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136: Trolling with Atreyu · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: We should have opened up with Hiya from the bottom
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  Speaker 1: of our pure beef heart.
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  Speaker 2: I can't even read.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead.
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  Speaker 4: Hiya from the bottom of my pure beef heart.
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  Speaker 9: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 7: I hope that donkey.
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  Speaker 5: Doesn't have a hiney troll.
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  Speaker 10: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 11: I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Jay.
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  Speaker 11: And we are once again coming to you from the
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  Speaker 11: vehicle on the road to the infamous annual trip to Chicago.
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  Speaker 4: No short bus this year.
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  Speaker 11: No short bus. We have decided it was not... economical
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  Speaker 11: with the number of people we have on hand to
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  Speaker 11: bust out the short bus. Does this one have a name?
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  Speaker 11: I can't remember.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think this one has a name. I don't
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  Speaker 4: think Jay's named his car.
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  Speaker 12: What?
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  Speaker 4: The car doesn't have a name.
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  Speaker 11: The car doesn't have a name.
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  Speaker 4: My car has a name. My car's name is Conway.
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  Speaker 4: It's not a very girly car. It's just kind of cool.
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  Speaker 9: Conway.
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  Speaker 11: So.
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  Speaker 11: Not quite the huge group that it was last time,
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  Speaker 11: but we have dragged someone else along. We can introduce
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  Speaker 11: you to Natasha.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 11: Odd, I suppose. A few weeks ago, we were at
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  Speaker 11: another convention. You were actually at Fright Night a while ago.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: And now, did you have any idea you would end
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  Speaker 11: up stuck in a car riding to Chicago with us?
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  Speaker 4: Well, certainly didn't.
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  Speaker 11: Little did you know.
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  Speaker 4: I still didn't, so.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's true. It was still questionable, but. So, it's
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  Speaker 11: an exciting life you lead, is what you're saying.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it certainly is.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, well that can be, I don't even have, as
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  Speaker 11: far as Geek Week, I haven't watched anything that I
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  Speaker 11: haven't actually talked about on the show, is the sad part.
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  Speaker 11: Everything I watch, I end up talking about on the show. So, um,
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  Speaker 11: I was trying to think of anything else random, and, uh,
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  Speaker 11: one thing I thought, as it happened, I was like,
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  Speaker 11: this is a very geek thing, and only really occurs
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  Speaker 11: at something like a convention. So, uh, I was gonna
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  Speaker 11: at least pass this little story along. And this was, uh,
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  Speaker 11: you were involved in this, Natasha. Uh, we were hanging
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  Speaker 11: out at Fright Night, um, what, three, four weeks ago,
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  Speaker 11: however long it's been now. And, uh, This was later
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  Speaker 11: on because, you know, most of the people there don't
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  Speaker 11: really have anything to do. So you seem to loiter
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  Speaker 11: about in the hotel. That seems to be a pretty
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  Speaker 11: standard operating procedure at these conventions. So, yeah, hanging around,
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  Speaker 11: it's the middle of the night at this point because
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  Speaker 11: there's nothing else useful to do. And sitting there, and
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  Speaker 11: it's pretty much empty. Even most of the annoying drunk people,
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  Speaker 11: and there were a lot of annoying drunk people, had
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  Speaker 11: wandered off. and we're sitting there in this, like, hallway,
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  Speaker 11: and at one point, this guy, obviously pretty drunk, and
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  Speaker 11: it's very late at this point, so, uh, comes sort
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  Speaker 11: of stumbling up, doesn't really say anything, and tries to
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  Speaker 11: walk into a door, and it's closed, and almost, like,
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  Speaker 11: smacks himself into it, because he's half out of it,
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  Speaker 11: because he's drunk, and, uh, he, he stops, and he
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  Speaker 11: sort of looks at it confused, like, and without.
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  Speaker 13: Missing a beat, He pulls out a sonic screwdriver. He
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  Speaker 13: zaps the handle. It lights up and everything. This was
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  Speaker 13: the deluxe model. It still doesn't open.
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  Speaker 11: He shrugs. And I believe without a word.
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  Speaker 5: He walked off after that.
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  Speaker 4: That ain't gonna work. Well, just fuck it.
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  Speaker 11: I suppose so.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 11: I just sat there and was like, yeah, that's the
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  Speaker 11: kind of thing you only see at a convention. It's
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  Speaker 11: Nowhere else in my time have I ever seen someone
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  Speaker 11: just randomly pull out a sonic screwdriver, start trying to
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  Speaker 11: make it work on a door. I'm not even sure
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  Speaker 11: that's the specific use for sonic screwdrivers, but he was
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  Speaker 11: thoroughly convinced it was going to get him in that room.
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  Speaker 14: Is there a specific use for sonic screwdrivers?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 11: I'm not geek enough. I don't know. Is anyone here
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  Speaker 11: steeped deep enough in the doctor to tell us that?
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  Speaker 11: I'm sure listeners definitely know. Awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Doctor Who.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, I don't watch Doctor Who. Even the new ones
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  Speaker 11: I want to, but just because I've heard the new
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  Speaker 11: batch are actually really well done.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I really don't like the new Doctor, Matt Smith.
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  Speaker 11: Just this last season or so?
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  Speaker 4: This is the last season. The last two seasons he's
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  Speaker 4: been on.
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  Speaker 11: Does he know how to work his sonic screwdriver?
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  Speaker 4: He does know how to work his sonic screwdriver.
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  Speaker 11: Can't he open doors?
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  Speaker 3: Dirty.
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  Speaker 11: Not on our show. We would never make such innuendos
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  Speaker 11: on our show. Nah, that's what I was waiting for. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 11: I don't know. Had you watched The Last Doctor?
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  Speaker 4: I haven't been following this season, just because I don't
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  Speaker 4: like Pat Smith.
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  Speaker 11: But the one before.
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  Speaker 4: The one before I watched the whole season. David Tennant
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  Speaker 4: before that?
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  Speaker 11: Maybe it was.
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  Speaker 4: It was David Tennant before that.
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  Speaker 11: Who now I think is in Fright Night, isn't it?
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  Speaker 4: He's like the guy that the cute kid from Star Trek.
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  Speaker 5: Goes to for help.
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  Speaker 11: He's the new Ronnie McDowell.
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  Speaker 5: I think.
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  Speaker 4: It took me a while to recognize that guy in Fortnite,
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  Speaker 4: because I'm like, he doesn't have a thick accent. I
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  Speaker 4: can understand what he's saying. How can that be him?
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  Speaker 11: There are no vampires on this whistle.
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  Speaker 4: Vampires on a whistle?
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  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, I.
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  Speaker 11: Think we're onto something here. I would watch that. Why
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  Speaker 11: can't we have him doing vampires on this whistle? Oh,
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  Speaker 11: but you were more partial to the previous Doctor?
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, I preferred David Tennant to Matt Smith.
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  Speaker 11: Again, I have not watched enough of it. I know
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  Speaker 11: their difference, but I know they swapped out recently, but...
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  Speaker 11: I've not seen enough to know one from the other
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  Speaker 11: much as far as plotline or performance. I've never seen even.
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  Speaker 4: A partial episode of Doctor Who. I just never got
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  Speaker 4: into it. But I've seen enough of the memes and everything.
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  Speaker 4: It's about my extent of knowledge of Doctor Who as
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  Speaker 4: the internet memes.
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  Speaker 11: Well, and it's kind of hard to... be a geek
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  Speaker 11: and hang out at the conventions as much as we
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  Speaker 11: are and not at least know what a Dalek is.
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  Speaker 11: You're exposed to them.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I know the, you know, basic, like, the stuff,
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  Speaker 4: the more visual things. Like, to my horn, a scarf,
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  Speaker 4: it's usually either Harry Potter or it's Doctor Who.
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  Speaker 11: That would be the Tom Baker years. See, I'm at
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  Speaker 11: least geek enough to know. I have seen a few
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  Speaker 11: episodes of the Tom Baker part. Even back then, they
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  Speaker 11: were interesting.
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  Speaker 3: They were well-written.
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  Speaker 11: Obviously, they were working with a little, uh, more controlled
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  Speaker 11: budget we'll say but you know it's it was fun
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  Speaker 11: on its own dorky sci-fi way.
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  Speaker 4: We're driving through all the windmills it always reminds me
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  Speaker 4: of mac and me what mac and me was awesome
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  Speaker 4: and i remember there being windmills at some point in that.
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  Speaker 11: Movie oh we just need to have a whole mac
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  Speaker 11: and me episode don't it's been years.
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  Speaker 4: Since i've seen that movie you know i kind of
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  Speaker 4: want to watch it again.
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  Speaker 11: I'm guessing we wouldn't find it as endearing as we
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  Speaker 11: probably did.
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  Speaker 4: I've heard that it actually really sucks.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's all I've heard about it.
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  Speaker 4: I should be able to leave my version of it
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  Speaker 4: in my head and.
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  Speaker 11: Just leave it there. Maybe for the best. Preserve your childhood. Windmills. Nice.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 4: They spin.
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  Speaker 11: You do like things that spin and or sparkle. But
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  Speaker 11: not vampires.
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  Speaker 4: Can we put a windmill in our backyard?
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  Speaker 5: Huh?
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  Speaker 4: Can we put a windmill in our backyard?
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  Speaker 11: Sure.
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  Speaker 4: A real one?
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  Speaker 3: Huh?
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  Speaker 11: We've got a record of one of those.
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  Speaker 4: Run our house on the power from it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 11: Off the grid. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 15: I don't think you'd ever get anything done if you
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  Speaker 15: had one of those in your yard. The novelty would
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  Speaker 15: wear off eventually. It'd be an exciting year while it lasted,
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  Speaker 15: let me tell you. It would take a year for
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  Speaker 15: the novelty to wear off, get it?
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  Speaker 11: Probably. You're just sitting out in the yard in a
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  Speaker 11: lawn chair watching it spin around.
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  Speaker 4: By the window, it's hot outside. I was kind.
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  Speaker 11: Of thinking like a pinwheel action. We can find one
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  Speaker 11: this weekend and once again nothing will be done but
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  Speaker 11: you sitting there.
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  Speaker 4: We saw the little pinwheels on sticks the other day.
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  Speaker 7: It's a target.
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  Speaker 11: She's like, what's this? Where do you put the batteries?
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  Speaker 11: This thing's stupid.
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  Speaker 16: We are the generation that is easily amused. It was
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  Speaker 16: all sparkly and shit.
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  Speaker 4: It was like holographic.
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  Speaker 11: Now they are getting fancy with their shit. So did
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  Speaker 11: that go into all our Doctor Who knowledge? or lack thereof?
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  Speaker 11: Any other favorite Doctor Who moments?
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  Speaker 14: Any other favorite Doctor Who moments? I just like the
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  Speaker 14: David Tennant.
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  Speaker 14: A couple seasons ago when Master came on. I just
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  Speaker 14: felt like that was really well written. And then it
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  Speaker 14: was just all downhill from there. They just couldn't get
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  Speaker 14: better than that. So the writers just kind of gave up.
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  Speaker 11: Maybe they did. I know they're bringing in different people now.
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  Speaker 11: Neil Gaiman just did one with the new Doctor, so
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  Speaker 11: that's a big deal.
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  Speaker 14: I actually did see that episode of the recent season.
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  Speaker 14: It was called The Doctor's Wife that Neil Gaiman wrote.
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  Speaker 14: And it was actually really good, except for Matt Smith
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  Speaker 14: still sucking.
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  Speaker 11: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Sure.
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  Speaker 11: Not a fan of Mansfield.
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  Speaker 4: Not at all. Do they change the doctors on a
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  Speaker 4: regular basis for like a reason or just the actors
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  Speaker 4: get tired of doing it? Well, the doctor is.
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  Speaker 14: Supposed to be kind of immortal and whenever he dies,
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  Speaker 14: he switches bodies.
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  Speaker 11: So he's sort of like a slayer.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, kind of like a slayer, except the consciousness transfers over, too.
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  Speaker 11: So he is the same person, he just gets a
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  Speaker 11: new body.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 11: See, even that I wasn't 100% sure of. I just knew.
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  Speaker 11: And I figured it all probably stemmed out of the
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  Speaker 11: more practical fact of this guy wants out of his contract.
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  Speaker 11: Except for Tom Baker, who did it for like 20-some
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  Speaker 11: odd years.
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  Speaker 14: Well, that's what happened with Christopher Eccleston. He did one season,
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  Speaker 14: and then he turned down his contract because he thought
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  Speaker 14: Doctor Who wasn't going to be very popular. I wonder
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  Speaker 14: how pissed he is right.
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  Speaker 4: Now, actually.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, as it turns out, a few people seem to
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  Speaker 11: like it out there. Just a few, you know. A
• 11:39
  Speaker 11: handful of geeks, if you will. Well, we need to
• 11:43
  Speaker 11: continue on with our research into the doctor, I guess,
• 11:46
  Speaker 11: and get back to that. Miss PJ, did you have
• 11:49
  Speaker 11: your own stuff?
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  Speaker 4: Geek Week stuff. The only thing I can think of
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  Speaker 4: that we actually watched that we're actually allowed to talk
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  Speaker 4: about at this current moment.
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  Speaker 11: Because you're in the same situation as I am that
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  Speaker 11: everything that you have watched lately we're going to talk
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  Speaker 11: about later anyway.
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  Speaker 4: The only thing I can think of right now that
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  Speaker 4: we actually watched was Dylan Dog. It had some other
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  Speaker 4: kind of subtitle thing.
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  Speaker 11: I don't remember what it was. It's not really important.
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  Speaker 4: But, yeah. Randy didn't like it, from what I understand.
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  Speaker 4: From what Randy told Jay, it was just horrible. And
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  Speaker 4: I kind of liked it a little bit, I guess.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't completely horrible.
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  Speaker 11: It was enjoyable, I guess.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't... It didn't make me mad. It was no Expendables.
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  Speaker 11: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I mean.
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  Speaker 11: If a movie doesn't make you mad, that's kind of
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  Speaker 11: a big step for them.
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  Speaker 17: Alright.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure I thought that was the main guy.
• 12:34
  Speaker 4: Brandon Routh, whatever the fuck his name is.
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  Speaker 11: I think it's Routh.
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  Speaker 4: He had stupid hair.
• 12:40
  Speaker 11: Always has stupid hair.
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  Speaker 4: Stupid hair to like half covered in ears that just
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  Speaker 4: it just looks sloppy and i don't like that and
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: then he has this weird you know big butt pimple
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  Speaker 4: chin that i.
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  Speaker 11: Don't like i know you're a fan of those i.
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: Am not a fan of those whatsoever um but it
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  Speaker 4: was i didn't hate it the main the high point
• 12:59
  Speaker 4: of the movie for me was his i guess you
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  Speaker 4: call him like a sidekick or whatever but his partner
• 13:04
  Speaker 4: who also the guy who was on the american version
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  Speaker 4: of being human he played the werewolf in that one
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  Speaker 4: He's the best part of this whole damn movie. The
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  Speaker 4: rest of it, I was just.
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  Speaker 3: Like, eh.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah. He's the dork from Fanboys, right?
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: I think so. That's a year since I've seen Fanboys.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: He's so whiny. It's hard to get on board with
• 13:21
  Speaker 11: that guy.
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  Speaker 18: Yeah, I'd rather just have a whole movie of him
• 13:24
  Speaker 18: trying to be a zombie and trying to live the
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  Speaker 18: rest of his life.
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: Go through zombies anonymous.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, we did watch something else. What was the movie
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  Speaker 4: that we watched that pissed me off so bad? It
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: could be No, this was recent. Remember, it's the one
• 13:41
  Speaker 4: I said that I enjoyed Troll more than I liked
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  Speaker 4: this movie.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 11: That was State Land.
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  Speaker 4: No, this was the other one. The one that pissed
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  Speaker 4: me off. The one with Slick and Ivan.
• 13:58
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
• 13:58
  Speaker 18: You're probably going to get a lot of hate mail
• 14:00
  Speaker 18: for this, but neither Misty or I really liked Hobo
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  Speaker 18: with the Shotgun.
• 14:04
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Hobo with the Shotgun. That movie sucked so bad.
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  Speaker 11: You know.
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  Speaker 18: I think the best thing was the internet movie trailer.
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  Speaker 11: I enjoyed it then. I thought it was really going
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  Speaker 11: to be good. We watched it.
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  Speaker 18: And I guess some people, you'll either like it or
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  Speaker 18: you won't like it.
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  Speaker 17: I can see how a lot of people would really
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  Speaker 17: like it.
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  Speaker 11: Because, I mean, it's got some kind of cool ideas
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  Speaker 11: in it, I guess.
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  Speaker 4: And Rutger Hauer is Chuckle Awesome. He is.
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  Speaker 17: But just for me, it almost seems like it's trying
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  Speaker 17: too hard. When I watch movies that are trying too hard,
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  Speaker 17: I just don't really care.
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  Speaker 4: See, it reminded me, it was almost the same level
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  Speaker 4: of bad as, like, Drive Angry. But I loved Drive Angry,
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  Speaker 4: but I had the knowledge that it was pretty bad
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: and pretty cheesy. But this, it just, I didn't enjoy
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  Speaker 4: it at all.
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  Speaker 18: Most of the characters couldn't die fast enough. I mean,
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  Speaker 18: aside from Rutger Hauer.
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  Speaker 11: He was the only one I really cared about.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: Chick was okay.
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  Speaker 11: Chick was okay.
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  Speaker 17: The brothers were fucking annoying.
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  Speaker 18: They couldn't die fast enough. Hell, I wanted to crawl
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  Speaker 18: into the movie and kill them just so I wouldn't
• 15:12
  Speaker 18: have to watch it.
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: You want to reverse the ring. You want to crawl
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: in the TV to kill people.
• 15:16
  Speaker 17: And kill them so I wouldn't have to listen to
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  Speaker 17: their stupid fucking one-liners. I mean, the worst one-liners. You know,
• 15:24
  Speaker 17: I mean, trying to be as filthy and.
• 15:26
  Speaker 11: Raunchy as possible. Which, hey, I'm okay with filthy and raunchy.
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  Speaker 17: That's fine.
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  Speaker 11: When it's not forced.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: You know, I mean, it's forced to the point where
• 15:35
  Speaker 11: it's just like, really?
• 15:36
  Speaker 18: You're going to say that? Because that's really dumb. That
• 15:38
  Speaker 18: doesn't shock me. It was going more for shock value.
• 15:41
  Speaker 18: Everything was shock in this movie.
• 15:45
  Speaker 17: I've already been shocked.
• 15:46
  Speaker 11: It's not shocking me anymore. I'm just kind of like,
• 15:49
  Speaker 11: you're trying too hard, whatever. Yeah, that's one of the
• 15:53
  Speaker 11: ones I was just going into was like that a
• 15:54
  Speaker 11: couple weeks ago. I was like, you can tell how
• 15:57
  Speaker 11: hard they're trying to be clever with their dialogue, but
• 16:00
  Speaker 11: at the same time, shocking. So they're cramming in obscenity
• 16:04
  Speaker 11: where it doesn't really even fit naturally. So, yeah. To
• 16:08
  Speaker 11: give you a line out of the movie?
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: You're not going to get the whole thing the way
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking. I don't know.
• 16:14
  Speaker 11: So the girl, she's a hooker. She's in her car,
• 16:19
  Speaker 11: and this guy walks up to her, and he goes.
• 16:21
  Speaker 17: Baby, you look so good, I'd like to cut my
• 16:24
  Speaker 17: dick off and.
• 16:24
  Speaker 19: Rub it all over your tits.
• 16:27
  Speaker 11: That's one approach, all right. That's the dumbest line ever.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Who the fuck says that?
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: That's stupid.
• 16:34
  Speaker 11: Not really clever?
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: No, no, no. Dumb.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there was no good lines in this movie.
• 16:41
  Speaker 18: It was like a bunch of 15-year-old boys sitting around going,
• 16:43
  Speaker 18: heh heh, this'll be funny.
• 16:47
  Speaker 11: I mean, it definitely falls in the exact same situation
• 16:51
  Speaker 11: as Machete, since it started as a trailer for a
• 16:56
  Speaker 11: movie that doesn't exist.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: But Machete was fucking awesome!
• 16:59
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: And Danny Trejo, he really can't do any wrong.
• 17:02
  Speaker 11: But, you know, Rutger Hauer is also awesome, so it
• 17:06
  Speaker 11: seems like it should be similar, but I guess just
• 17:08
  Speaker 11: the writing is that bad in this one.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: It is truly that bad.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: It's bad.
• 17:15
  Speaker 11: Kind of reminds me of the line in Heathers where
• 17:16
  Speaker 11: the football player.
• 17:18
  Speaker 18: Is sitting there and he's like, I like to stick
• 17:20
  Speaker 18: a heather on my johns and spin around like a
• 17:22
  Speaker 18: goddamn pinwheel.
• 17:23
  Speaker 11: That's what it reminds me of.
• 17:24
  Speaker 18: It reminds me of like a 16-year-old football jock trying
• 17:28
  Speaker 18: to come up with something witty to say.
• 17:30
  Speaker 11: Yeah, in that movie it was satire. It was making
• 17:33
  Speaker 11: fun of these guys. Football players, and you're like, yeah,
• 17:36
  Speaker 11: I can see that guy saying that. Odds are it's
• 17:39
  Speaker 11: not quite as clever in Hobo with a Shotgun.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: It had some creative deaths in it. I'll give it
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: that much.
• 17:47
  Speaker 14: Oh, yeah.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to ruin anything. I'm pretty sure a
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: guy died with a roller, like an ice skating shoe.
• 17:54
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's a death by ice skating shoe. Yeah.
• 17:58
  Speaker 18: And there's some things in the movie where you're just like, wow,
• 18:01
  Speaker 18: I didn't see that coming. So, I mean, I guess
• 18:04
  Speaker 18: it's entertaining if you like that.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:07
  Speaker 11: Like I said, most people would probably.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: Be like, I can't fucking believe it.
• 18:10
  Speaker 21: I'm like, what the fuck's.
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: Wrong with you?
• 18:12
  Speaker 11: I just didn't like it.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: It's fine.
• 18:14
  Speaker 11: I'm not saying you can't like it.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: And it took him way too fucking long to get
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: a shotgun.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: If you're going to have a movie called Hulu with
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: a shotgun, bitch better start off with a fucking shotgun.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: It takes him like half an hour to... I don't
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: even have... Half a movie if I can procure a shotgun.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: Oh my good God. And you know what? I would
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: let Rutger Hauer mow our yard.
• 18:36
  Speaker 11: And now back to, you know, things being dirty.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Hold on.
• 18:39
  Speaker 17: Especially now that our damn lawn guy has disappeared.
• 18:42
  Speaker 11: Your weird neighbor guy?
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:44
  Speaker 11: He had to mow. He was supposed to mow the
• 18:45
  Speaker 11: yard on Thursday, and he didn't show up.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: I would pay Riker Howard to mow our yard. That's
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: the whole point of this. His whole thing in this movie,
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: that's what he wants. He wants to buy a lawnmower
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: so he can start his own lawnmower business.
• 18:59
  Speaker 11: I'm not improving anything.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Trust me.
• 19:03
  Speaker 11: What was his slogan?
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: You grow it, I'll cut it. That's the stupidest damn thing.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: That doesn't even fucking rhyme. I would have at least
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: enjoyed you grow it, I'll mow it. Because at least
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: that fucking rhymes. But you grow it and I'll cut it.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: That's just fucking stupid.
• 19:18
  Speaker 11: That's kind of awesome when you pour them.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: But you never mow another man's lawn.
• 19:23
  Speaker 11: See, that's what I was thinking. I don't know what
• 19:25
  Speaker 11: he's supposed to do because you never mow another man's lawn.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Unless they really want you to.
• 19:28
  Speaker 11: Unless they pay you to. I guess you're getting paid.
• 19:32
  Speaker 11: You're a professional.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: I just randomly come by somebody's yard.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Actually, you know what?
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: I really would not mind if somebody just randomly come
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: by our yard as long as we didn't get paid
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: for it.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Alright.
• 19:43
  Speaker 11: Are you getting all fired up for the convention?
• 19:46
  Speaker 12: I am.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: I'm a little excited.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: Excited about Noah Hathaway. That's my main excitement right there.
• 19:53
  Speaker 11: That's the reason for our pilgrimage.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: For me, pretty much.
• 19:56
  Speaker 11: That's it.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: Aside from it's fun to go, but Noah Hathaway was
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: definitely the pushbacker for me.
• 20:01
  Speaker 11: Road trip to a train.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
• 20:04
  Speaker 11: It is pretty awesome.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: I watched that movie last night, too. Should we talk
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: about that, how awesome it is?
• 20:09
  Speaker 11: Might as well. I don't know that we're going to
• 20:10
  Speaker 11: devote the whole thing to it. So, yeah, let's get
• 20:13
  Speaker 11: our fix on it.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: It's been a couple years since I've watched The NeverEnding Story,
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: and it's still just as awesome as it was when
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: I was a kid. Some movies, they lose it, and
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: you're like, oh, I'm afraid Maggie Mae's going to do it.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: But The NeverEnding Story, actually, they put it in the
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: same category as What the Hook.
• 20:29
  Speaker 11: No, they shouldn't.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: The NeverEnding Story is just so awesome. I'm surprised they
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: haven't tried to remake it yet.
• 20:34
  Speaker 11: I'll give it time.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:40
  Speaker 11: I don't know, there's so many other ones of that
• 20:42
  Speaker 11: level that I know were already in the works when
• 20:45
  Speaker 11: we were following through, but that one I don't remember an.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: Official version, but I don't know. And I never stop
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: being annoyed by Bastion.
• 20:57
  Speaker 11: He is a dork.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's just, he's obnoxious, and he's kind of
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: a little bitch, you know?
• 21:03
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I don't know about Bastion.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Come on, read the book.
• 21:05
  Speaker 22: Oh, yeah.
• 21:07
  Speaker 11: Still one of the reasons why I still can't watch
• 21:08
  Speaker 11: that movie. He screams too much.
• 21:11
  Speaker 18: Pisses me off. I can hear him yelling in the
• 21:14
  Speaker 18: other room. I was like, I'm not watching this movie.
• 21:20
  Speaker 18: He does scream a lot for a little kid, not
• 21:22
  Speaker 18: really doing anything that will move him.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: But there was a big turtle!
• 21:25
  Speaker 11: He's reading a fucking book. Who gets scared of a
• 21:28
  Speaker 11: turtle in a fucking book?
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: Have you seen Oscar? If there was, like, a 900-foot
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Oscar coming after you, wouldn't you be mad? Kind of,
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: you know, scared? Yeah, I heard. You know, he'd eat you.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: He tries to eat my fingers.
• 21:42
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 21:46
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 21:49
  Speaker 11: Whatever.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: But yeah, I grew up with Never Ending Story. That's
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: one of my favorite movies of all time. I love
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: that movie.
• 21:56
  Speaker 11: I can't argue. I mean, for a kid's movie, it's
• 21:59
  Speaker 11: amazing how well put together that is. And the fact
• 22:02
  Speaker 11: that they gave it to an amazing director, even at
• 22:05
  Speaker 11: the time. I mean, it's weird how it's become this
• 22:10
  Speaker 11: little kid's favorite movie, but it's also kind of well
• 22:14
  Speaker 11: put together.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: I've heard the writer of the book, the guy who
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: wrote the book, fucking hated the movie so bad that
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: he demanded they remove his name from it.
• 22:23
  Speaker 12: Jesus.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Which, I mean, I don't understand, dude. I mean, the
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: movie's way fucking better than your book was.
• 22:29
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you have read the book. That's why.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I read the book. It's kind of long, and
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: the second part really sucks.
• 22:38
  Speaker 11: The second part, which has nothing to do with the movie.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Well, no, because the movie ends halfway through the book.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: And the second half of the book is just Bastion
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: making all his wishes, rebuilding Fantasia, and just generally being
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: a douchebag.
• 22:52
  Speaker 11: I can't imagine the Fantastica.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Only the book is Fantastica or whatever, but in the
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: movie it's Fantasia.
• 22:58
  Speaker 18: Because Fantasia sounds better than Fantastica, which is why you got.
• 23:01
  Speaker 19: This job, probably.
• 23:02
  Speaker 18: You came up with a better name, better title, which
• 23:06
  Speaker 18: other shit?
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: I'm still, I usually find myself annoyed at the same
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: part of the movie. I hate the end part of
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: the movie where Bastion's all, like, riding the luck dragon
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: and chasing the bullies under the garbage can. I'm like, dude, seriously,
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: these fuckers have bullied you and picked on you and
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: generally just tormented your ass for how long? And that's
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: all you're gonna fucking do. You got a fucking luck dragon.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: You're gonna chase him under a garbage can.
• 23:28
  Speaker 18: Ugh.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: Luck Dragon would be getting some little kid snacks. I'll
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: tell you. The whole fucker would be getting eaten by
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: a damn Luck Dragon if it was me. I would
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: know this.
• 23:36
  Speaker 11: Oh my god, I'm getting some new garbage.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: No, that's fucking retarded. Eat the little bastards.
• 23:40
  Speaker 11: Just slam them into a wall.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Maybe whatever works for me. I want a Luck Dragon though.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: Luck Dragons are awesome.
• 23:48
  Speaker 11: He looks pretty handy. I could make use of one
• 23:51
  Speaker 11: of those.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: Every time I watch... I mean, the Gmork is still
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: fucking frightening.
• 23:55
  Speaker 12: The what?
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: The Gamora. Oh.
• 23:56
  Speaker 11: You didn't see the Gamora. I didn't see that.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: It's like a big, huge wolf.
• 24:02
  Speaker 11: I don't know. No, it is. I thought they called
• 24:04
  Speaker 11: him some other name.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: He was working with the... I don't know if he
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: was working.
• 24:08
  Speaker 11: He kind of worked in... Oh, the Nothing.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: He wasn't the Nothing at all.
• 24:11
  Speaker 11: He was the agent of the Nothing. Okay.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: He was the one who was sent to stop Atreyu
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: from stopping the Nothing.
• 24:17
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 24:18
  Speaker 11: He is badass. Like, that was, like, my favorite part,
• 24:20
  Speaker 11: even as a kid. Again, the weird, creepy kid that
• 24:24
  Speaker 11: I was. I was just like that.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:26
  Speaker 11: He was awesome.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: The only thing bad about it is kind of distracting
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: how bad the puppeteering is in Frozen War. Because it's
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: like a hand puppet or something.
• 24:35
  Speaker 11: Again, this was a pretty modest budget in, like, what,
• 24:38
  Speaker 11: 82 or something? It was a long time ago. 84
• 24:42
  Speaker 11: or something like that, so.
• 24:45
  Speaker 11: I don't think they had hints in money, so it
• 24:47
  Speaker 11: was hard for it to be quite up to those standards,
• 24:49
  Speaker 11: but he's still awesome.
• 24:52
  Speaker 23: Yeah.
• 24:53
  Speaker 11: Are you familiar with that movie?
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: I've seen it.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: I've seen it.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: I read a survey. It was probably about ten years ago, so.
• 25:02
  Speaker 11: So you have a perfect recollection.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: Oh, absolutely.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: A perfect recollection.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:08
  Speaker 11: Okay, sometimes the most interesting part of it is what
• 25:11
  Speaker 11: stuck with you. Even though the rest of it's fallen away,
• 25:13
  Speaker 11: what is what stuck with you this far in?
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Um, the creepy way that Bathory used to say, I
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: like children.
• 25:21
  Speaker 18: I heard that from the other room, and I was like,
• 25:26
  Speaker 18: I don't even know what I was doing, but I
• 25:28
  Speaker 18: was online, and I heard, I like children.
• 25:30
  Speaker 11: I was like, you would, you fucking perv. Sometimes you
• 25:34
  Speaker 11: read it very differently as a grown-up.
• 25:36
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 25:37
  Speaker 11: Or as close as we get.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 25:40
  Speaker 11: So I like children. That's what you've taken from me.
• 25:42
  Speaker 14: That stuck in my mind, how deeply creepy that was.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: That was creepy.
• 25:50
  Speaker 19: I don't know.
• 25:50
  Speaker 11: The other one is I try to work in the
• 25:52
  Speaker 11: term rock biter as often as possible.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: While watching the movie, I realized the rock biter reminds
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: me of your friend Dave.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: Who?
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Your friend Dave.
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: Dave?
• 26:02
  Speaker 11: Which Dave? Homebar Dave. Big hands. Homebar Dave?
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: He's a fucking giant.
• 26:07
  Speaker 11: He is.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: And he has these big hands. They'd be good, strong hands.
• 26:12
  Speaker 18: This guy's hands are so big he could probably pick
• 26:15
  Speaker 18: you up by your head.
• 26:17
  Speaker 11: He's a pretty big guy.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: And then eat you like a rock.
• 26:19
  Speaker 19: Probably.
• 26:21
  Speaker 17: But he had his wife's itty bitty.
• 26:23
  Speaker 11: She's only like five foot. Rock biter. Just an awesome turn.
• 26:29
  Speaker 11: Any other favorite ones?
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: How did I get that guy?
• 26:32
  Speaker 11: Any that didn't actually scar you that were good moments?
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: Um, I don't know.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 26:39
  Speaker 14: Honestly, half the time when I think about a never-ending story,
• 26:42
  Speaker 14: I have a tattoo of a dragon on my thigh,
• 26:44
  Speaker 14: and it's this really angry-looking Chinese dragon, and a little
• 26:47
  Speaker 14: kid saw it once and was like, oh, look, it's Falkor.
• 26:50
  Speaker 14: I'm like, oh, you ruined my tattoo for me forever.
• 26:53
  Speaker 11: Thanks, little kid.
• 26:54
  Speaker 12: Whatever.
• 26:54
  Speaker 11: Adjust it. Luck dragon. That would be awesome. Luck dragon.
• 27:01
  Speaker 11: I think when you go to these kind of places,
• 27:03
  Speaker 11: if you had a luck dragon on you, how fucking
• 27:05
  Speaker 11: cool you would be.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: You know, I'm not sure if I want to be
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: that type of cool, actually.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: Fine.
• 27:12
  Speaker 11: It's a very fine line, actually.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: It really is.
• 27:16
  Speaker 11: The kind of person who gets a dragon, the kind
• 27:18
  Speaker 11: of person who gets a luck dragon.
• 27:19
  Speaker 22: Really?
• 27:20
  Speaker 11: It's a fine line. Anything else we need before we
• 27:25
  Speaker 11: get into the middle of this convention action?
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: I can't think of anything.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: How about you? Yeah.
• 27:34
  Speaker 11: Are you anticipating the fun and excitement of this Comic-Con?
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: I'm sure there will be lots of fun and excitement.
• 27:42
  Speaker 11: You haven't seen this version of it before.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: No, I haven't, so it'll be new and interesting.
• 27:47
  Speaker 11: And overwhelming and giant.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: Last year Marlena had to leave after like five minutes.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: She was like overwhelmed with the... Yeah, Comic-Con's probably the only.
• 27:56
  Speaker 18: large gathering of people that I could be around without
• 27:59
  Speaker 18: wanting to murder everybody.
• 28:00
  Speaker 11: Because they're such dorks you just kind of feel mad for.
• 28:03
  Speaker 18: Well, I mean, everybody's so nice, so, I mean, it's
• 28:06
  Speaker 18: kind of cool, and there's people in costume, which always
• 28:09
  Speaker 18: brightens my day.
• 28:11
  Speaker 11: They're entertaining.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 28:14
  Speaker 11: It's too much entertainment.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: You know, it's.
• 28:16
  Speaker 18: Different than the flea market, you know? Flea market, y'all
• 28:21
  Speaker 18: got all kinds of nutbags out there.
• 28:25
  Speaker 11: Oh, yes, it's definitely a very different crowd. All right,
• 28:29
  Speaker 11: I guess we will take a break and head back,
• 28:31
  Speaker 11: probably once we're in the midst of the craziness of Commodore.
• 28:35
  Speaker 19: Thank you.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: I have found a sea.
• 29:39
  Speaker 24: Two minutes.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: To go to the snack bar for a quick refresher
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: before showtime. No crowds to bark, just go get it.
• 29:46
  Speaker 25: You'll be sorry you.
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: Missed your chance to enjoy some of the many tempting
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: goodies waiting for you. Stretch your legs now while the
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: stretching's good. There's still time to get a mouth-watering hot dog,
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: a sparkling ice-cold soda, assorted flavors of ice cream, all
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: kinds of candy, the most delicious steaming hot coffee you
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: ever drank, and freshly popped popcorn piping hot. Make a
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: beeline for the snack bar right now to quench your thirst.
• 30:12
  Speaker 22: Half man, half beast.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: All monster.
• 30:14
  Speaker 22: The Twilight People. From the cave of cruelty they came.
• 30:18
  Speaker 22: Screaming demons screeching through the skies. From the fortress of
• 30:22
  Speaker 22: fear they fled. A savage stampede. Hell bent on blood.
• 30:27
  Speaker 22: The Twilight People. Test tube terrors evolved from evil. Out
• 30:32
  Speaker 22: of the shadows, onto your throat. The Twilight People. Rated PG.
• 30:37
  Speaker 22: Parental guidance suggested.
• 30:42
  Speaker 12: A Treyu!
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: Falkor!
• 30:47
  Speaker 19: A Treyu!
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Falkor!
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: A Treyu!
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Falkor?
• 30:52
  Speaker 21: Ooh, a Treyu.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Falkor?
• 30:53
  Speaker 12: A Treyu!
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: A Treyu!
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: A Treyu!
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: A Treyu!
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: A Treyu! A Treyu!
• 30:59
  Speaker 10: A Treyu!
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: Go! Go!
• 31:15
  Speaker 26: So now we come to basically the pinnacle of this episode,
• 31:18
  Speaker 26: the man who ties it all together, Mr. Noah Hathaway,
• 31:22
  Speaker 26: star of Battlestar Galactica, this week's featured troll, and the
• 31:25
  Speaker 26: classic The NeverEnding Story.
• 31:28
  Speaker 27: All right, so we're here with Noah. So you started
• 31:31
  Speaker 27: pretty early on in acting. Was it three years old?
• 31:36
  Speaker 24: I think I was four, but, you know, it was
• 31:38
  Speaker 24: counting at that point. Yeah, it's been a long time.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: That's for sure.
• 31:43
  Speaker 11: Was it something, I mean, at that point you don't
• 31:45
  Speaker 11: have much of an option, but I guess as you
• 31:46
  Speaker 11: got older, was it something.
• 31:47
  Speaker 27: You were really interested in, or it just became a job?
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 31:51
  Speaker 24: I loved it for a long time. I worked nonstop
• 31:55
  Speaker 24: from four to.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: My early 20s, and then I just needed a break.
• 32:00
  Speaker 24: I needed to get out of Dodge for a little
• 32:02
  Speaker 24: while and, you know, do some other stuff.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: But it was definitely fun for a long time.
• 32:07
  Speaker 24: And, you know, it took 15 years off, and now
• 32:09
  Speaker 24: I'm back making movies again.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Very cool.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: I'm stoked.
• 32:12
  Speaker 27: I was going to say, I mean, never a new story.
• 32:14
  Speaker 27: You still get a lot of that.
• 32:16
  Speaker 11: Absolutely.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Did you know.
• 32:18
  Speaker 11: how big a deal it was at the time just
• 32:20
  Speaker 11: from from I guess both like an artistic aspect.
• 32:24
  Speaker 24: Or well I we knew it was it was going
• 32:27
  Speaker 24: to be a special movie you know especially after reading
• 32:30
  Speaker 24: the book and seeing what they had done we're going
• 32:32
  Speaker 24: to do with it uh I didn't know that it
• 32:35
  Speaker 24: was going to last this long you know but it's
• 32:38
  Speaker 24: people it's got a real special place people's hearts you
• 32:41
  Speaker 24: know it really is one of those movies and it
• 32:43
  Speaker 24: stands up today you know it really does Yeah, it.
• 32:46
  Speaker 27: Became sort of memorable as time's gone on, and I
• 32:49
  Speaker 27: guess Atreyu became sort of iconic. Were you prepared for that?
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: I don't think you ever really are prepared for it.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I know I have.
• 32:56
  Speaker 24: People say that I'm a legend and an icon, and
• 32:58
  Speaker 24: that just makes me feel old.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: But, you know, I'm fine with it. It could be
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: a lot worse.
• 33:05
  Speaker 20: Definitely.
• 33:06
  Speaker 24: I could be a ditch digger somewhere or something else.
• 33:08
  Speaker 24: It's not too bad.
• 33:12
  Speaker 11: And then working with Wolfgang Peterson, that... first English language
• 33:16
  Speaker 11: movie what was he like as a director.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: He's a brilliant director he's just very meticulous.
• 33:20
  Speaker 24: You know very he knows what he wanted knows how
• 33:26
  Speaker 24: he wanted to see it and doesn't matter how many
• 33:29
  Speaker 24: takes until he gets it we get it you know
• 33:31
  Speaker 24: what I mean it was one of those yeah 50
• 33:33
  Speaker 24: takes sometimes.
• 33:34
  Speaker 27: Yeah Was it hard working with all the... I mean,
• 33:37
  Speaker 27: you had a lot of puppets and costumes and.
• 33:39
  Speaker 24: I love all the... I love the animatronics. I wish
• 33:42
  Speaker 24: they had more of it in movies now. All that
• 33:44
  Speaker 24: was a hell of a lot of fun. You know,
• 33:46
  Speaker 24: I mean, it was a very rigorous physical movie for,
• 33:49
  Speaker 24: you know, a 12- and 13-year-old.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: So I got hurt a lot, but it was still fun.
• 33:54
  Speaker 20: Still fun.
• 33:55
  Speaker 27: The kind of stuff that was okay, or they didn't
• 33:57
  Speaker 27: mention that you were getting injured?
• 33:59
  Speaker 24: Yeah, exactly. I don't think anybody knew. It was supposed
• 34:03
  Speaker 24: to be a three-month shoot. It turned into nine and
• 34:05
  Speaker 24: a half, ten months. So I don't think anybody knew
• 34:08
  Speaker 24: what they were getting into until we were really into it.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 34:11
  Speaker 11: And then I have to ask, the scene with you
• 34:15
  Speaker 11: and the horse, how was that shooting it for a kid?
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: It was rough. It was very emotional. I mean, I
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: love animals anyways. I'm a huge animal fanatic. And so
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: just to.
• 34:29
  Speaker 24: be present there while they were doing it it's a
• 34:32
  Speaker 24: hard scene you know it's a gut wrenching scene it
• 34:34
  Speaker 24: was hard watching.
• 34:35
  Speaker 11: I think that was one of those that really caught
• 34:37
  Speaker 11: you off guard for a quote unquote kids movie that
• 34:39
  Speaker 11: it was not full enough.
• 34:41
  Speaker 24: Even acting in that scene it was it was real
• 34:44
  Speaker 24: hard it was just gut wrenching I don't watch that
• 34:47
  Speaker 24: scene I fast forward it if I see them you
• 34:49
  Speaker 24: know if I have to sit through it click goes
• 34:52
  Speaker 24: right past it it's hard to watch yeah and then
• 34:55
  Speaker 24: I just finished a movie called Sushi Girl yeah Which,
• 35:00
  Speaker 24: that's got a crazy cast. Mark Hamill and Tony Todd
• 35:04
  Speaker 24: and Jeff Fahey and Michael Biehn.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Good lord. So, we're excited about that.
• 35:11
  Speaker 11: And then I was going to have you work in stuff.
• 35:13
  Speaker 11: You've got the new ones. Are there any other projects
• 35:16
  Speaker 11: you want to tell people about?
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I did a movie called The Critic.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: It was a little arthouse movie.
• 35:21
  Speaker 24: But what we're really proud of is Sushi Girl. We're
• 35:24
  Speaker 24: really excited. We're looking at a theatrical release sometime at
• 35:27
  Speaker 24: the beginning of the year. And, I mean, with the
• 35:29
  Speaker 24: cast that we have, you know, I don't know how
• 35:32
  Speaker 24: it could go wrong.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: It looks really good, too.
• 35:34
  Speaker 27: I saw the trailer hit recently.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: It looked cool, huh?
• 35:37
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it looks good.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: Nice, nice.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you liked it.
• 35:40
  Speaker 11: Did you want people.
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: I know you.
• 35:42
  Speaker 11: had a website or did you want people to find
• 35:44
  Speaker 11: you online anywhere or i.
• 35:46
  Speaker 24: Have a facebook page no halfway i try to answer
• 35:49
  Speaker 24: everybody it just got hacked so i had to start
• 35:51
  Speaker 24: a new one i noticed it disappeared i didn't yeah
• 35:53
  Speaker 24: someone hacked me and and uh i lost everything i
• 35:57
  Speaker 24: had a bunch of pictures that i didn't like i
• 35:59
  Speaker 24: hadn't saved on my computer which kind.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Of bummed me out but uh what are you gonna
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: do yeah i try to talk to everybody Very cool.
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: Very cool.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: We'll send people there.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 36:08
  Speaker 27: Anything else you want to.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: No.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Very good.
• 36:10
  Speaker 11: Very good.
• 36:11
  Speaker 27: Thank you very much.
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely.
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 36:34
  Speaker 28: So when I'm afraid of what's to come, I hit.
• 36:37
  Speaker 7: The ground and run.
• 36:38
  Speaker 28: Not sure what's coming next and never looking back.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: Hollow nights and empty days.
• 36:45
  Speaker 19: Something had to change before it gets too late.
• 36:48
  Speaker 29: And there's no turning back.
• 36:50
  Speaker 28: One by one we've been and there we fall.
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  Speaker 22: All right, this is Louis Gossett Jr.
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  Speaker 21: This is Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 19: One man, one goal.
• 37:44
  Speaker 28: One mission, one heart, one soul.
• 37:55
  Speaker 29: I'm a dragon.
• 38:02
  Speaker 19: You're a dragon.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: Pioneers in a covered wagon.
• 38:07
  Speaker 28: Friday night, I'm flying late.
• 38:09
  Speaker 19: Just in time for a dragon date. Picnic time, so hooray.
• 38:13
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• 38:19
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• 38:48
  Speaker 3: Alright, we're at Super Dogs. What's your take on it?
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: I got a cookie.
• 38:53
  Speaker 7: It's delicious.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: That was dessert. You're not ruining your supper. You finished
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: your supper.
• 38:58
  Speaker 11: No, I didn't.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: As much as you were going to, you finished your supper.
• 39:02
  Speaker 22: I finished it.
• 39:04
  Speaker 29: I finished my burger.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: He ate my burger.
• 39:05
  Speaker 27: Oh, sorry, my bad.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: I forgot a cookie though.
• 39:10
  Speaker 29: It's soft and delicious.
• 39:12
  Speaker 11: I'm enjoying a fine super malt.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: Or no, super shake.
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: Sadistic bastard mess with you.
• 39:18
  Speaker 11: What about you?
• 39:20
  Speaker 19: I'm going to go take a super piss.
• 39:24
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I think he's annoyed that I keep putting super
• 39:27
  Speaker 11: in front of everything every time I order it.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, I want a super shake. And he's
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: just like, shake.
• 39:33
  Speaker 11: All right, here.
• 39:34
  Speaker 23: He's like, burger.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Here you go. I'm like, no, I want a super burger.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: He's like, leave me alone.
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: Mine's a super chocolate chip cookie.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: I do like the fact that they put super in
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: front of it.
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: They got super veggies.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: A big box of.
• 39:49
  Speaker 12: The mixed.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Is that even a word?
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: I can't read from here.
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: The mixed?
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Is that a word? The mixed, sure.
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: The mixed battered veggies.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: It's as much a word as the, uh... Happify. I mean,
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: it's as much a word as happify. Like, the chili's
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: gonna do to you.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: Party. All beef chili will happify your tummy with its
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: zesty taste.
• 40:10
  Speaker 7: I'm so tired, I can't read a sign from here hardly.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: Happify is totally a word.
• 40:15
  Speaker 7: But yeah, what.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Does it say on the sign about my shake?
• 40:25
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna read.
• 40:26
  Speaker 14: It from here again.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: A full pint of smooth, creamy refreshment.
• 40:30
  Speaker 7: So thick we put straws in them.
• 40:33
  Speaker 29: Only to prove that you can't draw them through.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: We will gladly thin them down if you prefer it
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: that way.
• 40:40
  Speaker 11: And yet, I ordered mine and he slapped a straw
• 40:43
  Speaker 11: on top of it, which my response was, that's a
• 40:45
  Speaker 11: mystic bastard.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: And you still managed to suck hard enough to get
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: it through the straw.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: I do suck a lot, yeah.
• 40:52
  Speaker 11: As our reviews have proven.
• 40:54
  Speaker 14: Yep.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: Yep, yep.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: That's a damn good cookie. And a damn good chocolate shake.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: It is a damn good chocolate shake, thank you.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: What about Bella's?
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was thinking that as I got.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: It, actually. I don't know who brought that up lately.
• 41:11
  Speaker 11: Somebody was telling me that it's funny how much that
• 41:14
  Speaker 11: scene kind of doesn't play now in Pulp Fiction because
• 41:17
  Speaker 11: they're like $ 5 shakes, so... He makes such a big
• 41:21
  Speaker 11: deal out of it, like it's ridiculous that it's $ 5.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I just bought a $ 5 shake.
• 41:25
  Speaker 19: I was thinking right there.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: That $ 4.
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: A little lower.
• 41:31
  Speaker 11: Tax and all, it was pretty damn close to a
• 41:33
  Speaker 11: $ 5 shake.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: How many years ago was that, though?
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: About 20.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: Oh, it wasn't 20 years ago.
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: They're about to figure it to come out in 93, 94.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: 94.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: 94.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Christ, I don't know.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: But still, even then I remember, I don't know.
• 41:53
  Speaker 19: Yeah, I guess that would have been pretty expensive.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: How many years ago?
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: That's depressing.
• 41:58
  Speaker 29: That was 10.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: And you were enjoying chocolate shakes every day.
• 42:03
  Speaker 12: This is a.
• 42:03
  Speaker 11: Damn good picture. I went through that fucker.
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: Put a hurtin' on that bitch.
• 42:08
  Speaker 29: Hot damn.
• 42:13
  Speaker 7: Oh, could be followed by root beer.
• 42:14
  Speaker 29: That's delicious.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: It's your personal recommendation.
• 42:19
  Speaker 30: Fuck.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Noah Hathaway winked at me.
• 42:24
  Speaker 7: And it didn't creep me out. And he winked at
• 42:27
  Speaker 7: me like.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: Four or five times.
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: I was beginning to think he just said a twitch.
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: But it was a cute glitch, so it's okay.
• 42:36
  Speaker 11: The one that I saw was, well, probably disturbing for
• 42:39
  Speaker 11: the person it was directed at, who is Luke right now.
• 42:43
  Speaker 26: And it was the guy taking the picture for it.
• 42:47
  Speaker 11: It was a guy taking a picture of him and
• 42:49
  Speaker 11: another guy, and when they were done, he immediately winked
• 42:52
  Speaker 11: at the guy who took the picture.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: I'm like, well... That's cool.
• 42:55
  Speaker 7: He is the Hulk, for fuck's sakes.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: He can do whatever he wants.
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: I like him because I agree.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: Damn straight. But you better like when he winks at you, motherfucker.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I know I have him when he winks
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: at me most of the time.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: He was the sweetest damn guy.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: He is ridiculously nice.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: Jay talked to him about tattoos.
• 43:16
  Speaker 19: For a little bit.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: And about troll too.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: He did not acclaim that one at all, did he?
• 43:23
  Speaker 12: No.
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he talked about Troll for a minute.
• 43:28
  Speaker 19: He said Troll was pretty fun to work on.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, we'll get to that.
• 43:33
  Speaker 19: Yeah, yeah.
• 43:35
  Speaker 7: One of the pictures said, is that from Troll? And
• 43:39
  Speaker 7: he was like, yeah.
• 43:40
  Speaker 19: It's odd because it didn't look like the Troll in Troll.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: It's still a Troll.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: It's still a Troll, but it didn't look like.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: The main Troll.
• 43:47
  Speaker 7: That Troll was off that day.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: I guess.
• 43:50
  Speaker 7: It was still in Troll.
• 43:51
  Speaker 19: He called it sick.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: Back of Troll.
• 43:53
  Speaker 12: Back of Troll.
• 43:55
  Speaker 7: It was Xander's brother.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: That would make sense if you knew Xander's brother was
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: here today.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: Where was he?
• 44:05
  Speaker 19: I don't know.
• 44:06
  Speaker 11: I barely found him.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: I didn't even see Xander.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: I saw Xander.
• 44:10
  Speaker 19: I didn't see his booth.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: I didn't see Xander.
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: I saw.
• 44:12
  Speaker 19: No, wait.
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: I saw Xander's booth.
• 44:14
  Speaker 19: I didn't see Xander's brother's booth.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: Julie Benz walked right past me.
• 44:17
  Speaker 11: I saw Julie Benz.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: It was pretty exciting.
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: I saw Charisma Carpenter.
• 44:21
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: She was tiny.
• 44:24
  Speaker 7: She looks pretty from.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: What I saw.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: She is pretty.
• 44:28
  Speaker 26: She kind of is.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: She looks taller on TV.
• 44:32
  Speaker 19: Everybody looks taller on TV. Come on, Danny Trejo looks
• 44:35
  Speaker 19: like a giant on TV.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they purposely shoot it that way for you.
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: He has to stand on a box.
• 44:41
  Speaker 7: Everybody has to walk on a trench.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know I had to.
• 44:44
  Speaker 7: I was a tiny little man.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: Petite.
• 44:46
  Speaker 7: I wanted to carry him around in my pocket.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: And.
• 44:49
  Speaker 7: He's been awesome.
• 44:51
  Speaker 29: And.
• 44:52
  Speaker 7: Was there anything else?
• 44:54
  Speaker 17: I yelled at a guy.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: I think I was witness to that one.
• 44:59
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: When he bumped into you this morning?
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude. He just started backing up.
• 45:03
  Speaker 19: And I strong-armed him in the back.
• 45:06
  Speaker 7: I yelled, too.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I forget what I said, but I'm sure it was
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: laced with profanities.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: You, I can't imagine.
• 45:12
  Speaker 19: And you were like, watch where you're fucking going.
• 45:16
  Speaker 7: Because he was right... His ear was almost at mouth
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: level at that point. He was just backing up. So
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: I was like... He jerked into awareness, and then Jay
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: came in the back.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Worry about our merry way.
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: Let's set the mood for the rest of the day,
• 45:28
  Speaker 7: because I've been in a pissy-ass mood all day.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, with the exception of Noah Hathaway.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: It was just ridiculously crowded.
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: I don't remember there ever being that many damn people.
• 45:41
  Speaker 7: Marlena would have had a meltdown.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: She wouldn't even be at the damn door.
• 45:43
  Speaker 19: There's probably twice as many people there this year as
• 45:45
  Speaker 19: there was last year.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: There was a lot of people.
• 45:48
  Speaker 11: Last year you just had that one front aisle that
• 45:50
  Speaker 11: was crowded and the back aisle was crowded.
• 45:52
  Speaker 17: This year it was like every aisle was crowded.
• 45:54
  Speaker 11: You at least had a little bit of room in
• 45:57
  Speaker 11: the artist's area because there wasn't a lot of people there.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: But this year the artist's area was packed. That's a
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: lot of people.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: No, and they were all stupid.
• 46:07
  Speaker 29: They don't know how to function in the real world.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: They don't know how to.
• 46:10
  Speaker 7: Survive outside their mom's basement or whatever. But they were
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: just completely oblivious to the world around them. They were
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: just stumbling into people. J-Stuck on a kid.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: Kid should've moved.
• 46:23
  Speaker 14: I know one girl who's ridiculously proud of a little
• 46:27
  Speaker 14: mustache tattoo she.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: Had on her index finger.
• 46:29
  Speaker 7: And she was like showing it off to everyone. Like,
• 46:32
  Speaker 7: you have been on your body for life. Congratulations.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: That one booth is going to make free mustaches. No,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: I didn't see the free mustache food. It was free
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: mustache on like a popsicle stick.
• 46:42
  Speaker 11: I saw some girl walking around with it the whole time.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: I'm so done with that.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: I hate mustaches.
• 46:48
  Speaker 11: Well, just in general. It was barely funny ever, but
• 46:52
  Speaker 11: like it was five.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Years ago, everybody was doing it. It's so not funny now.
• 46:57
  Speaker 14: And now a billion people have it tattooed on their
• 46:59
  Speaker 14: index fingers.
• 47:00
  Speaker 7: And think that they're so cool.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: It's not funny then either.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: Just stop. And girls taking pictures with mustaches is just
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: not funny.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: So girls of the internet, every one of your damn
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Facebook profiles, just delete it, please. Because it's not funny.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: I don't think I have any of those pictures.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: I'd call you out if you did. I don't care.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: It's over.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: Please stop.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I know, because I hate mustaches, so I wouldn't even
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: pretend to have one. Although I do sometimes pretend to
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: have a pink mustache. But I don't take pictures of
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: it or anything.
• 47:28
  Speaker 7: I kind of want a picture of it, actually.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: Then I'll become that person.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: Yep, you will then become that person.
• 47:34
  Speaker 7: If I did it quickly, there was no cameras around.
• 47:37
  Speaker 11: Your paparazzi wasn't following you.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: We saw some, speaking of paparazzi, we saw some.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: Lady Gaga look-alikes today.
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: I called one of them, too, and I thought, dude,
• 47:48
  Speaker 7: I bet one of those is a dude.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: I was pretty sure Lady Gaga was a dude.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: One of them was a girl, one of them was
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: a dude.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: But the Lady Gaga went.
• 47:55
  Speaker 11: Did you say the other one just looked like some
• 47:57
  Speaker 11: random backup dancer?
• 47:58
  Speaker 7: I don't think it was Lady Gaga.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: They were both Lady Gagas.
• 48:00
  Speaker 11: They were at the costume.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Well, rightfully so.
• 48:03
  Speaker 11: The dude knew what he was doing, was decked out,
• 48:05
  Speaker 11: and looked exactly like Lady Gaga. The girl was.
• 48:08
  Speaker 7: There was a nerd guy reaction.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to the Gaga.
• 48:12
  Speaker 23: Sucker.
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: It was a pleased reaction.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: I don't think he.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: Knew that was.
• 48:16
  Speaker 11: No, he just kind of took a double take and
• 48:18
  Speaker 11: was like, yeah.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: All right. And that was all of the.
• 48:23
  Speaker 19: Black leather panties. I couldn't tell what those were.
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: No, they weren't leather. They were black, but they were more.
• 48:30
  Speaker 29: Of a polyester blend.
• 48:32
  Speaker 11: Poly blend.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: Poly blend.
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: The hypoallergenic.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: A good stretch.
• 48:37
  Speaker 11: They may paint your way like a special Gaga edition.
• 48:43
  Speaker 7: That one superhero that was wearing underpants. That one chick,
• 48:46
  Speaker 7: she was wearing like Hanes or something. And she was
• 48:50
  Speaker 7: the one with the blue cape.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: But she had like the red bra and the red.
• 48:53
  Speaker 7: You took her picture.
• 48:54
  Speaker 22: Did I?
• 48:55
  Speaker 7: She was like the Asian girl.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Is that her title?
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: The Asian girl.
• 49:01
  Speaker 7: Her waistband said Hanes. It was like, you're just wearing underpants.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: She's the ghetto superhero.
• 49:07
  Speaker 7: I don't know. It had red flowers on it.
• 49:10
  Speaker 11: It took way too many pictures.
• 49:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I know.
• 49:13
  Speaker 7: He killed the battery on his camera. It was fully charged.
• 49:16
  Speaker 7: He had to commandeer my camera to take pictures.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you gotta take pictures of crazy people.
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: Did anyone figure out what the purple thing was this morning?
• 49:26
  Speaker 27: I never did.
• 49:27
  Speaker 7: We were right next to her.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: I saw her later.
• 49:29
  Speaker 29: I think it was Grimace.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: She did not look like Grimace. Because I kind of
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: like Grimace. That was no Grimace.
• 49:36
  Speaker 7: What did I call her this morning?
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Great babe. I'm so nice.
• 49:42
  Speaker 21: Yes.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: I did get to see one of my favorite artists.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know if anybody knows who he is, but.
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: He was awesome. That's right.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: We didn't even know that he was going to be there.
• 49:57
  Speaker 7: He wasn't on this website?
• 49:59
  Speaker 8: I think this was a last minute deal for him
• 50:01
  Speaker 8: because I don't even think he was aware that he
• 50:02
  Speaker 8: was there. It looked like he pulled out a bunch
• 50:05
  Speaker 8: of prints out of his trunk.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: He didn't want to sell them.
• 50:09
  Speaker 17: He had an art portfolio there which really was kind
• 50:11
  Speaker 17: of odd.
• 50:11
  Speaker 19: It was a portfolio of all original artwork.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: That he had done.
• 50:15
  Speaker 17: All of them priced way expensive, like $ 300, $ 400, $ 900.
• 50:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, one of them was like, this is $ 900. I
• 50:21
  Speaker 7: really don't want to sell this.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: That's what it said on the tag. So yeah, he
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: had like two different prices, and that was it. One
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: of them was some girl walking downstairs, and then.
• 50:33
  Speaker 11: One of them was at the crow.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: So you had to buy one to replace one that
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: somebody used to.
• 50:39
  Speaker 7: Work her way.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:41
  Speaker 11: Well, I saw Gus Fink, who is one of my favorites,
• 50:44
  Speaker 11: and it's really twisted, weird stuff, and somehow it speaks
• 50:48
  Speaker 11: to me very deeply.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: What did I buy?
• 50:51
  Speaker 11: I bought an owl. Why are you looking for an owl?
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: I was going to take you to your backpack.
• 50:56
  Speaker 29: I don't know if you want it.
• 50:57
  Speaker 7: I kind of want to go buy another owl tomorrow,
• 51:00
  Speaker 7: but I'm.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: Not going to be there in time.
• 51:03
  Speaker 26: The owl is in the hotel room.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: It's so cute.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: It was pretty cool, I thought.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I might have to get another one, depending on what
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: time we're here tomorrow.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: They open at 10 in the morning.
• 51:15
  Speaker 12: I think.
• 51:15
  Speaker 29: Lower is coming down outside.
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: It's a lot of rain.
• 51:21
  Speaker 7: We'll park really far away.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Are we ready to go now?
• 51:40
  Speaker 28: I would shut up if I thought that it mattered.
• 51:48
  Speaker 31: That's what it feels like.
• 51:53
  Speaker 28: When you're stitched into this skin. I feel stuck.
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: One minute left to top off the evening with a
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: treat from our snack bar still time if you hurry
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: last call for refreshments folks go right this second to
• 52:31
  Speaker 6: get something good to eat and drink to enjoy now
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: or during the rest of the show Welcome to a
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: night of total terror.
• 52:42
  Speaker 10: That's Mickey Mouse's penis.
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: They don't look to be afraid.
• 52:48
  Speaker 19: They look to be shocked.
• 52:50
  Speaker 31: Here's vagina!
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: Did you see Miley Cyrus' globulous breasts?
• 52:56
  Speaker 21: Night of the Living Podcast.
• 52:59
  Speaker 29: I found more syrup on my pants.
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: There's our adventure in fear.
• 53:04
  Speaker 11: There was, however, a guy using.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: An experience in shock.
• 53:09
  Speaker 19: More shattering than your strangest nightmare.
• 53:12
  Speaker 27: Penetration!
• 53:14
  Speaker 21: Night of the Living Podcast.
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: Ass to mouth is fantastic.
• 53:20
  Speaker 19: Holy shit!
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: That just happened.
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: What's that bad man doing to my donkey?
• 53:25
  Speaker 19: A night of total terror. I can't maintain this level
• 53:30
  Speaker 19: of ridiculousness.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's song.
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: Night.
• 53:45
  Speaker 21: Of the Living Podcast.
• 53:47
  Speaker 31: My mom listens to this show!
• 53:54
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• 53:59
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• 54:02
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• 54:06
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• 54:10
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• 54:23
  Speaker 5: Okay, kids, get out your decoder pins.
• 54:25
  Speaker 11: Set your pins to B2. Here is the message.
• 54:29
  Speaker 26: Next week, we'll be watching Stakeland. If you haven't seen it,
• 54:33
  Speaker 26: you're probably familiar with it. It's from this past year,
• 54:35
  Speaker 26: and it stars Daniel Harris and Kelly McGillis, among others.
• 54:39
  Speaker 26: It didn't get a big release, but I believe it
• 54:41
  Speaker 26: is available on DVD and Blu-ray, so get yourself a
• 54:44
  Speaker 26: copy and watch it, because next week, we and a
• 54:47
  Speaker 26: guest will be discussing Stakeland.
• 54:48
  Speaker 9: Stakeland It's part of your problem, you know. You haven't
• 55:03
  Speaker 9: seen enough movies. All of life's riddles are answered in
• 55:07
  Speaker 9: the movies.
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: And now, on with the show.
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: It's time for Sofa Theater. I'll take care of this.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: Why don't you go play with your sister? Oh, Mom,
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: she's a pain in the ass. Okay, don't play with
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: your sister.
• 55:26
  Speaker 7: Just hold it forward, okay? And keep an eye on
• 55:29
  Speaker 7: your sister.
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd rather watch Star Trek.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Phaser's on dull.
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: You've been trolled, you've been trolled.
• 55:39
  Speaker 12: You have probably been told. Don't reply to this guy,
• 55:44
  Speaker 12: he is just getting a rise.
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: Out of you.
• 55:47
  Speaker 12: Yes, it's true, you respond and that's his cue. Two-star
• 55:51
  Speaker 12: trouble on the double, all these strokes is manly stubble.
• 55:54
  Speaker 12: You've been trolled, you've been trolled, you should probably just vote.
• 55:58
  Speaker 12: When the only winning move is not to play and
• 56:02
  Speaker 12: yet you keep on trying mindlessly replying you've been trolled
• 56:06
  Speaker 12: you've been trolled have a nice day all.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: Right we're back and um misty what are you calling
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: this i don't forgot the sleepy time session yeah then wait.
• 56:15
  Speaker 29: A minute The sleepy time session is another meltdown.
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: We're back at the hotel now. We're all cuddling in
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: bed with our microphones.
• 56:23
  Speaker 29: I got my jammies on. They have kittens on them. Well,
• 56:26
  Speaker 29: the bottom parts do.
• 56:27
  Speaker 20: We're wearing a shirt that says drop dead and has
• 56:29
  Speaker 20: a skull on it.
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: That sounds about right. Yeah.
• 56:32
  Speaker 29: But I love kittens.
• 56:33
  Speaker 19: Your kitten pants.
• 56:34
  Speaker 29: I got my kitten britches on.
• 56:36
  Speaker 19: Kitten britches.
• 56:37
  Speaker 29: Kitten britches. I don't know.
• 56:40
  Speaker 19: What kind of kittens are those?
• 56:42
  Speaker 29: I think they're tabbies.
• 56:44
  Speaker 7: They're great.
• 56:45
  Speaker 8: Well, no, I mean the illustrations are kind of like
• 56:47
  Speaker 8: if anybody, which you probably don't, but if anybody out
• 56:52
  Speaker 8: there has ever seen the child craft books, the illustrated
• 56:57
  Speaker 8: kittens on her pants look like the illustrations out of
• 57:00
  Speaker 8: child craft.
• 57:02
  Speaker 29: It has butterflies, too.
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: Well, that's just crazy.
• 57:06
  Speaker 19: But they're great. They're kittens, and they're chasing butterflies.
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: They're chasing butterflies. Okay, that at least makes sense a
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: little bit, kind of. Just if they were just picking
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: another random wildlife to put on there.
• 57:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they're... How would you describe those kittens?
• 57:19
  Speaker 19: They look kind of frisky.
• 57:23
  Speaker 29: Not ready for bed.
• 57:24
  Speaker 19: No, not ready for bed at all.
• 57:27
  Speaker 29: Those kittens, they're not sleepy.
• 57:29
  Speaker 19: No, they're not sleepy at all.
• 57:32
  Speaker 23: Wow.
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: This is definitely a different round of us. Bedtime theater,
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: which once.
• 57:38
  Speaker 19: Again, you do that equally as much these days.
• 57:41
  Speaker 20: So, I'm kind of afraid to fall asleep, though, because
• 57:48
  Speaker 20: I know Freddy Krueger is probably really close.
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: To us right now. That's true. And I did run
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: into Malcolm McDowell downstairs, so he might come tap, tap, tap,
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: dancing his ass on in here in the middle of
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: the night.
• 57:58
  Speaker 20: Him and Freddy Krueger are going to have some kind
• 58:00
  Speaker 20: of thing going on.
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: Singing in the rain, start kicking in the ribs. That's
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: no way to wake up, let me tell you.
• 58:07
  Speaker 9: No.
• 58:08
  Speaker 29: You did lock the door, right? Or did I lock
• 58:10
  Speaker 29: the door?
• 58:10
  Speaker 19: Yeah, you locked the door.
• 58:13
  Speaker 29: Not that that would stop Freddy.
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: That's true. I told you he's kind of, like, oozing
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: through the wall in a second.
• 58:19
  Speaker 29: Boyfriend held the elevator door open for Robert.
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: England earlier today.
• 58:23
  Speaker 19: It was pretty exciting.
• 58:24
  Speaker 29: He texted me. I was excited for him.
• 58:27
  Speaker 19: There wasn't no Corey moment, but.
• 58:30
  Speaker 29: No Feldman.
• 58:31
  Speaker 19: No Feldman moment.
• 58:32
  Speaker 29: You weren't holding the mace at the time?
• 58:34
  Speaker 19: No, I wasn't.
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: I don't know why. You should be holding a battle
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: mace at all times.
• 58:38
  Speaker 24: Yeah.
• 58:40
  Speaker 29: I think it's illegal in Chicago.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: Probably.
• 58:43
  Speaker 19: Everything's illegal in Chicago.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah. We just do it underground. There's a special door
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: somewhere where we keep all the.
• 58:50
  Speaker 29: A boiler?
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: The illegal gambling and illegal booze consumption. Maces.
• 59:00
  Speaker 19: Lame-ass gun laws.
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: That's another rant. That's a whole different rant. Alright, are
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: we ready to move into the special bedtime edition of
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: Sofa Theater?
• 59:12
  Speaker 22: Sure.
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: This week's Sofa Theater feature is the classic and mentioned
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: earlier troll from our pal. What's your pal's name, Misty?
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: Your favorite bestest friend.
• 59:28
  Speaker 20: He winked at me multiple times, and not.
• 59:29
  Speaker 29: At all in a creepy fashion.
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, last time out.
• 59:33
  Speaker 29: And he scared the bejesus out of me. I forgot
• 59:35
  Speaker 29: to mention that earlier. He grabbed me and startled me.
• 59:37
  Speaker 29: Remember when he snuck up behind me and grabbed my shoulder?
• 59:40
  Speaker 19: Well, it didn't scare me because I had the camera ready.
• 59:44
  Speaker 29: But I was unprepared. I was unawares.
• 59:46
  Speaker 19: He had snuck around his table.
• 59:49
  Speaker 29: Around the transvestite.
• 59:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 59:52
  Speaker 19: It was pretty damn fabulous. I don't remember his name.
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: I don't know his name. Sorry.
• 59:58
  Speaker 29: Whatever it's named. Peaches, I don't remember.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: I think I saw one earlier. It seemed very nice.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: It was in good spirits the whole time. Hold on.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 29: What's the other business card?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 19: It's Miss Fousey.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 29: Not peaches at all.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 19: It's Hello Pineapple, Miss Fousey.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: Pineapple, peaches.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: Pineapple, peaches, Miss Fousey.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 19: Artist, hostess, and entertainer. Chicago, Illinois.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 19: Miss Fousey at MissFousey.com. Miss Fousey was awesome.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: Miss Fousey was very happy, I'm telling you.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: Great.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 29: I liked her a lot better when I realized she
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 29: didn't get the last glossy.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: Picture that I wanted. That would not have been cool. No.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: Miss Fousey stealing your shit. Which one did she get?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 19: She wanted the same one I wanted, but Oh, she
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 19: didn't get it, did she?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 29: No, she did, because they found it was buried in
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 29: a different stack. And I was like, oh, my God,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 29: where did you find that glossy one? She's like, oh,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 29: it was hidden. So then I pouted, and then.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 19: You got her way.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: I guess I got my way.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 20: No, I had to go through all of his photos
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 20: looking for a glossy one, because he's so sweet.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 8: Because, damn it, I don't know if it was that
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 8: he was so sweet, or if he was just not
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 8: going to... Yeah, I wanted you to quit pouting, because
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 8: you were like, I want a glossy one.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 19: And he's like, I don't know if I got any left.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 19: And you're like, I don't want one now. And you
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 19: start stomping the floor.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: I did not stomp my feet.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 19: Shut up. And he was like.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 29: We'll probably leave it that he was nice.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 19: And he's going to pull one off the wall.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 11: Hell yeah.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: All right. So we'll let him tell his story in
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: a minute. But for the rest of the rundown here.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 19: Whose story?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 29: Noah Hathaway.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 25: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 19: I forgot.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: No, the rest of the rundown. The movie, once again,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: is Troll. The year is 1986. Director John Carl Bolcher,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: I guess is how you say that. The plot, according
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: to IMDb, a wicked troll king in search of a
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: mystical ring that will return him to his human form
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 5: invades a San Francisco apartment complex where a powerful witch lives.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 29: I call it bullshit, because that is not what the.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 19: Movie was about. Yeah, not at all.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: What are the odds IMDb has a plot that doesn't
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: match up with the movie you just watched?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 19: Who writes some of these things on IMDb?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: Anybody. Yeah. Anonymous, usually.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 19: Yeah, I'll write a review.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: So, I guess before we get to our take, we
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: can let Noah tell his story.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 27: And then we're kind of going back over Troll this week, too.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: What was that one like? Troll was fun. I mean,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: it was a great cast. You know, they asked me
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: to go and hang.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 24: Out in Italy for, I don't know, four months, and.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: The cast was amazing, so I was like, hell yeah, sure,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: why not?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 27: My favorite, you got top billing.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 27: June Lockhart, Sonny Bono, you're top billing.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: That's not too bad. It's not too bad. It's impressive.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 27: And then, it's only years later, you were the first
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 27: Harry Potter?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and Troll, yeah.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 27: What a weird coincidence, I guess.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: If you can call it that, I guess. Dealing with
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: magic and creatures. Yeah, I know. It's kind of similar
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: in some ways, isn't it?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 27: Oh, and then that's another one.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 11: What was the effects with all the... I mean, you
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 11: did a lot of puppets and stuff on that set.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I love.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 24: My sister's been in special effects for 20-something years, so
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 24: maybe it runs in the family.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: I love all that stuff. You know, it's fun.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 24: It gives you something to act off of also instead
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 24: of just sitting in front of a green screen all day.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 27: That was, I mean, yeah, you were sort of the
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 27: center of that movie, more or less.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 11: What was that? I mean, I guess most scenes, a
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 11: lot of that you're in, was it a harder shoot
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 11: for you just being on set all the time?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 24: No, I mean, that's, you know, Jeff Fahey said something
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 24: really cool to me. We just did this film together,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 24: and he said, you know, you get paid to sit
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 24: around on set and do nothing and.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: You work for free. You know, you act for free.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 24: So that's all part of the, you know, it's all
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 24: part of the gig is to sit around and be
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 24: on set all day long. So, you know, I mean,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 24: like I said, it could be a lot worse.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: I'm not, I will not complain.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 29: He was such a cute little man.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 19: How old was he?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: It's 1986.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 19: How old was he?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: He has to be like 11 or 12. He's the
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: same age as you are.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 6: Is he?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 29: Maybe a little bit younger.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 19: I was going to say he seems a little bit younger,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 19: but I don't know.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: So thank you to Noah for his take on it.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: So now we can go into our thoughts on it. So,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: all right.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 29: It didn't suck.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Here's the thing. I'd seen this one, but it
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: was a long time ago. I think probably like when
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: it first hit video. And that's the last time I'd
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: seen it. And I had it sort of, categorized one
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: way in my head, and when I went back and
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: watched it, it's a totally different type of movie. I mean,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: I was shocked by how much it's just a fantasy movie. Like,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: it's almost like a kid's movie, to some extent, for
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: the most part. Like, if you took out a few
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: key scenes, you could easily market this to kids, and
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: that probably is how it.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 19: Like Sonny Bono kicking the hooker out?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, that's basically, it's like, it was so inconsistent.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: It's like, 90% of it is this goofy kid's fantasy
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: movie that would be fine to play to any little kid.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: And this is my theory that, okay, it's 86. We're
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: just on the wave of PG-13 kicking in. So it's like, oh,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: we finally get to be able to throw some of
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: this other stuff in there. So you get the creepy
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: Sonny Bono character throwing shit around every other word. I mean,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: he constantly is cursing in front of this small child.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: And then, so, I mean, that seemed oddly out of place.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: And then you get all the weird, like, violence and, like,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: gore stuff that they throw in just for the sake
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: of throwing it in because, hey, it's PG-13, we can!
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: Let's do it! So, I don't know, those, some of
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: those scenes seemed, like, weird and out of place. But
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: the rest of it, yeah, I was kind of surprised
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: how much it was, it was sort of, like, almost
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: like a fun fantasy movie. Like, way more than I
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: kind of remembered. Like, I remembered it being sort of
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: a bad horror movie. And then going back and watching it,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: I'm like, it's not even horror at all. It's just
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: a goofy, like, kid's story, like, storybook kind of movie.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 30: I don't know.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: How long would it have been since you guys had
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: seen it?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 29: I've never seen it.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 19: I mean, this is the first time I saw it.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: Hmm. And just, and even, well, I mean, even in general,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: doesn't it seem like over the years it's been marketed
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: more as a horror movie?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 19: Yeah, it has.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 29: Like, I hadn't heard much about it.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 8: I was always told that it was kind of a
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 8: horror movie, like a bad.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 19: Horror movie, but it seemed a lot... I think it
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 19: kind of overshadowed it.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 29: For me as far as hearing stuff about it. I
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 29: don't know.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 8: It did seem like one of those, you know, right
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 8: on the borderline of being a kid's movie.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: It seemed a little more than that, and that's the thing.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: I mean, I kind of remembered it being more of
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: an adult kind of horror movie, and then getting into this,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: I was like, it just felt so much like a
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: kid's movie that they just crammed some other stuff into
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: to try to widen their audience all of a sudden.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 19: An 80s kid's movie.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 8: Not a.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: Not a Disney.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 19: 2011 kids movie.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: A Disney-fied bullshit CGI-filled kids movie.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 30: I don't think his kids had better kid movies. I mean,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 30: I'm just partial, but... Our kids movies didn't suck. They
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 30: weren't as baby-fied and baby-fied.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: As they are now.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's maybe the thing. I mean, looking back, maybe
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: it's not that far removed. Maybe I'm just thinking of
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: more now-type projects that makes it seem a little inappropriate
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: when they work in some of this other stuff. Because...
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: thinking back to the 80's kids movies they were you
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: know you could get away with a lot of stuff
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: and they did and nobody thought twice about it really
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: so I don't know I really.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 20: Didn't expect much going into this movie at all I'm
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 20: like oh this is going to be cheesy this is.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 30: Going to be ridiculous but I was watching it and
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 30: there were some parts I didn't really laugh I thought
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 30: it was actually quite fun it was still cheesy and ridiculous.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 20: But I enjoyed it I guess maybe I was just
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 20: in a really good mood that day.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know well this is what i said to
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: noah it's pretty impressive right off the bat top build
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: how long was he doing i just thought that was
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: kind of cool that over you know june lockhart and
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: sunny bono and all these i mean he's still getting
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: top billing that's that's pretty awesome all right uh do
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: we want to address the fact that he's the first
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: harry potter yeah he's harry potter Actually, his dad would
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: be the first Harry Potter. Well, as the hero of
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: the story, you know.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 29: I was making a connection. He asked the witch lady
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 29: if she would make him.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 19: Oh, that's right.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 29: If she would teach him how to be a wizard.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 30: I told that comic about that to Jay when I
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 30: watched it.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 19: What's her name again?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 11: The witch?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: The witch. june lockhart june lockhart yeah.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 8: It's just me or when she transformed she turned into
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 8: one hell of a cougar.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: Okay well that's he pointed it out that's what's funny
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: is like okay she she transforms from an old lady
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: to a slightly young girl yeah i know i was
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: like it's.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 29: Her daughter who plays the role i know.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 19: But i was like is that the same wow her
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 19: hair looks great and then i was like she's a
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 19: cool wait a minute but.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: It's not like she well first of all I don't
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: understand why I mean we're jumping way ahead but I
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: don't understand why she had to turn like couldn't she
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: just battle them anyway why did she have to turn
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: a little younger and again if you were going to
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: go back in time why didn't she like a 20
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 5: year old version of herself.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 8: Maybe she was a 20 year old version of herself
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 8: because you're kind of in your 80s when.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: That's true I have no idea you.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 8: Know it's like chicks you thought were like wow she
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 8: looks 40 she was really like you know 20 They
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 8: didn't have all that age-defying cream that they got now.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 29: I guess.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: I don't know. But it was weird. It almost made
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: no sense why she transforms anyway. I'm like, okay.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 8: You know, she got tired blood and low iron and
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 8: calcium deficiency in her bones or some.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 19: Shit like that. She's not taking her super cow. Yeah,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 19: she's going to break a hip. She had to go
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 19: back in time.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: I was going to run through some of this. Okay,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: what was their obsession with freaking Rat Burgers? why why
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: would you even write that oh i don't know that
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: sounds like it was a joke i know but like
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: and then the kid just rants about him for like
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 5: 15 minutes yeah what is it i mean wouldn't that
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: again it serves its purpose to the story but like
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: if your child was behaving the way she was in
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: the first 10-15 minutes first of all beat that child
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: And second of all, wouldn't you have her committed by
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: the time she was, like, frothing at the mouth and
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: screaming rat burrs over and over again?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 19: Oh, yeah, no, no, no, it's so cute. She's so cute.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: She's so funny. All of a sudden, for a second,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: she just giggles, and it's like, oh, honey, you're okay.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 19: There's nothing wrong with you mentally.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: It was like straight jack at that child. Oh, then
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: we get to meet the neighbors, and right off the bat,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: Sonny's a jackass.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 19: He is, isn't he?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: Which, it makes me wonder what prompted him to take this.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: I mean, he hasn't, at that point, hadn't done a
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: lot of acting, certainly not movie. I mean, he had
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: his own TV show, but he wasn't really known as
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 5: a film actor, so why he chose to make his
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: big breakout role Troll, I don't know. And then why
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: would you pick this role? Because you're horrible in it. Like,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: you're a terrible person the whole time. I don't know.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: I thought that was so weird. I mean, I like Sonny.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: He's cool and all, but.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 29: But he played the sleazy asshole so perfectly.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: I guess. I mean, it wasn't bad casting. It just
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: seems odd from his perspective to put yourself in this
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: sleazy character and you're iced right off the bat. So
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: that's why I thought maybe he was just doing somebody
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: a favor. He's just, I don't want to be in
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: it long. Just kill me quick. Hurry up. I don't know.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 29: I was more partial to the other neighbor.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 19: Which military guy?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: Crazy guy. Yeah, dude.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 19: He reminded me of Terry off of True Blood. Yeah.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, Terry on True Blood?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 19: He's funny.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 29: I can't remember the guy's name from the movie, though.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, me neither.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Bart? Bart?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't like his name.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 12: Bart?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: Bart. And then we meet Elaine. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 19: I forgot about Elaine.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: Little itty bitty Elaine back when she was... I think
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: this was like her first movie at least this was
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: her first role as a big film star how.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 8: Does she turn into not becoming a hideously deformed creature
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 8: she was a girl the troll.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 29: Wanted to pet that.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 20: Yeah you know I guess he multiplied her and made
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 20: her a wood nymph a.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: Wood nymph she was she was a nymph of some
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: sort I'm multiplying him.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 19: I'm sure Oregon has something to get rid of.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: You've got to pay extra for that, though. It's an
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: extra service charge. The other thing that made me really
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: realize how much it felt like a kid's movie was
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: bringing in the whole Gene Lockhart character. Mrs. Sinclair. She
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: was awesome. She was awesome, actually. The more I watched,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: I was like, no wonder. If I was this kid,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: I'd go hang out at her house, too. She's got
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: cool stuff. She's got weapons on the wall. She's kind
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: of like a creepy old lady. She dresses sort of goth,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: and she curses in front of kids, too. It kind of.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 29: Reminds me of my grandma.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 19: Yeah, kind of.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 29: My grandma wasn't dressed goth. She calls you up and
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 29: yells at you for calling.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 19: Yeah, really. She called me up to.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 8: We're at the convention. She's like, who is this? I
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 8: was like, this is Jay. She's like, why do I
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 8: have your number on my phone? I was like, because
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 8: you called me.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: That's a girl.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 8: Apparently I have a New Haven number, which we don't
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 8: know why. And she couldn't figure out who it was
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 8: that was in New Haven that was calling her who
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 8: she was calling.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 29: She don't put up with no shit.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 19: She does not put up with any shit.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, immediately. Who the hell is this? But yeah, I
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: like that old lady.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 29: Yeah, that was awesome.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: She was the smartest.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: I liked her.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 29: We skipped over one of my favorite scenes. The weird
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 29: musical scene.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: The singing trolls. What the fuck was that?
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 19: I wanted to ask him about that.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: That was a what the fuck moment because as that
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: kicked in I was just like how did this movie
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: get made? Thank you. I just started laughing. I'm like,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 5: once again, now it's kind of awesome, but I'm just like, what?
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 19: Yeah, I had a really puzzled look on my face.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 19: I'm just kind of like, what the hell is going
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 19: on here?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 8: I started thinking maybe Misty snuck some stuff in my drink.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 8: And you were seeing trolls and ghoulies. That's my favorite,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 8: is the people turn into pods.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 5: And it creates a jungle, and then out comes Ghoulies. Yeah.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: It really is, because that guy did the makeup on Ghoulies. So, basically,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: he's using the same design, and then a few years later,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: directed Ghoulies 3. Do you know the subtitle to Ghoulies 3?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 19: Ghoulies 3.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: I'm not making this up. Oh, electrical. No, it's even better.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: Ghoulies go to college. What?
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 19: Is there any Dangerfield in this one?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: Oh, back to Ghoulies go to college. Yeah, so yeah,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 5: that I think is hilarious, Ghoulies go to college. But yeah,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: he directed that, and I think he had done makeup
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: on a whole bunch of those beforehand. So yeah, he
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: really did. It's like it was nothing but Ghoulies and
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: then a miniature little Gilman. Remember the one guy.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 19: That looked like a little creature? Yeah, he did.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: What was that about?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 19: That was awesome.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 8: That was his little homage to the creature.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: He says, like, I really like classic horror, but instead
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: I'm making this crazy-ass troll movie.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 29: Yeah, that whole scene was just phenomenal.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 5: But then, so the Miss Sinclair, like, that part is
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: the part that, like, really feels like you're reading, like,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: a kid's book, almost. You know, like, where the main
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: character kid is talking about the creepy old lady that
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 5: lives upstairs, and then they They're kind of intrigued by her,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 5: and they're going to go up there and try to
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: learn about her. I don't know. That part just really
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: felt very kid's storybook-like to me, which is, I think,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: when I started realizing this isn't a horror movie at all.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: This is just a kid's fantasy movie with some foul
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: language and horror grossness thrown in. And she has a
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 5: mushroom with a face.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 29: Yeah, that was kind of crazy.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 19: Yeah, that was weird.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: That was strange. But again, very magical, just sort of
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: sitting around her house. She's a crazy old magical lady.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 5: That she turns it into a lamp. Or a mushroom.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 29: Lamp head. Have you seen my sister?
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 23: Oh, good.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: Can I come in?
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: I think I'm going to throw up. How can I
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: resist an offer like that?
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 12: Go on in.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 29: The bathroom's on the right.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: All of the apartments are pretty bitchin'. Sonny's bitchin' bachelor pad.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 5: I mean, when you put racing stripes on the walls
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: of your house.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 29: I'm surprised you haven't had to do that yet, Jay.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: And the dragons. You know, you want to put the
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: big gold dragon up there.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 29: I liked his dancing moves that he was doing. Those
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 29: were pretty sweet.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: His seducing the lady moves, or whatever the hell they were,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: or the after play.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: Well it worked obviously you saw that sweet piece of
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: ass he.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 19: Had in there that was the junk shaker.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: Oh lord oh but then you get to the other
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: you get to Duke your favorite guy dude that was
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: his name snakeskin wallpaper is awesome yeah yeah.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 32: I was like did he just have snakeskin wallpaper cause.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: That's fucking awesome that is fucking awesome That I would
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 5: put up there with my dragon on the wall. The
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: racing stripes.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 29: Racing stripes would not go well with your snakeskin wallpaper.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 5: It would try to clash, but it would be so
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: awesome you couldn't argue with it.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 29: I don't know about that.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: I also like that Duke keeps a loaded gun on
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: the wall. Not just that he has guns hanging about,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: but it was loaded.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 29: What's wrong with that?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: You never know when you're going to need it. That's
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: why I keep mine. So then I was going to
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: go into, we meet her little friend, Malcolm.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 29: Malcolm was awesome.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: Malcolm is awesome. He's like the best actor, and I'm
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: not counting the troll makeup. But as actors go, I'm like,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 5: that guy's good. Granted, he's been in a ton of movies,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 5: but it was funny just watching him. I'm like, this
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: guy's actually really good. He should get normal guy roles
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: more often. All they ever do is cast him in
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: crazy troll movies, but.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 29: I told Jay that if Izzy ever brings home a midget, that.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: Would not go over well. Why? You have a problem
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 5: with bringing a little friend over?
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 29: It's just creepy.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 19: We got a little guy that lives in our neighborhood.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 29: Not that midgets are creepy. I just don't.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 19: The guy's cool. I want to be his friend.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 29: You wouldn't feel creeped out if Izzy brought him over?
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 19: If he was hanging out?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 29: If he's hanging out with your kids?
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 6: What?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 29: Never mind.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 5: That would be a red flag. I would be worried.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 19: Well, I mean, they were really hanging out. She just, like,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 19: met him.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: As the movie went on, they kind of are. Yeah,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: they kind of are. The mom and dad didn't know that.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 19: Yeah, but you've got to think about it.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 8: The reason she's hanging out with him is not because
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 8: she's a little girl.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 19: It's because she's a troll.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 19: In a girl's body, thinking that he is a troll.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 29: Her parents don't know that.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 19: Yeah, their parents, back in the 80s, parents were stupid anyway.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 19: They didn't really care.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 8: You let your kids go outside and play all damn day.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 19: You didn't know where the fuck they were, and they
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 19: showed up around dinner time.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 8: You would drop them off with strangers, and they would
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 8: be fine.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: That was going to be one of my main questions
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: about this movie, is who's watching these damn kids?
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: Nobody.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 19: You don't have to.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 5: Back in the 80s, nobody watched you. Not even the
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: little girl, because once again, she was a troll, and
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: she was out of her mind. But even Noah, I'm like...
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: Would you let your young boy go hang out with
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: this old lady? Talk about cougar. I mean, this old
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 5: lady lives upstairs, and he's spending all day there.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 20: And if they'd have been watching her in the first place,
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 20: she wouldn't have ended up getting snatched by a troll
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 20: in the first place.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 29: I know.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 19: Dude, I don't know, man. When I was eight, when
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 19: I was growing up, I was running around the woods.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 19: Did you ever get snatched by a troll? Never got
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 19: snatched by a troll.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 29: Son of a bitch.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 19: I could shoot a gun by the time I was eight,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 19: you know? That's why I never got snatched by a troll.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 19: That's why I never got snatched by a damn troll.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: No, until you were 13, son.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, no, you know, I mean, I was eight, and
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 8: it was one of those things where I had my bicycle,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 8: and my mom locked me out of the house because
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 8: Days of Our Lives or whatever soap opera she was
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 8: watching started, and I was not allowed to come in
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 8: the damn house the whole time she was watching her soaps.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 19: Sorry to stay outside.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 5: Her stories.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 19: Her stories. I had to stay outside.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 8: If you want a drink of water, you drink it
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 8: out of the garden hose. And you got your bicycle.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 8: You want to eat, you eat bugs and berries. And
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 8: I rode everywhere. I mean, my nearest friend lived probably
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 8: about two and a half miles away, so I had
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 8: to ride my bike two and a half miles on
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 8: a road.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 19: You know, I could have got hit by a car.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 19: I could have got snatched.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 5: But, you know. It was a different world.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 19: It was a different world back then.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 5: Obviously, because you let your kid go upstairs with the
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 5: creepy old lady.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 5: But, yeah, that's what I thought was funny was just
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 5: how much, not just one, but both of the kids
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 5: are just hanging out in other people's apartments. I mean,
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 5: if you lived in an apartment complex and the kid
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: downstairs came up and just started hanging out in your house,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 5: wouldn't you be like, It's in my house.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 29: Peepholes are for. I'm opening that door. I can't see somebody.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 5: That's what I was thinking.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 29: I assume they're kids or midgets.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 5: Don't open the door.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 29: Again, I have nothing against midgets. I still don't like kids, though.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 5: That's a given.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 25: That isn't Spot, our pet, Nancy.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 9: That's something that looks like Spot, acts like Spot, even
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 9: smells like Spot.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 5: But in reality, it's a Martian.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 6: You mean.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 11: Our dog is a pod person from the planet Mars.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 5: Okay, I want to watch the pod person movie about
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: Mars that he keeps turning on. Because that looks pretty awesome.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it does.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 29: It's very repetitive.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 5: But they're explaining all the rules to you.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 29: Over and over again.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 5: They did shoot all that themselves, I think. I think
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 5: it is like the band guys, the producer. Yeah, so
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 5: I think they shot all that footage themselves, which is funny. Okay,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 5: I'm assuming if anybody noticed this, how many times did
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 5: he mention Star Trek in this movie? A lot. I
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 5: think like three times.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 29: Actually, that was the first time he said he said
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 29: Star Trek, so.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 5: That didn't count.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 29: Because Star Trek, I would say it was Star Trek.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 5: It might be.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 29: No, I don't think so.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 5: But how come the first time it was almost negative?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: It was almost like it was like... Like he's talking
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: shit about it. Yeah, like it was the worst thing
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 5: he could imagine, and then later he was like a
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 5: big dork and he liked it. So I was like,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 5: this is inconsistent.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 29: When I was a kid, they were usually kind of wishy-washy.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 5: I guess, but it was funny how many times in
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 5: this one, like, hour and a half movie, like, how
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: many times can you work that plug in for Star Trek?
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 29: Can we talk about the creepy pictures of Noah Haskell
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 29: we found on the internet?
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: Would you like to take a creepy Noah Haskell?
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 8: I don't mind you reminding me about those when we
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 8: were talking to him.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 19: That's all I probably would have said.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 33: Now, what he was talking about earlier, I'm talking to him,
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 33: and the reason, I remember, Misty, we were talking about this,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 33: that he had a Facebook page, and then I was like, oh, yeah,
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 33: I was going to message him before he got there,
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 33: but it was just gone.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: And when I was talking to him today, he said
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 5: somebody hacked it. And he was talking about how it
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: was a shame because he'd lost some pictures that he
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 5: had on there. And I'm like, oh, I think I
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 5: know which ones you're talking about.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: Okay, Miss, did you describe your favorite photos you found
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 5: on the internet?
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 29: Dude, they made me feel dirty. I feel like I
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 29: had to take a shower afterwards.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 32: I'm pretty sure, like, the police are going to come
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 32: knocking on my door any day just for looking and
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 32: sending me.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 29: Pictures for a ride.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks, and you forwarded them to me.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 29: I did, dude, totally.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 4: Jerk.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 29: I mean, they are some, like... How old would you
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 29: say he is in these photos?
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's around the same time as this movie, right? So, yeah,
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: 12 or 13, probably.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 29: And he's wearing these, like, Really short.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 19: Bike shorts.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: They're jeans.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 29: I think they're, like, jeans, aren't they?
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 19: Oh, they look like biking shorts, like the old biking shorts.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 4: These were, like.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: They look like just that stuff they used to sell as, like,
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 5: athletic shorts.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 19: That's what I'm talking about. Athletic shorts were, like.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 8: Not bicycle, but it was the brand bike shorts.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 19: Like coaches wore.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the ones that are way, way, way too short.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 19: And it's made out of some weird material. It's not jean.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 19: It looks like jean, but it's, like, polyester.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 19: It's, oh, it's just weird.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 5: They were creepy back in the day.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 29: They were wearing these really, really tight, short shorts.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 19: White shorts.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 24: White.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 20: And there's a pose of him, like, on the bed.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 5: And there's several poses on the bed. Those creep me out,
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 5: by the way. Why did you make me look at those?
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 29: One of them laying on his stomach, kind of gazing long.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 5: Over his shoulder with his ass.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 29: No.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 19: What kind of kid pictures are these? Dirty, like, pedophile pictures.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 12: Wow.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 5: I don't know. These Hollywood producer guys or whatever photographer
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 5: they hired, I don't know.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 32: Of course I saw them. I was looking for pictures
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 32: on eBay. I wasn't specifically seeking out strangers. I was
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 32: looking up Noah Hathaway on eBay to see if there
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 32: was anything like anything.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 29: Cool stuff on there to purchase. And I found these
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 29: pictures and I'm like, oh my god, Jay, you have
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 29: to look at these.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 8: And of course, you know, I'm sitting off of Motorcycle
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 8: Land and looking at parts on eBay and shit like that.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 29: And then I show you parts.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 8: And, you know, that's not the kind of parts I
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 8: want to see.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 19: You know?
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 5: Got suckered in on that one, too.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 29: And it was just, yeah, it was.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 19: That's what I told her. I was like, you better
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 19: quit looking at that. The FBI is going to come
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 19: get you.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 29: I never said it on eBay. I wasn't looking at
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 29: pity porn.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 5: I don't know. It's a fine line, though. Those pictures
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 5: are scary.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: They are.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 19: Of course, I.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 29: Had to forward them on to Brian.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 8: I mean, there's no nudity in them or anything like that,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 8: but there's very, very, very suggestive posing.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 5: Creepy.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 5: I feel bad for Noah just knowing that they're out there.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 29: And of course Jay's like, dude, you should print one
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 29: of those out and.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 19: Have him sign it. Because I'm a bastard like that.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 5: Then I said it would be so much cooler if
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 5: you asked him to sign it, Jay. Yeah, can you
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 5: sign right here?
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 29: Sign right across your ass.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 19: I'm not creepy enough to pull that off.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Brian, let's do it to you.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 19: Wait a minute.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 5: I'm like a young boy. Anyway, so I don't know.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 5: Was there any more to the creepy photo story?
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 29: No, that was about it. That's all about the creepy photos.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 5: Hopefully, you're not out there buying them, people, because they
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: were creepy. Yeah, Noah, I feel sorry that you had
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 5: to take those photos. Some producer or agent made you
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 5: do it. Creepy. Okay.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 29: He's not going to listen to this and be traumatized,
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 29: is he?
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 9: Probably.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 5: I don't blame him. I would have been traumatized by
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 5: those photos, too.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 32: That's not like bringing up repressed memories or something.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 19: I don't know.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 8: It was probably one of those things that at the
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 8: time happened and he probably didn't really, I mean, you're
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 8: a kid and you don't know.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 19: And then now you look back at it and you're like, man,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 19: what the fuck, dude? This guy took pictures of me? God,
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 19: I want to kick his ass.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 23: You know?
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 5: And now he could.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 19: Yeah, yeah, he could.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 4: Awesome.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 19: But, I don't know. I don't know, though, because back
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 19: then it was the 80s. I got pictures of.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 29: Are there pictures of you in those short shorts?
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 19: Yeah, actually there is. Tight ones? Yeah, tight ones. Little
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 19: tight biking shorts.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 5: I'm sure I have.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 19: Half cut off mesh jersey.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 5: I think about some of the clothes they gave me
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: as a kid.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 19: You wore that back then.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 29: Did you pose like that?
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 19: No, I was climbing fake mountains.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 5: I was riding my my Evel Knievel bike.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 8: Around yeah you know you did stuff like that I
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 8: don't know now it's it's more at home at like
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 8: kind of a gay club.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 19: But how did that happen you.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 5: Know and why did it switch where now if people
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 5: saw that with their kids they would freak out I
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 5: know but like I mean you wouldn't even thought twice.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 8: In the 80s about something like that I mean guys
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 8: went to school with like you know shit like that.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah it's very strange this didn't make any sense to
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 5: me Very strange.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 19: I got a picture of me in Boy Scouts like that.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 8: Big old huge trucker Boy Scout cap and little half
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 8: cut off football jersey t-shirt.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 29: Why am I not doing these pictures?
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 8: Because they're buried somewhere deep far in that big pile
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 8: of junk in my dad's basement.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 29: You hit him there on purpose.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 19: I didn't have to do any hiding. His junk does
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 19: all the hiding. Wait a minute. There's too much crap
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 19: in his face.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 5: This is getting creepy in a whole different way now.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 19: Yeah, lots of kind of junk, Misty.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 5: Creepy. Yeah, I think it's still creepy for you to
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 5: go back and look at him now. Even though you're
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: with him and he's of legal age now.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 5: I don't think it makes it any less creepy for
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 5: you to go look at those photos.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 29: I'm not going to look at him like that.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 19: Ooh, hey, baby, look at that.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 29: I'm like, look how retarded you look.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 5: I don't know. It's a fine line. Okay, have we
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 5: worn out the creepy photos there?
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 29: I think so.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 19: I'm sorry, man.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we all feel bad. That those photos exist. So, okay,
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 5: back to the troll. So, is it just me, or
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 5: is the troll a complete and utter jackass the entire
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 5: rest of the movie, but, like, anytime he's around Malcolm,
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 5: he's kind of cool. Like, all of a sudden, I mean,
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 5: usually he's the little girl, but, like, When he is
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 5: talking to him, he becomes like a regular person and
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 5: he can have a conversation.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 19: Wait, which one's Malcolm again?
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 5: The little guy.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 19: Because it's his buddy.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 5: I know, but.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 29: He has a connection to him.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 5: But seriously, like he's such an asshole. The rest of
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 5: the movie, like you can't stand him the rest of
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 5: the time.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 19: Because everybody else is human.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 5: I don't like humans either. I'm just like, as a movie,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 5: it's so imbalanced. I'm just like. I, like, through most
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 5: of this movie, I'm like, man, I hate this guy,
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 5: he's kind of the villain, let's get rid of him,
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 5: come on, Noah, go, you know, kick his ass, and
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: then you get those scenes with him and Malcolm, and
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 5: it's just like, he becomes kind of, all of a
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 5: sudden you lose your villain, and I'm like, wait, I
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 5: don't hate him now, he's not a complete jackass now, like,
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 5: he's got some plan, and he's trying to, you know,
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 5: make things great for all the little people of the world,
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 5: or whatever, and.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 33: I don't know.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 19: Because that guy's dying of something.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 5: I don't remember what it was.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 19: That's the other part.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 5: All of a sudden, then it gets like this bittersweet
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 5: moment of, oh, look, he's trying to help him. And
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 5: I'm just like, wait, we hated this guy a few
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 5: minutes ago. Why now are you trying to have these
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 5: redeeming qualities in this creepy little troll bastard?
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he turned him into a tiny little.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 19: pan troll fucking thing.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 4: Go boy.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 5: It was weird, because it was just recognizable enough that
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 5: it didn't kind of look like him.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 5: It was weird. Yeah, strange.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 19: It is weird that the, I mean, the whole point
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 19: of most.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 5: Of the movie is let's turn this apartment building into
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 5: a fantasy realm. Like, that's kind of the whole movie.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 5: All he does is stab people and turn everything into
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 5: like a jungle thing. for fantasy creatures to roam about
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 5: i don't know it's a weird plot really for a
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 5: movie i.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 30: Forget what their whole reasoning behind it was it each
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 30: part is that each room they took over and once
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 30: he converted once the entire building was converted over it
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 30: would become like a permanent passageway to fairyland.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 5: Or something like that yeah i.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 20: Don't know i didn't say it makes sense i'm just.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah whatever It's just weird. That was pretty much the
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 5: bulk of the story. Like, every new scene, it was
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 5: just him claiming, completely conquering the next apartment in the complex.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 5: Very strange. Now, I'm trying to remember, was it during
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 5: the story of the old lady, the Miss Sinclair, telling
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 5: the story that she used the phrase, rebel fairies? Because
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 5: I decided that needs to be like an awesomely bad
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 5: metal band.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 5: Rebel fairies. I don't know. I'm pretty sure she used
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 5: that phrase.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 29: Flame at connection.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 5: I'm like, rebel fairies. There's just something odd about that
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 5: whole phrase. And then she gets turned into a talking
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 5: tree stump.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 29: Don't you hate when that happens?
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 5: Once again, a very fantasy-oriented movie. This is just not
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 5: the movie I remembered or expected going in. It's just
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 5: such a weird fantasy movie.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 5: I mean, hell, even in there, they put the princess
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 5: in a glass coffin. I mean, really, it's straight out
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 5: of Snow White. It's kind of funny.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 29: I can go on my nerves.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 5: Which the little bratty child.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 29: Yeah, even before she was a troll, I didn't like her.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she was kind of already obnoxious. You get to
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 5: that end there, and you've got him battling this beast.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 5: That's the way to save thing is the heart of
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 5: Turok's universe or whatever she tells him, and he has
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 5: to go destroy it. So if you could create a
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 5: monster or heart or whatever that's controlling your whole universe,
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 5: why wouldn't you make it smart enough to not eat
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 5: the princesses?
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 29: Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 5: I mean, he's what's controlling his whole universe. She's the
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 5: key to the whole plan. Why would the monster then
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 5: go eat the princess? Why would he try to attack
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 5: the princess? That is the whole reason. I mean, you
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 5: created him. You should have instilled in him the protect
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 5: her at all costs. Or, like, yeah, I don't know.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 5: I thought that was, again, like that last wrap-up just
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 5: sort of made no sense of, here, we need this
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 5: to go horribly wrong. Because it would make sense if, like,
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 5: Noah was trying to kill him with the spear. But
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 5: in the end, it ends up the troll does to
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 5: save the princess. But I'm like, this was your monster.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 29: There's a lot of things in this movie that don't
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 29: make sense.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 11: I guess.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 29: Don't dwell on that one. We could dwell more on
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 29: the singing than that one.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 5: Okay, explain that one to me.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 29: There is no sense to that one. Some things in
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 29: this movie just don't make sense. You could sit and
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 29: try to make sense out of them, but that's not
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 29: going to happen. You cannot sense-ify this movie.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 5: That may be the case.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 29: I was kind of glad that the kids share the
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 29: same room, too.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that's illegal, isn't it? I'm pretty sure
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 5: a boy and girl can't share the same room. I
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 5: think if you're of the same gender, you can double
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 5: or triple up on them, which to me still kind
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 5: of sucks, but that's just because I don't want to
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 5: room with any other little bratty kid. But yeah, I
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 5: thought officially you really weren't legally supposed to put boys
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 5: and girls in the same rooms. I don't know if it.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 29: Was an official matter. It just kind of creeped me out.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 5: I think it is. I'm sure today it probably is
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 5: an official matter. Maybe, again, the 80s relaxed. Maybe you
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 5: could get away with that then.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 11: I guess.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 29: Yeah, that part creeped me out. Oh, man.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 5: Anything else in general? We're, I guess, kind of running
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 5: through most of it here.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 23: So what else?
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 5: What was your final take on it, Misty?
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 29: I liked it a lot more than I thought I would.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 5: I kind of did, too. I have to agree.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 20: I kind of had low expectations. I mean, as much
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 20: built up as I've heard for Troll 2, I'm like,
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 20: this movie's going to suck. But it's not going to
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 20: have the epic suckage of Troll 2. So I went
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 20: into it, and I'm like, okay, I'll just watch it.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 20: It's got to know it half the way. We're going
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 20: to see him at a convention.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 29: We'll watch more than one of his movies.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 4: And I figured it was easier to watch that than
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 4: try to pack in all of Battlestar Galactica.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 29: So, yeah, I actually really ended up liking it. I
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 29: liked it better than I liked the one with the shotgun. So, yeah,
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 29: I gave it two thumbs up, surprisingly enough. How about you, boyfriend?
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 12: What?
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 19: What?
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 20: What is your overall feeling on the movie?
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 23: I liked it.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 19: It's good.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 5: I wish that this was the thinky time version. Again,
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 5: I had seen it, but it had been so long ago,
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 5: about the only thing I remembered, well, that Sonny Bono
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 5: was in it for one thing, but other than that,
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 5: I also remembered that it had that troll in it,
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 5: and the troll was kind of a jerk, and I
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 5: remember not liking the troll the whole time, and that's
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 5: sort of what I took from it, and forgot pretty
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 5: much all the rest of the plot. So, yeah, once
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 5: you take, I mean, because he's still watching it, and
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 5: he's still a jerk the whole time. I still don't
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 5: like that troll character, which is funny, because it's played
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 5: by the same character, it's the same actor as Malcolm,
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 5: and he's really good as Malcolm, so why he comes
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 5: off as such a terrible, I don't know, it's weird,
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 5: but aside from that, it's like you take that creepy
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 5: character out of it and it's kind of an interesting
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 5: little fantasy movie it's a lot more fun than I
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 5: remembered it's a lot more fun if you can get
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 5: past some of the cheesiness of it and just sort
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 5: of watch it it's more fun than I expected going
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 5: back into it and here's what's really funny I'm not
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 5: sure if you're aware of this but when you look
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 5: it up online it's listed as in pre-production for a
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 5: troll remake in 2012 oh no But it's actually the
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 5: original director himself is going back and redoing his own property.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 5: So it's not like they're handing it off to some
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 5: Platinum Dunes loser, which, hell, who knows, it could still
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 5: end up going there. But, I mean, the fact that
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 5: it is the same director, it's kind of.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 29: There's no half of it in it?
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 5: I would hope they would at least bring him back
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 5: to do something.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 29: He'd be the dad.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 29: I want to see him rock out like that guy.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, I got... Dads in sweaters and chinos don't
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 5: need to be rocking out in their living room, by
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 5: the way. That's just a general rule. It creeps everybody out.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, I don't know.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 5: Does Noel fit the dad in chinos rule? He seems
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 5: too cool for that now.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 29: That's gotta be a twist, you see. He'd be the
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 29: kick-ass dad.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 5: I guess.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 29: He's a tattooed dad.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 5: Oh, maybe he can be the Sonny Bonobor. No. He
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 5: can be like, hey, ladies. He can wink at him
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 5: and bring him into his racing-striped apartment. Hmm. I haven't
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 5: seen that.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 6: That'd be fun.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 5: I'd fall for that. I'd see. I thought you'd eventually
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 5: come around to that. That would be a fun little
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 5: spin on it, actually. You obviously can't get Sonny to
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 5: come back anymore, so, yeah.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 29: Why haven't you made any movies?
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 5: He's slacking off, that's why.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 29: Don't they just make you so sad?
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 5: Yes, it does. So, yeah. That could be interesting, yeah.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 5: Bring Noah back in to do the... Do the bachelor,
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 5: sleazy bachelor guy.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 29: Or they could bring him in and he could be
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 29: the wizard. The lizard instead of the witch.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 5: That could be too.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 29: And the troll could be a chick. See, I'm fucking
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 29: your shit all up.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 30: I am taking your world, putting it on the other end.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 5: You're just really mixing it up because it wouldn't even
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 5: be the old lady that lives upstairs. It'd just be
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 5: that cool dude with a mohawk that lives there. Dude, seriously.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 29: Then I'd be hanging out there all the time.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true. You're huge. Your mom would wonder what
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 5: you were doing upstairs all day. Oh, wait, now I know.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 5: Making time with Noah. All right, is that it for
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 5: you for a troll? All right, well, once again, we
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 5: liked it a little more than expected, and it's definitely
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 5: a lot more fun knowing that Noah had fun making it,
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 5: and seems to still think it's pretty fun to watch now, so.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 5: I think that will wrap up Troll, and I think
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 5: we will wrap up this week's episode. So, since everybody's
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 5: falling asleep here anyway.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 29: Yeah, come get your microphone off my belly.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess so. Turn off all the lights while
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 5: you're up. Nice. Real nice.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 5: Otherwise, that about does it. We will return next week
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 5: with more exciting adventures from the con here. No telling
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 5: what we'll get into, but we'll see how that goes.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 5: All right, we will return next week. Same geek time,
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 5: same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: Good night.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 5: Good night.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 29: Good night from Jay, who's asleep.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 5: I guess you don't necessarily have to go to sleep
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 5: listening right now, but we're going to sleep, so good night.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 29: Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 29: And if they do, just throw your shoe and say,
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 29: I don't want to sleep with you. Good night.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 5: Wow. Where's a troll we need?
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 23: They look like big, good, strong hands, don't they? I
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  Speaker 23: always thought that's what they were.
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  Speaker 31: This isn't who I am From confidence to self-doubt In.
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  Speaker 28: 60 seconds Storming stages and stereos.
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  Speaker 2: From here to.
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  Speaker 31: There Trying to prove that I belong Trying to win approval.
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  Speaker 28: People that I don't know.
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  Speaker 31: Than trees so I mean what I say.
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  Speaker 29: Is it just this disease.
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  Speaker 2: Where I never go.
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  Speaker 31: Home never telling the truth how this life.
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  Speaker 28: Feeds away admitting I'm fake and I'm questioning whether this
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  Speaker 28: whole thing was worth it to die for.
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  Speaker 5: And all I like children.
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  Speaker 10: This show is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and
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  Speaker 10: edited by Brian Renfro, with opening music performed by The Empires.
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