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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: BEST of corrections & HILARIOUS insults to the show's LOSER producer · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, yo yo yo from Milling.
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  Speaker 2: It's the number one rated Polly and Tony Fosco show,
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  Speaker 2: Yo yo yo. Always Polly foos go here with Tony
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  Speaker 2: fos go, well, not really here Tony b For our
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  Speaker 2: listeners and viewers at home paying attention. You know you're
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  Speaker 2: you're very keen. You noticed we didn't say live because right,
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  Speaker 2: exactly convocation. But we're also business people. So here's how
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  Speaker 2: the business works people. You see what we do is
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  Speaker 2: we just record this two minute intro and then we
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  Speaker 2: get our loser producer to just build out the rest
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  Speaker 2: of the show and guess what. That's millions of dollars
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  Speaker 2: for us, smart and millions of minutes of entertainment. You
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  Speaker 2: don't have to go a week without missing us. Here's
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  Speaker 2: what we're gonna do today, people, you're gonna love it.
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  Speaker 2: You know, everybody hates our fuck loser producer, right because
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  Speaker 2: he's such a useless idiot who no one hates me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, what seals made? Why are you talking? Why
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  Speaker 2: are you talking?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing the intro and the intro to the
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  Speaker 1: show right exactly.
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  Speaker 2: See, this is what we're talking about, people, the problems.
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  Speaker 1: People loves just prove the point.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody hates me. Yeah, have you called home recently? Bro? Nobody?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly?
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  Speaker 2: All right, exactly anyway, you know, we get it from
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  Speaker 2: all these people. They love when we talk to our
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  Speaker 2: stupid producer and put them in this place. So as
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  Speaker 2: a special trait for you, what we're gonna do is
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna tell that producer, Hey, just take all the clips,
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  Speaker 2: all the best of which is everything. Just line it
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  Speaker 2: all up, put it all together, you know, make it
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  Speaker 2: twenty thirty forty minutes, whatever you want to do, and
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  Speaker 2: then line them all up the best of corrections. And
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  Speaker 2: that's what we're gonna do for you. So while we
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  Speaker 2: go enjoy our vacation.
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  Speaker 1: We're on vacation, relaxing, we're keeping him busy so he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't bother any edification.
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  Speaker 2: Which he doesn't deserve. Ex we'll go and now edit this.
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  Speaker 2: All right, We're gonna stop talking here, Jay, and that's
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  Speaker 2: when you're gonna hit play on all this stuff. You understand,
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  Speaker 2: was this too complicated for you? No? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, good right, don't get smart and you.
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  Speaker 2: Can sit there and cry as you listen to them
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  Speaker 2: all again.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly, all right, let's go on vacation, Paul, I, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Know if I trust him to put these put this
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  Speaker 2: in the show. I mean, I don't think he's ever
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  Speaker 2: put anything inside anything, if you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Tony, No, it's okay because he has to hit the
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  Speaker 1: upload button. Otherwise I rigged the bomb to go off.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's great. Yeah, all right, enjoy best of corrections.
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: Best of corrections.
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  Speaker 3: You said Dak Prescott is making forty million dollars this
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  Speaker 3: year overpaid.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's his average annual salary this year. He's
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  Speaker 3: only making thirty one million. You should try to do
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  Speaker 3: research and looking these things up before the show.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I will. I'll research how to bury a body.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and a few hours you're gonna be looking up
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  Speaker 1: at dirt.
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  Speaker 3: Yeay, you're done one, you said Aaron Rodgers. Doctor is
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  Speaker 3: doctor Neil el Attache.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, great doctor.
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  Speaker 3: His name is pronounced doctor Neil Latrage, not Neil ell Attachi.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well I'm going through unattachee all of your limbs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Neil is what you're gonna do when we
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  Speaker 1: cut off your feet.
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  Speaker 3: Oh the moon landing, it happened.
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  Speaker 1: It was a real thing according to you. Yeah, sheep.
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  Speaker 3: No again, it's been vetted by several third parties. The
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  Speaker 3: only people who believe it was fake are morons like you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you are going to be core vetted
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  Speaker 2: when I run you over with my car.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to see a moon landing when I
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  Speaker 1: stick my ass in your face.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: You said the Giants offensive lineman would be better if
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  Speaker 3: they worked out less and got fatter.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, good reasoning science, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, athlete gets better by not exercising and being
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  Speaker 3: in worse shape.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know what shape you're about to
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  Speaker 2: be in a rectangle made of wood.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't worry. You'll get plenty of exercise when I
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  Speaker 1: chase you with my axe. Yea, you're going.
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  Speaker 3: You said the Chargers lost to the Cowboys because Justin
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  Speaker 3: Herbert has a broken finger. Yeah, bro, Clearly the finger
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  Speaker 3: is on his non throwing hand, so it won't affect
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  Speaker 3: how he passes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well I'd love to see you pass away.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, here's a finger and my non throwing hand. There
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  Speaker 1: you go. Ohoo.
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  Speaker 3: You said the Patriots are the worst team in the NFL. Yeah, bro, clearly. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the record is one in four. The Caroline Panthers haven't
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  Speaker 3: won a game. They're zero and five. That makes them
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  Speaker 3: the worst team in the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you remind me of a panther because
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  Speaker 2: you're a big puppy.
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you should adopt the panther because it's the only
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  Speaker 1: way you'll get some putty. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You said the eighty six Celtics were better than this
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  Speaker 3: year's Nuggets because they had more Hall of famers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, yeah, totally, But you do.
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  Speaker 3: Realize all those Celtics players weren't Hall of famers when
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  Speaker 3: they were playing, so that argument is just plain idiotic.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, I'd like to see you on a plane.
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  Speaker 1: That Yeah, you're gonna be like most players in the
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  Speaker 1: Hall of Fame dead. Yeah it done.
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  Speaker 3: When you were talking about Dak and his girlfriend having
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  Speaker 3: a baby, you mentioned a fourth trimester.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah bro, science bro, No, they're.
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  Speaker 3: Called trimesters because there's only three of them.
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  Speaker 1: Not four.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well I wish your mom had zero trimesters.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The last time you were inside a woman was
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: your birth, oh said Tyres.
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  Speaker 3: Maxy's points per game went up fifty percent from last
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  Speaker 3: season to this season.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, historic bro.
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  Speaker 3: He went from twenty points per game to twenty six points,
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  Speaker 3: so you divide six into twenty to get thirty percent.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well after the show, I'm going to divide
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  Speaker 2: your legs from your torso.
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you also have thirty percent of an adult penis.
• 7:01
  Speaker 2: Oh you got done.
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  Speaker 3: You said the author of the book The Art of
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  Speaker 3: War was Shang's song.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, good book, bro, he was a great man. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: Ye.
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  Speaker 3: No, the author's name is Sun Zou Shang, sung as
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  Speaker 3: a character in the video game Mortal Kombat.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, I'm going to bring you to the
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  Speaker 2: zoo as food.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. You remind me of sub zero because that's the
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: number of girls that you get. Booo, you're done.
• 7:38
  Speaker 3: You said there was a w NBA player named Lisa Loeb.
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, learn your basketball, bro.
• 7:45
  Speaker 3: Lisa Lobe is a singer. I believe you were thinking
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  Speaker 3: of Lisa Leslie.
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well I'm going to Lisa Carr and run
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  Speaker 2: you over with it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I'm going to Lobe a grenade and to
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  Speaker 1: your apartment.
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 8:01
  Speaker 3: You said serbian athletes are so dominant because of the
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  Speaker 3: nuclear effects of Chernobyl.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, crazy upsetting, but true.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah if that even was true, nuclear radiation doesn't make
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  Speaker 3: it stronger. You only see that happen in comic books,
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  Speaker 3: not in real life.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know what else you only see
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  Speaker 2: in comic books, nerds like you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know what's also not in real life?
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  Speaker 1: Your girlfriend? Yay? You said.
• 8:34
  Speaker 3: Giants quarterback Tommy DeVito was a bust Yay sucks. So
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  Speaker 3: his passer rating is ninety two point four. That's right
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  Speaker 3: behind Jalen Hurts, who is at ninety four point nine.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, uh you're a giant.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. When girls see you on Dinda, they have a
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  Speaker 1: passer rating of one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 3: Bo, realize why there's no such country called Serbia thirty
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  Speaker 3: years ago?
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  Speaker 1: It's mysterious, bro, very mysterious.
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  Speaker 3: Serbia was part of Yugoslavia, then it declared independence in
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  Speaker 3: two thousand and six. But I shouldn't be surprised if
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  Speaker 3: you don't know that though.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, speaking of surprises, wait until you start
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  Speaker 2: your car tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, forget Yugo Slavia, it's gonna be you go. Kabu
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  Speaker 1: me yea.
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  Speaker 3: You said the British phrase was tea and trumpets.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, yeah, that's what they say over there.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, it's tea and crumpets. I'm gonna go on a
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  Speaker 3: lemon and assume you've never been to England.
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you're gonna go out on my balcony
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  Speaker 2: when I dangle you over it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I know one place you've never been between
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  Speaker 1: a woman's legs.
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  Speaker 3: Oh did you say top of the iceberg?
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  Speaker 1: Yes it did, Bro, Sure it did. Bro.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you butchered that one too. It's it's not top,
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  Speaker 3: it's tip.
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: Well you're about to see the tip of my sword.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The only thing wigging a butcher is your dead corpse.
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, we got I mean, remember, buy that shirt
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: we made in this jerky Yeah, but Jay dot board shirt.
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: You can get it on right now.
• 10:27
  Speaker 3: You seem to say that Dak Prescott has never won
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  Speaker 3: a playoff game.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he sucks. Bro always chokes Bro.
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  Speaker 3: He has won a playoff game. In fact, he's won
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  Speaker 3: two of them. So it's just not accurate.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well I'm going to be like Dak Prescott
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  Speaker 2: and choke you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what I wish wasn't so accurate. The
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  Speaker 1: sperm that went into your mom Oh you said.
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  Speaker 3: Students who stormed the court should be held in contempt
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: because a basketball court is.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: A court yeah, bro, it is law and order.
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: Bro. I know this might be a bold statement, but
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  Speaker 3: that might be the worst take ever.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, you know it will be the best
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  Speaker 2: take ever when you take your final breath. Yeah, you know, way,
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  Speaker 2: you will never be held by a woman.
• 11:17
  Speaker 3: Oh you said Aaron Rodgers threw zero incompletions in training
• 11:23
  Speaker 3: camp because you didn't see any on Hard Knocks.
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, unbelievable, but it's incredible.
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, those shows are edited.
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  Speaker 1: It's a TV show.
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  Speaker 2: Trust me.
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  Speaker 3: He's thrown many incomplete passes that you haven't seen.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know what, I'm about to edit
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  Speaker 2: your lifespan.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish that when your father hit on your mother,
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  Speaker 1: that was an incomplete pass.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you said Michael Jordan never lost in the first
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  Speaker 3: round of the NBA playoffs.
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  Speaker 2: Never bro, perfect playoff resume.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he actually lost in the first round. In his
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: first three seasons with the Bulls and with the Wizards,
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  Speaker 3: he never made the playoffs.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: Oh well, if anyone's an expert on being a loser.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: It's you. Yeah. And after the show, I'm gonna wizard
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  Speaker 1: on your face.
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: Oh you called the Y two kve a quote dangerous
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  Speaker 3: near miss?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Bro, scary times.
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  Speaker 2: Bro. Yeah, the world almost ended.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: Bro. Ye, No it didn't.
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: That was just all hype. Nothing actually happened.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know what won't be a near
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: miss when I shoot at you.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and nothing happened is how I would describe the
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: end of all your dates.
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, when you were comparing Bryce young to Dak Prescott,
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  Speaker 3: you showed Bryce Young's stats from last season. So yes,
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: so he was in college. Of course his stats would
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: be better in college than in the pros.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know which pro has great stats,
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: the hitman I hired to kill you.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw your stats from college. Laid zero times. Bo.
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: You called Giants QB Tommy DeVito a total bust. Yeah
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  Speaker 3: he sucks. Sucks bro, Yep, he was undrafted. You can't
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: say someone who is undrafted is a bust.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know what I also can't say
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  Speaker 2: is a bust your mom's chest.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know who else is gonna get drafted?
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: Yo?
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: After I fought in your face.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, you said the NFL playoffs should take place at
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: the start of the season.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, everyone's healthy level playing field, Bro, But.
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  Speaker 3: Then there would be no point in playing the rest
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: of the season. That's a terrible idea.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, you know what has a point the knife
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: I'm going to jam into your back.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And you know what else was a terrible idea
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: when your dad didn't pull out?
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: You said the historical figure who stole signs from the
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: British was Paul Bunyan. Yeah, Bro, American hero Bro. Yeah, No,
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: you're confusing him with Paul Revere. Paul Bunyan is a
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  Speaker 3: fictional character, not a historical figure.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you're going to be a historical figure
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: after I murder you.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the next Paul you're going to see is the
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  Speaker 1: Paul bearer at your funeral.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: H You said that whenever Carson Wentz has been benched,
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: his replacement is always better.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Bro, totally got the patterns. Bro.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when the Cults replaced Carson Wentz with Matt Ryan,
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: Matt and Ryan had the worst season of his career.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, after the show, you're going to see
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: a cult my gun.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what's gonna be a better replacement for
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: you after this show? When I in your seat.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, you said after the Lions Cowboys game that every
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: player on the field should be an eligible receiver all the.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Time, Yeah, bro, totally.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it would improve the game.
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  Speaker 3: No, it would ruin the game. You could only have
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: a few eligible receivers at a time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you're eligible to receive my knife.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And you know who's always an eligible receiver, your mother.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Oh you said that Jalen Hurts was in danger after
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: the NFL removed security guard Dom Dessandra.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, scary, frightening.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: Bro, you do realize there were other security guards on
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  Speaker 3: the field. He wasn't in danger.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know what you're gonna be in
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: by incinerator.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah you know what dom ever should have been removed
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: your dad's con domh.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: You said the center for the t Wolves was Rudy Gobert.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, yeah, that's his name.
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  Speaker 2: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You do you even watch basketball? It's Rudy Gobert.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Well I can't wait though murder you.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I can't wait to shoot you with my
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: revolve there.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Oh you said the Eagles are the most clutched team
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  Speaker 3: in the league because they led the NFL last year
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  Speaker 3: in fourth down percentage.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Can't argue the stats, bro, Yeah, that's called research.
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  Speaker 3: Bro. But the Eagles lost six of their last seven
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: games last year. That's like the opposite of clutch.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well after the show, you're going to be
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: the opposite of a.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Live Yeah, I'm gonna opposite on your face till you're dead.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Oh really, Bet Bernhard longer to win the Masters.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Two time chant bro book it, Bro.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: No, not all only, as he's sixty six years old,
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: he's not playing in this year's tournament.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: I just looked it up.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: He tore his achilles playing pick a ball, so I'm
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: pretty sure that isn't a can't lose bed.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you're gonna burn Hard Laga when I
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: douse you in kerosene.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know what, you can't lose your virginity, Tony.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: You said you threw away a powerball ticket that matched
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: five white numbers.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, no participation trophies win his only?
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Bro, that ticket was a winner. If you match
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: five white numbers, you win a million dollars. So you
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: just threw away a million dollars.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, uh, you know what else I'm gonna
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: throw away your burned corpse.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah you know what. I need more than a million
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: dollars for you to shut the fuck up.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Oh you said we could solve all these MLB pitching
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: scandals if you stopped using foreign substances and start using
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: substances made in America.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, yeah by American Broye. No no, no no.
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  Speaker 3: A foreign substance isn't something that's made in another country.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: It's called foreign because it doesn't belong in the game.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know what you don't belong in
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  Speaker 2: a woman?
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know what substances foreign to you?
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Vagina. We're coming back on just to wrap up this episode.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: We didn't actually listen to the episode. Now, we don't
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: even know what you just heard, but we assume it
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: was all good and those all good corrections, all right,
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: so hopefully you know tell us if something got messed up,
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: they will fire Jet.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah you know, and.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: When we say fire, we may put him in a
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: cannon and fire him.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: And light him on fire.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: But also rest assured Nick Foles his book for.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Next say you go me, Hey, Tony. We didn't do
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: much today, but great job as always.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, another fawless rerun.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: As far as we know.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, we'll see if thing for next week. See yuh