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- 0:01Speaker 1: I consistently set the standard of excellence on everything. I
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- 0:18Speaker 2: Into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
- 0:23Speaker 2: Good morning, and thank you for being here. Yeah morning,
- 0:26Speaker 2: that's Greg Gory. How you wood We've got Menas, what
- 0:28Speaker 2: ud hic Sea bats here, We've got Sammy Morgan's here.
- 0:33Speaker 2: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie. You
- 0:37Speaker 2: can send us a text over to two to nine
- 0:39Speaker 2: eighty seven. Some of the trending news headlines for the
- 0:41Speaker 2: hour coming up here this morning, and this hour with
- 0:44Speaker 2: Gina grad Menas's birthday month is rapidly coming to a close.
- 0:51Speaker 4: Just whatever, Yeah, so this has been the best one ever.
- 0:55Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, it's pretty good. It's got to be up there,
- 0:57Speaker 2: pretty up there. Yeah, gotta be up there. But the
- 1:00Speaker 2: what about you weekend cheers and jeers?
- 1:03Speaker 5: Well, I went to a beer fest.
- 1:04Speaker 6: I mean I did a lot of great things, but
- 1:06Speaker 6: all this highlight one, just the one I went to
- 1:11Speaker 6: a beer fest and it was so much fun because
- 1:14Speaker 6: so many Woody Show listeners were there, and then they
- 1:16Speaker 6: were just like stopping me constantly and just stopping and
- 1:19Speaker 6: saying how much they loved the show, how long they've
- 1:21Speaker 6: been listening to the show, and what they love about it.
- 1:24Speaker 6: And again, we always say that we get caught up
- 1:27Speaker 6: in our own lives here and then we just come
- 1:29Speaker 6: to the studio, go home, Come to the studio, go home,
- 1:32Speaker 6: and then so there's not a really like face to
- 1:34Speaker 6: face interaction with listeners. And so it was fun to
- 1:38Speaker 6: do that. And my jeers was I cleaned my house
- 1:44Speaker 6: and it takes too long, like my free time was
- 1:49Speaker 6: taking up and I felt like half the day was
- 1:52Speaker 6: just two rooms because I haven't really been home for
- 1:55Speaker 6: like a month and a half. And then just to
- 1:57Speaker 6: go through all my clothes, it was a long long time.
- 2:01Speaker 6: And I just put like a bunch of donation bags
- 2:03Speaker 6: together to donate clothes again, and I go, I don't
- 2:06Speaker 6: need this much clothes.
- 2:07Speaker 5: And I just did that a month before.
- 2:09Speaker 2: Greg, he doesn't need this much clothes, don't. Yeah, he
- 2:13Speaker 2: doesn't need that much clothes.
- 2:14Speaker 7: I don't need that much clothes.
- 2:15Speaker 5: No, I agree.
- 2:16Speaker 2: And have you've ever gone to you've seen it? You
- 2:18Speaker 2: see if you you've seen.
- 2:20Speaker 8: It, and you've seen all the shoes that you already
- 2:23Speaker 8: gave away, and I was to give away more because
- 2:26Speaker 8: there's just too much. Was this one of those things
- 2:28Speaker 8: where you do like I do, only you bake something
- 2:31Speaker 8: and you don't want to watch the pants, so you
- 2:32Speaker 8: throw it away. You didn't want to do laundry, so
- 2:34Speaker 8: you said, I'll just donate.
- 2:36Speaker 5: No, they were already clean clothes, okay. Yeah, And I
- 2:39Speaker 5: got ah way too much.
- 2:40Speaker 2: Yeah, and I.
- 2:42Speaker 5: Need more hangers.
- 2:43Speaker 6: And I found out like you can get deals on
- 2:46Speaker 6: hangers at Costco.
- 2:47Speaker 5: You get one hundred hangars for like thirty bucks.
- 2:50Speaker 2: Okay. You can also find a really great deal on
- 2:52Speaker 2: Amazon on hangers. Yeah. Yeah, And I tell you this
- 2:55Speaker 2: because I bought a box of hanger like it comes
- 2:57Speaker 2: at a big giant box. I don't know how many
- 3:00Speaker 2: when they're All I know is that three years later,
- 3:02Speaker 2: I still have hangers. Wow.
- 3:04Speaker 7: And are they like the Felt?
- 3:05Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 3:05Speaker 7: Those are the best ones.
- 3:08Speaker 6: Because they make more space, like there's more room when
- 3:11Speaker 6: you use them.
- 3:11Speaker 7: But they're all the time.
- 3:13Speaker 6: Doesn't the ladies love the Felt because it doesn't make
- 3:17Speaker 6: black plastic hangers? Yeah, because the T shirt. It doesn't
- 3:20Speaker 6: make your T shirt like shoulders plawn.
- 3:25Speaker 2: The hangers that I refuse to buy have those little
- 3:27Speaker 2: notches like where the shoulders would go. Because I'm not
- 3:30Speaker 2: a chick. I'm not hanging stuff for straps.
- 3:32Speaker 5: I hate that.
- 3:33Speaker 2: So I don't need that stuff and I find that
- 3:35Speaker 2: I snaged more things on it, like, so I don't
- 3:37Speaker 2: buy those. These are just like nice smooth black and
- 3:41Speaker 2: they all match horse. They do you mixed.
- 3:43Speaker 7: In any dry cleaning metal hangers?
- 3:45Speaker 10: I know you nevers, like you can buy hangers on Amazon,
- 3:52Speaker 10: but if you have the opportunity to go to Costco
- 3:55Speaker 10: and buy more stuff.
- 3:56Speaker 2: That you don't needn't know I've hangers at Costco. You Yeah,
- 4:00Speaker 2: what section are those?
- 4:01Speaker 5: They're in the home section.
- 4:03Speaker 6: It's all home, Like what do you mean? Like yeah,
- 4:05Speaker 6: Like it's like usually the first it's the first couple
- 4:09Speaker 6: of rows right.
- 4:09Speaker 5: When you walk in.
- 4:10Speaker 2: Like what else is in that aisle? Though?
- 4:12Speaker 6: Rugs like toilet trees. You've never why you shaking your
- 4:16Speaker 6: head more? You have seen rugs for sale?
- 4:19Speaker 11: Not in the hangar aisle, No, but it's not the hangar.
- 4:24Speaker 5: In the same section. It's in the home section.
- 4:26Speaker 2: I've seen like they have like the little like uh, yeah,
- 4:29Speaker 2: they have like those kind of throw rugs or like
- 4:31Speaker 2: the little things you put like in front of like
- 4:33Speaker 2: a door, not a door map, but it's like if
- 4:35Speaker 2: it's indoor, looks like a little carpet.
- 4:37Speaker 7: The end of the aisle in those giant boxes.
- 4:41Speaker 2: Right yeah.
- 4:42Speaker 5: Yeah, they have like pillow sets that are pretty cool.
- 4:44Speaker 6: Right now, there's a Costco's popping.
- 4:48Speaker 2: Yeah, there's there's this person that we follow on our Instagram,
- 4:52Speaker 2: the show Instagram, and it's like Costco finds or whatever.
- 4:55Speaker 5: Oh not Costco ho. What Oh I've seen her?
- 4:58Speaker 2: Yeah, not Costco ho. This chick is pretty pure, but
- 5:02Speaker 2: Cosco is way better. Like my question is like, man,
- 5:05Speaker 2: what Costco are you going to? They have the coolest
- 5:07Speaker 2: stuff my Costco doesn't have. Every time I see something
- 5:10Speaker 2: on there, I'm like, oh, and I'll go there thinking
- 5:12Speaker 2: like I'm gonna go get that thing that she highlighted
- 5:15Speaker 2: or not, and I can't find it there. Maybe they
- 5:17Speaker 2: do have it, you just can't find it.
- 5:18Speaker 6: No, No, I've asked, yeah, because there's like, you know,
- 5:23Speaker 6: I'm a grown man, but I still want this remote
- 5:25Speaker 6: control car that I saw one of those accounts it
- 5:27Speaker 6: said it was at Costco and I went and looked
- 5:29Speaker 6: for it over the weekend.
- 5:30Speaker 5: It wasn't there.
- 5:31Speaker 7: One of the greatest things I did in Iceland was
- 5:33Speaker 7: go to Costco.
- 5:33Speaker 2: Her name is Laura Lamb and the account is Costco
- 5:41Speaker 2: Hot Fines. Yeah, like she was. She was promoting this.
- 5:48Speaker 2: It's a shark like little mini steamer vacuum thing, but
- 5:54Speaker 2: it's not for the carpet. You're supposed to use it
- 5:56Speaker 2: for like upholstery, like, so for your count because my kids,
- 6:00Speaker 2: I have that one room, like it's an adults only room,
- 6:03Speaker 2: and I tell these kids stay out a little bit,
- 6:05Speaker 2: but for whatever reason, they got this hair up their
- 6:07Speaker 2: ass a few weeks ago, and every time I'd walk by,
- 6:10Speaker 2: they're in there, no adult in side, and my son's
- 6:13Speaker 2: in there eating something, my daughter's in there eating something.
- 6:15Speaker 2: And next thing you know, there are stains on the
- 6:17Speaker 2: arm of the couch. That's the same room where they
- 6:21Speaker 2: broke the table. Right, yes, and lied about it.
- 6:24Speaker 7: It shouldn't be there.
- 6:25Speaker 2: You got a pad, ex exactly right. I should put
- 6:27Speaker 2: a lock on that room. But I saw this thing.
- 6:30Speaker 2: I'm like, this might be perfect. Because I tried everything
- 6:31Speaker 2: to get this stupid staining out of the arm of
- 6:33Speaker 2: the couch. And it wasn't coming out. And so I'm
- 6:36Speaker 2: gonna try this shark thing that I saw on the
- 6:37Speaker 2: Costco thing, but they didn't have it when I went
- 6:39Speaker 2: there on Amazon. You're gonna have to replace the couch.
- 6:42Speaker 2: I'll let you know. I'll let you know how it do.
- 6:45Speaker 5: That's really crazy. They don't expect respect your authoritie. And
- 6:50Speaker 5: in that room, which.
- 6:51Speaker 2: Sounds like watching the games, but here you're not.
- 6:54Speaker 5: Don't you have other televisions?
- 6:55Speaker 6: Right?
- 6:55Speaker 2: What's so special about that room?
- 6:57Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 6:57Speaker 2: Like literally a slice of greasy it's a not on
- 7:01Speaker 2: a plate, paper towel towel sitting on the paper towels
- 7:05Speaker 2: sitting on the arm of.
- 7:07Speaker 6: The kids are so Fairal did wait, did your wife
- 7:12Speaker 6: like not care about this room or something?
- 7:14Speaker 2: No, she likes that room too. I don't know she's
- 7:16Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what she was doing.
- 7:17Speaker 2: Do they not understand how food works? No, I don't
- 7:20Speaker 2: get how the kid they're dumb ginigrat weekend cheers and jeers.
- 7:25Speaker 12: Yeah, big old cheer to forty five year old friendships.
- 7:30Speaker 2: I think women had those, right, Yeah, very right. Yeah,
- 7:33Speaker 2: that's what Menace has been saying.
- 7:34Speaker 7: I am so lucky.
- 7:36Speaker 12: My two friends from when I moved to Kansas City
- 7:39Speaker 12: when I was two years old. I wanted to have
- 7:42Speaker 12: like a kind of a long fun weekend and San Diego.
- 7:46Speaker 7: So I went to San Diego with.
- 7:48Speaker 12: Them and hung out and hiked around clips and hung
- 7:51Speaker 12: out with so many sea lions who are so cute
- 7:55Speaker 12: but also like very scary, and I was so close
- 7:58Speaker 12: to their teeth that I was, I get it, now,
- 8:00Speaker 12: they're scary. Spend an afternoon on a sailboat, listened to
- 8:03Speaker 12: Yacht Rocket just it was a beautiful, beautiful weekend.
- 8:07Speaker 2: With the sounds very white.
- 8:08Speaker 5: It was the.
- 8:13Speaker 2: Weekend.
- 8:14Speaker 7: It was the whitest.
- 8:16Speaker 2: Sail and we were here and then there we were.
- 8:17Speaker 6: Like cross, oh my god, wine with ice cubes.
- 8:23Speaker 2: We did on the boat.
- 8:26Speaker 12: It was awesome, But jeers because we all grew up
- 8:29Speaker 12: together and like there was like a group of moms
- 8:31Speaker 12: that kind of raised all of us, always running in
- 8:33Speaker 12: and out of each other's houses. And my mom's best friend,
- 8:36Speaker 12: who is one of those moms, she was like a
- 8:37Speaker 12: second mom to all three of us. She passed away
- 8:40Speaker 12: and it was sad, and we stopped what we were
- 8:42Speaker 12: doing and we live streamed the funeral, and yeah, That
- 8:45Speaker 12: was kind of tough, but it was nice to actually,
- 8:47Speaker 12: what are the odds that I would be with these two
- 8:50Speaker 12: girls watching this funeral? So I guess that was kind
- 8:53Speaker 12: of cool, but that was that was tough. But yeah,
- 8:56Speaker 12: we did with my dad because it was COVID.
- 8:58Speaker 2: What do you think we're gonna do with yours? Gray
- 9:02Speaker 2: A trillion years would think that somebody would do that.
- 9:04Speaker 2: This is going to be a pay per view, But
- 9:05Speaker 2: here's the thing, We're going to keep all the money
- 9:08Speaker 2: because that's what would want. Please stick it top.
- 9:14Speaker 7: It was a very white weekend.
- 9:15Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, it's kind of the same like mine. I
- 9:20Speaker 2: went to my cousin's wedding and literally I think every
- 9:24Speaker 2: person from my mom's side of the family was there.
- 9:27Speaker 2: So it was a great opportunity because everybody lives scattered
- 9:29Speaker 2: across the country, cousins, aunts, uncles, the whole, so it
- 9:33Speaker 2: was great to see everybody in one shot.
- 9:36Speaker 11: Yes, I love that.
- 9:37Speaker 2: Uh you know, I would say, like a jeer could
- 9:39Speaker 2: be dressing up, but no, the pro was really and
- 9:42Speaker 2: I had this kind of moment during the ceremony and
- 9:45Speaker 2: I'm looking around, I see all these people who I
- 9:47Speaker 2: never see, including my uncle who lives in Arizona, who's
- 9:50Speaker 2: been on hospice. Even he made it to New Jersey,
- 9:54Speaker 2: nobody has for this weekend, right, And I was like, man,
- 9:57Speaker 2: gotta go, chance to see him, chance to see all
- 9:59Speaker 2: these the people. But as I'm like looking around, I
- 10:02Speaker 2: see all these members of my family who I never
- 10:04Speaker 2: really get to see. I had one of those like uh,
- 10:07Speaker 2: you know where everything kind of hits you at once,
- 10:10Speaker 2: and I'm like, man, this is what people talk about
- 10:12Speaker 2: when they say your family is the priority. Yea, Like
- 10:17Speaker 2: nothing In that moment, I kind of realized like, yeah,
- 10:19Speaker 2: nothing else. All these things, whether it's you know, work
- 10:21Speaker 2: or other annoyances in your life or you know people
- 10:24Speaker 2: that you know you want to choke the life out
- 10:25Speaker 2: of things that are driving whatever is driving you crazy
- 10:27Speaker 2: at the moment, like none of that really matters. So
- 10:30Speaker 2: I had this like very adult moment, like an e
- 10:34Speaker 2: yeah and that and that was the pro And so
- 10:35Speaker 2: it really not that I wasn't already open and ready
- 10:40Speaker 2: to just have this like great time with my family,
- 10:44Speaker 2: but like it it just made it even better, Like
- 10:47Speaker 2: being armed in that moment with that perspective, I'm like, damn, okay, if.
- 10:50Speaker 8: You take parents siblings, aunts, uncles, cousins, et cetera. Approximately,
- 10:55Speaker 8: how many people are you talking in your family.
- 10:58Speaker 2: Wedding? No, like in general, I mean if you combined
- 11:02Speaker 2: both sides of the family. Yeah. Yeah, like give or
- 11:05Speaker 2: take fifty fifty six.
- 11:07Speaker 7: I'm like, Greg, I don't have that many.
- 11:09Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, keep in mind my dad is one of
- 11:11Speaker 2: ten kids. Have a billion cousins? Yeah, and then and
- 11:17Speaker 2: then you know, it's my mom, and then she has
- 11:20Speaker 2: a twin brother, the uncle from Arizona. Do you have
- 11:24Speaker 2: any then another uncle who's the older brother, and then
- 11:26Speaker 2: there's all those cousins. Do you have cousins you've never met?
- 11:30Speaker 2: Because I've heard people say that I've never even met
- 11:32Speaker 2: my cousins. Now there's cousins who I really never see.
- 11:35Speaker 2: And it's because everybody's scattered everywhere.
- 11:37Speaker 12: My husband has uncles and Nancy's never met there's like
- 11:40Speaker 12: twelve kids in your family.
- 11:42Speaker 2: Wow, and my jeer is not the dressing up part,
- 11:45Speaker 2: even though that sucked.
- 11:46Speaker 3: You.
- 11:46Speaker 2: Look, can they not make stuff that's at least like,
- 11:50Speaker 2: if it's gonna look good, can it not be also comfortable?
- 11:52Speaker 2: Like same with food, If you're gonna have healthy food,
- 11:54Speaker 2: can he make it? Taste good, Like, why is it
- 11:56Speaker 2: that like healthy stuff is never good? It's just always
- 11:59Speaker 2: like I know who, it's not great, but it's really healthy.
- 12:02Speaker 2: Whoever makes it a little? Here's my gear, my gear
- 12:11Speaker 2: to twofold. It started by I was flipping through and
- 12:15Speaker 2: I saw there was a Big Bang Theory marathon on,
- 12:17Speaker 2: which I love that show. I love Big Bang Theory.
- 12:19Speaker 2: Always fun. It's a crowd pleaser at my mom's house
- 12:21Speaker 2: because she loves that show. My wife, so people that
- 12:24Speaker 2: were there to watch, and uh, it was so I
- 12:27Speaker 2: put that on. I didn't realize that the that the
- 12:29Speaker 2: Big Bang Theory Marathon was on MTV.
- 12:32Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, it's the first time I've.
- 12:34Speaker 2: Seen a sitcom like that on m t V. Usually
- 12:36Speaker 2: it's the reality show stuff or you know, things like that.
- 12:40Speaker 2: So that was odd, but all right, whatever, it's a
- 12:42Speaker 2: great show. So I'm watching it now. Here's here's here's
- 12:44Speaker 2: the gear. They have Big Bang Theory on Nicked night,
- 12:52Speaker 2: which seemed such like such a weird thing. It's like
- 12:55Speaker 2: I heard a radio station.
- 12:57Speaker 7: Yeah, too young of a show for that, I love, right.
- 13:00Speaker 2: I heard a radio station over the weekend too, and
- 13:04Speaker 2: they were a classic hit station. They played Pink. I
- 13:07Speaker 2: don't like pink.
- 13:08Speaker 7: I don't like that, right.
- 13:09Speaker 2: It's just it's I don't know. I mean, I know
- 13:11Speaker 2: it wasn't like a new song. Obviously, it was a
- 13:13Speaker 2: song fifteen twenty years old whatever it.
- 13:15Speaker 7: Supposed to be like the Eagles.
- 13:16Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, So I don't know what what I
- 13:20Speaker 2: hated about it more, But it was just weird like
- 13:22Speaker 2: Nicked Night. Yeah, Nicked Night should be at least stuff
- 13:25Speaker 2: from you know, different strokes. Yeah, let's do let's do
- 13:28Speaker 2: the eighties.
- 13:29Speaker 7: Yeah, stuff, family ties blossom.
- 13:31Speaker 2: I would give you like something.
- 13:32Speaker 7: Like a sure, you know, something like that nineties.
- 13:34Speaker 2: Yeah, but big Bang Theory on Nicked Night.
- 13:37Speaker 5: He goes back to last week.
- 13:38Speaker 6: I was hanging out with my best friend from high
- 13:40Speaker 6: school and we go dude getting old man.
- 13:43Speaker 2: Yeah, and I realized that. But stuff, Big Bang Theory
- 13:47Speaker 2: just ended not that long, like within what I think,
- 13:50Speaker 2: what four or five years it was? It was over.
- 13:52Speaker 11: Yeah, but it happened like a ten season run, didn't it.
- 13:54Speaker 12: So from when it started, I guess if you're looking
- 13:56Speaker 12: at that two and seven, I don't know.
- 13:58Speaker 2: To me, that doesn't qualify as Nicked Knight.
- 14:01Speaker 11: Yeah, No, not at all.
- 14:03Speaker 7: That's crazy.
- 14:04Speaker 2: I think it needs to be off the air for
- 14:05Speaker 2: at least ten years. The final episode was twenty nineteen.
- 14:08Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, that sucks.
- 14:10Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate it recent right, it's really weird.
- 14:13Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 14:14Speaker 8: Does nickd Knights speed up their sitcoms? They used to
- 14:16Speaker 8: play Friends and they speed those.
- 14:18Speaker 2: Up, or they cut things out because I think, yeah,
- 14:21Speaker 2: supposed to add more commercials sake, that's annoying, because that's
- 14:24Speaker 2: what you want to do. Greg Gory weekend cheers and jeers.
- 14:27Speaker 2: I have the most random cheer of life. So I'm
- 14:31Speaker 2: at the little condo over the weekend, and at one
- 14:34Speaker 2: point in the morning, I thought somebody dropped a car
- 14:38Speaker 2: on the roof. The whole place shook, the windows rattled. Yeah,
- 14:43Speaker 2: I thought, maybe you know.
- 14:44Speaker 13: When you're hanging out a home and like a car, Well,
- 14:46Speaker 13: somebody's delivering their Lamborghini on a crane exactly right, Yeah,
- 14:51Speaker 13: And I thought it happens. So then I thought, okay,
- 14:53Speaker 13: you know what, it probably was a nearby complex that exploded.
- 14:56Speaker 13: So all the front doors open, we all go out there.
- 14:59Speaker 13: This is early in the morning. Did you hear that?
- 15:01Speaker 13: One hair heard it? Of course we heard it and
- 15:03Speaker 13: felt it. That was insane. But the reason it's a
- 15:06Speaker 13: cheer is because everything was fine. It was a sonic
- 15:09Speaker 13: boom from a rocket launch. And the reason it's a
- 15:13Speaker 13: cheer is life first never experienced that.
- 15:17Speaker 2: It was that's cool, crazy, that's awesome.
- 15:20Speaker 9: Real, loud, loud, and it had a physigrational result, like
- 15:26Speaker 9: the entire place that's cool, it was weird, and so
- 15:31Speaker 9: that was pretty neat.
- 15:31Speaker 8: Knowing everything was fine and that a nearby place didn't
- 15:34Speaker 8: explode made it a cheer. My jeer and we were
- 15:37Speaker 8: talking about scary movies earlier weapons.
- 15:41Speaker 2: Are you effing kidding me? How dumb the movie? Yeah?
- 15:44Speaker 3: How is that?
- 15:44Speaker 2: Number? One movie? So dumb?
- 15:46Speaker 12: So I have to admit I recommended this to Greg.
- 15:50Speaker 12: The first half of the movie, I thought, is so good.
- 15:52Speaker 12: Look who he is looking at me?
- 15:53Speaker 7: Like Daggers.
- 15:54Speaker 12: The first half is so tense and so scary, and
- 15:58Speaker 12: I get that like Gladys is kind to hit her
- 16:00Speaker 12: miss right.
- 16:01Speaker 7: I really thought that it was like a really tense movie.
- 16:05Speaker 8: Like I'm gonna kind of give a spoiler if you
- 16:07Speaker 8: haven't seen it, but it's not really a spoiler. Voodoo
- 16:09Speaker 8: Dolls is the essence of the movie. I'm like, really
- 16:12Speaker 8: big spoiler it's not a voodoo but essentially just just
- 16:18Speaker 8: released on streaming because I heard a lot of people
- 16:20Speaker 8: walk uh watching.
- 16:21Speaker 7: It was just everybody was like, oh, it's so good.
- 16:23Speaker 12: I was like, I'll check it out. I'm like, you
- 16:24Speaker 12: know what, I get it. But you're right, it's not.
- 16:27Speaker 12: It's not a horror movie. It's like a thriller.
- 16:29Speaker 2: It's just weird. I've heard a lot of good things
- 16:32Speaker 2: about it too.
- 16:32Speaker 3: Online.
- 16:32Speaker 2: Let down. I saw a she's a DJ at one
- 16:35Speaker 2: of the other stations that we work with, and she
- 16:38Speaker 2: was out with her friends and they were doing like,
- 16:40Speaker 2: you know, spells and potions somewhere what. Yeah, And I
- 16:44Speaker 2: like this person a lot. I did think less of
- 16:46Speaker 2: her though, Yeah, I admit like it just like voodoo
- 16:49Speaker 2: dolls sounds like she would like it's it's and I
- 16:52Speaker 2: think it's more ironic, like you just kind of its
- 16:55Speaker 2: kind of like a silly maybe Halloween thing, and girlfriends.
- 16:58Speaker 7: Like satanistsn't really so even.
- 17:00Speaker 2: Even in the context of that, like you have free
- 17:03Speaker 2: she's got like a son, and like this is what
- 17:04Speaker 2: you spent your free time doing away from a kid. Yeah, loser.
- 17:14Speaker 2: In school, there was this like group Loser is she's
- 17:17Speaker 2: not a loser. We like her a lot. Jason, it's loser.
- 17:19Speaker 2: It certainly loser. Jason.
- 17:21Speaker 12: I told you there's this group of high school girls.
- 17:24Speaker 12: They're kind of big gals, sturdy gals, and they were
- 17:26Speaker 12: all really into like witchcraft, and so we called them.
- 17:31Speaker 2: We called them territory. Isn't that we called them.
- 17:34Speaker 7: The craft of the k.
- 17:37Speaker 2: Gina, I'm not kidding, Okay, I'm sorry. Hey, what do
- 17:46Speaker 2: you call a big jack lantern?
- 17:48Speaker 7: What a plumpkin?
- 17:52Speaker 2: Weigh?
- 17:52Speaker 7: A millennial in instagrams?
- 17:58Speaker 2: Get a girlfriend?
- 17:59Speaker 8: Why he had a reptile dysfunctions?
- 18:03Speaker 3: That's the show.
- 18:06Speaker 2: Ali, Well, we are about to learn how to be
- 18:10Speaker 2: a decent person for those of us who need that
- 18:12Speaker 2: reminder to. Some people need religion just to keep them
- 18:16Speaker 2: on the straight and narrow. Some people need this segment
- 18:21Speaker 2: to remind them, like, you know what, if I don't
- 18:24Speaker 2: do it, that'll be the day that agent Sebastian is
- 18:26Speaker 2: there to shame me into putting my cart back. I
- 18:30Speaker 2: can't tell you how many times people say, well, you know,
- 18:32Speaker 2: I usually do put the cart back, but I'm always
- 18:35Speaker 2: thinking about hyper Vigilant. Do you think he might be here?
- 18:37Speaker 11: I had a guy for twenty years tell me that
- 18:40Speaker 11: over the weekend. Yeah, He's like, I just don't do it.
- 18:42Speaker 2: Yeah, Now I just you know, like you might have
- 18:44Speaker 2: done it, but never really kind of gave it a
- 18:46Speaker 2: second thought, and now you make sure you do it.
- 18:48Speaker 2: Because would you show cartn Arcs Agent Sebastian patrolling the
- 18:52Speaker 2: parking lots across the country trying to get people do
- 18:54Speaker 2: the right thing, the moral thing, and return those cards
- 18:57Speaker 2: to the corral. What you're gonna do, What.
- 19:01Speaker 5: You're gonna do when they not on you?
- 19:03Speaker 2: Carnarks, Cardnarks. What you're gonna do. What you're gonna do
- 19:07Speaker 2: when they not on you?
- 19:10Speaker 1: Narks is filmed alongside the men and women of card Narks.
- 19:13Speaker 2: List of discretion is advised. Yeah, and they'll they'll spend
- 19:16Speaker 2: way more time arguing and getting mad, all huffy and puffy,
- 19:20Speaker 2: sometimes pulling weapons or trying to you know, chase him down.
- 19:23Speaker 11: Talk about fifteen different things other than the cart.
- 19:25Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but those cart returns are always miles away.
- 19:29Speaker 2: Hold on, they're all over all right, So what he
- 19:32Speaker 2: got here for is Agent Sebastian.
- 19:33Speaker 4: Today's theme is fun with accents rap. This first gentleman,
- 19:37Speaker 4: I bust here.
- 19:38Speaker 11: I believe he's from Germany's you're about to hear.
- 19:40Speaker 4: And he starts off with the first, Ay, this is
- 19:42Speaker 4: a grown ass man who his first excuse is well,
- 19:45Speaker 4: i've found it there.
- 19:46Speaker 2: Oh guys, if that makes us where it belongs to that.
- 19:49Speaker 4: Yeah, that will be clearly that's that's the intended place
- 19:52Speaker 4: for it. So I pull out one of the great
- 19:53Speaker 4: cart Narks analogies to see if I can teach this
- 19:56Speaker 4: guy Lesson's.
- 19:58Speaker 3: That where the car goes?
- 19:58Speaker 7: Sir.
- 20:00Speaker 4: If I go into the bathroom and someone has smeared
- 20:02Speaker 4: their bloody tampon all over the seat, can I then
- 20:05Speaker 4: take that bloody tampon and then resemear my bloody tampon
- 20:08Speaker 4: because I found a bloody tampon there?
- 20:10Speaker 8: Am I not?
- 20:10Speaker 5: I'm getting recorded?
- 20:11Speaker 6: Well?
- 20:12Speaker 2: Yeah, we recorded? Okay, all right, I don't want to.
- 20:15Speaker 4: So the analogy may have worked because he then moved
- 20:17Speaker 4: on to his second thing. As he sees the body cam,
- 20:19Speaker 4: he's like, oh, I don't want to be recorded, So
- 20:21Speaker 4: you know, there again, we're not talking about the cart.
- 20:22Speaker 4: We're not talking about this point. He's going on into
- 20:24Speaker 4: the trail of other stuff is going after, so he
- 20:26Speaker 4: doesn't want to be recorded, so he shuts up and
- 20:28Speaker 4: says nothing. So he says, you know what, I apologize, Yeah, yeah,
- 20:32Speaker 4: I even make him a deal about being recorded.
- 20:34Speaker 11: Right here, I'll give you a deal.
- 20:36Speaker 3: I'll blur your face out of take a card back.
- 20:38Speaker 3: No no, no, I.
- 20:40Speaker 2: Want to get my redeo deleted for me. I don't
- 20:42Speaker 2: want to get recorded.
- 20:43Speaker 3: You're not a cop. First off, we're in public.
- 20:47Speaker 4: Record.
- 20:47Speaker 3: We're in public I don't want to get recorded.
- 20:48Speaker 4: Well, so you can say that all you want, but
- 20:50Speaker 4: it's not the law. Now here's the thing that record
- 20:53Speaker 4: it is. Actually, I can.
- 20:54Speaker 2: We're in public.
- 20:55Speaker 3: I can record anything I want.
- 20:57Speaker 4: Who says that the US Constanute He doesn't made.
- 21:04Speaker 2: The situation better.
- 21:05Speaker 4: Uh.
- 21:05Speaker 11: In fact, if that a menas I offered him an out.
- 21:08Speaker 4: I said, hey, I'll hide your identity if you say
- 21:11Speaker 4: I am sorry, or even you could even ask me
- 21:12Speaker 4: to take the car back for you. If you're in
- 21:14Speaker 4: a nice manner, I'll do it. But you know, Doubles
- 21:16Speaker 4: triples down on it. He doesn't know the law about recording.
- 21:18Speaker 4: By the way, he's driving a car that has multiple
- 21:21Speaker 4: cameras on it.
- 21:23Speaker 2: He loves to whatever. It doesn't work in his favor.
- 21:27Speaker 4: He doesn't like it so much, so now he didn't.
- 21:29Speaker 4: I'm doing the whole magnet thing. I have these magnets
- 21:31Speaker 4: to say I don't return my shopping cart like a jerk,
- 21:33Speaker 4: and I'm applying it to his vehicle in order to
- 21:35Speaker 4: coerce him into doing the right thing. And now he's
- 21:37Speaker 4: going to focus on that.
- 21:39Speaker 3: That's my god, get that out over my card, that's
- 21:43Speaker 3: someone else's. That's my god, sir. Why are you yelling
- 21:46Speaker 3: at me?
- 21:47Speaker 4: Why don't you because you dare to leave your car out?
- 21:50Speaker 4: That's why, sir, that's my gun again, sir, Oh my.
- 21:56Speaker 2: God, God, Yes, they do things differently in now.
- 22:01Speaker 11: I thought the Germans were so orderly.
- 22:02Speaker 4: And in fact, I get messages all the time people
- 22:05Speaker 4: in Germany saying like this would never happen. It's just
- 22:07Speaker 4: not It's unthinkable to not put a pick up after yourself.
- 22:10Speaker 2: Maybe he's been gone too long.
- 22:11Speaker 4: So I again, he's getting very angry over a bunch
- 22:14Speaker 4: of different things, the magnet, the camera.
- 22:17Speaker 11: So I kind of asked him, just, you know, why,
- 22:20Speaker 11: why so serious?
- 22:20Speaker 3: Bro? You know what I mean? Why are you making
- 22:24Speaker 3: such a potty mouse? Sir?
- 22:25Speaker 2: Why did you touch my god?
- 22:27Speaker 3: Because you left your car. Why don't you want to have.
- 22:29Speaker 4: A conversation, sir, don't do Dutch? My god again, sir,
- 22:34Speaker 4: I will never touch your car again. If you take
- 22:35Speaker 4: your car back, it belongs I, don't do it.
- 22:37Speaker 2: Don't touch my car, sir.
- 22:38Speaker 3: If you know you're being recorded, why are acting like
- 22:40Speaker 3: such a jerk? Question?
- 22:43Speaker 2: So angry? So now this guy. Are Germans known for
- 22:47Speaker 2: being aggressive like that?
- 22:48Speaker 11: Yeah, historically a couple of times.
- 22:50Speaker 4: So I posted this and a bunch of people hit
- 22:53Speaker 4: They said, oh my god, this sounds exactly like a
- 22:55Speaker 4: very famous internet person that I did not know about.
- 22:58Speaker 4: There's a uh, there's a guy who deals with scammers online.
- 23:01Speaker 4: I love these YouTubers where they just take they waste
- 23:04Speaker 4: scammers time, Like someone will call them offering you know
- 23:06Speaker 4: I need to you know, get bitcoined or some gift cards,
- 23:09Speaker 4: and they'll just put them in an endless loop of stuff.
- 23:11Speaker 4: This guy's name is Kit Bogan, and apparently he found
- 23:13Speaker 4: a relative of this of my German friends. No way,
- 23:17Speaker 4: and this is apparently a classic internet video where he's
- 23:20Speaker 4: he's got these gift cards that he's and he's like
- 23:22Speaker 4: telling the scammer. Okay, So now did I just redeem
- 23:24Speaker 4: the gift cards. No, because the scammer wants to redeemed
- 23:26Speaker 4: the gift cards. He's like, Okay, I'm redeeming the gift
- 23:28Speaker 4: cards and that just pisses off the scammer.
- 23:30Speaker 2: Here's that clip.
- 23:35Speaker 3: Yes, I'm.
- 23:38Speaker 9: The cards.
- 23:41Speaker 2: No because you want the cat.
- 23:53Speaker 3: No, sounds like.
- 23:58Speaker 2: I know that.
- 23:59Speaker 11: Like again, you want to see some great time messing
- 24:01Speaker 11: with Skimmer's video.
- 24:02Speaker 2: Yeah, geez all right, will do you show cart narks?
- 24:05Speaker 2: Who's next?
- 24:06Speaker 11: More fun with accents.
- 24:07Speaker 4: This is a lady who she took her cart and
- 24:10Speaker 4: she put it just right smack deb in the middle
- 24:12Speaker 4: of the handicap park and spot up up front, and
- 24:14Speaker 4: she's very close to the front of.
- 24:15Speaker 2: The store or the cart return.
- 24:16Speaker 4: She could have done that, but instead she said, hey,
- 24:19Speaker 4: next person who pulls in this spot, you don't get
- 24:20Speaker 4: to park here like you want to. So I approach
- 24:23Speaker 4: her same sort of thing with my magnet and such
- 24:25Speaker 4: and try to persuade her to do the right thing. Yeah, man, yeah,
- 24:29Speaker 4: my car man, let me explain why no, no, no,
- 24:31Speaker 4: just get it on my car. Just take your card
- 24:33Speaker 4: back so it's not blocking the handicap spot, and then
- 24:35Speaker 4: I will happily do that for you me?
- 24:39Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? You left your cart blocking the
- 24:41Speaker 3: handicaps spot?
- 24:43Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
- 24:44Speaker 7: Again?
- 24:45Speaker 2: Are you no?
- 24:47Speaker 4: Go?
- 24:47Speaker 11: As you heard the other clip.
- 24:48Speaker 4: The worst thing about this is people can't focus on
- 24:51Speaker 4: the subject at hand.
- 24:53Speaker 5: Right it's it's no, you can't tell me.
- 24:55Speaker 4: What to do, And then they'll repeat what they said
- 24:57Speaker 4: with I'm talking about this card?
- 24:58Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?
- 24:59Speaker 11: And then thet's that.
- 25:00Speaker 4: Again and again again, scream at me again and again
- 25:02Speaker 4: and again and wish who cares about cussing? But I
- 25:07Speaker 4: actively don't cuss because I don't want to be these jerks.
- 25:10Speaker 4: It really is a sign of low intelligence. I don't
- 25:11Speaker 4: care what any stupid study says. It really it's a
- 25:14Speaker 4: dumb person. Move Now she notices, like, like our first guy,
- 25:17Speaker 4: that someone else left a cart over there. Why didn't
- 25:20Speaker 4: you get that person who was when the cart was
- 25:22Speaker 4: already there before.
- 25:22Speaker 3: You showed up?
- 25:23Speaker 2: But what about?
- 25:23Speaker 3: But what about again?
- 25:24Speaker 11: What about is let's see if that works for her?
- 25:26Speaker 7: The person I lived at there?
- 25:27Speaker 3: You're going to take them to it.
- 25:28Speaker 4: Wish I had a time or she stopped lazybones like you,
- 25:31Speaker 4: but I don't. Unfortunately, for the for the let me
- 25:34Speaker 4: tell you something. Please please, I'm begging you leave me
- 25:37Speaker 4: alone handicap people alone by not leaving your cart in
- 25:40Speaker 4: their wayment, if you harass handicapped people one more time
- 25:45Speaker 4: with your more time, you can't say.
- 25:50Speaker 2: That she doesn't respect the loss of Jinks. You heard
- 25:59Speaker 2: that one.
- 26:00Speaker 4: He's a wild person. Yeah, if you could roll it
- 26:02Speaker 4: back about ten seconds there.
- 26:04Speaker 2: Yeah, I loved it.
- 26:05Speaker 11: I knew where she was going.
- 26:06Speaker 2: Here we go.
- 26:07Speaker 4: I'm begging leave me, leave handicap people alone by not
- 26:11Speaker 4: leaving your cars in their way. If you arrest me
- 26:13Speaker 4: one moment, if you harass handicapped people one more time
- 26:16Speaker 4: with your.
- 26:17Speaker 3: More time, Jake set if you can't.
- 26:22Speaker 4: Say, I jinks the rules Sorry, garyl the rules of
- 26:28Speaker 4: Jenson Cartner shows up to taking your car back, and
- 26:30Speaker 4: you can guess what you're gonna say.
- 26:32Speaker 5: You gets all right?
- 26:33Speaker 4: So same thing where she doesn't understand the rules of Jakes,
- 26:36Speaker 4: she has understand you didn't understand like the laws of Like,
- 26:38Speaker 4: I'm not harassing, I'm not I'm not violating, I'm not
- 26:42Speaker 4: committing violence against you. She then goes into me touching
- 26:45Speaker 4: her car, and now that's a problem.
- 26:47Speaker 2: Right here, the button was off sorry, here we go, cake.
- 26:54Speaker 12: Here?
- 26:55Speaker 2: Why are you touching my problem?
- 26:56Speaker 3: I told you why fifteen times? Yeah, you touching my car?
- 26:59Speaker 3: Because otherwise you don't know why what you touching? I'm
- 27:02Speaker 3: trying to that. Can I speak one sentence making up? Why?
- 27:05Speaker 4: What?
- 27:05Speaker 3: Can I say one sentence? Can I say one sentence
- 27:09Speaker 3: about you interrupting?
- 27:09Speaker 2: Why?
- 27:10Speaker 3: Wife? Why are you approaching me in an aggressive manner? Why?
- 27:13Speaker 3: I'm trying to tell you?
- 27:14Speaker 2: What?
- 27:14Speaker 3: What?
- 27:15Speaker 2: What are you gonna do?
- 27:17Speaker 4: Ma'am using foul language only shows what I'm saying.
- 27:22Speaker 2: Are you kidding?
- 27:24Speaker 7: Are you hear from you?
- 27:26Speaker 2: Those things that sounds? People say? It sounds weird? Are
- 27:28Speaker 2: you joking me? Are you joking.
- 27:31Speaker 4: Me?
- 27:31Speaker 2: It just sounds as odd as I've seen it. Are
- 27:34Speaker 2: you joking me? Are you joking? Or are you kidding me?
- 27:37Speaker 2: Joking around? You're trying to say, I'm yeah, Wow, she
- 27:40Speaker 2: went into that store not knowing this was about to happen.
- 27:44Speaker 3: I love that you.
- 27:45Speaker 2: Really come out?
- 27:45Speaker 11: Why did you touch my cart?
- 27:46Speaker 4: Well?
- 27:47Speaker 2: I'm telling why did you.
- 27:47Speaker 3: Touch I can't three words?
- 27:49Speaker 11: I tell you?
- 27:50Speaker 2: Oh, I would hate to be her kid? What do
- 27:54Speaker 2: you show cart? Narcs?
- 27:55Speaker 4: Well, finally we have a fun with accent thing here.
- 27:58Speaker 4: I was, well, I was a bear for the full
- 28:00Speaker 4: some street fair in the San Francisco area. I said,
- 28:02Speaker 4: you know what, I got some free time. Let's go
- 28:03Speaker 4: over across the bay to Hayward, California.
- 28:06Speaker 5: The Stack.
- 28:07Speaker 2: Yeah, the Stack apparently.
- 28:09Speaker 4: And I walking around and I'm walking around the cart
- 28:12Speaker 4: parking lot saying how to the employees, everything's great? And
- 28:14Speaker 4: I noticed a guy walking out of this store, pretty
- 28:16Speaker 4: big guy. He's wearing a Dennis Rodman Bulls jersey. And
- 28:21Speaker 4: I said, wait a minute, I think I know that guy.
- 28:25Speaker 4: I think that's MENACE's friend.
- 28:26Speaker 2: Half bait.
- 28:27Speaker 4: Yeah, we had the show for Crossfire.
- 28:36Speaker 2: I didn't plan this. Jesus here pretty much.
- 28:41Speaker 4: He didn't have a cart with him, but I decided
- 28:43Speaker 4: least have a free conversation. Half fait.
- 28:47Speaker 11: No disconnect, there's no call for that kind of language. Luddy,
- 28:52Speaker 11: vulgar and abusive language. That's an automatic disconnect.
- 28:55Speaker 2: You've got a dirty corsh mouth.
- 28:57Speaker 4: See, Daisy, I thought, you know, I did believe that,
- 28:59Speaker 4: but I just did. You Well, you know what sometimes
- 29:01Speaker 4: say sometimes, Greg, Sometimes when you believe something, you don't
- 29:05Speaker 4: save the.
- 29:05Speaker 2: File on that. So don't have to worry about the
- 29:08Speaker 2: rest of it.
- 29:10Speaker 4: I think, so for folks who don't know, that was
- 29:12Speaker 4: a yeah, okay, it's knowing to do.
- 29:17Speaker 2: I believe that's.
- 29:19Speaker 5: Trust me.
- 29:20Speaker 11: I know what the effort sounds like.
- 29:21Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, he doesn't know what save looks like.
- 29:26Speaker 4: You know.
- 29:26Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm working on a MAX. He comes on a PC.
- 29:28Speaker 2: Is a controller.
- 29:30Speaker 7: That should be the last one generator?
- 29:32Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 29:32Speaker 11: So that after that?
- 29:35Speaker 2: Yeah, hold on one second here, Uh.
- 29:38Speaker 3: Very rarely, like once or twice a year.
- 29:40Speaker 6: It's just I've never seen a what's a car?
- 29:43Speaker 3: So okay.
- 29:44Speaker 4: So like let's say someone leave their cart instead of
- 29:46Speaker 4: in the cart return here, just like in the middle
- 29:48Speaker 4: of the aisle.
- 29:48Speaker 3: We'll say, hey, you know that.
- 29:49Speaker 4: You know people need to get through here, mothers with
- 29:51Speaker 4: the strollers and you know.
- 29:52Speaker 3: Other people target people in trouble. I'll give them magnet
- 29:56Speaker 3: if they try to fight me on it. W Yeah, okay, good.
- 30:01Speaker 4: I mean I thought he'd be part of the show
- 30:02Speaker 4: and kind of know what's right.
- 30:04Speaker 2: That's all right.
- 30:06Speaker 11: Yeah, he's got bigger things to do, which is what
- 30:07Speaker 11: I was chatting with him.
- 30:08Speaker 3: About here school Tennessee.
- 30:12Speaker 9: Yeah, did you go to ULL's department store?
- 30:17Speaker 3: I used to work for that.
- 30:18Speaker 4: Hills apartment store, dock By retail store, but the grocery
- 30:21Speaker 4: store they.
- 30:22Speaker 5: Had two that stores shut down.
- 30:25Speaker 3: Yeah, they closed it a long time. I got the
- 30:26Speaker 3: publics now where I used to work. Well, good to
- 30:29Speaker 3: see you.
- 30:30Speaker 4: Half Baked stars an.
- 30:37Speaker 11: Act folks who don't know half baked.
- 30:39Speaker 4: He found a Hills food cart right, yeah, which is
- 30:42Speaker 4: an old apartment store for that's been closed for twenty
- 30:44Speaker 4: five years. Yeah, I SI love Hills, but I was ay.
- 30:47Speaker 4: I worked at an HG Hills, which was their grocery
- 30:49Speaker 4: store spin off.
- 30:50Speaker 6: Yeah, like I told you, if you hang out with him,
- 30:53Speaker 6: he gets stuck on subjects. Forty years decades. We are
- 30:58Speaker 6: out of the Michael Jackson era. You guys missed that
- 31:00Speaker 6: one would like that about Michael Jackson. Every day is
- 31:04Speaker 6: all about you, Nick.
- 31:07Speaker 5: I think Nick is finally trailing off.
- 31:09Speaker 9: Yeah, and now Kills, Yeah, Hills, the Hills exclusive.
- 31:17Speaker 2: There's a what do you show cards? Sper today?
- 31:20Speaker 5: What you're gonna do, What you're gonna do cards, What
- 31:26Speaker 5: you're gonna do, what you're gonna do.
- 31:28Speaker 3: When you know what I mean? Don't dutch Mike, Why
- 31:33Speaker 3: are you making such a putty mount?
- 31:34Speaker 4: Sir?
- 31:34Speaker 3: Why did you touch my up because you let your.
- 31:38Speaker 2: Why don't you want to have.
- 31:38Speaker 3: A conversation, sir. Don't do Dutch White God again, Sir.
- 31:42Speaker 3: I will never touch your car again. If you take
- 31:44Speaker 3: your card back, card belongs.
- 31:45Speaker 4: I don't do it.
- 31:46Speaker 3: Don't touch my guard, sir. If you know you're being recorded,
- 31:48Speaker 3: why are actually like such a jerk?
- 31:50Speaker 2: The wood you show will be right, right, right,