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Q Morning Show #794 - 09-23-26 · Riggs, Katelyn, & Erica - The Q Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: 93 Q. It's Houston's country leader. Hi there. It's Riggs,
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  Speaker 1: Caitlin and Erica. It's this Saturday morning, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: September suicide prevention month. And I'm going to be at
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  Speaker 1: the out of the darkness walk. So we're supporting people's
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  Speaker 1: mental health and it's going to be a great community
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  Speaker 1: event Saturday. I'm excited to be a part of it
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  Speaker 1: at a town green park in the woodlands. We'll see
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  Speaker 1: you there with 93 Q. Why is your, I'm, I'm
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  Speaker 1: clueless as a husband. I'll say this right now. They
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  Speaker 1: kind of on a public forum, but I feel like
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  Speaker 1: Mark's on another level. He's, he's at another plane. I'm
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  Speaker 1: kind of jealous of it a little bit. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going to lie. I'm kind of jealous.
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  Speaker 2: So Mark wants nothing. My husband Mark wants, this is Erica.
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  Speaker 2: He wants something to do with finances, okay?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Erica.
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  Speaker 3: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 2: Because sometimes people are like, well, who? You know, new people.
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  Speaker 2: So he wants something to do with finances. He doesn't
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  Speaker 2: want to know how much we pay for anything. He
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  Speaker 2: doesn't know how much he gets paid. He doesn't know
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  Speaker 2: when he gets paid. And he's totally fine with that.
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  Speaker 2: As long as his card works when he swipes it,
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  Speaker 2: he doesn't care. He doesn't care what I spend money on.
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  Speaker 2: So we go grocery shopping, right? And the lady's like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, $ 400 or whatever. And he looks at the
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  Speaker 2: bags and goes, For what?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, first time at the grocery store, huh, buddy?
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  Speaker 2: I guess he just never has paid attention or something.
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  Speaker 2: And so I was like, what do you mean? And
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  Speaker 2: he goes, show me what we bought that was $ 400.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't buy any meat, you guys. Like there was
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  Speaker 2: no protein in there.
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  Speaker 4: You're like with these three bags right here.
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  Speaker 2: It was all just like stuff for the kids lunch or,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like an easy breakfast, like cereals and chips and.
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  Speaker 2: There was a lot of vegetables, actually. And so he's like, what?
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  Speaker 2: What is $ 400? I go, babe, you have not been
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  Speaker 2: grocery shopping in a long time. You haven't heard people
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  Speaker 2: talking about how we can't even afford to eat anymore?
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, I thought that was normal old people talk.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm like, no, this is everybody talk.
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  Speaker 1: It's everybody. In this economy?
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  Speaker 4: In this economy?
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  Speaker 1: In this economy?
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  Speaker 2: It was so embarrassing because he's like, $ 400 for what?
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  Speaker 5: Show me.
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  Speaker 2: Show me what I bought that.
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  Speaker 1: Was $ 400. That reminds me of, not to compare Mark,
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  Speaker 1: your husband, to Mariah Carey, but the time when they
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  Speaker 1: were trying to tell Mariah Carey that they were asking
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  Speaker 1: her how much she pays for electric bills. And she
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  Speaker 1: was like, what do you mean? Electricity is free. She
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  Speaker 1: has people that do things for her. But when you
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  Speaker 1: have somebody that takes care of buying anything, not you
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  Speaker 1: take it for granted, but you don't think about it.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, okay, somebody else is paying it. It can't
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  Speaker 1: be that expensive. You just know what you're putting in
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  Speaker 1: the cart and how much that costs. You don't see
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  Speaker 1: the final bill to go, what? $ 400? So when you
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  Speaker 1: do or you see that you get an electric bill
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  Speaker 1: like Mariah Carey didn't know, she gets those bills all
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  Speaker 1: the time.
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  Speaker 4: I would like to defend my friend Mark here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I always want to defend my friend Mark.
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  Speaker 4: You know, we're the only two people that are keeping
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  Speaker 4: Long John Silvers in business.
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  Speaker 1: You are. That is true, Caitlin. That's true.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't complain about that price.
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  Speaker 4: I'd like to defend my friend Mark here in saying
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  Speaker 4: that I, too, ask the same question every single time
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  Speaker 4: I go to the grocery store. And I'm there all
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  Speaker 4: the time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 1: That's facts, too.
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  Speaker 4: I get the bill and I'm like, what?
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  Speaker 1: I'll have one bag.
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  Speaker 4: What did I buy myself that was this much money?
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Mark is like a brand new person to me sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 4: One bag.
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  Speaker 2: We have to pay for groceries? When did this start happening?
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  Speaker 1: This was $ 86. I didn't even fill two bags. What happened?
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  Speaker 1: How is that possible?
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad he doesn't pay attention at Costco. He would
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  Speaker 2: probably pass out.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Costco. Costco's dangerous.
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  Speaker 4: Costco feels worth it because you're getting bulk, okay? Every
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  Speaker 4: time I walk into the grocery store, it's like it
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  Speaker 4: slaps me with $ 100 as soon as I walk in
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  Speaker 4: the door.
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  Speaker 2: For nothing. For two bags.
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  Speaker 1: I'll say that, but I also don't know how much
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  Speaker 1: things should cost in bulk like that. 50 batteries, okay,
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  Speaker 1: $ 15 sounds right. Is that good for 50?
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  Speaker 2: That's super cheap.
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  Speaker 4: $ 15 for 50 batteries in this economy?
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  Speaker 2: When's the last time you bought batteries, sir?
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  Speaker 1: In this economy?
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  Speaker 2: Where are you buying those?
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  Speaker 1: Costco? I don't remember how much they were.
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  Speaker 2: No, you do not.
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  Speaker 1: But I just grab things in bulk at Costco and assume, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm buying it in bulk. It must be a good price.
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  Speaker 1: It's at Costco. And then I end up buying more things,
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  Speaker 1: and then it's $ 400 at Costco. Why not? I'll use these.
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  Speaker 1: I'll eat all these protein pancakes. No.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, we will. Like, we get our money's worth
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  Speaker 2: out of Costco.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: For sure.
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  Speaker 1: Is there a clueless spouse in your house?
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  Speaker 6: 713-370-0929.
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  Speaker 2: Well, in his defense, I am clueless about gas. I
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  Speaker 2: haven't pumped my own gas in eight years. And I
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  Speaker 2: have no idea how much gas costs.
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  Speaker 1: I'm clueless to how much a lot right now.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm clueless to how much I'll actually spend on your
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  Speaker 1: hair and everything that you do, because my wife does things.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, you don't want to know how much I
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  Speaker 1: spend on this stuff. I'm like, no, I do. She goes, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you really don't.
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  Speaker 4: There's some questions you just don't ask.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And that's one of them. And I won't. You want us.
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  Speaker 2: To look good?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Don't mind your business, sir.
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  Speaker 1: But you already look good. You don't have to do
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  Speaker 1: things to make yourself look good.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, sit down.
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  Speaker 1: See, I say that.
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  Speaker 4: You're actually beautiful. Yeah, you already look good. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 4: I'm doing all these things in the background that you
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  Speaker 4: don't even know about.
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  Speaker 1: Do all women say the same thing? My wife says
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  Speaker 1: that exact same thing verbatim. Do you guys have a script?
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  Speaker 1: You all say the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: Because it's annoying. I mean, thank you for saying that,
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  Speaker 2: but annoying.
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  Speaker 1: 713-370- 0-9-2-9.
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  Speaker 4: My husband, you're naturally beautiful. How are you going to
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  Speaker 4: lie to my face like that? I just got home
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  Speaker 4: from my Botox appointment.
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  Speaker 1: We really did this, though. We mean it, though. You
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  Speaker 1: are naturally beautiful. 93Q, Houston's Country Leader. Hey, it's Florida
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  Speaker 1: Georgia Line. Get back together. 93Q, Houston's Country Leader. Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: It's Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica. Who is the clueless one
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  Speaker 1: in your house? The one that just doesn't know what
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  Speaker 1: things cost or how things appear and how things get
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  Speaker 1: done sometimes? Like, ooh, the laundry fairy came. Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: I have a magic table. I leave everything there, and
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  Speaker 2: it's cleaned up.
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  Speaker 1: It's gone the next day. So who is it in
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  Speaker 1: your house? 713-370-0929. Good morning.
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  Speaker 6: Who's this?
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  Speaker 1: This is Rob.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Rob in Pearland, who is also a playwright. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you know this about Rob in Pearland.
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  Speaker 4: Rob does a little bit of everything.
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  Speaker 1: Rob sent me three acts to a play. This is
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  Speaker 1: a real thing. Rob wrote a play, and I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to read it this weekend, Rob.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, no rush, brother.
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  Speaker 6: It's a rock opera.
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  Speaker 1: Are you the clueless one in your house, Rob?
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  Speaker 4: I am, 100%.
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  Speaker 5: What are you clueless? It's terrible.
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  Speaker 3: Everything.
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  Speaker 5: My wife makes sure that I have mouthwash when the
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  Speaker 5: lawn guy comes and when the filters need to get changed.
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  Speaker 5: And I don't even know how.
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  Speaker 6: To work the sprinklers.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, it's insanity. My house would literally fall apart
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  Speaker 6: without her.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's some things like that that my wife doesn't
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  Speaker 1: realize happen, like the filter. fridge filter fairy that comes
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  Speaker 1: and replaces it. She's like, the light's on. Oh, wait,
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  Speaker 1: the light's not on anymore. That's because I replaced the filter.
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  Speaker 5: She's on all of that.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: I'm telling you, I don't think you understand. Y'all give
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  Speaker 5: a mark a hard time about.
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  Speaker 6: The grocery store. I am so bad. It's terrible.
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  Speaker 2: So I will do the majority of everything, but when
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  Speaker 2: it comes to, and I'll use quotes, man-type stuff, I refuse.
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  Speaker 2: I will not take out the trash. I won't touch
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  Speaker 2: the trash. I won't break down boxes. I'll throw them outside.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: As soon as I'm done with them, I throw them outside.
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  Speaker 2: You take care of that. That's a you job.
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  Speaker 5: A couple years ago, I came home and my house
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  Speaker 5: had door pulls on the cabinets that weren't there before.
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  Speaker 6: My wife does everything.
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  Speaker 3: I feel bad saying it.
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  Speaker 1: My wife used to mow the lawn and help out
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  Speaker 1: at the house, but her idea of mowing the lawn
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  Speaker 1: was just mowing the part that she liked to mow,
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  Speaker 1: not the sunny part in the back or the hill
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  Speaker 1: in the back. She was like, you can do the
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  Speaker 1: other parts. I just want to do the front where
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  Speaker 1: it's easy.
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  Speaker 4: I did my part and left the lawn mower out
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  Speaker 4: for you.
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  Speaker 1: That's what she did. I was like, thanks.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: I like her already.
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  Speaker 1: She's so cute. So funny.
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  Speaker 2: It is so her.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for calling, Rob.
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  Speaker 5: You guys have a great day.
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  Speaker 1: You too, man. 93Q, who's this?
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  Speaker 7: Good morning.
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  Speaker 6: This is Ted from Cleveland.
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  Speaker 1: Ted in Cleveland. What's up, man?
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  Speaker 7: The mob member.
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  Speaker 5: Hey.
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  Speaker 1: Take care, brother.
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  Speaker 7: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 9: Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Morning. Thank you for the formal introduction, Ted.
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  Speaker 3: Love that. Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Who's the clueless one in your house?
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  Speaker 6: My son.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: He is eight years old. First, I want to give
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  Speaker 7: him a shout out. His name is Eli. He, I
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  Speaker 7: love him so much.
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  Speaker 1: Before you go in on him, he's eight.
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  Speaker 4: I love to start it off like that. I love
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  Speaker 4: him so much.
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  Speaker 1: He's eight.
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  Speaker 7: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: I love him so much, but.
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  Speaker 7: Right, right, but he thinks mom and dad's got all
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  Speaker 7: the money in the world.
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  Speaker 9: Yep.
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  Speaker 7: He thinks, dad, you got your credit card. You can
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  Speaker 7: just swipe it. You know, I'm like, kid, you don't
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  Speaker 7: understand about money yet because somebody's got to pay that
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  Speaker 7: credit card bill.
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  Speaker 1: You don't understand about paying the bill. You don't get
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  Speaker 1: the bill, my brother in Christ.
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  Speaker 2: My daughter's favorite line, then why are you always working
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  Speaker 2: if you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't have money? Wow. Right? Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Right? Because you don't.
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  Speaker 1: Stop eating, kid.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Ted, thank you for calling us this morning. It's great
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  Speaker 1: to hear from you.
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  Speaker 7: And I want to give a big shout out to
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  Speaker 7: Greenleaf Elementary in Splendora, Texas.
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  Speaker 1: Outstanding. Thank you so much for listening out in Cleveland.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you.
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  Speaker 7: Have a great morning and God bless y'all.
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  Speaker 10: Beautiful.
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: You could get a brand-new, almost $ 500, 000 home for only $ 100.
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  Speaker 1: It's the St. Jude Dream Home giveaway happening right now.
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  Speaker 1: Go to 93qcountry. com and get your ticket for just $ 100.
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: There are a limited amount of tickets, and once they
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: are gone, they are gone. But you could get a home,
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  Speaker 1: a brand-new home for $ 100. That's wild, and it's a
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  Speaker 1: beautiful home. Go to 93qcountry. com for all the info. Fees
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  Speaker 1: are so out of control. What happens when the fee
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  Speaker 1: is actually more than what you are buying? I encountered
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  Speaker 1: that yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: You guys.
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  Speaker 1: It was insane.
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  Speaker 4: How is it more than what you're buying?
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  Speaker 1: I had to ask the woman like five different times.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, are you serious? What were you buying?
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious with me right now?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, what?
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  Speaker 1: Here's what we did, all right? All right. The wife
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  Speaker 1: and I, we purchased a van, a Sprinter van.
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  Speaker 10: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And we're having it built out. We're going to do
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  Speaker 1: some travel adventures, right?
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  Speaker 10: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: We decided to name her Little Orphan Vanny. We gave
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  Speaker 1: it a name. She has an Instagram page and everything.
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  Speaker 1: Because it was a work van, we cleaned it up.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to make it like a nice camping van.
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  Speaker 1: So we gave her a name. And I thought that
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  Speaker 1: it would be cool since we're going to like Put
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  Speaker 1: her on the internet and stuff to have a plate,
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: one of those custom plates that you can get. You
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: see them all the time.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I've never done that before, getting a custom plate. You've
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  Speaker 1: got to pay a little extra for those.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: And you can buy it for three or five years.
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  Speaker 1: So I looked into it, and I was like, all right,
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  Speaker 1: then we'll make it a little investment and get a
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  Speaker 1: license plate that just says Vanny. Okay. So I ordered
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  Speaker 1: the custom plate, and it came in. I went downtown
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  Speaker 1: to pick it up at the tax collector's office. Easy.
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  Speaker 1: I already paid for everything. So when I go up
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  Speaker 1: and I pick up the plate, she goes, well, there's
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  Speaker 1: going to be a charge to have to reprint the
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: registration sticker because it's a new plate. And there's a
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  Speaker 1: 50 cent charge for that. And I was like, okay,
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: here's a dollar. And she goes, I'm sorry, we don't
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  Speaker 1: take cash. We take credit cards only. And there's a
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  Speaker 1: $ 1 processing fee. And I go, wait, so I'm paying
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  Speaker 1: $ 1. 50 for something that costs $ 0. 50? I go, can I
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  Speaker 1: just give you $ 0.
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  Speaker 6: 50?
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  Speaker 1: She was like, no, we only take cards. And I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I know it's only $ 1. 50, but it's principal.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: To me, I have a $ 1 transaction fee for something
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  Speaker 1: that costs $ 0. 50. Why wouldn't you just take cash? I
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: was so furious, and I felt like such a boomer.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, why can't I just pay with cash?
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  Speaker 1: Why do I got to pay with my card?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's only $ 1. 50, I get it, but it
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  Speaker 2: was just the principle of the matter.
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  Speaker 1: It was the principle of the matter, but I was like,
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  Speaker 1: fees are out of control. I got charged fees for
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  Speaker 1: not using a savings account.
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  Speaker 5: At a bank.
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  Speaker 1: I won't say what it was.
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  Speaker 4: They love to do that.
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  Speaker 1: They love sacking you with a fee. It was a
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  Speaker 1: savings account. I was saving my money, and you're charging
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  Speaker 1: me an inactivity fee. Five bucks a month.
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  Speaker 4: So yesterday we had this.
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  Speaker 8: Wild.
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  Speaker 3: Wild.
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  Speaker 4: Convention thing for work, and we had it at a hotel.
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  Speaker 4: And there was a moment where a few of us
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  Speaker 4: went to the bar restaurant to nourish ourselves. I went
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  Speaker 4: to go pay the tab. There was all these strange
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  Speaker 4: fees on the tab, like... we weren't even staying in
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  Speaker 4: the hotel where this conference was, but there were all
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  Speaker 4: these like weird hotel type fees that were attached to
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  Speaker 4: our meal because we were eating at the restaurant inside
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  Speaker 4: the hotel.
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  Speaker 6: Weird.
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  Speaker 4: I'm using meal in a very broad sense here, but
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  Speaker 4: you get what I'm saying?
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: Like, yes.
• 11:51
  Speaker 4: I was like, well, I almost asked the guy, you
• 11:53
  Speaker 4: know what? I was so uncomfortable with it. I ended
• 11:55
  Speaker 4: up paying it. It wasn't that much extra, but I
• 11:57
  Speaker 4: just was like, what, what are these charges?
• 12:00
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: A mimosa's a meal. We're fine with that. It's got
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: vitamin C.
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: And a coffee cup.
• 12:06
  Speaker 6: What?
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: They were there.
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: They were walking around in coffee cups.
• 12:11
  Speaker 4: No, we weren't.
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: That was coffee, Erica. You shut your mouth over there.
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: I could smell it.
• 12:18
  Speaker 4: Our coffee, I know it was good and fresh.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: It was coffee with orange juice.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: It was very refreshing.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: Disgusting.
• 12:24
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: Basically, moral of the story, fees suck and they're out
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: of control. I'm sorry for everyone that has to.
• 12:30
  Speaker 7: Deal with stupid fees.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: What about when they ask you to tip when they're
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: just standing there handing you something?
• 12:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God, the Froyo shop.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: Stop it.
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: They finally took the tip question off because so many
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: people were like, are.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: You for real? You spun around the iPad. I'm not
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: tipping you for that.
• 12:43
  Speaker 9: No.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: If you don't do anything for me, if I walk
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: up and order the food and you just hand me something,
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: no tip.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 12:48
  Speaker 8: No.
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: It's a wild world right there.
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: It's 93Q, Houston's country leader. I just realized we can't
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: do Caitlin Can't Lose either, by the way. Yeah.
• 12:58
  Speaker 4: Good times.
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: It's been a great morning.
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: It's been a good morning. You know what it's time for?
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: It's time for Jerk or Justified.
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: We can still have our moral dilemma this morning.
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: We can.
• 13:09
  Speaker 6: We can.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, go ahead.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: How are they going to tell us?
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: Who has the question? Caitlin, go ahead.
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: It's Erica.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, Erica? Okay, go ahead, because you both said question,
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: Who's going to tell us Jerk or Justified if they
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: can't call us?
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: I know they can't call right now.
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: Facebook.
• 13:22
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: You'll have to let us know on Facebook.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: We did put it on our Facebook page. It's on
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: the Facebook. That's where we go.
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: The Q Morning Show.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: The Q Morning Show with Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica presents.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: What do we got this morning, Erica, for Jerk or Justified? Oh,
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: All right, cool.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: Well, Nicole writes us up and says, I basically kicked
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: a complete stranger out of my front yard for sitting
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: under a tree. And now my neighbor says I was
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: completely out of line. Okay, so she looked out her
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: window the other day, noticed a man sitting in the
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: shade under a tree in her yard, went outside, asked
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: him what he was doing. He explained that he was
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: part of a landscaping crew working at my neighbor's house
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: across the street. and was just taking his break somewhere
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: out of the sun. I told him I understood, but
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: I'd rather he not hang out on my property and
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: asked him to take his break across the street where
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: he was actually working. He apologized and left, and I
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: thought that was the end of it. Well, then my
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: neighbor called and said I was being a jerk. The
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: worker wasn't damaging anything or bothering anyone. He was literally
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: just trying to escape the heat for a few minutes.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: I understand that, but it's still my yard. I don't
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: think I should have to let someone I don't know
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: use my property just because I have a shady tree.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: So am I a jerk for making the landscaper move
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: or justified because harmless or not, it's still my property?
• 14:38
  Speaker 11: Nicole.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Get off my lawn.
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: I mean, you have every right to do what you
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: want with your property, but it is a jerk move.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: Like this poor man's so hot out there. He's busting
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: his butt. Like he needed a little break.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: And that part, like.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: I totally and completely understand. But also when delivery drivers
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: are stealing kids off their front step, like get off
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: my property.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: A stranger, especially if you have children. Do you have kids?
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: Get off my property. I'll give you an umbrella. You
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: know what? I have a tent. You can have the tent.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: I will say I don't have a problem asking what
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: they're doing on your property. Because if someone was just
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: sitting in my front yard and I didn't know who
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: they were, I'd be like, hi, is everything okay? What
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: are you doing? And if they were like, oh, I'm just,
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: I'm working across the street, just taking a break. I'd
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: be like, okay, cool. I don't mind asking. I think
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: it's fine to ask. No, you can ask.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: But like my husband is a state trooper and he
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: will not have anybody in our yard.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: No? No. Not even just sitting there? No.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: He doesn't even want us going outside when delivery drivers
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: are dropping stuff off.
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: He's like, wait in the car.
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: Jeez.
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: I think there's also a difference of where you're living, too,
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: because there's some streets in my neighborhood where the street
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: is so small. Your yard is almost right in your neighbor's.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: front yard and you know you see the people that
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: are working the the neighborhood's busy that's different than like
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: you live on a secluded property somewhere and somebody's clearly
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: come like into your gated area and they're chilling under
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: your tree because you have a nice tree.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Nobody's around for miles so i guess that's.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: My question here is like is is she just like
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: in this neighborhood where you know he skipped right over
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: from the next yard to her tree.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: That's a fair point caitlin because if she doesn't cross the.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Street though yeah so he walked across.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: The street you said there yeah Was it a dense area,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: like a neighborhood in the Heights?
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Was it Ella Boulevard?
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, I passed over a big street to come sit here?
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: Or was it like a neighborhood street?
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or was this out in like Katy, somewhere in
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: like a Richmond area? Or was it way out in
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: the middle of nowhere? We'll go to our Facebook for
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: comments if you'd like to.
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: 93QHouston.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Because you can't call us. You can't call us.
• 16:41
  Speaker 11: Not yet.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: We'll let you know when you can, though. It's 93QHouston' s
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Country Leader. Jerker Justified with Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica. Shania. 93Q,
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: it's Houston's country leader. Good morning. It's Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: So the court of... I'm sorry.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Thanks, Shania.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: She's not impressed, just so you know.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I know she's not. I shouldn't have talked over the
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: queen like that.
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: Sorry.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Can I still call her that? I did.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: This morning, for jerk or justified in the court of
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: public opinion, she kicked someone off of her lawn. And
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: now she's wondering if she was a jerk for doing
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: it or justified. What kind of happened, Caitlin? Can you
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: kind of run through it real quick?
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: So basically she says, I noticed a complete stranger in
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: my front yard the other day laying down or resting
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: under my tree. Went out there, asked him, what are
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: you doing here? He said, oh, I'm just trying to
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: rest in the shade. I'm part of the lawn crew
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: that's working on your neighbor's yard across the street. And
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: you've got this big shady tree. She basically says like, hey, sorry,
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: but you can't just hang out on my property. You
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: need to go over to her property and hang out there.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: She says that she thought that was the end of it.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: He apologized. He left. But then the neighbor told her
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: the next day, like, hey, that was such a jerk move.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: Why wouldn't you just let him hang out there in
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: the shade? She's wondering, is she a jerk because she
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: asked him to leave her property? Or is she justified
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: because harmless or not, it's still her property?
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: And our phone lines are down, so we're taking it
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: to Facebook for the comments.
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Something broke on our phone lines this morning. We don't
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: know what happened, but we have a crew of people
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: working on it right now as we speak.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: So Lena says once he told me he was working
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: nearby and hot, I would have offered him water and
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: gone about my day. Now, a lot of people have agreed.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of comments that are like, I would
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: have just offered him some water, maybe even brought him
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: like something to sit on. Another person says this happens
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: on our property every Saturday. I have no problem with
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: it because I do know they're my neighbor's lawn crew.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Stacey says, it's free to be a decent human, especially
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: in this heat. But there are also, there's a good
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: amount of people like Kenneth who says, this is justified,
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: no offense, but my home isn't a random rest stop
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: for people. To walk to any house, you had to,
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: I mean, go to an establishment at that point if
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: you're going to be walking to a different house.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, watch the news for five minutes. You don't
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: want anybody around your property.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: This kind of stuff has happened at my house before
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: because there's so much construction at the three houses that
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: are being built next to our house so it's happened
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: a couple times and i don't mind it but i
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: also know like these guys they have trucks that they
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: could like sit and you can sit in a truck
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: and turn on the ac if you want to sometimes
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: if it's that hot outside because sometimes i don't even
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: want to sit under a tree i'm like i'd rather
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: sit in the air conditioning of my car so i
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: think you could do that too but i think you
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: should have just ended right there it's saying hey what
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: are you doing i'm sitting here for a minute oh
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: okay is he bothering anything is he doing anything wrong
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Let him go.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: About his business.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: No, and I get it.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: It's hot, right?
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: You want to rest somewhere, and I totally get it,
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: but I just don't trust anybody.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: So you can still go and argue about it at
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: our Facebook page. Does it feel like it's split, though?
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: A little bit?
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: There are more people leaning towards jerk, but it's a close.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Being a good human. Yeah. I guess so. Yes, we'll
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: take that. It's 93Q, Houston's country leader. We're Riggs, Caitlin,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: and Erica. We wish we could talk to you this morning.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: We could talk back. But our phones, they're broken. For
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: the moment. Just for the moment.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: Lauren and Henry went on what Henry thought was a
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: great first date until towards the end where Lauren abruptly
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: ended things because she had to get to work early
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: in the morning. Something she would have known from the
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: beginning of the date, right? Yeah, we're thinking the same
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: thing you're thinking. What's the real reason she had to leave?
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: We're going to find out right now with Second Date Update.
• 20:13
  Speaker 8: Hello?
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Hi, may I speak with Lauren, please?
• 20:15
  Speaker 8: Hey, yeah, this is she.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Hi, Lauren.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: This is Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica from 93Q. How are you?
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: Morning. Good morning.
• 20:21
  Speaker 11: I'm doing okay.
• 20:22
  Speaker 10: How are you?
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: We're great. We're just fantastic this morning. Woke up, had
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: some energy drinks, had a good hearty breakfast. But you
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: don't care about that. We're calling to talk to you.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Do you remember going out with somebody named Henry?
• 20:32
  Speaker 11: Oh, my God.
• 20:35
  Speaker 8: Seriously?
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Seriously.
• 20:37
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: So based on that reaction, I'm guessing you didn't call
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: him back because your feet weren't hurting?
• 20:41
  Speaker 11: My feet?
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Well, that's what he said.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: He said you were in High Hill, so he thinks
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: that maybe he had you walking too much?
• 20:48
  Speaker 11: God, wait. That's what he thinks happened?
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: I mean, he couldn't think of another reason, a better reason.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: He said you had to leave because you had to
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: be at work early, but I mean, that's something you
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: should have known at the beginning of the date, right?
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:59
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's absolutely something I would have known at the
• 21:01
  Speaker 11: beginning of the date.
• 21:02
  Speaker 8: No.
• 21:03
  Speaker 11: So I actually left because he spent our entire date
• 21:06
  Speaker 11: listening to a freaking football game.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: A football game?
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: So, okay.
• 21:11
  Speaker 11: So we go on a date. Henry has a, like
• 21:15
  Speaker 11: his ear pod in the whole time. And- At first, like,
• 21:20
  Speaker 11: you know, I didn't think anything about it. But then
• 21:23
  Speaker 11: during it, like we're at dinner and he randomly yells out, yes,
• 21:27
  Speaker 11: like super loud. And I was very confused.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: They did this at dinner? At dinner?
• 21:32
  Speaker 8: At dinner.
• 21:33
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 21:33
  Speaker 11: Like I practically jumped out of my skin. Like I
• 21:36
  Speaker 11: didn't know what was happening.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: And there wasn't like a game on a screen somewhere
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: that you could see that he was watching? You're pretty
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: sure he was listening to the game?
• 21:42
  Speaker 11: No, no TVs. So that's why I was super confused.
• 21:46
  Speaker 11: And so then he just casually explains like, oh, sorry,
• 21:49
  Speaker 11: my team just scored. And I was like, wait, what
• 21:52
  Speaker 11: is going on? So then I realized this entire time
• 21:55
  Speaker 11: we've been at dinner and talking, he's had his AirPod
• 21:57
  Speaker 11: in and he's been listening to the game like on
• 22:00
  Speaker 11: an AirPod.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I It's always alarming when somebody has one
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: AirPod in, like only one AirPod in. I'm like, what
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: are you doing? Are you having a conversation? That would
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: have been weird from the jump.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Henry, please tell me you were not listening to the
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: game the whole entire time. Henry's on the line, by
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: the way.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Are you still there, Henry?
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm here.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: I'm here.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: And you brought up a very good point. I only
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: had one AirPod in, just one.
• 22:22
  Speaker 11: Okay, yeah, so that totally changes everything.
• 22:26
  Speaker 8: I mean, my gosh.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, my other ear was completely available.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Your other ear was available.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: That sounds romantic. Wow.
• 22:35
  Speaker 11: The crazy thing is like when he wasn't, he wasn't
• 22:38
  Speaker 11: just listening to the game. Like he would randomly react
• 22:41
  Speaker 11: to the plays while we were in the middle of conversation.
• 22:45
  Speaker 11: And so he'd suddenly blurt out like, let's go. And
• 22:49
  Speaker 11: I was like, what is going on here? Of course
• 22:52
  Speaker 11: I would stop talking because I thought he was reacting
• 22:55
  Speaker 11: to me. And I, I was, I had no idea
• 22:57
  Speaker 11: what was happening.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: That's so bad.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: I am so confused as to why Henry would have
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: not even remotely mentioned this to us when we talked
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: to you earlier, Henry.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: We could have definitely told you this is the reason why.
• 23:09
  Speaker 9: 100%.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Is this normal behavior for you to just be listening
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: to games and multitasking while you're engaging with people?
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: No, it's not normal behavior. I mean, I'm a huge
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: football guy. Like, I played in high school.
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: I played in college.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Football's been a huge... Part of my life, you know,
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: and I mean, to be honest, I also had some
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: money riding on it.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh, Henry. I don't even know what to
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: do with you.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: Well, why schedule a date that night if you already
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: knew the game was going to be happening? You had
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: money riding on it. You were going to need undivided attention.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I can multitask, man. I can go
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: on a date and listen to the game, you know?
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: No, no. No, you cannot. Plus, you can just check
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: the score on your phone. You don't have to listen
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: to the play-by-play announcers.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: And, like, when you're on a date, like, your only
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: thing is to get to know Lauren, does it?
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I get it.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: But it also wasn't just, like, a little bet. It
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: was a pretty substantial bet. So I kind of needed
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: the play-by-play.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Did you end up winning, by the way?
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Part of me doesn't want to admit, but, yeah, I did.
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: I did.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: At least you won something, because I don't think you're
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: going to win a second date with Lauren this morning.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Lauren, you want to go on a second date with him? No.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't either.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: You're on a date. Like, you're literally on a date
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: with an AirPod in, which is even worse.
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 24:27
  Speaker 11: So the worst part is that, like, I had asked
• 24:29
  Speaker 11: him a question, and then there was just complete silence.
• 24:33
  Speaker 11: And so I looked at him, and I realized he
• 24:35
  Speaker 11: hadn't heard a single word that I had said the
• 24:37
  Speaker 11: entire time.
• 24:38
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Yours is on a date by herself, basically.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Wild behavior.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: It probably just turned into a fun game for her
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: halfway through. Like, let's just see how this goes. This
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: is going to be great to tell everybody later.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Just start asking them questions.
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: What did you think about that story I just told you?
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: All right, probably not going to be a second date. But, Henry,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: hopefully you learned something out of this. And, Lauren, we're
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: so sorry we wasted your time this morning with this
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: guy again.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: More time.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: More time wasted with him.
• 25:00
  Speaker 11: Yeah, right, exactly.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: They're proving that it's a jungle out there for people
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: to date, man.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: I don't think Henry learned anything from this.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I don't think he did either. I think Henry thought it.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Wasn't a big deal.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: I did learn something.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: What did you learn?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: What did you learn?
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: What?
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: That is to find a girl that is not so needy.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: Bye, Henry.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh. Goodbye, Henry.
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: Bye.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: 93Q, it's Houston's country leader. Good morning. We're Riggs, Caitlin,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: and Erica. Oh, would you look at that? Look at that.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: The phones work again.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: See?
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Hip, hip.
• 25:30
  Speaker 8: Good.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: I was hoping they would for this.
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: Hip, hip.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Hooray. Three cheers for working phones. Hip, hip. Hooray. There
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: we go. 713-370-0929. Let's lock it in there. We're just
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: beat up.
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: 713-370-0929.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Caitlin, good morning. Good morning. Erica, good morning.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Good morning.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Everybody, good morning.
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: Good morning, everybody.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: We're roasting our husbands this morning.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Because Erica kicked it off talking about Mark, and it's
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: time for my husband, Matthew, to shine here.
• 25:57
  Speaker 10: Oh, no.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: He's in the hot seat now?
• 25:59
  Speaker 10: He is.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: And you know what?
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Bless his heart.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: He was trying to do something sweet for me.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Step on up, Matthew.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Y'all know my husband's like one of the sweetest men ever, right?
• 26:08
  Speaker 11: He is.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Super nice.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: And very golden retriever energy. I wouldn't say he's goofy
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: in that way, but like he just is... He's the nicest,
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: happiest guy. Doesn't like a lot of conflict.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have your back for it no matter
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: what on this, Matthew.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, you don't really need to have his back because, look,
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: he was trying to do something nice, okay? So we're
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: in the car the other day. I get out, and
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: we have to run by Target. I've got to do
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: like a drive-by of Target. He's dropping me off in
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: the front. The kids are in the back screaming. I've
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: got to run in. I've got to get some pull-up
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: diapers and a couple other things.
• 26:43
  Speaker 9: Sure.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Quick trip in and out.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: He drops me off, not right up at the front,
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: but kind of like down one of the parking rows.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: And I go to walk off and he's driving off
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: in the truck to go park somewhere. And I hear
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: the window roll down and real loud. He goes, and
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: there were people like coming in and out of Target.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: He goes, hey. Wipe your butt off! But he didn't
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: say butt. He said another word that I can't scream
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: on the radio right now. And, like, I see every
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: single person in the parking lot and standing in front
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: of Target immediately turn to look and start looking at
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: my backside.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: He was yelling at you or was he yelling at
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: one of your kids in the backseat?
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: No, he was yelling at me.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: At you?
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: So evidently, like, y'all know, especially with kids in the cars,
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: there's always crumbs.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: And we were in Dallas visiting our family up there.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: So there was like road trip snacks and stuff all
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: on the seat.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: So in your cars, you got to clean out the
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: seats before you get in.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: Whatever it was, I was in black leggings and it
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: was all over the back of me. And I appreciate
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: him because he didn't want me going in looking all
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: crusty and dusty on my backside. But in doing so,
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: he got the attention of the entire parking lot.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Look at your butt.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Because he was like a pretty good ways away down
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: the aisle by the time he rolled down the window
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: to tell me. And I just imagined him in the
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: car like, oh, no, she's got something on the back
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: of her pants.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Hey, wipe your butt off!
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Everybody turns. Who? Me?
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: Me?
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: Her?
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: He could have called you or texted you, but he
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: really wanted the immediacy. He didn't want you to go
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: into the store and have any sort of embarrassment. That's terrible.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: I just dusted it off and went, thanks, really loud
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: back across the parking lot.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Now everyone's checking out Caitlyn's bug.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: Now everyone's looking.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Everybody's looking now.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: No one even noticed.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: And it just is, you know, guys do this sometimes.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: And so do girls. We do this to our partners.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: We think we're helping and we're actually calling out something
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: that no.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: One would have noticed. But they also say in front
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: of the kids and the kids like pick up on it.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Like Elena was telling Mark's mom, oh, my daddy loves
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: my mom's booty cheeks.
• 28:40
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 28:41
  Speaker 9: Why? Why?
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Why does she know?
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: How?
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: He goes, oh, yeah, I forgot I said that.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Something about hearing a little kid say booty cheeks makes
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: me laugh.
• 28:49
  Speaker 10: You know what?
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: At least she knows her parents are in love.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: She does.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: But still, who else is she? You know kids, they
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: go to school and they say everything.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: What else is she saying? They repeat it all. They
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: repeat it all. Did your spouse embarrass you somehow in
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: this way? Maybe not as aggressively or maybe more aggressively.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: They mean well.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: They do.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: They truly mean well.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Kareem did, though.
• 29:12
  Speaker 10: 713-370-0929.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: We can talk to you after Ella Langley. So if
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: you go to 93qcountry. com and click on that contest page,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: you can win tickets to see Carter Faith when she
• 29:20
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• 29:23
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Go to 93qcountry. com right now and get those Carter Faith
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: tickets with 93Q. It's Houston's country leader. Good morning. It's Riggs, Caitlin,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: and Erica. So how did your spouse embarrass you, or
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: what did they do that was embarrassing? Because sometimes they
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: can shout things from across the parking lot, like we
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: were hearing from Caitlin. that she had something on her
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: bottom but now getting everybody to look at it now
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: now everybody's checking out her butt in the parking lot
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: great thanks thanks what did your spouse do huh 713-370-0929
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: who's this it's julie.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: Julie, what did your husband do or your significant other?
• 29:55
  Speaker 8: My husband taught my autistic son a word, and now
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: I can't get him to stop it. When we're in
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: the apartment, he's like, hey, baby, come here, you know.
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: I need you to do this. Now my son accomplishes
• 30:07
  Speaker 8: something on his tablet. He goes, yeah, baby, yeah. I'm like,
• 30:11
  Speaker 8: are you, Julie?
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love that.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: I can't get him to stop.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: Does he ever refer to you as hey baby because
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: he hears dad doing it?
• 30:20
  Speaker 8: No, no, no. It's always his game. So on our
• 30:22
  Speaker 8: way to his school this morning, I was like, bubba,
• 30:24
  Speaker 8: we need to start saying dude instead of baby. He's like,
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: call mama dude. Call mom dude.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: You never thought you'd be saying that.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: At this point, I would take bra. I would take
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: bra over what you're calling me.
• 30:37
  Speaker 8: If it comes out of my son's mouth.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious. Thanks for calling this morning.
• 30:42
  Speaker 11: Thanks.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: My aunt and uncle, both my aunts, by the way,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: they taught me to say something when I was little.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: What was it?
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I used to love drinking Coca-Cola. And whenever I would
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: open a can, they would teach me to go, mmm, Coke.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: But this was the 80s. Oh, no. When cocaine was
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: running rampant. So I would be in public at restaurants
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: with my mom. When I wasn't with my aunts, and
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I would go, mmm, Coke. And my mom was like,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: where did you learn that? I was like, no. I
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: was like, no, I love Coca-Cola. I like drinking Coke.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: And my mom was like, why did you teach my
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: child that?
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: Yesterday, my best friend Jasmine.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Especially to do it that way.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: My best friend Jasmine was over at the house yesterday
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: for dinner, and Elio walked up and pinched her right
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: on the butt.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: What?
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And I was like, buddy, no. But my husband
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: does that to me all the time at the house playfully,
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: and so he just walked up and did it.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Son, that's called assault.
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, no, buddy. No, no.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: We don't do that. No.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Your teacher can do it once, and he'll keep repeating it.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Monkey see monkey do it.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: They only pick up on the bad stuff.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Only the bad stuff, yes.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: Hey, what's the saying? Teach a man to fish and he'll... What?
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: What's that saying?
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Teach a man to fish and he'll fish for the
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: rest of his life?
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Something like that.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: All right, come on down, Avery. The price is right.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Welcome to Second Date Update.
• 31:59
  Speaker 9: Thank you, guys. I'm really honestly thankful that you guys
• 32:02
  Speaker 9: finally reached out. I have literally never been ghosted in
• 32:05
  Speaker 9: my life. And so I called you guys first.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: Whoa, you go girl. First time ever ghosted.
• 32:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: It's a pretty good track record.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: How did you, uh, and Brandon, right? How did y'all meet?
• 32:16
  Speaker 9: Um, Brandon and I met on coffee meets bagel. It's
• 32:20
  Speaker 9: a dating app. I just, I started Googling dating apps
• 32:22
  Speaker 9: and that one seemed interesting. I don't know. It just
• 32:25
  Speaker 9: sounded different. Um, I gave it a rule and ended
• 32:27
  Speaker 9: up matching with him. Um, and I was looking forward.
• 32:30
  Speaker 9: I was looking for something longterm. Um, obviously I was wrong.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Well, Tell us about the date at least.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Where did you go?
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: How did it go? All that good stuff.
• 32:40
  Speaker 9: As the name of the dating app fits, we met
• 32:43
  Speaker 9: at a coffee shop in Edo.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 32:46
  Speaker 9: It was like an evening time-ish, and so we had
• 32:49
  Speaker 9: a coffee, and then we went to snacks and drinks
• 32:51
  Speaker 9: after that, but we didn't do dinner or anything.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 32:54
  Speaker 9: And I thought I thought it went fairly well. He
• 32:58
  Speaker 9: he just Brandon seemed to get a little squirmy and
• 33:01
  Speaker 9: he kept checking his watch. And he said he was
• 33:04
  Speaker 9: like looking at football alerts. But I feel like it
• 33:06
  Speaker 9: was something else.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: OK, you have to elaborate a little bit, please.
• 33:11
  Speaker 9: I mean, he left really, really quickly when when the
• 33:14
  Speaker 9: date ended. He said something didn't look right on his
• 33:17
  Speaker 9: doorbell camera and he needed to get home to check
• 33:19
  Speaker 9: on things. So I was like, maybe he has a pet.
• 33:21
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Do you think that maybe it was the conversation? Like,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: did you say something? It's just like it's weird that
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: he left so quickly. It sounds like things weren't going
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: well or something.
• 33:30
  Speaker 9: I don't know. Honestly, like you guys need to ask him.
• 33:35
  Speaker 9: The conversation went really well. We didn't discuss politics. We
• 33:39
  Speaker 9: didn't talk about past relationships. Like I didn't mention long
• 33:43
  Speaker 9: term relationships. I didn't say I needed a marriage or anything.
• 33:47
  Speaker 9: I know that that can make men uneasy and like
• 33:49
  Speaker 9: freak out right away.
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: But yeah.
• 33:51
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Well, we'll give him a call and see if we
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: can find out exactly what happened and get his side
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: of the story. That sound all right?
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:58
  Speaker 9: Thank you. I'm very anxious to understand why he's ghosting me.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: We'll do that coming up on IA3Q' s Second Date Update.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: So Avery went out with Brandon. They met on Coffee
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Meets Bagel. I didn't know that was a dating app.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Didn't know either. So they went out for coffee. Brandon
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: was a little squirmy during the date, and then he
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: bolted like as soon as things were over. So she's
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: wondering what the heck happened. We'll find out right now
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: for 93Q' s second date update.
• 34:25
  Speaker 9: Hello?
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Hi there.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: May I please speak with Brandon?
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: Yep, speaking.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: Hi, Brandon. This is Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica from 93Q.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: Do you know us?
• 34:34
  Speaker 7: Oh, no way.
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know y'all.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: Because we know you.
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: Did I win something?
• 34:37
  Speaker 10: I signed up for something.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: What'd I win?
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Well, you haven't won anything yet, Brandon, but you might
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: win a date with Avery if we can work this
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: whole thing out.
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: Oh, wait. This is the same Avery I've been out with. Yeah.
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: I haven't.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, probably. I don't know how many Averys you're going
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: out with.
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: No, no, just the one, just the one.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Well, she's just wondering why you left her on read.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Apparently you left in a hurry, and now you haven't
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: called her back. We're just wondering, and she's really wondering,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: what happened?
• 35:05
  Speaker 10: Listen, I mean, honestly, at the end of the day,
• 35:08
  Speaker 10: I'm just not, I'm at a different place in my life,
• 35:11
  Speaker 10: and I'm just not interested in dating, you know, teenagers.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Teenagers?
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: Teenagers.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Hold on, wait a minute.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Spill the tea, Brandon. Is she a teenager? Certainly no.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: You mean she's acting like one?
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: No, just like women. Yes, exactly.
• 35:26
  Speaker 10: Just women who are acting like teenagers. I just, you know,
• 35:29
  Speaker 10: I couldn't wait to get out of there. It just
• 35:33
  Speaker 10: wasn't right, you know?
• 35:34
  Speaker 11: Why?
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Like, how is she being?
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: You know, she's super.
• 35:37
  Speaker 10: Sweet, you know, and I'm sure she's definitely going to
• 35:41
  Speaker 10: find someone who appreciates her childlike nature, you know. Honestly,
• 35:46
  Speaker 10: cut to the quick, she ordered a strawberry lemonade when
• 35:52
  Speaker 10: we went out to drinks. And, you know, I just
• 35:54
  Speaker 10: can't really understand it.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: He ordered a strawberry lemonade?
• 35:58
  Speaker 10: This is a red, you know, small red flag.
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: You got to follow your gut.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: What?
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Wait, are you being serious?
• 36:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: Strawberry lemonade.
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: I know, right?
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: Isn't that childish?
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: No, like we're not agreeing with you. Like that's like
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: maybe and we've had this a lot. The dumbest thing
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: I've literally ever heard. What's wrong with strawberry lemonade?
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know. They're delicious. What's the problem with the
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: strawberry lemonade?
• 36:22
  Speaker 10: I've never seen a grown adult order one of those.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: What?
• 36:25
  Speaker 10: I have two nephews, four and seven years old. That
• 36:29
  Speaker 10: is their go-to drink every time they go to a restaurant.
• 36:32
  Speaker 10: They love strawberry lemonade. You know what you can tell
• 36:35
  Speaker 10: a lot about a person? By their drink order, you know?
• 36:38
  Speaker 10: And I can just tell that Avery is going to
• 36:40
  Speaker 10: be pretty high maintenance.
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  Speaker 4: My husband drinks strawberry lemonades, and he is far from
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: high maintenance.
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: Well, you know, to each their own. That's just not
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: right for me, you know?
• 36:51
  Speaker 9: That's why you're not calling me back, because I ordered
• 36:53
  Speaker 9: a strawberry lemonade.
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  Speaker 7: That's Avery.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Avery. She's listening.
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  Speaker 6: Hi.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, no, I just, you know, I think that you
• 37:03
  Speaker 10: can tell a lot about a person by your drink order.
• 37:07
  Speaker 10: And you ordering a strawberry lemonade just tells me that
• 37:10
  Speaker 10: you might have some maturing to do and some growing
• 37:13
  Speaker 10: up to do. And, you know, I'm just not interested
• 37:16
  Speaker 10: in parenting, you.
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: Know, a partner.
• 37:18
  Speaker 10: I'm looking for a fully grown woman.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: And not a child. And that gave me, that just
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: flew up some flags.
• 37:26
  Speaker 9: That is so unbelievably shallow. And it's a drink. Like,
• 37:30
  Speaker 9: I'm mature. I'm very relieved finding this out now instead
• 37:36
  Speaker 9: of down the road. I'm really sorry. I'm sorry, guys.
• 37:40
  Speaker 9: I wish I hadn't wasted your time by calling you.
• 37:42
  Speaker 9: But thank you for the help.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: That's it? Well, she's gone.
• 37:46
  Speaker 10: Maybe just try considering growing up if you want to
• 37:48
  Speaker 10: find like an actual life partner.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: Brandon, she actually hung up.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Avery hung up.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: And I would too, honestly, because this is one of
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: the weirdest things that I have ever heard. Like this
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: is blatantly just some made up excuse, right?
• 37:59
  Speaker 10: Of course, she just hung up because she's a child
• 38:02
  Speaker 10: and that's what children do. Isn't that the same type
• 38:04
  Speaker 10: of behavior? You know, don't confront your issues. You run
• 38:07
  Speaker 10: away from them.
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: Well, I made the right call.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Aren't we also supposed to have patience with people and
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: maybe be kind to people? A little bit.
• 38:14
  Speaker 10: I don't need to justify my standards, my boundaries.
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: You know, is there anything else? Because, you know, I
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: got a meeting to go to.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Now we are done with you. You can go ahead
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: and hang up on him.
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Wow.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: That's jerk material right there. A strawberry lemonade? That set
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: that guy.
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: Off, really?
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: He had to have just made that up because there
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: was some other reason that he didn't want to tell.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're such a child. It's the dingus.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dingus.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: It's the dingus of the day. Something stupid. Then the
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: corner ran away. Now let's all make fun of it.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: A guy got fired for something. He was just trying
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: to teach his kid to be an entrepreneur.
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: What?
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: He was kind of a dingus though. Dad wanted to
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: help his nine-year-old son get a few more views on
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: his Minecraft videos. You know what Minecraft is, Erica? Of course,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: I have children.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: He showed his son, like, hey, if you want to
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: be on YouTube, a lot of these creators, they buy ads.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: So he showed him how to buy a $ 20 YouTube ad.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Using his company's credit card. Dad gets called into a
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: meeting at work. The company credit card has $ 118, 000 that
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: has been charged. So his Minecraft and Roblox videos. Because
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: nobody was watching the videos and the son was getting upset.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: So the dad was like, well, sometimes if you promote
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: them like this, this is how you... He was trying
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: to teach him a cool thing about.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: That is nobody's fault but the dad's.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: It's 100% the dad's fault. So he gets fired, obviously,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: from his job because he used his company credit card.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Gets called into the office... His manager's there. Corporate representatives
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: are there. Finance is there. They show him this thing.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: His kid did get like 200,000 views on the video,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: so the campaign works. It's just a little cost per
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: view strategy. It could use a little bit of tweaking.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Hope you're good, kid. Dad's going to need some money.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's definitely cooked. So dad's going to be looking
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: for a new job. And maybe he can now make
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: YouTube videos with his son. Maybe they can have some
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: more bonding time together.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: That's such a nightmare.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's a blessing in disguise. Maybe don't use your
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: corporate car to buy a YouTube ad, you dingus. That's
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: why you're the dingus of the day, man. Riggs, Caitlin,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: and Erica present The Rico Report. What's trending in Houston
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: and beyond?
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: In a lot of families when the matriarch passes away,
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: the family kind of goes a little wild. And that
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: is definitely happening with Dolly Parton's family. And I'll tell
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: you what happened in just a second. First, let me
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: tell you that TMZ claims that Presley Gerber, who is
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: the son of Cindy Crawford.
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: He passed away, unfortunately, while he was in a rehab facility. Well,
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: they just found out that his doctor had him on ketamine,
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: which is the same drug that killed Matthew Perry. So
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: they're like, why would you have him on ketamine when
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: he already has drug addiction issues? Some of these things
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: just don't make any sense, but definitely praying for their
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: family because that is... Worst nightmare.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Addiction's a beast, too, to get under control.
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: Absolutely.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Relapsing and everything.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: And he's been having issues for a long time, according
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: to them. So Taylor Swift is releasing a new song
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: on Friday called Patient Zero. She posted, quote, I've been
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: patiently waiting to tell you.
• 41:33
  Speaker 11: Get it?
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Patient? Anyway, her lucky fans get to buy it three times.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Because she's selling three different versions on a CD on
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: her website. There's a regular version, an acoustic version, and
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: a piano version. Are they all in the same CD?
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: No.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: No, they're not. But you can buy three CDs.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, super.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Just to hear all three of them.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Mason brought up a good point the other day. Why
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: can't Taylor Swift fans work for the FBI? Because they're
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: so good at deciphering codes and finding out the little
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: hidden meanings that she has in things.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Jumping to conclusions.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all that stuff.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: And you know what? I can say that because I'm
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: a Swiftie.
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there you go.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: See?
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: But you're always looking into it.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Always, always.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: What does this mean? We're so used to finding Easter eggs.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: That's because there's seven letters in the words.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: But she has us trained like that, you know?
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: She leaves the Easter eggs. She does.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: So Dolly Parton's estate fired her nephew, Brian, who was
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: the head of her security. You've seen him all over
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: the place. He's the same one that broke the news
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: of her passing. Remember he did the video?
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: The estate was also granted temporary restraining order against him. Apparently,
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: he started making a bunch of violent threats toward her employees,
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: and he said, quote, I'm not an entertainment person. I'm
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: a killer.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Jeez.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Like, aggressive.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Very aggressive.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: So, apparently, he was fine, and then Dolly Parton passed away,
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: and he's like.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Grief attacks people different ways. People grieve differently.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: But turn you into a killer?
• 42:57
  Speaker 9: See?
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: It's different. It is different. Okay.