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for sports betters. Anyway, um We're here we're
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back I Mean that really not much has happened.
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I mean preseason has has started. I haven't really
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watched too much of it aside from the The first
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half of the Titans game last week Which we totally
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forgot to mention because I also it kind of snuck
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up on me I really didn't know that it was it
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was gonna happen So, but we can get into that
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here in a minute. Chris, how are you? Doing good.
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Just one week closer to football, and that's
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all we can really do right now. Yeah, Titans
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played a football game. It was fine. It's preseason,
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so I haven't really kept up with too much. Other
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preseason. I know like Jeremiah love look good
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and some other rookies, but Haven't watched any
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other games. But um, yeah doing good one week
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closer football I've been counting down the days
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on my bedroom wall like I'm in prison So that's
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fun. Uh, yeah, can't wait Sean. Are you too?
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Good it's hot as fuck in Tennessee. Yes, very
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But I was walking the dog and a breeze rolled
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by and then a bunch of leaves fell to the ground
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And I was like, oh It's almost here fall football
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It's just weeks away. It's a message from God.
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So we're very very close Yeah, I wish he cut
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it out though with this heat is kind of crazy
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to get it. It's too fucking hot. Yeah. Has it
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helped with your mosquito issue? The leaves?
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No, if anything, it's made it worse. Mosquitoes
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like leaves. Probably not. I don't know. Just
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everywhere. They bite me. I have, I seriously,
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I counted like 37 mosquito bites on me the other
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day. Yeah. You need to go complain to your complex.
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What are they going to do? Kill them. Kill them
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now. They're just, they're, they, they fucking
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breathe in like a day. They can get too many
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people out there. Whatever that we did soon The
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leaves falling was a message from God Keep going
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hang in there. Yeah, you're almost there You
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got it Okay, well the Titans preseason game happened
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It was alright like I mean like Chris said I
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mean it's I mean, did you watch it Sean? I fell
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asleep. Okay Well, I didn't watch the second
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half because Ken Ward wasn't in it so I didn't
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really care but But that first well They were
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like he's gonna play 20 plays and he's coming
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out. I was like, all right. Well Let's see what
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happens and so it was it was pretty average honestly
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like not Not great He it kind of felt like he
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had a little bit of a some like some some preseason
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jitters or something Yeah, I was really trying
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I was like I don't overreact Week one preseason.
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It means nothing He did not look good. I Don't
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I think he only had like four completions. I
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not like 50 something yards just missing like
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Easy throws was a little bit concerning, but
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hopefully just a little rusty. I don't know,
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but it's week one pre -season, not overreacting.
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If it happens the next two, which I don't even
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know if he's going to play the next two, but
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if it happens again, then I'll be like, okay,
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maybe a slight cause for concern. But yeah, not
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going to overreact. Trying hard not to overreact.
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Defense looked like shit. Secondary's godawful.
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That was like, Just getting like because our
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starters play at least in the secondary I believe
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for the most part and just getting torched by
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the B squad for the 49ers is I was bad this flock
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dude Better get his shit together. He was getting
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picked on all night by like like I said some
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like fourth string slot receiver Who's it who's
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this flock guy I don't I don't know where he
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came from. I remember we signed him in the off
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season. I was like, I don't like it. That's a
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bad name. Flot is not, was that him? I can't
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remember. I think. Oh, that was, um. Alante Taylor
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came over from the Saints. Yeah. But I can't
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remember. He might be the Giants. Block might've
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been from the Giants. I think it was. Cordale
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Flot. Flot? Flot. F -L -O -T -T. Hmm. I don't
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like that. Yeah, it came from the Giants. Yeah,
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I remember when we signed, I was like, I have
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no idea who this guy is. No idea if he's good
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or not. That's not a good, like, strong NFL last
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name. And yeah, he was shit. Don't want to single
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him out. Everyone else was bad as well, but that
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was concerning. So hopefully, hopefully we'll
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tighten that shit up. Hopefully. I don't know.
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That was bad, but week one preseason, not going
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to react. Right. Um, prime time this week. Yeah.
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We were prime time. Like we're NFL network, like
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national TV. Well, no, we get the, we get the
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Fox slot on Sunday. Yeah. That's what you all
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said. The first game was NFL night. And no other
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games were released. We were the last game to
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kick off. The only game on Sunday. Only game
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on Sunday. It's prime time, baby. It's our one
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prime time game of the year. Yeah. We do preseason.
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Nissan Stadium will have a prime time game this
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year. Look at him go. Stupid. But yeah. We won
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though? Yeah, we'd won. I didn't watch any of
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the second half. I think I saw a couple clips
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of Will Levis being an idiot. I think I might
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have seen something. I don't know. I changed
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it at halftime and we were watching something
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else and I kind of got distracted. I was like,
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oh, second half's about to start. I don't care.
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So yeah, I didn't watch any of it. I heard The
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other is a Trubisky now. Mm hmm. Yeah, I heard
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he was fine. I cool. I hope he never plays. Right.
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Yeah. But if he does. Doesn't look terrible.
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Yippee. It's probably one of the better backups.
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I'd say so. Yeah, you. You need to look fucking
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sick. Yes, I was about to say that the uniforms.
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We're pretty good. Yeah. Turned it turned on
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the NFL network and it was our like pregame there
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out there. I was like, yeah, I got a half. These
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things are fucking awesome. Yeah, they look really
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clean. Super, super clean. Yeah, hell yeah. Looks
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like the future, like I'll say that. Like it
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like I don't mean that in like a good way. Like
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a positive like oh, they're they're gonna win
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six Super Bowls kind of way like it actually
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looks like They're from the year 2026 Like yeah
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You understand what I'm saying? Yeah, I know
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it's very modern. Yeah, yeah But it looks sleek
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enough Where it would be in the chrome future
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from that one spongebob episode? Yes, it was
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so clean Yeah. So fresh and so clean. Yeah, I
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got to give me one of them. Yeah, me too. I don't
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have any active Titans players jerseys, so. Yeah.
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Was that it? Is that really what since last?
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I mean, I mean. In terms of like football, yeah,
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pretty much. Dude, I'm I'm dying. Yeah, it's
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we're it's close enough to where it's like, okay,
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we're almost there. But I mean, every day is
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a slog. Yeah, it whenever we all used to work
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together. Well, actually, it was just me and
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Chris at the time and we were we were listening
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to sports radio over the summer. It's like right
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before preseason is like they're they're fiending
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for something to happen to talk about. And like,
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because like, Dude, I remember that one fucking
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guy was like, what the fuck was his name? He
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was like, this guy is our third receiver. Do
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you think that's good? That's oh, yeah. Whatever
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the fuck his name was. I can't even remember.
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It was it was Jaren, but like. Fucking what?
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What was the player's name? I don't call it Freeman.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you feel confident
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in this team that Kaleef Raymond is the third
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wide receiver? Shut the hell up, man. Pick something
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else. Talk about your life. Anything. He doesn't
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get paid to talk about his life. Paid to talk
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about sports. Pick a different sport. I don't
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we don't need to talk about Titans third string
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receivers. I'm just saying like if you're trying
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to fill an 18 hour like block. of Nashville sports
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during the summer. You're going to go over a
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few things a couple times. In that day. And you're
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going to be scraping the bottom of the barrel
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to do so. Yeah, it feels it feels like we are
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about to. Receive a really bad tweet from Emanuel
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Ocho. That just screams hey man. You. Do you
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really not have anything else to to think about?
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Because that guy I mean like I don't even know
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if if I would I mean he he I mean he's probably
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had some bad takes who hasn't um but like some
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of his tweets like I remember the last one was
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like greatness equals championships times longevity
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or something and everybody was just like shut
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the hell up man It's it's like it's like it was
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like it was like mid -july, I think Everybody
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was like him in you really got nothing else to
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think about got really nothing else to say Don't
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say it unless you gotta for money so I don't
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know It feels like we are we're due for for one
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of the one of the fame one of his famous tweets
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He's been going to war, at least he was earlier
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this summer with WNBA takes. I don't care about
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him. Right. I don't even care about the takes
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he has on the sport. He actually watches. I don't
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care about the sport. He pretends to watch. Yeah.
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He doesn't nobody that like none of these like
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national media people actually watch the WNBA
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like that are commenting all this social justice
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hoopla and whatever like nobody Nobody watches
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it The women don't even watch Who knows probably
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not some say that yeah You could find data that
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supports that Some some do say that Yeah Some
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do say that Shit, man. I Really don't have too
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much else. So we had the Jaden Daniels. Oh, yeah
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nonsense That happened that's a good one. Okay
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retard that was That Now, I will say, I don't
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think it, I don't think he gives a shit. It's
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his mom doing all this because it wasn't statement
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from Daniels. It was statement from the Daniels
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family. Uh, they're sent a cease and desist to
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LSU football for a guy wearing number five. Um,
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yeah, it's, it's his mom. His mom is the worst.
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They can't, they can't take them to court. No,
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they can't. No. Like they can't know they can't
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do anything because it's not illegal Right his
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number is not retired Yeah That it's such a it's
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such a weird one like Of course, I think there's
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a big portion of this that is being blown out
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of proportion More than it more than it is did
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just because like That's that's that's a lot
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of hoopla for just a stupid number and like he
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wasn't even Like he didn't we even win a natty
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No, I mean won a Heisman. He had a Obviously
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won Heisman but had phenomenal season. But yeah,
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that team was like what seven and five like like
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burrow won Heisman and a national championship
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and I mean, I don't think anyone wears number
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nine. That's definitely a more like five can
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be worn by pretty much anyone. Nine is like a
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pretty much quarterback only number. And you
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have to be a fucking idiot to be a quarterback
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and wear nine unless you. Yeah, I think I think
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I heard something today that was like they they're
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like, we're not like the number isn't like nine
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isn't retired. But like whenever someone wants
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nine, we're like No. Essentially, essentially,
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that's what happens. But like, is this the one
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time that Lane Kiffin is is not the agitator?
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Yeah. I don't I have no idea if what he even
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really said on the subject, because any time
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I actually try to read up on those, I just got
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angry. I don't. Yeah, I think he was just like,
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I think, I think the guys, I wouldn't know. I
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know he's like a DB, but I don't know his name.
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I think he's going to continue to wear it. I
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hope so. It would be nonsense. It's like, you
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know what? Mrs. Daniels, you're right. I'm not
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going to wear this anymore. I think, I think
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it's a quarterback. Oh, I thought it was a DB.
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I mean, I, I could be wrong. Um, but I, I think
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that's why it was such a big deal because it
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was a quarterback wearing five. Um, but like,
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I mean, numbers retired in college is like, as
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far as I know, pretty rare. Correct. Yeah. Yeah.
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Um, I think trying to like Auburn just retired
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cam Newton's last year, I believe two years ago.
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And he is like, other than Bo Jackson, the best
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athlete who's played for that school. And they.
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just retired it. So yeah, it's, it's not super
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common. Like, um, Florida has retired Tebow's,
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um, and that's good. There was a quarterback,
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uh, two or three years ago, war 15, and he was
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ass. Um, yeah. Yeah. There's not Colorado retired,
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infamously retired, uh, Travis Hunter, Anshidore
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Sanders, there's your numbers. Um, Good for them.
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That's the only I think those are two of the
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three numbers that they the school has ever retired
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or at least the team Yeah, it is definitely not
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as common as like as pro sports And like is it
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isn't Payton Payton's number retired Yes, Tennessee,
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I don't know because they have like the numbers
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and like the Um, obviously like the names, like,
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like, like not hung up, but like up in the stadium,
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but I feel like I've seen, maybe I have, maybe
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I'm making this up, but I feel like I've seen
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someone where 16, like within the last 10 years,
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I don't think you ever played, but maybe I'm
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wrong. Maybe I'm just making that up, but I feel
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like I've seen a 16 once or twice, like in the
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last five or 10 years or so. Yeah. The general
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consensus. Mean, I guess outside of Colorado
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is like you gotta be pretty damn good and you
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kind of have to be good for like kind of a you
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know kind of a long time and like Jane Dana's
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won the Heisman sure But like fuck how long ago
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was that that felt like a down year in a and
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just kind of like quarterbacks it was I mean
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doing it he put up some phenomenal stats, but
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It was mainly because his team was losing a lot
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of times because their defense was so bad. Right.
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Yeah. And I remember some potential stat padding
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when they were kind of kicking the shit out of
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some lesser teams. Brian Kelly would leave him
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in for longer than a star quarterback would normally
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be in. But I mean, yeah, phenomenal season, great
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for solo season. But yeah, he was not like Joe
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Burrow who dominated college football, winning
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national championship. It had arguably the best
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season a college quarterback has ever had. Yeah,
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quarterback and one of the best offenses ever.
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The best teams ever. Yeah. Yeah. That guy who's
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wearing number five is a corner too. Ah, okay.
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I saw something. I have no idea if it was like
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Current like it was I don't know if maybe this
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is like an older video that just kind of fit
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and somebody was like Just sharing it. So I was
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like multiple I think was like a lot of LSU players
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I don't know if it's every single one but a lot
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of LSU players wore number five in like practice.
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It's like a fuck you Yeah, I saw that too and
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I do think the memes are getting a little bit
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out of hand like as soon as the brands start
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start getting in on it It's like alright Let's
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yeah, what don't it down once it gets corporate
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level. That's when the memes usually die Right.
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Yeah, but it shows how ridiculous you're being
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Yeah, that is true. Yes That's a good indicator
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on how ridiculous how ridiculous this issue is.
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Yeah. Yeah He's got to have an amazing season
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yeah Like if he sucks, like he's going to get
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clowned all year. Not saying he doesn't deserve
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it, but just he has to be awesome again. Yeah.
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Last year sucked for him. I watched quarterbacks.
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He was like injured for like the whole season.
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He was like, it was just him on the couch for
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like the whole season. And I was like, damn,
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this is quarterbacks. the one that are more than
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are born markets more reps that they are no yet
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heard some of these in a play this year Yeah.
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I mean, good for him, but that's crazy on our
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boss part. Like your star quarterback going to
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a second year. He's got shit rocked. All right.
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You can count to five, get back out there. Did
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they win? No. Wait. Yes. I'm gonna say, yeah.
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Harbaugh doesn't lose in the preseason. I'm pretty
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sure that one. Because that's. Probably why?
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But who cares about winning these things? I'm
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just saying. No, I don't care. They lost to them.
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When did they play? I was trying to find. Yeah,
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that's the Vikings 13. Well. It is all for not
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Colts Patriots ended in a tie. Get get get get
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those out of the way in the in the preseason.
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Well, they like they don't do overtime in the
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preseason. Yeah, so Yeah, just get those out
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of the way. I Feel like they could like do something
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fun with that do like a few goal kickoff or something
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Just something fun Like for the people there
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was like nobody wants to be a preseason game.
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Anyway, let alone soon in a tie Yeah, yeah, there's
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something for kickers. Yeah, you start at the
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20 then 30 35, 40. Just keep going back until
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someone misses. Or do you don't even do it with
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kickers? You do it with like position players.
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Let's let's be realistic. I don't think people
25:06
are still fighting for their jobs. That's OK.
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But like a kicker, you've got your like you've
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got your job and let some teams. Yeah, that's
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true. OK, I thought that'd be funny. It's like
25:18
it'd be like a shootout with hockey. but you
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just do like, you just rotate different guys
25:23
in every round. What, what if, what if you do
25:28
a kickoff shootout and whoever runs it back first
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wins? So someone's just going to get like lit
25:37
up probably. Yeah. Some undrafted free agent
25:42
out of like an FCS school is going to tear his
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ACL of his dreams shattered. It probably get
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a bunch of special teams players jobs. It could
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maybe, I don't know. I just started out there.
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Yeah, while we're spitballing here. Well, yeah,
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Jaden Daniels five preseason. Yeah, I think that's
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it for the preseason. They wouldn't get like
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hurt or anything. Trying to think I felt like
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there was something else by though. I did see
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the electrical substation tweeted at us Because
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who? the Titans Oh Sorry the Titans Because Tony
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Pollard Nick Singleton didn't practice today
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car now Tate took a rough hit and Was pretty
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slow to get back up And it was like, I just remembered
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that the 49ers had the Titans practice directly
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next to the electrical substation last week.
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The electrical substations tweeted a picture
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of the member berries. God. Are we playing the
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Niners again? No. No, it's lingering effects.
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Yeah. Oh, okay. It's just they were they were
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there last week. Right, and so now they were
27:20
still there stacking up. Okay, I Swear to God
27:23
if someone actually has like an real injury and
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is out for any sort of significant time Like
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no one should ever play in San Francisco ever
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again Yeah boycott it You know that you know,
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there's there's players in there that are like
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I Don't I don't like this. Oh, yeah, like Even
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if it's not The substation something's going
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on over there. Like this is like it's something.
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I don't know if it's not the substation. We all
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know it is, but I'm just saying if let's let's
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just say it's not something is wrong. Yes, something
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is wrong. No one should want to play there other
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than the fact they win a lot of football games,
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but. I think I heard on a podcast that like Robert
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Sala was asked about and he was like, honestly,
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we don't pay too much attention to it. But you
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know, it's it's something that people are gonna
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kind of run into. It's a cover up. Right. That's
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exactly what I'm like, he's very happy to be
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out of there. Yeah, he took the first job he
28:36
could get out of there. He came here. Yeah. Not
28:39
all he's not allowed to talk about the electrical
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substation a price probably as an MBA. Yeah.
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And it's gonna come to his house with a gun if
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he talks about the American Dale straight up
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We're not playing in Australia just to get away
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from this thing I go halfway around the world
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to not get injured Dude I forgot that was like
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the second game of the year. Mm -hmm. I've I
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Was like I was like, look at the schedule. I
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was like, oh yeah, that is like the second on
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Thursday night. And we have a Wednesday night
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game for some reason, but I'm not going to complain.
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That was peculiar. Yeah, I would, uh, I would
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hate to play the Australia game just to be quite
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honest, like they're going to get there like
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a week before to acclimate and it's going to
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take like three days. So they're going to be
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fucking wiped for three days. You can't even
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enjoy the shit that's around. Are they in Melbourne?
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Are they in Sydney? Do we know? I mean, we probably
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know, but I think it's Melbourne, Melbourne,
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Melbourne. I mean, I don't know what's in Melbourne,
29:56
but it's Melbourne. It's not Melbourne, Melbourne.
30:01
That's how they say it. It's like, they can't
30:06
even like enjoy it. And then like, as soon as
30:08
the game's over, they're going to be on the plane.
30:12
They're gone. Yeah, it's in Melbourne. I do.
30:17
I do want to hear if they have any, uh, if any
30:22
players have any stories about any spiders or
30:25
large bugs, perhaps a poisonous mammal slash
30:32
reptile to be a fly on the wall. If they do in
30:38
Australia, you'd be a pretty big fly. You would
30:41
be a pretty big fly. Everything's big over there.
30:46
All the bugs. Yeah. Well, shit can kill you.
30:51
Going all the way down there to play a team that's
30:53
like an hour up the road. And more than an hour.
31:00
I know, but it's close. Yeah. Same state. Yeah.
31:05
Let's go halfway around the world. Yeah. Good
31:10
job, Kadel. I hear you. She good else it was
31:15
saying it's pretty much inevitable. We're gonna
31:17
have an international team at some point. I Don't
31:21
like the logistics of that me either it's gonna
31:23
it's bad I was hoping this was put to bed like
31:27
a few years ago, but Fuck we're gonna get some
31:33
London team wake up 9 a .m. Every Sunday. I Mean
31:40
it would what what? Division, would you even
31:45
put them in? It'd be an odd number of teams.
31:51
Maybe they'll make two international teams. They
31:55
just play each other like 14 times. No, no, we
31:57
play in West London. They got like a billion
32:01
soccer teams in London. They can have two NFL
32:04
teams. That's very true. That is very true. They
32:08
could do it. A surplus of stadiums. Yeah, wouldn't
32:14
be fun. Like, uh, how would, how would the logistics
32:19
of that work? Like would they be like here for
32:21
six weeks and then go back for, for another six
32:23
weeks? I have no idea. I hope they just do it
32:27
like in Mexico or Canada or something and not
32:30
on the other side of the planet. Yeah. If you're
32:34
going to do an international team, like Toronto's
32:37
got to be like the easiest option, right? Probably.
32:42
Toronto is just the easiest Yeah, I mean they
32:46
got the CFL up there so they know about football
32:50
not the right kind but You know, I don't know
32:55
I don't know the difference between CFL and NFL.
32:58
I'm gonna be real I know it's bigger. Does it
33:01
feel bigger? It feels wider and the end zone
33:04
is like 20 yards instead of 10 The goal post
33:09
is I think I think is in the front. Instead of
33:13
the back like it used to be and like in in the
33:16
60s that there there's lighters are all the way
33:20
up. That makes sense. What are what are sliders?
33:27
You know, like in sports games when you turn
33:30
your sliders like all the way you turn like the
33:32
opponent sliders like all the way down to make
33:35
him super easy. OK, yeah. I thought you were
33:38
referring to a real life thing. No, not the small
33:42
hamburgers. I mean, like, I mean, like video
33:45
games, like on NHL or in Madden. Yes, it's all
33:50
clear to me now. They're, they're called sliders,
33:52
I believe. Yes, they are. Yeah. I thought I was
33:59
missing. So I thought there was something in
34:01
CFL called slide like a You didn't know about
34:05
the CFL selectors? I thought there was like a
34:08
physical item. It's a collectible. Like the fucking
34:19
the orange things and I'm on each side of the
34:23
the the end zone. The pylons? Yes, the pylons.
34:28
Yes. I thought. like they just call them that
34:32
and you know they have weird names for things
34:35
sure yeah sure i mean that's a pilot it's a funny
34:42
word i don't know if it's like a weird word i
34:46
mean all words are like made up of something
34:48
you know well i i just you just don't find things
34:52
as yeah i i get what you're saying but You hear
34:59
a word over and over again it starts to not sound
35:01
as weird I guess Well, I mean they call hats
35:05
tokes That's weird Are we talking Canada or just
35:09
like I said like yes like, you know like Canada
35:13
Calls things, you know different things I see
35:18
what you're saying. Like yeah, like that's like
35:20
that's what I was saying like like like I didn't
35:22
know if they called the pylon the slider Alright,
35:28
we're we're going way too far. I understand now.
35:32
Yeah, we're on the same page. Okay. Yeah. Took
35:36
us a minute. But yes, the CFL is the NFL with
35:41
the sliders all the way. Yeah. Adjusted. Yes.
35:46
The end game sliders. Yeah. Not small hamburgers.
35:53
Either way this goes, we should get some of them
35:55
bitches after this. I've been thinking about
35:59
sliders. I've been thinking about fitting it
36:01
in sliders, man. There's one for crystals that
36:06
smell bad but taste so good. Yeah, it smells
36:10
like sweat and onions. It smells like farts.
36:14
It's just gross. I like the chicken ones. Those
36:20
are pretty good. I do like the chicken ones.
36:22
The chicken minis are good. I had a teacher in
36:25
high school one time. He was the offensive line
36:29
coach for the football team. He told a story
36:32
once. He was either in high school or college.
36:37
He ate 20 feet. Him and his friends went to Crystal,
36:42
got a shit -time. He sat in like that 15 -minute
36:45
car ride on the way back. He ate 24 little crystals.
36:50
That's literally just going like... He didn't
36:54
even enjoy it. that's true. It's like I don't
37:25
wanna be seen in public with these things. I
37:28
gotta eat all the evidence before someone finds
37:31
out. They'll know about your farts. But then
37:36
they get in your car and you're like, you've
37:38
been eating crystals? What? No. Me? What? Who
37:45
does that? What crystals do you eat? So for the
37:49
course of several months. Let's let's move on
37:55
from sliders. Sean, did you have a thing? Oh
37:59
yeah, it is kind of going back to sliders a little
38:01
bit though. OK, never mind. Let's go. Connor
38:07
McDavid is the first NHL player in the 99 club.
38:12
For EA sports. Something like ever. Yeah, yeah.
38:21
Interesting. I mean they haven't really been
38:23
doing this like ratings thing like all that long
38:27
That actually like means something because that's
38:30
really more for like online play and stuff. But
38:33
you know what I mean? Yeah Yeah, it's um in my
38:41
opinion I think NHL is a little bit late to the
38:45
game yet again like every other video game has
38:49
99 overall play I don't know about mlb, but The
38:55
NFL like have like 10 or 11 every year. Which
39:01
is insane. I'd rather you not have any than have
39:05
the amount that Madden has. Right. But like.
39:12
You should have one, you know, like one really
39:16
good player like this. This guy's the best. Connor
39:20
McDavid is the best player in the NHL No question
39:25
like Like this was like literally only I mean,
39:31
I guess I wouldn't have said this was a matter
39:34
of time but like as the similar to the other
39:38
games like as the season goes on like ratings
39:41
get updated and you know the players that are
39:44
like worthy of getting a ratings update they
39:48
get them and so like It's not a matter of time
39:53
in terms of like season, season long progression,
39:56
but like, I guess it was a matter of time for
39:59
like a starting point, which is very hard for
40:04
Connor McDavid to get any higher than where he
40:06
currently is at. So this makes sense. He's the
40:11
fastest player. I think last year he was 98 and
40:15
everybody was like, What the hell like just give
40:19
him one more point he's obviously the best at
40:23
what he does Yeah, like I feel like it might
40:27
be a pro series every time I've done them. It's
40:30
like if I max out offensive awareness Wrist and
40:34
and slap shot power and wrist and slap shot accuracy
40:38
and speed That's that's that kind of it it's
40:44
not enough like it Well, I get to like a 96 and
40:49
I guess I also fight a lot so so that one goes
40:51
up as well Because I mean who doesn't But but
40:59
yeah, so Yeah to your point Sean it feels like
41:05
if you do max out like five stats it's like all
41:08
right you There's not really much more progression
41:12
you can do here, but Connor McDavid Mean like
41:17
he's been playing really well defensively as
41:19
well and also like I Could never fucking like
41:24
Deke and shit on be a pro. So like he's obviously
41:27
the best at that And so it makes sense. I Don't
41:32
know but but yeah, yeah There are four 99 overall
41:43
rated players and Madden 27 Can you guess them?
41:49
No. Stafford. Stafford. Stafford? Stafford. One
41:58
of his newest teammates. Poker? No, no. Miles
42:04
Gannon. Yes. There's two. Can we get MVP? Yes,
42:16
Josh Allen. And this one is, uh, I thought Josh
42:23
Allen, that was two years ago, wasn't it? Josh,
42:26
Matt Stafford was MVP this year. That's why I
42:29
assume he's 99. He is. I thought I was two years
42:33
ago thinking that. Yes. Matt Stafford being 99
42:35
is crazy. That's wild. Just saying. There's another
42:41
one. That's the event. That's a little more out
42:43
there What's the other position? It's tight ends
42:48
Kelsey's too obvious. Oh, it's the fucking guy
42:53
in Arizona. Yeah trade McBride 99 overall am
43:00
I Crazy like I feel like I know he's very good
43:04
What the hell I mean, is he the best tight end
43:13
in the league? I mean, I guess he has to be.
43:17
Maybe it's just because that team's so bad. I
43:19
never like hear anything. Yeah. I can't really
43:27
name another tight end that's better than Trey
43:29
McBride. I thought Tucker Crafters having a pretty
43:32
damn good year until he got hurt. Yeah, I don't
43:36
think he's going to be ready. I've been hearing
43:38
stuff that maybe craft mean may not be good to
43:41
go. Well, that makes me sad Good Dale hates white
43:47
boys with a little bump a little bit of motion.
43:50
I mean he did lead the like tight ends and receiving
43:54
yards by A thousand so hmm. That's a lot. Yeah.
44:01
He had 12. He's their only receiver That is true.
44:08
Yeah. He had 1 ,239. The number two was Kyle
44:12
Pitts, uh, with 928. Whoa. Kyle Pitts. Watch
44:20
out. Breakout year. All right. That's very surprising
44:24
to me. Breakout year loading for Kyle Pitts.
44:30
Get your mock dress ready. I can't do it again.
44:34
I can't do it again. I think you've done it like
44:37
three years in a row or something like this.
44:39
I had him in like a keeper league and I kept
44:42
him three years, three years too long. I think
44:46
last year was the first year I did. I mean, have
44:50
you seen his stats? He has his best year every
44:55
year because his first year he had one touchdown.
44:59
His second year, two touchdowns. His third year,
45:04
three touchdowns. I thought you were gonna go
45:06
four touchdowns. No, his fourth year, four touchdowns.
45:12
Excuse me. Took me a minute to get out there.
45:15
Fifth year, five touchdowns. So in five years,
45:23
he has 15 touchdowns. Yeah. This is a pattern.
45:29
This is not by coincidence. This is not a coincidence.
45:36
This is the sixth year Six touchdowns trying
45:39
to look trying to look up if there's a ooh Over
45:45
under four and a half touchdowns for Calvin's
45:48
this season I'll lock that in right now. I Had
45:54
totally forgotten about that Nugget yeah, I think
45:59
next week we need to come a little bit more prepared
46:01
with player props and division winners and well
46:06
maybe not division winners because somebody could
46:09
still break their ankle in preseason. I need
46:16
to start gambling again. I actually do have a
46:27
prop that I do want to talk about. Cameron award
46:32
on us Well, I mean I came over this today I Mean
46:38
for the whole show we've been doing this for
46:40
50 minutes Yeah, I was waiting for the right
46:43
moment because like normally we do these normally
46:46
that Chris has some picks that he brings towards
46:48
the end of the show and so I was kind of Lump
46:52
it into all that but anyway Cameron Ward is over
46:56
under on passing touchdowns this year 19 and
46:59
a half Can you guess how many he had last year?
47:05
15. I would say it wasn't that many. It was 15.
47:09
He just needs five more touchdowns with a far
47:14
better team. Don't hate that. Listen. Plus 100.
47:25
Listen, he's got some better teammates. Offensive
47:27
line a little beefier. I think maybe if I'm remembering
47:30
correctly Got some better pass catchers got Wondell
47:34
Robinson Now we have carnell tate now and we
47:40
still have Calvin Ridley hey He could do it He
47:46
he definitely could yeah, I don't hate that because
47:49
yeah 15 last year with that Receiving core is
47:53
pretty impressive Yeah. Sorry, Chris. I don't
47:58
think he scored a touchdown to like week three.
48:01
If I remember correctly, it's the Rams, like
48:05
three. I think that was three. I think you're
48:09
right. Cause Denver, we just kicked a shit ton
48:14
of field goals. I think. Do we even score a touchdown?
48:19
Pollard might've gotten one. Yeah. I think he
48:21
might've ran one in. Um, and then we got blasted
48:25
by green Bay in week two. No, that was to what
48:29
when um, my ears are my ears are running together
48:35
Cam ward had 15 passing touchdowns last year
48:39
Okay, I looked it up I like that. So the players
48:45
on the fucking schedule stupid Google Yeah, he
48:54
has like five more better teammates. Yeah, I
48:57
was gonna say. He has three, because Ridley was
49:02
hurt most of the year last year, was he? I think
49:05
he was hurt for a significant portion. So if
49:08
he can just stay healthy and be serviceable,
49:11
yeah, it's three new essentially receivers. Compared
49:17
to last year's team. Gunner. Gunner. Deep he's
49:21
gonna have a breakout season. I think he's gonna
49:23
do really well. Yeah They've 19 and a half just
49:29
five more Just get this from Stephen shit No
49:34
He tweeted this to that nerd. Oh, well fuck Well,
49:43
whoops, that's okay. I mean, it's your own original
49:48
thought I'm sure well is not the only person
49:52
that is back. Yeah Right So, oh, yes. All right.
49:59
Well, there's two futures came warden cow pits
50:04
It was a week two with the Rams, okay, but we
50:11
play them week three I also thought week three
50:16
go to the schedule last year and I'm just like
50:19
This was so rough yes, it was there's a there's
50:23
just so many one possession games, too It's like
50:31
that um, yeah the Cardinals game was hilarious
50:35
though we won but damn so that was hilarious
50:40
that was just a Comedic performance really by
50:47
both teams Now let him have it. You can have
50:53
it. You can have it. Tyler Lockett's only touchdown
50:56
as a Titan, maybe? When he recovered the fumble
50:59
in the endzone? Yeah, maybe. Chargers, 2720.
51:07
Texans, 1613. Seahawks, 3024. 49ers, 2437. That
51:17
one's not as close, but... Remember that game
51:20
being fairly close. We were in it. Yeah. Yeah,
51:23
I think it was like they pulled away like last
51:25
10 minutes I believe but yeah, we were in it
51:29
We're in that sea horse game, too Right there.
51:34
Yeah Now look at other games like 41 20 Colts
51:38
Yeah, not even close. That was rough. Yeah Titans
51:42
overs, baby Titans overs Yeah, these are these
51:49
are all overs. This is great. Yeah, because the
51:51
offense was like competent enough to get two
51:53
or three touchdowns and the defense was ass.
52:00
Total of 46 pats Titans. 1438 Titans Colts 2720
52:09
Chargers Titans and it fell off Titans. Texan
52:13
1613 Seahawks that game for that Texans. Nobody
52:18
can move the ball at all in the first. No. The
52:23
Browns game. What an emotional roller coaster
52:26
that was. Yeah. Forgot, yeah, this Saints game
52:34
to 3426 right there, man. It's eight points.
52:39
We talked about last week. last week how to Sean
52:42
Watson's probably going to start for Cleveland.
52:45
Yeah. Okay. I can't remember. I think he is.
52:47
Yeah. I can't remember if we talked about that
52:49
or not, but yeah, good. Everyone deserves a third
52:52
chance or the chance at life, but I'm just getting
52:58
fucked that guy. Okay. Am I the Browns about
53:02
that? Yeah, I mean if you're brown I mean you're
53:10
uh, I mean you're paying this guy crap load of
53:12
money You kind of have to play it and It's like
53:17
dude if he sucks You guys are still rebuilding
53:21
and it's like also if he sucks you can put in
53:25
One of your other quarterbacks and like maybe
53:29
they'll figure it out. Maybe they won't They're
53:32
still rebuilding so They're kind of in a They're
53:39
they're not in a Need -to -win situation, but
53:44
this is also like kind of a can't -lose situation
53:47
I don't know maybe for the future, but also it's
53:49
the Browns and so they it gets it. It's a terrible
53:53
time So I should have traded Flacco. Yep the
53:58
curse of Joe Flacco That tweet did circle around
54:02
where The last time each team won their division
54:06
and it was like the last time the Browns won
54:09
their division was 1989 When their division was
54:13
the AFC Central? They're no longer the division
54:18
realignment. Yes So like Dude that's faster Fuck
54:30
man It's gotta be, it's gotta be like the NFL
54:34
fan base of the Cleveland Browns have to be the
54:39
worst. Like most, just misery. It has to be.
54:45
Yeah. There's a couple good years for like the
54:50
Jets and like the mid -2000s, but like... Back
54:53
to back KFC championship games. Right. They lost,
54:56
but still. That's not nothing. No, that's pretty,
55:01
I'd kill for that right now. Right. Um, we did
55:05
that like a couple of years ago or no back to
55:07
back AFC chain. Sorry. No, we did not do that.
55:11
We've never done that. I missed one of those.
55:16
Yeah. And it's like, I look at the jets and I'm
55:19
like, dude, I feel bad for those guys, but it's
55:22
like the Brownsburg dude. Like, I don't feel
55:26
bad for him. They had a good quarterback and
55:28
they ran him out of town because he was hurt.
55:29
Fuck them The browser Baker, yeah. Oh, yeah,
55:36
I mean fuck them for that and also fuck them
55:38
for giving to Sean Watson all that money This
55:41
they kind of deserve this Because they're a poorly
55:45
run franchise so I Mean like I guess sort of
55:51
the fan maybe not the fans in the aspect of like
55:55
the Baker thing, but like Baker has shown like,
56:00
probably like a billion times that he is a competent
56:03
quarterback. And didn't he like, didn't they
56:06
ask him that at a press conference? They're like,
56:07
Are you concerned that they haven't offered you
56:10
a contract extension? He said something he's
56:12
like, I got to prove myself again. And I'm like,
56:15
dude, I'd be fucking tired of that. If I was
56:16
Baker Mayfield, be tired of proving myself to
56:20
you. Like, do can play. He is shown. He could
56:28
play almost anywhere. I love Baker. I've heard,
56:34
I've heard some people talking about the reason
56:36
Tampa it's not given like conspiracy theory.
56:39
Recent Tampa hasn't given him extensions. So
56:41
he'd be pissed off for the season and be amazing
56:44
because pissed off Baker Mayfield is one of the
56:46
best quarterbacks in the football. That's a,
56:48
that's a force to be reckoned with. So yeah,
56:51
that's like, I forget who I saw it on Twitter
56:55
or someone like. GM or someone's telling his
56:57
agents like, Hey, we're gonna sign this guy.
56:59
Just do not tell him. We want to win a Super
57:04
Bowl. That's a that's a pretty good conspiracy.
57:08
I think there's some truth to that. I mean, honestly,
57:10
if you're the GM, like what one why wouldn't
57:13
you fucking pay this guy to like, you got to
57:15
know? Hey, we can get this guy riled up for a
57:19
full year. Yeah. Right all of that for the Saints
57:23
to win their division Yeah Time I mean think
57:33
about it. I hope so. Yeah. I mean, I know you
57:37
have that future. Yes What is what is Tyler Shucks
57:51
No, his, uh, his touchdowns, 19 and a half as
57:56
well. How many did he have last year? Oh, he
57:59
only played. He played a little bit more than
58:02
half the season. I think maybe it was, it wasn't
58:05
a lot because they came in and he actually started,
58:07
they actually started like winning football games.
58:11
Um, I can, I don't think I can name you a receiver
58:14
on that team if I'm being perfectly honest. That's
58:17
more. Oh yeah. Okay. They paid him. Yeah, I remember
58:24
that. Yeah. Tyler Schuck had 10 passing touchdowns
58:28
last year. And how many games? I think it was
58:33
like eight or nine. I think, yeah, I don't think
58:34
it was any more than 10 max. His record as a
58:37
starter was five and four. So nine. Okay. So
58:40
nine. MVP season loading Tyler Schuck. Well,
58:47
two years from now, Cam's getting it this year.
58:51
Right. Obviously. Obviously. Yeah. And I mean,
58:55
they still have Alvin Kamara, right? I mean,
58:59
they do. I think he's on his way out. They drafted
59:03
another running back. I mean, he's just, he's
59:06
older. He's not old, but he's, he's carried the
59:11
ball a lot of times for that team. So he's gotten,
59:14
he's gotten roughed up. I can't remember. I don't
59:16
think he's played a full year in like three or
59:18
four years. So. I feel like they fucking wasted
59:21
Alvin Kamara. I mean, they had some really good
59:24
teams. I mean, they should have gone to the Super
59:25
Bowl that one year when they got screwed on that
59:28
pass interference. Right. That pretty much broke
59:30
him. Yeah, he was on that team. That was... Was
59:34
that 2018? She sure I don't they are it all runs
59:42
together man That eight years ago, yeah, I was
59:47
like don't even say that to me right now Is it
59:51
2018 I was like, oh it wasn't as long that was
59:55
longer than we think it was You're a graduate
1:00:00
of college Yeah, it was 2018 AFC champion Will,
1:00:10
with the dates. Fuck. I was thinking about that
1:00:17
last year, or, I don't know, I said last year,
1:00:20
recently. I was thinking, remember when they,
1:00:25
like, did the offside, or not offside, the challenge
1:00:29
pass interference calls, and they never, ever,
1:00:32
ever overturned them. That was funny. They, they
1:00:38
wanted the rule in place, but they w it was never
1:00:42
going to be enforced. Yeah. And then they did
1:00:45
it for one year and like, well, we only overturned
1:00:47
like three of them. So we're getting rid of this
1:00:49
rule. That was a weird year. Is that the replacement
1:01:00
you have for a year or two? After? It couldn't
1:01:04
have been that bad. If we had replacement revs
1:01:08
since, like, when we were in, like, the whatever
1:01:12
that game was called with the Packers and Seahawks.
1:01:16
The Fail Mary. That was it. Maybe I'm thinking
1:01:21
of another year. I don't know. Yeah, that was
1:01:27
dark times. Yeah. Chris, do you have anything
1:01:33
else? Well, before we get to the MLB, I do have
1:01:38
a couple of fun facts, but there are a couple
1:01:40
interesting storylines that have happened. I
1:01:42
don't know if you've seen on Saturday, I think
1:01:46
it was. Yeah, it was Saturday. The rookie for
1:01:52
the Cardinals was making his MLB debut and his
1:01:55
first three at -bats, he hit three home runs
1:01:57
of his career. First pitch you saw in the majors,
1:02:02
he hit 450 feet. Good for that guy. Yeah So that
1:02:09
happened on Saturday, he has not recorded a hit
1:02:12
since I think he's gone over 19 And it's last
1:02:18
however many because I played doubleheader on
1:02:20
Sunday Yeah, so but whatever he's good he had
1:02:26
his his moment But obviously, I mean he could
1:02:30
still going to be awesome, but who knows but
1:02:32
and then last night Monday night time recording,
1:02:37
uh, Cubs player Pete Crow Armstrong, probably
1:02:40
going to win the MVP. He hit the first pitch
1:02:45
that the Cubs saw in the game. He hit a home
1:02:49
run, go up one, nothing. He later hit a walk
1:02:52
-off home run and extra innings to win the game.
1:02:56
So he had a home run on the first pitch that
1:02:58
the Cubs saw of the game and the last pitch of
1:03:01
the game. I tried to Google that, see if that
1:03:04
had ever happened before. It might've happened
1:03:06
back in the fifties. I couldn't really get any
1:03:09
hard data. I just Googled, has this happened
1:03:12
before? And the AI popped up some, I forget his
1:03:17
name, but like back in like 1957 or something.
1:03:20
Wow. Damn. Side note, I saw on my TikTok feed
1:03:26
that Cookie Monster was in the building for the
1:03:31
Cubs game. I think it was Saturday or something.
1:03:36
I forgot how silly that guy was. Dude. Shout
1:03:39
out Cookie Monster. Bro. He's in Chicago. Lives
1:03:44
in New York. Well, he does. Sesame Street. Sesame
1:03:49
Street. Dumbass. Sesame Street is famously in
1:03:54
New York. Sesame Street is in our hearts. Dumbass.
1:03:58
I was just quoting Kevin. Now you're the sweetest
1:04:03
chef. I know what you're quoting. Oh, that's
1:04:06
a C for on. He lives on Sesame Street. Dumbass.
1:04:14
But he did the the seventh inning stretch song.
1:04:20
He said, monster. Yeah, he said, buy me some
1:04:23
cookies and Cracker Jacks. the lyrics. And then
1:04:30
at the end, he was like, cookie. I was like,
1:04:35
dude, I forgot how hilarious that was. Shout
1:04:39
out. Cookie Monster. He's like me like cookie.
1:04:45
Yes. Yes. Cookie Monster me like cookie to me
1:04:49
just like you do that guy. deletes cookies though.
1:04:54
That guy absolutely deletes cookies. Is it that
1:05:01
show about the puppets that live in the barrio?
1:05:06
I don't know that one. It's also the office.
1:05:11
Oh, sorry. Continue. What are you sorry about?
1:05:20
You brought it up. I may well continue with your
1:05:24
MLB fun facts. Oh, OK. I got a couple this week.
1:05:29
They're both stat related. Not any of like whimsical
1:05:31
stories, but so stay unusual. He played for the
1:05:35
Cardinals forever. One of the best, most consistent
1:05:38
hitters in baseball will question. Do you say
1:05:42
his last name was usual usual? Musial. I don't
1:05:47
know. M -U -S -I -A -L. Stan Usual. What a fucking
1:05:53
generic ass name. Stan Usual. You can't have
1:06:04
like an inventive name with the last name Usual
1:06:09
in this make -believe person we've created. You
1:06:12
can't have Alejandro Usual. Yeah. He can't have
1:06:16
an interesting name. One Damien Usual. My name's
1:06:23
Stan. Last name, Usual. Anyway, Stan Usual, one
1:06:32
of the greatest hitters in the history of baseball.
1:06:36
He retired with 3 ,630 hits in his career. He
1:06:42
hit 1 ,815 at home. and 800 or 1 ,815 on the
1:06:47
road. Thought that was pretty cool. Fitty -fitty.
1:06:51
Yep. And then, um, Chris Davis, he played early
1:06:56
2000s for multiple different teams, but there
1:06:58
was a four year span where he hit, uh, exactly
1:07:02
his season batting average was 247 for four straight
1:07:05
seasons. Thought that was fun. Not bad. Yeah.
1:07:12
I mean, that's impressive. Yeah, I mean the nut
1:07:16
247 is not exactly great, but just to do it for
1:07:20
here's you know what you're getting though. Yeah
1:07:22
After that second year, you're like, all right,
1:07:24
like this is happening seven. Yeah We can live
1:07:28
with 247 Like I can live off of 247 Yeah, he
1:07:35
did He literally two more years. Yeah But yeah,
1:07:43
how much money do you think that gets you these
1:07:44
days? Batting average 247. I mean it depends
1:07:48
like how many home runs and so he was a pretty
1:07:50
I mean he was a More a power hitter than anything
1:07:55
else. He got a big payday for the Orioles I believe
1:07:58
and then his career went to shit But yeah happens
1:08:04
he I mean you make pretty decent if you're a
1:08:08
home run hitter you make pretty decent I think
1:08:11
I was thinking of a different Chris Davis though.
1:08:17
Because there was a Chris Davis who played for
1:08:18
the Orioles. So I was talking about his. He was
1:08:22
all right. But then he spelled it like normal
1:08:25
Chris, like how I spell it. This Chris Davis
1:08:27
spelled it K -H -R -I -S. And I Googled him and
1:08:31
it's a very different gentleman. You played for
1:08:35
the Yays, I believe. The Yays. The Yays and the
1:08:40
Brewers. Couple other teams, but yeah. Hell yeah.
1:08:46
Stan Usual. What if I start making that mic fake
1:08:51
name for things? That'd be funny. Is that? I
1:08:59
can't tell if that's an obvious fake name or
1:09:02
if someone would see that and be like, that's
1:09:05
way too boring for someone to come up with on
1:09:08
their own. It has to be. Who's sitting around
1:09:17
thinking of an alias and is like, Stan Usual.
1:09:24
Well, my one previous that I that I still use
1:09:27
is Corinthians Thompson. Which is an interesting
1:09:32
name. You use that as an alias? Yeah, he's my
1:09:36
my coach on a on a college football. You should
1:09:40
give that. It's like a name whenever you're like,
1:09:44
whenever like a hostess is like, can I get a
1:09:46
name with that? Corinthians Thompson. It's not
1:09:51
an alias. That's just a, that's just a person
1:09:53
you made up. It's just like, that's just, that's
1:09:55
just a character you play on a video game. It's
1:09:59
not an alias. Corinthians Thompson is a real
1:10:02
person. Well, I know that, but like the way that
1:10:06
you're using him is not an alias. It is a character.
1:10:10
Truth be told I don't have a lot. I don't enter
1:10:12
a lot of situations where I need a fake name
1:10:15
Right, but if a spam Calls you you get a spam
1:10:20
call and you're like, hello. This is Corinthians
1:10:23
Thompson. That's an alias Corinthians Thompson,
1:10:29
is he actually a real person? yes, I I Stole
1:10:35
that name from one of the first people I ever
1:10:37
cold called in my sales career. Oh, okay I didn't
1:10:40
know if this was like a famous person or whatever.
1:10:43
I just Googled Corinthians Thompson. And the
1:10:46
first thing that comes up is Corinthians Thompson
1:10:49
pleads guilty to drug charges and Addison Cates.
1:10:54
Next one, update suspect in Largo homicide arrest.
1:11:00
Is that the guy you called, Will? I hope not.
1:11:06
Where is that located? Uh, Florida, uh, believe
1:11:11
sounds like Florida. That could be the same Corinthians
1:11:15
Thompson. That would have been one of the States
1:11:19
I would have been calling. Yeah. Charge on robbery
1:11:21
and first degree murder. Corinthians Thompson
1:11:23
suspect arrested date of birth. Yeah. February
1:11:28
6th, 1986. Well, he doesn't need health insurance
1:11:32
anymore because he's in jail. That's right. I
1:11:36
wonder if he was found. I wonder if he was found
1:11:37
guilty. Alright, I'll do that later. Hey! Innocent
1:11:44
until proven guilty. Legally, yeah. Who we all
1:11:52
know? We don't know! I don't want to be smirching
1:11:58
a potentially good man's name. Yeah, maybe I
1:12:03
should make my new name Stan Usual. Maybe I should
1:12:09
do that from now on. Just make him like the most
1:12:12
boring, just bald white guy wearing like some
1:12:16
pleated khakis. Yeah, I mean, if I ever need
1:12:22
to in some sticky situations where I have to
1:12:27
pretend I am him, I could just be, well, it wouldn't
1:12:32
be a lot to figure out. I'd just be boring. How
1:12:36
are you? Hi, how are you? It's me, Stan Usual.
1:12:45
All right. I think I've worn out this bit enough.
1:12:51
It'll be back. Oh yeah, I'll bring it up. I love
1:12:59
Stan Usual. That's gonna be, yeah. This is an
1:13:02
unofficial fourth member of Three for the Money.
1:13:05
He puts the four in the for money. I like that.
1:13:12
I like that. He could be someone's drunk alias.
1:13:18
Like they become stay unusual, but then I guess
1:13:21
that's not fun. It's boring. Yeah, I guess that's
1:13:24
not fun to have as a drunk alien. None of us
1:13:27
are staying usual. Stay unusual does your taxes.
1:13:30
He's not. That's not. Oh, I'm definitely going
1:13:34
to bring this up. uh mid about week eight be
1:13:38
like all right so i spoke to my financial advisor
1:13:41
stan usual and he advised me to cure my winning
1:13:47
streak to bet on the rams or i'll make it more
1:13:55
uh extravagant yeah we'll dress it up a little
1:13:58
bit yeah we'll workshop it this is this is a
1:14:01
brand new bit this is a brand new bit we just
1:14:03
hatched We got this oh yay What oh boy bits are
1:14:11
funny it's our funny yeah, we'll see how long
1:14:15
it's like You know Yeah, I may not even remember
1:14:20
this conversation I May never bring up Stan Usual
1:14:23
ever again But I don't know I think that he'll
1:14:27
be back for sure Will who are you for Halloween?
1:14:33
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