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2102 - Age Inappropriate (s1e1) "Mind the Gap" with Keisha · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:16
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It is Mugshot Monday,
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: except no mugshots yet this week, not that we know of.
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  Speaker 2: Now, by the next episode, every one of them could
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: have a mug shot.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: It is we TV we're talking.
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  Speaker 3: About exactly here you go, all.
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: Right, guys, this is age inappropriate as the show we're covering.
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: So this is the show that took over Love After
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: lock Up. We know for eight weeks, and then we
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: know for eight after that we're getting the relationship rehab. Yes, yes,
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: and then hopefully Love After lock Up will come out
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: come back. But Keisha and I had a little chat
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: on text, and Keisha's review of the show was I
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  Speaker 1: didn't hate it.
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  Speaker 3: I said, it wasn't horrible, yes, uh huh.
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  Speaker 2: But but you know, this is Polly had us fulled
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: for a couple of episodes as well, and it just
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: it was it was a it was a dumpster fire
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  Speaker 2: try the end of it. So, I don't know. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not skied by any of the people that I've seen
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  Speaker 2: thus far, well one person.
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  Speaker 1: A little bit, but I am I'm by all of them,
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  Speaker 1: uh huh, just one of them, just one of them.
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  Speaker 2: I think I think the whole collective is skived by
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  Speaker 2: this one person.
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh.
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: So we'll we'll see when we get there. But Kimberly
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: of a Date with Dayline, my other co host here,
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  Speaker 1: she said she has some suggestions because we can't say
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: mugshot Monday. So first I said molester Monday, and then
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: we said maybe that's a bridge too far.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe for some people, but after watching the episode, it
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  Speaker 2: should totally have that name.
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: But yeah, we don't want to.
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: We don't want we don't want to get any bad reviews.
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  Speaker 3: We don't want them to talk about our hair, you know, so.
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: Please, this is what Kimberly suggested. She suggested motherly love Monday.
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: I don't like that one, mature love Monday. No, I
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: don't like that one man eating Monday. That's got a
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: little it's all right, mouthy Monday.
• 2:27
  Speaker 3: No, that sounds like she's talking about us.
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: I feel like I feel offended.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like those two mouthy bitches over there.
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: And moronic Monday, which of course could just be any
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: Monday of anything we cover.
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: I saw someone and one of the groups saying December Monday.
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  Speaker 1: May, December Monday is pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: I thought that one was pretty good. I can't I
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  Speaker 2: remember if it If it was you, I apologize. I
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  Speaker 2: can I remember your name, but I saw it in
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  Speaker 2: one of the groups it was made to.
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  Speaker 1: Simber mondays, Okay, if that was you, please let us
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  Speaker 1: know and we will give you credit because we don't
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  Speaker 1: want to. We definitely can't take credit because we didn't
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  Speaker 1: come up with that. That was good one.
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  Speaker 3: That was good one, I think too.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so let's get started. I'm going to pull the
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  Speaker 1: pictures up of the people as we go, because it's
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: it's the beginning and we always forget. I think I
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: would remember, but you never know. Sometimes I'm like, who
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: who are these people?
• 3:30
  Speaker 3: We're gonna go three episodes in before I know these people's.
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: Oh I know, we'll be on episode forty two of
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: Love Is Blonde. You'll be like, which one's that. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: that's the one that had the brother that died in
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: the car accident. I can't say, oh yeah, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: As of this moment, we still don't have Love as
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  Speaker 1: Blind screeners, but we will be putting out our episodes
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: next week. Even though we don't have screeners right now,
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: we have been in contact with the good people at
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  Speaker 1: Netflix who are going to provide them, so that will
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  Speaker 1: be coming out any minute, any second. But right now
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna focus on this new show. So yeah, Age Inappropriate,
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  Speaker 1: Season one, Episode one, Mind the Gap is the title. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna start with Tiny Sha age thirty three and
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  Speaker 1: doctor Eric seventy four, now thirty three and seventy four.
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  Speaker 1: They are forty and a half year's difference. Okay, so gross,
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  Speaker 1: it's gross here they are here, they are She acts
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  Speaker 1: like he looks like Denzel Washington. I he looks like
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: a broke down Barack Obama to me.
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  Speaker 2: So here's a situation where the person that we're not
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  Speaker 2: supposed to like, which is the doctor, right, I actually
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  Speaker 2: like more than the other person. Yeah, she came in
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  Speaker 2: looking like Tony Braxton from her first album.
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  Speaker 1: She is a beautiful woman. I'm gonna give her that
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  Speaker 1: as she is.
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  Speaker 2: But I tell you what, when she walks, when she talks,
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  Speaker 2: she looks like the fourth member of TLC. When I creep,
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  Speaker 2: so I creep. I mean it is like a malely tomboy.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't get it at all, and she's quite annoying
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  Speaker 2: to me. I don't like her at all.
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  Speaker 1: She is thirty three Kisha, and he is seventy four.
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  Speaker 1: When she was born, he was almost too old to
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  Speaker 1: have a baby, forty and a half years old.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know, as the episode went on, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: all the things that she does not like about him
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  Speaker 2: are things that I like.
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  Speaker 1: I can date it. I like that.
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  Speaker 2: I like doing that too. Hey late check, sure this
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  Speaker 2: is not gonna last.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no. I can't believe he married her,
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  Speaker 1: Like that's what's shocking. Okay, So she's thirty three, he's
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: seventy four. They live in New Orleans. Yeah, that's right, Orleans.
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  Speaker 1: I know you love New Orleans. So we open with
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  Speaker 1: her Tinysia, working out by a pool. She says, my
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: name is Tanysia. So there's you know, they do these
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  Speaker 1: opening things. She has to be like, Hi, I'm Barry Payne,
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  Speaker 1: I'm fifty seven, I'm a podcaster, I love the beach
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  Speaker 1: and love my family. You're supposed to like do like that.
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  Speaker 1: But she goes, Hi, my name is Tanysha. I'm a
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  Speaker 1: young hot wife.
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  Speaker 3: Because that's all she's got going for her, does she?
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  Speaker 2: That girl has a bird bring she There's not a
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  Speaker 2: lot of thought going on behind the eyes.
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  Speaker 1: I think she just wants to be an influencer, don't you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but you cannot be an influencer with a lackluster personality.
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  Speaker 1: I think she knows how to take a real good picture.
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  Speaker 1: And she looks very different with all the different hairstyles.
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  Speaker 1: She's like a very different person.
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  Speaker 3: She did, she did, Yes.
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  Speaker 1: So she says, I'm a young, hot wife and I
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  Speaker 1: don't need any fuck boys because I have a daddy.
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  Speaker 3: Yay.
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  Speaker 1: They met at a grocery store.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe she should have said I have a sugar daddy,
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  Speaker 2: not just a daddy. She says, there goes that molester
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  Speaker 2: Monday right there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, exactly. They met at a grocery store. He's
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: a nephrologist, so he's a kidney specialist. He and she
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: looks at him, and he goes, you're a housewife, and
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: she goes, okay, I'm a housewife. I mean not a
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  Speaker 1: good one.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So she says, I've always attracted older men because of
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: how I carry myself. I was attracted to Eric because
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: he's a silver fox, and who wouldn't want someone very stable?
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: You know? I also really loved when I met him
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  Speaker 1: how much he took care of his mother. Do we
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: see this picture of doctor Eric and Tanisha and his
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  Speaker 1: very elderly mother who was one hundred when they met,
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  Speaker 1: and she has face tuned the shit out of doctor
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  Speaker 1: Eric in this picture. She did.
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  Speaker 2: And after seeing that picture and listening to her talk
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  Speaker 2: about his mom, I think she has like an old
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  Speaker 2: people fetish. She because I'm sorry, I do not want
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  Speaker 2: to live with a man and he's a one hundred
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  Speaker 2: and one year old mom.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't God bless a hundred.
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  Speaker 3: I mean that is a blessing, but like that is
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  Speaker 3: not appealing to.
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  Speaker 1: Me, he says. You know, when I think when I
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  Speaker 1: met Tanysha, my mom was one hundred. Now can you
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  Speaker 1: imagine that mom is like I've got this boy to
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  Speaker 1: age seventy four, he's on his fifth wife, and this
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  Speaker 1: girl is thirty three.
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  Speaker 3: I just we have heard of big age gaps.
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  Speaker 2: This is a weird age gap because we're used to like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: a twenty two year old dating a forty year old,
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  Speaker 2: or we're used to like a forty year old who's
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  Speaker 2: dating someone who's ninety nine and on his way out.
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  Speaker 3: This is a weird gap right here, the.
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  Speaker 2: Thirty three seventy four because he's still got some good
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  Speaker 2: years in him, but it's still very old, Like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: why why you could have waited like twenty more years
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  Speaker 2: and day and I got all of his money.
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  Speaker 3: He seventy four, He says.
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  Speaker 1: At some point he just likes to day younger women
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  Speaker 1: because he's just not attracted to older women. And that's fine,
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  Speaker 1: but you could find a hot fifty eight year old
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  Speaker 1: that would still be hot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, this is bad.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm talking head. He goes, I was married four times,
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  Speaker 1: and the producer says, so why did you get divorced
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  Speaker 1: so many times? And she goes cheating, and then they
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  Speaker 1: both just laugh and laugh and are talking head. She goes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm the fifth wife and hopefully those cheating days are over.
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  Speaker 1: But we'll see I was not caring one.
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  Speaker 3: No, she doesn't because she thinks she's like hoping.
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  Speaker 2: She's like watching father time, talking to him like how
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  Speaker 2: much time?
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  Speaker 3: How many more times are the fuck this guy before
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  Speaker 3: he's dead?
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  Speaker 1: You know, he's seventy four. It still works. His mother,
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  Speaker 1: his mother was kicking it at one hundred.
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  Speaker 3: You picked the wrong family, girl. Yeah, they live to
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  Speaker 3: be quite old in this family. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: That is crazy. So they're in their kitchen and they're
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  Speaker 1: chatting about ordering food to go because she was like,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. She goes like, I didn't make any breakfast
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: because you didn't go to the grocery store. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you go to the grocery stores? He was like,
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  Speaker 1: you're not doing anything. She sounds like me, well, what
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  Speaker 1: you do things?
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  Speaker 2: And I I, yeah, I do, and I order the groceries.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, yes, And so she goes, you hadn't gone
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  Speaker 1: to the grocery store. He goes, what you should have
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: gone to the store. She says, I forgot about it.
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: And she goes, let's just talk about things. When are
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: you going to retire? And he goes, well, I work
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: because my salary pays for our lifestyle. And I have
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  Speaker 1: to imagine he's got those two kids and those four
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  Speaker 1: eggs wives, and he cheated on all of them. I
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: imagine he is paying some alimony somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: That's why he's still working, because you can't afford not to.
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  Speaker 2: It has nothing to do with the lifestylidies currently living.
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  Speaker 2: Is all that shit he did in his past?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? He laughs. He goes, you're gonna work and she's
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: like huh. And the talking head. She says, my name
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  Speaker 1: is not on any of our homes, nor is it
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: on his will. He has two daughters and they don't
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  Speaker 1: like me. I wonder why, and we have no prenup
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  Speaker 1: and from the outside it looks great, but it's not
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  Speaker 1: your typical marriage.
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  Speaker 3: Long have they been married?
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  Speaker 1: Not long?
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, not long?
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: So I don't know what the laws are in Louisiana.
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: So somebody could let us know about, like how long
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  Speaker 1: it is until it's considered you're going to get half
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  Speaker 1: unless he specifically writes in his will. You know, everything
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  Speaker 1: goes to my daughter's nothing goes to my current wife,
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: nothing goes to my ex wives.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I'm willing to bet that's what his will says.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: No matter what, even if he has two wives after her,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And the talking Eddy says, Tanysha is not very responsible
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  Speaker 1: with finances, so I work hard for my money and
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  Speaker 1: so no, I don't want her just to be frivolous things.
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  Speaker 3: So no, she's not even responsible enough to go to
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  Speaker 3: the grocery store.
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: She has the option to spend every day furnishing this
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: giant lake front, and does it take the opportunity to
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: do like I.
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  Speaker 3: Would love that. That would be like my dream come true.
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: Like well, okay, yes, this is what I was born
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  Speaker 3: to do.
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: You're giving to be a blank check and you're saying,
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: furnish this mansion however you want to. And that bitch
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: went in there like Helen Keller and decorated that house.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, my whole thing is hire a designer who
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: can really blend because he really likes antiques and she
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: likes modern You can get a designer to go in
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: there and blend your styles and really help you, and
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: she could be the project manager. It's just so easy.
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: So she's she's lazy.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: So that's why I think she just wants to be
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: an influencer. I think she just wants to put on
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: cute clothes and take pictures.
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  Speaker 2: Well, shit, could we at least see her do that,
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: because we haven't even seen her do that.
• 12:58
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• 13:00
  Speaker 1: things are starting to happen. Okay, our skin loses some
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: glow elasticity, Your hair and nails have a little bit
• 13:06
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  Speaker 1: sent you. So now they're driving to this furniture store
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  Speaker 1: and you know, he almost has an accident and he
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: doesn't know what the ox is and he goes, you know,
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: you got to get put on ox. She got to
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  Speaker 1: put on ox, and he goes, I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: that means. And she goes and he goes to the
• 15:52
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  Speaker 1: that is what it means.
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  Speaker 3: It is. That's an exact definition of what it is.
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  Speaker 1: She just know. She's like, oh, okay, I just thought
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  Speaker 1: it was called the ox. She probably thought it spelled ox.
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  Speaker 1: And then she goes, I really, oh, there's this concert coming.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: I really want to go, say future, and he goes,
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know here people into him still. She goes, oh,
• 16:12
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• 16:14
  Speaker 1: play him on the radio? Then he tries to talk
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: about a book he's reading about his favorite topic topic,
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: which is the jfk assassination, and he goes, it was
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: so interesting. You aren't interested in that. She's like, I
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: don't even know how to spell ox.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Like no, she was like JFK KFC who who AFC.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: So they're talking about how they have these two homes,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: the one they live in now and then the new
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: dream house that they have bought two years ago.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know why they need that big house.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Well, maybe there are a lot of great kids. Maybe
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: he thinks she's going to have a baby. This is
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: just I don't know. This is just his dream home.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: So he wants her to decorate the new home and
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: she's like, well, we're working on it. We're working on it.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: So they go to the guy at the desk for
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: no reason. This is not the kind of store where
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: somebody walks around other than for him to insult them. Yeah,
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: and the production has said, oh, we have two people
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: coming in that are decorating, so why don't you ask them?
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: So the guy at the desk says, oh, are you
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: decorating your daughter's new apartment or something? And he says no,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: this is my wife. And he laughs and says it's oh,
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: it's made December, and she goes, I guess what does
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: that mean?
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: She has not a clue.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Doctor Eric is very into antiques, she's into contemporary style.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: She's embarrassed that he measured the coffee table.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: That's what a man is supposed to do.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: You're supposed to take a measuring take with you to
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: see if the shit will fit at your house.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: She saysn't know how to count, that's why she doesn't
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: understand them. Do you know how much I love to
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: go vintage shopping in New Orleans? Yeah?
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: I mean that sort looks cool too.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: He's looking for a little sho a baby that don't
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: want to give him no sugar call me up because.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: I like everything about him. I mean e stuff for
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: like the old staggy balls and stuff like that. But
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: I can dig him.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: I like him.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: His face is not cute, it's not and he's out
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: a weird next thing.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that is.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know if his like thowers are swollen or what,
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: but it is just it's.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: It's a weak chin. Is that what it is? Yeah? Oh,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: you're right, it's a weak chin. He doesn't have a
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: y'all like, okay, you're right. Yeah, And they made him
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: look They made him look pretty good in that picture too.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: They did what they could not his not his face
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: tuned as she did with the hem of that picture
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: of his mother. So okay. So there they get there,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: going to get this coffee table whatever they pay for it.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Then he guy grabs her on the couch and pulls
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: her on the couch and she was like, oh my god,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: you're not going to shut over. So outside the production
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: was like, what's going on. She goes, every time we
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: go somewhere, he's got to find a way to embarrass me.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: He like pulled out a measuring tape and they said
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: something about him grabbing her on the couch. He goes,
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: y'all caught that shit. That's just so embarrassing. He's so embarrassing.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I was like, people are probably like stranger danger, Like.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: They think he's kidnapping a child. They're looking for a
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: white van outside the store.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes. So they go to this new house, which
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: is this big white mansion on a lake. It did
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: have like zero curb appeal, right, It's like big mansions
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: on tiny lots with like no space between. There's like
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: like a big fountain right in front, but it's a
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: fountain like that makes no sense when it's two steps
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: to the curb.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: I agree, I don't think I would want to live
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: right on the water in New Orleans.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: It's well, yeah, yeah, probably gonna have some gators in
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: your back are too.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Well, you would fucking love it.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Well, I would like that, yeah, I would like it
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: for the dogs. So oh yeah, he says. He works
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: nine to ten hours a day and weekends, and she
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: has all the time in the world to get this
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: house furnished. She had a blank check to get it done.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: See this is how don't she is.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: She could have just taken the blank check and ran off, right,
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: She could have done that, But now she got to
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: decorate like a blind person could have decorated that house
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: better than what she did.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: She said two years to do this. This was bad.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: So they walk in and he goes, oh my god,
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: you got some sloppy ass workers in here, just like
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: leaving shit everywhere. Yeah, And in the talking head, she says,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: he treats me like a girl, a little girl, and
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: I don't feel respected in the marriage. But I mean,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: when you walk into space. They have a TV that's
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: too big for the space, that's going out over the cabinets.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: So that's no, TV's too big.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: They have four random chairs yep. And a coffee table
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: that still has a tag on it. It's not the
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: one that they bought.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: She looks like she went and got her cousin them
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: to come decorate this fucking house.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: They're like, Okay, he's coming tomorrow. I need you all
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: to go throw some shit up in there.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Everybody get one chair from the street because the definitely
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: nothing goes together. And she goes, isn't it amazing? And
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: he goes amazingly disappointing. Yeah, and he goes, you just
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: threw stuff together in here, and he goes, you design
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: with all your clothes, but it comes to your home
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: like you can't do it. It's a different story. And
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: granted she may not have the want or the little
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: bug to like to decorate a space, and that's fine.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Not everybody does. That's why you hire somebody.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: And there are some badass designers in New Orleans. So
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: follows in on TikTok, I'm like, oh my, so the
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: resources are right there.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Plus you've got a check to do whatever you.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Want, and imagine what she's doing. He's probably got all
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: these pieces that he likes that he wants to incorporate,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: and then she can put her style on it and
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: they can blend it and it would be great. And
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: it's got that Girde's lake view.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Ye, so they're probably curtains up for that house.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: No no, no, no blinds, no curtains, no drapes, no nothing.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: And Doctor Eric says, my my I wrote doctor Eric,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: but my spell check rewrote it to doctor Dre, not
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: doctor Drey. Did you know that on the Valley Michelle
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: is dating doctor Dre.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: I also know that he was seen with another woman
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: a week and half ago.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Brunette, Yeah, I don't, I don't. I don't think it's
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: that serious, but go go girl. So Michelle, she's very good.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: You can bet her this season.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: You would like her this season. Yeah, she doesn't need
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: to be with doctor Dre. He's an abuser, but maybe
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: for a few days and some money, that's fine. So
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Eric says the issue with Tanisha is her lack of
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: wanting to take any initiative. M hm, yes, that's what,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: or in other words, lazy, lazy, yeah. So she goes,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: look at this, I got this all wood kitchen table girl,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: and he goes, okay, but there's no chairs, and also
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: it's in the wrong position. It should be over there
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: by the other window.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: And it doesn't belong in that house.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense. None of it makes sense. So
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: he goes. So they go into the primary suite and
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: she goes, and here's like the big bed our bedroom.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: And he goes, okay, there's no bed in here. She's
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: got the TV's all hung up too big for the spaces.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: He goes, if you don't want to do this, just
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: say you don't want to do it, and let's get
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: it done another way, and the talking hits. She goes,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't have a lot of like, you know,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: not an initiative. But she said, I don't have the
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I don't want to participate and the deck or in
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: the labor to get this house. He won't put my
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: name on anything, like my name is not on this house,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: and he goes, it's far fetched for her to think
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: her name was going on anything.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: You know, he's not doing herself any favors by act
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: them this way.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: So I think what she should do is hire a designer,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: explain the styles, explain the pieces they want to use.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: The designer probably take about two week put together a
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: vision board, like here's what the tile is going to be,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: here's the rug, here's the and then put it all
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: together and be like, look what I did.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: And she also needs.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: To get a measuring tape of her own, because clearly
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: all those televisions are way too big for the walls.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: That is why one measures things before they purchase them.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you put it up and he goes over the cabinets.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: You're like, what are you doing?
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Horrible?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: So he goes, I'm gonna need you. She goes, I
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: think I'm doing a good job. He goes, I'm gonna
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: need you do a faster job. And she goes and
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: she goes, well, you're slow to put my name on anything.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: And he says, I've told you. If you could put
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: in some work here, we can talk about it.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: So you don't hear how to play this game.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: No, obviously not you. And I would be like, oh, okay,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: give me, give me, give me three days I'll have
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: for you.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: It's done, it is done, Yes.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, our next couple is going to be let me
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: remove these people and add the next people. X couple
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: is going to be Vic and Caroline. These are the
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: ones that I think are creepy.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: M hmm. And I saw some stuff on the Reddit
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: about them.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: One a person did write me on Instagram when they
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: first announced this cast and said, these people live in
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: my town, like he's a very well known restaurant to
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: or obviously he has so many businesses and people know him.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: It's a small town. And there was like a big
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: article in the paper about them. This to me gives
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: peto because she looks to be thirteen years old.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Yep, yep. So he's good.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: He's he looks twenty nine. Harry Payne accorded to him.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: No Vic, no Vic, you look all of your fifty years.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes you do.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: He's never in anything, he's ever in anything other than
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: this black skinny tie. And that's my first red flag.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I yeah, you're right.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: You're right. This gives crew be creepy, creeper vibes, and
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: it's less of an age difference than the others. The
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: reason this is so creepy is because he specifically chose
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: somebody who looks fourteen.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: And she does, and she kind of acts why she's fourteen.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Sometimes the girl is twenty four.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: The girl is twenty four.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: She's my daughter's age.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: And if she brought home a fifty year old man,
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: first of all, we would be on a floor fucking
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: laughing our asses off.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, so that's nice and supportive.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: We would scare the guy off right the end of
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: the day because we cannot have a conversation. We'd be
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: laughing so hard. But they'd be like, the fuck are
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: you doing, Scott right?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: What?
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, So they're twenty six. Difference in age. Okay,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: so this is Vic, he's fifties. It's Caroline twenty four.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: She's an analyst of what unclear, but she does have
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: a job. Yes, So he's a big real estate developer
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: and restaurant tour he's an entrepreneur or. He has purchased
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: many buildings again in a whole block area, and he
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: explains about the restaurants that he has. He's got an
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Italian he's got a speakeasy, he's got a coffee shop,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: he's got like an alternative bar that's like an abasement.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, he's pretty smart business wise, because literally someone
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: could spend the day just going to all of his
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: establishments and.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Getting something, you know, something different. You want that. Hey,
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: I went here and went all the way down and
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: had a great day. So he's smart there.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got the whole block.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: But it stops right there.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: And he's building out seven apartments above the six businesses.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: And he says, you know, but you know right now
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: it's hard to get a construction loaner and all this.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: And he says, but you know, I'm very driven, and
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: no one nothing comes between me and my businesses. Talking
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: head Caroline twenty four says, oh, I met Vic on
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: a dating app. And she says, I first wanted to
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: meet him like at his apartment or my apartmentcause I
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: didn't want to be seen in public with him.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: He's like, oh ouch, and he says you should want
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: to be a public with him because he does not
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: look safe.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, large crowds only. It really won one
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: hundred million percent. Just as much as Eric and Tuinysia.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: These two look like father and daughter. It just looks
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: like it looks like he's about to take his daughter
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: to college.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: It does, it really does.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: She does not look twenty four, No, she looks way
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: younger than that. Yeah. So I mean even her, even
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: you know, her body is young, like young, like a
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: like a pre Yeah. And so they met on this
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: dating app and it's talking head. He goes, I was
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: dating a bunch of different people. I had a girl
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: for every day of the week. Caroline was Thursday. You know,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: men just prefer younger women. I mean it's biology, but not.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Just young, not that young, like okay, let's you're dating
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: a forty year old. That's that's your junger. You don't
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: have to go all the way to twenty four. It's
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: just it gives gross And.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to it together. He says. People think we
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: look like father and daughter all the time, and I'm
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: surprised by that because I think I look twenty nine.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: She's like, I.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Hope he was joking, but I'm quite sure.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Then they talk about when they are in airports together
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: and more than once they have been taken to separate
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: rooms by TSA because they think she's being sex trafficked
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: by him. More than once this has happened to them
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: at some point you that would.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Make you say, you know what, maybe, just maybe maybe
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: this is weird.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: This just doesn't seem right, This doesn't look right, I
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: mean to get stop at the airport.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Because you have to imagine the two of them going
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: through an airport and they're holding hands, yep, and he's
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: like helping her and maybe one of them kisses the
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: other one. They're like, okay, red flag on Aisle four.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, mm hmm it it would catch my attention.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: I'll say that. I'd be like, what's going on there?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: So far these are the creepiest. There is a fifth
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: couple we haven't met, but so far from me, these
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: are the creepiest.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: And here's the thing. And I know this is gonna
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: sound bad, but she kind of creeps me out too.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what's what's her
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: motivation here?
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: And that she like, can you cut my sandwich? It
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: just there's a lot of weirdness between the two of them.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Maybe it'll work out because they're both fucking weird.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: True. So she's pressuring him to get engaged, to move
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: to it seems it seems they live together. They've been
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: dating for three years. WHOA, So she was twenty one,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: he was forty seven. Now if you saw somebody that
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: was like twenty five and forty you could kind of
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: see it because they look they could kind of look
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: closer to the same age. Yes, twenty one in forty
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: seventy seven.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: You just can't make it look good. You just can't.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, and he looks every bit of his age.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: There's no oh maybe he's young.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: No, but I mean, you know, Genny and Cement twenty
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: five and twenty five, I'm like fifty five.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: And there it is again, you know, because everyone says,
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: what if it were in reverse, It's it's.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: True, we can, but it just is what it It
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: is what it is.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: But in reverse it was still weird with Ginny and
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Cement because like she can't visit this old lady. Yeah,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: she came to visit him, and she like took his
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: virginity in his parents' house. I remember that was yeah.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: So I mean, we love them now, but it was weird,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, it was.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: So he goes, look, I think we have a great life.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Like I don't know, why does it always have to
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: be the next thing, the next thing, the next thing,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Like it's good right now, and she goes, I just
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: want some signs of commitment from you, And he goes, God,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: you know last night, like I stayed out past midnight,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Like I'm tired, Like I gotta go to work now.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: So I'm talking to her. She goes, I do worry
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: he only wants something casual, and I think that because
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: of the way he acts around other women. And no,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised if he cheated on me.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: That's why she wants him to propose, because she thinks
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: that'll keep him in the house.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: And she's getting commitment from because she thinks he's cheating.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's not gonna stop him. No, we've never never,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: once on these shows has that worked for anybody.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: But that's the mind of a twenty four year old.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: I guess that's right.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: So then we see him doing again in the stupid
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: skinny black tie. He's meeting with the managers of all
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: the businesses. He runs the six businesses, and he says,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: and I work alongside the employees directly, So he says,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: there's no middle management, so there's not like a big
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: manager of these and he only meets with the managers.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: He meets directly with everybody, probably once a week or whatever.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Everybody seems to like him. He seems cool.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: But he also seems like before every scene he went
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: in the bathroom and did two lines of coke.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: You know, it's it's never the tie, never goes all
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: the way to the neck. It's always skinny tie, a
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: little bit undone. I can't get over his look that
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: he's got going on. Maybe next the difference, that's what
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: you dress like when you're twenty nine. So Caroline comes
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: to the it looks like the Italian restaurant, and she's
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: standing there and he comes down after his staff and
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: he goes, oh shit, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm like,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: we had a staff meeting. I'm ready, I'm ready for dinner.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: And she goes, no, he definitely forgot, he did. He
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: definitely forgot we had a date. So she goes, you know,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: it's so nice when we're able to like have a date,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: and I just want us to do more dates like
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: this and get away from the business. Well, they're having
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: a date at the business at the business.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I would piss me off.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, this is not count as a date
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: when we are meeting at your place. You just ran
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: downstairs and brought me like the driest plate of fucking spaghetti.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, this is not count as a date like
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: somewhere else.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she goes. She goes, I want to do more
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: dates and things, and he goes, yeah, you know, I
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: was just thinking it might be time that we get
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: our families together. And then she's like, oh my gosh.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: And then right then he like hops up to help
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: some people who walked in because this front door guy Kwan,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: who we met earlier is not there. Kwan's like upstairs, right,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: So Kwan walks up and goes, hey, listen, you know,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: we've got a party going on next door at the
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: whatever restaurant and he goes, no, Kwan, and this there
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: are people at the door, like you need to be
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: helping people. And he goes, oh, okay, well so you're
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: gonna like come go in, come go next door with
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: us to the other bar. And he goes, uh, yeah,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: I'll be there, I'll be there, and she goes, no,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: you said you're gonna come home with me because you
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: just go over there for like two drinks and then
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: we'll go home. We'll still be home by midnight, and
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: she goes, no, I don't think you should go and
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: stay out till four am. He goes, I'm not gonna
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: do that. She goes, you're fifty years old. It's weird.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: They's tiresome because I am not. If I'm over at
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: four o'clock am, that's.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Because the chresidone has worn off, Like.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to go back to sleep. Getting home at
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: four that's crazy.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: And he goes. He goes, Okay, I'll be home by midnight.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: She's like, you always say that. So the talking head
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: he goes, here's the problem. Caroline is extremely jealous and
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: she's focused on creating chaos and havoc.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: What this really like makes me think of like a
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: dad who just got divorced and his daughter's like trying to.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Like dad, you need to do this, Dad, you need
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: to do that. Like dad, you work too much. It
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: was just very father daughter vibes.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: It was very father daughter and yeah, it was like
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: the dad was just divorced and she yeah, you're right,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: you're right. He says. Her jealousy is giving me pause
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: going forward. So the talking head, she says, if he
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: keeps doing what he's doing and shows he's just not
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: serious about me, I'm gonna have to do his best
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: for me in the long run. Yeah, girl, you've already
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: wasted three years.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to give this this man. You
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: does not deserve all of your twenties.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: M m m mmmm. Okay. Now we have another couple,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: and I believe in their love. It's Drew and Janet.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Is that Tess McGee?
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Uh let me see m pearl Okay, hold on here
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: there oh wait, there they are.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, okay, I the wrong Okay, well, okay, all.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Right, I'm concerned about hysteroid use because there's not any
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: way his whole situation is not shriveled up to if you,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: nobody gets that.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: Big naturally they have a little bit of him, just
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: live it.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Bit. Nobody gets that big naturally. Nobody does. There's no
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: there's not anyway in the world. This mean cannot even
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: put his arms by a side.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: I mean he looks he looks like the Hulk Sage
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: four about the pole right there.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's probably a really nice suit. Yeah yeah, okay,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: So that is Drew and Janet. Now, Drew is forty.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: He is a public safety officer and entrepreneur of aren't.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: They all all of them?
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Janet is fifty nine, So they are nineteen years apart.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: She is a nightclub promoter in Atlanta.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, that's great.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Fifty nine where she looks his age, she looks.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: All she looks like as she's in our forties. Yeah,
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: she was great.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: So she says, you know, why am I with him?
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: And kind of laughs a sexist phenomenal. She says, we
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: met at a nightclub I was managing and he was
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: there with his ex and he's like, oh, are we
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: supposed to talk about that? And he says they were
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: together one year and then he proposed and she was
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: like okay. So he walks in the kitchen and he's
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: all in an outfit and she goes, how is the gym?
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, it's good, good workout, And she goes,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: who'd you talk to? Why do you go out in
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: public like that? If you're leaving in the gym, you
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: need to be in sweats and he goes, huh. She says,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: you don't need to be dressed up to go to
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Target to do your errands. She goes, people are already talking,
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: you know about how I'm your sugar mama and how
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: you're the trophy husband. Because he is literally in like
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: a skin tight shorts, sweater and like some slacks and
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: some flats, some like ballet flats, like something that is.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: That is not scream.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: I just came from the gym mm hmmm. And they
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: talk it had together. He says, when we were first together,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: I had a little something with my ex so he
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: cheated when they were worse together. And she goes, you know,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: I trust him, but I don't trust the women. Atlanta
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: is the capital of hoism. Okay, now, let's don't be
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: throwing women at this bus.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Nope, you can't do that.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: You should be able to trust your man. It is
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: not there's always gonna be hoes around. Yeah, that doesn't
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: mean your man has the foot of them.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: No, No, And so they talk about her upcoming sixtieth
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: birthday party and he goes, you know, you got to
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: like keep it low key when you're playing the party.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: You always go too hard when you're playing and things.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: We have to think about your health. And then she
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: tells us that a while back she had you she
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: collapsed at work. She had had a mild stroke, and
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: you know, he really wants her to slow it down. So,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: you know, her job is like to be out in
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: the clubs and stuff. So I mean they're even there,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: like talking head and stuff. It's like her swinging around
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: a pole and jumping on his back. I mean she's
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: doing a lot for fifty nine a lot. See, she
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: should be dating doctor Eric. Oh my god, she would
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: really decorate that house.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: The hell out of it. Yes, yeah, and they can
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: talk about JFK.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Right yes, And and this guy could date Tanisha. There
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: you go.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: See this is why we need our own show. Actually,
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: so Kelly, everyone like.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: We got it all, we got you know, we'll talk
• 39:55
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• 39:56
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  Speaker 1: head together, he says, I really do think about her
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: going before I go. I think about her leaving me,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: and he kind of tears up. She's like it's okay,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: and you know, they're like, we want to do whatever
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: it takes to make it work and be together. And
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: she goes, I want to be with this man until
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I draw my last breath.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: I was like, well, I'll tell you what. If he
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: keeps taking all them steroids, he doesn't have to work
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: about her going first.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: True, that's true. So she goes to lunch with her friend,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: doctor Lexi. So I had no explanation of why she's
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: called doctor Lexi. So I looked her up.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, and everybody you.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Can look her up doctor Lexi with the why doctor
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Lexi realtor.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, you're not gonna tell us why she's a doctor?
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I am Oh Okay, she's got twenty seven thousand followers.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, it's pretty good.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: God. Her description is Atlanta luxury realtor, earned PhD, preacher, professor,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: and a John Maxwell coach. What is a John Maxwell coach?
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: It's some sort of leadership thing. And she does have
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: a lot of posts of her on a pulpit. Okay,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: so go back to the earned he earned PhD?
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: What does that mean?
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Real? So literally it's like realtor, preacher, professor, coach, earned PhD. Like,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: how about just PhD? Yeah, obviously you earned it.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Honestly, we got the whole goddamn thing right there.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Well. I was immediately fascinated by her. I was like,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: get her my Real Housewives of Atlanta? What what are
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: we doing?
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: When I saw her? Said, Mary Pain's gonna like her?
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. I liked her look, I liked all.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: That I know.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: I was like, Mary Pay's gonna like this one.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: So they sit down and doctor Lexi says, Janet, I
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: cannot believe you were about to turn sixty, Like that
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: is crazy, and that's what we said, and then talking
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: head like they're asking Lexi what she thinks. She goes,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess it's all the melanin. She goes,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: I black, don't crack, and she goes, I mean, look
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: at I mean, like, how old is doctor Lexi? You
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: canna tell me she's sixty as well.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Ess says, look, we don't cry, but we do spread. Now,
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: just always remember that black does spread.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: And she says Drew is not. She says, I've been
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: around them. I know the dynamics of their marriage. Drew
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: is not a trophy husband. He is really a hard
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: working man, but at this point he does need to
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: prove to his wife that he's not riding her coattails. Okay,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: so they're talking and doctor Lexi says, what's Drew doing today?
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: She says, well, he's meeting with some people and hopefully
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: he's talking business. You know, I'm trying to push him
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: towards working on his clothing line. He's got some great
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: ideas and I hate that people say that I'm a
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: sugar mama. And Lexi goes, well, that should be his
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: motivation for him to level up, and Gina says, yeah,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: it should be. It really should be. You know, I've
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: told him I want to retire. I want to sit
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: down at sixty five. And I don't want to, you know,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: run around. I want to travel and stuff. I want
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: to make a play.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: M hm.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: So we're talking here, Janet says, right now, we're fifty
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: to fifty with everything. We split everything fifty to fifty.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: But I want to retire in five years and I
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: want to have him handle everything financially. After that, I
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: want to sit down and enjoy my life. I want
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: to travel. I want to go to Spa days. I
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: want to spend time with my husband. But I need
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: to make sure the legacy and the finances are in place.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Again, this sounds so motherly. This is my oldest son.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: I'm handing everything down to you.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Mama is tied, Mama is ready to travel the world.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: You on my legacy, You on my legacy. Okay, this
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: is generational. Welmo, I need you to get it.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: It's so motherly. It is motherly. Yeah, it is motherly. Okay,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: let's take these off the stage and add to the stage.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: Tants McGee.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: This is this is tests mcgaate. Okay, yes, here they are. Okay,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: this is Kai and Brook. Here they are. I mean,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: if this picture doesn't scream white trash, I don't know
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: what does I mean, I'm sorry, that is not nice
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: and that is a stereotype. But you guys, this man's hair, this.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Is pink shade. This is the shade of pink shade
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: right here.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: This man's hair is so upsetting to me. It is
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: so more than Doctor Eric's chin. This man's hair is
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: so upsetting.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: And I gotta say, like this couple, of all the couples,
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: they look the same goddamn age to me.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: They do.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Like he's in his forties.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: They do look the same age. Yeah, And I think
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: they're gonna make it.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: They probably will, because I truly believe he loves her
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: dirty drawers.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: I really do.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, I never believe in love, but I do believe
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: I believe in this love right.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Here, I did.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, I am literally not right now writing down the
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: shows that we have an only fans storyline on. Okay,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, so we've got an only fan storyline here, yep,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Asian appropriate. We've got an only fans storyline on Last
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Resort with Kara and her butthole. Okay, it's all about it.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: It's all about her butthole. And then on Double Lives
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: and Suburban Wives, the whole entire all of them, the
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: whole show, which is a good, great show everybody. I
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: hope you're watching that one. Double Loves comes out on
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Sunday nights, so this comes out Monday, so people should
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: have already seen it. And then Love after lock Up.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Remember there was that storyline of that girl and then
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: the guy that died r I P.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Now they are making only fans like it is like
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: the norm. Like, mm, I do have a friend and
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: I need to talk to her again about it.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, you have a friend, has it only Yeah, but.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she's consistently doing it.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: But she told me she was making money.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And then I was like, I think we're cute.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, oh my god.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Well, I will tell you that I had a long
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: conversation with my kids at dinner about like what they
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: would think about it because of the double lives of
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Suburban Wide show and how the kids are like just
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: featured on the show. And that's what Smo's upsetting.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Their kids are on the show.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Brooklyn, isn't she crazy? This is my
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: son Cohen. He's wacky. It's like, okay, let's go to
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: bed so mom and dad can go make some content.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, now, let me ask you.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you can have an only fans about a
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: lot of different things. I mean you could just get
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: on there and show your feet.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: You could get on there and just like take video
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: calls with fans and do nothing other than like I think,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: like Jorinda and like Sonya Morgan do that. They show nothing.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: It's just like these people are doing sexual things.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: Correct, Yeah, oh yeah, ooh, okay, yeah, Skollar would knock
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: me over to head with a fucking shovel. Yeah no.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I mean John's like I would never speak to my
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: family again, and he told Anna he would never speak
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: to her again if she did it. So I was like, okay,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: let's don't have a family fight. Okay, nobody's doing only things.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Doesn't matter, Okay. So this is Kai, aged twenty eight,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: a medical sales consultant, and Brook age forty seven. Now
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: she did work in ophthalmology, so that's how they met.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Like he came there to sell you know, eye drops
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: or something. I don't know. They are nineteen years apart,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: but I mean she looks great for forty seven and
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: yeah old oh yeah.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: I mean they literally look in the same age group.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: To me, Yeah, I would.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: I would see them and not even say, oh what,
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: that's weird. No, it looks perfectly fine, especially when they're
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: dressed in sunshine yellow like they were on that photo.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, so she is a mom, she's been married five times.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: He's the fifth husband, just sort of like doctor Eric.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: And she goes, that's right, I got more rings than
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Lebron And another thing. They go and so you're from
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Tell what your name is? She goes, you know, I'm Brooke.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: I'm forty seven. I'm from Tampa, Florida. And you know
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: what they say about Tampa. Sit there and the pricer goes,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: what and she goes, I don't know. I just thought
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: that'd be funny. It's like, okay, girl, she says, she's
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: been left with a lot of broken hearts, probably just
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: the one heart was broken lots of time. She's not
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: the brightest.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, no, she's not. Thank God, that's why God gave
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: her big titties, because.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she's been left with a lot of broken hearts.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: But now she has Kai, the love of her life,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: and we meet him and it's like he's in the
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: front of the frame. She's in the back of the frame,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: and he has got a backwards cap on pops open
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: a beer and is wearing a T shirt that says
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: I love Mills's. He literally has a Jerry Carl. Yeah
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: it's not good guys. He goes, I don't know, Mills
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: have always been my thing, Like I could think in school,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: like thinking the teachers were hot.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: Now that worries me.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: What happened to you, Kai, what happened?
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: So they met at work, like we said, and he says,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: you know, she just thought he was nice. But they
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: went on a date and she's like and then I
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: kind of on the date started thinking, well he's kind
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: of cute, and he goes, and then I absolutely railed
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: her right in my car.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: On the first date.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Shit, like shit, she was like in a parking garage.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, like, I don't want to be going up
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: to like Olive Gardner is some guy with a Jerry
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: curl is logic?
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Geez. When he said that, she was like yeah, She's like,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: oh my god, yeah, he rocked my world. I wasn't
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: prepared for that. Damn.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, the chemistry.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: We see their wedding pictures and this woman had the
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: audacity to wear a big white wedding dress for her
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: fifth wedding.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: Girl, Now you know you should have were fucking black,
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Yellow on the beach like something, yeah something, yeah, why no?
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: So on the talking head, she said, at age forty seven,
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I'm realizing how important it is to be loved. And
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: he really just puts me at ease, and he has
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: given me the strength and makes me feel worthy of love.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: You know, I was an ophthalmology assistant, but I don't
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: do that anymore.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: I would not want her anywhere near my.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Eyes that, you know, she said, lasick and stuff, and.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: I don't want that.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: She even put an eye drop in my eye. No way.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: So they're at this restaurant and they're talking and she's
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: we always just have the best time, even if we're
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: just going to dinner, babe, and he goes, I just
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: have to thank you for giving me the best life.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Our life is incredible. She's like, oh my god, babe,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: you're so babe, And then she says, last night was wild,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: like I was shaking. He goes, yeah, I saw you
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: this morning. You were kind of limping.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: God damn, what were y'all doing?
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Well? I mean they and then they didn't even tell
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: us what it was.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: I would like, I want to know what what did
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: you do to her to make her limp the next morning?
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: I've never had that happen.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, she was a limp and she and she goes,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: you know because of you know, because of my career,
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: like we can afford to travel and go to nice places.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: And he goes, that's right, it's all thanks to your tits.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: I was like, mean, right, okay.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: So now we find out she's an only fans creator okay,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: and they say online they are known as the naughty
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: mommy and she may started making enough money for her
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: to quit her career. They were in the top three
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: percent of creators, but no one they know knows they're
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: an only fans And regarding their account, he goes, you're
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: that naughty Southern mommy. They didn't know they needed. So
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: I guess her content is like its mommy, mommy, mommy.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Something in her accent and you know, ditsylond and pretends.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: To be her child.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Here we go, Well, Lester Monday.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: So I'm talking to her. She goes, I do worry
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: about people finding out about what we're doing, and mostly
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: I worry about his mom finding out because I really
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: love her. Ever since I lost my mom, I do
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: think of his mom as my mother, even though she's
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: only a couple of years older.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: Bet y'all the same age, her birthday year and everything.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Girl, Come, that is your that is your contemporary and
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: your friend. That is not your mother figure. So I
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: mean they're nineteen years apart, so his mother could be
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: four years old than her. She got a lot of common. Yeah. Yeah.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: So they're at home and we see her. She's walking
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: around in like a red nighty ninety is such a
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: hard ninety ninety and a black robe, and she's like,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: oh my god, I have a busy day. I got
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: content is shoot and they keep blurring or I think,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: so it must be see through. And she's got all
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: her laundry laid down. She goes, I think I'm gonna
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: worry this one for this one, and this one for
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: the personalized one, and this one for the thing. And
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: she goes, here are all the things that there's lots
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: of different categories. First, there's the foot job. Now a
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: foot job, does that mean she's gonna like whack him
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: off with her feet.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: That's how I took it.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: That's how you took it. Okay. Then she says, there's
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: a j o I, which is jerk off instructions, and
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: she's the instructor. Yep, yep, okay. Then she goes, then
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: a car stairs blood jobs, and I'm.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: Gonna tell you, don't ever watch porn.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: I've never in my life will watch never. Oh my god,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know anything about this. I don't. I mean
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: I've seen it like on a TV somewhere here or there,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: but I don't. I've never like watched it. Soughted out nothing. Okay,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: all right, So a foot job, a j o I,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: a blowjob, and she goes, I'm just learning so much.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: You're teaching so much.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and she goes, she was in customers. She goes,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: and then I get customs, and those are requests for
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: certain kinds of photos. So somebody will say, like, hey,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: send me a picture of like a dildo up your butt.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: That's what Kara does, curis but m h and.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: They made good money doing the personal ones.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently, because she said at the restaurant earlier, he goes,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: what you do today? She goes, I just did some
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: sex thing. He's like, good for you, Babe's.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: Got to be a strong man to just be okay
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: with that.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I have to tell you. I mean, I hope you
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: did watch Double Lives of Suburban Wives because.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: I haven't watched It's it's it's it's someday right now.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, I know you're right, but I said you, I
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: can send you this screener. But it's really good. And
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: the way that it shot sort of like Desperate Housewives, Okay,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: like all the women like with their pearls on and
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: like their lemonade and all that.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: It's fascinating and freaky at.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Nighttime and all of these all these women are religious.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Oh and then the people in the church don't know.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: And that's sort of the twist on it.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that they were religious. Yeah, I didn't know. Okay,
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: there's a twist.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: So as she's like, he's setting up the ring light
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: and she's, you know, going, I think I'm gonna heard this.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: What do you think about this orange with the assholes
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: on his Phone's like? Did you think it was your phone?
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: I thought somebody in my house. I was like, whose
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: phone is going off? No?
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: I was just like, oh shit, somebody found out.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Okay that's what you thought. Yeah, I immediately and dumb
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: and thought. I was about to yell somebody in my house,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: but what are your phone going on? And he goes,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: oh my god, let me see who it is, so
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: he picks it up. I couldn't tell if this was
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: like a reenactment, you know what I mean, or if
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: it was real. It's kind of think it was.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: A reenactment, because what are the chances that that happened
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: right then and there when she's about to shoot content?
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the only way I could think about
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: it would be that somebody saw that they had like
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: production trucks and stuff at their house maybe, and that
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: made somebody like, I wonder if they do something weird,
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Like you know, what if they do that's one or something.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: That's how I feel every time we go out of
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: town somewhere. We're staying in the hotel and we have
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: to record a show, and we have this big ring light.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: I tell James every time, and so they think we're
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: over here doing fucking OnlyFans this bear looking guy, this
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: black girl, and a fucking big ass hello kitty ring light.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: They're shooting porn. Every time.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Please get yourself a small travel ring light and put
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: it in your suitcase with everything else, because now I'm concerned. Okay,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Oh that's hilarious. Okay. So his phone's blown up, so
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: he picks it up. He looks at it and he oh, oh,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: oh god, oh oh, don't don't ask me, don't I
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: see walks in the bedroom with slams door, and she
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: looks at the camera and goes, baby, what's going on.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: I'm my god, babe, So she goes so she walks in.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: He goes, I can't talk right now, but she leaves
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: the door open so the camera can see what's going on,
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: and she's like, oh my god, give me a manut.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: She goes, babe, babe. So he goes, babe, my family
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: found out. And she goes about what.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: By letter what it could be? Your tins aren't real.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: They found out. Your tins aren't even fucking real.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Come on, and she goes, babe, my family found out
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: about the only fans And he's like kind of pretending
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: to cry, and she goes, baby, so they've seen me.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, they're gonna hate me.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: Baby.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: I told you this would happen. I told you this
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: would happen.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: Gonna happen anyway, because you're on a fucking show.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: It was gonna happen in four months when the show
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: came out.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: So he goes, all right, let's just go back to
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: the picture if we just sweep it under the rug
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: and she goes, what, No, I can't do that, knowing
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: that they've seen it now, and she goes, Babe, you
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: have to think about your family. Your poor mom is
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: now out there thinking about her son exposing himself. Like
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: I am a parent, this is terrible. You have to
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: go talk to your family.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: She said, you should have thought about beforehand.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: She grabs her purse and puts it on a crossbody
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: like she's heading to the mall in that fucking launchow. Yeah, fine,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: launch right, and he goes, where are you going, and
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: she goes, I don't know. But earlier she had said, like,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: because of our age difference, we really handle things differently,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Like I just confront things head on, and he brushes
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: it under the rug. Well, not really, because you haven't
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: told your family either.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: And she's the one I would be more worried.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: I would be worried more about my kids finding out
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: finding out you know, totally.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Next time on I didn't go through it it's too long.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: But there's another couple we haven't met. It's a Filipino
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: woman and a much older man. And this is not
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: something we haven't seen a million times on ninety Day Fiance,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: but it seems like they've been together a few years
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: because in their clips, you know, she's like, I just
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: want to go back to my country. You're not doing
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: what you said you would do for me because she
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: wants to bring her family over or something. But I
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: gotta tell you, I agree with Keisha's deep, deep assessment.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: It wasn't horrible. It wasn't horrible. Hope all of y'all
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: are watching it. It is in our Love After lock
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Up spot on Friday Night, so we will continue to
• 1:01:44
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• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: And I am covering the Double Lives of Suburban Wives
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: with Kimberly. That's also coming out on Monday, but on
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: the pay feed. This week it'll be oh okay this
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: week we'll be on the free feed, but that'll be
• 1:01:58
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• 1:02:01
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• 1:02:02
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• 1:02:13
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• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: feel very very very confident that we will be getting them.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: Thank you Neflix, but we're both saying it with our chest.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: Can you do me one favor?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I've been getting so many messages about Librifitts
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: and okay, people are like, can we get tickets? I'm
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: like no, But there's a thread in both the groups.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Can you explain that a little bit better than what
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: I probably did?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: So if you go into my Facebook group, which is
• 1:02:51
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• 1:02:53
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• 1:02:58
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• 1:03:01
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• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: pinned at the top of both groups where it says
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: if you have a ticket and you can give it
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: to someone, it's a it's a ticket exchange. And we've
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: already you know, I know one person successfully wrote in
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: there that they had a ticket and gave it to
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: the other person. So Leberfest is an event that Keisha
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: Kimberly and I are doing with Amy Archer and her
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: co host from Little Miss Recap New York City October
• 1:03:29
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• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: out very quickly and so but things happen in life,
• 1:03:37
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• 1:03:39
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• 1:03:42
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• 1:03:44
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• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: other day somebody posted it and I was like, put
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: it in the thread. And if producer James bought a ticket,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: you did not? He did not? Okay good because I
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: was like, if he did, he should offer up his ticket.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: We's already talk about do you think anyone's gonna recognize me?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: It's not about you.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: You guys. If you want to recognize James, he's a big,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: huge white guy with a duck dynasty beard.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: He'll be He'll be following behind some black girl.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: Getting ready to shoot OnlyFans content. That's right.
• 1:04:23
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• 1:04:27
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