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: You see it fall on him. And that's it. And
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  Speaker 1: if we know anything about Scream and how meta and
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  Speaker 1: how it follows the and how it follows like the
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  Speaker 1: cliches and stuff like that, if you don't see him
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  Speaker 1: actually die on screen and get carried off, you can
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  Speaker 1: always come back. I'm telling you it's good.
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  Speaker 2: Or it's someone's illegitimate child that they didn't know but
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  Speaker 2: they already did. The the the Billy Loomis relation thing. Obviously,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna start spoiling Killers and the other films,
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  Speaker 2: but you know, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Still calling Matthew Lillard just because it's so obvious that
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  Speaker 1: it was like they wouldn't do that, but then they're
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  Speaker 1: probably gonna do it, and you're like, yeah, see that
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  Speaker 1: makes sense.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I like when they asked you do all or
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  Speaker 2: Chip or he was gonna be in Hit and he's like,
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  Speaker 2: you saw the first movie right, like a gut, I
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  Speaker 2: got a goose right in the head, like I'm not
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  Speaker 2: walking off that and not walking that one off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So I'm hoping that there's because if they do
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  Speaker 1: make it, Matthew Lillard, I'm hoping there's just this wildly
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  Speaker 1: ridiculous explanation on how he got out of the house,
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  Speaker 1: how he just like assumed another identity or some crazy
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  Speaker 1: shit like that. I think that would be I think
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  Speaker 1: that will be fun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll have to see. Obviously, we have high hope
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  Speaker 2: since I know we both personally enjoyed Scream for a lot.
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  Speaker 1: I love Scream for Yeah, and it's weird, weird stance
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  Speaker 1: I've taken because I know this probably doesn't ring true
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  Speaker 1: with a lot of people besides to think Spencer, but
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  Speaker 1: four is my favorite. I I just love it a lot.
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  Speaker 1: It's really good. I think we did a whole episode
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  Speaker 1: on all four of these movies. So that's one that Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's coming out very soon, and very very excited to
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  Speaker 1: see that. Moving on, unless you had anything else.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's the one I probably had the most to
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  Speaker 2: talk about.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I figured it, and then I'm good. I'm
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  Speaker 1: glad it was up top so we could, uh, because
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  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, we definitely have a lot to say
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  Speaker 1: about Scream. Coming up next is a movie that I
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  Speaker 1: just put on the list today because I hadn't seen
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  Speaker 1: it last time I updated this, and it is coming
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  Speaker 1: out January fourteenth, twenty twenty two. Don't know where. I
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  Speaker 1: believe this is a foreign movie because it's called the
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  Speaker 1: Curse of La Potasola, so I'm assuming it's foreign and
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  Speaker 1: it might be coming to streaming or something. But nonetheless,
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  Speaker 1: on a weekend camping trip, two struggling couples are haunted
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  Speaker 1: by La Patasola, a famed vampiric monster from Amazonian folklore,
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  Speaker 1: testing their relationships, morality, and will to survive. That sounds
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  Speaker 1: like fun. I want to watch that. Directed by a
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  Speaker 1: man named aj Jones, this is really his I think
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  Speaker 1: this is actually his first feature and starring a whole
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  Speaker 1: bunch of people I did not recognize. Nonetheless, that sounds
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  Speaker 1: like a lot of fun. And I really liked that
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: we could be kicking off the year with vampires, just saying.
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  Speaker 2: I do like me some vampires.
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  Speaker 1: And amazon and Amazonian folklore as well.
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  Speaker 2: Make it found footy Amazonian, I said Amazonian, he said Amazonian,
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  Speaker 2: I said Amazonian.
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  Speaker 1: Let me play it back, hold on, let me rewind. Uh. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so that is the curse of La Patasola, probably saying
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  Speaker 1: that terribly. I apologize. All right, let's go to the
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  Speaker 1: next one.
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  Speaker 2: You're sorry right there that one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh did you want to do this one?
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  Speaker 2: No, I just said the one thing. But STEEL comfortable
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  Speaker 2: with you saying that. Okay, So on January twenty eighth,
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  Speaker 2: January is lit. Yeah, January twenty eight, which is concerning
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  Speaker 2: because statistically we've really disliked most of the movies that
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  Speaker 2: show open January, except.
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  Speaker 1: For Saint Maude last year, and then there's one other
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  Speaker 1: one in twenty nineteen. But yeah, typically this is where
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  Speaker 1: studios kind of just dumped the movies they don't think
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  Speaker 1: are going to do well and uh, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Which is scary for screen. So January twenty eighth, twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty two. Uh, the re requin.
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  Speaker 1: Requien are you r e q U?
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  Speaker 2: I n my requin que, a couple on a romantic
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  Speaker 2: getaway finds themselves stranded at sea. A tropical storm sweeps
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  Speaker 2: away their villa. In order to survive, they are forced
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: to fight the elements while sharks circle below. Questions on
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  Speaker 2: that topic, But I'll say that first. I'm gonna say
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  Speaker 2: the other part first, and then I'm coming to state
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  Speaker 2: my immediate issues at this pot uh directed by Lee
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  Speaker 2: van Kite, who has done nothing that we've heard of.
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  Speaker 2: Good for you or Lay van Kit, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it's got Alicia Silverstone, it's nice to see she's
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  Speaker 2: doing stuff. James Tupper, whoever the hell that is. And
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  Speaker 2: Deirdre O'Connell. That's not a Dedra deer, dr dear draw.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: That's gonna name me here often enough to know to
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  Speaker 2: say it offhand. Okay, So my first issue their physical home,
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  Speaker 2: like their villa, like a building, got swept away. How
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  Speaker 2: are they alive? That's my first question.
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  Speaker 1: I mean they could have on the beach. There's a
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  Speaker 1: hundred ways.
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  Speaker 2: You does their villa gets swept away?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm saying they could have been like on the beach,
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  Speaker 1: they could have been out, you know, fucking fucking I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. There's a hundred places they could be.
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  Speaker 2: Second question, Uh, how many more movies do we need
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  Speaker 2: of specifically a man and a woman being trapped in
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  Speaker 2: the ocean surrounded by sharks.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, I don't need your negativity. I love those movies
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: because they stress me out, just like space movies. If
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  Speaker 1: you set a movie in space, I'm already stressed out.
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  Speaker 2: But hey, shout out to Alicia Silverstone for doing some stuff. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I know her career has not been strong since Batman
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  Speaker 2: and Robin.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, you you said. Whatever the fuck? Her name
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  Speaker 1: is Dieredra or Cairdra. She was an eternal eternal sponge
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: of a spotless mind, no eternal sunshine of a spotless
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  Speaker 1: mind as Helen Hollis and second hand lions as Helen.
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  Speaker 1: What what's wrong with my face?
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: Can I see the Oh? Sir?
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Oh you're oh? I thought even in my face. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. You might recognize her secondhand lions and
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  Speaker 1: eternal sunshine.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, she's the ant in the movie The Relatives that
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Won't stop showing up, The Ant.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, sorry, it's also in Daredevil twenty eighteen, but yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember that, but I remember her in second
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  Speaker 2: hand lines. Now that I've seen the photo.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you're not wrong. It's kind of you know, flooded,
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  Speaker 1: flooded market with you know, how many people can we
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  Speaker 1: put in the water with sharks?
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: But you know, it's like how many people can we
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: put a man and a woman in space? Now I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 2: It's really just the ocean.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it kind of gave me what's I
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  Speaker 1: think it's the reef where she gets caught on the
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: reef kind of gave me reef vibes or open water
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: or whatever, except that or.
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  Speaker 2: Any other movie where someone gets trapped in the ocean
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  Speaker 2: or that movie with shit, what is her name? That
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  Speaker 2: chick from a.
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  Speaker 1: Open water?
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Nope, I don't Secret Life of American teenage girl something wouldly.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, no idea her.
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  Speaker 2: She's in a movie where she gets trapped on a
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: boat with her I'm on a boyfriend and it's stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, okay, can we move on? Then?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's stupid. Okay, well you find that let me know,
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: check it out next up. This was supposed to be
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: releasing either this month or next month. I think it
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: was February fourth, but it is The Black Phone releasing
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: on June twenty fourth, now twenty twenty two, after it
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: received positive reviews at film festivals and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: I believe the studios decided to push it to you know, summer,
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  Speaker 1: because it can receive you know, you can get more
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  Speaker 1: money in summer, but then you also have more competition.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Multiverse of Madness is going to be out
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  Speaker 1: like the month before, I think in May. I don't know.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: It's a smart move, but it also can kind of
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: bite you in the ass because if there's too much
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: to see, people might miss this, you know, as supposed
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  Speaker 1: to putting it in January when there's not like a
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: lot that's going on. Nonetheless, after being abducted by a
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  Speaker 1: child killer and locked in a soundproof basement, a thirteen
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  Speaker 1: year old boy starts receiving calls and a disconnected frome
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  Speaker 1: from phone from the killers phone soon from the killer's
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  Speaker 1: previous victims. This is directed by Scott Dereckson who also
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: did Sinister, one of my favorite horror movies, and also
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  Speaker 1: starring Ethan Hawk as he's the grabber in this movie.
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  Speaker 1: So I like that Derekson and Ethan are teaming up
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: again because I love Sinister. So I've actually got some
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: pretty high expectations for this just just based on those
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: two names and the premise, because it looks pretty interesting.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: So that is the Black Phone, and that'll be coming
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: theatrically or maybe just streaming too. I don't know, we'll see.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Did you have some did you find the movie?
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Yes, the movie's called a Drift, which pretty much explains
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: the plot right there. But it was Shalen Woodley. She
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: was also in the Divergent movies. But yeah, it's literally
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: a couple decides to go sailing and then they get
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: caught in a hurricane and they have to fight to survive.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: I've so like the same plot. Yeah, So anyway, next up,
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: you didn't see the damn fact about the black Phone?
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: What fact?
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: The one I told you before the episode started?
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Hmm, let's see. It's based off of a short story
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: written by Stephen King's son There you.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Go, Boom Joe Hill.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Or something Joe Hill. That is.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: So that's making me excited to see that one. Plus
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: the same thing as you, Sinister is just a great
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to see them doing something else.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: They're gonna have a fucking slap and score just like
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Sinister had because that the score, and Sinister is up
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: there with some of my favorite scores in horror movies
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: of all time. It is just so good.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they really know how to use ghost Children,
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: so oh that's true.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Shit, I didn't even think about that.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Running game is Dead Children.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: And now it's coming out in friggin June. I gotta
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: wait five months as opposed to a couple of weeks.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: So whatever, I'm sure the hype will be worth it.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: They faced, Yeah, he's got a type, all right. So uh.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: February fourth, a movie called Hatching. A young gymnast who
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: tries desperately to please her demanding mother discovers a strange egg.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: She hides it and keeps it warm. We can only
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: hope by sitting on it. But when it hatches it
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: what a merger shocks them all.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Chicken bomb. Okay, so read the directed by and then
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: we gotta go with our theories. I got some theories.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: It's directed by Hannah Bergholm, sorry if you said that wrong,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: and this appears to be her first feature weird direction,
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: but all right, this also appears to be a finish movie.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Oh so maybe it is a finish thing. Maybe what
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: is things that are finished? I don't know, shit, me neither. Okay,
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: So first of all, I hope she has to sit
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: on this thing like a chicken and doesn't go the
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: lay mass heat lamp root. It's weak.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: No, that's I'm that's my that's what I'm thinking. I'm
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: I'm I really hope she tells her mom, Hey, I
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: got to take a few weeks off and sit on
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: this egg until it inevitably hatches. That's gonna be the
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: only way it's gonna keep me.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Second, second thought, what will her being a gymnast have
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: to do with this egg? There is absolutely no reason
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: to make her a gymnast unless it's relevant. What I'm saying,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Just like sorry Jeff Goldblum's daughter and Lost World, they
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: only made her gymnast so she could yeat of a
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: loss of raptor out of a window by doing the
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: pole bar the yeah bar thing. Okay, there's there's no
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: reason to make someone a gymnast unless it's plot relevant.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Man, Okay, we should probably talk
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: about how big do we think this egg is gonna be?
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking ostrid size egg, maybe like football, Maybe I'm
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: actually Ostrichjagg is probably about the size of a football,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: now that I think about it, I'm thinking about that
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: bag because it would be really stupid if it was
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: like a fucking chicken egg, that be really disappointing.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Maybe it'll be a dinosaur.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Well, okay, so that's my I was going teodactyl at first.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: That was the first thing that popped into my head.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: She sits on this egg or a well, that's what
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, because if it's an you know, she's a gymnast.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: So the only reason to bring gymnasts into that in
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: my theory, is for having to sit on it, because
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: like you got to be flexible to sit that way.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Like this is also wildly assuming that she will in
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: fact sit on it and not use the myriad of
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: other methods to keep an egg or She's.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Gonna try to use a heat lamp, but then she
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: notices it's not doing well. I don't know how you
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: notice an egg isn't doing well, And then she realizes
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: the fuck I have to like sit on this thing
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: and make sure the whole thing is warm because heat
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: lamp not cutting.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: It or no, I'm just kidding head, No worm.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, so number one thing that I want to emerge
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: from this egg. Definitely some sort of alien dinosaur would
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: be top tier for me. Like, like, I know it's
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: not gonna happen, but I'm hoping it's some sort of
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: like I don't know, just some sort of crazy dinosaur,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: like a mammoth, wooly mammoth that would be cool, pterodactyl
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: or a fucking human that would blow my brain. Oh
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: my god, why is she hashing a human out of
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: an egg? How this is happening? I need some backstory
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: on that.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Also, I'm really excited to see how she defeats it.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming with her gymnastic skills, because while that might
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: work in shows where there are people or movies where
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: there's people and you can punch them in the face
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: to defeat them, I don't know what's coming out of
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: an egg that you can gymnast to death.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I mean depends on what kind of gymnast she is,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? You know, is she ribbin toiler? Oh,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: then she's gonna destroy that thing with some sort of
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: lass string, maybe Indiana Jones style, you.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Know, just some aggressive.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm I've got high hopes for this
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: because it's gonna it's probably gonna go none of the
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: ways we're talking about, or it's gonna be kind of
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: like malignant where we're like, you know, we kind of
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: on the same page there. So yeah, that should be fun.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna look for that for sure. It's probably gonna
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: be streaming for us, because I do believe it's either
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: finish or Norwish. What is it? Norse?
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Norwegian, Norse, Nordick.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know those places. I don't know geography in
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: the Baltics, all right, So that's hatching and keep you
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: posted on that when I find it. For sure. Next
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: movie that's coming out is a movie that there's already
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: a lot of hate for it. I can already tell.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I hate it already because I see.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: It all over social media. But February eighteenth this year, obviously,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: we are getting a Netflix original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Now
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, before we start, you know, throwing
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: stones at it's wait a second, cause it's supposed to
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: be based on the same timeline because it's set fifty
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: years after the original movie and leather Face has been
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: in hiding. But then ever, Herns two terrorizer group of
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: idealistic young friends who accidentally disrupt his carefully shielded world
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: in a remote Texas town. So Ruth is a twenty
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: five year old San Francisco. Ruth is a twenty five
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: year old San Francisco money maker. There we go, who drags.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Her youngernescript money maker.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I thought it was just San Francisco makes money moves.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: She yeah, she doesn't need a dance, who drags her
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: youngster sister. Youngster young younger teenage sister. Man, I still
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: am struggling. I'm trying guys with her to Texas on
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: a business trip out of fear of leaving her alone
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: in the city. The younger sister, Lilah, is an amateur
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: photographer who is wheelchair bound, and it's not long until
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: they're fighting for their lives against a sixty year old
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: leather face. So I really like how they're throwing I know,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I know, well, I mean it's it's like, it's like,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know why that's funny. It's Halloween, fucking Halloween
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: the remake. He's like sixty two.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: So no, it's not that it's nondescript moneymaker girl and
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: her wheelchairs is to fight old chainsaw wielding man.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: It just what's not to like about that they're.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Throwing Well, first off, I don't have much hope for Lila.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I mean it didn't really work out for
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: you know, the guy actually the guy in the wheelchair
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: for I'm remembering this right, there's so many fucking Texas chainsaws.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure the original he makes it close to
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: the end of the movie, but there's another guy in
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: a wheelchair in that one, and I think that's kind
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: of cool. They're throwing homage. But you know, I know
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: there's probably gonna be a lot of hate towards that, like, oh,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: they're ripping it off, but I like the homage to that.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: But also, yeah, it's an old it's an old other face.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: So it's like what they did with Halloween, making Myers
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: this old dude. So he's probably pissed now because you know,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: he's been hiding for so long. Also, that math doesn't
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: track though, because if he's been hiding for fifty years,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: that he wasn't fucking ten, that doesn't make sense.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Probably not set in current times then okay, that doesn't
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: make sense. But also it wouldn't surprise me if they
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: backdated it a little. But also I find this plot
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: confusing because it says a group of idealistic young friends
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: and then only names a set of sisters. So is
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: it like two separate groups of people.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Well, so there was two like descriptions for it, so
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I kind of just mashed them together because I liked
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: how I liked how this one, because how it starts
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: where it ends in Texas Town. That was just one description.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I just added the extra bottom piece because I wanted
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: to just flesh it out a little bit more. Since
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: this is, you know, kind of it's I'm ready for it.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: I mean this good. This has literally got two options.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Either it's going to be really good or it's going
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: to be really silly, and there is no one between.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Well see, I'm thinking that they're coming back out because
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Texas Chansaw kind of does this weird up and down
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: thing like one masterpiece, you know, like fucking Fantastic two
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: is good, but for a different reason, because it's so wacky.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: It's like Evil Dead Evil Dead two. It's just it's
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: just a lot wackier and it's a lot more silly.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: And then you have you know, like text chance all
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: three New Generation that's kind of like down here, and
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: then you go back up with the two thousand and
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: three one, and then you know, so I'm thinking they're
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: coming back up because I'm pretty sure the last one
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: again I can't remember, there's so many. I'm pretty sure
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: the last one or two were just kind of like.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Look, I'm just saying, if anyone calls leatherface, cuz I'm out,
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: why because that was dumb as hell?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Why is that dumb? He's their cousin, that's like.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I know, but it was like he was terrorizing me
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: up this whole time. Oh we're related. Well it's totally
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: fine now, fam.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: It's a weird thing to not want to happen, but
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I guess I understand.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: It's silly.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: It is silly. Oh shit. Sorry. This is directed by
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: a man named David Blue Garcia. He's only done one
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: other movie called Tehano or Tejano, but he was also
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: the cinematographer on Bloodfest, so that's cool. And this is
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: starring Jesus, Alicia Krieg, and Elsie Fisher. Elsie Fisher was
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: in Bo Burnham's eighth grade movie and then she's actually
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: gonna be in another one down the way. But yeah,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to it. I always enjoy when they
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: rehash you know, Texas Chainsaw or whatever, because they haven't
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: done a Nightmare on Elm Street in a while, and
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: the last one they did was really bad. And Friday
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: the thirteenth is still just fucking in court, So that's cool.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Is there any time like a classic, you know, comes
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: back around. I'm like, fuck it, let's just watch it
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: because I'm never going, never going to to get a
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Friday the thirteenth ever. Again. It's fine. So that is
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Texas chance. I'm asker again to just confuse people like scream.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: They're just naming it the same thing, so not confusing
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: at all. Thank you for always being confusing. Let's go
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: down to this one. Is sounds amazing and I just
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: found this one today as well, so fucking have at it.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: So this one is what I'm talking in a normal voice.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Stop telling me to talk louder. Okay. So at February,
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: on February twenty fifth, twenty twenty two, we will be
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: graced by a film called Studio six six six. Okay,
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: it's the Bitchein's not in the title. I just want
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: to be clear about that.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Now, what is I see it right there.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Legendary rock band Foo Fighters move into an Encino mansion
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: steeped in grizzly rock and roll history. I'm on board, uh,
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: to record their much anticipated tenth album Once in the House,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Dave Grohl finds himself grappling with supernatural forces and that
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: threatened both the completion of the album in the lives
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: of the band. Okay, So this is directed by bj McDonell,
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: and this is his first feature film, but he has
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: one hundred and seventy two credits, mostly in camera and electrical.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: This is yeah, I didn't I think that went without saying,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: but you said it just electrics, starring Jenna Ortega, Will Forte,
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: and Jeff Garland.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: And obviously the band members themselves, those are just the ac.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Jeno Ortega will be playing Dave Grohland this film.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Shut it.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know what this is, but it sounds good.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: So I'm on board.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I'm so. I read this today and I was just
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: filled with happiness and glee, just like, oh my god.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I never never knew I needed this in my life,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: and here we are, one hundred percent going to watch
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: that's probably coming to streaming if it goes to theaters
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: going to see that shit immediately. But yeah, I figured
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: you'd enjoy that because that just sounds so wildly ridiculous
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: for sure. Oh my god, let's see here. So in
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: March seventeenth, twenty twenty two. Oh, I probably should have
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: prefaced this whole episode. I'm so sorry. Let me take
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: two day a lot. No, I mean, like, let me
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: take two seconds. This is all stuff that I've found
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: on my you know, like that me and you have
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: found we put together on a list like this isn't
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: None of this is like fact, you know what I mean.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I just went off of completed filming and post production,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: so and also the days may change as well. So
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: this is a very kind of loosely interpreted list. So
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: please don't please don't hate me if it's none of
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: you know, went.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Through a whole thing about these and their releases and
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: how that all works.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Right, No, I know, I'm just saying like this isn't
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: like you know, none of these are all one hundred
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: percent happening. I just don't. I didn't say that part
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: I don't think anybody's gonna come for you if the
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: dates move, the falls through.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, because there's actually one that was on
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: the last year's list that still hasn't come out, so
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: we'll get to that eventually. But May seven or March seventeenth,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty two a movie called Speak No Evil. It's
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: apparently a year for FOURIGN movies, which is awesome because
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: this is about a Danish family who visits a Dutch family.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: When the wait, Jesus why that is a dumb sentence.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: A Danish family visits a Dutch family. They met on
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: a holiday anyway, so they were both on there. It
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: was just a weird way to phrase that. What was
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: supposed to be an idyllic weekend slowly starts unraveling as
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: the Danes try to stay polite in the face of unpleasantness.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Very very I'm scared.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I don't know. There's not as all
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: you get with this, and there's not much else explanation
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: but two rivals families. I don't know.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: I really hope this is horror in the face of
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: social phaux pause and not actual horror.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of sounds like the Invitation in a
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: sense where everyone gets invited to dinner and then it
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: slowly starts unraveling through the night, and then by the
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: end it's like opens up to this whole crazy shit.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Sounds like that, but much more like territorial and family wise,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: like you know what I mean? You know what I mean?
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Uh see, I was reading it more as like, oh, crap,
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: we walked into this family shit show. I guess we'll
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: pretend we're not noticing the awkwardness. No, true, That's why
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: I said, I really hope this is a horror film
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: only in the face of social phaux pause. It's not
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: actually horror unless you are horrified by social etiquette lack thereof.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so, I guess I could see that.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: It's directed by a man named Christian taft Drop. Sorry
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: if I butchered that hasn't really done. He's done nothing
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I heard of or you heard of, and starring people
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: that we haven't heard of because it's like Danish or
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Dutch or something. So I'm not going to know any
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: of that stuff. So let's move on to the next one,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: also coming out the same day.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Yep. The movie is called Unwelcome Londoners. Maya and Jamie
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: escape their urban nightmare to the tranquility of rural Ireland.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Only to discover malevolent, murderous goblins goblins lurking in the
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: gnarled ancient woods at the foot of their new garden.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: When heavily pregnant, Maya's relationship with a local family turned sour.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Who or what will come to rescue her? And what
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: extremes will she go to to protect her unborn child?
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, directed by it's probably Josh John.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know John or Josh Wright who did grabbers
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Austin forgot a letter somewhere in there?
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Damn it.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Starring Hannah John Cayman, we got that letter in there?
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Call meet Call Meanie. Yeah, and Douglas John Booth. This
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: sounds like it would be fun. I hope it's more
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: of a fantasy horror, unless, of a the real horror
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: is the village.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: No, it's actually John, but it's j O N. Not
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: j O h N or Josh. So it's just John. Sorry,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: John Jingle Hammersmith. His name is my name too. Yeah,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Goblins State you had me at Murderous Goblins.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: You don't get to see a lot of goblins. No,
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm on board.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: I mean you have hobgoblins, you have a leprechaun, that's
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: a leprechaun.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Not really, that's not a goblin at all. And if
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: we count hobgoblins as goblins, then we are screwed on
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: goblin quality.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I mean, whatever, man, you
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: whatever hobgoblins? So there? What is what does hob goblin
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: even mean? If it's not a goblin?
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: It means said puppets, low budget, that's.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: What hob goblins mean. Fucking look it up on Websters.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: You're a liar, I honestly want to want to know
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: what the definition of a hobgoblin is. Is it like
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: the opposite of a goblin? Is it the Is it
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: like a goblin's inverse? I guess that would be the
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: same thing. Just said the same thing twice in different ways.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I'm killing it. Are you really looking up hobgoblin on
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: on Websters right now? Please?
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Webster?
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Webster, that's the fucking dictionary, all right? Okay?
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: What is a hobblin the difference between a goblin and
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: a hobgoblin. While a goblin is often portrayed in folklore
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: as a grotesque, evil and malicious creature, a hobgoblin tends
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: to traffic more in mischief than malice.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: So it's the same creature, just different fucking like like priorities.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the character.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: It's so cool.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: I guess they're saying the character Puck in a Midsummer
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Night's Dream could be deemed a hobgoblin because he's a
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: but he's a fawn, So I don't understand that.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: That's so funny. Okay, So it's literally the same like
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: animal whatever you want to call it, creature, but they
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: just have different priorities. I've got different fucking a different
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: directive I'm going or direction I'm going in.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, unless we're talking about Spider Man, then it's like
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: a whole other deal.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: That's so cool. Yeah, alright, he just did unwelcome alright.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: April Foist twenty twenty two a movie called You Won't
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Be Alone. Set in an isolated mountain village in the
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: nineteenth century Macedonia. This follows a young girl who is
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: kidnapped and then transformed into a witch by an ancient spirit.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Curious about life as a human. The young wicked, which
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: accidentally kills a peasant in the nearby village, and then
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: takes her victim shape to live life in her skin.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Fucking yikes. Her curiosity ignited, she continues to wield this
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: horrific power in order to understand what it means to
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: be human. Sounds fucking sick, dude, that's metal.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: That sounds like fun.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Directed by Goran Stola Stolovskisk Stolovski Stolevski.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: There we go, you got there who?
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Some of these names are hard who hasn't done anything
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: we've heard of? Again starring more people that we haven't
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: heard of, because I'm pretty sure this is also didn't
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: look at I didn't get too deep into like where
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: these were filmed, but this just sounds like something that
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: would probably be foreign, probably Russian. That would be tight.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: I don't see a lot of Russian movies. But yeah,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: that sounds fun. And again it's we got witches so far,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: We've got vampires so far? What else do we have? Goblins?
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: This year got a lot of fun stuff.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: How many times did you put the Black Phone in?
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Here is it?
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Where is it? Oh? Shit?
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Oh you probably had dates? Damn they did recent You
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: probably just typed the new date in there.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: But then I didn't delete it. Yeah, so coming up
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: next is a movie called the Black Phone.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Oh that sounds interesting.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just kidding, all right. So those are all
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: the movies with like hard release dates. Those are all Yeah,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: I should have known something was off when it went
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: from January to fucking June. So yeah, again, those are
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: all the ones I could find. I guess Halloween Kills
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: could be thrown in there, but there's not a solid
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: date yet because it's either still filming or it's in
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: post production still. So unless it's completed, you're really not
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: going to have a release date. So those are all
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: these solid release dates I could find for the year.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Now let's go to the stuff that is expected this year.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Some of it Halloween this year, I mean it is
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: this year, But there's not a hard day, you know.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: I mean last year, what the hell do we see that?
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Halloween ends? Whatever?
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Didn't we see that? Whatever?
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: The next one, Yeah, there's just no hard day. It's
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: it's you know, we'll get to it. But so these
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: are ones that are expected this year and have a
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: have a date they are expected by.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: So hit it, okay, okay, so uh stop it. This
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: one is supposedly on the twenty second of this month. Nanny, Nanny,
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: that's the name. That's the name sorry the way that
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: was typed. I totally was reading that wrong. Uh. Aisha
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: and immigrant nanny piecing together a new life in New
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: York City while caring for her caring for the child
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: of an Upper east Side family, forced to confront a
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: concealed truth that threatens to shatter her precarious American dream.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: That could be anything like a truth with the family,
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: a truth with herself. It's so vague. I don't like
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: it's so vague. I feel like they should have like
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: insinuated a little bit.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Plots are supposed to be vague.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: That's fucking vague. Like forced to conceal uh, to confront
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: a concealed truth with her family or with herself.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: That could do That's probably like the twist on the
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: movie that if they I guarantee that is a twist
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: where she's like, you know, a moment of clarity, Oh shit,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I have to do that.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: No, she's living a good life, but it turns out
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: that her rich ass bosses in fact spend all of
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: their time deporting immigrants.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, anyways, who do things at the bottom there?
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Okay? Directed by Nikkiato.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Juice su Yeah, your guests, and this is.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Her first feature Congratulations, starring Michelle monagaan yes and Dieope
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: diop uh and Felicia Rashad shelle Mont again you might
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: know from Eagle Eye.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: It's a good one with Shia La Boof. Okay, anyways,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: and then Felicia Rashad is from Uh, Felicia was from
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: the Cosby Show.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Oh that sounds familiar.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: No, but I don't support the man. I'm just saying
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: a quote. Oh that was.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Sorry, everybody, that was healthy.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I'll cut that out.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: It's fine, okay, Look that was several composite together.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta start drinking soda when we do the
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: podcast and drink drink anything besides that. Uh yeah. So,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know, it's kind of like a very just
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: you know, like a very simple thing plot whatever, very vague.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: I don't really have any I don't know, I have nothing.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: I have no feelings for this movie. I'll watch it, though,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: you know, I'll watch anything that comes out for that
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: year in horror that I can find. So that is nanny,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: just just nanny. No fran dresser dresser, what is it?
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Dresser dresser dresser.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: And it's also so.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: That's sound like Peter grif all right, expected April twenty
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: eighth this year a movie called Abby Zoo Abbey Zu
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Abi Zuo. Yeah, that one. A family struggling with loss
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: finds themselves at the mercy of an ancient demon trying
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: to destroy them from the inside. Fuck your let's go.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: It's fucking demons. I'm ready directed by all the Oliver
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: excuse me, either Oliver or all of year. I might
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: have spelled that wrong. Wow, I really suck at this
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: park Olivier. He's only done one movie and then again
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: starring more people that I don't fucking know because it's
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: it's foreign, and I'm not mad about that. I am
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: a very excited about all of these future potential foreign
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: horror movies coming out this year. So yes, ready to
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: go take it away with the next one. Lady, all right,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: you got this.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: I know, but uh, I forget. I've read that two
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: seconds ago and then I laughed about it. Okay, So
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: this one's coming out supposedly July twenty second. The movie's
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: called Nope and much on the theme with the title,
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: there is no description. It is the next film by
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Jordan Peel. It's gonna have Keky Palmer, Michael Wincott, Steve
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: un and Daniel Klujah great cast. Yeah, much like Us
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: or Get Out, there's there's really no physical way to
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: know what the plot's gonna be.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Uh, it's it's being split like purposefully, not of course. Yeah,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: it's Jordan Peele.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: You know, he likes to keep it cryptic, and much
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: like his other movies, we're really not going to know
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: till we get a trailer, and then even then we're
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: really not gonna know. He likes to keep the plots
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: really secretive and vague. And I do know that someone
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: thought that maybe it would be a sequel to one
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: of the others, but it is highly unlikely. The only
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: thing we know is that there is a poster of
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: a town that seems to be set in the middle
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: of nowhere, in a like a rural kind of area
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: near some mountains that's all lit up, and there is
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: a a string of almost like bunting, A.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: String of bunting.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: What the hell is that decoration? Oh?
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I was thinking butt cake, string of cakes, but.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Or penance on a string that leads up to a cloud,
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: almost like a kite.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's either's an alien I'm assuming I don't know,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: end of the world.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know, situation don't know, but yeah, way to tell.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: That's kind of the issue I have with Jordan peelis
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: he lets you you got to give people something so
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: they know what the movie is about, because you know,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: with get Out and Us, you really weren't sure. And
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: it just kind of led me to overhype them because
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I'm like, just looks so mysterious and interesting, and then
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: they ultimately kind of just fell flat for me, like
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: not disrespecting how they were made. They look beautiful and
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: the acting is fantastic, but I build them up in
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: my head because I'm like, there's no information about this, like,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: like you know what, it's hard.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Set the barlow for yourself this time.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: No, trust me, I'm going into this one was zero expectations.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: And since my favorite thing to do is wildly guess
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: at the plot based on the title Nope and based
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: on his previous films, I'm going to guess this is
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: a situation where someone immediately senses something is wrong and
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: tries to exit the situation like they're pretty much like Nope,
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: I'm leaving, and they can't see to do that despite
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: their best efforts to get out of a situation that
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: they know is dangerous.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was. So it's like, okay, it's
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: like the village, but you find out the twist in
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: like the first fifteen minutes and they're like, what the
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: fuck I need to get out of here, like something
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: in that kind of vein. Okay, all right, there's actually
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: a black Mirror episode like that where they're trapped, not trapped,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: they're into this dome or something like that, and they're
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: they're matched up with certain people, but these two people
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: want to be together, so they leave their I don't know,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: there's a black Mirror episode kind of yeah, vaguely with
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Yeah, I mean that that makes
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: the most sense. That's that's yeah. I'm gonna I'm gonna
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: agree with you on that one. I don't have it.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I don't have any other theories on that.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: September ninth, we have Dark Harvest. Allegedly, this is about
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: a legendary monster called October Boy who terrorizes residence in
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: a small Midwestern town when he rises from the cornfields
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: every Halloween with his butcher knife and makes his way
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: towards those who are brave enough to confront him. One
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: hundred percent yes, and I'll tell you why because people involved.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Dope as fuck, directed by a man named David Slade
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: who did Black Mirror Bandersnatch and also Thirty Days of
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Night and also Hard Candy. Those are three slappers, like,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: those are three movies that slap.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this movie should be real creepy.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Starring Elizabeth Reeser, Luke Kirby, and Jeremy Davies. You'd probably
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: recognize them if you saw their faces. But I am
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: so about this movie. I mean it's like it's like Pennywise,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: except every fucking year I come out with a butcher
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: knife and stock you down in the cornfields. Totally did
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: not mean to make that pun, but I did. So
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: there's that. That was free. I was on the house,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: all right, let's go to the next one.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: You are up, okay, So I'm looking up something for
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: this god. So that was rude, okay. So on September ninth,
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: we are looking for another Salem slot. I personally excited
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: for this one because I have watched the two thousand
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: and four mini series and that was a fun time.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: That one had Robelo in it. So Ben Meers, a
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: writer who spent part of his childhood in Jerusalem's Lot Maine,
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: also known as Salem's Lot, has returned after twenty five
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: years to write a book about the long abandoned Marston House,
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: where he had a bad experience as a child. He
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: soon discovers that an ancient evil has also come to
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: town and it's turning the residents into vampires. He vows
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: to stop the plague of undead and save the town.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: Woo all right. So this was directed by Gary Doberman,
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: who also did Annabelle Comes Home and is starring a
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: couple recognizable faces like William Sadler and Bill Camp. Now
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: I'm personally looking forward to this one because there was
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: this period of time where Sci Fi would show this
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: and then they would also have Mercy Hospital and.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: The Long Storms whatever.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: But they were like Stephen King TV series, Rose Red
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: all that, and I used to any time one of
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: those was on, I was like, I was invested. Was
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: I scared? Yes, But I watched him anyway. So I'm
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: always looking forward to that. Plus, you know how I
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: love watching vampire things.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that would be the second vampire of the
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: year according to the list we have here. So the
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: next one I'm going to call as probably going to be,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: if not my favorite top five of the year. And
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: let me explain to you why. It's a movie coming
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: out supposedly on September twenty third, called Don't Worry.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Darling Ooh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: It's about it's a nineteen fifties housewife living with her
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: husband in a utopian experimental community, begins to worry that
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: his glamorous company maybe hiding disturbing secrets. Now getting very
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: like Stepford Wives, Stepford Wives vibes off of this. That
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: was really tough to say. But the reason why I'm
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: excited about that because really, that doesn't sound like a
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: very interesting plot. I mean it does, but it doesn't
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: because it's directed by Olivia Wilde. She also did movie
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: called BookSmart. She also has plenty of acting credits as well.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: It's also starring Yes Fox Show, also starring Jima Chan,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Florence Pugh, Harry Styles, Olivia Wilde, Chris Pine, Nick Kroll,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: and like what fucking what? Those are some seriously awesome names,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: And when you put all of those people into this world,
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: it totally fits. And I think it's going to be
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: a bop. I think this whole movie is gonna be
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: fucking awesome.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm personally also looking forward to seeing that. You know,
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Florence Pugh has been crushing it recently, so I'm excited
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: to see what else she'll do. Plus the rest of
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: the cast is excellent, So are you kidding me?
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: We got Yeah? I love Jim, I love I literally
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: love all of them. It's funny because Nick Kroll is
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: a comedian. I know I put them in there twice.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: I wasn't paying attention today, but Nick Crole is a comedian.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Who does. I think he's on a show called Loudmouth
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: or big Mouth, which is that. I think he's in
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: that show, but I know he's a funny comedian. So
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: you have all these serious, at least serious actors and
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: you throw him in there that should be big mouth, yes, yeah,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: big mouth. Yeah. So it's kind of funny that he's
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: gonna be in this because he's done some really wacky,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: silly shit.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: He also voices goonter and sing.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah yeah. I was trying to think of
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: who it was, but I couldn't remember off the tip
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: of my tongue, and I wasn't gonna go in looking
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: for it, So thank you for that. But yeah, So
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: he's a funny, silly guy, and I feel like he's
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: going to be the you know, the comic relief in
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: this because this is obviously like a horror drama. So
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: I feel like he's going to be the, like I said,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: the just the silly, goofy guy. So that is don't worry, Darling.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: September twenty third, Let's go on. This is actually working
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: out perfectly. It works out perfectly every year we do
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: this with I wanted to do this one, you want
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: to do that one.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: So yeah, October fourteenth, supposedly we'll get Halloween ends, and
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: for the love of god, if they're gonna keep doing
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: what they did in the last one, that's fine.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: If it ends, oh no, if Tommy comes back, and
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: if I hear Evil dies and I one time Evil
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Tonight fucking walking out, if they say that one goddamn time.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: The saga of Michael Myers and Lourie Strode, Oh so
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: she'll be in this one comes to spine chilling, climax
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: and the final installment of the franchise, directed by David
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Gordon Green who did the first two and was apparently
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: drunk during the second one, and starring the main people
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: from the first two installments, So, uh, Lourie Strode, Judy Greer,
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: and they're in Lori Strode cass I know Lorie.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so Lorii Strode playing Lorie Strode.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Fine Jamie Lee Curtsy. But yeah, frankly, they have a
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: lot of ground to make up. It felt the second
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: one felt like a filler movie. So they really gotta
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: really got bring it back round and possibly put Jamie
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: Lee Curtis in more than fifteen minutes.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because if it wasn't for people like or if
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: it wasn't for God damn it, the sheriff who gets
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: shot and gets put in the bed right next to her,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: she would have no purpose in this movie. She was
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: literally there because someone else just happened to be in
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: the same room as her.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Oh he didn't get got stabbed by the doctor.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah he got He's that's how the movie opens. It's
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: him because you know he got stabbed, yeah or whatever.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: But yeah, utilized I almost said Strode Moore utilized Curtis
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: a little bit more in this one and bring back
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: what was awesome about the first one. We should act
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: like the second one just did not exist. I'm gonna
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: when I watch them. I'm gonna go from one to
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: kills and just disregard. And it was so bad.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Kills, God, damn it.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Kills.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So uh, here's to hope in a little
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: nervous now.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: I know I'm uneasy going into this one. I will
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: not be buying a shirt beforehand. The next, the next
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: one coming out is actually okay. So now we're gonna
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: into the movies that don't have a release date. They
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: are just expected this year. They are either filming post
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: production or completed. This one, it's called The Cello, and
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: aspiring cellist learns that the cost of his cello is
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: a lot more insidious than he thought. Again, this is
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: one that doesn't sound interesting at all. And then you
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: look at who is in this and I'm so ready
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: because you have directed by Darren Lynn Bousman. That name
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: should mean something to you if you listen to this podcast,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: if this is your first time tuning in. He is
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: heavily involved in the Saw movies. So that is where
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: my love for Darren Lynn Bousman comes into play. I'm
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: shut it. It's also starring Michael Irons and fucking Tobin Bell.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: I'm ready. My body is ready for this. Movie. I
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: don't I don't need anything more than that to come
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: from this movie. I will be there watching at home,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: in the theater where it's wherever it's happening, I'll be there.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: So I'm excited for that.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Oh I want to do that one.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: You want to do this one?
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: What about this one?
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: But I want to do that?
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: You rather do that one than this one?
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Fine, then you do the next two. I'll do the
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: next two.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, I have to shut Oh, okay, so do the
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: next one.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: That's what I just said.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Okay. This one is supposed to becoming the HBO Max
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Evil Dead Rise, a twisted tail of too a strange
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: sisters whose reunion is cut short by the rise of
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: flesh possessing demons, thrusting them into a primal battle for
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: survival as yes, just like that, as they face the
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: most nightmarish versions of family imaginable. Okay, oh wow? Really
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: directed by Lee Cronin who did The Hole in the
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: Ground and starring some people who have not dawned much.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I was really hoping to see maybe ray me me,
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe a Campbell thrown in there. Nope,
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: not so, I don't know.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Real they're just gonna have to see they might be added.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Later or something. I mean, I feel like you kind
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: of owe it to them.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this I mean not to say I don't like
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: the Evil Dead remake. I like it on its own,
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: separate from the original franchise.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, the one from twenty thirteen.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it on its.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Own favorite one.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: But I don't really in my head, I don't really
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: consider it part of the franchise. I feel like it's
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: its own thing. But this kind of feels like another
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: round of Yeah, we're just gonna say Evil Dead and
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: it's totally in the same universe now that we've just
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: called it Evil Dead, and it's like, guys, either make
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: it part of the Damn franchise or make it something else.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: It's like, I feel like they're just trying to call
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: it Evil Dead so they can use dead Eyes because
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: they're such fun characters to work with.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: I'm hoping it'll be better than that.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: It does credit Sam Raimi as the writer, but only
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: in the sense of that it was created, you know.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it doesn't that could. I mean, Stanley's create
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: credited as a writer on like all the Damn Marvel Movies,
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: doesn't mean he worked on the script.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: And honestly, all these fucking kids that are in this
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: they all look they all look annoying. I don't know.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: So we'll just have to see. Hopefully it is not
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: a Like I said, I still like The Evil Dead
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: from twenty thirteen, but I don't want it to be
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: another round of oh, we're calling it Evil Dead, but
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: it's like its own separate thing. We don't need several
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: movies like that.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Well one is fine, but yeah, because I was gonna
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: say the you know, the it was a remake, you
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. So it's like it is its
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: own thing for sure. But at least that still had
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: it still kept the story pretty pretty true.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: I had a lot of callbacks, you know, to the originals,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: which was.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but we don't need multiple movies that are like, oh,
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: we're doing our own Evil Dead thing. You can't take
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: someone else's thing and call it this is my own thing.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't want another like what happened with Paranormal
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: I swear to God every time I say that piranormal
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: activity next KI. Yeah, I don't want another. I don't
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: want that to happen again. I don't want this to
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: just be a thing where people are attaching their names
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: to this move or you know, to a franchise when
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: it really has nothing to do.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: With it, because you could really just call it your
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: own thing and people would enjoy it. Like we both agreed,
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: if we hadn't thought it was a paranormal activity movie
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: the whole time, we liked Next of Kin Moore, but
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: you put paranormal activity on it did not do the
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: same vibes as paranormal activity, weren't remotely related. And then
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: you're like, well, what was the point of calling it
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: paranormal activity?
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: So let's not have another case of that. But we'll see.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: I'm still excited because you know, you know, evil dead,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: so we'll see what's going on with that. Oh you're
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: doing the next one.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: I am mostly because I'm excited. This is my favorite
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: Stephen King book, so it's firestarter. I have been dying
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: for them to do a movie for this one for years,
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: like a not that I didn't see the original, but
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: I had read the book first, so I'd always really
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: liked the book, and I knew there was a movie,
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: but I wanted an updated one because even though I've
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: seen the original movie with Drew Barrymore, and I do
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: love that movie. I really want a movie where they
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: have the effects and why and where the only Native
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: American character is played by a Native American man.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot that they whitewashed that
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: they did.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: I told my sister, I'm like, yeah, the guy who
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: played Paton plays Rainburt and She's like he does.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you nineties Hollywood for that fucking gem.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: That was cool, because we all know there were no
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: Native American actors, none available working in the nineties. Yeah,
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: so unless they were working as tropes. Yeah, seriously, and
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: then are stereotypes, I guess so, and then they were available.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Even in Wayne's world, they kind of use him as
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: a trope, you know what I mean. They use the
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Native American who get you know, because they after all
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: I guess this was after is at the end of
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: Wayne's world too, when he and all the trash is
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: all over the place and the Indian doing the crying thing.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I mean that kind of I would consider that kind
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: of sorry sorry, sorry, sorry, Native American. That's kind of
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: a trope, you know what I mean. So, yeah, I
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: kind of just used as tropes, but we'll actually get
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: a Native American person to play in this one.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: I didn't there are several of them working in Hollywood
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: actively just throwing it out there. So after being and
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: we actually reviewed this, So if you've heard that episode,
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: you already know what the plot of this is, and
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: you should read the book too.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Is fantastic.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's my favorite because not only is it a
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: really interesting story and it plays on the whole idea
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: of the government experiments for esp but it's the only
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: one where there's no creepy, gross sexual stuff going on.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: In fact, they explicitly say that when one guy's getting
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: kind of weird towards the main girl, he's like, this
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: isn't a sexual thing, just so we're clear.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the one of the only books that
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: I've read of Stephen King that does not go into
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: excruciating detail over women's breasts.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that was nice because I think there was
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: one boob description in it while someone was high on drugs,
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: and that was about it. And that makes it more
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: palatable because Stephen King nobody needs that much info.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: We don't.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: After being experimented on by secret government entity called the Shop,
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: Andy McGee develops psychic powers and meets the love of
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: his life. Together, they have a daughter with the power
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: of her own, and the shop will stuff stop it
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: nothing to get them back. This will be directed by
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Keith Thomas, who did The Vigil, and starring Zac Efron
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: as Andy McGee. And since he's matured as an actor,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: I'm actually really looking forward to him playing this role.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: Well, it's just like a Pattinson you know what I mean.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: After he did Twilight movies, He's done plenty of other
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: solid fucking movies, and I'm very excited to see him
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: as the Batman.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like really, if you pigeonholed him to the roles
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: they did when they were younger, then we're all screwed there.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, like you got to let them mature. And
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: he's done some really good roles. I mean mostly comedy,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: but he's done some good serious roles and I really
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: look forward to it.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: That's fair. I'm gonna go through these two quickly because
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: one I don't care about and the other one I
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: also don't care about. I'm just letting you guys know.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: So apparently I think this was on the docket last year.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: I've been seeing this for a while now, so I
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: really don't know how true this is. But we're supposed
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: to getting a reboot of Hell Raiser, which I believe
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: is supposed to come straight to Hulu, So well, can
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: you please be normal for fucking an hour? Man? No, So,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: it's the reboot of the nineteen eighty seven horror film
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: about an evil creature who's summoned, who is summoned from
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: another dimension. Now, the only reason I'm excited for this
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: is the fact that apparently David Bruckner is involved who
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: did the ritual, and it's starring a female as penhead.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Her name is Jamie Clayton. So those are the two
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: reasons why I'm excited. Oh okay, sorry, so yeah. Other
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: than that, don't really care. Next up, we've got Jeepers
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Creepers Reborn. The only reason I don't care about this
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: is because of the whole thing with the director. I
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: still love one and two, but I'm I'm pretty sure
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: he's let me double check, can you double check real quick?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he's doing this, And I'm like, why
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: are why is Hollywood still letting this man fucking work?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: Can we see Chris Brown still working?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: We have questioned can we just not let this director work?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: And we also tried. We tried watching the third one
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: when it first came out, and we got ten minutes
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: ten and I was like, this is fucking stupid. I'm done,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: And we just remember that when we turned it off. Collectively,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: both were.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Just like, Nope, it doesn't appear as he's not listed
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: as oh proact.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, so then maybe I'll check this one out.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: But but yeah, he honestly needs to be not doing things.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: But yeah, that third one was both bizarre and bad
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: and weird that it got released after everything about him.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so this one is forced to travel with her
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: boyfriend Lane, uh she whoever she is. She begins to
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: experience she is Lane's girlfriend. I know. I guess there
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: was either no name or I missed it. So Lady
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: nondescript Lady begins to experience premonitions associated with the urban
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: myth of the creeper. Lane believes that something supernatural has
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: been summoned and that she is the center of all
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: of it. Oh name is Lane.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: We don't know her boyfriend's name?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, now yeah that kuld of that you know,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: that name can kind of go both ways. I wasn't sure.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: I thought Lane was thought Lane was a boyfriend. Uh.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: Directed by Timo Something I do not want to butcher
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: your name. He hasn't done much. And also again the
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: theme of the year is starring a whole bunch of
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: people that we've never heard of. We're gonna skip this
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: one because this one is that's still in pre production,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: so I don't want to bother with that one. So
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: it's good to this one.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, lovely dark and deep, And I have miles to
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: go before I sleep. Okay, it's poem geez Uh, Lovely
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: dark and deep. Lennon, a new backcountry ranger, travels alone
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: through the dangerous wilderness, hoping to uncover the origins of
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: a tragedy that has haunted her since she was a child.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: Directed by Teresa Sutherland, who hasn't done a whole lot
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: with a bunch of people that we haven't heard of.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: And but that is a poem, so that comes up
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: in Okay, death.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: Per I believe? Yeah, Yeah, so that's a movie that's
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: probably coming up this one. I'm ready for this one.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: It's called My Best Friend's Exorcism. Yeah. The year's nineteen
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: eighty eight High school sophomore's. Abby and Gretchen have been
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: best friends since fourth grade, but after an evening of
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: skinny dipping goes disastrously wrong, Gretchen begins to act different.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: She's moody, she's irritable, and bizarre incidents keep happening whenever
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: she's nearby. Abby's investigation leads her to some startling discoveries,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: and by the time their story reaches its terrifying conclusion,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: the fate of Abby and Gretchen will be determined by
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: a single question. Is their friendship powerful enough to beat
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: the devil?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: I like that that is a nod to those old
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: movie titles like My Best Friend Is a Vampire, or
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: those kinds of titles that are really silly. So this will,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: I hope will be a comedy because I probably feel
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: like you wouldn't name it that if it wasn't supposed
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: to be funny.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: It's directed by a man named Damon Thomas who's done
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: more TV than anything, and starring Christopher Lowell and again
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Elsie Fisher. She's in another movie up there, so let's
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: go to the next one because we are running out
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: of time.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, so next one is orphan first kill. You have questions,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: We have questions. An unhinged woman named Lena Claimer Claimer
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: orchestrates a brilliant escape from an Estonian a sane asylum,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: and travels to America by stealing the identity of a
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: missing daughter of a wealthy family. However, Lena's new life
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: as Esther comes with an unexpected wrinkle face and pits
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: her against a mother who will do anything to protect
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: her family at any costs. So if you've seen the
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: original Orphan, you know the whole deal. It is extremely
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: confusing that they are doing this because, uh, she older.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Oh can I tell you why this is funny to me?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: Well, it's because sorry, did you have something I was
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: wanna say?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: Go ahead?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Okay. So, at the time of filming the first movie,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: Elizabeth Furman was eleven years or twelve years old, so
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: it was about a nine year old who was Oh shit,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: I can't really give that.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: God, But again, what movie? What year did that come out?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: Two thousand and nine? That's why I want to just
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: say it.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: It's two thousand and nine and she is playing a child,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: and this is a prequel with the same actress, So
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: regardless of the rest of the plot, it's still extremely
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: funny for this girl who is now much older. She
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: is a grown woman at this point to be playing
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  Speaker 2: a child who would be younger than she was in
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: the first film.
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  Speaker 1: Can I just say it? No, it's been dude, it's
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: been almost ten.
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  Speaker 2: Some people haven't seen that. I didn't see it till
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: like two years ago.
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  Speaker 1: It's been thirteen years. You've had time. I think we
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: need to create a new rule here with spoiling stuff,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: with like, if it's been ten years, we should be
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  Speaker 1: able to just spoil it.
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  Speaker 2: Look, if you're what she's twenty five now.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, ninety seven?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so yeah, you're like twenty four to twenty
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  Speaker 2: five and you're playing a high schooler. Unrealistic, but okay,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: you're playing someone under the age of ten.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's gonna be awesome.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be so weird.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: I'm ready for it.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: So she's gonna be in this and Julia Stiles because
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: apparently Julia Styles likes to make the occasional horror film.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: And it's gonna be directed by William Brent Bell, who
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: also did The Boy They Boy.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Can you stop fucking like calling out every grammatical error
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: that I put in there?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: Just read it and proofread this shit. Dude, I don't
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: have time to prefread this shit. Good God, you're killing me. Man,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: hey boy, like, can you just read it? It's ay orphan,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: I swear to god, I don't know why. I don't
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: even why.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: They mad fucking I'm gonna just mute you. I'll do
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: the rest of this myself.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: I'll just yell into your microphone from over here.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Anyway is the next The next movie is a movie
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  Speaker 1: called Outpost and a Nightmare on a Mountain about a
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: woman fighting demons where the demons are winning. Fucking all right,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: whatever I'm in. You had me at Demons. This is
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: directed by a man named Joe low Tregulio.
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  Speaker 2: That's fun.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Well, okay, so you don't know the name because I
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: didn't know the name. I mean, if you do, tight,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: but I didn't know the name. But he's the guy.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: He was the guy in super Bad that picks up
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Seth and uh whatever, Jonah and whatever their names are.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: He picks them up. He's a really dorky guy that
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: brings them to the party. And then every when he
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: gets to the party, everyone's like, why the fuck are
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: you here. He's been in so much shit.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: He was in I Love You manh Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: he's awesome.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: This is awesome from I Love You Man, countless other things, Bob's.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: Burg American Summer.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah he's yeah. So he's directing this, I'm nice. Yeah.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: And it's also starring Dallas Roberts and Dylan Baker. Again, uh,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: you probably know them more. Wea their face, but the
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: names can be recognizable as well. So that sounds fun. Again,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: you had me at Demons, so I'm ready to go
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: for outposts.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: All right, pray this will be on who the origin
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: story of the Predator. Oh and the world of Commanche
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: Nation three hundred years ago. Oh boy uh nhru. A
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: skilled female warrior fights to protect her tribe against one
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: of the first highly evolved predators to land on Earth.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: Directed by Dan Trachenberg.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Trachtenberg, who did.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: Clover ten Cloverfield Lane, starring a few people that we
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: don't really recognize. I hope to god they did their
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: research about the move was at the Commanche Nation. I
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: don't know, Yeah, the Command Nation. I really hope to
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: god they're just not doing a vague general sort of Ah,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: they're Native Americans. We've done it and they're actually gonna
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: do it accurately. Yeah, well, hey, I heard that when
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: they did uh Mulan, this woman literally dissected how like
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: her outfit was from like seven different several different dynasties
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: and it didn't make sense, or like, I don't know
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: what she's wearing because she's dressed in four different dynasties
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: at once. Like googling is hard these days.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: I don't make the movies. I just watched them.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: Fire anybody who can't do historical accuracy. At this point,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: Google exists. Motherfucker.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: It's not always right though. Next one we have, it's
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: called shut In. A single mom does everything she can
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: to save her children after she's held captive. Directed by
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: DJ Carusso who did Eagle Eye that came up earlier
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: in the episode, and starring Rainy Qually and Jake Howrowitz.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Herrale wits sounds kind of like the Room, except they
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: escape like in the first ten minutes, and then she
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: doesn't know what to do. So that sounds fun. So
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: let's get on. There's only a couple more here. We
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: got like like three or four more scroll a pingpong.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, I just I just read this IMDb page because
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: Amazon won't stop giving me ads for it while I'm
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: watching Buffy.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's giving you ads for this?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah? You sure, because I was like, oh, because I
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: knew there was gonna be an about coming out. I
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: don't remember, but it's giving ads for it. Slayers, a
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: group of superstar influencers are drawn to a reclusive billionaire's mansion,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: only to find themselves trapped in the layer of an
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: evil vampire the Empire. The only way out is to
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: be saved by a fame famous online gamer and an
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: old school vampire hunter. Yes, it has Abigail Breslin. No, no, sorry,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking of another movie, but I just I looked
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: this up because I saw her wreck Somebody's Day online.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: Directed by kay Asher Levin who is hasn't done much
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: in the way of movies, and starring Abigail Breslin and
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: Maeln Akerman.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: Malin Akermanlin Akerman. She is awesome.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Abigail Breslin for wrecking that bitch online
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: today who said rude things about her father dying.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, probably shouldn't do that. Make fun of your
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: father dying, not not roast people. Roast people all day
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: for doing that ship. That's right.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: You roast people who say your father didn't die of COVID,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: he died because he was weak. Uh.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: Wow, people are fucked up, man. There's a there's a
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: nose booping me. Stab it.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: It's your turn to get a visit lap.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: We're almost done. Damn it her stupid dog.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's yes, I know.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Cowridge. A movie called Cowage Swallowed follows two best friends
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: on their final night together with a nightmare of drugs, bugs,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: and horrific intimacy. I'm ready, so.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: Like bad sex or oh jennamal alone.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's directed by a man named Carter Smith, who
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: did The Ruins, which is a which is a severely
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: underrated movie from like two thousand and eight and starring
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Genmen Malone and Mark patten Well.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: I like Genna Malone, so I am on Belod.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: I like Mark patten So this one okay, So this
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: next one is in pre production. But it sounded so
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: ridiculous that I had to I had to, all right.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: Tattered Hearts follows a country music duo who seeks out
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: the private mansion of their idol and ends up in
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: a twisted series of horrors that forced them to confront
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: the limits they go for their dreams. Wow.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Sounds like a country version of Studio six sixty six
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: or whatever and also way less cool.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: Directed by Bray Grant who did Twelve Hour Shift starting whatever,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: Starting Katie Segal who is in married with children, and
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: also Futurama and Joshua Leonard from Unsane. Is he the
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: creepy guy?
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the guy that follows Claire Claire Foya around.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, but uh, I've heard Twelve Hour Shift is
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: really good. I haven't seen it. I think Spencer recommended
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: that one, but I mean, so it's got a good
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: director behind it, but it just sounded so silly, so
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: I had to conclude that. And last, but not least,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: is I think the movie we ended on last year,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: and it's a movie called Windell and Wild. So this
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: is still not out yet, probably because of COVID. Two
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: scheming demon brothers Wyndell and Wild must face their arc nemesis,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: the demon dusting nun sister Helly and her two acolytes,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: the goth teamed Cat and Raoul. Directed by Henry Sellik
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: who did Coraline, starring Jordan Mike or Jordan Michael Key,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: Jesus Jordan Peel and Keegan Michael Key as voice actors.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm on board.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an animated thing or something like that, so
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: maybe maybe we'll get that one this year. Got a
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: lot of cool shit coming this year. I'm very excited
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: for just this year and horror, and of course we
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: will keep you up to day with anything that we
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: hear being released or coming soon. What have you? Also
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: in Kate, if you didn't notice, we may sound a
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: little different maybe, I don't know. We got some fancy
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: Mike se sure s seven b's here, a very expensive
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: step up from what we were using. So hopefully it
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: sounds better. I'll know when I edit the podcast, because
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: if it doesn't sound better, we'll just go back to
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: the other ones because these were expensive. But I'm just
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: gonna move my shit around now. They definitely look fancier though.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, they look nice.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: They look very nice.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: And there's not that stupid pop filter the way to
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: hit me in the face.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: No pop filter anymore. So it's nice. I do like it.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: But yeah, that was our Frights to come of twenty
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: twenty two. Me and Corey will be back next week.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: Trying out the new slightly tweaked, different format. I think
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: we're gonna try one movie next week, see how that goes.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: If it goes well, we'll continue to do that. If not,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: we'll go back to the two movies. But we also
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: did have a fun idea of just everyone writing down
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: movies they want to do, throwing them into a hat,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: and then like right now, I would pick one out
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: of the hat and that will be our movie for
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: next week. So maybe we'll do if the one movie
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: an episode goes well, that's what we'll do. Everyone will
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: just give me like twenty movies they want to do,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: and we'll just pick them from a hat and just
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: go like that. But yeah, so here's to twenty twenty two.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: Hopefully it's better boon last year. Not horror movie wise,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: just life in general. Thank you guys for tuning in.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Got anything you want to say? Oh? You ready to go? Oh?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: Someone calling you?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll outro the show you leave you go ahead? Okay,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: Hi whoever that is Anyways, Gabby and Zeel have left
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: the building now, so yes. Anyways, so yeah. Follow us
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  Speaker 1: email is stayspooky at outlook dot com And like I said,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: me and Corey will be back next week trying out
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: the new formula. I think we're doing eighties what is it?
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: B movie? I think we're doing B movies next week.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: Haven't really decided yet, haven't finalized it since I don't
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: know exactly what we're doing. But stay tuned until next week, guys,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: and until then, stay spooky