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WHAT SHE SAID VS WHAT HE HEARD · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up Bond Relatables. Belly is hands down, please no
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  Speaker 1: one hate me, the most selfish person alive. These two
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  Speaker 1: poor boys. They also have their issues. Yes, I admit
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  Speaker 1: they both have issues, right, But poor Conrad and Jeremiah,
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  Speaker 1: they don't have a mum anymore. They both don't really
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  Speaker 1: like their dad. Conrad hates his dad, Jeremiah is starting
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  Speaker 2: It's insane.
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  Speaker 3: Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig Okay Daddy
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  Speaker 1: I reckon. I'm a solid five out of ten at
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  Speaker 1: I reckon, I was like, too fuck, I was struggling.
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  Speaker 1: you like pushing the limits, you know, then you might
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  Speaker 1: we're just talking. That's a good point. It's like at
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  Speaker 1: the same one. But yesterday and Saturday when I was sick.
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  Speaker 1: not biased, fine bit yeah, not one bit bias, not
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  Speaker 1: favorite thing ww dot? Relatable is not shot. Okay, guys,
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  Speaker 1: but don't get you some merch. This week is the
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  Speaker 1: final group stage of the Boyfriend Olympics. It's going great.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so proud of all the baddies for getting involved
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  Speaker 1: in the Boyfriend Olympics signing up, but also everyone who's
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  Speaker 1: commenting who's winning. He has a few favorites already. I think, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's going great. So the final group stage, what is
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  Speaker 1: the challenge Jake. The challenge is to say to your
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend that you had a dream that he has cheated
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  Speaker 1: on you. Yeah. So, probably the most spicy challenge in
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  Speaker 1: my opinion, but hey, it's a classic. It is a classic. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: and I think this one really does come down to
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  Speaker 1: the delivery from the partner or the baddie the most. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen the results and I think that does play
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  Speaker 1: a part. But nonetheless, we've got two lovely baddies ready
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  Speaker 1: to call. We've got the Double A's competing. We've got
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  Speaker 1: Angie and Abbey, Angie and Happy. Yeah. We're going to
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  Speaker 1: call Abby first and see how her boyfriend went competing
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  Speaker 1: unknowingly with the challenge, I dreamt that you cheated on me. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's do it.
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  Speaker 4: Hello Abby speaking.
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  Speaker 1: Hello Abby, It's Jake and Oddie from the Relatables.
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  Speaker 4: How are you.
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  Speaker 1: We are doing very very well. Welcome to the boyfriend Olympics.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: So, Yes, this is very sick. Also is actually he
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  Speaker 1: is actually sick. I'm a little bit sick. So this week,
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  Speaker 1: for the third and final stage of the just what
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  Speaker 1: are these rounds? Called the group stages, the challenge was
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  Speaker 1: to tell your boyfriend you had to dream he cheated
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  Speaker 1: on you and his response. We had a couple of
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  Speaker 1: questions before we get into your results. Oh, Sam, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: did you feel when you got given the challenge? How
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  Speaker 1: long have you and your boyfriend been together? And what's
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  Speaker 1: your boyfriend's name?
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  Speaker 4: So, my lovely boyfriends name is Will.
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  Speaker 1: Will.
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  Speaker 4: He is, yeah, blessing, his name's William. He gets cooled
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  Speaker 4: Willy all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Second Will too? Will?
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, So yeah, I've got lovely Will. We've
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  Speaker 4: been together for five years now, for a long time.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's a little lime, a lot of the kicker.
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  Speaker 4: We're only nineteen as well, so.
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  Speaker 1: Oh a very long time. Fourteen?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, wild quick.
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  Speaker 1: Math quick maths. I think that's are long you guys? Wow? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so you guys are I guess technically high school sweethearts
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  Speaker 1: because fourteen's high school.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. But I before you listen his reaction, I need
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  Speaker 4: to preface this. I've had this dream so many times.
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  Speaker 4: So nothing bad, nothing bad. He would never he's yeah,
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  Speaker 4: bless his soul. But that's probably why his reactions to
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  Speaker 4: the way it is because he's like, dude, what the hell,
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  Speaker 4: come on?
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  Speaker 1: What you do this often? Is that what he's.
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  Speaker 4: Saying yeah, it's typically I wake up. I'm just like,
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  Speaker 4: oh God, I hate you. He's like, what have I done?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 6: I was like me, Well, my question is then before
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  Speaker 6: we get into results and what the very first time
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  Speaker 6: you ever had the.
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  Speaker 1: Dream and you were like wake up and you're like, man,
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  Speaker 1: fuck you like he guys, what what? What? And you
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  Speaker 1: said your chief got me like he could you do that?
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  Speaker 1: What was his first ever reaction to it?
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  Speaker 4: He's freaking out, bless his soul. We were like, a please, no,
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  Speaker 4: I would never do this too, Like I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Just so sorry.
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  Speaker 7: I know me too.
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  Speaker 1: And so now he's like how many times I have
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  Speaker 1: to tell you?
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  Speaker 4: Literally I've got the reaction that I got.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the way this is going to work is, so
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  Speaker 1: we have your results, we're going to hang up, we're
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  Speaker 1: going to play them all right. So when once we
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  Speaker 1: hang up, you're the first caller of today as well
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  Speaker 1: for stage three.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 1: So what's going to happen is after we hang out
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  Speaker 1: with you, you're not going to hear your results and the
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  Speaker 1: other results until this episode comes out and the baddies
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  Speaker 1: get to vote. Oddie and I have zero vote in this. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: say at all.
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  Speaker 4: I am so excited, like I actually can't wait.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well I've been.
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  Speaker 4: I've been telling literally everyone about this. I'm work right
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  Speaker 4: now and I'm literally telling my coworker's like I love
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  Speaker 4: the relatable Thank.
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  Speaker 1: You so much. Let homee. It doesn't get back to
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  Speaker 1: your boyfriend, little birdie.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it won't even worry.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, thank you so much. Have a good rest
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  Speaker 1: of your day, and hopefully we see you again the
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  Speaker 1: least in the next stage.
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  Speaker 4: Definitely, and Audio have to feel better.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Oh, thank you too.
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  Speaker 4: Later a great day.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Abby and Will Abby and will Les five
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  Speaker 1: years and fourteen. A lot of rapports there. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: he is a kicker, very young. She's done this a lot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this was a bad challenge for her to get. Unfortunately.
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  Speaker 1: The game is the game, though, isn't it. Nature of
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  Speaker 1: the beast man, nature of the beasts. So I've got
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  Speaker 1: Abby's results. Are you ready right away? I don't like
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  Speaker 1: you right now?
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  Speaker 2: Can't you remember m hm my dream we're a club
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  Speaker 2: and you look with this girl. You just got to
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  Speaker 2: be there. I like superheroin because you said to me
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  Speaker 2: you looked at my face and laughter, and I'm leaving
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  Speaker 2: with her. Yeah, he's me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like.
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  Speaker 8: Him, so that's it, okay, I like.
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  Speaker 1: I like how he was, like, how do you know
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't out superheroing or something? What did he say
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  Speaker 1: at the end? So someone or something is vindictive? But
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  Speaker 1: then she said, and I don't like him, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't like him. So did he say someone's name? That's yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's difficult. I'm not gonna lie. Not a great result,
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  Speaker 1: unfortunate for Abby to be fair. The superhero thing creative
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  Speaker 1: creative because he turned the dream thing on its head
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  Speaker 1: exactly and kind of makes sense with what she just
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  Speaker 1: told her. But when she went and further, yeah, further explained,
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  Speaker 1: and she said, no, no, we were at a club
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  Speaker 1: and you just looked at me and said, hah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: living with this girl. That's when he goes. And everybody said,
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  Speaker 1: we couldn't really understand, but he could have had a
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  Speaker 1: much better resp. It's just also, let's let's just give
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  Speaker 1: Abbey credit for her performance. Just like, I don't like
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  Speaker 1: you right now?
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  Speaker 2: Can you remember mm hmmm, who in my dream? Your
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  Speaker 2: club and you look at this girl that like superheroine
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  Speaker 2: Because you said to me, you look at my first laughter,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm living with her.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, dreams was a bit vindictive.
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  Speaker 2: He's me, I don't like him.
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  Speaker 1: Dream was a little bit your dream like him? Maybe,
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  Speaker 1: she said, I don't know. Maybe there's like someone I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, like a hall pass or something. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: who knows. The only thing I can think is because
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  Speaker 1: of her response is that he has been like maybe
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  Speaker 1: you were dreaming about and then someone else's name, so
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  Speaker 1: like maybe she likes to read and she has like
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  Speaker 1: book boyfriends or whatever. Yeah, you're dreaming about It could
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  Speaker 1: be that like, yeah, I don't even like him, like
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  Speaker 1: I like him? Interesting, I don't know. Will you could
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  Speaker 1: have done better? Mate?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, I know I'm not talking about he's not hearing this,
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  Speaker 1: but well you could have done much better. Yeah, to
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  Speaker 1: be fair to him, Like if Cassie every once in
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  Speaker 1: a while said this to me and then this was
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  Speaker 1: like the seventh time, I'd be like, mate, are you kidding?
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  Speaker 1: If I was? If I didn't know what was going on,
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  Speaker 1: I would have been going if if this was like yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the seventh time, the tenth time, would have birth had
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  Speaker 1: done this to me, I wouldn't have replied, she wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: have been able to submit her thing was creative. That
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  Speaker 1: was about it. Also props to Abby forging further into
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  Speaker 1: the story about like and props to Abbey for like
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  Speaker 1: acting she sounded like she was actually been cheated on. Right, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: who's next, Angie? We're calling Angie next, so let's give
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  Speaker 1: her a ring. Good morning, Angie? Is that you? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's me.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: That is totally fine. It's jaking only from the relatables.
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  Speaker 1: We would love to ask, how are you going today?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: You guys, we're doing very well. So as you know, yep.
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  Speaker 1: The challenge for this stage of the group stages of
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  Speaker 1: the Boyfriend Olympics was to ask your boyfriend, So not
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  Speaker 1: ask your by friend, tell your boyfriend that he cheated
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  Speaker 1: on you in your dream. So we had a few
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  Speaker 1: questions when you got the challenge. How did you feel
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  Speaker 1: were you confident that your boyfriend was going to do well?
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  Speaker 5: I'm feeling that he might not doing wrong because I
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  Speaker 5: know he's kind of like original guy and.
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  Speaker 1: What so, so you think he might not do great
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  Speaker 1: because he's rational, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Like a metal man like you, like in his like
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  Speaker 4: forties or fifties, even though he's been his twenties.
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  Speaker 1: He's an old soul. Some would say he's an old
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  Speaker 1: what's your boyfriend's name? His name is Ali Ali Ali.
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  Speaker 1: Where are you guys from?
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  Speaker 3: Oh we're from hurt Perf.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you guys are you guys are all the way
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  Speaker 1: on the other side of the country. So it's kind
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  Speaker 1: of early in the morning. What time is it in
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  Speaker 1: the morning for you?
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  Speaker 7: Then?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it's like eight thirty.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, not too bad. So how long have you boy
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  Speaker 1: your boyfriend been together?
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  Speaker 4: Oh we just love reading our second year.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, two years, two years, we love it. So today
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  Speaker 1: you're our second caller. We've already had the first contestant.
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  Speaker 1: So how this will work is we will hang up
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  Speaker 1: from on you, we will play your results, and then
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  Speaker 1: you won't get to see the results until all next week,
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  Speaker 1: and then all the baddies are going to vote and
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  Speaker 1: they will vote who goes through to the metal stages.
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  Speaker 1: So thank you so much for coming on and challenging
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  Speaker 1: your boyfriend, and hopefully we speak to you again. All right,
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  Speaker 1: have a good day, cow chow. Okay, So let's play
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  Speaker 1: her results and what I'm going to do with this
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  Speaker 1: one is I've got her results and they don't sound
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  Speaker 1: the best. But I really really liked Angie's results. So
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  Speaker 1: how this is going to work is there is a
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  Speaker 1: slight accent there. I'm gonna play it, but then I
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  Speaker 1: also asked her to transcribe it so we can read it,
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  Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna tell you what they said, and
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  Speaker 1: then once you know what you're listening for, you can
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  Speaker 1: hear it way better. Okay, so we're going to do
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  Speaker 1: the transcription first. Now, no, that's his play first, Play first,
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  Speaker 1: transcribe play it again. Okay, so we'll so you get
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  Speaker 1: your full reaction. So listen closely, listen mostly, but it's
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  Speaker 1: funny and it takes a while to click. What's happening? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Should Okay?
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  Speaker 9: Him drumming about that, I must not under where someone else.
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  Speaker 7: I'm strike, yes, sorry for pink someone else? Can? I
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  Speaker 7: have seen him in the Husbands again in Trouble and Trouble, Kim,
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  Speaker 7: you're in trouble.
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  Speaker 3: Going to.
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  Speaker 1: So I could I can tell what was happening? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can tell what was happening. He was trying to
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  Speaker 1: make up with it, make up for it with some kisses. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So what Angie said, was I'm dreaming about that again?
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  Speaker 1: You with someone else? Him? I'm sorry, kiss, kiss, sorry
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  Speaker 1: for being with someone else in your dream. Okay, kiss kiss?
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen that meme? It's like it's it's like
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  Speaker 1: it's like, have you seen them that the husband's been
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  Speaker 1: getting in trouble? Her? Thank God you're not in trouble
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  Speaker 1: because we're going on holiday. Ah. Okay, Hey, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: say I liked like the you just said. Say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: he's like, it is what it is. I'm sorry that
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  Speaker 1: I actually did on you in your dream. Yes, so
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  Speaker 1: now you know that the kiss is this? Listen one
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  Speaker 1: more time.
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  Speaker 7: About that.
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  Speaker 4: I must not where someone else.
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  Speaker 7: I'm start sorry for pink someone else a dreamer?
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  Speaker 1: Can That's good?
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  Speaker 7: Have you seen them in your husband's again in trouble?
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  Speaker 7: Can you?
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  Speaker 1: We're going on holiday tomorrow. Okay. So what do we
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  Speaker 1: think Abby versus Angie? The final group stage? This is tough,
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  Speaker 1: very different because normally we've had like a clear winner
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  Speaker 1: kind of both of these. Oh I think got to
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  Speaker 1: say yeah, I think Angie. Angie's boyfriend did do better.
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  Speaker 1: He did a better job at making her feel secure, validated,
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  Speaker 1: not that. And again, it's a game I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to say Abby's boyfriend doesn't make her feel secure. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but it also is hard because again nature of the beast,
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  Speaker 1: it's how the game works. Because Abby's boyfriend has obviously
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  Speaker 1: heard this a few times, so he's kind of like,
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  Speaker 1: come on, you know by the sounds of it. This
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  Speaker 1: Angie's result to what Abby's boyfriend did the first time,
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  Speaker 1: I think that is yeah, she said that he the
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  Speaker 1: very first time. He was like no, maybe, I'm sorry. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: not the seventh and Angie's probably are the first time
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  Speaker 1: he's done it. Okay, but once again, yeah, we don't matter.
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  Speaker 1: Our opinions mean nothing. Our opinions mean absolutely nothing. So
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  Speaker 1: in the comments, let us know what you think and vote, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're either Angie's boyfriend that was the second one, or
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  Speaker 1: Abby's boyfriend who was the first one. Now, next week
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  Speaker 1: there is a grace period, so we are going to
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  Speaker 1: count all the votes from the three episodes and come
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  Speaker 1: to you with the three finalists moving to the gold
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  Speaker 1: medal matches, and we will announcing them and getting contact
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  Speaker 1: with them, and also Jake and I will pick the
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  Speaker 1: competitor who goes immediately to the gold medal match. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: so very exciting. Yeah. Yeah, And we'll give you a
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  Speaker 1: little recap on everyone's competition up until this point, the winners.
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  Speaker 1: So you remember, all right, sounds good, sounds great, Oddie,
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  Speaker 1: I actually had a I guess you could say cheating
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  Speaker 1: experience yesterday. A scandal, scandal not you on the on
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: the topic of cheating ship randomly right. Best was in
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: the shower I was. I was actually watching the Summer
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Turning Pretty and folding. I had it on my laptop
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: on my bed, and then I was folding some laundry
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: and a good being a good boyfriend, and uh, from
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: the shower just goes she just like caught in my
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: name and she was like if I She goes, if
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: you ever cheated on me? Would you tell me? And
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I was like what is she
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: trying to? I was like, there's a right answer to this.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: So I was just like, well, I wouldn't cheat on you.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Good answer. So I don't even I don't even. No.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, doesn't compute in my brain. I'll play
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: your game. Yeah, your games. She goes, yeah, like what
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: if you tripped and fell into someone's vagina or whatever?
• 20:05
  Speaker 9: So she said, She's the classic like oh, yeah.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: And so and again I said, hey, look, never going
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: to happen, never ever going to happen. Stand on business.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I'll standing on business.
• 20:20
  Speaker 9: And so I said, well, I was like, I want
• 20:22
  Speaker 9: to see what this pitch is getting at. So I said,
• 20:24
  Speaker 9: would you ever tell me if if you cheated on me?
• 20:27
  Speaker 9: She hit me back with the exact same answer. So
• 20:29
  Speaker 9: I was thinking, so this is where we lie.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: It was like, I was like, what was the point
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: of this conversation if all you were doing was testing me? Literally? Yeah? Interesting?
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: So well, I think it was a good test because
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: you had the same answer. She obviously already pre established
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: that answer in her head, and she wanted to see
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: if you're on the same page. I was wondering, because
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: you could have taken that anyway. I mean, like obviously not.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: And if I was to say yes, I would tell you.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Is she then going to say, so you would cheat
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: on me? What that's the point? I think she was
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: a little bit bored. I think she was. I think
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: because yesterday I had to We're going to talk about
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: it pretty soon. The summer I turned pretty I had
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: to watch all of the episodes leading up to the
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: finale of season two. I'd watched seven episodes in one day.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I had to. I did got to. I did. I
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: got to. Yeah, I come on, mat, it's all about mindset.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I got back from wherever I was. We were doing
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: something about midday and I got home like one thirty,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: and I was like, ah, she's got to watch TV
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: for the rest of the day. That's I gotta talk
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: about on the pod, Like I'm busy, I can't make
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: any play. Yeah. I kind of did. Like I just
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: brought my laptop with me around the house and doing laundry,
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: and I was still productive, and I just wasn't paying
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: attention to Beth, and so I think she got bored
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: and she was like, what would you? She was just
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: called my name and I was like what, I'm busy
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: the whole afternoon. That is funny. That is funny. She
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: ended up watching the last two episodes with me because
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: she's watched them, and she was like looking at me
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: for my reactions to shit, because fuck, the show gets cringey.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I gotta say it's cringey but also good. We'll get
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: to that. We'll get to that. But before we do, Jake,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: we have to plug our best thing. I reckon. We've
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: got going, which is our Patreon if you guys want
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: an extra episode like this, but also the book club
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: early and heaps more perks. We're doing giveaways. We're also
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: going to be giving away, not giving away, posting a
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: goggle Box type episode of the season finale of season two.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Yes on there, just like we did for our season one,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: but also plug the merch once more. Plug the merch.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: You guys get a ten percent discount over on Patriarch.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: That's right, all all four five dollars. I almost couldn't
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: say it because it's so cheap. Yeah shit, I was
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: about to say, wait, wait, wait, don't tell them the price
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: because we might need to up. Yeah. We just want
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: to have the most valuable yeah, in the world, which
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: I think we're on route to do in terms of
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: like I feel like, in terms of the amount of
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: content you get and the perks, yeah, one hundred percent,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: and like we don't mention it that much. But the
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: batter community over there in the group chats like sharing,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: everyone's sharing their beautiful like book collections, their kindles, like
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: the stuff they're buying. I want a kindle, Yeah, I
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: want a Kindle community, man, dude. I've seen videos of
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: people like getting ready for They're like, it'll be like,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: what are you doing tonight? And they would just be like,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: it'll be like that sound effects where it's a bang
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: like fang and they just like do an action. Yeah,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: And it's them setting up getting in bed with their
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: kindle people, right. They get in their pajamas, have a shower,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: get in their pajamas, have a kindle that's attached to
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: their bed head and the kindle comes out on a
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: tripod arm in front of their face. They have all
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: body under the blankets and a clicker to click the
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: page to move the pages. And I was like, the
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: dream is the dream? That is so ua? Yeah? Yeah,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: if sleep wasn't a must, I actually would read all
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: night genuinely, genuinely, genuinely, I actually would. And it's crazy
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: and I feel like my ADHD is going to just
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: get bored of it soon and I'm just gonna laugh
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: it up. While do you do you think you're reading
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: too much for your ADHD? Is that possible? Just for
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: your ADHD? And like how we know you act about things? Yeah,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Like my current obsession is your attention span with things.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I like it, but also like you to stay there
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: for the long run. Yeah, because like most things in
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: your life, like activity, hobbies wise, last, what did you
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: say about a year Yeah? Yeah, a year of reading? Yeah,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: how many books that can pump out? Let's get reading
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: tick when they say try everything in your twenties. Mate.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Well anyway, anyway, guys go join page on. Yes up
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: next though, we've got i G question of the week.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: This one's fun. It is very fun. So we put
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: on the IG question. Oh, we put on the IG question.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I think I need water o his dime. So we
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: put on the IG question. Tell us what you said
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: to him and we will tell you what he hurt. Yeah.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: So basically, we're going to get in the mind of
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: some toxic males and some of them are toxic. Oh yeah,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: most of them probably and nine percent of them, and
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: try and interpret what they would have heard if they
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: would receive hearing these things. Yeah, so toxic mindset on. Okay,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: don't want to go first? Yeah, sure, this one's actually
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: maybe you don't need a toxic mindset for this. We
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: might like this. I don't think they all are toxic,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: but some of them you'll definitely be like, yeah, what
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: she said? Can we just sit in and watch Star
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Wars tonight. Did we hear see what I hear? She
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: wants a ring on that finger? Oh? This is what
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: this is? This is what I hear. I really want
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: you to put a ring on my finger. That's what
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I heard. I would hear you did something wrong? What
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: when would when so you took it positive? When would
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Beth ever say that to you? Never? She wants my love? No,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: she did something more, she did run something wrong, and
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: she's trying to like make it up to you. Because
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: that's so so I'm like my mindset should be what
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: have you done wrong? Why are you waving nicety? Yeah,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: that's how I would take it with Cassie because she
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: hates Star Wars and like the Hobbit and ship. Yeah,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: because I've always like when we scroll through stuff on
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: like Netflix, I'm like always stop at the Hobbit and
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I'm like, come on, no, no aside. And she also
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: wouldn't click on, like if she did want me to
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: put a ring on her finger, the connection there, Yeah,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: but she would click on if she did something wrong.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: The connection there. Okay, I'd be like look yeah, but
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: first of all, yes, to be fair, you're like the
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: angel on one shoulder the positive and I'm like the devil, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: the angel, the angel on this show is like, she
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: wants you to she wants she wants to ring on
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: that finger. And that was like, but what did she do? Yeah?
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: What did she do? Okay? What she said, I've got
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: a headache?
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: Easy?
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: What she what? What? What we hear? As men, I
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: haven't drank any water today. I was going to say
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: she needs some water. Yeah, you may as well just
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: say I haven't had any water and now I'm going
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: to waste your time with a headache. That's so it is? Yeah, okay,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: boys are so logical. What she said don't stay out
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: all night? Oh I would hear? Or what toxic? Don't
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: stay out all night? Is she cares about me? Toxic?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Brain on? If she said that, I'd be thinking, is
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: that a challenge? Oh shit, that's good. Tell me what
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: to do? I think that's it. Don't tell me what
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: to do? What do you don't tell me what to do? Shita?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Don't stay out all night? Is I challenge you to
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: stay out on it? Yeah? I dare you to stay
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: out on that. We got there, We got there? Okay
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: what she said? I think we would be better off
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: being friends. What what we heard as men, I hate
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: you and you mean nothing to me. Oh, I would
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: hear only for now, She doesn't realize yet another challenge. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I see Yeah you think okay, okay, oh no, yeah,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: So say again, what was saying I think we would
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: be better off being friends. I would be adding more
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: yeah to the sentence. I think we'd be better off
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: being friends just for the time being.
• 29:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, stick around. I think I might just stick
• 29:22
  Speaker 8: around for a while. Yeah, she realized, Oh, men are fucked.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, men hit. The thing about me as well is
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: if that actually happened to me, I'd be like, we
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: are not friends. I'd be like, no, no, no, be honest.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah I liked you. Yeah, like, no, I actually I
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: like you. And if you don't just tell me that
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: if you don't want it to work, if it's not
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: going to work out, we're not friends. Yeah. It's funny though,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: when you're like eighteen. When I'm younger and I would
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: have copped it. I would have been like, yeah, but
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I don't think you have the emotional intelligen to say no, no, no, no,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: like I like you, you kind of like want to
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: avoid that conversation and then for some reason, getting friend
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: zoned was such a big thing back then. Yeah, you
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: almost gaslight yourself into saying like, oh, she's just testing
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: me's testing my she's testing my longevity, my ability to
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: she's testing my commitment, my commitment. If she's testing my commitment,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: that's a good one. Yeah, Okay, this one's a little confusing.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: What she said, you can come back when you give
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: me cake instead of bread crumbs. Oh what I would hear?
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: What would be cake and bread crumbs? Eh, I'm hungry. No, Actually,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I feel like that one's pretty straightforward. We're also most
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: men are too dumb to know what bread crumbing is.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: I would say we only know what bread coming is
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: because of this podcast. Yeah I agree, But yeah, I
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: think many dudes would pick up on that. The analogy
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: there not at all. You're wasting your time and analogy. Yeah,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: you hit me with the fact you can come back
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: when you actually start being a fucking man. Yeah, that's
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: what it is. Okay, what she said, I need you
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: to stop promising things you can't deliver. What he heard
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: is so she said, I need you to stop promising
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: on things you can't deliver. Toxic man here. Yeah, yeah,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: give me I'm trying to switch. Give me a toxic
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: mind onto me. She's onto me about what like I'm
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: putting in the bare minimum? Oh, ship like she's onto me.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: This is what I hear. Right, two months of effort
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: and then back to normal. Oh yeah, give me the
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: flick of the switch and the toxic Yeah. Far, two
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: months of effort, then back to normal. You're right. Yeah.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: What he should would hear is this should be a
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: wake up call because I love this woman. Yeah, but
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: he's not hearing that. He's not hearing that. Yeah, all
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: I would some would say boring, No way not if
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: you're in this scenario, this could all be taken so
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: out of context. Okay, what she said, I don't mind
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: how much you spend on an engagement ring. What I
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: hear it better be two to three months salary. Yeah.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: What I hear is it does matter. It does matter. Yeah,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: it matters how much you spend on my engagement ring. Yeah,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: fuck breath. And I looked it up the other day
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: because I have I told you about. I have a
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: thing once a month for I get an edification on
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: my phone to do a ring check in, So I
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: started doing this thing because I mean not to be harsh,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: but I am not going to propose anytime soon. Yeah right,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: But when I do want to propose, I do want
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: to know what ring to get, so I would I
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: will obviously go, I'll get like help from my sister,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: help from Beth's best friend, and help from her sister.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, I also like, I want
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: it to be the ring Beth has chosen. So I
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: have this thing now where once a month I get
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: a notification to do a ring check in, and so
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: I'll text Beth or if I'm with her, I'll be like, Okay,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: show me your favorite ring right now, show me the
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: ring you would want, what it looks like. So then
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: in like five years, if that's what I'm ready to propose,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: she's going to be having gotten all these ring check ins.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: But then one of the check ins is going to
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: be like this is the one where it's like I'm
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: going to buy it now, and she's done. It's always
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: and it's going to be surprised too. Fair it's really
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: good from you. Yeah, really once a month ring check
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: ins and yeah, that's and we looked it up because
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I had a ring check in the other day and
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: she goes how she was looking them up and she goes, oh,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: how's this one that I literally would be my dream ring?
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: It is only like two grand and I was like,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: that does seem cheap for an engagement ring? And then
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: we looked up what's the average and it's two three
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: months salary. Firstly, I think it's really really cute from
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: you and you have really good intentions. But also I
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: feel like that'd be such a terrible slash good technique
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: for a toxic man to bread kwamba woman and lead
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: them on. Yeah, because I could up and leave. Yeah.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: And she's like, but what was it that you have
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: good intention r? Yeah, because it's so cute you show
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: signs of your commitment. Yeah, it's such a good point.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: What was with that ring thing? How can we did that?
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: But also with us, I guess, so we pay ourselves
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: minimum wage or yeah, we just pay ourselves as much
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: as we need. Really, yeah, it's basically a minimum wage.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: But also so the business makes a certain amount of
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: money and then you and I, yeah, minimum wage? So
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: is it what goes in a my personal bank account
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: or it goes into our partnership Because the partnership is
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: not to brag quite a bit more. Yeah, so if
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: you come with some stinky thing, yeah, got paved. No no, no,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: that's when we'll go to a company and put ourselves
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: on salary and then it's three months of mine by
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, surely will be on Well. Hey, I've
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: spoken about it on the pod business purchase. Yeah, big
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: expense for sure. Okay, is it my term? Yeah? What
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: she said, can you please take out the trash? What
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: he heard? I think I have a good one. I
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: think I don't think I hear anything different. What he
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: hears again, toxic mindset. This is what he heard. Can
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: you please going the perilous, soul binding journey of taking
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: out the trash? It's going to be so hard. You're
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: going to go through hell to do this, but I
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: need you to do it. Please. Oh oh yeah, no,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: that's good. Yeah. He walks through the fiery depths of
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: hell and back for me. Okay, what she said, we
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: can watch a movie on my bed. What he hears,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Let's have sex what yeah, yeah, yeah, she's like the
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: lounge is in his company. Yeah, my bed's heaps come.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: We can lie down in my bed in the living room.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I hear is let's get naked. Yeah, let's getting Oh no,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: bad mindset, switch your back, switching back. What you should
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: be hearing is the bed is just comfier. No, I
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: think I honestly think that's what it means. It probably does,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: unless you didn't have a living I don't think that's top. Yeah. No,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: And like if you have roommates or like if you're
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: just seeing someone and they have a roommate, they want
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: to be in your bedroom to have sex. Yeah, you
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: wouldn't care if you if you want to have sexy,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: be out in the lounge. Okay, what she said, this
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: is the last time we speak. What he is see
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: you next week. Truth. Truth. So I'll see you next week.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I'm going to try and continually before Yeah, I am
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: going to message. Yeah, we'll see about that. Let's see
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: about that. Okay. What she said, You're willy is the
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: perfect size. Ah, what I hear, your willy is small.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, Oh, I wasn't in the toxic mindset.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Oh I was in toxic. I heard I was insecure. No,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I was an insecure mindset. So he wants to date me?
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Oh if you No, I actually I was gonna say,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I feel like it was a girlfriend thing to say
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: your willy is a perfect size. But I guess if
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: you had been sleeping with someone and you were, like
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: I guess dating and hadn't asked her to be a
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: girlfriend yet, it wouldn't be weird first for someone to
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: say that if you had been sleeping with them either
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: or so before dating she wants to date me, or
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: whilst dating she really loves me mmmm, Or would you
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: say your dick is small? Yeh? One of those three depends,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Actually it depends. Okay, what's the context. Did she bring
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: it up like, hey, I just have to tell you
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: something like your willy is the perfect size? Or am
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: I like that have a big dick? And then she
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: goes it's perfect? Probably that yeah, that means it's small.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: That means it's small. You If you ask, like, have
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: I got a big willie and then she says it's perfect,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: then it's small. But if she's brought it up like
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: I just want to let you know, that's a great
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: tip for all the women out there, because most men
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: are extremely insecure creatures. If you bring up on your
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: own accord and tell them their peanuts is large or
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: the perfect size that will gas them up more than
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: you know. That will definitely gas them up because it's
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: very insecure and stupid. But she's thinking about my will. Yeah,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: super insecure, stupid, but hey, we'll leave it to you
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: guys to fix our insecurity because men are trash and immature.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: We will not fix it stupid. All right, this one,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I know what she said. I
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: want you to be happy even if it's not with me.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: She doesn't want me to be happy. Oh, I want
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: you to be happy even if it's not with me,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: because I want her. I would hear, Yeah, yeah, I
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: would hear I don't want you to be happy, especially
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: if it's not with me. I would also hear, like,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: just tell me, don't love me. I want you to
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: be happy even if it's not with me. So is
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: the context of that, like he's breaking up with her,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: like you know, it's all good, thank you for breaking
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: up with me, like thank you for not wasting my
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: time or whatever. I want you to be happy even
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: if it's not with me. Well, you could take it
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: either way, because it could be her breaking up with him,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: And then she's like, I still want you to be happy.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Even if it's not with me. That's Robert Saltan the wound.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: That's like favor sending TAML on that letter. Bro, that's
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: kicking a man while it's down. True, I'm only happy
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: with you. I'm done, okay, And my last one. What
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: she says, I'm only looking for something casual right now.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: What she says, I'm only looking for something casual right now.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: It's usually a man saying that. I would hear. So
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I'm good at sex, but I'm not boyfriend material. Yeah okay,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. So I'm seeing someone and
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: she says to me, I just want something casual right now. Yeah,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: to be fair, it is what it's she has said.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: What she said, like, I just know you toxic mind
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: initiated a right toxic mind in we get to have
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: sex batties. It is time. It's been a couple of weeks.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: We have watched seasons one to seven of the Summer
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I Turned Pretty. Time to talk about it, But you
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: say seasons one to seven. Sorry, we have watched season two,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: episodes one to seven of the Summer I Turn Pretty,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: and it's time to talk about it. Yeah, as you
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: can tell, we're both very excited, and I binged it yesterday,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: so i have it all pretty freshen my mind, and
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: I've got last time, I didn't have notes, and it
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: kind of was harder for me to like remember what happened. Man,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: I got good notes or not noted up, bro, And
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: I've got thoughts and feelings as well for the episodes. Okay, okay, okay,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: So I say we go through the episodes and tell
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: the people how we're feeling. All right, you gonna be
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: funny too, just so for me to be like, hey,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: episode one and I've got like ten points for episode one, yeah,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: sort of kind of what happened? Or should I like
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: read them and then just do like the quick synopsis
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: of an episode, what do you reckon? Like if I
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: read it and then go yep, cool quick synopsis? Fuck it?
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Episode one. It opens up with Belly. She's daydreaming, right,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: and she's dreaming about being next to the pool and
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: cousins and Jeremiah's there, Conrad's there, Susanna's there, Susanna Susanna,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: and Conrad comes over and he's like comes down. He's
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: like being all kind of like romantic with her, and
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Jeremiah goes, oh, yeah, we get it. You guys are
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: into each other. Susannah comes out a to you last
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Oh my dream come true. Comrade comes down and kisses her,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: and then she wakes up. She's actually at school, was
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: a dream. She wakes up A bomb dropped to start,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: I know. She wakes up quickly, and then she instantly goes,
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: I wasn't at Cousins and Susannah's dead just straightaway drops
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: the problem. Susannah is just dead, crazy, right, and I
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: was kind of like, fuck bro. So we go from
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: there to bell rings and then the teacher goes, Okay,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: enjoy your summer. So we've all we've basically gone. And
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: from the end of last season they were least summer
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: was over, and now at the start of this season
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: is the start of the next summer. They're not going
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: to Cousins this summer, right, Suzanna's died. They're all devo.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: She's like lost contact with Jeremiah and Conrad for reasons
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: we don't really know yet, right, and then we do know,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: but we do know now. We do know now. So
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: she's also been doing pretty shitty at school. Grades low,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: lost volleyball Captaincy Stephen. My fucking guy. I fucking love Steve.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: I hate Stephen. Why you like Stephen? He is the
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: most jarring kid.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: He's so cringe I've got written down here. And then
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: him going to Priston, He's just like the most annoying
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: thing ever. He's going to Princeton. He's gotten into this
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Ivy League school, and hey, I'm more than happy to
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: admit he's the cringiest personal life. Yeah, but he is
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: my favorite character. I think this is fitting to say, like,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: you know, when someone has a punchable head, that is Stephen.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: You know who else I love is Taylor. I like Taylor. Taylor,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I like Taylor. So then they have
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: the graduation ceremony in that and then but all the
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: while this is happening in this first episode, there's a
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: lot of flashbacks happening of memories, and so she flashes
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: back to the moment her and Conrad kiss at the
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: end of season one. She's walking back with Conrad and
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: she goes, oh, I actually, I want to be honest
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: with you. The other day, Jeremiah admitted he had feelings
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: for me, and then we kissed, and Conrad didn't know that,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: and then so she told Conrad and he's kind of
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: like okay. So then she's like, oh, you know, we
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: need to tell him and he's like let me. Then
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Belly says, no, let me. They go inside. So this
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: is like back at the end of summer last season,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: and she goes in. She goes to tell Jeremiah and
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: he's like, oh, hey, Belly, coming in, and then he
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: starts to said to her, I think we should tell
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: people about us because he thinks that they are they're
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: a thing. And then she goes, oh, yeah, I actually
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: wanted to talk about that. I was just down on
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: the beach with Conrad and we were talking and then
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: we kissed, and Jeremih' is like the fuck And then
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, we wanted to tell you, and he's
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: like we You're already a WII and I was kind
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: of like, shit, fair boy. He's so fair, shit bro,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: and he was pissed. He was like, you know what,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: fuck it, get out of my room, leave me alone.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: You know how everyone's like team Conrad or team Jeremiah. Yeah,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: where is Team Belly's the problem? I want to say,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: never met a more delusional person in my life. Before
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: we get into it into it. I would just like
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: to say, Belly is, hands down, please, no one hate me,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: the most selfish person alive. Yeah, these two poor boys, Yeah,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: they also have their issues. Yes, I admit they both
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: have issues. Right, but poor Conrad and Jeremiah, they don't
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: have a mum anymore. They both don't really like their dad.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Conrad hates his dad, Jeremiah Stinard hate his dad, and
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: now they fucking hate each other. They have no one,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: and Belly's like, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. I want
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: both of you and none of you at the same time. Yeah,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: it's insane. I know it's called very negative, but it's
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: called the Sammurai turn. Pretty it should be called the
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Summer I turned nasassistic. I was gonna say, don't shoot
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: where you Yeah, the summer I turned narcissistic. Fuck me.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: So they But in this first episode, Belly is like
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: getting over grieving the death of Susanna and also like
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: getting over Conrad. Right, so we still don't really know why,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: but she's getting over Conrad, and Taylor's kind of like,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: let's go to the grad party. Let's go to the
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: graduation party. We you know, because she convinced her to go.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: And then while they're there, she's like, you know, the
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: best way to get over someone is to get under someone.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I was kind of like, Taylor, I love you, facts
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: let's go, Belly, get into it. She goes to the party.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: She ends up seeing a dude she likes and she's
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: like talking to him. She goes over and she goes
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: to kiss the dude and he just goes, oh, he
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: backs away, and I was kind of thinking, fuck Belly.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: He backs way. I don't remember his name. He backs
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: away and she goes, oh, whoa and he's like yeah,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: oh no, and then she's like no, no, all good,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: all good, No, it's all good, It's all good. And
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: then he goes. She goes to walk away, and like
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: before she leaves, he goes. Belly actually like, could you
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: put a good word in me for me with your
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: friend like whatever name was, And I was like, fuck me,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: waiter up, Saltan the wound you dick. Oh poor Belly.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: And so then she goes and have a big fight
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: with her brother, and you know they're both just like
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: grieving in their own ways. She goes home, has a big,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: big ass fight with their mum. Her mum was my
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: favorite character in the last season, but she's obviously ever
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: since the death of Susannah, and like, while Susannah was sick,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: she hasn't been a great mum. She hasn't been there. True,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: So yeah, fair. So, also we get to meet Taylor's
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: boyfriend Milo. Can I say something about Milo? I kind
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: of like him? What, I don't know, I know, I
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: kind of like him, Like I just think he just
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: he's his own person. He's cool, he is cool. He
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: ends up being a bit of a suspect, but like
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: he's his own person. Yeah. Initially the first episode, you're like,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: he's guy, and Taylor makes sense, go Taylor. Yeah. But
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: also they like so they're like seven and eighteen or
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Taylor and Belly no thing, yeah, seventeen, and then they
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: kind of like make them look like they're acting like
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: they're like twenty one, twenty two, twenty three. Crazy. Yeah,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: that's what that's what they do in America actually crazy, right. Yeah.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: So Belly is upset after this night out. Okay, she
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: goes to call Jeremiah because Jeremiah hasn't been answering any
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: of her calls and texts ever since the you know,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: he got mad at her own cousins. And then he
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: answers and he's like hello. She goes, oh, Jeremiah, Hi,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: and straight away he's like, are you with my brother?
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: And I was kind of thinking like what the fuck
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: because I didn't know everything yet. And then she's like, ah, no,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: why and he's like, oh, he's missing. I was thinking,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: fuck's gone. Conrade's Comrade's gone. And so he's like, yeah, yeah, no,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: he won't answer my text. His roommate told me that
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: the last thing that happened was he was on the
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: phone with someone and just said everything is fucked and
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: just left. And he hasn't seen him since. And so
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Belly's like, well fuck, and he goes, yeah, I'm gonna
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: go to Brown, which is the university he went goes to.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: And he's going, I'm gonna go to Brown tomorrow and
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go find him, and Belly goes, come
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: on with you, yeah, And all the while during this episode, right,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: what happened? This happens throughout the whole season, Belly's having
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: flashbacks of phone calls with Conrad. Right, and so these
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: phone calls are friend phone calls. The classic friend phone
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: call that you have someone you really like, and it's
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: just before they admit their feelings for each other. So
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: throughout the whole year, they've been having friend phone calls
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: and so that's kind of just like where it gets
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: left off episode two. So she sneaks out to go
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: find Conrad right with Jeremiah, and so she's sneaking out
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: and then you realize it's a flashback because she sneaks
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: out of her house and she actually gets into the
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: car with Conrad right, and he's come to pick her
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: up in the middle of winter to go drive to
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Cousins to see the snow on the beach. And that's
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: when you realize all these flashbacks and shit, there are
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: them actually dating. Yeah, because he says to her, my
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: mum's so happy that we're dating, and I was like, fuck, Well,
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: we realized that Belly and Conrad I think it finished
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: last season on that decided not to see each other
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: for Jeremiah's sake. Yeah, and then their feelings were too strong. Yeah,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: so they started doing it in secret behind Jeremiah's back.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: They started off doing that and then stabbing back. Yeah,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: and then we find out that Conrad actually way later
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: does yeah, like he says to Bellie, I spoke to
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: him and he's dating people and stuff like he said
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: it's fine, and so he's over you. So she's kind
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: of like, okay, sweet, yeah we're dating. No questions are
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: no fucking questions asked bro. Okay, now phase back in.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: She's actually on a bus to go sit to the
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: school to help Jeremiah find Conrad, and she gets to
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: the comrade's uni and then Jeremiah is straight away like
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: talking about her and Conrad like being together. She's like,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: he goes, oh, I'm at his dorm room or like,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I'm at his dorm building. She gets there and he's like,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know where it is, and she goes, oh,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: neither do. I just know it's on the top floor.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: And he's like, you didn't come visitim in at Brown
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: whatever like whatever, whatever, whatever, and she's like, oh, no,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: not really, my mum didn't really want me to drive
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: to Brown whatever. They can't find him. They see his
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: roommatee and his roommate goes, yeah, he's not answering my
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: call to text. He needs to be here next Thursday
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: for his final. So then they go fuck it. Where
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: does wait? Wait, they do find out where he went? No,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: They like it was funny when they went up to
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: the room and then when they were leaving, Jeremiah said
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Belly's name, and then the roommate goes, oh, oh, yeah,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: you're Belly. You're Belly. And then she's like yeah, and
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: she's like, you make Conrad depressed. Yeah, when you guys
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: broke up, you guys were depressed. Yeah. And Jeremiah's kind
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: of like agitated and and he like hates Belly still.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: He's like, I don't need you here by the way,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: and she's like, well, I'm here. So then they find
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: out he's actually he's in cousins. Someone I think something
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: about someone said something about him going to a beach,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: and so they go, oh easy, he's at Cousins. And
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: then they go to drive the cousins and they get
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: a flat tire on the way. They're get in to
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: fight Belly and Jeremiah, and Belly's kind of like, I'm
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: so sorry about the all, like they're referencing things that
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: we don't know about yet, and you know you're gonna
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: get a flashback. It was really kind of annoying. It
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: was confusing. I wasn't a big fan of it. The
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: whole series was just like, so the whole season was flashbacks.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: They're getting a big fight, and then Jeremiah's kind of like,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: I think Jeremiah is kind of toxic. I like the
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: facts he was spitting. At this point, everything anyone's done,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Jeremiah has been dog. She's been the victim, and he
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: actually has been the victim. Fair okay, because he's kind
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: of like, you know, my mom fucking died and you
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: weren't there, and she's like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: but I do have to admit b Belly makes everything
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: about herself. Oh yeah, when we find out at the funeral,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: yeahss me, oh yeah. And then then there's another flashback
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: of the winter trip that Conrad and Belly took to Cousins,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: and they go to Cousins and then they get to
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: see snow on the beach, and she's kind of just
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: like having these flashbacks of pain because she's not with
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Conrad anymore. You don't know how they break up yet,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: but she loses her virginity at Cousins with Conrad, and
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: so it's just an all the more reason why she's
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: just so connected to him, you know, so fucking connected.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: And then they get to the beach house and Cousins
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: also makes it way worse that she then goes later
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: on to the other brother ah, way worse, Fuck me dead, bro.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: And then they find comrad at Cousins at the end
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: at the end of episode three, and then the start
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: of episode three is they find out the reason he's
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: in Cousins is because someone texted him saying, why is
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: there for sale? Sign out your house's cousin at your
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: house and Cousins, So he drives there. He finds out
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: his auntie, who owned half of the house with his
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: mum because it was left to them when their dad died,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: it's put the house for sale because she's now the
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: sole owner. He's going to try and figure it out.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: And so they're like, well, fuck, like, why do you
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: always do this? Why are always try and do sit
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: on your own? Let's just fucking be a fucking man
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: and just ask for helpful once for fox sakes, And
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Comrade's just genuinely to be fair a dick. And so
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Belly is becoming Jeam Jeremiah at this point. By the
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: way you can see she's starting to catch feelings for
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Jeremiah so Conrad's being Conrad I've written down. And then
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: what Belly has told her mum is that she's staying
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: at Taylor's house because her mum would not have let
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: her go to Cousins. So then now also Stephen thinks
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: the same thing. But then Stephen runs into Taylor at
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: the mall and she's like and he's like, oh, where's
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: my sister. She's like, oh, she's going to buy stuff
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: for our periods, run our periods or whatever. And then
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: he goes, okay, cool, and then she leaves. And then
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: then and then he texts Belly and she goes like, hey,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: you going, and she goes, oh, I'm all good. I'm
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: at Taylor's house watching the Titanic. And then he goes,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: sus just fuck, I was just with Taylor. So then
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: a little while later Stephen calls Taylor and he goes,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: oh I am He calls her out basically yeah, from memory,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: I don't really get it. Oh No. He calls her out,
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: finds out where Bellie actually is, and then he's like,
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: why didn't they ask me to go to Cousins. And
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: then he calls Taylor again and says, I'm going to cousins.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: Conrad asked me to go, and or from the fucking
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: first episode, you can tell that Steven is trying to
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: hit on Taylor. He wants her bad bro. She has
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: a boyfriend now, and so he goes, Oh, Conrad told
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: me he wants me to come, So I'm going. And
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: then she's like, well I'm coming to of course of
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: course still fact she makes the show good, I'm not
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: gonna lie be. Then so Steven likes Taylor I have
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: written down and Conrad they do a flashback to prom.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Why does Belly have a prom when she's not graduating?
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: It's probably some American thing, really weird. And you can
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: tell at this point that during their relationship Conrad is
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: like fizzling out of the relationship and pretty much just
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: he is. He's throwing it all the way, he's not trying.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Once he got a little bit hard, he doesn't feel
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: seems like he's like mentally checked out, Yeah, mentally checked out.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: And he's forgotten her corsage, like the wristbrand with a bracelet,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: and he just is like, not get put in any
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: effort at all, poor Belly. And then they go to
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: the prom and he's just like not acting interested at all,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: and then she's like, he goes, can we please go
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: outside and talk? And all the one I'm pretty sure
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: the mom's still alive at this point, yeah, and she's like,
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: meds aren't working. Then she's going downhill. They go outside
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: and Belly's kind of like, what's wrong with you? Like,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: please talk to me, don't shut me out, and he's
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: kind of just like literally just shutting her out. And
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: then he goes, I just have to go, like, I'm
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: gonna go, but I need to. I've got an exam
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: on Monday. I'm gonna go back to school tonight. She goes,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: you said you're gonna stay the night and he's like,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I have to go. And then he leaves
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: and she goes, well, am I going to say it
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: to you? And he goes what. She goes that we're
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: over and I was kind of like facts that we're over,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: and he's like no, no, and then they have a
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: bit of a fight. She takes off the Infinity necklace
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: that he gave her and she just like puts in
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: his hands and and he's like, Belly, no. She runs
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: away crying. Yeah it was harsh, but also I don't know,
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: then he drives away in his range Rover. He got
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: a ranger over bro range Rover. But also like, ah,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: to be fair to Conrad, he's going through so much. Yeah,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: and then Belly's just so dramatic, like his mom's dying,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: and then he's obviously disassociating with life as a whole,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: and then she's just like, you're not even here with
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: It's hard though, because at the same time it's like
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: she knows he's disassociating, but also why can't he just
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: talk about it more? Oh, he still has a lot
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: of his own prosers. Yeah, like, so just talk about
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: it more, because then you guys are both gonna understand things.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: And it's like, leading up to this point, he's let
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: stuff build up. So now he's disassociating the most at
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: her prom, where it's like you could have spoken about
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: it and really disassociated, and then for her prom you
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: could have just had one fucking day off of being
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: a dick and disassociating. I know it would be hard.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: I can't obviously can't speak from experience because it hasn't
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: happened to me. But at the same time, it's like
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: one day for her, one day for belly every other
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: day for you. This whole show is about not being
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: able to have one day off for your selfish regions
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: pretty much. So Comrade ruined a prom. They broke up.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Then it goes back to present day and the aunt
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: is a bitch. They go and try and convince her.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: She says, no, I'm great cast thing. I thought, I
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: really give it up, like Auntie. Yeah, bit vibes. She's
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: in Brooklyn. Similar to her. She's in Brooklyn. Might night
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: to the Auntie. Yeah, it's the old version. And so
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: then we the boys have to say bye bye to
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: the house and the they want to try and buy
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: the house, the dad saying no, they want to use
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: their trusts. Dad says no. Flashback to the funeral tear jerker.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Conrad sings a song I tear that. Oh yeah, that
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: was emotional, very very sad. Now this is where we
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: find out what happened to the funeral at the after
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: party of the funeral, the wake, the after party, I
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: mean the wake after the wake. Thiss me. We get
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: there to the funeral, they're at like I think they're
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: just at their They're at Conrad in Jeremiah's house in Boston,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: and so she says to Jeremiah, like, Oh, if you
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: don't feel like mingling, I'll get your plate of food
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: and you can go upstairs and not bring it to you.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: So he says, thanks, that's cool, So he goes upstairs.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: She makes the plate, Stephen takes the feet up to Jeremiah.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: She makes another play food. Going to look for Conrad,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: someone goes, oh, he's in the reck room. She walks in.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: He's lap head on lap with his ex girlfriend Aubrey
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: because she's at the funeral. She knew the mump. And
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: so then Belly's kind of like, seize Rhett, and he's
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: just like Belly, wait, doesn't even give him a chance
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: to explain. To be fair, like, like we find out
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: later what happened, I get it, but like she's upset,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: but give him a fucking chance to explain. But also,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: who cares? Who cares? His mom just died. Everyone had
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: every right to be mad at her today. Just also,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: just bottle up all your emotions for the next three hours. Yeah,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: don't say anything and then go home cry tomorrow. It's
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: not the day of the funeral. How about it. Yell
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: at him, do whatever you want, get answers. Yeah, I
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: get it, So she runs downstairs. He chases her and
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: then she's like, get off me, causing a scene, and
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: he's like, He's like, I knew you'd be like this,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: and I was kind of like fuck, And then I
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: wrote down the actual questions. I'd be like what, and
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: he goes, I knew it was a bad idea, start
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: something with you. That's what he said to her. Hush
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: but harsh, but no. At hand, I also felt bad
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: for Bellie's mom. Yeah, and then Belly's like, I'll never
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: let him get to me like that again. And then
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: Laurel's pissed at Belly about it. So now back to
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: present day. They're at the house. Stephen and Taylor show up.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: They've just gotten off the phone with the dad Comrade
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: and that and trying to get him to buy the house.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: They say no. He says no to the trusts. Taylor
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: and Steven show up. They're like, hey, hey, everyone's so
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: groom and they're like, what the fuck's going on? And
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: they're just like, we lost the house. Shit. Then they
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: started to watch a movie. Comrade has a panic attack.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Steven chases him out to the beach. What's wrong? What's wrong?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: And he goes nothing nothing, panic attack and he's like shit,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: why He's like, I got into Stanford. I was like,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: what was the text he received when they went to
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: the movie. Yeah, gave basic whatever episode four. So yeah,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: he finds out they gun in to Stanford. Now there's
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: an open house today on the house and they're all like,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: we need to fucking ruin this for her. Steven Fox
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: up the ac on a really hot day in the
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: heat wave. The Auntie's like, fuck, cancer's open house. So
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: then she goes while I organize getting it fixed, you
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: guys just get out of my hair. And then they're like, yeah, whatever.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: And Sky is the cousin. By the way, Sky is
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: grown up and she is a day and she is
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: the cringiest character of them all. But also I kind
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: of liked her. I liked it. I liked Sky a lot.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: She at the start, the way she was the picture,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, But then she found her
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: own skin. It was cool. Like comrade comes in and goes,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: what's she doing here? And she goes, it's actually they
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: and I was kind of like, facts, stiffy yourself, and
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: so she does do like they made her character really
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: good at having bad social cues and not because she
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: has obviously not related much social She's like, I don't
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: do hugs. Yeah, like fat facts.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: It was.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: It was just like so funny, I don't do hugs,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: by the way, and so then they go, fuck it,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: let's go to the arcade, Let's go to the pier
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: or whatever. And I would say so far was my
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: favorite because that's when they have the Arcade tournament. They
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: just all have like it's sick music and it's the
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: boys versus the girl, so Taylor Belly Sky versus the boys,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: and they were just like play all these games. It
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: was fucking looked fun right, and everyone's finally happy they
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: got to stay at the house last night. And then
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: they get back to the house and they've emptied it.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Everything's gone. Aunt Julia has fucking empty evil bro fucking
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: evil bitch, low fucking blowed, very low blow, just fucking
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: dog all their mothers shit without put it in stories,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: having a say, oh my fucking god. And then they're
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: like what happened. She goes, yeah, me and your father
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: decided that this would be the easiest way. And I
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: was like, fuck you to the dad, fuck you to
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: the Auntie. Even Sky the auntie's daughter's like, honestly, Mom,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: fuck you right, that is fucking petty, so petty brother
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: so low. So she leaves and she goes, I need
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: to finalize some things, so I need to go to
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Boston tonight. And Sky's like, Mom, you can't do this,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: and she's like, we're going and she goes, no, Mom, seriously,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: I'm not going with you. So her and Mom are
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: fighting and then they go inside. They're like, what are
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: we gonna do? At this point, By the way, they've
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: met Cam at the arcade because now he's working at
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: the Arcade and he's for some reason following along for
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: the rest of the season. So we stuck around. I
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: was thinking that. I was like, what's Cam doing here?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: He comes in Clutch at one point. One point they
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: didn't have to be written in Yeah, but Cam's now
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: were just with them and Cam and Sky I think
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: I think Cam was with them because he doesn't have
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: any friends. Yeah, no fair and he was trying to
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: make so yeah, that's it was hilarious. And so they
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: go back to the house and like, what are we
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: going to do in this empty house? Guys, Mum's left,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: and so they go fuck it. Let's throw a party.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: They decided to throw a party, and they go just
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: get planning for that. Yeah, slightly, timelines shifted there, but
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: they also went in because all this stuff was gone.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: They went to the where they had the dead ball
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: and slept every night there. That's right. Sorry, So before
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: they throw the party, they go to the country club
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: and they sleep at the country club, and Taylor and
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: Stephen nearly kissed, Jeron, Jeremiah and Belly nearly kiss and
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: then I wrote Taylor and Steve and are in love.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Comrade and Jeremiah walking on Stephen and Taylor dancing romantically
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: while they were looking for something to sleep on. Yeah,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: and they were like whoa, whoa, what's going on here?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: And doing nothing nothing, and Jeremiah and Comrade are kinda
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: like just sitting there like yeah, yeah cool, yeah, No.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: I love how this whole thing's like all this this
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: crew the Posse, trying to be all serious like real
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: life problems, like they're losing the house, their moms just died,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: and then they just go off and break into this place,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: doing some illegal things, sleeping there every night. Then they
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: go and trash their house. Yeah, being like just degenerate kids,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: you know what this was. This whole thing was just
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: like rich kids having a hissy fit. Yeah, that's what
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: it was. It's literally what it was. And so then
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: they actually find out the and but then they get
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: back to the house after the country club and they
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: find out that it's actually sold. Yeah, so she said
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: that she sold it, and they're like, what you sold
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: the house within twelve hours. She goes yep, to a
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: nice family with three kids. And so that's when sorry,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: that's when Sky and her mum have an argument. The
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: mom has to go to Boston. Then they go back
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: to have to go what are we gonna do? Let's
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: throw a party now see episode six. They throw a party.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: Belly and Conrad make up about the funeral. Then Belly
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: and Taylor are teaching Skuy to kiss this Guy's like,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: never kissed the boy. They're like, let's fucking go. Now.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: The party has started and they put everything on their
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: dad's amex because sucking. They got alcohol. They've they decked
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: out of the house. That's so much money. So much money, bro.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: They also rich kid problem. Yeah yeah, yeah, Belly's what's
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: it's a It's like an eighties themed party. Belly's rolling
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: around in roll skates giving shots out. It was pretty cringe.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: It was hard to watch. I was getting through it.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: And then this is probably actually my favorite episode I
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: want and I'll tell you why. So I don't even
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: need my notes for this. She tell me that you
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: love the fucking Steven Taylor Dan that was the best pit.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: So Belly's roller skating falls backwards. Jeremiah catches her right
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: and like she's kind of like, oh shit, and she's
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: falling for Jeremiah again. All the while, both Jeremiah and
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Conrad want her, and Jeremiah goes into into her ear.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: This was sexy Jeremiah. Just Jeremiah was like, fuck, what
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: do you say? I wrote it down, so I got
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: it right. You don't need to hurt yourself to get
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: my attention. Yea, Conrad, you're doing it. You do for Conrad.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: And then so Cam and Sky go for a little walk.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: They're talking and Cam and Sky go sit by the pool.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Then they start kiss him.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: I love Cam, I love Cam camraon r best. He
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: is the best. So then flashback to Taylor and Stephen.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: Not flashback, sorry, just back into the house of Taylor
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: and Stephen. They are inseparable. Right for the whole season,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: they're inseparable, and you can tell he likes her, and
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: she's just going along with the game because she has
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: a boyfriend, Milo, and so Milo's texting her and Milo
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: is kind of adweep, I won't lie, and so he's like,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: I need you back home. I want to write songs
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: about you. And she's like whatever, I'm in Cousins helping
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: my friend Belly. So then he rocks up to Cousins
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: to the party and he goes, yo, where's my girl.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: Taylor and Cam and Skuy are like I don't know,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: and Tsky goes probably with Stephen Yeah, and he's like, well,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: that's where I'll be there the pot. Then it goes
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: to Mila's looking for them, and then Stephen and Taylor
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: they go over to the dance floor. Stephen clears it.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: He goes, hey, you me, let's go hit it fucking DJ,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: and then Party in the USA by Mila Syrres comes
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: on and they do this whole dance routine that Taylor
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: and Belly used to do for Steven and his mum
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: when they were kids, and Stephen remembered it. They do
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: this whole thing and then they have this heck fucking
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: insane intimate moment at the end where he's like touching
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: her face and she's like smiling up at him. Mila's
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: just watching the whole thing, and he goes, Taylor, what
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: are you doing? And then Belly they turn around and
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: she's like, fuck, go off, honestly leave and he's like no, no, no,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: you're my girl. She's like, no, please leave. Stephen goes, bro,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: you need to leave, and then you just hear fight, fight, fight,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: and everyone walks in. There's a big circle, and then
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: Milo and Stephen are starting to fight, and then Comrade
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: and Jeremiah on the side. Because I would call it
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: more of a tussle. It was not a fight. There
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: was no there was no no shots landed. It was
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: the show PG. Yeah, and then they like kind of
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: break it up and Taylor's kind of like, mindlo, leave,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: you're embarrassing me. He's like, yeah, come on, let's go.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: These people aren't for us anyway, and she goes, no,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: these are my friends. And he's like, girl, you're my girl.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: She's like, what's my middle name? And he goes She's like, honestly,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: you don't know anything about me. She runs off, and
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: Stephen looks at mylo and goes, it's Madison. Bro, that
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: was good to be. Let's go, Stephen. I'm telling you,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: why do you hate Stephen? I love? I hate him,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: though I love Steve. Dance well, him trying to like
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: make a move with that slow dance at the ball place.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Fucking cringey, then dance thing. It's cringey, but it's hecktic.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: I hate him. I love Stephen. Be says I'm gonna
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: hate him next week. Oh good, I hate him, so damn. Okay.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: So then Conrad Sky gets a text, and it's a
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: text from her mom because she's been handing her mum
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: to try and let them have the beach house. And
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: she goes like, okay, look, I've put in the agreement
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: that once a week every summer they have to rent
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: the house to Conrad and Jeremiah for one week. And
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: then Conrad, so, Jeremiah and Belly are like this is
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: great news. Conrad's like, no, no, what the fuck, Like
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: we've lost bro, Like, this is our house, We're not
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: renting it off some family. And so then they're like
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: what the fuck. And then Sky leaves and Jeremiah is
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: kind of like just hounds into Conrad, like why you
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: like this? Like if it's not perfect, it's not good enough.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: All this, he starts talking about stuff about Belly. Belly
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: looks at Jeremiah and goes, don't use me to get
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: at him, because he says to Conrad, like, you came
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: and begged me for my blessing, and that's Conrad didn't
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: tell Blessed Belly that. And then he was like because
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: a couple episodes Jeremiah told Belly that he did that,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Like Conrade came to him and goes, I love her. Man.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: He's like, you know what, I don't want you to
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: do it, but I'm not going to be the reason
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: that you guys don't have a relationship. And so then
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Belly never knew that because all Comrade ever said to
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: it was like, yeah, he's sweet with it. And then
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Belly walks off. She's down at the beach trunk holding
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: a ball at tequila or whatever. It's kind of a
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: nick just like walking into the water and Conrade comes
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: over and she's like, leave me alone and he's like
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: I can't goes and picks her up, brings back on
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: to the shore and then they're fighting. Why'd you throw
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: it all away? Why did you do this? He's like,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if you told me
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: about that, If you told me, I would have fought
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: harder for us. I don't know. I don't know all
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: this random shit. He's like, I was having panic attacks.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is boring now, seriously. Belly found
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: out at the funeral when Conrad was on his ex
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: lap that he was having a having a panic and
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: then she was helping him. Yeah, and if she let
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: him explain, he wouldn't she would have known that exactly.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: And then she goes inside. She's crying. She goes upstairs,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: falls asleep and calls her mum. Wakes up. Her mom's there, Belly,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: what the fuck is wrong with you? Bro? I'm pretty
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: sure we're an episode seven now? Yeah, what's wrong with you?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: She wakes up, She's like, mom, what are you doing here?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: She goes, don't you remember the call you gave me
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: last night? And then she's like, oh, yeah, shit. Her
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: mom's just like laying into her, and then she's laying
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: into her mum. And then Belly says something like Susanna
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have wanted and before she can finish that sentence,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Laurel just slaps Belly in the face and I was like, yeah,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: she needed that. Let's fucking go. What about fucking Belly?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: The phone call was intense, so she goes, I need you,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: I need you to come fix this. I need you
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: need then just doesn't pick up the phone. Imagine hearing
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: that from your daughter and then like thinking she's going
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: to die or some shit. I know, bro, it's fucked up.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: And then Belly and her mom make up eventually. I'm
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: like ten minutes later or whatever. I don't know. That
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: were hard to heart. And then that we find out
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: that Laurel knew that Julia would do something like this,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: but she just thought that Susannah would have sorted it
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: out before she died, but she didn't. And so everyone's
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: kind of like, you knew this whole time, you didn't
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: tell us that, you didn't tell anyone that this might happen.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Could have given at least given us a warning to
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: try and sort it out beforehand. And then so Laura
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: ends up feeling bad and she apologized and she go, okay, cool,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: let me talk to Julia. So she talks to Julia
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: and literally the reason I hated Julia. She's literally just
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: doing this out of spite because she just didn't like
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Susannah and she didn't like Susanna's mum and they are
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: half sisters. Viit from their dad's side, and the dad
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: just like didn't love Julia as much. So it's like,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: why are you taking out on these poor fucking boys. Whatever.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: But also she probably needed the money to sell the house.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Cool now they they end up convincing the dad to
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: buy the beach house because then they sell the Boston house.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Fucking a whole bunch of shit randomly happens in this one,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: and then Comrade and Jeremiah makeup, right, and yeah, Comrade
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: and Jeremiah make up if they start being honest with
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: each other. He tells Jeremiah that he got into Stanford,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: and Jeremiah's like, Bro, you have to do it. He goes,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not even going to get in anyway because I'm
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: going to fail my test. I didn't study for it
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: my test at Brown, and then if I don't pass out,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to get into Stanford. So then they
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: go study night. We'll stay up at night's studying. Blah
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: blah blah, blah blah all this. It was pretty cringe,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: but also whatever, Okay. Next day they drive to Stanford.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: Conrad's ready for his exam. Jeremiah and Belly go for
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: a little drive to the school that Jeremiah is going
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: to go to, and it's also the school that Belly
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: might be going to. They're talking and then they're outside
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: waiting and she's talking to Jeremiah and she says she
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: looks at him, and she says, would you ever give
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: me a second chance? And at this point, I was like,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: leave this fucking family alone, Jesus, And he's kind of
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: like holding his ground. He's like, no, Belly, I can't
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: because if I do, it'll break me, right, And I
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: was like, Jeremiah is good. Fact, Like I just don't
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: really like him. No, he's great. I don't like any
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: of them. I don't like any out of all three
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: of them. I hate him Executive Stephen, I love Steve.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: Out of the three out of Belly, Comrade and Jomi,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: I hate them all. So then she's like she like
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: just like pulls his face into a kiss and then
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: they just start making out. Episodes at episode ends of
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: Comrade just going and they're like they look at him.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: He's just watching them kiss yea. Episod's over. Next guys,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: Fuck I spoke quick then hopefully it was good on
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Patreon the season finale. Yeah, but wow, how do you feel?
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: I just fucking hate everyone except for Stephen and Taylor.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: I'm frustrated, to say the least. I love Taylor because
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: she says to Belly like this could get messy, like
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: you should just leave alone. Yeah, she doesn't even listen
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: to her best friend. Wow. One episode, guys. Sorry, by
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: the way, it is jarring a. I don't know entertaining.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: It's just tea on tea on tea. Obviously, there's a
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: lot more stuff that happens right now. I think that
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: Conrad's toxic. Also, I do think Jeremiah is toxic too, right, Yeah,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: and I also think that Belly's toxic. I can't believe
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: Belli's just lost their virginity to Conrad and then, I
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: don't know, three months later, decides to pursue the other brother. Like,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: fuck me, I hate this show. Yeah, yeah, it makes
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: me piss. I genuinely hate this show. But season three,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: like I know, episodes are coming out week by week.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: Is this the last season? Or is it like going
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: to continue heaps. I hope it ends, and I hope
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: it ends with all of them doing like a fucking
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: I just I don't even know. Like, I hope it
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: ends with for some reason, all of them, all three
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: of them have a restraining order on each other. Or
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: I hope it ends with Comrade and Jeremiah making up
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: and being brothers, and then they have a restraining order
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: on Belly, like stay away from us? Oh fair? Am
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: I being toxic here? Like? Is it valid to hate Belly?
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: So valid? Yeah, I feel like it's very valid to
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: hate Belly, Like cool Conrad hurt you? Yes, right, you've
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: been hurt. You have been hurt. Yeah, there, you have
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: every right to be upset. But I can not get
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: over the fact of how fucking selfish she is. Well
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: at the end of now, where are we at? Okay,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: what team are we on? I'm still team Jeremiah, Your
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: team Jeremiah? Yeah, I'm team No. One. If I had
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: to be, I was gonna say, if I was allowed
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: to choose that I would be Team No. One. Yeah,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: but team Joremiah, I would be Team Belly. Leave that
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: poor family alone. Yeah. But if I have to choose,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: but to say, I'm team leave Belly, leave that poor
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: family alone. Yeah, but if I have to choose, I
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: am team Dude. I'm team Conrad. Still, it's like, if
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: I have to choose, I absolutely have to. I'll tell
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: you what, con did you get hotter in season two?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: He's way better looking. Yeah I do see that now.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: But I'm still team Joe Meyer. Okay through all right,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: so we're against each other on this one. We'll see
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: what happens next season. But guys, so we will be
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: watching goggle Box style the Samway Turn Pretty season finale
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: of season two. Go watch our live reactions of Patron
• 1:18:22
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• 1:18:26
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• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: extras every Thursday, you get book Club earlier. More it
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: goes on. Yeah, giveaways, Yeah, fucking please. It is time
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: for one of the batties to sign off the episode.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: If you want to get called by us to sign
• 1:18:49
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• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: Today we're calling Eila. Let's give her a ring.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: Hello, is this Eyler, Yes speaking, It's Oddie and Jake
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: from the Relatable podcast Oh.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: My fucking god, no way. I was literally listening last
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: night and I was like, nah, they're never even going
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: to call me.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: So I was like, what do I do?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: No way, these guys. You know what's funny is you're
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: the second person to be like I was listening to
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: you yesterday, or like I'm wearing your shirt right now.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't think you'd call me. I know.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, stop, I'm literally so happy. And then
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: I was listening for one where they were like you
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 5: applied swice and like you put your name out swice
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: and that's why.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: You got it.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: And I was like, well, I put it down five times.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: This was I did. I did. Thank you. I'm glad
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: I picked. I picked. Well, Isla, what do you What
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: are you doing right now?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: I just finished work and went and brought flowers to
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 5: my grandma because it's her birthday?
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: Granddaughter? Yeah? Yeah, where do you work?
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: I worked at a city beach nice like a close store.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, love city beach.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: Well, we've called you to sign off the episode, so
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: I hope you were prepared or did you not prepare
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: because you thought I call you?
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: So I wasn't prepared.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 5: But I'll just say my moto.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, what's your motto?
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 5: Well, slay the day, guys playas.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a question, question question, Yeah, team Conrad or Jeremiah.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, Conrad, let's going so well. I felt
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: kind of bad to Jeremiah in that recent episode, and then.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 6: I was like, no, fucking water, don't give anything away.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: But oh my god, sorry, no, that's totally fine. We
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: have we're up to is We are up to season
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: two episode seven, and we're gonna watch the We're gonna
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: do a live reaction watching the season finale. Season two.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, we'll break braced ourselves. Yeah. I've been
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: told it to Cliffhanger. Yeah.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, have a lovely day, Islah, you too, Thank
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 5: you so much, thank you.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: Bye bye. Let's say guys, stay back