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38 - S2 Ep13: The Stan Who Came To Dinner · On The Lanai

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Hey, party people, what's going on?
• 0:02
  Speaker 2: Woop woop party party over here? Partying on the Lunai. Bye,
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: hey Aaron, welcome to the party. Hi, so you brought
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: your Mountain dew to party.
• 0:21
  Speaker 3: This is what I do at parties. I sit in
• 0:23
  Speaker 3: the corner and hold my drink.
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  Speaker 2: You shit in the corner.
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  Speaker 3: I sit in a corner, hold on my drink.
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  Speaker 4: I used to read my kindle on my phone in
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  Speaker 4: the corner in trouble a few people.
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: Do you know what you do at parties?
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  Speaker 2: You talk to other people fucking wach Oh.
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  Speaker 3: My god, are you crazy? Other people are the worst?
• 0:43
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: That's true. On the Lunai is part of the Odd
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: Pods media network.
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. I am excellent at a party, as
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure you would imagine.
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  Speaker 2: I am until i'm my battery runs out, and then
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: I need to go be an introvim. Yeah, I'm done.
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: If a party is rocking, I keep knocking. I will
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  Speaker 1: go all night, man, I will just I can. I
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  Speaker 1: will be one of the last people at a party
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  Speaker 1: like pretty consistently.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I've donege.
• 1:34
  Speaker 4: I went to bed at ten o'clock out of New
• 1:36
  Speaker 4: Year's Eve party, told them to wake me up just
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  Speaker 4: before midnight?
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  Speaker 2: Did they wake here?
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  Speaker 3: So here are the rules. It has to be like
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  Speaker 3: ten or less people, and they have to be all
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  Speaker 3: people that I know. And then I'm going to be
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  Speaker 3: like bouncing off the walls crazy and just losing my
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  Speaker 3: mind and like trying to make people laugh, having a
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  Speaker 3: great time.
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  Speaker 2: So if you count eleven, if.
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: There's more than if there's if there's more, it's it's
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  Speaker 3: it's not like a counting thing, like I don't exactly
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  Speaker 3: go eleven. Nope, going to when.
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  Speaker 4: There's lots of people you don't know, it makes you uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 3: Shut the fuck down, Just stand in the corner and
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  Speaker 3: just wait for the inevitable person to acknowledge my existence
• 2:22
  Speaker 3: and acknowledge theirs. And then when it is the appropriate
• 2:26
  Speaker 3: time to wait, wait for the appropriate time to like, I.
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  Speaker 1: Love, I love. Look, I'm better on like first meeting.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, the longer you know me, the harder it
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  Speaker 1: is to stay my friend. So I feel like parties
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  Speaker 1: are where I'm at my finest.
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  Speaker 2: We're all laughing because it's true.
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  Speaker 3: It's so funny you would say that because our first
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  Speaker 3: meeting is generally like my favorite memory of you optimal
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  Speaker 3: erin yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But you've had you've had other good times with me,
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: but she'll just such a crazy But.
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  Speaker 3: It's depreciating in value as time goes on.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, oh this gold rub right off.
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  Speaker 1: Listener, Chocolate listeners. You can tell that these three people
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: are in like my top like ten people in the world,
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: or they wouldn't be allowed to talk to me like this.
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  Speaker 2: We'll talk to you this when you'll like it. God
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: damn it.
• 3:37
  Speaker 4: We've been through the trenches. It's okay.
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: We've seen some ship. Yeah, speaking speaking of seeing some ship,
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: everybody's favorites back for this episode we're gonna watch today.
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: You guys are excited.
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: Fuck Daddy's here because we have a stand episode. Do
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: you still enjoy being our stand I'm Stan.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, everybody, Hey, it's me. It's me Stan.
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  Speaker 1: You know that we love you so much, mister Randolph
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: that you usurped Eddie Pence. Eddie Pence was originally slotted
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: to be our Stan, and then we brought you in
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: from that episode that we kept you. He's basically Coco.
• 4:24
  Speaker 1: We've never even had him on the show yet. He's
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: because he has a child with a sports ye abbot.
• 4:32
  Speaker 3: An unfortunate sports habit, he has a family.
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's I mean, you have responsibilities to Iron.
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: You have to record after this.
• 4:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have another podcast to immediately run too.
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: So yes, you're an acclaimed author and gifted podcaster.
• 4:51
  Speaker 4: He's a machine.
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: The machine is so weird because we have a machina,
• 4:58
  Speaker 1: Gina the editor.
• 4:59
  Speaker 2: What we were stretch. I didn't like it.
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: It was a little bit stretched, but.
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  Speaker 3: I enjoyed it personally. I appreciated it.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to give I wanted to give props to
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: Gina because Gina is literally a machine. She is churning
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: out our episodes and editing, and so is Kristen. I
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: just have to take meetings and try to get people
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  Speaker 1: to sit in in the guest host seed or to
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: listen to our ship. But these two are constantly working
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: behind the scenes, and I just want to take Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you guys are thank you so much for being a friend.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I wish there was a song for that. Yeah,
• 5:48
  Speaker 3: I wish there was a song.
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  Speaker 2: We should write.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody nobody's ever written one.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: I think we should probably include Miami is nice, so
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: I'll say it thrice or something cuter than and inner Uterine.
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: All Right, let's uh, let's move on. What's going on? Guys?
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  Speaker 1: Anyone have any fun stories?
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  Speaker 4: Still?
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  Speaker 2: I went to comic Con and it was great and
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  Speaker 2: I spent too much money.
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  Speaker 4: Now this is your second comic con or third?
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  Speaker 2: Second?
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  Speaker 4: Second? Nice, did you learn anything new from the last
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  Speaker 4: time that made it easier this time?
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  Speaker 2: Or get proper shoes?
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  Speaker 1: Mmm?
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  Speaker 2: Walk walk in preparation. Losing weight helped. Yeah, you're not
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  Speaker 2: gonna be able to do it all, so make a plan,
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  Speaker 2: but then roll with it.
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  Speaker 1: Nice, you're also like elbow level. I feel like I
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  Speaker 1: learned I used to Yeah, when I used to go
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  Speaker 1: all the time, I learned to like walk with my
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  Speaker 1: bags of swag across my body and like tight to
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  Speaker 1: my person, but to keep my arms out a little
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  Speaker 1: to leave room in the crowd, so that like if
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: I bumped into someone that was my elbows and not
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: like my face or my booy. Just kind of like
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  Speaker 1: walked with like a purpose and kind of like in
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  Speaker 1: like a battle mode.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's a lot of like if you've ever tried
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  Speaker 2: to leave, like the crowds at Disney, just you look
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  Speaker 2: for holes and you yeah, you do quick maneuvers.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm better at that kind of a
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  Speaker 1: thing because of my years Overgantnut Scary Farm, where I
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: had to weave the grounds to scare and so I'm
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: pretty good at surging. In fact, i'm good at that
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  Speaker 1: just regular daytime Disneyland.
• 7:38
  Speaker 2: Was that he called surging. I like that.
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  Speaker 1: You surge like through the Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, oh, holes opening up.
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  Speaker 1: Scary that fucker. There's a lot of there's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of like leading with like your upper body and like
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  Speaker 1: snaking into something too, like that's my story, I thinks.
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  Speaker 2: Or you grab your partner's backpack to make sure you
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  Speaker 2: get through an intersection.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're together.
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  Speaker 2: Way, we're both going.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Have you guys ever been to comic Con?
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  Speaker 4: No, it's on my my bucket list someday.
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  Speaker 1: I used to go all the time, but now I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Now I don't go to the one up because it's
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  Speaker 1: not as good as the one down there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they've done some in Sack.
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  Speaker 2: But okay, you've been to any in the East Coast there?
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: Wellcome into some video game cons.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, didn't you guys do a show?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, no.
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  Speaker 2: Little Little conor Little Con.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Low Con.
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  Speaker 2: We did which is what type of con?
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  Speaker 3: A little one.
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  Speaker 2: Like little people.
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  Speaker 1: I've added to your slap taally, sir.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's literally it's it's it's called little con for
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  Speaker 3: a reason. Yeah, it's just like video games, board games,
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  Speaker 3: you know, pretty much let your geek flag fly, whatever.
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  Speaker 3: But it's usually just in like a hotel in our
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  Speaker 3: dinky as town, so it's like nothing. But I did
• 9:03
  Speaker 3: have fun doing an author's panel with some of the
• 9:06
  Speaker 3: other authors there, and that.
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  Speaker 1: Was a good time.
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  Speaker 2: You're not too far from New York Comic Con, but
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  Speaker 2: that's a good one. I don't know where they hold
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  Speaker 2: it up.
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  Speaker 3: I'm guessing New York, just.
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  Speaker 2: A thought I would hope. So yeah, just right in
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  Speaker 2: the river.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, literally in the Hudson. You have to wear
• 9:23
  Speaker 3: a full swim well, yeah, you can still coseplay, you
• 9:31
  Speaker 3: just have to go as Aquaman.
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: But what have you guys been up to?
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you're here for Aaron Randolph's last episode.
• 9:43
  Speaker 4: I did have some exciting news from this week.
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, tell us.
• 9:47
  Speaker 4: Okay, I have a new niece. I was just born,
• 9:53
  Speaker 4: so I have another baby.
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: Spoiled by the time the sairs, you know, months be
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: a couple of months.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's enrolled in college.
• 10:01
  Speaker 4: Tell us the name Juniper jer call her my little berry,
• 10:06
  Speaker 4: Juniper Berry. Oh yeah, she's like a full head of
• 10:13
  Speaker 4: hair for like a full in the back.
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: Of the head. I was like, she's got a mullet already.
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: What's happened.
• 10:21
  Speaker 4: But I get to meet her in person tomorrow, so
• 10:24
  Speaker 4: I'm very excited. I had, okay, no, and this will
• 10:28
  Speaker 4: be my six I have five nieces and one nephew now,
• 10:32
  Speaker 4: so I'm living the anti life.
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: That poor nephew so much estrogen.
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: I just want to let you guys know that Abby
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: and Kristen did have a little disagreement the other day
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: about this baby, because Kristin explained that when a baby
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: is born with a full head of hair like that,
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: that usually the mom has some acid reflux, and so
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: Abby said that her mother had had acid reflex and
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: Kristen and Abby engaged in a fight about the fact
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: that I was not Abby's birth mother and that Abby
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: wasn't people. And it was hilarious because Abby really fought
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: hard that she was people.
• 11:13
  Speaker 4: Yes, Abby's under the delusion that Aaron carried her in
• 11:17
  Speaker 4: her uterus for nine months before she came out.
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: That's that's a running gag in our family, is that
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: Abby doesn't know that I'm not her birth mom, and
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: so Abby and Kristen.
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: I'm confused you or your mother or well.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: Abby thinks she's my wife now because she bosses me
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: around like a trophy wife would boss around a sad
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: middle aged man who had money.
• 11:44
  Speaker 3: But she's up until they had money. Part that was me?
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: Wait, is that should we just boss you around more?
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: Is that what we're supposed to do?
• 11:54
  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: I like I'm reading into this with the slap tally
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: and everything. Is this like a weird bd S I'm
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: thing with you because maybe we should introduce him to
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: our former guest pardle Oh yeah?
• 12:07
  Speaker 4: And then the DOMINICX.
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah is that something you'd be interested in?
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: Listen, I call me book subby. Okay, I guess that
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: would be interesting.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: Well, that got weird fast.
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: That got weird fast?
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, lean so far?
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: I think sorry turned on thinking too much about my
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: penis now, so anyway, let's talk about it.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: Let's not let's talk about your penis. No, I don't
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: feel like we talk about penises enough on.
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: This for a reason. For a reason.
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: You're just doing is it healthy, my internet connections failing.
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: What the hell is happening?
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: Uh no, you're so repressed, Eric Jesus Chrrest.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: It's so weird. It's like he doesn't think we have
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: eyes and saw that he hit me when he was
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: doing that. Well, we've made Aaron uncomfortable enough. Maybe we
• 13:05
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• 13:09
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• 13:12
  Speaker 1: episode got detailer it did?
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: All right, we're going to talk about season two, episode thirteen.
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  Speaker 2: It's called The Stan Who Came to Dinner. The original
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  Speaker 2: air ate date was January tenth, nineteen eighty seven, directed
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  Speaker 2: by Terry Hughes, written by Terry Grossman and Kathy Spear.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: Now it's pretty descriptive. What do you think The Stan
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: who Came to Dinner is about?
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  Speaker 4: Dorothy invites Stan to come to dinner.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously, but I'll give you that idea.
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  Speaker 4: It's because he's having some kind of issue. He always
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: has issues, this poor Stan. Every time he pops up,
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: it's because he's having some kind of life crisis, and
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: he runs back to Dorothy, the woman that he tossed aside.
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  Speaker 4: It'll be interesting yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Do you feel like she's his safety blanket? Yes? Yes,
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  Speaker 3: So what kind of thing do you think this is
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  Speaker 3: this time? Let's see if we can narrow down this
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  Speaker 3: issue a little more. Do you think it's like social?
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: Do you think it's like financial? Do you think it's medical?
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: I think it's medical because the first time he was
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: having issues with the girl, Chrissy or whatever, So.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be social. Has he had career issues?
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: He lost the business?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, already, So that's why I'm thinking maybe it's
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: a health.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: Thing that kind of leaves medical. So I'll go with
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: you on that.
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  Speaker 2: Very good. And then who would the villain be?
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: Mm?
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Besides capitalism? Obviously?
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: I think it almost does it. Would it make sense
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: for it to be stand because I think at some
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: point Dorothy's got to make a stand, no pun intended,
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: but she's got it. She got to put her foot
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: down because he keeps doing this. Kristen, are you alive?
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking, okay, this is no. I didn't I didn't
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: see this.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Audible format of entertainment, ma'am. Oh, thanks.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: It is an acceptable choice, Aaron.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: I mean, usually we pick one of the four women.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: I was we're trying.
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: Aaron has to make the person the villain, So I'm
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: always inclined to pick somebody who wouldn't be a villain
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: towards stand to make it harder for Aaron to make
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: that person the villain for the episode.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: It's just capitalism.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Hello, can I offer you some capitalism.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Happening?
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: We just got freshly in stock.
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: So my thought process was Rose only because really, exactly,
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: because Aaron has to make this person the villain, gonna
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: be hard.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: Trying to make this a different cold as possible.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly to challengee. We did. We did tee it
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  Speaker 2: up last week. Yeah, fair enough.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: It's just the thought. If you have an other person whatever, that's.
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  Speaker 3: Fine by me. My gun instinct was and still his
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: stand so for for a real answer. But if we're
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: looking just to fuck over Aaron, then yeah, Rose, let's.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Fuck Aeron over.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: It's fun.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: No one else is fucking Aaron right now, so somebody's
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: gotta I'm sorry.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, if I find a boy, I'll send him up there.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: I mean, well, I think you'd prefer a man.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: But okay, I'll find a man, I'll send him.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: I'd enough of boys. Well, with that in mind, folks,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: let's head on out of here and let's listen to
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  Speaker 4: What's up?
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Hey man, welcome back. There it is going on.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Well, are you kids ready to play another one of
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: my excellent quinzes? Wow? There don't need to be a
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: bish all right, start off. Just a reminder, Aaron, please
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: wait till I finish the question. Your your name is
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: your buzzer, blah blah, al right, here we go. Who
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: is at the front door at the start of the episode, Dren.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: I think Kristen was smidge ahead of Aaron this time.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: I think so, Rob and Bob Win brothers.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, okay, all right, okay, okay, next question.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: How much advance notice does Dorothy say she wants before
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Stan finger quotes here drops by Aaron. That was fucking.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Fast one two six months.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Who does Dorothy say could tell that Stan's hair wasn't real?
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Aaron, Stevie, wonder you guys are on it today?
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: I told you they have this like very quietly festering
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: grudge a match going on with you. They're so they're
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: both so competitive. This is like when Wesley was here.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: I I'm competitive, but I try not to be, but
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: I can't hold it back, Like I try really hard
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: not to be this like aggressively competitive person. And at
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: the end at the end, I'm like, whoever wins wins,
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: it's fine. But when I'm in the middle of the competition,
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: I just I can't help it.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: It's okay, You're okay. It makes you who you are
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: and we love you. Question four, What is Sophia's recurring dream?
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Aaron?
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, John Cameron Swayze straps of time X to her
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: chin and tosses across an icy pond.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay. Now this next question is a no stump bonus.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: It's just a bonus point. I can't stump you with it, Okay,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: But for one additional bonus point. Who was John Cameron
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Swayze have no idea?
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, Aaron, Yes, I'm gonna guess he was like a
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: commercial pitch man.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're not wrong that was one of his jobs.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's because I just assume like he's the TIMEX
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: guy in the eighties, Like that's my it's a guest.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: It's a wild guess.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: What the fuck are you guys so good at this?
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. Give him the point. I don't know
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: he was a he was a TV and islating us. Yeah, like,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: did you guys research so very weird? Did you know that.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Were you fucking around or did you pull that out
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: of your butt?
• 20:58
  Speaker 8: I'm guessing I'm missing it's it's basically she's got a
• 21:02
  Speaker 8: TIMEX wrap to her, I'm guessing, and Time is actually
• 21:05
  Speaker 8: wrapped to something else and he does it in like
• 21:07
  Speaker 8: a commercial from the eighties.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: I don't remember it.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Context clues maybe to show it doesn't break or something.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm assuming herself.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Have to look that up now, So Field take a licking.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Had a girl.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna move on. Okay, I'm in.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: That's my girl.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Next question, I will need the entire answer. This is
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: none of this like half assery. I want the whole list.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: What is Sophia's order for Wilfies?
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Oh fucking a.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: Locks?
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Not how much?
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: Half a dozen locks?
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: Sort a dozen assorted bagels, half a sour pickles and
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: a prune danish and a container of cream cheese.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you have it, but it's the actual list.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: She's so close right, half a pound.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: It was a half a pound of locks, a dozen
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: bagels assorted with no poppy seed to prune danish, six
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: sour pickles, and a container of cream cheese. It was
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: quite the list, and she said it twice. Otherwise I
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have been a stabler about it. Well, we'll give
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: you the point off. Yeah, that's fine, Get in the car.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: I want to know if you went and got.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Those okay, I where your ears clogged? Let me say
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: it again as when I was like, Okay, this is
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: the question now. First I was like, that's too much
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: for them to write down quickly. But then when she
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: reiterated the list, I was like.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Sold, I should have known that all right?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: According to Stan, what was Stan's first finger quotes? Again?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Here mistake.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Aaron? Yes, Oh, when he had an affair with the
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: waitress of the Greek diner.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Also that there. This wasn't required to get this question right,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: but he wasn't. At the Chain Link Fence Retailers convention,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: there wasn't one. Yeah, But I'd like.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: To say just just a quick comment. I know we
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: have Aaron Randolph as our guests and we call him
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: our Stan, but he is nothing like Stan on the show,
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: who is a sleazy dirt bag.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I don't think different if he had a wife.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: This this episode made me very upset because I'm like, God,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: damn Stan.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Like Stan can be very likable, not just.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: You became harder Stan because you said the funniest version
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: of Hey it's me Stan of anyone that has been
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: on the show, not because you're a jerk head.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Reoccurring guy in our list.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: I just wanted to make that very.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: I don't think the view that way.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: That's very kind.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Now, if you get a two pay and if you
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: start fucking waitresses, do you have.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Uh no, I only okay, just kidding.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: He's exactly like that audience. It's silly in total. How
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: many additional fairs so other than Chrissy ultimately who became
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: his wife? How many additional affairs just stand disclosed to
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Dorothy christ I'll let you go, but that was close, ma'am.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: You talked on my words. I'm just kidding it.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: You had a pause before you said Dorothy for me.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's called a pregnant pause, and I apologize. Continue, Oh,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Aaron's pregnant three? Yes it is three. No, Aeron's not pregnant,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: as we know from the four fucking pregnancy tests I
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: had to have at the hospital over.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: The lord all negative.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I am super not pregnant guy, marriage, super not pregnant.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: No, Dutch babies, No Dutch.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: All right, this next question is going to get me
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: a lot of ship. But I just want to say
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: before I ask it. It was fucking written across the screen.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: So if you don't get it right and I get
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: a stump point, you'd suck my dick.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: We go, Okay, I.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Don't have a dick, guys, I'm a lady.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: What was the name of the hospital?
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: The fuck you? I don't know.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: It was on screen for a total of two to
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: three seconds. It was about two and a half seconds.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: There was a literal sign.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: That Miami General Hospital.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: It was Biscayne General Hospital.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, you guys are such sticks.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: It was literally.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Corner of the table.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: What were the antelopes doing on the painting? No they weren't.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Fine, moving on. You guys are such assholes.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Love you.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: When was the first time anybody called Blanche a widow?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: As she says it.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Kristen when she was at the Boots and Saddle girl.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Who is she with? Please?
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Oh? She was her friend.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Fine, I'll give you the point, guys came up she
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: had Fine, It's fine. I just didn't. I just wanted you.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: It's fine.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Just you didn't have the one specific.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Boots and Saddle Girl with her best friend, Rebecca Sue Bliss,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: all right, Rebecca before George was dead.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: And she names her daughter Rebecca. That's interesting, Beck, all right.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: We'll just move on.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do that.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: The quiz players have gotten testy. I'm fine, weird, that
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: seems fine.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how dare you?
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Dorothy wasted time on jazzer size, but Blanche keeps her
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: butt firm by doing what it was aaron flirting?
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just curious. I've all of the contempt for
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: the quiz master has made me lose track of who's
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: in the lead, who's winning?
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: Led? Right now? With five?
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know nothings. Let me have one, all right?
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: What is Blanche's reply when Stan says he senses some hostility?
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Gina, Yes, good, I hate you?
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Yep?
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Were you really letting me have that one? Was that
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: a coincidence?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they didn't know that or what,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: but yeah, that's right. What does Rose say the women
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: of Saint Olaf would do to a man that was
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: bad company, no fun under the yax skin and some
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: other ship. Yes, I don't know. I just said yes
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: because I figured one of you would just stop talking.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: You both said it at the exact same time.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Let's you're in the now, you're all right, let's.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Give it to Aaron.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Then they would leave him out in the snow to die.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Yep, no fun under the yak skin.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: No fun the skin.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: It was a throwaway line too. It didn't get any laughs.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: I was so upset about does.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Contribute to society? If he's a good fuck, they'll keep him.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: That's the last straw. Not yet, he's okay.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: He made me come.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he made me put him in the snow. Good
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: snooz Shnow you live?
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Oh god?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: All right? How do the girls ultimately find out Stan
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: is faking his relapse?
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Christ rant m Kristin.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: I go ahead, but I don't.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Know what you would call it. But he's going around
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: the room doing the basketball.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Thing, and sure I'll take it.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Faking playing basketball?
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I said he was. I said he was a
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: pantomime playing basketball.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Didn't he like throw a towel or something?
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: I wasn't sure. It looked like pantyhose. But then I
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: was like, but that looks like six par pantyhose, so
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: it can't be that. So I wasn't sure. But it
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: was soft and lightweight because it bounds.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Remember when you're sick, you have to worry panties. Yeah,
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: we established that.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: What name does Dorothy call him when she catches him
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: playing basketball?
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Aaron?
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Magic?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: And for a no stump bonus point. Do you know
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: what that refers to?
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Aaron? Yes, boy, Eric, I think that was Aaron Magic Johnson. Yeah, yeah,
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: all right, the basketball player.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, you know that Magic Johnson and I
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: have the same birth day, but not year. Obviously I'm
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: not in my leg sixties or whatever. Really, yeah, he's.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Your birthday, buddy.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: I thought you were young or older.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Kristen only got angry after Aaron took the lead just
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: now in the clizz.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: But I'm acting out, yes, lashing out of it.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: And I'm sorry Aaron because this is the last question.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: Doesn't matter. He's one.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Oh she's busy. Well let's see who knows.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Look at big man.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: I'm trying this again. This is this is something I
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: carried over from last week. But I'm not gonna do
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: it every week, so I'll start just writing down this thing.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: But who has the last line? And what is it?
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: Kristen?
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: For Aaron can't know his feed cut off.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Kristen, Dorothy.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: And did she say good night Peter Pan or I
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: miss something about Peter.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Well, we'll give you the point. It's Dorothy says, happy birthday,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Peter Man, growing up and becoming an way that's.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Right, all right, Well, listeners, Poor Aaron had trouble with
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: his Hulu, so he didn't get to see the very
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: very end.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: But he still won.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: He's still stomped your ass.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: That's right by one point, only because of Magic Johnson.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks Magic.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have to if you ever meet.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Him in person, you have His name is a synonym
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: for a great penis, so it is.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I never thought about that, which is weird because in
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: the nineteen eighties he must have told people that, and
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: that's why he slept around so much and got no. Okay,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: that's sorry, Magic Johnson.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: I was wondering if that would come up.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: I will, because we were still shaming people about AIDS
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: back then and realizing that everyone assumed that it was
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: if you had aged, you were dirty.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: And so his credit I think, yeah, I think he
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: really destigmatized AIDS for a lot of helped.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: He really helped. And also he's been able to stay
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: alive for such a very long time, and you know.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Which shows if you have money, Yeah, if you have money,
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: you can live afford it.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I is the victim, or is?
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: But I do I do give him credit because yes,
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: we treated a lot of people with AIDS like the
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: other and he kind of his coming forward about all
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: that really made it less uncomfortable.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Well, a lot of people thought it was only like
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: gay people got it, and it's like, no, he's a
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: straight man who got it on.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: You know he did he did for AIDS what O. J.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Simpson did for celebrities getting away with murder. Just kidding.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: He walked so Casey Anthony could run Jesus So Casey
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Anthony is stabbed, would that be a better one? No,
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go over here.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: I think you're going to say something about this show.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, No. Some of the jokes they were just fabulous,
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: especially with the secretary, who's like, well, two of those
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: were wrong. You know, she did no shorthand and I
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: had an affair with her Dorothy's but the shorthand your
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: head could do shorthand.
• 34:03
  Speaker 9: Reminds me, did anyone here watch Yellowjackets In the first
• 34:08
  Speaker 9: season she admits that she was not going to a
• 34:11
  Speaker 9: book club to her husband that she was having an affair,
• 34:13
  Speaker 9: and he response.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Was there wasn't a book club. He was so upset
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: about that.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I I I like this episode because they squeeze three
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: and a half like months in two.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the twenty six minutes or whatever. Well
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: they cut and it's like two months later.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, it's it's fun. But yeah, this is
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: the worst Stand episode. I think of all the Stand
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: episode which just shows.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Up and goes, I'm having surgery. I need to go
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: over paperwork for the Stand.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: I mean, I know, I guess people just showed up
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: at people's houses, but now like nobody does that.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: That's so like, well, she should have known a surgery
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: was maybe on the table.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: I I used to go over to the kids or
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: the father for kids.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: I would go over to my friend's houses in the
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: eighties and I would like knock on the door and
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: be like, what's up. Let's like chill, and I would
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: stay all day but not get meals. But it wasn't
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: like three months in a surgery. It was like maybe
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: one or two meals. They're very different.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: So I mean, now somebody knocks on our door, we
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: pull up the ring app to see who's at the door.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: What do you want to answering the door?
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: I'm just the listeners.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I am not friends with, but I am on a name,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: first name and conversational basis with two of the four
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: other people that live in my building that I live in.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: And it's so much work. Sometimes I'm just out there
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: and like my pajama's trying to get Abby to pea
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: really quickly, and they're like, oh.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: My god, good morning.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: How And I'm like, Hi, I'm in my like booty
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: shorts because Abby couldn't hold her pee, Like I'm not
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: here talk. Do you want to do trivia or you
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: want me to barrel through this villain?
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: I could do trivia. But also I'd love to again
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: point out the twins were named Rob and Bob, which
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: means they're both named.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Robert, unless like they were terrible parents who named like
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: the Bob like Bobert. Like maybe it was like Robert.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: And some people do name they could just Bob.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I guess you know what you.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Call a man? Or do you know what you call
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: a man with no arms and no legs? Swimming in
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: the ocean is.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Name you fucking bitch?
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: What do you call a woman with one leg shorter
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: than the other? Eileen?
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Okay? And the last one of these before the trivia is, oh,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: unless Aaron has one. My last one of these is
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Why it was dead? That's a good reason.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Mine was.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: What do you call a man with no head, no arms,
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: no legs sitting on the front outside the front door
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: of a house.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Matt, Matt, No ahead, I call him fucking Morgue because
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: he did.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: Oh. I heard a really good one at the blood
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: center the other day. All right, always tells jokes. What
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: do you call a woman who gets her bills in
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: the mail and then lights them on fire?
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: What?
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: Bernadette?
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm done, I quit.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: That's pretty good. I hadn't heard that one before.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: That's fantastic, Gina, dazzle me with your trivia.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Well we see again, Herb Edelman as our boys stand.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: That's why we have Aaron here, her Herb or Herb.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Steve Kramer plays the doctor Steven Deutsch. He's a lot
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: of voiceover work, like for animes like Bleach, which I've
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: never seen.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's me but I feel he was phoning it
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: in this episode, just kind of set his lines like
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: he was looking to get through them.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I got Mario Machado as the voice of the
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: sportscaster and he was in RoboCop movies. Little tidbit there.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: The twins were played by Rob Sabby and odeal Odil
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Odell Saby. They have no other credits, so I don't
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: know if somebody just knew.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Them, they're like, do we know any twins?
• 38:38
  Speaker 8: I noticed when Rob well, we can't call him that,
• 38:42
  Speaker 8: let's call him Robin Bob.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they didn't talk much.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: That's the thing.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: No.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I know from my time as like an extra on
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: when I used to do like extra work on SAT
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: and stuff, that depending on the amount of lines was
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: the amount you got paid. And if you smoke at
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: all as extra, you automatically got this like little bump.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: But if you spoke a certain amount, you got bumped
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: to like a day player, like the person, like a
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: different rate that was considered like a character. And so
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: I feel like they only said enough words to stay
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: at that cheaper rate.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Probab babe, but who knows the title The Stan who
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: came to dinner The titles a paraphrase of a movie
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: and a play The Man who Came to Dinner Read
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: what I wrote Dinner Sorry in nineteen forty two with
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Betty Davis.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: But dare you ruin Gina's joke?
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: That was a joke. I just couldn't read what I wrote.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: And I mentioned in the episode Grandma Moses was an
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: American folk artist. Yep. And that's all I him to say.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Gina, No, thank you Kristin, Oh, thank you Gina, No,
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: thank you Erin.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Thank you all for being a friend. I was working
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: on the quiz yesterday that's on brand for me, and
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I called Gina and I was like, wait, did you
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: write trip No, actually I texted her first and I
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: said did you write trivia?
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: About that?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: And then there was another thing that made me call
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: her and then but yeah.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: I got confused. I was like, are we on that episode?
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Immediately the phone rings, yeah, I was like, oh no,
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: I missed.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: But yeah, so the TIMEX guy. So that guy was
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: like a TV anchor on like the news and stuff again.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: John Cameron Swayze was He was a distant cousin. He
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: was like the sixth cousin. Patrick Swayzey. You both were
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: really like dead on with the TIMEX thing because they
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: would like strap it to like something and then hold
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: it next to like the propeller of a like a
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: jet engine, and then it wouldn't break. And so the
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: point of the TIMEX campaigns back then was yeah, like
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: they could fucking get beat up and they would still work.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: And they were self some of them were self wine. Anyway, Yeah,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: I did a deep dive on that accidentally, and then
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I was like, did you do this? I don't want
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: to steal your trivia.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: No, I did not, So I'm glad you grabbed this.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Story and I'm sticking to it.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I don't let's I don't grab everything.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: I guess let's get No. You do an amazing job.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: That's why I was like, Gina probably has this not
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Hey write this down, asshole. Hey do it all right,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: here's the villain deal. Are you ready? You guys at Rose?
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Now you did make it a little harder. Secretly, I
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: was hoping that you would pick Blanche or that we
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: could just keep staying because I obviously knew he was gross.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: But here's what I have for you. First of all,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I just want to point out Rose not only won't
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: open the door so that Sophia can sit down and
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: eat her snack. Who she says, she's only sat down
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: three or four times the entire day, and it's nighttime.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: They're on their way to see a play let. The
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: old lady sit down for fuck's sake. She's like, but
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I can't wipe my hands. Yeah, that's thing one. Then
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: when they're like, hey, can you go out with rober
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Bob instead, and she's like, no, I because I have
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: to drive the bookmobile because I didn't do it today. Well,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: fuck you. Those depressed people have been waiting for books
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: all day and you're still not Like you're just in
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: the kitchen baking and your hands are covered in goob
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: And these people what if they killed themselves because they
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: couldn't read the book you were supposed to drop off?
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: That's fucked second third thing. Sorry, then.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Reach for this, Yeah we did.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I got it. Don't worry. I like bringing around.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: She's got to do some work.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: She goes in to see stand the night before surgery
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: and is like, hey, are you excited for tomorrow? Who
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: says that to somebody else?
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Excite?
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: In the eighties, which was much more dangerous, like every
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: time now is not really three months? They had to
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: like rip his ribcage. Yeah, so that's fucked. Then, when
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: she trips over a word, she says she wanted to
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: come in and say goodbye in case she won't see
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: him again, and Blanche has to nudge her to realize
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: it sounds like she's saying he's gonna die. Then she
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: continues to trip around her words and basically says like, well,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: we don't think you're gonna die. After that, she leaves
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: a dick plate in the kitchen, the dick plate that
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: was poor Stan eats a sandwich off of a plate
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: meant to hold the junk of a newly weeded man
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: before fucking.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: But the party guests eat all the fruit off of
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: it too, So if that plate keeps getting reused, all
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: it's had is fruit and junk.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: For junk and tuna.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: I imagine it.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: It's still weird to leave the ceremonial dick plate in
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: the kitchen where an unsuspecting person.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Then ceremonial dick plate.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: That's a baby lamb to watch its mother deflate. What
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: a idea, you know, it's a playful little lamb. It's
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: obviously gonna chew on it.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: And then.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but she watched it deflate in front of the lamb.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: She watched her baby lamb think it killed its mom
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: and did not intervene. That's fucked up. Next thing, she's
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: one of the first two of four people to want
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: stand out of the house because of the dick plate
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: that she left in the wrong place. Then when she's
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: telling off Stan about how he's eating them out of
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: house and home and how dare he be sick, she
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: threatens to leave him out in the know to die. Basically,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: I mean that story is a threat. That's rude. And
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: here's the last thing I just want to say. She
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: wore another Teddy Bear sweater. Let's change that is your
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: fashion crime Teddy.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: Bear with the.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: I thought it was cute.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: I think I need to admit some stupidity here, because
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: when they were talking about the plate, she goes like
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: he presents himself to his wife. I thought I thought
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: they were saying, like, you just like the man. The
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: whole man gets on the plate, and I'm like, does
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: he just stand on a plate like? It was like, oh,
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: he puts.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Them That's what I thought at first, just lies down.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Lies down when you got to the green that you
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: figured out that. No, I didn't get it.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: When you explained it, I was like gravy. So my
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: brain just was like, the whole man's going to be
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: on a plate.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I think that's fine to be fair. When I back
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: in the day at Not Scary Farm, I used to
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: make people when they asked me for directions stand in
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: the park map. I would lay their park map on
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: the floor. As the monster whatever monstro I was, I
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: would lay it out and I'd be like, in whatever
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: character voice, say something like, it's best if you can
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: find it by immersing yourself, so just stand where you
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: are on the map, and then that's the direction you
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: should walk. And then I would walk away and I
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: would leave people standing on their park map. It made
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: me happy, a little different than a dick plate, but
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: like still actively standing on something very small.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Well, that was a great episode. Yeah, Stands a cheater.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: There's one thing I just wanted to bring up when
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: when they when they cut to the hospital after stand
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: admits everything and Dorothy admits that she's upset and blancheco's why,
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: And I wanted Dorothy so badly to say there's a
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: chance he could survive just confessed to multiple infidelities.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: You mean the two and a half second cut to
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: the hospital where it says Biscayne General Hospital.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: On there there were no words there, you're hallucinating, So
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: and so forgive.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Me went so easily.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, so easily forgive him for I want
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: to give you.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: A clear conscience? Fuck you.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I think she forgives him so that.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: I think she should have hit him a lot harder
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: with that bag the surgery happened, Like, forget a clear conscience?
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: How about bruised balls? Honestly, what he should?
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: That's not fair to just pressure someone into forgiveness because
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: you're like, oh, I need a clear conscience for certain
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: that's such garbage, sabotaging, that's fucked up.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: You want to you want to clear conscience, clear between
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: yourself and God, lead me out of it.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I still think I don't think she's forgiving him
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: in like the greater sense of it doesn't bother her
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: so much as just like fine, whatever, you might die tomorrow.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think it's that.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's like, yes, we're cool, stand let's
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: hang out with all tomorrow.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Like not cool?
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: You want to play mall madness. Later, Mom bought some cheetos.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: Well, no, but he's gonna live there for the next
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: two three months.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: She's got to look at his ass for three months, madness.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Holy sh you're welcome at that moment. She doesn't know
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: that it's going to be three months. It's not till
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: he the surgeon tells them that's true. Yeah, yeah, she weeps.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: He's gonna survive and we have to live in him
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: for three months.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Sophia is very weird about the loyalty things. She's like that,
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: you guys, fucking jackass. No, he's family.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: We have to do your faulty's family. But he's family. Yeah,
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: that's all you guys think.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: I think I think she secretly gets a kick out
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: of watching Dorothy suffering.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: I think you're right. Oh yeah, she likes a mussler.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. That's all I have for us today. Does
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: anyone have anything that they'd like to pitch talk about? Sell,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: where dance whatever?
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Can you tell us about your podcast? An interpretive Dancer?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Which one boy?
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: Mama, Ma, sorry, okay, so that's delightful.
• 49:29
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• 49:37
  Speaker 3: No b F I CW is a panel show inspired podcast.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: We play silly games and have a lot of fun.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: And I also am an author. You can catch my
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• 49:54
  Speaker 2: You may not think it's a sequel, but then bam.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of a stell sequel. You'd only really
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: catch it if you looked at the back of the
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: book and saw book two of the theme series, or when.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: You're reading it if you've read Fane, I mean you're like, oh,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: because there came that moment where I was like, are
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: you fucking goodding me?
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: What did he do? Yeah? Yeah, I got it. I
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: got a lot of those reactions for people who read Rakeup.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: But but well, knowing knowing what you know from the
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: first book, you're not You're like, they're gonna be okay,
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: and right.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Well the first what's interesting is the you you've you've
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: changed it from the first time I read it. So
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: that revelation for me, you're like one of your early
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: drafts that really for.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Me came later something else happened.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Well, I've read all the drafts now, but earlier on
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah it, I'm so mad at him.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Read the book, guys, it's so much.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: If you want someone to not give you so much rage,
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Aaron I can read them. We're like, oh, that was cool.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: If you want to range at me, it's fine, as
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: long as if you had an emotional reaction on my
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: book that I consider I had a win. If your
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: emotional reaction is God, this guy's a ship writer. That
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: kind of stun you know you're.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: Lucky is mad about these.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Get over this so mad about the cookie.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: He was so mad.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: It's not about the cookies.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: I know it's not about the but he got fucking hot.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: He was mad about the cookies in a way that
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: it made me think it was like World War two
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: rationing and they couldn't get sugar. Ever.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Again, I get it, it was about the lying, but yeah,
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: damn so mad.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: But read Pain and Wake Over.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: They're amazing. I mean, unless you don't like good books,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: and then I guess don't read them. But if you
• 51:51
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• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, read it.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: It's fun.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: Thank you well.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Our listeners mostly know where to find this, I think
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: at this point by Kristin, could you remind them for me.
• 52:02
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• 52:10
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• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Yay, Abbie, where's my cheesecake?
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Abby, Abby, where's our cheesecake?
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Nina? Are you doing it? Because I thought I was
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: my line but then you said it and I don't
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: know what mom, Abby, just do the fucking line.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: I just asked where it was. That's all.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Exers me, everybody. Your cheesecake is ready? Yeah, yeah, thanks Aaron.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: I like your books.
• 52:48
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• 52:52
  Speaker 3: the corner.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: What's mister mccab
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: Later from Flye Bye bye