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153: Come join the party…we're just like Jesus · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 7: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 2: More cooling in the containment chamber.
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  Speaker 9: To your stations, we have a rebound.
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  Speaker 8: Gee.
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  Speaker 4: Jingling, listen to bells.
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  Speaker 5: Christmas time is here Is that happy time of the
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  Speaker 5: year Parties with friends and relations Christmas.
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  Speaker 10: Cheer for the occasion.
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  Speaker 5: I can hear sleigh bells ringing.
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  Speaker 10: I wonder what this my.
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  Speaker 11: Baby is bringing. Jingle, jingle, jingle.
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  Speaker 4: Listen to bells and ring.
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  Speaker 12: Jingle, jingle, jingle.
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  Speaker 11: Happy holidays and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 10: I'm Marlena.
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  Speaker 13: I'm Jake.
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  Speaker 10: I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 8: I'm Greg.
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  Speaker 11: And we're back for the fourth annual Movie Meltdown Holiday Special.
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  Speaker 10: Good God, has it really been that long?
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  Speaker 11: Four freaking episodes of this version. I don't know. It's
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  Speaker 11: kind of amazing.
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  Speaker 10: We've lost some. We've gained some.
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  Speaker 11: We've gained some. It's rotating, damn it. It's rotating.
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  Speaker 10: Some are probably in a ditch somewhere at this point.
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  Speaker 11: Could very well be, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Might really be lost. Eh, whatever.
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  Speaker 11: So, it being a holiday... You know what's coming. Candy?
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  Speaker 10: Ghosts?
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  Speaker 5: Ghosts?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, my God. I just ate, like, ten pieces.
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  Speaker 11: That's your own fault. You know this routine. You have
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  Speaker 11: to have the ghost bowl.
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  Speaker 4: You need a Santa hat with a ghost.
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  Speaker 11: No, we decided last year he's the ghost of Christmas past.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: When we have hot chocolate, I have, I don't know
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  Speaker 10: if they're stale or not, but I have some ghost marshmallows.
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  Speaker 2: Stale marshmallows are the best anyways.
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  Speaker 11: I don't know what it is about marshmallows.
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  Speaker 2: Candy bars?
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  Speaker 9: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: And we just had to eat them.
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  Speaker 2: We know that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to go run for like six hours.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 10: You're gonna run to wherever you're going?
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  Speaker 3: Wherever you're going.
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  Speaker 10: Where are you going? Oldham?
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  Speaker 4: Oldham County?
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  Speaker 11: You're gonna run there.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, you're gonna get the sound of the pour?
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  Speaker 10: Oh, look at the.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, it's like.
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  Speaker 3: You want the dark chocolate?
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  Speaker 10: I hate dark chocolate. Oh, I do like dark chocolate.
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  Speaker 4: I want all the dark chocolate.
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  Speaker 11: Give me the dark chocolate.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, what's this one?
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  Speaker 3: That's a regular Milky Way.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I love regular Milky Way.
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  Speaker 3: Why are the Snickers different colors? Are they flavored?
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  Speaker 11: Eat one and find out, I guess. I'm only going
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  Speaker 11: to eat one now. Here's the holiday.
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  Speaker 3: We have peppermint, too, so throw some peppermint.
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  Speaker 11: Peppermint patties.
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  Speaker 3: I like peppermint patties.
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  Speaker 10: I'm only going to eat one now, otherwise I'm totally
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  Speaker 10: going to hurl, and that would not be good. Well,
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  Speaker 10: I had spaghetti, so it would at least be somewhat festive,
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  Speaker 10: I guess, bread.
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  Speaker 11: Unless you ate something green to go with it, and
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  Speaker 11: I know better than that.
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  Speaker 10: With the garlic salt, it had some green.
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  Speaker 11: Flakes in it. It's not like there was a salad involved.
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  Speaker 11: I know better than that. That's what I say. That's
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  Speaker 11: why I know better.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to steal another peppermint patty. I do like
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  Speaker 3: peppermint patties.
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  Speaker 11: So for weeks and weeks now, Misty has been pushing
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  Speaker 11: a specific product, and I figured we'd have to save
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  Speaker 11: up until the holiday special to bust this out. So, Misty.
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  Speaker 4: Shake it.
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  Speaker 10: Hold on.
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  Speaker 11: Tell them what you're dealing with here.
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  Speaker 4: I got some fucking handful of red velvet milk right here, bitches.
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  Speaker 10: It's old-fashioned. The one I got wasn't old-fashioned, so I
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  Speaker 10: don't know if this is going to be different.
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  Speaker 14: It might be.
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  Speaker 11: All right.
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  Speaker 15: Hold on.
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  Speaker 10: Explore it. I think I'm just going to talk right here.
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  Speaker 10: Experience a new twist on an old recipe. Enjoy our
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  Speaker 10: unique red velvet milk. Whether it's chilled or warm. Ew,
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  Speaker 10: that's disgusting. I fucking hate warm milk. Indulge in the
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  Speaker 10: taste and quality of the name brand. We're not going
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  Speaker 10: to mention because they're not sponsored in any way. Alright,
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  Speaker 10: who wants some of this here?
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  Speaker 14: Fire it up?
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  Speaker 3: Just a taste.
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  Speaker 10: I just ate a whole bunch of stuff. I ain't
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  Speaker 10: going to.
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  Speaker 3: Have that much.
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  Speaker 10: How much do you.
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  Speaker 15: Want?
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  Speaker 4: Keep going.
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  Speaker 3: It's so thick.
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  Speaker 11: That looks good.
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  Speaker 3: This looks like paint.
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  Speaker 10: It looks like the cake mix.
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  Speaker 4: It looks like paint. Was there a chunk in there?
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  Speaker 3: It's got cake in it.
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  Speaker 10: I think you're good. Sometimes it just doesn't. I'm pretty
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  Speaker 10: sure there's.
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  Speaker 4: A chunk of something in there.
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  Speaker 3: That's enough for a taste. I'm pretty convinced this is
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  Speaker 3: just cake batter.
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  Speaker 11: That much. It's got part of the same amount every time.
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  Speaker 9: Whatever.
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  Speaker 10: Have you had any of it yet? Nope.
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  Speaker 4: It's slightly different than the Target brand, but not too much.
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  Speaker 4: I think the Target brand's a little sweeter.
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty thick. It's almost as thick as, like, an eggnog.
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  Speaker 10: But not slimy like an eggnog. I hate eggnog. I
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  Speaker 10: like soy nog. It's okay.
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  Speaker 9: Soy nog.
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  Speaker 11: Mmm. Red velvet milk.
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  Speaker 10: And it's delicious. We had the waffles the other day, too.
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  Speaker 10: They were very dense.
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  Speaker 11: That's what I was going to say. This morning, that's
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  Speaker 11: what I had for breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: Red velvet cake waffles.
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  Speaker 11: I had red velvet cake waffles.
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  Speaker 10: They were animal shaped.
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  Speaker 9: No.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, I remember mine because I had them this morning.
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  Speaker 11: And they came out of the Powerpuff Girl waffle maker.
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  Speaker 14: Oh, nice.
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  Speaker 11: It was pretty awesome. Right after I bought them.
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  Speaker 10: Right after I bought the milk the first time.
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  Speaker 2: Do we have syrup with it?
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  Speaker 10: It came with a mix. It came with the stuff.
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  Speaker 11: It came with the cream cheese topping stuff that I
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  Speaker 11: didn't make.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 10: They were good.
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  Speaker 2: They were.
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  Speaker 4: Damn it.
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  Speaker 3: Four years of that.
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  Speaker 10: Which is what I go through on a daily goddamn basis.
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  Speaker 11: So yes, this morning I also had red velvet waffles.
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  Speaker 10: Weren't they good? They were a little bit denser than
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  Speaker 10: regular waffles.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, it was different. It's not like the milk. The
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  Speaker 11: milk actually has a pretty different flavor.
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  Speaker 3: They were very red.
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  Speaker 10: I was worried that if I had red velvet milk
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  Speaker 10: and red velvet waffles that it would have the same
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  Speaker 10: effect as blueberry.
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  Speaker 3: It does.
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  Speaker 10: You know.
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  Speaker 11: We need to leave that alone.
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  Speaker 4: I made my friend a red velvet birthday cake.
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  Speaker 3: Put this in the fridge.
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  Speaker 4: For his birthday in April.
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  Speaker 10: It was shaped like a garbage bucket.
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  Speaker 4: Red velvet cake is extremely hard to make from scratch.
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  Speaker 10: That's why I didn't try.
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  Speaker 4: And that fucker never even cut the cake. It's just
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  Speaker 4: like whole pieces. In his refrigerator. I was like, if
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  Speaker 4: I would have known that you weren't ever going to
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  Speaker 4: even eat the cake, I would have made it out
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  Speaker 4: of box cake. It was labor intensive and hard and
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  Speaker 4: expensive to make.
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  Speaker 10: And he never even ate a piece of it.
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  Speaker 11: Well, it does tie in because that was the cake
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  Speaker 11: that you brought to Fright Night. It was red velvet cake.
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  Speaker 11: That we sat in the middle of the festival eating cake.
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  Speaker 3: That was from Kroger. It was still good.
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  Speaker 11: It was still red velvet cake.
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  Speaker 10: I love red velvet cake. It's my favorite. If I
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  Speaker 10: make a cake, it's usually a red velvet cake.
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  Speaker 3: I like it too.
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  Speaker 4: Because if I'm going to do something, I want it
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  Speaker 4: to be hard.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't make your own ice cream.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to do something. I want it to
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  Speaker 3: be hard.
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  Speaker 11: I'm just making things as difficult as possible.
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  Speaker 4: That's just how I'm used to my life being. And
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  Speaker 4: if it's not, I'm, like, confused and concerned.
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  Speaker 10: I always look around the box because I'm lazy. I
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  Speaker 10: make the ice cream.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for the red velvet. It was very good.
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  Speaker 10: It was delicious.
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  Speaker 12: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: It coats the mouth, doesn't it? No, it does.
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  Speaker 10: It coats the glass. It coats everything. We should thank
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  Speaker 10: Jesse for alerting me of the red velvet cake, for
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  Speaker 10: which I had to go on an excursion and try
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  Speaker 10: to find it. It was my vast disappointment when our
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  Speaker 10: backwards-ass targets down here didn't get him until, like, two
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  Speaker 10: weeks after Indianapolis did.
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  Speaker 3: Takes a while.
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  Speaker 10: I noticed. And the happy dance it is in the
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  Speaker 10: middle of the party.
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  Speaker 11: So, yeah, this is sort of... We decided to do, like,
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  Speaker 11: a whole... conglomeration since it all falls pretty much at
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  Speaker 11: the same time it's you know it's our our anniversary
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  Speaker 11: we also just crossed the 150 episode mark just a
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  Speaker 11: couple episodes back so that's also pretty ridiculous yeah and
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  Speaker 11: um i i guess you know it's christmas i.
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  Speaker 10: Love christmas even though where i work would make it
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  Speaker 10: suck otherwise but i do love christmas.
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  Speaker 11: And i figured just to Embrace all of the cultures.
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  Speaker 11: I mean, technically, this one's coming out right about the
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  Speaker 11: time of Hanukkah, so I thought we can also have
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  Speaker 11: our happy Hanukkah celebration. Bring a menorah. No, we get this.
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  Speaker 9: A dreidel.
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  Speaker 11: Fucking A.
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  Speaker 10: What the hell does that mean?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what it means.
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  Speaker 11: Yahtzee. Sorry, people of the Jewish faith. I was actually
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  Speaker 11: looking at it. I'm trying to broaden my horizons here.
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  Speaker 11: There's nun, gimel, hay, and shin on each side. And
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  Speaker 11: it's actually like a whole game. And, you know, you
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  Speaker 11: have to like bet basically. And then if you're one
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  Speaker 11: of them comes up, you don't get anything. One of them,
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  Speaker 11: you have to pay somebody. One of them, you put
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  Speaker 11: more back in. So, it yeah it's like a whole
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  Speaker 11: it's a complicated game i didn't realize it was that
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  Speaker 11: complicated i thought it was kind of like a top
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  Speaker 11: sounds like stupid non-jewish people feed the cat feed the
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  Speaker 11: cat yeah kind of feed the cat take the cat
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  Speaker 11: yeah so i thought yeah i thought it was it
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  Speaker 11: was kind of fun and it makes noise so it
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  Speaker 11: works on an audio.
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  Speaker 4: Program i saw can i spin the dreidel spin the
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  Speaker 4: dreidel I saw it play at the Jewish Community Center
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  Speaker 4: a couple weeks ago.
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  Speaker 10: It's about as Jewish.
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  Speaker 4: It's as in-depth as my Jewish knowledge is.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, roll a five.
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  Speaker 10: It looks like a twig to me.
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  Speaker 3: It's like my elf takes damage. You can play dice
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  Speaker 3: with it during the roll.
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  Speaker 11: Sorry, people of the Jewish faith.
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  Speaker 3: You have a 20-sided draggle.
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  Speaker 11: D & D with draggles. I figured it also ties in.
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  Speaker 11: Our show is centered around the entertainment industry. A good
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  Speaker 11: portion of our favorite people are Jewish, so I thought
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  Speaker 11: we should... No! Also, the hell you say, I know.
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  Speaker 11: They're Scientologists.
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  Speaker 2: Those are the only two.
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  Speaker 11: I mean, there's, yeah, the celebrities that are Jewish, the
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  Speaker 11: celebrities that are Scientologists, and Mel Gibson. That's pretty much
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  Speaker 11: all you get, really.
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  Speaker 10: Did you bring anything to celebrate Kwanzaa, or are you
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  Speaker 10: assuming that we have anything?
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  Speaker 11: No, and that's the other one. They don't have a
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  Speaker 11: fun toy that I know of. If they do, you know,
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  Speaker 11: guys pass along. All they've got is candles, which, again,
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  Speaker 11: kind of seems ripped off from Judaism. But anyway, I
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  Speaker 11: don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Hate mail alert.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Well, no, that's my problem with that, and it's because
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  Speaker 11: you can remember it. It's just the same thing I
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  Speaker 11: said about Scientology. So, I mean, your religion or your holiday,
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  Speaker 11: if anybody, if you or anybody you know can remember
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  Speaker 11: when it didn't exist, you kind of, it's hard. You
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  Speaker 11: have to question it, don't you?
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  Speaker 10: I mean.
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  Speaker 11: If somebody just randomly comes up with a holiday, you're like, wait, wait, wait,
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  Speaker 11: wait a minute.
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  Speaker 3: If it's made by a Berkeley professor.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, it's a professor in the 60s. I'm like, hmm,
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  Speaker 11: at least, you know, these other ones have been around.
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  Speaker 2: Do psychologists have holidays? Are they allowed to have holidays?
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  Speaker 10: Does the aliens bring the presents?
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  Speaker 11: Just send your check day.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's it.
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  Speaker 7: My daughter, she's in second grade. She was talking about
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  Speaker 7: not being able to have a tree at school, which.
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  Speaker 3: you know, no big deal.
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  Speaker 7: And we explained that to her and she has a
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  Speaker 7: friend that's Jewish and was talking about that. And, and well,
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  Speaker 7: they could have, we, we, you know, we could have
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  Speaker 7: a tree and she could have a menorah and, That's
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  Speaker 7: a good idea, but what about all the people that
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  Speaker 7: don't believe in anything?
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  Speaker 3: And she goes, well, they can have nothing.
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  Speaker 11: That's what I was just.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 11: I obviously think like a grade schooler. If they believe
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  Speaker 11: in nothing, then they can have nothing. Embrace your nothing, then.
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  Speaker 11: I'm putting my Festivus pole over here. Screw you guys.
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  Speaker 4: I don't believe in anything.
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  Speaker 10: I still have a Christmas tree. Me too. And I'm
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  Speaker 10: not offended by anybody else's. I love Christmas. I'm... Not a,
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  Speaker 10: you know.
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  Speaker 3: Just.
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  Speaker 14: What we grew up with.
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  Speaker 11: Well, and that's what I took it as. It's like,
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  Speaker 11: you know, I have no problem with Kwanzaa or Hanukkah
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  Speaker 11: or any of it, because to me, Christmas doesn't even
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  Speaker 11: have any religious overtones. To me, it's enough. It's all, yeah,
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  Speaker 11: it's all, you know, Christmas trees and Santa Claus. Well,
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  Speaker 11: the Christmas tree can just be a pretty Christmas tree
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  Speaker 11: if you want it to be. You don't have to
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  Speaker 11: go into backstory on any of it if you don't
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  Speaker 11: want to. Santa Claus was invented by Coca-Cola, so fuck
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  Speaker 11: anybody that has a problem with the backstory on him,
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  Speaker 11: because there isn't one really. It's so manufactured at this point.
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  Speaker 11: To me, you can celebrate Christmas as just a Christmas thing.
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  Speaker 11: It's just the act of it, not really any religious nonsense.
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  Speaker 10: I like Krampus.
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  Speaker 4: I want to have Krampus Fest.
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  Speaker 10: What is this?
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  Speaker 4: Krampus is like this devil that is like Santa's friend.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the one who punishes all the bad kids.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's a bad hell out there. It's like a
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  Speaker 10: month or something.
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  Speaker 3: Krampus month.
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  Speaker 11: Krampus comes once a month.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I said. There was a book about
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  Speaker 4: Krampus on Bill's coffee table on Thanksgiving, and I picked
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  Speaker 4: it up, and I was like, Krampus visits me once
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  Speaker 4: a month.
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  Speaker 11: Well, you know, um.
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  Speaker 7: Solstice celebrations were going on long before Christianity existed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: And for me, just, winter, you know, January and February
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  Speaker 7: are so bleak anyway that having lights up and some
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  Speaker 7: place to go and different music and stuff to do
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  Speaker 7: and so what, whatever your religion is, throw out the
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  Speaker 7: religion and just enjoy yourselves and if it's an excuse
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  Speaker 7: to be nice to people, good.
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  Speaker 2: Well, like, most religious things holidays were pagan holidays to
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  Speaker 2: begin with and religion had just kind of taken over
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  Speaker 2: the pagan holidays to kind of push it out of
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  Speaker 2: the light you know Christ's birthday really isn't December 25th
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  Speaker 2: like most people think.
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  Speaker 11: Again it's all sort of part of the show so
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  Speaker 11: you can buy into the religious end if you want
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  Speaker 11: to or again Santa Claus. You know, how does Santa
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  Speaker 11: Claus tie into the Jesus part of it? Not at all,
• 14:59
  Speaker 11: but he's on ten times as much stuff as Jesus. Well,
• 15:03
  Speaker 11: it depends.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you ask Kristen Stewart.
• 15:08
  Speaker 10: Wait, wait.
• 15:09
  Speaker 11: Bite your lip.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: Okay, now do her.
• 15:12
  Speaker 10: Did you watch the Kristen Stewart Explains Christmas? Yes.
• 15:15
  Speaker 11: No, it's not really her. Well, you YouTube Kristen Stewart
• 15:20
  Speaker 11: Explains Christmas. Do your impersonation of her, Misty. Misty is
• 15:26
  Speaker 11: biting her lip.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: You have to look up, though.
• 15:29
  Speaker 10: Look down.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, is it down?
• 15:31
  Speaker 11: Discover your hair. Discover your hair.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 15:34
  Speaker 11: You just got that.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Wow. What was it now?
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: What did, uh, the, uh, the old Terry killed baby Jesus.
• 15:41
  Speaker 10: No, they crucified him.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: They crucified him.
• 15:44
  Speaker 11: Baby Jesus.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: And then, uh, Santa Claus brought him back from the dead.
• 15:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah, because, yeah.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: Pilgrims. Because they're pilgrims.
• 15:53
  Speaker 10: They're pilgrims, but an Indian.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 15:56
  Speaker 11: So, once again, we can all learn something from Kristen
• 16:00
  Speaker 11: Stewart in that it doesn't really have to mean anything.
• 16:03
  Speaker 11: You just have a good time with it if you
• 16:05
  Speaker 11: want to. So, you know, celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus,
• 16:10
  Speaker 11: what was yours again?
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Krampus.
• 16:13
  Speaker 10: Just quit being so pissed at everybody else that wants.
• 16:15
  Speaker 11: To celebrate this shit. Can't we all get along?
• 16:17
  Speaker 10: Jesus.
• 16:17
  Speaker 7: And even if it is the people that are you know, oh,
• 16:21
  Speaker 7: it's so commercial, or it's, you know, they're not, you know,
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: Christ isn't in Christmas.
• 16:25
  Speaker 11: Who cares?
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: At least somebody's, like I said, being nice to other people.
• 16:28
  Speaker 11: Again, I don't, yeah, I, they complain about the commercial,
• 16:32
  Speaker 11: and to the point, I've sort of accepted that so much,
• 16:35
  Speaker 11: I don't notice that either. Like, again, you only are, like,
• 16:38
  Speaker 11: weighed down by that if you totally buy into it.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this guy was sitting outside, there was, like, this
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: really annoying thing at my work last Saturday, and this
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: guy said, I say Merry Christmas because it's America. I
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: don't remember what his reasoning was, but it's just like,
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: people say happy holidays, you stupid fuck, because it's like,
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: there's Christmas, there's New Year's, there's like tons of different
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: holidays that people celebrate.
• 17:04
  Speaker 11: Fuckwad. Yeah, I mean, they were saying happy holidays before
• 17:07
  Speaker 11: things became PC, and they tried to include other... Back
• 17:10
  Speaker 11: when we were closed-minded jackasses, they were still using that
• 17:13
  Speaker 11: just to sort of rope New Year's into it, too. So,
• 17:16
  Speaker 11: I mean, now it really does sort of mean... More
• 17:18
  Speaker 11: of what it probably should have meant to begin with,
• 17:20
  Speaker 11: which is to group everything together and be like, hey,
• 17:22
  Speaker 11: whatever it is you're into, go have fun with it.
• 17:25
  Speaker 11: It's America, yeah.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: But America is the melting pot.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: We've got all different religions, all different races, all different creeds.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Everybody can celebrate their own shit.
• 17:33
  Speaker 11: Just don't force it.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: On somebody else.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: It's really funny. This girl that I worked with right
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: before Thanksgiving, she was telling people Happy Thanksgiving.
• 17:41
  Speaker 10: And then she was like.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: should I not tell people Happy Thanksgiving?
• 17:45
  Speaker 10: She's like, am I going to offend the Indians?
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Native Americans? Well, she's like, am I going to offend people?
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: And I was like, it's not a... She's like, am
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: I going to offend people? Like, what if they're Jehovah's Witnesses?
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: I was like, it's not a religious holiday.
• 17:58
  Speaker 10: She goes, oh, yeah.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: She's like, is there anybody that I could offend? And
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: I was like, Indians?
• 18:04
  Speaker 11: Non-thankful people?
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Non-thankful people. Non-thankful people.
• 18:09
  Speaker 11: Canadians who celebrated it already.
• 18:12
  Speaker 10: Well, they're Canadian. They do stuff all wonky.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Right, let's just rip on Canadians tonight.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: I like Canadians.
• 18:19
  Speaker 10: As much as I talk shit about Canada, my favorite
• 18:23
  Speaker 10: people are from Canada.
• 18:24
  Speaker 11: That's what I'm saying. Canadian and Jewish. Everybody we watch
• 18:27
  Speaker 11: in these things, our favorite people are Canadian and Jewish.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Are there any Canadian Jews? They might be my favorite
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: people ever.
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: And, uh.
• 18:37
  Speaker 11: Shatner and Nimoy, aren't both of them from Canada?
• 18:39
  Speaker 10: They're both from Canada.
• 18:41
  Speaker 11: No, I'm pretty sure they're both Jewish, too.
• 18:43
  Speaker 10: Mark Singer's from Canada.
• 18:45
  Speaker 11: I don't know about him.
• 18:47
  Speaker 10: Big Wolf on Campus. I don't love that show.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: I'm noticing a trend here.
• 18:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 18:53
  Speaker 10: He loves Canada. Yeah, you do. I would think by now.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: I think it's like a... I mean, I've never been there,
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: but it's a magical land in my mind. I'm almost
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: afraid to go.
• 19:05
  Speaker 10: I figured it because that one guy from... Oh, one
• 19:08
  Speaker 10: guy's from there. Full House. Dave Couillet.
• 19:11
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah. Dave Couillet's bringing the whole country down.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: They kicked him out.
• 19:15
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah. Good job, Canada. It's a shame you brought
• 19:18
  Speaker 11: him here, though. Can we deport Dave Couillet to some
• 19:22
  Speaker 11: other country?
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: I mean, he doesn't really need to be. Who's heard
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: anything from him?
• 19:27
  Speaker 11: His career deported him already is that what you're saying.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah i like dave coulier i hate him he was
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: way more tolerable than the other guy on full house
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: oh who's stamos stamos was hot stamos.
• 19:39
  Speaker 11: Was a rock star and bob saget's come around now
• 19:43
  Speaker 11: now you watch him and he he's not retarded like
• 19:45
  Speaker 11: he was on the show he's actually like a filthy
• 19:48
  Speaker 11: stand-up well he was always a filthy yeah it's like
• 19:51
  Speaker 11: but he totally bought into that like he was like
• 19:53
  Speaker 11: well here's my meal ticket i'll clean it up and
• 19:55
  Speaker 11: put it on.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Tv at eight o'clock every week and yeah but he
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: was still hanging out at the playboy.
• 19:59
  Speaker 11: Yeah it's like he sold it so well that everybody
• 20:01
  Speaker 11: bought it for like I mean, ten years after the
• 20:04
  Speaker 11: show was off, people still thought he was like that.
• 20:06
  Speaker 11: And then they saw him on stage.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: And he had America's Funniest Home Videos.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Everybody's like, oh, you know, we're going to get the
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: kids together and watch America's Funniest Home Videos.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Watch children fall on their face and we're going to laugh.
• 20:17
  Speaker 11: It is hilarious.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Or people fart.
• 20:22
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it was such a squeaky clean image that he
• 20:25
  Speaker 11: had that it's so funny to see him do a
• 20:27
  Speaker 11: stand-up now. So I've come around on him.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, okay. No, don't apologize for eating candy.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: I just don't care.
• 20:34
  Speaker 11: Yeah, me neither, really. But All right, are we ready
• 20:37
  Speaker 11: to do some Geek Week?
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Yes, please.
• 20:39
  Speaker 11: Yeah, let's go.
• 20:40
  Speaker 10: Oh, that segment right there should have been longer.
• 20:41
  Speaker 11: I know.
• 20:42
  Speaker 14: Oh, jeez.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: I know, do we need a break?
• 20:45
  Speaker 11: Sure, let's take a break.
• 20:47
  Speaker 16: I'll tell a tale, tale, tale, tale.
• 20:49
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 20:50
  Speaker 11: Of Maccabees in Israel, El, El, El, El.
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:54
  Speaker 11: When the Greeks tried to assail, assail, assail, assail.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:58
  Speaker 11: But it was all to.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: No avail, avail, avail, avail.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 21:03
  Speaker 11: The war went on and on and on until the
• 21:07
  Speaker 11: mighty Greeks were gone.
• 21:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah. I put my lockers in the air sometimes saying,
• 21:15
  Speaker 8: spin the dreidel.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Just wanna celebrate for all.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Eight nights Singing hey-oh, light the candle We say I'll
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: have me some, oh yeah, for all.
• 21:30
  Speaker 11: Eight nights When we play hey-oh, by the candlelight And
• 21:35
  Speaker 11: I told you once, now I told you twice About
• 21:39
  Speaker 11: the miracle of the candlelight They took the field, field, field,
• 21:45
  Speaker 11: field Hi, I'm Kristen Stewart. In the latest Twilight movie,
• 21:49
  Speaker 11: I very convincingly play a girl who's pregnant with a
• 21:53
  Speaker 11: magical baby.
• 21:54
  Speaker 10: Can you guys guess who that is?
• 22:16
  Speaker 17: Who also was pregnant with magical babies.
• 22:20
  Speaker 10: Virgin Mary.
• 22:21
  Speaker 17: After playing Belle, I realized I have a lot in
• 22:24
  Speaker 17: common with the Virgin Mary, and so I thought for
• 22:28
  Speaker 17: the holidays that I would tell the first story of
• 22:32
  Speaker 17: the first Christmas. So one day this angel comes up
• 22:36
  Speaker 17: to Mary and she's.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Like, God thinks you're hot.
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: He wants to make a baby with you, so wear
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: something nice.
• 22:44
  Speaker 17: One thing I know about Women who are pregnant, they
• 22:47
  Speaker 17: rub their stomachs constantly. I know that because that's how
• 22:50
  Speaker 17: I played Bella. You just rub your stomach and then
• 22:53
  Speaker 17: you gave this.
• 22:55
  Speaker 10: Freaked out look.
• 22:58
  Speaker 17: In olden times, people had babies in hotels, but the
• 23:01
  Speaker 17: hotel was booked because it was Christmas Eve. And so
• 23:05
  Speaker 17: the hotel let them have their baby in a barn.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: So three pilgrims come with gifts.
• 23:12
  Speaker 17: One is Frankenstein.
• 23:14
  Speaker 10: A merman and then.
• 23:17
  Speaker 17: Gold from Jared's jewelry. Jared's has the best gold and diamonds.
• 23:27
  Speaker 17: It was a nice gift. The pilgrims also brought Pocahontas
• 23:32
  Speaker 17: and she helped birth the baby because Indians are really
• 23:35
  Speaker 17: good at birthing outside. So baby Jesus comes out of
• 23:40
  Speaker 17: Mary and he sees his own shadow and That's why
• 23:44
  Speaker 17: we have winter. So, like, right after Jesus saw his
• 23:49
  Speaker 17: own shadow, the Volturi, like.
• 23:51
  Speaker 11: Crucified him. Oh, my God. Literally.
• 23:55
  Speaker 14: Whatever.
• 23:57
  Speaker 17: And so afterwards, to make everyone feel better, St. Nick
• 24:01
  Speaker 17: got everybody presents. But they were all like, for Christmas,
• 24:04
  Speaker 17: could you bring baby Jesus back from the dead?
• 24:07
  Speaker 10: And he totally did.
• 24:09
  Speaker 17: So Jesus is like a super magical baby.
• 24:15
  Speaker 10: With a beard. Merry Christmas.
• 24:27
  Speaker 17: Hello, this is Tom Cade, the voice of the professor
• 24:30
  Speaker 17: from The Powerpuff Girls.
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: And you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
• 24:35
  Speaker 10: Oh, I love it so.
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 24:36
  Speaker 10: What if I don't get my official Red Raider Carbine
• 24:40
  Speaker 10: Action 200 Shot Rage Model Air Rifle?
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Merry Christmas, everybody. Merry Christmas. And a twisted New Year.
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we've been twisting Santa Twist Oh, yeah, twist Santa
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: Twist Yeah, we've been twisting Santa Twist Oh, yeah, twist
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: Santa Twist Now Merry Christmas To all of you Santa
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: Twist Come on, let's twist Merry, merry, merry Merry.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Christmas Come on, let's.
• 25:14
  Speaker 8: Twist Merry, merry, merry Merry Christmas Come on, everybody Merry, merry.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Merry.
• 25:27
  Speaker 11: If we're getting into the geek week here, and again,
• 25:30
  Speaker 11: I think this couple of times here, this week and next,
• 25:33
  Speaker 11: we'll break them up. I think I, Misty, and Jay
• 25:37
  Speaker 11: will go ahead and get ours out of the way
• 25:39
  Speaker 11: this time around. To tie in the Christmas theme, or
• 25:44
  Speaker 11: whatever holiday you choose, but this one was Christmas. I
• 25:47
  Speaker 11: watched And it just randomly came on. I was like, oh,
• 25:51
  Speaker 11: I am watching the hell out of that. The Fat
• 25:53
  Speaker 11: Albert Christmas Special.
• 25:54
  Speaker 10: Nice.
• 25:55
  Speaker 11: Which I had not seen in, I don't even know
• 25:58
  Speaker 11: how long, since it was probably actually playing on normal primetime,
• 26:02
  Speaker 11: not cable rerun like it was here. I've never seen it.
• 26:06
  Speaker 11: It's basically, yeah, if you haven't seen it, it's sort
• 26:08
  Speaker 11: of like a mashup between Scrooge and the Nativity Story.
• 26:13
  Speaker 11: Like there is a birth in a manger, we'll say,
• 26:18
  Speaker 11: or clubhouse. And, you know, a cranky old Scrooge character. And, like,
• 26:22
  Speaker 11: they just jam it all together in this one half-hour show.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: Was it between a pair of unwed teenagers?
• 26:28
  Speaker 11: No, just random passers-by.
• 26:30
  Speaker 10: Oh, okay.
• 26:30
  Speaker 8: That's weird.
• 26:31
  Speaker 11: That end up in it. It's such a weird thing
• 26:33
  Speaker 11: that this show existed, really. I mean, it's... If you
• 26:37
  Speaker 11: tried to pitch, like, a bunch of kids hanging out
• 26:39
  Speaker 11: in a junkyard now, I'm just like, what network would
• 26:42
  Speaker 11: be like... No, no.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: That's irresponsible.
• 26:46
  Speaker 11: Kids are going to start hanging out in junkyards. They're
• 26:48
  Speaker 11: going to cut themselves. They're going to get some sort
• 26:50
  Speaker 11: of tetanus. Then we're going to get sued.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Back to the whole racist thing. What is it in
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: the 70s with America's fascination with black people hanging out
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: in junkyards?
• 27:00
  Speaker 11: Because I guess the fat white people that made these
• 27:04
  Speaker 11: things thought that that's all they did.
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: It was like, well, we need to make some black shows.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: What do you think? Oh, yeah, what do they do?
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know, hang out in junkyards?
• 27:13
  Speaker 10: Seriously.
• 27:15
  Speaker 11: I think that's the pitch right there. I know.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Sanford and Sen was awesome. I love that show.
• 27:21
  Speaker 11: Hey, George Jefferson moved on up.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he probably hung out in a junkyard before
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: he came down here.
• 27:26
  Speaker 11: When he was a kid, maybe, and he played stickball,
• 27:29
  Speaker 11: because I think I remember him talking about that.
• 27:30
  Speaker 10: Did he play that one game where you roll the hoop?
• 27:36
  Speaker 11: He wasn't young in the 30s i don't know he
• 27:40
  Speaker 11: wasn't that young so yeah i don't know i i
• 27:45
  Speaker 11: it was very strange watching it because it was especially
• 27:48
  Speaker 11: after like we were talking about the uh the depressing
• 27:51
  Speaker 11: background art show that lucy went and saw remember the
• 27:54
  Speaker 11: that that was that i kind of focused on the
• 27:56
  Speaker 11: background a little We can dreidel more when we're not recording.
• 28:03
  Speaker 11: So yeah, I was probably watching the backgrounds a little
• 28:06
  Speaker 11: more than I needed to, but it's entertaining. There's a
• 28:12
  Speaker 11: couple of those guys in their outfits. I'm still thoroughly convinced.
• 28:16
  Speaker 11: Most of my childhood, I was thoroughly convinced Rudy was
• 28:19
  Speaker 11: a girl. I'm still kind of on the fence. I
• 28:22
  Speaker 11: think they're presenting it differently. I think they're saying it
• 28:24
  Speaker 11: was a whole group of boys, but I read it
• 28:27
  Speaker 11: that way from a child. I was just like, and
• 28:29
  Speaker 11: that one girl. And she wears that goofy hat all
• 28:32
  Speaker 11: the time. And then what the hell is on that one?
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Rudy ended up being a girl on the Cosby Show.
• 28:39
  Speaker 11: Well, there you go. I'm sure he carried that over somehow.
• 28:44
  Speaker 11: Because he knew I was thinking that. Me and Bill
• 28:47
  Speaker 11: were just linked.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Up like that. With the pudding.
• 28:50
  Speaker 9: With the pudding bops.
• 28:52
  Speaker 11: Why didn't they get rid of pudding pops?
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 28:57
  Speaker 11: We'll make our own.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: Why did they not make pudding pops? When did this happen?
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: They just disappeared from the shelves.
• 29:05
  Speaker 11: I didn't think about it. We were looking for them.
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: They probably couldn't freeze them without high levels of trans fat.
• 29:13
  Speaker 11: That's the best part.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: I bet that's it.
• 29:17
  Speaker 11: Maybe.
• 29:17
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: It's probably like, well, we can't get these and sell them.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: They're going to shut us down. Pudding pots.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Why don't we just take pudding and put it in
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: the freezer?
• 29:27
  Speaker 11: That's what you do. That's how you make them. You
• 29:30
  Speaker 11: get those little molds and, yeah. So, yeah, next Christmas.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 29:33
  Speaker 11: Why do I have to wait till christmas it's a
• 29:36
  Speaker 11: holiday special i have.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Like a ton of popsicle molds why am i.
• 29:41
  Speaker 11: Not so yeah the only thing uh i watched outside
• 29:47
  Speaker 11: of that that was at least movie related not really
• 29:50
  Speaker 11: christmassy but um i did watch the siege have you
• 29:53
  Speaker 11: seen the siege I remembered it from years ago, but
• 29:57
  Speaker 11: I never watched it. I just remembered the trailer when
• 29:59
  Speaker 11: it came out, and I remember the video box on
• 30:02
  Speaker 11: the shelf as we worked at the video store, but
• 30:05
  Speaker 11: I don't think I'd ever gotten around to watching it.
• 30:08
  Speaker 11: So watching it.
• 30:09
  Speaker 10: It didn't involve humans at all as a cook, did it?
• 30:11
  Speaker 11: No, there's no under as well.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Alright, that's what I thought it was.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: I was like thinking, I was like.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: I'm not even placing it right now.
• 30:19
  Speaker 9: I don't remember the movie.
• 30:21
  Speaker 11: It's Denzel Washington, Annette Bening, and Bruce Willis.
• 30:24
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 30:25
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you'll remember the Bruce Willis part.
• 30:27
  Speaker 10: Well, no, it's... I.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Know Steven Seagal, and I'm not going to watch it.
• 30:31
  Speaker 11: Specifically now, it's very strange watching it, because this movie
• 30:35
  Speaker 11: was made in 1998. Keep that in mind when you
• 30:39
  Speaker 11: go into the story, which is about Muslim terrorists attacking
• 30:42
  Speaker 11: New York. Mm-hmm. It's really weird to watch it now.
• 30:46
  Speaker 10: Maybe that's where they got the idea from.
• 30:48
  Speaker 11: It might be. Which, you know.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Kind of like watching others is weird to watch. They're like,
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: he just brought a gun to school. They're not going to.
• 30:55
  Speaker 10: Kick him out.
• 30:56
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 30:57
  Speaker 11: That's totally cool.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Or watching, like I said, escape from New York and
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: they fly a plane onto it. Onto their World Trade Center.
• 31:06
  Speaker 11: Well, yeah. Again, you get that shot. Like, every time
• 31:08
  Speaker 11: they pan across the city, there they are, looming in
• 31:11
  Speaker 11: the background. I'm like, oh, that's weird anyway.
• 31:13
  Speaker 17: But.
• 31:14
  Speaker 11: Even more so when you've got, like, terrorists blowing shit
• 31:17
  Speaker 11: up through the whole movie.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: I mean, really, where was Bruce Willis when the 9-11
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: terror attacks were happening?
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Where the fuck was he?
• 31:24
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's in L.A. Nakatomi's in L.A.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Making fists with his toes, that's what he was doing.
• 31:31
  Speaker 11: That's how you wind down. So, here's the... I mean,
• 31:35
  Speaker 11: it really is kind of strange when they start, like,
• 31:38
  Speaker 11: listing off, like, the statistics and stuff. I mean, basically,
• 31:41
  Speaker 11: at one point, like, there's this... bomb that goes off
• 31:44
  Speaker 11: and the news reporters are all going on and on
• 31:46
  Speaker 11: about how this is the, the biggest like attack on
• 31:50
  Speaker 11: American soil ever. And like 40 people die. I'm just like, Oh,
• 31:54
  Speaker 11: this seems like such an innocent time. It's just like,
• 31:58
  Speaker 11: it's very hard watching it. Not going, you guys don't
• 32:01
  Speaker 11: even know what the hell you're doing. Give it a
• 32:03
  Speaker 11: couple of years. So yeah, that, that, that I think
• 32:06
  Speaker 11: was probably the most interesting thing about it. Cause then
• 32:08
  Speaker 11: when I watch it, I'm just like, I kind of
• 32:11
  Speaker 11: feel like there needs to be more going on. Like,
• 32:12
  Speaker 11: by the end, it's not even, because the part that
• 32:15
  Speaker 11: always sounded interesting to me in the pitch, you know,
• 32:18
  Speaker 11: watching the trailer, is like, midway in, they're like, okay,
• 32:22
  Speaker 11: we know stuff's going on here, so they freaking lock
• 32:25
  Speaker 11: down New York City. Like, they close off the bridges,
• 32:28
  Speaker 11: and they start, you know, it's basically, you know, they
• 32:31
  Speaker 11: just quarantine off an entire city and start looking for terrorists.
• 32:35
  Speaker 11: And I'm like, okay, that sounds like it could be
• 32:37
  Speaker 11: a really cool alternate way to go in history, and
• 32:41
  Speaker 11: This could be interesting, and they do, and it becomes
• 32:45
  Speaker 11: frighteningly mirrored to previous wars because we start putting people
• 32:49
  Speaker 11: in detention camps because of the race that they are. So, yeah,
• 32:53
  Speaker 11: I mean, that becomes the real focus of it. By
• 32:57
  Speaker 11: the end, it's actually a lot more about, like, human rights.
• 33:00
  Speaker 11: I mean, they start taking people out and, you know,
• 33:02
  Speaker 11: throwing them off in the camps and, like, separating families and,
• 33:06
  Speaker 11: you know, basically, once again... Now it seems really weird
• 33:11
  Speaker 11: to watch somebody get in trouble for torturing people to
• 33:15
  Speaker 11: get information out of them. I was like, this movie
• 33:17
  Speaker 11: was way ahead of its time. I don't know if
• 33:20
  Speaker 11: it's in a good way.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: This is a government's rule, like, playbook.
• 33:23
  Speaker 11: I think so. They were just like, what do we
• 33:26
  Speaker 11: need to do in the next couple of years? Get
• 33:29
  Speaker 11: ourselves in trouble.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: I don't want to suddenly disappear.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Ah, you gotta do more of that.
• 33:34
  Speaker 11: So, yeah, that was very interesting from that aspect. But
• 33:38
  Speaker 11: the rest of it, yeah, that last half just becomes,
• 33:41
  Speaker 11: you know, them arguing about, you know, human rights and
• 33:44
  Speaker 11: this isn't, you know, this isn't right. You shouldn't do that.
• 33:47
  Speaker 11: And it's kind of boring. It's kind of boring.
• 33:50
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 33:51
  Speaker 8: I mean, it is.
• 33:52
  Speaker 11: It's a sad thing. Like, it seems like it would
• 33:54
  Speaker 11: be a better setup. And then you get midway in
• 33:56
  Speaker 11: and it's just them running around trying to figure out
• 34:00
  Speaker 11: what's going on. And, yeah, it gets kind of boring.
• 34:02
  Speaker 11: So it's... And Annette Bening is really annoying. Not that
• 34:06
  Speaker 11: she isn't a lot of her career. We brought that
• 34:08
  Speaker 11: up before.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: You know, I really like that movie where she had
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: that kid that gets abducted by Robert Downey Jr.
• 34:13
  Speaker 10: I love that movie. I have no idea what you're
• 34:16
  Speaker 10: talking about.
• 34:18
  Speaker 11: Do you know which movie?
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: I would say it's called End Dreams.
• 34:22
  Speaker 11: Okay, yeah. I kind of remember that one. And this
• 34:25
  Speaker 11: also had Tony Shalhoub, your favorite guy. And I don't
• 34:30
  Speaker 11: think I'd ever thought about what his nationality was.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: I don't like that. Yeah, was he like Lebanese maybe?
• 34:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I think he was. I was just kind of like, huh.
• 34:38
  Speaker 11: He was always like of the monk race. I mean,
• 34:41
  Speaker 11: I just never thought about it.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: He's a Shalhoub.
• 34:45
  Speaker 11: He's a total Shalhoub. So I never really thought about it.
• 34:48
  Speaker 11: I was just like, I'd never put one way or
• 34:50
  Speaker 11: the other. Like, I never even picked anything for him.
• 34:52
  Speaker 11: I was just like, he's Tony Shalhoub. You assign it
• 34:56
  Speaker 11: to him, I suppose. I mean, you see people walk by,
• 34:58
  Speaker 11: you kind of go, oh, uh-huh.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Brian just assigned the other.
• 35:01
  Speaker 10: In his brain.
• 35:02
  Speaker 11: There's an other checkbox?
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:05
  Speaker 11: They're trying to take those off the forums now.
• 35:07
  Speaker 10: What was he on wings?
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Other.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: I think so.
• 35:10
  Speaker 11: Cab driver. That's its own.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: He was good in Galaxy Quest.
• 35:15
  Speaker 11: He's not bad, really. He's just... My.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Only problem with Shalhoub is that for some reason, I
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: would stay up late to try to watch How I
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: Met Your Mother... reruns and they would play Monk like
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: once or twice a month they would play Monk for
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: no reason. I would get very upset.
• 35:33
  Speaker 11: Just to mess with you.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Now they've got instant you can watch How I Met
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Your Mother and I don't watch it. I have access
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: and I don't watch it.
• 35:41
  Speaker 11: It takes the novelty out then. It's different when it's
• 35:45
  Speaker 11: just on. So yeah, that's pretty much what I watched.
• 35:49
  Speaker 11: Miss DJ, you want to run with us?
• 35:50
  Speaker 10: We watched the Six seasons of Supernatural, and then we've
• 35:57
  Speaker 10: turned around and started again. Because I love that show.
• 36:00
  Speaker 11: You're holding off on seven, though.
• 36:02
  Speaker 10: I'm kind of upset with seven, because one of my
• 36:04
  Speaker 10: favorite characters dies, from what I've heard. You're cheating.
• 36:08
  Speaker 11: You're not supposed to know that yet.
• 36:09
  Speaker 10: I know, but I don't have the patience to actually
• 36:12
  Speaker 10: watch a show when it's on television. I have to
• 36:14
  Speaker 10: wait until it's done, and then I can get the
• 36:16
  Speaker 10: whole thing, and then watch it. Because I like to
• 36:19
  Speaker 10: watch it when I want to watch it.
• 36:21
  Speaker 11: This doesn't surprise me. This is very Misty mentality.
• 36:24
  Speaker 10: God damn it. I want to watch it when I
• 36:25
  Speaker 10: want to watch it. I don't have to wait every week.
• 36:27
  Speaker 10: I feel like that, too.
• 36:28
  Speaker 11: It sounds about right, yep.
• 36:29
  Speaker 10: And then I'm like, what if I miss it? Then
• 36:31
  Speaker 10: I'm fucked, you know? I want to have it and
• 36:33
  Speaker 10: be able to watch it at my own leisure.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Pause it, get some ice cream, sit back down.
• 36:38
  Speaker 10: Pause it when Dean takes his shirt off or whatever.
• 36:41
  Speaker 10: But yeah, I love this show.
• 36:42
  Speaker 8: Rich Dean.
• 36:43
  Speaker 10: Dean Dean Dean.
• 36:44
  Speaker 11: Of Supernatural Dean from Supernatural not Dean from Gilmore.
• 36:47
  Speaker 10: Girls that's way too confusing I'm just now getting to
• 36:49
  Speaker 10: the point where I can figure out which one it
• 36:51
  Speaker 10: took me six fucking seasons to be able to say
• 36:54
  Speaker 10: that's Sam and that's Dean and get it right.
• 36:58
  Speaker 11: But yeah they really should have just scribbled out that
• 37:00
  Speaker 11: name and put in another I know Johnny or Jimmy
• 37:02
  Speaker 11: or something.
• 37:03
  Speaker 10: I don't know I've been trying to watch the Supernatural
• 37:08
  Speaker 10: animated animated series the anime or whatever it's all anime
• 37:12
  Speaker 10: style But then it's got Jared Padalecki. I don't know
• 37:18
  Speaker 10: how to say his name.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: It's all wrong.
• 37:19
  Speaker 11: I think that's pretty close. Padalecki.
• 37:21
  Speaker 10: Sam. Sam does his voice, but then some other guy
• 37:23
  Speaker 10: is doing Dean's voice. That's all.
• 37:24
  Speaker 11: That's just wrong.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: That throws you off. You couldn't afford Dean? Yeah, because
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: his voiceover is so expensive. Because he's got.
• 37:31
  Speaker 11: So much else to do.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: That's what I was going to say, because he's so busy.
• 37:34
  Speaker 11: Because he's worked so much since My Bloody Valentine, like
• 37:37
  Speaker 11: three years ago.
• 37:38
  Speaker 10: But it just throws me off, and the episodes are
• 37:42
  Speaker 10: like 20 minutes, so they have to cram an entire
• 37:44
  Speaker 10: episode into 20 minutes, and it's just... I mean, I'm
• 37:48
  Speaker 10: not big on anime to begin with. I've never been
• 37:50
  Speaker 10: able to get into it. I don't like it. And
• 37:52
  Speaker 10: I'm trying really hard, because I love Supernatural.
• 37:55
  Speaker 11: We're broadening our horizons.
• 37:56
  Speaker 10: I'm trying.
• 37:57
  Speaker 14: Oh, sorry.
• 37:58
  Speaker 10: I'm fighting it. I really am.
• 38:00
  Speaker 11: That also sounds like us.
• 38:03
  Speaker 10: Goddammit, it's like, I don't want to watch this, but
• 38:04
  Speaker 10: I have to. So it's like, I'm angry.
• 38:06
  Speaker 11: It's got Sam and Dee.
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 38:07
  Speaker 10: I know. It's doing me off, because for a while,
• 38:11
  Speaker 10: the first couple episodes were like mini-episodes, like they were
• 38:14
  Speaker 10: based off the TV shows, so I could watch it
• 38:16
  Speaker 10: and kind of compare it, and then they threw one
• 38:18
  Speaker 10: that wasn't on the TV, and I'm like, I don't
• 38:21
  Speaker 10: remember this ever fucking happening. Did I miss an episode?
• 38:25
  Speaker 10: So I was kind of freaking out.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: No, because you've watched both seasons more than one time,
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: or all seasons more than one time, so I think
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: you'd know.
• 38:33
  Speaker 11: You're like, I don't want to watch this, but my
• 38:35
  Speaker 11: stuffed werewolf is making me.
• 38:36
  Speaker 10: Winchester, who's got his Christmas hat.
• 38:38
  Speaker 11: Yeah, do you want to tell them about the Christmas hat?
• 38:40
  Speaker 10: He has one of his Christmas hats. I'm going to
• 38:42
  Speaker 10: put a picture of it on his Facebook page.
• 38:43
  Speaker 16: No.
• 38:43
  Speaker 11: But the only people that will.
• 38:44
  Speaker 10: See it will be me and Jay.
• 38:45
  Speaker 11: You can put it.
• 38:45
  Speaker 10: Because me and Jay are the only ones that like it.
• 38:47
  Speaker 11: We will post it for the Secret Circle.
• 38:50
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 38:51
  Speaker 11: Which we did last time.
• 38:51
  Speaker 10: I'll still put it on his Facebook page because nobody
• 38:53
  Speaker 10: else is a fan, so nobody else will see it anyways.
• 38:56
  Speaker 11: We put it like we did with the Kiwis, which,
• 38:59
  Speaker 11: by the way, I believe Randy's response once I sent him, because,
• 39:03
  Speaker 11: of course, he's like king of the secret circle.
• 39:05
  Speaker 10: And it was his kiwis.
• 39:06
  Speaker 11: Well, that was the thing. I was like, I sent
• 39:08
  Speaker 11: the picture of Winchester and kiwis, and that's what it said.
• 39:11
  Speaker 11: And his response was, oh, God, I ate those.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: What?
• 39:16
  Speaker 10: When we were at Cincinnati, they had their food all
• 39:19
  Speaker 10: about like they always do. And I took a picture
• 39:21
  Speaker 10: of Winchester with Randy's kiwis.
• 39:23
  Speaker 11: End of story.
• 39:28
  Speaker 10: So we haven't really watched anything else. but tell them
• 39:31
  Speaker 10: what we did. I'll tell them what we did. We
• 39:34
  Speaker 10: went and saw Guns N' Roses, which if anybody says
• 39:36
  Speaker 10: anything bad about Guns N' Roses, you will get kicked
• 39:39
  Speaker 10: out of my house.
• 39:40
  Speaker 11: Well, not even that. Just in general, you guys listening,
• 39:43
  Speaker 11: just keep your snide comments to yourself.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: I'll put it this way, okay? Because I'm not a
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: huge Guns N' Roses fan. I was more of a
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: punk fan in high school. But a lot of the
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: guys that I was in school with, I ran with
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: a lot of the metal kids because there really wasn't
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: much of any punk kids in my school.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: One of the guys gave me a Guns N.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Roses tape to listen to, and I thought it was
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: pretty fucking awesome at the time.
• 40:13
  Speaker 10: It's the best album ever.
• 40:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it was.
• 40:15
  Speaker 10: It is.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely by far one of the best albums I'd
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: ever heard. um, you know, you could say what you
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: want about Axl Rose.
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Maybe he's a jackass.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Um, and maybe not always great to his fans and
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: stuff like that. And he did kind of get lax
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: and GNR just kind of fell by the wayside a
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: few years, you know.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: More than a few years.
• 40:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: And, and he became a little bit of a joke.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Um, He came back on and had gained weight and
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: his voice wasn't as good and.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Stuff like that.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: And so everybody was making fun of him.
• 40:54
  Speaker 10: And the braids.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: And the braids.
• 40:56
  Speaker 11: Those braids were terrible, I'm sorry.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: And wasn't he bald and had red hair and was fat?
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, something like that.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Either way, the picture that surfaced on the internet, that
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: was not the Axl Rose that we saw Friday night.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: The Axl Rose that we saw Friday night was a
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: lot like the Axl Rose that I remember from early 90s,
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: jumping around, running around.
• 41:21
  Speaker 10: He wasn't in that shape exactly.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: He wasn't in that shape. He was in a lot
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: better shape.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: His voice was fucking amazing.
• 41:32
  Speaker 10: It was Axl Rose.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: I've been to some pretty good concerts, and by far,
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: what I told Misty, this was the best fucking concert
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: I've ever been to in my life. I was completely
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: blown away.
• 41:43
  Speaker 10: Almost literally, there were fireballs.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: And I told her, she goes, do you think there'll
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: be fireworks? And I was like, no, probably not. They
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: had fucking fireworks, pyrotechnics, fucking flamethrowers that you could feel
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: the heat off of from where we were sitting. Because
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: I was like, if we're going to go see them,
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: we're not going to get the shit seats. We're going
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: to sit pretty close.
• 42:03
  Speaker 10: We're going to fucking see X.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Huge, huge screens.
• 42:08
  Speaker 10: We're underneath one of them.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're underneath one of them. But yeah, I mean.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: God, the show was amazing. His voice was great. The
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: songs were awesome. It was fast-paced. He was in a
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: good mood, it seemed like.
• 42:21
  Speaker 10: No bitchy rants.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: No bitchy rants or anything. He played for almost three hours.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: When was the last time you were at a concert
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: where somebody played for three hours almost non-stop?
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: I mean, this guy.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: He kept up energy. He kept up energy. All the
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: guys in the band kept up energy. And it was like,
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: from the moment they went on stage... with the exception
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: of a couple slow songs that he played.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: It was fast-paced.
• 42:45
  Speaker 10: The only slow songs he did were the ones people
• 42:46
  Speaker 10: expected to hear, like November Rain, Don't Cry.
• 42:49
  Speaker 11: You better do some motherfucking... That's the thing.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: He didn't come out and just play Chinese Democracy and say,
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: fuck you guys.
• 42:55
  Speaker 11: Most people would, yeah.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: He came out, he played.
• 42:57
  Speaker 10: Chinese Democracy was the first thing he played. Then he
• 42:59
  Speaker 10: rolled right into Welcome to the Jungle and several other
• 43:01
  Speaker 10: Appetite songs. Yeah.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: But he played a good amount of Appetite.
• 43:04
  Speaker 10: He did eight songs off Appetite. Eight out of twelve.
• 43:06
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's... That's most of the album.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: That's pretty impressive.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: But he did, he did, it's like, For once, he
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: kind of put away the Axl Rose, you know, I'll
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: do whatever the fuck I want kind of attitude. And
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: was like, this is what my fans want. This is
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: what my fans want to see. And this is what
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: we're going to give them.
• 43:23
  Speaker 10: Awesome.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: And, man, it was well worth the money that we
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: paid for it.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: Get cold chills just thinking about it. It was fucking good.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: And I told the guys at work because they were
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: laughing about it. And one of the guys was like,
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: so what about the X-Rose concert? Did he actually show up?
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: And I told him, I was like, dude, it's the
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: best fucking concert I've ever been to in my life.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: He was like, get out of here.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: I was like, I showed him the video because the
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: video was on YouTube. A couple people were taking videos
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: and stuff like that.
• 43:48
  Speaker 10: And, yeah.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: By far, I mean, they're back.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 43:53
  Speaker 10: Everybody wants to give the whole It's not Guns N' Roses,
• 43:56
  Speaker 10: it's Axl Rose and those other guys. And I'm like,
• 43:59
  Speaker 10: to me, I'm sorry, but Guns N' Roses is Axl Rose.
• 44:02
  Speaker 10: I mean, yeah, Slash was cool. I like Slash. I
• 44:04
  Speaker 10: would like to see Guns N' Roses with Slash. He's
• 44:06
  Speaker 10: not the band to me.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: It wasn't Guns N' Slash.
• 44:09
  Speaker 10: Does that mean Slash wasn't even the original guitar player?
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: Or Slash and Roses.
• 44:13
  Speaker 11: When you brought that up, I was like, okay, I
• 44:15
  Speaker 11: guess the fact that none of those other guys were
• 44:18
  Speaker 11: in the original.
• 44:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's who they got famous with. I always get people,
• 44:22
  Speaker 10: everybody wants to talk shit about Steve Perry and Journey.
• 44:25
  Speaker 10: There was Journey before Steve Perry, but nobody gives a shit.
• 44:28
  Speaker 11: But nobody wants to watch that now.
• 44:29
  Speaker 10: I know, but to me, it's Axl Rose. The guitar
• 44:32
  Speaker 10: player they had was amazing. Yeah. DJ Ashbaugh.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was good. He was really good.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Because they brought him out, and I was like, oh, God,
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: they got another guy with a hat. I was like, oh, well,
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: I guess they got rid of Slash. They had to
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: go find another guy with a hat.
• 44:46
  Speaker 10: Slash 2.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Slash 2.0.
• 44:47
  Speaker 10: It's like a Hollywood rebooted Slash. But I don't know.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: I don't want to say.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know much of DJ Ashbaugh's background other than
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: he was in the Bullet.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Boys, right?
• 44:57
  Speaker 10: Yeah, he did some work. He wasn't originally in.
• 44:59
  Speaker 9: The Bullet Boys.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: Did some work for him.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: So I don't know what his whole background is, but
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: dude was fucking amazing on guitar.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: He was good at.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: if not better than Slash on guitar.
• 45:08
  Speaker 10: He had more personality.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: He had a lot more personality.
• 45:11
  Speaker 10: Slash is kind of stood there.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Slash, he's there. He's Slash. He's kind of cool. He's quiet.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: He stands there.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: This guy was everywhere. He was running.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: He was jumping from the upper part of the stage
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: to the lower part of the stage.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: You couldn't keep up with the guy. He was everywhere.
• 45:28
  Speaker 11: Is he smooth up in you?
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: You know, I don't know.
• 45:32
  Speaker 11: I'm looking for a Bullet Boys reference. I was looking hard,
• 45:36
  Speaker 11: by the way. There aren't many.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: I was afraid he was.
• 45:39
  Speaker 10: Going to be annoyed. Because I've been a Guns N'
• 45:41
  Speaker 10: Roses fan since I can remember, so I'm like, I
• 45:44
  Speaker 10: was going to be very judgmental.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he wasn't annoying at all.
• 45:48
  Speaker 10: But he was hammy, but fun.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was fun hammy. Yeah, it was awesome.
• 45:54
  Speaker 10: Like I said, I went into it with very, very
• 45:57
  Speaker 10: low expectations. I'm like, what if I get there and
• 46:00
  Speaker 10: Axl Rose doesn't show up? Or what if there's nobody
• 46:05
  Speaker 10: at the show and he gets pissed? And half-asses it.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: What if his voice isn't that good? What if he
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: looks like Rip Torn? Yeah. That'd be awesome. Oh, jeez.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: That would still be awesome.
• 46:20
  Speaker 11: Confetti everywhere.
• 46:21
  Speaker 10: There was confetti everywhere.
• 46:23
  Speaker 11: That's what I'm saying.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: That's a show, man.
• 46:25
  Speaker 11: There's a rock show. Hello, it's time for Guns N' Roses.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: What is the end?
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think which song it was.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: It's got the really long note that he just.
• 46:34
  Speaker 11: Don't Cry.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: Don't Cry.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: He held that fucking note at the end, just like
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: he did, you know, so many years ago. And I
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: was just like, holy shit, he's still singing. He's like,
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: and you're like, okay, is he done?
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: No, he's still singing. God damn it, look at that guy,
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: he was still singing. You know, wow, that's cool.
• 46:54
  Speaker 10: It was amazing. I was so excited.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 46:58
  Speaker 10: I'm still excited.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's still excited.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: I was happy she was, I was happy it turned
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: out great, because I would have felt bad to take her,
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: and it just be a complete, blow out like i.
• 47:07
  Speaker 10: Said i had low expectations because like i said i
• 47:09
  Speaker 10: didn't want to get too disappointed if something happened but
• 47:12
  Speaker 10: yeah there was a there was a huge crowd it
• 47:14
  Speaker 10: was like packed it was yeah it was a shit
• 47:17
  Speaker 10: ton of people and it was.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: Just we saw it in uh cincinnati's u.s bank stadium
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: i think was yeah.
• 47:23
  Speaker 10: I was kind of aggravated that our seats were like
• 47:25
  Speaker 10: almost beside the stage i thought they were right but.
• 47:28
  Speaker 11: It was still awesome it's okay That's not Axl's fault.
• 47:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it wasn't Axl's fault. It was awesome. I would
• 47:34
  Speaker 10: probably pay to go see him again if they come
• 47:37
  Speaker 10: through here again, which will probably be another 10 years.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: If he makes enough money off of it, he'll do
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: it again.
• 47:44
  Speaker 11: That's true.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: He probably will.
• 47:47
  Speaker 10: I mean, we have the M Center now.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, everybody was jazzed. Everybody, I mean, everybody that
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: I can think of that was around us were just like, oh, awesome.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: It was funny to see people that brought their kids, too.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: You know, so there's these, like, you know, 12, 13-year-old
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: kids there. And I think they even brought a little
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: kid up on stage to play guitar.
• 48:08
  Speaker 14: At one point.
• 48:09
  Speaker 10: He wasn't actually playing guitar.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he wasn't playing guitar, but they brought him
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: up on stage to play guitar.
• 48:14
  Speaker 11: They shot him out of a cannon. Yeah, whatever.
• 48:17
  Speaker 10: It's a stage show. It was amazing. I couldn't have
• 48:20
  Speaker 10: asked for a better show. I was still excited because,
• 48:22
  Speaker 10: I mean, that's one of the few things that I've
• 48:23
  Speaker 10: ever needed to see. But yeah, I was so fucking excited.
• 48:27
  Speaker 10: I'm still excited. The only thing that kind of bugged
• 48:29
  Speaker 10: me was the camera Nazi.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know if you were going to mention.
• 48:33
  Speaker 10: The camera Nazi. Yeah, the camera Nazi. So when I
• 48:36
  Speaker 10: emailed the stadium, I'm like, can you take pictures? Because
• 48:39
  Speaker 10: everybody knows Axl has a thing for cameras. For rules,
• 48:44
  Speaker 10: I mean he jumped into a crowd after somebody You're
• 48:49
  Speaker 10: like that can be me yeah, and so the actual
• 48:52
  Speaker 10: arena email me back and like yeah, just regular point
• 48:55
  Speaker 10: shoot You're good. I get there and like taking a
• 48:58
  Speaker 10: picture of the opening band, which sucked anyways I.
• 49:00
  Speaker 11: Just wanted to see if I could get it was
• 49:02
  Speaker 11: a test shot.
• 49:02
  Speaker 10: I took like three pictures She's like, oh you can't
• 49:04
  Speaker 10: have cameras. You can't have cameras. I'm like bitch.
• 49:07
  Speaker 14: Oh Yeah.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: She was like, I wrote the stadium and they told
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: me I could have it. And she's like, no, you
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: can use your cell phone.
• 49:14
  Speaker 13: That's it.
• 49:14
  Speaker 11: So we can have really crappy quality pictures.
• 49:17
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Can't have you can't have cameras whereas the guy sitting
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: in front of us is using a fucking hand cannon
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: you know sitting there taking pictures and she didn't.
• 49:26
  Speaker 10: Say anything about it i don't think they said anything
• 49:28
  Speaker 10: once guns and roses actually started yeah She went away.
• 49:32
  Speaker 10: The girl next to me kept taking pictures. The girl
• 49:34
  Speaker 10: was staring at me because the flash kept going off.
• 49:37
  Speaker 10: She wanted to come get me.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: She kind of had a little bit of an attitude
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: power trip going on.
• 49:44
  Speaker 10: Was it just because you had a flash? I wasn't
• 49:47
  Speaker 10: using flash at all.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: She wasn't using anything. The chick next to her had
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: a camera.
• 49:52
  Speaker 10: When I had mine, I wasn't using flash at all.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: She was standing up behind us, and I guess she
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: saw Misty's screen from her camera and came down there
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: to gripe at her about it.
• 49:59
  Speaker 10: It's alright, it was a shitty opening band anyway.
• 50:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 50:02
  Speaker 10: But anyways, that and the prices of t-shirts was ridiculous.
• 50:05
  Speaker 10: Forty bucks for a t-shirt. They only had one girl's shirt, and...
• 50:09
  Speaker 10: Didn't have the tour dates. Motherfucker, if I'm paying 40
• 50:11
  Speaker 10: goddamn dollars for a t-shirt from my concert, it better
• 50:14
  Speaker 10: have the fucking tour dates on it.
• 50:15
  Speaker 11: I want something better than I can buy at Walmart.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: But she did get a t-shirt.
• 50:19
  Speaker 10: In the parking lot.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: She got a t-shirt in the parking lot from a
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: guy who pulled it out from underneath his jacket.
• 50:24
  Speaker 10: It was tied around his waist.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: This guy, I've never seen. I don't know how many
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: t-shirts he had stuffed up in his coat.
• 50:29
  Speaker 10: They were long sleeves.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: They were.
• 50:31
  Speaker 10: He had to be long sleeve to tie around his waist.
• 50:33
  Speaker 11: That was his strategy. Well, that's the thing.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he was big or if he
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: just had a shitload of t-shirts. Because he was wearing
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: this huge coat. And she was like, Anita, what do
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: you want?
• 50:42
  Speaker 11: He's like 90 pounds.
• 50:43
  Speaker 12: Oh, he's small.
• 50:44
  Speaker 10: She's like.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: He's like, he just pulled it out of his coat.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: He's like, oh, that's medium. That's a medium.
• 50:49
  Speaker 10: There's not even a size tag on it anywhere.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: They were all one size.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: They were all one size. He was like, I need
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: a small.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: He's like, okay, here.
• 50:58
  Speaker 10: He said he didn't have a small. He said he
• 50:59
  Speaker 10: had a medium.
• 51:01
  Speaker 11: Well, if you fake it out like that.
• 51:02
  Speaker 10: I'm afraid to wash it. It might fall apart.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you got a good story out of it, too.
• 51:07
  Speaker 10: It was 20 bucks. It was long sleeve. Those were
• 51:09
  Speaker 10: 50 bucks instead.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:11
  Speaker 10: And it was awesome. I'm excited still. I'm I love it.
• 51:14
  Speaker 14: Me too.
• 51:16
  Speaker 10: I would go see him again. I love you sometimes.
• 51:18
  Speaker 10: I was going to marry him when I was 12
• 51:19
  Speaker 10: years old.
• 51:21
  Speaker 11: How's that working out for you?
• 51:23
  Speaker 10: It didn't work out so well.
• 51:27
  Speaker 12: Oh, well.
• 51:27
  Speaker 10: I would still marry him from when I was 12,
• 51:29
  Speaker 10: but that probably wouldn't work out for us.
• 51:31
  Speaker 11: I don't know if I'd go with that right now.
• 51:34
  Speaker 10: No, the him from when I was 12 years old.
• 51:36
  Speaker 11: So he has to marry you when you're 12 years old?
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: No.
• 51:38
  Speaker 17: No.
• 51:39
  Speaker 10: Him.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: She would marry him when he was.
• 51:42
  Speaker 11: I know, that's how I originally read it, but then
• 51:45
  Speaker 11: you restated it, and maybe we went, well, maybe this
• 51:46
  Speaker 11: works both ways.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: 12-year-old, you would think that was awesome.
• 51:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 51:51
  Speaker 11: He might think it's awesome, we don't know.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: You know, the people that I wanted to marry when
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: I was really young, like Elijah Wood and Macaulay Culkin,
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: they're both really gay. What is wrong with them?
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: What was Elijah Wood in?
• 52:02
  Speaker 10: He was in Convertible.
• 52:03
  Speaker 11: He's Frodo.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: No, he was tons of stuff.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, back then.
• 52:06
  Speaker 10: North.
• 52:06
  Speaker 9: North.
• 52:07
  Speaker 11: Oh, he was in every movie.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: Tom. They couldn't make a kid's movie.
• 52:10
  Speaker 11: Without Elijah Moore.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:10
  Speaker 11: I mean, if there was a movie.
• 52:11
  Speaker 16: He was.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: He was one of those go-to kids. Was he a
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: fan or Tom sort? I don't know. I never saw. See,
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: I was already old then.
• 52:18
  Speaker 11: But he was like any movie with a kid in it,
• 52:20
  Speaker 11: in that 10 year span, he was the kid.
• 52:22
  Speaker 15: Wow.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: You know, so many people panned North. I actually have
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: watched it again and really enjoyed it.
• 52:28
  Speaker 11: I never saw it.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: It was way too much of like an indie movie,
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: I think, for me when I was a.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Kid editing it.
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: Well, yeah.
• 52:33
  Speaker 11: It's been so long, I don't remember anything about it.
• 52:35
  Speaker 10: I don't either.
• 52:36
  Speaker 11: It just didn't make any sense at the time. Yeah.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: Pretty sure he's gay. Macaulay Culkin's kind of gay, too.
• 52:45
  Speaker 11: I don't know either of those. I don't know that
• 52:47
  Speaker 11: either have been confirmed.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's confirmed, but... He's getting all kinds
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: of hot chicks.
• 52:52
  Speaker 10: He was with What's-Her-Face for a while. Hey, Mila Kunis
• 52:55
  Speaker 10: was with Macaulay Culkin one day together?
• 52:57
  Speaker 11: Probably.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: I think Macaulay Culkin's actually less gay than Elijah Wood,
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: who's probably actually gay. I think Macaulay Culkin's just Kind
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: of effeminate.
• 53:04
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: I always thought it was just Macaulay Culkin.
• 53:08
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: I never really read into whether he was.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: I didn't care.
• 53:12
  Speaker 11: I mean, he married that chick, so he was at
• 53:14
  Speaker 11: least covering really good.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: That's Macaulay Culkin.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: He's just Macaulay Culkin. I don't know. I guess people
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: to me are just.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: He's not gay, he's just pale. He had an odd
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: life from the time he was seven.
• 53:25
  Speaker 11: Yeah, he really did.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: And you can tell by the kids in the family,
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: they're all kind of odd.
• 53:29
  Speaker 11: They all got swept up in that ridiculous thing that
• 53:33
  Speaker 11: happened to them.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: And they've got weird names.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: I think that messes up people.
• 53:38
  Speaker 10: Kieran, Macaulay.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: There's another one.
• 53:40
  Speaker 15: Rory.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: Rory's not even that bad.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: But for a boy, it's weird.
• 53:44
  Speaker 10: Macaulay? What kind of name is Macaulay? That's like a
• 53:45
  Speaker 10: last name. You can call him Mac. Terrible name.
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: Macaulay.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: And he hung out with Michael Jackson.
• 53:52
  Speaker 11: That didn't turn out well for Michael, so.
• 53:56
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: So.
• 53:59
  Speaker 10: For Michael, we haven't seen Faith Feldman for a while.
• 54:00
  Speaker 10: Is he okay?
• 54:01
  Speaker 7: Every time I drive through here, I just, I'm like, okay,
• 54:05
  Speaker 7: am I going to see the Feldman?
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: You know it because he's wearing the hat.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: You always know he's always wearing the Feldman hat. Because
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: I have to come through here about once a week
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: to go over here to the bank, and this.
• 54:16
  Speaker 10: Is the easiest way through. He can tell you where
• 54:18
  Speaker 10: he lives.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go hang out with him. Creepy.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: He's always walking up this street, and he goes up
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: to the Kroger. And I know he's really into music.
• 54:27
  Speaker 10: He's a big Michael Jackson fan.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: He's a big Michael Jackson fan. He likes Kiss, too.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: And we need to get him on the show. I
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: overheard him talking at Kroger.
• 54:35
  Speaker 8: That's it.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: Over cause I was I was texting I was texting
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Missy I was like holy crap I'm gonna say Miles
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: fake velvet.
• 54:43
  Speaker 10: That's what we do with our cats oh my god
• 54:48
  Speaker 10: he can remember this from weeks ago but he can't
• 54:50
  Speaker 10: remember the god damn red velvet.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: It's just funny that I'm sorry I hope I didn't
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: spit on your.
• 54:54
  Speaker 11: Arm You're that excited about fake Feldman, but you weren't
• 54:57
  Speaker 11: that excited when we saw the actual Feldman. You saw
• 55:02
  Speaker 11: the real Feldman, and you were like, oh, hey, what's up?
• 55:04
  Speaker 11: You're like, fake Feldman is right here.
• 55:06
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Something's out of whack there.
• 55:09
  Speaker 10: It's like I had to sign my name.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Well, maybe they're really split.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: Real Feldman's surrounded by bodyguards. Fake Feldman's not.
• 55:16
  Speaker 11: I don't think I've had lunch in a long time.
• 55:18
  Speaker 10: She can party.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: We need to get fake Feldman a bodyguard.
• 55:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah. It's just a matter of time.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: I wonder if fake Madonna is still around. Fake Madonna
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: and fake Feldman, that would be epic.
• 55:27
  Speaker 10: I don't know that one girl who was kind of blonde.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: Which one?
• 55:30
  Speaker 10: The one who was on the street with his fancy clothes.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, he had his fancy clothes on.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: They went up the subway.
• 55:36
  Speaker 11: That's what you do.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: No, there used to be, when I was a teenager
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: and I worked at the mall, there used to be this, like,
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: large girl who always had, like, cut off jean shorts
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: and tights underneath them and this leather jacket no matter
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: if it was 120 degrees in the middle of july
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: and she had like a cassette tape player and headphones
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: and this was like 2002 people didn't have cassette then
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: but she would like walk up and down that oh
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: and she had like one dangly cross but she danced
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: She did, and she would sing Like a Virgin really loudly,
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: and she thought she was like hot shit. I'm just like,
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: it's 2002, you fucking retarded bitch.
• 56:16
  Speaker 11: But she's doing classic Madonna, so she's got to have
• 56:19
  Speaker 11: the classic hardware to go with it.
• 56:21
  Speaker 10: Did she have a boy toy back then? Probably.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: It sounds almost like it was a cross-dressing man that
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: was dressing up as Madonna. I don't know. It seems
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: like something that a.
• 56:31
  Speaker 10: You saw a Mike Feldman dance. Yeah, I did.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: I loved early Madonna. I ain't gonna lie.
• 56:36
  Speaker 12: No, she was.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: I'm so in love with her.
• 56:39
  Speaker 11: I will go on record. She was badass in that mid-range, like, both. Like,
• 56:43
  Speaker 11: she was kind of hot, but on top of that, like,
• 56:45
  Speaker 11: she knew how to work where she was. Like, she
• 56:48
  Speaker 11: worked the system so well that, I mean, she was
• 56:52
  Speaker 11: completely in control of everything that happened in her career.
• 56:55
  Speaker 11: And that, like, I will give her credit. That's amazing,
• 56:57
  Speaker 11: because most people cannot do that.
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: How'd she get so old so fast?
• 57:01
  Speaker 10: I'm so creepy.
• 57:03
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 57:03
  Speaker 11: I don't think it was that fast. It's been 30,
• 57:05
  Speaker 11: 40 years since that happens.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: It doesn't seem like it's been that fast.
• 57:10
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 57:10
  Speaker 10: It's crazy.
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 57:13
  Speaker 10: Anyway, that's the end of our Geek Week.
• 57:14
  Speaker 11: Alright, so.
• 57:15
  Speaker 10: Fucking love me some Guns N' Roses.
• 57:17
  Speaker 11: And Madonna's sitting on Santa's lap right now.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: Fake Feldman trumps real Feldman.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's... Well, I got more of a shot at
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: becoming fake Feldman's friend than real Feldman's friend.
• 57:27
  Speaker 11: And you'd probably prefer it, actually.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: I thought you guys would probably.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: Hame in there, baby.
• 57:33
  Speaker 10: Oh, God. Yes, that's awesome. We should talk about the
• 57:36
  Speaker 10: Hame game on Tumblr.
• 57:37
  Speaker 11: Yeah, Fozzie, I showed it to her. I think she'd
• 57:40
  Speaker 11: already seen it.
• 57:40
  Speaker 10: I'd already seen it, but I was.
• 57:41
  Speaker 11: There were new ones today.
• 57:42
  Speaker 10: There were new ones that I had not yet seen,
• 57:43
  Speaker 10: and they were fantastic. I had not seen the Hame
• 57:45
  Speaker 10: in there, which was... I want to print it out
• 57:47
  Speaker 10: and hang it on my wall, like poster size, like....
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:52
  Speaker 10: It's going to be rowdy.
• 57:55
  Speaker 11: Oh, poor Jay. You're going to have to look at that.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: I don't care.
• 58:00
  Speaker 11: Hame and a kitten every morning when you wake up.
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: Damn it.
• 58:02
  Speaker 10: I'm going to make it like ceiling size and put
• 58:05
  Speaker 10: it on the ceiling.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: I can't see.
• 58:09
  Speaker 11: One more time. That's coming in handy.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: It's like 4 o'clock in the morning.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: It's dark in there. I can't see anything.
• 58:16
  Speaker 10: You always scare the hell out.
• 58:18
  Speaker 11: Of me, too. I'm sorry.
• 58:18
  Speaker 10: Especially when you're coming in your work uniform. I'm like,
• 58:21
  Speaker 10: this is gas station attendant. Why is he on my bedroom?
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: Here, check your oil. No, don't check on the oil.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: Is that a double entendre?
• 58:30
  Speaker 11: I don't even think it was a double. I think
• 58:33
  Speaker 11: it just went right for him.
• 58:34
  Speaker 10: Not that he's a gas station attendant, but he wears
• 58:37
  Speaker 10: a uniform. And when I'm half asleep, he looks like
• 58:39
  Speaker 10: a gas station attendant. And he scares the hell out
• 58:41
  Speaker 10: of me.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: Excuse me, Miss. Can I check under your hood? Oh, Lord.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: Fill her up. Can I rotate your tires? Your legs
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: go on your arm spot. That would be awful.
• 59:01
  Speaker 11: Your legs go on your arm spot.
• 59:06
  Speaker 10: That would be awesome.
• 59:10
  Speaker 11: You'd be like Sabuba.
• 59:11
  Speaker 16: Sabuba.
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: Star Wars.
• 59:12
  Speaker 11: The fucky one. the first yeah he was about the
• 59:22
  Speaker 11: only tolerable thing in.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: That first movie watching any of that was pretty much
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: it really.
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: I discovered for my son the um he's five and
• 59:32
  Speaker 7: into lightsabers i discovered um someone has taken the lightsaber
• 59:36
  Speaker 7: duel from the phantom menace and cut it into just
• 59:40
  Speaker 7: that scene on YouTube, and you can just watch that,
• 59:43
  Speaker 7: and it's eight minutes, and I said, that's all you
• 59:46
  Speaker 7: need to see from that movie.
• 59:47
  Speaker 11: It really is.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: And he goes, okay, what's the next one? So we
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: started watching the second movie.
• 59:53
  Speaker 11: It's true, because I went back because I got it
• 59:55
  Speaker 11: on DVD almost for that, and then I went back
• 59:58
  Speaker 11: to watch it, and I was like, damn it, I
• 59:59
  Speaker 11: forgot it's so cut in with all this Amidala running
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 11: around a freaking parking garage or wherever they were at.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 11: I can't remember what floor we parked on. I was like,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 11: what the hell is this? I was like, just get
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 11: back to the Darth Maul fight, because that's all that's good. So, yeah,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 11: it's good. Yeah, thank you, YouTube, once again.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 10: That was the only part that was worth watching. Yep,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 10: pretty much.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: I fell asleep during it.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 11: Yep, just nudge you once you get to that part.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 11: Everything else is wasted in two hours.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: You know, it's like, what I think is really strange,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: I've seen Star Wars... I could not tell you how
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: many times, but I cannot remember a single part from
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: any Star Wars movie. It's like, there's certain things that
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: do not stick in my brain. It's card games, algebraic equations,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: and Star Wars movies.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 10: I'm only saying like once or twice each ever. I
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 10: was not brought up on Star Wars.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: I was brought up on Star Wars. I watched Empire
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: every day.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: I was brought up to believe that the new three
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: that Lucas brought out are completely they're garbage.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: I can't tell you anything that's happened in any of them.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: They don't exist in my world. But that's okay.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 11: I think most fans fall into that category.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: I still think Revenge of the Sith is.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 11: It's tolerable.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: It's what I expected.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 11: It's the best of those three, obviously.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: Is that the last one? That's the last one.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: I did see part of it. It was a bad
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: bootleg copy. But that was right when it came out
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: in the theater. I didn't really feel like watching it.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: I fast-forwarded through a good majority of it right up
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: to the end battle where he gets burned.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: And then I laughed most of it. Yeah, I laughed
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: most of it. I was like, ah, Anakin's getting burned.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 10: We maybe hate Hayden Christensen, like, severely.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: Has he been in anything else?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 10: He's in that one movie we watched that we hated
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 10: because he was in it. Chapter? Vanishing on 7th Street.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 10: It was stupid anyways, but he just made it worse
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 10: with his face.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: That movie was horrible. You can rip apart me better
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: than anybody I've ever met.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 10: This is that whole being brought up with no real emotions.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 11: I hate you for what you do.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: I hate you for who you are. And what you
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: look like.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 11: I hate who you are, so I can.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: See in you.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 11: That's so deep of you.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 14: I am.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: I don't like your eyebrow.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 10: I've hated people for less.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 10: That one girl in Supernatural, the way her mouth moves.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I hate her.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: She's like, God, I hate that bitch and her mouth.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 11: Stupid people with mouths.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: Just the way her mouth works, I just hate her.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: I hate her genetics. Stupid people with mouths.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 10: That's the way she talks. It's me, Meg, the blonde Meg,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 10: before she becomes... Never mind.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 11: Fuck you guys.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: No, I can't laugh. You're saying something funny? Oh, Lord.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 11: Blonde Meg.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: She hates blonde Meg from Supernatural.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: Is there more than one Meg?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 10: She's a demon, so she's in different bodies.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: She jumps in another body.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 10: I don't like the one she's in later, but I.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 16: Don't like it.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 10: I don't like the way Sam's face twitches when he
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 10: talks either. When he's going to cry, he moves his face.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: Twitches.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't like it.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: Didn't you say he has a weird ear? I don't know.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 10: No, Jensen X was a short forehead.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: I thought you.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: Said he had weird ears or something.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 11: You need like a program. You can't tell the players
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 11: without a program and their defects. Would you print that out?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 11: Misty's list of defects of celebrities.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 11: It's like a phone book.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: You should write a book. That would be great.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 10: I have a Tumblr.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 11: That would be too much work. That's true. You can
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 11: send it over and we'll put it in form for you. Yeah.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 10: Sam's face twitches too much. It seems like his lips
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 10: want to go up his nose.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: Are you done with your geek week? I'm done.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: Fuckin' A.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 11: Take a break and be back with the rest of
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 11: the celebration.
• 1:04:11
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• 1:04:14
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• 1:04:15
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• 1:04:19
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• 1:04:21
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• 1:05:58
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• 1:06:04
  Speaker 11: You want to be me.
• 1:06:05
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• 1:06:07
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• 1:06:08
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• 1:06:09
  Speaker 10: Who am I?
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  Speaker 4: I just don't know anymore.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 11: I'd love to stay in chat, but I got a
• 1:06:13
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• 1:06:14
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• 1:06:18
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• 1:06:21
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• 1:06:24
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• 1:06:27
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• 1:06:27
  Speaker 10: I don't know. That's the smell of failure. Valor smells
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 10: like dove?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 18: Mine has a pleasant lady speed stick scent. Kind of
• 1:06:33
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• 1:06:34
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• 1:06:46
  Speaker 15: Boy, the only thing missing from this place is a
• 1:06:47
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• 1:06:50
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• 1:06:51
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• 1:06:52
  Speaker 14: Don't forget that report, Bill.
• 1:06:54
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• 1:06:54
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• 1:06:54
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• 1:06:55
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• 1:06:56
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• 1:06:57
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• 1:06:58
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• 1:07:01
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• 1:07:04
  Speaker 6: It's part of your problem, you know.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: You haven't seen enough movies. All of life's riddles are answered.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 19: In the movies.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 6: And now, on with the show.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 12: As a matter.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 14: Of fact, I want everybody to have a good time.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 16: I want you to come on and get your groove on.
• 1:07:23
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• 1:07:29
  Speaker 16: Every birthday We're having a Christmas party You bring the
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 16: wine And I'll bring the cheer Mix up the ice
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 16: cream And the eggnog beer Put on some music Make
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 16: sure that it's tight By the way girl Put on
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 16: that red dress You know the one I like We're
• 1:07:57
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• 1:08:05
  Speaker 16: All right, we're having a Christmas party. Everybody, we're having
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 16: a Christmas party. All right, super.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 11: I'm just getting started. Wait till we get to the
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 11: rest of it.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 10: Uh-oh.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: Is there cookies?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: Why do we have pizza if we're going to have
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: this many snacks?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 11: Because cookies aren't dinner, damn it. How old are you?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 10: Cookies are dinner because we are adults.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 11: We are very refined adults I do what I want
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 11: that's right fuck yeah my.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: Son he believes that popcorn is a meal.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 11: Okay I've done that before but you know you tried to.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 7: Pass jerky off to me it is a meal if
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 7: he can eat jerky he calls it big bacon for
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 7: whatever reason because it's like bacon but thicker we.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 10: Have some jerky that Jay hid in the.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: Cabinet I didn't hide it but it want some, it's
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: I ate the best part of the jerky.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: It's gone. This is the left. He said two different flavors.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: Jerky lemons.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: These were a little bit eating Randy jerky.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 10: Holy shit.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 11: This is one of the bags.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: The other bag he sent was more for us. Can
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: I have, like.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: This is, like, $ 1, 000 with.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 10: A steak right here. I know. And he sent two bags.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 11: All right, we're back. And go ahead.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 10: We're eating Randy jerky.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: We're eating Randy's meat. It's byproduct for human consumption.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 11: So it says, but I don't know.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 10: I forced Jay into sharing.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: At least it doesn't say, like... grade D, but edible. No,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: you didn't force me into sharing. I share my stuff.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 10: You put it hidden in the cabinet.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: It is hidden.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, like it was so fucking hidden in
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: the cabinet behind that damn door.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: Nobody could get to.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 11: He has a secret book that he's hollowed out.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: And he hides his drink in the cabinet.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 10: It was on the cabinet when you all got here.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: Then that's it no I put it up because we
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: were putting other shit right.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 10: There he was cleaning up shut up I know god
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 10: I'm having a hard time calm down anyways we were
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 10: sharing the Randy jerky that he sent to us last
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 10: time well Jay ate all the good stuff.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: Well yeah I ate all the damn good.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 10: Stuff I'm not implying that this isn't good the better.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: Stuff yeah Randy sent me two bags and one's gone
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: one's gone.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: So Thanks, Randy.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 11: All right, well, that'll be a good lead-in to the
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 11: rest of this goings-on. So this, you know, being the... Basically,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 11: our anniversary, you know, this week, more or less, what,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 11: three years ago, we started this process. So it's, you know,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 11: it's kind of.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 10: Was it three years ago or four years ago?
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 11: It would be three. This is the fourth time we've
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 11: done this, but... I'm confused. It was 2008, so.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 10: Are you sure you don't want any more?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: Swash all the air out of it.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 10: I'm good. I'm going to bring it to you so
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 10: you can do it. I don't want to squish your
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 10: meat incorrectly. Ooh.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's what you're into.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 10: Whichever.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: It's all good. I get her to make animal shapes
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: out of it. There's a website for you.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 11: Oh, God. It's a draft. Never mind. So every year
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 11: our holiday celebration is also our birthday. So we're just
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 11: like Jesus is what I'm saying.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 11: I'm hoping that goes over like that.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 10: I rip like Jesus.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 11: We're more popular than Jesus. You know, that took off
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 11: so well. We're just like Jesus here at Movie Mountain.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 11: Our birthday's in December. So that being the case, I
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 11: thought we would celebrate our anniversary and the holidays and
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 11: episode 150 and everything all at once with our little
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 11: feedback fest here. So some of this we've had for
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 11: a while. A few of them came in the last
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 11: day or so. Not very many because most of you
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 11: guys are slackers. But we do have one, and this
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 11: one we have had for a few weeks now. It
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 11: was probably last time all of us were here, but
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 11: because he's talking about last time we were talking with Jay, so.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 11: First off, we will come to James.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 10: Hey, man.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 6: Hey, man.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 10: Hey, man.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: I want to be a fixer, too, man.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 10: Come on. Come on.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 6: Come on.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 17: Come on.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 6: Come here.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 16: Come on.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 6: Hey, this is James.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: Crap, I hate it when I do that. My brain
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: freezes up and I forget what I was saying. Hey,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: to Jay, regarding his advice for his child, dude, you
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: fucking rock.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 15: As someone who basically grew up having his parents tell
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 15: him he was a God damn idiot most of his life.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 10: Seriously.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: Just fucking awesome.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 10: Keep at it.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 15: Uh, trick or treat, kick ass.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: I saw that when I was a kid.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 15: Uh, like, probably pretty soon after it came out. And, uh,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 15: that movie just like, when I was a kid, it
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 15: just blew my mind. Uh, and then as I got older,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 15: you know, they come out on DVD and I saw
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 15: the DVD with Gene Simmons and Ozzy on the cover
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 15: and went, ooh.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: Uh, and, yeah, uh, We watch it just about every
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: year at Halloween.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 6: It is a.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Staple around the household.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 6: Oh, crap.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, fuck it. Most of y'all know my last
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: name anyway. But it is a staple.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 15: We love it and always loved it, always will love it.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 15: I don't really have much else to say. Oh, yeah,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 15: Garfield Kids sucked.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I fucked a chick from
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Garfield Kids, like super hot. And then we watched it again, and, like,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: for the last three or four years.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 15: Ew.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 10: Awful.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: Anyway, that was it.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: Later, dudes.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 11: And if you remember the Trick or Treat episode, we
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 11: went into the whole, like, telling Izzy to do her
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 11: whole thing and not worry about what other people say
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 11: and kind of supporting her doing her own thing as
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 11: opposed to his parents telling him he's a fucking idiot.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 11: So it seems so. Thank you, James.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 10: Yeah, thanks.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 11: No last name. We'll take that out for you. But yeah,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 11: most of us all know. I would think in the
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 11: interweb community that we have here. But yeah, that's awesome.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 11: And yeah, it's good to know that people actually are
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 11: taking something from this and even more so that he
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 11: was creeped out by that girl too, which I don't
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 11: know why we always come back to Garbage Pail Kids.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 11: Everybody comments on, we've never watched the Garbage Pail Kids,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 11: but like, That's at least two people that have called
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 11: in to tell us about the Garbage Pail Kids movie
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 11: as though we had a whole episode on it. And
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 11: I'm like, we've mentioned it a few times. But I agree,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 11: that girl's kind of weird looking now that I think
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 11: back on it. Which girl?
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 10: Tangerine.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: Who?
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: The girl Tangerine in the Garbage Pail Kids movie.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 9: Oh, hell, I didn't.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen that movie. My favorite. My favorite line ever, though,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: at the end of the movie, he goes, I'm sorry, Tangerine.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: I just don't think you're pretty anymore.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 11: And we were all like, yep.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, neither do we, huh?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 11: You're on to something, kid.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 10: Yeah, never seen it.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 11: So, yeah, we have a weird connection to Garbage Pail
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 11: Kids because.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 10: I don't want to discourage anybody. If you want to
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 10: call and talk about Garbage Pail Kids, knock yourself out.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: Feel free.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 11: That's awesome.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: Garbage Pail Kids podcast.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 11: I'm trying to think of what we brought up that
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 11: time recently because, yeah, that's at least the second time
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 11: we've gotten Garbage Pail Kids responses. So, I don't know.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 11: That's awesome.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: Either way.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 10: I want somebody to call in and reference something we've
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 10: never talked about.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: Don't we get that?
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: Pull a dang cook.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 6: Oh, man.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 11: So, yeah, that was cool. And he liked Trick or Treat, so,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 11: you know, more than most people.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 10: I didn't like it that much, I don't think.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 11: You liked it on the episode.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 10: I didn't like Skippy.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 11: Nobody likes Skippy. That's why he's Skippy. Poor bastard.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 10: I don't remember that.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 11: Alright, so we also had a few from the, this,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 11: a lot of our summer appearances that have been sitting
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 11: for a while because it was text and nobody, we
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 11: weren't together most of the time, so This was actually
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 11: when we were talking to Michael Kinworthy at Days of
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 11: the Dead, and we talked to Candice, who wrote in,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 11: and she was like, Wow, I love listening to you guys,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 11: and great interview with Michael. He is such a great guy.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 11: Really likable, easy to talk to. She says, Oh yeah,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 11: I'm listening now, and you sure have my humor. She says, Haha,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 11: I spit out my coffee a few minutes ago. Listening
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 11: to the Twilight commentary. I will continue to stay a
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 11: loyal fan and pass your links on. Keep them coming.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 11: And she rounds it out with, right now I'm on
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 11: the one where y'all are talking about peewee and earnest.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 11: Must remember not to get a full bladder before listening.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 10: Nice.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 11: So, thank you to Candice. That was awesome. And again,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 11: she was going through a rundown there.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 10: We need to get a sponsorship from Depends. Make you
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 10: laugh so hard you pee yourself.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 11: If you can set that up, please do. There we are.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 11: So that's, yeah.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 10: I don't know why I used that voice when I
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 10: said that.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 11: I'm pretty sure that's not what she said.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: It's like your Mitch, what's his face, voice.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 6: Ms.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 11: Schwan?
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 10: No, Mitch Hedberg.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, Ms.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 10: Hedberg. Hedberg. I've heard the name, but I've never actually
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 10: heard his name.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: It's like if you're wearing a turtleneck and a backpack,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: it's like being strangled by a midget.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 11: That's awesome.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: One of my favorite comedians.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 11: Of all time. We will get a sponsorship. From the pins.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 11: It's all in how you word things. I don't know why.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 11: I guess I pee myself a lot. Oops, I crapped
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 11: my pants.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 10: They offered to give me money to take a survey
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 10: at the mall if I would take a survey on
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 10: adult diapers. I'm like, but I don't wear it, though.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 10: She's like, well, you can just tell them you do.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 10: I'm like, I'm not going to lie about that.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: Adult diapers are a very niche market.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 11: You either need them or you don't.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 10: Are they going to pay you? Like, ten bucks.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, it's really funny. Jessica and I were
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 4: walking through the mall the other day, and this guy,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: I coincidentally made out with him in middle school.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 10: Was he wearing adult diapers?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: No, but he's the guy that's like, you want to
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: do a survey?
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 10: Is he really skinny?
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's really skinny. He has black hair, and he
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: looks retarded. He asked me some questions.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 10: I went in there and took one about the... Nail-less
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 10: picture hangers.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: Did you get money for it?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 10: I got $ 7.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Jessica needed $ 10. I was like, go talk to Abe.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: He'll give you $ 10 if you take a survey.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 10: I was like, it's easy.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: It's like, a perfect solution to your problem. She goes,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: I don't want to talk to him.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 10: He's creepy.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: I was like, I made out with him. She was like,
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: that was a long time ago. I was like, so.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 10: Did you get money for that, too?
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: And she.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: I was like, what are you trying to say? I
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: was like, are you dissing me for making out with
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: this guy? He's like, no, I'm just saying he's creepy now.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: You made out with the survey guy at the mall.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 11: I can't hang out with you anymore.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: He was like 11.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 11: Dude, he had a job already. Come on. You better
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 11: hang on to that guy. He is going places.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: $ 10 a survey.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 10: That's good. I got $ 7 if I would hang photos
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 10: on the wall. It was like the sticky stuff instead
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 10: of nails. I'm like, no, but okay.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: Is that all you had to do? Like, answer one question?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 10: No, I had to answer, like, a whole series. I
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 10: had to pick off a wall what I would buy
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 10: if I was going to buy them. Which I prefer better?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 10: Which packaging? I was like, the clean ones or the
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 10: white ones? It's like I'm behind a picture. I don't
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 10: know what color they're going to be behind.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 16: Picture?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: Whatever.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 6: Who cares?
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah. He did a lot of cocaine, so I don't
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: even think he remembers me, so.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: In middle school?
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 11: How do you think he had that job and his
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 11: middle school career going at once?
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: I mean, I've been out of middle school for a
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: really long time.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 11: Now, guys. Two whole years.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: A lot of things have happened since then. He got
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: a drug problem and I guess got clean enough to
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: work his mall job.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 10: How clean do you have to be to work at
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 10: the mall?
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: He's got his shit together more than me.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 11: That's true. Maybe you should start doing cocaine.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: I'm working up in the world.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: I'm taking cocaine.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 11: We're now seeking donations to pay for Greg's cocaine addiction.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: So that I can get a job at the mall.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 10: And ask questions about adult diapers.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: What's my mom... went to this thrift store and she
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: saw these adult diapers and she didn't buy them. But
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: then the next day I was going to the thrift
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: store and she's like, Hey, Hey, pick up those adult
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: diapers from me.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 10: I was like, fuck you.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not buying adult diapers from the thrift store.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 4: And I'm not buying adult diapers for somebody else.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 10: Get your own.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 11: That says so much about your mother.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: Is she probably just like, too inconvenienced to get up.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: Well no sometimes she'll be really drunk or like.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 11: Sometimes oh this is so much better no let me.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: Tell let me tell the story is it gonna get
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: better no yeah maybe once I feel like I probably
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: already told this show on here Once my mom bought me,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: I used to collect like velvet Jesus paintings. I think
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 4: everybody knows that at this point. But once this lady
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 4: was peddling stuff at a bar and they were like
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: LED light Jesus paintings. And my mom bought me a
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: couple of them. And it was at the biker bar
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: down the street from my house. And she was like, hey,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: come get these.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 10: And I'm like, okay.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 4: And then I get there and she won't get off
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: her stool.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 10: I was like.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: I don't want to go in.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 10: Bring him out to me. And she's like, I can't.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: I peed my pants. But when I got there, she was, like,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: sitting and still karaoke-ing a Bob Seger song.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 10: I was like....
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 11: She has different priorities than you and I.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: Wasn't this an episode of... Yeah, what was that? Raising Hope?
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 10: So how's the dolphin rug do?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: It smells like mildew.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 10: Aw. Yeah. But.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: But I was like, when you pee your pants, you
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 4: leave the bar.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: No, you sing out of Bob Seger. You've got to
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: finish that Bob Seger.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: You've got to be like a rock.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 10: If you stay in there long enough, everybody's going to know.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 11: If you stay in there long enough, it's not wet anymore.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: It's true. It dries out.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, she has COPD, so she coughs a lot,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: so that makes her pee her pants.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: You just spill beer on you.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 10: You go, whoops.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 11: I need another beer. I am so clumsy.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: And I did not pee my pants.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 11: Good thing I didn't also pee my pants.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 10: I would never do anything to ruin our friendship.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: Jessica and I say that at least once a week.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: And then we'll see that guy. He was in the
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: Muppet movie. Every time I see him anywhere, I'm like,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 4: I would never do anything to ruin our friendship. Like,
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 4: poop my pants. And everyone's just like.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: My name's Brian.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 10: I like to skateboard.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: I love that word.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 14: Oh, God.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he said everything now. I love that guy.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 10: I mean, I was like.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: I was literally sitting in the.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 10: You're getting four episodes out of this one.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: I was sitting in the theater next to a... My boyfriend,
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: on Thanksgiving Day, watching the Muppet movie, and then that
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: guy comes on the screen briefly, and I look at
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 4: him and I say, I would never do anything to
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 4: ruin our friendship, like poop my pants. And everyone's like, what?
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 11: We brought our children here.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: God.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: You know, how can he have such a... Because he's
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: respected by rappers as almost not.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 10: Now....
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 11: Only because I think he's successful anyway.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 11: I think that's how popularity goes in general.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 11: Because he... I mean, most of his raps are how
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 11: he used to be made fun of.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 16: Right.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 11: So, I mean... He's a rapper?
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't know that. I just know that he's
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: like an actor.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 11: He is everything. He's a writer. He's an actor. He's
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 11: a comedian. He's a singer. Slash rapper. You name it.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: He's everything.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 11: Candice? Not sure how that led to there, but thank you.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 4: I don't know how we started talking about my mom
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 4: peeing her pants.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 11: Let's not retrace our steps.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: And then me making out with some guy.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 11: No, here we go again. Stop it.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 10: Next one.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: Next, next, next.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 11: The other ones were shorter. We had one from Kara
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 11: that actually said the interview was fantastic, so that was
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 11: kind of cool. It's good that once again we Occasionally,
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 11: turn in some decent interviews. What another? You took pictures
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 11: of that one.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 10: Did I?
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 11: I've got stalkery pictures of me talking to him that
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 11: you took. Michael Kinworth. We'll talk after the show. And
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 11: then we also heard from Troy. This one, I've talked
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 11: to Troy quite a bit online a few times now,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 11: so he's actually really great, but This, I didn't know
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 11: if I told you guys this. This was when we
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 11: ended up seeing him at Fright Night. And I think
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 11: I was there at the table. He wanted to meet everybody. And, like,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 11: the one time I was there by myself, he came up.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 11: But he said, I just thought this was very weird
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 11: when he emailed me. He said, I was just excited
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 11: to meet you in person. It was like meeting a celebrity.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 11: I'm super glad you didn't charge me $ 20 either. I'm
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 11: just like.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 11: Yeah, we pay celebrities to do that. Yeah, that's true.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 11: Everybody else there was, I guess, you know.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: We should set up a misty signature booth. Pictures of Greg. Yeah,
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: nobody would pay for that.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 11: He just did a catalog post for you guys at home.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: It's like the Tom Selleck Playboy.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 11: No, it was sort of the Sears sweater collection.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 10: We should send out Christmas cards to our real good fans.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 11: Ah, see, we're taking that photo tonight. Anyway, so, yeah.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 11: And Randy would get one. Yeah, based on who gave
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 11: us feedback this week, Randy would get one.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: Well, he said just jerky.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I know, so Randy would get one. But, again,
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 11: everybody else, we're glad.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: I have a picture of me giving Randy the machetes.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 11: I sent it out to the secret circle. You're just
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 11: not on the secret circle.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: You're not on the secret circle.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: I was the one who made the fucking machete. You
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: can't send me the damn picture.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 11: I sent Randy one. What the fuck? I can send
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 11: it over if you'd like.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: Yes, I would like.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 11: Okay. We can do that. For $ 20. Oh, Lord. So, yeah.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 11: He says, your show is great and I'm a huge fan.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 11: Thanks for making my drive and jog time so much fun. So,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 11: Who said that? That was Troy. Thank you, Troy. And
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 11: I told him if he gets to this area, he
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 11: can sit in with us because he's not too far.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 11: He's within driving distance. So that was most of the... Well, no.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: There's one coming.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 11: But the next one is audio. So this one. I'll
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 11: let you guys decide if you want to play all
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 11: of this. If you go by what this person says,
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 11: there's instructions. But I'll let you guys decide what you
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 11: want to.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 14: Do with it.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 6: Here's the story of a guy named Brian.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 13: Who is sitting watching movies all alone.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 6: Oh, fuck that.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: It's an oop-pah band.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 6: It's the best I could do on short notice. Hey,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 6: it's Randy.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 4: And Lisa.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 6: Well, we figured we'd call in and congratulate you and
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 6: tell you guys once again how wonderful you are and
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 6: probably address some specific things. So, first of all, Horror
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 6: Hound recap. Yes, Jay is the best friend I will
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 6: ever have in this lifetime. Yes, I hugged Misty and lived.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 6: I've done a lot of crazy shit in my life.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 6: I went through the self-destructive adrenaline junkie phase many years ago,
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 6: and it took me right back there. It was like
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 6: staring death in the face. And, you know, I've jumped
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 6: out of airplanes and other kind of crazy shit, but...
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 6: you know, right there, I knew that like at any
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 6: moment it could end for me. So, you know, I've
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 6: been there and I'm, back from the edge, and life
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 6: has new meaning. So, let's see. Lucy, meeting Hershey, you
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 6: have the soul of a butterfly. I'm sorry, we didn't
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 6: get enough time. I was running around, and I really
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 6: kind of regret that. Greg, you are wonderful. You're a...
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 6: The only thing keeping us from being like real people
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 6: friends is about a thousand miles, but we'll work on that. Um,
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 6: I'm not really sure that Fred's even real. Um, he's
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 6: like a protocol droid, like with a virus, the kind
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 6: of shit that you come up with Fred terrifies me,
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 6: but it is, it's wonderful. I think if you guys
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 6: as downloadable opinionated sea monkeys and you make my life wonderful, um,
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 6: let's see Marlena, uh, I can't believe that you exist.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 6: You need your own comic book. You need your own sitcom.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 6: It would have to be on, like, Showtime because it
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 6: would be a little too skeevy and off-budget for HBO.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 6: But it would need to be just the kind of
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 6: things that go on in your life. Don't make me
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 6: believe in magic. So, let's see. Brian, you're the one
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 6: who's brought us this for 150 episodes. And through... through
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 6: hardware failures and staff changes, and I thank you for
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 6: bringing this to us. So, let's see, a couple of
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 6: other thoughts. I did want to recommend a movie because
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 6: I recommended the last one. I think I called in
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 6: with Dear Zachary, and this is the anti-movie of that.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 6: It's playing on Netflix Instant, and it's called Buck, which
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 6: is a wonderful documentary that is sort of life-affirming and
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 6: interesting and colorful, and you walk away smarter and wiser
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 6: and a better human being, which I can always make
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 6: do with that. I'm trying to think what else I
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 6: have to dump on you. 150 episodes.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 6: That's awesome. Almost as awesome as Misty. I think that's
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 6: about it. I don't want to ramble on too much.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 6: I'll actually put something together for you. Christmas is kicking
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 6: my ass. You can ask Misty about that. I hope
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 6: you're all well. I wanted to let you know that
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 6: Lisa and I are planning to come out there, whatever
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 6: that convention is, around last week of June, early July.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 6: And I'd like to tell other listeners that these people
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 6: that you're listening to are as wonderful and warm and
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 6: welcoming as friends, as anybody you could hope to meet.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 6: So if you ever get the chance, I would definitely
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 6: recommend you contact them, Mark. Get to know him, whatever
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 6: you can do. My life's a lot better for it.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 6: You guys, I'd say have a good night, but I
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 6: don't know what the hell time it is when you're
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 6: going to play this. So have a good fill-in-the-blank. You know,
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 6: Merry Kwanzaa.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 11: Ha ha, Merry Kwanzaa. See, he likes Kwanzaa.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 10: Did he get cut off?
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 11: Yeah, he got cut off.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 10: He acts like he's never hugged me before. That's at
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 10: least the third time that he has hugged me, and
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 10: he has not died at any point during this.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 3: But you had a segment called Celebrities Misty's Kill.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 11: Since we're having the flashback here, yeah, that's been quite
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 11: a while ago. We've retired that one since then.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 10: I like how everybody else is all like, Lucy's all...
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 10: butterfly-like or whatever, and Marlene is all wonderful, and Misty,
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 10: I didn't die.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 11: Well, that was actually going to be, now that's actually
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 11: pretty accurate, because... The wrap-up there at the end, he
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 11: was telling people how great we are and they should
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 11: go out of their way to meet us and get
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 11: in contact with us. I really don't want that. I
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 11: was like, except for Misty. I was like, if I
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 11: were you guys, I probably wouldn't do that. No good
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 11: will come of it.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: Don't run up and hug her.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 11: Definitely don't run up and hug her.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: You don't want people at some of these conventions thinking
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: they can come up and hug you.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 10: No.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: I don't want.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 4: Them to think... I mean, I'm pretty like.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 10: I mean.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 4: Actually, at conventions, Misty's way friendlier than I am.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 10: It depends on the situation and who the person is.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 10: If they're sweaty and stinky, no.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like these fuckers hugging me.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 17: No.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: These fuckers are the people listening.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 11: Not you fuckers. Those other fuckers. Those other stinky people.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 11: You guys shower and use adult diapers and you're totally fresh.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 4: You guys are clean and wonderful. I'm not talking about you.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: Marlene is pretty low here on the... qualifications. You have to,
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: you know, snort cocaine, work in the mall, and.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you guys aren't classy enough.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 4: Hey, that was the standards I had when I was 12.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 3: And they're even more.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 8: Actually....
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 4: My standards have gone up since then at least a
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: little bit.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 10: At least a little bit.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: Hey, your boyfriend doesn't work at the mall.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 4: He doesn't have a job.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 11: Well, alright, they've sort of leveled out. But whatever.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: They're just different standards. They're kind of sideways.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 4: He got a job until last week, to be fair.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: He just decided to not go anymore.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 2: He just decided the whole working thing's not his deal.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 11: Oh, Lord. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 10: Randy's awesome. I want to talk about how awesome Randy
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 10: is for a second. He is the best fan that
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 10: I've ever met.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 3: Excuse me.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 10: And he's only hugged me because there's been warning.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 11: He knows better. He doesn't want to, like, pull back
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 11: a bloody stump. I mean, he knows better.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 10: I think that has been threatened.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 11: Probably.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 10: Motherfucker, touch me again, you will pull back a fucking gnome.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 10: Randy's awesome. Lisa's awesome. We should make sure Lisa's mentioned
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 10: because Lisa's fucking awesome.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 11: Well, Lisa also said hello. You guys didn't hear it. So, yes,
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 11: Lisa's awesome.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: Lisa's the one who keeps Randy in check.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 10: Somebody's got to do it.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 3: She's Randy's sponsor.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 11: Rightfully so.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 10: Handler.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 11: Even he tells scary stories of his past. I think
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 11: it's all come together now that Lisa's involved.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: We all need somebody to wrangle us in.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 10: I keep your ass in check.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: I thought it was the other way around.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 11: I think it's a little of both, actually.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, Lord.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 11: So we didn't even finish, actually. Let's get the other
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 11: half of Randy's now pissed off because he got cut
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 11: off message.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 6: Oh, I knew I was rambling. That fucking thing cut
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 6: me off. I went way too long. Edit that shit down, Brian.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 6: Don't play it.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 19: Edit it.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 6: There's no point in playing that horrible oompa thing from
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 6: the Brady Bunch I started with. It was shitty. I
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 6: wouldn't have made it past my first cut. Kill it, Brian.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 10: Please.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 6: Kill it. Randy's awesome.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 10: Bye.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 11: Okay, so there you go. So I'll leave it up
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 11: to you guys. I liked it myself. It was as
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 11: goofy as the rest of our show is. I think
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 11: it seems fine to me. As long as he doesn't
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 11: have a major problem with it.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: I'll be fine.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 11: I think he'll be fine.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: At this point, I think he's an ex-officio member anyway.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 11: We've included him as often as we can. He's invited
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 11: to sit in every week. If we can get past
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 11: that damn thousand mile thing, he would be sitting here
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 11: now as far as I'm concerned. Alright, so here was
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 11: the other one. Milena, this one I think was sort
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 11: of directly in result from either you or then the
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 11: next week when we were sitting there with Lucy, she
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 11: sort of brought up the exact same question. So, to
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 11: both of you, we got this letter this past week.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 11: A couple weeks back, On the podcast, you guys mentioned
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 11: Steve Guttenberg. His appeal, and basically, WTF happened to it.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 11: I can clearly pinpoint the moment he dropped off the
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 11: favorable radar, or at least pissed off so many people
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 11: simultaneously that he could never recover career-wise. I can pinpoint
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 11: the exact moment. As you well know, Steve was riding
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 11: high in the 80s. He had the Police Academy series,
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 11: which he left early enough to not damage his career,
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 11: and moved on to a more legit fare like Cocoon
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 11: and Three Minute Baby. But in 1989, he and his
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 11: people made the decision that was such a boneheaded move
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 11: that it essentially killed his career overnight. After starring in
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 11: these prestigious films, he next starred in a high-slash-low-concept comedy
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 11: that was supposed to capitalize on the Australia mania that
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 11: dominated cinema in the 80s, but way too late.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 4: There was Australia mania?
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: Crocodile Dundee. Freaking crazy.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 3: Duracell battery. No, Energizer. I'm sorry. He was also on.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 11: Knock it off my shoulder.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 14: Oh, crap.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 3: What was that show?
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: He was on The Highwayman, which may have went for
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: one season, but I seriously doubt it.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 3: Anybody remember The Highwayman?
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 11: I do.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 2: The Highwayman was awesome. I always wanted this rig that
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 2: turned into a helicopter. It was like Mask, only bigger.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 11: Kind of, yeah.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: Reeler.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 3: Reel her, yeah.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 11: So, he says, when Mad Max came out in 79,
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 11: it took the world by storm. It set off a
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 11: cinema movement wherein all things Australian were awesome for a
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 11: short time. But as you know, the cultural zeitgeist changes
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 11: every seven years, and by 1989, attempting to cash in
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 11: on that phenomenon was already two years too late. The
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 11: movie was Don't Tell Her It's Me, a comedy in
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 11: which Steve pretends to be an Aussie biker who dresses
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 11: exactly like Mad Max, In order to win over an
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 11: unsuspecting Jamie Girtz. Yeah, this is the 80s.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 10: Whatever happened to Jamie Girtz?
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 11: She's on TV now. Actually, I just saw her on
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 11: one of those talk shows in the middle of the day.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 11: She's pushing some new thing. I think she's producing now.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 11: She's still out there. She had that weird sitcom like
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 11: five years ago. Anyway, off of the Jamie Girtz story.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 6: There.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 11: The problem with this is that her character knew him
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 11: before he dons the leather and the accent, so basically
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 11: the whole film seems to be based on the notion
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 11: that her character was stupid enough to fall for it.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 11: So here's where things go horribly wrong. A bad comedy
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 11: is easy enough to dismiss, but not when its trailer
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 11: campaign is so ill-timed that it makes the movie look
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 11: like a pariah. You see, the trailer for Don't Tell
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 11: Her It's Me began playing attached to the beginning of
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 11: Lethal Weapon 2. I'm not kidding. As the lights go
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 11: down and the shots of anticipation begin, everyone waiting with
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 11: bated breath, For Riggs and Murtaugh to kick some ass again,
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 11: the trailer for a movie plays in which some dorky
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 11: schlub is imitating, poorly, the hero of the movie we're
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 11: all about to watch. Top that off with the fact
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 11: that Mad Mel had just as many, if not more,
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 11: female fans than male, his trailer insulting them to their
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 11: very core. This trailer basically said that all women are
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 11: stupid enough to fall for a trick like that, and
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 11: that it's perfectly okay for men to do something so
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 11: deceitful as long as it's in the name of love.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 11: About 10 seconds into that trailer, comments like, the fuck
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 11: is this? And fuck that guy could be heard before
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 11: Lethal Weapon 2 even started playing. Steve Guttenberg's career was over. Wow.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 11: Sounds like a movie we need to watch. Now that
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 11: everyone hates.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 4: Mel Gibson, does that mean Steve Guttenberg can come back?
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 11: He might have a comeback in the works. You never know.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 3: Don't tell her it's me, too. Or don't tell her
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 3: it's me again.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 11: Again. It's time for a reboot on Don't Tell Her
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 11: It's Me.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 4: I mean, now, really, Mel Gibson is, like, one of
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 4: the most hated men.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 11: Yeah, definitely these days.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 4: So, like, Steve Guttenberg.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 11: Can come back.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 10: He tried to kind of come back. He was on
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 10: Veronica Mars.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 4: And Party Down.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 11: And Party Down. And there's another one he turned up
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 11: on lately. I mean, he keeps turning in decent little, like,
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 11: minor roles on, like, TV now. So he could, you know,
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 11: get a semi-normal career again.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 4: Didn't he play Kristen Ritter's dad on Veronica Mars?
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 10: I love Kristen. He played the child molester, remember?
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 3: That's a career killer. That's not really going to save you.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 11: He was molesting Beaver.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 4: I don't remember that.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 10: That's why Beaver went crazy.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 3: Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 10: Now you void the right for spoiler alert when a
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 10: show's been off the air for I don't know how
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 10: many fucking years.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 11: There's plenty of shows I haven't watched yet. I'm waiting.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 10: No, it deserves to get spoiled. I can understand if
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 10: it's been like a week. No, it's been fucking years.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 4: It's like the next episode of like True Blood or
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 4: whatever is popular.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 10: It's been years. You don't get to know.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 11: What if somebody spoiled like a season four episode of
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 11: Supernatural for you?
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 10: I've already seen it.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 11: But before you watched it. Like a couple of months ago.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 10: Bitch, I get on one and I read spoilers myself.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: As soon as she.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 11: Spoil your own shit. She spoils her own shit.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: As soon as we're watching an episode, she's back in
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: the computer room and she's like, oh my god, oh
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 2: my god, this is gonna happen next.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 3: I'm like, shut up!
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 10: You're ruining it for me!
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 13: Winchester's sitting there and she's like she's like a character
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 13: like get shot and she's like oh don't worry he's
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 13: not gonna die he's coming back in.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 2: The next season i'm like oh okay.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 11: Winchester's next to you with his little werewolf fingers in
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 11: his ears stop ruining it for me we're watching these
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 11: together damn you Okay, back to the list. He says,
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 11: not really a man's man per se, Steve Guttenberg relied
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 11: almost entirely on his appeal to women as the harmless,
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 11: cute comedy guy in order to be an A-list player.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 11: The second he appeared on screen as a slimeball, it
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 11: was over. Regardless of whether or not he really was
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 11: in the actual movie, the trailer was good enough to
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 11: turf the guy for good. So that's what happened to
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 11: Steve Guttenberg. He says, the trailer might be on YouTube,
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 11: and you'll see what I mean. So, that is actually
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 11: from Devin Richards. Awesome. He says you can check him
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 11: out on IMDb. He has actually been in stuff. So
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 11: he's got his own career. He says you can find him.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 10: Has he done anything with Michael Madsen?
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 11: If so, he probably wouldn't want to admit to it
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 11: at this point. But yeah, he's got Indiegogo.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 3: You know the Waco brothers.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 10: No.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 11: He's got Indiegogo and Kickstarter campaigns going for his own film.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 11: So yeah, go find him and you can donate to him.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 11: And donate to us while you're at it, dammit. Do
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 11: we have a Kickstarter thing? If you set it up.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 11: We've got PayPal and nobody.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 10: We can send out Christmas cards to people that actually
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 10: send us money.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 11: There you go. I'm all for that.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 10: Christmas cards with us in front of the tree.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 11: I've got a very special shot I think we should do.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 11: I think you have to donate a whole lot of
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 11: money for that one. I wouldn't pay for that. Well,
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 11: not if most of us were in it.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 10: I asked Brian if we could all have matching sweaters.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 10: That would be really awesome.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 3: I would chip in on a sweater.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 11: I've got a better one actually. So you guys send
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 11: money and we'll send you that shot because it's going
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 11: to be awesome. So yeah, other than that, thank you
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 11: to Devin. And yeah, I think he's pinned it down now.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 11: We've been trying to... figure it out for years now.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 11: What the hell happened to Steve Guttenberg?
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 10: I never really cared.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know if anybody did.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 11: Maybe that's why nobody bothered to pin it down.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 2: After Police Academy, I just really could.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 3: Give two shits less about Steve Guttenberg. Short Circuit, was
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 3: that after?
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 11: Yeah, but it wasn't. That was when he went sort
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 11: of legit, but he wasn't what sold that movie. Johnny
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 11: Five was the star of that movie.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 3: After Johnny Five and Ally.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 11: Sheedy, then it was like, oh yeah, Guttenberg. That was
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 11: when I still liked Ally Sheedy.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 3: And who was the Indian guy?
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 11: Oh, that's because he's not Indian, by the way. It's
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 11: Fisher Stevens, who is totally white.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 11: He's not white.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 11: Massively racist, if you want to look at it that way.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 11: That's right. He's white?
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 10: He's white. You're going to lose mine. Stand back.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 4: Stand back.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 2: What, did he put shoe polish on his face?
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 19: No.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 11: That's the thing. You don't have to do that much
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 11: in Hollywood. All you have to do is do a
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 11: really bad accent and kind of wear the clothes.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 2: I don't remember that.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 11: He is not at all Indian as far as I know.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 2: He was always Indian when I thought about it.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 11: Damn it.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 4: Everyone makes fun of the haji accent or what's his
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 4: face in The Simpsons?
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 10: What's his name?
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 11: Oh, the Apu? Yeah, Apu.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 4: That is how, I mean, like, no offense if we
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 4: have any Indian listeners, that is how Indian people sound. Like,
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 4: every day when I'm listening to the news in my
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 4: car and they're, like, interviewing this, like, like, I listen
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 4: to BBC News a lot and there's always, like, an
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 4: Indian guy on the show and they're, like, interviewing somebody.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 4: That is exactly, I'm like, these stereotypical accents are true.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 4: Anytime they, like, interview an Indian person or, like, a
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 4: British person or, like, a German person or a Russian person,
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 4: They sound like the stereotypical accent.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 11: It's an accent. I mean, you have that. I mean,
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 11: it's just gotten so blown out of proportion, the PC version.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 11: I mean, there are things that people do that are
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 11: legitimately completely racist and completely, like, not cool the way
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 11: that they go about it. And then there's the other
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 11: hand where sort of we've overdone it, you know? We've
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 11: over-PC'd everything to the point that you can't actually, you know,
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 11: refer to someone from the country that they are or
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 11: the race that they are or whatever. It's just like, well,
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 11: how do you even describe anybody anymore if you can't
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 11: even refer to them? Or if, again, you're like quoting
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 11: them and saying it like they said it. I mean,
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 11: it's like, well, I'm not being a jerk. This is
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 11: how they sounded when they told me the story. You know,
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 11: it's like there's a fine line there. It's hard to
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 11: skate it. But at the same time, I think there's
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 11: something wrong about going too far in the other direction.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 4: The other day, someone at work said something about like, oh,
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 4: that Mexican guy. And some other guy was like, dude,
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 4: because we have a Mexican dishwasher. And I was like,
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 4: he's from Mexico.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 11: He knows he's Mexican.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 4: I was like, he is a Mexican guy. There's nothing
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 4: wrong with that.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 3: That's funny.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 2: I was thinking about that the other day. Yeah, there
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 2: was like two guys named Dave.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 3: Well, there's the black Dave and the white Dave.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: And you're like, which Dave was it? Well, describe him.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 2: You know, he's tall. He has dark hair.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 3: Was he black?
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 11: Let's go back to the chase. We know he's black.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 11: We're not fooling anybody.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 4: We have two Chris's at work. One Chris is white,
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 4: one Chris is black. And, you know, sometimes people call
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 4: the little one Little Chris, even though he's Black Chris.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 4: Or sometimes they call one, like, Boss Chris and Dishwasher Chris.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 4: But it's just like, there's Black Chris and there's White Chris.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 10: You know, like.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 11: It's like we're C-Lab every week.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 3: It's just like.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 4: Which one, like, does he have dark hair? Yes, they
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 4: both have dark hair.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 10: Does he have brown eyes?
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 4: They both have brown eyes.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 11: One's black.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 3: He's wearing a watch.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 11: I'm pretty sure he knows he's black.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 16: It's okay.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 4: Jesus.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 11: So, yeah.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 3: He's got on a red shirt.
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 11: And the thing is, I know we have listeners in India. So,
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 11: I mean, again, if you guys are listening and you...
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 11: Do we really?
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 3: Awesome.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 11: According to the numbers, we do. Cool.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 2: Hey, India's great. You guys are awesome.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 11: Again, we're not, I mean, we don't have calls from
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 11: you guys. So, you know, as much as we like
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 11: the feedback we're getting from here, these are all boring
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 11: white people from America, usually.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 10: Yeah, if you want to prove that you don't sound
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 10: like that. Yeah. Call in.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 11: I mean, even if you do.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 2: Thank you for keeping Royal Enfield alive. I know that
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 2: means absolutely nothing to nobody, but it means a lot
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 2: to me.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 3: And call in and rip Fisher Stevens.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 11: Then, I guess. Yeah, there you go.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 3: Who's Fisher Stevens?
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 2: The guy that started this conversation.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 16: Oh, yeah.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 11: All right. Four years. We're going into four years. Jay
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 11: has Alzheimer's.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 2: I've been punched in the head too many times, okay?
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 2: Jay is Dory from Finding Nemo.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 10: I have no patience. I haven't killed him yet.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 2: You gotta realize I'm one step away from Memento. You
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: haven't even seen that movie.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 3: I don't have to. I'd forget it. He'd forget it.
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 3: He has seen it.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 11: He's seen it every week of his life.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 3: He has a tattoo. This is Watch Memento.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 11: Backwards.
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 3: I've got a notebook.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 2: I've got a notebook at work of all my, of
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 2: everything I have, I have written down. And this is
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 2: stuff I do every day. It's written down in a
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 2: notebook with scribble drawings and stuff like that. Well, not
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 2: scribble drawings, because I'm actually a pretty decent artist. But
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 2: people at work, they're like, why do you have a notebook?
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 2: This is shit we do every day. I was like,
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 2: so I won't forget it. It's stuff that I need
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 2: to know.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 3: I can't remember this stuff. I really can't.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 11: I'm about that bad with just normal, like, stupid, hey,
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 11: I have to go there at 2 o'clock tomorrow. But,
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 11: you know, the basic, like, goings on in my life,
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 11: I usually remember, it's the, like, oh, yeah, I got
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 11: to do that, I got to do that. So I'm
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 11: getting to the point I have to write stupid notes
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 11: about that stuff every day.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 4: I forgot to go to my final.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 3: Exam this morning.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 11: Oops.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 4: Actually, I didn't forget. I just had the wrong time.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 11: See, you got to write that shit down. I had
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 11: a paper. On your arm.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 4: No, I had a paper in my car. I just
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 4: misread it and memorized it wrong.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 10: How do you misread 8 to 10?
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 4: Well, there was an alternate time slot for people who
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 4: were in French and it was for last Thursday.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 2: Just show up and say you were in French.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but it was on Thursday. Oh, Lord.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 11: So, once again, thank you, Devin. I'm not sure how
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 11: most of the conversations we have get to the places
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 11: they go, but That's just why we don't get together.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 3: It wouldn't be Movie Meltdown if we didn't do that.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 4: We put the meltdown.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 11: Yeah, there's the reason the show is Movie Meltdown. Oh, Lord.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 4: Where we talk a little bit about movies and mostly
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 4: about other stuff.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 11: Mostly get sidetracked and not even remember where we started.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 3: We should be Movie Runaround.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 10: We wouldn't be as awesome as we are if we
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 10: were any other way.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 11: That's true. We're pretty damn awesome.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 4: I would be really bored.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 10: Actually, I probably would have quit this a long time ago.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 10: I've tried to quit. He won't let me.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 11: Damn straight. Oh, so yes, that was our feedback. Again,
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 11: we got the very specific stuff from Randy. Everybody else
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 11: was just sort of... Actually, we did just get the
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 11: Steve Guttenberg letter this past week. So thank you to
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 11: both of you and to everybody who's been writing in
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 11: the last few months. And we've just sort of collected
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 11: it up until we were all sitting here. So thank
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 11: you to everybody.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 4: Yay!
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 11: Again, yeah, to everybody else out there listening, if you
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 11: haven't written in, if you haven't written in a long time,
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 11: if you haven't called in, you know, we.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 2: Or if you're from other countries, we'd like to hear
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 2: from you.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 11: Yeah, really, all we've gotten is America and Australia, definitely.
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 11: We might have gotten Canada.
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 7: Was it Steve Guttenberg doing an Australian accent?
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 11: I don't think that was Steve Guttenberg.
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 4: I want Steve Guttenberg to call him.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 3: He could sit in on a show.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 11: He could. He's thoroughly invited.
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 10: Acting!
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 2: An Australian child molester. Now see, he's ruined for life.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 11: Thanks to Misty.
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 10: He's not really a child molester in real life. Veronica
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 10: Marzi is, goddammit. I'm so sensitive. I gotta be so
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 10: PC about it. You can't just call somebody a child
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 10: molester these days.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 1: God!
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 11: This is when it's gone too far. So, thank you
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 11: to all the child molesters out there. Actually, we did
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 11: put out an advertisement for them to sponsor, like, two
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 11: weeks ago.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 8: Child molesters?
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 11: That was Fred. Once again.
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 10: What?
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 11: Of crazy shit that Fred says. Yep. That was one
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 11: of them.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 10: I missed that.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 11: I don't remember that.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 10: I am not promoting child molestation in any way.
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 11: No, it's not funny. We may be joking about it,
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 11: but it's not funny.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 10: It's no laughing matter, even though we're laughing. Because we're
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 10: bad people.
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 11: We kind of are, but I think at this point,
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 11: 150 episodes in, you probably know that. Yeah.
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 10: They should drag every child molester out into the street
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 10: and shoot them.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 11: I'm up for that. As long as we get to
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 11: join in.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 3: That would be too clean and easy.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 10: They'd make it done and be over with.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 3: They'd be tortured.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 4: Beat them with maces.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 11: So we're going to send the government in.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 11: Thank you for the feedback. Please keep it coming.
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 4: Unless you're a child molester, then fuck off and don't bother.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 11: But send money.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah. I don't want child molester money.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 11: We won't know. It's coming through the internet. We do
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 11: have our PayPal account. I'm leaving that alone. Moving on. Oh,
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 11: now we'll take some of that. That's hot. Again, we're
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 11: still fighting to keep it going here. If you do
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 11: want to send donations, we do appreciate that. I know
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 11: many shows out there actually get a nice little campaign
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 11: going and get people uh sending in money i would
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 11: be glad to be one of those shows so if
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 11: you guys can uh find a way to uh add
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 11: us to your christmas list hey.
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  Speaker 10: We should send them christmas cards i'm all up for
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  Speaker 10: that we should sign.
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  Speaker 3: Them or if you're writing your will just include us
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  Speaker 3: as a little bit a small percentage.
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  Speaker 11: Okay try to screw your family out of most of
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  Speaker 11: it and send it all to us. You can give
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  Speaker 11: them the car or something, but cash... I don't know.
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  Speaker 10: I could use a new car.
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  Speaker 11: Any of the real assets you send to us and
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  Speaker 11: give them... We're like your family.
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  Speaker 3: You could even send us lottery tickets. That's okay.
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  Speaker 11: We'll take it at this point.
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  Speaker 10: Except for pennies. I don't like those. Don't send those.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, she's got a whole tirade about pennies. My in-laws
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  Speaker 7: will take us to a place that has a table
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  Speaker 7: that they love the restaurant and they have copper tables.
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  Speaker 7: And I can't eat there because I hate the smell
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  Speaker 7: of the table. And every single time I'm like, I can't,
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  Speaker 7: I can't. And, you know, it's a free meal.
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  Speaker 11: Send us free food. Randy sends us food. I don't
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  Speaker 11: know if the rest of it will keep, so just
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  Speaker 11: send us gift cards for Food Emporium.
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  Speaker 10: I like steak.
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  Speaker 11: There you go. Send her steak gift cards. We'll take
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  Speaker 11: just about anything. Just make sure it's nationwide so we
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  Speaker 11: can actually use it. Outback's good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of Australian, Outback is good.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, you know, authentic Australian food like Outback.
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  Speaker 10: See, I brought it all around town.
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  Speaker 11: Bring it around.
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  Speaker 3: And we'll drink a Foster's.
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  Speaker 10: I don't drink.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm having Diet Coke. Diet Coke, if you'd like
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  Speaker 11: to sponsor us, send it on over.
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  Speaker 10: I like Cherry Coke.
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  Speaker 11: There you go. We'll take it. But not this week,
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  Speaker 11: because we're sponsored by Red Velvet Milk.
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  Speaker 7: Nondescript brand Red Velvet Milk.
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  Speaker 11: Until the check comes, nondescript brand Red Velvet Milk.
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  Speaker 8: That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, kids, get out your recorder bins.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, man. Do it.
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  Speaker 11: Do it like Axl Rose style.
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  Speaker 10: I can't.
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  Speaker 11: Come on, do the shimmy back and forth.
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  Speaker 9: And, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Or do the last note of don't cry.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, do that for the next five minutes. Just do that.
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  Speaker 13: I can't.
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  Speaker 10: I'm embarrassed.
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  Speaker 19: .
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  Speaker 10: Now, if he had a
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  Speaker 10: microphone in my car when I'm driving home from work,
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  Speaker 10: he would totally hear me rocking it. Sitting in traffic
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  Speaker 10: for an hour.
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  Speaker 3: I hate that traffic.
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  Speaker 10: Get me going.
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  Speaker 11: I'm mad. That's a whole different thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, unless you're cussing at me over the phone about
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  Speaker 2: people in traffic.
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  Speaker 7: How bad that traffic's going to be when it snows.
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  Speaker 10: And me in my car listening to Get in the Ring.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 11: Skip that track. That track is terrible.
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  Speaker 10: The first part's awesome. I like the first part.
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  Speaker 11: You're just like imbitching at people.
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  Speaker 10: I like the first part.
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  Speaker 6: Set your pins to B2.
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  Speaker 10: Here is the message.
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  Speaker 11: All right, it is time for the Movie Outdown Secret
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  Speaker 11: Circle reveal of the next exciting feature. Next week, we
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  Speaker 11: will continue the Christmas festival with the Sofa Theater feature,
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  Speaker 11: the original 1974 Black Christmas.
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  Speaker 10: Fucking A.
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  Speaker 11: Fucking A.
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  Speaker 10: I love that movie, too. Olivia Hussey was so pretty.
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  Speaker 11: We'll get to her next week. All right, anything else?
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  Speaker 11: Give them your holiday send-off so we can get the
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  Speaker 11: hell out of here.
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  Speaker 10: Feliz Navidad.
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  Speaker 11: That's right.
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  Speaker 10: Merry fucking Christmas. For Misty. And everybody else.
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  Speaker 11: How do you say it in Hawaiian? What's the song?
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  Speaker 10: Malakalikimaka.
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  Speaker 2: How are you going to attempt it?
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  Speaker 3: I like Hawaii.
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  Speaker 11: I want to go there, too. So, yeah. Let's do
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  Speaker 11: it Hawaiian style.
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  Speaker 3: Otherwise, what about Dylan?
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  Speaker 11: We will return next week. Same geek time, same geek feed.
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  Speaker 11: Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 19: Malakalikimaka is a thing to say. On a bright Hawaiian
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  Speaker 19: Christmas day That's the island greeting that we send to
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  Speaker 19: you From the land where palm trees sway Here we
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  Speaker 19: know that Christmas will be green and bright The sun
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  Speaker 19: to shine by day and all the stars at night
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  Speaker 19: Mele Kalikimaka is a wise way to say Merry Christmas
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  Speaker 19: to you.
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  Speaker 12: Mele Kalikimaka is a thing to say on a bright
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  Speaker 12: Hawaiian Christmas day. That's the island greeting that we send
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  Speaker 12: to you from the land where palm trees sway Here
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  Speaker 12: we know that Christmas will be green and bright The
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  Speaker 12: sun to shine by day and all the stars at
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  Speaker 12: night Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas
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  Speaker 12: to you.
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  Speaker 3: Here we know that Christmas will.
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  Speaker 11: Be green and bright.
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  Speaker 12: The sun to shine by day and all the stars
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  Speaker 12: at night.
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  Speaker 19: Belly-killy-key-mocker is a wise way to say Merry Christmas to you.
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  Speaker 10: Mele Kalikimaka is.
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  Speaker 12: A thing to say On a bright Hawaiian Christmas.
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  Speaker 10: Day That's the island greeting that we.
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  Speaker 12: Send to you From the land where palm trees.
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  Speaker 19: Sway Here we know that Christmas will be green and
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  Speaker 19: bright The.
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  Speaker 12: Sun to shine by day and all the stars at night.
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  Speaker 15: Mele Kalikimaka is a wise way to say Merry Christmas.
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  Speaker 19: A very Merry Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: A very, very Merry, Merry Christmas to you. I've got
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  Speaker 3: a little mound thing underneath my seat.
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  Speaker 11: You can eat that if you want.
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  Speaker 10: I just didn't want to get left there and get
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  Speaker 10: up and step on it or something.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, Greg, you made a perfect little square.
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  Speaker 3: If I can poop perfect little squares, I'm in business.
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  Speaker 10: Because we can't go more than ten minutes without talking
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  Speaker 10: about poop. Well, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Who's going to buy square poop, really? I mean, you're
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  Speaker 3: still going to be shit out of luck.
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