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DLHS Hour 4 | Things single dads don’t know · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the Dhugley Show you A twenty twenty six editions.
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  Speaker 2: In case you're going to be and uh in Detroit tomorrow,
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  Speaker 2: that's not what I said. Okay, Now I got to
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  Speaker 2: check my browser history. Now, I don't want to get chilied.
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  Speaker 2: You may not come out of there. Remember when Chili
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  Speaker 2: said something, boy, they checked their history. She had given money,
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  Speaker 2: and they know you're a man. Uh uh man. We
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  Speaker 2: live in very very interesting times. It's just so interesting.
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  Speaker 2: What is happening? I think that. Do you remember when
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  Speaker 2: America was saying we can't let North Korea get a weapon?
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  Speaker 1: Nuclear weapon? Remember that? Now they have dozens of them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever they need.
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  Speaker 1: Remember how that went away? Even white people. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: trying to tell you this.
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  Speaker 2: You can't say something's going to not happen and forever
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  Speaker 2: because you won't be around forever. Right, Even though y'all
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  Speaker 2: think you can bend time to your will, there ain't
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  Speaker 2: nobody gonna be here for never and forever. I think
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  Speaker 2: that what Iran has done, they have this. The United
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  Speaker 2: States has elevated Iran to now the big brother in
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  Speaker 2: the air world. Because one of the conditions for this
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  Speaker 2: peace talk, these peace talks, and this this ceasefire, thisea,
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  Speaker 2: these peace talks, was for Israel to.
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  Speaker 1: Leave Lebanon alone.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And you gotta remember this.
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  Speaker 2: The United States of America bombed them incessantly, killed all
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  Speaker 2: their leaders because they thought that it would it would
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  Speaker 2: make the people rise up right right. For whatever reason,
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  Speaker 2: the people didn't rise up. And now the leaders that
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  Speaker 2: are in place got the Great Satans, which according to
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  Speaker 2: them that they call us the Grey Satan, to give
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  Speaker 2: them three hundred billion dollars. So you delivered for the
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  Speaker 2: people who you delivered for them. You can go say
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  Speaker 2: we stood up to them and you got this. What
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  Speaker 2: does he say to us that you delivered for them?
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  Speaker 2: You can you cannot like that. You to the whole
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  Speaker 2: of the Arab world, it looked like you stood up
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  Speaker 2: to the grace. Say you face down the Great Satan,
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  Speaker 2: you face down Israel and you got something for it. Now,
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  Speaker 2: this is the first time I think in air country ever,
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  Speaker 2: and I think the person I don't know if they
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  Speaker 2: we call themselves air, but it probably is the first
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  Speaker 2: time that somebody in the Arabian Peninsula fought a Western
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  Speaker 2: power and bargained from a position of strength.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: And if we encapsulate this, it was exceptional brown men
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  Speaker 2: versus mediocre white men.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Let them shoot their little.
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  Speaker 2: Pat that's what they And you can't tell me that
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  Speaker 2: you could win a war where a drunk podcaster and
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  Speaker 2: a game show host we know now. You can't tell me.
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  Speaker 2: You can't tell me that Pete his smith knew what
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  Speaker 2: he's doing. If he did, then they would have known
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  Speaker 2: that the straight of her moves, we was gonna close out.
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  Speaker 2: And you have devalued nuclear weapons that they don't need
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  Speaker 2: to they don't need that they can grab us by
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  Speaker 2: the gas tank. Yeah, So you say what you want
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  Speaker 2: to say, the truth. They're getting a financial windfall from
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  Speaker 2: standing up to you.
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  Speaker 1: Your people are getting the bill for it.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Father's days this weekend.
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  Speaker 2: If you're a single dad, I can kind of relate
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  Speaker 2: to that by based on the number of hours I
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  Speaker 2: babysited my keys.
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  Speaker 1: What are you saying from an expert?
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  Speaker 2: Yah, I'm telling you, I would say that I baby said,
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  Speaker 2: my children a total of I don't know if you
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  Speaker 2: added it all together, it would be a week.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, in all the twenty years, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And that's you know, And I think that I speak
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  Speaker 2: from a position of experience.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I know what it's like to make sure your
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  Speaker 2: children sit down until the mother gets back. I know
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  Speaker 2: what it's like to do that. Here here a single dad.
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  Speaker 2: Give us five things no one ever tells you about
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  Speaker 2: being a single dad. By Brittany Wong for helping it posts.
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  Speaker 4: Number five is the hardest job you're gonna ever have.
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  Speaker 1: Say that about motherhood somebody lying it's true.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's true for both. Number four of the
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  Speaker 4: top five things someone ever tells you about being a
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  Speaker 4: single dad, your social life will inevitably take a hit.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna watch this baby while we go on to day.
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  Speaker 1: I know what that's like.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Number three of the top five things are and tells
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  Speaker 4: you about being a single dad, Exhaustion will become your meddle.
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  Speaker 3: Name ye please work got to take them.
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  Speaker 4: To Number two of the top five things some one
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  Speaker 4: will ever tell you about being a single dad, every
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  Speaker 4: one's going to have an opinion about how you're raising
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  Speaker 4: your kid by yourself.
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  Speaker 3: What liked? Shut up, d l You don't know none
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  Speaker 3: of this.
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  Speaker 1: Don't tell me what I know?
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  Speaker 4: And the number one of the top five things no
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  Speaker 4: one ever tells you about being a single dad.
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  Speaker 3: People will give undue credit to your ex. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: she looks. Oh she's dressed so nice to mama must
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  Speaker 3: get I know that.
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  Speaker 2: I mean many was the time woe is you? I
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  Speaker 2: had to pick them up from school?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: No, we don't actually crazy. You go to the right school.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Diapers I've changed in my life. Yeah, no, I've changed
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  Speaker 2: a lot, easy, a lot of that.
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  Speaker 1: One per child.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not talking about yours.
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  Speaker 5: Yet.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, hopefully never I please be let me be spared valid.
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  Speaker 1: That's gonna do it for its ladies, gentlemen to the deal.
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  Speaker 2: York at the Il Logo Casino. You go to l Logo.
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  Speaker 2: That's a whole different place. Yeah, that's a liquor store. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's an old folks.
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  Speaker 3: Don't go there.
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  Speaker 1: Jasmine Sanders, what did you learn today, Darling?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know it's Mental Health Awareness Month and I
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  Speaker 4: read a men's well Men's mental health. Even better, I
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  Speaker 4: read an article about J R. Smith being depressed despite
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  Speaker 4: having millions of dollars, and he was like, you know,
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  Speaker 4: I don't have a lot of the things that people
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  Speaker 4: assume I have number one and number two. You know,
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  Speaker 4: it's very it's not all that it's cracked up to
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  Speaker 4: be at times. And he said he's had some some
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  Speaker 4: depression issues, So you know, I think it's theresion. You know,
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  Speaker 4: it's like money don't cure everything.
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  Speaker 5: It must have happened after that game when he made
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  Speaker 5: that bonehead play at the end of the championship.
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  Speaker 4: Good.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty rough.
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  Speaker 2: But I know a lot of stupid woard depressed because
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  Speaker 2: they broke. I know that so that you could have
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  Speaker 2: you could have anither way skip my man cheet on
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  Speaker 2: when you learn today, baby boy, I.
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  Speaker 5: Learned somebody needs to take the microphone, camera, phone, everything
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  Speaker 5: away from ray J. Did you see him in the
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  Speaker 5: car talking about hates experience where he almost had sex
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  Speaker 5: with a transsexual.
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  Speaker 3: It's the boys gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: That's gonna do it for lady m attention. I had
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  Speaker 1: one wish, one wish, one wish.
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  Speaker 3: You need to unfollow that dude.
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