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TWR Thursday | Christmas Reflections and More · The Whitfield Report

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  Now broadcasting from the next Gen.
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  Conservative studio in Sunny South Florida, bringing you the
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  latest in politics, current events and pop culture.
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  This is he's the Whitfield report with Sam Whitfield.
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  Hey there folks. Welcome to the show.
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  We're back on YouTube for the time being.
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  At least until. YouTube.
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  Banned my ass again, and this time permanently.
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  Hopefully that won't happen, but.
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  You never know. You know, so anyway, anyway,
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  happy holidays and Merry Christmas to you.
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  Everyone. Yeah, either watching.
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  In the. You know, past, present or
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  future hour, especially to chat we have.
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  We have whiskey runner one who whiskey, embarrassingly.
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  I just watched your stream last night on you quitting crypto.
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  So yeah, I just caught that last night also.
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  Top feed Coco saying. Oh look, it's the ghost of Abe
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  Lincoln. Uh, yeah.
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  I I, you know, I I get that a lot.
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  I might not be as honest as I, but, you know, I'm cool.
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  What kind of camera are you using?
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  Are you using Sammy? I'm using.
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  I'm actually using my iPhone 12 pro camera.
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  That's what I'm using the new. The New Mac update has a kind of
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  a cool feature where you can connect your phone to your.
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  A computer, and it will. You can use your camera.
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  You can use your phone as a camera.
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  So which is good for me because I don't.
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  By doing this I don't have to. You know.
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  I'm less likely to check my phone.
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  During the show, which I admittedly have a habit of doing
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  so by using as my webcam, like, I actually have to use my hands
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  to talk like an actual, you know, half Watt that I am.
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  Oh, that's, you know, that's a bit racist saying, well, I'm,
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  I'm half Italian myself, so. Or Italian American, so it
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  doesn't really matter, but. Anyway, hope everyone is doing
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  well. As far as topics that we have to
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  go over? I don't know have anything too
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  political to. Shadows and I I will say, uh,
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  just, you know, kind of shouting a few things, I know that.
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  You know. The Congress passed another
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  trillion another billion dollar stimulus package that is just
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  going to. You know, continue to.
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  Increase the the national debt. And people on Twitter are
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  freaking out about it, about how much pork is.
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  And and whatnot. Um.
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  But. To be honest, I'm kind of a.
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  I'm kind of. I mean it, it's not that I think
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  that, you know, increasing the national is good, but it's like
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  they do this every year, so. You know it's par for the
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  course. Is it really worth getting mad
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  at? I don't know at this point.
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  Also, you know, people want my take on the Elon.
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  You know, Twitter poll stepping down thing.
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  You know, honestly, I would wait and see if he actually does in
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  fact step down, because right now.
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  Uh. You know.
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  He's asked who wants the job and nobody is up at, you know,
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  nobody is up at that willing to accept his offer.
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  Right now, no one serious at least.
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  And so I think that's kind of, I think.
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  You know, I don't want to say he's playing 40 chess.
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  But in a way he could, he could be by saying, yeah, no one wants
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  this job, so I'm kind of stuck with it.
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  Umm. On the other hand.
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  You know, I don't know even if he does step down and see it.
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  Even if he if he does, step down as CEO.
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  He's still the owner, which means he would probably be in a
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  chairman's position. Umm.
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  And. Therefore, folks, that would
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  mean that he. You know, would still be in, I
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  guess, somewhat of a position of power.
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  He just wanted to be able to. You know, he wouldn't be in
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  charge of day-to-day operations, but let's face it, the man owns,
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  you know. Multiple companies.
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  He's got rockets and cars and shit, so.
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  You know, I'm not. The way I see it, this whole
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  Twitter thing is. You know it, it's.
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  Informative and entertaining, at the least so.
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  You know, we'll see what's going on.
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  With that but. Yeah.
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  Top feed Coco goes half the time feck, I'm out.
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  Well. You know, I'm.
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  I'm sorry. You know, I I didn't.
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  I didn't realize that you were frustrated.
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  Prejudice against. You know, well, I'm also have
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  Irish, so I'm I'm technically, I'm a I'm a I'm a white.
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  You know I'm a I'm a white N word.
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  You know too, I I have to remember I'm on YouTube now.
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  I was like, can't. I can't say all the fun words
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  like I can on odyssey, which by the way, whiskey.
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  Yeah, I mean, I I agree that streaming on Odyssey, they've
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  got issues and it sucks. Umm.
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  But when YouTube is acting like a bunch of.
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  Uh. You know, retarded shoulder
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  banning streams at absolutely nothing to do with, like, you
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  know, anything. What else are we to do?
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  So. Uh, OK, Dinas, where's gay
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  packs? I uh.
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  You know, I don't know where where gapex is he?
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  He didn't come on the show last week which which was.
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  You know he missed out on an opportunity to roast some.
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  Rednecks. But he, but he himself is a
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  redneck, so I don't know. I know he also because he works.
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  In retail, it's probably busy as helvis.
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  Season. So um.
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  Yeah. Umm.
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  Whiskey says the other half is. Oh, oh, are you are you calling
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  me? Are you calling me that word
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  with me? Well, I mean I I am a I am a
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  soul brother. Where?
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  Where? Accounts.
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  Let me just say that. But Umm.
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  Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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  Like I said, apex. Apex could have reversed some
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  hillbillies, but he missed his opportunity.
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  And Alan, you're the second person to say I look like Abe
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  Lincoln. So you know what?
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  I'll take it. I might not be as honest as Abe
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  Lincoln, and I'm certainly more alive than he than he is.
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  And I don't plan on going to, I don't plan on going to any fee
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  theaters anytime this soon. But you know what, if I do,
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  Alan, I'll make sure to bring you on as uh as security if I do
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  decide to go to the Ford. Theater.
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  So. So, but uh.
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  Yeah, other than that, I I don't know, folks.
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  You know, I was just planning on shooting the shit.
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  I I did send the link out to a few people.
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  Umm. But uh, we'll, you know, we'll
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  see who pops in here. I didn't want to tweet out the
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  the green room link on Twitter on Nas because that would that
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  would be a disaster if people could just pop in here, right,
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  that that would be. Pandemonium.
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  But. You know, I I I do.
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  Follow uh, you know some I have been following some of the, you
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  know, comments on. Twitter about like a lot of
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  this. Christmas stuff, you know, and
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  it seems like. You know, I know that this is
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  kind of a thing, but it seems like people, especially on the
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  Internet, seem chronically depressed.
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  By the holidays, uh, and you know.
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  I've I've been there. I'm.
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  I'm feeling pretty good this year.
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  I accomplished a lot of shit. Uh, this year in my personal
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  life, uh, I graduated college. I have.
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  Semi uh, you know, I'm starting a business or?
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  Starting to start one. My my family's doing well health
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  wise, better than last year. Uh, so things aren't too bad,
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  but I have been. You know, there have been some.
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  You know, bumps in the road this year too.
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  And you know, I know, I know that.
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  The holidays. You know, do suck for some
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  people, but. I, uh, I guess my advice to
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  people out there if you're having a tough go at during the
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  holidays is, uh, you know. Just uh.
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  Just, you know, stick out and. If you.
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  You know, if you're feeling down during the holidays, just just
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  find something to laugh at. During the holidays.
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  Because when she gets depressing, sometimes it's the
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  best just to laugh at it shitty. Situation.
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  That's all I can say. Yeah, and whiskeys, right?
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  Buck up, buttercup. But.
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  Yeah. So what else is?
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  Oh, I so I always have this debate this year is.
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  Is die hard a Christmas movie? At this point?
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  I think it should be recognized that it fucking is.
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  Totally. But there's always one there's
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  always one fucking asshole out there who's like it's not a
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  Christmas movie. It takes place at a Christmas
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  party, but it was released in July so therefore it's not a
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  Christmas movie. And it it is but.
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  You know. Also, you know, Christmas
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  movies. Some of them can be really dumb.
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  I I'm just gonna say that. A lot of them.
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  Hard though I I like. I like dark, but what?
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  What's all this? To be honest, though, my least
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  favorite Christmas movie is one that everyone seems to love.
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  And that's a that's a Christmas story.
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  And it's not a bad, it's not a bad premise, but the characters
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  in that movie are just there. They're just.
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  Laughably bad. That's all I can say.
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  I, you know, I know it's a comedy, but.
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  Even with that, I I just. I can't.
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  Do it. There's too much like.
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  Yeah, it's just fringe. I don't know how to say it.
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  But. Yeah.
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  How? How is there only two people
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  watching but four people in chat?
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  YouTube is garbage. Well, whiskey.
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  That's what happens when you've been struck twice.
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  And you know. YouTube.
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  You know YouTube hates my guts for some reason.
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  I know we're a little past Thanksgiving and we're a little
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  past Festivus. But since this is the you know.
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  Airing of grievances. I guess since we're still kind
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  in that season, I have a huge. Bone to pick with Susan.
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  Would Jackie, just like everyone else on YouTube?
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  Don't worry. I'm not gonna.
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  I'm not gonna go full Kanye West on you.
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  I'm not going to. I'm not going to go DEFCON on
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  Susan. What, jicky?
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  For the time being. Always.
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  But uh. You know.
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  I'm also convinced that artificial intelligence.
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  Is. Retarded as fuck.
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  You know, people say that like Ohh, artificial intelligence.
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  It's, it's dangerous and it's. You know it's going to take us
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  over. It's going to suck.
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  You know it's going to control humans and it's it's a bad idea.
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  YouTube's art of of artificial intelligence is.
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  Fucking retarded. Um.
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  For one. Because.
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  They they banned two of my streams for election
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  misinformation, but it's not the two that you would think that
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  they banned for election misinformation.
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  One of them. Was an interview with a friend
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  of mine who works for. Congress.
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  Right. And so I basically asked him.
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  Like about his job. It wasn't like really edgy
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  anything, it was just a polite conversation.
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  Right. I.
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  Again, we didn't really talk about the election, but I asked
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  him one question about. Could the icon have been stolen?
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  And uh. He didn't really.
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  You know, he didn't really give any definitive answer on that.
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  Week he kind of skipped the question.
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  Uh, and? Long story short.
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  I guess because that like 5. Minute.
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  Section. The whole entire stream got
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  banned, but the stream got banned.
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  Freaking six months after. It aired.
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  So yeah, that was fun. And then the the 2nd.
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  Strike on the channel. Was from 1/4 of July stream that
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  I did all the way back in 2021. And that one, they didn't even
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  give specific details as to why it got removed for election
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  misinformation. They just took it off and.
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  You know, basically. Said.
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  Fuck you. So that's that.
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  I just, I just got the channel box today.
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  You know, it's I'm, I'm, I'm hoping that this thing stays up
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  through. On New Year's at the railways.
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  But. You know.
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  That's that. Well, whiskey Bing is a good
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  point. Let me.
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  Let me pin this up here, Whiskey says.
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  I hope Elon starts a streaming platform.
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  This place will be a ghost town. Well, supposedly whiskey.
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  That's what he wants to. That's what he wants to do with
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  the. Twitter you wanted to merge
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  Twitter until like an hour to into like a commerce site slash
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  communications. Platform slash video sharing
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  service. He wants to do all in one.
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  And. You know, if anyone can do he,
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  he can do it. Um.
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  But. You know, I apex suggested that.
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  That you won just buy odyssey. And.
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  I, you know, I I think that would be a good idea.
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  I mean, I think odyssey. Is.
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  Aids. The best as far as the all
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  platforms go. But it's still sucks ass, as a
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  whiskey pointed out even before this show started.
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  So Elon needs to buy. Odyssey or Rumble which also.
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  Sucks and you have to pay money to to fucking stream.
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  On uh. On Rumble too, unless you unless
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  you have like 1000 subscribers or something.
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  So that's gay. So Elon needs to buy one of
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  those 25 ones out and just rework it and get some actual
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  coders who know what they're doing on to that platform.
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  So. Uh, let's see.
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  Uh. Let's see, top feed Coco, the
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  Coco says. I can't believe Sam is doing and
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  MDMA tonight before the huge wars.
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  Christmas special. I've never done MDMA and I
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  talked with Coco. I don't really understand,
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  Jimmy. Are you saying that I'm doing
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  acid, Sir? Because I I'm not.
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  I'm not even really sure which one MDMA is, so why would I be
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  doing MDMA if I'm not even sure what it is?
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  What it is? Okie Jeans has Sam needs.
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  A Binky. Uh, well, not a not a Binky, but
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  I could. I could use something else for
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  sure. Cell.
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  Yeah, yeah, and that's the other thing.
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  Hoax. Hoax wars will be on.
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  Hours will be on tomorrow evening.
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  I'll be showing up probably around like 10:30 eastern.
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  On a hoax floors. Um.
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  And Apex will show up. Whenever he shows up there, I
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  guess. I did send him the link to this.
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  Stream 2. But I I don't even know if that.
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  If that is home yet from. The female worker what were what
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  he's doing? Yeah, why don't you let me
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  check? Twitter to see if the cat man or
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  the bird man is here as he is now going.
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  If he is. Been active lately?
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  Anything or. Let's see.
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  No, just the. Just more stuff on the timeline.
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  But uh, yeah. I.
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  So. In apex, God bless my I, I do, I
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  do love, I do love that retard. But here he is.
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  He is. He has a game, after all.
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  And. You know as as much as he hates
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  to. So you admit it.
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  We all know that deep down. Was he runner one?
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  Is his. Is his inner Internet dad.
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  At the railways. Which is strange because.
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  They're only two years apart, but.
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  Whiskey's voice. Why?
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  Why is he is talking cigarette according to Reddit?
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  So therefore he sounds way older than apex.
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  And. Yeah.
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  I I'm, I by the way, I'm sure that the the game was.
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  Secret King suburb I I'm sure I'm up for some nomination as
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  grifter of the year, even though I'm the worst.
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  Gripped out there because I don't even shield my own shit
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  yet. You know you can
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  contributestreamlabs.com/with the report.
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  All the links are in the description.
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  Box if you want to donate. I I do have stream labs open if
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  anyone wants to. Send in a down now.
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  But no pressure. I understand it's the Christmas.
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  Season. But yeah.
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  Let's see. Still only.
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  Still only two watching in the chat.
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  Uh. Let's see.
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  Well, there are two people watching on uh.
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  On Odyssey 2. So I'm not sure if that if those
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  are the same two people or what. But uh, let's see.
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  Fell out? Fell in a Meadow says.
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  Uh. I am not your Jenny, Sammy.
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  Seven in the chat, Sammy. Bella says.
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  I don't want to delete hateful comments.
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  I want them to thrive. Well, you know, I I want that
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  too. Fellow but you know.
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  YouTube doesn't like fun. So you know, unfortunately you
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  can't have a comments and chat. Believe it if.
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  If we could do end towers here and get away with it, I would be
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  like, OK, let's, let's do it. So yeah.
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  Well, no. Well, no feto.
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  Well, no fella, I'm not say. I'm not saying I want Mr. which
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  again I'm saying I'm saying that I think apex months, Mr.
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  Whiskey. Deep down.
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  But. Ohh shit here.
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  Here's the uh. Yeah, here's the tower.
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  Ah, so quiet. Is that close?
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  Umm. You know is it?
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  Is it an end? Is an end tower?
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  If if as an A at the end that we need to.
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  That I need to know. So.
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  Uh, awesome top feed, Coco says. Cognac tan.
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  You know, for a top feed, for all I know, you could be hoax
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  wars. In disguise.
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  And just. You know, you're.
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  You're running some deep troll that I don't know about.
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  You could you could be one of those people.
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  Has. Like simple identities.
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  Online. I'm not.
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  I'm not calling you a a jungle Asian at all.
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  Uh. Top speed.
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  Is that what? Is that what you're calling hoax
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  wars? Are you calling with him a
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  jungle Asian? Umm.
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  Let's see. Tiny truth says Hey Sam, is what
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  the Bible has been reporting about you true?
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  Uh, I don't. I don't know that what the bill
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  has said anything about me, so. Yeah, I've I've got no clue
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  what. What with the lads?
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  Said about me if if any. If anything, I know that, uh,
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  you know, I know that, Owen was saying.
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  Something about me? A few.
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  Years ago. But uh.
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  LTV said I'm. Said.
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  I'm full of shit. About.
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  About what? I mean, he's entitled to his
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  opinion. I I guess.
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  So. But I like when merch talks
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  that, Sammy. Yeah, Mercia.
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  I think Mersh learned pretty quickly to, you know, that him
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  talking about me, actually. Actually helps me.
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  Um. With the veil is like some truth
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  or. You too.
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  You tuber. I'm not.
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  I'm not really sure what his was deal is I I think he's.
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  I think he might be friends with Owen Benjamin or something.
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  But. I I don't even know.
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  There are so many weird characters that out there now.
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  That you know. Like someone could be beating
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  with me and I I wouldn't even know about it.
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  So. But.
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  Of top Feed says you know and used today.
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  Well, that makes sense. Uh.
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  But I mean, yeah, if. I I didn't know that.
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  Here's the thing. I've I've I've never even
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  watched LTV. Really.
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  I've I've heard of LTV through. John Arcade a little bit, but
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  I've never actually gone and watched a stream, so why is it
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  that I'm full of crap is? That's that's amusing to me, I I
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  guess so. But.
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  Yeah. Let's see.
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  Ah, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Top feed.
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  Yeah, that made that makes a lot of sense.
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  So. Well, well, Tiny shot I I have.
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  Again, I have no, I have no idea who this guy man is.
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  So if he's been talking shit, that's.
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  That's pretty. That's really funny.
• 33:34
  So. You know.
• 33:42
  What? What's what's funny too is like
• 33:45
  I've had people. Like go requis, my podcast from
• 33:50
  like 10 years ago. That I've done and criticized me
• 33:56
  for takes. That I made like a decade ago,
• 34:02
  right? Now for context, like I was, you
• 34:06
  know, when I started this whole podcast thing, I was a, you
• 34:12
  know, I was a teenager. And yeah, granted, maybe I had
• 34:15
  some dumb tags, but. Teenagers are.
• 34:21
  You know. There's a reason why they're not
• 34:25
  void developed at that point, but what's hilarious to me is
• 34:28
  when people. Will critique stuff that you
• 34:33
  said 10 years ago. And I'm not talking about me,
• 34:37
  but just in general, you know, and treated as if you stop the
• 34:40
  same opinion. On.
• 34:46
  Stuff. I mean, I wasn't 12 still, I
• 34:51
  was. I was older than that.
• 34:54
  I was. I was fourteen when I started
• 34:57
  the show. But yeah, I mean, don't most
• 35:02
  kids have trash tags? How?
• 35:06
  I mean, I'm sure there was even stuff I said like 5.
• 35:10
  Years ago, you know, eight years ago when I first moved here.
• 35:15
  To Florida that I would say our trash takes, but.
• 35:20
  You know. Things change.
• 35:24
  Um. Felt, a fellow says.
• 35:32
  The same as trash takes always. We just look past because it is
• 35:36
  protected. Class status.
• 35:42
  Umm. Well, I mean.
• 35:46
  You know I. I appreciate that, but I'm not.
• 35:50
  I'm not as protected as some other.
• 35:53
  People. People are.
• 35:55
  Because I might be, I might be crippled, or, oh, I'm sorry,
• 36:02
  differently abled. As the term goes now.
• 36:07
  But. You know.
• 36:15
  I I'm still. I'm still a straight white male
• 36:19
  who. Although I'm crippled, yeah, the
• 36:24
  other the the fact I'm straightening, you know, sis
• 36:28
  male. That kind of negates by the
• 36:31
  privilege, so. I'm way more retarded than than
• 36:40
  this. Kid.
• 36:43
  Well, I mean, I'm not retarded. At all.
• 36:50
  You know not. Now and then I always I'm I
• 36:54
  might have. I might have a retarded sense of
• 36:58
  humor. But uh, let's see.
• 37:05
  OK, says uh. Sam doesn't mean call for a
• 37:09
  beer. Um.
• 37:13
  Yeah, that that I do. But I'm not gonna do one.
• 37:16
  I'm not going to do that right now because no ones.
• 37:20
  No one's your document chat and there's nothing going on.
• 37:25
  Uh. You know, I I did send some
• 37:28
  people the link, but no one. But no one's.
• 37:34
  And no ones responded. So.
• 37:40
  I'll also, while we're on the subject for all my fellow
• 37:45
  Floridians out there, yes, I know it's going to get down to
• 37:49
  20 degrees. You know, which I realize is
• 37:53
  cold. For Floridians.
• 37:57
  But the rest of the country is going to be in the negatives, so
• 38:02
  we're still pretty lucky. But that's also why the sweater
• 38:09
  on. So.
• 38:14
  You know. There was that too, I guess.
• 38:22
  Let's see. Let's see what else.
• 38:27
  What is it? What does everyone in chat doing
• 38:29
  for Christmas? You know there.
• 38:35
  I know that people in chat, some of you all know each other.
• 38:40
  But. You know, I'm just, I'm just
• 38:47
  staying here and in Florida with my family and.
• 38:50
  We're gonna have a we're gonna have a good Christmas here.
• 38:52
  Nothing to nothing. To enable hopefully.
• 39:02
  So. Topic, Coco says, yelling the.
• 39:13
  Yelling the N word all day? Well, that's the best way to
• 39:17
  celebrate. To celebrate Christmas.
• 39:22
  Yeah. Umm.
• 39:27
  Still, he says. I may have to put a shirt on
• 39:30
  this weekend. Well, steely.
• 39:35
  You know you gotta do what you gotta do.
• 39:40
  So. You're going to, yeah.
• 39:45
  You going to yell at the flat at the Flat Earth?
• 39:52
  At at your brother's house. Well, I mean that always.
• 39:58
  That always works wonders. Are you, are you going to, are
• 40:01
  you going to get thrown out on the porch?
• 40:04
  Uh, for Christmas dinner? And they're not gonna invite you
• 40:08
  back in? Is that your master plan,
• 40:12
  steely? To get kicked out of Christmas
• 40:16
  dinner. And then you'll go screaming
• 40:20
  about the moon. So.
• 40:35
  You're that uncle by choice. They they can't kick me out.
• 40:43
  I'm crippled well. That's what you were.
• 40:48
  That's what you would think still, but.
• 40:52
  You know what? You know what's what's what's
• 40:55
  sad. And I got I gotta be.
• 40:58
  I gotta be honest here for a second.
• 40:59
  This is, this is real talk. Like I'm.
• 41:06
  Like I'm legit crippled, right? But.
• 41:12
  You know, I'm. I've had family.
• 41:16
  Biological family members, not a lot of them, but I have had some
• 41:21
  like distant cousins. Disowned me.
• 41:28
  From the family, not because I'm crippled.
• 41:31
  But because I voted for Trump. Right.
• 41:37
  So they think I'm a bigot because I voted for Trump,
• 41:40
  right? But.
• 41:45
  What does that make them because they disowned a cripple?
• 41:51
  Doesn't that automatically make them worse?
• 41:56
  Than me. You know, or or whatever they
• 41:59
  think of me. So.
• 42:13
  Yeah. No, I, I would, I would, I would
• 42:17
  say that like. Discerning your cripple.
• 42:21
  Is much worse than. Zoning a Trump supporter like
• 42:27
  that's just that's wrong. Yeah.
• 42:36
  So, uh, yeah. Goodness, scrape my fork on the
• 42:45
  flight as hard as I can to piss off my sister.
• 42:47
  And was stealing. I didn't think you were.
• 42:50
  I didn't think you were married. Bro.
• 42:55
  Oh oh, you mean you mean your brothers?
• 43:00
  Why I've got gotcha? So.
• 43:05
  Sorry, I I I had a I had a retard mountain moment there for
• 43:10
  a SEC. So.
• 43:17
  Uh. So.
• 43:26
  Yeah, what the topic says. Get the fuck over you slack
• 43:30
  jawed suckling scum shit and fix my ramp.
• 43:34
  Yeah, well that that's not me yet.
• 43:38
  That's gonna be me when I reach like I don't know.
• 43:42
  Fucking. 60 and. When I'm ultra crippled.
• 43:54
  Uh. Hey Snowflake, come come.
• 44:01
  Left me in into my car so I can drive home.
• 44:05
  Oh God. Yeah, that that's the, that's
• 44:09
  the other thing is. I'm is even though I'm crippled,
• 44:14
  I'm also stronger than these. Quote UN quote snowflakes just
• 44:19
  eat soy. All day and whatnot.
• 44:24
  Um. You know, so I got it.
• 44:27
  I got it. I got off my own shit.
• 44:31
  Sometimes. So I might be, I might be
• 44:36
  skinny, but I'm, you know, I've got.
• 44:39
  I've got upper bodies. I've got upper body strength at
• 44:42
  least. So, well, yeah, Steeley says.
• 44:52
  We have the, we have that. Well, you do.
• 44:57
  And I and I know that I know that apex definitely has retard
• 45:02
  stung. Maybe not retard strength, but
• 45:07
  he has something. I'll just say, I'll just say
• 45:11
  that. Umm.
• 45:15
  I I'm. I'm surprised whiskey is as
• 45:18
  strong as he is, because, I mean the man.
• 45:21
  The man is a talking cigarette, according to.
• 45:26
  You know Reddit, so he should just be on desk door.
• 45:32
  Because you know what I mean? And.
• 45:40
  Yeah, well, we're not having. Which one do you prefer?
• 45:49
  Uh. Uh.
• 45:56
  Well, I mean, what's it top feed?
• 45:58
  I listen, I've never had a an antibiotic.
• 46:03
  I did have an Antifa like trying to grab my Dick once, but.
• 46:08
  I punched him in the fucking face.
• 46:11
  When he tried to grab my Dick. This.
• 46:17
  This faggot was literally gay and he tried to grab me in the
• 46:23
  he tried to grab my Dick. And I punched him in the face.
• 46:28
  And he, you know, he cried like a bitch.
• 46:33
  It happens. Whiskey says you're too toxic to
• 46:37
  die. That may be the truest thing
• 46:39
  you've you've ever said. Whiskey.
• 46:43
  Was it Nathan stoltman? No.
• 46:48
  This kid, this kid's name. What?
• 46:53
  This guy's name. This was when I was like a
• 46:56
  journal in high school. This kid's name, I shit you not.
• 47:00
  His name was Ryan. His name was Ryan Costco.
• 47:06
  As in. Like I shoot.
• 47:10
  You know his. His name was Costco.
• 47:13
  We're only like the. Would you like the store brand
• 47:17
  he was? He works like a school.
• 47:21
  He looked like a school shooter. But.
• 47:27
  You know. Obviously I'm still here.
• 47:32
  And so there was my classmates. So, you know, nothing happened.
• 47:36
  But he, you know, he tried to, he tried to grab my Dick once
• 47:42
  and. Yeah.
• 47:46
  He got a nice left uppercut for his trouble.
• 47:54
  So. Pinched from the wheelchair dude
• 47:58
  was looking the chairman intact. So I don't know, maybe maybe he
• 48:04
  did change his name to. Nathan Scotland.
• 48:11
  I'm not sure. But.
• 48:21
  Uh. Well, this is the this is the
• 48:26
  other thing too. People were talking that like
• 48:30
  waiting. The shit out for Santa this year
• 48:34
  for Christmas. And I guess.
• 48:39
  One of our vicious Vickers kids wanted to leave.
• 48:45
  Out out water melon for Santa because it's healthy.
• 48:51
  But. Mr. Becker said that Santa Claus
• 48:56
  doesn't like. Yeah, water.
• 49:00
  Water island. So I tweeted out to him in
• 49:03
  response. I said, you know, so you're
• 49:06
  saying that Santa Claus is racist since he doesn't like.
• 49:11
  Since he doesn't like want. Since he doesn't like watermelon
• 49:16
  then. Also are are we even sure?
• 49:21
  Here's the thing are are we sure that Santa Claus is a white man?
• 49:29
  I am. Are are we sure?
• 49:32
  I I'm not. I'm not a total I I know that
• 49:36
  they say that Santa is German, but.
• 49:40
  For all we know. I mean.
• 49:45
  Everyone in the Bible was was like from the Middle East,
• 49:49
  right? So at the very least.
• 49:53
  Everyone. Everyone in the Bible and
• 49:55
  probably Saint Nick. Those people were all probably
• 49:59
  tan and shit like that, right? If not black.
• 50:08
  Umm. Well.
• 50:15
  Well, tiny chud. The Santa I.
• 50:22
  I mean, Santa might now have stolen their bike.
• 50:27
  Buddy, he might have stolen your mom.
• 50:31
  I I've. Santa I I hear Santa Steel's
• 50:36
  presents from the from. I hear that Santa steals toys
• 50:42
  like from the bad kids. And and we gives them to.
• 50:48
  You know, good kids also because of the.
• 50:55
  Because of the the cost of energy these days cause too
• 51:01
  expensive. Clothes too expensive as of a
• 51:09
  stocking stuffer, so. For all the for all the bad
• 51:14
  kids, Santa Claus is giving them free, unauthorized.
• 51:22
  TV subscriptions. Because nothing.
• 51:29
  Is going to, you know, punish a kid more than.
• 51:33
  Teddy spaghetti speaking incredibly slowly.
• 51:39
  Into the camera and calling everyone a fucking.
• 51:43
  Gamma, right? Umm.
• 51:53
  So. Um.
• 51:58
  I want to be surprised if my mom bangs Santa.
• 52:02
  She's a wish. Well, I mean.
• 52:07
  I guess you at least accepted it out.
• 52:11
  What the what the fuck? YouTube?
• 52:13
  How are there? How are there like 7-8 people
• 52:18
  watching it? And Shaq.
• 52:22
  And yet there's only there's only like one person.
• 52:26
  Showing up on the view on the viewer thing here.
• 52:37
  Yeah, whiskey, you're you're absolutely right.
• 52:41
  You YouTube. YouTube is being fucking
• 52:45
  retarded. YouTube is scamming Sam.
• 52:52
  Well, yeah, they've they've been scamming me.
• 52:54
  I mean, no one. Billy and one gets notifications
• 52:58
  anymore. I I will say that about Twitter.
• 53:03
  Now that Elon's taking over, people can see shit again.
• 53:07
  Although, although, what's this shit now?
• 53:12
  Where? I guess if you if you're
• 53:17
  verified and you change your profile picture.
• 53:22
  You lose your check mark for like.
• 53:27
  Two weeks or something until they can verify you again.
• 53:31
  Or something. What the fuck is up with that
• 53:35
  shit? Umm.
• 53:46
  Every time you you swear it, says slur.
• 53:49
  YouTube kills a viewer. Well.
• 53:55
  Well then in that case stealy. Fuck.
• 53:59
  Damn. Piss.
• 54:00
  Shit. Fuck.
• 54:04
  There. Happy now?
• 54:16
  Yeah, this, you know. I admit it's a Thursday.
• 54:22
  It's it's like this stream probably would would have done
• 54:25
  better. Early in the day, maybe.
• 54:30
  I don't know. But uh, hey, you know it is fun
• 54:35
  to shoot the shit. To and.
• 54:42
  You know. Well, OK well, well steely
• 54:49
  you're you're you're always dot. You're always died and rose
• 54:54
  reckoning yourself and. You know.
• 54:58
  So. You and apex are both in like
• 55:02
  constant state of online. Death.
• 55:07
  Maybe that's why you don't smile much, much steely eye.
• 55:12
  Holy shit, I I figured that's why.
• 55:15
  That's why stealing is always. That that's why still is.
• 55:24
  Always depressed, YouTube's always killing them.
• 55:29
  YouTube taking us out one by one well.
• 55:34
  I mean, yeah. You're you are a really.
• 55:39
  You're a really sad. Case whiskey because.
• 55:45
  You know, if people had just listened to you and bought the
• 55:49
  dip. The entire United States would
• 55:55
  be full of crypto millionaires by now.
• 56:00
  But that anyone wasn't to you? Whiskey fuck no.
• 56:05
  And work out what happened. Crypto has been pretty much
• 56:09
  dead. NFT's are dying somewhat.
• 56:17
  Uh, with the exception of a few projects.
• 56:21
  Wink, wink. But.
• 56:29
  Yeah. Life is pain.
• 56:37
  And pain is life. Steal it.
• 56:39
  That's what I have to say to you.
• 56:42
  Through YouTube. I'm going home.
• 56:44
  Oh wait, I'm home. Creation, destruction, creation,
• 56:51
  destruction, and then our cycle. Yeah, that's that's the way the
• 56:58
  world. Top speed.
• 57:03
  What else? If everyone bought the dips.
• 57:12
  No, it's still a dead more people would be broke and that
• 57:15
  one guy. Would have even more M ones.
• 57:21
  Money. Well, I've been.
• 57:27
  Is that it? Was it?
• 57:29
  Is that necessarily a bad thing? I mean because like, whiskey is
• 57:36
  always. Good.
• 57:40
  Good looking. I would imagine.
• 57:45
  So you know he's better looking men.
• 57:47
  Sam Bankman freed. Uh.
• 57:52
  I know it's his wife is. His wife is like a 12.
• 58:00
  Compared to fucking Chipmunk, girl.
• 58:10
  Yeah. That that was that was the other
• 58:14
  disturbing thing is to learn that those two have a.
• 58:19
  A sex tape out there. Uh, just.
• 58:25
  Just saying that it gives me the heebie jeebies.
• 58:29
  But. Yeah.
• 58:33
  Now we. I mean, whiskey would have been
• 58:38
  way more responsible with with everyone's money, right?
• 58:42
  Even if. Even if whiskey had, in fact,
• 58:46
  like, scammed Tom Brady out of it, out of his money.
• 58:52
  I I would, I would have said. I would, I would have said.
• 58:58
  I would say God damn, that whiskey runner is a is a genius.
• 59:05
  You know that that man, that man deserves to take Tom Brady's.
• 59:11
  Money. Oh, now, oh now, now just
• 59:16
  Giselle is hitting on hitting on him.
• 59:21
  Well, tough shit, because all you're going to have to you're
• 59:24
  going to have to deal with the. You're gonna have to deal with
• 59:29
  fell on the Meadow and and she's not, she's not gonna let.
• 59:34
  What now? No Brazilian have whiskey.
• 59:40
  She won't even she won't even let me in there, Mr. Whiskey.
• 59:44
  And she'll and she likes me. Most most of the time when she's
• 59:52
  not trying to, you know. Kick me out of my wheelchair.
• 59:58
  Or or whatever she does to a. To abuse cripples.
• 1:00:05
  So. But uh, yeah, steroids is Tom's
• 1:00:13
  famous. He doesn't need money.
• 1:00:18
  Well. Yeah.
• 1:00:24
  You know, that's actually true to some extent, I guess.
• 1:00:31
  I mean, he's he's reached a level where he couldn't wait.
• 1:00:35
  He could. Where you get he could basically
• 1:00:38
  like lose all his money and he would still be he would like
• 1:00:43
  even if Tom Brady was still dead broke.
• 1:00:49
  He would still be rich. If you think about it.
• 1:00:56
  I mean Kanye. Basically prove that.
• 1:01:02
  What Kanye what? Kanye West was like a billion
• 1:01:06
  dollars. Historical labels thinking of
• 1:01:12
  you know. They've already cancelled them.
• 1:01:17
  His music might get pulled like from Spotify and overall soon.
• 1:01:23
  Yeah, the dude might be like, poor now.
• 1:01:26
  But he's still famous. So.
• 1:01:35
  Yeah. So Steelie does bring up a good
• 1:01:40
  point, and. Kanye is.
• 1:01:47
  I mean, he's he's a lot of things.
• 1:01:52
  Smart isn't one of them, for sure.
• 1:01:58
  Uh. He's.
• 1:02:06
  Tom Brady Tom Brady looks like a like a lady.
• 1:02:10
  Tom Brady looks like a I wouldn't say that.
• 1:02:15
  I wouldn't say that Tom Brady looks like a lady.
• 1:02:18
  Fell in a matter but. Tom Brady looks like a Ken doll.
• 1:02:26
  Which might as well be the same thing as the ladies, since.
• 1:02:30
  You know. Since literally.
• 1:02:34
  Since only a little girls play with Barbies.
• 1:02:38
  Or oh wait, no, I I'm sorry, YouTube I I'm I'm gender
• 1:02:43
  stereotyping it again. How dare I be insensitive,
• 1:02:48
  insensitive like that? Oops, this stream got.
• 1:02:55
  This stream got uh. Band and I so I guess we're
• 1:03:01
  going back to Odyssey again full time.
• 1:03:06
  Ah, sorry, whiskey, you're an absolute put up with.
• 1:03:12
  Brady is Brady is a fembot. Yeah.
• 1:03:21
  Going to be. I know, I know is.
• 1:03:26
  I know his wife is. I mean, Giselle looks.
• 1:03:32
  I wouldn't say that I want to say that Giselle looks like a
• 1:03:35
  dude, but like out of all of them, out of all the Victoria's
• 1:03:39
  Secret models. She's the one that he ended up
• 1:03:44
  with. Maybe the maybe the dude is.
• 1:03:50
  Maybe the dude is a lady after all.
• 1:03:54
  Oh fuck we we we've got 4 viewers.
• 1:03:59
  On the stream thing, so maybe that means?
• 1:04:08
  OK, what? What the hell?
• 1:04:10
  We we have like we have seven people here.
• 1:04:15
  We have seven. We have eight people in chat.
• 1:04:20
  We've only got like 3 viewers. On uh.
• 1:04:28
  On YouTube warning to the thing. Let's see.
• 1:04:41
  Ohh. We don't, uh, worship.
• 1:04:48
  We don't have a. Well, we just have, we just have
• 1:04:54
  top feed on. Obviously and.
• 1:05:00
  No, let me. So it's only get this straight.
• 1:05:04
  So we have like 8 people in chat.
• 1:05:07
  We have 4 viewers on YouTube. And we have one person on
• 1:05:13
  Odyssey, even though my control panels is we have four people on
• 1:05:18
  Odyssey. This shit is bananas.
• 1:05:29
  Man, as far as streaming goes. It's it's wild.
• 1:05:40
  The Internet. The Internet needs to fix its
• 1:05:43
  shit. But.
• 1:05:50
  Yeah. I don't know.
• 1:05:55
  Uh, let's see. More people.
• 1:06:01
  More people are Twitter. Are tweeting me.
• 1:06:07
  Well, the the show. For for people, for people
• 1:06:11
  watching on Twitter the show, the show is a lot.
• 1:06:16
  Is live on YouTube and honestly go come over here and enjoy
• 1:06:22
  enjoying the chat. Twitter.
• 1:06:27
  I know people can watch this stream like from Twitter, but
• 1:06:30
  you can't chat on. Twitter.
• 1:06:36
  Not, not, not anymore. Not since they got rid of
• 1:06:38
  Periscope or. Whatever, whatever it's called.
• 1:06:50
  Spaces is I guess kind of dead now too.
• 1:06:59
  But let's see. Holy shit.
• 1:07:06
  Apexes. Apex is here.
• 1:07:14
  Where the hell have you been? Hold on, hold on, hold on a SEC.
• 1:07:26
  I I thought you. I thought you were.
• 1:07:28
  I thought you were dead. A tax one meal.
• 1:07:37
  Let me well, washi, I say. I sent you the link.
• 1:07:43
  I sent both you and hoax wars. The link to this here stream.
• 1:07:56
  So. But I guess I'll.
• 1:08:03
  All of a sudden to you, I'll send it to you in direct
• 1:08:06
  messages again. So.
• 1:08:14
  Uh, let's see. One night, yeah, I I kind of
• 1:08:24
  assumed it's a long night. And Akuma is also.
• 1:08:32
  Busy. So.
• 1:08:41
  Yeah, Tim and Chad has been, you know, keeping us.
• 1:08:48
  Can't be any over here. He's saying that.
• 1:08:50
  What? The bill was talking shit on me,
• 1:08:52
  but that's funny because I don't even know who lived there.
• 1:08:57
  The valez, so. Uh, let me see.
• 1:09:06
  Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I know.
• 1:09:08
  Tiny Shot is A is a good verb. What all?
• 1:09:15
  Maybe on route sometimes. But yeah, you're well, OK.
• 1:09:25
  Do one thing at a time here, Sammy.
• 1:09:41
  Jada Jada. Dead air.
• 1:09:45
  Dead air. Yeah.
• 1:09:50
  See, even even idea when I have dead air, it's still under
• 1:09:55
  entertaining. I know you guys want me to crawl
• 1:09:59
  to get A to get a beer to you, but trust me.
• 1:10:02
  If. You guys wouldn't want me to
• 1:10:05
  crawl to get a beer right now because I'm the only one here
• 1:10:10
  right now. So if I were to crawl and get a
• 1:10:14
  beer. They would just be like. 5
• 1:10:17
  minutes of. Little.
• 1:10:21
  That no one would be here. You you would just see my
• 1:10:26
  doorway and then in an empty hallway there there would be
• 1:10:29
  dead silence for like 5 minutes. And.
• 1:10:40
  Yeah. You guys would be bored and it
• 1:10:44
  would not make it would not make good, you know?
• 1:10:50
  Radio or podcasting or whatever this thing is.
• 1:10:56
  Call now. Shaq and entertained itself in
• 1:11:01
  in the meantime. Well then.
• 1:11:05
  What? What am I here?
• 1:11:07
  What am I here for? If Jack and entertain entertain
• 1:11:11
  itself then? You know.
• 1:11:16
  So what you're saying is this is basically just a chat room and
• 1:11:20
  I'm. I'm just.
• 1:11:23
  I'm just background noise for chat then.
• 1:11:29
  Oh, this streaming thing all of a sudden makes a lot of sense.
• 1:11:41
  No. Only three of the 215 of us are
• 1:11:45
  watching you, anyway. Yeah, that sounds about right.
• 1:11:51
  Ah, Speaking of. You know, people on the end of
• 1:11:57
  that. Yeah, how are you Speaking of
• 1:12:01
  people on the Internet? What the fuck?
• 1:12:05
  Alright buddy, well you, well you are, you are my Internet
• 1:12:10
  brother. I am on the Internet.
• 1:12:12
  That's true. What the hell are you doing,
• 1:12:16
  man? What's going on?
• 1:12:18
  Just just shooting the shit. Maybe doing this them.
• 1:12:25
  I'm not really sure if it's a Christmas show, but it's just an
• 1:12:28
  adlib show. But we're here, it's an ad Lib
• 1:12:31
  show and you know it. Yeah, well work.
• 1:12:37
  It could be valid. Still, it says yay.
• 1:12:40
  Yay. It's the show.
• 1:12:42
  It's saved, yeah. You know what?
• 1:12:46
  It's not saved until you go get a beer.
• 1:12:48
  So Chad get and I can commentate.
• 1:12:50
  Like, what's that? That Twitter guy?
• 1:12:53
  That. That commentates the fight
• 1:12:56
  videos. Ohh, he's crawling now.
• 1:12:59
  Oh shit. Is he gonna make it?
• 1:13:03
  Oh, oh, Rogan or or whatever. No, it's like Steve.
• 1:13:07
  I think it's Steve Inman or something like that.
• 1:13:09
  It's like I'm not even that. I'm not real sure.
• 1:13:13
  Yeah, I just anytime you see like funny commentary on like a
• 1:13:16
  fight video or like a animal video or.
• 1:13:19
  Not anytime. But there's he does a lot of
• 1:13:21
  them. Hmm.
• 1:13:24
  Yeah. So what have you talked about?
• 1:13:26
  What's going on here? Not really.
• 1:13:31
  Not much. I, I, we we began talking about,
• 1:13:34
  uh, the whole Elon stepping down as Twitter CEO.
• 1:13:41
  Some people think it's like a a 40 chess move.
• 1:13:45
  Other people think he's really stepping down.
• 1:13:49
  I you know what? Oh, go ahead, go ahead.
• 1:13:52
  Sorry. I'm just waiting to see how this
• 1:13:54
  whole thing plays out. I think, I think he's not well
• 1:13:58
  gonna step down. I think he's.
• 1:14:01
  Because what, what he's doing right now is being like, does
• 1:14:03
  anyone want the job? And everyone's like ohh fuck no.
• 1:14:07
  So he's kind of doing. Proving the point that like see
• 1:14:11
  told him nobody wanted this. So yeah and to be honest with
• 1:14:15
  you, all this shit with Elon and his and like the Twitter files.
• 1:14:19
  It all makes me want to. Quit Twitter and the Internet
• 1:14:25
  more than I I ever have before, just because I'm so fucking
• 1:14:30
  bored with it all. Yeah, I don't.
• 1:14:37
  I don't. Boy, I don't blame, you know.
• 1:14:39
  So. Yeah.
• 1:14:43
  I'll. And Twitter came out with a
• 1:14:47
  really retarded policy last week.
• 1:14:51
  Where if you if you change your fucking profile picture.
• 1:14:57
  You lose, you're stuck bitch. Ohh yeah and you're that's right
• 1:15:01
  you lose your check mark. Ah.
• 1:15:05
  For what? For like a week I I I I
• 1:15:08
  preferred it when everyone I preferred it when they were just
• 1:15:11
  given check Mark. So Mark the way, that shit was
• 1:15:15
  hilarious. Yeah, for $8.00.
• 1:15:20
  Did they, did they stop doing that or is that still a thing?
• 1:15:22
  Can you still pay $8.00 and get a a check mark?
• 1:15:25
  I mean you. I mean you can pay $8.00 and get
• 1:15:28
  a check mark, but now they have to manually like verify you and
• 1:15:33
  like and it's not even like you. It's not even Someone Like You
• 1:15:37
  show an ID or something. You won't have to wait, you
• 1:15:40
  would. I just have to wait until I give
• 1:15:42
  you one. Yeah, and I mean the truth is in
• 1:15:46
  my at least in my opinion, the. Like.
• 1:15:51
  The whole idea of verification. Should be the way it was
• 1:15:55
  supposed to be in the 1st place where like if you can you you
• 1:15:59
  verify your identity as a real person.
• 1:16:03
  You know, like, yeah. Kind of like I don't know if
• 1:16:07
  YouTube still does it this way, but.
• 1:16:09
  Or that way, but it was. It was a similar kind of thing
• 1:16:12
  where if you became a notable enough figure on the platform
• 1:16:17
  and could verify your identity through whatever, I'm not even
• 1:16:20
  sure whatever what means they did that through.
• 1:16:24
  Then you were you were a verified account.
• 1:16:27
  You know, like if the Sam Whitfield Twitter page can prove
• 1:16:34
  that you're Sam Whitfield and that you're posting as Sam
• 1:16:37
  Whitfield, why couldn't you just be like verified human?
• 1:16:41
  I just don't understand why that's.
• 1:16:43
  Yeah, I mean, you could make a whole separate thing for the
• 1:16:46
  paid. What are you doing with your
• 1:16:47
  hand there, buddy? Ohh, I got nothing.
• 1:16:51
  I was, I was just dressed in the camera mount in there.
• 1:16:54
  So you got a fancy new camera, do you?
• 1:16:57
  I mean, it's it's not, it's just I actually figured out to rig my
• 1:17:03
  phone camera to. But yeah, yeah, well, you're the
• 1:17:08
  the. The you look extra sharp and
• 1:17:13
  that little tuft on the back of your hair from where you where
• 1:17:16
  the headphones are pushing up as is very very cute and very very
• 1:17:20
  visible. I like it.
• 1:17:23
  Well, well, well the Chapman call me Abraham Lincoln the
• 1:17:27
  entire night too. It's ohh that's that's nice.
• 1:17:31
  I appreciate that. Yeah.
• 1:17:36
  Steeley says Sammy was checking apex's temperature.
• 1:17:44
  No, no. Yeah.
• 1:17:47
  Like I was a little baby. Come here, apex.
• 1:17:55
  All fours now. Yeah.
• 1:18:00
  So hey man, how's the how's the how's the weather in fucking
• 1:18:05
  Fort Lauderdale? Where the fuck you are?
• 1:18:09
  Tampa. It it, it's it's tampered, bro.
• 1:18:14
  Um, yeah but there's like a huge storm.
• 1:18:18
  Yeah no it's it's it's it's 20. It's 20 degrees.
• 1:18:24
  Or no it it's gonna it's like they're it's 30 right now but
• 1:18:27
  it's gonna get down to 20 degrees it's -. 20 in Colorado
• 1:18:32
  it's -. 36 to I just I just posted on the in the chat that
• 1:18:38
  I'm not even exaggerating. When I left for work it was 34
• 1:18:41
  degrees outside. That was at noon central time
• 1:18:45
  and then by the time I left work at.
• 1:18:48
  You know, 10:00 PM central time, with the wind chill, it was -,
• 1:18:51
  32 degrees. So it's like a it's like a 65
• 1:18:56
  degree, 68 degree drop in, you know, 9 hours, which is crazy.
• 1:19:02
  I mean, we didn't get nearer, like there's places getting
• 1:19:05
  hammered way fucking worse, but I mean because we only got
• 1:19:09
  there's maybe 3 inches of snow, but with all the wind and shit.
• 1:19:13
  You know, there's drifts and whatnot, but yeah, all things
• 1:19:16
  considered, it's just cold as a motherfucker.
• 1:19:19
  But Oh yeah. You know, I just like, just like
• 1:19:22
  with COVID and any other thing that happens, whether on a a a
• 1:19:27
  fucking. National scale worldwide scale,
• 1:19:31
  or or even county or or like regionally, you know, a storm
• 1:19:35
  comes through. They are going to fucking white
• 1:19:38
  people, they're going to lose their fucking minds.
• 1:19:41
  And I've lived up here for quite a while, I mean over a decade
• 1:19:45
  and it seems like every year. The people that were born and
• 1:19:49
  raised out here freaked the fuck out the first time.
• 1:19:52
  Bad winter weather comes. They like, they swarm, they
• 1:19:56
  fucking, they stock up on all the shit they should have had in
• 1:19:59
  the 1st place. But they also buy a lot of
• 1:20:01
  unnecessary shit, which is what these especially retail type
• 1:20:05
  corporations, they bank on fucking retards like that, you
• 1:20:08
  know? That have no idea of no concept
• 1:20:12
  of like delayed anything gratification or or otherwise
• 1:20:16
  like well I could just order it off of Amazon.
• 1:20:18
  If I run out of book in this I'll just order it on Amazon or
• 1:20:21
  I'll just go down to the store to the fucking Walmart or
• 1:20:24
  whatever you know. Yeah and and I I don't want to I
• 1:20:27
  don't want to docs worry worry at where where you work but you
• 1:20:32
  know from what you've told me it kind of seems like.
• 1:20:37
  Your your business kind of thrives off some of that, maybe.
• 1:20:43
  Oh, it absolutely does. No, for sure.
• 1:20:45
  Like my. The company that I work for,
• 1:20:49
  banks, that's a very good observation because I was
• 1:20:52
  literally just talking to somebody about this today
• 1:20:54
  because like it's it's effectively like a rural
• 1:20:57
  Walmart, you know, it's like there's several types of them.
• 1:21:01
  Types of this business, but, and there there's only more of them,
• 1:21:05
  are growing. Or or, you know, popping up.
• 1:21:08
  But you know. Things like.
• 1:21:13
  Vegetables. Vegetables, whether they're
• 1:21:15
  grown or seeds and soil and stuff like that.
• 1:21:19
  They kicked that the fuck out of the store in September or or
• 1:21:24
  like August. You know people are still
• 1:21:26
  planting their yards. You know if you're supposed to
• 1:21:29
  plant your yard you know before winter so that it'll grow the
• 1:21:32
  next year kind of thing and that there's a lot of things like
• 1:21:35
  that but they they kick it all out to get all the winter shoot
• 1:21:38
  in the snow blowers the. The winter clothes, the bibs and
• 1:21:43
  the thermals and all the the coats and all that shit.
• 1:21:45
  I mean it, you know, almost half of the store fucking transforms
• 1:21:49
  and we take loss after loss after loss for months.
• 1:21:56
  Not my store specifically, just in general.
• 1:21:58
  You know, they they they lose money because times like this
• 1:22:02
  happen. And then, I mean the amount of
• 1:22:05
  money that just my store has pulled in in the last four days
• 1:22:10
  is obnoxious. And they don't pay us anymore.
• 1:22:13
  You know, they don't give us anymore staff because the
• 1:22:15
  ship's, you know, you can't schedule around a storm.
• 1:22:19
  I mean you can if you if you were good at your job but or if
• 1:22:23
  you paid enough attention. But yeah, you know, the general
• 1:22:27
  managers make bonuses when they don't.
• 1:22:31
  You know, if they keep their their their payroll under plan.
• 1:22:37
  You know, so fuck the customer, whatever.
• 1:22:39
  However, that's just shit rolls downhill kind of thing, you
• 1:22:42
  know? So and but yeah the the business
• 1:22:45
  basically thrives off of this sort of thing.
• 1:22:47
  You hit it right on the head. Yeah, I mean it it's.
• 1:22:53
  It's like it's. What's really funny is it's.
• 1:22:58
  Is it's going to get down to like 20 here and people are
• 1:23:02
  like, oh. We might, we might lose power
• 1:23:07
  here. And I'm thinking.
• 1:23:09
  It's gonna get fucking cold here, but that's about it.
• 1:23:12
  Like her. Hurricane, Hurricane season is
• 1:23:17
  is fucking over. And unless you go like inland or
• 1:23:22
  something and you know. They're like down trees there or
• 1:23:27
  something. Maybe.
• 1:23:29
  Yeah. And I mean, I mean, the truth of
• 1:23:31
  the matter is like, as I was just mocking the idea that you
• 1:23:36
  can't schedule around a storm, you can't schedule your life
• 1:23:39
  around shit that you know you don't know is going to happen.
• 1:23:43
  So when severe storms pop up, you would be dumb not to do
• 1:23:48
  whatever you could to prepare anymore.
• 1:23:51
  What are you laughing about? Ohh.
• 1:23:57
  What with you? Wait, you just just made-up?
• 1:24:02
  Just made it. It's just made like how come by
• 1:24:06
  these Christmas chickens? Yeah, yeah, please.
• 1:24:12
  Yeah, like they're Christmas puppies.
• 1:24:14
  No. Fuck no.
• 1:24:15
  You don't want to be. You don't wanna be birthing
• 1:24:17
  chickens right now. Come on.
• 1:24:19
  Um, but no. Like, uh, you should prepare,
• 1:24:24
  you know, because there is that there's a such thing as adverse
• 1:24:26
  weather. Shit happens, you know, like
• 1:24:29
  things you can't really prepare for.
• 1:24:31
  And there's been a pretty good. Like forecasting for this storm.
• 1:24:38
  And it's of course it's not perfect, but we knew this
• 1:24:40
  fucking thing, huge thing was coming, so.
• 1:24:44
  If you can be prepared, you should be, you know.
• 1:24:47
  But there's a a difference in between being prepared and.
• 1:24:52
  You know, losing your fucking mind.
• 1:24:54
  Like a good example. We're we're getting like 50 plus
• 1:24:58
  mile an hour winds on top of this sub zero.
• 1:25:03
  Temperatures, you know, um. So the idea that power might go
• 1:25:07
  out is it's at least a fairly realistic but I had.
• 1:25:11
  And like, you know, 60 something year old woman that has a
• 1:25:15
  working generator that it's about 12 years old though.
• 1:25:19
  That works perfectly fine as far as she knows, but she spent an
• 1:25:22
  additional several $1000 on a new, better, well, you know,
• 1:25:28
  more modern and advanced quote UN quote generator.
• 1:25:33
  Just in case, I mean and I quote because I don't wanna figure out
• 1:25:38
  that it doesn't work when the power goes out and it's 50 below
• 1:25:42
  0, so like that kind of preemptive.
• 1:25:46
  That that's the sort of thing I'm talking about, you know, she
• 1:25:49
  spent, and God bless her, if she's got, you know, $4000 to
• 1:25:54
  spend on a generator that she might not not even need, then.
• 1:25:59
  That's great. But most people don't, you know?
• 1:26:01
  Yeah. If if you if you've got that
• 1:26:06
  money that's good but you know that that's the other thing too
• 1:26:10
  is I mean there I I know that like some of my neighbors like
• 1:26:15
  here they now they're getting like backup generators are like.
• 1:26:21
  Physically installed into the house.
• 1:26:25
  Now. Well, yeah, like a Generac dude.
• 1:26:30
  That's that is some of the the best.
• 1:26:33
  That's some of the best money you can buy for you know if you
• 1:26:36
  especially if you own your home and if you have family people
• 1:26:40
  you care about that live there like.
• 1:26:42
  I mean, they're fucking expensive, but a whole house
• 1:26:45
  generator from, you know, like a Generac?
• 1:26:47
  You're probably looking at 8-9 plus grand.
• 1:26:51
  But again, when shit goes South and you need it, it's, you know,
• 1:26:56
  it's often worth every dollar. Again, again, yeah, we're going
• 1:27:01
  to afford it. Yeah, we haven't.
• 1:27:03
  We haven't gone when we don't have one, but we were looking at
• 1:27:07
  it and they were like starting here at like 13 grand, so.
• 1:27:11
  Yeah, exactly. Depend, obviously depends on the
• 1:27:14
  size of your house, so you know, but.
• 1:27:19
  Yeah, so anyway. What's the normal winter?
• 1:27:24
  Up for you like what's like the lowest?
• 1:27:27
  What's like the lowest it gets on average?
• 1:27:29
  Usually the the lowest here is like low 40s, but like here it's
• 1:27:35
  it's going to get down to like 20.
• 1:27:38
  Yeah. And that's the other thing to
• 1:27:40
  consider is like when I was growing up in Oklahoma.
• 1:27:44
  They aren't built for like winter storms and shit and a
• 1:27:48
  couple years that I lived there. They got an ice storm.
• 1:27:52
  And they like the whole fucking, practically the whole state of
• 1:27:56
  or city of Oklahoma City shut down because.
• 1:28:00
  They weren't built for it. There was no salt trucks, you
• 1:28:03
  know what I mean? So in inner, in an intersection
• 1:28:05
  with. You know, UH-4 stoplights all
• 1:28:08
  come into one point that has a slight tilt towards the
• 1:28:12
  stoplights just ended up in like a 40 car pileup.
• 1:28:16
  I mean like a slow pileup, but you know what I'm saying?
• 1:28:19
  Like cars go to stop on an icy slight incline and they just.
• 1:28:22
  Keep going. But uh, yeah, that sort of thing
• 1:28:26
  happens, can happen in other places in the South, you know,
• 1:28:30
  because they're not, they're not built for that sort of thing.
• 1:28:32
  You guys are packed, you know, buttoned down for hurricanes,
• 1:28:35
  but a little bit of ice, hit some shit and things could go
• 1:28:38
  South. Well, well, what's, what's
• 1:28:41
  hilarious though is, you know, like growing, growing up in
• 1:28:45
  Colorado, like there would be like a foot of snow roughly and
• 1:28:50
  people would still be going to like work and shit.
• 1:28:53
  Then. You know, like school would
• 1:28:55
  still be on even even it was like.
• 1:28:58
  You know, even if there was like a snow, like as long as it
• 1:29:01
  wasn't too cold or something like we might have a delay.
• 1:29:05
  We might have had like a delay in school, but like maybe it was
• 1:29:08
  just like an hour or something. So yeah, and that's, it's
• 1:29:13
  another thing like that I've noticed up here.
• 1:29:17
  Is like they they just straight up, I think yesterday called off
• 1:29:22
  school for the kids for the rest of the week without even knowing
• 1:29:25
  or or seeing what the actual weather was.
• 1:29:28
  You know what I mean? And it well, just e-learning,
• 1:29:31
  fucking e-learning, it's. Yeah, ohh yeah.
• 1:29:37
  I'm glad we didn't have e-learning when I was a kid.
• 1:29:39
  Not that I did any of my fucking homework or any of my school
• 1:29:42
  work anyway, but if I did, I would have been even more of a
• 1:29:45
  fucking fuck up. The the the the yeah, the
• 1:29:50
  e-learning thing. I mean, nobody will learn shit.
• 1:29:54
  I mean, kids were literally getting passed from, you know?
• 1:30:01
  Like they they were all getting passed.
• 1:30:03
  Like you couldn't you couldn't have fuck all that year and you
• 1:30:07
  still were advancing to the left.
• 1:30:10
  Yeah, I don't think it's impossible to learn with that
• 1:30:13
  sort of system, but there it with kids like and basically
• 1:30:17
  entirely on their own. I mean, you have.
• 1:30:21
  You what you would require in my mind to make e-learning
• 1:30:24
  effective, you would basically just, you would be better off
• 1:30:27
  just homeschooling your kids, you know, which is what I mean.
• 1:30:30
  Effectively you would need to be there.
• 1:30:32
  You would need to understand. You know what the teachers
• 1:30:36
  talking about talk to the team. You know, maybe even you'd have
• 1:30:39
  to like effectively sit in on those elearning.
• 1:30:43
  Classes, yeah. Or lessons or whatever.
• 1:30:46
  And that's not. I mean, again.
• 1:30:49
  And at that point you're better off just homeschooling them
• 1:30:51
  because you're. Yeah, whatever.
• 1:30:54
  Well, I mean, and what's funny is a lot, a lot of the, the, a
• 1:31:00
  lot of the kids, a lot of the parents, I should say.
• 1:31:02
  You were talking shit at home school.
• 1:31:05
  Were. Where all this something hind of
• 1:31:10
  forced into homeschooling like inadvertently or something so.
• 1:31:17
  Yeah, see, I and I know. Like, Whiskey says in the chat
• 1:31:22
  that they never close anything in Wisconsin, ever.
• 1:31:24
  And I believe that because I they, you know, I know there's.
• 1:31:28
  There's places that it just depends on the leadership, you
• 1:31:31
  know, the local leadership and stuff, I suppose.
• 1:31:36
  Yeah. What?
• 1:31:39
  Yeah, yeah, that definitely happens too.
• 1:31:44
  And Chad's boy Chad's bullying you into going to get a beer.
• 1:31:50
  All right, you go get a beer. I'm gonna go get a beer, too.
• 1:31:52
  And we're gonna they're gonna enjoy about 10 seconds of
• 1:31:55
  silence. Yeah, yeah, you're gonna enjoy
• 1:31:59
  enjoy the silence chat, enjoy the creeking so.
• 1:32:30
  Did that little shit seriously turn his camera off?
• 1:32:35
  That is gay. Man.
• 1:32:43
  I'm very disappointed in him. I'm sorry chat.
• 1:32:49
  I wish that, you know. I wish I could fucking.
• 1:32:53
  You know what maybe is maybe his revenge.
• 1:32:56
  Let's see what kind of bad things I can pull up.
• 1:33:00
  On the browser, maybe get his stream?
• 1:33:03
  Snuck, struck again. We'll bully him that way.
• 1:33:09
  Don't you ever turn your camera off when you're crawling away to
• 1:33:12
  get a beer again? Sammy.
• 1:33:20
  Hmm. Damn, you know I don't.
• 1:33:24
  I don't wanna do that. Pull up somebody getting
• 1:33:26
  murdered. Oh, that's right, live leaks.
• 1:33:31
  Not a thing anymore. Dan.
• 1:33:36
  That's unreal. I think he's just.
• 1:33:41
  He's just trolling us. We've seen it.
• 1:33:43
  He knows. He knows what we what he looks
• 1:33:44
  like crawling to get a beer. What a bastard.
• 1:33:51
  Matter of fact, that's what I'll do.
• 1:33:52
  I'll go to his YouTube channel and find him crawling to get a
• 1:33:55
  beer. And then we'll play that while
• 1:33:58
  he's gone. Hmm.
• 1:34:02
  It was the last time he did that.
• 1:34:08
  Yeah, I'm not gonna find that either.
• 1:34:09
  Who am I kidding? Who am I kidding?
• 1:34:13
  Chat. There we go.
• 1:34:39
  All right, we're just gonna scroll through his.
• 1:34:43
  He's the worst streamer in the ohh.
• 1:34:45
  Yeah, it's that is true, Sammy. You are the worst streamer in
• 1:34:50
  the world. Certainly.
• 1:34:53
  The most crippled. Oh my God.
• 1:35:04
  Look at that David Crocco. And Ethan Rao.
• 1:35:12
  This is the one with Ralph's funny legs.
• 1:35:14
  My goodness. What is this YouTube channel
• 1:35:18
  even? Chat.
• 1:35:29
  This is worse than the one architecture, hey?
• 1:35:33
  I didn't do an architecture stream.
• 1:35:35
  Dumb bitch to me about it, steely.
• 1:35:40
  Now I heard the door closed. So he must be he must be
• 1:35:43
  crawling his way back. There he is.
• 1:36:12
  Unreal. Unreal.
• 1:36:14
  Samuel. How fucking dare you, buddy.
• 1:36:22
  I know you. I know.
• 1:36:23
  I know you can hear me. See, I don't know if you can
• 1:36:28
  hear me or not, because he turned his fucking camera off
• 1:36:30
  like us little bitch. Oh, there he is.
• 1:36:39
  How fucking dare you man. Ohh.
• 1:36:44
  What, what? What, what, what?
• 1:36:46
  What did I do? You turned your camera off like
• 1:36:50
  a little, you know, like a little, you know, like a little
• 1:36:53
  shy boy. Oh oh I did.
• 1:37:00
  Ohh you see you're such a Rascal Sammy.
• 1:37:06
  You know what you should you should consider?
• 1:37:11
  Or what I think would be fun. Is is your camera wire?
• 1:37:16
  Is it physically hooked up to your computer or is it?
• 1:37:20
  Is it like a Bluetooth? It it's it's Bluetooth.
• 1:37:24
  It's Bluetooth. It would be pretty dope if you
• 1:37:27
  did like a go like a like an action Cam of you going to get a
• 1:37:32
  beer instead of like from this angle you like brought the
• 1:37:35
  camera with you kind of thing you know I I actually I actually
• 1:37:39
  I actually did try that but. It it disconnected once I left
• 1:37:44
  the rooms. Ohh really do yeah.
• 1:37:49
  Bummer. Well, here's a thought.
• 1:37:54
  We with Whiskey says say I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna swap you
• 1:37:58
  just say you have to go. Yeah, that's.
• 1:38:07
  Ohh yeah ohh yeah I I'm sure my I'm sure.
• 1:38:12
  I'm sure the mail would love that.
• 1:38:17
  Right, right on this. Why why would why ohh no.
• 1:38:26
  Why was this white team called? Well this this guy from
• 1:38:30
  Wisconsin was mad that saying didn't leave his camera.
• 1:38:34
  And well, I went together. Well, I went to grab a beer, so.
• 1:38:40
  Ohh boy. Ohh.
• 1:38:48
  Ohh man OK. So I think.
• 1:38:54
  I think you might have some, some snot on you there buddy
• 1:38:58
  because I I actually, I literally just had to rewind and
• 1:39:01
  I think he's no not on you like face.
• 1:39:03
  I think he's snotted out of your nose when you laughed.
• 1:39:05
  That whiskeys thing is like a covert snot.
• 1:39:10
  I just hopefully it's not on the top of that pier.
• 1:39:18
  Ohh. I really am.
• 1:39:23
  Am I talking about their person though?
• 1:39:26
  So sometimes I do that. I've never heard you talk in the
• 1:39:32
  third person, dude. Because Sam Whitfield likes
• 1:39:37
  titties. Or, you know, that that, that,
• 1:39:42
  that that it does. Yeah, you'd be like I could do
• 1:39:46
  with more titties in my timeline cause Sam Whitfield could do
• 1:39:50
  with more titties in his timeline because.
• 1:39:53
  Sammy likes titties. Hmm.
• 1:39:55
  You know, something like that. I've never heard any.
• 1:39:57
  That's what I imagine you saying in the third person.
• 1:40:00
  Sometimes I, sometimes I write, I write.
• 1:40:04
  If what you're referring to is my writing fellow, then yeah, I
• 1:40:08
  absolutely. I absolutely write in the third
• 1:40:10
  person. But no, I usually speak in the
• 1:40:14
  first person. But uh, yeah.
• 1:40:20
  But, and that, and now I don't clean the baseboards when I when
• 1:40:26
  I'm done. OK, I might be crippled, but I
• 1:40:28
  geez. Damn.
• 1:40:31
  They're being, they're being mean.
• 1:40:33
  Yeah, they're being mean now, man.
• 1:40:35
  Fellow, fellow that's that's a, that's a woman's, that's a
• 1:40:39
  woman's job. That's right.
• 1:40:42
  That's that's a woman's job. Incredible stuff, folks.
• 1:40:52
  And last time I. Last time I checked.
• 1:40:58
  You know I've got. I've got, I've still got a Dick.
• 1:41:02
  Not that that, no. What did that not as much in
• 1:41:07
  2022, since gender is whatever now.
• 1:41:13
  So. Umm.
• 1:41:17
  So. Alright, thanks.
• 1:41:21
  How is how is your Christmas season been going?
• 1:41:26
  Do you really wanna know? So depressing.
• 1:41:32
  Just like for the rest of us, then I I I mean, look.
• 1:41:36
  Yeah. No, it's just the only thing
• 1:41:38
  I've like my my boss had a surprise or my boss's wife had a
• 1:41:44
  surprise diagnosis of colon cancer, which led to, you know,
• 1:41:49
  surgeries as quickly as could be done, which led to.
• 1:41:53
  You know, excessive amounts of work.
• 1:41:57
  And then my first days off, I had a, you know, like a 17 day
• 1:42:01
  stretch, which is, you know, whatever, 70.
• 1:42:03
  But it's still 17 consecutive days.
• 1:42:07
  Here comes the suicide. Shut up.
• 1:42:11
  Yeah, my my first two fucking days off in like a month.
• 1:42:16
  Basically I had to go up to Chicago and clean out my
• 1:42:19
  brothers fucking house. Swallow that drink, buddy.
• 1:42:22
  What? I wanted you do that before he
• 1:42:24
  could. There you go, you can do it.
• 1:42:32
  OK, cheers. Jesus Christ was you're gonna
• 1:42:36
  you're gonna fucking kill me, though.
• 1:42:40
  You're gonna fucking kill him though, man.
• 1:42:42
  So. Yeah, but yeah, that mean they
• 1:42:45
  nailed it basically. Yeah.
• 1:42:50
  Well, no, I mean this. The funny thing of it is, is the
• 1:42:55
  holidays. The holidays are less weird than
• 1:42:59
  they've been for the past two years, but yeah.
• 1:43:04
  There were still. First of all, kind of weird or I
• 1:43:08
  don't know, I guess. I guess maybe now that I'm
• 1:43:11
  getting older, now I'm getting older.
• 1:43:14
  You know, I'm just. They're not quite as magical as
• 1:43:20
  they used to be when I was a kid.
• 1:43:23
  But yeah, I get I that's just shit in general, so.
• 1:43:29
  Yeah, well, you know, I know. I know quite a few older people
• 1:43:36
  that will say the magic just becomes different.
• 1:43:38
  It instead of you get to be the magic giver, which can be pretty
• 1:43:44
  magical and the older you get you know with kids and stuff
• 1:43:47
  like that. Uh, which neither of us have.
• 1:43:54
  Yeah, no. But you have siblings.
• 1:43:57
  You have nephews and nieces and cousins and and friends and
• 1:44:02
  stuff. You know you can.
• 1:44:04
  You can always bring magic the, the, the Christmas spirit to
• 1:44:08
  those people. I'm trying.
• 1:44:09
  Yeah, honestly trying, guys. Yeah, that that I.
• 1:44:15
  That I do. Hmm.
• 1:44:18
  Or. The magic becomes voodoo, so.
• 1:44:23
  Why doesn't that fucking? Smokey voiced bastard in here in
• 1:44:29
  the 1st place. Why is it?
• 1:44:31
  Why is it just me in here doing this?
• 1:44:32
  I I should I should send, I should send that dude and then?
• 1:44:36
  Unen by. I'm I'm offended for him that
• 1:44:39
  you didn't already. Especially if he's in chat.
• 1:44:45
  Oh. Trying to trying to prevent the
• 1:44:50
  not the nine from barking the canine.
• 1:44:55
  Ohh there are. Well, no, I'd be honest with it.
• 1:45:00
  Took me a second too. I'm like the nine.
• 1:45:02
  How many kids do you have, dude? Probably a few that he doesn't
• 1:45:08
  know about this since Mr. was Ohh isn't shots fired.
• 1:45:17
  Well, well, and we. And we've also firmly
• 1:45:20
  established in the lore, at least according to Reddit, that
• 1:45:24
  Mister Whiskey is black. So, Oh yeah, yeah, duh.
• 1:45:29
  Just like tiny bird. They're tiny Chad.
• 1:45:33
  So by the way, top feed Coco, who I guess is the right hand
• 1:45:39
  of. He either is Hoax Wars is the
• 1:45:42
  right hand of hoax wars. I I know he's he's been a he's a
• 1:45:45
  hoax he he's a he's a he's in with hoaxing pretty tight I'm
• 1:45:49
  pretty sure. Or you know what, I wouldn't put
• 1:45:55
  it back so that would. I could see them being the same
• 1:45:58
  person, I suppose. Yeah, we yeah.
• 1:46:00
  We just don't. We don't, we don't know.
• 1:46:03
  Yeah, Milker's an eccentric mother.
• 1:46:05
  I mean, hoax. He's an eccentric motherfucker.
• 1:46:07
  So. You know.
• 1:46:10
  Wawa yeah. Why?
• 1:46:13
  I mean, it's not a secret, I don't think.
• 1:46:16
  No. Not in, not in, not anymore.
• 1:46:19
  It's not. Yeah.
• 1:46:23
  Yeah, yeah. I don't.
• 1:46:24
  I don't. I I I think about.
• 1:46:27
  I think people figure that out a while ago.
• 1:46:30
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's just not a, you know,
• 1:46:33
  it's just not that interesting for people, I guess.
• 1:46:36
  To make the connection, the people that know or that would
• 1:46:40
  care to know already know, you know, I think yeah, that's.
• 1:46:46
  Well, now I'm gonna. I'm gonna leave you an awkward
• 1:46:48
  silence, bitch. And I'm going to throw a loop.
• 1:46:52
  At you. And I'm gonna turn my camera on.
• 1:46:57
  And pointed at my keyboard while I leave.
• 1:47:01
  Which which is always nice site. So.
• 1:47:08
  By the way, I've. I've got a I've got a German.
• 1:47:16
  Wager beer here. I'm not kidding.
• 1:47:19
  That's what it's called. Lager beer.
• 1:47:24
  Please. BIER.
• 1:47:33
  So yeah, that's a that's crazy spelling.
• 1:47:40
  Ohh. But anyway.
• 1:47:45
  Yeah, we we had a we had a pet shown in awhile, so.
• 1:47:58
  Uh, what's? Ohh so this ohh so this dude
• 1:48:06
  what do I did put the. Put his camera on the keyboard,
• 1:48:12
  then I see. You're talking shit.
• 1:48:17
  Not now I I was just saying I was just saying ohh wow.
• 1:48:20
  Here's a his camera Raw is on the keyboard.
• 1:48:24
  Yeah it was actually I have a a sock holding my keyboard from
• 1:48:29
  closing. That's what the.
• 1:48:32
  That's what this little Gray stripe is right here.
• 1:48:34
  This is a sock. Because I'm using a second
• 1:48:38
  monitor and I if I close the keyboard on my 11 year old
• 1:48:43
  laptop. Umm.
• 1:48:46
  You know. It will.
• 1:48:47
  It'll go to sleep. So.
• 1:48:50
  And I can't do for whatever reason I cannot do.
• 1:48:57
  A multi screen. I can't do two different screens
• 1:49:00
  on this thing. I'm assuming because it's so
• 1:49:02
  fucking old, but it will not. It will only let me mirror the
• 1:49:06
  screen on the laptop onto a different monitor.
• 1:49:10
  Folks folks donate to the stream labs so that we can buy apex and
• 1:49:14
  new laptop. Yeah, donate to Sammy, please.
• 1:49:19
  I'll never see any of that money, and I don't want any of
• 1:49:22
  that money. But maybe if he gets a new, you
• 1:49:25
  get enough money, buy him a new laptop, and then I'll, I'll get
• 1:49:28
  his old one, then I'll, you know, then I'll step up a few
• 1:49:31
  years. So I want, I wanted to ask you,
• 1:49:38
  did you, did you by chance watch Stabilis appearance on Joe
• 1:49:46
  Rogan? Yeah, I saw some clips of it and
• 1:49:50
  it it was fucking. It's so like it's so cringe
• 1:49:54
  inducing Stavros outside of Cumtown.
• 1:49:58
  Is is really cringey to me. I don't know why.
• 1:50:02
  It doesn't. Uh.
• 1:50:05
  I mean, he's a funny dude for sure, but it all it it it's like
• 1:50:09
  he is what he was on come town outside of Compton and it's
• 1:50:13
  like, ah yeah, it's weird, you know?
• 1:50:17
  Anyway, we we've, we've got, we've got a friend of the show
• 1:50:22
  here now. Why, gusky?
• 1:50:25
  What's going on? Whiskey.
• 1:50:29
  Yo. How you doing buddy?
• 1:50:34
  I'm doing alright. How are you guys?
• 1:50:37
  Just fucking dandy hanging in there.
• 1:50:39
  Just fucking dandia. Yeah, you're not, how are you
• 1:50:43
  doing up in the not frozen N anymore?
• 1:50:45
  I mean, you're still kind of in the north, but well, Baltimore,
• 1:50:48
  Massachusetts is still like 50 degrees.
• 1:50:51
  So we're we're doing great. 50 degrees?
• 1:50:54
  Yeah, you're in fucking. You basically are in Florida
• 1:50:57
  compared to Wisconsin, comparatively speaking.
• 1:51:00
  Yeah. Fuck yeah, man.
• 1:51:02
  I mean, the people here are assholes, but the weather's
• 1:51:04
  great fucking southern vacation. Hey, you fucking you fucking.
• 1:51:11
  I wish I could do a Baltimore accent.
• 1:51:13
  I'm. I'm so used to the Southern
• 1:51:15
  Canadian Hillbillies and not the fucking hill hillbillies.
• 1:51:18
  So. Yeah.
• 1:51:22
  Fucking. God has uh has.
• 1:51:27
  Has Mrs. Whiskey beating you to death yet?
• 1:51:30
  I'm yeah, she she's about there. She's she's not far.
• 1:51:34
  I'm my life has become close to ending about 10 times in the
• 1:51:38
  last two weeks. So.
• 1:51:41
  I, I, I'm, I'm just, I'm just waiting for that.
• 1:51:43
  I mean, she, I mean, she. Yeah.
• 1:51:45
  A couple of months ago. Repeal the 19th.
• 1:51:51
  I come, I come on Wednesday and she was asking me how like she
• 1:51:54
  was saying that she was she was asking me how my fingers were
• 1:51:59
  tested. And I was like, no, do not go
• 1:52:02
  there, do not go down. She had this whole cannibal arc.
• 1:52:06
  And I'm like, did you eat Mr. whiskey?
• 1:52:08
  And she's like. Yeah, it tasted good.
• 1:52:11
  And I'm like, well, that explains why I heard from an
• 1:52:15
  from an in a while. Now he's being a productive
• 1:52:18
  human being in his whiskey. It's me a couple of times a
• 1:52:21
  week, if you know what I'm saying.
• 1:52:25
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:52:31
  Ohh no ohh no, Seeley said. Ohh boy.
• 1:52:38
  So what's been going on in what else has been going on man?
• 1:52:42
  You. You.
• 1:52:44
  Had to fight any, Baltimore, trash or no, I had to find
• 1:52:48
  settling in. I had to find some Baltimore
• 1:52:50
  work. That's what I've been trying to
• 1:52:51
  fuck. Yeah.
• 1:52:52
  How's that going? It's going.
• 1:52:54
  It's going real good, actually. I got.
• 1:52:56
  I'm pretty much employed at a place that I'd never, ever
• 1:52:59
  thought I would end up at, cuz it's way too classy for me.
• 1:53:02
  Oh shit. So I gotta.
• 1:53:05
  I gotta mind my P's and Q's and shit now.
• 1:53:07
  I can't. I gotta go to work and not be as
• 1:53:09
  quite as destructive and controversial as I was before.
• 1:53:13
  At my last job. I could just basically.
• 1:53:14
  Walk in there and say whatever the hell I wanted.
• 1:53:16
  People were blown. I'm still blown away by the shit
• 1:53:18
  I was saying. But yeah, yeah, also might be
• 1:53:22
  prudent to. You know, mind your N words and
• 1:53:26
  stuff. Uh, yeah, they don't.
• 1:53:29
  They don't like that at the university, that's for sure.
• 1:53:34
  Ohh shit, you're working at a university now I am.
• 1:53:39
  Oh, oh, oh fuck. I know, right?
• 1:53:43
  I got who barely made it through fucking through a Community
• 1:53:48
  College is not working at the university.
• 1:53:50
  It's it's something else. Damn.
• 1:53:54
  I something. It's up to -. 37 degrees here.
• 1:53:57
  God damn it. Up.
• 1:53:58
  Two, up, down, whatever. Yeah.
• 1:54:02
  Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm so fucking sorry.
• 1:54:05
  You have to deal with yuppie college kids now.
• 1:54:09
  They can suck my Dick. It'll it'll do them.
• 1:54:11
  You know what? He can be like that folksy.
• 1:54:15
  You know fucking Morgan Freeman type character that they all, a
• 1:54:21
  couple of them learned some interesting black knowledge from
• 1:54:24
  the black. Guy that just that works there
• 1:54:27
  and is obviously smart. Because whiskey's black, right?
• 1:54:32
  Yeah, we all know that. We all know that.
• 1:54:34
  I was definitely an affirmative action hire, that's for sure.
• 1:54:38
  Yeah. You're like I was gonna say some
• 1:54:41
  janitor type, but clearly you're you're more prestigious than
• 1:54:44
  that. You're like you're like an
• 1:54:45
  electrician or something. Somebody that's there all the
• 1:54:48
  time that these kids interact with to learn some, some sort
• 1:54:51
  of. I could see that movie.
• 1:54:53
  I'm picturing it now. You're like, you're like a
• 1:54:56
  diverse cast of, you know, like a black lesbian.
• 1:55:00
  And. You know, like a white get out
• 1:55:04
  of, you know, diverse cast, right?
• 1:55:07
  They stumble upon this man through various means at the
• 1:55:11
  college. Yeah, while he's doing his job
• 1:55:14
  and they're in some sort of turmoil.
• 1:55:16
  Something's going on. And this man just calmly and
• 1:55:20
  gravely like a fucking ashtray on a on a on a gravel driveway.
• 1:55:30
  Tells them that everything's gonna be OK or something.
• 1:55:34
  You know, it's a feel good story.
• 1:55:36
  At the end of the day, it's gonna at the end of the day,
• 1:55:39
  it's a feel good story. About we're all gonna be OK.
• 1:55:43
  That's what that that's what that movie is.
• 1:55:45
  The Steelers got that right. I can't bring Eric the ghost in
• 1:55:47
  my pocket to work anymore. Ohh yeah that's true.
• 1:55:54
  Damn, those were some days, huh? Yeah, they might be sees.
• 1:55:59
  They might not like screaming out my pocket very much.
• 1:56:02
  Or or. Man, those were those were the
• 1:56:09
  days. Those fucking those VC's were
• 1:56:11
  something else, man. It was.
• 1:56:13
  The most entertaining shit I've ever experienced on the
• 1:56:16
  Internet. That was some fucking diversity
• 1:56:19
  boy. Yeah, no doubt.
• 1:56:21
  You're a you're, you're, you're ex-girlfriend follows me on
• 1:56:27
  Twitter, I think. I think with.
• 1:56:30
  Whiskey. Who's that?
• 1:56:33
  That's a shame. I don't think she was ever my
• 1:56:36
  girlfriend. So ohh.
• 1:56:37
  Were you talking about aid? No.
• 1:56:38
  Yeah. No, that was that was never to.
• 1:56:41
  Yeah, yeah. No, definitely, definitely not.
• 1:56:46
  There was, there was. Yeah, that was why again, it was
• 1:56:52
  wild as fuck and it was fun. I enjoyed all of it.
• 1:56:55
  Except for when it ended. It was like.
• 1:56:58
  It was tragic, but you know, here we are, you know, it was it
• 1:57:02
  was almost as wild as the kumatai, to be completely honest
• 1:57:05
  with you. See.
• 1:57:07
  I didn't get, I didn't. Ohh.
• 1:57:10
  Yeah, the kumite. Yeah, for sure.
• 1:57:12
  Yeah. I didn't experience a whole lot
• 1:57:13
  of the committee in real time. Just towards the tail end of
• 1:57:18
  that, but I definitely got the idea.
• 1:57:22
  Uh, so yeah, if that's if that's what it was similar to, then
• 1:57:25
  Hooray. The only thing we were missing
• 1:57:27
  was fucking. Mr. Metzger's endorsement, yeah,
• 1:57:31
  and an actual proper live stream.
• 1:57:33
  Even though we tried several times, and myself included, at
• 1:57:38
  least on a couple occasions, to sabotage to or to to turn the
• 1:57:44
  aid streams into something like that in a dimensional merge, I
• 1:57:48
  would have thought. Tonka saw.
• 1:57:52
  Hell yeah, but dude, you're fucking 63626.
• 1:57:57
  Whatever the fuck. You're over 6 foot tall and
• 1:58:00
  Tonka is barely over the ropes. Yeah, I definitely would have
• 1:58:05
  pounded him into the ground like a fence, post, Thunk, thunk in
• 1:58:08
  it. In a dimensional merge, Elon
• 1:58:11
  would have given me robot legs and.
• 1:58:14
  I would have been Sammy. That still may happen.
• 1:58:18
  No Sammy, in a dimensional words you would just have legs.
• 1:58:22
  You wouldn't need robot. You would just have.
• 1:58:24
  Well that worked, you know? Yeah, we're yeah working legs.
• 1:58:28
  Ohh. Shut up.
• 1:58:29
  You know what I meant? Well, you're not a fuck.
• 1:58:32
  We know. We all know you're not fucking
• 1:58:34
  Lieutenant Dan, even though you bitch ass didn't turn your
• 1:58:36
  camera on to go get a beer. Yeah, you son of a bitch.
• 1:58:40
  You ruined my entertainment for the evening.
• 1:58:45
  Well, that that rascally coward Rascal.
• 1:58:50
  Well, that fucking drunken Irishman merged, keeps, keeps
• 1:58:54
  climbing. I'm Lieutenant Dan, so, you
• 1:58:56
  know, gotta set the record straight.
• 1:58:59
  So. But apex, you still got your
• 1:59:05
  camera on because your little A and circle in the middle isn't
• 1:59:08
  there anymore. It's just a black screen.
• 1:59:11
  No, I turned my camera off. It was black.
• 1:59:15
  Like when I do that it it's just.
• 1:59:18
  Black. Like my soul.
• 1:59:21
  Like my black soul. Like a fucking emo kid from
• 1:59:25
  2003. Yeah, no, but yeah, my camera's
• 1:59:29
  off. There's nothing to see here
• 1:59:30
  anyway, folks. No, I don't don't.
• 1:59:33
  But if I turn sideways, I disappear.
• 1:59:38
  Like a magic trick. Well, you know.
• 1:59:44
  Some people would say you're always sideways all at all.
• 1:59:50
  That's very good one. That's very good.
• 1:59:55
  I. Good, good.
• 1:59:59
  Gods were good. God twitters.
• 2:00:01
  But it's funny, yeah. It's funny again.
• 2:00:04
  I made a. I made a joke about Santa Claus
• 2:00:09
  night. And not liking.
• 2:00:12
  Or no, Vickers made a joke out. Santa Claus not liking
• 2:00:17
  watermelon and I and I said so. So Santa is in fact racist then?
• 2:00:23
  You know, Medicor was right. I would love to see a stream.
• 2:00:28
  With. Vickers.
• 2:00:31
  And the new father-in-law that hates Ethan.
• 2:00:33
  Yeah. Together.
• 2:00:35
  I would love Sammy. Sam.
• 2:00:36
  You should host that shit. What is wrong with you?
• 2:00:39
  Oh, yeah, no fucking jarboe's already already threw his hat
• 2:00:44
  into that pool, too. Wow.
• 2:00:45
  OK. Yeah.
• 2:00:47
  No, and I I mean, I like Victor. I like Victor's idea that at
• 2:00:52
  least that I saw what I remember of seeing on Twitter, that they
• 2:00:58
  should communicate privately. And if they can come to some.
• 2:01:01
  Sort of like like we can talk about this publicly then?
• 2:01:06
  Yeah, they should definitely do that, Sammy.
• 2:01:09
  What are you doing, man? Hold on.
• 2:01:11
  Is falling as fallen. I know.
• 2:01:15
  Like, you look, it looked fine. Now.
• 2:01:17
  Now it's your your head's out of frame.
• 2:01:19
  Now you're like, go. Yeah, OK.
• 2:01:21
  Yeah, I'm back. No, yeah, I was.
• 2:01:23
  I was talking my in my. I was plugging in my phone
• 2:01:26
  because it was saying your phones gonna.
• 2:01:31
  Yeah, it's gonna apex itself, yeah.
• 2:01:34
  Yeah. Well, yeah.
• 2:01:39
  Or or always go to sleep for a little bit.
• 2:01:41
  I like that. Yeah, that is a good, good.
• 2:01:45
  I'm just gonna start. Just replace the word then the
• 2:01:48
  sensors here on YouTube, they have no idea, you know?
• 2:01:52
  Like this dumb bitch Apexed herself.
• 2:01:58
  Dude, I love that. That does sound good.
• 2:02:00
  It's kind of good ring to it. Yeah, it's got a good ring to
• 2:02:02
  it, man, because it's, I mean, the word itself.
• 2:02:05
  I mean the whole point is the word, you know, it's like the
• 2:02:07
  it's the peak. I mean how you can't go anymore
• 2:02:10
  than the apex. Sammy, can I ask you something?
• 2:02:15
  Why did you have these backwoods ass motherfuckers on your stream
• 2:02:19
  last? Oh oh, that was so.
• 2:02:23
  So they hit me up out. They hit me up out of nowhere.
• 2:02:27
  I ohh, I don't know about this. What is this?
• 2:02:29
  All these didn't the didn't have no teeth.
• 2:02:32
  Apex. Yeah.
• 2:02:32
  He said OK, so first of all he's broadcasting from his bathroom
• 2:02:37
  in the shower to hide from it like his 12 motherfucking kids,
• 2:02:41
  right? Because they're all just running
• 2:02:43
  rampant and pulling out the phone.
• 2:02:45
  Hold the phone. Guessing he lives in a trailer.
• 2:02:48
  I'm guessing he lives in a trailer.
• 2:02:50
  So. Hold up so.
• 2:02:54
  So I so, so everyone smile. I'll get stream up.
• 2:02:58
  I'll get 7. Once in a while I'll get these.
• 2:03:02
  I'll get these random like podcasters who would just like
• 2:03:05
  hit me up and there was this one podcast in the up and they were
• 2:03:09
  basically doing like an amateur like oh and a type like Opie and
• 2:03:15
  and and God damn it, Sammy. The motherfuckers.
• 2:03:19
  He was alright. He he was, yeah.
• 2:03:21
  The other dude, clearly that he had.
• 2:03:23
  And he had the fucking the shittiest attitude.
• 2:03:27
  Like he he thought he was king shit.
• 2:03:29
  Even though, I mean, the guy's just sitting there admitting
• 2:03:33
  he's got problem after problem after fucking problem.
• 2:03:36
  He's got in the entire stream. He's leaned down over his mic so
• 2:03:41
  you can't see it. The whole roof of his mouth is
• 2:03:44
  missing all of its teeth, right? And then he's in the fucking
• 2:03:48
  shower. You can see a shower curtain
• 2:03:50
  behind him the entire time, streaming from in the shower.
• 2:03:53
  Damn. Yeah, that sounds awesome.
• 2:03:56
  I cannot believe I missed that ton of trash.
• 2:03:58
  And then at one point in time, he starts talking about how he
• 2:04:02
  can't work because his back is all fucked up.
• 2:04:04
  It's like, bro. Yeah, what you got?
• 2:04:07
  You talking a lot of shit here for somebody that has absolutely
• 2:04:10
  nothing good going on in their motherfucking life?
• 2:04:13
  No, he's, you know what? He sounds like at least 500
• 2:04:17
  people I've met in my life, especially since I moved to, you
• 2:04:22
  know, the Midwest. Country, suburbs, you know,
• 2:04:28
  which is effectively where I goddamn live.
• 2:04:31
  Yeah, there there's if you gave these kids half of these people
• 2:04:35
  I've met. Over the years, a camera and the
• 2:04:39
  Internet, they would be some version of that fucking retard.
• 2:04:44
  You know, which I'm very curious.
• 2:04:46
  I'm very curious, Sammy, why I didn't know anything about this.
• 2:04:52
  As your friend and Co host, I I would like to, I would like to
• 2:04:57
  be consulted on. I would imagine that he sent you
• 2:05:00
  the link, but I'm upset that he didn't tell you he was having
• 2:05:02
  this hillbilly on his damn show. I I thought, yeah, well, yeah,
• 2:05:06
  like hey fucking did. Yeah, you know, you did not tell
• 2:05:10
  me you have. We were having anybody special
• 2:05:12
  on you. Don't tell me you're having
• 2:05:13
  anybody on you. Send me a link.
• 2:05:15
  You know, like on schedule, you know, 5 minutes before you go
• 2:05:18
  live. And usually while I'm still at
• 2:05:20
  work, I I I thought you had my tree.
• 2:05:23
  Now I thought you had my tree notifications on on the.
• 2:05:27
  Ohh, that's that is not the same thing as telling me what's going
• 2:05:31
  on. I do.
• 2:05:33
  You're the you're one of like 5 people I have tweet
• 2:05:36
  notifications on for. But that's that's still too
• 2:05:38
  much. I don't.
• 2:05:40
  Don't even. Oh, oh, OK OK.
• 2:05:43
  So you don't, you know, you don't check, you don't check
• 2:05:46
  them. That the.
• 2:05:48
  No, I do. I just don't.
• 2:05:51
  Things are not gonna be absorbed the same way, you DM.
• 2:05:55
  Is about whatever. I can understand that.
• 2:05:58
  Sammy, you gotta be specific. You gotta tell them, hey, I'm
• 2:06:01
  having these fucking hillbillies on today, or at least a
• 2:06:04
  hillbilly and his Co host. I can't say much bad about the
• 2:06:07
  other guy. He seemed to have his shit
• 2:06:09
  together. And I mean, just a simple hey,
• 2:06:11
  where there's some other guys coming, some other streamers
• 2:06:14
  coming on. And I don't know much about
• 2:06:19
  them. You don't even have to go into
• 2:06:20
  detail. But like why I why I appreciate
• 2:06:24
  that because I mean I I've had because like all all the people
• 2:06:28
  know. And in the past like when I.
• 2:06:31
  The because I had before, before you.
• 2:06:34
  Ex. I would want to know, actually,
• 2:06:36
  it would be like, yeah, yeah, I already saw your tweet, so I
• 2:06:40
  just. Yeah.
• 2:06:42
  So what you have to realize, Sammy, is I'm basically checked
• 2:06:46
  out of everything except for the pulse that's still pumping
• 2:06:50
  through my chest. All right.
• 2:06:51
  Which means a direct conversation.
• 2:06:53
  Yeah, you gotta, you know, you gotta be a little more direct
• 2:06:57
  or, I mean, I've considered what I've considered for a long time.
• 2:07:01
  And I maybe I need to like take a break from all of this shit
• 2:07:03
  and just not do this show or Twitter or any of it and, you
• 2:07:07
  know, do something in to fix all this, this, this bullshit, this
• 2:07:12
  trauma that I keep inflicting on myself.
• 2:07:16
  And I've. I've told you that.
• 2:07:18
  Of course. Yeah, I know, I know I would
• 2:07:20
  know. I know there's no hard feelings.
• 2:07:21
  But this is like the one tether I have to.
• 2:07:25
  Something 11 in well, I'm not saying it and I'm I'm sure the
• 2:07:29
  I'm sure the Internet is gonna love.
• 2:07:33
  I'm sure, I'm sure the Internet is gonna love what I'm about to
• 2:07:35
  say. But I, you know, I just, I just
• 2:07:39
  went through therapy somewhat and it helped me through some
• 2:07:43
  shit. So dude, no, no, don't do it.
• 2:07:47
  It's not. I put it don't do it.
• 2:07:51
  Come out before I go to therapy. Spoken like a spoken like a
• 2:07:58
  Massad agent there. Man.
• 2:07:59
  I love that I love you with you. Hello.
• 2:08:05
  I've started talking to myself in the third person before I let
• 2:08:08
  that shit happen. Hell Nah.
• 2:08:10
  Ohh yeah no. Look, the idea of a good
• 2:08:14
  therapist does sound appealing because.
• 2:08:19
  There's, so there's, you know. Just again, it.
• 2:08:23
  But it's like a it's a fictional.
• 2:08:25
  It's like a dragon. It'd be nice to ride a dragon.
• 2:08:28
  It's the same sort of. It's in the same realm of
• 2:08:30
  thought, you know. It'd be nice to have a
• 2:08:33
  lightsaber and cut people up. With that.
• 2:08:38
  You know, yeah, same kind of thing to have a good therapist.
• 2:08:43
  Of 1A therapist that would work for me.
• 2:08:47
  Is like a a lightsaber. Sounds fun, but.
• 2:08:55
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:08:59
  I just feel like I'm talking to myself.
• 2:09:01
  I went to a therapist. That motherfucker ain't
• 2:09:02
  listening. They just asked.
• 2:09:04
  They just paid to ask you a bunch of questions and try to
• 2:09:06
  make you feel better and fuck that.
• 2:09:08
  I make myself feel better. Yeah.
• 2:09:10
  That's what I mean. A good just go do something that
• 2:09:12
  I enjoy. A therapist that, you know, I
• 2:09:15
  mean, effectively a good therapist would have to be your
• 2:09:18
  friend like someone you knew outside of the the room that
• 2:09:21
  you're paying them to be your therapist in.
• 2:09:23
  You know, you don't have to pay those people because generally
• 2:09:25
  they wasn't your fucking problems for nothing, right.
• 2:09:27
  Right. And I mean those therapists
• 2:09:30
  guaranteed have friends and family that they don't pay.
• 2:09:34
  Yeah, you know what I mean. But anyway, you don't, you don't
• 2:09:37
  need an education in a lot of these cases to be a good
• 2:09:41
  influence, to be a positive. You know, impact on on someone
• 2:09:46
  who's struggling. You just have to not be a
• 2:09:48
  selfish, anxious piece of shit which everybody is now,
• 2:09:52
  including especially the highly educated, the overpaid fucking
• 2:09:57
  therapists and doctors and all those people.
• 2:10:02
  What? Hmm.
• 2:10:04
  Yeah, the, the, the overeducated.
• 2:10:07
  I don't know, like like what? Like Apex said, you just gotta
• 2:10:10
  find somebody that's gonna that's gonna listen to you and
• 2:10:13
  give you their honest opinion and, you know, be
• 2:10:15
  straightforward with you. That's the literally, that's the
• 2:10:18
  best thing you can hope for anymore is it's finding not just
• 2:10:22
  therapists or people you pay, but just people in general that
• 2:10:26
  tell you the fucking truth as they see it.
• 2:10:29
  It's fucked up as it may be, as uncomfortable as it may be, as
• 2:10:33
  much as you might not like to hear it.
• 2:10:36
  Yeah, and you know what? Those people are not going to be
• 2:10:38
  right a lot of the times about their observations, but for them
• 2:10:42
  to, you know, that's that's what matters anymore.
• 2:10:45
  It's all everything's fucking bullshit, everything's fake.
• 2:10:48
  So if you the the few people you can find that just shoot fucking
• 2:10:52
  straight with you, man. And the ironic part is most of
• 2:10:56
  them are fucking boomers or or older.
• 2:10:59
  Well yeah, the the thing. So OK, so the so the therapy I I
• 2:11:04
  got, I got 15 free sessions. So I figured why the hell not so
• 2:11:10
  15 free sessions. Did you get a fucking a Groupon
• 2:11:13
  or something? What the fuck is that Sammy?
• 2:11:16
  I was swindled that shit out of there.
• 2:11:18
  I got it because my mom's because like I had some issues.
• 2:11:24
  With my with my biological dad. And don't we all.
• 2:11:28
  So yeah. Welcome.
• 2:11:30
  Well, OK, so he he fucking like decided today.
• 2:11:37
  He's decided. And I don't care if you fucking
• 2:11:40
  sees this at this point. Let's go.
• 2:11:43
  You know he knows how how he knows how I feel.
• 2:11:46
  He divorced two perfectly good women and now is dating a a
• 2:11:52
  woman who is married. And is also but is also non
• 2:11:56
  binary and yeah. And so.
• 2:12:04
  And he's he's calling it like stepmother hates me.
• 2:12:08
  Even though you know my son on my step, mom and I are probably
• 2:12:12
  closer than my actual dad and I are are at this point.
• 2:12:17
  I'll tell you what I I had. I had some daddy issues too.
• 2:12:21
  And, and part of my problem was is I never met the motherfucker,
• 2:12:25
  you know, made me feel a whole lot better.
• 2:12:27
  He came looking for me one day and I stick the fucking dog.
• 2:12:33
  Yeah, yeah, just scratch his fucking car this shit, man.
• 2:12:37
  And that dog would have tore his God damn head off if he would
• 2:12:39
  have not gotten that car before the dog got to him.
• 2:12:42
  I'll tell you what, every every ounce of hate that I ever had
• 2:12:47
  for that band was instantly gone.
• 2:12:51
  Well, that's that's a terrible story.
• 2:12:55
  I don't like that one. Why?
• 2:12:57
  I'm just kidding. So so I'll.
• 2:13:01
  So I'll just say this. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:13:03
  The therapist, the therapist help, but also.
• 2:13:07
  My friend who I've known for 15 years since who's who's like my
• 2:13:12
  brother he. So yeah I get I get where you're
• 2:13:14
  saying that. Like you know shrinks only go so
• 2:13:17
  far. But hey, you know, I I figured,
• 2:13:21
  you know, I get this free thing so I might as well try it out.
• 2:13:24
  So it did. It did help me like learn some
• 2:13:28
  new fancy shrink shit. But I can tell, I can tell you,
• 2:13:33
  too, that apex is, unironically, a better discord therapist.
• 2:13:40
  Then then the guy I was seeing via zoom.
• 2:13:45
  Imagine that. Yeah, imagine that.
• 2:13:48
  So and I I mean look. I don't want to discourage
• 2:13:52
  people from like, seeking mental help, but I do genuinely think
• 2:13:57
  that it's all like it's all so fucked up, like if you're
• 2:14:02
  already confused. And scared.
• 2:14:06
  You're you are. I mean, you're vulnerable that
• 2:14:09
  what it boils down to is being vulnerable.
• 2:14:12
  And there is every fucking thing around us as predatory at this
• 2:14:16
  point. It's all.
• 2:14:19
  Fucking effectively got claws out to get you at any point.
• 2:14:24
  That it can get through it. That can permeate your person.
• 2:14:29
  Whoa, Jesus, Sammy looks. That scared me, dude.
• 2:14:35
  Holy fuck no, I'm not. I'm.
• 2:14:37
  I'm good. I just, I just.
• 2:14:39
  I just. I just shut up, man.
• 2:14:44
  Must be a cold beer. My goodness, I don't even look.
• 2:14:51
  I'm not even stoned. But I forgot what I was saying.
• 2:14:56
  That fucking shook me to my soul there, buddy.
• 2:14:58
  Like that went through the screen.
• 2:15:03
  Ohh, excellent. I have the power.
• 2:15:06
  Yeah. No.
• 2:15:06
  OK. Good.
• 2:15:07
  No. Yeah.
• 2:15:07
  Just yeah. I feel like everything around us
• 2:15:10
  is is based on like a predatory system or a predatory like
• 2:15:15
  structure. It's all meant to exploit us for
• 2:15:18
  as much as it can as we can be exploited for.
• 2:15:21
  We're just fucking. Where, you know.
• 2:15:26
  The working. I mean, all of us, we're we're
• 2:15:29
  just something to be extracted from and we're living and
• 2:15:32
  sentient. And we, you know, we're we're
• 2:15:35
  smart enough to make the decision to do it willingly.
• 2:15:39
  We want to fucking be slaves at this point, they figured that.
• 2:15:43
  It's amazing what they've been able to.
• 2:15:47
  But the, you know, whoever they is, the the people, yeah, who
• 2:15:51
  have run shit for all this time have been able to construct.
• 2:15:57
  It's pretty top feed Coco's got a good point here, he says.
• 2:16:01
  You know what your problems are and you know what you need to do
• 2:16:03
  to fix them. Paying someone 200 bucks an hour
• 2:16:05
  to listen to bitching is rarely going to help, right?
• 2:16:09
  And that's why I'm glad I got. That's why I'm glad I got the
• 2:16:13
  freebies. And then I just spent 8 bucks to
• 2:16:17
  go hang out with my friends. And by the way, they ate, bucks
• 2:16:20
  was for a 6 pack. So yeah, yeah, or you could, you
• 2:16:25
  know. You know, talk to any of your
• 2:16:29
  discord friends, you know, yeah, yeah, discord credentials are
• 2:16:32
  fucking building right now. No, no, I mean, I have told apex
• 2:16:39
  some more intimate details that I'm willing to go into on.
• 2:16:45
  Yeah, so, I mean, it sounds fucking cheesy as shit, but
• 2:16:49
  like, quite literally the answer for most people, men and women,
• 2:16:54
  is to fucking. Chop some wood.
• 2:16:59
  Go fucking. I mean.
• 2:17:05
  I'm drawing a blank now on any of the more like the the cheese
• 2:17:09
  go throw the ball I'm setting shit go go do yeah yeah go throw
• 2:17:13
  with them yeah play catch with with your one of your fucking
• 2:17:17
  friends that you used to do that with if if you have the
• 2:17:20
  opportunity you know are fortunate enough to have
• 2:17:22
  friends. You know, from that long ago to,
• 2:17:25
  you know, to have that connection with just fucking put
• 2:17:28
  a glove on or throw a football around, sit down and play some
• 2:17:31
  Call of Duty, shoot some mother fuckers.
• 2:17:33
  Yeah, the whole touch grass thing is.
• 2:17:36
  I like the whole the whole touch grass meme in and of itself, I
• 2:17:39
  think is. For at least for me, it's not a
• 2:17:43
  I mean for sure is about literally getting outside and
• 2:17:46
  touching grass, but. You know, it's it works because
• 2:17:50
  it it's like a it can be a metaphor for so many other
• 2:17:53
  things where. You know get instead of.
• 2:17:57
  Spending all of your time. Hiking.
• 2:18:00
  I don't know. I've, I I'm, I'm thinking I had
• 2:18:03
  lost the gospel before he even started the weekend.
• 2:18:06
  Sitting. Yeah.
• 2:18:07
  Sitting at 10 for a weekend, yeah.
• 2:18:08
  And if that's all you do and you're having trouble connecting
• 2:18:11
  with people, then maybe. Do something different, you
• 2:18:15
  know, you gotta I think sitting next to a campfire is probably
• 2:18:18
  one of the most calming and fucking easiest ways to sit down
• 2:18:22
  with a buddy and get whatever you got out of your fucking
• 2:18:25
  mind. Oh, Oh yeah.
• 2:18:29
  Oh yeah, for sure. Burn some shit.
• 2:18:32
  No, I mean, I'm. Yeah.
• 2:18:35
  No. And I mean, I'm, and I mean I'm
• 2:18:36
  a I'm a lot better than I was a few a few months, months ago.
• 2:18:41
  The other thing is, is sometimes you just gotta, you know.
• 2:18:47
  Sometimes your God, you just gotta blow off steam too, which
• 2:18:51
  which helps, no for sure Sammy. And there's been at least.
• 2:18:56
  There's been at least once, and I don't mean to not calling you
• 2:19:01
  out because this was years ago. Excuse me, but it was a.
• 2:19:06
  I think you were stressed the fuck out.
• 2:19:08
  And you actually called my phone?
• 2:19:11
  And I was at the before I before I answered the phone.
• 2:19:16
  I was scared as shit. Like, why is Sammy calling?
• 2:19:20
  Because we spoke. I mean, you had my number and we
• 2:19:22
  texted a couple times when whatever went down, but our
• 2:19:26
  discord went down or whatever, we couldn't get a.
• 2:19:29
  Hold of each other, whatever. But to get a phone call?
• 2:19:33
  Like holy fuck and you just spilled the fucking beans.
• 2:19:39
  And unfortunately. I was not in a position to be a
• 2:19:44
  a super good listener and friend at that point.
• 2:19:47
  I did my best and I think I helped.
• 2:19:50
  But. Damn.
• 2:19:56
  Oh yeah, and the end result of all of that was fine.
• 2:19:59
  Everything worked out fine, right?
• 2:20:01
  Yeah, it was all, you know, school related.
• 2:20:06
  As well as home related and. I mean, look, like I I think my
• 2:20:11
  point is is like we all just need good friends and I'm.
• 2:20:14
  I yeah. We've never actually met in
• 2:20:16
  person but. I was.
• 2:20:19
  I mean, I hung up the phone kind of feeling.
• 2:20:23
  Pretty decent knowing that I. Helped.
• 2:20:26
  At least I was. You had the thought to call me,
• 2:20:31
  you know? You were struggling and you were
• 2:20:33
  like, who the fuck do I talk to? I need somebody.
• 2:20:36
  Everybody needs somebody. That's my point, you know?
• 2:20:39
  And. As I really do think it boils
• 2:20:42
  down to. It's not.
• 2:20:45
  You're not gonna pay for help. You may get it to some degree,
• 2:20:49
  but that's not the fucking answer.
• 2:20:51
  The whole world around us is built.
• 2:20:54
  To fucking eat us from the inside out.
• 2:20:57
  You know, I think, again, not taking away from the few good
• 2:21:03
  therapists. Are the few good doctors, the
• 2:21:06
  few good cops, or the few good politicians that do exist?
• 2:21:11
  Just saying on aggregate. I mean the insurance, it doesn't
• 2:21:15
  matter what. Sort of what business type you
• 2:21:20
  breakdown it is all. It's all built to fucking eat
• 2:21:23
  you. You know no and.
• 2:21:27
  So no. And I and I I do grid.
• 2:21:31
  Oddly enough, you kind of got to one of one of the ones I wanted
• 2:21:35
  to get to. In in the show, because I see a
• 2:21:41
  lot of people on Twitter being like the holidays are.
• 2:21:45
  Depressing and. And whatnot.
• 2:21:48
  And and I I get it. But also it's like well you
• 2:21:52
  know, go talk to someone even even if it's in fucking discord.
• 2:21:57
  Like I've I have friends who I've had beers with and and
• 2:22:02
  discord for forever now. Well, yeah.
• 2:22:08
  And I mean like and in real life too.
• 2:22:10
  But yeah, I've made some what I what I would consider good
• 2:22:15
  friends over the Internet. And a couple of them are here in
• 2:22:20
  this call right now. Couple of them are in chat.
• 2:22:24
  Maybe not. But.
• 2:22:28
  Yeah, I mean, it's just, it's all about perception, man.
• 2:22:31
  I mean. There's no I, you know, I
• 2:22:34
  haven't really spent much time talking personally to steely,
• 2:22:37
  but I would consider him one of those people, you know?
• 2:22:40
  Yeah, he's one of those people that I can just fire some shit
• 2:22:42
  off at and fucking discord and have a good laugh.
• 2:22:46
  Absolutely. Yeah.
• 2:22:47
  Steve was good people, 100%. And he's also look, there's no
• 2:22:53
  doubt that he's getting he's getting something out of it that
• 2:22:56
  we're not. Because he's a I think he's a
• 2:22:59
  psychopath, too. I think the pain has driven him
• 2:23:03
  to some sort of like. Like sub.
• 2:23:07
  A Batman villain level, you know where he's like, he'll probably
• 2:23:13
  never get to Batman level villain because of his back, you
• 2:23:16
  know what I mean? He's been stifled, but he's
• 2:23:19
  we'll always have aspirations. So he's he's collecting, he's
• 2:23:23
  collecting all this, all this data and he's building a
• 2:23:26
  machine, but he'll never be able to use it.
• 2:23:27
  The poor guy. And that's what.
• 2:23:31
  And that's why he never smiles so.
• 2:23:36
  Sammy gets the beer, the stream gets all gets all day.
• 2:23:40
  Well, Frick. Well, Sammy, that's what happens
• 2:23:44
  when you turn the fucking camera off that let this be a lesson to
• 2:23:47
  you. You're OK still, your definition
• 2:23:50
  of gay is a little different than mine, but.
• 2:23:55
  Well, every everyone's made. Look, we're all different
• 2:23:58
  people. Sammy, what's gay to you?
• 2:24:00
  Maybe. Straight to it.
• 2:24:02
  A tranny, you know. Yeah, well.
• 2:24:11
  That's infallible logic there, buddy.
• 2:24:13
  You can't argue with that. Yeah.
• 2:24:18
  How long you been streaming? Ohh 2 1/2 hours almost.
• 2:24:21
  Yeah yeah yeah that was I was at I was admitting this shit
• 2:24:26
  before. Before.
• 2:24:29
  Well look man, you were ad libbing this shit before I
• 2:24:32
  joined as your co-host. That's why I joined as your
• 2:24:35
  co-host, because I enjoyed, I enjoyed your streams and
• 2:24:39
  especially, you know what? You hit it right on the head.
• 2:24:42
  Your chat is like, it's just a like a chat room with you is
• 2:24:46
  like a. You know, a moderator, kind of.
• 2:24:49
  So I tried to. I tried to come in and be like
• 2:24:51
  a. Director hosts.
• 2:24:55
  You know, like help. We're just you know just be
• 2:24:58
  another person to talk to and and you have and you have and
• 2:25:02
  look but look where we are right now we're we're doing exactly.
• 2:25:07
  We're, we're, we've cycled back right to where we started.
• 2:25:10
  Yeah, well, the stream is good though.
• 2:25:12
  Well, and there's people watching it.
• 2:25:14
  That's the thing, right? And that's true.
• 2:25:16
  I think these people that are watching it, they obviously
• 2:25:18
  haven't left because they're enjoying the shit.
• 2:25:21
  Well, but also you YouTube is also fucked up because we've got
• 2:25:25
  like we've got eight people. Well, now it's somewhat fixed,
• 2:25:29
  but like for a while it was displaying that there was only
• 2:25:32
  like one person watching, but they're there.
• 2:25:35
  There weren't in fact like some people talk Sammy have you ever
• 2:25:40
  been hunting? Because we got a couple of
• 2:25:41
  hunters in the in the chat right now.
• 2:25:43
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:25:44
  I'm a hunting advocate myself. I've never, I've never like
• 2:25:50
  hunting quote, UN quote. But I've definitely.
• 2:25:52
  I've. I've actually good with a bow
• 2:25:54
  and arrow somewhat or or a crossbow.
• 2:25:57
  OK. So you do the crossbow thing.
• 2:25:59
  Well yeah. And I've shot like and I've shot
• 2:26:02
  rifle actually. So.
• 2:26:05
  So yeah, I've I've been shooting, but.
• 2:26:08
  But how does that work in the chair?
• 2:26:10
  Does it like, is the kickback crazy in the chair?
• 2:26:15
  Depends on, depends on the cab, depends on the caliber.
• 2:26:19
  Like a 22 isn't bad, but a a shotgun.
• 2:26:26
  Ohh yeah. One time I handled charging it
• 2:26:30
  and it just took my short. It just it took my shoulder out.
• 2:26:33
  Yeah, I could imagine. Yeah.
• 2:26:39
  Damn. So yeah, you need to actually
• 2:26:43
  go. We need to.
• 2:26:44
  There needs to be handicapable hunting.
• 2:26:49
  Out there. And I mean that.
• 2:26:51
  Seriously, yeah, no. Like the the act of going out
• 2:26:55
  and freezing your fucking. Your little balls off.
• 2:27:00
  And your fucking fingertips. And to actually kill, I mean a
• 2:27:06
  deer, whatever it is, but deer? There's something I don't know,
• 2:27:11
  there's something special about that.
• 2:27:12
  I say that as someone who's only ever killed a deer.
• 2:27:15
  Well known alligator. An alligator.
• 2:27:17
  No, I killed a just. I killed a young.
• 2:27:22
  I mean, it was not a fawn, but. Just above was not very old, but
• 2:27:26
  I was also like 13 years old. Shooting an open site 3030 that
• 2:27:31
  hadn't been fired in it like a year.
• 2:27:34
  Umm. But.
• 2:27:37
  Yeah, the idea of. Killing an animal and skinning
• 2:27:43
  it and then eating it. The the process of it, I mean,
• 2:27:48
  it's fucked up especially well that first year that I killed
• 2:27:52
  men. Like, I did not enjoy that.
• 2:27:55
  Well, we'll hold up depending on depending on your definition of
• 2:28:00
  killing me and I I've, I've done that with with the rabbits
• 2:28:04
  before actually, so. But, but that's not the same
• 2:28:09
  thing as like a hunt per se. Well, no, I mean, I guess it is
• 2:28:12
  though. I mean you're still killing an
• 2:28:15
  animal and you're, you know, and like you're not killing it for
• 2:28:18
  sport. You're not just shooting it to
• 2:28:19
  be malicious or or fucking, you know, psychotic.
• 2:28:23
  Just killing things to kill it. There was a point to the killing
• 2:28:26
  those rabbits, right? So it's just, I mean it's the
• 2:28:29
  same thing. It's just a bigger animal and.
• 2:28:33
  In my particular case, I didn't even have a hunting license.
• 2:28:37
  I was in the stand in South Texas with my with my adopted
• 2:28:41
  father and he had a custom made 30 ought 6 with a pistol grip
• 2:28:48
  and this fancy at that. I think the scope cost more than
• 2:28:51
  the gun. And from probably fucking 100
• 2:28:56
  and not even 150 hundred 60 yards away, Mama and the.
• 2:29:02
  The Youngling come walking out and he managed to gut shot the
• 2:29:07
  Mama. We had to follow it into the
• 2:29:09
  woods, follow the blood trail into the woods.
• 2:29:12
  And then we found it. We loaded it onto the four
• 2:29:16
  Wheeler and he left and he was like.
• 2:29:19
  You stay here in the stand and mind you.
• 2:29:23
  We were the stand was about 20 feet from the main Rd.
• 2:29:28
  I mean, I mean it was right next to the main road into camp, so
• 2:29:32
  he left me in the stand with the fucking 3030 the if the little
• 2:29:36
  one comes back, fucking shoot it.
• 2:29:39
  And it did, and I did. But it also came out of the
• 2:29:42
  woods right next to the road. Where the the the DNR often came
• 2:29:48
  through. I mean they they checked on the
• 2:29:49
  camp all the time. They were pretty active down
• 2:29:52
  there. So at like 14 years old, I think
• 2:29:57
  I was 13 or 14. As scurried out of the fucking.
• 2:30:04
  You know the the tree stand and I.
• 2:30:08
  Ran over to the thing, grabbed it by all four legs, drug it
• 2:30:11
  across the cut, the whole 100 and something yards.
• 2:30:15
  It was a I mean, it wasn't a long shot, but it was.
• 2:30:17
  It was a good shot. I blew the God damn things
• 2:30:20
  harder when we cut it open. But yeah, I had to run all the
• 2:30:23
  way back to camp. Which was about 2 miles with my
• 2:30:28
  with my bibs and my oversized boots on.
• 2:30:31
  Yeah, hand me down boots from somebody.
• 2:30:34
  Anyway, yeah, the the whole point.
• 2:30:38
  Is that the whole point is give it away from that road as quick
• 2:30:41
  as fucking possible, yeah, get it away from the road.
• 2:30:44
  And like, right as I was getting it under the, I put it under the
• 2:30:48
  stand. And yeah, I mean, but actually
• 2:30:51
  the whole point of me telling the story was that, like, I did
• 2:30:55
  not appreciate that, but I hadn't.
• 2:30:57
  There was, it was all instinct. Like I I put the bullet in that
• 2:31:02
  deer shoulder, even though I'd never shot a deer.
• 2:31:05
  And when the smoke cleared from my vision, it was on its front
• 2:31:08
  legs and it was going, you know, yeah, the head up, it felt right
• 2:31:13
  where it stood. And I've had to do all that
• 2:31:17
  work. And then we cut it open the
• 2:31:19
  whole, the whole deer camp. Made fun of my dad because he's
• 2:31:21
  got this fancy ass fucking gun. And the fancy ass scope.
• 2:31:26
  And here his son who's you know. Whatever.
• 2:31:31
  But yeah, I I had to. I had.
• 2:31:34
  He made me cut that deer open at certain points.
• 2:31:37
  He made me cut some of the skin out.
• 2:31:40
  I didn't do all of it, obviously, because it wasn't
• 2:31:41
  very strong and requires some strength for some of that shit.
• 2:31:45
  But it was so fucking gross. I remember I remember being so
• 2:31:50
  disgusting, the smell, and like I wasn't grossed out by like the
• 2:31:54
  the. The death, necessarily, but it
• 2:31:57
  was just like all the things and I.
• 2:32:02
  That first time, I mean that's life, dude.
• 2:32:04
  We all that's part that, that, that.
• 2:32:07
  So again, the point of me bringing it up was I learned.
• 2:32:11
  A real thing that day and. I'm still not great with a lot
• 2:32:16
  of. Things but death and gross.
• 2:32:21
  You know, gore. I I mean, I can in real IRL.
• 2:32:26
  No, I mean the medic. Well, I mean and so I mean I, I
• 2:32:31
  remember I've been like hunting quote UN quote, but I I have
• 2:32:34
  been fishing and I mean. And depending on which
• 2:32:39
  environmental wacko you talk to, hunting and fishing are the same
• 2:32:43
  exact thing, even though they're fucking not.
• 2:32:46
  But yeah, I mean, I I mean, I've, I've had to, like, I've
• 2:32:50
  had to gut fish and you know. And yeah, it's not fish guts
• 2:32:55
  aren't pleasant. But yeah, I mean skinning fish
• 2:32:58
  and whatnot, you, you tend to, you tend to, you know, learn to
• 2:33:03
  appreciate, you know, like a fish fly once you've, you know,
• 2:33:07
  dip bound them and fish them and.
• 2:33:11
  All that and plus if you do it when it's illegal, it's even.
• 2:33:15
  It's even tastier so. I'll tell you guys some shit.
• 2:33:21
  I've only shot 2 deer in my entire life.
• 2:33:26
  But. When I was a kid.
• 2:33:30
  My dad used to have this this thing about hitting deer with
• 2:33:34
  the car. He used to love doing that shit.
• 2:33:37
  And so we'd be on country roads and shit.
• 2:33:39
  And he had this car specifically for hitting deer.
• 2:33:43
  So he he bought this Ford Taurus.
• 2:33:46
  And he would do the weirdest shit.
• 2:33:48
  We'd come up to a country Rd. and you'd see a deer across the
• 2:33:51
  road and the first thing he would do is slam his arm across
• 2:33:55
  whatever kid was in the passenger seat and just gunned
• 2:33:58
  the fucking car and we'd slam into these deer.
• 2:34:02
  And I that is where I have a ton of experience.
• 2:34:05
  Field dressing deer. And then he was too cheap to
• 2:34:08
  ever take it God damn deer into the Fletcher to get it cut up.
• 2:34:11
  So we would hang the fuckers up, skin them, and then we would
• 2:34:14
  process all the meat right at home by ourselves.
• 2:34:17
  You know he he'd go to the fucking store and come back with
• 2:34:20
  whatever. However many pounds of fucking
• 2:34:24
  pork that we needed to mix in with that he'd have us five kids
• 2:34:27
  in there grinding fucking deer venison up just to make burger
• 2:34:31
  and shit we. You know we we caught them all
• 2:34:33
  up and get the get the cuts out of that we need and shit.
• 2:34:36
  We'd freeze all that shit. But yeah I have a lot of
• 2:34:39
  experience field dressing the animals and playing them up.
• 2:34:43
  So yeah now I mean I have neighbors here that hunting
• 2:34:48
  pretty regularly and they don't, they don't do hit and runs and
• 2:34:54
  intentionally like your dad did but.
• 2:34:57
  I've I've seen hit and run carcasses and man your your dad
• 2:35:03
  must have been good because some of those years when when when a
• 2:35:06
  vehicle hits them they get smashed up to the shit.
• 2:35:09
  Ohh dude, he knew exactly how to hit him so he didn't wreck the
• 2:35:13
  deer or the fucking car. I mean we were only putting
• 2:35:16
  headlights and grills in this thing on the weekends and shit
• 2:35:18
  because he was so good at just smoking them perfectly.
• 2:35:22
  Wow, that that's yeah, that's actually incredible because it
• 2:35:26
  was an art for the guy. Yeah, well, because, I mean,
• 2:35:30
  I've seen. I've seen smashed up, you know,
• 2:35:33
  deers and whatnot, and it's like, can we even eat that thing
• 2:35:37
  or it looks like it's pretty much pulverized.
• 2:35:40
  Yeah, so. Uh, how about Gator Sam is it?
• 2:35:44
  Is it common to hit a Gator down there?
• 2:35:47
  Not, not where I'm at, because I'm not that far inland, but
• 2:35:52
  from what I've heard like around Tallahassee.
• 2:35:57
  A girl I dated briefly, she was. She went to school in
• 2:36:02
  Tallahassee now, you know. Yeah, she.
• 2:36:05
  From what she told me, it was pretty.
• 2:36:08
  Common so. Oh, top feed is saying you can't
• 2:36:13
  even take a card dear to a butcher shop.
• 2:36:18
  I guess that explains it now. Now it makes a lot of sense.
• 2:36:21
  Well, top feed. I I never, I never said my
• 2:36:24
  neighbors took it to A to a butcher shop.
• 2:36:28
  They had all the tools in their garage.
• 2:36:32
  Right. Interesting car card cardio.
• 2:36:40
  Car Rd. killed deer, smelled like shit.
• 2:36:43
  I was. I was under the impression that
• 2:36:45
  anything that the DNR tag could go to the fucking butcher, but.
• 2:36:50
  Well, I don't think you can tag a deer that you hit with your
• 2:36:54
  car. That's a against the all kinds
• 2:36:56
  of laws. That's just like I don't, I
• 2:36:58
  don't know about everywhere else, but that's how it worked
• 2:37:00
  in Wisconsin. After you hit that deer, you had
• 2:37:02
  to call the DNR so they come out and tag it.
• 2:37:05
  Oh oh oh so many Mexican doesn't chicken or egg packs as I will
• 2:37:12
  call you. So top feed climbs off.
• 2:37:18
  The bill has been talking shit about me.
• 2:37:21
  And dude, he come on, man. I mean, it's, I I mean, look
• 2:37:27
  Sammy, I'm, I'm gonna give you a little bit of leeway here
• 2:37:30
  because you have no idea but this whole.
• 2:37:35
  The whole hoax wars crowd. If you're not, if you don't know
• 2:37:38
  hoax wars and you don't know Hawksworth crowd, just ignore
• 2:37:42
  the things they say because it's all mad.
• 2:37:45
  It's all meta, it's all. If Nathan is talking shit about
• 2:37:51
  lift the veil or lift the veil is talking shit about you, I
• 2:37:55
  guarantee you you would know about it in another way other
• 2:37:58
  than a fucking dude in your chat.
• 2:38:01
  Lift the veil has been around for a long time and he's a hyper
• 2:38:05
  retard and I love him. He's great.
• 2:38:10
  Hold up. Before he came in, that that's
• 2:38:12
  what I said earlier. I said I know you know who was
• 2:38:15
  the bill is, so why the fuck would he even be?
• 2:38:17
  Beep hanging loving attention to me.
• 2:38:21
  Well look, Tiny Chat is a black man, so his the the words that
• 2:38:26
  come out of his mouth should not be taken with any sort of
• 2:38:28
  validity. It's fake news.
• 2:38:32
  I always assumed that he was a middle age and but continue no
• 2:38:37
  Cokes Wars is in the chat now too.
• 2:38:39
  Look what you did. Look what you guys did.
• 2:38:44
  Hey. Hey there, hey there hey hey my
• 2:38:49
  my my #3 fan is here. Hoxworth is that the guy that
• 2:38:57
  smokes meth and. No, he gets blowies from feds or
• 2:39:02
  some shit. Is that what they're saying
• 2:39:03
  earlier or is that the other guy?
• 2:39:06
  I'm confused now. And they have excellent view.
• 2:39:20
  I'll be right back. OK?
• 2:39:21
  OK. So lift the veil and hoax wars
• 2:39:24
  are not the same person, OK? No, thanks for clearing that up.
• 2:39:31
  I don't know who the hell these guys are.
• 2:39:33
  No hunks wars. This is this guy who?
• 2:39:37
  Who plays like 8? Who plays really cool like 80s
• 2:39:41
  music on? Do you live in hell and he'll go
• 2:39:44
  over like all this? I learned about IP2 through hoax
• 2:39:48
  wars, OK? He'll, he'll do like, I don't
• 2:39:53
  wanna say like Jim's style of commentary but there was it'll
• 2:39:57
  it'll do his own like commentary terror videos on.
• 2:40:01
  Different Internet personalities.
• 2:40:05
  But he also does like some DJ stuff.
• 2:40:09
  I always, when I've tuned in, that's what has been going on.
• 2:40:13
  You said it was 80 stuff, Sam. Why?
• 2:40:17
  Why he? Why?
• 2:40:17
  He plays well, he plays like a lot of 80s music.
• 2:40:21
  And then who are we talking about?
• 2:40:23
  Hoax wars? Ohh.
• 2:40:25
  He does not play a bunch of 80s. What are you talking about?
• 2:40:28
  He's got like the. Like the.
• 2:40:33
  It's like a 80s aesthetic. Maybe it's more of like the the
• 2:40:38
  the gay vaporwave shit, but like a cooler version of it.
• 2:40:41
  You know. I don't even know what vaporwave
• 2:40:44
  is. What the fuck is the fucking
• 2:40:46
  shit? What the fucking electronic?
• 2:40:48
  You know, everyone's got that fucking like bright lights with
• 2:40:51
  the city background and fucking. Like a Grand Theft Auto, kinda
• 2:40:58
  Miami vice. Sort of musical theme but hoax.
• 2:41:01
  Worst plays, all kinds of fucking music.
• 2:41:05
  The only. Thing that Sam.
• 2:41:08
  He's referring to is like the visual aesthetic.
• 2:41:10
  There's like bright colors. And you know, some like harsh
• 2:41:16
  font. I guess you could say where does
• 2:41:20
  he stream? Yeah but he was he he he used to
• 2:41:24
  stream on D live. Ohh does he still stream on
• 2:41:27
  stream on Dell? He'll stream on well well well
• 2:41:30
  well. The last couple times I've tuned
• 2:41:32
  into him he's been streaming on YouTube, but.
• 2:41:36
  Is it just pokes wars on YouTube?
• 2:41:38
  Hoax wars live? Hoax wars on deal live?
• 2:41:40
  Yeah, yeah, he is on YouTube as well.
• 2:41:43
  See, he had because sometimes he gets, sometimes he gets banned
• 2:41:45
  on on T like, OK, I'm gonna go ahead and bookmark that Channel.
• 2:41:50
  I'm gonna see. I wanna catch them live next
• 2:41:52
  time he comes on. Yeah, he does good shit, man.
• 2:41:55
  He's a he's honestly one of my favorite actual streamers.
• 2:42:02
  Just because. You can tell.
• 2:42:08
  No, he cares. No, he's he's a he's a good
• 2:42:10
  dude, alright. I'm gonna sub and ring the bell
• 2:42:13
  just so I get a notification next time he streams.
• 2:42:15
  Look at that. Look at that.
• 2:42:17
  Getting hoaxes. Some fucking Subs.
• 2:42:19
  He's not even here. No, you see ohh, you know what
• 2:42:22
  we should plug. That Sammy and I are both gonna
• 2:42:26
  be making an appearance on his his Christmas show tomorrow.
• 2:42:30
  Yeah, yeah, tomorrow. Christmas Eve.
• 2:42:34
  Which will technically wait. No, that's today.
• 2:42:37
  So this is somebody you guys are friendly with?
• 2:42:40
  Ohh yeah. No, I've known.
• 2:42:41
  Hoax. Hoax.
• 2:42:41
  He's a good friend of mine. Not really, not really.
• 2:42:45
  I shouldn't say good friend of mine, but I have known him for
• 2:42:47
  many years as an Internet friend.
• 2:42:51
  And I've known him for like the last two years, which I guess in
• 2:42:55
  Internet years is also many years.
• 2:42:59
  So. OK, it says you guys are the
• 2:43:03
  best. That, that's right.
• 2:43:08
  That's right. Uh, we got just another red
• 2:43:12
  shirt in the chat now too. I don't know who that is either,
• 2:43:14
  but he's got a wrench so he must be alright, yeah?
• 2:43:17
  Yeah, he's a good. He's a good guy too.
• 2:43:20
  So I wonder if there's any hoax wars clips on YouTube.
• 2:43:26
  I'm just getting clipped. Him.
• 2:43:28
  He must have some people watching him.
• 2:43:31
  I'm just curious. Like 700 and something.
• 2:43:33
  Subs. No, he doesn't have any.
• 2:43:35
  Nobody's clipping his fucking channel.
• 2:43:37
  Maybe that's what I'll do. I'll go from clipping.
• 2:43:40
  Oh, and Benjamin to clipping, people.
• 2:43:41
  I enjoy clipping. Like the fucking show that I'm
• 2:43:44
  on, there's lots of good little little things that happen on
• 2:43:49
  this channel. But they're buried in hours of
• 2:43:53
  nonsense, monotonous bullshit. Politics.
• 2:43:59
  That we don't know what, we don't know what the fuck we're
• 2:44:01
  talking about. Nobody cares.
• 2:44:03
  We could be fine. Instead, we could just be funny,
• 2:44:06
  you know, and engage it. But no, we'll just do a fucking
• 2:44:10
  politics show, Sammy, because that's what you like to do.
• 2:44:15
  I I I had the, I had the. I only I only talk about the I I
• 2:44:21
  only talk about the fucking. I don't know.
• 2:44:25
  Ohh the fucking buddy. Ohh dude.
• 2:44:28
  The Sammy reacting to Sammy being jump scared.
• 2:44:34
  Was one of my I'm not even kidding.
• 2:44:37
  That is God. Did he do a reaction to that?
• 2:44:39
  No, no, no, no, no. We he he had the reaction where
• 2:44:44
  I scared the shit out of him. There was a clip of that, right?
• 2:44:46
  Somebody clipped that. And then?
• 2:44:50
  I don't even know how long ago later, but I came on the show
• 2:44:54
  and I we were just talking or I don't.
• 2:44:57
  I don't know exactly how it went down, but I played the clip
• 2:45:01
  again and I feel like Sammy knew it was coming.
• 2:45:05
  And like, I was like, I'm gonna play the clip again.
• 2:45:07
  But the clip scared him to do exactly the same fucking thing
• 2:45:13
  that he did in the first clip. Like, he fucking need the desk
• 2:45:16
  under the mic. And yeah, we had that inception.
• 2:45:19
  That was right. God, that was that was amazing.
• 2:45:22
  I mean, that was, that was the best thing I've ever seen.
• 2:45:26
  Yeah, I remember. I remember that now.
• 2:45:29
  So. My.
• 2:45:32
  Yeah. No, I I remember.
• 2:45:34
  I remember. I remember that shit.
• 2:45:36
  So. All right, look clearly.
• 2:45:42
  Really Tiny Judd wants some some sort of clip, so.
• 2:45:47
  So Nathan from Top Veil has the ugliest fucking cat and worst
• 2:45:51
  cat tower I think I've ever seen.
• 2:45:53
  And his hair. Why does it have so much stuff
• 2:45:55
  in it? There's so many like things.
• 2:45:58
  I don't know what that is in his hair but.
• 2:46:01
  Something do something else with your hair, Nathan of lift the
• 2:46:04
  veil. I we're, you know, enemies now.
• 2:46:11
  OK, well, why I well, I know, I know that I know that fucking
• 2:46:15
  Ellen was with them for a while or whatever is calling.
• 2:46:22
  Whatever is calling himself now. OK ohh two.
• 2:46:32
  I don't know who the fuck dose she is but she's probably ugly.
• 2:46:36
  Um. So don't.
• 2:46:40
  You know, don't push buttons if you don't know what they do.
• 2:46:43
  Right. Well, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 2:46:50
  For a particular quote in the chat right now, that was.
• 2:46:54
  About lift the veil. Now I.
• 2:47:00
  Never mind. I'm not gonna say any.
• 2:47:04
  Say it. Whoa.
• 2:47:12
  Uh. I'm actually a.
• 2:47:18
  Actually, I'm not a I'm not a fan of lift the veil.
• 2:47:20
  I don't like him. He's.
• 2:47:25
  He's he's he's gay. I don't know, man.
• 2:47:31
  They they clearly want something.
• 2:47:33
  They clearly want something. I just don't know what else to
• 2:47:35
  listen. I listen.
• 2:47:36
  I. Was it it?
• 2:47:39
  It's pretty it's pretty weird, this guy.
• 2:47:42
  If what if what tiny Chad was saying is true, this guy is
• 2:47:47
  talking under the veil is meth, under the veil is meth.
• 2:47:51
  Well, no, he was saying under the veil was talking shit.
• 2:47:54
  And I'm like, alright, why don't talk shit?
• 2:47:57
  I have no, I have no idea who this guy it is.
• 2:48:00
  So the fact that he's talking shit is entered.
• 2:48:05
  Came, but why? Yeah man.
• 2:48:06
  Look, look, the way things work on the Internet, everybody knows
• 2:48:10
  is it's just reverse, like. When two people that are
• 2:48:14
  relatively OK, never mind, but would just when two people talk
• 2:48:18
  shit about each other invariably.
• 2:48:22
  Someone is more popular than the other.
• 2:48:25
  And someone's gonna get some traction as a result of that
• 2:48:28
  shit talking. Well, or both.
• 2:48:30
  Well, yeah. Take, for instance, the fact
• 2:48:33
  that, like. Merch is, quote UN quote, more
• 2:48:38
  well known than I am, I say the only person that's gonna get
• 2:48:42
  fucking any traction from shit talking Sammy, is fucking Sammy.
• 2:48:46
  That is the stupidest fucking thing you wanna do.
• 2:48:50
  No, that's my point. Is that if if there's not
• 2:48:55
  anybody, nobody's talking shit about Sammy.
• 2:48:57
  This is all a meta bit that most of us just aren't in on.
• 2:49:03
  I guess all of us aren't in on. But no, if if he, if there were,
• 2:49:12
  it would only gain Sammy traction.
• 2:49:14
  That was my point. Well, what and perhaps the other
• 2:49:17
  person that made that your audience may not know about, you
• 2:49:21
  know, that's just how it works well.
• 2:49:25
  Can I fucking did? It fucking did when merch went
• 2:49:30
  on and went on that two hour tie.
• 2:49:33
  Tyrade about me. Which is hilarious, because I
• 2:49:38
  didn't. I didn't do any of the shit
• 2:49:40
  talking. It was.
• 2:49:42
  It was mainly the fact that like.
• 2:49:45
  He even even you didn't shit talking was mainly that that we
• 2:49:49
  had Alan on to talk about the foya then, yeah.
• 2:49:53
  So ohh and by the way he merch is now like gloating that he has
• 2:49:58
  a blue check mark so. Yeah, well, uh.
• 2:50:05
  Which, you know which we, we we all do now, so.
• 2:50:13
  Of Mercer's got a blue check mark.
• 2:50:15
  Oh man, he must be hitting the big time.
• 2:50:18
  This big fucking Peacock special.
• 2:50:21
  Yeah, merch is a I've not paid much attention to him for
• 2:50:26
  someone who's not a one time deal.
• 2:50:28
  Or does he have like a show on Peacock now?
• 2:50:31
  That that I I haven't paid much attention to him.
• 2:50:34
  As far as I know, just from scanning Reddit.
• 2:50:37
  That was a one time thing. Yeah, he was just dragging away
• 2:50:43
  about that for a while there. I made it sound like he was
• 2:50:47
  getting picked up by the network or something.
• 2:50:49
  He's kind of a one time deal. Well, well.
• 2:50:52
  Whiskey. Do you know what this means?
• 2:50:56
  This means you paid more attention to him than I have or
• 2:51:00
  apex says. Yeah, I don't know about that.
• 2:51:02
  I think it was a clip that I saw.
• 2:51:04
  I don't watch this fucking show. That's that's for sure.
• 2:51:07
  I'm not. I'm not saying that I'm saying
• 2:51:09
  that. I'm saying that I think you
• 2:51:11
  heard of the Peacock special before.
• 2:51:13
  I did. Maybe.
• 2:51:16
  Yeah, well, look, the real point is nobody gives a fuck and
• 2:51:21
  nobody will give a fuck like. It the.
• 2:51:27
  The premise that he's built so much of his life on doesn't
• 2:51:33
  fucking mean shit, but what does matter is that he's making
• 2:51:37
  enough money. And he's continuing to make
• 2:51:40
  enough connections at whatever level.
• 2:51:45
  That continue to float his mediocre existence into the
• 2:51:50
  sunset. I mean, as far as I know, he has
• 2:51:53
  made it clear that he's more than happy with that.
• 2:51:56
  So BMW folded on his ass. Oh yeah, long.
• 2:51:59
  A long time ago. Yeah, a long time ago.
• 2:52:03
  Yeah, he's so he's happy with. We can all talk all the shit we
• 2:52:07
  want, you know we're not gonna affect him.
• 2:52:11
  You know. Doesn't matter.
• 2:52:17
  What you guys OK, so now I guess we're talking about Jordan
• 2:52:20
  Peterson now in the chat. What do you guys think about
• 2:52:22
  that fella? You.
• 2:52:26
  He he is a plagiarist of Dennis Prager.
• 2:52:30
  That's. I've said that for years.
• 2:52:33
  I don't mind the guy. I mean, I think I I don't use
• 2:52:36
  talking about wash your penis and clean your room.
• 2:52:39
  I don't have shit. It's all old.
• 2:52:40
  I don't mind. I don't mind him.
• 2:52:42
  I'm just. I don't mind him.
• 2:52:43
  I'm just saying damn, he chats getting spicy.
• 2:52:47
  I love. Look at that.
• 2:52:50
  We're getting locked. No, no, we're not getting along.
• 2:52:58
  Damn you, apex. Yeah.
• 2:53:01
  No, I mean, I I don't. I love the attention.
• 2:53:03
  I don't care if it's negative or not.
• 2:53:05
  My Reddit audience is fucking great.
• 2:53:08
  I can't believe you even used. Can't wait for him to fucking
• 2:53:11
  make another hit piece on me. I'm just ecstatic about that.
• 2:53:15
  I love being a walking, talking cigarette.
• 2:53:18
  Ohh, I wish they would have made a cartoon out of it.
• 2:53:23
  That would have been even better.
• 2:53:26
  Holy shit. Um.
• 2:53:30
  Can we talk about Kanye? Saying that Dave Chappelle Stowe
• 2:53:36
  Owen Benjamin's joke. Can we talk about that?
• 2:53:38
  Do you know about that, Sammy? I did not know about that, but I
• 2:53:41
  wanna hear all about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:53:44
  Clip. I heard about that clip.
• 2:53:52
  Yeah. So I guess that's confirmed now,
• 2:53:55
  by the way. So Dave Chappelle obviously
• 2:53:58
  stole fucking Owen Benjamin joke.
• 2:54:00
  And Owen said that along time ago.
• 2:54:02
  Look, I ate shit recently on Twitter one of the few times,
• 2:54:06
  because I don't really engage much.
• 2:54:08
  I just kind of fucking, you know, because I'm sure Dave
• 2:54:11
  Chappelle is watching Owen Benjamin.
• 2:54:15
  We're, we're doing a bit here, man.
• 2:54:17
  So Kanye West confirms that Dave Chappelle stole a joke.
• 2:54:23
  I'm sorry, yeah, Dave Chappelle stole a joke from Owen Benjamin
• 2:54:26
  by. Mixing LGBT with LBGT.
• 2:54:34
  Um, but yeah, no. Damn it.
• 2:54:38
  You know, fuck. You know, guys, this is what I
• 2:54:41
  this is what happens. I sit here and I get stoned and
• 2:54:44
  I drink a bunch of beers and I forget what the fuck I was
• 2:54:48
  talking about because nobody else gives a shit, OK?
• 2:54:51
  I feel like I'm an island here on this show.
• 2:54:54
  OK, folks, I'm going to do a a diva thing real quick.
• 2:55:00
  I don't know. One now.
• 2:55:04
  OK, hold up to to be fair, I gotta give.
• 2:55:08
  I I have to I have to say that how hoax wars.
• 2:55:13
  Was right. And I I wasn't because.
• 2:55:17
  I am, because Hogwarts was saying like that Kanye West knew
• 2:55:23
  Owen. And I told Hoax Wars on stream.
• 2:55:29
  That Owen was full of shit and he didn't actually know.
• 2:55:34
  Kanye West comes to find out a few days later.
• 2:55:40
  Well, because I mean, and in my defense, ohh makes of shit a
• 2:55:43
  lot. So he.
• 2:55:44
  Well, yeah, that's exactly. That's that's a good point.
• 2:55:48
  Sammy. I'm sorry to cut you off, but
• 2:55:49
  that was my Twitter. That was my eat shit Twitter
• 2:55:51
  moment because that faggot no more news.
• 2:55:56
  Adam Green I think is his name. Posted a clip of Owen saying
• 2:56:02
  Ohh, I talked to Kanye West a couple days ago and river blue
• 2:56:06
  and I was whatever. I felt ballsy enough to say hey
• 2:56:10
  yeah, that's what. This fucking faggot.
• 2:56:15
  No, I didn't. It was.
• 2:56:16
  I was like, ohh classic fucking Owen.
• 2:56:18
  He, you know, claiming to. I mean, I literally just pointed
• 2:56:22
  out some shit that he'd done. For a long time.
• 2:56:31
  I look, no, I was reading the same thing.
• 2:56:35
  Do it all the time. But I'm also the only one that
• 2:56:38
  will be like, shut up everybody. Let Sammy talk.
• 2:56:41
  Just stop you. Coco's asking me if I know what
• 2:56:44
  crime pays, but botany doesn't. Do you guys know anything about
• 2:56:46
  that? Yeah, that's a that's a good ass
• 2:56:48
  fucking YouTube channel. OK, I got it up.
• 2:56:51
  I got it up in a fucking tab right now, so I'll check it out
• 2:56:54
  after the show. But, but no, I mean, I think
• 2:57:00
  it's safe to say that apex and I both both thought that Owen was
• 2:57:04
  full of shit. Because he usually is.
• 2:57:07
  But the one time, yeah, it's like the one time he wasn't
• 2:57:12
  after all these again, I've not paid attention to the fucking
• 2:57:15
  guy. And I thought, you haven't
• 2:57:17
  either, right? We haven't paid.
• 2:57:19
  We haven't been paying attention to Owen for a long time.
• 2:57:23
  So. Just based on our experience,
• 2:57:27
  it's easy to go. Well, of course he fucking
• 2:57:29
  doesn't know ye. He's fucking, you know he's done
• 2:57:33
  this shit for years because he had.
• 2:57:35
  But this time, hey. But but that, well, but but then
• 2:57:40
  but also that was before. That was before yay went on.
• 2:57:45
  Alex Jones were not wearing a fucking bilancia ball clava
• 2:57:51
  shouting, I like Hitler and having and having NPR having NPR
• 2:57:57
  and CNN reporters saying I actually feel bad for Alex
• 2:58:01
  Jones, right? Why would it almost seems like
• 2:58:05
  an opt to make. It almost seems like an opt to
• 2:58:07
  make Alex Jones seem a little more fucking.
• 2:58:10
  Chill. But anyway, sorry.
• 2:58:12
  Whiskey. Go ahead.
• 2:58:13
  Ohh. Would Kanye West know who the
• 2:58:15
  fuck Owen Benjamin is? And and I love deadnaming him,
• 2:58:18
  so nobody better fucking correct me on that.
• 2:58:22
  Yeah, no Kanye. Yeah, that's what I call him
• 2:58:24
  too. But that's some bitch ass shit.
• 2:58:27
  Yeah, bitch some bitch ass shit. That's good, no?
• 2:58:31
  So the only reason I could think is Owen is.
• 2:58:37
  Acquainted with Nick Fuentes, who is Kanye West's best friend?
• 2:58:45
  Yeah, I I think, I think we just broke whiskeys.
• 2:58:49
  I could just picture the I just, I can just picture the gears
• 2:58:52
  like whiskeys. Thinking, wait, Kanye's best
• 2:58:55
  friend. Friends with Nick Fuentes.
• 2:58:58
  Yes, he is whiskey. Some of the last clips that I
• 2:59:02
  posted on my channel was of Owen.
• 2:59:05
  I mean, it was like a dozen of him trashing Nick Fuentes for
• 2:59:08
  like 2 weeks straight. You know, so I don't think that
• 2:59:12
  they're friends. I don't.
• 2:59:13
  I'm not sure that makes sense. Tiny, tiny, tiny chud says.
• 2:59:17
  Ohh. I'd met Kanye through Alex
• 2:59:19
  Jones. That that makes sense.
• 2:59:22
  OK. May.
• 2:59:24
  Yeah, maybe. There you go.
• 2:59:29
  But. But wait.
• 2:59:30
  But wait doesn't. Doesn't Allen also hate Alex
• 2:59:34
  Jones though, too? No, he did the Alex' show.
• 2:59:39
  Yeah, but no. But then several times.
• 2:59:42
  But then it was. But then if you remember idea he
• 2:59:47
  was, he was also calling Alex Jones like a fag.
• 2:59:52
  Yeah, yeah. And there it's it's all fake.
• 2:59:55
  The whole point is all of this shit is not real.
• 2:59:58
  And they're these people are talking behind the scenes and
• 3:00:01
  they're saying, hey man, I'm going to call you a faggot for
• 3:00:04
  the next three weeks, but I'm going to drive people to your
• 3:00:07
  site and in turn you can maybe say something negative but
• 3:00:12
  positive about me and then you can drive some of your audience
• 3:00:15
  to my page and give me some fucking T-shirt sales or some
• 3:00:19
  Patreon subscribers or whatever fucking it's all.
• 3:00:22
  Circle jerk. It's all fake.
• 3:00:24
  It's all meant to fucking suck. The vulnerable dry the whole
• 3:00:29
  system, which every everybody yeah.
• 3:00:30
  Which which brings me up, brings me back to an earlier point that
• 3:00:35
  I actually made on sub stack, which is.
• 3:00:38
  I don't think that. I don't think that Connie is
• 3:00:41
  really cancelled because all this music is still out there.
• 3:00:46
  And if you if he were like cancelled, that shit would have
• 3:00:50
  been gone. Damn.
• 3:00:53
  You know, YouTube is warning me. Or I guess not warning me, but
• 3:00:58
  reminding me that I'm a moderator of this channel.
• 3:01:03
  Yeah, you're the you're like the third or fourth person that's
• 3:01:05
  been saying that. Yeah, that's fucking weird.
• 3:01:07
  I mean, I guess it's steely. Got one.
• 3:01:09
  A new update, I guess. Wait, wait.
• 3:01:12
  Probably just could samy's fucking channels under
• 3:01:15
  controversial at this point? Yeah, same way you get you.
• 3:01:20
  Wait, what? Wait, what is what is YouTube
• 3:01:23
  saying now? I I'm.
• 3:01:24
  I'm curious. I didn't.
• 3:01:26
  I didn't take a screenshot, but it said something like, hey,
• 3:01:29
  just a reminder you're a moderator of this.
• 3:01:32
  Clean up the chat. Yeah, you need to make sure
• 3:01:34
  you're paying attention to chat and delete them.
• 3:01:38
  That why is that why fella was saying, Sam, I'm not your Jenny
• 3:01:43
  earlier, yes. Ah, OK, OK that that makes a lot
• 3:01:48
  more sense. I I'm like.
• 3:01:51
  I'm like. I'm like whiskey.
• 3:01:54
  Why is your woman screaming out about I don't wanna be your
• 3:01:57
  Janet, which by the way, being a Janet is a woman's job.
• 3:02:02
  So. That they they clean.
• 3:02:11
  They cleaned and I wonder if that's a that's directly.
• 3:02:15
  Like oriented to this channel or if everybody's going to be start
• 3:02:19
  seeing that for now on, well, they go, you know who knows?
• 3:02:23
  Well, I mean, they they. The The funny thing is, is after
• 3:02:28
  all the crazy shit that we've said on the stream the the two
• 3:02:33
  streams, no the two streams haven't taken down were like two
• 3:02:37
  of my were two of my least controversial.
• 3:02:40
  Yeah there were two that I weren't on right.
• 3:02:42
  Right. They could have picked any of
• 3:02:44
  the ones that all three of us were on and those are the ones
• 3:02:46
  that really should have been. I mean the last one that all
• 3:02:49
  three of us were on, it was just slur fest, right.
• 3:02:51
  I think we spent the last two hours in the stream just talking
• 3:02:56
  about. Every nationality and their
• 3:02:58
  fucking yeah stereotypes. So.
• 3:03:02
  I still I still wanna recreate my first I think my first ever
• 3:03:08
  stream which was the racism stream whiskey where I had the
• 3:03:13
  discord where I. Went through everybody in there.
• 3:03:17
  Everybody that joined in their first like memory of racism,
• 3:03:22
  like what it, what race, the earliest memory they could think
• 3:03:26
  of of actual racism, like just just like discerning between the
• 3:03:30
  races. Or if a parent or grandparent
• 3:03:33
  was like, don't you fucking, don't you talk to them or you
• 3:03:38
  know, something like that. Umm.
• 3:03:41
  Because that was a long conversation that was bookmarked
• 3:03:46
  by a thick bookmark of me talking about a bunch of
• 3:03:48
  personal shit that did not matter or have anything to do
• 3:03:53
  with the actual conversation. Outside of that.
• 3:03:57
  I mean, it was like 40 minutes of me just.
• 3:04:00
  Like unloading a bunch of bullshit.
• 3:04:03
  Uh, but other than that, it was great.
• 3:04:06
  You know, we had there was like 15 people that I was like, what
• 3:04:09
  was you? What happened?
• 3:04:11
  Tell me. You remember that whiskey or no?
• 3:04:15
  Yeah, my dad used to tell me racist jokes all the time.
• 3:04:18
  It was great. Race.
• 3:04:21
  I think everybody's dead did. Racist jokes are.
• 3:04:26
  What are what made the world fun?
• 3:04:29
  Yeah, racist jokes are some of the funniest jokes.
• 3:04:31
  They're they're, I mean. Just inherently when I was about
• 3:04:35
  11 my my dad back in the day he used to work at a video store.
• 3:04:40
  I I should say my stepdad cause to clarify I already said I sick
• 3:04:44
  the dog and my biological father.
• 3:04:46
  So because I had never met the fucking guy, my stepdad anyhow.
• 3:04:49
  And that was the guy who took me hitting deer with the car.
• 3:04:53
  He used to work in a video store when I was a kid.
• 3:04:56
  And so he had like a collection of VHS tapes.
• 3:05:00
  And before I'd go to bed on weekend nights, he would be
• 3:05:04
  like, you can go pick anything you want out of the VHS.
• 3:05:09
  Tape fucking shelf and go watch it in your room.
• 3:05:12
  And I remember being 11 years old and walking up to that shelf
• 3:05:15
  and being like, huh? What's this Eddie Murphy
• 3:05:18
  delirious? Ohh no luck.
• 3:05:23
  So as an 11 year old I went to sleep that night watching Eddie
• 3:05:26
  Murphy Delirious and fuck man that was.
• 3:05:30
  That changed everything for me for that from that point on.
• 3:05:36
  I as a matter of fact, last weekend me and the old lady sat
• 3:05:40
  down on Saturday night and watched Eddie Murphy Delirious.
• 3:05:44
  I you you need to introduce the the old lady to.
• 3:05:50
  To my namesake. Which is Sam Kinison?
• 3:05:55
  No, I'm. I'm just kidding.
• 3:05:57
  Kinison's not roll my names like, but.
• 3:06:01
  I. Kenneson is a wild ride for
• 3:06:05
  sure, if you haven't seen any of his.
• 3:06:09
  His stuff. Headphone headphones are
• 3:06:13
  specially recommended. Ohh yeah.
• 3:06:18
  Spread the screaming Sam Kennison.
• 3:06:20
  And then you're saying. I'm crippled in the legs, so you
• 3:06:25
  faggots, put earphones on, turn that shit the fuck up and turn
• 3:06:28
  yourself deaf. Fuck you.
• 3:06:33
  Steeley says Sammy was named after Sam.
• 3:06:36
  I am no, no, actually. According to my mother, I'm
• 3:06:43
  named after I'm I'm named after Mark Twain.
• 3:06:48
  His name, whose name was Samuel Clemens.
• 3:06:52
  Hmm. Which is.
• 3:06:56
  OK I. I I guess it's.
• 3:07:00
  It's weird that I was named after one of the most racist.
• 3:07:05
  What's that? Ohh.
• 3:07:07
  Go ahead Sammy. Sorry.
• 3:07:08
  That's the guy wrote like Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer.
• 3:07:13
  Dude, no. He's like an excellent author
• 3:07:15
  though. Now.
• 3:07:16
  Now he is. I'm not.
• 3:07:18
  I'm not. I'm not saying that he's he's
• 3:07:21
  also just one of the ones that they that like the knew that the
• 3:07:25
  freaks want to cancel now. So what's that horrific?
• 3:07:35
  Down syndrome guy movie with an actor that's not Down syndrome
• 3:07:39
  that has a a kid with a homeless woman.
• 3:07:43
  And they have to take her away like the courts have to take her
• 3:07:46
  away is that I am Sam. Yeah, I think, I think that's
• 3:07:53
  it. It is, I am saying OK.
• 3:07:57
  Yeah, that's the fucking. That is one of the most awful
• 3:08:00
  movies of all time. Yeah, that's you.
• 3:08:02
  That's what we're talking about. Mark playing the guy who used to
• 3:08:07
  host double dare. No, Sam Sam Clemens, Mark Twain.
• 3:08:14
  I don't know which one was this pen name, but the Sam Samuel
• 3:08:19
  Clemens well known encrypted you well.
• 3:08:23
  No, not no not not that similar phones.
• 3:08:27
  Not that simple problems top feed.
• 3:08:31
  The the other one. Samuel Bankman freed.
• 3:08:38
  Nah, no. Or how about Adam Bank
• 3:08:43
  Friedland? Ohh yeah.
• 3:08:49
  Dirty Jew. Well, I I was telling it what
• 3:08:54
  I'm like. Whiskey should win.
• 3:08:56
  The ones that take everyone's money and the crypto.
• 3:09:02
  I'll be right back. Yeah, as soon as we talk crypto,
• 3:09:07
  apex just disappears. Sammy, what do you think's going
• 3:09:10
  to happen to Sam Bankman Fried? Absolutely nothing, really.
• 3:09:16
  Yeah, he's one of the. He's one of the elites.
• 3:09:19
  Yeah. You don't think, you don't think
• 3:09:21
  they're gonna sacrifice his ass because he's not shit compared
• 3:09:24
  to the rest of them. And somebody's gotta go.
• 3:09:27
  Oh, well, oh, well, they'll, they'll probably, they'll
• 3:09:29
  probably suicide his ass or something because you heard that
• 3:09:33
  they if they extradite him, they, which they plan on doing,
• 3:09:36
  he's gonna end up back and he's gonna end up in the same prison
• 3:09:39
  that Epstein was killed in. That's where they're gonna put
• 3:09:41
  his ass. Yeah, yeah, that's that.
• 3:09:43
  Well, that's what I think. The cameras on malfunction
• 3:09:46
  again. You think those guards might
• 3:09:48
  fall asleep? Yeah, yeah.
• 3:09:51
  Or or they'll just go on on like an extended smoke.
• 3:09:55
  Well, Duggar, Nah. Nobody smokes anymore, so never
• 3:10:00
  mind. Smoke breaks are out.
• 3:10:01
  They'll be too busy staring at their phones while they're on
• 3:10:04
  Twitter, right? Ah yeah, that's the new smoking.
• 3:10:12
  Ohh, so there's a good chance his ass gonna die.
• 3:10:16
  Yeah. And the care, Caroline.
• 3:10:19
  She turned over everything she testifying against his ass now.
• 3:10:24
  Ohh, I was. Is that Chipmunk girl's name?
• 3:10:27
  Yeah. Yeah, he might be fucked here.
• 3:10:33
  He he might end up getting sacrificed.
• 3:10:36
  Ugly. Ugliest chick named Carolina
• 3:10:39
  I've ever seen. My God, isn't that bitch ugly as
• 3:10:42
  fuck. No.
• 3:10:45
  Most. Most.
• 3:10:46
  Most. I don't even know why you would
• 3:10:48
  want to run a train on a bitch like that.
• 3:10:52
  Yeah, whoa, OK, Miss Whiskey is showing me CBS News right now is
• 3:10:57
  reporting that Bankman freed was released on a $250 million bond,
• 3:11:02
  yet by the same judge that released Bernie Madoff.
• 3:11:10
  That's facts, folks. Yeah.
• 3:11:17
  Holy shit. I wonder.
• 3:11:19
  Huh, I wonder. I wouldn't want that bounty on
• 3:11:22
  my head. Judge Judge Gorenstein.
• 3:11:30
  The. I think that's actually their
• 3:11:35
  name, Judge Gorenstein. Damn.
• 3:11:40
  Just $50 million. Was just saying.
• 3:11:45
  But dude, look, they could put any fucking number they want.
• 3:11:48
  They could put 150 quadrillion dollars on that bail.
• 3:11:54
  And it doesn't matter. Ohh.
• 3:11:57
  But it doesn't it nobody. It doesn't because they they run
• 3:12:01
  all of this shit. This.
• 3:12:03
  This. This control system is
• 3:12:08
  incestuous as fuck. And it's top down.
• 3:12:11
  So I don't think, I don't think this bankman freed.
• 3:12:17
  Piece of shit's gonna do. It's not.
• 3:12:20
  Nothing's gonna happen. Nothing's gonna happen.
• 3:12:24
  I'm sure. You and I both been in jail and
• 3:12:27
  got out on bond. And you understand what happens
• 3:12:29
  if you don't fucking return to court for your sentencing,
• 3:12:33
  right? Yeah.
• 3:12:34
  Well, you and I also didn't contribute to the election of
• 3:12:38
  the President, the war in Ukraine.
• 3:12:41
  Or any of those things which are things that.
• 3:12:45
  This bank been freed, fella have done.
• 3:12:48
  And a significant seems to me like he'd be more wanted than
• 3:12:52
  either one of us on our little, you know, $1000 bonds.
• 3:12:55
  Yeah, you'd think so, right? You'd think so.
• 3:13:02
  So if he doesn't show up to court, somebody's on the hook
• 3:13:04
  for that $250 million. Ohh no dude, he'll show up to
• 3:13:09
  court. It'll all the it's all the
• 3:13:10
  formalities. My point they'll they'll they'll
• 3:13:13
  go through the motions. This fucking guy will skate.
• 3:13:15
  Nothing will happen. This money will disappear.
• 3:13:20
  Yeah. It doesn't matter.
• 3:13:21
  He he will. He'll.
• 3:13:23
  He'll be a man of the year in two years.
• 3:13:28
  He will be lynched before that happens.
• 3:13:31
  No, no, he won't. In a just world, maybe.
• 3:13:36
  But he won't. Look where we're at, dude.
• 3:13:39
  Just look around where we're at like.
• 3:13:44
  I'm well in the back. They knock his ass off that that
• 3:13:47
  side of politics knocks his ass off because she's fucking weak
• 3:13:51
  and he's gonna fucking tell on him to save you.
• 3:13:54
  Well, skin. Epstein killed himself.
• 3:13:57
  Right. No, he'll heal him.
• 3:14:01
  Well, no. Officially, Epstein killed
• 3:14:03
  himself, if they can do that. Yeah, no.
• 3:14:07
  Bankman freed will fucking. I have remorseful self execution
• 3:14:13
  at some point in the near future if all else fails and Andy still
• 3:14:18
  dies. He'll he'll shoot himself.
• 3:14:22
  Talking about here, apex, we might have said this while
• 3:14:24
  you're gone, but he he's going in the same prison that Epstein
• 3:14:27
  was going to. Yeah, that doesn't.
• 3:14:32
  That doesn't bode like that. Doesn't tell me anything good.
• 3:14:36
  Like that's all bad news to me. I mean I.
• 3:14:40
  I don't even know for sure that Epstein's actually fucking dead.
• 3:14:46
  I don't know that. I mean, I've not seen.
• 3:14:48
  I've not actually looked enough into this shit and I'm retarded
• 3:14:53
  enough to think, well, fuck, I don't know, you know?
• 3:14:57
  There could be. There could be any number of.
• 3:15:01
  Conspiracies afoot. At that prison within these this
• 3:15:07
  group of elite people that literally run the country.
• 3:15:10
  Uh, and? Have played throughout the
• 3:15:14
  world. Oh, oh, that's adorable.
• 3:15:17
  Yeah, I was gonna say that's adorable that you think they run
• 3:15:19
  the country, because they run way more than that.
• 3:15:26
  Inside, he says Apex and Sam. Have both said that he's not
• 3:15:30
  going to face consequences, but he will probably get suicided.
• 3:15:33
  I didn't say that. I'd said that whatever perceived
• 3:15:38
  consequences, if there are any, will not fit the crime.
• 3:15:44
  As we as the general public sees it, I mean, in a way or right,
• 3:15:48
  because how the hell do you, how the hell do you prosecute?
• 3:15:51
  How what? What is a fit crime for?
• 3:15:54
  Stealing the life savings of that many people.
• 3:15:58
  Yeah. All right.
• 3:15:59
  So there's no way to just fucking.
• 3:16:01
  Let's just fucking cut him loose.
• 3:16:04
  Let's just cut him loose. So also, hoax brings up a point
• 3:16:07
  that I was just about ready to bring up, which is dying, not
• 3:16:11
  like consequence. I love that explores puts LOL at
• 3:16:17
  the end of that. I mean even by suicide.
• 3:16:21
  It used to be because you're no longer used to be.
• 3:16:23
  I mean it used to be a real consequence, but now it's.
• 3:16:28
  It it's, you know, again, I I actually made this point a few
• 3:16:33
  months ago. And hoax, he was the first one
• 3:16:36
  to be like, where the fuck are we going here?
• 3:16:38
  And I was, I was making the point of like, you know,
• 3:16:42
  politicians, you know, not that long ago, maybe hundreds, maybe
• 3:16:47
  thousands of years ago. Died.
• 3:16:50
  They got killed when they did shit that was so bad for the
• 3:16:53
  public. But now everyone they.
• 3:16:57
  You know. They pull up their bootstraps to
• 3:17:00
  go suck on their rulers feet kind of thing, you know, like
• 3:17:05
  nobody it's. I mean we're we're getting
• 3:17:08
  there. And it's gonna it's go ahead top
• 3:17:12
  feed, it's Kanye. Well, let's just get that
• 3:17:16
  straight now. What?
• 3:17:23
  What are you talking about? Can you for the for the audio
• 3:17:25
  audience and yeah, so top feed goes who really wants to to bet
• 3:17:30
  against the one guy who who called Owen talking with Kanye
• 3:17:35
  Cold? In other words, he's saying that
• 3:17:38
  who who really wants to be who who really wants to be to bet
• 3:17:42
  against hoax wars? None of us are betting against
• 3:17:48
  hoax war. Wars, I don't think.
• 3:17:52
  Ah. I don't know what the fuck that
• 3:17:57
  means. In this instance.
• 3:18:07
  Anyway, anyway, I I would, I would ask to continue, but I
• 3:18:11
  assume you forgot what you were gonna say.
• 3:18:14
  Ohh no. I just had to.
• 3:18:16
  I had to pull up chat to cause. The way you said, I didn't
• 3:18:20
  understand what you meant. So who really wants to bet
• 3:18:23
  against the one guy who called Owen?
• 3:18:26
  Uh, talking with ye cold? I'm assuming that Hoxie was the
• 3:18:29
  first, the one that was like, Yep.
• 3:18:32
  He's definitely talking to Kanye.
• 3:18:34
  Yeah. And he did that on his street,
• 3:18:36
  right? OK, I on.
• 3:18:39
  I missed that. And I wouldn't bet against you.
• 3:18:42
  I wouldn't bet against Hoaxing calling that for sure.
• 3:18:48
  That's that was my I guess. Yeah, no.
• 3:18:55
  Did you ask Santa for easy gap blue bubble jacket?
• 3:19:00
  No. No, I I didn't.
• 3:19:02
  No, I did not. You.
• 3:19:06
  You chose the you chose the wrong comedy, hoax wars.
• 3:19:12
  But now if now I mean to be fair to be fair top feed I I what I
• 3:19:19
  was the one I'm gonna I'm not sure if Apex was but I always
• 3:19:23
  think of little cool but that Kanye was talking to Owen
• 3:19:28
  because. Ohh and makes up a ton of stuff.
• 3:19:33
  But that was also before, but but also in my defense, that was
• 3:19:37
  before. Yeah, they went on.
• 3:19:40
  Infowars went up. Wearing a.
• 3:19:44
  Being honest or whatever the hell, that thing.
• 3:19:48
  Was yeah. Yeah, and.
• 3:19:56
  I mean, it's becoming a bit overwhelming because I've I
• 3:20:02
  don't pay attention to this shit like I used to and I still.
• 3:20:07
  Engage in it. The same way that I used to.
• 3:20:10
  So one well, no, you you wanna know what's funny is like.
• 3:20:16
  You're more involved into this world, into this side of the
• 3:20:21
  Internet than I am right anymore.
• 3:20:24
  I mean, I that's it's definitely.
• 3:20:26
  I come from that area more than you do, but I am.
• 3:20:30
  Yeah, you you come from this area more than I do, but but my
• 3:20:33
  point is, is. This corner there in this corner
• 3:20:37
  of the Internet is leaking into the real world now.
• 3:20:41
  Is yeah, is, is like like my, my, my IRL friends are like,
• 3:20:47
  what the fuck is? Kanye West going on in Infowars
• 3:20:52
  talking out about? Certain groups of people and
• 3:20:57
  whatnot. I mean, look for real.
• 3:20:59
  Alex Jones is not the real world.
• 3:21:02
  I mean, Kanye, anything that's even remotely close to the real
• 3:21:06
  world and in the world, in the realm of like, podcasts and shit
• 3:21:11
  have been scrubbed. He's done some of those huge.
• 3:21:16
  Podcasts with other. Jazz style folks, let's say.
• 3:21:23
  Well, I mean, I guess I could just say black people, but I
• 3:21:26
  wanted to be funny. Well, I mean, yeah.
• 3:21:29
  No, I mean I I know, I know. It's not the real world, if you
• 3:21:33
  can call it that. But I mean, to be fair, the
• 3:21:36
  Kanye West thing did hit the mainstream.
• 3:21:42
  So like even even then, I mean it didn't though.
• 3:21:45
  I mean it really hasn't. It's they're they're burying it
• 3:21:49
  at every turn. I mean it's it's certainly out
• 3:21:53
  there more. Then.
• 3:21:58
  I mean then perhaps, I mean it's it's out there more than Alex
• 3:22:02
  Jones's little rants would be. You know, well, but it's it's
• 3:22:07
  certainly being put under the boot.
• 3:22:10
  Well now, well now they are. But like, I guess my point being
• 3:22:14
  is like. Even even my even my cousin who
• 3:22:17
  doesn't pay attention to any of this stuff.
• 3:22:21
  Yeah, it was like. That's that's my point.
• 3:22:24
  Like even the. Even people who, like, didn't
• 3:22:27
  know Alex Jones from Adam were like, so Kanye West went on
• 3:22:31
  this. Crazy dudes fucking talking
• 3:22:35
  about loving Hitler. Yeah, no, for sure.
• 3:22:37
  I saw some of that. I experienced some of that
• 3:22:39
  myself, for sure. Yeah, so all I'm saying is that,
• 3:22:43
  like, our corner of the Internet is like, touching.
• 3:22:47
  Is fondling if you would say the norm is and it's more like
• 3:22:52
  bleeding into it's it's inevitable.
• 3:22:54
  It's yeah. It's just the way things are
• 3:22:57
  bound to happen. The way things have been built.
• 3:23:00
  That's that's what. They want.
• 3:23:04
  Quote UN quote they. You know.
• 3:23:08
  Blur the lines between reality and perception and when you can
• 3:23:13
  express your perception in a physical way here on the
• 3:23:17
  Internet and social media. You know, then the real world
• 3:23:21
  where you have to talk to people, deal with people,
• 3:23:23
  becomes blurred. And everything becomes muddy
• 3:23:27
  and. Thus becomes business
• 3:23:30
  opportunities, my friend. Yeah, and why those big nose
• 3:23:37
  finger touching meme? And everything and everything
• 3:23:42
  else becomes hilarious too. So hmm.
• 3:23:48
  Yeah. So what else you got planned for
• 3:23:50
  the. Yeah, I gotta get jumping off
• 3:23:52
  here quick. Yeah, me too.
• 3:23:53
  No, I I don't, I don't have, I don't have much more planned
• 3:23:57
  other than other than say that other than to say that obviously
• 3:24:03
  because of the holiday. On Saturday, I'm not, I'm not
• 3:24:07
  gonna be doing a show. And if people are.
• 3:24:10
  If people are waiting for me to do a stream on Saturday, well
• 3:24:13
  then I feel sorry for you folks. But um.
• 3:24:19
  I would, but both of us will be on hoax wars at some point
• 3:24:23
  tomorrow evening. Yes, please join that stream,
• 3:24:28
  subscribe to Hoax Wars. I'll be right there.
• 3:24:32
  Hulks floors will be starting at 5:30 PM, which is a bit early
• 3:24:37
  Eastern Standard Time. Yeah, OK, 5:30 eastern.
• 3:24:41
  But. But he I work, I work.
• 3:24:47
  So I won't be there till probably 10:00 PM central time,
• 3:24:50
  which is like 11. Eastern Time.
• 3:24:53
  Good Sammy, I'll be. I'll be there like around 10:30
• 3:24:57
  Eastern Time, probably, hoax wars told me.
• 3:25:02
  At least he'd be drunk by the time.
• 3:25:05
  I got on so that that. Come on, man, you can't fucking
• 3:25:08
  look. Don't drop the look, Sammy.
• 3:25:12
  I love you, buddy, and I'm all about disclosure, but sometimes
• 3:25:16
  you gotta keep. You got to keep some personal
• 3:25:20
  conversations. Private, you know what I mean?
• 3:25:24
  You can't just be like this, said he's gonna be drunk.
• 3:25:29
  Well, even though he said, even though he said that you can't
• 3:25:31
  just offer that information, they let let the people figure
• 3:25:36
  that out themselves. If they if they think he's gonna
• 3:25:38
  be drunk, maybe they're like, well, I don't want to listen to
• 3:25:41
  some fucking drunk retard. You know, well, waiting for
• 3:25:44
  Sammy to show up. Well, here.
• 3:25:46
  Well, here, alright, wrong apex. I think that's going to be the
• 3:25:49
  point that people are gonna be like.
• 3:25:50
  I wanna listen to a drunk retard.
• 3:25:51
  Well, look, you gotta give me some.
• 3:25:54
  You gotta give me some leeway for talking shit to Sammy and
• 3:25:57
  giving him a hard time. All right, well, well, well.
• 3:26:00
  My my point though was is. Is hopeful or says that, right.
• 3:26:06
  But will he actually be drawing? Yeah, I mean, probably.
• 3:26:10
  He probably will be. You don't have to get pretty
• 3:26:13
  drunk. Well, yeah, probably.
• 3:26:16
  But we don't. We don't know.
• 3:26:19
  He could. He could be trolling us.
• 3:26:21
  Whatever, dude. Let's fucking kill this thing
• 3:26:24
  like an unborn fetus in California.
• 3:26:28
  Oh damn. That might be the I wouldn't say
• 3:26:35
  that's the best joke you've made, but that was a good one.
• 3:26:39
  Make like a fetus and head out. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you
• 3:26:46
  for joining the the Whitfield report.
• 3:26:49
  Merry Christmas you fucking retards.
• 3:26:51
  I hope you all have a gay ass fucking Christmas.
• 3:26:55
  From everyone here at the Whitfield Studios, jump off a
• 3:26:59
  bridge, but only do it with your family, with presents and.
• 3:27:05
  Something with your family's watching when you commit
• 3:27:08
  suicide? No.
• 3:27:09
  Take them with you. No, make sure you take them with
• 3:27:11
  you. Jump off the bridge with your
• 3:27:13
  family. I love you all from the
• 3:27:14
  Whitfield report. Goodnight.
• 3:27:15
  Everybody from Sam Whitfield himself said to jump off a
• 3:27:18
  bridge. Why?
• 3:27:21
  Hit the button, Sammy. God damn it.
• 3:27:22
  Come on. Thanks for listening to the
• 3:27:26
  Whitfield report on the NGC network.
• 3:27:30
  Please visit Sam's website at www.thesamwhitfield.com and
• 3:27:37
  support Sam on patreonandpatreon.com/whitfield
• 3:27:41
  report until next time. God bless.
• 3:27:44
  God save this great nation and God's freedom legacy in that
• 3:27:50
  order. The order.