Friday News Line at 4
Bray People News –
Locals are up in arms as yet another roundabout in Bray becomes a viral TikTok location… not for traffic, but for someone dancing in a banana costume.
Meanwhile, council meetings continue to debate whether seagulls should be considered "official residents." Spoiler alert: they already act like it.
RTÉ News –
Taoiseach Simon Harris says “Ireland is ready for the future” – although he refused to clarify if that includes a working train to Donegal.
Meanwhile, Ryan Tubridy was spotted... in London. Again. The saga continues.
The Irish Times –
A new political poll shows Fianna…
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