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Micah Parsons traded BY ACCIDENT?? & Fantasy Life "expert" Matthew Freedman gives WORST ADVICE EVER · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: Matthew was solid by having this so called number one
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  Speaker 1: fantasy expert on the show. Okay, well his name is
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  Speaker 1: Matthew Friedman and according to his Twitter bio, he claims
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  Speaker 1: he is the number one NFL Mack drafter since twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty exactly according to him, I guess exactly. Now, by
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  Speaker 1: all right. Good job doing that, good job, took the time,
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  Speaker 1: all right, God, no more pauses, Tony. Let's get right
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  Speaker 1: into our top story. All right. First out the gate,
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  Speaker 1: rough news for Shade Sanders, as he was named the
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  Speaker 1: Browns third string QB behind Joe Flacco and Dylan Gabriel.
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  Speaker 1: And well, Tony, this just has to be a shot
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  Speaker 1: to the rookies confidence, doesn't it. Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely, you know, I know should do was hoping to
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  Speaker 4: start week one, but now it looks like he'll have
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  Speaker 4: to wait until week three or four, after Joe Flacco
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  Speaker 4: gets injured and Dylan Gabriel gets pinched because you know,
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  Speaker 4: nobody has any interest in seeing him play quarterback. Those
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  Speaker 4: few weeks are gonna be a hard, long wait for Shador,
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  Speaker 4: but it'll be a good test of patients. Besides, Chaudor
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  Speaker 4: is all but guaranteed to start week one next season,
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  Speaker 4: you know, not for the Browns but for the Jets.
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  Speaker 1: Just terrific analysis that, Dony. And oh we got some
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  Speaker 1: big breaking news. Hit that sounder, Dony, This just didn't
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  Speaker 1: the Dallas Cowboys. I've traded Mike up Boston's to the
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  Speaker 1: Green Bay Packers. Wow. Wow, uh your your instant reaction, Dony.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, I was afraid this was gonna happen. My sources
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  Speaker 4: told me the other day that Jerry Jones is so
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  Speaker 4: old and his hearing has gotten so bad. He thought,
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  Speaker 4: Micah Parson said, call a trade to the Packers. But
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  Speaker 4: what Micah actually said was call a trainer.
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  Speaker 1: My back hurts. Just a total misunderstand or just a
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  Speaker 1: total misunderstanding. And you know, Dony, now suddenly a lot
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  Speaker 1: of the recent coalboy moves are making a lot more sense,
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  Speaker 1: you know, absolutely all right, where's that breaking? Those now
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  Speaker 1: to some other trade? Those the Browns have traded former
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  Speaker 1: Eagles quarterback Kenny Thickett to the Raiders, And well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the Raiders, you gotta say, Tony are now the favorites
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  Speaker 1: in that division because you know, Pickets won a Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl more recently than Mahomes. In fact, put up that
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  Speaker 1: stat Look at this, this is most Super Bowl wins
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  Speaker 1: since twenty twenty four. Picket and Hurts tied for first,
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  Speaker 1: and Mahomes gooseg along with the other QB's in that division,
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  Speaker 1: Bone Nicks and Justin Herbert, and well, stats don't lie
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  Speaker 1: do late, Tony, No.
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  Speaker 4: And what's the most important skill for a quarterback?
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  Speaker 1: Ball control? Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: And Kenny Pickett demonstrated such impressive ball control under pressure
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  Speaker 4: in the Super Bowl, holding the ball so perfectly in
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  Speaker 4: those clutch kneel downs which sealed the win for the Eagles.
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  Speaker 4: When people say he didn't win the Super Bowl and
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  Speaker 4: shouldn't get the win, well, who was the QB on
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  Speaker 4: the field when the Eagles took the winning snap?
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  Speaker 1: Kenny Picket? Exactly. There you go, case closed, case closed.
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  Speaker 1: Talking about news, Tony a story we absolutely refused to
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  Speaker 1: know which is big news if you're a woman. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but if you're tuned into this show, you know, hoping
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  Speaker 1: for a reaction, well you cannot tune away. Yeah, why
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  Speaker 1: don't you go watch Oprah something exactly. Yeah, Although Tony,
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  Speaker 1: I will say, you know, I don't think this show
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  Speaker 1: that kind have lost their sense at priorities. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what's the most important thing in this business? Rated exactly. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: People say they should have gotten engaged on the podcast. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's a small audit. What they clearly should have
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  Speaker 1: done is you do it in the end zone. That's
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  Speaker 1: That way, you're on national TV during you know, the
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  Speaker 1: I exactly.
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  Speaker 4: And also the other thing, you save money because you
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  Speaker 1: They actually they're already there in the stated Yeah, great boy, Donny.
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  Speaker 1: But again we're not.
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  Speaker 2: We're not.
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  Speaker 1: That's the last We're going to talk about this no more.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, I do have one thing more to say.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I think it was a terrible career move
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  Speaker 4: as someone once told me, and yeah, all too well
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  Speaker 4: again so I've heard also, you know, blank Space, I
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  Speaker 4: knew you were trouble. I can do it with the
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  Speaker 4: broken heart again. So I've been told I'm not that familiar.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not that familiar either, So I can't comment
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  Speaker 1: on that, although I must say, you know, I do
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  Speaker 1: think we should mention is It over Now? Which I've
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  Speaker 1: of the Woods due to its similar themes about escaping
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  Speaker 1: toxic relationships. Again, so I've heard, don't quote me on
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  Speaker 1: this too, and again we don't want to waste time
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  Speaker 1: discussing this at all. Just no, we're not getting into it.
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  Speaker 1: This is a sports sports show exactly. Besides, we got
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  Speaker 1: more breaking those coming across this. Just in from Pro
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  Speaker 1: Football Talk, the Raiders have cut sixth round the pick
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Malott Tony. What impact do you will see this having.
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  Speaker 4: This is the first time I've ever heard of this person,
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  Speaker 4: But I will say this is both good and bad news.
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  Speaker 4: You know, getting cut from an NFL team is bad news,
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  Speaker 4: but getting cut from the Raiders that's great news. You know,
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  Speaker 4: just thinking off the top of my head here, you know,
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  Speaker 4: it's a little like being circumcised. You know, it's a
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  Speaker 4: it's a good thing, and you know, you don't have
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  Speaker 1: True, just such great football and also anatomical analysis that Derby.
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  Speaker 1: Yes that sound you know what that means. It's time
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  Speaker 1: to give his Week one lock pick. Donty what you
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  Speaker 4: This is my one hundred percent lock pick for Week
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  Speaker 4: one Cowboys Eagles.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, what do we always say in the NFL?
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  Speaker 4: You're only as good as your last game, That's right.
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  Speaker 4: And in the Eagles last game, they crushed the Chiefs
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  Speaker 4: forty to twenty two, although really it was forty to
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  Speaker 4: six if you don't count all those garbage time crap
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  Speaker 4: points the Chiefs squad. Meanwhile, in the Cowboys last game,
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  Speaker 4: they lost to Washington's backup squad twenty three to nineteen.
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  Speaker 4: So when I ran that through my computer, it predicted
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  Speaker 4: the final score of Thursday night's game to be Eagles
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  Speaker 4: one hundred and thirty two, Cowboys negative three.
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  Speaker 1: Matthew Friedman. And as you can see for viewers here,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, look, I was born and raised in Texas.
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  Speaker 5: You know it would be bandwagon of me to jump
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  Speaker 5: off at this point, you know what I mean. So
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  Speaker 5: you stick with your team, you're loyal, and you just
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  Speaker 5: accept the years of pain.
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  Speaker 1: That's what the people on the Titanic said. They said,
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  Speaker 1: we need to stay on this too. Yeah, we're loyal
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  Speaker 1: to this ship. We're loyal to the boat. Yeah, let's
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  Speaker 1: Of course, it's fantasy season. You know, people come to
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  Speaker 1: us for advice. You're this expert. We're led to believe.
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  Speaker 1: Who is when you look at all the players, who's
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  Speaker 1: your first overall pick?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, Jamar Chase is awesome. Obviously he had the
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  Speaker 5: Triple Crown in receiving last year. But I think Christian
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  Speaker 5: McCaffrey is an underappreciated hold on.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you get your starting off all wrong. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was one. I wouldn't talk number everything he said.
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  Speaker 2: He rejected number one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, he's still talking, Tony. He doesn't understand how the
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  Speaker 1: show works. Okay, First of all, number one pick is
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  Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts. Yeah right, super Bowl MVP. Do you know
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  Speaker 1: how to build a team, It's called rosta building.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 5: In NFL, absolutely you would want Jalen Hurts as your quarterback.
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  Speaker 5: In fantasy you would also want him, but you don't
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  Speaker 5: have to draft him number one overall because in most
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  Speaker 5: leagues he will go in the third or fourth.
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  Speaker 1: He went very quickly in a one. In fact, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Tony and I we share a team because we agree
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  Speaker 1: on everything. Let's just take a look. We want to
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  Speaker 1: show you this was our rosta that we drafted in order.
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  Speaker 1: It's a number one, Jalen Hurts, tools, Squon Barkley third,
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles defense, you know, because they it's basically like
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  Speaker 1: having an offense. Yeah, score, then kicker Jake Elliott, fourth round,
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  Speaker 1: the fifth pick AJ Brown, sixth pick DeVonta Smith. Then
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  Speaker 1: Dallas got it, and then uh Aj Dillon. Your thoughts
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  Speaker 1: on this isn't this? Why are you different guys from
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  Speaker 1: different teams? It makes no sense? Why not just the
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  Speaker 1: team has already been created by Howie Roseman. Why don't
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  Speaker 1: you just go with that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you know what, You're making a lot of sense.
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  Speaker 5: I'd say, unfortunately, you can't draft all Eagles because you
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  Speaker 5: might be in a league with other people and they
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  Speaker 5: also might draft some of the Eagles, so then you
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  Speaker 5: might need to diversify a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: No, how many Cowboys are on your fantasy dam yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Zero, I don't want to here.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, good, I now see why the Twitter, the Twitter
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  Speaker 1: bio is starting to make some sense.
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  Speaker 4: This guy has got a brown noise at all.
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  Speaker 1: You're doing, You're doing well so far, very good. All right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know a lot of people they like to hear
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  Speaker 1: about sleep of picks. Okay, who do you have? Who's
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  Speaker 1: your sleeper at running back?
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  Speaker 2: I mean sleeper at running back?
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  Speaker 5: And again, I I hate to talk about another NFC
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  Speaker 5: East team, but Jacorey Crosskey merit as the seventh round
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  Speaker 5: rookie for the Washington Commanders.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a sleeper hold on everybody knows him?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean ja Cory Krossky Marror is still a
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  Speaker 5: guy who's a seventh round rookie who most people really
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  Speaker 5: don't know about. The diehards know about him, A lot
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  Speaker 5: of people don't know it.
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  Speaker 1: How do you spell his name? Again? I just want
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  Speaker 1: to make sure we're talking about the same guy. Let
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  Speaker 1: me just I just want to make one hundred percent
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  Speaker 1: a c O R.
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  Speaker 2: Why right?
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  Speaker 1: I know that from the Alabama State Hornets and Man
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  Speaker 1: and the New Mexico Lobos. I mean, everybody knows that
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  Speaker 1: guy really, you know, come sleep? Come on, you know
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  Speaker 1: if you're gonna give sleep, is you gotta go more
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  Speaker 1: off the map? All right? Let's yeah, that was a
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  Speaker 1: little bit misstep for you. Let's try sleeper at give
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  Speaker 1: me why receiver? Okay, who's a sleeper at wide receiver?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Do you guys know who Marvin Mims is?
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  Speaker 1: Of course Marvin, Yeah, that's the mom and Dims. Right,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, I just got to type an email here
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  Speaker 1: one second. Hold on, just sending an email. Don't mean
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  Speaker 1: to be doing it but the show. But yes, of
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  Speaker 1: course Marvin Mins playing you know Marvin Mins Junior. Is
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  Speaker 1: his real name? Say his real name?
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  Speaker 3: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Twenty three years old at of Frisco, Texas. Played at
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  Speaker 1: lone Star High School before going to the Oklahoma Sooners.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, of course everybody knows.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, everybody knows, so that that maybe wouldn't be a
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  Speaker 5: great pick. I would say, is there a guy on
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  Speaker 5: the Eagles maybe who's like a fourth string.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't work. That it doesn't work. I see again, showing
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  Speaker 1: your lack of knowledge there. Okay, you know I.
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  Speaker 2: How about this?
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  Speaker 5: How about John Metchi, the third who is new to
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  Speaker 5: the Eagles, So maybe some people don't know about him
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  Speaker 5: because he's just rand new to the team, but he's
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  Speaker 5: got the upside of being on the Eagles.
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  Speaker 1: How about just yes again, very familiar with Sorry, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: I just need to text men went through my computer.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on just a moment, yehohn, you got to return
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  Speaker 1: to mechi Uh how do you spell that name again?
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  Speaker 1: Is there a double seat?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: What is that? Is it like the fro Yo man.
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  Speaker 1: She's trying to think and send a text at the
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  Speaker 1: same time. You know, it's complicated.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Metchi M E T C.
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  Speaker 5: H oh right, come on, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Of course Hallwey the Canadian born player orthough born in Taiwan,
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  Speaker 1: really if you count that, you know, born in two
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  Speaker 1: thousand in Taiwan and then won the John Corners Trophy
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  Speaker 1: of course, you know, twice, but was selected by the
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Texans in the in the second round of the twenty
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: two NFL Drive. Of course, John Metchi.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we called Howie we said, you gotta take this guy.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah again, just you know, you need more depth of
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: knowledge if you're going to do fans. You know, he
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: doesn't know any sleepers brouhy the way. What's the whole
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Can you just briefly dellas because you know your friend
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: beat that will get mad at us. What's this whole
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: fantasy life there?
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: What is that?
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: So?
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: You know, we're just a site that provides content, data, tools, projections,
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: everything for people who like to play fantasy sports. We've
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: got some fantastic tools that people can use to sink
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: their leagues. And also we have Guillotine Leagues dot Com,
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: which I think can tools.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Are the tools like things people get, are the tools
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: people on your network? I just want to make what's
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: these of them? We have a tool produces, you know,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: because we have a tool on our network. He produces
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: the show there he is Yeah, okay, all right, sorry,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: keep going with your promotion.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: And then there's also guillotine Leagues dot Com, which is
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: a platform where people can play I think one of
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: the coolest forms of redraft fantasy out there, where you know,
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: instead of head to head, it's the situation where the loser,
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: which I think you guys feel you guys were maybe
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: like this idea. The loser each week be headed gets
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: kicked out of the league, so.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I was hoping for because then.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: We would also suggest how a producer then in that
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: case for the guilletee.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: Yes, well he gets shopped. The loser gets shopped. So
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: if you guys want to take it literally, you know
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: you could do too, but that's really high stakes.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's just move on here. I what you know,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: people they put together like do not draft list? Right?
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Who would be at the top of your do not
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: draft list? Yeah?
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: I mean, look, Saquon Barkley might be a little overvalued
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: this year.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Excuse me? What did you say? I think there's something
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: wrong with my headphones? Can you repeat?
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: That?
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Must have been the connection. Do you say Barkley's overvalued? Explain?
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, he scored a lot of touchdowns last year,
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: but it might be harder for him to score some
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: of those touchdowns this year because a lot of them
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: could go to other guys like Jalen Hurts.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: The touchdowns guess well, you know who's going to be
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: going to other guys? Yeah? Yo, because you're not welcome
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: around these guys. Yes, what Matthew Friedman, what setting you
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: free from the show from the show off again? The
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: show boys shows? What kind of brains is he? Off
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: the line? Hey, hang up the phone. You know, normally
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: i'd blame my producer for such a terrible booking, but
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: you'll you'll too beat from fantasy life.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: It's on you.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: You want to talk fantasy. My fantasy is to never
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: have him on the show again.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: There you go, good one though, and let's not let
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: him ruin you know, which was otherwise? It's a terrific
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: bang up show. It was. Of course, we want you
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• 20:44
  Speaker 1: this is a nightmare. Yeah what you want? What show?
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: You said?
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: The Eagles are going to beat the Cowboys by one
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: hundred and thirty five points.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, book it, take it to the bank. Bro.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Well, the latest Vegas odds show that the Eagles are
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: about a six point favorite. So I think that's never
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: gonna happen.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I'll show you six points on my
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: knife set when I stab you.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what's never gonna happen.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: You losing your virginity? Oh, I still don't talk?
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: And what you said, you don't know any Taylor Swift songs,
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: and yet you were able to name like eight of.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Them because someone told us about them. Bro, Yeah, but
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: never listened to them, of course.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: You know no, I think you clearly have. In fact,
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: I saw your Spotify search history and it was all
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: her songs.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Oh well, you know what's never ever getting back together
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: your body and spine after I dismember you.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and when you pull down your pants, you know what,
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: you see a blank space?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: You know, here's a blank space that just got filled.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Guess for next week? Tony just came in super Bowl
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: hero Eagles legend Nick Foles. Well, we got to talk
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: about the Eagles Week one victory because yes, we will
• 22:15
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• 22:19
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• 22:34
  Speaker 1: great job as always, same to you, Paulie. Another floorless show.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: There you go. We'll see your people after the win.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: See your