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Do Catfish Have Scottish Accents? – Loch Ness Catfish Theory · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  the moment I'm going to leave it though actually mine's a little bit clean today
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  and I got a new desk this week ooh oh did you yeah so I'm sitting down for the first
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  time or rather I should say I'm sitting up for the first time I've been on the
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  floor for the past few yeah I saw a photo yeah yeah guys I went to a party
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  today and uh it was a footb party for
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  somebody and uh there's a girl there that I said I a friend of a friend who I
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  greeted and she was wearing uh it was uh a cap like a
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  baseball cap but in blue sort of denim I think it was
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  before they were hipsters but I mean it doesn't really matter now if you wear
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  one now people just make assumptions so it's basically I do the opposite I I
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  wait until something's almost completely out of style and then I then I decide to
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  finally take it up it's basically the same as racism sorry go ahead yeah you
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  know when uh you know if I pop on a fedora and walk outside someone goes oh
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  hipster it's basically the same as racism same thing oh yeah so I guess you
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  you know exactly what ethnic minorities feel like now so you can you can judge
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  them I guess well and I do yeah I think we got a for that don't
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  we yeah I love everybody equally and here's a song I wrote about
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  it
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  rist but I love everybody
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  equally except the [Music]
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  juice that was a joke I love them
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  too there's that I in so much pain for this episode
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  I'm going to Soldier run through I've had hiccups for two days now okay
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  they're finally gone but oh the pain see I've never had hiccups and I hate you
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  for that I don't understand I get what I
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  from research I believe to be a similar thing to a hiccup is if I eat chili and
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  I can get like a like my diaphragm spasms but that happen Okay but it'll
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  happen once and but apparently that's what hiccups are and I can imagine that
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  happening over and over again would [ __ ] piss me off yeah see I thought I
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  had hiccups but I've never had them so bad that they hurt me so I actually
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  don't know what you have or or maybe I haven't had hiccups after all no no
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  hiccups like if you get them for like a little bit like 10 15 minutes yeah
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  you've had them but no I get them for I can have them for like a week a time
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  isn't isn't prolonged intense hiccups one of the indicators of
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  AIDS I think it is I think oh okay also only pedophiles get
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  that yeah it's kind of one of the signifiers you haven't realized already
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  when that happens you go oh okay I'm uh one of those I didn't realized that I
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  liked children that way but I have
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  hiccups so off I go in my my little car
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  my my ice cream van yeah I mean that's like uh it's like
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  that guy who got the brain tumor and became a pedophile yeah that is so weird
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  just goes to show the human brain is a marvelous thing as is the human
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  diaphragm uh and in Luke's case God damn
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  it y yeah but I'm still here for you
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  guys thanks buddy I meant Del listeners
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  H my mistake um it seems there's some Sasquatch news
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  in the spreadsheet um and I kind of
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  coincidentally um we maybe start with that because Terry uh he sent over to me
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  he said he's got a new jingle for Sasquatch news he wanted me to use next
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  time we had some oh well what better time yeah it's uh it's it's something
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  something to do with his favorite band um I don't know some kind of homage to
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  his favorite band I don't know um I'll play it
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  now
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  Sasquatch and uh I guess that's it yeah
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  yeah yeah that's that's fantastic H so
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  um what's the Sasquatch news well it's a bit of a shame you actually play that
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  it's not really Sasquatch news I just thought Terry would find it interesting
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  so we've been deceived yes okay um someone guy reckons he's worked out what
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  The Lochness Monster is okay mhm oh yeah he thinks it's a fish
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  right um this guy Steve Felton he's been
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  since 1991 he's been searching for Loess monster and he's finally come to the
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  conclusion it's not real all I'll stop you there the sentence it says first is
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  left his girlfriend and sold all of his possessions to search for The Lochness
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  Monster and now believe that somebody whose job it is to find loch nest
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  monsters has a girlfriend to begin with I mean most of the women that I've dated
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  want to know what you do for a living you know when they're weighing it up
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  right right and uh if I said I hunt the less monster I'm not sure they'd believe
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  me if you said it maybe they would I appreciate that so he thinks
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  it's just a catfish like a big catfish and there's a picture of him with the
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  with the catfish and that thing is huge it is do they have those in Loch Ness
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  yeah because that's the thing I mean about like 6 months ago or something we
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  we discussed one of these kind of cryptozoologists who decided that it
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  wasn't a monster in Loch Ness it was in fact an everyday elephant and even that
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  scenario raised more questions than it answered yeah right well this one is
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  because they know that they were introduced into the lock right mhm so
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  that's a fact so they're in there they're in there and the picture in here
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  is actually of a catfish in the lock this oh it is when were they
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  introduced um what I've got here they are very long LIF and it's entirely
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  possible they're introduced by the victorians to the lock and this would
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  explain M main sightings of nessi really started in 1930s right okay so about the
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  same about the right time so people in Scotland are just just
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  stupid and yeah so what you're saying is that some Scott wandered down to the
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  lake one day saw a fish in the lake he had never seen before and what f is
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  that that's a monster i' bit CW the
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  newspapers and he sounded exactly like either of us yeah
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  yeah that's my best Scottish accent that's that's exactly what I'm saying do
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  catfish have Scottish accents
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  um well probably not the first generation yeah because they'd have
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  their original accents so but which would be what where the
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  catfish that was my question they' they've got a f Man chew kind of
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  mustache does that are they do they hail from from
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  China it it's definitely possible okay I'm going to be H we don't want possible
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  Luke we we dealing cold hard facts on this show since when yeah do you know it
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  would be they're probably not from China uh although it would be amusing if they
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  were just because they do have a you know like a kind of a fum Manu mustache
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  going on Catfish from you go get ey catfish from China
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  Antarctica Antarctica okay no they found everywhere except Antarctica right I was going to
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  say I doubt anyone for any reason would have gone all the way to Antarctica to
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  get some fish to take them to Scotland in land and put them in a lake unless it was a
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  Chinese man who wanted to impress fumu and he was like oh look he looking like
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  you oh yeah that's plausible H
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  um I don't know I have to read all of this and it looks boring all right fine
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  so so it's a giant catfish uh it's not a monster I mean no when catfish stick
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  their heads and long slender necks above the water though that's my question yeah
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  because I've seen that documentary about the Loch Ness Monster
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  uh the the one that Disney made and um I think it was Disney uh and it doesn't
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  look like a fish in that looks more like Pete's
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  Dragon yeah how do you own a
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  dragon oh I guess uh is that just an old
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  example of oldfashioned American slavery I guess so does it om a life debt or
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  something is that oh oh maybe that's it he saved dragon's life yeah I think
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  that's how it works like a
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  wook is it Wookie or is it uh oh no this the gungans he get he you know what I
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  don't want to talk about gungans well maybe we should talk about gungans no
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  it's the wookies life dead you want to talk about gungans we've got some gungan
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  news today have we yeah we do I mean interesting do do we have a
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  jingle for gungan news I think we're about
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  to um can I make a request sure can the uh can the gunga news sound a little
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  Michael Jackson yeah sure all [Music]
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  right news news oh no it's news news he
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  gots boom
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  [Music]
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  bomat and there there's that that was fitting uh and I'll tell you why um it's
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  because it was because uh George Lucas has come out and said that Michael
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  Jackson was almost going to be J J Binks in The Phantom Menace did you guys read
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  this article no I'm looking at it now all right so let me quote here from
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  um uh ammed best which you know is the
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  the actor who play jarar Binks arguably the most hated character in all of
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  Cinema yeah um and he has come out and said this me Natalie Portman and
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  Georgia's kids were at Wembley Arena at a Michael Jackson concert we were taken
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  backstage and we met Michael huh there was Michael and Lisa Marie George
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  introduced me as Jer and I was like that's kind of weird I mean it's not
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  that weird seeing as he plays Jer but I'll let that go M was like oh okay and
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  I thought what's going on after Michael had driven off we all got back to the
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  after party I'm having a drink with George and I said why did you introduce
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  me as jger and he said well Michael wanted to do the part but he wanted to
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  do it in Prosthetics and makeup like Thriller and I wanted to do it in CGI
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  so um that was a thing wow so Michael Jackson wanted to play the character
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  better than what George wanted yeah yeah oh my God you're right
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  yeah yeah he wanted to do it Star Wars old school stuff I I bet what Michael
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  Jackson actually said was no George uh you're making a mistake I think all the
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  monsters need to be practical effect uh including my character otherwise I'm not
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  doing it I'm not going to do it if you're going to turn this into a CGI
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  shitfest and George was like well I'll get this guy over
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  here he was like if I want to turn this into a CGI shitfest I'll turn it into a
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  [ __ ] CGI shitfest and he did and he [ __ ] did in your face Michael
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  Jackson this just seems like a really strange story to
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  me like yes AED best Natalie pman and George's kings are all going to no that
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  just that doesn't sit right with well it like George was there as well as well
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  well yeah that's the thing it doesn't mention George until they get backstage
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  so if you're actually taking this literally he was at a concert with
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  George's kids and George was backstage the whole time with Michael
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  Jackson that's a bit weird of itself
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  yeah although to be fair if George Lucas said to me will you do you want to take
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  my kids to a Michael Jackson concert I'll be like no and he and he and then
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  he said he said well Natalie's going I'll be like oh yeah I'll go
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  yeah yeah but I love it it's like I've got this whole cast of uh people for
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  this new huge film that I'm doing I'm going to take um new Starlet Natalie
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  Portman and who do I reckon is the second most important person in this
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  cast got you and mcau got uh Liam no no
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  who's going to be the big star HED best
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  well he probably did think ja was going to be a big hit yeah he did and and I
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  think ammed must look in the mirror every day and just thank God that his
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  face isn't in that movie yeah has he actually done anything else that's bad
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  to say or any other movie kill himself what does he do now I think he
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  just goes around doing um conventions yeah a lot of them do that although to
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  be fair I'd probably do that yeah there's not a lot you can do when you I mean
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  I'd probably go and see this guy talk if he came to Supernova you know yeah he's
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  probably got some cool stories yeah i' I'd want to hear what he said I'm so
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  sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry yeah no but this thing he probably drys
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  the character yes well he did staring the
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  Robot Chicken Star Wars special he's in this film called some guy who kills
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  people which I've actually seen which is a very strange
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  um horror comedy about a a guy who works
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  in a burger joint and ends up murdering a bunch of people it's not very good but
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  he's in that apparently okay I have seen that was along actually
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  done a lot Boswick Barry BOS oh yeah Barry Boswick
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  yeah not a lot of what he's done isn't J J Binks though looking at this uh at
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  this list here right yeah that's true you know even people a lot of J Binks in
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  Robot Chicken a lot of J Binks in the Clone Wars I assume Jar Binks in the one
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  episode of Law and Order he was in some some joggers find the body of Jar
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  Binks we can assume yeah
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  yeah well come to Australia come to Supernova and we'll go see you cuz he's
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  listening yeah or come to the Singapore Supernova and I'll see you there yeah y
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  we're not traveling to see you singing overa I sh it's called yeah it should be
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  if it's not I told you I told you about my faux par didn't I what's that um I
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  think I told you this maybe not on which which one then which one I haven't had a
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  lot recently but I I did have I did have a particularly bad one where I was um I
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  was auditioning for a commercial and um this woman came in and uh she was she
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  was of Chinese descent as um as many people are here right y sure and um and
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  I said oh hello I'm Daniel and
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  um she said oh um I'm Sher and I said oh
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  pleased to meet you sy and she said no it's
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  Sher that's
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  [Laughter]
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  awesome great yeah did not did not go down well
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  guaranteed if you said oh nice to meet you Sherry she would have been like no
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  you making fun of my accent yeah it's not it's not Sherry it's
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  Sherry yeah and then it'd be in the web of Doom
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  again well do we want to stay on Star Wars news for a
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  bitar news Star
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  [Music]
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  News Lucas Phil may not have liked those photos that we discussed last week but
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  not everybody dislikes them no in fact uh from what I hear MK haml likes them a
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  lot yeah in fact he tweeted
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  this got excited when I saw Amy Schumer
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  GQ Magazine pics and I thought she was
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  just casting episode 8 we should be so lucky
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  so yeah no problem at all and he also has an Australian
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  accent yeah he does I wonder if he
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  thought um in he misread episode 8 as age
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  eight or yeah I'll be in Star Wars
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  age8 well I think this takes out that it was fair use as a parody If like Mark
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  Hill thinks it's real oh that's a good point I wonder if you could if you could
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  use that CAU the star of the film thought this was real well we discussed
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  this right because I I thought when I saw it I mean clearly they look exactly
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  like them the costumes are are I as far as I can tell proper licensed costumes
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  like and she is filating what looks like a real lightsaber I assumed somehow
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  Disney had approved this and I was baffled as to how that could happen
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  because I never thought that they would so I think I mean if they wanted to they
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  probably did do have a case here because I don't think it's it is that clear that
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  that they're not involved yeah but I mean we we talked
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  about it but I mean yeah if if Mark
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  Hamill himself who you know the star of the [ __ ] film the new one I assume
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  he's one of the Stars anyway didn't know that this was
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  fake what's a problem yeah yeah I think he just wants an end
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  with Amy Schumer maybe is that is that where he set the
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  bar Mark HL these days I know he's not an aist necessarily but I mean if I was
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  Mark Hamill and I was going to try to Shag a celebrity I wouldn't I wouldn't
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  be going after Amy Schumer why would he why would you go for celebrities I bu i
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  b my time because the film comes out at the end of the year so if he can just
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  make it through you know with a bit of bit of personal Lube until the end of
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  the year then who knows what's going to be coming his way once once he's back in
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  the Limelight he could go to any convention and leave there with any nerd
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  he wanted including you including me y
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  because you know he's now the age that Alec Guinness was when he played Ben
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  Kenobi is he he is is he really and I assume that Alec Guinness got a lot of
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  poon following that movie you know I mean I'm assuming he was just helping
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  himself to the script girls you know yeah y he was he was ashamed of his work
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  on those films he was so I don't I don't know if that's that's quite quite true probably
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  [Laughter] right all right um I've got something
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  here that annoys me all right go on um chop it off
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  the the link in here I put I couldn't be bothered writing the title it's thea.com
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  oh I've seen this it's [ __ ] realistic body types yeah I got annoyed by
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  I wondered what your stance on this was this website b.com they've come out
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  they've basically gone women in video games they're not really depicting women
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  in real life and they've taken all these old characters and sort of made them into real
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  women and I I will admit that women they don't
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  really get to wear a lot yeah mhm but the characters that they've basically
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  taken they've taken like Lara craft and all these fighting characters and just
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  made them bigger not muscle as in like a little bit chubbier yeah they're
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  Fighters they are going to be fit yeah look I'm sorry whoever runs this website
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  and I mean clearly this this is for people with with issues related to
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  weight and and and eating disorders and things like that but women do look like
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  those characters sometimes sometimes they do like in the circles I move in more
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  often than not they do like yeah like you I could F you can have it be upset
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  with what they wear yeah yeah cuz this is this is all completely appalling I
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  would agree with that yeah in particular I I mean Cortana I look at Cortana on
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  the left and I'm I'm like that's not even there's nothing unusual about that
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  like that's normal the one on the right is I mean they've made her a bit bigger
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  which again that's also fine but neither of them is is what I would call you know
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  like if no and I don't I don't think that left hand Cortana looks Bic no no
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  it's like she's quite voluptuous yeah yeah and actually the the Grand Theft
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  Auto five girl as well I'd say the girl on the left looks fine the girl on the
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  right looks fine as well they both look fine I just yeah I think they're making
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  a weird Point here I mean especially if you go down to Jade from Mortal Combat I
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  mean we're talking about a [ __ ] like martial artist yeah you know what I mean
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  like if you are an athlete at that level you probably would be pretty lean yeah
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  yes and well the same thing this same argument can made for the men in the
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  same video games exactly yeah absolutely they're all buff and fit well we're not
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  like make a character around me I can run maybe 10 m met and then I need a 20 minute
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  rest yeah also on the the Grand Theft
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  Auto 5 girl her um belly button appears to be sideways in the photo on the right
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  so I'm not sure that's realistic yeah I just I just love this thing about how if
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  you want to like like respect women's bodies you you
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  just got to make them all fat because like I know there are some fat women out
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  there but I don't think they're all fat
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  right no this is what they've done they' made them all fatter but the point of
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  this and I guess the most the more important thing to bear in mind is too
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  that yes there are fat women out there but that's not who these characters are
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  these characters are they are attractive version like if if they're going to put
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  a person in a video game to be an attractive person and they're going to
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  base it on Attractive people and the the the Bas line for that these days is the
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  person on the left it's got nothing to do with with you know like no exactly
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  that's what people find attractive plus they've made them all bigger but you can
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  be unhealthy and skinny just as easily as you can be unhealthy and fat just
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  saying that women should all be fatter because thin women are unhealthy is kind
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  of offensive if you think about it but in all of them they should all be wearing
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  more why well I'm sorry if I'm going into
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  battle like rku in Final Fantasy 102 I want to be wearing a little bit
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  more right but again it's that's not what this is is it it's like it's not
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  designed it's it's not supposed to be practical it's supposed to be a little
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  bit titilating isn't it well I don't know I mean um in the documentary Tekken
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  five um y you know that's uh that's a
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  perfectly acceptable outfit down little tassles on the wrists with the way it's
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  going with um a lot more female Gamers and it should be making it a little bit
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  better and I think they're doing the right thing with like the new Tomb
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  Raider games yeah some smart cargo pants yeah like wearing sensible clothes but
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  in that she is still fit and she's a fit person she's a Tomb Raider yeah she
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  wouldn't be doing that job if she was the the the lower Croft on the right
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  wouldn't survive a day of lower C CT on the left side the upper body strength
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  required to hoist Lara up those Cliff faces you climb using only a pickaxe
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  yeah is just not going to be attainable without a certain level of Fitness you
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  to do a lot of push-ups in order to pull those enormous breasts up a
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  mountain so I think what this SL would have been better doing is if they mixed
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  up the characters that they created maybe had someone who was just maybe bit
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  more muscle like bigger in that way well I'm going to go ahead and
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  assume that whoever did this has this exact body type on the right hand side
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  here because all of these women are now clones of one
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  another I think this is just a publicity stunt in fact they were more varied body
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  types originally because some of these are really seny some of them are really
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  voluptuous some of them are really skinny and on I don't think any of these
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  are what I would consider to be like excessively skinny or or fake definitely
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  not like I don't think oh well I mean Ru Ru is very skinny but she's also like an
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  Asian girl who and they're all really skinny so I don't understand what the problem
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  is and all really skinny sorry okay that
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  that's their whole argument with this well a lot of them are let's be honest a
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  lot of them are no but no they're just coming out it the
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  wrong way I agree I think it's just a publicity stunt well got got us talking about it
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  and this is a site we will never go to again you were you going to bel.com
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  anyway like have they lost a loyal customer yeah I mean I've I've got come
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  to believe me.com and I've found this but where are the
• 28:50
  instructions I want to okay yeah I want to look more like the girls on the left
• 28:53
  I get it where are the instructions man Jade from Mortal Kombat
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  could [ __ ] kick all our asses [ __ ] yeah oh
• 29:05
  yeah they all could yeah well I don't
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  know I reckon I could hold rku down
• 29:15
  yeah you know what I'm saying he does but he's not going to say
• 29:20
  it out loud yeah should we segue into other offensive
• 29:26
  stereotypes sure please why not I was just now I I don't actually have an
• 29:31
  opinion on this so forgive me for for just kind of just throwing this out
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  there cuz I really don't know what I think but it came out last
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  week that um drag queens have been banned from Pride
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  parades uh because apparently being in
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  drag is basically black face of
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  women right and I just don't know like I think maybe
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  it's valid or maybe political correctness has finally just just just
• 30:08
  peaked and exploded in this really bizarre way where like gay men who want
• 30:15
  to wear dresses are now being attacked by other gays within the
• 30:20
  community Yeah by saying that they have made fun of transgender people uh and
• 30:26
  women and I just I don't know like I don't really I think
• 30:31
  they should be sort of thanking the guys who have been in drag for so long cuz they're
• 30:35
  probably the ones I just think have maybe transitioned a little bit easier
• 30:39
  for people to get used to oh how do I say this without being
• 30:43
  offensive just saying don't worry about yeah don't worry about it drag queens
• 30:46
  have been around for a very long time and they've been accepted for a very
• 30:49
  long time right and I think this has been the stepping stone for where we are
• 30:53
  today with a lot of people accepting even more with more and more that's
• 30:57
  coming out the these days yeah I agree I don't think that's offensive at all yeah
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  no so how are you now Banning that to say that's offensive I think I can
• 31:07
  understand why somebody would see the similarities between blackface and drag
• 31:11
  you know that both of them are mimicking by somebody who's not something and
• 31:16
  using say the most extreme stereotype to do that but I think the motives behind
• 31:22
  blackface are oppressive by nature and
• 31:24
  the motives behind uh drag are more self-expressive I mean I don't know
• 31:30
  anyone who goes in blackace and says I'm doing this because I feel like a black
• 31:35
  man inside and I just want my outward appearance to mirror my inward appearance
• 31:40
  like yeah right I mean I've never heard a drag queen put on a dress and say I'm
• 31:44
  putting this on cuz all women are [ __ ] and I want everyone to know that right
• 31:50
  but I wonder if this is It's because before you know with all the history of
• 31:56
  things you know the the gays and the trans people and and the drag queens
• 32:00
  have all been Outsiders but now now that the gays can get married and they're
• 32:05
  kind of normal they're like H get get away from me
• 32:09
  que yeah we don't want you coming here messing up our perfectly normal Pride
• 32:14
  Parade yeah yeah we're all dressed like we
• 32:20
  are yes in rainbows
• 32:24
  yeah yeah or maybe it's like CU I always think cuz I'm I'm fairly apolitical when
• 32:31
  it comes to like a bip party system right I'm I'm talking voting for
• 32:35
  political parties right sure um I just stay out of that because I just don't
• 32:38
  give a [ __ ] either way and um and now I live in a country king I live in a
• 32:43
  country now where they have never not once ever voted out a political
• 32:49
  party since this country became a democracy and one party started it every
• 32:54
  time there's a vote everyone went yeah but it' just be the same [ __ ] if we V
• 32:58
  for someone else and these guys have already got a head start so let's just
• 33:00
  keep them in never vot it out whereas in Australia we just swap it
• 33:05
  every four years um that's right yep but I always do feel like in the in the off
• 33:10
  years when we actually do have like a leftist government everyone freaks out
• 33:15
  cu there's nothing to winge about yeah you know like anytime we've
• 33:20
  got a conservative right-wing government everyone's out in the streets and
• 33:22
  protesting and [ __ ] Facebook's all about how we hated um
• 33:28
  what was the dude the little dude with the glasses and the
• 33:31
  tracksuit that we had for eight years joh yeah everyone everyone was like John
• 33:35
  how [ __ ] John Howard and then we got rod and everyone was like can't really
• 33:40
  criticize him uh [ __ ] K Rod yeah so everyone voted back in Tony Abbott now
• 33:46
  everyone's like [ __ ] you Abbott yeah Rod
• 33:50
  was boring yeah bring back the drama no exactly right and maybe this is
• 33:57
  just an example of that
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  [Music]
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  [Laughter]
• 34:58
  um the title of this segment is an homage to a a Halo player that Luke and
• 35:03
  I once once play play back in the
• 35:07
  day um a man by the name of your mom's
• 35:11
  toou yep
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  [Music]
• 35:26
  what it's right on the tip of Mom's choue wow
• 35:32
  so I mean I I I don't know where to start I mean I
• 35:36
  don't I don't know what a CH is but I also I also just love the fact that we
• 35:42
  heard a Johnny diesel reference and from M of all people so
• 35:47
  you you can explain if you like Luke we were playing um Gayo and um all right
• 35:53
  stop right there explain to the listeners what G is Galo is when we all
• 36:00
  play Halo but we change our armor to Pink and change our little tag di to us
• 36:06
  to Gay and then try and get everyone in the match to do the same thing and we
• 36:11
  call it Gayo MH and at first it's very very difficult to get people to
• 36:16
  participate yes um cuz they're all little you know homophobic children uh
• 36:22
  but then after a while as you kind of gain momentum let me guess enough people
• 36:26
  do it that if you don't you're the idiot that's right and so once once
• 36:31
  everybody's doing it and then you you join the game and you're the only person
• 36:34
  who's not it's easy to get everybody to do it so this is a fun little game I
• 36:39
  I'll I'll let you I don't want to Kanye this but I'll let you finish in a sec I
• 36:42
  just I just want to say have you guys seen that YouTube video the first
• 36:48
  follower no it's amazing I watched it yesterday so it's just this guy's filmed
• 36:53
  on his on his camera at a an outdoor Festival right
• 36:58
  and everyone's just sitting on the grass and listening to the to the band and
• 37:02
  there's this one [ __ ] with dancing by himself like he looks like he's off his
• 37:07
  face and he's just dancing he's a terrible dancer and everyone's looking
• 37:11
  at him like you're an idiot like and he's just dancing he's doing it for ages
• 37:15
  and ages and ages eventually some other dude runs in starts dancing next to him and that
• 37:22
  first Dude Looks at him like yeah [ __ ] we're dancing and they just dance then
• 37:26
  that dude calls his friends over and they run in and they start doing the
• 37:30
  crazy dance of this guy's doing right so this guy's been filmed for minutes and
• 37:35
  minutes on end dancing by himself then one guy comes over and dances with him
• 37:40
  within 30 seconds it's hundreds of people because and like that guy on his
• 37:47
  own and the whole point of the video the first follower is that the first person
• 37:51
  to follow a trend is more important than the person who started it right because
• 37:55
  you can start it and you can do it forever on your own but you need one
• 37:58
  person to follow you to turn your Trend into a movement yeah and it's really
• 38:03
  impressive it's like they often say on the internet the first comment on
• 38:07
  anything determines how that is going to go like if you if you post something and
• 38:13
  then the first person on there's like [ __ ] off [ __ ] then that's it yeah um
• 38:18
  could that person dancing have been Terry because I just saw found it and it
• 38:23
  was actually at the Sasquatch music Festival are you serious I'm serious
• 38:28
  we need to talk about Terry as well yeah he's on um he's on Twitter now yeah well
• 38:34
  he's on Twitter but Matt I mean Terry rang me yesterday and was saying that
• 38:40
  he's pretty upset that you in particular are not following his Instagram Terry Terry
• 38:47
  smallo oh [ __ ] on Instagram yeah yeah I should get on that all right well I
• 38:53
  mean you should get on there right now yeah no I will I will I'll follow him um
• 38:58
  and I'll make sure I like all the photos because God knows what'll happen if he
• 39:01
  if he finds out you told me and I still didn't do it so I mean Luke's Luke's
• 39:05
  liked it yes really yeah all right I was first follower yeah yeah right so now
• 39:12
  everybody's following him the first follower well he's on Twitter as well
• 39:16
  follow him on Twitter um Terry smallo uh he's been he's been posting some updates
• 39:21
  he's I don't know what he's doing on there he's been posting some stuff um
• 39:26
  and this is probably a good enough time to say you can contact us on Twitter as
• 39:31
  well M nerdgasm multiple nerdgasm on Facebook uh search for us on Google+ or
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  email us podcast multipl nerdgasm tocom let us know what you like or dislike
• 39:42
  about the show um we like hearing from you we like hearing about the things you
• 39:46
  like more than we like hearing about the things you don't like yeah Al generally
• 39:50
  speaking if there's something we we we do every week and you're like H well I
• 39:55
  guess it's good that we we do want to know that yeah so I mean if we've sent
• 39:59
  you something like if we've said something on air that offends you like
• 40:02
  we don't give a [ __ ] oh yeah don't about that we do not want to hear if you're
• 40:05
  offended we do not care yeah yeah we've got a zero tolerance policy for wies
• 40:11
  yeah we do cuz being offended by something is basically saying your
• 40:15
  feelings are more important than other people's feelings so [ __ ]
• 40:22
  off um and if you like the show which we hope you do head over to patreon.com
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• 40:32
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• 40:36
  you off and there's some good uh rewards for the backers we could find ways to
• 40:40
  rip you off still don't promise that yeah we probably we probably but we are
• 40:44
  getting backers people are backing us I mean I think maybe we're at the point
• 40:47
  now where this show pays for itself yeah it it might I'll have to check cuz we I
• 40:53
  mean we are offering people t-shirts and mugs and things back we have been
• 40:58
  running this show at a loss for over years now so and we ran a Kickstarter at
• 41:05
  a loss at the start of the year the last year so who would have thought that
• 41:11
  raising money was so expensive it's ridiculous so anyway head over to
• 41:15
  patreon.com multip nasm uh check it out supporters um we're going to try and
• 41:21
  offer some exclusive stuff to the backers because we really do appreciate
• 41:24
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• 41:28
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  want to support us in some way just go to iTunes leave us a festar rating yeah
• 41:36
  absolutely bumps us up the list makes us seem more legitimate
• 41:41
  yep absolutely awesome but I'm sorry Luke I seg Wade because uh your gaylo
• 41:47
  story reminded me of that internet video so please go
• 41:51
  ahead well and uh so we started playing
• 41:54
  with this guy and his game tag was your mom's Town
• 42:01
  town he misspelled tongue yeah and when
• 42:06
  when we tried to correct him mhm on his
• 42:09
  spelling he told us to [ __ ] off and and I think it was clearly some kid and he
• 42:15
  was there with a bunch of friends but uh so the word challenge whenever I see a
• 42:21
  misspelling of tongue as town I always think back to him and laugh how did how
• 42:25
  was it spelled t o u n g e right okay
• 42:31
  yeah extra U that's great that's how I came up with the title of my new segment
• 42:37
  which has nothing to do with that story at all do you remember um that guy who
• 42:42
  was complaining for being removed from uh the
• 42:49
  Microsoft yes because his name was one
• 42:53
  word anal with your child yes and they kept they kept putting a different
• 42:59
  number at the end and they were like they kept disputing them and they were
• 43:03
  like stop it they were like
• 43:06
  sir any incar any variant on anal with
• 43:10
  your child will be removed from the marketplace
• 43:16
  hilarious so that yes so I have a new segment and it's called anal with your [Laughter]
• 43:21
  [Music] child
• 43:27
  [Music]
• 43:34
  s life for a bit there did you like that oh is that I I was going to say I didn't
• 43:38
  notice the harmony the first time so I really I do like it and I
• 43:45
  think you should Loop that back in all right cool um so this segment has
• 43:50
  nothing to do with that story or anything else we've discussed so far
• 43:53
  this segment is uh is basically I'm going to give you you uh well-known
• 43:59
  phrase or saying and I would like you to try and come up with where you think
• 44:04
  that came from oh good one okay okay and so and I've got I've got a little book
• 44:10
  here that um that tells the story behind everyday some everyday phrases and um uh
• 44:17
  I mean I don't know how true this is it might be might be untrue but I'm going
• 44:20
  to have to I'm going to have to refer back to the book as you know the gospel
• 44:24
  because that's my source Okay so i' i' like to begin with the phrase from the
• 44:30
  horse's mouth mhm as in uh you heard it straight
• 44:36
  from the horse's mouth correct that kind of thing yeah so from the horse's mouth
• 44:40
  where do you think that phrase originates any ideas
• 44:46
  Luke no um the only thing that I can think of
• 44:52
  right m is that you determine a horse's age
• 44:57
  by its teeth right oh yeah uh which is why the the phrase to look a gift horse
• 45:04
  in the mouth means if somebody gives you a horse don't don't go well how old is
• 45:10
  this horse you know it's a gift just [ __ ] take it yeah right but I don't
• 45:14
  know if that applies to the I heard it straight from the horse's mouth mhm
• 45:19
  unless horses are really gossipy back in the it does it does oh
• 45:25
  you're correct on that one so back back when buying and selling horses was
• 45:30
  common um it was important to know how old it was uh as you would need to know
• 45:35
  the mileage in a car or or that kind of thing so um what they used to do rather
• 45:40
  than take the owner's word for how old the horse was they would rather hear it
• 45:44
  from the horse's mouth yeah yep mhm and look in look at the teeth and determine
• 45:49
  uh the age and sorry go and as you mentioned the phrase don't look a gift horse in the
• 45:56
  mouth comes from the same thing if someone gives you a horse as a gift you
• 45:59
  don't walk up and check the teeth yeah like if somebody goes to give you a car
• 46:03
  and you go a don't know mileage yeah how many k it got on it yeah you just say
• 46:07
  thank you for my free car exactly but what that means is that people are
• 46:11
  saying I saw it from the horse's mouth for what would probably be centuries up
• 46:16
  until somebody one day said I heard it straight from the horse's mouth right
• 46:21
  and everyone went well he didn't really hear it and he goes no but doesn't it
• 46:23
  sound better when I say it like that well I think it's because other than the
• 46:27
  person telling you the horse tells you in a way figuratively speaking yeah
• 46:32
  exactly exactly all right well that was that was an easy one nice the uh the
• 46:38
  next one I'll only do two today because I don't want to I don't want to burn
• 46:42
  through them too quickly mm mhm but the next one for today is pay through the
• 46:46
  nose oh unless it's a cocaine reference I'm not entirely sure no it's not a
• 46:52
  cocaine reference where does the phrase pay through the nose you familiar with the
• 46:56
  phrase l d i I most certainly am yep okay any idea where it came from Egypt
• 47:03
  Egypt yep yep the Pharaoh because he have to get all those pyramids built
• 47:08
  he'd actually pay for it with his brain and they'd actually take the brain out
• 47:11
  through his nose right and so that's yeah so cuz they were pretty expensive
• 47:15
  to build those pyramids like you got to get all those slaves and a lot of Labor
• 47:18
  that is the most abstract thing I think that's ever been said on this podcast it
• 47:24
  is it's very creative and I'm going to give you points for that because is very
• 47:27
  creative so good it's not not correct oh
• 47:31
  I'm sorry uh although like I said the book could be wrong the book could be
• 47:37
  wrong so um the what the book says is
• 47:41
  and and actually does does specify that this is what they believe because this
• 47:46
  one in particular there's no more convincing explanation than this until
• 47:50
  now well so um the origin of this phrase
• 47:56
  refer refers to the nose tax that was said to have been imposed by the Vikings on the
• 48:02
  Irish the nose tax basically meant if they refused to pay them then they would
• 48:08
  slit their nose kind of like in uh in
• 48:12
  Chinatown uhhuh yeah yeah yeah yeah kind of slit the side of your nose out in
• 48:18
  nostril okay so uh pay through the nose uh is believed to have stemmed from that
• 48:25
  but I also once again I love it that that became a phrase because somebody
• 48:30
  came up to someone who was holding a gushing wound on their face and took the
• 48:35
  time to make a pun yeah you know you pay some did you have to pay that guy let's
• 48:40
  just say I pay through the nose mate yeah did you pay some Vikings with with that
• 48:46
  blood hey everyone look at Charlie he's just paid through the
• 48:51
  nose yeah Jeff that's really not funny I'm in an awful lot of pain right now I
• 48:55
  think he's unconscious so yeah so yeah that's that's believed
• 49:01
  to be the origin of that and that is my
• 49:03
  new segment right on the tip of Mom's
• 49:09
  toou can you um can you play that jingle back with your first harmy looped in and
• 49:14
  then do a third Harmony over it hang
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  [Music]
• 49:25
  on right on the tip of's right on the tip on the tip of
• 49:32
  Mom's to right on the tip of
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  Mom oh I got a bit carried away there that's all right so that I I became the
• 49:41
  guy who um doesn't sing but just wraps in the middle part right on the tip of
• 49:45
  the town it's on the toou yeah exactly your mom's
• 49:49
  toou your mom does have a very nice
• 49:53
  Chou I was talking oh good obviously
• 49:59
  okay hi Mom oh hi Carol forgot to
• 50:02
  mention during the patreon plug M Carol from Sydney is the new backer on patreon
• 50:08
  hey I've probably just revealed who that is I'm pretty sure we we' we've dropped
• 50:13
  Clues to it before yep so thanks Carol
• 50:18
  we really appreciate it uh we also uh speaking of people in the alers family
• 50:24
  we got uh some pretty good [ __ ] watch sent into to us recently we did we did
• 50:29
  we haven't mentioned for those of you who aren't familiar
• 50:32
  [Music]
• 50:37
  with oh that's a jingle we've not heard oh no I think that could use an
• 50:42
  update all right um I don't have anything right now but I'll I'll prepare
• 50:47
  it in time for the podcast going up and the new [ __ ] watch jingle goes like
• 50:52
  this we represent the lollipop field the lollipop
• 50:58
  M watch oh I get it the wizard of O
• 51:03
  connection yeah nice one clever Matt clever see now now I got to figure out
• 51:08
  how to work that in all right I'll figure it
• 51:13
  out yeah we did we did so uh she found you a new TV show D yeah yeah which I've
• 51:19
  had not been able to check out yet but uh but definitely will cuz uh that looks
• 51:25
  right up my tiny little Little Alley what was it called it's tiny
• 51:30
  little cuz of the cuz they're midgets yeah you got that right you guys you
• 51:33
  guys got that yeah yeah yeah yeah what was the show called oh
• 51:39
  oh you know what maybe I'll just edit the name of it in later yeah yeah yeah
• 51:44
  oh wait put it in just before I say this yeah that's it and I'm definitely going to watch
• 51:50
  that good I'm glad we finally sorted that out yeah I can't wait to watch
• 51:57
  that show yeah I saw the first like five
• 52:02
  minutes of it uh you're G to like it it's terrible he was so good he turned
• 52:08
  it off after five minutes no no but Luke does that if he's watched a show and he
• 52:11
  knows that it's so good it's hit its peak in the first five minutes then
• 52:15
  he'll just T out for the rest of it that's definitely happened
• 52:19
  before um I watched a movie this week and I don't want to talk about it too
• 52:23
  much so I might just briefly touch on it now I know Luke seen it have you seen
• 52:26
  Jurassic World Dan yet I haven't and I'm
• 52:29
  beginning to think that I sh okay I mean
• 52:33
  just watch the first one again yeah oh I do L Luke you you said that you thought
• 52:39
  it was all right is that right it's a good Summer movie
• 52:44
  but I didn't enjoy it no um I didn't really either this there's a lot of
• 52:50
  stuff that I liked in it but overall I didn't think it was very good I thought
• 52:55
  it was just a bit of of a mess as far as the story goes and there seemed to be a
• 52:59
  lot of stuff in there that didn't really need to be there so it made me think
• 53:02
  maybe they spent so long bashing this about and different versions of it or
• 53:07
  whatever that it's I don't know it just doesn't make a whole lot of sense and
• 53:11
  it's I'll be honest I've not heard anyone give it a good review no I
• 53:17
  haven't either and no offense but other than idiots who can't tell the
• 53:21
  difference right see my main problem with it just from a I mean it is what it
• 53:26
  is it's movie about a dinosaur park and but the problem is it's not but the
• 53:31
  problem is it's not because it's it's been built up as finally we get a a
• 53:37
  sequel to Jurassic Park worthy of that name mhm mhm and I really don't in that
• 53:43
  there was no Park in the lost world right or well there was in three but we
• 53:48
  won't talk about three um and I just my main problem with it was I think it
• 53:54
  tried to to make two many little homages to the first one uh and and they were
• 54:01
  just kind of unnecessary like and also it also tried to tie in this stupid
• 54:05
  military plot that was unnecessary as well they were jamming that in it just
• 54:11
  didn't fit the plot of this film should have been sorry okay this is not really
• 54:15
  spoilers you may have figured this out from the trailer you probably have right
• 54:18
  so it's not not super spoilers but the plot of the film is oh should this is
• 54:23
  what it should have been yeah they open Jurassic Park or Jurassic world
• 54:28
  everybody comes it's fun for a while but then get people get a bit bored cuz
• 54:32
  they've seen the dinosaurs already even though that's a [ __ ] ridiculous
• 54:34
  premise yep because they're dinosaurs and you don't get sick of dinosaurs CU
• 54:38
  dinosaurs are awesome any only on one Island so it's not like yeah you're on
• 54:43
  one Island so not everyone's going to get to go there everybody's sick of
• 54:46
  Disneyland you know like just like how that's yeah right so everyone's getting
• 54:51
  bored so they decide to genetically engineer uh a superior dinosaur mhm and
• 54:57
  uh things go crazy and it escapes and and gets loose in the park right that's
• 55:01
  what the plot should have been but instead there was that but there was
• 55:05
  also this kind of forced in subplot SL part of the primary plot about the
• 55:12
  military wanting the dinosaurs to use his weapons and and it was just really
• 55:17
  really poor like just I don't know didn't make a lot of sense to me like it
• 55:23
  was [ __ ] stupid the guy's plan was [ __ ] ridiculous and not only that he
• 55:27
  was like look at all those people dying these dinosaurs are going to be great
• 55:31
  for killing enemies so it isn't it isn't just that the park is finally open but
• 55:38
  dinosaurs get out when there's a whole bunch of people there so the stakes are
• 55:40
  lot higher than the first movie it's it's one particular D that's what it
• 55:44
  should have been that's what it they could have even just had a T-Rex got out
• 55:48
  yeah but I did like the Raptors the Raptors I think we're good and I like
• 55:52
  where they're going with did they put feathers on them so that they can no
• 55:56
  they didn't but they addressed that actually in in in one of the scenes
• 55:59
  because um he says at one point later on I don't like again I don't know if it's
• 56:04
  spoilers it's not really spoilers um we're going to spoil it for you no
• 56:07
  matter what yeah all right fine spoilers so uh later on when they're discussing
• 56:12
  the genetic makeup of the new dinosaur the indominous Rex as it's
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  called um the guy the owner of the Park's getting mad
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  at the guy and saying you know like you can't just come in here and and and
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  modify the Gen of the dinosaurs willy-nilly and bl kind of stuff and
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  he's like that's what you brought me here to do we we Chang their appearance
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  to make them look like what people wanted like a lot of the dinosaurs don't
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  even look like what they really look like and he he mentions that oh how
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  convened you know what yeah you know what they should have actually been
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  creating instead of this big dinosaur pet once yeah yeah miniature
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  once yeah a there is a scene where children are riding baby triceratops and
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  it's and it's adorable well that does that does sound
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  there is a petting zoo at Jurassic world that was the that was possibly the best
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  scene in the movie cuz I was like [ __ ] off that's awesome yeah how are people
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  getting bored with that I know it doesn't make any and also people are
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  getting bored the place was [ __ ] packed wall to wall people cheering and
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  enjoying the dinosaurs like it just I don't know doesn't make a the place has
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  been open for what five years the movie doesn't make a whole lot of sense and no
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  that's what it's a good Summer movie but it's yeah for the if you're looking for
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  something that that reaches the level of the first Jurassic Park it just doesn't
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  no but of course it doesn't I know I know I know and sorry my other Big M my
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  other huge complaint with it is that this there's so much computer generated
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  [ __ ] it's just there too much of it and it looks stupid it doesn't even look
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  real lot of the time like it's not only is there a lot of it a lot of it is
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  really bad like even the opening shot of the film is a bird that just looks
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  really fake to me like birds exist could have just filmed the [ __ ] bird yeah
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  yeah you know what my biggest problem with CGI overall because it's not so
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  much creating things that don't look real it's creating camera moves that you
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  could never ever do I don't understand I mean Peter Jackson's the worst for this
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  but now kind of zck Schneider and they they all do this which is like the
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  camera's just flying around in a way it's like well you've just really taken
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  me out of the moment now because now I'm just thinking about how there could
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  never have been a camera there where I haven't about the camera the whole time
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  when it actually was a camera yeah you want to know what annoys me about it the
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  fact that we overuse it too much no one actually has to try to make stuff
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  anymore yeah did you guys watch the uh Force awakens ComicCon behind the scenes
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  video yes I did yes yes it was this a refreshing amount of real stuff in that
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  video yep yeah yeah I'm actually really excited and I think that was the whole
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  point of putting that video out is to say to everyone don't worry we've got
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  sets and we've got got puppets yeah and it's really just a bit of a middle
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  finger to George isn't it it kind of is cuz George was pushing it like we're
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  going to try this and I understand what George was trying to do he was trying to
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  move to the next level yeah it didn't work and he kept trying to go down that
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  path where he should have stopped but because you know why though because that
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  worked for him the first time like definitely when he made Star Wars
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  everyone told him told him no no you're doing it wrong and he and he was like no
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  I'm right but and then he he he did the same thing this time and he and no one
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  told him no and he [ __ ] up yeah no I like it JJ he's he's trying to
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  do as much much as he he can yeah he's going to be real and that's all I ask
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  yeah yeah thanks JJ yeah thanks JJ if you're listening but look we do have
• 59:46
  Hollywood people listening like we know this because uh Hollywood repeatedly
• 59:51
  steal ideas off of this podcast including our casting suggest questions
• 59:56
  for things I know what the hell and this week is no exception so shout out to our
• 1:00:01
  secret Hollywood studio executive who listens um who listened to us uh
• 1:00:07
  specifically Luke's request to make a last star fighter remake Luke y happy
• 1:00:13
  birthday thank you it's a little early or late can we say it's
• 1:00:17
  Christmas it's early Christmas in July yeah Christ July there we go might be
• 1:00:23
  August by the time this airs but a
• 1:00:28
  yeah so what they're really making it yeah um but they're actually going to do it as a TV
• 1:00:33
  series oh this could be very interesting you know what I just realized now that
• 1:00:40
  when we think of a t TV series we go oh so they can really get into the plot and
• 1:00:45
  and really flesh out the characters and stuff whereas 15 years ago you'd hear
• 1:00:48
  they're doing it as a TV series and you'd think oh what every week he has to
• 1:00:51
  go to a different planet yeah yeah well I like it now television shows if they if this is
• 1:00:58
  going to be 12 episodes they'll make it 12 episodes they don't try and stretch
• 1:01:02
  it out to 26 anymore TV has kind of become the The Classy yeah thing to do
• 1:01:08
  now like all the with HBO and all that kind of stuff like whereas movies are
• 1:01:14
  like these big Blockbuster kind of popcorn things now where TV is where it
• 1:01:18
  gets TV is where it gets serious that's right who' have thought M are you still
• 1:01:23
  are you up to dat with Game of Thrones no no I haven't watched the season at
• 1:01:26
  all uh yeah see I was late to it cuz I wanted it to all come out but um I
• 1:01:31
  wondered cuz we hadn't mentioned it whether you were even watching it at all
• 1:01:35
  no I got I don't know I just I just don't really care at the moment and I
• 1:01:41
  don't I mean I don't want it spoiled even though some stuff already has but
• 1:01:44
  that was unavoidable I just I don't know I've been watching uh we watched new
• 1:01:49
  girl so they there you go listeners I like I'm more interested in that than
• 1:01:54
  Game of Thrones at the moment and uh I'm I want to try and watch the rest of
• 1:01:57
  Penny Dreadful before I watch Game of Thrones cuz I was enjoying that well I I
• 1:02:01
  watched Game of Thrones uh and then I was kind of a little bit depressed
• 1:02:08
  because there was no more to watch uh so I've had the whole place to myself this
• 1:02:12
  weekend and I decided to go back to the start and okay I've watched the first
• 1:02:18
  today the the first three episodes of Game of Thrones and let me tell you it
• 1:02:24
  is an immen L different experience watching it knowing what happens and who
• 1:02:30
  everyone is and therefore being able to follow the plot oh I see like when I
• 1:02:36
  first was watching this I was [ __ ]
• 1:02:41
  lost like I did not fully and they don't really help you out either like as you
• 1:02:46
  go along there's little Clues but you don't really ever know who everyone is
• 1:02:51
  until you kind of get your head around it whereas when you already know and you
• 1:02:56
  can just watch the story there's so
• 1:03:00
  many plot points and and things that are still happening now in season 5 that
• 1:03:06
  were not only in the first series but in the first episode the SC being laid
• 1:03:11
  like yeah I'm really enjoying going back
• 1:03:15
  cool I maybe I should watch it all again I have on um Blu-ray I have the first oo
• 1:03:22
  two or three seasons on Blu-ray and I mean I do like it it's just I think it's
• 1:03:26
  been so long since I watched the end of last season and I've just kind of I
• 1:03:29
  don't even think about it really at the moment yeah cuz I I wanted to wait and
• 1:03:34
  then everyone's just stopped talking about it now because everyone's talking
• 1:03:36
  about H I don't know I think isn't isn't um spoiling something else for us True
• 1:03:41
  Detectives on at the moment is the new season of that I'm two episodes behind
• 1:03:46
  that no I haven't watched the first season yet so Matt you will the first
• 1:03:51
  season I know I know I know saying many
• 1:03:56
  yeah and character that is Dave right he just
• 1:04:01
  is okay here's a list of things that I'll probably watch before I watch Game
• 1:04:05
  of Thrones there's True Detective uh The Killing oh yeah watch The Killing [ __ ]
• 1:04:11
  yeah I know Penny Dreadful uh uh I started to watch a bit of Salem when I
• 1:04:16
  was uh there because we went to Salem uh and it was all right so I I would like
• 1:04:22
  to watch more of it um witches witches no I'm guess no no I thought talking
• 1:04:27
  about Salem yes yeah well if it's as terrible as season 3 of American Horror
• 1:04:32
  Story was then no thank you I didn't even finish season two of that so that's
• 1:04:38
  n oh and face off we've been watching face off which is the special effects
• 1:04:41
  makeup show oh should I watch that yeah yeah man it's great that sounds good
• 1:04:47
  yeah they get uh it's like it's a reality show really it should be face on
• 1:04:51
  though shouldn't it yeah they don't take faces off they put faces on true well I
• 1:04:57
  mean they take them off you know later on off camera okay so yeah but the
• 1:05:01
  interesting thing is about it going on that's right is the point of the show
• 1:05:04
  taking off your makeup at the end of a shoot yeah that would be a boring show
• 1:05:09
  although I'm sure they' create some drama somehow but yeah Face Off is great
• 1:05:12
  they uh get a bunch of people on contestants uh and it's a competition to
• 1:05:17
  do special effects makeup and you get a theme every week and uh you've got
• 1:05:21
  usually 3 days sometimes it varies a little bit to put together usually a
• 1:05:25
  character sometimes two characters if they're feeling feel like causing them
• 1:05:29
  some stress and some of the stuff is amazing and some of it is not but it's
• 1:05:34
  all very interesting and yeah it's very cool it's really really
• 1:05:40
  interesting I will watch that yeah you should you should and go we watched it
• 1:05:45
  from season one and we've been watching it like you can go back yeah like it's
• 1:05:49
  because it's just a reality show so speak of reality shows did you ever go
• 1:05:53
  back and watch Scream Queens oh no I didn't like do that yeah I'd like to do
• 1:05:58
  that too bardas James gun is the host of the first season oh really
• 1:06:04
  yeah and also it's just great yeah yeah it sounds like it's right up
• 1:06:10
  my alley right up there that's been an hour do we do we want to leave it there
• 1:06:15
  hold on we're going to end on this all right okay now while we've all been talking
• 1:06:21
  about that I am now I pre-ordered Fallout just now just now
• 1:06:28
  now do I need you to play the segment on last week's show where we all bagged out
• 1:06:34
  pre-ordering well I'm not pre-ordering
• 1:06:37
  Fallout 4 ah I'm pre-ordering the Fallout Anthology right so you're
• 1:06:44
  pre-ordering four games you've no doubt already
• 1:06:49
  got maybe I should cancel it I feel bad now but it comes with a fat boy yeah it
• 1:06:55
  comes a big fat Min nuke see I hate this [ __ ] I know I don't I don't want I like
• 1:07:00
  my games to [ __ ] match each other next to each other I don't want to list
• 1:07:03
  stuff in my house anymore no I'm just actually selling all this stuff now yeah
• 1:07:09
  and I own them all what are you doing buddy I own I own
• 1:07:14
  Fallout 3 and New Vegas on PC and on my Xbox 360 I own enough copies of this
• 1:07:20
  [ __ ] I own like the forite games like three times over oh you know what I do
• 1:07:24
  too because I've got the versions of them in a box somewhere and I also own
• 1:07:27
  them on good old games so one and two I'm the same because I owned them back
• 1:07:31
  in the day no longer have it and have bought them on Gog yeah so they they owe
• 1:07:35
  me they owe me I owe them nothing yeah I owe them nothing they've got enough
• 1:07:40
  money out of me but yeah I'm going to cancel it the box is pretty cool um it's
• 1:07:45
  PC only isn't it yeah yeah I don't have a PC anymore you know why it's PC only
• 1:07:50
  so because Fallout one and two never came out onc yeah that makes sense
• 1:07:56
  yeah how the [ __ ] would got Fallout tactics yeah yeah I think I have your
• 1:08:00
  copy of that Luke still uh no I think I got it back oh well then I resend
• 1:08:07
  that no I won't I'll be good yeah I
• 1:08:12
  don't let me talk you out of it no no I if it was the pit boy it' be a different
• 1:08:18
  story yeah yeah I really want to pit boy you just got to watch out Luke that you
• 1:08:23
  don't end up with
• 1:08:32
  [Music] when when people look back on our entire
• 1:08:37
  Anthology they they're going to pinpoint a certain phase in Matt's career that
• 1:08:43
  was his impressionist you know do you remember that's that for the
• 1:08:49
  listeners who don't know [ __ ] the buers remorse jingle that was the jingle for
• 1:08:55
  buyers remorse which maybe we could update that one as well we than the
• 1:09:00
  dwarf watch and I'm not talking Aid watch I'm talking dwarf watch I had been
• 1:09:04
  out one night and I came home I had a fair few drinks and I was like [ __ ] I
• 1:09:09
  have to do a jingle for Myers remorse for this week and then at some point Dan
• 1:09:14
  wandered in this is when Dan still liveed here and I was crying with
• 1:09:18
  laughter and I was like Dan I've done it I've created the perfect
• 1:09:24
  jingle and this is [Laughter]
• 1:09:29
  [Music] it and I can't even
• 1:09:36
  remember what the separate components of that even
• 1:09:42
  are I think it's just Dave yelling I've
• 1:09:46
  got buas remorse is that all it is Jesus
• 1:09:51
  I think so I think so yeah
• 1:09:57
  what what did have what what Buy's remorse did Dave have when when we had to create that
• 1:10:03
  jingle we weren't talking about his mini disc player were we we might it might
• 1:10:08
  have been that yeah the mini disc player or um or was it it was that and then it
• 1:10:12
  was Luke's [ __ ] Nokia Taco phone oh
• 1:10:17
  yes you hold sideways up to your face yeah the
• 1:10:21
  engage wow yeah they actually end up getting a game for
• 1:10:28
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