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Doug and Janelle's 2nd DATE UPDATE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: The next segment we're going to do is called second
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  Speaker 1: Date Update, because that's what we're going to try and
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  Speaker 1: get and that's what the bit is called.
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  Speaker 2: Second Date Update starts right now on John Jay and
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  Speaker 2: Ridge one A four to seven John Jay Rich tip
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  Speaker 2: for Second Ight Update, Doug. Someone's blown off, Doug, Doug,
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  Speaker 2: what's your story? Welcome?
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  Speaker 3: Hey guys, good morning. Okay, so I'm falling because I'm
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  Speaker 3: honestly just really confused. To be honest, probably went on
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  Speaker 3: this date with this girl, and I swear it went great.
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  Speaker 3: It really did. When we were texting before the date,
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  Speaker 3: she told me she's super adventurous and likes doing fun
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  Speaker 3: stuff like planned, you know, booked one of those those
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  Speaker 3: escaped room type things where people go and just kind
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  Speaker 3: of have fun. It's like a big game type stuff.
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  Speaker 3: And it was seriously so fun, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Like we worked really well together. We were joking the
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  Speaker 3: whole time. She's super outgoing, she's clever, she's witty. There
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  Speaker 3: wasn't any awkward silence, no weird energy, nothing, you know.
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  Speaker 3: After we talked for a bit, we even hugged and
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  Speaker 3: we kissed. It was really cool, and we kiss goodbye
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  Speaker 3: and everything seemed normal, and now I'm like, what the heck,
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  Speaker 3: nothing happened nothing. I texted her the next day saying
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  Speaker 3: I had a great time and haven't hurt back at all.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just bummed, honestly. That's what I'm calling you, guys,
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  Speaker 3: because I don't feel like I did anything wrong, and
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how to go from such a good
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  Speaker 3: time to total complete silence.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that seems weird, unless well, I mean you can
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  Speaker 4: feel the vibe, because like some people are escape room
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  Speaker 4: people and game people, and some people are not really
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  Speaker 4: into like that type of activity.
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  Speaker 2: Date.
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  Speaker 4: But if you said you were feeling such great vibes,
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  Speaker 4: I don't necessarily know, unless like she had an ex
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  Speaker 4: boyfriend come back in her life, right she decided, or
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  Speaker 4: she's dating multiple people and she just decided she had
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  Speaker 4: a stronger connection with someone else.
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  Speaker 1: Because I automatically thought with the escape room maybe I
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  Speaker 1: was like, Okay, maybe you were a little too intense,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because sometimes people are game people and sometimes
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  Speaker 1: they are but it's like you guys, kissed and hugged after.
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  Speaker 2: That's confusing.
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  Speaker 5: That's the problem.
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  Speaker 1: The problem.
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  Speaker 2: He's a bad kisser, you or her or something. Lizards
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  Speaker 2: did you or her poop in the escape room yet? Scared?
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  Speaker 6: No, no, none of that, nothing like that.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: I just saw this meaning about that. Do you guys
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  Speaker 2: see the meme? The first of my stories about an
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  Speaker 2: escape room? He was when I was a kid. I
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  Speaker 2: got so scared I pooped the escape room. My brother
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  Speaker 2: will never let me down. He always brings it up.
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  Speaker 2: My brother had to have brain surgery the other day
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  Speaker 2: and there was a good chance to never forget his memory.
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  Speaker 2: And he goes, I just got this text, and the
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  Speaker 2: textas I'm out of surgery, and I still remember.
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  Speaker 7: You crapped your past, buddy. It's hilarious. All right, Doug,
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  Speaker 7: let's call her. We'll find out why she's blowing you off.
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  Speaker 7: What's her name?
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  Speaker 2: You know? All right, We're gonna get Janelle on the
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  Speaker 2: phone and find out why she's blowing you off. Second
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  Speaker 2: date update because he's next with John Jane rich Jane
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  Speaker 2: rich John Jane Richard the Middle Second date update Doug
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  Speaker 2: Engine Now.
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  Speaker 5: Well, Doug and Janelle had a first date that ended
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  Speaker 5: up with a long kiss in a hug. Doug took
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  Speaker 5: his date to an escape room, but the only thing
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  Speaker 5: Janelle is escaping is an entire future relationship with Doug altogether.
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  Speaker 2: Because she's ghosting up. Let's find out why. Yeah, because Doug,
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  Speaker 2: you said, the day is going great. Everything went great, right,
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  Speaker 2: everything went great.
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  Speaker 6: It was the energy was there and the vibes were right,
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  Speaker 6: and I just don't know what happened.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's get it. Let's get her on right now,
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  Speaker 2: let's get her own. Hello, Janelle, you're on the radio,
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  Speaker 2: John J. Rich. Can we talk you on the air?
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  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, sure, Okay, So here's the deal. We got
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  Speaker 2: a call from a guy that went on a date
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  Speaker 2: with you. He said that it was fantastic, stick like that,
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  Speaker 2: there was chemistry, you were laughing, joking, had a great time.
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  Speaker 2: But he feels that you're blowing him off. And from
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  Speaker 2: what we gather, if everything he says is true, we
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  Speaker 2: can't figure out why you're blowing him off. We have
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  Speaker 2: some assumptions, but we thought we'd just call you and
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  Speaker 2: just hear it from you. We're talking about Doug. Shut up,
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  Speaker 2: Doug and Doug dig Doug? What's that from?
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  Speaker 4: And Doug as commercial as those insurance commercials?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, and Doug, Doug have a mustache, word glasses and
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  Speaker 8: carry lema with him.
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  Speaker 9: So Doug called you. I'm dead, Yeah, yeah, I'm literally dying.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: So I mean, i'll tell you what happened. This is
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  Speaker 9: so stupid, like for just the preface, it's dumb. And
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  Speaker 9: I totally know that he was great. The date was
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  Speaker 9: so fun. We actually had a really good time. He
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  Speaker 9: took me to an escape room and it was so fun.
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  Speaker 9: But I literally I had this one intrusive thought that
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  Speaker 9: I could not shake, like the whole time. It just
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  Speaker 9: was killing me. So like, yeah, his name is Doug,
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  Speaker 9: and I'm sorry, but like that's a dog's name, Like
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  Speaker 9: it's Doug is a dog's name. And we're in the
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  Speaker 9: escape room and I'm like, Doug.
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  Speaker 3: Come here, Come here, Doug.
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  Speaker 9: And then my head, I'm like, oh my god, like
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  Speaker 9: I'm calling to a Golden Retriever and it's like it's
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  Speaker 9: funny because like he totally has that Golden Retriever energy
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  Speaker 9: and it just I tried so hard to get over it,
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  Speaker 9: but every time I said his name, it just was
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  Speaker 9: ticking me out.
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  Speaker 2: Doug.
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  Speaker 9: I know, it's like not rational, but I just could
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  Speaker 9: not unhear it.
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  Speaker 6: And like, right, hello dog, like the little.
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  Speaker 9: Like Doug days guys said yeah, so after that, I
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  Speaker 9: was like, oh my god, like I can't. And then
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  Speaker 9: I didn't know what to say, and so then I
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  Speaker 9: ghosted and yeah it's stupid.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I'm so that's it, Like you legitimately cannot
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  Speaker 2: see a life of a guy named Doug because his
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  Speaker 2: name is Doug.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know. It just icked me out. Once
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  Speaker 9: you get the.
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  Speaker 2: Ick, it's like, yeah, no, I get it, I get it,
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  Speaker 2: You're out. I don't know. Well, I wonder how Doug
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  Speaker 2: feels about that. Doug. You know, Doug you should be.
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  Speaker 3: I know you were on the phone. Yeah, yeah, here
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  Speaker 3: I am.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, are you sitting?
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  Speaker 2: You're a good boy.
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  Speaker 6: Like I'm actually kind of laughing now here in the story.
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  Speaker 6: It's silly, But like the second you said it, I
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  Speaker 6: got it. Like I hear what you're saying.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe you got Maybe you need like a cool te
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  Speaker 5: t bone name or something like that, like a nickname
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  Speaker 5: that she can call you instead of Doug.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have a middle name?
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  Speaker 9: You liked him? I just like I could not get
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  Speaker 9: out of my head every time I thought of you
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  Speaker 9: after that.
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  Speaker 2: He's your middle name, scruffy? No, do you have a
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  Speaker 2: middle name?
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  Speaker 6: No? I mean no, it's it's no.
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  Speaker 3: She's got a good point.
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  Speaker 6: Dog is a very family dog that lives to be
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  Speaker 6: fourteen names exactly.
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  Speaker 2: All right, they're cute together. You guys are kid. Do
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  Speaker 2: you want to go out again? Or no? You just
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  Speaker 2: can't do it because of the Doug name. Can come
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  Speaker 2: doogie d Manud's middle name? If it's not scup, what's
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  Speaker 2: your middle name?
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  Speaker 4: Don't buy that.
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  Speaker 9: I actually have an idea.
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  Speaker 3: Hear me, hear me out.
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  Speaker 6: You know what about if we go on another date
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  Speaker 6: but you call me Douglass, you actually call me my
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  Speaker 6: my legit name a.
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  Speaker 2: Town in southern Arizona.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, wait, but that's actually kind of hot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, by switch all right.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 9: I feel like I don't know how to explain it,
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  Speaker 9: but that's actually kind of working on me.
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  Speaker 3: They are for special cages and that's good.
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  Speaker 2: He like wasn't even offended. He's just like, all right,
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  Speaker 2: let's rule with this.
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  Speaker 9: It's like giving golden retriever.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah good, all right, good, they're a successful second update,
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  Speaker 8: you guys go out again with Douglas, Janelle and Douglas.
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  Speaker 3: You want to hand this week?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe perfect do it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: No, I think I'm in and I will not go
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  Speaker 9: see this time, I swear.
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  Speaker 2: And Doug, does anybody here know why the limu is called?
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  Speaker 2: It's limu emu. Do you know why?
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  Speaker 1: Because it rhymes?
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  Speaker 2: No, It took me a long time. I figured it out. Liberty,
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  Speaker 2: mutual l I and mutual limu limu that I like that.
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  Speaker 2: I like a lot. And Doug, Yeah, all right, Doug,
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  Speaker 2: thank you guys for going on there with us.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you all right.
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  Speaker 2: That's second update on one four seven Kiss FM.