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TRY NOT TO CRINGE · CelinaSpookyBoo

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  Speaker 1: Something is flashing over there and it's really wondering what
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  Speaker 1: it is.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome back. I hope you're having a great time.
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  Speaker 2: If you subscribe, if you're not, that's not cool.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to cringe at some stuff today because I
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to have a worse day than I was
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  Speaker 1: already having, but wait, give it to me.
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  Speaker 2: Give me a little sadness monster. I see, here, I'll
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  Speaker 2: grab him. I'll grab him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Look at that magic dust. That magic dust means that
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna have the best day ever.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, ready?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not ready. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 2: kink shame. Cause like, I get it. I get it
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  Speaker 2: and I'm here for it.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't know if recording that in like an
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  Speaker 1: Eastside Mario's beside probably a family of seven and five
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  Speaker 1: year olds is cool.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I don't know what you're doing. That was a
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  Speaker 2: lot for me. For me, that was a lot. But like,
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  Speaker 2: I could see myself doing that at like 19.
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  Speaker 1: Practice driving with my left so she can hold on
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  Speaker 1: to my right.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: Let me back up real quick. Subtly reviewing my tattoo.
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  Speaker 1: Okay!
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm cringy because I don't find that cringy. I
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  Speaker 2: think that's cute. He's putting in the time.
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  Speaker 1: He wants you to know that he's your man. He
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  Speaker 1: wants you to know that he's gonna keep you safe
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  Speaker 1: and he's just getting ready.
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  Speaker 2: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: It's like when you have like a really nice shower
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  Speaker 1: and you get that good exfoliant and you really work on.
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  Speaker 2: We're moving on. Oh, that's gross. That's gross. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 2: one had me cringing. That one had me cringing, um... Sorry! Deeply.
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  Speaker 1: That was disgusting, man. That was disgusting. Bro, we gotta
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  Speaker 1: do coffee. I'd love to pick your brain, figure out
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  Speaker 1: how I could use you. Yo, King, I'd love to
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  Speaker 1: collab on some content with you. I think it could
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  Speaker 1: really help my career.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, I could introduce you to all the right people,
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  Speaker 2: no cap. What's your hashtag strategy? Yo, your content is super... interesting.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, but two million followers can't argue with that. I
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  Speaker 3: had this idea for like a music festival, but all
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  Speaker 3: the acts would be influencers. Would you be interested in
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  Speaker 3: something like that? I honestly think you might be the
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  Speaker 3: first guy who's funnier than me. I got two words
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  Speaker 3: for you.
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  Speaker 2: Viral market.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so this kind of hits home being someone who's
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  Speaker 1: like an influencer and kind of jumps between like here
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  Speaker 1: in LA and stuff like that. There are some events
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  Speaker 1: you go to, especially like ones where we all gather,
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  Speaker 1: comms and specific.
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  Speaker 2: There's like always like four dudes who are at every party.
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  Speaker 1: You don't really know how they got in and they
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  Speaker 1: have not like a lot of followers, but they think
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  Speaker 1: that they're like the next thing. And I've seen this
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  Speaker 1: guy for years and he's never the next thing type thing,
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  Speaker 1: but he's so ready to tell you how you're doing terrible.
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  Speaker 2: What to do next?
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  Speaker 1: The weird thing about LA and going to these different
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  Speaker 1: things is you meet people who literally will not give
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  Speaker 1: you the time of day. And then they'll be talking
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  Speaker 1: to someone else and be like, oh my God, you're
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  Speaker 1: this person.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And once they know how many followers you have or
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  Speaker 1: what you're doing, then they'll like give you the time
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  Speaker 1: of day. I'm gonna be honest, being like a big girl, like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the world's very different for me. So like,
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  Speaker 1: I see all these like PR videos and stuff on
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  Speaker 1: TikTok where people get like pounds and pounds of PR.
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  Speaker 1: Like if I write a clothing company or a shoe company,
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  Speaker 1: they're like just not interested in me, but they'll send
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  Speaker 1: like the same thing to someone who like better matches
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  Speaker 1: their aesthetic.
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  Speaker 2: We all know what the internet world is like.
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  Speaker 1: I'm appreciative that you guys give me an audience, even
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  Speaker 1: though I might not look like the people, other people
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  Speaker 1: you follow.
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  Speaker 2: There you are. Come here.
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  Speaker 3: Just want to let you know that you did such
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  Speaker 3: a good job today.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so proud of you. You're such a Minimal effort.
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  Speaker 2: Minimal effort. There couldn't be less effort. Um, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to mouth it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, ready?
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  Speaker 2: Let's play it. And I'm going to mouth it like
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  Speaker 2: you did.
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  Speaker 1: There you are. Come here. I just want to let
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  Speaker 1: you know that you did such a good job today.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you.
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  Speaker 2: You're such a good girl. I will never do that again.
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  Speaker 1: Never!
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  Speaker 2: Day two of me drinking no urine. It's going to rot.
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  Speaker 2: I did want to have a sip earlier just to
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  Speaker 2: taste the flavour, but no. I'm having a little break.
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  Speaker 2: I'm having a little break that is making me too manic.
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  Speaker 2: No urine. So your passion is to drink urine.
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  Speaker 1: One time I added this Facebook group as a joke,
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  Speaker 1: and it was like a urine thing, and people were serious.
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  Speaker 2: They put it in their eyes, they drank it. I
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  Speaker 2: thought it was a joke. You know what? He's not
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  Speaker 2: doing crack, and that's important.
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  Speaker 1: When sirs in hospitals, they have to spam his inbox
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  Speaker 1: with emotional support stuffies.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna kink shame. I'm not gonna kink shame.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna kink shame. Yes. Yes. Go away. Oh
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  Speaker 2: my gosh. I'm married to a man. I'm married to
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  Speaker 2: a man.
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  Speaker 1: Yo!
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  Speaker 2: Influencers in the Wild. I follow a page like that
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  Speaker 2: on Snapchat. It's called Influencers in the Wild, and that's
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  Speaker 2: what we look like.
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  Speaker 1: I'm luckily not someone who does dancing or anything, so
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  Speaker 1: all you see me is squatting and pushing really hard.
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  Speaker 3: Two tickets to the new Black Panther movie, please, for
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  Speaker 3: me and Milady.
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  Speaker 2: We only need one. Ah, Mikasa. It appears your reputation
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  Speaker 2: precedes you.
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  Speaker 1: Well then I suppose it's two for one on the
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  Speaker 1: hot dogs also.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no!
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  Speaker 2: Get on your knees, baby girl. My straight ass face.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to hold it in.
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  Speaker 1: Woo woo?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know it was ew woo, so I said
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  Speaker 2: woo woo. I'm so pregnant. Mommy don't know daddy's getting high.
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  Speaker 1: We're at the body shop.
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  Speaker 2: There's something on your heart.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You got it.
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  Speaker 1: It's cringier because like it didn't sound how I wanted
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  Speaker 1: it to sound.
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  Speaker 4: Whatever daddy wants, daddy gets.
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  Speaker 2: We're all so cringy. I love my best friends. We're
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  Speaker 2: gross and I love us. Get it. Get it?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Bad tree. You know what? I live in the country.
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  Speaker 2: I have a tree that looks really sad, so sometimes
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  Speaker 2: I give it a hug. It has, like, a sad face.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna get a king chain. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 2: get a king chain. I'm sorry, that was super Disney Channel.
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  Speaker 2: That was super cute. I'm sure that could be cringy
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  Speaker 2: to some people, but to me, I look at that
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  Speaker 2: and I'm just like, aww. I want to go back
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  Speaker 2: to high school.
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  Speaker 1: One more time, do it over knowing what I know now. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: and get it, and go, and around, and do it,
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  Speaker 1: and dance.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yeah, yeah. You got it, and it's fresh.
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  Speaker 2: I say, yeah, yeah. Yes, have a good time. That
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  Speaker 2: wasn't cringy at all. I think they're definitely.
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  Speaker 1: Probably living in a situation where things aren't great all
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  Speaker 1: the time. So you have to give yourself like a light,
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  Speaker 1: pretty moment and have fun. So amen to them.
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  Speaker 2: That's fun.
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  Speaker 1: Bark.
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  Speaker 2: I said bark.
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  Speaker 1: Good girl.
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  Speaker 2: Now somebody was asking for a treat. Got the perfect
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  Speaker 2: treat for you. That was the last one. We're leaving
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  Speaker 2: on that.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with anyone and whatever you're into, if
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't hurt anybody else, it's not a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: But obviously we're all going to have our own preferences
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  Speaker 1: and opinions and feelings. But that doesn't mean anyone should
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  Speaker 1: be shamed for doing things that make them feel happy
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  Speaker 1: and safe. So don't be mad at things I've said
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  Speaker 1: because I'm going to promise you I'm into some pretty
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  Speaker 1: weird shit too. And it's not hurting anybody. Until next time,
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  Speaker 1: keep existing.