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Oscar Parties, Kate Middleton, and Real Housewives’ Lovers with Guy Branum · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
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  Speaker 1: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
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  Speaker 1: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
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  Speaker 1: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
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  Speaker 1: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
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  Speaker 1: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
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  Speaker 2: So easy.
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  Speaker 1: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
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  Speaker 3: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 2: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 3: Heather MacDonald, Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Remember you guys, for
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  Speaker 2: the juiciest of the juice, and so much more. Hello
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  Speaker 2: and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have returning guest, my
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  Speaker 2: one time office mate, husband, mustached, gorgeous, Guy Branum, actor, writer, showrunner, creator,
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  Speaker 2: stand-up comedian. And are you still a lawyer?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not still officially a lawyer.
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  Speaker 2: But you did pass the bar.
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  Speaker 4: I passed the bar, but my bar membership is gone.
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  Speaker 2: Right, you didn't keep up with it.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 4: If you want a DUI taken care of, you have
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  Speaker 4: to go to your sister.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, great. I was just thinking about driving over here,
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  Speaker 2: all the things I was going to say about you.
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  Speaker 2: So there's no better person to cover the Oscars with
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  Speaker 2: than you. But we're not going to do the whole
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  Speaker 2: show of the Oscars because I know some people don't care.
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  Speaker 2: But let's talk about me. I went to a fabulous party.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like in my years of going on the
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  Speaker 2: red carpet, I've always been like, well, I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to the– I'm not in the movie. And I never
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  Speaker 2: like go full out. Yes. And then I go through
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  Speaker 2: all this effort and my photo gets nowhere. Yes. I
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  Speaker 2: could already say this from the night it's gone on OK.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. OK.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm very excited about OK Magazine.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: But I was like, I'm going to get like another
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  Speaker 2: long dress kind of fun. Yeah. So I go to
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  Speaker 2: my new mall. It's not new. It's been around forever.
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  Speaker 2: But they have a lot of new stores at Topanga Social.
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  Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 2: It's in the West Valley. And Neiman's wasn't open until 12.
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  Speaker 2: So I went and I found such a great store,
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  Speaker 2: way less expensive, with some kind of inexpensive cheesy dresses.
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  Speaker 2: But kind of perfect for the red carpet.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, the thing is, it's not about... like the
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  Speaker 4: detailing and everything that a person notices up close. It's like,
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  Speaker 4: does it, is it splash on a red carpet?
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  Speaker 2: You know, it was 300 bucks.
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  Speaker 4: If I would say anything, if you had something that
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  Speaker 4: contrasted better with your backdrop, but you never know what
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  Speaker 4: your step and repeat.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know it could have been, you know, white
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  Speaker 2: with blue writing, which would have been a lot better.
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  Speaker 2: So I, yeah, I'm not thrilled that I matched the
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  Speaker 2: backdrop so much, but then if someone took some, takes
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  Speaker 2: a flash, if someone took some flash, I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what the sheet material is. It like, It lightened up.
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  Speaker 4: That's wonderful. But also, Heather, the thing is that.
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  Speaker 2: I am with the pretty best. I'll tell you all
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  Speaker 2: about that.
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  Speaker 4: But the thing is, neither of us are getting nominated
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  Speaker 4: for Best Actress. So being in good taste is not
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  Speaker 4: the answer. And if anybody represents that better, it's Erika Jayne.
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  Speaker 4: She has been in somewhat trashy taste for three years,
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  Speaker 4: and now she gets to.
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  Speaker 2: Now she's Classy Lady. So Erika Jayne... And I go
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  Speaker 2: way back.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: She came on my show like five years ago.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And of course, I've covered everything with Real Housewives of
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  Speaker 2: Beverly Hills and the Tom Girardi scandal and blah, blah.
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  Speaker 2: But over the weekend, I watched her two-part doc on
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  Speaker 2: Bravo about her getting her residency on- Always.
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  Speaker 4: Bet I'm Blonde? Is that what it's called? Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And I really, really liked it. And so I DM'd
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  Speaker 2: her and I said, I really like this. I'm really
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  Speaker 2: happy for you. She saves a lot of juice about
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  Speaker 2: Tom and her life and everything for this special, which
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  Speaker 2: I thought was really smart. She didn't give it to
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  Speaker 2: an interview. She didn't necessarily say it on the Beverly
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  Speaker 2: Hills show. She has a lot more control over it.
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  Speaker 2: She comes off really great. And she really is like
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  Speaker 2: a fun, she's not this ice queen that you saw.
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  Speaker 2: the last couple seasons because her lawyers were telling her
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  Speaker 2: to be that way. It's very interesting.
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  Speaker 4: Also, getting through something that big and that public, I
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  Speaker 4: think she is one of the best housewives in terms
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  Speaker 4: of using that as a platform to turn herself. into
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  Speaker 4: the thing that she wanted to become, you know? Like,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I want to go to Vegas and see her.
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  Speaker 2: So when you watch this special, the show looks really good.
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  Speaker 2: And I heard from people, I was like, how is
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  Speaker 2: the show, you know? And just because I'm curious. And
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  Speaker 2: they were like, I'm like, how long was it? Because
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  Speaker 2: a lot, sometimes when these Bravo celebrities go and do
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  Speaker 2: stage shows. I hear they're short or the whole time
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  Speaker 2: it's Q & A.
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  Speaker 4: In Vegas, I want an hour 10 of fun. I
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  Speaker 4: don't want anything more than that.
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  Speaker 2: No, but sometimes these shows are like, oh, there's a
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  Speaker 2: big chunk in the middle. No, everyone said it was
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  Speaker 2: like solid fun, lots of hits, dancing, hot guys, hot girls,
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  Speaker 2: like full on. And you know, so we were talking
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  Speaker 2: and she's like, well, you know, I've been doing this
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  Speaker 2: since I was like five. I've been a singer, dancer, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: And anyway, we had a great, Lots of juice. Lots
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  Speaker 2: just for that booth.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe for you later. Anyway, hopefully she'll come back on
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop and people can see that there is like
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  Speaker 2: a fun side to her that you don't really see
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  Speaker 2: on the Beverly Hills housewife. Well, I think it was
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  Speaker 2: there for- Like a girlfriend side.
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  Speaker 4: I think it was like there a little bit in
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  Speaker 4: her first couple of seasons.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then had to go away when she was like
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  Speaker 4: dealing with all the Tom stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But it has been weird. I mean, one of the
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  Speaker 4: great shifts of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills of the
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  Speaker 4: last season was is going from Kyle treating Dorit like
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  Speaker 4: her best girl to treating Erika like her. Erika's been
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  Speaker 4: such a good friend to me.
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  Speaker 2: Erika really has.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I know, but also I will always stand Dorit.
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  Speaker 2: But I think also, I said this to Erika too,
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  Speaker 2: I go, there's a scene where, you know, she comes
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  Speaker 2: over when this news is broke that they're separated, Kyle
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  Speaker 2: and Mauricio. And I said, you were so great in
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  Speaker 2: that moment and so relatable and you gave such good
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  Speaker 2: advice and you could really see that you were a
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  Speaker 2: good friend but also a woman. Who was married for
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  Speaker 2: 20 years who's been through some shit.
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  Speaker 4: And that's the thing is that Dorit can't be there
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  Speaker 4: for her in the same way because like Kyle's life
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  Speaker 4: is falling apart and she's having to figure out how
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  Speaker 4: to rebuild herself under new and queerer terms. Who better
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  Speaker 4: than Erika Jayne to help her out with that? But
• 7:01
  Speaker 4: just to circle back to Real Housewives doing stage shows.
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  Speaker 4: Are you actively pissed off at all of the stand-ups
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  Speaker 4: who are now just doing an hour of Q & A?
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  Speaker 2: Wait, stand-ups are doing this?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, tell me about it. Who's doing that?
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  Speaker 4: You know who Matt Rife is, don't you?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes. Oh, I have a Matt Rife story.
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  Speaker 4: Yes. Well, apparently now he does a little bit of stand-up,
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  Speaker 4: and then he does an hour of Q & A,
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  Speaker 4: and then an hour of opening gifts from the audience.
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  Speaker 4: Like a bunch of people. Or you'll see clips from
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  Speaker 4: Matteo Lane, and it's just him taking questions from the audience. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And it is.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I can honestly say I have a bunch of
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  Speaker 2: new shows coming up and that is not going to
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  Speaker 2: be my show. I actually don't like doing questions. Even
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  Speaker 2: when I do live Juicy Scoops. I stopped that a
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  Speaker 2: couple years ago. I think it's kind of.
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  Speaker 4: Do people ask you the same thing over and over again?
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  Speaker 2: No, I just think it's kind of lazy and I
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  Speaker 2: only think it's fun for the person asking the question.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And.
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  Speaker 2: I just am like, I only have an hour and
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  Speaker 2: a half and I have so much more juice and
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  Speaker 2: fun to give you that I would rather do it
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  Speaker 2: in a real show. And I don't think Q &
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  Speaker 2: As are really part of a show. I think that
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  Speaker 2: should be like a meet and greet.
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  Speaker 4: I think all people from Los Angeles hate Q &
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  Speaker 4: As because we've all been to a respectable movie at
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  Speaker 4: the Arclight and have a person stand up and their
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  Speaker 4: question is just about have you noticed how smart I am?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I do think sometimes that goes on
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  Speaker 2: too long or it's a part of it. It's okay
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  Speaker 2: if it's a part of it. But, like, again, people
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  Speaker 2: start chatting.
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  Speaker 4: It's fun when you're on a panel.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, when you're on a panel, yeah. But I'm
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  Speaker 2: just saying as a stand-up, like, no, give the fun.
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  Speaker 2: But I do feel like because those are what made
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  Speaker 2: so many people viral is their crowd work.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Something I've never really done much of for the same
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  Speaker 2: reason is that I'm so excited to To get on
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  Speaker 2: stage and do the stuff that's new and the stuff
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  Speaker 2: that's like polished and perfect that I'm like, I want
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  Speaker 2: them to see it all. I want their husband to
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  Speaker 2: see it. I want that. So I don't go and
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  Speaker 2: spend 20 minutes on some weird couple in the front
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  Speaker 2: that no one can see in the back.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So that's my personal opinion of how I do my shows. HeatherMcDonald.net
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  Speaker 2: is where you want to buy your tickets. Only go
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  Speaker 2: to HeatherMcDonald.net. Otherwise, you're going to get screwed and you're
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  Speaker 2: going to pay triple the price. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I love crowd work.
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  Speaker 2: Some people are really great at it. And I think
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  Speaker 2: it's really fun. And I'm not saying don't do it.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying that's– I don't do that much. But
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  Speaker 2: I might start. Who cares? Also, I got to tell
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  Speaker 2: you some juicy scoop. This– I don't know if you
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  Speaker 2: watch OC. You don't really watch OC. But I have
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  Speaker 2: to tell you about this.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Because the juicy scoop is there won't know. There's this woman,
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  Speaker 2: Shanna Bedore. She got divorced and started dating this guy,
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  Speaker 2: John Jansen, who we got to see on the show.
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  Speaker 2: Age appropriate, businessman, Newport. They both went to SC.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. That's everything you're looking for in a couple.
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  Speaker 2: But Shannon is this girl very much from my generation
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  Speaker 2: that calls her girlfriends on the phone and trauma dumps. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 2: And some of the cast, women, some of the housewives
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  Speaker 2: started to say, well, Shannon, like, you know, we don't
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  Speaker 2: think this relationship is good because you've told us this, this,
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  Speaker 2: and this. And then she's furious that they said it
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  Speaker 2: on camera. It doesn't make John look good. She's like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my God, we're going to, now my relationship's over
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  Speaker 2: that you said this. And they're like, but you told us,
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  Speaker 2: like you told on yourself. So they break up and
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  Speaker 2: he starts dating Alexis Bellino, who used to be on
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  Speaker 2: the show. And so Shannon's like, I can't. And now
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  Speaker 2: they've brought Alexis Bellino back this season and they're filming.
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  Speaker 4: Good for you, Alexis.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, they're on the red carpet. Now, I've hung
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  Speaker 2: out with John Jansen and Shannon Bonover, and so has Peter.
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  Speaker 2: So he comes in.
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  Speaker 4: John Jansen is the brunette?
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  Speaker 2: No, is this man right here. The brunette is the publicist,
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  Speaker 2: and I don't know why he was all over the
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  Speaker 2: red carpet.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I would like to have sex with the publicist.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, so John and Peter, like, they know each other.
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  Speaker 2: We butted on his boat, whatever. So they come over,
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  Speaker 2: and we're chatting, and they told me some scoop. So
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  Speaker 2: they are in love. Uh-huh. They love each other. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And anybody who thinks that they're doing this so that
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  Speaker 2: she could get back on the show. And I said, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: of course. Nobody's going to pretend a relationship for four months,
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  Speaker 2: sleep with somebody, just so you can be back on Bravo.
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  Speaker 4: A woman started a website so she could get on SC. Like.
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  Speaker 2: Like get on what?
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  Speaker 4: Salt Lake City. Didn't that woman, like... Oh, no, it
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  Speaker 4: was a.
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  Speaker 2: It was... No, she... Well, she tried... She started to
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  Speaker 2: work for... Salt Lake City was... She worked for... Jen Shah.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: But then had a secret Instagram blog count that talked
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  Speaker 2: shit about her.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: But it was all to get on the show.
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  Speaker 4: I think if people are doing that kind of secret work,
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  Speaker 4: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe they think that.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: But Alexis told me they were already talking to her
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  Speaker 2: about coming back.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, my kids aren't going to be featured. John's
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  Speaker 2: not going to be featured. You know, maybe we'll do
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  Speaker 2: one or two scenes, but it's not because everyone was
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  Speaker 2: saying he's He's super hungry for the camera, blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, no. The reason– and then he goes, nobody
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  Speaker 2: knows this. And he did not tell me, Heather, this
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  Speaker 2: is not for Juicy Scoop. So he said, according to
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  Speaker 2: the conversation that I recall, he said, you know, I
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  Speaker 2: didn't want to be featured on the show. But– part
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  Speaker 2: of Shannon going back on the show, part of her
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  Speaker 2: contract was that I would film with her.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And so he's like, I felt this pressure of like,
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  Speaker 2: this woman has to have this job or I'm, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and then in the end, his friend, his, his, uh,
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  Speaker 2: His character was trashed because he looks like he wasn't
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  Speaker 2: a good boyfriend and then jumped to a younger woman.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, we tried to avoid each other and
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  Speaker 2: we tried to be friends, but the chemistry is off
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  Speaker 2: the hook and we are really in love.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, this is exciting. OC having its own young,
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  Speaker 4: hot Harry Dubin makes me very excited.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so Phaedra was there.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, very exciting.
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  Speaker 2: Phaedra from Traitors. Just, wow, what a pop moment. And
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  Speaker 2: so was Peter the Pilot.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 2: Peter the pilot. And I walked right up to her
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  Speaker 2: and she said, and I said, you were so great
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  Speaker 2: in The Traitors, especially when you said, and I don't
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  Speaker 2: have to kiss your ass for a rose. But they
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  Speaker 2: were very chubby. They took a photo together too.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, watching them in the reunion be adorable at
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  Speaker 4: each other. The people who, like MJ being bitter in
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  Speaker 4: the reunion, it's like, it's a game. And I don't
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  Speaker 4: understand people not understanding that. Phaedra played that game so well.
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  Speaker 4: I kind of have to... Question the game that someone
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  Speaker 4: as good as her has to come to the point
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  Speaker 4: where she's just like, I'm tired. I can't play anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Peter the pilot, who then was talking to Peter
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  Speaker 2: about becoming a pilot, which was my biggest fear once he.
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  Speaker 4: Became a captain. You cannot let your husband fly little planes.
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  Speaker 2: I said, as long as you don't take my children
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  Speaker 2: with you, go fly away.
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going on a plane anymore. And the people
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  Speaker 2: that I've spent my entire life growing in my tummy
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  Speaker 2: and then into men outside of my tummy are not
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  Speaker 2: going in the plane. But Brandon already, like, took a lesson.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: I can't. I know. Anyway, it's horrible. So we're sitting there,
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  Speaker 2: and he said, you know what?
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  Speaker 4: Tell Peter to get a mortuary. Like, that's a business.
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  Speaker 4: That's a skill. Phaedra, I'm, like, Phaedra loved learning about
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  Speaker 4: doing that stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: For people that don't know, Phaedra from Real Housewives of
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  Speaker 2: Atlanta said, is a lawyer and a mortician.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And now, you know, killing it on these shows.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I think that she could also be great in like
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: a fun, I know this is such an easy concept.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: We used to do it with Chelsea lately, but have like,
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: have her be a judge. She is a lawyer, but
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: it could be just, you know, funny things like, my
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: roommate stole my this, like we used to do.
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: Revitalism.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: Because she's just like so sharp.
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: Judge shows are so fun and I feel like they
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: are now only playing to really old audiences with Judge Judy. Yeah.
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: To see it be visual would be amazing.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: Do you remember how we would find the people in
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: the audience?
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: Like waiting to go in and we're like, do you
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: have an issue?
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: And then we'd have Chelsea come out and Shuey was
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: the bailiff. And we'd have all these funny things that
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: it would really be like two roommates.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Little things, a car stuff. And then it was really,
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, it was really funny, but her sass would
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: be great. And then, but he said, Peter said, Peter
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: the pilot said, after talking to the people that have
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: done the challenge and everything, that this is by far
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: like everyone's favorite type of show to do like this.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I know I would choose this if I
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: was asked over Big Brothers, over maybe even Dancing with
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: the Stars. Like I just think talking to people and
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: like lying and making friends and that kind of shit
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: to me sounds so much more fun than like wearing
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: character shoes and sweating.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: But getting in Dancing with the Stars shape, you would
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: get to be so proud of yourself.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Yes. I mean, listen, if it happens, it happens. But
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: at this point, I don't think it's going to.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: Traders would be like a beautiful use of all of
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: your sorority skills as well. I would really like to
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: see you because I feel like what nobody has been
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: able to do is be a trader and successfully feel
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: like they are still trying to find somebody. And I
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: feel like you, like, has there been an improviser? Because
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: do you remember during the golden age of televised poker?
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: Like all of these dude dudes would get there and
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: be like, yeah, I'm great at poker. And then- like
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: lady improvisers fucking took them down every time because they
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: were so good. I just like Nicole Sullivan from a
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: mad TV one of the seasons because they were just
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: so good at like clocking what other people are doing,
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: masking their own intentions.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Observing that they did this and they caught. Yeah, you're right. That, that,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: that could be really fun trying to figure it out.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: And then, of course, if I ever was, got the
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: tap and was the traitor, that would be hard. I'd
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: much prefer to be a faithful and try to figure
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: out who's the traitors. But coming to the end of
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: the traitors, so it was the two people from the challenge,
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Trishel and CT, and MJ. And MJ's like, okay, let's
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: end the show. They got rid of Kate, who was
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: the traitor. And then they're like, but do you think,
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I definitely think, and I said this to MJ last night,
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: I'm like, they found each other without cameras and was like,
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: we know she's not one. You and I know she's
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: not one. Let's get her out and share a little
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: more money. Anyway, very juicy, very fun. But that's why
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: MJ was sad.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: No, a hundred percent. I think they just aced her
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: out because they were a team. It will be interesting
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: in future seasons, seeing the way that people naturally form
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: up into like team Bravo, team MTV, that kind of thing.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Okay. So I agree. Meredith Marks from Real House of
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Salt Lake City. Gorgeous. And do you know that she
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: has a caviar line?
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: I did not know that she has a caviar line.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: And that was part of the food at the Spago.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's exciting.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Started with a little caviar cart.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: And delicious on a little potato. Yes.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: A little crumb fresh. Yes.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: There was like five courses. It was so good.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: At this party. Drinks flowing.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: I mean, is she growing her own caviar in the
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: Great Salt Lake?
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: I thought it was a weird match, but it's been
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: at some parties and it's delicious.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, we all love caviar.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: I mean, I wouldn't know the difference between... you know,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: a one from a caviar broker and, you know, a,
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: and Meredith. So to me, I think you put the
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: little egg and all the stuff.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: I'm doing something fancy. I love champagne.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: I would think that would be the kind of thing.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I also feel like champagne is something that providing it's
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: extremely cold and It's very hard to tell if it's $ 100,
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: to me, $ 100 bottle or a $ 20 bottle.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: No, I refuse to hear this from you because you once,
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: a good decade ago, referred to a situation and you said,
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: at the end of the day, I'm just in it
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: for the Vove.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, well, that I do agree. I love it, but
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: I also feel like. If I was to do a
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: taste test, it'd probably be hard to distinguish.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: No, there's some real crap out there. You're just not
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: having to experience it.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: I guess I'm not.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: But I did like that.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Because I do always do the.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: You're not in it for the.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: The Vove, the Vove.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: You're not in it for the Dom Perignon. Like, you're there.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I think the Vove is like, yeah.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: Vove is the correct answer.
• 19:15
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  Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks. and yet somehow have found a
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: filed against me.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: what would you do if it was given back?
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: started crying.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: happens next.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara,
• 20:24
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• 20:25
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Okay. Ashley Darby, very cute from Real Housewives of Potomac.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: This cute boy, I don't know, he's some cutie on TikTok.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I saw Vicky.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Vicky.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Icon.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: And she was like, she looked thin. She looked great. Yes.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: She talked about how now they were doing the Trace Amigos, again,
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: a live show with Tamara, Shannon, and Vicky.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Tamara didn't want to do it anymore or they were
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: mad that Tamara was friends with Alexis because Tamara's still
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: on the show or whatever. So now it's just Shannon
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: and Vicky going on the road, doing a comedy tour.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: They're going to all the improvs.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: That's wonderful. Knowing that the green rooms have been blessed
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: by Real Housewives is very exciting. But it is fun
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: to go to industry parties. like every six months and
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: be just like, oh, so they're on Ozempic now too.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Like it really is, watching it spread, very exciting.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Very exciting. Oh, I talked to a plastic surgeon at
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: the other party I went to on Saturday.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: This is why you follow, this is why you listen
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: to Heather MacDonald because she goes to the places and
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: she asks the questions that we all want.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: He said that business is very slow right now and
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: he doesn't know why. I think it's because No one's
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: getting lipo.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: And then he said, yes, maybe they're on Ozempic and
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: they're enjoying their body so much that they're not thinking
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: about their face.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: But then if it's true about Ozempic face, then they
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: will need the work there.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: But so who think Ozempic face can be dealt with
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: through fillers?
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, but then they'll have to come to him.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: But if they'll just go to like a dentist.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: They shouldn't. They should go to a real– That's true. Kendra.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Playmate turned realtor.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, yes. Icon. Is she still in, like, Pittsburgh or whatever?
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: No, she lives in Calabasas.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: She does real estate. Gertie from Miami. She's a real delight.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Real fun delight. Gorgeous fun. Sutton.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Ugh.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Icon.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's invited me to her store. She's got a
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: party this week.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Ugh. Like, watching the reunion.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: No, there's Peter and... Yes.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Nobody's better at.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: Throwing bar... She's just so good at being like, everything
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: that comes at her is the most hurtful thing ever.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: And anything she says to anyone, it's just sarcasm.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: How do you think she's doing at the reunion? Have
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: you watched the last two episodes?
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: I've watched the last two episodes.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, I.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: I'm always frustrated with her. I feel like it's just
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: such a rough game because she, Crystal, and Garcelle are
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: so powerful. The other three cannot form up in any
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: way like they are Beverly Hills isn't a good show
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: when Kyle is out on a limb you know right
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Kyle is like such a central character.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: She's like the foundation yes.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: And I would say if we're going to shift the
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: dynamics of the show Garcelle has to get a better
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: backyard like and I realize that Garcelle is a fundamentally
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: different game she is not getting $ 300, 000 a month right
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: though I must say learning about Sutton gets $ 300, 000.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: A month tax-free of— Christian. Is that just child support
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: or alimony?
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: It's alimony.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: But the thing is— Alimony, not even counting child support.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: So that won't stop because the child support will stop
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: eventually when.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: The kids get older. No, but alimony does stop. Alimony
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: is only for a period of time.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: I thought if you're married for at least 20 years,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: it never stops unless you get remarried.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: I don't think so because the thing I was actively
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: worried about was that she lives the way she does.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Because I would have assumed with the way that her
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: husband's wealth exists, that she would have gotten just a
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: huge property settlement. And I'm sure with her owning a
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: couple of baseball teams that she doesn't know about, that
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: it is a huge property settlement. I just worry about
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: her hitting a point in time if it does have
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: a cutoff at 10 years or 20 years where she's like,
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know how to live like this.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: I think... I mean, I think that was crazy that
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: it got exposed on Watch What Happens Live.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's where I believe it was exposed. Maybe
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: someone else found out.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: Did she say it herself or did he ask her?
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: What I saw, and this, I don't know what came first,
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: but he brought it up.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: And then she said, yes, and that's tax free or something.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: She added to it or she kind of was like, well,
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: it's more than that, whatever. I appreciate her honesty. We
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: begged for wealthy women. People got angry if someone didn't
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: have good countertops and they're like, how are this person
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: a housewife? We deliver a really wealthy woman and then
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: you're like, well, it's boring that she just bought a horse.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Too bad. That's what we wanted.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: That was really, it was Kyle's best moment from the reunion.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: It was like, all you have, it was so.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: She said, I've given my whole life on this show.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: My daughter was in a crib when we started. She's
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: now driving. You know, family members, separations, all this stuff.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: She goes, what did you do? You bought a horse
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: and you met with a dating coach.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: It was great. And also, I'm sorry that I came
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: for Garcelle about her backyard. Like, knowing, watching these situations
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: and then knowing that every fucking penny that Garcelle has,
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: she fucking TV-movied into her life. Yes. I have so
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: much respect for her.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: And now she's producing and everything.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I think Garcelle is great on the show. I think
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Crystal is. Is really starting to feel herself.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's exciting. I'm so tired of that fucking brother.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: I don't care about your brother. It's not the most
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: interesting thing about you. Give me something. Like, Crystal feeling herself.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry for interrupting.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: You don't.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Go ahead. But, like, the fact that, like, Dorit and
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Anne-Marie didn't understand. That's what you're supposed to do. You
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: should come for one of the little ones. Like, go after. Like,
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: if Dorit started a fucking teardown fight with Crystal. That
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: would give us a reason to have Dorit on the show. Like,
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: you know, I really feel like, you know.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Do you think Chris Dorit could be on the chopping block?
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: It makes me so sad because she is truly my favorite.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Even with her E.T. outfit. I was like, what is
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: this red thing? I'm like, put her in a basket,
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: fly over the moon, and her little squiggly thing.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: I had not seen High Glamour from Dorit a lot
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: this season, and I love High Glamour from Dorit. It
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: made me so happy.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: Good.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: But truly amazing. skyping with PK about, I'm worried about
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: my marriage. I have PTSD. I don't care about any
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: of that. I want to see her, if she'd stood
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: up for herself in any reasonable way against Garcelle, that
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: could have been interesting and juicy and had some.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I do think it's really scary.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: A hundred percent.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: To say anything, but I apologize. I didn't mean it.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: A hundred percent.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: But I think Like, something as simple as, like, my
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: parents are immigrants. The racial dynamics of this country don't
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: make the same sense to me that they do to
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: other people. Right. Could have been an interesting conversation to have.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: But, like, she's floundering without having a cow to cling to,
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: and it's making me sad. Oh, yeah. But I truly
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: think that her deciding that something Crystal did was offensive
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: to her about an outfit, like, something sort of, like,
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: A safe territory of.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Like- You want to see that, you mean? I think
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: that that- Because I don't even remember, wait, what were
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: they fighting about? Oh, because she made a crack at
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Crystal saying child bride.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Which, you know, was a bad comment to say because
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: I've interviewed Crystal. Crystal graduated from UC Irvine. She does
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: have a company that she started with like her college
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: or high school friend, which is the Coconut Water.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: I know, but don't tell me a story about how
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: you made a million dollars by the time you were
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: 22 because that just means your parents are rich.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Her parents– no, this wasn't her thing.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: But it might have happened after she was married. So
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I do– who knows if.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: The investment– You don't think her parents funded– you don't
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: think her parents funded– No, she grew up in the Valley.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: She went to Chaminade. She's like, no, they're not– no.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: But could the husband have? Maybe, but I don't know.
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: But the point is she does have a business that's
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: hers that is successful that Bravo is choosing for us
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: not to see because they don't find it interesting, which
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: is fine.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: It's like at Costco.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: That makes me mad. That makes me mad at Bravo. Yeah.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: But I do feel like when she's kind of feeling
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: herself and there's this one moment where she goes, yeah,
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: and I love it or something. And it reminded me
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: of the greatest movie ever, which was. The movie that
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Julianne Moore played Sarah Palin.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, amazing.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: And there was this moment where she's backstage or something
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: at one of the things as Sarah Palin. And she goes,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: we've got to win. I'm not going back to Alaska.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: And I just was like, oh, my God. Sometimes I
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: think people get on these shows and they're like, I
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: could take it or leave it. Who cares? And they're
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: down to earth and everything. But by the third season,
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: they're like, oh, no, no. I've tasted it. I've been
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: to BravoCon. I'm not going back to being nobody.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: It's one of my favorite things about Carol Radswell is
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: because however much she wants to pretend that she's better
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: than this and is a respectable novelist, she loves it
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: and she would like some back.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Well, I know her as well. Of course I had
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: to write her and say, are you watching the feud
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: with Truman?
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Truman versus the swans.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: And her mother-in-law.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: And she's like, and I go, don't you think Calista
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Flockhart is like, I think she looks so beautiful. I
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: love her style. And she was like, She kind of
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: was very protective of her mother-in-law. So she's like, no,
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: they're not. People are comparing it to housewives. They weren't
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: like that at all. I go, no, I know what
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: they mean. They just mean we want to relate it
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: to something today, which I think it's very relatable. But
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: from that era. So anyway, it's, but yeah, she was
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: great on the show. I don't think she, she knows
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: she'll probably never come back or wants to come back.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: But I did thoroughly enjoy.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: Her on the show. I have so much respect for
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: how much she stood up to Andy and I have
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: so much respect for how much she stood up.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: The greatest moment when she goes, oh, Andy, are you
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: afraid of her too now?
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: No.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: That's when she, that's when he was like.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: You're so full of shit, Andy. Just, it makes me
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: so happy. At the end of the day, she is
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: an Italian girl from up the Hudson and And, like,
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: she's always my favorite housewife.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Do you have, wait, do you have any, do you feel, wait,
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: finish your thought, because then I have an Andy question
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: for you.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Well, I wanted to roll this back to Sarah Palin.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, yes.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: I just wanted to ask, on the subject of Sarah Palin,
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: when I watched the Republican response to the State of
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: the Union, I saw a deeply affected brunette with a
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: diamond crucifix. And my first thought was, Heather has to
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: watch this. Will she fall in love with it? Will she,
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: as a Republican woman, be like, hey, I understand where
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: she's coming from, or will she be, I need to
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: do this impression, or both?
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: I love the dramaticness of it.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I love the shaky voice. I love that she was chosen.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: I love that people are like, why is she in
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: a kitchen? And then, of course, Scarlett Johansson just killed it. Yes.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: So there's no need for me to practice because it's
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: done and it was timely and she did a great job.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: All right. Now ask me about Andy.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Do you know what the latest trouble that he's in?
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: The lawsuits.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, I knew that, no, I knew that Mimi sued him,
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: but that was settled.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: That was old. So then Leah McSweeney, who was on
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: the house, she's suing him. And in her complaint- Oh, do.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: God know he's doing cocaine with the housewives he likes.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Brings up the cocaine thing. Meanwhile, every housewife did posts
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: about how great he is. Many people said, hey, I've
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: been on it. I've never been offered. I've been on twice.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Never been offered.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: But now the latest that came over the weekend is
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: that he could sue her for defamation if she doesn't
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: take it back. And her lawyer is like, good luck, buddy.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: And so I don't know because he's– so now he's
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: standing up for himself, defending himself through his lawyers.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Do you know how Oscar Wilde died?
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: No.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: OK.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: So Oscar Wilde, famous writer of the late 19th century
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: in England and he was very famously gay and his–
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: boyfriend's dad called him a sodomite. He miswrote sodomite, which
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: means he called him a gay guy. And he took
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: his boyfriend's father to court saying, you've defamed me. And
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: everybody was like, Oscar Wilde, why are you doing this?
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: We all know that he said the truth.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Because they all knew that he was gay, even though
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: it was so long ago.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: And so because of the things that were said in court,
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: he ended up having to go to jail because being
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: gay was criminal back then. And he basically suffered so
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: much in jail that he got out. But he was
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: so in such physical decline that he died. And, like,
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: there's just the hubris. What I'm saying is Andy Cohen
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: 100% has done cocaine with Housewives. Andy Cohen should.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: That's your opinion.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: My opinion. It is my opinion.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: It's your opinion.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: Yes, that Andy Cohen has 100% done that. And if
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: Andy Cohen has in any way ever done cocaine near
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: a housewife and sues Liam McSweeney for defamation, like that
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: would be not hard to prove. And then he would
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: be like, you know, in trouble.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: I don't think he, from what I gathered from the article,
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying a lawsuit is there, but I think
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: he wants them to retract it.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: Lawyers are threatening and that's lawyer's job is to threaten,
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: but also like, As everyone's been saying, we would like
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: things less if we thought that Andy Cohen wasn't doing
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: coke with the housewives that he liked.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: That's what I said. I'm like, it's a late night
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: talk show. Personally, I don't think it's happening now. Yes.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: If it happened 10 years ago.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: On occasion.
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: But why would she have knowledge of it unless someone
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: told her? Because she was supposed to be sober. She
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: was only on the show. Brandi Glanville said, look, I've
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: known Andy for 13 years. I've never hung out with
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: him besides being on TV. A reunion or watch what happens.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: We've never had dinner. We've never hung out.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: Why would it trouble you if two of your colleagues
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: were doing a social drug? I realize that it's illegal.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: I realize that he is to some extent their boss.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: But it's like you guys drink together. Are you trying
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: to tell me– I know.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: People take gummies together.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Look, I– I don't really care, but I was like,
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: this is not going to be the thing that takes
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Andy Cohen down. No. No. And I thought it was
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: better that he just never even addresses it.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: But I don't know. There was a little bit of
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: him addressing it last week. Here they are together. Okay.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Did you hear about this holdovers thing? No. This just
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: came out last night. There is this guy who is saying,
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: I have a script that I submitted with the Writers Guild.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: And there was a lot of interest in this script
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: in 2013. And it is line by line, the holdover
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: stole my script. Okay.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: This is fascinating.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: Because about once every 10 years, we get sort of
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: like a big plagiarism accusation that From someone, one of
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: the last big ones was the TV show New Girl.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Do you remember New Girl?
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, wait, New Girl where she and the three guys
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: all live together?
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: And so the season that that came out, these two
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: girls were like, they plagiarized this from us. We sent
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: this to WME. And what's funny about it is to
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: somebody who's outside of Hollywood, it would have looked like
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: such a clear case of plagiarism. It was like girl
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: who shows up to her boyfriend wearing a trench coat
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: and nothing underneath and finds him having sex with another man.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: And all of these, one of the- And was.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: That actually in New Girl?
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: That's very specific.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: But except for the fact that that was something that
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: was in like five different pilots that year. Like it
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: was just sort of like there are like these trends.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: And the thing is, I can very much understand if
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: there were somebody who had a screenplay that was about,
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: you know, a boarding school or even a boarding school
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: where people were staying there over Christmas break where you
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: would be like, this is my movie. And it is something,
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: it's like there were a lot of those movies.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: And there's probably a lot of writers that maybe have
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: lived that where they had to stay over the holiday.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: I mean, especially considering the number of like writers in
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: our industry who are sort of like fancy prep school boys.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: But line by line. The thing is, is like if
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: there are individual jokes or individual moments or something that
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: like reflect that somebody probably read this, that's a different situation.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: But so much of the time, like I 100%, On NBC,
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: there was a sitcom called Outsourcing. And I, three years,
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: four years before that, wrote a sitcom with the same premise. Like,
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: white guy has to go to India to run a
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: call center. And it was called Outsourcing and all of that.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: But then when it came out, I wasn't going to
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: sue anybody because it was just multiple people having the
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: same idea. It happens with jokes all the time.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Well, exactly. And then you look at the big picture
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: and you would just say... It happens with stand-ups all
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: And I do want to say... what I've realized when
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: someone is accused or you're proving that your joke was
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: stolen by somebody, do you know who cares the least?
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: The rest of the world. Only comedians care. No non-comedian
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: is ever outraged, ever wants to cancel that person. They're like,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: who cares? Joke wasn't that great anyway. So it's like,
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: if it does happen to you, it is frustrating. It
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: is like heartbreaking and annoying and you want to scream
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: it from the rooftops. But like, You're not going to
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: have legal recourse and it's also just like not going
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: to make you look good. I mean when it happened
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: to me, it just taught me in which someone accused
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: me of stealing a star 69 joke. And I told
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: the whole story a million times. But what it taught
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: me was sometimes those general jokes that can be stolen,
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: whether they're a swipe to the left type of dating.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: But because they can be stolen, that's when I stopped
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: writing that way. I only do specific, very specific things
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: about my life.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: Do jokes that can only come from you.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: So Writers Guild said, this isn't our jurisdiction just because
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: you registered this with us. Though it is a smart
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: thing if you've registered there.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: 100%.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: I could register something tomorrow there. They're not like reading it.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: It's in the thing as like a receipt. So then
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: he will have to get an attorney.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: He has to get an attorney. And it's so funny
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: because people get attorneys who aren't from L.A. who do
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: sue about these things. Well, the people who are here
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: understand that it's not going to go anywhere because those
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: girls with New Girl, they were like, well, we sent
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: it to WME. And they were like, well, WME was
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: her agency. And it's like, WME does not read these things,
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: you know, just because they are sitting there.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: It's a really hard thing. That's why when I come
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: up with show and movie ideas– I just say it
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: on here. Yes. I go, this is my idea, but
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: go for it. If you're going to sit down and
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: write it, go for it. I would like to watch
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: it in three years. And I don't care that was
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: my idea because I could go back to the show
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: and go, oh, I'm so glad you took my idea
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: and executed it. I don't fucking care. I don't have
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: time to write a movie.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: To be clear, Alexander Payne, the director of this, was
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: supposed to direct a screenplay that I had written. But
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: instead he went and he made the holdovers. And so
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: I believe everything that this person is accusing.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: That's amazing.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: No, it's a great movie. Did you see it?
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: I told you I'm sorry. I've not seen like anything.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: It's really funny.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: But I think I would like it. I should watch
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: it with Brandon.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: This just popped up. This is from The Morning Juice.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: I don't like that they call their thing juice. No,
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: just kidding. Morning Juice, Box TV, this girl did a
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: TikTok or whatever. Her name is Tiffany Redd, and she
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: was saying, I just was listening to a Beyonce song
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: in the car, and calling her out on how she
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: doesn't pay and doesn't give the right amount percentage to
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: the people that write her songs. But I don't know
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: if that's true or not.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: This seems ridiculous to me because my friend T.S. Madison–
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: she has a quote that was used, sampled in one
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: of Beyonce's song and also some language that was, and
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: she's a credited writer and she, you know, that's, you know,
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: this is like.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: And so she gets money from the Beyonce.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: She gets money from Beyonce.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you can give Beyonce, I'm sure Beyonce will
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: invite you to her concert now because you, you stuck
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: up for her. I'm glad you have some real info
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: because I don't know if this is true or not.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: But I think that is one of the things that
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: Beyonce does is she sort of like in a very
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: Madonna kind of way, like, reaps from the culture and
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: sort of like reprocesses it and but like she does
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: such a great job of shining a light on the
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: people who she is learning from and like you know
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: one of the great things about The current album coming
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: out is like all of the talk and attention that's
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: being paid to black women who have been in country
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: music for the last 50 years and like learning about
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: ladies from the 60s and stuff like that. And, you know.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: That is cool.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Well, you also know that people think that she took
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: the song from the cartoon Franklin.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: No, I did not know that.
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: Which one? Texas Hold'em?
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because the beginning of Franklin.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, it does.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Hey there, Franklin. And I don't know what's going on
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: with that case.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: I mean, let's hope it's a candy situation of whoever
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: wrote the Franklin theme song just gets added as a
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: songwriter and makes a bunch of money.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Hopefully.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Kandi Burruss just sang, why, yes, I did write that
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: Ed Sheeran song. Like, it just, like, being like.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Wait, that just happened? Wait, what is this?
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: No, no, this was years ago.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: The song that they took to court and proved, like,
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: basically was too close to no scrubs.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: And then she is now accredited writer on it. And
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: so she was just like, more power to it. Let
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: it get more number ones. Like, it's more money for me.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, getting to the Oscars, what did you think of
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: the John Cena naked bit? Where he walked out naked
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: for to present best costumer?
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: I'm the audience for this. I love to see a
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: meaty boy. But also I thought it was really fun.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: I'm tired of hearing the same, oh, the language of
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: film is international. You know, like a lot of the
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: intros for the categories are really boring and I thought
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: that this was very fun and memorable and I think
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: You know, costume design is one of those fun places.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: Like a couple of years, they did like a runway show.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it like worked. I thought it
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: was really cute and really funny and enjoyed the photos
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: from members of the audience who had better views of
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: his butt.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: So we were able to watch it. Of course, it
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: was chattered. I'm trying to get photos of people's numbers
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: so they come on JC Scoop. But I was basically
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: watching it. With Peter. And I thought the show went really,
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: really well.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: I thought Jimmy Kimmel did great. One joke that he's
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: being criticized for is making fun of Robert Downey Jr.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: 's drug past.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm just saying some people don't like that. They
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: think you've worked so hard to brush this off, you know,
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: not be there. But I feel like Robert was okay
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: with it. So if Robert's okay with it, who cares?
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: Robert's making jokes the whole time. And there is also
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: a reality of women don't have the option of coming
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: back from the brink like that.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: It's true.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: Like women who, any woman who woke up in a
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: child's bed in somebody else's home would be crazy and
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: have a conservatorship and never get to be in this
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: kind of space again. And the fact that we let
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: men go off the deep end and then, you know,
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: they're in a couple of good roles and we're like,
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: we respect you. I think that's great. But I think
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: also making jokes about it and acknowledging it is real
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: because like, his actions had the impact on people. And
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: one of the things I really liked about, um, was
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: it a SAG award speech where he talked about the
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: degree to which his wife had to be there to
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: sort of like pick him up and put him back
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: together again. Uh, I really appreciate it. I thought he
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: was really funny and gracious and you know, Kimmel has
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: nothing to apologize for. He was really great.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: And yeah, so I, I thought, and I loved that,
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: you know, for best, Supporting actress, five women that had
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: won that were also friends with the person introduced them.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: I love that introduction. I thought that was really special
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: and cool.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Mary Steenburgen wore the same outfit that she wore back
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: in 1981.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: She looked great.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: I love her. Yes. So I thought all of that
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: really played well.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Then, of course, Emma Stone got up and her zipper
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: had broken. And I appreciate that more than Jennifer Lawrence's
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: fake fall. I mean.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: I think Emma Stone is so great and so adorable
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: and I respect her so much. This was the one
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: category that was still up in the air. And there
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: were more surprises last night than I think, you know,
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: American Fiction winning best adapted screenplay was exciting and no
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: one thought that was going to happen. But like this
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: killed me because Emma Stone was so good in poor things.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: If you should only watch one of these movies, you
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: should watch poor things. You will enjoy it. You'll think
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: it's weird, but you'll enjoy it. But Lily Gladstone was
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: so good in Killers of the Flower Moon and just
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: sort of realizing, like, Emma Stone gets to be in
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: a role that gets Academy Award nominated once every three years.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: And there's been one role in the last hundred years
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: for a Native American woman that positioned her as, you know,
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: a realistic best actress nominee. And it kills me. And
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: I really, really hope that more comes for Lily Gladstone
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: because she came So fucking close.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: So fucking close.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a really great point.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: Also, but that dress was great.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she looked great. And then there's nothing I love
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: more than siblings who work together.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: So Billie Eilish and Phineas. And you know that their
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: mom is like a soap star?
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: And a groundling.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: I thought you had mentioned that she was a groundling.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: She was a groundling?
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: She was a groundling.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought she was also in Soaps.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, many people are both.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: But Melissa McCarthy told a joke at one of the
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: recent award shows about the first time I met you,
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: you were in your mom's uterus because she was my
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: improv teacher.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: I love it. So they're the youngest, so that's great.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: And then she went to the Vanity Fair after party
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: and Flavor Flav presented her with one of his bejeweled clocks.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: Which is really weird. Why is he there? The whole
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: thing is strange.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: I love it. I think Flavor Flav is a good
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: celebrity and I'm glad we keep him around. It's what
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: we need VH1 for.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: Billie Eilish, I'm a little tired of her being befuddled
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: when she is accepting awards. Like, oh, shucks, I don't know.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: It's like, calm down, you know what you're doing now. But, like,
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: she's a great celebrity as well. I mean, her sense
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: of fun, like, having her, like, watching Ariana Grande present
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: it to her and have it just be, like, pop
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: star buddies saying hello.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: When do you think she's going to get rid of this, like,
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: male prep school outfit look?
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, I think the fact that she dresses in outfits
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: that are heightened but not in the way that we
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: expect women to be heightened. I really respect it. There
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: have been a couple of times that she has va-va-va-voomed
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: and she pulled it off and it was great, but
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: I think letting people know I'm not going to play
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: by your rules every time is really great and opens
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: the world up for other people who show up to
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: award shows who don't have bodies that fit into that
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: world in the same way. You know what I mean?
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, so speaking of which, this was something that people
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: were asking about.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: What the fuck was it?
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, so this is Emily Blunt and Florence Pugh They
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: had both beautiful dresses.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: They were, yes.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: But instead of their straps, sometimes your straps as a
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: woman might slip off or be too tight. These were
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: all up. First, when she was sitting in her chair,
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: I thought, how is it that this is not laying
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: down right? Didn't she sit down?
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: Well, it's clearly a situation.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: But it's an on-purpose, they call them floating strap dresses.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: On purpose?
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's on purpose because look at that. It's like
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: that when they're standing.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: But I assumed it was so fitted that it was
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: like a fitting mistake that it didn't sort of like
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: go down. It looks a little bit like they went
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: to Six Flags and they put the thing over them. Yes.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: It's weird.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: I don't like it.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: I don't like that Emily Blunt's dress looks like she's
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: wearing men's tighty-whities.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: It's okay. It's okay.
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: Florence Pugh.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Her coloring should have been not in a cream.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: That's what I think. Florence Pugh can do no wrong.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: She looked pretty besides that thing. Then Barbie, Margot, Robbie
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: went to the Vanity Fair party and she wore no
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: pants and like a gold corset that she would wear
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: if she was Erika Jayne. I don't know why. And
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: then they also said she wore black to the Oscars
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: instead of her signature pink that she'd done for the
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: whole thing. But then- A lot of people feel that
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: that was something that she'd planned out with America. Where
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: she goes, America, you wear the Barbie pink since you're
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: nominated and I hope you win.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: And I'm not going to wear pink. But then they're like, well,
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: were you wearing black to be like, fuck you, I
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: wasn't nominated. But she was still nominated as a producer,
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: so whatever.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: Okay. I... she gave an amazing performance. And I think
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: like it really was, we had a couple of movies
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: this year that were sort of like wrestling with women's
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: sovereignty over their own bodies, you know, like Poor Things
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: and Barbie and even Killers of the Flower Moon and
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: May December. And it really only was because Emma Stone
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: was essentially doing the same thing, but kind of more
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: in a different movie. I really thought her performance was amazing.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: I thought she advocated for herself really well. along the
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: entire sort of like award show route. And we do
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: have the situation where Margot Robbie could have been categorized
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: as one of the hot girls. And instead she has
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: made a business for herself as a really respected actress
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: and while at the same time looking like that. So
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: wear what, like, I think she looks amazing.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, I definitely think if you're going to the
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Oscars and then going to an after party, why not
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: have a costume change? I don't know where they do it,
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: but why not?
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: Also, when you're going to a party, you want to
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: be able to move around and you want to be
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: able to dance. So wear something where you can.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: This was, who was this? Oh, Florence Pugh then had
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: a costume change. And this time she had full, full boob,
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: sheer top, full nipple. And then if you zoom in,
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: she just had kind of like underwear on too. This
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: whole look of, I've talked about it. This whole look
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: of wearing like a bathing suit underneath a sheer long dress.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: I'm not a fan. I don't think it's that great.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's that sexy. I don't think it's
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: that unique. I don't think it's timeless. It's just like,
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: who cares?
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: Florence Pugh is our woman, Chalamet.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: She is the girl- She looks really pretty there, though.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: She is the girl who gets to, like, she is
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: in every respected movie. She needs to constantly be challenging
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: us a little bit. I love that she showed Nipple.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: Like- When somebody does something like that, I want to
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: know that it's for them and not for me. You
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: know what I mean? And maybe that's never possible. I
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: think that's a great dress.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: So then Charlize Theron did what I was saying, just
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: wearing the bathing suit underneath. Fine, who cares? This one
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: was Jennifer Lawrence changed from her polka dots. And I
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: liked it, except that I just didn't like her cream
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: underwear underneath, which of course we see. But it was
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: kind of 70s and cute. And then Emily, whatever you
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: call her.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Ratajkowski?
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Yes. She had this thing, this white dress that was basically,
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: the comments were so funny. Someone said, looks like she
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: wore her science report. Like, you know how you always
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: have those boards?
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: So it was like, so it was full side tit,
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: very low. She has a wicked body. She oozes sexuality,
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: which has been her thing.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: I mean, when you take something that's really structural and
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: really geometric and then put it up against like a
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: pair of good boobs and stuff like that, it is exciting.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: I don't love it, mostly because she's giving you blank
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: model face, and I don't like blank model face.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Okay. Now, you know what's going on with this Kate
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Middleton princess. We're moving on from the Oscars.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: I'm following in every moment of every day. Where do
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: you think she is? What do you think is going on?
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: I think that whatever surgery she had- 100%. Was- Just
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: more serious. I don't think it's a plastic surgery thing.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: I think it's a more serious thing that took longer
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: and might have some complications with it. Like colostomy bag?
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Something that would prevent her from going
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: out in public but that we could see her in
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: a car.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: People are saying Crohn's and that it possibly involved a
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: temporary colostomy bag. And the thing is when you're Kate
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: Middleton you have to understand that if you ever said
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: you had a colostomy bag you have to deal with
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: shit jokes for the rest of your life. Wow, that's
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: so true. I mean, it really is.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: And also that can be a temporary thing too. So
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: hopefully if that's the case, it's temporary and she wants
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: to get the best care she can. And also she's
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: probably like hopefully enjoying this downtime. Like let her have
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: a break. Who cares?
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: Absolutely. I do think it's really funny that we've come
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: to this point like less than two years into King
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: Charles's reign when they kind of need Prince Harry. Like,
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: you know, he's out of commission. Camilla is taking a
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: long vacation. William is trying to be there for Kate
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: in some way, whether it's... Okay, I mean, let's.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Explore all of them. Okay, there's always the rumors that
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: he was having an affair with their couple friends.
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: The woman on there.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: That was always rumors.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: The Marchioness of Chum Lake.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: Who was clearly... She was like a model, but not
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: nearly as cute as Kate.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: But whatever.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: No, I mean, in a very British way, no chin.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: And a husband who is, I believe, 20 years older
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: than she is. I really like... I think what you're
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: saying is the most likely. I like she went in
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: for the kind of routine plastic surgery that the royal
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: family knows how to get in Switzerland, and then something
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: went wrong, and so they're dealing with that. But then
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: there are the speculations that, like, the Photoshop involved no
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: wedding ring.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, so the Photoshop for people is that she posted
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: a photo of herself.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: The palace put it out as, like, official communication.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: And it was... Her sitting in a chair with her
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: oldest son behind her and the boy and the girl
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: on either side and her hand coming around. So first
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: people were like, oh my God, she doesn't have her
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: wedding ring on. Maybe that's it. Maybe they're getting divorced.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: But then they got rid of the photo. They took
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: it down. And then she did a comment and said,
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: because they noticed that Charlotte's hands were weird or something.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: And then she wrote, like many people, I was messing,
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: like as if she's doing it herself. No. I was
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: messing around with a little editing of a photo. No
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: reason to be concerned.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: Okay. I, last night, On Twitter, somebody speculated that the
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: bad Photoshop was the work of the graphic designers who
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: had been told to put together a Photoshop as an
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: FU to their bosses.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: They purposely did a bad job.
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: Because it was basically like no one whose job this
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: is would do that.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: I personally don't, I guess I'm dumb. I did not
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: see it.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: Did you see it? I mean, it did look kind
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: of weird, but also I didn't see, I would never
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: have known. Well, and also sort of understanding that the
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: higher ups at the palace would never notice that. But
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: that person was saying that they thought the no wedding
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: ring was a nod to what's going on. Because one
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: of the other speculations is that because of William possibly cheating,
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: that basically Kate is saying like, I'm leaving, that this is,
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: this is a, hard-press, like, I want a divorce, I
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: want a settlement, and that the palace is freaked out
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: about that because with Charles in sort of, like, uncertain
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: health conditions, you can't have somebody take the throne newly single. Yeah.
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: That it would be, like, weird and hard to do that,
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: and so they're trying to sort that out. I don't think...
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: And the reason I am inclined to believe those things
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: is because I think if it were a sympathetic health story, they...
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: The palace would give us more because it is potentially sympathetic.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, good point.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: And I think that the way that they are acting
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: and reacting.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: Unless it's her saying, I don't want this out there
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: because it's an embarrassing health situation. Then I don't want
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: people to have shit jokes for the rest of my life.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: And I feel I'm scared and I just don't want
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: the truth out.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: The thing that stuns me is I have watched celebrities
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: that I know. post photos over the course of six
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: months to hide the fact that they were pregnant. And
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: I'm just like, if this were something that they were
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: in any way planning for, couldn't they have banked material
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: in some way to prepare for this? It does feel
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: like people were caught on their heels here. Juicy.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: Well, we hope she's okay. The Matt Reif, we talked
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: about Matt Reif, the cute comedian. This guy did a video.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: He said he was also a comedian that he, you know,
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: that both, that Matt Rife had to give BJs to
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: people to be.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: They were both invited into a room, and two men
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: there said, if you blow both of us, we will
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: make you famous. And this guy walked out of the room.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: But before he was even out of the room, he
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: alleges that Matt Rife was down taking care of those people.
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: I would like to refute this from a number of angles. A.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Well, he has refuted it now. But I want to
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: hear why you'd refute it.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: Go. That dude is not getting the offer. That dude
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: is not... There's no exec here who's like, oh, I
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: have to... trade on the power that I have to
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: get that guy to blow me. The second thing is that, like,
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: this shit isn't taking place in office. Like, the people
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: who really can make you famous off of you taking
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: care of them, there are enough applicants that they don't
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: need to go hunting after people. I mean, you know,
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: I definitely could see a situation where, like, Yeah, I mean, like.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: Of course it happens. It's always happened.
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: We know who the big dudes are who do some
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: of this stuff. One of them, Matt Rife, is 100%
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: his type. But the thing is, it doesn't mean... It
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: would not have been an explicit thing like that. It
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: would have just been, do you want to meet in
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: my office or for drinks? And if Matt Rife says
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: for drinks, this dude knows that things are open. And
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: if Matt Rife says in the office... then he understands
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: that he is not into trading sex for greater success.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Okay. Now, what about if someone would have said that
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: to me? Do you want to meet– like I might
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: want to manage you. Do you want to meet in
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: my office or we can meet for drinks at whatever,
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: this hotel? And now this is 20 years ago, whatever.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: I would have maybe chosen the drinks because I would
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: think I could also order some food and be fed.
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: And I know I don't want to sleep with anybody
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: and I wouldn't have thought, I just wouldn't have thought that.
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: But I would say this is not, and look, 20
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: years ago, I think more managers and more agents were
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: behaving as though that were something they had a right to,
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: which is very inappropriate. But I would say the people
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: who are still doing that, most people, most people have
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: been taken down by Me Too. And the people who
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: haven't been taken down by Me Too are big enough
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: and fancy enough that I'm always wondering when the articles
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: are going to come out about them, but they're probably
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: not because they have enough power. And the thing is,
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: I went to a party seven or eight years ago,
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: and there was a tall, hot, straight guy there. And
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: I was like, why are you here? And he was
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: just like, and it was a gay party. And he
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: was like, My manager told me it would be good
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: for me to be here.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: And the thing is that somebody– Do you think you
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: participated in some gay fun?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: A hundred– like I think– You did? I think that
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: the option– Or was.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: It like go because there's so many gay guys that
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: actually will be there and will get to meet you
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: and they're writers and they're powerful people in the industry. No.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: I think what it was was if you want to,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: it will be there. You get to make that choice.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: And– I would think that if somebody was sending their
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: client into that situation, they would send them with some
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: preparation and some understanding of what the situation was. Like lube. Yes.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: I think it's like a little kit.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: A little safety kit. No. Oh, my God. Well– Well, anyway,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: this guy, Matt, got very upset. And he was like,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: this is bullshit. I'm sick of this because so many
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: people think I'm only here because I'm attractive. And I
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: certainly didn't do this. And now the guy said it
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: was satire. It was joking. And the thing about all
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: these people doing these TikToks and stuff and telling things,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: unless you put it right in it, like comedy, parody,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: satire in the thing, because sometimes people will tell a story.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Like there's this woman I'm seeing. She's a really cute woman.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: She has a little baby. And she's talking about how, like,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: she's like, my mom, you know, doesn't make us meals.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: And she's joking, saying her mom's a bad grandma. Clearly,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: it's funny. Clearly. But, of course, there's some dumb people
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: that are like, you're ungrateful. It's not your mom's job
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: to take care of her kids. So some people just
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: don't get it. Even though if you read her thing,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: she's funny. And if you went to her thing, she
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: was funny. This guy was just trying to get clicks.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: For sure. I mean, 100%. But I think... it doesn't
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: take Matt Rife blowing a fancy executive or agents to
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: become famous. There have always been dumb people who want
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: to watch comedy. Like there's always been like people with
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: no taste who like, you know, we've had Dane cooks before.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: We've had so many, you know, kind of hot, strong
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: guy who seems like he might be, uh, like, uh,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: you know, he looks boyfriendy, but also says mean things
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: about women. And we all love it.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: Sometimes speaking of people taking jokes, whatever, like, somebody put
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: a joke like on a thread or a Twitter or whatever.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: And it was a joke about Fifty Shades of Grey.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I literally had this in my act
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: like seven years ago. And, you know, I got a
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: lot of laughs at it, but it wasn't the most
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: original idea. And it's certainly not original now. It came
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: from a guy. And then, but sometimes it annoys me
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: how many people are like, this is hilarious. You're so true.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: I'm like, And I want to write, like, not original,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: but I'm like, then what do I look like in
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: the comments? Like a bitch? Whatever.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: And some people need that. That is there for other people.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: And let them enjoy that.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. This is Tammy Pescatelli, who is a friend of mine.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: She's a comedian. Somebody with a fake account with her
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: name with one misspelled letter wrote a really cruel thing
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: about Britney and Jax breaking up, saying– Like, so, and
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: then people picked it up.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: People picked up, they're like, oh, comedian Tammy Pascatelli says
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: that the reason that they're separated is because of Britney's
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: weight or whatever. She never, ever said this. There is
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: like a fake account putting out stuff that makes, and
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Tammy would never say this. This is not her kind
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: of comedy.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: And so then she– and then Reality Blur picked it up.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: And then a couple more people pick it up. And
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: it wasn't– it's so dangerous because not only does it
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: make her look bad, but you're hurting someone else. She
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: never said it. And it's also scary to know that
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: someone could put this out there and– That's, someone might
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: have read this article and then may think that when
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: she's on my show in a month, they're going to go,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: they may have not heard this episode and be like,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: oh my God, I hate that girl. She said the
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: mean thing about Britney.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: No, I mean, it's legally actionable. You are using this
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: person's likeness. You are casting them in a false light.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: And unfortunately, you know, people like us and Tammy Pescatelli
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: don't have like a team who are sort of like
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: searching for things like this and making sure that they
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: don't happen. It's really rough. And I hope that more people,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: I hope whoever did this, like, has to go to
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: court and pay some money. And also, there should be
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: laws about it.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, that is really, really dangerous. Okay, so, Guy.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: Let's go back and tell everybody, what do you have
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: going on? Make sure they can follow you. What's happening
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: in your life?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: You can follow me on any social media, at Guy Branum.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: I have a show at the Elysian Theater on May
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: 7th that is part of Netflix's Joke. Love it. So
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: please come to that show.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: And don't you have some other TV thing that, didn't
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: I see you promote some show?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm in a new movie.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: I'm like, come on, boy.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: It's called First Time Female Director. It was directed by
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: Chelsea Peretti, and I have a little part in it,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: and it's on the Roku channel.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Right, I want to see it, because you were like,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: it looks so funny and great. Thank you, Guy Branum,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: as always. Delight. You're going to rush off and make
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: a big deal. 100%. On a movie that will then
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: not be made and then stolen from you by someone else.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: And you'll just have to go back to the computer.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, great. So happy for you.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: Always a pleasure to be with you.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: Love you. The car is beautiful. Where did you end
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: up going for it? This exclusive place that Dad has
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: connections with. They have more cars for more dealerships than
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: like anywhere else. You have to put me in touch.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: What's it called? It's Dune ADL.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: Where?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Dunediel. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: I got it on Dunediel Cars.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: Lift, please.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: You going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: Dunediel Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.