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THESE VIRAL VIDEOS ABSOLUTELY SENT ME · CelinaSpookyBoo

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  Speaker 1: The world is a mess! Good morning, good afternoon, good evening,
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  Speaker 1: wherever you are in the world. My name is Selina
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  Speaker 1: Spookyboo and I'm happy to see you. And I know
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  Speaker 1: one thing for a whole entire fact.
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  Speaker 2: If you were at the Pearly Gates right now, and
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  Speaker 2: God or whoever was about to let you in, they
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  Speaker 2: would say, hey, give me your phone.
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  Speaker 1: I want to go through all the reels and the
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  Speaker 1: shorts that you sent your best friends. And you're not
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  Speaker 1: getting in. You're not getting in. Because you have weird humor.
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  Speaker 1: Just like me. Just like me. I was scrolling reels
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  Speaker 1: the other day and I thought to myself, wow, there's
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  Speaker 1: something wrong with me. Next, I should probably share what
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  Speaker 1: makes me laugh with the rest of the world and
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  Speaker 1: then see if they're on the same page as I
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  Speaker 1: am or if there is something very wrong with me.
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  Speaker 1: Don't answer that. Now let's have a giggle. We deserve it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to have a baby. I'm clinging to my
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  Speaker 1: last moments of sanity. I'm so ready and excited. I
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  Speaker 1: collected these like a month ago, so I get to
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  Speaker 1: like rewatch these for the first time again because my
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  Speaker 1: attention span is.
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  Speaker 3: And bitch, bruh.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly.
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  Speaker 4: And if I had a damn missile, I would just...
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  Speaker 4: If I had a spare missile.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me it's not real. Tell me it's not real.
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  Speaker 1: Do not feel this exact way every time you go
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  Speaker 1: for a walk. That's all it's for. It's a frictionless wipe,
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  Speaker 1: and now I'll be here all night.
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  Speaker 4: I slide across the one ply like I'm riding on ice.
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  Speaker 1: I had a frictionless wipe, my hand is cramping tonight.
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  Speaker 3: I've made a human butt slide, every wipe is now white.
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  Speaker 1: I had a frictionless wipe, a frictionless.
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  Speaker 5: Wipe, a frictionless wipe.
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  Speaker 1: I have questions. First, how'd you come up with that song? Second,
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  Speaker 1: how long did you have to spend in that bathroom
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  Speaker 1: to film that video? And third question, not one. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I find that absolutely hilarious and I don't think there's
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  Speaker 1: anyone in the world who hasn't experienced a frictionless wipe. Also,
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  Speaker 1: in the words of Billie Eilish, a miserable poo. I
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  Speaker 1: love pooping, dude. You know my favorite art? Oh my gosh, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: we're getting into it. Why not get into it when
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  Speaker 1: you wipe and nothing is there? And the toilet has
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  Speaker 1: already auto flushed because we're in the mocks. That's always
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  Speaker 1: where I go to the washroom. Or a Barnes and Noble.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is about those places. But
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  Speaker 1: they be unlocking my asshole. I don't need to tell
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  Speaker 1: you this. I'm so sorry. But I've told you. Anyways,
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  Speaker 1: you go to these washrooms and you empty your body.
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  Speaker 1: It's the best thing. If you are ever constipated, go
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  Speaker 1: to a freaking TJ Maxx. You'll be fine.
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  Speaker 3: Whenever somebody tells me that they don't believe in the paranormal,
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  Speaker 3: the first thing I'll usually ask them is what they
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  Speaker 3: think about the footage from inside the Watts family home.
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  Speaker 3: Because I've seen a lot of paranormal footage that can
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  Speaker 3: easily be debunked, but I have never seen anybody be
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  Speaker 3: able to debunk these.
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  Speaker 1: This is crazy. Watch this. They all heard it. It
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  Speaker 1: was a shit experience.
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  Speaker 5: That one's creepy.
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  Speaker 1: Every time someone comes up to me and they say
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  Speaker 1: to me, I don't believe in ghosts. I'm like, I
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  Speaker 1: am so jealous. I would love to not have to
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  Speaker 1: feel crazy when unexplainable things happen to me. But I
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  Speaker 1: love when somebody compiles something like this on TikTok or
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  Speaker 1: Instagram and just really puts forward a really strong case. First,
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  Speaker 1: I love hearing that he's being haunted. He deserves to
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  Speaker 1: be haunted. And then off. The earth in a horrible
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  Speaker 1: way eventually.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I feel that way I just love seeing that they're
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  Speaker 1: coming through because right now obviously people don't know what
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  Speaker 1: has happened yet He's still in the house and they
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  Speaker 1: are literally giving so many signs The truth is when
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  Speaker 1: people die in a traumatic way a lot of the
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  Speaker 1: time they don't know that they're really gone yet They're
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  Speaker 1: kind of in this weird interdimensional place where they're a
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  Speaker 1: little bit confused It's gonna come across they're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: fragmented and stuff like that But I enjoyed this video
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  Speaker 1: and I really wanted to show you guys it I
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  Speaker 1: want you to tell me if you're into it as well,
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  Speaker 1: simply on the fact that it is just so interesting
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  Speaker 1: to me what other people find interesting. But if you're
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  Speaker 1: into more of these kind of videos, let me know
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  Speaker 1: Now let's get back into it. Oh, funeral. Just wait. No!
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  Speaker 1: It's not funny, but it's shocking. There's the funeral director
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  Speaker 1: right there. He's just like... This isn't good.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, well, he's a big guy too, but still like
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  Speaker 1: you're in these boxes. Like obviously these boxes are going
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  Speaker 1: to be like in a ground, but like first they
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  Speaker 1: are literally so much money. And then you're literally going
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  Speaker 1: to fall through the bottom. Like this is not going
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  Speaker 1: to last very long. It's so weird how people bury people.
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  Speaker 1: We like to set them on fire. We like to
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  Speaker 1: put them in the ground. I asked Adam what he wants.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, feed me back to the earth. And I'm like, what,
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  Speaker 1: you want me to just cut you up and put
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  Speaker 1: pieces of you in the backyard? That dude would so
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  Speaker 1: be fine with it. Anyways, I'm curious. Has anything crazy
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  Speaker 1: ever happened to you at a funeral? I remember I
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  Speaker 1: went to a funeral. It was a woman that I
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  Speaker 1: actually had never met, but she was like a distant family.
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  Speaker 1: And she was green. And during the service, she continued
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  Speaker 1: to bloat quickly. She ended up getting bigger and bigger
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  Speaker 1: that they closed the lid because it was disturbing people.
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  Speaker 1: Let's hope for a funny one.
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  Speaker 5: I'm here.
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  Speaker 1: Behind you, look. Okay, I am going to be so
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  Speaker 1: honest and this might blow people's mind. I do not partake.
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  Speaker 1: I do not partake in anything anymore. Did I partake
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  Speaker 1: in the lettuce for a really long time? Yeah, gardening
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  Speaker 1: and salad was my life for many years. I have
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  Speaker 1: not for like five years. But I remember moments like
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  Speaker 1: this and I remember questioning and I remember one day
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  Speaker 1: my brain broke. one day it wasn't fun anymore. I
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  Speaker 1: think I had done it too much. And I just
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  Speaker 1: went into like really dark places and I realized that
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't do it anymore, but it was stuff like
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  Speaker 1: that that was happening. And then I learned when you
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  Speaker 1: have really bad anxiety, you might see or hear people.
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  Speaker 1: And it's not actually like schizophrenia. It is just, it
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  Speaker 1: is your brain fighting and flighting and panicking. But I
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  Speaker 1: found that hilarious because I'll have a.
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  Speaker 6: Boiling glass of water.
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  Speaker 4: I thought you vampires only drank blood.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm having tea.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that is disgusting. I want to turn that into
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  Speaker 1: an actual skit. I don't know how I can do
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  Speaker 1: it on TikTok without it getting banned. Maybe color the
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  Speaker 1: tampon a different color. But these AIs are out of control.
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  Speaker 1: And I feel like I'm just going to get canceled
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  Speaker 1: every time I laugh at them because some of them
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  Speaker 1: are really bad. But it makes me laugh and I
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  Speaker 1: feel like I'm going to hell for it. But it's
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  Speaker 1: still funny. But this one I found absolutely hilarious. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I love this. Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: that's me. Michael Jackson. I feel like I am him.
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  Speaker 1: Michael Jackson.
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  Speaker 5: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: I saw that and I had never resonated with another
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  Speaker 1: human in my life. I resonate with this dude and
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  Speaker 1: then I resonate with this creature. I'm sure everybody's seen
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  Speaker 1: on Instagram. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. I feel like they
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  Speaker 1: are pieces of me. But I saw this and I
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  Speaker 1: just laughed because it just took me back to you're
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  Speaker 1: with your friends. It's high school. It's summer. You've been
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  Speaker 1: hanging out for way too long, but nobody wants to
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  Speaker 1: go home. And it just fits the vibe. And it
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  Speaker 1: is awesome.
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  Speaker 7: Hilarious quite sure why i'm here or what i'm doing
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  Speaker 7: but there's a reason ma'am we're discussing the rezoning for
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  Speaker 7: the portellos do you have.
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  Speaker 2: Any comments on that for what we're discussing the rezoning
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  Speaker 2: on 53rd.
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  Speaker 1: For well i live on 63rd again we're here.
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  Speaker 8: To hear comments about the.
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  Speaker 7: Rezoning well i don't like facebook and i don't like
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  Speaker 7: the internet because i can't find a job The library
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  Speaker 7: blocked my password. Now tell me, does that make any
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  Speaker 7: sense to you?
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  Speaker 1: We're going to name her Fern. And I think Fern
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  Speaker 1: has a problem where obviously she doesn't know how to
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  Speaker 1: use the internet and that's where everybody talks. So there's
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  Speaker 1: just nobody to listen to Fern. But I would subscribe
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  Speaker 1: to the weekly town council meeting if Fern was allowed
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  Speaker 1: to have a three minute speech every time so she
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  Speaker 1: could feel heard. So she could talk about how she
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  Speaker 1: doesn't like Facebook and how the internet blocked her password. Fern,
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  Speaker 1: I stand with you.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not quite sure why I'm here or what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I love these.
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  Speaker 8: Today we're going to find out how a woman's tampon works.
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  Speaker 8: I will be shoving the tampon into the water bottle.
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  Speaker 8: I've never got to unbox one of these things. This
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  Speaker 8: is like a blind unboxing. Ooh, let's see what.
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  Speaker 1: Color I got. Ooh, exciting.
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  Speaker 8: Ultra rare. I'm just going to go for it. I
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  Speaker 8: think I kind of know what I'm talking about, but honestly,
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  Speaker 8: I'm not a girl, so I don't know what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 8: So we're going to drop it in. It's like a
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  Speaker 8: little nuke. The device has entered the situation. And now,
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  Speaker 8: I'm just gonna pull.
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  Speaker 1: Up like a little popper. Oh, he's trucking, imagine.
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  Speaker 8: That is not what I'm supposed to- You push on that.
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  Speaker 1: You push on that. And now it's in.
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  Speaker 4: And you hold on that string. Don't let it go.
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  Speaker 1: Don't let it go, partner. Don't let it go. That
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  Speaker 1: is huge.
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  Speaker 8: It expands that much in your system.
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  Speaker 5: System?
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  Speaker 8: Well, this is interesting.
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys ever do this too?
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  Speaker 8: When it's inside, you kind of just like dip it
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  Speaker 8: around like a teabag. Okay, I'm just gonna pull it up.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't move like that.
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  Speaker 8: This entire thing had to fit out of that thingy,
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  Speaker 8: and now I know why you guys are sometimes mad.
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  Speaker 5: Ha ha!
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  Speaker 8: You throw this away now right you don't take a
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  Speaker 8: picture of it like it's a fish you caught.
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  Speaker 1: I absolutely love this dude i love the way that
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  Speaker 1: he did this i am such a person for watching
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  Speaker 1: five seconds of a video and just leaving i watched
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  Speaker 1: this probably twice i just love his humor i feel
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  Speaker 1: like we would be buddies i loved the pull on
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  Speaker 1: the string can you imagine if it just shot up
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  Speaker 1: Like a popper. I hate periods. I can't have babies
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  Speaker 1: of my own. I don't understand why I still need
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  Speaker 1: to have one. Can we just not yank the system out?
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  Speaker 1: It'd be fun. Has anyone done that? Give me advice.
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  Speaker 1: Next video, when you're listening to someone's story but you
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  Speaker 1: can't relate because you're not stupid. That exact face. I
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  Speaker 1: need to do that. I'm afraid to go to my
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  Speaker 1: local Dollarama because every time I'm in my local Dollarama,
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  Speaker 1: I run into the same freaking dude from high school
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  Speaker 1: that I don't like and he always wants to talk
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  Speaker 1: for such a long time and he talks about the
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  Speaker 1: same shit. This is what I call static people. People
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  Speaker 1: who talk about the same situation That they hate. That
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  Speaker 1: they're living in. Over and over and over again. But
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  Speaker 1: they have complete power. And it's actually easy for them
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  Speaker 1: to fix the situation. But they would rather complain about it.
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  Speaker 1: So every time I'm just like. Yeah. Still going on
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  Speaker 1: isn't it? Still happening. Still going on. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: I ever see him have anything in his hands. I
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  Speaker 1: love this, listen to this. I love this, listen to this.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: Dude, our reputation is ruined, and quick, get out of
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  Speaker 1: the road! We'll be fine, dude, just ignore it.
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 1: No, we're gonna get dragged across the pavement. If we
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  Speaker 1: don't fix this, our lives are ruined. But you're forgetting something.
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  Speaker 8: What?
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  Speaker 1: We didn't do anything. But everybody thinks we did. And
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  Speaker 1: do you have a knife or something?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, here you go.
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  Speaker 1: And as long as we're not actually horrible people, it'll
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  Speaker 1: be fine. Fine, but some people are never gonna see
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  Speaker 1: us the same way. What are we gonna do about this?
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  Speaker 8: Nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Do you not see the car driving away? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: see it, but I think we're gonna be fine. Why
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  Speaker 1: would you think that? I mean, have you looked at
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  Speaker 1: the rope? It's got weak points. It'll snap under the tension.
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  Speaker 5: Probably.
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  Speaker 2: Probably?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to risk my life on a probably.
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  Speaker 4: And even if you are right, we're still going to
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  Speaker 4: get rope burns. Maybe, but if you keep trying to
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  Speaker 4: cut it like this, you're going to cut yourself, which
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  Speaker 4: is arguably worse than a rope burn.
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  Speaker 1: Then what are we supposed to do? I'm telling you, dude.
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  Speaker 1: This is one of those problems that seems worse than
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  Speaker 1: it is, but goes away.
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  Speaker 5: On its own.
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  Speaker 1: All you have to do is ignore it.
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  Speaker 6: Fine.
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  Speaker 1: This video came across my feed in a moment that
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  Speaker 1: I really needed it. And I feel like it relates
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  Speaker 1: to people all over the spectrum when it comes to work,
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  Speaker 1: when it comes to life, when it comes to friendships,
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  Speaker 1: when it comes to family. And something my mom always
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  Speaker 1: told me growing up was that people's opinion of you,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter at the end of the day. And
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  Speaker 1: I went through a situation recently, online drama, as everybody
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  Speaker 1: has some, and they just had the story so wrong.
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  Speaker 1: But people had already made their decisions. and there was
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  Speaker 1: nothing that I could say or that I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: say because I didn't need to prove myself but I
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  Speaker 1: hurt for quite a few days because of it and
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: then I saw this and I was like you know
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: this was the right way to do it and Chris
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  Speaker 1: was an amazing friend she's like just don't you know
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: just just move on from it you're it's going to
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  Speaker 1: be fine and lo and behold a day later everything
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  Speaker 1: was completely fine and I didn't need to freak out
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  Speaker 1: the way that I did because at the end of
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  Speaker 1: the day I know I'm a good person You know
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  Speaker 1: you're a good person. But now every single day when
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  Speaker 1: I deal with something big or I feel like I
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: need to speak up or I feel like I need
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  Speaker 1: to scream about what's going on, I just watch this
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  Speaker 1: because it makes me feel better. Because sometimes, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you look at people who take their lives and you
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  Speaker 1: really wonder if they would have just waited a couple days,
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  Speaker 1: if they just would have let that moment pass, if
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  Speaker 1: everything would have been okay.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That got dark. This is so scary, but I like it.
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  Speaker 1: I would buy this.
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  Speaker 4: This donation box isn't just creative.
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  Speaker 5: It's chill.
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  Speaker 4: It's better to give than to receive. It's on display
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  Speaker 4: at a hospital in the UK. A nurse doll slowly
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  Speaker 4: spins around holding a tiny cup. To donate, visitors must
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  Speaker 4: drop a coin into the moving cup. Timing is everything.
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  Speaker 4: If successful, the nurse stops spinning and feeds the coin
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  Speaker 4: to the patient, who suddenly breaks into a smile.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, she's got big, balby eyes. I find this terrifying.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen this like four times in reels and I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand why it keeps coming up for me, but
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  Speaker 1: like I would buy this. If this was at a
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: yard sale, I would buy that machine. I'm going to
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: tell you right now, more than anything in the world,
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: I want a Zoltar machine.
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  Speaker 5: Can you imagine?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like doing my shows and Zoltar is just
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  Speaker 1: right here in the background. I want a Zoltar machine.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: Why are they like thousands of dollars? Like they're like,
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: like 10, 15, sometimes $ 20, 000. I can't justify that. That
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: can't be justified, but it sounds like fun. Also, there's
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: some that are Zoltan machines, which I think is even cooler.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Cause I don't know if you guys know this, but
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: my dad's name is Zoltan. But yeah, my dad's name
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: is Zoltan. We're Hungarian. I have good news and bad news.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Let's start with the good news. Your child will be
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: allowed to park anywhere.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: No!
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: It's so bad! It's so bad! But I laughed, but
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: it's bad, but it's funny. Am I going to hell
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: for that? Damn! Straight to jail!
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: Hamster.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: Hamsters are not meant to die normal. You never hear
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: of an old hamster. I know there's one right now
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: on TikTok everyone's talking about, but I've never known of one.
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: Gary!
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: Gary, help me! Come here and help him right now!
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: He's hating himself!
• 14:55
  Speaker 6: He's hating himself!
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Why don't you put the camera down and help him?
• 14:58
  Speaker 8: He wants to commit suicide.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, he might be true. Gary, get him. Gary hates
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: his life.
• 15:03
  Speaker 6: He's a hamster with no wheels.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Someone get this hamster. Someone make this hamster's life better.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: My hamster almost died of old age. I had a hamster.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: I smuggled it into the house after my grandmother passed away.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: I used her death as an excuse to smuggle an
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: animal into the house to give it to my brother.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Its name was Buddy. I thought it was a boy.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: It was a girl. It ended up actually had like
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: big tumors in its ovaries. And I put it down.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: I paid $ 300 to put down a hamster. And we
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: buried it out back. I kind of want to dig
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: it up. Don't say that! That's inside thoughts. Tell me
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: your crazy hamster story. I need to know it. No,
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: you better not give me no popsicle, mom. You know
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: I like no popsicle.
• 15:42
  Speaker 8: Stop.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Ah, my wrist hurt. Am I back to life? Come on,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: you need to do it.
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: No!
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: No!
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: No, mama.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: I like girls.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Mama, no.
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: Deezy, I'm not.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: You heard me?
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: Deezy. What were you reading?
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Deezy.
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: Are you high? Deezy.
• 16:01
  Speaker 9: I'm mom.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: You're not fucking mom. Mom's black.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: A mom?
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: What?
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Shit, I didn't know I was a black person. I
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: did a whole video once where I watched people going
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: under anesthesia and the video did terribly and I don't
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: understand because there's nothing in my life that brings me
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: more glee than it is true. People that are too high.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: What does that mean? What underlying trauma do I have
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: that I like laughing at people under the influence? It's
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: not good, but it's funny. Why would you triple sniff that?!
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Why would you touch it? Okay, it looks like poo.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Why would you touch something that looks like poo? Not
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: only did you go... You went... You have a fat
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: a * *. You liked that, you nasty fisherman dude.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. When your son eats your dad's ashes,
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: my son has eaten my dad's ashes.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: No!
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, it's not gonna hurt them. Now they're
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: closer than ever. They have become one. It's terrible. But
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: you can hear the laugh in her voice too. She's sad,
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: but she's also like.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: You know the garbage needs to go down.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna use this you hear me I'm gonna use
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: that where did you get those brownies back in the
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: fridge right?
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: How many of you in? Okay, right, okay Okay, I
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: don't want you to worry, but those had hash in them.
• 17:38
  Speaker 8: Like a lot of hash.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Those are my birthday hash brownies.
• 17:41
  Speaker 8: You're taking drugs?
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: No, no.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I hadn't taken them.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: I'm taking them.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: I'm basically saying, what?
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: You've eaten a whole box of hash brownies.
• 17:49
  Speaker 8: What's going to happen?
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Probably nothing.
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: Fucking hell.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: Dad! Dad!
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, Jesus Christ.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: Everything's a mess.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: I'm at the shops. I'm at the shops! I have
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: a video and you've probably seen it of my dad
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: when he accidentally, so he thought they were one milligram mints,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: but they were 10 milligram mints and he ate the
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: whole thing. And he has not ever really done this
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: stuff except for the last couple of years of his
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: life because he had a lot of pain and he
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: was obliterated and it was painful. Hilarious. So funny. I
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: need to find it.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Hey, my 65 year old dad accidentally ate 100 milligrams
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: of edibles.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Which is legal here in Canada, so I can post this.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: But he doesn't do drugs and he doesn't drink and
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: this is how it unfolded. How many milligrams did you
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: end up eating, dad? Gotta close those eyes, don't ya?
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Flavor's too loud.
• 18:57
  Speaker 9: Open your eyes! This is how it's done.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Is that a clock?
• 19:33
  Speaker 9: I don't know if he did.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: Guys, so there you have it.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: There's my dad. Pretty funny. I really hope that you
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: enjoyed this video. I am about to have a newborn,
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: so if you like these videos, if you like this video,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: try and blow it up. Let me know what you think.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: I love you guys. Until next time, stay spooky. I
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: love you, Boo Crew. Mwah!