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197: Welcome to Plathville Finale / Secret Lives of Mormon Wives (S1 E4) · Reality TV Cringe

• 0:09
  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one
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  Speaker 1: of your hosts, Delia the Redhead, here with my real
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  Speaker 1: tight homegirl and my daughter in law Beatrice.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, everybody, we are here to talk.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Platfill. Now. If you're listening on audio, that'll
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  Speaker 1: be promptly followed up with mom Talk Secret Lives of
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: Mormon Wives. But if you're on YouTube, it's going to
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  Speaker 1: be a separate video for mom talks, and make sure
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: to look for that. But I'm really excited because it
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  Speaker 1: is the finellibus.
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  Speaker 2: God, I'm so glad we're done with it.
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  Speaker 1: The journey is over.
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  Speaker 2: This season sucked.
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  Speaker 1: It did suck, and we'll talk about this episode suck.
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  Speaker 2: This episode sucked ass.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was mad. I got upset about
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: it me too. Before we get into it, we do
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  Speaker 1: want to issue you a disclaimer. Please hide your wife
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: and hide your kids. This is a politically incorrect podcast.
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: We say a lot of stupid things. We use a
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: lot of bad words. We're not going to apologize for honey,
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  Speaker 1: are you getting me? No way? No way. So if
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  Speaker 1: your sluttilf, you might want to find yourself another dumpster.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're ready to party, and play and have
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  Speaker 1: our own Christian concert.
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  Speaker 2: My God.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to this dumpster and if you.
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  Speaker 2: the real party's at.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely all right now, before we get into the final episode,
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  Speaker 1: some revelations came out this past week to say the
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  Speaker 1: least girl so much Trump. Specifically, we learned who exactly
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: Mariah Plath was so torn up about. She was so
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: torn up about it she had to write music. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's her form of therapy. Songs like Devil in a
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  Speaker 1: Suit and Tie.
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  Speaker 2: And September and Months I'm a Monster.
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: I got all these songs have a root, you have
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  Speaker 1: an origin point, and that Beatrice is a man named
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  Speaker 1: Matthew Craven.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, who's also an artist himself? Is he? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: He does these days.
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  Speaker 2: Very talented, auto tuned singer. He's got his own bad music.
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  Speaker 2: It's out. It's really bad. Have you listened to it?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? I sent you the link.
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  Speaker 2: There's more. No, I stopped listening to his whole discography.
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  Speaker 1: He has a discography, a discography. Oh my god, bad No.
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  Speaker 1: I just listened to the one song that I sent you,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, be so for real, how old are you?
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: You look like you're forty dude? And he is, I mean,
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: and he does look like mister potato head, so hashtag
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  Speaker 1: facts ethan yep, oh yeah, And I'm like, how old
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  Speaker 1: are you really? I think he's thirty one.
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  Speaker 2: I thought somebody on Reddit sad he was thirty nine.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I don't know. Ambiguous thirties girl too old?
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  Speaker 1: And Mariah's twenty one or twenty two yikes, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: mean age gaps. I mean whatever, They're weird or not,
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  Speaker 1: but I just feel like this is weird. Riah is
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  Speaker 1: so naive.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and why why.
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  Speaker 1: Are these beautiful women going after these bomb ass ding dongs? Girl?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, but it shows how naive she is
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  Speaker 2: and how stupid she is. And then I'm like, Kim
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  Speaker 2: and Barry y'all fucked up?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, clearly looked up so bad.
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  Speaker 2: Why does your daughter have all these bad tattoos? I'm
• 3:32
  Speaker 2: I'm a red for all these horrible tattoos. Yeah, and
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: then she's dating Max and then she dates mister potato Head,
• 3:41
  Speaker 2: and that's a whole album. Mat yeah, yeah, a whole
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  Speaker 2: album about this loser. Yeah, who's got a whole ass kid.
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  Speaker 1: And she really wants him to hear the songs so
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  Speaker 1: that he understands the death of her feelings. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: so angsty and it's so over raw and Mariah, you
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  Speaker 1: look in so dumb, Oh my god. And then this episodes.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell's going on with Mariah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so over her. This episode piss off, so pissed.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, back to Matt Craven before we get into it.
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  Speaker 1: So apparently after the season finale came out and again
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  Speaker 1: we are a week late, and we apologize for that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care, but like he.
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  Speaker 1: Was private on Instagram and then he went is he
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  Speaker 1: but he did a I thought he did a TikTok
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it was a TikTok.
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  Speaker 2: No, he did an IG live I think, or TikTok live.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. He did a live and he was
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  Speaker 2: talking mad shit about the plaths. I didn't watch it.
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  Speaker 2: I wish I knew it was on because I would
• 4:36
  Speaker 2: have watched the shit out of that. But somebody on Instagram,
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  Speaker 2: Amanda reached out to us on ig he gave us
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  Speaker 2: like the little spark notes and then I've seen some
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  Speaker 2: other things said about it on Reddit, but she said
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  Speaker 2: that he revealed the fact that Matt and Mariah never
• 4:53
  Speaker 2: slept together or dated, allegedly that the Plaths are actually
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  Speaker 2: broke af Kim cheated on Barry with that Jamaican guy
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  Speaker 2: friend that they had, yeah, which I was like, what
• 5:07
  Speaker 2: what that's wild? And how Micah is actually by a
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  Speaker 2: sexical and she did on Veronica multiple times. Cheated on Veronica, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: which is really sad. I'm like, I hope that's not true.
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  Speaker 1: Me too, but I can totally see the bisexicality. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: yeah saying.
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  Speaker 2: That, and then I guess. There was also some blurbs
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  Speaker 2: on Reddit of Matt saying that Mariah was homeless and
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: that he was actually helping her out, like paying for
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: things and like trying to give her a place to stay.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't know if I trust this dude, unreliable, Like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. But then he also posted after this live,
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  Speaker 2: he posted a picture of a devil or something and
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: he's like, this is not who I am, making a
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  Speaker 2: reference to Mariah's stupid song The Devil in the suit
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: and tie and then he made another story of a
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  Speaker 2: devil picture, and then kim Plath smugshot and said who's
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: the real devil here and had a poll that said,
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: like who's the real devil or whatever, and obviously everyone
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, kim Plath, Oh my god. So this
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: guy's coming for the Plaths, which is kind of crazy
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  Speaker 2: to me because I'm like, you were on the show,
• 6:13
  Speaker 2: nobody said your name. Everybody blurred you out, like nobody
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  Speaker 2: would have even known who the fuck you were until
• 6:19
  Speaker 2: you came out. He's a cloud goblin, That's what I'm saying.
• 6:22
  Speaker 2: He's here for the cloud YEP. That's why I think too.
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a music career and he's wanting to
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: ride the coattails of this dumb ass lay Mass show
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  Speaker 1: for sure.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, you're totally lying. And then he also
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: published screenshots of him and Mariah's text messages because I
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: guess oria cool. Yeah, oh totally uncle. She reached out
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  Speaker 2: to him and was like apologizing and talking about like God,
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: you know, West, I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, like just her being like Jesus and.
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: God, I love Jesus, but she was just saying like
• 6:56
  Speaker 2: God came to me in a revelation that I was
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: like being a piece of shit, like stupid stuff. I'm like, no,
• 7:01
  Speaker 2: you were just dumb, Like you're just a dumb.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty We could have told you that, we were telling
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  Speaker 1: you that, We've been.
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  Speaker 2: Telling you that. So yeah, she just apologized and he
• 7:10
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, God loves you no matter what or whatever,
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  Speaker 2: but then publishes the screen chance. I'm like, this guy sucks.
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know, the truth is probably somewhere in
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  Speaker 1: the middle, like that whole kim Plath and the Jamaican
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  Speaker 1: me crazy guy. That sounds like something Mariah would have
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  Speaker 1: known and would have been holding against Kim and would
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: have maybe told him if they really were together. Can
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  Speaker 1: we just imagine a world where sugar body kim Plaid
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  Speaker 1: with the wide ass feet is dropping it low and
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  Speaker 1: spreading it wide for that handsome Jamaican man. Well us,
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  Speaker 1: what would that handsome Jamaican man want.
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  Speaker 3: With kim plaoth?
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  Speaker 2: Well I told Amanda this and the DMS. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: that guy was probably hoping Kim was going to be
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  Speaker 2: the sugar mama.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but then he realized body mama.
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: Ooh god, she ain't got no money, she ain't got
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  Speaker 2: no sugar. No, but in a sugar body, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, But I mean if she was really doing that,
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: and then she went on to have the adulterous drunken
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: affair with the racist Ken Palmer, I mean, like, what
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  Speaker 1: the fuck? Just blowing up and shitting all over your
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  Speaker 1: family and life, just diarrhea spraying all over your husband
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  Speaker 1: and children. It's not a good look. Kim Plath, you
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  Speaker 1: utter degenerate.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's terrible.
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  Speaker 1: I hate her.
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  Speaker 2: I hate her too.
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  Speaker 1: Playing that fucking bass.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: When you have actually studio musicians there who know how
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  Speaker 1: to play shit, but you're with your fucking sandals, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and your mini skirt playing the bass while you're whack
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  Speaker 1: ass kids sing some hymns in front of strangers. What
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  Speaker 1: are we doing here, Beatrice?
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  Speaker 3: It's really bad.
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  Speaker 2: But remember this was Mariah's idea, right, This.
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  Speaker 3: Whole concert was Mariah's idea.
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  Speaker 1: And then she ghosts ghosts.
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  Speaker 2: Like typical Mariah Plath? Would you brought all these? Sure?
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  Speaker 1: TLC wants you guys to have like a final moment.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently the concert was filmed in May of this year,
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: so just a few months agoike, so just a few
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: months ago she was fucking around with this Matt Craven. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but she's the one who wants to have the concert.
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  Speaker 1: She's the one who wants to debut her album, which,
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: by the way, has it been released yet. No.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like that would be the causing videos and waiting
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  Speaker 2: for all this stuff. Maybe she's not gonna do it.
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't. I mean, it's bad, but I kind of
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  Speaker 1: want her to, of course, But I mean, like, what
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  Speaker 1: is this all for. We're having this stupid cobbled together
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  Speaker 1: concert for what?
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  Speaker 2: This is just for publicity, Like it's just to be
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: like yeah, like we're still a family, we still care
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  Speaker 2: and that's great. Like we know that you guys still
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  Speaker 2: love each other. We know that you guys are all
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: back together again after all the divorces.
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: Like we get band it's back together.
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: But like we don't need the band to be back together,
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: Like we don't literally need to eat it that we literally.
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: We don't need to do you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Stop that six years ago for a reason. Let's keep
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: it in the past.
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: We Like, if go to a church or something, I'm
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: sure there's some church in jor joke, who's gonna be.
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: Like charmed for I think God wants to hear that all.
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: The hitler youth to trot on about Jesus Christ. Jesus did,
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: but I didn't ask for it. And I am reviewing
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: the show as my profession. Okay, this is a real job,
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: forced to watch these hillbillies yodle out these hymns and
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: weird songs, and I'm like, so over and I'm so
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: glad it's over, So glad it's over. The old thing
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: I'll say is Amber is so pretty.
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. That dress, I'm like, girls gorgeous.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: And her voice sounds just like Mariah's. Well it was
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: a little a little better, but very similar to Mariah's.
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: Please disabuse yourself of this notion that your sister can sing.
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: She cannot sing, or.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: Just like, go and get vocal lessons. You guys probably
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: could be trained and actually sang decent.
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: Pray to your Jesus to help you with your voice. Yeah,
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: because this ain't it, Amber, But you are so pretty,
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: Oh my.
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: God, my god, she's going to be a smoke.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: She's like the prettiest out of all the girls by far.
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: It's just not her inherent it's not her inherent value.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: She's saying, oh my god, she's athletic. She teaches line
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: dancing or yoga, I don't know, something like that. She
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: seems smart, she's clocking Kim calling her mom out.
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: Well, now she's best friends with Kim?
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: Is she? I don't think she likes Kim?
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: Probably not? I mean, who likes Kim?
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: I don't like Kim. Didn't somebody call in about that? Yeah,
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: well let's talk about it. Somebody called in on the
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: speak pipe and basically read, you for Phil, came for me.
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: It's like, why are you giving Kim Plath so much
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: grace and none for Olivia? I said, And the reason
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: we aren't playing the speak pipe is because I think
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: somebody called earlier in the season to get in that
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: ass said the same thing. Yep, I think is I
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: feel like over the season you have made some insightful
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: comments about how Kim Plath reminds you somewhat of your mother,
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: So therefore you're kind of predisposed to have some grace
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: for her a little bit because you're currently working out
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: your own relationship with your mother. So I can see
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: how you would see one shred of goodness in that woman,
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: whereas nobody else does. Yeah, but like you also tear
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: into her all the time, and we tear into her
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: every There is not a moment that goes by that
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not calling that bitch.
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: Out, dude, for real, you literally just talked about her.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: I won't stop.
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: And I talked about that last week. Like I said
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: one thing about Kim showing a little bit of growth
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: with her kids, Like I think it was in that
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: context of like, yeah, she loves her kids. I think
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: she does genuinely love her kids. Yeah, is she flaws
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: so far as she can?
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: Love? Right? Love exactly and a piece of shit love.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: These are questions we.
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: Ask exactly, Like I'm sorry that I saw a little
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: bit of humanity in her for one moment.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you wont with Olivia, and I think I
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: do sometimes you very begrudgingly. I gotta pull that shit
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: out from you like a demon.
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: You hate her too, though, I know, Yeah, so.
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: Olivia for me, Yeah, I have more grace for Olivia,
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: like across the board between you and I. I do
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: go out of my way to try and see the
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: goodness in Olivia, right, And I give her grace for
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: being young that Yeah, but I mean she's insufferable and
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: I cannot stand her, and I'm so ready to get
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: her off of my television. I know, I was texting
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: you like, oh my god, this whole episode there's been
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: no Olivia, and you know what, I like it. I
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: like it better.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: Great.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she popped on the television.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: They had to end this season with her very poignant.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: Hated that for me because you know, for real, yeah,
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: because a lot of people worship her. And that's like
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: my main criticism with Olivia. Like I don't like her obviously,
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: but like I just hate that everybody like by her
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: well little, but also I just hated everybody's like, oh
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: my god, Olivia, I love you, you can do no wrong.
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: You're so means and you've shown so much growth for what.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: Your twenty five year old No, she hasn't she.
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: It's just so annoying.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: So when people come for me because I'm outspoking in
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: my opinion, like.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: I and I come on, do you want to have
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: a podcast? We're just like everybody's saying the same thing
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: and trying not er people's feelings, like you're not always
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: going to agree with.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: Us, and that's fine, and our opinions.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Like let's hope you don't. Let's create something that we
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: say that makes you mad and it gets you to
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: think about it and then you can make a comment
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: or write it. And this person left to speak pipe
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: and also sent you a dirty DM. Yeah they did
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: call in your ass. Did they call you ignorant?
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Closed minded and biased. I'm just like, this is
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: so dumb. I mean, look, it's great that you disagree,
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: that's fine, but you don't got to be coming for me. Yeah,
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: and I don't care.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: I think we're like one of the only podcasts out
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: there that routinely get in her ass. And and I
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: think that's fair. Yeah, because she's done some shitty things.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: And some people say, well she had a bad season. No, bitch, no,
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: she's had season pun season. We watched every single she
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: has done some stuff like that's been out of pocket,
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: and so we're calling it out. But at the same time,
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: I can understand why a lot of people look up
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: to her. I honestly can. But it's truly thank you
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: for calling in and also writing. And I think this
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: person is a patron and like, yeah, I just we're
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: just saying we're just having differing it's fine, it's fine.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Though, I appreciate it and be
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: it just not so much. But I do. But I
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: also think we're pretty fair Jesus. Yeah, okay, back to
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: the episode.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: Get Off My Dick. But this episode was bullshit, Yeah,
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: because the whole episode was centered around Mariah's dumb idea
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: to have a Plath family concert. She organizes it, everybody
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: goes to this stupid fucking resort. No, it's soming up.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Everybody's getting ready for this stupid concert, and then, like,
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know, twenty seven hours, twenty four hours before
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: the concert, who is this concert for? Mariah has a
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: bomb to drop on Ethan and tells him, yeah, oh
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: my god, I have to tell you all. I'm talking
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: to my eggs. We talked for four hours in the
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: back of his Toyota Corolla and everything. He explained everything,
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: and it makes sense, and Ethan's like.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Pissed off, Yeah, because she's so dumb. Because you write
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: a whole album smearing this guy. Yeah, you make your
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: whole family hate him. You're putting us in this sad,
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: morose parade of yours and you're just gonna run right
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: back to him. And by the way, at the time
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: that they were allegedly seeing each other. He had a
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: whole ass I think wife and or girlfriend who was pregnant.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, child heavy, heavy with child.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: So that's probably what Mariah found out and then got
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: really upset about it. So she told her whole family
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: that he was cheating on her and or he was
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: married with a child on the way, and so that's
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: why everybody hates him. And now she just wants everybody
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: to accept him back into the fold because they talked
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: for four hours on the phone. She's just such a
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: dumb little girl. She's a domb, dumb little girl.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: She is so dumb. And then she invited him to
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: the concert, which I'm like, sweet, are we gonna see him?
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: No, but we don't.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: This is TLC. I would like to remind you, this
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: is TLC. They don't care about you.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: No, they don't. They don't care about you.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: They hate feelings. They hate us, they do.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: We are they're loyal fans watching all of this garbage
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: and our own investigative journalism around this for rasy Raccoons,
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: articles and reports about who this person is in pictures yep. Yeah,
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: and we can't even get this guy otherwise we wouldn't know. Yeah,
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: but it's so stupid. This whole thing felt super fucking
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: fake to me, and honestly felt like the family knew
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: that this was happening, like this was like a stunt
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: the whole family did because this was just like clickbait.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Honestly, like it was so this whole d This whole
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: season has been clickbait. There's been nothing going on, like
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: the the most that we learned was a little bit
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: about the divorce with Eathan and Olivia. But Olivia went
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: on that podcast, I think Sarah Fraser podcas She's like, yeah,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: we're not divorced, though Kim and Barry aren't divorced. We
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: never fucking talked about that. Yeah, we didn't talk about anything.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Just these pretend, ambiguous storylines that go nowhere. And then
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: that dog walker. Just nobody asked for the dog Walker.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: He's going to be on next season. I bet you.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Is it going to be a next season.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Yes, and it's going to be Olivia centered because that's
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: what all the Rabbit fans want.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: So Mariah steals away to go probably bang this guy,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: although he says they never had sex and I don't know, believer,
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but they spend time together She's being
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: very dramatic about it, like people don't know where Mariah is.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: She goes to I don't know whose birthday party they
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: were all meeting for Ethan's surprise birthday party at the restaurant.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: She sits down for three minutes total, and then she's like, okay, bye.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: She arrives late and then ye yep.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Goes back to probably talk to him or see him,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: and everybody's in a tizzy. And that's when Ethan tells
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: the family, well, mister potato heads and Micah does seem
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: genuinely concerned and or pissed mm hmm yeah, and so
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: he starts looking for Mariah.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, him, Isaac and Ethan, and I'm just like these
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: brothers like do care about their sister and they just
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: are like what the fuck? Like why is this piece
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: of dog shit even here? And why is he talking
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: to the time to be here? Yeah, Like why is
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: he talking to her dumb sister who doesn't fucking know
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: any better? Obviously, So they're going to try and find
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: her because Amber has her location. It's like a whole
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: fake chase. They find Mariah in the back of mister
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Potato ho Head's toyota Corolla that's tinted out to fil
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: They find her talking to him, and then we don't
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: get to see him. We don't even get to know
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: his name. No, we just know his name because of Reddit. Right,
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: thank you yet it but they blurted out and then
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: it's the next day.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care. I don't care about any of this.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Now the concert, everybody shows up to set up the equipment.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: It's a shit show.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Kim's hot and everybody. She's got her bass and like
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: it we're setting up, everybody's wondering where Mariah is? Is
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Mariah it gonna even come? Finally Mariah exits the elevator
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: in her black cat suit, look like a snack shit girl,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: but like arriving like a rock star. This jackle Word,
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: this bum ass concert with like senior citizens and Jerryatrice. Yeah,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: people from neighboring assisted living facilities like who don't know
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Yeah, to attend this concert and it's
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: just like a herringe. This is why we named this
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: podcast Reality TV Cringe for this moment in time, honey,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: oh my god.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: And I didn't realize that they were gonna go through
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: like so many songs, like I thought they were just
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: gonna perform like maybe one or two, but we have
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Mariah She Maria did like three fucking songs from her
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: album I Don't Care, and then the girls joined in.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: I do some hymns and then Johnny Cash.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, like, nobody's asking for this, nobody's check
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: for this, no, nobody is wanting this.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Well, in that fense, some of the senior citizens were
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: singing out louds.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: It's hymns from like the early nineteenth century or whatever,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: you're Protestant hymns that they grew up on. And they're
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: all in their eighties, septugenarians. Yeah, this was so whack, girl,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: it was some I'm just embarrassed for y'all because you
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: guys don't have the worldly experience to realize this is
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: such a shit show. And everybody's laughing at you. Even
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: those old people demented as they are laughing. The fuck
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: they are laughing at you. They're going back to their
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: assisted living facility, they're eating, they're pudding, and they're laughing
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: at you.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: They are laughing while also singing Keep on the Sunny Side, Yeah,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: which is a good song. I'm like, sure, but I
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: mean it was bad, dude, And it was just it
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: was so weird because I'm like, I know all of
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: this is to make some kind of narrative or so
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: a boe into it being like yeah, like we're a
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: happy family where we love each other, blah blah blah.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you could have done this any other way. Yeah,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Like you could have done this with like a family
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: restaurant meeting, like where like everybody's there for Ethan's birthday
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: and like congrats, it's fun. But no, we had this
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: whole episode centered around this dumb fucking concert.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Are they trying to launch careers? I know, like Lydia
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: has an album, Mariah has an album. Is Ethan contemplating
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: releasing and don't do it? Is Amber wanting to release
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: an album? I'm just wondering, like is that what we're
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: trying to do? I do know?
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, why bring the Plath family band back together
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: if like you're not going to produce any music for
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: us to listen to?
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: A crew? Can I go to any churches to play
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: this music? Because your mom's a hoe? I mean, your
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: mom's a straight up ho.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: True.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: What's she gonna do play bass with the wholess Yeah?
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: A church and make out with Ken Palmer in the bag.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, so crazy. So a couple of other things that
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: happened that we do need to discuss. Yeah, Kim and
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Ethan sit down and have a con though.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah that was nice.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean Ethan seems a little weird. Well, yeah,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: like she'd ask him pointed questions like how are you
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: doing with the divorce, than he'd like pause for five
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: whole minutes and then you look at her and smile. Yeah,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: it's just what's happening. I'm a little frightened.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Well, this is Kim Barry Plath's son. Yeah, so I
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: mean they're all fucking socially awkward to tell and they
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: don't know how to be real people in real society.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: So I mean that makes sense attracts and also you
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: know he's trying to figure out what his relationship is
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: with Kim. It's like this is their first like sit
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: down on camera really since all the ship blew up.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Like he's trying to be like, Okay, my mom's wearing
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: mini skirts and eating a racist alcoholic Ken Palmer and
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: she got a dui. They we're not supposed to talk about,
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: and like I'm still mad at her, but also I
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: love my mom like he's dealing with all of that.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish you would have just said something like
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I just find it rich, mom that you're here to
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: talk to me about my divorce when you shit on
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: this entire family with your diarrhea spray.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, I just really.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Find it interesting that you're trying to parent me when
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I'm twenty five years old, after like letting me be
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: a wild app animal who doesn't know how to use
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: an ATM or drink coke and stuff. Meanwow, you're out
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: in the barn eating M and m's and drinking vodka
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: from the fucking neck. I wish he just said something
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: a little bit like that. Yeah, but that's scary to
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: say though, And I feel like Ethan would have been
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: able to say that. But it's just like the audacity,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: the Kim dacity, Yeah, to sit there and like check
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: in on her son and like say, well, you really
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: deserve somebody. It's gonna be good for you and make
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: her little jobs at Olivia. And I'm like, Okay, you're
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: just not the right person to come with this message.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Maybe Barry, yeah, maybe Lydia, but you Kim, you fucking hypocrite,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: sit down and shut up.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: And also I'm like, you can sit there and say
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: that Olivia didn't treat him very well, which we can
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: have a debate about. I think that's true partially. But
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: then at the same time, like Kim, you also had
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: a hand in their marriage, I mean, according to Olivia,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: like you were hella fucking controlling, and like Olivia went
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: on TikTok recently and said that Kim forced TLC to
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: film their wedding, like against Olivia and Ethan's permission. This
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: is according to Olivia's Like I mean, take it with
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: a grain of salt, but she didn't want their wedding
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: to be filmed, and Kim forced it onto for the
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: show and everything. So like Kim acknowledged the fact that
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: you contributed to this and contributed to Olivia hating you,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Like there's reasons why this happened, Like you're not just
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: blameless at all of this, Like, yeah, Olivia sucked, but yous.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: So did you. Yeah, and you had a hand in
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: all of that. And frankly, I believe you did do
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: something funky with the credit card. I know you have
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: your truth, but you didn't share what it was, right,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Like there's something wrong with you. Kim can't take responsibility
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: for anything. A lah Cody Brown, of course.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why we didn't get to talk about your
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: dui a season because you told producers not to mention it.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Correct so stupid. And then we have this scene where
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Barry sits down with Ken Palmer and I know you
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: said last week you thought maybe Ken Palmer was going
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: to talk some smack, and I'm thinking that old man
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: is shaking in his boots with this cyborg stud Barry Plath. Yeah,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's just give me one, just give me
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: what reason girl to just lay you flat? You raseist
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: old man. But no, Kim didn't say anything bad and
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: they had a fake little conversation. Everything went well. I
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: thought Barry handled himself with a lot of class.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, I agree totally. And you could tell Barry was
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: a little not happy to be around Ken, but he
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: passed it off really well and he was like being
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: very tolerant in front of the kids. Micah says that
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: he respects his dad for that, and that was great.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: I'm just looking at these two men, these two specimens.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Why And I'm like, how did Kim go? I mean, look,
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: I know Berry's not like super attracted, Like I know,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: he's not like amazingly, but I mean, look at Barry's
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Barry Ken fucking Palmer, right, I mean, like, what the fuck?
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I don't understand.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: I don't get it.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: And the fact that the reality is that Ken cheated
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: with Kim, like that Barry was married to her when
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: y'all were fucking and he thought he was in a
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: real viable marriage, right, and you stole his woman. I
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: mean the fact that he sat there and had a
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: conversation with him, I was just like, wow, that that
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: is what the opposite of anger and hate is is indifference.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I think Barry's like, I'm indifferent. I'm up on Tinder
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: or whatever for middle aged people, farmers only. I'm looking. Yeah,
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I'm up on farmers only, looking for my little cowgirl
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: fitness running. That's what I'm into and it ain't Kim. Nope,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: ready to move on.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: And maybe that's what Barry's looking at the situation, like,
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, okay, you guys are together. Cringe. Look at
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: me and my hot body and my muscles.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Like, I think it's really interesting that mac raven is
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: saying that they're broke or that they're having financial problems,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: and if that is true, I wonder how long that
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: has been happening. Yeah, and whether like something's going on
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: with Barry and his profession. Maybe the money started to
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: run out or something, and Kim said, okay, let me
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: go fuck a Jamaican, this racist as old man.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Or Kim was taking money and hiding it and buying
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: booze and maybe gambling, you know, like she could have
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: been doing.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Some great drugs Eminem's cake.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Or maybe Barry was buying a lot of cake. I
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: didn't even realize that you're so bad.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: I don't like her.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I don't like she deserves everything. We say, yeah, yeah,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: is that it? Yeah, So everybody sings it sucks, and
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: we're gone to peace out. We're done.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Olivia's moving to d C to be next to Brendam
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: twenty minutes away.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Wow, what a kowinky dink that you're moving to d C.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: I literally don't fucking guess.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: She's just really, really, really really naive for all of
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: her projection of worldliness and insight. She's literally uprooting herself
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: from Los Angeles, where she had dreams to believe, like
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: she wanted to live in Los Angeles moving to DC
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: to be next to this dog walker and I'm like, okay, well,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: if you like it, I love it.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: I don't. I just don't give a shit. I don't.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: All right, are you ready to talk about secret lives
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: of Mormon wives? Yes, let's get into it. All right,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: we are back to talk about secret lives of Mormon wives.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: We are on season one. We are episode four, and
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: in my opinion, it is starting to get lit.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this was a good episode.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Whitney girl. Now we've been clocking her, that's where we
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: have been clocking her for being petty and pious, sanctimonious.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: But like in this episode, Demi got.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Her, Demi and Taylor a little bit, but Demi, Demi
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: got sorry.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I loved it.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh it was so good. Yes. So we start
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: the episode off with the girls heading to Park City,
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Utah or something for Macie's birthday. They're in two separate cars.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't remember who went with who.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Taylor's group ended up getting their first and this is
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: where she learns from some of the other girls that
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: they have problems with Whitney. And so that's where like
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: the first seed is planted. She's like oh, other people
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: don't like Whitney too. Other people think Whitney's.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: A bitch too.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: That's great to know. So then the other girls show up,
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Whitney buys them all matching sweatsuits. Cringe. It's all just
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: so they can create a TikTok later, right, they do
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: end up doing on the show.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I would totally wear those sweats though.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I mean they look like comfy sweats, but they're just cringe,
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: you know, Okay, like the group is just cringe and
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: TikTok is cringeky. But anyways, sorry, got it. They bring
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: they have their magic sweatsuits, and then Jen kind of
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: opens up to Jesse. I think about being the bread
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: winner with her and Zach because Zach's a deadbeat gambler popranic,
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: which I know we're going to.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Get into later, but I mean, I know we addressed
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: this a little bit last week, but like the mandacity
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: to be talking to Jen in any kind of way,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: as if you are the head of the household, when
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: you make no money, none, you are a literal failure.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: You look like Gary Busey and or a crackhead. You're
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: an evil person, You're a misogynistic asshole and you bring
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: nothing to the table. Literally, ask yourself, what do I
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: bring to the table with this veritable goddess of a woman?
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: You bring nothing? Let me answer that for you. Thank
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: you for asking. You bring nothing good to look at,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: No offense, no offense. I'm sorry, I should be better.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try harder with you. But not if it's
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: a man, No, I don't know. Standard not if it's
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: a misogynistic piece of shit like Zach Affleck. Yeah, I
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: will get in that ass.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Fuck this guy. Yeah, I mean, I can't wait till
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: we get to his gambling attict shit, like the next episode.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: I know I'm jumping ahead, but in the preview when
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: we're talking about Las Vegas and he's at poker and he's.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Like yelling at her because I think they go to
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: some strip club or something. Yeah, she gets really scared
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: because she knows he's because he's insecure, because you know,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: he's a fucking needle dick. You know, he's micro penis,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: tamper baby, ye, pamper boy. Yeah, so he cannot fathom
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: a night where she's at the Chippendalees or the Thunder
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: from down Under and she sees that there's a world
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: that exists where penises are larger than two inches. Oh yeah,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: and oh my god, does that threaten his masculinity? And
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I don't even I mean, he's only been in one scene.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: I hate him.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I hate him too, but from the clips I've seen,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: I'm like, he's such a piece of shit. But it's
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: like while because Jen is like this good Mormon, she
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: like actually wears the undergarments, whereas.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: All these other hose maren's.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: So she's wearing the undergarments. I wonder if Zach's wearing
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: his undergarments. Probably not, Probably not, because it's a man.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: She did forget her garments though, for the Park City,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Utah naughty girl Avenger Wow, bad Mormon. Bad.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: But she does talk about that, and we get into
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: that more when dem brings out this lovely group activity
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: truth Box, because this is such a good idea with
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: these fake ass hooes to bring out a truth box
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: and have them all right anonymous truth questions or truth
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: confessions or something, and then the girls read them out,
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: which is so good. We have dumb questions like you know,
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: who would you go loves being for? Who would you
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: whose husband would you fuck? And then Whitney gets asked,
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: why are you so jealous of Taylor? And Whitney's like.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Is it because all the clouds she got when this
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: swear scandal came out?
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Oh my god?
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Who asked that? I wonder somebody who's a genius? Oh?
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Probably Demi? Yeah, And Whitney skirts around it. She's like, well,
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: not jealous of her, of course not. I was just
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: upset that she got forgive, forgiven for her swinger stuff.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: But people are still mad at me for twerking in
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: front of my dying kid.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Who had RSV.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: Right, I don't get it, He's say.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. And then she defends the RSV video
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: too because it was such a terrible time and she
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: was trying to be positive and happy twerking in front
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: of her dead kid.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Well, but later, I mean, and we should say it
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: now because it makes sense that later Demi says that
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: they did ketamine one time, her and Whitney, and I
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: guess doing ketamine like causes this like soule excavation to
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: start looking at your psychology. And this is where Whitney
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: actually admitted that she posted that Towerking video with her
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: dying baby for clout and for clicks and for money yep.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: But Whitney will deny that to this day.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. And in the circle, in the truth circle,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: she's like, no, I mean he was getting better and
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: I was in a just joyous moment and I wanted
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: to dance. No you didn't, girl, I need to exploit
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: your baby.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Well, And that's what's like so crazy. That's just shows
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: how crazy Whitney is because I'm like, this wasn't an
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: appropriate video, Like you shouldn't have been working in front
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: of your dying kid with RSV, Whereas Taylor owned up
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: to the rumors, like she owned up to the fact
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: that yeah, I was swaying sheeting on my husband, like
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: I did a bad thing, Like she came out and
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: was open and honest about it. But Whitney can't be
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: honest about her RSVIA video. She can't be honest about
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: her gay husband. She can't be honest about shit, right,
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: So fuck Whitney. And then dem gets asked about calling
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Jen two Mormon, and they kind of have like a
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: little tiff about it because to me, he's like, you
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: just say it all the time, like you're acting like
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: you're a good Mormon, Like, shut the fuck up.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: You're constantly talking about your garments and everything, and it's
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: like very much yep. But then she's like, and you
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: would have only heard that I said that from one person,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: and that's Whitney.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: That's Whitney, right, And then Jen claps back and is like, well,
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: but what about the time that you called Taylor White trash?
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: So then it just gets escalated from here, and then
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Taylor calls out Demi for changing in front of Dakota
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: because Dakota was scandalized by it, which I'm just like,
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: this is so stupid.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Well, but I mean it was a fair point because
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Demi was trying to justify her calling Taylor White trash
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: by saying that, well, you are trashy though, because you
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: had this whole swinger scandal. And furthermore, we went to
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: a party and we thought we were just going to
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: hang out, but like, you were kissing my husband on
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: the top of his head. Yeah, and it was just
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: a weird swinging vibe and I had no idea. And
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: that's trashy. It's objectively trashy. So that's why I said
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: that I should not have said that to other people. Yeah,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: should have had a convo with you. It didn't do
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: that but she admits it, and then Taylor says, well,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: do you think it's trashy that you walked out in
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: front of Dakota with just bra on? Which is hypocritical? Sure, yeah,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: it's hypercritical. Yeah. So I liked how Taylor did that.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: I did too. I thought I liked their little quips
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: back and forth. But I did like how Demi was
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: owning up to what she said, like she wasn't trying
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: to skirt around shit like Whitney was. Demi was just like, yeah,
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't have said that. I'm sorry, like and was
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: actually apologizing and whatever. So after this whole truth box
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: thing to Demy's like that was a bad idea, I
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: feel obliterated by that, which she was a little bit.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: And then Whitney got mad at Macy for not defending
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: her during all of it, which.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Was so fucked up.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Whitney is so toxic. And then it's the next day
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: they're filming their dumb TikTok and their matching sweatsuits, and
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Taylor takes Whitney aside and it's like, oh, let's I
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: see you. I want to have a private conversation with you,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: and basically is like why don't you like me or
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: something like that, and Whitney's like, what, like, I just
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: didn't go to your baby shower because I don't think
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: we're like good friends.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Right, And so Whitney's trying to play it off like
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I don't actually have friend like feelings for you. It's
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: not a big deal. It doesn't have to be dramatic.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: And Taylor is saying, well, but I thought we were friends, like,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: and I did check in on you when you were
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: having your grinder scandal with your gay husband, and I
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: do care about you, so like when did this change?
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: And when He's like, I mean, I don't know it
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: just did. She was very dismissive of Taylor. I thought
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Taylor in that moment, in that argument, it wasn't even argument.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I thought she was being very conciliatory. I thought she
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: was like trying to find out what the problem is
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: so she could fix it. I think she was being
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: very humble and like Whitney was just sitting there as
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: if she were on a throne, honey, yeah, and like
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: putting her scepter down and saying no, I don't want
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: to be your friend. And I was just like, ew,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: you are the worst kind of woman. You've never been
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: checked by somebody else, Honey, it just takes one time, girl, And.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: I'm the woman to know it. I'm the woman to know.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: It that they get checked. And so actually the woman
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: to do it is to me. Because everybody's listening to
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: the conversation downstairs with Whitney and Taylor, and they can
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: hear how Taylor is trying and how much of a
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: bitch Whitney is being yep, and so they're talking about
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: it downstairs, and Demi is saying things like, I mean,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: it's just not okay, Like why are you talking to
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: and you talk to everybody else about her, but now
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: you have this moment to actually hash it out with Taylor,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: and you're not doing that. It's so fucked up. And
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: so Demi gets up, takes her happy ass upstairs, and
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: barges in on the conversation, which I oh.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: My god, queen shit, it was so good because she's
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: talking mad shit about Whitney downstairs, and all the girls
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: are agreeing with her, and even Mikayla, who's like BFFs
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: with Whitney. It's so wild. So she goes up there
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: and she's like confronting Whitney. About like why didn't you
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: go to the baby shower like Taylor thought you guys
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: were friends? Like why are you saying all this bullshit
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: to Jen? And then Jen's spewing it out to everybody else,
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: like what are you doing? And Whitney is defending it
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: every time, like she's like, well, I would tell Jen
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: all this stuff again, like I I don't think I
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: did anything wrong.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I just told Taylor to her face, So
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: what's the problem. Yeah, I just told her that I
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: don't like her right here, and Demi, He's like, well,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: then you're a shitty friend. Yeah, and you're a shitty
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: person for doing that, Like you're telling all these other
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: people all this crazy shit about Taylor, but like you
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: won't say it to her face. Yeah. It's shitty.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: That is hashtag shitty.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: And Whitney can't handle it.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, immediately starts crying.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: In the face of confrontation and nothing but facts. She
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: starts crying her tears.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Robin Brown tears, and then she's like, I gotta go.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: I can't stay in this conversation. Oh okay, So you
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: can spread gossip and derision among all these women and
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: never say a word to Taylor and just ice her
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: out and your mean girl shit. But like the moment
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: you're confronted by somebody who's also taking ownership for the
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: shit that she did, yeah, which did me has done,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Like you're just like gonna cry and run off.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: And play the victim. And then you have all of
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: your goons downstairs to you and they're like, oh my god,
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: You're feelings are totally valid, Like it's totally okay. And
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: when he's like, I'm such a pussy and I'm like
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: yelling at my TV. Yeah, you are a little bit
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: because you're fucking running away from confrontation. You can't just
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: own up to spreading bullshit around the group, and then
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: you're acting all fucking clues. So she's crying, and then
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: later that day I think they go out to dinner.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: No no, no, Well, then the girls confront her while she's
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: crying with her as to me, and Jessee and Taylor
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: come into the room that she's run off into where
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Jen and Macy are trying to comfort her, and these
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: girls come in to continue to have the conversation and
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: continue to basically call her out on her bullshit. So
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: she continues to cry yep, and it's actually Taylor, who's like,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: you know, I totally understand how you could have felt
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: the way that you did, and like it is trying
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: to extend an olive branch to her and like to
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: validate her a little bit in this moment, which is
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: ironic because you've been dragging her to filth in this
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: entire friend group and you can't wait to unseat her
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: as the queen of mom Talk, for sure. But she's
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: the one showing up to try to help.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: You, oh yeah. But Whinnie doesn't want any of it
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: because is also trying to root her and try to
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: be the queen of mom Talk. Like even in their
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: stupid video that they recorded, like Whitney's at the front
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: and center, she's in she's like in the focus. So
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: she's trying to be the head of everything, which is
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: funny because now she's not a part of mom Talk anymore.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Right, But she's coming back for season two because she
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: can't miss being on this super popular program. Yeah yeah,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: even though she's hated and she's the villain, oh for sure.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: So she's gonna come back next season trying to rebrand
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: herself and present herself in a different way.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: Yep. Definitely. And then is it that night, Yeah, that
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: they go to dinner, They get dressed, and again Whitney
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: is still fucking crying at the dinner table. This is
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: supposed to be Macie's birthday, supposed to be celebration. All
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: the other girls are sucking it up, faking it, trying
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: to be nice, trying to be there for Maci. But
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Whitney over there with her dumb hair and.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Her dumb dress. What are you a garment? I don't know, Like,
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: what are you literally wearying about?
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: It's so ugly. She's got weird fucking outfits, like she
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: wears a lot of weird stuff. But whatever, I won't
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: shame her for her out she choices.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Got gorgeous skin. I mean it is very white, but
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: it's like glass. It's like glass. There's not a blemish
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: on her skin.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: I want her skincare routine really beautiful.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: It's probably that Korean skincare honey ten steps and stuff.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, we need it, We do need it.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: We should crowdsource that. And then Whitney gets up from
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: the table to go to the bathroom. She comes back
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: with a cake and toilet paper on her shoes.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: So good, which was really good.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: And then you know, tries to be like, yeah, happy birthday,
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: we love you, may see whatever, and then in her
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: talking head when he's like, I stand by what it did.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally unrepentant.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: I don't think I did anything wrong. Like, girl, you're wax, Yeah,
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: you're crazy.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: She has an inflated idea of her importance in the world,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: and I think it probably shocked her when the season
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: finally came out and Taylor was the primary person and
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Taylor was the one that was centered, because I think
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: she fully believed that it was going to be her. Oh,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: but she couldn't carry it. And also the other girls
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: had a mutiny and didn't want her, didn't want any
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: of her shit. And we see in the future episodes
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: that Macy is going to start to realize just to
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Whitney is, everybody's going to get a glimpse of what
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: she's been doing behind the scenes. I can't wait. I
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: so wanted to binge the rest of it because I'm
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: just doing it week by week because you're making.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Me, well, maybe we should double up on the last
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: few episodes. I would like to Okay, are you okay
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: to do that?
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I can do it. Yeah, so next time we
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: come back, we'll cover two episodes because I think there's
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: only four more.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we might as well just yeah, let's go on.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I'm so entertained me too. Well, is there anything else
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: that we need to say to these beautiful raccoons before
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: we get up on Ada here Beachris?
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Well, if you love our podcast, I sure hope you
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: go to your favorite podcast platform and leave us a
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: glowing five star review.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: It really helps us grow the pup we're.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Trying to get famous out here.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, we will be back next week to talk more
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: triggering Cody Brown as Sister Wives, and also we're going
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: to come back, I guess with two episodes of mom Talk,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: and I wonder what other shows are coming up, because
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: I think that means we'll only have mom Talk through
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: October and then what are we gonna do? Have a
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: gaping hole stop like Cody's Boo Robin PAGs. Yeah, gaping
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: hole in the schedule like what's coming up in November
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: on the television.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't watch live TV, but I
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: need last Resort to come in.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've been waiting for Oh my god,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I need that. I actually really loved that last week too.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: That was so good I'd love to cover it again.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, let.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Us know what you guys are thinking and what you
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: guys want to still cover. On the General Pod, we
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: cover a whole bunch of stuff. On the Patreon we
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: were doing Smothered, We did couple's Therapy, Love after Lock
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: after lock Up, a lot of stuff over there, but
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: we'll be back next week. Until then, please do not
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: forget that we have nothing about love for you and peace.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: O nice my god,