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FWF Season 2 PPV1! - FROM THE VAULT · The Major Wrestling Figure Podcast

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What's up everyone? Hello, and welcome back to the FWF. I am
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your impartial moderator for this season, Hall of Fame booker for the thrill Zone
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brand, now retired fw employee, full time moderator, the most professional wrest
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of Brian Myers. What's up, everybody? And I am the president of
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the A show Turmoil. I got my notes on the back of eight by
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ten and I'm ready to just mop the floor with smart Mark Sterling today.
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Yeah, you're feeling confident, are you? I think I think he is
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because he wrote his notes in the back of a Hawkins and Rider WrestleMania thirty
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five victory eight by ten, So he needs some good luck. I feel
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like he needed that lucky charm there. Well, I'm also here. There's
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another name on the contract, and that name is Sterling, and now I
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own thrill Zone. Smart Mark Sterling esquire the president, the EVP of thrill
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Zone now and I'm very excited for this, slightly nervous, and also I
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know that I'm gonna piss off Broski. Oh man, Well, that's a
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guy to do when it comes to this. Okay, we're gonna have at
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it. It's thirty second thirty minutes on the clock for each Marks asked to
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go first, and Brosky has allowed him, so there will be no coin
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to us, so he's deferred. Well, to be fair, Broskie said,
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Mark, you can go first, and I said I would love saying
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so it was a mutual agreement. So hey, guys, if you haven't
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listened to all of season one, if this will make no sense, this
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is season two. I mean, this is a clean landscape. We had
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the draft, you can go back and listen to that. There's been some
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shake up if you will, and the rosters, and we've added eligible roster
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members by adding the new style bone crunchers. Well, I'm going to tell
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you this. I'm my storytelling is going to be so great Brosky that I
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don't necessarily think you need to listen to throws oone season one because I'm gonna
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catch you up. Whoa and you have you have thirty minutes to do it.
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Baby, let's geat just so everyone knows, this is the pay per
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view, no TVs this year, just the pay per view, and it's
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the you know, representing brands duty to catch you up to speed on everything.
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Correct. Yeah, sure, if you want if you want mean,
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you gotta have put some context of things. You can't just yeah, well
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you could just be terrible, all right, that's true. This is the
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debut of Mark Sterling's storytelling here in f WF Are we ready all ready?
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Give me a countdown because I'm going to start my own clock, which is
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something Broskie never did. I will do it actually too after this we will
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do uh drops trades and two secret picks each in this episode. So don't
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go anywhere. Yep, yeah, stay tuned, all right, thrill Zone,
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Mark Sterling, You're on the clock and three two one, we're rolling
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last season on thrill Zone as soon as we're rewritten. As mancho Man redefines
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what it means to be a hardcore legend by beating the man with three faces
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himself, Mick Foley. He beats him so so hard, in fact,
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that his name changes from Love to Dudley. Has led to a long and
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gritty rain by one savage champion. Indeed, however, we would learn that
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the whole thing sucked as hardcore Holly snags the championship at Major Fest proven to
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be short lived, going to be stripped of the championship, leaving the future
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of our hardcore division. Unclear is what fans chanted all across the world,
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whether holding any interstate championship or going through the ring post, it was clear
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that people were always behind this marvel of a man. As he captured the
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most important thing in the arena, the hearts of all the things. He
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hopes to open a new chapter going forward, perhaps to capture a few prizes
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on top of the cheers from the fans. Yoko Zuda has held the interstate
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championship, but it was Ahmed Johnson and Like Awesome would wage war at Majorfest
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for the workhorse title. Though both Lahemus gave it there all, it would
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be an Awesome adversary that emerged from the Smoke victorious. Many great teams help
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the tag team championships, but the ones who truly danced their ways to greatness
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had to be Disco Inferno and Flash Funk. They boogied their way to the
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top, and when it came to Majorfest, they beat the best of the
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best, including the Legion of Doom. The Booge Knights have proved to be
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the most charismatic and over champs yet. Moving into the new season, and
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the sky is the limit, for the two young Bucks, and of course,
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the Giant's reign of terror as MWF champion can't be denied as destruction and
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squashes are left in the trail that he walked. That is until owen Hart,
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an unlikely hero, utilizes a neck injury to shock the world, bringing
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us into an entirely new rate of terror altogether. But the Giant, now
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by is owen Hart, would defend the title against Sean Michaels and Brent Hart
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at Major Fest, with Shawn Michaels realizing a boyhood dream in the end,
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we must first go back, as we realized the Insiders formed on day one
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of the brand, only to come full circle that would show Scott Hall pinning
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Sewn Michaels from the closing moments of Major Fest as and new brings across the
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arena. After the Macho Man had a turn of heart, the unstoppable force
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meant the immovable object as he came face to face with the Rock at Major
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Fest in an Icon versus Icon match with a Rock victorious and what some say
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was the greatest match of all time. Where does he go from here?
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And does Macho Man have anything left to give? With a new wave of
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talent and a new year upon us. The possibilities are endless here on the
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thrill So welcome everyone to Thrill Zone. I am your host, Mark Sterling,
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and we have new management here this year and we are thrilled. But
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first, in the first segment, let's bring him out the champion. Here
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he comes Scott Hall, ending Thrill Zone with a surprise victory over Sean Michaels
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in the main event. He's looking great, he's wet, He's got that
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beautiful yellow championship and he makes his way to the ring. He says,
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hey, yo, Thrill Zone. I know I won the title last show
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in a cheap way, casting it in on a tired old friend, but
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it doesn't matter because I'm the champion. But I want to prove myself in
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Thrill Zone and I'm defending the title against two people here tonight. And these
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two people fought in one of the greatest matches of all time and they are
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both number one contender. Let's bring them out first. Here comes the Rock.
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Now the Rock versus Macho Man. A lot of people are saying is
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the greatest match of all time, and The Rock is just very confident.
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He's coming down to the ring and he've got something to say to Scott.
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He says, if there's one thing he knows, it's that whoops, I
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messed this up. He says. If there's one thing he knows, I
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legit thought your computer frozen. I was like, oh, he's frozen.
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That was real life. Yeah, he says. If there's one thing he
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knows, he knows that the Macho Man still has a lot of people.
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It's been six months since Major Fest. They thought maybe Macha Man was retiring.
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Uh, And he wants to make sure he defeated Macha Man at Major
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Fest. And he's not gonna accept I screwed this all up. Now we're
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laughing. Now you got twenty four minutes left. By the way, it's
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all live. Here he comes. It's gotta be your bowl. Here he
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comes. Macha Man comes to the ring. Did the Rock lose the Gift
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of the Gap? What happened there? Macha Man comes to the ring and
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he says, guys, I appreciate this. I appreciate all the accolades,
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but I don't deserve it. I lost to the Rock last year and I
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don't think I have anything left. And the Rock says No, we took
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everything that we had in that match at Major Fest, and I'm not going
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to accept this title shot unless you're part of it. I want this three
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way dance to happen. So Macho looks at the crowd and he agrees.
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They all shake hands, The three men stare off, and Razors music plays
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as they leave. Later on main event, Scott Hall versus The Rock versus
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Macho Man for the Heavyweight Championship. All right, here we go, try
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to make up some time here, yeah, all right, here he comes
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Mark Henry folks new look, Mark Henry, new attitude. He looks focused,
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he trained hard this year, might even be bigger, might be stronger,
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and he's facing off in this opening contest here against former Thrill Zone champion
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Triple Crown champion Sewn Michaels. Sean won the championship you know last year and
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then had that basically stripped from him, so this is a match to get
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him back on track. This is a great match between these two, but
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Mark Henry is just sort of too much for Shawn and Michaels to handle,
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and he's throwing them all over the place, putting on steam and then towards
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the end, Henry has him up for a World's Strongest Slam, but Michael
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gets out ducks a line from Henry super kick. Mark Henry is down one
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big kickout out of the sweet chin music. I can't believe it, but
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Michael's he knows what to do, so he tunes it up again. He's
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tuning it, He's tuning it, nails him with another one. Mark Henry
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goes down like a sack of bricks, one to another kickout. Mark Henry
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was a tag Team of the Year, but this is this is insane.
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And Henry is back up and Michaels doesn't really know what to do. He's
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looking around, so he launches another superkick, but this time Henry just eats
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it. He doesn't fall, shakes it off, picks up Sean Michaels and
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slams him down for the World's Strongest Slam one two three, a decisive victory
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statement for Mark Henry, and he just walks off to that awesome house,
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that awesome music that I made, by the way, because I do cool
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things like that, all right here. He next segment, McK foley,
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He's wearing his plaid shirt, he's coming out, he's shaking hands. He's
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kissing babies. What the baby face bone cruncher. Hey, well he's wearing
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us. He's wearing a shirt I made it. We gotta see the picture
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proof of this. And what's Marketery's new look? Yeah, he looks stronger.
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What are you talking about? You're looking at the figure and he looks
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he looks jacked. What are you talking about? I don't I don't understand
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what's happening. You're you're interrupting me. Uh. He walks to the ring
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announces that he's been appointed to the new GM. He announces that in addition
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to the main event tonight, we will see the Interstate title defended as Mike
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Austin defends against Owen Hart, former champion, the tag team champions Boogie Night
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will defend against l O D, and the vacant Hardcore title will be decided
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in a huge multi person thrill Zone street fight. And the new rule and
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thrills own is that the champion decides the stipulation of the hardcore title matches,
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and that's coming up next. So we get the participants of this hardcore match.
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Ken Shamrock is in it. Dennis Rodman is out there with Marlena and
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we get this man, Harry comes Rick Flair. But I'm gonna be totally
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honest. He's he kind of looks a mess. His hair is out of
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place, he's wearing a T shirt. He just kind of looks lost.
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He's not really shaking hands with everybody. He just doesn't look Ricks looked better.
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Bam Bam Bigelow is also in this match, and you can't have a
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hardcore match without this man. Harry comes knew Jack. Every he erupts,
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people are thrilled. The crowd's going wild, but that music is abruptly interrupted
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by the newest member of the FWF, Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle is here,
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finally in the FWF. Was not available in season one, but here
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he is, and he looks great. He's bald, by the way.
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He's bald, so he's a little more serious. The match gets underweight.
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It's insane, plunders everywhere, every man for himself, pinfalls all over the
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place. A few highlights. Rick Flair has really taken a lot of punishment
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in this Bam Bam Bigelow and Rodman seem to be staying away from each other,
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which is odd, but Kurt Angle is playing it safe. He's staying
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away from the plunder, keeping himself fresh, and whenever anyone gets near him,
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he just throws him gives him a big suplex. But Ken Shamrock is
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really showing a lot of fire in the match as well. And at the
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very end, everyone is down and it's just Bam Bam and Shamrock in the
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ring. Bambam goes for a top rope moon salt onto Shamrock with a chair
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on him, but he throws the chair up, catches him on his way
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down and grabs the ankle lock right there, and Bambam is about to give
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up. Went out of nowhere, Angle slides in, grabs SHAMROCK's ankle and
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puts him in an angle lock, and he's wrenching Shamrock and Shamrock let's go
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of Bam Bam, and finally, after a lot of struggle, Shamrock taps
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out for the new FWF Hardcore Champion, Kurt Angle. All right, he's
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a celebrating in the ring. And then it goes to the next segment.
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Here we go, where is it? Gotta find a better way? Here
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we go? Better way to play this music? Next time? You'll hear
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it better? All right, Owen Heart's coming out. He's got something to
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proved. He feels like, you know, he got that title stolen away
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from him. And here comes the interstate champion, Mike Awesome. Mike Awesome
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just really showing the world how awesome he is. Last season he got over
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in a big way, and you wonder what he's gonna do this year.
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So now Owen, like I said, own a former champion, but this
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year he does not have the giant, the big heater by his side,
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so he's by himself. But let me tell you this match is really one
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sided. Awesome is destroying him and he looks like he's having a blast.
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He's smiling, he's throwing them all over the place. And after a little
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while, Marline comes through the crowd and sits ringside. She's flashing her ticket.
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People are like, well, you know, what are you doing here?
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She's got a ticket? Okay, that's fine. Mike Assam sees her
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and now he's acting a little distraught, like, you know, I don't
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know, he's not that happy anymore. He's sort of going through the motions.
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Suddenly he takes too long to do something and whips Owen into the ropes
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and owen catches him with a spinning heel kick, but it sort of doesn't
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look like it landed, you know. It's like kind of like barely grays
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them and Awesome goes down like a sack of bricks. Owen Hart pins him
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one, two three. This is very confusing. Mike Awesome is back up,
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he looks like he barely got hit and he just walks to the back.
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But Owen Hart is your new interstate champion. I don't know what happened
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to looked like Mike Ausam had that match sort of in the bag. It
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was very very weird. All right, we go backage. We got a
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segment with a new Hardcore Champion, Kurd Angle. Kurt says he hates the
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hardcore title. He hates plunder and death matches and tables and blood. So
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going forward, he wants it to no longer be known as the hardcore title,
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but it is the pro wrestling title, and every match for this Hardcore
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title will be wrestled under classic wrestling rules, may the best athlete win.
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Just then, the camera pans over and Ball's Mahoney is sitting there. He's
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eating a giant pizza. It looks great. This pizza's got everything on it.
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It's like, you know, all meat burger. It's got chicken,
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it's got pepperoni, onions, peppers. He hasn't even taken a bite of
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this thing yet, but he looks like he's going to. He's just gonna
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love it. It looks delicious. Uh. And then Kurt Angle comes over
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and slams the pizza out of his hand. It goes everywhere. Balls is
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in shock, Pizza's on the floor. He takes the box, he throws
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it away. I don't know. Angle's just being a complete jerk. So
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he turns to go the other way, and right there in his face is
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Doctor Death. Doctor Death. Steve Williams is there. He's looking classic though
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it's classic Doctor Death kind of like a fighter. He says, you want
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a pure wrestling title, you want real fights, you want classic wrestling.
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Fine, I'll fight you. I've been stuck on Turmoil for the last year
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with a stupid gimmick, working under a tyrant owner with stupid ideas, so
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I could use a fight. Let's do it next month at Adrenaline Rush,
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and I'll fight you in this classic wrestling rules match. Just for the record.
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What's the name of this actual pay per view, I said, I
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started Damnation Damnation two. To be honest, I must have missed that.
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I missed that too. I said, welcome the Damnation, you assholes.
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All right, before the camera cuts the ring side, uh, you can
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see far down the hall Bam bam Bigelow and he's handing Mike Awesome, which
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seems to be a heavily padded envelope. Pope, hmmm, I don't know
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what that's about. All Right, l O. D comes to the ring
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for this next segment, and they're they're not wearing spikes. They look very
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serious. They were in the tag team title mixed last season, lost the
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four way for the Belts at Major Fest. You know, obviously that's when
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the Boogie Knights sort of took over. But they're the number one contenders to
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this team, the champions. Here they come, the FWF Tag Team Champions,
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Everyone's favorite team, the Boogie Knights, Flash Funk Disco Inferno. They're
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thrilled. They're dancing, the crowds dancing, they're doing some disco moves,
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having an awesome thing. All right, this was a great match back and
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forth, but the LED's just you know, they're being heavy aggressors in this,
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but Boogie Knights manages to grab an advantage towards the end and set up
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Hawk for their finishing move. When just an animal distracts the refs lately,
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Hawk grabs a handful of tights and rolls disco up feet on the ropes one
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two three New Tag Team champions LD, but underhanded tactics is really weird.
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Boogie Knights are in the ring. What was that LD? They take their
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belts, they walk straight to the back. They don't even stay to celebrate
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with the fans. This is a very weird segment here. Nobody sort of
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understands what happens. But hey, it's been six months, so these people
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have been out of work. Who knows they could be starving? All right,
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next segment, everyone sees it on the tron. We see a nice
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package of Sting highlights. The zoom means on stingspace and then it ends Sting
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coming soon to the FWF. All right, now it's time for the main
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event. Scott All comes out, He's got the championship. The Rock comes
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out, Macho man. The crowd is absolutely electric for this. Nine minutes
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thirty seconds to go. We got it. Crowd is electric. The bell
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rings. They're all staring at each other, the three of these guys.
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Rock has sort of developed a friendship with Macho Man. The bell the bell
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has rung, and then all of a sudden, wait, this is this
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is Mark Henry? Do anyway? Mark Henry makes his way to the ring
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that people in the ring are really confused. All of a sudden log comes
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through the crowd. They don't have the titles, they don't have the spikes
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are just very serious. Dennis Rodman jumps the guardrail by the commentary table and
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bam BAM's on the other side of the ring, and Marlena comes down.
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She's laughing. The five men surround the ring, the Rock and Macho have
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have no idea what's going on. And just then the group attacks. They
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beat down the Rock, they beat down Scott Hall, and they're just they're
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just destroying the set. They're ripping up the ring, the commentary table.
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They take Macho Man, they throw him, they throw him elbow first right
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into the into the turnbuckle. They're throwing down cameramen. I mean, this
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is this is just there's no main event right now. Who knows what's happening?
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All these men are standing tall in the ring. All of a sudden,
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here he comes, Diesels coming down to the ring. He can't take
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it anymore. Scott Ow's his friend. He's got to make the save,
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but he's stopped by led right away. He doesn't even get in the ring.
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He's held back and eventually they throw him neck first onto the guardrail.
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So he's down. It's still the same thing. Everyone's getting beat up.
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They're really taking it to the Rock, beating up Scott Hall some more.
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Macho Man's just holding his arm. It looks like it might be broken.
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All of a sudden, d dudeo do doo, here he comes. It's
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Yogo Zuni runs down. He's the Rock's cousin. Technically, of course he
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wants to make the save. This they're ruining not only the main event,
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but there are destroying these guys. You know, these are these are top
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names on the brand, though, so they gotta protect the brand. But
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Bam Bam takes him out from behind with a smack to the back as he's
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trying to get to the ring with a chair and they're just they're beating him
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up. Brodman has haul on the outside and choke slams them six minutes thirty
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seconds choke slams them into the exposed ground, just concrete. But inside the
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ring, Henry has the ring steps and he actually puts them on the side
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the side of the ring steps, and he's up on the second rope and
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the group puts the rocks in his arms. Wait, he can't be doing
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this. Henry comes off the second rope onto the side of the steps with
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the world's strongest slam, shattering the rock's back and he's just in so much
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pain. It looks like he's writhing there. He can't move his legs,
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and the group is just He's just they're just laughing. And Mark Henry grabs
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the mic and he says, what you're looking at isn't just a pro wrestling
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group. You're looking at much more than that. This is my house.
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This is my house of pain. And Dennis Rodman is handing everyone in the
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ring House of Pain shirts shirts that you can find right now on protestants dot
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com, Slash Major w F pod and the logo is real Sick designed by
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our friend George Feast. I may be one of the all time tag graints.
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What Henry says but I spent the time off diversifying my portfolio. I've
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made more money than I can ever spend, and now I want to be
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the world champion and I'll do anything it takes. So next month at Adrenaline
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Rush, Mark Henry with the House of Pain versus Scott Hall the fw F
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Champion, and the music plays what he doesn't have the authority to make that
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match. We're actually getting word right now the commissioner has signed the match.
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So the main event Adrenaline Rush next week Mark Henry versus Scott Hall for the
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FWF Champion. We're also going to see Doctor Death versus Kurd Angle for that
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hardcore title. What a debut show here for drills on a little snaff who
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in the beginning, But hey, we got a whole new crew, so
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we're working out the kicks. What is this House of Pain? What is
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this new hardcore title? What was that envelope to Mike Austin? Why is
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Rick Flair so upset and disheveled? Find out next month fw Thrillzone three minutes
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forty five seconds to go. Maybe we could do it. Go fund me
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to get Mark a monster or something. Next time I will say, holy
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shit, you didn't have to keep the niquol zone part librarian tone. Are
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you afraid that, like there's aw guys walking the hallway that might hear you
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to is gonna bust in your room playing with toys? Oh my god,
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you you would be horrible as an uberies guy because you have no delivery.
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That was horrible. I thought that I did a great job. So I
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will say that the House of pain that Max smash Master came up with is
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a great idea. I like it. It's something new. I like it.
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Listen, this is not easy. I think you found out firsthand.
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It's that it's not easy. Hence the music is that like a lot of
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my music was, it was custom so like getting it on my phone and
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how to play it off my phone was was difficult. So I like time.
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I don't know if it's gonna air like this, but every time you
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played a song, the first riff with it and then it would go pretty
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yeah. No, that's that's just a zoom thing. Well, well,
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Mark another thing, no editing can be. If you can't sweeten your sound,
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you can't put the music like this is how it goes. Maybe also
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genius idea to put that worthless backpack butt to work and make That was good.
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That was good, really good. Little a little too long, but
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very good. Yeah, you can't edit that in so it sounds nicer.
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It has to be as is. You got you have to understand that what
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you're hearing is the zoom audio and what they're hearing is my microphone audio.
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All right, I'm just like you know when we hear it, so it
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like kills whatever. Anytime someone was coming, it was like dead dust because
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like, yes, and that same thing happened last year when you did the
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same stuff. Yes, but you're playing it on the microphone. So anyway,
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well, Mark, great job. I'm proud of you. This is
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gonna be. I can tell you're putting thought into it. I could tell
31:57
you're definitely reading off something, so you're you're still you're still wet behind the
32:00
ears though, you got yeah yeah da yah. It's like, yeah,
32:04
I call it the ring, kid, I don't have to call it in
32:07
the ring. I don't fucking have to do that. I'm going to do
32:09
it exactly the way that I want to do Monsterude, they don't have a
32:14
free they don't have like a curring in that room. Yeah, I mean,
32:16
put some icy hot in your balls or something next time, get you.
32:20
I think people are going to enjoy my nice, easy listening delivery of
32:24
a wrestling show so they can understand the nuance of the storyline instead of the
32:30
ridiculousness what you're about to do to this guys. I have six months of
32:35
aggression, pent up excitement. I'm ready to go, baby. Yeah,
32:40
well we'll see all right, we ready? Uh not yet, so Brian,
32:50
you're doing a middle show, right, You're you're going to continue stomp?
32:52
Oh yeah, the good guys. One end of show. All right,
32:59
I am ready. Just tell me when well m Jeff's dad's texting me
33:05
to run him back. Okay, uh three, two one, You're on
33:09
the clock. It's been six months. All your favorite superstars are seen walking
33:27
in a dark, smoky alley, edited in with clips of them doing their
33:31
signature moves in the ring. I know you've been waiting six months for this,
33:36
but it's time. It's time. It's time for Turmoil. Welcome everyone
33:47
to f WF Turmoil Presents He Stroke two. I am your president, Matt
33:55
Cardona, and tonight every single championship will be on the line. Tonight.
34:04
You will see all your favorites from the Turmoil brand, including new members to
34:10
the roster. Let's go to the ring for the FWF World Champion. It's
34:20
Stone called Steve Austin and his jeans, his top selling Austin three sixteen shirt
34:25
and the brand new yellow f WF title Stone called Steve Austin. Beat,
34:34
he beat, He became the champion at major fests. He beat Hogan at
34:38
major fests, and now he is the champion. If you're happy to see
34:45
Stone col Steve Austin as the FWF Champion, Kimmy A, hell yeah,
34:52
hell yeah. I said I was gonna become the w I said I was
35:06
gonna be called the f w F Champion, and I did. I beat
35:09
hul Cogan. What I said, I beat hul Cogan. What I said,
35:15
I beat hul Cogan. And tonight, I don't care what son of
35:20
a bitch comes down here. I'm gonna whoop their glass and still be your
35:24
champ. And that stub bottom line, cors Stone Cold. Oh. We
35:37
saw this at the end of major fest We saw this at the end of
35:42
major fests. It shocked the world. It shocked the world. Where this
35:47
man made his debut to the Turmoil brand. He wasn't used properly on Thrill
35:53
Zone. So we took him and we're gonna make him a star here.
35:58
We're gonna make him a star here. The fans, they are on their
36:00
feet. The fans are on their feet, They're excited. Welcome to Turmoil.
36:35
Is Sharon Coe? Is that the real Chris Jericho? That is you
36:40
don't remember that from last season. I am Theatola of Rock and Arolla.
36:46
I am y to j and I am here to save FWF. I am
36:53
here to save Turmoil, and I am here to become the WF Champion of
37:02
the World. So Austin tonight, I want you one on one for the
37:09
championship. You want me, Son, you want me? If you want
37:14
song called Steve Austin Son, then you got it. Oh no, here
37:19
comes Commissioner Shane McMahon. Shane, Chris. I've got the pencil around here.
37:30
Okay, Chris, I'm very happy that you're here. And Steve,
37:35
Steve, you son of a bitch. You ruin my plants for Major Fast,
37:38
You ruined my plans for the nWo. You killed the nWo single handedly,
37:46
or you thought because the night I have a promise I have two promises
37:52
run. There will be a brand new FWF Champion and there will be a
37:58
brand new and wo But Steve, I got a gift for you. You
38:05
drink beer? Right, Here's a six pack A six pack challenge main event
38:09
for tonight. You're gonna offend your title against Chris Jericho, against the Giant,
38:16
against Brett the Hitman, Heart, against the Undertaker and a mystery man.
38:22
See you later, boys. What a main event sept for tonight?
38:25
A six pack Challenge and let's go to our opening contests. The opening contest
38:34
here is set for one fall and is a triple threat match for the FWF
38:40
Hardcore Championship. Making his debut Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy coming out. Even
38:54
though smart Mark tried to draft Matt Hardy illegally, here comes Jeff and he
39:02
could be a single star. Here. Twenty four minutes to go. Twenty
39:06
four minutes. Tommy Dreamer is also in this match. End Taz the Hardcore
39:13
Champion. All right, we're at the final minutes of the match. There
39:16
is a ladder opened up but laying on its side, a ladder closed on
39:22
top of it. Tommy Dreamer has Jeff Hardy on the top rope. He's
39:24
gonna give him that Spaccoli driver through those ladders, but Tat stops him.
39:30
Tat STAPs him, Tast stabs him, throws down Tommy Dreamer. Now Task
39:35
climbs up. He's gonna give Jeff a task plex through those ladders, but
39:38
Dreamer stops him, and now they're fighting on opposite sides of the ladder.
39:43
Opposite side of the ladder. Jeff Hardy jumps off the top rope and sits
39:45
on that ladder like he saw, shoving the ladder right into the face of
39:51
Tak Tommy Dreamer. All three men are on a cell. Jeff Hardy.
39:55
He goes to Tommy Dreamer. He gives him that split leg, a job
40:00
breaker. He goes to give Task the twist of faith, but he's caught
40:04
in the TAZ mission. The TAZ mission by Task, Tommy's Dreamer grabs a
40:07
candlestick and now's Taz in the back and then once in the head. He
40:13
uh. He picks up Jeff Hardy. He picks up Jeff Hardy and he
40:16
goes four the uh Spiccoli driver, but Jeff Hardy lads on his feet kicking
40:22
the gut. Twist the fight one two. Task breaks it up, and
40:24
he's got a head of arm. Task picks over the top roup to Jeff
40:29
Hardy through a table. He's out of here. He turns around. Wait
40:31
a minute, Tommy Dreamer. He swings that kendle stick. Taz ducks Taz
40:37
Misser. That's it, the Taz mission. That's gotta be it. That's
40:39
got me in. Wait a minut. Jeff Hardy climbs the top rope a
40:43
set tom barrom on to all of them. The cover on TAK one two.
40:46
Task kicks out a cover of Tommy Dreamer one two. Tommy kicks out.
40:51
Jeff Hardy's frustrated. He takes He takes the ladder, It lays it
40:53
down in the corner of the ring. He body slams Taz right on top
40:59
of that ladder. He climbs the top roupe, goes for the four fifty,
41:01
but Taz moves out of the way. Four fifty crashing burn onto that
41:05
ladder. Here comes Tommy Dreamer, kicking the gut. Spaccoli driving but no,
41:08
he slips down on TAS mission. The Taz Mission on Tommy Dreamer.
41:13
Tommy Dreamer taps out Tommy Dreamer taps out. Here is sure winners Still the
41:21
w F Hardcore Champion Ta Tas has done it. What an opening contest here
41:29
Taz defeats Tommy Dreamer and the up start Jeff Hardy in this opening contest.
41:36
Next up is a grudge match Triple H versus China. Remember China went with
41:44
went with Billy. You know this is this is a podcast, right,
41:45
you don't need to yell at everybody the whole time. No, this exciting,
41:50
This is exciting. It's a podcast. You know that's a wrestling show.
41:52
It's a wrestling show. Here we go. Uh, Triple H is
41:57
in the corner. China with her her cartwheel backhand. It's free elbow into
42:00
Triple H, picks him up, big gorilla press slab gorilla pressing Triple H.
42:07
He hooks, She hooks, one arm, two arms, going for
42:09
that pedigree. Triple A drops down and a long blood of China. But
42:13
she's not selling it. She doesn't have any balls. She she chases,
42:16
She chases Triple Ah. Triple H goes out of the ring. He goes
42:20
out of the ring. China UH chases after Triple H slides in. China
42:24
goes in, but Triple H. Beats her down, beating her down,
42:27
beating her down, beating her down. Uh shoot reverse. China goes for
42:30
her back drop. Triple H. Does that that knee thing that he does,
42:32
that big triple ah knea thing. No, not that one, the
42:37
face crusher thing. Uh he he does the triple H pos picks her up
42:43
for a pedigree, but China sweeps on the legs jack knife cover one two
42:47
three. Here is your win her, Shina, before China canve it,
42:51
tell him a triple AH. Tromp a high really big clothes line to the
42:52
dock of the head. Me mean treble H. Just putting the booths to
42:58
China. Triple H, just putting the boots to China. Hooks her in
43:02
a pedagree, it gives it a pedigree. Triple ah, you, son
43:07
of a bitch, Triple H. Triple h U, son of a bitch
43:10
pedigree. He walks off, but he stops. He stops in his tracks,
43:15
and he's got that shit eating grin. He goes back to the ring,
43:19
goes under the apron. He pulls out the sledgehammer. He pulls out
43:25
the sledgehammer. He gets in the ring. He gets in the ring,
43:30
and he's about to your hit China with a sledgehammer. With all of a
43:34
sudden goral Eddy Corou was here. Mark didn't even know he was Algell I
43:47
did. I didn't want him. Here comes China. He's on the ceil.
43:52
Triple h swings the sledgehammer. Eddie Guerrero kicks him in the gut.
43:57
Here hits some of the Three Amigos suplexes, goes to the top, goes
44:01
to the top for the Fox splash for Triple Ah rolls out Boo boo.
44:06
He picks up China and China goes ow Eddie China. That's a new love
44:15
interest, Eddie Garau. All right, we're backstage with Shane McMahon and d
44:23
Low Brown. Dlo says Chary No, I'm I'm I'm a former tag team
44:30
Champion tag Team of the Year, but I don't have a partner anymore.
44:36
Mark Henry jump ship. I don't have a partner anymore. And she says,
44:39
look, look, de Loo, there's an open spot in the fatal
44:43
four way match for the tag team titles. If you can find a partner,
44:46
I'll put you in the match. There's a knock on the door.
44:51
Incomes gold Dust. Gold Dust looks d Lo up and down, says d
44:57
Loo. I want to know what's below. Take off your chest, take
45:05
off that chest protector and show me your physique and be my tag team partner
45:13
because gold Dust is down with the Brown. Oh my god, Dealer Brenna
45:20
gold Dust, they can be partners later tonight. It's a fatal four way
45:23
match for the tag team titles. You see Billy Kimmin and Ray Massira with
45:27
Gangrel the champions, the New Brood take it on gold Dust and Dilo taking
45:31
on the Headbangers and taking on Edge and Christian. What's the time you're at
45:38
seventeen mines thirty seconds ago? Okay, all right, So gold Dust has
45:45
raymas Ciro in the curtain call, but Ray Masteriro backflips out of it,
45:49
drop kicks gold Dust in the back six y one to nine position, hits
45:52
the ropes six to one nine connects. He tags in Billy Kidman. Billy
45:57
Kidman to the top with the shooting stars one two d o Brown with that
46:02
loaddown, the loaddown, breaking up the cover, Ray Mysterial Springboard West Coast
46:08
Pop, Him and de Lo go over the top rope to the floor.
46:12
In comes Edge. He's gonna spear Billy Kimmen. He's gonna spear Billy Kimmen.
46:16
But Kimmen leap frogs over and he spears gold dust. Billy Kimmen grabs
46:22
Edge from behind, grabs him by the arms. In comes Gangrel, taking
46:27
a sip out of that goblet, sprays that blood mist into edges eyes.
46:30
But Edge ducks and he sprays it right into Kidman's eyes. He's he's blinding
46:36
Kidman. Gangrel swings that goblet at Edge. Edge ducks hits him with the
46:39
execution. The headbangers thrasher specifically literally blind tags in tags in Kidman, Him
46:47
and Moss step through. Edge turns around. He throws a double clothes line
46:52
at the head bangers. Uh they duck. Edge hits the ropes big double
46:54
flapjack, stiff double flapjack to Edge. It comes Christian, big stiff double
47:00
flapjack to Christian. The headbaggers are cleaning house. They're doing there. They're
47:04
marsh pitt little dance thing. They're picking up Edge. Marsh picks them up
47:08
in a power opposition thrash off the top rope of the leg, drop the
47:10
stage, nive wait a minute, one, two three, but no no,
47:15
edge is not legal. Edge is not legal. The referee telling him
47:19
he's not legal. The referee is forcing Mash to get to his corner.
47:22
Wait a minute. Delo Brad takes that tag team title and he nails Thrasher
47:25
with it, and then he nails Marsho's on the apron, who then nails
47:30
the ring step. He's he's definitely out. Now he takes gold Us.
47:34
He drapes him over Thrash and the referee turns around. One two check out.
47:38
De Lo Brown can't believe it. He gets back in the ring.
47:40
He drags Goldust over and he tags himself in. He goes over the Thrasher,
47:45
but Thrasher rolls him up. One two check out, d Lo throwing
47:50
a wild clothes eye Thrasher Ducks hits the rupes, blind tag the sky high
47:55
no cover ray Massiro springboard said Todd Splash Delo Brown. Delo throws the line
48:01
Ray Masterio Ducks tilt the wall had scissors into the six to one nine position.
48:06
H Raymasziro hits the ropes, but Christian blind tags them six to one
48:09
nine connects right into a not prettier uh Ray Masziro goes to stop this with
48:15
the springboard. Edge slides up, catch it up with a spear. One,
48:19
two, three. We have new Tag team Champions. We have new
48:22
Tag team Champions. Here are your winners, a new tag team Champions,
48:30
Edge Ed, Christian, Edge and Christian have done it. They've been on
48:35
this journey from literally day one of turmoil. You thought you were gonna have
48:39
their moment. They thought they were gonna have their moment at Major Best,
48:43
but they lost, and now they are the Tag Team Champions of the one.
48:46
Wait a minute. Christian nails after the title. Christian nails after the
48:51
title. Why Christian? Why? Why Christian? Why? He goes out
48:57
and he gets two chairs. He lays a chair under his head and then
49:00
takes the other chair, a cut chair, doe to edge, a cut
49:04
chair doe to edge. He picks up Edge his lip, body by his
49:07
hair, and he gives him the un prettier onto the chair. Why would
49:13
you do that? Why? Ready to do that question? But we have
49:16
new Tag Team Champions. But Christian just turned on Edge up. Next Interstate
49:22
title match, Big Papa Pump Scott Segner, Big Papa Pump Scott Signer against
49:29
Jeff Jarrett. Remember they fought at Major Fest, Jeff became the champion.
49:35
There's no depor here this time. Jeff has been working on Steiner's leg the
49:39
entire time, going for that figure four leg lock. But as he turns
49:43
around, Steiner with his other foot pushes Jeff into the referee. But Jeff
49:46
stops himself, turns around Steiner line. Jeff ducks a Steiner line to the
49:52
referee. Oh no, Jeff Jarrett drops down with a lull blow. He
49:57
gives him a lull blow. What's he doing? What is he doing?
50:00
Jeff Jarrett rolls out, He grabs his guitar. He swings the guitar at
50:06
Steiner. Steiner ducks but got him up in a gorilla press slam, a
50:08
gorilla press lamb but but but but Jeff Jared rakes the eyes and then Chop
50:14
blocks the knee. Chop blocks the knee, and he hits the stroke.
50:16
The referee wakes up one two. Snyder kicks out. Snyder kicks out.
50:22
Jeff can't believe it, Jeff, Jared can't believe it. He goes out
50:25
and he grabs the interstate title. He grabs the interstate title. He's gonna
50:30
nawl Seigner with it, but the referee takes the title away. You can't
50:32
hit him with the title. As he's putting the title away, Jeff picks
50:36
him the guitar and he smashes Steiner with it. The referee didn't see.
50:39
He turns around one two, Snyder kicks out again. Jeff cannot believe this.
50:45
Jeff cannot believe this. Jeff picks up a broken piece of the guitar.
50:50
He's gonna he's gonna nail Steiner with a broken piece of that guitar.
50:53
But the referee yags that away, goes to put that out of the ring.
50:57
At Steiner, it's a low blow on Jajeff Jarrett. A receipt right
51:01
there, a receipt low blow. He breaks him up in a belly and
51:05
a belly suplex and locks in the Steiner Recliner and Jeff Jarrett. Jeff Jarrett
51:09
taps out. Jeff Jarrett taps out. Who is your winner and still inter
51:16
state champion? Pumpa pump Scott Seiner. Steiner has done it. Seiner has
51:24
done it. He grabs a mic. This one goes all my freaks watching
51:30
heat stroke too big, Papa Pump, here's a hookup, Hollah if you
51:37
hear me. You know, the competition around here is just like the Nike
51:44
Will Zone. It's trash and big Papa Pump. This generic freak wants to
51:51
be the best Interstate Champion of the world. So I need some competition and
51:55
I need it now. Wait, he's calling somebody out. Why is he
52:00
calling somebody out here with Shane McMahon. Shane McMahon is coming out here.
52:05
He says, listen, listen, uh, if you really want some competition,
52:09
If you really want some competition, Scott, I've got it for you.
52:15
It's somebody who is cashing in and forfeiting their title right now. He
52:22
turns around. It's Christian with the tag team title. Now Scott's signer in
52:25
the back of the head. The Shane says, ring the bell, ref,
52:29
Ring the bell ref. Oh, Christian picks him up. The art
52:31
prettier art to the interstate title. One two three? Who is your winner
52:38
and new Interstate Champion? Who Christian? Ten minutes twenty seconds to go,
52:50
ten minutes twenty six Christian is now the interstate title. At our last,
53:00
he's on his own. Up. Next six pack Challenge, Brett Hart comes
53:07
out the Giant the Undertaker Jericho and Austin and now it is time for the
53:15
mystery Man who will be the mystery Man and no the sixth Man in listics
53:25
back challenge and making his fwf W A can't pay it, can't pay it
53:39
is. It's the real American hero. It's the true American hero. It's
53:47
the Patriot. It's the Patriot, the real and true American hero. The
53:58
Patriot is here in the f w F dinganing all right. The Patriot is
54:07
on fire. He is on fire. He's in there with Brett Hart after
54:12
everyone's been tagged in. It's been a work rate match between these two.
54:15
Uh. The Patriot that's got the patentent eyed loack locked in on Brett Hart,
54:21
He's got the I goll ock locked in. Brett rolls to his back
54:24
and kicks off the Patriot. Patriot charges. Brett sweeps out his legs and
54:28
he's trying to hook on that sharp shooter. He is trying to hook on
54:30
that sharp shooter, but the Patriot kicks him off. The Patriot. Those
54:34
are clothesline. Brett Hart ducks hits the ropes, goes for a sunset flip,
54:37
but the Patriot drops down with the cover. One two three. The
54:40
Patriot, it's just the lemonade. Brett Hart. Brett Hart has been eliminated.
54:45
The Patriot, the true American hero, puts his hand out, but
54:50
brett Hart pushes him away. Unbelievable. Patriot is on a roll here now
54:57
back and forth. Now all six guys are in again. But now went
55:00
down to the Undertaker and the Patriot. Uh. The Undertaker hits old school,
55:05
that tight rope walk and he nails the Patriot. He gives him a
55:08
choke slam. He puts his thumb over his throat. He's signaling, he's
55:15
singing for the troop stone. But the lights go out. The lights go
55:20
out. It's Caan, It's Cain for real. This time it's Kane Caine
55:31
walking down the aisle, slowly walking down the aisle, giving that head silt.
55:40
He raises his arms up and he puts him down in the pyro shoots
55:45
off, which distracts the undertaker. Patriot slips out and hits him with the
55:50
Patriot slam. The Patriot slam one two three. The Undertaker has been the
55:58
eliminated. Patriot on a roll. Patriots on a roll. A couple of
56:02
minutes go by, seven minutes a couple of minutes go by. The Patriot
56:07
now has Jericho in the at glock. Jericho is about the tap of the
56:12
e clock. He's about to tap out. He gets through the ropes,
56:15
but the Patriot pulls him back. He's gonna make He's gonna make Jericho TapouT.
56:20
Wait a minute, Bret Hard comes in with the Canadian flag and now's
56:23
the Patriot over the back. There's no d q's in this match. There's
56:28
no DCUs in this match. Jericho. He pulls himself up and he got
56:32
the Lion Tamer. The Lion Tamer is hooked on the Patriot and the Patriot
56:37
is forced to submit. The Patriot has been eliminated. It's down to Austin
56:45
Jericho and the Giant. The Giant is a former Thrill Zone champion. Uh
56:51
Jericho goes for the Lion salt on Austin, but Austin puts up his knees,
56:55
kicking the gun. Start out of Jericho. One, two three,
57:00
Chris Jericho has been eliminated. Oh my god, we're down to the Giant.
57:06
We're down to the Giant and Austin. Giant is just kicking Austin's ass.
57:10
He is just destroying stone cold Steve Austin. He picks up stole cold
57:15
Steve Austin's limp body by the throat, and now he has him on his
57:21
feet. He's signing for the choke slam, but Austin kicks him square on
57:24
the nuts, kicking the gut. Start a one, two three, here's
57:30
your winner, still a WF champion, stowed cold Steve Austin, so called
57:38
Steve Austin has done it. Stone called Steve Austin has done it. He
57:44
has won. What a way to end? He stroke two? So called
57:50
Steve Austin beats five other men. He beats five other men to retain his
57:54
title. Here comes shaemk Fan. No no no, no, no,
58:00
no, no no no, no, no no no, not gonna happen,
58:06
Not gonna happen. I made two promises, and a McMahon is a
58:09
man of his word. The first promise is there's gonna be a new FWF
58:15
champion tonight, and that will happen. The second promise is that there will
58:19
be a new nWo and that will happen. Hey, Steve, turn around.
58:24
The newest member of the nWo is right here. Austin turns around.
58:30
Do a choke slap from the Giant, A choke slap from the Giant.
58:34
Here comes Shane. Shane and the Giant are putting the boots to Austin.
58:37
This is the new nw O. They're putting the boots to Austin. This
58:42
is the new nWo. They're putting the boots. The Giant picks them up.
58:45
Shane has that title. He's gonna nail Austin with the title. When
58:51
all of a sudden, When all of a sudden, that's Rock Lassner.
58:58
It's Rock Lasna, the next big thing, walking out doing that trap thing
59:05
that he has with his traps. He jumps up onto the end where the
59:08
pyro goes off. Here he gets to the way the pyo goes off.
59:12
He's face to face. He's face to face with a giant. He's face
59:15
to face with a giant. Back Lesner is here to say to day.
59:19
But he turns run and he closed lines as his hat off. He closed
59:22
lines as his head off. He gives up sup Lex City, sup Lex
59:28
after Supplex, Supplex after Suplex, on that injured neck, on that injured
59:34
neck. He picks him up at five, he picks him up again,
59:38
another five. He picks him up for the third f five when all of
59:44
a sudden, room room, room rum rum. It's Hawk, Oh Ahead,
1:00:06
Red and Yellow Hogan riding down to the ring on his hogs, Red,
1:00:13
white and blue Hog is great American Hog and cops Hogan. Brock Lesner
1:00:19
powdering, the Giant powdering, Shane McMahon powdering, He clears the ring.
1:00:24
Wait a minute, he like drops housted. He like drops housted. Shane
1:00:30
McMahon says, ring the bell, he covers him one, two, three,
1:00:36
Who is short winner, Hulk Hogan. It can't be, It can't
1:00:40
be, It can't be. It's a new New world Honor Shane McMahan.
1:00:49
Hank Hogan, Brocklesner and the Giant. Hogan rips off his red and yellow
1:00:55
shirt. He's got the nw shirt on. Shane McMahan goes under the ring.
1:01:00
He throws nWo shirts to the Giant and brock Lesner. Oh not the
1:01:07
spray paint. Thanks spray paint nWo on that on that title. They spray
1:01:15
painted on the back of Austin. They're throwing trash into the ring shades and
1:01:22
the fans throwing trash and not corn j c W home Coming. Oh my
1:01:27
god, the nw OW is here the nw O, here's back Jack.
1:01:31
We'll see you next month. One minute, thirty seconds to go. Oh
1:01:37
weird Hogan in the nWo Originally he's back Jack. Weird, he's Batjack.
1:01:44
All right. Very interesting start to the f WF season. I mean,
1:01:50
I listen, I was a little rusty, so I had the sad Mark's
1:01:52
performance now, because that's tough. I think you both need to meet somewhere
1:01:55
in the middle of Marcus to bring the volume up. You have to bring
1:01:58
the volume down. Wonder I was doing a podcast. I'm telling stories on
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thrill Zone. I'm telling nuanced stories that people can understand with my voice.
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You're reading stories. Well, you kept interrupting me like assholes. All right,
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proposed trades, I have no offers. Okay, Mark Sterling. Does
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Thrill Zone have any cuts dropped wrestlers. Yes. Unfortunately, unfortunately at the
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end of the show, House of Pain really injured the Rock on that on
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that World's Strongest Slam. They just I think it might have broke his back.
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So thrill has come to terms with the release of Dwayne. Wow,
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this is something else. Okay, uh, all right. I hope Dwayne's
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doing right. I hope he can still have a movie career. Oh my
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god, okay, god, any others? That's it for me. Even
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if you never want to use the rock again, how do you let him
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go? Brosky? Any uh drops? He broke but cut wrestlers. He
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broke his back doesn't mean anything. That means he broke his back, dude,
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So you can still wrestle with the broken back. We have. We
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have great medical team here, Turboil. Do you have any dropped? I
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mean, I will say this has changed things up a bit, okay for
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me. Hmm. We do have some releases, oh some multiple We do
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have some releases. Uh. Turmoil has come to terms on the release of
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Gangrel Oh you see, you wanted to trade him to me. Turmoil has
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come to terms on the release of Scott Steiner. What wow too, bombshells.
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Because here's the thing. Without TVs and promos, it's tough. Oh
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wow, without TV's and promos, it's tough, all right. I think
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I think I have some more what oh my good lord? Uh yeah,
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I do have some more. Okay, this is cleaning house. What is
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this NXT? I used every single person on my show and storyline for every
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single person, so did okay. Unfortunately, Turmoil has come to terms on
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the release of Billy Kidman and Ray Mysterio, My God. Okay, so
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cleaning house is that all? That's all? So that gives me four picks
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plus arms picks and Mark has three yep? Okay, and Marc go's first
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because he deferred last month to you. So wait, no, I have
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four picks plus my two. Yes, so I have six picks. All
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right, text me privately, not in our group chat the surprise ones go
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first. Just reminder, yep, I just texted you. Mark's texting his
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for a surprise pick. Got it? Duly noted, putting it on my
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list? Kay, Broski, you texted him the first pick, right,
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yeah? Okay, great audio here? Yep? Sorry, uh, Broski,
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got it. You're in Mark your second pick? Just texted him?
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Got it? You're in my second pick? Yeah? Send it? I
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send it? Okay? All secure? All right? All right? So
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then my one public pick and then Broskie gets three picks my four picks.
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How are we handling? If these secret picks, then we just edit it
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completely. Okay. If you have to tell him that it's taken, then
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we edit it completely. Got it. That's the plan. Yeah, okay,
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public pick, you get one correct mark one public pick? And why
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do you go first? Because I'm because you just went okay one two one
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two okay next month, next month. To clarify, Brosky goes firsts goes
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first. Yeah, yes, I will select Jerry the King Lawler from my
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public pick. Jerry the King you inspired from that us W event we did
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this weekend. I get it. I barely saw him, to be honest,
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his own private locker room. And he's nice. He's nice. Not
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recognized me from our barn burner that we had two years ago. My first
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pick will be Oh there was someone else I was supposed to release too later?
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Could I release him? Sure, I'll let you do it. Well,
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what if I wanted to take them? You can switch if you feel
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a need Mark, Okay, So I will have five picks? Is nuts?
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All right? Yep? Turmoil has breaking news has just come to the
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terms, has come to terms on the release of Tommy Dreamer. I will
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I will pass no offense. I've got stories. I will pick Goldberg.
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Wow, he was out there. It's thinking about him. Nice crab.
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I didn't realize it was out there. I will also, and these are
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all my picks, right, you have four more picks here. I was
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reviewing some tape and have decided to reinstate Billy Kidman and Raymond Sterio. Oh
1:09:09
my god, we're going to be Wait, so let me ask, did
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you resign them for less money? Is that the deal? Same same deals?
1:09:27
A bunch of and and they didn't even have to do a Drake Maverick
1:09:30
crying promo. Wow, they'd have to do that. I love Drake Maverick,
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but I needed them for this match that I will announce because I have
1:09:42
some matches I want to announce after this, so I do need them now.
1:09:46
We lost timmy Dream unfortunately, so we need to beef up that hard
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core division. And I'm going to take someone that Thrill Zone used in a
1:09:54
hardcore capacity, Justin Hawk Bradshaw. He was over. Here's an over character.
1:10:00
I'm gonna take Justin Hogg Bradshaw. And then you know, d Loo
1:10:09
Brown is looking for a partner. Could it be this man? Could it
1:10:13
be for rooke O like that nice souts? Possible? So, Mark,
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do you have any uh any matches to announce for the next pay per view?
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So the main event uh for some reason, Mick Foley gave Mark Henry
1:10:32
his wish, So Mark Henry versus Scott Hall for the FWF Championship. Owen
1:10:38
Hart will be having an open challenge for that interstate title. He says,
1:10:45
enough is enough and it's time for a change. It's going to be an
1:10:49
open challenge. Uh. The Legion of Doom will be defending their titles against
1:10:56
the Boogie Knights as in their are you know obviously they have their their rematch
1:11:01
clause. But there's a lot of things to figure out, like oh oh,
1:11:06
and Kurt Angle will be wrestling. I guess we'll find out more about
1:11:12
this new rules to this this hardcore title which is now the Pro Wrestling title.
1:11:17
So Kurt Angle versus Doctor Death in the Pro Wrestling title match. But
1:11:20
there's a lot of things. What was that envelope? Right? You know?
1:11:24
What what is what happened with Balls's pizza? Did he get food?
1:11:30
Is he hungry? You know? These are these are questions everybody in his
1:11:34
answers to. All Right, what's on tap next month for the Turmoil?
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Well, we will have war Games again and it will be the entire Muppets
1:11:44
again. No nWo. Shane McMahon, the new champion, Holkogan, brock
1:11:49
Lesler and the Giant. This is an unorthodox tree. Terry is always working
1:11:54
on top that must have been in his contract. Yes, this is a
1:11:57
This is an unorthodox team but of Stone Cold, Steve Austin, Chris Jericho
1:12:04
because Jericho feels he got screwed, you know, out of his title opportunity
1:12:09
by Shane. Also, the dead Man will come to the aid of Son
1:12:14
Cole, Steve Boston and the charismatic Enigma Jeff Hardy. What a weird concoction
1:12:20
Jeff Hardy getting the rub Ski in that wargame's main event. Also, you
1:12:27
will see the tag team times. We don't have to figure something out,
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so we're gonna almost do like a repeat of today's show. We'll have Ray
1:12:34
Missterio on, Billy Kitman taking on gold Dust, and d Lo taken on
1:12:39
the head Bangers, but not Edgine Christian. They are no longer the champs.
1:12:42
They will be taking on a mystery tag team who will be making their
1:12:45
debut at you know, at the next Turmoil show. And for the hardcore
1:12:53
title just signed, Taz will put that hardcore title in a triple threat against
1:12:59
the newly side for Rooke Whoa and Justin Hawk. Bradshaw Whoa and Brett Hart
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and the Patriot will take on each other one on one. The winner,
1:13:10
I'm gonna give a shot at the interstate title. So interstate title, UH
1:13:15
shot will be on the line here. Also, I'm booking this match right
1:13:18
now, Edge versus Christian for the interstate title and UH Triple H will take
1:13:27
on Eddie Guerrero. So a lot of cool matches for next month. Right
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for the f w F Turmoil and Thrills on I'm your moderated Brian Myers,
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and we we'll see you next month will be