Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 279: "But It's Beyonce"
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- 0:17Quadrup Yo waguan, It's not that serious podcast, also known as quite possibly
- 0:35the ultimate achievement in the realm of podcasts, meaning the best podcast in the
- 0:43world. Hot damn Hot diggity d the best one. It don't get no
- 0:50better, my friend, it gets no better in the world. I happen
- 0:56to be one of your hosts, Michael, who could stand to be smaller.
- 1:03Keenan's in the building, k doctor Waffle, but Michael's on that road.
- 1:08So I detailed my journey a week and a half ago or two weeks
- 1:15ago, a week ago, last time he should be moving fast the time
- 1:19before last time, he should be moving faster. But I'll take it.
- 1:23Hey, baby steps, all right, thank you? Mother fucking here?
- 1:29Yes, you's here, right? Yes? Finish? Yeah no, no,
- 1:33he's finished. I'm here, all all right? Well, how's everybody
- 1:42doing? How's everybody feeling? I don't know how you feel? How are
- 1:46you feeling? I feel great now? Okay, yeah, instances now why
- 1:57so? Do I good? God, I'm glad because you were saying,
- 2:00I remember I believe the terms you tell you got hit by a sack of
- 2:04nickels. Yeah. I woke up and I was like, God, I
- 2:07ain't going no R and B anything, R and B nothing. That's what
- 2:13you find me R and B only R and B some of it, none
- 2:15of it, some of the time half R and B neil so none of
- 2:22it. So yeah, we'll get into that in a second though. Uh
- 2:28yeah, I'm feeling fine. I had what he's referring to, guys,
- 2:32we had. I had COVID. Where'd you get it? Uh? From
- 2:37Keenan? As all COVID comes from? Oh you got it from Keenan,
- 2:40Yes, station zero. Keenan has no positive COVID tests. You didn't take
- 2:45one. You did, I can't have a positive you didn't take one.
- 2:49Give me the results. I didn't go to urgent. Let me see the
- 2:53results. I throw them away. So quite convenient. You destroyed the evidence.
- 2:58No, now once once when I took it, and so that was
- 3:00negative. Did anyone else see this? No? Interesting? Is your word
- 3:06versus once? Yeah? Sure, okay, so that's not gonna hold up
- 3:10in court. I have something to not have COVID four, you know what
- 3:17I'm saying. No, okay, So what does that mean? What is
- 3:21he talking about? So does Mike technically No, he doesn't, okay,
- 3:24Huh him him doing whatever he does, and having COVID is not going to
- 3:30affect others as mine would see. I'm a high school basketball coach. If
- 3:36I have COVID, I'm rout I spread COVID. Now where I'm fucking up?
- 3:39A very good season? Ever happening? The playoffs are about to start,
- 3:43okay, so yes, hold on, hold hold stop, let's let's
- 3:47let's stop. Let's stop and stop what let's stop here, Let's stop.
- 3:51His reason is I can't get COVID. No, no, because I would
- 3:55spread COVID. That's that's youth to the junior VARs the basketball. That's not
- 4:01what I said, Gas, That's that's not what I said. However,
- 4:05will they stumble to seven and seven with with me getting COVID? Seven and
- 4:12seven? Actually? What nineteen and five, twenty and five, nineteen nineteen,
- 4:16nineteen and five. I thought Mike was gonna say. I thought Keenan
- 4:21was gonna say, Mike can just take off work and it's fine. But
- 4:25that's that's he took a different route. Now, what I was saying is
- 4:29me spreading like I I would not allow myself to have COVID and be around
- 4:33people because I can ruin things for others. Okay, that's around, that's
- 4:39that's literally anybody who's around, any other person ever bigger than me. Not
- 4:44okay, you're getting somebody second work with with COVID. Okay, they missed
- 4:47dairy work, but they still have PTO to make. What about the people
- 4:49he's interacting with? How what about the old people I live with? Nigga?
- 4:55Sure, but I don't think Keenan saying that you didn't have exactly.
- 5:01No, he's saying, stop it. I can't get COVID of something bigger
- 5:06than myself. That's not what he's saying. He's saying. Listen to him
- 5:09lying about having COVID. He's saying he's not lying because if he were to
- 5:13get it, he wouldn't lie about not having it, because he would then
- 5:15because there's affect. See, this is what happens when you listen for for
- 5:18acknowledgement and not listen to to respond, not listening if you're talking exactly well,
- 5:24Kenan, you didn't really lay that out, did it very well?
- 5:29I understood? I definitely didn't. You had to use some listening comprehension.
- 5:31We had to do a lot of digging. Did we not all take the
- 5:34same English classes. No, oh, no, I think I was in
- 5:36advancing class. I'm in the same English class exactly because we both took it
- 5:46like trying to sing a year the exactly that look where it got us hundreds
- 5:50because we got simple comprehends got us a lot of hundreds. Simple comprehension.
- 5:55There's a lot of hundreds of those dummies, exactly. Nah, you never
- 6:00seen no ship like this before. The fucking bitch. On the first day
- 6:03we were gonna read the book, she pulled out the book like this.
- 6:08Yeah, she well full of niggas that are grown. Some of us in
- 6:12this class, in that class at the time have children. And she was
- 6:16like, all right, guys, we're gonna read Dante's Inferno. And she
- 6:19pulled out the book like this, No pictures in a bubble picture? So
- 6:25what? No, it was pictures in this Dante's in Verno film. Never
- 6:30never seen it. I was like, one of the fun Dante's got the
- 6:33pictures of this. When the fuck do literary epics have pictures? Had pictures
- 6:41in BeO wolf nigga? Okay. I was like, oh, oh,
- 6:46these children are gonna be left behind. Thanks George, I would not lie
- 6:50about having COVID. Thank you, you're a good citizen. I wouldn't lie
- 6:57either, but I think he would because he did. When did I lie
- 7:01last time? No? I didn't. I text you last time. I
- 7:04had it. Not fast. It was late the next day, okay,
- 7:10text us like three days like three days later. I wasn't sure. My
- 7:13man took two days off of work and it was like, you know what,
- 7:15since they told me to go get a checked, let me go get
- 7:16it checked. This nigga felt it on Monday, Texas. On Thursday,
- 7:21Michael exactly, that's a nasty world. Last timeline, he came in talking
- 7:29about something so like you heard in the podcast, it was with that last
- 7:32ten minutes I was I didn't say why I felt chills. You are lions
- 7:41Friday. No, you're trying to put on a ten. I thought he
- 7:46told us the damn he told us when he said Friday he wasn't coming here.
- 7:50Got hit with a second Nicolas because I remember it because he came and
- 7:54he posed the picture of SpongeBob with the SuDS. Great, by the ways,
- 8:03and now you know we have another podcast who's not here? Because why
- 8:07covid you know what it is? And look another person that I don't think
- 8:11he wanted. I don't know if you wanted. Oh well, the cycle
- 8:15continues exactly. Well, it's just funny this time that y'all blame Keenan,
- 8:20and now Keenan's the one that didn't have it. The hosts said to be
- 8:24the game immunity. Yeah, it's called being a carrier. Yeah, you
- 8:30already told me where you got yours from, so don't lie. Huh huh.
- 8:33He was a Bible study, got mine from you. Mm hmm.
- 8:39That's what they say, you spell you, we look alike. Wow,
- 8:46I think you're spelling you wrong. But you know it's fine, that's okay.
- 8:48I'm not going to say where you got it from, but I just
- 8:52know it wasn't from Keenan. I ain't said it anyway. Yeah, so,
- 8:56how was anybody's week? Yeah? Your COVID field week. I don't
- 9:03like him in this cod Can we move him back over there? Nope,
- 9:07I don't like this. I'm not having fun with this. I'm having a
- 9:11last I'm having a grand old time. I'm not liking this. Uh the
- 9:15grand old time. Did you have a grand old time this weekend? I
- 9:18sure did, I sure did. Out of his seat regulous and I'm ready
- 9:24to talk about that. You're yeah, we're We're ready to listen. So
- 9:26you know what I'm saying. We NTS went to R and B only uh
- 9:33m hmm half of us, well half of us, you know, because
- 9:37anytime we do something, half of us is always sixty most of you went.
- 9:41Okay, let's cut the theatrics. The only time one hundred percent of
- 9:46us has done anything is when we went to Tailgate, which is crazy because
- 9:50I had to threaten everybody exactly. We all went to to uh we went
- 9:52to uh uh Nope, Nope, yes we did. We was all at
- 9:58Nope. We was all at South Beach. Nope, nope. I was
- 10:05not there. You wasn't there, dead ass, dead ass. There's a
- 10:09picture. He is not in it. It's not just because we was all
- 10:11that very together one time, No matter of fact, I've been there with
- 10:16you one time. What the fun was that for? I forget what it
- 10:20was for, but we was all there. I think it might have been
- 10:22Elsie's birthday. Maybe, Yeah, that sounds right back to R and B.
- 10:28But we're in d C. We were all DC. You know you
- 10:30were You wasn't in d C like justice. I want to go back to
- 10:33birthday so bad, but I can't. You got a while exactly this nigga
- 10:39lives in mess. You gotta chill out. You have to chill out,
- 10:43you know you like you're like the like a living breathing shade room. First
- 10:50about you, It wasn't It's not me, but I know what it's about.
- 10:52And I can see the light in your eyes because I remember the moment.
- 10:54Chill out. That's all. Now, I know what you talking about
- 10:58that whatever you think, just believe me when I say you got a OA
- 11:01because it was about you. R and B only whoa R and B only
- 11:11me and very I know what you're talking about. Only was great, wasn't
- 11:22it. R and B only was a grand old time. Uh, thank
- 11:24you for R and B only for hosting us had this in a nice,
- 11:28nice little section right in front of the stage and saw that it was great.
- 11:31It was great. I was very jealous watching. I was like,
- 11:35yeah, when I saw y'all got the I'm like, damn, I really
- 11:37feel bad about missing this man chicken fingers. I was like, Mike would
- 11:45have been in heaven. He could actually enjoy this and sit down the entire
- 11:48time that I have to worry about any shoulders. Nice chicken finger nice chicken
- 11:50fingers. They had sliders, they had mac and cheese, had had we
- 11:56had owned little bar bars, uh bartender to. It was a good time.
- 12:00Has some popcorns, some cookies. But yes, so we out there
- 12:03R and B only, And so what is R and B only? For
- 12:05the people? R and B only is an event where they play strictly R
- 12:09and B music. Okay, what we're supposed to. They're supposed to play
- 12:16strictly R and B music, but sometimes every time for something that every time
- 12:20we go, fucking meek comes out of nowhere. I don't know why.
- 12:26I don't give it. Damn, I don't give it. Lod motherfucking dance.
- 12:31Long story short. It is a traveling R and B concert, Yes,
- 12:35but it's DJ set lists. Yes, but it's a traveling R and
- 12:41B show. Yes, R and B, R and B rhythm and blues
- 12:46and soul not not that HIBBIDI hop stuff that they be doing, not dreams
- 12:52and fucking nightmare exactly. But well so time and a place exactly. The
- 12:58time is anytime in the places where they're sound. No, the place is
- 13:03two one five area. Yeah, the place is Philadelphia. Yeah, six
- 13:11o nine, that's the place. No, if you were in there,
- 13:16expect to hear it. And I don't understand why you niggas be so surprised.
- 13:20It could be Poka in only. It doesn't matter. If you're in
- 13:24Philadelphia, expect to hear the ship Salsa only only only. It doesn't matter,
- 13:33nigga, it's gonna play. They gonna fit it in, even if
- 13:37it might not belong. Baby, they played everybody too, didn't they?
- 13:41Were you there for that, everybody niggas ship? No, they did.
- 13:46I don't think you were there. It was the first DJ because before before
- 13:50dreams of Nightmares, you know what, it was free way yep, even
- 13:54though what we do is wrong. Oh that's what Elsie thought they were gonna
- 13:58play, because like they said, it was like, all right, let's
- 14:00let's live in the back up. Let's let's play some ship to get everybody
- 14:03back. It's either one of the two playing R and B songs. You
- 14:05can do that so many I was like, they about to play freeway.
- 14:07We're not gonna listen to the to the to the to the R and B
- 14:11Philly artists not gonna You're not gonna hear a long walk by Jill Scott's Yeah,
- 14:18but that's not gonna be the anthem. Sorry, let's live it up.
- 14:28No, no, what you can play and play family affair that will
- 14:33get the party pay. I can love you. You could do there's there's
- 14:39a ton up. Are those people from Philadelphia? Okay? You get to
- 14:43play Motown Philly? The fun is that? Wow? Boys? Men?
- 14:48I mean they could, but they could also go hold away in a minute,
- 14:54y'all thought I was finished, but in all, shout out to your
- 14:58bar. Look it up. That was way better accommodations than I was even
- 15:05what I even thought it was gonna be here. Look at now. Yeah
- 15:09I was wrong, shout to him exactly exactly, but oh my god.
- 15:13We got also a shout to Corey for he's not on the cameras and setting
- 15:16it up. I mean, I got it on recorded. Hey, that's
- 15:18that's twice the night I've admitted to being wrong. I mean, there's a
- 15:24track record where somebody go, bet, it's not surprising that you had that
- 15:26expectation. But it's okay now. But a shout to Cory for getting it
- 15:31done. But back to so, there was a video that surfaced of me
- 15:37enjoying myself outside my seat surface and I would like to speak on that when
- 15:43the day reposted, or the one that was on the pop page. Both.
- 15:48Oh yeah, so the one that was on the pod you too,
- 15:52so many videos, so many videos because you were up as soon as I
- 15:56walked in you. You are correct, Nigga, ain't sit down. I
- 16:00sat down a little bit. I sat down a little bit. Shut down
- 16:02next as a joke. After you sat down as a joke, you held
- 16:06you down. We sat down. You sat down as a joke. Also
- 16:10sat down, and that that front sat down. Ironically, I was sitting
- 16:14down for a little bit. I didn't want to sit down. And Nigga
- 16:15sat down and get a lap dance. Ain't nobody getting no lap dance?
- 16:18She sat next to me. She was on your lap. No, she
- 16:22wasn't. She was, she wasn't. She was on the seat. She
- 16:25was sitting on your lap. Sat down and get on one leg and she
- 16:27was on one leg. He said, that's a different. I was trying
- 16:30to take it to the bedroom, but she was. She was playing.
- 16:33But uh hell yeah, but uh freaking as Nigga, I believe him.
- 16:41That's my boy, that's my boy. I'm trying to get in the bathroom,
- 16:47like that's a community. It's like twenty other people in the sweet.
- 16:51But there was two exactly, there was two bathrooms. So if that was
- 16:55occupied, just go to another one. I'm just saying, he's not too
- 16:57selfish, leave another bathroom. But so the reason why I was standing Okay,
- 17:03yes he was drinking for yeah, oh yeah, yeah, that's why
- 17:07I drink. Drinks were abundant, but for two reasons and smoking. Two
- 17:14reasons. One in the concert, you're in the seat, you stand up,
- 17:21We're shoulder shoulder like this are you about to say, because we had
- 17:22the sweet we in the section? This motherfucker here, I ain't got more
- 17:27room for activity. When I tell you something here, that's fair, it's
- 17:33not. It's not fair. He was doing the dancing in the seated area.
- 17:38No, no, I still have my video. No, we was
- 17:42up against the little glass pane thing right next to the seats, behind the
- 17:47seats, space for me to get my body roll on. I saw that
- 17:52exactly. It was behind the seats. And then secondly, I was with
- 17:56my woman. If she gonna be up dancing, I can't be sitting down.
- 18:00Got a dance? Why what do you mean why you was dancing by
- 18:03yourself? But I walked in. I love I love his dig because he
- 18:10is baffled that you think you can't do that. Look at his face because
- 18:17he's so he was so adamant. Now now we got to hear all these
- 18:21contexts and caveat if my woman is updancing. Before it was just such absolute
- 18:26Hey, guess what, that's what I said, dance walked in. When
- 18:32I got there, she was nowhere near him, and he was dancing because
- 18:37I was dancing with q Ah. He was sitting. It was seated.
- 18:41But if it was if it was any other venue, if he was with
- 18:45the if he was with the Brookies, yeah, I would have been sitting
- 18:48the entire time. Like you. I stood up when Rah Wave came on.
- 18:52You did, you did? And that was a very short lived song,
- 18:56Yeah, very short. I was like, damn, you can't get
- 18:59a little more right? Dareus? He teetered tips between you know and hip
- 19:02hop y'all may notice, may not. I don't know what is the new
- 19:07popular or black line dance. It's I don't even know if it's to one
- 19:11particular song, but it's not like Cupid shuffled or anything like that at a
- 19:15wobble. It's are you talking about the to Me a song? Maybe the
- 19:19one that y'all yes, yeah, yeah, the one Grant Hill was doing.
- 19:26Yes, yes, yes, that's his wife. What is It's to
- 19:30Me a song? You should have seen this nigga in there cutting that song
- 19:36came. You should have seen this nigga all the dance. So I really
- 19:42wasn't even doing this niggas in there following the other chicks just going is what
- 19:48the fuck? Who is this nigga's putting on a show? Oh yeah,
- 19:53that's keen It's show. It's the Keenan show. Wherever you go, wherever
- 19:59he go, Your wedding, his cousin's wedding, his friend's wedding. Listen.
- 20:06If I'm in a venue, that's music. If I'm in a venue,
- 20:10there's music, there's drinks. I have a good time. But you
- 20:14said if you're at a concert, I would say no, one's no.
- 20:18One's disagreeing that you would have a good time. If I got you said,
- 20:21if I got space to go back, then it wasn't an if I
- 20:23got space. It was like last time, it was so many absolutes.
- 20:29It was strict, it was rigid, it was defined. It was there
- 20:32was no reason you should be standing up in the concert. You want to
- 20:36should just sit down and enjoy the music. It should not be any rumbuctious
- 20:42rucktious. You should be sitting in the concert seated, facing your body directly
- 20:48so and wait should you be standing up? But when I seen you in
- 20:55this video, it was motherfucking dance fucking fever. It was a soul trade
- 21:00line with just one nigga in the line, Keenan the nigga. It was
- 21:04a couple of times where you have fucking ass was to to the stage and
- 21:08you was fucking dancing. Looking at the stack section. It was yeah,
- 21:12because they had chicken nuggets, them taking fingers. What was your fourth reason?
- 21:18Oh so thirty, there's a third reason. The fourth reason is I'm
- 21:22full of ship. The reason why like, like what I say to the
- 21:25last two concerts versus this concert is something to see R and B only is
- 21:30there a female DJ that's DJing. There's nothing to look at. There's yeah,
- 21:33unless you just look at the visuals on the screen. That nigga a
- 21:37fool, Okay, I can see him and Corey Cousins that nigga was up
- 21:41there on back on the fucking DJ set, kicking his feet up in the
- 21:45air. He was kidding, he was having a good time. That nigga
- 21:47is wild, but up there it's black history, monk. You want to
- 21:53take that back, Okay, okay, all right, I'm glad you had
- 22:00a good time. It was. It was a great time. It was
- 22:03a great time. I really wish that you guys were there as well,
- 22:06because I actually I was actually vague except that upset that you didn't show up,
- 22:10Mike, because I know that you would enjoy that. It looked like
- 22:12it looked like a nice time. It looked like a nice ratio two out
- 22:17there outside of our section, because our section was a bunch of niggas.
- 22:21But everything else is in there with all the guests of the of the event,
- 22:25the bigger people, because it's like all people that knew somebody, the
- 22:29Countman of Philadelphia was in our set too. Oh really, bunch of yeah,
- 22:33make some pictures to him. M hmm. I saw a bunch of
- 22:37people with ear pieces and suit jackets coming. That's how you knew it was
- 22:41just like all right, oh listen, we we was definitely in there.
- 22:42Uh, marketing me and Elsie at least marketing. What the podcast? I
- 22:49just have to make sure. I don't know what they Yeah, my name
- 22:56is J. That's it. That's all I do. J. Nothing else,
- 23:03nothing else but DJ. It was a good time, man. I
- 23:07enjoyed it care Mike with him. I heard. I heard Mike would have
- 23:12had a great time. Bro, he would have had a great time.
- 23:15I'm very upset that he didn't go. Oh he couldn't go. Well,
- 23:19yeah, yeah, let's let's use the right verbs. That he couldn't go,
- 23:23That he made the proper decision to stay home. He affected himself.
- 23:27Probably, Yeah, I might have been. Huh so that was that would
- 23:36have been day five? You might have been. But he doesn't know where
- 23:38he got it from you. Yeah, you missed that conversation early. Yes,
- 23:44I'm okay, never mind, cough in my face. I don't want
- 23:48to go. Please come on in a week. You weren't here when we
- 23:56talked about this. But I said, if Mike I thought he can get
- 23:59away with us not going to the funeral, he would tell us his grandmother
- 24:03died. Every time he didn't want to go something that we were doing.
- 24:07Do you believe that I feel like he would habitually kill his grandparents if he
- 24:11can get away with it to get out of an event you don't want to
- 24:15go. Yes, I believe you think I would like your aunt, your
- 24:21uncle. You are killing off your your favorite cousin. I don't know you
- 24:29got a bunch of members. I don't know that you're ready to kill posting
- 24:33fake, fake stories and trying to be all like I didn't see you the
- 24:37other day when Adam, Wow, God Jesus, when you're making fake obituaries.
- 24:45That's why I know, my Jesus, he killed Adam like four times
- 24:52to get out of work. That's crash. That's crazy. Only think I
- 24:56had a job with the ZIGN so I couldn't even make that ship right.
- 25:00It was a rough time. I was just fucking broke home sad. I
- 25:04couldn't even I couldn't distract itself with that. You couldn't distract myself work.
- 25:11The only thing that miss was my homie. Damn. That's crazy. I
- 25:18don't think I would lie like that. Yes, come on, we don't
- 25:26have to lie, yo, It's okay, all right. Let me sit
- 25:34like this, let me let me be out the project. I'm on.
- 25:41No that's crazy. Wait wait, wait, did you take any of the
- 25:45negative tests? No, Friday's aolation, baby. What are the guidelines?
- 25:52More? Five days? Actually, yeah, a week. I guess I'll
- 25:59allow it. We'll see a couple of days. I swear for goodness,
- 26:06I will kick. No, you can't kick mynes kicking. I texted everybody
- 26:10was like, is everybody comfortable? And Nigga said okay, so someone was
- 26:15not here even said okay, but I just don't touch nothing. Too late,
- 26:22definitely too late. You gave me the mic to set up. You
- 26:25can coach in a mask. Be all right. Yeah, you're right.
- 26:29You just gotta be just stay away from my brother. You gotta be at
- 26:32the top of the rafters. I'm going to everybody. Just give me.
- 26:36Just give it to the ass kids. They don't got to reason. Sheez.
- 26:42Yeah, I don't thinks name. I don't think twenty six minutes to
- 26:47coach Nigga. Oh well, that's fine. How was you all weeks?
- 26:53I mean otherwise, hey man, you want to you want to take over?
- 26:56No, I give you a round. That's nigga, let's go.
- 27:02I get you to the top. I wouldn't even get it, so it
- 27:03doesn't even matter. We get that nigga too. We just work all the
- 27:06niggas down till it's you. Just like you got to kill the president,
- 27:10the vice president state, We gotta you might be the We're gonna get down
- 27:15till till I till Phil Murphy's the president. Nigga rookie officer Keenan is now
- 27:21president. Say wow, whoa how'd we get here? Sergeant Dixon is President
- 27:29Dixon? Yeah, and a tragedy thirty seven different plane crashes containing a hall
- 27:40our senior officers in the government. And now it seems that Keenan Dickson,
- 27:47they would say, Dickerson, Keenan Dickerson, Cannon Kanen because you know it's
- 27:53a white person cannot can Canen Dickerson of Burlington of Delaware. Uh, it's
- 28:03our president, guys. Wow, yeah, said the new national anthem is
- 28:11you don't have to call by usher. You see how the how they played
- 28:15the Whitney version of the Whinnie Houston version of the National Anthem today? Yeah,
- 28:19I don't know. That ship was so bad. I stopped paying attention.
- 28:23I was like, there's some niggas. Their sound system was so bad.
- 28:27Oh, the sound SYSM was bad. Were you where were you at
- 28:30met that all the basketball game. It was terrible. I wish they stopped
- 28:36doing that. Honestly, yes, m it's't. It's ain't the NFL like
- 28:41you don't have a deal with the military, Like come on, I mean
- 28:45they still do Pledge of legions in schools. I played that was a hot
- 28:49tip a couple of years ago, but I don't remember. I don't know.
- 28:52I don't know. I don't remember what the verdict was. Looking back
- 28:56onto that, that's kind of weird. Every day, the Pledge of allegiance
- 29:00every day, I mean, just giving thanks to our surgers, soldiers.
- 29:04I guess they don't know where're pledging the soldiers is nowhere in that Pledge of
- 29:08allegiance. It's not, but it's that's the that's the logic behind, that's
- 29:15the spirit behind it, exactly same, thank you even thanks for your service.
- 29:18Dad. Thanks. I guess I guess I feel like they should do
- 29:23it like the first home game of the month or something like that. Just
- 29:26blessed gym for the month. Come on, blessed five Hail Mary's and you're
- 29:36good for the rest of it. Hasiot smelling sage just going through the jones
- 29:41smell like America, five America, the beautifuls like Communion, the first Sunday
- 29:47and let's go keep moving, oh Amber, waves of Grain. Especially your
- 29:52nas team, they be singing along to the fucking anthem, probably looking at
- 29:56them like, yeah, I gotta stop, hey man. Whatever gets them
- 29:59in the spirit, they don't get him in the space they need that,
- 30:02and they come out flat the energy. They pissed off America, disgraced America,
- 30:08and in Township, it really pissed me off at the home games because
- 30:12the speaker system in the gym don't always be working, so the kids are
- 30:15warm up with the kids are warm up with no music, but then they'll
- 30:21roll a fucking portable speaker out to play the anthem American propaganda. Gotta stop,
- 30:26yo, What the fuck is this? Like? America? Is more
- 30:30important that hid hop stuff that these kids be listening to. Don't need it?
- 30:36That can wait exactly. I would argue that stuff might be a little
- 30:41more impactful, Yeah, definitely and inspirational. Yeah, but what else we
- 30:45got for this week? Speaking of the national anthem, rekert, we can
- 30:48get into the super Bowl in the second Well, it's all the same thing,
- 30:52Yeah, super Bowl, Uh, National anthem. You niggas need to
- 30:56stop fake crying for the su or national anthem? Who at this time?
- 30:59You Chris Jones, I saw your tweet. I was like, I don't
- 31:03know something about Like when I see a black guy cry during the national anthem,
- 31:08it makes my ass hitch. Maybe it's not the national anthem. Maybe
- 31:11he's just thinking about the moment, how much came get suspend that moment during
- 31:18that And maybe he got a family member that's in the service that probably would
- 31:22have been happy in the moment that he's in the super Bowl again. You
- 31:26know, fuck you don't know his logic behind them tears for the white exactly.
- 31:33Fuck it? You were you have a heart, You were a cattle
- 31:36or century ago. He's never gonna change his mind on it. You were
- 31:41a cattle a century and a half ago. Fuck this country, damn.
- 31:44Okay, I guess crying for that. You can leave. I could,
- 31:52but I won't. But I won't stay and talk ship. Nothing they can
- 32:00do about it. You can't do a goddamn thing. But how did you
- 32:04feel about Super Bowl? Though? It wasn't a good game until it was.
- 32:08Yeah, most sports, it's okay, let it, let it be.
- 32:15It was fun to watch. On Nickelodeon, Corey's yelling. He was
- 32:19like, it's a strong, defensive minded game. That's what's wrong with the
- 32:22with sports now. Anybody want offense? Deveen, shut up, shut up.
- 32:27We want to see my fucking score. We won'tant to see motherfucker's batting
- 32:30the ball down and get it. Nobody wants to see at least nobody wants
- 32:32to defensive game. Nobody wants that at all. Especially you know what,
- 32:37you want to have a defensive game, you do that, ship and fucking
- 32:40November, nigga, you do that the day before Thanksgiving or the week before.
- 32:45You do that. Then not in the fucking super Bowl. I want
- 32:49to see some high octane ship. I won the Eagles Patriots Super Bowl every
- 32:53year? Yeah, every year that I want it. I'm not exact the
- 33:01teams every year every single year. I wanted just like that. No,
- 33:07not the teams, but the way the game win. And then like yeah,
- 33:12like like nobody was just nobody wants to see and the quarterbacks wasn't good
- 33:16until Mahomes did his thing, Party did something party pretty pretty was there.
- 33:27He showed the difference and would you say he was managing that nigga was managing
- 33:32the game as a game manager, as a mid nigga. He is as
- 33:36an extension of the head coach offensive coordinator with no really lancing. But I
- 33:45want to say this, ha ha ha ha ha you bitch ass niggas ha
- 33:52ha ha ha. Fuck the forty nine ers all day. Fuck Deebo Samuel.
- 33:58Okay, fuck Justice Juice Juice, juice whatever his name is, Kyle,
- 34:04Yeah, that nigga, just the juice, the black ass jersey dresses
- 34:08that his wife makes. Uh. Fuck Deebo Samuel again. What did Deebo
- 34:14Samy do? Because I saw that what was those the Eagles? He season?
- 34:19He talked a lot of ship about the Eagles last year and the same
- 34:21thing. Should be more mad at the team that beat you in the Super
- 34:23Bowl. They got it out the mud he did. He just mad at
- 34:29the team that exposed you. Fuck them niggas and fuck the niggas. Fuck
- 34:35Deebo Samuel three more times. Fuck Brandon. I thank him because he might
- 34:38get your coach out of the Fuck Deebo Samuel. Who else? What about
- 34:45George Keittle, George Ketle. He didn't do not I god damn thing.
- 34:50Fred Warner fred, No, he got injured. I don't want to from
- 34:53Drake green Law. Drake Greenlaw, all the niggas the same to me,
- 34:58Drake green Law, he was he was a for perkers, not really.
- 35:00You know you heard him something running onto the field. That's how killes injuries
- 35:05happened. Bro, just like that. Yeah, like, Bro, you
- 35:07too, You need to take a juice posor something. Gnah, he was
- 35:14on some ship. He was. He was like he was off. He
- 35:16was an NFL blitz. He was going. He was going out on the
- 35:22field like you normally go out on the field. He had a shot in
- 35:23his ass, Yes he was. But I think people underestimate like he was
- 35:34killing before that. Like you have to be sick in the mind to do
- 35:38that. No, I mean you have to ignore your obviously like feeling a
- 35:43little funny, yeah, like you gotta be nuts like ray Lewis always looked
- 35:45like he was fucking jacked off of something. But that's what happens when you
- 35:49had murder, Like just like Brian Tawkins. Yeah like that not murder us.
- 35:55I'm about to say, like what him to not but you ever listened,
- 36:00can speak, I'm coming to take your soul. Yeah, yeah,
- 36:02yeah, nigga, are you okay? He playing the game. I want
- 36:06to see how much he wanted Spikes. I'm gonna take it from see how
- 36:12much he wanted. I'm gonna see how bad he want to play. I
- 36:15think he wanted to play for he bad. He made it to the league.
- 36:17I think he wants We don't need to prove it anymore. Are we
- 36:21still talking about football? Nah? He just came in for the money.
- 36:23I want to see if you want to win. You know, it was
- 36:29like that, But that's unfortunate because he was having a very good game.
- 36:32But back to the all the niggas, brock Perty, you were mad like
- 36:37we always thought you were. You're not that good. You're not really good.
- 36:40And what about he's he's cool, he gets a pass, He's cool,
- 36:45He's cool. Trent Williams. Oh, you know, he's the biggest
- 36:50loser of the mall. Fuck that nigga too, Fuck him all day,
- 36:55all night, all afternoon, and fuck Kyle Shanahan. Yeah about the boy
- 37:00from Jersey to do that to pick Brown. Fuck that nigga. He ain't
- 37:04from Burlington, He from Jersey. Bro, he ain't doing nothing from he
- 37:08fuck him twice then, bro Jersey mean bro, No, No, that
- 37:21Jersey status left when he put on that forty nine ers shit. Fuck that
- 37:23niggah And I'm drinking his tears and pain. Nigga. All them got no
- 37:30team in Jersey. Fuck all them niggas. Yes, you do the one
- 37:32you root for it? Yeah? Why on his chest now in Ja?
- 37:37Yeah, nigga, but where do you go to see him play? And
- 37:38plus it feels on the giants and you say double fuck him too, because
- 37:42that's right, that's right, niggam, So that doublely mean that Jersey ship.
- 37:46Don't mean ship to me? M oh like, nigga, this the
- 37:52state. Nothing I'm gonna wait from. I don't give fuck that. Niggas
- 37:55from around the corner state and not the article. Listen, listen, what's
- 37:59an listens the group down the street from me that nigga played for the motherfucker
- 38:04johnts. It'll be fun dar too. I don't give a fuck. But
- 38:08Cardle you at that ball and he's the boy keep it up boy. But
- 38:13yeah, but when he gets if you ever get traded to the motherfucking Cowboys,
- 38:15he can eat a dick. He can't the Cowboys, you know,
- 38:23if he if he goes, if you go down the street bout two three
- 38:27hours, he can eat a dick. But you know, Oh and Mike
- 38:32Shanahan, your biggest loser is sports. Uh that college. Fuck his dad
- 38:37too, his dad one the birth the loser fu Himuck's bloodline, the whole
- 38:45thing. The biggest loser is sports. You fucking uh Uh snake oil salesman,
- 38:52dork Uh, biggest collapser ever. Uh you suck. Uh They suck
- 38:58Uh the nights. That's it, that's all. You dn suck that halftime
- 39:01show before we get there. I knew they were gonna be in trouble when
- 39:07their first fucking touchdown came from a double pass. Yo, you can't tell
- 39:12me that the quarterback is good when he got the same amount of touchdown passes
- 39:15as Juwan Jones, who plays receiver. I don't want to hear it.
- 39:20You the nigga that's not a quarterback. I said, wait, this is
- 39:25what we're doing. In the first half. They don't got nothing because the
- 39:30nigga that got thrown the ball ain't good. We're here the first yard.
- 39:37He was the highest rated quarterback at high school at anybody on the field.
- 39:42Yeah high school, no, no, no, hear what I'm saying,
- 39:47and that nigga has to catch balls, including Mahomes. He was the highest
- 39:54rated quarterball. That just shows sometimes the ratings are wrong or players just changed.
- 40:00It's not I would like to know he was in college as a receiver.
- 40:06I know, I would like to know what that what that when that
- 40:08switch happened where he went from QB to like, oh you have to play
- 40:12receiver now and he fell into the Like we're gonna just so you know,
- 40:17Mahomes wasn't a high rating. I think he's like a three star. Yeah,
- 40:22but he played quarterback in college, Like I don't want to Yeah,
- 40:24it happens in college, though, Like say if in college he converted to
- 40:28receiver, if you have to, like it happened to my god. Interesting
- 40:31if you have two people like fighting for quarterback and one wins, if the
- 40:36other guy is athletic enough, they'll move him. Yeah, because you want
- 40:39your best player, your best athletes, best athletes. They're like, well,
- 40:43you ain't get this quarterback job, but you obviously can play, so
- 40:46go over there. We're not gonna waste you and we're not gonna waste your
- 40:49scene. Yeah, so it happens quite often honestly interesting. It should have
- 40:55happened the Bronck he went to Tennessee Juwan Jennings that is, so it looks
- 41:00like he got converted for Josh Stops. So yeah, like you know what
- 41:06I mean? Hey, yeah, if you won't playing time and you wanted
- 41:12to make it to Lee but now in today's college y landscape, yeah,
- 41:20like I want to play quarterbacks, I'll transfer AnyWho Yah halftime show usher,
- 41:27my man, that's your Raymond the Fourth. I will say this, I
- 41:30expected a bigger performance. What do you mean more theatric you're saying this?
- 41:37You know they only got like thirteen minutes. No, I don't agree they
- 41:42have thirteen minutes, but I agree. Yeah, you know what do you
- 41:45mean? So thirteen minutes? I heard? But I agree, And it's
- 41:52a game going on, I hear you. So like, for instance,
- 41:54I feel like Breyhanna's production was bigger than ushers and the performance was not good?
- 42:00Yes, yeah, whose performance was not good? No? I wasn't
- 42:05yes, and like her production was bigger. But let's go back to Beyonce
- 42:09exactly. That was out of sight on both on both levels, like production
- 42:15and performance. I feel like visually it was just lackluster and and and I
- 42:22mean, far be it from me, not a performance textport. He seemed
- 42:27like seems what he seemed like tired, tired, where like like he's singing
- 42:37of the song like he just he was. I don't he was doing too
- 42:42much other ship maybe because the roller skating and dancing and gyrating and he's been
- 42:46doing. I think, no, it's not that's not what I'm saying.
- 42:49I'm saying all the other stuff took away from the the vocal perform, the
- 42:53vocals of the song. Like the thing was maculate. The only person that
- 42:59struggled vocally was immaculate is a strong word. Immaculate. Also, the point
- 43:04is to perform, not to like it's it's the whole perform. Not that
- 43:07I don't know, I don't know. I just feel like it's off pointing
- 43:09when you're like singing it and you're like you're taking like and you're a who
- 43:14had the mic on you. You can hear the deep breath, you can
- 43:16hear it like and I know you're human, but it's just it's like it's
- 43:21weird you heard that and I didn't hear it. Listen, I'm just saying
- 43:27what I feel baby, I think everybody, everybody looks for different ship out
- 43:30of these performances. So it's just like you also one thing for the show.
- 43:37I feel like, I know it's a limited time. I would prefer
- 43:42you do less songs and do more of the song because by the time you
- 43:46get into the song songs, you're switching like you're just getting a little dabble
- 43:52of everything I want. But it's like I would easily take out like five
- 43:55of them songs, but for the bigger songs, you do more like I
- 43:59would taking out some of the slower song. Like I didn't expect him to
- 44:01do Superstar. Oh I knew he's doing Superstar. You have to do you
- 44:06I want Superstar, you have to do Superstar, like but I did the
- 44:09important part exactly. Then you just switch. Yeah, nobody kids about the
- 44:14second verse Superstar and that's the best fun well second best one. Drove twelve
- 44:20hours, girl, just to see if they go to the Usher concert,
- 44:23not super Bowl. I'm not saying to do that, but I'm just saying
- 44:27I want to hear I can't hear it. I can't hear her. Did
- 44:30he do the did you do the chorus? No? No, did you
- 44:34watch. No, I don't remember. No, he did the opening note,
- 44:39a little bit of first verse and then transitions. I know, I
- 44:43just some of them songs. I would take that because I want to hear
- 44:45I don't. He's saying, make sure how many songs he doing total?
- 44:51We can look, let's see sure. I'm not positive. I have a
- 44:53question, yes, because I don't know, and maybe it's just me that
- 44:59sens I feel like I've seen a lot of mixed reviews, Like I feel
- 45:01like our generation loved it. I think the older generation people did not like
- 45:06it. The older generation from the people that was in here. So everything
- 45:10I've seen from older people like my parents generation, they didn't. I didn't
- 45:14se anybody or I saw a lot of people that did not like it.
- 45:16That's interesting because what we were about to say about I saw a lot of
- 45:20older people love it. I was about to say, like the white people,
- 45:22the older like my my family, like the older people, they really
- 45:27didn't care for it. Yeah. But also it's because I don't think Usher
- 45:30made music for them for them to like, really know people my mom my
- 45:37mom liked last year is a lot better than she liked this year. Because
- 45:39white people love Yeah, exactly last year, was Rihanna right? Or no?
- 45:45Sorry, she liked two years ago. She liked the West Coast people.
- 45:50Yeah, that was that was her time for Yeah, that was her
- 45:53like like she was dog all that ship like she was like, yeah,
- 45:58that's that's not too surprising. But I I've seen just scrolling through like Facebook,
- 46:02shit, I see a lot of older people that were just like it
- 46:05wasn't for that. Everybody our generation kind of five years above and below.
- 46:09He took the world to the a I saw the younger I guess their knock
- 46:17off, like five of them. The nineties millennials were upset. Why because
- 46:23Bieber didn't come out? What what are they? Wait now you mean that
- 46:29that'd be two thousands. I'm more I'm thinking because I saw a clip and
- 46:35then I made a little comment. I was like, well, the nineties,
- 46:37the eighties born millennials loved it. He was like, yeah, millennials
- 46:40were upset because Bieber didn't come out and do whatever the songs. They got
- 46:45together, but I was like, together, I was about to say that
- 46:47what I'm saying that that Bieber Bieber is the bigger, biggest one out of
- 46:52all the guests. He had sure you know what I mean. And then
- 46:54and then also I'm more upset that he had Luducris and Little John right there
- 47:00and didn't do Lovers and Friends. Yeah, I mean yeah, but you
- 47:06gotta you gotta think this is a it's a global thing. It's a global
- 47:10thing. You gotta think globally too. Exactly can you please Lovers and Friends
- 47:16is off the fucking can you go through it? Then? Well, I'll
- 47:22say which ones or y'all can join me whenever, y'all that like songs that's
- 47:24gotta stay or songs that could have went okay, we open up caught Up,
- 47:30which I was surprised, surprise, open, surprised opening because it doesn't
- 47:36scream opener like I jokingly the prop bet my thing was opener. Oh my
- 47:43god. Well, yeah, I guess I could see caught Up in there
- 47:47because caught ups in there because I think with the the show also, and
- 47:54it's a good dance like a dance number song. It's high energy, but
- 48:00he didn't do a real dancy type thing like in the video or any of
- 48:02his performances. I think it was just a song to get to the stage,
- 48:06like it was a transition song. And I guess he didn't do Oh
- 48:08my gosh, because will I Am would have to be there. He didn't
- 48:14do open with it. You're not going to open with a guess, but
- 48:16it just seems like a better Yeah, it would be caught up. Caught
- 48:21up. You don't have to call come on now, yeah, Superstar,
- 48:28Yes, loving this club? Okay, keep going, keep going? Fair?
- 48:35Uh Alicia Keys part with my boo, Yes, yes, Confession's part
- 48:39two. No, I gonna lie back to Alicia Keys part if I ain't
- 48:45maybe yeah, if she didn't do her, yeah, if she didn't do
- 48:49her, that's some people want to all get that ball. We didn't need
- 48:52it, just like I don't need it. That's precious seconds that's been taken
- 48:57away from Superstar. And the thing is she would struggling to get those out.
- 49:04I'm like, I'm like lady on YouTube, That's not what happened,
- 49:09yo. They edited it. He did. They did some black Devil magic,
- 49:14yo. Look at them on YouTube. They fixed the ship out of
- 49:16that the official like replay. They fixed that. Mother Oh it sounds perfect,
- 49:23yo. Look what note miss They was like, watch this got that
- 49:32ship out of here. Okay. After the Alicia Keys part, we Got
- 49:37Confessionals Part two. I'm not gonna lie that could that didn't have to be
- 49:39there? That's that's his biggest song, his biggest album. That's not really
- 49:45a profoial track of his biggest album, I Hear You, But it's also
- 49:49the song that was used in all the promo. Remember when the announcement should
- 49:52happened. Yeah, I guess I think of you, stinker, I need
- 49:59to like I don't know what's just think of you? That's your expert.
- 50:05I have no clue song this. I don't know what, but whatever it
- 50:07is could have gone. Let me think of you? Did he do that?
- 50:13So maybe he just did the music for it, because that's from his
- 50:15first album. Yeah, it's probably that that transition when Yeah, he actually
- 50:20played No, that wasn't when he was getting dressed, because when he was
- 50:22getting dressed was bad Girl or maybe another time. Well he did change multiple
- 50:27time, but anyway, the next was burn Burn, Yes, yes,
- 50:34I thought he was going to end with you gotta do that? Yeah,
- 50:37would burn one of his biggest songs girl, No, no, no,
- 50:45we didn't need it, Yes he did. We didn't need it, you
- 50:49did, We did not need it. I love it too. You didn't
- 50:52need it. You didn't need her faking the solo. But keep it down.
- 50:57You got it bad, that's what you're talking about. No, you
- 50:59didn't. You don't know she faked the solo guitar solo. I thought that
- 51:02you got it bed Elsie thinks that she didn't fake it. Why would she
- 51:06fake it? Apparently she faked the guitar. They think she faked it.
- 51:12Maybe she did, Maybe she didn't. Because it's the super Bowl. I
- 51:15don't know. That would be stupid all the things to fake. You fake
- 51:19a guitar solo. No, it wouldn't be stupid. Why because it's a
- 51:22performance, it's the super Bowl. It just cares that she's playing the guitar.
- 51:27I feel like that's the least likely. But the back girl it for
- 51:32what they did with it, because you need to have him change. Yeah,
- 51:35you gotta bring in someone else. I thought I thought the deal by
- 51:38dude risk at all, and I was like, no, don't do that.
- 51:42So that's that's just not the place for that, not the place for
- 51:45that at all. But yeah, then after that, yeah, we got
- 51:47there, you got it bad. Then we got OMG with where I am.
- 51:51You got it bad. Lam did not need to come out with that
- 51:57fucking helmet on because I thought it was Kanye at first too, I thought,
- 52:00so I was like what I thought again it was see little Green.
- 52:06It turned out like he looked like but even but will I Am looked like
- 52:10he was about the bus out of that. He looked like he looked like
- 52:15uh, Missy Elliott when she was in that video, as like Mega man,
- 52:21Nigga look like an anime middle schooler. So you're talking about that nigga,
- 52:27I am stupid high school because he got fat. Then after that we
- 52:34had turned down for what with Little John. That was good, didn't need
- 52:37it, but that was just that was a little transition. That was the
- 52:40way that you knew what was coming next. You know, it was coming
- 52:43up, you know. And then we ended with yeah, rather you done
- 52:45lovers than friends, and then yeah with all three of them. Yeah,
- 52:50but it turned out for what because it's a global thing, you know,
- 52:54I'm just saying, and we're still keeping the high Internet. You want to
- 52:59keep the highest OMG to turn down from what? Yeah, lovers and friends?
- 53:04And then I would have loved to hear my way though somewhere y'all do
- 53:08y'all like the multiple like guests and things, or would you rather it be
- 53:16yeah, solo like you have it if you're gonna have the change. I
- 53:22didn't bring nobody out. She did it was it wasn't great, all right,
- 53:31I feel like this was great. This is really great for someone who
- 53:37was pregnant. Yeah, yeah, it was really good. I don't care.
- 53:42I thought it was really good as a Super Bowl performance. Bring nobody
- 53:45out there, but be for Beyonce, K was the kindrick there. Even
- 53:53if she says she did, right, that's two people brought out that we
- 53:57saw. We saw five people right, come out will Jermaine Alicia. Yeah,
- 54:01but they're part of the I understand. They're part of songs. Like
- 54:05sometimes when they bring people out, they come and do their like thing.
- 54:09I completely they're part of the show. So the reason I'm asking is,
- 54:15do you feel like with having so many people it takes away from like say
- 54:22Ushers being able to do a full thing of Usher doing his songs. Yes,
- 54:25but understand songs I don't need turned down for one. I'm sorry,
- 54:31but no way you that's the way to do it because in the past when
- 54:37they do it where it was like Britney Spears Aerosmith, Nelly and in sync
- 54:44like that ship, it don't float where this one is like these people are
- 54:47featured on the song, so it floats the songs with them on it.
- 54:52I don't want to hear it turned down for one. I don't given fun
- 54:55and I don't need to hear some people all turned out for what it wasn't
- 55:00like it was like the whole song, just like it was like turned out,
- 55:02Oh you oh, I hear a little Johnny seconds that could have been
- 55:07thirty seconds. It wasn't thirty those like it was fairly quick. Yeah,
- 55:13it was fairly quick. It really long turns down for what turn down?
- 55:17And then transition we got a couple of bops and then we went straight to
- 55:22loud. I don't need it. Watch out my outfits ridiculous and they were
- 55:27playing what beat was they using? I thought, yo, I heard freakingly,
- 55:30the freakly beat, and I was like, oh, ship, if
- 55:34these niggas do freakingly they should not be doing. I would have called the
- 55:37police. They called the police on myself because I'm gonna turn this motherfucker down
- 55:43because they if he brought out p D Poblo to do freakingly for no reason
- 55:46why pet poblo. I'm like, hell yeah, nigga, hell yeah,
- 55:52I would have been with this ship. I would have been with this ships
- 55:55all day love. I heard freakingly. I wish would have did train boy.
- 56:00Christina Landa frequently had oh Man super Bowl couldn't handle a little freakingly Yeah
- 56:09no, no, but they did have stripper poles at the Super Bowl.
- 56:14They did, and the one girl fell, she fell. Somebody fell.
- 56:16Yeah. I don't think she was supposed to drop the way she dropped on
- 56:21my screen because she was just like shoo, wow, No, I ain't
- 56:24see that. I see that at all. Yeah. After how many replays
- 56:29did you see that? I was watching Alvin he called it out and I
- 56:32was like, maybe that was part of it. Then I saw it on
- 56:35Twitter. Yeah yeah, her one time to shine and she sucked it up.
- 56:42I did like when they came out with the skates though, that he
- 56:45was definitely coming out skinned. I knew his his skating as is gonna be
- 56:49skating, and I'm surprised he didn't do good. Good with the skating.
- 56:53That's that's what I do. Any song off his new album, No you
- 56:58Don't Do, No, you Don't Do new the girls on a new album.
- 57:00Yeah, but that's it's been. It's been like that. It's been
- 57:05a thing and that's like, well, and the skating thing is part of
- 57:07it. Like justin Tipla when he came out, his first song was off
- 57:10his new album. Was it a new release? Though, there's a difference,
- 57:15you know what I mean? Like good Girls off the new album,
- 57:17but it's been out for it's been out for a while. Yeah, you're
- 57:20right, yeah, that's why. Well then that would make more sense.
- 57:22Yeah, yeah, so technically it is off the new album, but it's
- 57:25been out for two years, so it's not like a chass what good good?
- 57:30Yeah? Good? It has been out for good good good has been
- 57:31there for a minute. Okay, definitely been that for a minute. I
- 57:36say, maybe maybe two years, exagger That's what I think it's been about.
- 57:40Probably that's what started the whole thing with the skating August fourth for real,
- 57:46Yeah, stop lying, No, damn, I'm not. That's what
- 57:51I was looking like, what were you that song? Is that good?
- 57:52That it's ship it's been five months? Okay? Well even that that's not
- 57:57a new really yeah, but yeah it's still isn't there something else? On
- 58:00there that's been out for a while. On the album, Yeah no,
- 58:04that's the only one because after Good Good then Risk it All came out with
- 58:07the color purple and then he got a remix with the Asian guy. It's
- 58:13been out. Well, that's a heater that album, man, that's a
- 58:17hitter. Can you spend an hour to know about the album? Like maybe
- 58:22maybe next next episode you can do a special Patriots. Okay, okay,
- 58:29that's I'm there and I will dissect eat every twenty of them songs. Do
- 58:35it go ahead? Coming? Yep? Sure enough. Junk Cook shout out
- 58:39to Young Cook. That song is fired about album reviews, solo episodes only
- 58:47RB albums. That's what I just Yeah, but nobody wants your hip hop
- 58:52opinion. I don't want my hip hop opinion. Huh, Actually that might
- 58:57be you're doing hip hop hip hop reviews. He said. This is as
- 59:02I don't listen to hip hop, but let me review this album. I'm
- 59:07lying. I do listen to it, just not everything like everybody else does
- 59:09compared to this group. Say everybody else like compared to this group, I
- 59:15think me and you listen to at least not a hip hop mm hmm.
- 59:19There was a question that is the Super Bowl worth going to anymore? No
- 59:24going to? Yeah, Okay, Mike, state your reason why it was
- 59:29before versus why it's not now. Oh I guess anymore? Yeah, I
- 59:32guess I never thought it was worth going to. Okay, you're correct saying
- 59:38that, because well that nigga don't even go to local games. Live sports
- 59:45in general are overrated. He died. He going to see the games over
- 59:50So if your team wasn't it, would that make you more likely to go?
- 59:53Now you watch from home? Yes, Mike, it's just Mike not
- 59:57want to go something here but is nothing to me, especially when I when
- 1:00:05you consider where I'm probably gonna be sitting in viewership, the viewing experience is
- 1:00:08not going to be better. He doesn't enjoy things, okay, because like
- 1:00:14say, say I missed something that happens, I don't get no replace you
- 1:00:19do there? You do have replace in the stadium. They do now they
- 1:00:22always if you go through the game, you might know this, you know,
- 1:00:29you know sometimes when the players like you don't look at the guess what
- 1:00:32you know what? Also they may have that do that home? They don't.
- 1:00:38There's no may they do. You also have your phone there and you
- 1:00:42can you know, just that's too much work, Ye, your phone to
- 1:00:47do that. I might stay home. Your phone is gonna be in your
- 1:00:50hand for a majority of the game. Anyway, we'll just watch the game.
- 1:00:52You won't miss it, or just stay home and watch the game.
- 1:00:53That's fine. I don't know. I don't think that that's the basis of
- 1:00:58the question. Was that What was the reason for that question? Because the
- 1:01:01price of going to the Super Bowl. Yeah, those people were saying,
- 1:01:05like ten thousand dollars, thousand dollars stupid, But that's what I'm saying.
- 1:01:08Back in like remember like when your dad used to go all the fucking time
- 1:01:13with keV. Yeah, they would get it. No, No, what
- 1:01:15I'm saying, like it was still reasonable. It was reasonable, but like
- 1:01:20it was a big deal going to the super Bowl. But now it's to
- 1:01:22the point where like the average person can't relieve Yeah it's a big event.
- 1:01:25Are those prices coming from or I don't know if we are they coming from
- 1:01:30resale? Yeah, it's the same thing. It's the same thing about concert
- 1:01:32beyones. Concerts don't drop at fucking three grand, but by the time you
- 1:01:37resell it, that's what the prices. Recently it has going crazy, like
- 1:01:42that's just a ticket market, because there was to the point where like there
- 1:01:45was like those guys that went to every Super Bowl ever, and then it
- 1:01:49was to the point where recently it's like, yeah, they can't go,
- 1:01:51we can't pay you can't afford this. These tickes used to just be two
- 1:01:55hundred dollars in the nineties. Yeah, if I had the means to go,
- 1:02:00yeah, that's nothing. A lot of people with the means to go
- 1:02:05aren't trying to pay you that amount of money. Was it true about Christian
- 1:02:07mccaffee not being able to get his family, like I said, a booth
- 1:02:12because the price was too much. He could ain't trying to get that ship
- 1:02:16from the See that's the thing though, cost a million. He could do
- 1:02:21it if he wanted to do it. It's like a million, he could
- 1:02:24do it. I don't want to point three million, Yeah, you got
- 1:02:29it. Floyd posted a receipt about his. It was like I think Floyd
- 1:02:30said one point five is it per for the whole thing or like put the
- 1:02:36seat in there? And Kanye posted his two years ago. It was like
- 1:02:39a million he got it. Yeah, Christo mccaffe makes like seventeen million year.
- 1:02:45He could do it if he wanted, he got it, but it's
- 1:02:46just am I really going to spend it for one game for my girlfriend and
- 1:02:50my parents and sending no no. But his family also doesn't need to sit
- 1:02:53in the sweet he could get like the NFL players get access to tickets at
- 1:02:59face value just buying fucking regular seats. I don't want to hear them for
- 1:03:04you kids. Girl tell us Swift, she don't need to sit in the
- 1:03:06sweet and sweet with ice spice and uh Blake Lively and shack. Yeah,
- 1:03:10like the fuse they are giving those seats, They are giving those sweets.
- 1:03:17Some of the people Tailor Swift the celebrities. Sure, a lot of celebrities.
- 1:03:22Swift was given the fact that uh company, companies whoever, it's not
- 1:03:28necessarily given the way you're thinking. It's like he's saying, I think that's
- 1:03:30what you're talking about, Like a company will buy it, and then like
- 1:03:32yeah, like Apple, Apple paid for or Apple or CBS or somebody paid
- 1:03:37for Sure that makes us how also, wouldn't be surprised if the NFL paid
- 1:03:42for the Sweet for tail Swift to be there. That would make sense?
- 1:03:45Would this year it makes for how many times they paying to that bitch respectfully?
- 1:03:52But I'm sorry, like like, there's no reason for me to be
- 1:03:57looking at the Swift biting her nails for what? For what? That adds
- 1:04:00nothing? And then right next to Ice Spice who clearly doesn't have a thought
- 1:04:05behind those eyes, she was asking questions about the game and she wasn't think
- 1:04:11she has question She knows football. Her little brother's a football player. I
- 1:04:14felt like she every time they paned her, she was like, there was
- 1:04:17that little said, she and that bitch going home run, she and that
- 1:04:28bitch going safe. Do y'all know she was like a volleyball player? Yeah,
- 1:04:34in college she went to Son or something. She probably played volleyball.
- 1:04:41That's crazy that asked volleyball shorts did? Apparently Kanye got kicked out of the
- 1:04:46super Bowl. Yeah, because he was trying you know what he's trying to
- 1:04:50do, because he tried to buy or he bought seats directly in front of
- 1:04:54Taylor Swifts. Sweet panned her, you would have to see him. Oh
- 1:04:58my god, how would he get kicked out for that? That's corny because
- 1:05:00she has because she because fair enough defending a white one. The rumor is
- 1:05:04that she made a call to stop it. Of course she did. I
- 1:05:10like that excessive use of passing like that, and did did you see where
- 1:05:14Goodell was in there? And they seemed like they was having a real serious
- 1:05:15conversation. You see that video. I feel like it was. I feel
- 1:05:18like that made Like that makes sense though, right, Like why the they
- 1:05:21have your stern ass conversations Because she's gonna do the half time show next year.
- 1:05:27If it's not Lil Wayne next year, he's pissed Wayne in New Orleans,
- 1:05:30Orleans, it should be it should be a young money fucking halftime show.
- 1:05:35And if it's not, I think they got I think they're gonna switch
- 1:05:39it up because it's been too black too many times, three years of niggas
- 1:05:44like they have to it was it was the West Coast three nigga before that
- 1:05:51week the weekend, so it's like and then beyond recently before that, but
- 1:05:57it's still and then they one not not too much. All right, give
- 1:06:01me a white artist that can do it outside of jailers, that could do
- 1:06:04it right now, Luke Combs, this is a crazy question. Have they
- 1:06:09had a country person? Yeah, I was just about to ask that,
- 1:06:12Yeah, I think I think that would be the most ship. I think
- 1:06:16k Brooks still one wanted to see that. I want to say Reba might
- 1:06:19have done it in the last does it grow up in the in the last
- 1:06:27country you married j She's a she's a mom with two jobs. She came
- 1:06:34out, she's a survivor. She came out. Whatever she did, she
- 1:06:40did something. What was she did for American? She came out, that's
- 1:06:44the lady from a Little Rascals. That's the bitch from that TV show.
- 1:06:53That's the bitch from NICKD. Knight. I was like, that is country
- 1:06:57Mary Jay Little Rascals. I don't know she so listen I thought she sung
- 1:07:01it. Yeah, I don't know what white person would do that. I
- 1:07:06honestly don't know. Casey Muskraves Billy too sad. Nobody wants to see her
- 1:07:15in the motherfucking Adam Sandler suit. Zoombas coming up toos that God gave her
- 1:07:25Cyrus, maybe Miley Cyrus and someone else. I don't know if we can
- 1:07:29her dad. I know his his last two album has been Stinkers with maybe
- 1:07:32like a Ed Scheering. I don't know if he makes like super Bowl music.
- 1:07:36They're not performers. They just ye. No one wants to him with
- 1:07:40someone else. No one wants to sit in there and see them on a
- 1:07:43stool. We like, I don't know, like like that's like rod Wave
- 1:07:47doing. I don't think they make the music for that. I don't like
- 1:07:51to see rod Wave. No, No, we need to run it back.
- 1:07:57See rod Wave with some pyrol techniques. It's an artists. Yeah,
- 1:08:01falling off the screen, explode. He doesn't, he's dropped from the jumbo
- 1:08:13trying explode on impact. Take him out of his misery? What was you
- 1:08:18about to say? And post Malone? Maybe that's what I was thinking to
- 1:08:21m. Post Malone would be a good one. That's what I was thinking.
- 1:08:25He's done cost playing black people. Yeah, Post go out there in
- 1:08:29the sun country. So he went back. He went back to the roots.
- 1:08:31What he wanted to do the whole time. He can't do because he
- 1:08:34got face tests you don't fit in with them. Jelly Roll got face hurt
- 1:08:39nigga, jelly Roll rapt mm hmm. There's a thin line between rapping country.
- 1:08:45But I really don't know, like the obvious choice, right, but
- 1:08:50they're grooming that we go. It gotta be bigger with someone who has that
- 1:08:57that people know at least, or you're like, what did you who?
- 1:09:00Did you just say it could be I would say no, she's not a
- 1:09:05performan. I was gonna say Adele, but she would just it would just
- 1:09:09be her on a stool, you know, listening, but she can mean,
- 1:09:12she can sing, she doesn't, but she has to perform. I
- 1:09:16don't know. I feel like it's just New Orleans, like little Wayne is
- 1:09:21right there. But they're not gonna do that unfortunately. I'm gonna tell you
- 1:09:25right now, they're not gonna put another Black and Rat. But hold on,
- 1:09:29hold on? Does this change? Does this changing thing? It's been
- 1:09:31black since jay Z's came on board and he's still there. He's the one
- 1:09:36that's involved in the halftime stuff. Or does that change anything bad? Bunny
- 1:09:44mmmmd? And you were not getting white Middle America look for for thirteen minutes.
- 1:09:53It's not gonna happen. But Jalo sings in English. Jalo sings in
- 1:09:57English. Keenan sing is exactly single stretch, but we know what she's saying.
- 1:10:02The words aren't English. Is Meg big enough to do it? Hell
- 1:10:06fucking enough? You have to have. She got four songs, she got
- 1:10:11the back in behind her though. I'm just asking she got her ten years
- 1:10:16ten years. I was I was going to say her too, I was
- 1:10:20going to say carry she half black. They could pull it out just wide
- 1:10:27enough. I don't make them feel okay with it. I think it's it's
- 1:10:30a huge frad I know what I'm saying. It's like a difference in music.
- 1:10:36Yeah, I can definitely sit like crazy. There's no mic. It's
- 1:10:42gonna go great. Yeah, Yeah, it's gonna be Metallica. We belong
- 1:10:46together. I feel like if it goes rock or something like that, it's
- 1:10:50gonna be you. It's gonna be you two if it goes rock. Now,
- 1:10:54if it goes rock, him and Lincoln Park can do the album Lincoln
- 1:10:58Park together, Keenan because chester Chester died. He did that ye ship Yeah,
- 1:11:08yeah, I forgot. I forgot all about that mental health. Man,
- 1:11:10When did Eminem do it two years ago? He did it with the
- 1:11:13West Coast. He's not gonna do it. Yeah, Like the easy layup
- 1:11:18is just pink, pink, pink, got what did you say pink?
- 1:11:24Yeah? I don't remember paint from early You're right, nobody does. Yes
- 1:11:27they did. It's not enough. It's not enough, but not enough.
- 1:11:30Like I see where she did like a pink when Stefani, I say,
- 1:11:34gwen Fani was involved this year, so I wouldn't be surprised that she did
- 1:11:36pink. What's the because nobody was like even trying to like get up for
- 1:11:45them. Damn. But that's because she's doing her country ship her man.
- 1:11:49She can. But even the white people in the crowd, they were just
- 1:11:53like Gus, they don't know what that is? What's the what's the what's
- 1:11:56the white chick name? Married the Blake Shelton? Whence that's her? Yeah,
- 1:12:01No, that's not what I'm talking about. That who's She's a country
- 1:12:03faith hell nigga? No no, don't don't listen nowhere. Never mind.
- 1:12:09Yeah, I'll figure it out. The only country big country artists. Maybe
- 1:12:14she's not married. I think she's a country artist and I'm thinking of I
- 1:12:16don't know, I'll figure one with the fat ass. I can't even tell
- 1:12:20you who's the chick that won American Idol Kelly Harry Underwood, Yeah, which
- 1:12:26one of them? Maybe that's Kelly Clark, either one of them? What
- 1:12:30about the what about either one of them. Kelly Clarks, I don't know
- 1:12:33he has enough. Yeah, I don't know either one of the songs.
- 1:12:36I just know that one. People like carry Underwood, people like Kelly,
- 1:12:40but I don't think she has that many bigger, bigger, yeah, iconic.
- 1:12:45Yeah, now she has a couple. She has some good songs.
- 1:12:48I love since You've been gone, and then she's a great singer technically right
- 1:12:55now. Hers doing covers is pretty much was keeping her like in a singing
- 1:12:58spotlight because Kelly Clark, because she's showing like her range, like, yeah,
- 1:13:03like this reason that ship. She don't want to have to talk show.
- 1:13:08At the beginning of her talk show, Yeah, she's like I was
- 1:13:11thinking, there's the reason why I wined sh like I got the vocals to
- 1:13:15do this ship. But man, man, one more thing, one more
- 1:13:21thing. Oh topic wise, yeah, my back. We were supposed to
- 1:13:28go from R and B that R and B fight. Are you talking about
- 1:13:33the Trey songs? And jau that was that was the elder thing. He's
- 1:13:39not here. We should tell the truth about Kanye. He's kind of been
- 1:13:45trashed for the past yeah, okay years, because well I said that because
- 1:13:50I was listening to like the I wasn't trying to, but I was listening
- 1:13:55to like the Apple Playlist, like Rap Life, Thing and One, So
- 1:13:59I didn't know been looking for. I wasn't looking for, but when the
- 1:14:01songs came on and I was like, Oh, this ship is out,
- 1:14:05and then his first came on and I just didn't even Speaking of Kanye just
- 1:14:12in general, how do you feel about the commercials? I started watching commercials.
- 1:14:15I actually didn't see commercials because because I was watching the Nickelodeon versions a
- 1:14:19lot of them. The commercials is actually pretty good this year compared to the
- 1:14:23past couple of years. You're the first person I've seen say that this niggas
- 1:14:27face about the burnoure less about the commercial that the commercial thing. I think
- 1:14:34it died down. But there was some what I missed. The Budwiser commercial
- 1:14:40I didn't see. It was a Wiser commercial. They always have. They
- 1:14:44always have a big Budwiser commercial, and I didn't see. It's always got
- 1:14:46a dog or something. It's always something. I didn't see one. I
- 1:14:50was kind of shocked. I saw, like the recap Doritos. I don't
- 1:14:55know was the commercial. There was a commercial. It was one with the
- 1:14:59white or not. There was like nine the less commercials Latina Wednesday Adams is
- 1:15:09her name, general take. I saw that, but it wasn't like it
- 1:15:13looked like it just a regular commercial. It was like ten Jesus commercials.
- 1:15:16And then the ten commercials there's a Scientology commercial. What was your what was
- 1:15:21your favorite commercial or what was the best one? You thought on that or
- 1:15:27not announcement. I guess that's what we got to talk about to the Sarah
- 1:15:30V the fact that she called I should have her moment, have his moment
- 1:15:33and she had to drop me. Ha, Beyonce, what did you like
- 1:15:39to dunk a Donuts one? Yeah? That was I didn't watch any commercial
- 1:15:45and and if I did watch it, I didn't watch it. I probably
- 1:15:47thought on Twitter because I saw it, like, what did you say,
- 1:15:50Beyonce? Not I should have his moment by dropping music on the day he
- 1:15:55did so, I was not having this moment. He had this moment.
- 1:15:58That's the same that came out came out the game. Yeah, the second
- 1:16:02it's Beyonce, wait till tomorrow, no move over for the big dogs,
- 1:16:10the big dog cool. I feel like he's still having his moment. I
- 1:16:15feel like, it's not that he had it like that. Let's get some
- 1:16:20music now, and I'm saying, I'm saying it's not like his moment is
- 1:16:24gone. You can look over this still just talking about and Beyonce. When
- 1:16:30the last time you listened to be Wait, Time Out, Time Out,
- 1:16:32the last one that came out about picking mind actually listened to the album Michael
- 1:16:38Yes, Kenan Okay as as the dumbest fucking here. It's hard to say
- 1:16:45that she stole his moment when we talked about him for an hour before we
- 1:16:48mentioned her. That's what I'm saying. Like that, because you can talk
- 1:16:53about both parts of the super that's that, That's what i was just talking
- 1:16:56about the moment of her. But to say that she stole the moment,
- 1:16:58we still talked about some of the spotlight I feel because was over. Nobody
- 1:17:03when super Bowl was over, nobody was now talking about the super Bowl.
- 1:17:06And that's just perform We're talking about the two country songs that Beyonce. Just
- 1:17:10your algorithms be sucked up. We just talked about I'm not talking about us.
- 1:17:15I'm talking about I'm not talking about us. I'm talking about like I've
- 1:17:18seen people talk about the super Bowl halftime show and Beyonce after after the super
- 1:17:24Bowl. Normally artist streams go up. I'm sure, oh nobody was checking
- 1:17:29for fact Beyonce stream that was that album? Hold on Mike, Hold On
- 1:17:38Mike. The album came out Friday. The hate that you have that came
- 1:17:42out Friday, right, No, so you had time. No, No,
- 1:17:44I'm not talking about the album. The people go back and listen to
- 1:17:47the songs he performed, probably, But but the thing is, when super
- 1:17:50Bowl was over, now, everybody like, oh, what's the music that
- 1:17:54Beyonce just dropped? You know after you know, cowboys listen to something else,
- 1:18:00like, you know, fair enough twenty four hours in you could you
- 1:18:03could definitely cost them, but cares it's Beyonce. Sure, it's Beyonce.
- 1:18:14Sorry, Keenan, that's your guy. But it's Beyonce. It's inevitable.
- 1:18:17You gotta move. Sorry, you don't have to be inevitable because she didn't
- 1:18:23have to do it. But if she wants to, But if she wants
- 1:18:26to, Nigga, suck it up. You are sound like the biggest beehiveh
- 1:18:30person, right, Like she's the greatest performer. Why she's the greatest performer
- 1:18:33live and you're talking about Usher. I don't give what the funk about Usher.
- 1:18:36I'm sorry when Beyonce comes to the door, I don't give two motherfucking
- 1:18:41right chip cents about Usher. I don't care. I don't care. It's
- 1:18:45Beyonce, Nigga, it's Beyonce. Beyonce. Just Zell knows Carter is in
- 1:18:50the door. I think his bottom line his point is she's not She's not
- 1:18:56moving out the way for anybody. Listen, everybody understanding that her playing to
- 1:19:00not Did you listen to the two songs? No? I did, so
- 1:19:04you know what. I also didn't listen to. Also didn't listen to new
- 1:19:08album. But I tell you what one I'm gonna listen to first. I'm
- 1:19:11telling you which one you should listen to first, and it's the Usher one.
- 1:19:14And I'm telling you what I'm gonna do. I know what you're gonna
- 1:19:17if you get thirty million, people don't listen to country music. So but
- 1:19:21I listened to Beyonce. Bitch, I bet you won't replay, and I
- 1:19:27bet you I won't. You'll get more repleased than the Usher album. No,
- 1:19:30but it will because it's music that you would like versus music that I
- 1:19:33like Beyonce stopping because he's bullshing, right, it is. He's bullshitting because
- 1:19:40I said I like Beyonce than you played the last. That's a big Listen
- 1:19:44to me, I'm playing the last Beyonce thirty times more than the last R
- 1:19:48album. That's not the question. Like he's just bullshing. Don't feel into
- 1:19:51your favorite song from the last bullshit he tell you he's he's gonna listen to
- 1:19:56Beyonce more than he listened to It's very simple, just because I don't listen
- 1:20:00to Beyonce a lot. But I'll tell you one thing. I listened to
- 1:20:02Usher a whole lot. Motherfucking lest what he just said he's gonna listen to
- 1:20:06those two Beyonce songs more than he will listen to any song with an Usher
- 1:20:09album. Yeah, lie, No, it's not. It's not a lie.
- 1:20:13It's not saying that's a lie. When the album has been out for
- 1:20:15five days he hasn't listened to yet, and I have no desire and he
- 1:20:19like before this, he's like, oh, you should sit down, and
- 1:20:21he's like, yeah, I'm not gonna do that. Like he told you,
- 1:20:25he's not based on his taste in music. I know for a fact
- 1:20:28he's going to listen to songs more on that Usher album than those two countries
- 1:20:31country I listened. I thought it was cool. I know Mike's taste exactly,
- 1:20:39and he's not gonna listen to either one of them ships. But I'm
- 1:20:41telling you who, I'm going to listen to more Beyonce. If I listen
- 1:20:45to Beyonce four times, I'm gonna listen to Usher zero and listen to Beyonce
- 1:20:50fifteen times. I listen to Usher too. Okay, okay, okay,
- 1:20:55let your passion down. It's okay, all right, no passion, I
- 1:20:59listen times. Stop it. I'm going to listen to Beyonce twenty two times.
- 1:21:05I didn't do Ship. I didn't do it because you scoffed at the
- 1:21:09idea. How I'm dare you listen to Beyonce before super Raiment? How dare
- 1:21:15I listened to the greatest performer living since Michael Jackson before ushers like, Oh,
- 1:21:24Connie has been asked for a little bit, and also this is something
- 1:21:27new from her? Did you want to check it out? So it's a
- 1:21:30different yes, which one's more anticipated. I was mad that she dropped it
- 1:21:36as the commercial came out as if the ship was coming out like tomorrow,
- 1:21:40that ships six weeks away, for five weeks whatever, if I got two
- 1:21:44songs, I'm like, bitch, nigga. You see the action video that
- 1:21:48one dude when he saw that it was announcement for a Beyonce album. Do
- 1:21:51you see his face? Nigga? It was a black dude. We're screaming.
- 1:21:58I never see nobody scream over an usher announcement album announced. That's not
- 1:22:03the point. But all right, all right, it's the point. It's
- 1:22:06not it's not mom spelling title. Yes, but you know what she did
- 1:22:14forgetting that talk to text because he's a mom. It's on title, it's
- 1:22:17on I'll be forgetting that title is even the thing I really forget? Well,
- 1:22:21I'm pretty sure I really forgot. It was a thing too when I
- 1:22:25thought I thought it was an old like tweet, and then it was a
- 1:22:30joke, and then I was like, oh, I really forgot title.
- 1:22:33Still, remember when titled had that like villain meeting hey as funny as that
- 1:22:41was, that shook some ship up and made everybody, oh no, no,
- 1:22:45I'm just saying, I'm just that was hilarious don't have helmets. Yeah,
- 1:22:48fucking daft punk had the helmets on. It was all like in a
- 1:22:51dark black room. Look like, what's that ship? Doctor? Straight?
- 1:22:57Yeah, it was like all the fucking artists, like big time artist.
- 1:23:01It was like a big ass conferenceation like when they were launching it. Yeah,
- 1:23:08it looked like a fucking villain. This is for the artist, like
- 1:23:13a game like gave like three halfs of percent more. It was like a
- 1:23:17black and white It looked like that's the Illuminati, literally a legion of doom.
- 1:23:24Yeah. Yeah, that ship was crazy. It looked like it was
- 1:23:26about to be a child sacrifice right after the picture was taken. There might
- 1:23:30have been. It might have been. I believe it allegedly. I believe
- 1:23:33it possibly. Speaking of events, you see the Taco Bell event, No
- 1:23:40idea what you're talking about. No, Taco Bell had like an Apple style,
- 1:23:45yeah event, Taco Bell rollout like a tech event. Yes, yes,
- 1:23:49look yeah, like damn Nigga came out for the cheese it. Oh
- 1:23:55no, no, it's for twenty four new items. Oh that's what he
- 1:24:00because that's why I said it was an Apple type And then yeah, a
- 1:24:04nigga came out with like a fucking if I released calendar Yo, it was
- 1:24:08no, it was and it was fly too, and he's like, well,
- 1:24:12we got this thing. We got the Crunch Draft. You like the
- 1:24:14Crunch Draft, right, imagine cheese it inside it. It's like it showed
- 1:24:19it and it's like, oh you guys, like it's the twentieth didiversity of
- 1:24:23the Baha Blast. How about the Blast pie or Baja Blast Gelato? Yeah,
- 1:24:30Gelatto they're coming out with like literally when like they're coming out with milkshakes,
- 1:24:36chicken nuggets. You can tell the people in the fucking Taco Bet office
- 1:24:40literally is just taking fucking d is just that ship they're taking the little twist
- 1:24:45the twisties with like Baja Blast dust, Yes, Mountain dew, Baja Blast
- 1:24:53Gelato, don't you let cinnamon the lights, apple and banadas. I wouldn't
- 1:24:59be again that chicken sugar. Do you not like apple piees? No?
- 1:25:02I don't like it. It doesn't like anything sweets. Do you not know
- 1:25:05this? Nigga? When I think about Taco Bell and I realized that Pepsi
- 1:25:11owns them, it always throws me for a loop. But then it makes
- 1:25:13sense why they have like the special Mountain New flavors and ship. Where else
- 1:25:16does Mountain get play? Yeah, nowhere else. I ain't gonna disrespect Mountaindude,
- 1:25:21Mountain, it's not great. Say anything bad about mount doing. You
- 1:25:29got a green mic Nigga Mountain dew Vultage. That's because I took Corey's mic.
- 1:25:33Bitch, take it from you. Co Red, I like the code
- 1:25:39red when it came out. Yeah, co Red was actual very good.
- 1:25:44Four New Taco Bell. It its just nutstuff exactly. They all look good.
- 1:25:46They gotta crunch out of a big ass cheese it like one large cheese
- 1:25:49it in the middle. Why. Also, I think it's like they're doing
- 1:25:53like a toastyle that like the cheese. Yeah, that's crazy, just just
- 1:25:58doing If you look up the thing, it's crazy because it's like a straight
- 1:26:01up it's the Apple people. It's like, oh boy, what's what's the
- 1:26:05Steve job? Like it looks crazy and you're just like for Taco Bell,
- 1:26:10it was like it looked like it's just a bunch of a bunch of just
- 1:26:13baked people just in the room saying, Yo, what if we did this
- 1:26:15with this like a crazy like a mad like a tag talk. They gave
- 1:26:19thirty niggas two blunts and a mad lib. What if Taco Bell did blank
- 1:26:26with blank and they just chicken nuggets with cheese boom talk to talk to me
- 1:26:35speaking of that. As a kid, right, I used to try to
- 1:26:44experiment and like make my own food, like up at home. Yeh,
- 1:26:47kids didn't like I don't know. It was me and my cousin. It
- 1:26:51was me and James. We used to do this ship free my nigga James
- 1:26:55too, Okay, never mind, depending on the food that tried to make,
- 1:27:02he deserves to be there, depending on what he did. Well,
- 1:27:05Like like we used to play like stupid ass games or whatever. We're like,
- 1:27:09all right, we have our restaurant. Yeah, uh, we got
- 1:27:14a restaurant whatever. We're serving food and our special dish it was chicken nuggets,
- 1:27:17so it's like the dinosaur chicken nuggets or whatever. At the time,
- 1:27:20and I took you know, like the injector things, and I injected the
- 1:27:24middle with barbecue sauce. And I thought it was like changing the chicken nugga
- 1:27:29Gush, yeah, you're gonna bite the chicken. You don't got to do
- 1:27:30it. And I already got barbin sauce. I thought I was the innovation,
- 1:27:36you fucking mad jeans. I thought that still hasn't been done. Why
- 1:27:43hasn't that been done? TM trademarket somebody called TIMU right now copyright not that
- 1:27:51serious nuggets coming so not that in ts nuggets, just biting the nuggets in
- 1:27:58the inside. Dude, you could do honey bust huh nigga. What he
- 1:28:01did took a fucking injector and put that bitch bark. No, the baked
- 1:28:09them bitches. You know, I mean, like, how would you?
- 1:28:11You probably can't mass produce that. That gotta be like a menu at him
- 1:28:15on a restaurant. You could probably it might freezing, but that might be
- 1:28:17it would be a lot harder to mass It would be like a piece of
- 1:28:20roll. We'll get it figured out. Yeah, we'll work that out in
- 1:28:24post. But as an eleven year old with the oven, I thought I
- 1:28:28was the next you know, you know what I also had. Obviously I
- 1:28:32had many many fat experiments. We already know about your fat experiment. No,
- 1:28:39I don't think I don't know about this. Don't don't. Don't incriminate
- 1:28:42yourself some more, probably too late. What I used to proof is in
- 1:28:45the pud. Yeah, take my back support. I'm not gonna take too
- 1:28:57many of those. I'm starting. I'm doing a running tally all the fat
- 1:29:00jokes. Lama low key has a lead, and I'm not liking it.
- 1:29:05See he doesn't he does, he does it subtly. Well, this is
- 1:29:11what the followers wanted they did. Why don't I make fat Well? Lama
- 1:29:17has answered the call. He has heard, he has heard. Nah,
- 1:29:21and you know what, I gotta get back at you. Remember when,
- 1:29:27I think it was yesterday, when the when bitch we were talking about the
- 1:29:32Usher show, right motherfucking tempo. He goes, oh yo, I'm with
- 1:29:39you, Mike, because if they played freakingly, I would have ran to
- 1:29:42your house from Wallick. And then I replied I would have met you halfway,
- 1:29:46and this he came really really mess and then Mike said the I'll drive.
- 1:30:00It was like in my car fat phobia. It took so much me
- 1:30:04not to respond to be like, I don't think you're driving. I gotta
- 1:30:10walk to the car, Mike, Mike, Mike halfways his front door.
- 1:30:15Mike's half ways and text RSS like, yeah, my uncle, my uncle's
- 1:30:20not looking so hot. They're gonna stop cutting off my family you gotta.
- 1:30:30I love him dearly? Do you love he killed his toilet with his run,
- 1:30:36That poor toilet. Poor. I got to tighten up my seat tool.
- 1:30:44It's loose. This nigga might be have more diarrhe than ken, like
- 1:30:48more than a normal person, like, oh, I fix your diet.
- 1:30:53Maybe we're getting there. Yeah, uh no, but yeah, I used
- 1:30:57to take uh. I used to like Chefburryard, like like Ravioli's and ship
- 1:31:05or the fucking spaghetti's and I used to eat them with pringles and you take
- 1:31:12that episode. I used to take the fucking ral is sitting in the pringle
- 1:31:18like a pringle boat and just eat that like okay, yeah it was very
- 1:31:23good. That's sad. I probably did it. I did it again,
- 1:31:30like I did that. I tried that like probably want to say three years
- 1:31:31ago during the pandemic. Nah, I did it again. Why, First
- 1:31:38off, you're going out and still buying pringles. People still eat pingles.
- 1:31:42What about the good You gotta get the laised because they put more seasoning on
- 1:31:46them. They definitely do, yeah, but they're delicate. They crumble under
- 1:31:50the weight of the Ravioli I found. You're getting the double stuff. Ravioli
- 1:31:58are heavy. You get a micwave cup or you getting a can that you
- 1:32:01gotta put on a can? I don't. I never cooked those in the
- 1:32:05stove. I put them in like a bowl and I put it in the
- 1:32:08microwave. That's why you just a take because no, you take a can,
- 1:32:12open it, dump it in a bowl and put in a microwave.
- 1:32:14Correct. Correct, niggas are heathens. Correct? Why is that heathen?
- 1:32:18Because they make microwave cups. Yeah, but they're lots smaller. I would
- 1:32:21have to make, like, you gotta get the big can they have.
- 1:32:25They have big, but they're kind of harder to find. Don't put it
- 1:32:28on the stove. No, it's it's already canned. We don't gotta be
- 1:32:34Gormet preparing about it. Once every like nineteen months, when I'm making something
- 1:32:40the microwave, I randomly think that ship. Mind boggles me, and there's
- 1:32:44no way we should be eating it out of a Microwavey, man, we're
- 1:32:48fine, We're fine. Goodness, man, listen, there's no way that
- 1:32:51that that don't make sense in my head. Honestly, more the air all
- 1:32:57that ship, like the stove makes sense. You got the fucking I can
- 1:33:00see the fire boom heating ship up. Science, I don't have a gas
- 1:33:03anymore or whatever. Science eat Mike was always blowed my fucking mind. There's
- 1:33:10no way that we're supposed to be eating that. Speaking of speaking of that,
- 1:33:14I actually thought was thinking about that. You think about like how crazy
- 1:33:17is you were? You're alive in a time where everything was already pretty much
- 1:33:20figured out, like medicine, like all that ship we might have to put
- 1:33:26you might have to put in that hold on for next one because you're gonna
- 1:33:30add on another twenty five minutes. I like the energy though, because I
- 1:33:34actually had a similar thumb. But real quick, I alsow my boy another
- 1:33:39fan thing. My boy, I'll never forget this. My boy said,
- 1:33:42when you used to or go to Chinese places, he would order chicken wings
- 1:33:45and rice, and he would take the skin off the chicken wings and roll
- 1:33:48them and roll the fried rice in there, the chicken wing skin skin egg
- 1:33:54roll. That's what he told me that ship. I felt calm. I
- 1:33:59was like, all right, I'm not the fattest with popeyes Popeyes, the
- 1:34:03mac and cheese, or the red beans and rice. You make a chicken
- 1:34:09chicken skin doobie you can make a clock chicken. That's crazy. That's yeah,
- 1:34:18that's another fat episode, fat field episode. And they're not that serious
- 1:34:24podcast. All right, guys, make sure you know check them all to
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- 1:34:43the to do lists or like quick notes, so different things like that.
- 1:34:49Yeah, f y I different things of that nature exactly. Yep, and
- 1:34:57we will see you Monday, same time, same places. Now peace,
- 1:35:02bye bye. What Milk of the Week. You know a lot of that
- 1:35:24way was looking pretty good at this lot, all right? Oh yeah,
- 1:35:29that's an interesting Oh yeah, that is very interesting. I don't know what
- 1:35:35I have other like very yeah, it's just interesting to see that, like,
- 1:35:43okay, all right, vo I mean she must have we him at
- 1:35:46one of the waffle houses she was working at. I can't. I don't
- 1:35:49know why. I'm just blanking on her fucking name, Milk of the Week.
- 1:35:54Where's she from? She's a she's a singer, but I can't tell
- 1:35:59if I like her not oh du alepa, what's your what's your what's your
- 1:36:01thoughts? A plus A plus plus Yeah, Okay, she's the baddest bodyless
- 1:36:09woman I remember, baddest what bodyless woman? All right, and that's I
- 1:36:14would like to also remind everybody that it is indeed Black History Month. Monkey
- 1:36:20and that made a monkey noise and then black and uh black man, let's
- 1:36:25not white. And that's that's what needs tougest episode. That's why we did
- 1:36:29the end of the episode, turn it off.