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Prom Dress Dibs & Georgia's Birthday! · On Air with Ryan Seacrest

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  Speaker 1: From Hollywood to you. Thank you for listening to us.
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  Speaker 2: Ryan Air on Air with a Ryan Seacrest.
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  Speaker 1: sisty tiny, Good morning y'all. How are you doing? Certainty
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  Speaker 1: We could learn something, I hope.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's so nervous about that. Clouds this morning and
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  Speaker 1: mid nineties on Thursday. I'm starting to break out those
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  Speaker 1: shirts with those sleeves today. Obviously we'reing sleeves at work.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Baby, So Arm.
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  Speaker 1: Went down a Gold's gym to get a little work
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  Speaker 1: out in in Venice. You ever gone there?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: Is that the gym outside?
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  Speaker 1: Well, they've got outside, They've got so many things. I'm
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  Speaker 1: went down there. So Harvey eleven works out all the time.
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  Speaker 4: Huh, there you go right there.
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  Speaker 1: Feast your eyes on it. Yeah, that's right, Seves.
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  Speaker 4: Can you lob that in the group chat?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll love it up later. So we're into a
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  Speaker 1: second date update this morning. That's coming up and free gas.
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  Speaker 1: your assistant tiny. Great to have you along, Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 1: Our intern Sophia here as well. Coming up, free gas
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  Speaker 1: every hour in the morning and some not s very
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  Speaker 1: farm tickets. Also, I'll tell you when you go to
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom at work or a public bathroom and you
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  Speaker 1: have all the stalls, which stall do you go to?
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  Speaker 1: Human nature takes most people to unstall and that's the dirtiest.
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  Speaker 1: And I'll tell you what that is.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, I hope it's not my stall.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of which, I was getting my coffee yesterday and
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  Speaker 1: it was at a Starbucks and I went in and
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  Speaker 1: I said, hey, can I just use the bathroom while
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  Speaker 1: you're getting my order? No problem, here's the code. She
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  Speaker 1: gives me the code. And then there was a person
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  Speaker 1: in the bathroom for a long time, you know, had
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  Speaker 1: the red thing up like taken occupied occupied, That's what
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  Speaker 1: it was. And there's a keypad there and I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: the number, saying that, I'm saying the number, and then
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  Speaker 1: I start looking out my phone and replying to text messages.
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  Speaker 1: Now I forgot that code.
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  Speaker 5: Number's gone.
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  Speaker 1: This is like a real cognitive test, remember in the
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  Speaker 1: code at the bathroom. So I didn't know what to do.
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  Speaker 1: Do I go back to the barist then say, I'm
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  Speaker 1: so sorry, my head's a little thick. I didn't what
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  Speaker 1: was the code again? Or do I not go to
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom because I don't wan admit that I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: remember a six digit code while waiting for one person
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  Speaker 1: come out of the bathroom.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, you just wait until that person comes out and
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  Speaker 5: then you close the door.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't come out. They ran in there for a
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  Speaker 1: long time. It's another issue. My coffee was ready. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't remember the code. I was too I was too
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  Speaker 1: embarrassed to go back up and ask for the number again,
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  Speaker 1: So I left it time to be going to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, would done the same thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, But like guys can go anywhere, he's not going
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  Speaker 4: to go outside in a bush.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, I was on a main street in
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  Speaker 1: the South Bay, and I'm not I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: bush in the forest anyway. Number one, Number two, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not pulling over on the side of the road. Number three,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going on a street that has coffee shops
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  Speaker 1: and stores, you know, anything.
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  Speaker 5: Pushing their strollers and don't.
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  Speaker 1: Walk their dogs. Not gonna happen. But I was like
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  Speaker 1: a stress. What a cognitive test that was? Now, gash
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  Speaker 1: There one of two point seven. It's kiss FM, Ryan
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  Speaker 1: Seacrestis and Tanya. George's twelfth birthday is today, So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: big party, big celebration coming up. George's birthday, Happy birthday, Georgia, Georgia,
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  Speaker 1: her coming over and who else is coming? Oh and
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  Speaker 1: my exes in our other dog that she has coming over.
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  Speaker 1: So I was gonna invite you guys, But I decided
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  Speaker 1: not to Sisaney Antwana because you judge.
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  Speaker 5: You judge.
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  Speaker 1: You would judge that the other dog that I once
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  Speaker 1: had that went with my ex and my ex are
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  Speaker 1: coming over for the party in the celebration, you would judge.
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  Speaker 1: So I didn't invite you.
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  Speaker 5: I wouldn't judge at all. I would think it's very
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  Speaker 5: excuse me.
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  Speaker 1: You both tell me you can't be friends with I mean,
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  Speaker 1: how would And Georgia wants to see that other dog too?
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  Speaker 1: Why would I? You can't be friends with your exes.
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  Speaker 6: Sonny invited Georgia to her birthday party, so it's fine,
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  Speaker 6: It's okay.
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  Speaker 1: They's no parallel to this. This is what you guys
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  Speaker 1: tell me that I can't be friends with people who
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  Speaker 1: were in my life that I was in a relationship with.
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  Speaker 1: But for the dogs anyway, I can't invite you, Sisaneyntania.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to ask me a million questions about it.
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  Speaker 5: We're still going to ask you a million questions about it.
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  Speaker 1: What would you like to know? Let's see, what do
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  Speaker 1: I serve at a dog birthday party? What do I
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  Speaker 1: need to get?
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  Speaker 5: Tanya's on a bunch of these?
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  Speaker 1: You should ask what do I need to get for
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  Speaker 1: George's birthday party today?
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  Speaker 6: Hamburgers and hot dogs? Really yeah, it's really cute, like
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  Speaker 6: hot dogs and.
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  Speaker 5: The dogs eat that or not for the humans.
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  Speaker 4: For the humans, I don't know what I want.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about what are the dogs cookies?
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  Speaker 6: So we didn't do treats because some dogs you never know,
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  Speaker 6: like what dog like chicken.
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  Speaker 4: So we got a lot of.
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  Speaker 6: Like tennis balls and we put a bunch of tennis
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  Speaker 6: balls like out for them to like play around with.
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  Speaker 6: And then and then we put poop bags around with
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  Speaker 6: pure l so that at the dog poop you just
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  Speaker 6: pick it up.
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  Speaker 4: And you need that.
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  Speaker 5: You're gonna have a lot of dogs in your house.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we only need three dogs, three dogs, four humans.
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  Speaker 1: Three dogs and the humans want But I'll send you
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  Speaker 1: some videos and photos coming up with kiss FM. Which
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  Speaker 1: bathroom stall? When you go to the bathroom at work
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  Speaker 1: or out at public bathroom, there's one stall that's dirtiest
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  Speaker 1: and one stall that's cleanest. I gotta tell you next
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  Speaker 1: one of two kiss FM all right checked out. When
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  Speaker 1: you go to the airport bathroom, which stall do you use?
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  Speaker 1: There's a big row of stalls there and there is
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  Speaker 1: one that's dirtier because of human nature and one that's
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  Speaker 1: cleaner because of human nature. Are you all ears?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And I'm curious if it's the one that I go into,
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  Speaker 2: what do you go to, sus I always go to
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  Speaker 2: the furthest one every time.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So the cleanest stall is the first one,
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  Speaker 1: because nobody sees it.
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  Speaker 4: That's the one I go in.
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  Speaker 1: You come in at a pace, and then you don't
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  Speaker 1: really see the first one. Oh. Interesting, The first one
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  Speaker 1: is the cleanest, and the middle one is the dirtiest.
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  Speaker 1: Human nature, we tend to gravitate towards the middle option, right,
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  Speaker 1: the neutral option versus one on the other end, by
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  Speaker 1: picking aside. It's interesting. So you're good if you go
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  Speaker 1: on the first one, and you're better if you go
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  Speaker 1: on in the back one. But the middle one avoid
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  Speaker 1: of course. Now, once you start doing that, then that
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  Speaker 1: would be the dirtiest one. Today's quote start before you
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  Speaker 5: This weekend's right?
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  Speaker 1: So much so?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Sophia's our intern shes getting school credit. Here met her
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  Speaker 1: mom the other day? Does she ask about us, your mom, Sophia?
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  Speaker 5: She does.
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  Speaker 8: She asks about your chess all the time. She asks like,
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  Speaker 8: how is it talking to them? Do they ever ask
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  Speaker 8: about me.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Interesting, Okay, well we are talking about you mom her. Now,
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  Speaker 1: so you and your mom went to see a house,
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  Speaker 1: went to an open house, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: So over the weekend, we're trying to get a new house.
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  Speaker 8: So we went to a couple open house listings in
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  Speaker 8: the new neighborhood that was built, right, and we go in.
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  Speaker 8: It's like really nice. They have this infinity pool, it's
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  Speaker 8: like overlooking the mountains. And the first thing that the
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  Speaker 8: realtors tell us is the price. And it was just
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  Speaker 8: way out of our budget. So my mom tells me
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  Speaker 8: immediately in Armenion, She's like, we're not going to buy
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  Speaker 8: this house, like too expensive. And so I'm thinking, I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 8: like maybe we'll just go look at a different house.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever.
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  Speaker 8: And then and the realtors they're like, would you guys
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  Speaker 8: like some snacks? We're like, oh, snacks, yes, of course.
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  Speaker 1: So you knew you were not a candidate for this.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't want it. It was too out of your price range.
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  Speaker 1: What did she say in Armenian exactly? Let me make
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  Speaker 1: sure she said it right.
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  Speaker 8: She said, oh gosh, I'm getting nervous. She said, Estna
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  Speaker 8: shat Tanga tank garl varning.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I wouldn't be able to make that out.
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  Speaker 9: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's right. So you basically knew you weren't
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  Speaker 1: going to get the house, but you stayed for the
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  Speaker 1: snacks and you you fed yourselves there.
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  Speaker 8: Pretty much, and they offered us like sparkling water, and
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  Speaker 8: we were like overlooking the mountains outside.
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  Speaker 1: It was a great day out. Did you have to
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  Speaker 1: pretend like you were gonna come back and there was
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  Speaker 1: an interest in the house? Honestly we did.
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  Speaker 8: And my mom she was telling the realators, She's like,
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  Speaker 8: I love the primary, Like this is such a nice property.
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  Speaker 5: I could really see us here.
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  Speaker 1: So well, look for Sophia and her mom uh at
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  Speaker 1: eight Albertson's for some of the free samples soon. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: to be But I guess this is something that people
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  Speaker 1: do all the time. You come in. Maybe you don't
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  Speaker 1: like it, maybe it is out of your strange matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact, I know. I mean, it's a sport for
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  Speaker 1: so many people just to go to open houses if
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  Speaker 1: you're not shopping for a house, to look at different houses.
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  Speaker 5: You guys, sometimes I go to open houses if I
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  Speaker 5: need to go to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: But then you have to walk around a minute before
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  Speaker 1: you say, by the way, before you go, let me
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  Speaker 1: with you Sisany, Tanya, Sophia the back room. So let's
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  Speaker 1: get into this second date update. Dan is in Glendale
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  Speaker 1: and basically Dan got blocked by this girl he went
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  Speaker 1: out with because he had too many drinks at her
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  Speaker 1: friend's birthday party. And he feels like it's such a
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  Speaker 1: big missdap because she blocked him. Yeah, so you were
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  Speaker 1: just nervous, Dan, which is a common thing. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people have a drink before they go
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  Speaker 1: on a date because it will settle the nerves a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. It'll ease the nerves a little bit. So
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  Speaker 1: what happened Dan.
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  Speaker 9: Well, I mean, do you want the full thing.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, like, we like met on.
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  Speaker 9: Bumble and she was cute and everything, and we went
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  Speaker 9: out three times and everything was going great. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 9: then she invited me over to like a friend's party
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  Speaker 9: and it just felt like a big step and I
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  Speaker 9: kind of just I blew it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you did blow it.
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  Speaker 1: So you had too many drinks? Is because you were
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  Speaker 1: you were a little fish out of water. Was her
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  Speaker 1: friend's birthday party?
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  Speaker 9: Right?
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  Speaker 1: You didn't know everybody. I didn't know.
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  Speaker 9: I didn't know anybody there, and yeah, I just I
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  Speaker 9: didn't know anybody. And we had been out three times,
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  Speaker 9: so it felt like kind of a big step. You know,
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  Speaker 9: we've been out three times, and now I get to
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  Speaker 9: go hang out with everybody in her life pretty much
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  Speaker 9: as she sees on the.
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  Speaker 1: Regular Listen, there's a way to come back from this
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  Speaker 1: because Sophie our intern like she was out with her
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  Speaker 1: now boyfriend Skeletor and her friend threw up in the
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  Speaker 1: backseat at his car, and he still asked her to
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  Speaker 1: go steady or whatever you guys call it, you come back.
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  Speaker 1: I think you can come back. Did you you tried?
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  Speaker 1: Here's the worst part. He tried to apologize and say
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, I'm embarrassed, but he's so he can't
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  Speaker 1: even reach her to apologize. And that's what you want
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  Speaker 1: to do, right, Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 9: I would love to have you guys help me at
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  Speaker 9: the very you know, at the very least, just be
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  Speaker 9: able to apologize. I can't even reach out to her
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  Speaker 9: right now.
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  Speaker 1: I like you, and I think you got this. Hold
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  Speaker 1: on one second. We're gonna get her on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna apologize, he's gonna come back. I know I
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  Speaker 1: can see the future on this one. I got a vibe.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really good at other people's relationship.
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  Speaker 5: This would be a no for me. But we'll see.
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  Speaker 1: No, you're wrong. I will tell you more coming up
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  Speaker 1: next and we'll try Melanie. We'll get Melanie on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: Let's kiss FM text for streaming on the IHET radio app.
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  Speaker 1: Just to jump in if you got here. We're talking
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  Speaker 1: to Dan. It's a second date update. Dan met Melanie
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  Speaker 1: on Bubble. They go out like three times. He goes
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  Speaker 1: to her friend's birthday. He had too many drinks and
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  Speaker 1: he passed out. She then blocked him. He's embarrassed. He
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  Speaker 1: wants to apologize. I think he should definitely have a
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  Speaker 1: chance to explain himself and apologize. He was just nervous.
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  Speaker 1: There are a lot of people he didn't know, and
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  Speaker 1: I like Dan. He seems like a cuddly guy. Dan,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we've got Melanie. Just paying tight, don't say anything.
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  Speaker 1: Let us work up to it. And then we'll get you,
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  Speaker 1: hopefully an opportunity to apologize. But I think you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: come back on this because do you know, like the
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  Speaker 1: other person knows you, like I would know you're embarrassed,
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  Speaker 1: and so I wouldn't block you because I would feel
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  Speaker 1: bad that you did that and know you are living
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  Speaker 1: with that embarrassment, and therefore let you apologize. And it's
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  Speaker 1: almost like a point like she gets a point. You know,
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  Speaker 1: the relationships are points systems, but kind of are like, sure,
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  Speaker 1: you embarrass yourself, she forgives you her point, she gets
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  Speaker 1: one point. Yeah, that's why I look at it.
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  Speaker 5: Why do you look at all your relationships points?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, very interesting.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, well, at least at the beginning. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's a point system. Maybe not even at the beginning,
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  Speaker 1: maybe for the whole thing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I'm getting that.
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  Speaker 1: All right? Dan? Hi, Melanie are you there? Yeah, hear me,
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  Speaker 1: got you, Melanie. Thank you for coming on. So my
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  Speaker 1: name is Ryan. You're on with KISSFM with Sisiny Tanya
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  Speaker 1: Sophira intern here, Hi, and we are calling you about
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  Speaker 1: a guy you met named Dan, who you went out
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  Speaker 1: with a few times. How'd that go with Dan?
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  Speaker 10: I think you mean dumpster Dan.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, dumpster Dan.
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  Speaker 9: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, it means it ended badly. So I'm not sure
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  Speaker 10: why you'd be calling me about him.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we happened to know a little bit. I guess
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  Speaker 1: he had a few too many and passed out at
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  Speaker 1: your friend's party.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's that's an understatement for sure.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Why do you call hi dumpster Dan?
• 14:39
  Speaker 9: So?
• 14:41
  Speaker 10: God, we went to my friend Gina's birthday party and
• 14:45
  Speaker 10: he got super drunk, like incoherent blackout, and he became
• 14:52
  Speaker 10: convinced that he dropped his keys in the trash. We
• 14:56
  Speaker 10: had to physically stop him from climbing in the dumpster
• 15:02
  Speaker 10: in Yes, meanwhile, I drove. I don't even think he
• 15:09
  Speaker 10: brought his keys.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Oh so he didn't even realize he didn't have his car. Okay,
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: well three points right, he's just out of way. So Melanie, Uh,
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Dan told us the some of that, and he feels
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: really bad and he's obviously embarrassed. And you can imagine
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: that when that happens. You know, he was a little uncomfortable.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: There were people he didn't know, and he just took
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: it too far. And he claims this is not a
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: regular thing. Do you think you could forgive him. Was
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: there enough there to forgive him?
• 15:36
  Speaker 10: Oh god, no, no.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: No, because if you did. I was just saying to
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Sysney and Tany and Sofia that if you work on
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: a point system like you have three points, you would
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: have been ahead in the relationship, so you could do
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: something bad three times and then be even if you
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: look at it that way.
• 15:56
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, no, listen, no, he I blocked him.
• 16:00
  Speaker 10: He's part of my lore. No, so it is much
• 16:04
  Speaker 10: more than three points.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, I'm not gonna put you and Dan together
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: on the phone call now then, thank you very much, Melanie. Okay, sure, okay,
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not putting Dan on to more embarrassed. I'd be
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: more embarrassing Dan. I'm sorry, Bro, I tried for you.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: I'm with the points system. She's not having it, but
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be. I don't want you to
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: talk to I think it's gonna get worse. I just
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: really feel like she's she's not open and ultimate very
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: embarrassing to listening to.
• 16:33
  Speaker 9: So I mean, I'm still going to give her an apology.
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: Well you see he didn't get to do the apology.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Well, let me play this song and see if shoal
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: here it now, she said, guilt up. Why don't you
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: point seven kicks up at it? Hold for a second, Melanie,
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: this whole thing has gone off the rails. Here. Dan
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: is on the phone. He doesn't want to hang up.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: He'd like to apologize for getting wasted at your friend's party.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Just could you can? I know you blocked him and
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: could you Dan go ahead? Please?
• 17:07
  Speaker 9: Hey, I'm I'm sorry. That was very, very embarrassing to
• 17:11
  Speaker 9: listen to. And I know you don't want anything to
• 17:14
  Speaker 9: do with me. I know that was not like me
• 17:16
  Speaker 9: at all. It's never happened before. I was just nervous,
• 17:20
  Speaker 9: meaning your friends, and lost you know, count of how
• 17:24
  Speaker 9: much I drank. And I'm very sorry. I understand you
• 17:28
  Speaker 9: don't ever want to see me again, but I still
• 17:30
  Speaker 9: think you're incredible.
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: Nice nice.
• 17:35
  Speaker 10: No, no, no, okay, Dan.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: I told you, I told you guys all right, Melanie,
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: thank you. I have a great day.
• 17:43
  Speaker 9: Dan.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: We tried, and we doubled. Dan tried. A second update
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: to Kiss FM, Taylor Swift opaites on one of two
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: point seven. It is Kiss FM. One of our colleagues here,
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Tim Martinez, his daughter. He's in the back room working
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: for the Morning Show right now. He Lolo Martinez back
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: with us. So you want to talk about prom dresses?
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: When is prom?
• 18:04
  Speaker 11: Lolo, okay, I don't have a problem. It's my cousin's
• 18:08
  Speaker 11: prom and it's coming up in April.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: But it's come to the right place to talk about
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: prom dresses right now.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: The expert.
• 18:16
  Speaker 11: And it's a big controversy. Right now, she's prom dressing
• 18:20
  Speaker 11: and my cousin asked me to come and because I'm
• 18:23
  Speaker 11: very honest, so.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: You can, Okay, you can be honest in terms of
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: this looks great, because I always say, oh, it looks amazing,
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: let's go. It looks amazing, Let's go. That's what I
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: always say.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: You're not honest.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: No, all right, that's in a second. Thank you, Lolo
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Martinez on air with Ryan Seacrest. You saw the gas prices.
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  Speaker 1: Lolo Martinez is here. Can you believe that the daughter
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: of one of our college staff members is old enough
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: to work here on our show. We've been here for
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: a minute. That's what that says, Lolo. Your cousin's going
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: to prom, and your cousin said, hey, come along with
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: me to shop at the prom. Dress is because you
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: give your honest feedback. What's the dilemma.
• 19:05
  Speaker 11: The dilemma here is she wants to get a green dress.
• 19:09
  Speaker 11: Now her friend was saying she doesn't want her to
• 19:13
  Speaker 11: have the same color. And in high school, even when
• 19:15
  Speaker 11: I was in high school, they have Instagram pages. They
• 19:17
  Speaker 11: post pictures of their dresses just so no one steals.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Oh so right, so it's like I got dips, I
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: got green. Green is mine? Right?
• 19:24
  Speaker 11: Well, no, you're not claiming a color.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: You're claiming a dress.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, a specific dress, yes, oh wow, a make and
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: model like a style that make exactly. It's kind of smart.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: So no one doubles up. But that's the controversy.
• 19:36
  Speaker 11: My cousin is just getting a green dress, not the
• 19:39
  Speaker 11: same green dress as her friend.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: All right, So what's the technicality here? You claimed this
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: green dress. I am claiming a different green dress. But
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: it's a different dress. It's just green. That's the issue.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: Yes, that's the issue.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, this whole dips thing with Instagram's too much.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: It's just too much. You can't own a color, a style,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: and a maker. You know a brand. You can't own
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: all of that stuff. Pick a lane. Why don't you
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: this person?
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: I agree, I think she's fine.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: I think okay too, I think go for it.
• 20:09
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: This reminds me my prom date Michelle. She wore a
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: green dress. We didn't have Instagram, but she wore green
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: dress and it was a hit. Green dresses are a
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: hit at prom. So I think she needs to go
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: with the fact that she is not getting the same dress.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: That's the rule. It's not the same dress. You can't
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: go to these subcategories of color, texture, embellishment. You just can't.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: I agree, Thank you for that.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it. We'll go back to so you're honest,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: go back to her with that.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I told her she bought it.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: She bought it.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: No hesitation, All right, great, on's problem, April. What do
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: you think this song of problem will be? I wonder,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: no's when she comes back to have her tell us
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I will it's kiss FM. Do you think? All right?
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: So this guy, now Horn, he really like if I
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: were to live with a boy bander or an artist
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: at the top of my list, now Horn right up there? Really, yeah,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: I really think he'd be a great roommate.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: I really do see that.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: He's cute, but not like Harry Styles, you know, where
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: you're just like wouldn't exist, Like you still exist with that, right,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Like if I loved you live at Harry Styles, you
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: don't exist.
• 21:17
  Speaker 9: No.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: Horns still very cute.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Too, I know that. But he's I agree with you,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: it's very cute. But he's like the perfect likable roommate.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Cute Harry Styles to me, I approach him, Yeah, he's God,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: he's gaudy, you know, like I don't know if I
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: could approach him now, I could.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Approach him, yeah, like keep the kitchen clean.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: That's the kind of thing I'm.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: You think Harry's messy. I don't think Harry's messy.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: You know better than I. So anyway, he now is
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: buying people's dinner because at Dinner Party go ahead.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, he's already announced Dinner Party is going to be
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: his next single, which comes out next week.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: We're all very excited about it. I've heard it and
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: it's very good.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: And so he's quietly popping up to restaurants in LA
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: and New York so far and paying people's tabs and
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: then on the receipt writing like thank you and something
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: about dinner party and then like love Nile Horn.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: You know, like this, this has been taken care of.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: See, that's why it's a good Roommate's so sweet and generous.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: Like that, exactly exactly. He Well, met you at a
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: dinner party. Hope you enjoy love Nile.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: It's happened to met her at a bar, met him
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: at a bar on Librea where diners just suddenly realized
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: their mimosas their waffles, their brunch, everything was taken care
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: of by Nile.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I love it. I just want to play who's hotter
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: back room? Okay, Ruby, Who's hotter Nile or Harry Harry
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Lolo Martinez. Who's hotter Nile Horn or Harry Styles, Harry Styles, MICHAELA,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Who's hotter Niel?
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: I'm a Nile girlie? Yes?
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Who's who's left back there in the corner? Jordan Jordan?
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Who's hotter?
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: I would like to see Harry Styles unanimous?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Harry wins, Harry wins? All right, good, well, that's all right.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: You're not coming over to hang out with and die
• 23:03
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• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest. You're on KISFM Seacrest Tier Assistanty and Tanya
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Sophia the intern in the back room. What do you
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: want your life to look like in five years? Have
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: you ever thought about it? Sure you have, or maybe
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: you have it. If you haven't think about it for
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: a second, that's your twenty thirty one five years. So
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: you bring this up, Tanya?
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: Why because obviously it came from a conversation that Harry
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: Styles had. He released his album last week and Kiss
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: all the Time Disco occasionally, and he's been doing press
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: and he was talking about this what inspired the song
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: American Girls, which is my favorite song on the album
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: right now. He talked about watching three of his best
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: friends get married to American Girls, which prompted the idea
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: for this track, and then he shared this honest conversation
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: that he had with himself, and this is what I
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: want to hone in on. Okay, what he wants his
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: life to look like in five years and what changes
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: he needs to make to create that future. How profound
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: by the way Harry styles. He said, I want to
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: be fulfilled. I want to be in great relationships with people.
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: I want to have great friendships with people. I want
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: a family, and then what do I have to do
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: to create space for all these things to happen?
• 25:44
  Speaker 10: Wait?
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Hold on, he wants to have great relationships with people. Yes,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: maybe he's going to be in different relationships.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: No, I think he means like he wants his Like yeah,
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: I don't really know what he means by that.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, does is it I want to be in
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: a great relationship friendships? He says, I want to be
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: in great relationships with plural be people.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: And then I want to have great friendships with people.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: So that part I get that part, but I don't
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: understand the relationships. Is he talking about multiple relationships?
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: And now I think it means like like relationships with
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: a significant other relationships maybe with his.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Team, with his family.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, well that's good.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: That's just my interpretation of it.
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: But I thought, what a great like exercise maybe for
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: you to tackle what Yeah, well, I thought for all
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: of us, but.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: For the sake of time, we could start with you.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: That he that you think, like what do you want
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: your life to look like in five years? And then
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: what changes you need to make to create that future?
• 26:43
  Speaker 9: Like?
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: How beautiful?
• 26:44
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I think it's a lot of stress and pressure to
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: think about that right now on the spot. In five
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: years from now, what's it going to be? I don't know.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I actually I need I need a day, I need
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: a couple of days on this one.
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: It what's so interesting. Hillary Duff was asked this question
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: in a recent interview as well. She's hers was ten years,
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: What do you want your life to look like in
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: ten years? And she said, I look at it through
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: the lens of my Thanksgiving table? What about my Thanksgiving
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: table to look like in ten years? And that's kind
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: of how she guides her life. And I was like, wow,
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: that's an interesting perspective too, like what do you want
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: your Thanksgivings to look like?
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know. In five years, I'll be stressed out
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: about what I answered to this question about five years ago. Now, Lolo,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: you will be in five years twenty four, So.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: What would you say, I don't even know either, not
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: for too much pressure, like I wait.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Too much, Tonna stop that stressing.
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: It's such a beautiful exercise brought to us my hairy styles.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, oh my god, it's too beautiful. Carpenter, it
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: is a kiss f M. Good morning. So inside our
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: radio app, you can leave us these voice notes, these talkbacks,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: and I got a bunch of them, but let me
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: just play a couple of them. This is from Kiki
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: in the Valley wants to contribute to our purple shampoo
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: conversations sis Ay Antania that were like, hey, your highlights
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: are getting out of control. I finally got highlights, blonde, whatever,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: and they said, use some purple shampoo. That will be
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: once it out.
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  Speaker 3: Here you go.
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: Good morning, Ryan, It's Kicky. So I actually used purple
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: shampoo and I tried a drop on the side of
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: my Bethtob which is white, and left it on for
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: a few minutes and didn't stain it. So maybe you
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  Speaker 7: have a different coating on your shower, Bethtob, or maybe
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  Speaker 7: use a very strong brand that stains, but it shouldn't
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  Speaker 7: stain your.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Well, that's it's stained my shower for and so now
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  Speaker 1: that probably not looks like the Purple People leader has
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: been in my.
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: Shower, like actively tried to like wash it down though,
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: like you probably just left.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: My hands and knees scrubbing while no you were not.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: I guarantee you you didn't. And you're in and out.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: No down there with my scrub brush. I don't remember this.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: But Beth and in the Inland Empire says she's a
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  Speaker 1: theory about me being the center of attention? Did I
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  Speaker 1: say I want to be the center of attention? Did you?
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Did I think like being the center of attention? Why
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: would I say that I don't like it?
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  Speaker 6: Well?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: What did you trick me? What did you make me
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  Speaker 1: drink before I said that? Here we go, Here's Beth
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  Speaker 1: the neil An Empire and Mark, I think you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to another show.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Hi, this is Beth here to answer the question. Why
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: does Ryan like to be the center of attention?
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Did we ask that question? Was I off that day?
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: And the answer is because he likes to serve others,
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: he likes to entertain and inform, and he likes to
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: have fun.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Well, look I'll take it, yeah, I'll take it. But
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: most soothing about that response was that chirping bird in
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  Speaker 1: the background. You're so lovely and peaceful and beautiful wherever
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  Speaker 1: you were, Beth, stay there. Sounds like you're in a
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  Speaker 1: very beautiful place with Nature's gonna be a us friend,
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