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#244: Another Cabin in the Woods Movie (2024) - Tubi or Not to Be · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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Hello, what's your least favorite scary movie?
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She's no Trish, that's for sure. Welcome to What's Your Least
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hidden gems that we might not find otherwise.
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Yeah, yeah. And this month it was my pick
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and y'all, I actually picked a like brand new movie basically.
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Yes and no. Yes and no.
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I'm going to talk about that some.
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Yeah, we'll get there. Actually we can just we'll just
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hop right into it cuz this is bonus episode so we don't have
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all the normal rigmarole. True.
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I mean I guess since this is kind of like a random 1 though
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like it is what's the what's the movie called again?
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It's called another Cabin in the Woods movie.
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Yes, yes, thank you. I forgot to say the.
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Title. Yeah, not a sequel.
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Not a sequel, but let's just we're gonna talk about it.
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Yeah, OK, Ready. Let's do it.
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Let's do it. OK, this released November 8th,
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2024 like a literal week ago. That's crazy.
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I didn't realize it was this month that it came out.
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I saw 2024. I just didn't.
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Wow. Yes, it premiered on To Be So.
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Dang, y'all getting their premiere up in here?
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So obviously that's where we watched it.
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That's where it's available. Written by Joe Bandelli, Nick
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Landa and Matthew Wise, directed by Joe Bandelli, music by Carl
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Pruser. And there is one makeup person
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for the whole production, so I'm gonna assume that they were also
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doing the special effects makeup.
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And that person is Lex and Rosser.
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Starring Nicole Pesent as Danny at Clea Alsip as Sarah, Dwayne
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Cooper as Carter, Matthew Wise as Grant Allison McKenzie Wells
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as Trish, Jackie Byrne as Beth, Ralph Cashin as Walter, and Joe
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Bendelli as Hector Manuel. Gonzalo Domingo the third, but
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you can call him Jay Jay. Oh wait, hold on, is so like,
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those are the riders that are in there too.
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All of them are a character I always write.
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Not Nick Landa. Oh no.
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OK. But Matthew Wise, he was the
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groom and Joe Bandelli the officiant.
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Yes. OK, cool.
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All right. Time for our favorite game
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budget or Buck Ted. Anything.
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Oh, right. I got a guess.
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Yes. Yeah.
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I was just staring. I I was.
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Like did. I forget all this notes.
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Your your stare was so earnest that.
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It gaspled me into thinking. I was doing it wrong.
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I'm sorry, absolutely bug tub. Yes, it in fact is one of those
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that I don't have any figures on.
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I'm not surprised, but you just you look at it and you know, you
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know it's bug tub. Not bad though, doesn't look
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that bad. You have to actually get them
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props. Yeah, it's it's really well done
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and I'm excited to talk some more about it.
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I do have an IMDb score right now.
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It's 5.6 out of 10. Hey, that's good.
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Yes. All right.
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I'm glad that it's on the positive side.
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I have 3 movies. No taglines.
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That's after the movies. This is shit man, I always get
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that mixed up. What the hell?
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I'm so fucked up here right now. We're alive.
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We are alive. I'm sorry.
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Go ahead, taglines Jesse. No moviecoping.
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I'm just gonna shut up and let this show roll. 3/20/24 horror
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movies I wanted to do a much more fun theme of the radio is
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actually a third character, but I thought if I stood long legs
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for 1/3. Week I was about to say I was
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before you even said anything is I was gonna guess first one long
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legs that's been in every 2024 movie we've covered this movie
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so I was and we haven't even talked about that movie.
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I know, so my theme is much less inspired.
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It is isolation. Hold on, that's good, but were
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there enough to have 3 movies with the radio being a
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character? I had a couple and I was going
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to find a third one and then I was like I can't, I just can't
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do long legs again. Because honestly, I would kind
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of respect it and it would be a little funny.
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But you know, isolation is cool too.
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I'm glad that we're switching it up some.
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All right, so the first one is actually one we haven't seen,
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and it's called The Watchers. It's got Dakota Fanning.
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It's the one where she's like running in the woods and goes
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into that house and there's people in the woods watching
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them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That released June 7th, 2024. Don't have a budget, but it made
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a $33 million world gross. I get the fannings messed up.
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Is she the one that was in the Twilight movies?
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Yes. OK.
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Ellie, her younger sister, is the one that was in the model
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movie Neon Damon. Right, OK.
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IMDb score a 5.7 out of 10. Not bad, OK?
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2nd movie in a violent nature. Hey, OK, Yeah.
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That released June 28th, 2024. No budget, but a $4.5 million
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gross in an IMDb score of 5.6 out of 10A.
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Little good. I'm still shocked that that
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movie is as divisive as it is. I do think that In a Violent
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Nature 2 is officially in pre production because when I you
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know, went to pull it up on IMDb, In a Violent Nature 2
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popped up right underneath it. I saw that.
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Yeah, but I've we've finally seen Terrified 3 and I still
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think in a violent nature is in contention for my movie of the
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year. Wow.
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Yeah, that movie fucking hit. OK, well the next one is in
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contention for my movie of the year.
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Tier 4/3. Blink twice Blink.
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Twice that's. The one with Channing Tatum and.
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Wow, yeah sure, I forgot about that movie.
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Yes, yes, I wanna talk about that on the podcast.
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I need to not be so fresh off of current events to talk about
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that movie. It gets dark.
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Yeah, Yeah. We won't go into any spoiler
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zones with that right there, but yeah.
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That released August 23rd, 2024. Budget of 20 million and a
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worldwide gross of 46,000,000. IDB score of 6.5 out of 10.
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That move, if he made money, yeah, I'm impressed.
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I'm happy it made money. I'm happy it's got a high score.
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Yeah, I'm happy. People generally seem to really
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love it. A lot of people like it.
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Yeah, OK, I have two tag lines. Now it's time for tag lines.
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And one of them's not really A tag line.
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It's one of those that I hate that I had to include it and
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you'll understand why. Is it a review?
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Hold on. OK, so the first the actual tag
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line, all they wanted was a house in the forest.
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OK. Yeah, that's fitting.
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Yeah, I like it. And then this one from the guy,
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from one of the guys who brought you the Hell House LLC
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franchise, not him, the other one.
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Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, well, you mentioned that
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to me last night. So I didn't.
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We don't do background info so much on the to be or not to be
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episodes. But I do need everybody to know
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the rabbit hole that I went down last night because as we're
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watching this, I do what I always do and I go on IMDb to
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figure out why these people look familiar.
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Yeah. And as I'm looking through, I
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noticed every single one of them also has a movie called Cabin
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Fear from 2015. And it's this movie is an hour
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and 17. Cabin Fear is an hour 32.
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And I'm noticing that they're all in there.
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And then when I start paying attention, I realize it's all
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the same character names. And I realized it's the same
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director and it's the same writers minus Nick Landa.
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So it's still Joe Bandelli and Matthew Wise.
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And I'm like, then I read the description and it's the same
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description of the movie. And then I look at stills from
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the movie and it's some of the exact same shots.
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Not reshot but like the exact shots.
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So the exact same movie. So I was sitting there and I was
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like, did they do what we always say on the show where like you
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need to just cut down the parts that don't work, Just take the
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time you need to tell the story? I don't know.
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I messaged Joe Bandelli, haven't gotten a response yet.
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If we get a response. I would do nothing, yeah.
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Because I'm just like sitting here free and we didn't have
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time to watch like a whole other movie before all this.
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Cause we've also got a record, our Child's play episode today.
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But it it I'm, I'm kind of losing my mind about this, you
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guys. I I have theories for what it
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could be. OK, so my first thing that jumps
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me is that they did what you said.
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They recut it. They retitled it to try and give
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it more of a more marketable appeal to it.
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So like the name of it that grabs your attention, That grabs
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my attention more than what was the other one.
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Fear something Cabin fear. Cabin fear.
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Yeah, that sounds generic as fuck.
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I think the comedy in the movie suits the title that they have
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here. I also, I wonder if see, we
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don't know. I think that they, because you
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said that there's an additional writer now, yes, which is
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probably the person that's not acting in this movie, if I had
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to guess. Your theory last night was that
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those the radio stuff was added in?
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Yes, as like a post thing, just, you know, it's almost like a
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commentary of the movie going on during the movie.
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Yes. So I don't know.
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I'm dying to know. I really hope he answers so.
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I me too. It could also be re editing
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certain scenes like I said before and then I thought I have
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another one. What if they dubbed over some
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scenes to make them more comical?
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What if this originally played as a very straight horror movie
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and then they turned it into a parody of those?
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I don't know, and I like, I know a director's style can change so
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much in nearly a decade, so I just, I, I'm fascinated and
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really wanna know the story behind it 'cause I had such a
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good time with this. Yeah, yeah, same.
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I'm really curious. I hope he answers.
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That'd be amazing if he does. So to get into it, I picked this
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movie mostly because I pulled up Toby and it was one of the first
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things that popped up. And I was like, huh?
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And I clicked on it just to watch the trailer.
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And you guys, the trailer hit the right sense of humor for me
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'cause like, it was very much like, this is a trailer.
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Like they were in a cabin in the woods.
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We're getting married at a cabin in the woods.
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This was supposed to be their time.
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This is supposed to be our time. Then the power goes out.
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Yeah, we saw like the the trailer.
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I was like, Oh my God. If they can make the trailer
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this funny and engaging, I want to see what they do with a full
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movie. And personally, I feel like I
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was not let down. But I'm going to throw it to you
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first since this was my pick. Starting off with the good OK of
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our good, bad, ugly and absurd. Yes, so I also I agree with you.
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I think they they sold it well with that trailer.
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That's a good way to it sold the humor and it like it actually
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lived up to the humor that the trailer did.
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So this is a fun movie. It's a weird one.
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I thought we were going to get a parody movie where it was going
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to be something that is kind of like the Disaster Movie, Scary
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Movie, stuff like that, where we were just going to get all kinds
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of Cabin in the Woods type movies where they were going to
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be making fun. Of that the thumbnail they had
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of Beth's character, I thought maybe she was becoming like a
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dead eye or. Something.
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Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
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Yeah. So I'm a little bit surprised we
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didn't get that, but I'm not disappointed with what it
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actually was. This was just a straight up,
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it's just poking fun at the movie itself.
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It's not even necessarily poking fun at a certain genre.
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It's just making fun of itself the entire time.
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Yes. Which is interesting.
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One of the things that I thought was really cool is it's meta in
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a way that I've not seen before where it was like that, where
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the radio is going on the entire time an they're just commenting
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on the scenes, the characters, all kinds of things.
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They're just like making snarky comments.
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You got and and. What he's talking about if you
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haven't watched this movie, first of all watch the movie is
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a little over an hour it's a. Very.
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It's a short movie, yeah. But they have like the radio
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playing. So it's like flipping between
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songs, talk show radio traffic reports and everything that's
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happening is like narrating what's happening in the movie.
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So like the traffic report at one point at the beginning, it's
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like how traffic looks pretty clear today.
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All we see are two cars and what appears to be some floating
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text. And this is like when the
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opening credits are going on or like they're having the talk
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show and they'll be like, I don't know.
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I just, I think that maybe they're they're gonna die after
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they have some sex, like. Yeah, it also whenever music is
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about. Dead.
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Yeah, she's dead. She's dead.
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She's definitely dead. Yeah, it's like, here's some
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royalty free music for you guys right here, and then it just
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starts playing music. It's really interesting.
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I've not seen anything like that before.
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I don't respect it. They nailed it.
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I thought that that was actually really funny.
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It was entertaining. I guess my only problem with it
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is that it's so much in the background that I missed most of
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it. Yeah, which it's definitely one
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of those that like I would have, I would love to watch it again
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without taking notes. Yeah, that's what well, that
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right there probably benefits from a repeat viewing.
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Yes, for sure, just alone. But yeah, I it's a it's a
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generic story, but it's meant to be.
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It's fun. They have fun.
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I'm impressed with what these guys did.
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This this looks like a movie that a bunch of friends made on
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their own, all creatives. And they actually went above
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what you would expect from something like that with this
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right here. They made a pretty well made
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movie. I I'm really impressed with it.
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It's funny. Yes, I think all of the acting
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is pretty decent, which you don't typically see in such a
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small slow budget. Horror movie.
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I was thinking that too. They all did a great job with
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their characters. I I think that it's well shot.
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I'd say it's well edited. That sense of humor.
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Like you said, we had that meta stuff happening, but there were
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also some things that felt very like Naked Gun or National
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Lampoon style humor to me. Like the animal sounds How?
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I love that. That was so funny.
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My God. And it just, it kept ramping up
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in a way that managed to catch me off guard every time because
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like, we start off there driving down the road and we're hearing
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like, and then we hear, what is it like a horse?
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A horse name and then after that you hear the monkey.
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Then we hear like, yeah, we hear a monkey at one point.
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At one point there's a dolphin. Oh, the Panther, the Panthers.
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What happened? Yeah, yeah.
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It's like you're hearing normal sounds.
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You're like, well, the horse is. No, the horse is when they're in
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the woods. Yeah, yeah.
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No, at the beginning it's like chicken, cow and then Panther.
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Like what? My the it's the stock sound that
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you always hear with monkey screams.
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Yes, always. And that fucking kills me.
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If it's well placed all the time, yes.
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I love it. Like stuff like that.
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Or like the caretaker, his voice just randomly dropping like.
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That was weird. Sinister thing.
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Yeah, that was interesting. So I thought the sense of humor
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was 5000% on point. I was chuckling throughout and
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like I said, I think it was, I think it was really well done.
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Yeah, really tight, kept the story moving along.
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And I, I think like what you said, it's a pretty simple
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story, but I think it has to be because part of what you're
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trying to do is just let like those elements shine.
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And make fun of it while it's happening.
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Yeah, you're making fun of the fact that it's another Cabin in
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the Woods movie. Yes, yes, OK.
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Bad stuff, yes, I guess like I said, like I think, I don't
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know, I, I think even on a second viewing, some of the
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stuff that's going on in the background can be hard to get
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because people are talking scenes are playing out, people
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are talking actions happening. So you don't really get the the
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full things that they're saying on like the radio and stuff like
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that, which I think like if you're going to do that, you
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need to at least make it be like you can single it out.
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Yeah, type thing. This right here.
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It's going to be tough when you watch it again.
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I think maybe it was because we were taking notes, but also
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whenever I was sitting there and just watching it, I was still
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because I was, there were times where I'm like, I need to listen
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to see what this is saying and I couldn't pick up exactly what
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was being said. OK.
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Other than that, yeah, the budget probably gets in the way
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of a little bit of some things. I think even with the stuff that
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they had though, I think some of the some of the character, the
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camera angles could have been a little bit better.
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It could have been shot a little bit more interestingly.
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OK, as it is, it's very flat, straight to DVD.
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Like I'm going to use the space lens and I'm not going to get
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interesting with anything. It's just like there could have
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been some better creative decisions.
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And again, I wonder if this was mostly shot in 2015.
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I wonder what his style looks like now.
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And that is one of the things I was thinking when you brought
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that up last night, This, if it was shot back then, it
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surprisingly holds up really well a decade later.
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It's impressive, honestly. Yeah.
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But that's about really the only bad things I can say about this
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movie. Yeah, I really, I don't have a
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lot of bad. I wish maybe they had played
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with the red herring thing a little bit more.
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Yeah. Like maybe giving us a like,
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maybe just like a little bit of very obvious reasons to suspect
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people like kind of keep in the tone of their sense of humor.
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But then it's like an easy to explain away kind of thing.
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Yeah. You know, the thing that makes
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this hard to find a bad for it is we all know what this is.
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We signed up for it when we pressed play.
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Yeah. So it's not.
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It's exactly what I was expecting.
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Yeah, in a parody movie, I never expect to be surprised by who
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the killer is. No, I just wish they had played
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with like the thought of like the red herring stuff a little
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bit more. Yeah, it is kind of interesting.
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And some of the things that make me think that maybe it was
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played up as a straight horror movie originally is like the
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ending when it shows her reveal, like the reveal of who the
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killer is. Yeah.
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Cuz all like that final finale is almost straight up horror.
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There's really nothing comical going on about it.
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Yes, I agree with that, Yeah. It's, it's interesting, I guess
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it also just has a little bit of that going where.
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But that's cool. That's what you want from a
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horror comedy. You want some horror and you
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want some comedy? Yeah.
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Yeah, I agree. OK, ugly.
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Well, there are a few things I suppose.
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I guess the whole thing with Grant kissing up on Danny and
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getting busted for that and he was going in for seconds.
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I'm sorry. Grant, according to the
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captions, I believe you mean Grunt.
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Grunt, yeah. Grunt farts Grunt I.
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Forgot, I forgot he had the little fart things going on the
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entire time. Yeah.
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And how easily she is just like, oh, it's cool.
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Like yeah, you just straight up kiss.
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But you know, it's, it's crazy what people do for love.
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Yeah. And it's like, OK, just hand
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wave it away cuz you love him and that's it.
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Nah, he was a shitty partner. Yeah.
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She tried to break up a marriage.
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Yeah. After right after it happened.
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Like and insisting that nothing was going on when she's been
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called out on it multiple times. Yeah, and she was so shocked.
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Like, why didn't you invite me to the wedding?
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I don't know, Danny. Maybe because of this.
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Maybe because you were trying to get all over this just, like,
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pointing at himself. Yeah.
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I don't know. OK, That's about it.
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OK. What about you?
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Yeah, just him. Yeah.
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Like actually doing that to the bride as she's saying her
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wedding vows. Yeah, I he'd hit on every single
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one of them except for Beth. And he was like, I'm not into
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her. And I love the shot though, when
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they point to her and she's like got the champagne flute and
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she's just sticking her tongue in it like a dog, like.
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Yeah, that's funny. That's character honestly
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cracked me the fuck up. She was a perfect, like a Comic
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Relief. You know, she kind of does have
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a dead eye thing that goes on with her.
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Yeah. It is a little bit weird.
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Hers is kind of strange, absurd, absurd.
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Oh boy. Well, you could just say this
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entire movie, but that would be a cop out if you ask me.
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Yeah, it's a cop out. Yeah, so the first, they're just
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kind of bland. OK, here I have the J going the
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entire time because that was really funny.
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I liked it. I liked I had the radio
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commentary going on. I also, now that you're reminded
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me the Grant farting constantly grunt.
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Fart. It just, it starts out slowly
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but then as the movie goes on you'll just like get him walking
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out the door and he'll do like 5 farts before he walks out.
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It's really funny. And earlier you were like, did
22:21
you put that we like fart jokes in our blue sky?
22:24
Yeah, I'm not. I'm not against it.
22:27
And I don't disagree. I was just, I never seen that.
22:31
All of our official podcast information is like, hey, we go,
22:33
this is a horror movie shit. And then I went on in Blue Sky
22:36
and it's like, by the way, we played pets and fart jokes.
22:41
OK Art too. Oh, yeah.
22:42
And art. Yeah, art.
22:44
Fart art. Fart smart.
22:50
Oh man, OK, what's your absurd? Oh, that's a good question.
22:56
I. It's tough to pick isn't.
22:58
It yeah, 'cause there's a lot that's going on.
23:00
OK, OK, I'm not going to pick the obvious funny stuff that
23:03
we've talked about. Instead, I'm going to say their
23:05
suggestion of taking the tires from Jay's tiny little sedan and
23:12
putting them on Grant's SUV as though the tires would fit.
23:19
Yeah, I didn't even think about that, but that.
23:21
Yeah, that wouldn't work. But then again I.
23:23
Don't know. Maybe, maybe not, I don't know.
23:27
It's worth a try I guess. You know, I think another one is
23:31
the fact that they invite Mr. Clayton to the wedding and he
23:34
doesn't come to the wedding, but he comes to the cabin dressed up
23:37
nicely just to hang out and drink whiskey after.
23:39
That no, they specifically invited him to the reception.
23:42
Oh really? He was not invited.
23:45
That's that's even better. And he was cool with it and he
23:49
showed up at the reception. Which is like one of those that
23:52
like, you do sometimes when it's like, OK, awkward.
23:55
I don't know what else to say. And then you're like, oh, you,
23:57
you showed up. Yeah.
23:59
You're here. That's this is the thing.
24:01
Hi. OK.
24:04
Do you want to rate it now? Yes.
24:07
All right. I like this movie.
24:08
It was a lot of fun. I think I'd give it a 7.
24:12
I'm going to give it an 8 1/2. I had so much fucking fun
24:16
watching those. It was really hard not talking
24:18
about it last. Night it was, yeah.
24:20
We finished. Yeah.
24:22
So we're starting off with 7.75 average.
24:27
Not bad. That's good.
24:28
All right. Are we ready?
24:30
We are ready. We start off with a quote from
24:35
Mignon McLaughlin. A successful marriage requires
24:39
falling in love many times and never getting murdered at your
24:42
own wedding. That is a great quote, yeah.
24:46
And that's, I mean, I'd say that those are two like necessary, if
24:52
not sufficient things for a successful marriage.
24:55
Absolutely, yeah. I can't disagree with any of
24:58
that. I mean, not being killed on our
25:00
wedding day was. It's been serving me greatly.
25:02
Yeah, I'm actually really quite grateful of it.
25:04
I'm grateful that I didn't die on our honeymoon.
25:06
Came close, tried my damnedest but I didn't so.
25:10
That's true, you know? Yeah.
25:14
So we also get some gentle, foreboding music.
25:17
Yes. As they're driving with the
25:20
animal sounds, the radio is saying that Airbnb's have been
25:24
having like an uptick in murders happening with the owners, like
25:27
just reporting, finding dead bodies and blood all over their
25:31
rentals. Yeah, that's another thing that
25:33
tells me that this was maybe done after the fact, because I
25:35
don't think Airbnb was a big thing back then 2014.
25:41
Yeah, I'm not. Sure.
25:42
Or 2015. I'm trying to think of when we
25:44
went to. Shaky News Cleveland Cleveland,
25:48
OH. Because you got an Airbnb.
25:50
That was like when it was like almost noon.
25:52
Yeah, too. That was around 20.
25:54
That was 2017. OK, Because I remember it was
25:56
when the switch came out. And just last week you were
26:01
saying that you can't remember important things in yours.
26:04
I just distinctly remember walking around Cleveland being
26:07
like, Zelda just came out. I was like, I can't wait to get
26:11
that shit whenever I can get that shit.
26:13
But then again, we wait until Mario came out.
26:16
That OK. But either way, either way,
26:18
yeah. So there's also news choppers
26:20
just flying over them. We get like camera crews that
26:23
are just watching them and they're just like giving news
26:26
reports of what's going on here. We also have the Horny
26:29
Meditation app that comes up a couple of times in this and I as
26:34
Carter's driving, he's doing like a meditation.
26:36
It's like, suck it in, blow it out.
26:40
Yeah, and he's getting a blowjob while he's driving there.
26:44
Yes, I believe. I believe the kids refer to that
26:47
as. Road head?
26:48
Yep, that is exactly what it is. Yeah, and they all arrive there.
26:53
Yep, they get to the cabin. His car is fucked up though, he
26:57
pops the hood and there's something wrong with the engine.
26:59
I don't know car shit. Carters.
27:01
Yes. Carters, Yeah.
27:03
Jay pulls up after them. So there's no service on any of
27:07
their cell phones. Somebody tries to make a call
27:10
and it says, sorry, no service in this world.
27:13
Yeah, so they Jay is gonna be doing the marrying.
27:19
He's gonna be What's the term? I said it once already.
27:24
He's gonna be what? Are you gonna come up with I
27:28
wanna hear this? Go on, say what word do you
27:33
think it is? I don't know.
27:35
I'm drawing blanks. Marriage, man.
27:38
The Merryman, It could be he's, but he's so inappropriate.
27:47
As soon as he arrives, he is I fucking every single one of
27:50
them, including Carter, because he gets a handful of that ass.
27:55
Whenever he walks by, he's like and he just like takes his hand,
27:58
just rubs it all. Yeah, all across his butt.
28:01
Would you like to know the word? Yeah.
28:04
Efficient. Yes, thank you.
28:06
Efficient. Yeah, man, That's not that's not
28:10
Mary. I thought it would be something
28:13
with whatever. Officiating the ceremony.
28:15
Official. Yes.
28:16
Officiating. Yep.
28:17
OK, look man, let's move on. Let's move on.
28:22
I can't do this shit. OK, so they are having a hard
28:29
time unlocking the door. The doors are locked so they go
28:31
around back to try and get in. The caretaker appears.
28:34
He says that this is private property.
28:36
And they're like, Oh well, but we rented it.
28:38
And he was like, oh, why didn't you just say so?
28:40
And as he's talking like his voice will randomly drop into
28:43
sinister like exorcist type tones.
28:45
Yeah, it's strange. And then he lets them in and
28:51
they're like this. There's like an old fashioned
28:54
phone on the wall. And Carter's like, this phone
28:56
has no cord. And the caretaker goes, yeah,
28:58
it's just for decoration. You can't use your cell phone.
29:02
My house has a phone about 1/4 mile away.
29:06
Yeah. They invited him to come stay
29:08
and hang for drinks. But she does.
29:11
Well, they they invited him to come back for the reception.
29:12
They're going to do the ceremony by the brook.
29:14
No, no, they're hanging out there for a little bit too.
29:16
He's giving them a background on the places like I lived here for
29:19
30 years. That's when I.
29:20
Became the character, the reception.
29:23
That is nice. It is.
29:24
Is it? Yes.
29:26
Oh man. Oh yeah, you're right.
29:28
Oh shit. Yeah, the ceremony is blank and
29:31
you'll miss it. They're getting married.
29:33
Done. Yeah, yeah, it is that yeah,
29:36
they're up there saying their vows and Jay's just up there
29:39
just like, you know, being getting into everybody up there.
29:44
So they go back inside, Danny is sabering champagne bottles and
29:47
as she hits one of the corks out, it hits Walter as he walks
29:51
back in. And he goes, yeah, So the radio
29:55
is again, it's narrating everything and predicting the
29:57
plot, like who will be killed 1st and whatnot.
30:02
The I wrote the officiance horny because he's just going around
30:06
trying trying whoever he can. Is this when he's talking to
30:11
Carter and Grant about all the people there and they're yes.
30:14
You do realize that one of those women is the girl that I married
30:18
and the other one is his girlfriend?
30:21
It very much reminds reminds me of April and Andy's wedding
30:24
where Oh my God why can't I think of his name?
30:28
The guy from the animal control. Yeah, I know you're talking
30:31
about SO. What's her deal?
30:32
Is she down to clown? She just got married.
30:35
You're at her wedding? Yeah.
30:37
He's all right. It's.
30:38
The same shit, yeah. So the caretaker, he's been
30:43
there about 30 years. I've been taking care of the
30:45
house that long. His wife died 12 years ago.
30:49
Danny reaches for like he cuz he's holding this necklace as
30:52
he's talking about his wife and it's clearly hers.
30:56
Yeah, I don't know if it's like her necklace, if it's one of
30:58
those like if it's a keepsake type necklace, something.
31:01
And Danny just like reaches out and grabs it and he slaps her.
31:06
And I say good for him cuz you don't just grab strangers.
31:11
Yeah, it doesn't matter who they are if they're old, if they are.
31:15
If they have an exorcist voice like you don't just you don't,
31:19
don't touch strangers. No, Danny.
31:21
Just don't do it. Yeah, No, Danny is they she's
31:24
they frame her to be like a good person at first, but then really
31:27
throughout the whole movie, she's just kind of.
31:28
She doesn't understand boundaries.
31:30
She doesn't at all boundary list.
31:33
Yeah, and he also mentioned that his wife, when she did die 12
31:36
years ago, that something took her over and just ended her.
31:39
Yeah. So it is kind of like a
31:41
possession type thing apparently.
31:44
Trish is going downstairs to her room and Jay follows her and is
31:49
like being really gross and he starts licking her face.
31:52
Carter walks in and she's like trying to push him off of her
31:55
and he starts fighting him and they take the tussle up the
31:59
stairs. Yeah, I didn't even think of
32:02
that, but they they go upstairs instead of like down.
32:07
That's fine. And he's just like whaling on
32:08
him and he like runs off. No, I'm saying.
32:12
Yeah, so he runs out into the woods and he goes to go.
32:15
Oh, there was like one point, though, because, like, he's
32:17
bleeding and Beth tries to give him like, oh, yeah, like, clean
32:20
up. He goes.
32:21
I don't need this. Yeah, he like, he slaps over and
32:24
he's like, get that shit away from me.
32:29
I wish that they would have done more between the two of them.
32:31
I know because that was so funny just seeing him just like hate
32:34
her for no reason. I get that it made sense to kill
32:37
him off early because it probably is easier to.
32:40
Direct a director. Yeah, yeah.
32:42
Yeah, I would have loved to see more seeds and stuff.
32:44
Shit outta here. So he goes out and he's peeing
32:47
by a tree, and then he gets shot by some arrows.
32:52
We could holler. Putin and hollering and he goes
32:56
running and he thinks he's safe. And then you know what?
32:59
What happens? Shot in the Dick.
33:02
Shot in the Dick. And it was not still standing
33:05
because? It was not still.
33:06
Standing, he takes it, takes the arrow and twists it.
33:10
Yeah, inside there. So he's dead.
33:13
He did. He got on.
33:15
We get more animal sounds the next morning and Sarah and Grant
33:19
are cuddling. Maybe a little morning sex.
33:23
Definitely morning sex. She gets on top of them and no,
33:25
they're definitely having sex right there.
33:27
They walk into the Oh, is that what?
33:30
Sex looks like I think so. OK.
33:32
I don't know, They walk into the kitchen as Danny's like cutting
33:36
bread and saying I feel like Sarah doesn't want me here.
33:40
Yeah, so Grant is really insistent on tossing football
33:44
and. The radio on the back is like,
33:48
it just feels like a really contrived reason to leave the
33:50
house. I mean, who's tossing a football
33:52
in the woods? Yeah, and then it actually cuts
33:55
to them outside tossing football and it's like a news chopper,
33:57
like doing the camera shines like, Yep, here they are out
34:00
here playing football for no goddamn reason.
34:04
I wonder, I have to wonder if that was like inspired by the
34:08
Room. When they're.
34:10
Man, remember, they're all trying on their taxes and they
34:12
go out into the alley to throw some football.
34:15
Yeah. But yeah, yeah, in that movie,
34:18
it didn't make sense for them to go outside because they
34:20
immediately go back inside. Sarah pulls Grant to the side
34:26
and she says she's worried about Jake Scene ever came back and
34:28
he's like, well yeah, he got the shit beat out of him by Carter.
34:30
He's probably embarrassed. Danny wonders to great to Carter
34:35
if Grant and Sarah are a good match.
34:37
And he's like, what are you talking about?
34:38
They're both white. They both got hair perfectly
34:44
perfect. Yeah.
34:46
So later that night, they're playing cards and the radio says
34:50
that, oh, this scene looks like it's probably going to be like
34:53
some sort of filler scene about character development.
34:57
Yeah, Trish is trying to get some strip cards going on, so
35:01
they started doing that. Beth makes a cake but she can't
35:06
eat it because she's diabetic, so she's like, it's a really
35:09
delicious cake. Though Grant goes to get Walter
35:12
to look for Jay. Why did he wait until it's dark
35:14
to go look up for Jay? Well, he said to Sarah earlier,
35:17
he's like, OK, here's the thing, if he's not back by night, then
35:20
I'll go get him. So I guess they're like giving
35:21
him some time. Yeah, but it also just seems
35:24
like not a great time to look for a person.
35:26
I agree. Yeah, it's kind of weird.
35:30
So this is where we get the monkey sound.
35:34
I love it. And Danny has followed him and
35:36
scares him. Walt answers the door with a
35:39
crossbow. Uh oh, Uh oh.
35:42
Remember how Jay died? Yeah.
35:46
So Carter and Trish are having sex with the copter.
35:50
Narration happening. And actually they say, like on
35:55
this note, we're gonna go out and we'll continue our coverage
35:58
in the morning, which in movie time will be about 15 minutes
36:01
right now. Yeah, so they are.
36:05
They're out there having sex. Danny followed Clayton to go get
36:09
the. You said that.
36:10
Yes, I'm sorry. So.
36:12
OK, they are so Beth. Cuts Beth cuts her fingers.
36:17
She's washing the dishes from where she made the cake and she
36:20
cuts her finger and she's bleeding a lot, and Sarah passes
36:23
out at the sight of blood. Then the lights go out, so
36:27
Carter's like, I'm going to go outside to investigate.
36:30
There's nothing, but Tricia's annoyed that he left in the
36:33
middle of sex so she's throwing a fit and going to the bathroom.
36:39
Beth gets Sarah up by like just slapping the shit out of her
36:42
face and you can see the actress trying not to break if she's
36:46
having her face. Just Sarah.
36:48
Sarah, Sarah. Sarah.
36:49
Sarah. It happens twice in this movie
36:52
too. Sarah.
36:54
Sarah. Sarah So Walter falls as they're
37:01
looking for Jay, and he just kind of disappears.
37:04
Yeah, it's not even really a hill.
37:06
Yeah, like, he just, he falls and he's down.
37:08
Yeah. Trish is killed in the shower.
37:11
She slipped right across the throat.
37:14
Walter reappears and he has hurt his ankle.
37:17
But Danny has disappeared by this point.
37:19
So Grant's like, hey, we can go back to the cabin, but we got to
37:22
find Danny. And Walter's like, no, no, she's
37:24
fine. She's fine.
37:25
She probably went back. She's smart.
37:26
Yeah. Maybe agrees with that.
37:28
He's like, OK, cool, yeah, yeah. So they go back.
37:31
Beth goes down to the cellar, she gets the lights turned back
37:34
on and Carter goes to look for Trish, but the bathroom has been
37:38
cleaned and emptied, so it's all good.
37:41
And as he's looking around, this is on the radio singing the song
37:43
about Trish definitely being dead.
37:46
Oh yeah, yeah, I forgot about that.
37:48
Yeah. Danny and Grant are back at the
37:51
cabin, but no one has seen Trish, so Carter goes out to
37:55
look for And Grant wants to go like help Carter so that way he
37:59
doesn't get lost in the dark. And Walter's like, if he goes
38:02
out there tomorrow, you're going to be looking for three people
38:04
instead of two. And Sarah, just, like, begs him
38:07
not to go out there. She's like, please, this is
38:09
supposed to be our time together.
38:10
I love this because this is also First off, this is where he
38:14
farts and goes. To sleep, yeah, we get like a
38:17
bedtime montage of everybody. So Danny's doing the horny
38:20
meditation yoga app. Yeah, we've.
38:23
The one that I love the most is whenever it's just Carter
38:26
sitting in the rocking chair in the living room quietly to keep
38:32
it down. Beth does her insulin shot and
38:41
Sarah and Grant argue in bed a little bit.
38:43
They make up very quickly and as they roll over to cuddle, Grant
38:46
farts. Live.
38:46
Yeah. So funny.
38:48
I love it. In the morning, Carter runs out
38:51
and Grant follows him all the way to Walters.
38:54
The girls are having some girl talk and Sarah's asking like if
38:58
Danny has anyone special in her life, and when Danny's like, no,
39:02
not for me. And then Sarah's like, OK, I'm
39:04
going to cut the bullshit. Basically.
39:07
I've seen the way you stare at Grant.
39:08
What's up with that? She's like, nothing.
39:10
It's not like that. So that's where I'm at on my
39:17
page, sorry. No, you're good.
39:19
So the power is that again? Yeah.
39:21
And right before radio, the radio's like, oh, I know exactly
39:26
who the murderer is. It's.
39:28
And then the power goes out. Yeah.
39:29
Yeah. So Beth goes back to the seller.
39:32
This time Sarah does go with her.
39:33
And when they get down there, they find Trish's body.
39:36
They run upstairs and Beth is looking for Danny because they
39:39
want to try and, like, gather up the people that they know are in
39:41
the house. That way they can leave.
39:43
And Sarah's like, we need to go for Grant.
39:45
They're arguing, right everybody, and one of them
39:49
shouts. Trish is dead.
39:50
And right as she says that, Carter walks in.
39:53
So he hears. That, but you missed the whole
39:55
thing from before where they were out there in the woods
39:57
looking for her and that's when he's like they Carter and Greg
40:01
get into the fight. He's like, Oh yeah, well, she's
40:03
no Trish and. He's like, you could say that
40:05
again. Oh, yeah.
40:05
Well, she's no Trish, is she? What you you can say that again.
40:10
Well, she's no Trish, is she? Say it to my face.
40:14
They got into a fight about I guess like Sarah or something.
40:18
I don't really remember when it was exactly it started it.
40:21
Yeah, it basically felt like you're not really in love with
40:24
her just because she's a hot blonde and you guys have a lot
40:26
of sex. Like he's trying to say that
40:27
it's purely shallow. What I love about this is that
40:30
it does seem like Carter and Trish are genuinely really into
40:33
each other, but also just really horny.
40:35
Yeah, it really does seem that. Way.
40:36
And I love that for them, I do too.
40:40
OK, so yeah, he comes back in and he finds out that Trish is
40:43
said now. Yeah, so that's that's not
40:45
great. Danny is also mad at Grant.
40:49
She's like, you didn't even tell me that you were getting
40:50
married. If Carter hadn't told me, would
40:52
I have even been invited? Probably not because you are
40:56
doing the thing that he was afraid of, I'm sure.
41:00
So Carter goes to, I think he's at Walter's house, right?
41:04
Yeah. He breaks into Mr. Quayden's
41:06
house. He find he goes to the bathroom.
41:08
At first he sees the phone and. This scene, this fucking scene
41:13
was killing me. So he goes in the bathroom and
41:16
Jay's body falls from behind the door and he like tries to set it
41:19
up right. And it falls again.
41:22
It feels very much like in a slumber party massacre, that one
41:25
girl that's in the fridge, like her body just keeps falling out.
41:29
Yeah, he does it like three times or just keeps putting him
41:32
back. Beth hits Grant with a bat like
41:38
cuz her and Sarah are hidden up in a room and when Grant comes
41:41
in she hits him with a bat and Danny follows and they.
41:48
She Beth, flips out about the whole situation.
41:50
She wants to go. They don't want.
41:51
They want to wait for Carter to get back.
41:54
So she goes and locks herself up in the bedroom.
41:57
Yeah, Carter comes back and he wants to see Trish's body.
42:00
And when he finds her, he brings her upstairs.
42:02
She's like, wrapped in a tarp. And on the radio they're saying
42:05
that like there's been a recall on blue tarps.
42:07
You should not wrap the body of your loved one in it or keep it
42:11
near your person at any cost. Beth.
42:16
This is where she locks. Herself, yes, she she's like
42:18
kind of getting real antsy and I think this is actually like
42:21
really well done writing 'cause it's you know, you got all the
42:24
commotion going on from the murderer.
42:25
But like, if she is behind on her shot or if her blood Sugar's
42:28
wacky like that, actually, a lot of people don't understand what
42:32
it looks like when people are having like diabetic like
42:36
emergencies. And I think some of that's
42:38
what's happening. So after she freaks out, she
42:41
breaks a lamp, she goes up to her room and her watch goes off
42:45
and she's like, OK, I need to take my shot.
42:48
And as she's doing it, Sarah and Grant are like knocking on the
42:51
door trying to get her to open up, come back out.
42:53
And Grant's like, but she is going to pay for that lamp
42:56
though, right? Like I can't afford for my
42:58
Airbnb score. Yeah, you're just going to fuck
43:00
with my Airbnb score. She doesn't pay for that.
43:02
You're you're totally paying for it.
43:04
Yeah. It's like all muffled because
43:06
she's having her experience and she gives herself her shot and
43:09
things kind of go back to normal for a second and then she
43:12
becomes possessed. Yeah, she's.
43:15
Like seizing. Yeah, and they're finally able
43:18
to break in, but it's too late and she dies.
43:23
So Grant, Sarah and Danny run out of the cabin.
43:26
Their car tires have been slashed, so they tried to use
43:29
Jay's car, but it is not starting.
43:32
Carter runs out with an axe 'cause he's going to go attack
43:35
Walter. Grant stops him.
43:36
He's like, hey, let let's not just assume he did this.
43:40
He's like, he obviously did this.
43:41
That's where I found Jay's body. Like he's the outsider of all of
43:45
this. Danny pops the hood so that way
43:48
they can try and get the car to start and that's where they find
43:51
old man Walt's head in the hood. Yeah, so they go back inside the
43:57
cabin. There's still no service in this
44:00
horror movie. The line is out at Walter's
44:02
house, so Carter suggests putting Jay's tires on Grant's
44:06
car and Trisha's. Trisha's feet twitch on the
44:13
couch and Sarah starts freaking out.
44:15
She's like, Oh my God, she's alive.
44:16
She's still alive. And they're like, no, that's not
44:18
like bodies just do this sometimes.
44:19
It's like the gas is escaping. And she goes, no, she's still
44:22
alive. I saw her feet twitch.
44:24
There we go, it happened. Once an episode and Danny's
44:28
like, she's not alive. Oh hey Trish, if you're alive,
44:31
tell me if you feel this and she just starts punching Trisha's
44:33
body. Carter's just like.
44:36
Watching Yeah so they they agree to move the body out of the room
44:44
so Grant and Danny take the body and move it to one of.
44:46
The bedrooms and when they do that, Danny is like, this is not
44:50
supposed to be how this goes and she's crying and she's freaking
44:53
out and then she kisses Grant and Grant kisses back and Sarah
45:00
sees his. I really wish because they had a
45:02
moment like where we see Sarah seeing it and then like they
45:05
kiss again and I really hoped that she would keep getting
45:08
closer and like gasping like every.
45:10
Time. That would have been funny.
45:11
Yeah. Yeah.
45:13
But they she breaks it up. She storms off crying.
45:17
Grant goes to follow. And then Danny's like, wait, I
45:20
love you. And then Grant's like, I'm
45:22
sorry, I gotta go. So he leaves.
45:24
Carter goes outside by himself to switch the tires, 'cause he
45:27
was like, I'm going to do something, and of course it
45:29
starts raining and so he's working on getting the tire off
45:34
and he's got it, the car jacked up.
45:37
He drops a nut and he reaches under the car to get it and Jack
45:44
falls down, but it doesn't, it doesn't hit him, he's fine.
45:48
He breathes a sigh of relief right before his arm gets
45:50
chopped off with a neck. Yeah.
45:52
He looks up and he sees a woman. He says you bitch.
45:56
And then we see Danny and Sarah are both out there and they
46:02
start fighting and Danny chases Sarah into the house and so they
46:06
fight some. Sarah ends up stabbing Danny
46:12
into the ribs so that way she can run upstairs, but Danny
46:14
catches up to her and beats the ever loving fuck.
46:17
Out. Holy shit.
46:18
Yeah, this right here. Banging her head on all the
46:21
surfaces over and over again. She is fucked, yeah, and then
46:25
she's about to get the killing blow, but then Grant comes in
46:27
and tackles her off of Sarah. And you know what?
46:30
You know what ends up killing Danny?
46:32
You guys a Halloween 6 God damn wall.
46:36
Spike a wall. Spike strikes back.
46:38
It's it's undefeated. I made fun of you in that
46:43
episode and I've had to eat crows so many times since then.
46:46
Wall spikes are more common than I realized.
46:48
They're just and they're very deadly.
46:50
Yeah, very, very deadly. Don't go flying in their
46:52
direction. You will be killed.
46:54
Yeah, that's exactly what happened to her.
46:56
What the fuck was her whole spike?
46:59
That's always a question too. Why are they always there?
47:04
So yeah, the next morning the tow trucks are trying to get it.
47:09
We don't have any cops, we just have tow trucks.
47:11
Is it tow trucks? I thought it was like the
47:13
garbage collectors. No, it was tow trucks.
47:15
And they're just like making really loud inappropriate jokes
47:18
as Grant and Sarah are just kind of looking shell shocked and
47:22
they're about to leave and she's like, I need to go get my
47:24
jacket. And then this is where we see
47:27
flashback to she was actually the one that committed all of
47:29
the murders because in some way or another, she thought
47:32
everybody was like disrespecting their.
47:34
Their love, yeah. So that's it.
47:38
Yeah, that's how it ends. That really is just it.
47:41
Yeah. OK.
47:42
OK, I still think it's an 8 1/2. I think this movie is really
47:45
funny. It's a really good time and I
47:47
really hope there's a fucking sequel.
47:49
Also too, especially with its new found.
47:52
Yes. Whatever this is, I hope it does
47:54
well. I mean, it's too soon to say if
47:56
it's a success, but. Yeah, there's apparently a watch
47:58
party going on on Blue Sky at the same time we were.
48:00
Watching I know I that was like, Oh my God, that was so funny.
48:03
It was the group that like. Yeah, like by Benjamin.
48:06
Yeah, they usually do like the online they they have so many
48:09
different ones like every single night.
48:10
But yeah, I'm I'm glad. I hope this movie does well.
48:14
I'm gonna I'll bump mine to 7 1/2.
48:17
Yes, yeah, this is a fun movie. So that brings our new average
48:21
to I can't drop my voice very low.
48:24
No. Well, his is also digitally
48:26
augmented, that's true, yeah. Thanks for timing.
48:28
You feel better, babe. Yeah.
48:32
So I guess a change. Yeah.
48:34
What's a change that you would make?
48:38
Well, I that's tough. What would it take for you to
48:50
bump the score even more? Bump it some more.
48:53
Yeah, OK. What would give another half
48:56
point? That's tough man.
49:03
That's really tough to say cuz this is like I said before, this
49:07
is one of those movies that I mean it's exactly what I thought
49:09
it was. Yeah.
49:10
So like maybe it for me, it's peak potential is 7 1/2, but you
49:17
know, for the sake of saying something for at least giving it
49:21
some critique. I do think shooting it
49:24
differently could have been interesting.
49:25
Like it felt very basic. I think with the winds of a
49:30
horror movie, like a more cuz like see, The thing is like I, I
49:34
see all of these low budget movies all the time have really
49:39
interesting shots. So it's definitely doable.
49:44
I think you just need to get like a good director of
49:47
photography for this right here. I would love to see what he
49:50
could do with the sequel. I would too, yeah.
49:52
It, it feels like he's kind of like he's got a good sense of
49:55
himself and it's been, in our theory, it's been 9 years since
50:00
he first shot this. Yeah, also, I really would have
50:03
liked to have had the chemistry of Jay and Death.
50:08
That was so fucking funny. Like everything that happened
50:11
between them. I was really, really like,
50:13
laughing at that. Yes, that was good.
50:16
And also just pump up the fucking like, I, I don't know,
50:19
it's really hard for me to criticize the radio commentary
50:22
that's going on because the fact that it's there in the 1st place
50:24
is awesome. I like that.
50:25
It's like I. Also do like that too.
50:27
Like we kind of like to. Each other, yeah.
50:29
That's funny. And then it kept happening and
50:31
you're like, are you hearing? You know what?
50:32
You're right. That's the best way to do that
50:34
right there. Yeah.
50:36
So, yeah, those are really the only things I would say that I
50:38
would change. And they're like, really?
50:41
That's not asking a lot. This movie was really good as it
50:45
is all. Right, I've got a very important
50:47
question for you. OK.
50:49
What was Scout's favorite part? I think Scout's favorite part
50:54
was when they were fighting because that's exactly when
50:59
Scout went over and started fighting Zoe.
51:03
That's a good guess, but no, obviously her favorite part was
51:09
all of the showering. Oh, the showering, Yeah.
51:12
The Steam, Yeah, Yeah, that's a good point.
51:17
OK. Who did you relate to?
51:21
That's a good question. I know, that's why I asked it.
51:35
That's tough, man. OK, well I'll tell mine while
51:40
you think. No, OK, I got it, Carter.
51:44
OK, bye. Because I genuinely love you.
51:48
And, you know, I, I thought he was a fun character.
51:51
He was like a good guy. I.
51:53
Did love his character. Yeah, I love you.
51:55
So I guess that makes sense that you would relate to Carter.
51:57
Also, I like this idea at the end though, like switched to
52:00
tires. I don't give a fuck if it's
52:01
different size tires. Like if I'm fucking on my car
52:04
getting out of there, I'm getting the fuck out of there,
52:06
you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
52:08
Alice is like, I would take the axe and I would try and go after
52:10
Mr. Clayton 'cause I would fucking think Mr. Clayton's
52:12
doing the exact same thing too. OK, Yeah, I just, his approach
52:16
to everything in this movie is how I feel.
52:19
Like I would maybe handle some of those things.
52:24
I really did to Beth, 'cause I feel like I'm kind of a Comic
52:27
Relief character in general and I have weird commentary and
52:30
facial expressions. So you also drink out of a
52:34
bottle exactly like that. Champagne with my tongue.
52:38
That's how the French do it. Aw, that French?
52:42
Yeah, you do. No lie, everybody.
52:48
OK, dream sequel. OK.
52:51
I would love, I would love for them to do like call it like one
52:56
more like Cabin in the woods, maybe something like that, keep
53:01
a kind of theme like that. And I would love to see them do
53:05
like like their bag of the woods.
53:11
I don't know what kind. I honestly, I wouldn't hate it
53:14
if they brought back the same cast and did kind of like an
53:16
Evil Dead 2, you know? Where they just kind of recap
53:21
the first one in the 1st 10. Minutes.
53:22
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I guess you could maybe
53:26
bring some of the people back because like they, they touched
53:28
on the possession thing with Beth there at the end, like
53:30
maybe she comes back as a dead type thing.
53:33
I don't think she was possessed. Her eyes.
53:36
You don't think she was possessed?
53:37
I think. I think.
53:38
She just I think. That's I thought that that's
53:40
what they were hinting at with what killed Mr. Clayton's wife.
53:45
It was the same thing. She she was overtaken by
53:48
something and died suddenly. I think that her.
53:51
The insulin shot didn't help She.
53:53
I don't. I think her meds were messed
53:55
with dude. You think so?
53:56
Yeah, and I think her eyes turning red was like.
53:59
Oh, I didn't even think of that. I thought that she, I thought it
54:03
was the thing that Mister Clayton was talking about, where
54:05
his wife got possessed. No.
54:09
We'll. Make it.
54:09
They also had cancer and cancer patients tend to have like when
54:13
they're near death, like they tend to have like very severe
54:16
hallucinations. Shit, man, OK, never mind.
54:20
I guess there's no possession going on in this movie.
54:22
We can have possession in the sequel.
54:24
No, no, no, not happening. It's our dream sequel, babe.
54:28
If you want to do it, we can do it.
54:33
I do like your idea of doing like an Evil Dead 2 type.
54:36
Yeah, that is kind of fun. And then that way we could have
54:39
the chance to bring some of them back and get some of those
54:41
moments we didn't get to. Have well, I think that that
54:43
would be fitting because it would also be a good way of
54:46
handling their new age because you said you looked at some of
54:50
these actors profiles. Cuz I was pulling them up and I
54:53
was like, Dwayne still looks like he's still a very beautiful
54:57
human being, but he's obviously much older than he was.
54:59
He said you saw some grey, right?
55:01
Yeah, yeah. Nothing wrong with it.
55:03
It's just a reality. Yeah. 10 years later.
55:05
Like he looked very dignified with it, Yeah.
55:07
These characters, they're older. I think that would be a great
55:10
way to handle that, right? There.
55:13
Or like they're just there for Sarah and Grant's anniversary
55:16
and we just don't address the fact that they all died.
55:19
Oh my God, I like that a lot. Yeah, same cabin.
55:23
Yes, OK. And they're like, how this looks
55:25
really familiar. Yeah.
55:27
And the radio can be saying something about new studies are
55:31
showing that Airbnb's are wiping people's memories and bringing
55:35
people. Back to.
55:36
Life. That's fun all.
55:39
Right Joe, if you if you want our help riding and making this.
55:45
We got a pitch. Yeah, we got one right there for
55:47
you. So, you know, let me make sure
55:48
he isn't. I've been checking.
55:50
Yeah, well, actually there's been some things here.
55:52
No, he didn't. OK.
55:54
So sad. Yeah, OK, so I do have a review
55:59
now. I know normally for two beer not
56:00
to be we pull like 1 high 1 low. You only had one, didn't you?
56:04
There were three to pick from OK and the lowest one was a 5 OK.
56:08
But it was a very positive review with A5 rating so I just
56:11
kinda wanna read that cuz this is a really well written review.
56:14
That's fair. So OK, let me pull that up real
56:17
quick. Here we go, you know how it
56:24
goes. You sit down for some popcorn,
56:26
ready for a nice mindless horror movie.
56:28
But instead you get another film trying to lecture you about the
56:30
dangers of social media, climate change, or why we should all eat
56:33
more kale. But not this time.
56:35
Cabin of Laughs, or whatever this drum was called, surprised
56:37
me by doing exactly what I wanted it to do, providing a
56:41
blissful escape from reality. No hidden agenda, no moral high
56:44
ground, just pure comedy, horror, goodness.
56:46
And honestly, it felt like finding a perfectly ripe avocado
56:49
at the grocery store. Rare, unexpected, and strangely
56:52
satisfying. I'm gonna argue with the fact
56:54
that finding a ripe avocado is not strangely satisfying.
56:57
It's amazing. Is it, is it rare?
56:59
Yeah. Yeah, it's dude, if you, if you
57:04
think about an avocado too long, it will go bad.
57:06
Gross. It's it's a rough, it's a rough
57:11
produce to really love so. Well, I I'm glad that that's a
57:15
compliment to this movie then. Yes, yes, OK.
57:20
Yeah, I agree. I mean this very upfront with
57:22
what it is and it delivers 100% on what it says it is.
57:27
Yeah, it is nice, Yeah. I I think it was just, it was
57:32
really fun. It was a really fun time.
57:34
It did exactly what I wanted it to do based off the trailer and
57:38
that made me really happy. It didn't go on for too long.
57:42
It was exactly as it long, as long as it needed to be to get
57:46
this point across it. Honestly, I can't have any
57:49
complaints about it because it did everything that I've always
57:51
asked these movies to do. Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
57:54
I had a great time with this one.
57:56
Absolutely. OK, hold on.
57:59
I got to do it the right way, Titular question, Travis.
58:04
To be or not to be? I say to be do it, do it.
58:11
People watch this movie? We will watch it again.
58:14
We will recommend it to everybody.
58:17
It's a good time. It's for free.
58:19
Oh, free. It's for free.
58:20
Yeah. So go enjoy it.
58:24
Yeah, it's great. Give it a shot, you know?
58:25
If you're looking at I mean if you just want something dumb
58:28
fun, this is exactly it right here.
58:30
Don't go into this thing if you want something like a
58:32
legitimately like good horror movie.
58:34
It's. Kind of like what we talked
58:34
about with Dubro Party Massacre 3.
58:36
Like it's dumb humor, but it's like smartly done dumb humor
58:39
like you have. This is even Dumber.
58:40
Yeah, you have to be smart to do this type of humor in a way that
58:43
it doesn't just feel like. In a way, this is kind of like
58:46
Scary Movie with the way it approaches humor and how it
58:49
handles like it carries itself. But it it's not like a parody of
58:53
very I miss other movies. It's just a parody of itself.
58:57
And that's what I mean. Like I it feels very like
58:59
nationally impotent to me, almost.
59:01
Yeah, yeah. That's.
59:02
True. Like that's that's the sense I
59:04
get from. Yeah, exactly.
59:05
Yeah. Yeah.
59:06
A traditional parody movie. I.
59:07
Suppose. Yes, yeah, like.
59:09
Rock'n'roll High School, like that kind of that's that is the
59:13
general tone I get from it. Yeah, I.
59:16
Agree. Yeah.
59:16
Yeah, so. Except this is probably sillier
59:18
than that movie. Well, and this one doesn't have
59:22
the Ramones. That's true.
59:24
That's true. It's got royalty free music.
59:28
OK, we're gonna go record the episode for our main Curse of
59:35
Chucky, Curse of Chalky. Yep.
59:37
So join us on Thursday for that. Thank you for being here.
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All right. Bye.
1:01:08
Dude. We got the reply from the guy.
1:01:13
Breaking news OK, so if you haven't listened to her TV or
1:01:16
not to be episode, this won't make any sense.
1:01:19
Just go listen to it and we have a whole thing.
1:01:21
Oh my God. I'll let you read it since you
1:01:24
were the one that messaged him. OK, OK.
1:01:27
Wait hold on, how about I edit I just slapped this in to our to
1:01:32
be or not to be? OK OK yeah here's what I sent to
1:01:36
Joe last night. Joe Vandelli.
1:01:39
Hi, we just watched another Cabin in the Woods movie and
1:01:42
have to say amazing. Your sense of humor and
1:01:44
understanding of the tropes is absolutely on point.
1:01:46
Please make a sequel. I'm sorry this if this is a wild
1:01:49
question. I was going through IMDb to look
1:01:50
up the cast and noticed they were all also listed for Cabin
1:01:53
Fear which has a very similar presence and unless IMDb was
1:01:56
bugging identical still shots. Was was the movie credited or
1:02:02
what was the story with that? I meant to say was the movie re
1:02:05
edited or what was the story with that?
1:02:08
I'm massively curious because we had such a fun time with another
1:02:11
cabin in the woods movie and just wanted to understand its
1:02:13
origins. He said thank you for the kind
1:02:16
words. When I made this film I lost my
1:02:18
final cut on the film and a distributor bought it and cut
1:02:21
out all the comedy and made it. That's cabin fear.
1:02:23
As soon as I could buy the rides back I did and then cut the film
1:02:26
the way I wrote it which is another cabin in the woods
1:02:29
movie. So this is the movie he wanted
1:02:31
all. Along the.
1:02:32
Distributor took away the humor in the 1st.
1:02:35
One that makes a lot. Of sense I love this he got his
1:02:38
actual like actual version of what he wanted.
1:02:42
All right, we're gonna reply and just say we just recorded an
1:02:45
episode about it. We're gonna, we spoke very
1:02:47
fondly and we're gonna include this message so people know yes.
1:02:50
Yes, we'll we'll answer that in a minute.
1:02:52
Later. Yeah.
1:02:52
All right, that's so cool that we got that answer.
1:02:54
OK, so neither of our theories was actually correct, but I'm
1:02:58
that makes me so glad to know that this was that the version
1:03:01
we got was his actual. Vision.
1:03:03
Yeah, for sure. That's so cool.
1:03:05
I'm so glad that we actually got that answer just in time.
1:03:08
Oh man.