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87.1: Honk if you Love Semi-Porn · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: The following feature has been rated R by the Motion
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  Speaker 1: Picture Association of America. It is intended for mature audiences
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  Speaker 1: and parental discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 2: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million.
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  Speaker 3: Kilowatts of power. What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 3: I am Brian.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Roger.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Joni.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Jay.
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  Speaker 2: It's been a while.
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  Speaker 6: You probably forgot.
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  Speaker 5: Who am I?
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  Speaker 2: I forget how this works. Yeah, we've been rotating out
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  Speaker 2: as our usual MO around here.
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  Speaker 4: I've been working on Sundays, too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you've actually had a pretty long run.
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  Speaker 6: And we were in Florida for two weeks.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and there was that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so yeah, it's got most of the main crew
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  Speaker 2: back here, so it's unusual for once.
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  Speaker 3: Yay!
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, what am I wearing? What is
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  Speaker 2: this t-shirt I'm wearing? I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Greedo, bloody Greedo.
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  Speaker 2: The Greedo, bloody Greedo t-shirt.
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  Speaker 7: Movie Meltdown official t-shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Because this event is so awesome, it needs its own t-shirt.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying. You get the t-shirt.
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  Speaker 5: Sharpies.
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  Speaker 2: I need to readjust some sharpies, actually. But, yeah, actually,
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  Speaker 2: because you asked earlier, you were like, did you get
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  Speaker 2: T-shirts made up? No, actually, I didn't because I can't
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  Speaker 2: afford T-shirts. I got T-shirt. That's awesome. Which is the
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  Speaker 2: beauty of Cafe Press is, yeah, that you can make
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  Speaker 2: a shirt. They're still a little pricey. Actually, not compared
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  Speaker 2: to shopping at the mall T-shirts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But, yeah, I mean, for me, it's a little more
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  Speaker 2: than normal, but, you know, to make something as dorky
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  Speaker 2: as a Greedo Bloody Greedo.
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  Speaker 8: T-shirt, so.
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  Speaker 5: What's that website?
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  Speaker 8: Online.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, it's online?
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  Speaker 2: You can get pretty much anything done. Oh, I need
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  Speaker 2: a link for that. I set up.
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  Speaker 10: Fapers.com.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe it is.
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  Speaker 4: I'll forget it by.
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  Speaker 11: The time I do it.
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  Speaker 6: You will.
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  Speaker 2: Not that we're plugging them, because they didn't give us
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  Speaker 2: any money, but they did work with me on this shirt,
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  Speaker 2: because I adjusted the artwork, which is why I'm not
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  Speaker 2: even going to throw out the official, um, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: did set up a shop because I have ideas for
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  Speaker 2: many other shirts and not really any time to mess
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  Speaker 2: with them and certainly not money to make mass quantities
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  Speaker 2: of them. But there's one or two others that are
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  Speaker 2: sort of in the works in my head that I'd
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  Speaker 2: like to put out there in the Meltdown Boutique, as
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  Speaker 2: it were.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah, it's out there, but I'm not even going
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  Speaker 2: to put this out yet because I'm not 100% thrilled
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  Speaker 2: with the version. I think I want to readjust the
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  Speaker 2: coloring on it before we throw it out to everybody, but... Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I just thought it was, you know, such a ridiculous
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  Speaker 2: concept that I needed a T-shirt to commemorate this event.
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  Speaker 6: You really kind of.
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  Speaker 5: Got to watch that shirt, too, because Lucas has got
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  Speaker 5: a lot of cronies out there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 10: This is true.
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  Speaker 4: He's going to be walking down the street with white vans.
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  Speaker 3: Skrr!
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  Speaker 5: You're going to be thrown in, bag over your head.
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  Speaker 10: Bunch of nerds jump out.
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  Speaker 5: Get him.
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  Speaker 2: Really, if I'm going down for this, this cartoony drawing
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  Speaker 2: of Greedo holding a butcher knife. Yeah, whatever, George.
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  Speaker 10: It's not Greedo.
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  Speaker 7: It's Greedo.
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  Speaker 2: You need a freaking life if that happens, George Lucas.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I have to say.
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  Speaker 4: He's like my dad. He'll go after anybody.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, really.
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  Speaker 5: He'll send Lars after you. And then he'll start making
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  Speaker 5: that t-shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: He'll be like, wait, I thought, what?
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  Speaker 2: He'll be like, this is terrible. Except, wait, I can
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  Speaker 2: market it. All right, fine. Okay, it's my idea.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to change it to Lucas Meltdown.
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  Speaker 10: Lucas Meltdown.
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  Speaker 2: As long as he pays us, I'm fine. No, you
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  Speaker 2: don't get anything.
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  Speaker 3: Bastard.
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  Speaker 5: This doesn't happen.
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  Speaker 2: Why does he think he needs all the money?
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  Speaker 6: He'll just CG in different characters.
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  Speaker 7: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: We'll all be Jar Jars.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: If this happens, please do not listen to the show anymore.
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  Speaker 12: Something has happened to us.
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  Speaker 3: Help us!
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  Speaker 2: It's a fine line. We're arguably pretty close to Jar
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  Speaker 2: Jar Weekend and we got it.
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  Speaker 5: This is true. I'm surprised y'all don't just put a
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  Speaker 5: muzzle on me most of the time. This is Roger.
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  Speaker 2: We think about it. Anyway, ball gag.
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  Speaker 10: I'll bring it next time.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, what?
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  Speaker 7: We don't have one of those.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So all that crazy news having been said, I guess
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  Speaker 2: we can roll into this week's geek activities. Mine, I
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  Speaker 2: did watch one movie in its entirety, but I'll have
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  Speaker 2: to get into that later because it ties into the
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  Speaker 2: whole big trilogy of terror here. But aside from that,
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  Speaker 2: I guess the closest thing, and this is retarded, but
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was funny because it shows you how
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  Speaker 2: I factor everything into a movie somehow. The last two
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  Speaker 2: days have been battling Mothra, or the descendants of Mothra Island, or...
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  Speaker 2: It's funny that we brought this up last week. Pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 2: We brought this up last week for some reason and
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  Speaker 2: completely unrelated because this hadn't appeared until about two or
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  Speaker 2: three days ago. We were talking about giant moths, and
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  Speaker 2: Marlena went into how scared she was of giant moths,
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  Speaker 2: and they were going to attack her face.
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  Speaker 6: I don't like moths. They fly like they're broken.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Selena.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: So, sadly, I got that reference.
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  Speaker 10: Because that show kicks ass.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, as of about two or three days ago,
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  Speaker 2: giant-ass moths have invaded... In here. There could be one
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  Speaker 2: lurking around right now.
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  Speaker 10: Are they fluffy?
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  Speaker 2: No, they're kind of dusty, as all moths are. They're
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  Speaker 2: sort of dusty and annoying.
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  Speaker 10: Are they just dust bunnies that have grown wings?
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  Speaker 2: They could possibly be.
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  Speaker 7: You've got to battle them within dust.
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  Speaker 2: But, yeah, these things are huge. They're like three times
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  Speaker 2: the size of normal. They're like about this big.
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  Speaker 10: Holy moly.
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  Speaker 7: Is that the body or is that just the wings?
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  Speaker 2: That's the whole deal. That's them sort of parts.
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  Speaker 6: That ain't nothing.
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  Speaker 10: I grew up in the country.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 13: Tobacco mobs big carry-on small dogs still i don't want
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  Speaker 13: them in my house these are like you know large
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  Speaker 13: cuddly large tortilla chip size mobs and i'm.
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  Speaker 2: Crunchy no one wants that they are kind of crunchy
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  Speaker 2: because i i started taking them out right and left
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  Speaker 2: i was not having them in the house so fricassee
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  Speaker 2: up a pan.
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  Speaker 6: It can't be any more annoying than some of the
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  Speaker 6: pets you got.
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  Speaker 2: Here yeah i don't like those either so One in particular. Anyway, so, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I just thought that was funny that immediately I was like, ah,
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  Speaker 2: Mothra motherfuckers.
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  Speaker 3: Die, die, die.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, that was.
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  Speaker 7: Were there little girls that fell off the top of
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  Speaker 7: his head?
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  Speaker 10: Mothra.
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  Speaker 2: No, if they would have started singing, you know, I
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  Speaker 2: might have let them stay in there.
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  Speaker 5: Until they hit the ground.
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  Speaker 2: No, bastards. So the only other thing I've done aside
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  Speaker 2: from the weird movie I watched last night was... The porn.
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  Speaker 2: We'll get into that later.
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  Speaker 14: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I finally found the elusive this channel, which Greg has
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  Speaker 2: been telling me about this online, and I kept going,
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  Speaker 2: where is this? Like, he would bring up the weirdest
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  Speaker 2: shit that was on it, and I'm just like, where
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  Speaker 2: is this channel? Is it only beamed to your head?
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  Speaker 2: Because it seems pretty damn awesome, and I'm not getting it.
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  Speaker 2: So I finally went and looked at it. Well, he
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  Speaker 2: said that he was talking about what was on last night.
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  Speaker 2: And I started, okay, I'm going to go find it
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  Speaker 2: and scroll through every channel I've got here and figure
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  Speaker 2: it out. So, yeah, it's awesome. It's a regular cable channel.
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  Speaker 2: But for a regular cable channel, you know, it's pretty
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  Speaker 2: damn cool. I mean, it's nothing but, well, to put
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  Speaker 2: it in context, last night they were running a double
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  Speaker 2: feature of The Return of Dracula and Curse of the
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  Speaker 2: Swamp Creature.
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 2: This is what they do, like, pretty much all the time.
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  Speaker 2: And in between them, they were running, like, old school cartoons.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Like, how old theater style? I mean, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: What channel is on what TV?
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  Speaker 2: It's on cable. I mean, it's like a basic.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's on regular cable.
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  Speaker 2: Well, not basic. Yeah, it's pretty high open. That's what
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  Speaker 2: they were doing. They were hiding it.
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  Speaker 1: So we're screwed.
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  Speaker 10: We still don't get that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't get that.
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  Speaker 6: Huh?
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 10: The hospital gets it.
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  Speaker 5: They have basic.
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  Speaker 6: See?
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  Speaker 10: They have the most basic. And Beetlejuice.
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  Speaker 2: See?
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  Speaker 10: And after Beetlejuice was, I can't remember.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of passed out well they were they were running
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  Speaker 2: ads for nothing but like all the like a whole
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  Speaker 2: run of charles bronson movies coming up and each weekend
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  Speaker 2: they do this weird cult thing going on and i'm
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  Speaker 2: like for regular like commercial cable tv this is like
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  Speaker 2: awesome pretty cool so yeah today uh roger they were
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  Speaker 2: running star chaser really so yeah i mean this is
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  Speaker 2: the kind of shit they're putting on their channel and
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  Speaker 2: i'm like i i i think i.
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  Speaker 7: Like this they probably listen to the show if.
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  Speaker 2: What was my That's the thing. We brought up one
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  Speaker 2: of the things inadvertently like a while ago I was
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  Speaker 2: talking to somebody and now last week Greg watched it.
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  Speaker 2: So I think we need to watch one of these
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  Speaker 2: features that are running regularly. We're going to go into it.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, if nothing else, we should be getting sponsored
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  Speaker 2: by this channel because, yeah, it's pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 5: And we're already kind of plugging you.
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  Speaker 2: We're friends, right? Well, we run, you know, we kind
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  Speaker 2: of operate on the same network here. All the dorky
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  Speaker 2: stuff we talk about, they keep playing. So I think, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they need to give us money. Seriously.
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  Speaker 3: What do we have done, Greg?
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  Speaker 6: We'd have to start actually paying for cable in the
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  Speaker 6: first place.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like way the hell up there. It's like
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  Speaker 2: 150-something on the box. You've got to have a fancy box.
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  Speaker 5: Do you remember the old brown box with the slider?
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  Speaker 5: It's just way up. You've got to go past the
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  Speaker 5: end on that thing.
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  Speaker 2: Like the wire box?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The one that was attached with a wire.
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  Speaker 7: God, yeah, the big cord.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, so jank.
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: Back in the day. But that was, I mean, the
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  Speaker 2: greatest thing you ever saw when you were a kid.
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  Speaker 7: There was like 32 channels or something. It was like mind-blowing.
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  Speaker 2: If you were lucky.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Just for everybody's information, I'm not stealing cable.
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  Speaker 10: I have no idea what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 8: Really?
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  Speaker 5: This is probably like early 80s. Maybe to mid 80s
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  Speaker 5: is when that was.
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  Speaker 10: My first VHS player, VCR, was in a case. in
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  Speaker 10: a big case.
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  Speaker 2: Like a carry case.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: We had the carry case. We had the one you,
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  Speaker 6: because we didn't have a VCR. We had to rent
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  Speaker 6: them from the video store.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It came in the case.
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  Speaker 13: My parents owned a video store and that's when we
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  Speaker 13: ended up with like 12 of.
• 9:52
  Speaker 10: Them when they went out of business.
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  Speaker 3: Awesome.
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  Speaker 4: My dad got one as a reward from.
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  Speaker 5: His company for highest sales and it was I think
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  Speaker 5: it was made out of stainless steel case. That was
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  Speaker 5: back when they were like $ 300. Oh, I had that
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  Speaker 5: thing for like.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how many years I've had that.
• 10:09
  Speaker 5: I've been never broke.
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  Speaker 4: And then, uh, somebody gave it away.
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  Speaker 2: They were way more than that. Like when they first
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  Speaker 2: came out, they were like a grand. I'm like, Jesus,
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: looking back at that now, it's hilarious. First movie we
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: watched was the heavenly kid. oh wow followed by cannonball
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: run yes my uncle had the original one that was
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: like a two-piece unit that you the only reason it
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  Speaker 2: was a video recorder was because it hooked up to
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  Speaker 2: your video camera which was like the first wave of
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: those like home video cameras so you actually had to
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  Speaker 2: cart it around like on a big strap on the
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  Speaker 2: side of you while operating the camera with the other
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  Speaker 2: hand and then To run it to the TV, it
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: had a separate box that was sort of like almost
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  Speaker 2: like a tuner kind of thing. Yeah, it had two
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  Speaker 2: separate pieces that sat on top of your TV. One
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: was the VCR tape part, and one was the tuner part. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's ridiculous to think about now.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because you.
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  Speaker 2: Looked like a camera crew when you went out. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's ridiculous thinking about that.
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  Speaker 4: Now you've got a cell phone that takes six hours
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  Speaker 4: of video or more.
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  Speaker 2: And you can beam it directly across the world.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Things have changed in a very short amount of time.
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  Speaker 4: 20 years, things have changed.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy. So, yeah, that's most of the run of mine.
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  Speaker 2: Anything for you guys?
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  Speaker 3: For us.
• 11:22
  Speaker 5: What would you want to go.
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  Speaker 7: Ahead and talk about?
• 11:25
  Speaker 10: Galactica yeah yeah um i.
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  Speaker 13: Uh i've been i spent 72 hours pretty much watching
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  Speaker 13: battlestar galactica straight that's a sickness i believe well for
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  Speaker 13: the for a.
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  Speaker 12: While it's you know i mean i've had battlestar didn't
• 11:42
  Speaker 12: know eventually we were gonna.
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  Speaker 13: Get to it i've never like i didn't want to
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  Speaker 13: get into it because i knew i knew that i
• 11:49
  Speaker 13: was just gonna not sleep for like three days.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah it happened.
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  Speaker 12: But it's one of those things that, you know, when
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  Speaker 12: you like something so much, you get excited when other
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  Speaker 12: people like it.
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  Speaker 7: And I'm like, yeah, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Battlestar.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, you like it.
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 7: I'm glad.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's watch more.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm not, like, dissuading you at all. Like, maybe
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  Speaker 5: we should take a break or, like, do something else.
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  Speaker 3: Or sleep.
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  Speaker 7: I'm like, next disc. Next disc.
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  Speaker 6: I bugged Starbuck until he took a picture with me.
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  Speaker 2: I was pretty excited. That was old Starbuck.
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  Speaker 6: I know but it was awesome and he looked annoyed
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  Speaker 6: and he was wearing this ugly gay shirt he was wearing.
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  Speaker 2: A really ugly shirt it's a loud shirt and he
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: does look very annoyed and that's what makes me happy.
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  Speaker 5: Keith herring designed that shirt but i didn't buy any
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  Speaker 5: of his stuff.
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  Speaker 6: That's probably why he was annoyed he was like can
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  Speaker 6: i get a picture with you he's like i don't
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  Speaker 6: know are you gonna buy anything And I.
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  Speaker 2: Was like, no.
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  Speaker 10: I don't have any money.
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  Speaker 6: I spent all my money getting in here, which I
• 12:49
  Speaker 6: didn't actually do because Bram bought my way because that's
• 12:51
  Speaker 6: when I won for the magazine contest. With the picture
• 12:56
  Speaker 6: of Leslie from Austin.
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  Speaker 3: Woo, Leslie!
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  Speaker 6: So, yay.
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  Speaker 4: Yikes.
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  Speaker 10: That was the end of my story. Starbucks! So, besides Battlestar.
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  Speaker 10: I think that's enough. I think that pretty.
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  Speaker 5: Much suffices, really.
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  Speaker 2: How else do you squeeze more in in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of that?
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think I'm awake for more than 72 hours
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  Speaker 6: in a week.
• 13:20
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Adderall helped. It was a bad idea. Because at
• 13:23
  Speaker 10: the end of the 72 hours, I was like, if
• 13:25
  Speaker 10: I don't sleep now, I'm going to die.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: Just say no, kids. Don't do drugs.
• 13:30
  Speaker 5: After we finished.
• 13:32
  Speaker 10: Unless it's prescribed to you.
• 13:32
  Speaker 7: It's kind of like, what do we do now?
• 13:34
  Speaker 5: Just say no, little bub.
• 13:35
  Speaker 7: So, I went to work.
• 13:37
  Speaker 5: And you were off?
• 13:39
  Speaker 7: Well, then there's, you know.
• 13:40
  Speaker 10: Home?
• 13:43
  Speaker 5: Like, I think I went to work and you were
• 13:45
  Speaker 5: off and I came home and you're like, I re-watched
• 13:47
  Speaker 5: the whole first season.
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 13:49
  Speaker 13: It was the day after I got out of the
• 13:52
  Speaker 13: emergency room.
• 13:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 13:55
  Speaker 10: Is that related to these?
• 13:57
  Speaker 7: No, no, no.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: Battlestar overload.
• 13:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 14:01
  Speaker 10: Did you turn into a Cylon? I thought I was.
• 14:04
  Speaker 10: I had to make him.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: She can do that with her eye though.
• 14:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: Seriously.
• 14:08
  Speaker 10: I'm projecting right now. None of you are actually here.
• 14:12
  Speaker 7: I'm in a forest, but I think that was pretty
• 14:14
  Speaker 7: much it for our geek. But that's heavy geekery.
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: You know, that's, that's again, that's, I.
• 14:20
  Speaker 10: Attempted to watch flesh for Frankenstein yesterday.
• 14:22
  Speaker 7: Well, you watched blood for Dracula.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: I was impressive.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: I liked it.
• 14:26
  Speaker 12: Well, The Lest for Frankenstein is so much more just like, what?
• 14:32
  Speaker 12: It's like out there. I mean, I like it more
• 14:34
  Speaker 12: than Blood for Dracula personally, but it is just.
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: So far out there.
• 14:37
  Speaker 10: I got about 20 minutes in and I was like,
• 14:38
  Speaker 10: I can't do this.
• 14:39
  Speaker 7: I can't do this movie right now.
• 14:40
  Speaker 10: My attention span is not working.
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: I don't want to do it.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: I think we need to work both of them in
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: here somewhere down the line.
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: I love Udo Kuter.
• 14:47
  Speaker 7: What's his name?
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: Udo Kuter?
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: I think he's going to be it.
• 14:51
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: I think one of the shows that's on the list
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: and he's starting to do shows. I'm hoping we run
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: into him at some point. Dude, he's awesome.
• 14:57
  Speaker 8: The end.
• 14:57
  Speaker 6: I think in the three weeks that we haven't been here,
• 15:02
  Speaker 6: we haven't done a damn thing.
• 15:03
  Speaker 10: We've watched Slack.
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: I'm in Florida, and we didn't watch anything in Florida.
• 15:07
  Speaker 6: Corey had adventures that have been well-documented in pictures.
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: There was a photo booth involved that was not at
• 15:13
  Speaker 6: all comfortable.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: I still can't picture it, and I don't want to,
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: because this seems like you should be in traction right
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: now of trying to get the Corey tattoo on your
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: leg and you in the same picture in a photo booth.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: That doesn't seem humanly possible, or at least not by
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: anyone who's not in Cirque du Soleil.
• 15:32
  Speaker 6: It was not at all comfortable, but it was totally worth.
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: It.
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: We did manage to watch Defendor, which I was kind
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: of disappointed in.
• 15:42
  Speaker 10: It had its moments.
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: It was kind of fun. It had Woody Harrelson playing
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: a mildly retarded superhero.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Awesome.
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: Defendor.
• 15:49
  Speaker 8: Defendor.
• 15:50
  Speaker 6: If you got it wrong, he'll yell at you. And
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: it was pretty much a black outfit with a duct tape.
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: D on it.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: She means a mildly mentally challenged superhero.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: P.C.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: Clarification.
• 16:02
  Speaker 6: Oh, did I say retarded?
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Well, no, no, I mean, not as in, oh, he
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: was kind of, he was just a retarded looking spirit.
• 16:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he, like, medically, mentally handicapped.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: A little slow.
• 16:11
  Speaker 13: Oh, what was it maybe with one of the Wands brothers?
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Handyman? Oh, it's Blankman.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: Blankman.
• 16:16
  Speaker 7: Blankman.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: It was retarded.
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: I think they put all the funny stuff in the
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: trailers when you're watching it.
• 16:22
  Speaker 7: You're like, oh, yeah, they do that a lot nowadays.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: There's more serious stuff in there.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: You were thinking, hey, this is kind of like kick-ass
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: and you watch it and you're like, oh, it's kind
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: of more serious and sad.
• 16:30
  Speaker 12: It's kind of like that damn movie Click by Adam Sandler.
• 16:34
  Speaker 12: It looks like it's going to be funny.
• 16:35
  Speaker 7: I want to kill myself.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: The Crazies, the remake.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: Oh, how was it?
• 16:39
  Speaker 10: Oh, it's in the water.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: Did you like it?
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: I liked it.
• 16:42
  Speaker 10: I actually did.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: I really liked it.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: It followed close to the original.
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: And it had Timothy Oliphant, who is gorgeous.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's awesome. He is totally awesome.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: I'm waiting to see if he actually ends up being
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: a really big star or just one of those that
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: kind of goes to waste because everybody seems to like
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: him and he's kind of poised right at that point
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: where he could suddenly like break through and become like
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: a really big star or he could just disappear in
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: like five years from now or like, remember that one guy?
• 17:03
  Speaker 13: He reminds me of the guy on, what's his name?
• 17:07
  Speaker 13: He was on the first Transformers.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: Shia LaBeouf?
• 17:10
  Speaker 10: No.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: We do this every time. He's way... He was in
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: the army.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: No, that was him.
• 17:16
  Speaker 10: Is he married to Fergie now?
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: No.
• 17:18
  Speaker 10: No, it's not.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: We do this every time.
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: The guy who slides on his back under the Transformer?
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: That's the dude from the Vegas TV show.
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's from Las Vegas.
• 17:25
  Speaker 10: I thought that's the same dude.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: I think the guy who's married to Fergie from Black
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: Eyed Peas.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Josh Deschamel?
• 17:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Josh Deschamel or Deschamel. I thought that was the same.
• 17:33
  Speaker 10: Something like that.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: We just need like a poster board with all these
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: photos to keep these people straight. Like a family tree.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: I need a picture side by side because I still
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: want to see it as the same guy.
• 17:41
  Speaker 10: It's not.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: They look similar. And that was my thing. They look
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: so similar. I thought they were for a while too,
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: but no. Separated twins.
• 17:47
  Speaker 10: I wouldn't mind a threesome with both of them. I'm
• 17:48
  Speaker 10: just saying.
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: Separated twins maybe?
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Quite possibly. That would be interesting.
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: I actually liked the crazies. Watching the original, it was
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: kind of slow for me.
• 17:57
  Speaker 10: Watching this one, they actually changed some things. So that
• 17:58
  Speaker 10: was kind of.
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: I guess I was okay with it. They took out
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: a lot of the military involvement. There's military, but all
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: the movie is the people in the town. Because we're
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: in the original one, it was half of them concentrating
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: on the army and how they're trying to fix the problem.
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: Whereas in this one, they don't really care about fixing
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: the problem. It's pretty much, you're going to get your
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: ass torched. Sometimes literally. There is a flamethrower.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: It's nice.
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: But yeah, the end's kind of different. I'm not going
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: to say anything about the end, but Should I tell
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: them about my Slim Jim extravaganza?
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: I think you need to, actually, yeah.
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, don't eat Slim Jim right before you go to bed.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: Is this like an extravaganza in your pants?
• 18:40
  Speaker 10: Do you have a weird dream?
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: It involved Jack Wagner, and I'm not really sure why
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: for him.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: And not Macho Man. Yeah, I said beforehand, I was like,
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: your dreams are going to star Macho Man Randy Seth.
• 18:50
  Speaker 12: And I was really tempted to draw a goatee and
• 18:53
  Speaker 12: put a headband on and sunglasses and legs, and when
• 18:55
  Speaker 12: you woke up, you were going to roll over and
• 18:58
  Speaker 12: be like.
• 18:58
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah.
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: Then you realized I have two handguns on the side
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: of the bed.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: That would not be a good idea.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:05
  Speaker 10: Got you three minutes.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Three minutes of.
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: even in my brain he had to have like his
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: name flashed up so i would know that it was
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: jack wagner in my brain like jack wagner as starring
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: in misty's.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: Dream i like that you buy slim.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Jill i like that you have a credit sequence in
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: your dreams that's pretty.
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: Only for him though apparently my brain want to make
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: sure i'm putting jack wagner in this bitch you're gonna remember.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: That was my question because yeah you mentioned that online
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: i was like wait Jack Wagner? Like, has been actor,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: wannabe rock star Jack Wagner? And you were like, yep.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: I was like, wow, those are some bad Slim Jims
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: you had.
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: You didn't have any Slim Jim dreams about Jack Wagner.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: No, I dreamt about being in Florida again.
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: Was Jack Wagner there?
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: No, Jack Wagner wasn't there, but I was running away
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: from her.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Hurricane Jack Wagner.
• 19:53
  Speaker 10: Hurricane Jack Wagner.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: That could be coming this way.
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: Something had to do with involving that gas station right
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: outside of Alabama.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: A bunch of rednecks riding down the street on BMXs.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: in mullets.
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: That guy was riding against traffic.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what it was. That guy was stuck in
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: my dream. We were bitching about this guy riding against
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: traffic on a BMX.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: What?
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: On the side of the road or in the middle?
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: On the side of the road, but there's not enough
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: room on the side of the road to be riding.
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: I mean, there was maybe a foot from the white line.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Not even that.
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: Some places it was right on the line.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: This was Darwin at work.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, kind of.
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: I know the rules of the road. You follow the
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: flow of traffic.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, go with the flow.
• 20:41
  Speaker 10: Exactly.
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: Other than that, we started to watch True Blood again.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, again.
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: And I realized how stupid Eric's hair was in the
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: first season.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: It made the flow stop.
• 20:48
  Speaker 10: He had stupid hair.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: And I tried to play Fatal Frame last night and
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: got my ass kicked.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: Aw.
• 20:52
  Speaker 10: Because you were asking about some ghosts.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Ghosts.
• 20:55
  Speaker 7: He didn't take pictures fast enough.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: I couldn't.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: I couldn't.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: I tried to run away from him, and he would, like,
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: fade out into the wall.
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: That's what you get for wearing a miniskirt.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: And he just faded.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: That's not my problem.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: It's an awesome game, by the way.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 21:12
  Speaker 10: It is an awesome game.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: You know, I don't get the outfit.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, you know, we're going to go to a
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: haunted house, so they're going to put on a miniskirt.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: The shortest miniskirt you could possibly find.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, isn't this how you do it?
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: It's good to air that region out.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Anytime I go hunting for ghosts with Japanese schoolgirls, that's
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: the way it is.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:32
  Speaker 7: But other than that, it's a good game.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: I still just didn't have... I couldn't sit and play
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: it that long.
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: So instead you played Halo and got nauseous.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I get VR sickness pretty easily.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, do you? Yeah, so I played about a half
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: an hour and it felt like I was going to
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: throw up and I had to turn the TV off.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: You should know by now. You know your experiences with
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: shaky cam. This is like a whole game of shaky cam.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: I can't play anything that's like that. I mean, ever
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: since Castle Wolfenstein came.
• 21:56
  Speaker 7: Out for Atari Jaguar.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: I would play it and get headaches and then vomit.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: I remember having a weird reaction to Turok. That one
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: had a lot of... That was pretty early on. It
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: was pretty good, yeah. And annoying, because it kind of
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: does that with your brain.
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: I did go on a mission to try to find
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: a really bad movie on DVD, so if anybody out
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: there can help me, I want Fever Lake, starring Corey
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: Haim and Mario Lopez.
• 22:25
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 22:25
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: That Jim.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: How has that Jim been lost?
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: You didn't mention the other Corey movie that you bought yesterday.
• 22:33
  Speaker 10: Oh, the one I bought yesterday?
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: I did buy The 00 Kid.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: Which I was excited about because they had it there
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: for the longest time, but they only had one copy,
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: and their one copy was $ 54. And I'm like, fuck that.
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: I love me some Corey, but I'll buy a bootleg.
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: Then I went there yesterday. They had two copies. They
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: had the one for $ 54, then they had one for $ 8.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Gee, which one do I want?
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the one for $ 8 had a better case and
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: was in better shape.
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: Did it have more features?
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: No, nothing.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: It was the same videotape.
• 23:01
  Speaker 10: Same DVD videotape, my ass.
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: I'm sorry.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: I'm stuck in the 80s.
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: So yeah, I'm totally watching that tonight while you're not home.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Maybe the other one was like first edition. It was
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: the same thing.
• 23:12
  Speaker 10: I looked.
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: They're both released by Lionsgate.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Autographed by the writer of the movie right before he
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: killed himself.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 23:21
  Speaker 10: And Bo Hoskins. Bo Hoskins was in.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: It, too.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: Bob Hoskins.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: No, Bo.
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: No, I don't know Bo Hoskins.
• 23:28
  Speaker 10: Bo Hopkins.
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: Not Bob Hoskins.
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: I love you, Bob.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: I'm picturing Bob Hoskins sliding across the hood of the
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: General Lee right now.
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: Nice.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Bo Hoskins. All righty.
• 23:39
  Speaker 10: Good time.
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: That's a good way to end this.
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: It's like reason to end this. All right. We will
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: take a break and be back with What's the Buzz?
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: But now you're looking.
• 23:51
  Speaker 15: At me You're the only one.
• 23:54
  Speaker 10: I can think of You're the only one I see
• 23:58
  Speaker 10: All I.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: It's just a.
• 24:11
  Speaker 15: Little more time to be sure what I feel.
• 24:17
  Speaker 10: Is it all in my mind?
• 24:19
  Speaker 15: Cause it seems so.
• 24:21
  Speaker 9: Hard to believe that you're all I need.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Need a little excitement?
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: Saboteur Slim Jim!
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: Men, there's a drive-in movie full of juicy people!
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Wow!
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: It's a trap!
• 24:41
  Speaker 16: Help!
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: It's Pick!
• 24:44
  Speaker 16: We've had it, men.
• 24:48
  Speaker 8: A pleasant aroma for you, but not for mosquitoes. Pick
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: is easy to use. Light it and forget it. Pick's
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: aroma keeps mosquitoes, gnats, and sand flies away.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: So if you don't.
• 24:59
  Speaker 11: Want our company ever anywhere, just light Pick and see
• 25:03
  Speaker 11: what I mean?
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Bye!
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: Pick is on sale at the refreshment stand now.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Andy Warhol's Frankenstein is here. Kiss him.
• 25:13
  Speaker 10: Kiss him!
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Newsweek magazine calls it the first original Frankenstein in years.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: A perversely fascinating movie.
• 25:26
  Speaker 11: Only clowns.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Oh!
• 25:31
  Speaker 10: Not.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: Not so close!
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: I can't... Stop it! What are you doing?
• 25:39
  Speaker 9: Stop it!
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Andy Warhol's Frankenstein with its swooping bats, severed limbs, hideous
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: decapitating devices, and various spare parts. They all slither off
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: the screen in what Playboy magazine calls the most gruesome
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: epic ever unleashed. Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, the goriest, sexiest, and
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: wildest Frankenstein ever filmed.
• 26:17
  Speaker 14: Hey kids, are you ready for Mid-America's largest genre film festival?
• 26:21
  Speaker 17: That's right, it's time for the 6th annual Fright Night
• 26:23
  Speaker 17: Film Fest, coming to you July 30th through August 1st
• 26:27
  Speaker 17: in Louisville, Kentucky. Featuring special guests, director, producer, Oscar winner,
• 26:32
  Speaker 17: and living legend, Roger Corman.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Plus a Dawn of the.
• 26:35
  Speaker 14: Dead reunion, a Night of the Creeps reunion, the Girls
• 26:38
  Speaker 14: of the Nightmare on Elm Street films, plus a 25th
• 26:40
  Speaker 14: anniversary Fright Night reunion. All that plus the Georgetown drive-in experience,
• 26:45
  Speaker 14: live music, and more horror merchandise that you'll know what
• 26:47
  Speaker 14: to do with. And even an appearance from the Movie
• 26:49
  Speaker 14: Meltdown Gang. So come on out and join us July
• 26:52
  Speaker 14: 30th through August 1st. For more details on the show,
• 26:54
  Speaker 14: update your guest list, or to get your tickets, go
• 26:56
  Speaker 14: to FrightNightFilmFest.com.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: Fright Night Film Fest is my favorite film festival. Hands down.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Hello, creeps. It's me, the Crypt Keeper.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: And you're listening to Movie Meltdown, the greatest.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Movie geek show on Earth.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's true, we've all been hurt before.
• 27:37
  Speaker 15: But it doesn't seem to matter anymore.
• 27:41
  Speaker 10: It may be a.
• 27:45
  Speaker 15: Chance we're taking, but it always comes to this. If
• 27:50
  Speaker 15: this isn't love we're making, then I don't know what
• 27:56
  Speaker 15: it is.
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: Does anybody remember who in the movie The Boy That
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: Could Fly, who that boy was?
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Sadly, I can't remember.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: I was trying to remember. I don't know why I
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: came up.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: He was barely in on anything else.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: The Boy Who Could Fly.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: The movie The Boy Who Could Fly.
• 28:12
  Speaker 10: I've never seen it.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: I've never seen it.
• 28:13
  Speaker 10: I've never heard of it.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 28:15
  Speaker 10: It's... I got nothing.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: I know the girl in it. She didn't do my
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: jealous either. I think she's like Lucy Deakins or something.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Early 80s?
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Mid 80s?
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: Like 84-ish?
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: I don't think it was like early 90s. I think
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: it was 80s, yeah.
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: Are you talking about Astro Boy?
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: No, it was a boy, and he could fly. It
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: actually was a good setup. It gets sort of silly
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: by the end, but the whole first half of it,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: it's like a lot of those kid movies at the time.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: They set it up kind of serious and pretty cool.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: And then at the end they're like, shit, how do
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: we do this now? Like, they don't know how to
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: end it, so they end it kind of... Yeah, it
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: was like Flight of the Navigator and like Explorers. It's
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: like they saw... He just flies into a building and dies. Yeah,
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: it's like they set it up so awesome in the
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: beginning and then they get midway through and like, oh yeah,
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: this is for kids. Let's throw some crazy stupid crap
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: in here. Yeah, so I'm just... That was another one
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: of those. They just didn't know how to end what
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: was sort of a good, really weird original idea.
• 29:12
  Speaker 10: I love Flight of the Navigator.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: It was pretty cool.
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: I so wanted that little creature thing that hung around.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: That weird eyeball, like.
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: No, it was a little guy who had a little
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: tail and little hands.
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: Little gross hands. Little grabby, clutchy, sweaty paws.
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: He kind of looked like a cross between a bear
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: with no hair.
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: Like Fuzzy Wuzzy?
• 29:33
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:35
  Speaker 13: Fuzzy Wuzzy always reminds me of Fozzy.
• 29:37
  Speaker 10: I don't know why.
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: But Fozzy can't hear him.
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: Know.
• 29:40
  Speaker 10: That's weird. It was Fozzy before he had, like... What.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Is the buzz? Jay Underwood.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: Jay Underwood.
• 29:48
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 29:48
  Speaker 10: That's Jay Underwood.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Which, again, I don't... Is there an image of him? Yeah,
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: there is.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Sort of, kind of, yeah. He did a few things
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: at that time and then disappeared. Same thing with the
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Lucy chick. I kind of remember her, but she very
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: quickly disappeared off the radar. All right, then we will
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: actually move into What's the Buzz?
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Groovy.
• 30:20
  Speaker 18: The wachowskis are back and a movie very unlikely for
• 30:27
  Speaker 18: them oh which i guess we'll get into have you
• 30:30
  Speaker 18: heard much about the wachowski.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Brothers and i'm using quotes right now yeah I hadn't
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: heard much about them and I guess I missed one
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: of the big stories which we'll get to at the
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: end if you guys haven't heard but first we'll do
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: this story the director is Wachowski who brought us the
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Matrix trilogy and Speed Racer I.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: Like Speed Racer I've seen that I hear visually it's
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: impressive enough to make up for the story shortcoming so that's.
• 31:03
  Speaker 10: Cool isn't one of them a chick now That's.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: A whole other... What? That was the other weird issue.
• 31:09
  Speaker 17: One of the.
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: I can't even say their names.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: The brothers.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: I guess we'll... It's a brother and sister, I guess.
• 31:15
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess we'll go ahead and jump to that.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Why don't they be the Wachowski brothers? It was Andy and.
• 31:20
  Speaker 10: The Wachowski siblings?
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It was Andy and Larry, and now it's Andy
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: and Lana?
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: Wait, wait, wait.
• 31:26
  Speaker 10: So Larry's sex changed?
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Larry, born a male, is now living as a female
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: under the name Lana Wachowski or Linda, according to some reports.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Though somewhat.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: That's just confusing.
• 31:37
  Speaker 8: Well, yeah.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't want that.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Pick a name.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Well, this is reports.
• 31:42
  Speaker 10: We can't choose our names.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: So, yeah. Though somewhat female.
• 31:47
  Speaker 10: Tell me, Bubba. Stop.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Though somewhat female in appearance... Uh, he, she is, has, uh,
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: not officially on that. We know it's still sort of
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: questionable as to whether or not he's had any official
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: sex change operation type of behavior. Yeah. So very strange.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's not like that's not going on a lot.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: And you know, you even got like the Arquette sibling,
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: but that's pretty much the only reason anybody knew who
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: that person was until I don't.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: Know anything about this Arquette thing.
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: Person.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: We can talk later about it.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: There's the other Arquette. There's like four now.
• 32:29
  Speaker 10: Wasn't he on a reality show?
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, that's the only reason anybody knew
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: who that person was was because of that and because
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: of their name. He was in Scream.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Sorry, that's the wrong one.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: No, you can't even make him an ugly woman.
• 32:45
  Speaker 10: No but this god no.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: This is a i mean the that's a pretty big
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: name so it's i don't know i haven't seen a
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: whole lot of celebrities that are that you know recognizable
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: deciding to just change genders midway and that's that's kind
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: of a very interesting uh platform yeah i guess so So, yeah,
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: that having been said.
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: So the siblings.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: The siblings, yeah, I guess we're not supposed to call
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: them the Wachowski brothers anymore.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: They're making a remake of Glen or Glinda, right?
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Kind of. They're heading down a road that had I not, again,
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: I read this first and before I'd even read the
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: other story and was like, this is strange for them.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: And then I read the other story and went, oh, okay. So, yeah,
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: they're now shooting material for their next project called CN9,
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: including shooting material with Ariana Huffington and Jesse Ventura. Figure
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: those out.
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: Jesse Ventura.
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: What?
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: So the premises for CN9 will be set in the
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: near future and involve a homosexual relationship between an American
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: soldier and an Iraqi as war in that nation continues
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: in the future. I was like, okay, that's kind of
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: a weird storyline anyway. But now it's even... What the fuck?
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: I guess a little more appropriate? I don't know.
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: Sounds like they might be going off the deep end.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe so. I mean, as if the two and
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: three in the Matrix series were deep enough. Yeah.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to do with that exactly. There's
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: a whole lot of confusing things going on there. Probably
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: in his life as well. That's... But yeah, and also
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: just a weird direction for them. If you take all
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: that out, it's like it's also supposed to be, you know,
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: not the crazy, weird, you know, over-the-top super CGI style
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: that they're known for.
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that they do.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: But they're billing it as a less flashy cinema verite style.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: So I'm like... they haven't done that in a long
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: like other than their first feature it's like there's really
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: nothing of theirs that shows them you know they can
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: even do that i mean they they did a good
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: job the first time out but yeah it's just kind
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: of weird that they're trying to return to that and
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: at the same time cross over into this special area.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah i don't know interesting times very strange fun.
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: Times I want to talk about the buzz that I'm
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: excited about, which has been kind of a buzz for
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: a while now, but it's even more exciting that the
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: trailer is actually out.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. Oh, yeah.
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: The Sharktopus trailer has made its debut this week.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, it has.
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: Sharktopus?
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Sharktopus.
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: Sharktopus.
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: The new Roger Corman film starring Eric Roberts and a Sharktopus.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 35:16
  Speaker 10: Half shark, half octopus.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Half puss.
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: All awesome.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: It growls, for God's sakes. It goes rawr.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: As it should.
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: I didn't know sharks had vocal cords and could make
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: any sounds whatsoever.
• 35:28
  Speaker 7: Or that they could conjoin with octopods.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, they also don't have eight legs, so.
• 35:32
  Speaker 10: It's a scientific thing.
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: They were creating the perfect weapon.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: And the perfect weapon has, like, the vocal cords of, like,
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: a grizzly bear.
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: And no option of leaving the ocean.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: No, it leaves the ocean.
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: How stupid of me to think this.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: You and your logical science.
• 35:50
  Speaker 12: Oh, Roger.
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: Octopus legs and growls.
• 35:55
  Speaker 10: Do they stick and like.
• 35:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, seriously.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: There are arm motions going on right now.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: They were basically awesome.
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: My roots cannot describe how excited I was the first time,
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: the second time, or the third time I watched this trailer.
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: And I'm still excited. I am excited. At the end
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: of the trailer, it says, Coming soon. And coming soon
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: is not fast enough because I want to see this
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: with every fiber of my being.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: The soundtrack is pretty awesome, too.
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: Oh, that song they play, the shark-to-puss song.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they have their own shark-to-puss song.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: It's kind of a little surf-y kind of... Campy 60s.
• 36:26
  Speaker 14: Giant.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: It's awesome.
• 36:28
  Speaker 10: We're going to have to watch it later.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: You know we are.
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: Okay. It's on.
• 36:31
  Speaker 10: It's on like Red Dawn. It's on.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: The sad part is, last week I watched the indie theater,
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: the trailer for the Piranha 3D, whatever the hell.
• 36:42
  Speaker 10: Which I so am going to go see.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: I want to see that too, but it's sad that
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: the Piranha special effects don't look any better than Sharktopus.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: What?
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Piranha which has got a pretty good amount of recognizable
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: names and i'm assuming eric roberts eric roberts i'm still
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: surprised he's in that but still that's pretty much.
• 37:01
  Speaker 6: They got money for their cgs.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: But that's the thing i expected a little uh i
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: mean for something that's making it two theaters and starring
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: all these people i thought well i mean that's the
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: thing you watch this trailer it looks like it should
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: be on the sci-fi.
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: Really back to back the shark.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Department Oh, yeah, it really should. And the thing is,
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: I'm not knocking it. That still looks awesome. But, yeah,
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: it looks so bad. The CGI is so bad in it.
• 37:26
  Speaker 10: I'm still going to be there seeing it, though.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: I expected it with Sharktopus, and it's on the SIFI channel. But, yeah,
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: this is going to theaters. I expected a little more
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: out of this. But, oh, well, it's 3D bad CGI,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: so I guess we'll go see that.
• 37:38
  Speaker 14: Who knows?
• 37:39
  Speaker 10: I'm totally in for that one.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you haven't seen the Sharktopus trailer, go look
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: for it right now because it is pretty damn awesome,
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: I have to say.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: Speaking of sci-fi, I forgot to mention, Misty and I
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: watched the, I guess it's kind of a steampunk version
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: of Beowulf starring Christopher Lambert.
• 37:57
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: Lambert.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: It was.
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: And Mac from Lightcore. And Mac from Lightcore, yeah.
• 38:02
  Speaker 10: It was weird.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: That's all I've heard.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: Lambert kind of looking like, what's that guy that everybody
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: likes on.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: The news reporter.
• 38:11
  Speaker 10: Anderson Cooper.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got kind of an Anderson Cooper look, you know,
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: going on.
• 38:14
  Speaker 10: Except for not hot.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: But then he does a lot of flips and does
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: his usual bad Lambert dialogue.
• 38:19
  Speaker 10: He is way too old for those flips.
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: He's going to break something.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: He's way too old for everything now.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: They cut away to a stunt double all the time,
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: and then it's just kind of him, the guy's doing flips,
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: and then he just kind of, you know.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Sort of, yeah.
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: It's kind of funny.
• 38:33
  Speaker 10: I can't face, like, get his face in my mind.
• 38:36
  Speaker 10: What was he?
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Highlander?
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: Okay yeah thanks i was like.
• 38:41
  Speaker 10: I know this name i.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Know his only real claim to fame he's in a
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: lot of stuff but nobody wants to claim the rest
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: of it yeah no nobody wants to claim the rest of.
• 38:51
  Speaker 12: It god what an abortion yeah yeah get a white
• 38:54
  Speaker 12: guy to play the asian god of thunder that makes
• 38:56
  Speaker 12: a lot of fucking sense right there it.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Does in america That's how we roll in this country.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Have you not seen The Last Airbender? They changed all
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: kinds of... I haven't seen that one either.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: I don't want to see it.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: There's a whole lot of.
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: Or David Carradine as the Asian guy in Crank 2.
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: CG Appa is so... I just saw the trailer and
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, that's the worst thing I've ever
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: seen in my frickin' life.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: Or David Carradine stealing Bruce Lee's part in fuckin'... Kung Fu?
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: Kung Fu.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: It's been going on for quite a while now.
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: I want to watch Crank 2 again and that sucks
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: because that movie's horrible.
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: It's awesome.
• 39:31
  Speaker 10: I love it.
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: I just want to watch the Corey part again with
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: his got milk shirt. Nice jugs or something.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Nice jugs.
• 39:40
  Speaker 10: That's awesome.
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: Yikes.
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: Continuing, is there any more buzz?
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: No, there's plenty more buzz. Bring on the buzz.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Sidetracked and derailed.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: All right, so this will tie into a very specific
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: faction of our geekery here. So after starring in I
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Am Legend, about a world taken over by zombies with
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: sort of vampire-like traits, Will Smith is now set to
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: produce and star in the adaptation of what some say
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: is the original vampire. It will be The Legend of Cain. Cain,
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: one of the sons of Adam and Eve.
• 40:11
  Speaker 10: Dean Cain?
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Yes. The ultimate evil is Dean Cain. You're right.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: No, Cain from Legacy of Cain.
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: Why didn't they make a movie of that? That's a
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: cool-ass game. Make a cool movie. They just screw it up.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, Lord.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, this would be Cain, the son of Adam
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: and Eve, the first murderer, if you will. And, yeah, lately,
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: you know, there's all kinds of crazy Bible stories. But, yeah,
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: in the recent years, they've claimed that he is the
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: first vampire, notably in the vampire... Why do they suck?
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: They need glitter.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: Do you give piggyback rides?
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: I still want a piggyback ride.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: You're going to kill somebody with that piggyback ride.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: I will.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: She tried to get me to give her a piggyback
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: ride in a big lot yesterday.
• 40:58
  Speaker 10: And you wouldn't.
• 40:58
  Speaker 9: No.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, Lord.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, most notably in the Vampire the Masquerade role-playing game,
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: and it's been borrowed for a lot of other vampire
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: stories now. So that's pretty much where the direction on
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: this Will Smith project is going to go. There's no
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: director attack, but the script is written by Kaylee Pinkett
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: and Dan Knopf, who is the writer of episodes of
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Carnival and Supernatural.
• 41:23
  Speaker 9: Oh, nice.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: So I figured you two would be schooled on this
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: because to tie it in, the Knopf guy who wrote
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: that episode of Supernatural specifically worked in that Dean and
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Sam are direct descendants of Kane. So there's your geek
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: tie in there.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Nice. That's pretty awesome.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: So who's playing Kane?
• 41:40
  Speaker 10: I like this.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: Will Smith.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: Will Smith's son.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Dean Kane is the ultimate evil, and Jaden.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: Jackie Chan.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Jaden has to come in and kill people with a stake,
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: and Jackie Chan helps him. Yeah, this sounds great. I
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know what to do with it.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Is this sort of an interesting project, or is it
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: just more vampire stuff?
• 41:59
  Speaker 7: It sounds kind of interesting-esque.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: I'll see the trailer and decide.
• 42:02
  Speaker 10: I'm pretty excited.
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: I like the people involved. I mean, you know, I
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: think Will can do good movies, and I think he's
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: kind of good at that. So, I don't know.
• 42:12
  Speaker 10: He normally doesn't pick crap.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Well, if you discount the last couple of years. But
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: in the past, he was in at least fun movies. See,
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: I haven't even watched that one.
• 42:24
  Speaker 13: It's incredibly sad, and if you want to see Will
• 42:26
  Speaker 13: Smith cry the entire time.
• 42:28
  Speaker 7: I don't want to see that happen.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking more of the Hitch movies.
• 42:32
  Speaker 8: Oh, God, yeah.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: That run of putting that stuff out.
• 42:34
  Speaker 10: I like Hitch, too.
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: I've avoided most of them.
• 42:37
  Speaker 10: I love it. It's Will Smith.
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: I do like Wild Wild West.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the Wild Wild West. He's had his down
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: points in the career, but he's usually pretty solid, so.
• 42:48
  Speaker 10: Don't talk bad about Will Smith.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: Big Willie Styles. I just want to know what happened
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: to DJ Jazzy Jeff.
• 42:55
  Speaker 8: He's dead.
• 42:56
  Speaker 9: Is he really?
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: No, he's not.
• 42:58
  Speaker 7: He actually still makes music.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: We're starting that rumor right now, though.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: Nobody cares about him.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: He had an album.
• 43:05
  Speaker 10: Come out last May.
• 43:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's really good, actually.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: But everybody listening, go out on the internet and put
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: that right now. I want to see it in a
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: couple of weeks rotating around the internet.
• 43:16
  Speaker 7: DJ Jazzy's dead.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Dude, did you hear? Jazzy Jeff's dead. We'll be like,
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: we started that.
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: We started it.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: So yeah, and then Jazzy Jeff calling.
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: Well, then we'll get noticed. That's how we'll get our notoriety. Just,
• 43:27
  Speaker 7: you know, bad press. It's still press, right?
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: It's just our random celebrities every show. And eventually somebody's
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: bound to catch on.
• 43:33
  Speaker 10: Or somebody's bound to die, and then we'll be right.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: Then we'll get millions of dollars.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: I love Betty White, but she's getting old. Don't talk
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: about Betty White like that.
• 43:42
  Speaker 10: Betty White's going to live forever.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: She is a deity always.
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: Already she was up awful late for an old person.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Oh lord Okay, so this one, I don't know what
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: to do with. Paramount Pictures this week picked up an
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: original pitch by rookie screenwriters. Original pitch?
• 44:01
  Speaker 10: Hold on.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, they don't do those. Well, okay, original in
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: the Hollywood sense because they're cramming two movies together.
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: But I give them credit. I don't even care who
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: these guys are. Nobody knows their name, but they sold
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: their first script, which was called Fuck You, I Win.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: I give them points for that. That's pretty awesome.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: It catches you. It kind of grabs you.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty awesome. Sadly, that's not the one they're making.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: This untitled script is reportedly a mixture of the basic
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: story of Victor Hugo's The Hunchback of Notre Dame and
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: the action-adventure story that is being compared to the Pirates
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: of the Caribbean. So, yeah. I don't know.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: A swashbuckling hunchback?
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: I'm like, that's a weird... Outer space.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, in outer space.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: That's a weird combination. And with the exception of Joni's
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: intense love for that kid from Masked, It's really hard to,
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: you know, people don't respond well to the lead actor having,
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: let's say, an unmarketable face.
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Because I think that was the problem with the Disney
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: animated Hunchback. I mean, that was really the first one
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: in that run that sort of took a nosedive. I mean,
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: after they came back with Little Mermaid, it was just,
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: you know, bigger and bigger.
• 45:08
  Speaker 17: Smash, smash, smash.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it was like... And then the Hunchback. Yeah,
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: it was like Beauty and the Beast was huge. Lion
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: King was ridiculously huge. And then Hunchback... kids, do you
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: really want to see this weird-looking kid?
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: I don't like movies that get ugly people in it.
• 45:21
  Speaker 10: I watch movies.
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: Even ugly cartoons.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: I want to see ugly people.
• 45:24
  Speaker 8: I'll go to Walmart.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 45:25
  Speaker 10: Because they're prettier than people we know.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: I want to see hunchbacks.
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: I'll go to Walmart.
• 45:31
  Speaker 10: Or apparently on Market.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: We had one today, yeah.
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: Or the zombie.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: The zombie on Bardstown Road. You were a good focus
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: group to go with because we're very superficial here.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 45:42
  Speaker 10: I still dream all the time.
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: It's a good thing he's pretty.
• 45:44
  Speaker 13: And I didn't ever get the fact that Esmeralda was
• 45:48
  Speaker 13: a whore.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: I didn't like that.
• 45:51
  Speaker 10: I was like, I don't like this.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: I like that part, but they just didn't show the
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: good part. This is a stupid Disney movie. oh man
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: so yeah i i don't know that just seems like
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: i can see the you know the the victor hugo
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: end of it because he had pretty good grand scale
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: stories and i guess but if you're it depends if
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: you're gonna make the hunchback the action adventure star if
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: not maybe he's just there to be like you know
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: the igor of the you know the the big you
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: know He's a sidekick. The hunky swashbuckler goes around doing
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: what he does, and then he's got him there to, like,
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: carry his bags and shit.
• 46:28
  Speaker 12: And he's got plucky quips that'll, like, inject into every situation,
• 46:33
  Speaker 12: and people will be like, aw, he's nice.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see, I could almost see that working. I can't
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: see the hunchback being the lead and carrying it.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: You work at, like, that one Sherlock Holmes movie where
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: it was, like, Sherlock Holmes was just... kind of like
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: the face, and Watson was the real one who solved
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: all the mysteries and was smart, and Sherlock was just
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: a complete bumbling fool.
• 46:53
  Speaker 11: Yep.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: You work it like that.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: See, that could be interesting, too. I don't see them
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: doing it.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: The hunchback, he battles all the monsters, and the good-looking
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: guy takes all the fame, and the women.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: It's like Inspector Gadget.
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: See, that could be a little like that. If it
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: wasn't for that damn dog and that kid, he wouldn't
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: solve a damn thing.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Penny's awesome.
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: Penny was awesome. Her book was really awesome. Her book.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: Her book computer.
• 47:18
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: Solved everything.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: You know you wanted one of those.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, I wanted Penny. What did you think he said?
• 47:22
  Speaker 10: When I was a kid, I was like, Penny, ooh.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: She made me crotch feel funny when I was a
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: little man.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yes, it was.
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: Very much so.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Don't pretend like it stopped now. All right. So there's
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: many to choose from here.
• 47:37
  Speaker 8: Let's see.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: We'll pick one or the other here. Do you want
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: some Amanda Seyfried or some Tinkerbell?
• 47:43
  Speaker 8: Amanda.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, good, because nobody cares about... They're trying to do
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: live-action Tinkerbell. Does anybody care?
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: I think it's somebody that's way too old, too.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: It's Elizabeth Banks.
• 47:50
  Speaker 10: Jamie Lee Curtis.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: I like Elizabeth Banks.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: Jamie Lee Curtis.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: Ouch.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Crotchety old Tinkerbell.
• 47:57
  Speaker 10: I can see her being Tinkerbell though.
• 47:59
  Speaker 13: Especially that short hair she has in those Timia commercials.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Yikes.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Man, if Tinkerbell needs some help in that area, I
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: think we need to give it up. So, yeah. Peek-a-boop.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: So the better option here, Amanda Seyfried, the star of
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Mamma Mia and co-star of HBO's Big Love and basically
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: every girly movie they make these days.
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: She's so cute.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: She will now be starring in a science fiction film
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: called I Am Mortal, which is spelled all funky. It's
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: I'm period mortal.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: It's, yeah.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: They have to spell everything funky now. They think they're cool. So, yeah,
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: it's a 20th Century Fox production. It is written and
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: will be directed by Andrew Nicol, whose past science fiction
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: films include Gattaca, which is actually awesome, and Simone, which
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: is another one spelled all funky with a one for
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: an I.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: Screw all that.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Just spell words right. So, yeah, this story is set
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: in the future where people can avoid aging and live
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: forever as long as they can continue to pay. So
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: the story will focus on a man who's being chased
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: because his time is up and Seyfried will play a
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: woman that he kidnaps along the way. Is it just
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: me or is this like another crammy? It's like Repo
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: the Genetic Opera with Logan's run.
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, i would.
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: Totally go for that shit i would.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: Pay to stay young i guess but it's just that
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: that pay to stay young thing is so beaten to
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: death at this point i mean we've had two repo
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: movies and there's like 14 other the island and every
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: other movie that sort of ties into that so Which.
• 49:33
  Speaker 10: I watched recently as well. I'm sorry, I forgot to throw.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: That in there.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: What about Iron Sky?
• 49:38
  Speaker 7: Doesn't anybody care about Iron Sky? Yeah, that looks bad.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: I want Iron Sky. I want Space Nazis.
• 49:43
  Speaker 7: Space Nazis from the moon.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: If you haven't heard of Iron Sky, go to their website,
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: Iron Sky, and vote on them to get that damn
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: movie made.
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: You can sponsor it, too.
• 49:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: They're a lot of money. Right after you get... Right
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: after you give us a lot of money, throw a
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: lot of money at them.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: Get that movie made.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: Nazis in space.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Love it.
• 50:05
  Speaker 7: So, yeah.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: To round it out, we'll come back to the previously
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: mentioned deity. You know what?
• 50:10
  Speaker 17: You love it.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: It's time for the remakes of the week. Or just remake, actually.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: The remake of the week.
• 50:17
  Speaker 10: No plurals.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: You only get one this time.
• 50:19
  Speaker 8: Hmm.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: So, yeah. And this one I'm surprised they haven't done.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: I actually was thinking about this recently, most recently yesterday,
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: because John Denver came on the radio, and I was like, man,
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: that John Denver was a cool dude, you know? I'm
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: pretty much alone in that thought, I know.
• 50:34
  Speaker 10: I love Jonathan.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: He's so square, you gotta like him, you know?
• 50:38
  Speaker 10: Haircut.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's such a dork, you gotta love him.
• 50:40
  Speaker 10: He's like pure for some reason.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: And he hung out with the Muppets. That's always a
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: big plus in my book, if you hang out with
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: the Muppets.
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: Are they remaking Final Destination? That's the first thing that
• 50:48
  Speaker 6: pops in my head when I hear you say it.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: And I like that tie-in. I always thought that was
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: a clever tie-in for them. No, this one, but I'm
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: just surprised they haven't gotten around to this already. Warner
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Brothers is now in the works to greenlight a remake
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: of the 1977 comedy Oh God. Oh, what? Which I
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: kind of, like it's been 77. I can't believe this
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: movie is big and recognizable as that they haven't done already.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: So if you don't know, yeah, it had George Burns
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: as God, which he kind of was. We know that.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: And John Vendor was the normal guy, and he ropes
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: him into helping him spread the word or whatever the
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: hell was going on. So, yeah, after following the reception
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: of her guest appearance on Saturday Night Live, the producer
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: hopes to entice Betty White to star in the remake
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: as God, I'm assuming. Hell yeah. People love some Betty White.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: So at this point, I can actually see people getting
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: behind that just because it's Betty White.
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: How come people didn't love Rue McClanahan as much?
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Because she was a whore.
• 51:46
  Speaker 10: Yeah, she was kind of whore-ish.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: She was a man.
• 51:49
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 51:50
  Speaker 10: Oh, I love Bea Arthur.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: I like Bea Arthur, too.
• 51:53
  Speaker 10: And the other lady.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: The poor forgotten one that was the old lady, but
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: she wasn't really the old lady. And yet still died first.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: So what are you going to do? So crotchety. They're
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: all pretty crotchety. Except for Betty White, because everybody.
• 52:09
  Speaker 10: Loves Betty White.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Everybody does.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, as if that wasn't about, you know, kind
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: of hitting the nail on the head, the lovable human
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: that would, you know, now be the John Denver person
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: is Paul Rudd.
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: Who cares about Paul Rudd now?
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Everybody does. He's in everything all of a sudden.
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: I don't care about Paul Rudd.
• 52:25
  Speaker 10: Who's Paul Rudd again?
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: He was cool, like, ten years ago, but... Or no,
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: more than that. No, he was clueless.
• 52:33
  Speaker 10: Yeah, his stepbrother in Clueless. Yeah.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: I never saw Clueless. When he was in Clueless, he
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: was cool, but I can't believe it took him this long.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: He's just now getting to the point where they're giving
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: him lead roles. I was like, that was a long
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: time ago. I was like, that's weird.
• 52:48
  Speaker 8: Anchorman.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: Who is he in Anchorman?
• 52:51
  Speaker 7: He was a third. He wasn't Brock. He wasn't Frank.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: He wasn't.
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: It's best to just let it go.
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: He's awesome. I like him.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: I like him.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: So, I don't know. I just think it's funny that
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: it took him that long. Yeah, I mean, to me,
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: he's definitely playing that same part over and over again.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: He's always Mr. Nice Guy. So, I mean, I can
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: definitely see that working. This is one of those I don't.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: look forward to it necessarily but at the same time
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: i think there is something new that they could do
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: with it it's been a long time there's definitely a
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: different way that they could take it especially if they
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: wanted to get kind of you know a little into
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: the heavier religious end of it which they probably won't
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: they'll make it a stupid comedy but i think there's
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: a lot bigger issues that they could you know make
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: a more interesting movie with that they'll probably won't is.
• 53:36
  Speaker 10: It a happy madison production.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Oh god i hope not It doesn't say, so I'm
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: sure they would have slapped that on there if he
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: had his name attached to it in any way, shape,
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: or form.
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: Probably.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:46
  Speaker 17: All right.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: So that will take us out of the buzz section
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: and into what I'm going to bill as the part
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: four in this trilogy of terror. So, yeah, I've forced
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: at least some of you poor bastards to watch, you know,
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: three of these movies. So the fourth one was such
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: a weird, strange little thing. I wasn't even going to
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: subject you to it. The fourth entry into this little...
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Film Festival of Maria is a movie called Love Me
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Like I Do.
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: 1970.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: I think it was originally released in Sweden, if that
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: gives you a good idea of what kind of movie
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: we're talking about.
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: Hey, there are some good Swedish movies.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but in 1970.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: In 1970 with a lot of naked people.
• 54:29
  Speaker 17: Yes.
• 54:30
  Speaker 6: There were some naked people in Cold Break.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: That doesn't surprise me. Naked people in horror movies, yeah,
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: kind of go hand in hand.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there was one called Made in Sweden. Is that
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: a Russ movie or anything?
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: I don't remember.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, the plot synopsis is, Sharon is a seemingly
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: content suburban wife with a nice husband, house, and family
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: until she discovers that her husband is cheating on her
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: with the neighborhood nympho. Yeah, you know you're in trouble when.
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: Sounds like an episode of Red Shoe Diaries.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it kind of does. But you know you're in
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: trouble when one of the first lines that you get
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: in it is, please don't forget the pickles.
• 55:06
  Speaker 10: What the pickles?
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: You know you're in trouble. This is one of the
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: main lines they focus on right off the bat. And
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: even before the credits are over, Maria is shaking her
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: ass into the camera. And then, I believe not one,
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: but two guys grab her ass immediately. But did she
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: have a nice ass? Yeah, I'm not going to argue.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: She looked good back in the day. And was freakishly
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: skinny back then.
• 55:29
  Speaker 10: She didn't have 70s ass? Because that's not hot.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: No, no, she was normal. But yeah, but like 70s waist,
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: like she was like... fucking starving it's it's amazing how
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: skinny she is and then like the whole rest of
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: her is normal but like her waist is like freakishly skinny.
• 55:42
  Speaker 12: Disappears almost down to yeah it's kind of weird it's
• 55:45
  Speaker 12: like how do all those guts fit in pack me they've.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: Migrated down to her cheeks yeah Slap her ass. She's like, oh,
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: it's my lungs.
• 55:55
  Speaker 10: It's my kidneys.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: So yeah, last night I decided to take this upon
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: myself and watch it just to round out the show.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: So we didn't have, you know, that's probably the only
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: other one I was sort of interested in watching.
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: I don't want to sit around and watch porn with
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: you guys.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I figured. That was one of the
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: ones that would sort of detract. And it's not really porn.
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: It's like softcore.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: It's definitely softcore. It's 70s softcore. Because, yeah, I noticed
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: early on you get... Well, right off the bat, you
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: get like... Within minutes, you've got one of the neighbor's
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: strips down in front of the entire neighborhood at this party. Nice.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: And then, you know, gets naked and jumps in the
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: pool and... And you cut in and out with all
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: these other little lines going on. They're doing like this
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: little cut in with this old couple about all women
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: being exhibitionist and... They work in these other little... It's
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: almost like they're doing little clips from Laugh-In. It's like
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: they cut away to people and they're doing little... But
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: half of them aren't even jokes. They're not even funny.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: They're making comments along the way. They're making comments about the.
• 56:56
  Speaker 12: So it's a commentary on their own movie while they're
• 56:59
  Speaker 12: making the movie?
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: Well, no.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: It's on society. It's in between people dancing around and
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: the whole neighborhood of old people doing go-go dancing. They'll, like,
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: cut away to, like, a couple of people standing, and
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: they'll make, like, some sort of comment about, you know,
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: the way Republicans are. They'll make some sort of comment
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: about the economic state of the world. I'm just like,
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: what the hell is this? They sort of get away
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: from that as time goes on. But, yeah, it's very strange.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: They're selling out!
• 57:25
  Speaker 11: You dogmatic, fanatic liberal. Now, you know very well us
• 57:29
  Speaker 11: conservatives have a terrible hang-up about sex. The kid tells
• 57:32
  Speaker 11: me he's got a chance to get rid of all that.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: You mean you actually listened to what the kid had
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: to say?
• 57:37
  Speaker 11: A figure with a Ph.D. in basket weaving from his
• 57:40
  Speaker 11: black studies, he can join some hippie commune. And then
• 57:43
  Speaker 11: he can practice group sex now. Isn't that wonderful?
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: Group sex?
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Gangbang?
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: Who needs it?
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: Three guys is.
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: Enough for me.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: But, yeah, it quickly... I don't know. Back to the naked. Yeah,
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: there's lots of T & A, but the women in
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: question usually conveniently cover the downstairs business.
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: So you can tell I think they were shooting for
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: an R, or at least keep it in most theaters,
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: because I think if you cross that line... yeah yeah
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: you get bumped to uh nothing but like porn theaters
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: so that probably and you know if if you're looking
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: for man goods you're in trouble you get a little
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: ass but you know all you get is tna in
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: this movie there's plenty of that but swinging junk yeah
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: if you're looking for that you're in trouble watchman in
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: there no there's no watchman action in.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: This one no bubble and squeak Just a heads up if.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: That's, you know, what you're looking for.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: No bangers and mash.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: Or looking to avoid it either way.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: No cash and prizes. No cash and prizes.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, it quickly moves into some drunk driving that
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: almost immediately moves into a police chase.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: Almost.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it, like, lines up the tasteless areas
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: of entry here. Let's see. They throw in tons of.
• 58:55
  Speaker 10: Entry.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Entry.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of that, too. It was funny when
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: I think back about asking her about this movie and
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: realizing what's going on in it. Because I hadn't seen
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: it at the time. Because, yeah, she's just big close-up
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: shots of her ass as she's naked gyrating on top
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: of this guy.
• 59:09
  Speaker 11: And I'm like.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: huh, she didn't mention this in the movie.
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: I wondered why she got so uncomfortable when I mentioned this.
• 59:16
  Speaker 7: She didn't seem to, though, which is good.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she just kind of was like, oh, wow, okay,
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: if you want to talk about that.
• 59:21
  Speaker 6: So, yeah, I was kind of surprised.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: She was a good sport about it. She played along
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: with me asking about her semi-porn.
• 59:26
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: But.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I think it was one of those, they
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: were just getting to that point of being able to
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: talk about all this stuff going on, sort of.
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: That's semi-porn. I picture two semis.
• 59:36
  Speaker 10: Like two 18-wheelers.
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 59:47
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: Two trucks doing it.
• 59:48
  Speaker 10: The thing is, they're Transformers.
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: They start popping out.
• 59:53
  Speaker 10: When's that one coming out? Transformer porn. Transponers.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. Oh, God.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: What's that knock-off company that keeps putting them out?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 7: Transmorphers?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's that company, though?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever that knock-off company is, they need to get
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: on them.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 10: Lionsgate, listen up.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, Lord. Oh, I mean.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 10: How did it get there?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: Semi-porn. So yeah, this semi-porn. They were just getting to
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: the point of being able to sort of mention some
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: of this stuff. So they're throwing in all these buzzwords
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: at the moment. It's like every couple of scenes they
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: have to throw in terms like nymphomaniac or they have
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: to discuss one of the housewives being frigid. So it's
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: like they're working in all these terms that it was
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: just sort of coming to the point where you could
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: almost mention them in polite society or the polite society
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: of a darkened theater at midnight somewhere where people were
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: getting it on. So, yeah, I don't know. You get
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: people saying, like, again, they're trying to make these statements.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: You've got a woman that delivers the line, I don't
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: believe in adultery, to which the guy casually throws off,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: why not? I was like, alright, I guess if that's
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: going to be your attitude, we don't really have anything
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: else to talk about, do we? Why not? Speaking of which,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: this is the same character who, minutes later, rapes some woman.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: And then, casually, mind you, and on... To make it
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: even more insulting.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 10: Casual rape?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: He didn't have a problem with it.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 19: Are you one of those rodents that think anything goes,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 19: provided you don't get caught?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 10: Oh, I don't mind getting caught once in a while.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 19: You're a prized specimen of unmitigated gall.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: You better get your little gun.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 10: While you still have the chance.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't dare.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes, I would.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: And told her ahead of time, if that's what it takes,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: that's what I'll do.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: And, yeah, then follows it up with the whole scene
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: almost becomes a joke afterwards. Like, she was sort of
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: okay with it after the fact. And I'm like, that's
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: even more insulting. I was like, what the fuck is
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: going on in this movie? So... Yeah, then it enters
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: into a big section of... And midway through, I'm like, well,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: that's the thing. I look up at some point, and
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, well, whatever. Is this almost over?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: It was at the halfway point.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, shit.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm glad you did this to yourself.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see, that's... You guys... Yeah, you're welcome. Because, yeah.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: I feel like I needed to watch it. I'm glad
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: I have seen it, but... Even once you get, I mean,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: there's sort of the fun of the cheesiness of the
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: 70s and the outfits and the interior of their houses
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: and all that. But you get to the midway point
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: and it just becomes, you know, all the fun of
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: couples fighting.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: Yay.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 6: It really is.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: It's just like a real relationship fights over and over again.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: I'm like, is this what I want to be watching?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: Get back to some go-go dancing or something.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Jesus.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: You're mixed up. What you're referring to is that warm glow, Latsa.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 6: Money is playing with things.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 19: Sex is playing with your body.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: Somebody else's. All games are boring in the end.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 10: Oh, love is not a game.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: Hell no.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: And money isn't a game to me either.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 11: I'm ripping my guts out year after year and losing
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 11: more money every double shift I put in.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 19: Your pride is hurt. So you torture me for some
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 19: obscure reason. Maybe you do it to punish yourself for all.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, spare me the head-shrinking bit. I'm not that sick.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: Rape and arguing is not fun. Stop showing it to me.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: so i like this yeah and then it ups the
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: ante and you get all the fun of spouse abuse
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: yay so yeah it just it lines up all the
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: tasteless activities in this movie this movie an a plus
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah it's um yeah so freakishly weirdness it it
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: does it has all this weird like it at one
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: point towards the end the guy compares a marriage to
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: an old pickup truck and you know how it quits
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: working for you sometimes so yeah it i don't know
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: what it wants to do with this movie it's like
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: it wants to be semi-porn but then it also wants
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: to have some sort of message but then it also
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: just wants to push the envelope of how much it
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: can throw at you it's it's a 70s movie it's
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: one of those you know grindhouse kind of movies and
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: it definitely just plays all the notes it needs to
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: to sort of get people's attention basically so Yeah, and
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: tons of sex scenes, by the way. So at one
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: point I was like, this is just sex with the soundtrack. Like,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: it would just cut from one scene of people doing
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: it to another, and you would have, don't get me wrong,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: some awesome music going on, by the way. Total full-on
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: porn soundtrack. So, yeah. Oh, and Misty, it had your
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: tacky mirrors. The mirrors that you know... They were doing it.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: We talked about it.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: I'm going to get me some of those mirrors and
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 6: totally do my whole bathroom.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 10: Mirrors with like the cracks in them?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 8: The gold.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: The gold flecks. If you were in a house in
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: the 70s, it probably had these in it.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 10: My grandmother's house still does.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 8: Yep, see?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: Sneak them out for me. It had those, and they
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: were doing it in front of them, so it kind
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: of ruins it for you. but some of those movies.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 13: Always remind me of doing coke not that i've done
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 13: and or do.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: But if you're going to it's going to be off
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: of those yeah yeah.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 13: I think it's because of uh forrest gump like forrest
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 13: gump with jenny did he do.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 7: Oh no jenny did she.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: Was like doing it she's like i'm gonna jump off
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: this building i'm blocked out that whole damn movie i
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: love forrest gump you don't like forrest gump no.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: You're stupid yeah So, yeah, notably the stars of this
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: were not just Maria, but the doctor from Blood Mania,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: your favorite movie from two weeks ago. Yeah, he's like
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: one of the main husbands in it, too. So, yeah,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: we get a nice little reunion there. Actually, this was
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: made before. He's the one that by the end of
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: it has hooked up with everybody, much like Blood Mania.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: They're standing in a room, there's three women there talking,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: and they're talking about doing it with him. He's hiding
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: outside listening, by the way, but I realize as they
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: walk in, he's done it with everybody in that room
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: Well, that was in his contract.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: I guess, but then they all start.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: Comparing and i was just like did i take notes
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: this yeah i was like this this this is a
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: weird scene and everybody in this movie's a slot so
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: yeah i don't know the the other notable star which
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: i if you're into the uh she wolf movies uh
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: i think it's diane thorn of the ilsa fame she's
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: actually this was i guess pre-ilsa but yeah the she
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: wolf of the ss yeah uh and she plays the
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: the doormat housewife the one that just sort of gets
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: strung along the whole time and He's screwing around on her,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: and she still, like, wants to stay married and wants to,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: you know, stay together for the kids. So, yeah, this
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: is a very weird movie, and if you want to
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: watch it for the experience of the 70s... I'm gonna pass. Yeah,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: the weird combination of what they're trying to do. But, yeah, it's...
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: It really ends with a silly attempt at a happy ending.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: That's what really is kind of the, I mean, in
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: a movie full of people who are completely dysfunctional. Happy ending. So, yeah,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: in a movie filled with people that are completely dysfunctional
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: and screw each other over the entire movie, it tries to,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: you know, wrap it all up with a happy ending
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: of many sorts. So, yeah, I don't understand. It's a
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: very strange idea, so... Yeah, there you go. There's the
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: fourth entry in the Trilogy of Terror.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: Yay.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: Simple, simple.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: You like my simple?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: You like my simple?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: Semi-poor.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 6: I'd rather watch.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 10: That I'd watch.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: Have you not seen Southland Tales? I know you have.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: I loved that movie. Don't you remember the SUVs doing it?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: It was just like that.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: They did an episode of that on Transformers, didn't they?
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  Speaker 5: Or no, not Transformers.
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  Speaker 2: What cartoons were you watching?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: Fritz the Transformer.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: What is that? Robot Chicken, but that wasn't it.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: That was Optimus Prime getting colon cancer.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: That's what it was. That one is awesome, though.
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  Speaker 10: I'll get you some black coffee, you hardy pooper.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you were my best friend.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 6: I don't want black coffee.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: I want a man.
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  Speaker 10: You made that abundantly clear. What got into you all
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 10: of a sudden besides the liquor?
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: I can't remember the last time I slept with a guy.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 11: Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 10: Not now. Oh, think about it tomorrow morning.
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  Speaker 2: All right, so with that, we will wrap up part one.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: Come back and join us for this week's Sofa Theater feature,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: Wonder Women.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 7: Do it, do it, do it.
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  Speaker 5: Woo!
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: All right. Woo!
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 10: Semi.
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  Speaker 3: Semi.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 9: When all the time I keep saying I'm quitting you.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 15: Woman, there's something that you got.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 16: I don't exactly know just what.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: Woman, how do you make.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 10: Me love you like I do?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 9: Woman, how do you make me I work so hard
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 9: each day And I can hardly wait To run and
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 9: bring you home my.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 16: Babe Now there's something that you got I don't really
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 16: know just what How do you.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: Make me love you like I do.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 9: Down through the years, in my lifetime, I've been so
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 9: jealous of you, my love. And there was times that
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 9: friends tried to tear us apart when I had to gossip.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: And there was times when I thought.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 9: That my buddies had something better than me. But I
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 9: found out that You can't get everything you.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 10: Want and have everything you see.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 15: How do you make me love.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 16: You like I do?
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 9: And all the time I can't say I'm quitting you.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 9: I don't exactly know what you got.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 8: Whatever it is, I want you to love me.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 7: Tell me, woman, how do you.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 15: Make me love you like I do?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 10: Woman, how do you.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 9: Make me love you?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 10: Oh, how do you make me love you?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 9: Oh, how do you.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 10: Make me love you? Please don't forget the pickles.
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  Speaker 2: This show is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and
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  Speaker 2: edited by Brian Renfro, with opening music performed by The Empires.
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• 1:12:06
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