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Dirty Little Secret:I’ve Been Deceiving My Husband Every Single Meal · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: This is Dirty Little Secret.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Dirty Little Secret, what's yours?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? So I do have a secret. And if my
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  Speaker 1: husband ever hears this, he is going to lose his mind.
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  Speaker 1: Uh oh, my husband has the absolute worst diet of
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  Speaker 1: anyone I've ever met. If it's fried covered and sugar
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  Speaker 1: loaded with carbs, if it has a cartoon mascot on
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  Speaker 1: the box, you know you can you can picture it.
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  Speaker 1: He's interested. No, no, not a chance.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So he is our producer poo. Yeah that sounds
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  Speaker 2: like me. All right, So well, I'm scared to hear
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  Speaker 2: what you did.
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  Speaker 1: So. I've been worried about his health naturally for forever,
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  Speaker 1: but every time I try to get him eat better,
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  Speaker 1: he acts like I am trying to ruin his life.
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  Speaker 1: So I have taken matters into my own hands, as
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  Speaker 1: follows I for the last two weeks. Little does he know,
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  Speaker 1: I have been secretly swapping out pretty much everything he
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  Speaker 1: eats with healthier versions.
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  Speaker 2: Good for you. I like it, Okay, I want to know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you get the picture right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He thinks he's putting sugar in his coffee. It's stevia.
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  Speaker 1: It's a low carb tortilla. He thinks he's eating you know,
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  Speaker 1: regular bread or regular snacks. Nope, it's going to be
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  Speaker 1: a lower sugar lower whatever. The hamburger buns we had
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  Speaker 1: the other night, ketot, and.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't notice. How do you how do you hide
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  Speaker 2: all this stuff? Nightmare?
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  Speaker 3: Because I can tell a Keto bot, I feel like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's like weird.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he'd have an absolute hissy fit if he
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  Speaker 1: knew that they were Keto. But here's the thing, he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't know they're Keto. He's always making fun of people
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  Speaker 1: who eat health food, like, oh, Keto's a scam and
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  Speaker 1: it's disgusting and everyone's wasting their money. And you know
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  Speaker 1: that he's been eating it for two weeks and he
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  Speaker 1: can't tell. He has no clue. It's amazing. It's actually
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  Speaker 1: a little amazing to me that he doesn't notice. But
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  Speaker 1: so I took everything out of the store packaging, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and put everything into like nicely matching pantry containers. I
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  Speaker 1: just said, oh yeah, I'm reorganized in the kitchen. I
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  Speaker 1: want everything to look nice. And he's like, oh okay.
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  Speaker 2: So you know, he doesn't care, So he has no idea.
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  Speaker 1: We've started this tradition of walking around the block after dinner.
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  Speaker 1: It's I mean, it's nothing. It's just like a walk
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  Speaker 1: around the block. But it is good. I mean it's nice, right,
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  Speaker 1: but it's a tiny walk. It's like not even fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. And he's going around telling everybody that he
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  Speaker 1: feels amazing and his energy is better and he's losing
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  Speaker 1: weight and his nightly walks are changing his life. I'm like, guy,
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  Speaker 1: they're not changing your life. You're eating real food.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Wow, you're a you are a good wife. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: At least you care.
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  Speaker 1: At least you care, he would say, that, but oh,
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  Speaker 1: better better realize him from himself.
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  Speaker 3: Listen from somebody who you know, who's like, we have
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  Speaker 3: a couple of single guys here. I'd love if somebody
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  Speaker 3: would be like, hey, I'm going to make sure you're
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  Speaker 3: eating good. Yeah, that's what I'm here for to both
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  Speaker 3: of you, trying to get you to stop sugary drinks.
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  Speaker 1: You're different, candy drawer behind.
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  Speaker 3: Me, but you don't. But we're not getting the healthier
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  Speaker 3: versions of good food. We like, we're just getting beans. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you just try beans and more beans seeds.
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  Speaker 1: That won't work. No, you gotta you gotta get the
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  Speaker 1: healthier version and like trick yourself into thinking, Yeah, what
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  Speaker 1: you really want?
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  Speaker 2: I need someone to trick me. You can't start tricking us,
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  Speaker 2: you guys. Flower crackers, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: You did trick us into those, and they were excellent,
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  Speaker 3: So okay, fair.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well crackers are great.
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  Speaker 2: They are. I wouldn't eat them before though.
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  Speaker 3: No, you're right, pooh, we gotta start tricking Pooh.
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  Speaker 2: What did you talk about. I've already changed my diet.
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  Speaker 2: I mean he is doing good. Yeah, yeah, baby steps.
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  Speaker 1: You can't change everything at once.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's now he's eating non frosted pop tarts instead
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  Speaker 3: of frosted.
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  Speaker 2: But I do know what stevia tastes like. No, it's good. No, no,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not well. What do you drink or what do
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  Speaker 2: you put in your food? Canis? I don't put any sweeteners?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, monk fruits, sugar beans. I actually I
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  Speaker 2: used sugar beans.
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  Speaker 3: This my syria. Okay, well, you know what. Thank you
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  Speaker 3: so much for your confession. It's a good one and
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  Speaker 3: good for your husband and good for you. And I'm
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  Speaker 3: glad he's getting healthier.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, me too, I really am. I think you
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  Speaker 1: know he would he would kill me if he knew.
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  Speaker 1: But one day he'll thank me. I think he.
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  Speaker 3: Will and he should. And you know what, candis, thank
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  Speaker 3: you for keeping us on track.
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  Speaker 2: You're right.
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  Speaker 3: Matter of fact, I haven't had an energy drinking so long. Good,
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  Speaker 3: no energy drinks.
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  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: I feel great. Who have you? No? No sour patch kids, No,
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  Speaker 2: no sour patch. Cannas behind cannas soon. I want some,
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  Speaker 2: but I don't do it. There's some right over there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh, just treat yourself.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, it's Thursday.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what that has to do with