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STIMULATED: MALE ASSUMPTIONS THAT ARE WRONG · Relatables

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Speaker 1: All right, Jake, tell me how you would feel in
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Speaker 1: this scenario. You are driving to work. Say you have
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Speaker 1: a job. You're driving to work, you're about five minutes late,
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Speaker 1: you start at nine o'clock and it's about eight fifty five.
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Speaker 1: You're trying to find a park and then just out
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Speaker 1: of nowhere, a bike rider comes past, and to make
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Speaker 1: it even worse, it's now an electric bike, so he
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Speaker 1: thinks he's a car. How do you feel, stimulator, We're
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Speaker 1: back again. Fuck bike rider. Honestly, that has been my
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Speaker 1: biggest pet peeve recently, So PSA, anyone who likes bike
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Speaker 1: riders probably isn't gonna like this podcast because we hate Yeah.
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Speaker 2: No, actually there's a few episodes but were we were
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Speaker 2: actively against road bike.
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Speaker 1: But what has been happening to me recently is with
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Speaker 1: the invention of electric bikes, kids, all the kids and
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Speaker 1: all these people will think they're cars because they can
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Speaker 1: go like forty k's an hour. I'm like, mate, get
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Speaker 1: out of the way.
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Speaker 2: I've been seeing kids on these fat Boy electric bike
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Speaker 2: funny brand name went fat Boy Electric bikes, and they're
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Speaker 2: like year six up maybe up to fifteen years old.
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Speaker 1: Riding on the road.
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Speaker 2: No helmet, no shoes, just bodies coming from the beach.
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Speaker 1: What my mom made me wear the ugliest helmet same,
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Speaker 1: I had one from like Audi. I had the.
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Speaker 2: Worst bike helmet when I was driving. I used to
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Speaker 2: ride my pushbike everywhere my mates and I got caught
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Speaker 2: one time. I used to okay, I used to take it.
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Speaker 2: Then I'd put it on my handlebars and not wear it.
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Speaker 2: Not to wear a helmet, and I was like, my fuck,
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Speaker 2: I'm not wearing this helmet. I ride past my own
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Speaker 2: house one day on the road as well, dickhead right.
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Speaker 1: On the road. Mistake.
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Speaker 2: I get back that afternoon. I'm oblivious. I'm obliter I
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Speaker 2: think I've gotten away with it. As soon as I
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Speaker 2: walking to it, I.
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Speaker 1: Hear Jake Mitchell Kraig. I still didn't know because it
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Speaker 1: happened so long ago.
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Speaker 2: And then they go, we saw you riding past the
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Speaker 2: house with that helmet. If we catch you again. I
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Speaker 2: got scared into wearing that fucking hat.
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Speaker 1: You need to know your surroundings. As soon as you're
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Speaker 1: in the vicinity of your house, pull over helmet on. Oh.
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Speaker 1: I had such a good day riding my bike with
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Speaker 1: my helmet on. I had a light on mine. That's
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Speaker 1: how committed I was when I got dark mate, a
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Speaker 1: little flashing light on the back. I ended up getting them.
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Speaker 2: I made them get me a skateboard helmet, one of
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Speaker 2: those ones without like a visor.
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Speaker 1: I just get like and I was like this, if
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Speaker 1: I'm wearing one, I'm going to look as cool as possible.
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Speaker 1: I also think like electric bike takes away the fun
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Speaker 1: of writing and the would be fun, but like the
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Speaker 1: health and fitness side of things. If I was a parent, man,
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Speaker 1: it's a good point. It's probably called a fat boy
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Speaker 1: for a reason. Mate, Oh shots fun. That's probably the
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Speaker 1: name because you don't pedal. Actually is probably a good
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Speaker 1: reason to prefer to me name that. Yeah, but we
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Speaker 1: are starting today, which is actually very fitting with the
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Speaker 1: IG question of the week, which is things mums would
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Speaker 1: never say and you kick things.
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Speaker 2: I can relate to a lot of yeah, you kick
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Speaker 2: things off things mums would never say. Classic one, you're
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Speaker 2: my favorite child.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I feel like I've always wanted to hear that,
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Speaker 1: but maybe I couldn't if they said, my brother, Oh,
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Speaker 1: it's you.
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Speaker 2: If you're asking, and you're I only ever tell I
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Speaker 2: only ever ask my parents if I'm their favorite child,
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Speaker 2: if I am at that point in time confident that
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Speaker 2: they're going to say me, okay, they've never They always
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Speaker 2: say we don't have one, right, I know they have one,
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Speaker 2: fucking liars, because I know I'm gonna have one.
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Speaker 1: I feel like dads are always about to like.
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Speaker 2: They're about to about to say it, and then it's
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Speaker 2: like the mom can like but if you're confident enough, right,
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Speaker 2: if you have the confidence to ask one of your
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Speaker 2: parents if you're their favorite child, and then they say
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Speaker 2: the other one like you got to may as well
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Speaker 2: leave when you finish union and have your degree in
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Speaker 2: like I don't know, architecture or something.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, your mom and dad like honestly, like who's your favorite?
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Speaker 1: And the other ones like homeless, like buy a house? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: then ask so Eden.
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Speaker 2: Eden's currently fucking riding way above you. You're still at
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Speaker 2: home house two kids? Like he's engaged, Yeah, eating the
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Speaker 2: closest to give him a grand.
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Speaker 1: Can I'm not asking anytime soon? Yeah? Fair, I wouldn't. Well,
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Speaker 1: we got free shapes today, mate, don't you You know
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Speaker 1: that's a good way to get your dad's good book.
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Speaker 1: And you know how I'll get into good books. I'll
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Speaker 1: takehim home. But my dad, he's back to shape from
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Speaker 1: my job. Well, it's just sick. Who's your favorite child? Off?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, just add he was your favorite child again as
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Speaker 2: he's eating the shade. Yeah, he's probably like ho and
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Speaker 2: seed for a while.
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Speaker 1: I wish he would call me all right things. Moms
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Speaker 1: would never say your actual name on the first try. Oh, fact,
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Speaker 1: such a good one. Stop. They always call me my
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Speaker 1: dog too, Like why how can you get us confused?
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Speaker 1: Look at him? Look at me? How do we look
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Speaker 1: such an It's yeah, it is, I actually. Yeah. When
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Speaker 1: they're angry, they strong it must suck to be like
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Speaker 1: one of six, Like I'm one of two. It's like
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Speaker 1: a fifty to fifty.
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Speaker 2: Yeah I was when I was in Canada. I was
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Speaker 2: one of four with my sister's name. But no, they say,
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Speaker 2: they'll keep confused you. I mean what my mum used
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Speaker 2: to babysit a like family friend's kid that was the
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Speaker 2: same age as my younger brother and before they had
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Speaker 2: started school, and they should baby. I think there was
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Speaker 2: a time where she was just like this. Mum was
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Speaker 2: paying her a baby sitter kid each day so she
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Speaker 2: could go to work and cheaper than childcare, and then
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Speaker 2: I remember I don't remember his name, so his name
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Speaker 2: was like Ronan or something.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I could come up with Ronan. What are you
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Speaker 1: going to say? Ryan? I should have said like Jason, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Ryan's good. Sorry, So no fucking idea. Ah.
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Speaker 2: I remember one day she called me Ronan and I
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Speaker 2: was like, seriously, he's not even I was like, Mom,
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Speaker 2: he's not even.
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Speaker 1: Your Yeah, come on. It is good though, because it's
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Speaker 1: normally when your mom's really angry and then as soon
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Speaker 1: as she says the other name, you take the piss
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Speaker 1: out of her.
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Speaker 2: How good is it when your mom's angry okay, but
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Speaker 2: she's angry at your brother and she says like ohdie
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Speaker 2: yeah because she's mad at Eden. Yeah okay, and then
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Speaker 2: she goes, wait, no eat it and like thanks, yeah, literally,
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Speaker 2: thank god happened to me all the time. Oh yeah, okay.
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Speaker 2: Things your mum would never say. What's your body count?
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Speaker 1: I hope fucking hopes. Imagine that going to I certainly hope.
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Speaker 1: So going to your son or your daughter, it's like, so,
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Speaker 1: what's your bodycout? Imagine you go like ten, She goes,
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Speaker 1: you gotta bump those numbers up. That's rookie numbers. It's
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Speaker 1: something your grandma would say, so because they have no filter.
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Speaker 1: What's your BodyCount on it? I'll be like, fucking more
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Speaker 1: than you can comprehend. Your grandma said, she's like how
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Speaker 1: old are you? No, no, no, you say how old are.
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Speaker 2: She's like eighty half that yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: You go see if you make it my body count.
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Speaker 2: No, no, no, she goes ay, and just like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: there's no way you're making it to my body count.
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Speaker 1: That's wild. Things Moms would never say, you drink too
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Speaker 1: much water?
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Speaker 2: Oh, in fact, things boyfriends would never say, yeah, but.
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Speaker 1: I was thinking about it. Do you reckon? Your mom
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Speaker 1: would say to you, like Joanna, your sister, like when
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Speaker 1: she's like I've got a headache, Like, oh, have you
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Speaker 1: drunk too much water today? She'd be like that damn phone,
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Speaker 1: I saw so many of your phone didn't give you
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Speaker 1: that headache. Her phone's doing great things for you.
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Speaker 2: Things mums would never say, let's get McDonald come on.
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Speaker 1: I wish, I wish, I wish. The best thing about
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Speaker 1: my childhood was I used to do little athletics, and
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Speaker 1: each week the person with the most PBS compared to
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Speaker 1: last week because they tracked everything got a free McDonald's
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Speaker 1: boucher and it was just like you're there for fitness.
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Speaker 1: It was you either got a chicken snack wrap and
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Speaker 1: I think like six nuggets or I can't remember what
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Speaker 1: the other option was, but I always went the chicken
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Speaker 1: stack rap and I was healthy from day one. I
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Speaker 1: would never get macas with mum really, but whenever I
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Speaker 1: would win this peb thing. And then but the other
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Speaker 1: thing was my brother did little athletics too, so he
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Speaker 1: would win. So when one of us was winning, the
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Speaker 1: other one got Macas two and I was like, this
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Speaker 1: is the best system.
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Speaker 2: And you guys are both pretty fucking good, so you
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Speaker 2: must have been consistent. Your brother's a beast at long
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Speaker 2: distance as well.
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Speaker 1: I'm surprised, mate, I'm not chubby. I was like, this
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Speaker 1: is it made me like lovely athletics. I'm like, let's
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Speaker 1: get a peep. That's actually funny.
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Speaker 2: Things moms would never say, don't worry about your fate.
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Speaker 1: Just enjoy your twenties. Don't worry about your fate. Why
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Speaker 1: mom's always stressed about their kids fate? They are they
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Speaker 1: are too. I remember when we're starting this podcast, no
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Speaker 1: shade of my mum. But she's just always she didn't
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Speaker 1: understand what it was. And she always used to say, like,
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Speaker 1: when you when are you going to go.
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Speaker 2: On?
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Speaker 1: You know you have thirty minutes? What are you going
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Speaker 1: to work full time? This is faith. I've got a plan.
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Speaker 1: I haven't known it for a while, which is good.
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Speaker 1: You can't see the vision. You can't see the vision.
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Speaker 1: They never do things. Mum would never say, you're right,
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Oh, facts, facts. I swear, like, I know
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Speaker 1: it's hard in a relationship to say you were right,
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, mate. A mom will never say no. They
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Speaker 1: will never ever, even if you have evidence. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: they're not saying anything. That is such a good point.
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Speaker 1: I swear I've caught my mom out even with like
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Speaker 1: when she's like arg with my brother or my dad
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Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm like, he didn't stay out of this.
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Speaker 2: You're like, wait, do you know fucking hell things your
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Speaker 2: mum would never say? This is to a son, just
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Speaker 2: the word no. Moms and their sons, moms and their sons.
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Speaker 2: I think there's a fine line too, just becomes icky.
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Speaker 2: I know, yeah, when they're so Actually, Maddie, Maddie and
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Speaker 2: I talked about it because I got her on Passenger Princess,
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Speaker 2: and she was talking about I think something about dating
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Speaker 2: a guy.
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Speaker 1: That's a muma's boy. Yeah, I think that's what we're
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Speaker 1: talking about. She said.
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Speaker 2: It just gets She's like, I just try and get
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Speaker 2: on the mom's good side straight away, because like when
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Speaker 2: a mum gets jealous of her son because he's seeing someone,
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Speaker 2: it's the biggest.
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Speaker 1: Dick I can imagine. Yeah, I'd find that so wicky. Like,
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Speaker 1: imagine the way you're acting.
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Speaker 2: Is like, is jealousy because your son seeing someone, your
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Speaker 2: grown ass son?
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Speaker 1: That's insane. Yeah, at least she still gets to do
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Speaker 1: his washing. They always do.
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Speaker 2: Good.
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Speaker 1: Boy, does our friend do his own washing? Do we
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Speaker 1: know we used to live with a friend. He wouldn't
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Speaker 1: do it. His girlfriend would do it. Do you reckon?
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Speaker 1: His girlfriend doesn't. There's no way he does it. It's
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Speaker 1: not good. But at least it's not his mom things.
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Speaker 1: Moms would never say, yeah, I approve of him. Oh yeah, right,
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Speaker 1: I wonder. I was like thinking, I wonder, we've obviously
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Speaker 1: never experienced the girl bringing home another man. Yeah, would
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Speaker 1: be a very different dynamic. But as soon as he leaves,
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Speaker 1: the mom would never say yeah, I prove him.
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Speaker 2: Let me think about this, and we know there's a
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Speaker 2: lot of trash man out there. Well, we know that's no,
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Speaker 2: that's true. I'm trying to think how I the only
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Speaker 2: equivalent is how we would feel if our daughter brought
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Speaker 2: someone out, because it's kind of like, yeah, no, that's
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Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
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Speaker 1: Let me get in the mind of being having a daughter.
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Speaker 1: I'd be mad protective. I think I would too. Is
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Speaker 1: that sort of like with the mum to the son
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Speaker 1: though that we'll just nod like it's the whole saying
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Speaker 1: is mothers and their sons and then fathers than his dads. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I think I'm going to be protective. Could he not be?
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Speaker 1: It's your baby girl? What type of guy would you
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Speaker 1: want your daughter to bring home? I'm thinking like none,
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Speaker 1: And I was thinking like he cell Obviously it's going
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Speaker 1: to have to happen. Let's get mature. Doesn't have to happen.
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Speaker 1: Why does it have to get mature? What type of man?
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Speaker 1: If you had to pick, I'm thinking like studying engineering, loves.
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Speaker 2: Like he looks a bit pale, like I reckon, a
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Speaker 2: struggling young podcaster is just trying to make his way
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Speaker 2: in the world would do just nicely, just think we're fine.
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Speaker 1: If this didn't go good, I think we'd looked terrible.
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Speaker 1: We still probably look terrible. Yeah, no, we got to
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Speaker 1: show for it. Yeah, I still drive a get mate.
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Speaker 1: We've got heaps of packs of shape. Today. It's a
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Speaker 1: fair point, like eight pa, that's a good point. That
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Speaker 1: was a good days. He's a good day to have
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Speaker 1: a podcast mate.
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Speaker 2: Things moms would never say, You shouldn't go to school
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Speaker 2: if you're sick.
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Speaker 1: Oh I have today, You don't need to go to school. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: something about them thinking that school is the b end
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Speaker 1: of everything, the end of all. I actually want to
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Speaker 1: know what's funny. I got an apology.
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Speaker 2: It's my stepmom, granted, but I did get apology from
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Speaker 2: her once about being wrong.
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Speaker 1: We were talking about earlier how they never apologized with. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: One day I woke up, I.
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Speaker 2: Had like some really important Year ten exams, and I
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Speaker 2: remember a note got sent home to our parents saying,
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Speaker 2: your child cannot miss today. Yeah, all right, there was
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Speaker 2: three days of this week that your child could not
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Speaker 2: miss and you can always miss it.
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Speaker 1: And I it's just so the teachers don't have to
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Speaker 1: do more work. It's actually such a good point. Okay.
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Speaker 2: They're like, these are important your child cannot miss this day.
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Speaker 2: I woke up, can't even explain to you how sare
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Speaker 2: My throat was okay, and it was so so, so,
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Speaker 2: so so sore. They knew I had exams this day,
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Speaker 2: and so both my parents thought that I was faking it.
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Speaker 2: My dad was driving an hour away from work to
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Speaker 2: go meet the client. This client is a doctor, and
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Speaker 2: so Dad goes, if you want the day off, you
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Speaker 2: have to come to work with me, and I'll get
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Speaker 2: him to check your check check check you out. So random,
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Speaker 2: but yeah, and I was like and I was like
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Speaker 2: fucking done, Like I feel like shit, Yeah, looked down
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Speaker 2: my throat. Yeah. I was like, I'll open that straight up.
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Speaker 2: I don't even care and then put anything in there.
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Speaker 2: And so my dad goes in. I'm feeling like absolutely
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Speaker 2: dog shit. I go in, sit down and go say.
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Speaker 2: He's like, what's up, and I'm like, my throat killing me.
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Speaker 2: Open my mouth. He looks in it for half a second,
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Speaker 2: he goes, well, yeah, infected, and then it comes out.
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Speaker 2: He goes to me Dad, He's like no, no, He's
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Speaker 2: like fucked up. He's really like, we need to get
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Speaker 2: him numbing spray and antibiotics, and I get home and
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Speaker 2: my stepmum apologized, oh really because she was pissed at me,
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Speaker 2: and she was like, you'll go to school and I
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Speaker 2: was like.
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Speaker 1: I can't. Fucked must be a step mom thing. I
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Speaker 1: don't know. Moms would never Yeah, they never would. That's funny.
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Speaker 1: Things moms would never say, I'm proud of you. I'm sorry.
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Speaker 1: I am sorry, not me, but I feel like that's relatable.
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Speaker 1: I am sorry.
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Speaker 2: That I need to send that we're proud of you.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're proud of you. Who ever said that we
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Speaker 1: are proud of you? Yeah, I'm a mom, mummy? Yeah, audio, Okay, mummy,
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Speaker 1: I'm proud of all the baddies listening right now. Things
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Speaker 1: your mum would never say. You don't have to clean
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Speaker 1: your room. The guests won't see it anyway. What is
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Speaker 1: with that? We're having guests over or do you clean
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Speaker 1: your room? I know? Are they going to come and
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Speaker 1: sit in here? No? Do you want to bring the
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Speaker 1: table up?
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Speaker 2: My room is Do you want to bring the chuck
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Speaker 2: hootery board up here? My room is the worst in
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Speaker 2: the house. Why are we sitting in here?
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Speaker 1: You'd be like well, actually, let me just say what
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Speaker 1: did you say? Say that again? Or do you go
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Speaker 1: clean your And I'd stop at your and be like,
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Speaker 1: well that word again.
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Speaker 2: You're oh, so it's my room. It's my room, is it?
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Speaker 2: I get it's your house, but it's my room.
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Speaker 1: Kids are brats. But I can't wait out these fights.
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Speaker 1: I'm out. We've said all mine, like subconsciously.
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Speaker 2: Okay, last one things your mum would never say, Oh no,
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Speaker 2: that won't do.
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Speaker 1: Put a shorter skirt on. Oh I wonder it must
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Speaker 1: be I've seen heaps of tiktoks where like girls have
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Speaker 1: to go out with like baggy as like jeans and
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Speaker 1: oversized tea and then they take it off and then
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Speaker 1: they just like a ten yeah they were great, yeah yeah,
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Speaker 1: yeah yeah, fuck. It must be. It must be tricky.
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Speaker 1: But like looking at it as from our dad's side
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Speaker 1: as well, like I don't know, especially their generation where
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Speaker 1: like I don't know.
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Speaker 2: Skin with skin was like good, well think about it though, right,
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Speaker 2: like we I'm scared. I'm scared to be a parent, right,
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Speaker 2: but I'm I'm years see away from even having a kid. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: and then from when you have the kid, you're fifteen
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Speaker 2: years away from even having those conversations, So got.
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Speaker 1: Will let me worry about it the night before, something
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Speaker 1: about my like I don't know my personality, or like
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Speaker 1: I just feel like I'm gonna be chill, or like
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Speaker 1: she's just doing her if you ever.
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Speaker 2: Sometimes I sit down and think like I don't want
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Speaker 2: to be chill.
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Speaker 1: I'm really I don't think I'll be phased at all,
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Speaker 1: Like with what she's wearing. I'll just be like as evil.
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Speaker 1: I'll probably put it on my mind. On the mom
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Speaker 1: I'll be like, if you care, you say something, but
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Speaker 1: I'm if she's if she's confident what she's wearing, and
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Speaker 1: you'll say, we need to be a unit here you want,
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Speaker 1: don't give me and I give me now. But I'll
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Speaker 1: be like, the real answer, If she's confident, that's all
16:23
Speaker 1: that matters. Yeah, but ever I can see her, but no,
16:25
Speaker 1: they can't. She can't even bend drop her phone. She
16:29
Speaker 1: doesn't have a phone. I told her, no, that was
16:31
Speaker 1: my boundary.
16:34
Speaker 2: Fair enough, fair enough, okay, guys. Next up on the
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Speaker 2: menu is male assumptions.
16:47
Speaker 1: That are wrong. No, no, no, no no. What we had
16:51
Speaker 1: the garlic bread and now I'm just week I'm sitting
16:54
Speaker 1: there for my snitz last week. You did that action
16:57
Speaker 1: of no, no, no no a couple of times. Yeah, or
17:00
Speaker 1: one of them was for.
17:01
Speaker 2: Like girl snacks, Yeah, girl snacks, or their little dance
17:04
Speaker 2: happy dance.
17:06
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no.
17:06
Speaker 2: And I I think I purposely didn't put it in
17:09
Speaker 2: a clip for your own.
17:11
Speaker 1: Sake, because you need to see that on the camera. Yeah,
17:15
Speaker 1: you're gonna be a ship dad. You maybe lose confidence
17:19
Speaker 1: all my confidence a lot for these segments gone down
17:21
Speaker 1: the drain. Well, I was I was happy with what
17:23
Speaker 1: I said. I was happy with what I said. Let
17:26
Speaker 1: me let me let me die sad it again. Let's
17:28
Speaker 1: start tog out list to gog. What am I doing?
17:30
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no no no. I just
17:36
Speaker 1: had my garlic bread and I'm sitting now for my snitzel.
17:38
Speaker 1: I've got gravy around my face. I'm ready to talk
17:40
Speaker 1: about male assumptions that are wrong. Love it. Let's go.
17:43
Speaker 1: Male assumptions that are wrong. No means I should try
17:47
Speaker 1: a little bit more facts. No means no.
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Speaker 2: Male hears no, and they hear maybe no means fucking no. Bro. Yes, Wow,
17:58
Speaker 2: that's a good one. Male assumptions that are wrong. This
18:03
Speaker 2: is a guy I think kind of by thinking in
18:05
Speaker 2: his head, Okay, oh I do ninety five percent of
18:09
Speaker 2: things right. Therefore that justifies the five percent of things
18:13
Speaker 2: that I do knowingly wrong. Is that you're thinking, No,
18:16
Speaker 2: that's not my thinking. Oh I swear you say it
18:18
Speaker 2: on the girl's bathroom, Like no, that's what I know.
18:20
Speaker 2: I have to catch myself right, right, right, it's fucking
18:23
Speaker 2: so it's like I catch I get if I'm doing.
18:27
Speaker 2: If I do something wrong, then to be fair, this
18:30
Speaker 2: is knowingly wrong. If I do something unknowingly wrong and
18:34
Speaker 2: say Beth says something about it or Joanna says something
18:36
Speaker 2: about it.
18:36
Speaker 1: Like my first thing is just like fuck, I do
18:39
Speaker 1: so much right.
18:40
Speaker 2: I try so hard, but then I need to before
18:43
Speaker 2: I come out trying and defend myself, I have to
18:44
Speaker 2: remember like, okay, but I'm still allowed to do things
18:46
Speaker 2: wrong and be wrong. Yeah, it's the hardest thing of it.
18:49
Speaker 2: But I find you always like so many guys will
18:51
Speaker 2: be like, oh I do ninety five percent things right,
18:54
Speaker 2: like I can get a couple of things wrong, and
18:57
Speaker 2: like a lot of the dilemmas we get is like
18:59
Speaker 2: he's perfect, but wrongs are still wrong.
19:02
Speaker 1: Wrongs are still fucking wrong. You can be so right,
19:04
Speaker 1: but you can still do something wrong.
19:05
Speaker 2: You don't have to be one hundred percent, but you
19:06
Speaker 2: can't knowingly do something wrong and justify it by being like, yeah,
19:09
Speaker 2: but I treat you so well, you.
19:10
Speaker 1: Can't justify it. Yeah, except that you are allowed to
19:14
Speaker 1: do things wrong and you can make people feel bad
19:16
Speaker 1: even if you're perfect otherwise.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
19:17
Speaker 1: Yeah, Male assumptions that are wrong. As soon as we
19:21
Speaker 1: start dating, I can stop putting effort into myself.
19:26
Speaker 2: Good one, good one. Guys let themselves go, I know,
19:31
Speaker 2: like weekly.
19:32
Speaker 1: You can also put that on, Like, as soon as
19:35
Speaker 1: we start dating, I can stop trying in the relationship.
19:37
Speaker 1: Yeah that's actually a good point. Mate, I get chubby,
19:40
Speaker 1: and now I'm not taking you on dates because we're dating.
19:44
Speaker 1: Just love me.
19:47
Speaker 2: Male assumptions that are wrong. My girlfriend hasn't given me
19:51
Speaker 2: a schedule for the day. That must mean we're going
19:53
Speaker 2: with the flow. Yeah, that's wrong.
19:57
Speaker 1: That's right, isn't wrong.
19:59
Speaker 2: I swear she has a made up schedule in your
20:01
Speaker 2: in her head, and if you do not abide by
20:03
Speaker 2: said schedule, you're fucked.
20:04
Speaker 1: Oh I just assumed that men, we were going with
20:08
Speaker 1: the flow. Yes, whatever, male assumptions that are wrong. Women
20:13
Speaker 1: aren't funny. Oh wait, dude, guys always say that. I know, wow,
20:21
Speaker 1: and my girlfriend has made me laugh at least once.
20:26
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. Girls are funny. Yeah, no, I find I
20:29
Speaker 1: find my girlfriend to be very funny. Yeah. I think Maddie,
20:32
Speaker 1: our manager, is fucking funny. Yeah. I think girl's sense
20:34
Speaker 1: of humor adds so much value to every conversation. No,
20:38
Speaker 1: facts that that's yeah, that's guys do say that. Yeah,
20:41
Speaker 1: they say the girls aren't funny. We just like control.
20:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, but guys are like, please, don't take the only
20:46
Speaker 2: thing we have. Yeah, don't take the only thing we have.
20:51
Speaker 1: Male assumptions that are wrong.
20:54
Speaker 2: In my head, she's my girlfriend, so it's only safe
20:57
Speaker 2: to assume that she feels the same. Ah, So I
20:59
Speaker 2: don't think I will ask it to be my girlfriend.
21:03
Speaker 2: Facts that one.
21:06
Speaker 1: That's like saying let's just put a date on it.
21:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've did that once in a fast relationships.
21:12
Speaker 1: We all learn, though, we all learn. Hopefully people learn
21:15
Speaker 1: from this podcast not doing it to a girl. Yeah no, hopefully.
21:19
Speaker 1: Male assumptions that are wrong. Women are always flattered by
21:23
Speaker 1: attention from guys. Oh fuck, that's a good one.
21:28
Speaker 2: Okay with hate today? Yeah you did, Okay, I got
21:30
Speaker 2: a good one to follow that up. Male assumptions that
21:32
Speaker 2: are wrong. Girls wear makeup and dress nice to impress
21:36
Speaker 2: other guys.
21:36
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's so wrong. And in my naivity of
21:40
Speaker 1: being like seven and eighteen, I used to think that same.
21:42
Speaker 1: I actually did as well.
21:43
Speaker 2: I learned that and now it's kind of like, wait,
21:47
Speaker 2: I dress nice because I just want to feel good.
21:49
Speaker 1: Yes, oh everyone must do that. Yeah, what the fuck
21:53
Speaker 1: are we so weird? I don't know. It's something about
21:56
Speaker 1: I don't even know why we think like that. It's weird. Hey,
22:00
Speaker 1: got a couple more male assumptions that are wrong. Women
22:04
Speaker 1: want to be taken care of. Ooh, that can be
22:07
Speaker 1: taken both ways. It's cool. That's interesting because like some
22:10
Speaker 1: actually might some do, yeah, but some don't. So I
22:13
Speaker 1: don't think we should assume. Oh no, no, you can't assume.
22:15
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, no no, that's a good point. Actually,
22:17
Speaker 1: I think a lot of men think, like, I just
22:20
Speaker 1: need to provide for it and she'll be happy. Yeah.
22:22
Speaker 1: Where's a lot of women like their independence. They like
22:24
Speaker 1: having their own job, their own lives.
22:25
Speaker 2: Obviously, Male assumptions that are wrong, feeling the weight and
22:36
Speaker 2: need maybe to be the provider. Oh yeah, assuming that
22:41
Speaker 2: you need to be the breadwinner, the provider the Yeah,
22:45
Speaker 2: that's actually like, I guess that's one that's kind of
22:47
Speaker 2: like we're saying, I don't know.
22:49
Speaker 1: Talk about it, yeah, talk about it. Yeah.
22:52
Speaker 2: Male assumptions that are wrong. It's my last one. The
22:55
Speaker 2: louder my car is, the more girls I'll get.
23:00
Speaker 1: I fucking hate those cars that are super loud. Whoever
23:03
Speaker 1: is driving those cars has never talked to a girl. Facts, Ah,
23:08
Speaker 1: gives me the yicks. I'm like, just mind of my
23:11
Speaker 1: own business. The pub, I'm having a snitty like I'm
23:14
Speaker 1: about to finish my sneer and goes h and I'm like, yeah,
23:17
Speaker 1: the small willy fucking oath. He does another.
23:20
Speaker 2: Asumptions that are wrong, all right, The bigger the truck,
23:24
Speaker 2: the more the girls.
23:25
Speaker 1: Bullshit. Yes, the bigger the tires, the more girls you get. Bullshit.
23:31
Speaker 1: Fucking hell.
23:32
Speaker 2: Half the time you see one of those big, massive
23:35
Speaker 2: trucks roll past, right, it's like a guy hops out
23:39
Speaker 2: and he's like five five yeah, and you're like, dude.
23:42
Speaker 1: You had to buy a step ladder to get in that.
23:45
Speaker 1: How about chill. I know, I know, I know. Made
23:49
Speaker 1: heart doesn't always matter does when he does a big truck.
23:53
Speaker 1: I'm out as well. Thank you everybody for listening. Oh
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Speaker 1: we love you. That was stimulated. Stay bad
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