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OUTRO BITS: No-Wipe Zone · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get up even closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for raw doggets four to
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  Speaker 1: I'm Radio Care. Have I got a fat ass?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you've got a massive ass.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's Harry, but I didn't realize it was.
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  Speaker 1: You got to hear ass by the way me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: no neither.
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  Speaker 4: I had a beautiful my ass, as I've said many times,
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  Speaker 4: was my best feature for so long.
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  Speaker 1: It's not anymore because you got that dump truck. You've
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  Speaker 1: got a massive sort of row of here up and down.
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  Speaker 1: You crack.
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  Speaker 3: No, you do, No, don't.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that. I thought that I didn't and I
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  Speaker 1: got a geeze at mine. Jesus, No, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have you do. I don't have a long
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  Speaker 3: all right.
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  Speaker 2: I've been I've been around that area there you go flthy, disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you use toilet papers to seriously.
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  Speaker 3: A few DAGs in there?
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  Speaker 1: Was there there's a fucking headgehog in the my god.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry about that. Well, it's well, to be honest,
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  Speaker 4: it's not an area that you look.
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  Speaker 2: At it a lot. Well, I just can't be bothered.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, like wiping your balm or washing your hands.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's all good. You know, it's like making
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  Speaker 1: your beard.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean when my wife was away for those two days,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't wipe the ass.
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  Speaker 1: What does she wipe your ass? Is that why you
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  Speaker 1: didn't wipe it?
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  Speaker 3: No, she doesn't wipe it. But I mean, what's the
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  Speaker 3: point just me there?
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  Speaker 1: No agree?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, why it's overrated wiping your ass?
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  Speaker 1: Don't you sleep nude?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Just scraped the plates, the old plate scraps into the
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  Speaker 2: arra like it. It's like an scator.
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  Speaker 3: You know. What I do is because I had a
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  Speaker 3: little hell on my backyard there.
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  Speaker 1: I just we're still talking about your ass.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do what the dog does and just rub
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  Speaker 3: rub my ars. Yeah, on the grass.
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  Speaker 1: You drag your ass along.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, get that tussa cland in there, just to give
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  Speaker 4: it a good cleansing out.
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  Speaker 2: How cold is Jay s Lougan's back T shirt compared
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  Speaker 2: to his leman shit? Bring that up, Bring that up
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  Speaker 2: right now, and just look at how good he looks
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  Speaker 2: as a human being in that video. You look, you
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  Speaker 2: look cool man. The lemon shit, I'm not sure you've
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  Speaker 2: always had.
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  Speaker 4: I think I've always suspected you've had an issue with
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  Speaker 4: the way I address that.
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  Speaker 1: Not at all.
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  Speaker 5: You do look cool in that particular video he does,
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  Speaker 5: but that's because what he does. You're just like Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's not why he looks cool as a black
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  Speaker 2: T shirt, which it does look cool.
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  Speaker 4: The issue that I've previously explained that I have with
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  Speaker 4: T shirts is I find it very hard to find one.
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  Speaker 3: That fits me well.
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  Speaker 4: Man busies, So man busies, I actually don't really Actually
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  Speaker 4: I do have a bit of man buzzy, but but
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  Speaker 4: not really.
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  Speaker 3: But I always find they clutch my buzzies.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you don't that's you just what that ain't
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  Speaker 1: You haven't got buzzies at all.
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  Speaker 3: But I but I found three of all. Now that
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  Speaker 3: kind of fat that I'm comfortable.
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  Speaker 4: You know, when you put on a T shirt and
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  Speaker 4: you're fucking stretching.
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  Speaker 2: It out, you've got the wrong size.
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  Speaker 1: Shoot on, you.
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  Speaker 3: Were saying, Kezy that you get terrible nip rub you're forever.
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  Speaker 1: I have no I have no issue with the way
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  Speaker 1: you drew, so I think you dress very very well.
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  Speaker 1: But well that's a lie.
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  Speaker 3: I love this limit.
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  Speaker 5: It's bright that's the thing, Jason, You're not. I don't
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  Speaker 5: want you to be a guy that dresses cool man,
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  Speaker 5: you know what I mean? I want you to be you.
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  Speaker 2: Tune in and four on Radio.
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  Speaker 3: What do you think if I start wearing a bit
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  Speaker 3: of blame?
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  Speaker 1: I'm all for absolutely So.
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  Speaker 4: My daughter has this great kind of necklace. It's a
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  Speaker 4: heavy barth you know, Yeah, that kind of and a
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  Speaker 4: bracelet would be good on you.
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  Speaker 3: Bracelet. I used to I used to be a big
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  Speaker 3: fan of bracelet.
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  Speaker 1: I used to. I used to be as well. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: why is it? Why was I a fan of them?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: I was in.
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  Speaker 3: Having ship around my wrist for some reason.
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  Speaker 5: Handcuffs Yeah yeah, I've never done that neither.
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  Speaker 2: I have been to jail. Yeah, well I've been rested
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  Speaker 2: as well, but I've also done there. I didn't like
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  Speaker 2: it in the boudoir, Yeah, so what we.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know if it were handcoffs actually it was just
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  Speaker 1: tied and.
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  Speaker 5: Were tied to the bid posts. And were they together
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  Speaker 5: or with their part?
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  Speaker 2: I keep the feeling that was mean, this is over
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  Speaker 2: twenty years ago. The other day be behind my back?
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  Speaker 5: Nice, but I didn't like it, you know, I would
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  Speaker 5: like that.
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  Speaker 1: The loss of I don't like control, the loss of
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  Speaker 1: control and into it the other day.
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  Speaker 2: At least I've got a bull gag and a dehumanizing mask.
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  Speaker 1: If you're going to do it, go the full.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the other day is a bit of a joke.
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  Speaker 1: We're getting into it, and you didn't bring up Magie.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot about it.
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  Speaker 5: No, I had that real did I tell you guys
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  Speaker 5: with my heart out? Iyemask that I've got that blocks
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  Speaker 5: out the world when I sleep with it and you
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  Speaker 5: wake up at like eight a year and it's like sunny?
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  Speaker 1: Is it so dark?
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  Speaker 5: I was like you should check this on and she's
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  Speaker 5: just like why, And I was like.
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  Speaker 2: No reason, joke, just trying to spice it up, but
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  Speaker 2: it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was definitely a joke.
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  Speaker 2: You can't you can't say, you can't say in the
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  Speaker 2: bedroom why.
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  Speaker 5: The issue was whatever, whatever Jason's picture now it's not how.
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  Speaker 1: And then you instantly, you instantly got a soft on it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm all good.
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  Speaker 3: I just love that.
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  Speaker 1: Just Jack's Jack's just what happened missionary fellas me and
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  Speaker 1: the dog.
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  Speaker 3: I just slept my job in pants down.
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  Speaker 5: Standing there holding like naked with a big shipping grin
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  Speaker 5: on my fast face, holding this blindfold.
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  Speaker 2: Radier and we're in your orthopedic slippers.
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  Speaker 6: There's way too many images for my mind to cope with.
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  Speaker 6: That is that is a shock easy. I'll be honest
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  Speaker 6: with you here. I got pissed on Satellite night.
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  Speaker 2: You could but sloth like.
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  Speaker 1: I was in bed by eleven. I did.
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  Speaker 2: I did stay early, but I was mixing my drinks.
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  Speaker 2: I got a bit excited with my mate, to be fair,
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  Speaker 2: and it was it was good and him soon fraider.
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  Speaker 2: So he's moved back to Auckland, which is great and yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there's it'll be easy from here on it. My wife
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  Speaker 2: had a rat party and the idea, her idea was,
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  Speaker 2: we'll just go to the rat party. Don't know how
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  Speaker 2: good it's going to be. This is for the brad
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  Speaker 2: Pet movie. Can I predict gone? She got really drunk,
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  Speaker 2: come out like five A. No, well, I'll tell you
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  Speaker 2: she is. So the idea was she was like, I
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  Speaker 2: want to go to this saying I want to have fun.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't know if we're going to be able
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  Speaker 2: to have fun at this rat party, so I might
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  Speaker 2: just She goes this' it all good if I bring
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  Speaker 2: people back here. And I was like, yeah, but up
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  Speaker 2: to a point. I don't come back at fucking three
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  Speaker 2: o'clock in the morning or something like that. She was, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: now we'll come back about ten or eleven, and then
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  Speaker 2: you guys can you'll still be here, So okay, sweet,
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  Speaker 2: Well she got home at.
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  Speaker 1: Two thirty, two to two thirty.
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  Speaker 2: And just came back to collect more purse to go
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  Speaker 2: to another about and a half to party. Great, and
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  Speaker 2: then she got home about six thirty.
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  Speaker 1: That is crazy.
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  Speaker 3: That is a good run.
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  Speaker 1: She is a part I love that