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Masters of the Universe - Royal Boobs vs Trap Drew + Evil-Ben · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Speaker 2: Hello Leapfrogs, and welcome back to Fandemonium. We have a
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  Speaker 2: very classic Fandemonium for you today. It's Masters of the Universe.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of topical, about as topical as the gate
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  Speaker 2: quite topical. It's it's still June, guys, this quite topical.
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  Speaker 2: Pandemonium Masters of the Universe, Hello, and welcome to Pandemonium,
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  Speaker 2: the pop culture game show that shines a spotlight onto
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  Speaker 2: everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your games master and happy laughing
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  Speaker 2: Skeleton Matt Watson.
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  Speaker 3: Love that guy, but.
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  Speaker 2: A games master needs games, and games need players, so
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  Speaker 2: please welcome. First, she's our resident panelist, a podcaster and
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  Speaker 2: comedian who works in STEM, which today stands for skeleton.
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  Speaker 2: That's evil man, especially when played by Jared Leto. It's
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  Speaker 2: Audre Stevenson, Oh my gosh. Hello, and he is a
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  Speaker 2: comic book artist, podcaster, and master of his universe. In
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  Speaker 2: that space Oddity's is set in a universe that he created.
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  Speaker 2: It's John Williams. Hey, I like that one.
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  Speaker 4: Good.
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  Speaker 2: Nice welcome as always, Audra and John, so good to
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  Speaker 2: see you both.
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  Speaker 3: How are you both doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing great.
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  Speaker 4: I'm doing very well. I'm excited.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, John, this was your pick for a fandom for
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  Speaker 2: the year was Masters of the Universe.
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  Speaker 4: Remember if that was the case, that's yeah, it sounds
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  Speaker 4: about right.
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  Speaker 2: And just before we got to recording this, you mentioned
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  Speaker 2: having seen the recent movie. Any quick thoughts on how
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  Speaker 2: you felt about it.
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  Speaker 5: It's definitely worth watching. They it's made by people who
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  Speaker 5: love the property.
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  Speaker 4: For sure. They love it and they know it. You know.
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  Speaker 5: It's it's up to your personal tastes whether or not
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  Speaker 5: it hit the all the right notes. But it's definitely
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  Speaker 5: worth it. It's entertaining.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, now that we've handled the topical stuff, John broadly, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: are you a fan of Masters of the Universe.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I certainly am. I grew up on Masters of
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  Speaker 5: the Universe. I would rent the VHS's because it was
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  Speaker 5: just a little bit before my old asses time. And uh,
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  Speaker 5: and I've watched every series that count that that's come
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  Speaker 5: out I've gotten action figures, I've I don't know. Yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 5: I love the series.
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  Speaker 2: Ex Skeleton is the Man My gosh, yes, it was
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  Speaker 2: my favorite part about researching this fandom from before my
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  Speaker 2: time and not my country.
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  Speaker 5: I actually have a Master's of the Universe comic book
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  Speaker 5: that I picked up when I was over on your
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  Speaker 5: on your side of the pond.
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  Speaker 4: Oh nice, Yeah, it was pretty cool.
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  Speaker 2: Excellent, excellent. Sorry if we've segued into your potential meuse.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, Actually, now that I think.
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  Speaker 2: About it, and this this time, you are pad up
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  Speaker 2: with Audra, Audra, we might we might know the answer
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  Speaker 2: to this. But are you a fan of Masters of
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  Speaker 2: the Universe.
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  Speaker 1: I every time I see it, I think it looks cool.
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  Speaker 1: But I just never watched any of it. But I
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  Speaker 1: think it's one of those things that is iconic enough
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  Speaker 1: that is permeated the sphere. Just he Man and Sira.
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  Speaker 3: You just know, ay you talking about that one meme song?
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  Speaker 1: No, okay, I was just talking about the names and skeletor,
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  Speaker 1: like you know the characters even if you don't know, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the property deeply you have the powerfully that's also a
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  Speaker 1: reference that I recognize. I think we're gonna be fine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, you're gonna do great. You're gonna do great.
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  Speaker 2: Uh but well, okay, we've met the sword, now let's
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  Speaker 2: meet the sorcery. He is a podcaster, voice artist, and
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  Speaker 2: first wave pick in a line of gately pers action figures.
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  Speaker 3: It's Drew Shulman.
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  Speaker 4: Ooh delivered the edition one Glows in the Dark.
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  Speaker 2: And he is a comic book writer, podcaster, and geek
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  Speaker 2: explorer of the Universe, which he is also the master
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  Speaker 2: of because he created it.
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  Speaker 3: I've reused the joke.
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  Speaker 2: It's Ben Robinson, Drew, Ben, how are you both doing fantastic?
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  Speaker 2: Doing good as always excellent stuff. Look, you know that
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  Speaker 2: you've done this a thousand times. You know the next
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  Speaker 2: question in the format, Drew, are you a fan of
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  Speaker 2: Masters at the Universe?
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm taking the address seat on this team.
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  Speaker 4: It's a franchise I am very aware of. But like that,
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  Speaker 4: like tangentially, my content is pretty much the modern Netflix
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  Speaker 4: Shira Show. And then last night I saw the movie
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  Speaker 4: Oh fun, there is the peak of my knowledge. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: very badly skeletor beams of course, very quickly. What did
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  Speaker 4: you think of the of the movie as well? So
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  Speaker 4: we can be somewhat topical. I'll be honest. I went
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  Speaker 4: in expecting to be kind of like cash grabby and bad,
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  Speaker 4: and like the reviews I had seen were kind of like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: it's like not really good. It kind of like laughs
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  Speaker 4: at the property. But I felt that it was like, Oh,
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  Speaker 4: it's like it's self aware, like making fun of like
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  Speaker 4: the silliness of it without being like that, like it
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  Speaker 4: doesn't punch down on itself. Honestly, I was pleasantly surprised.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly Jared Leto's best work. But I guess you can't
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  Speaker 4: see mutter. Just pretend it's not him exactly. It's better
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  Speaker 4: than a cult.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, definitely. I liked him in the nineties when
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  Speaker 2: people would always kill him in movies. That was I
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  Speaker 2: couldn't have just stayed in that lane.
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  Speaker 4: And if I had to join a sex call between
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  Speaker 4: Jared Letto and Skeletor, you know which one I'm joining.
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  Speaker 4: You've all seen the skeletor lying sexily? Mean we all
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  Speaker 4: know it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, it's a bone joke in there somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Ben, are you interested in skeleton lying sexily? And
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  Speaker 2: by that, I mean are you a fan of Mustus?
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  Speaker 2: Of the Unfs.
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  Speaker 6: Yes on both yeah, no, I this is I grew
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  Speaker 6: up with this schlock. Uh you can say it's allowed
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  Speaker 6: y excuse me? The uh yeah, I got the people's
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  Speaker 6: complaining about like the movie. Didn't you know it was
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  Speaker 6: kind of boom being on the property. It's like, have
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  Speaker 6: you gone back and watched Mesters?
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  Speaker 4: It is?
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  Speaker 6: It's fucking rough. It is very much made for kids.
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  Speaker 6: It is real just like low quality. But I ate
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  Speaker 6: that ship up when I was seven or eight years
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  Speaker 6: old and getting giant buff dude action figures and like
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  Speaker 6: it was rad for an eight year old in the
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  Speaker 6: you know, in like the eighties and early nineties.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, and that's what the eighties and early nineties
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  Speaker 2: were all about, was about giving kids jack dudes.
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  Speaker 4: Between this and wrestling, how are there any straight men left? Right?
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  Speaker 6: Gosh, we're dwindling, that's all he.
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  Speaker 1: Man's fault, Thank you he Man.
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  Speaker 3: Oh fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, teams, you're already absolutely jacked members of a royal family.
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  Speaker 2: But it's time to raise your swords in the air
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  Speaker 2: and somehow become even more jack than that. Would you
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  Speaker 2: believe it? Could you believe it? I sure don't. With
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  Speaker 2: your new powers. You'll need an alter ego for your duo,
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  Speaker 2: So I'd like each pad to come up with the
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  Speaker 2: Masters of the Universe themed team name. Please, let's start
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  Speaker 2: with Audra and John.
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  Speaker 4: What you got? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: John, what you got?
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  Speaker 5: I've got a few options, don't I don't know what's good,
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  Speaker 5: but I've got because it's the two of us on here.
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  Speaker 4: I've got she man.
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  Speaker 5: Oh nice, it's a I imagine Ben and I are
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  Speaker 5: going to have something similar on here, but skeletor classic.
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  Speaker 5: I've got the royal boobs. Come in your royal boob. Sorry,
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  Speaker 5: I've got the cosmic keys. I've got the subordinates of
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  Speaker 5: the universe and muscles and bones.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh good choices that these are good.
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  Speaker 4: I think I've bit a that gay bar to feel
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  Speaker 4: like that could be the response to like character right, Oh,
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  Speaker 4: it made one. Definitely not bar.
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  Speaker 6: It is for me, It just swings the other way.
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  Speaker 1: I was. I know. Maybe it's because it's the first
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  Speaker 1: one that truly popped me. But I am loving the
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  Speaker 1: royal boobs.
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  Speaker 3: The royal boobs, it is.
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  Speaker 4: Got it?
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  Speaker 1: And then and then in the lightning round we get
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  Speaker 1: to muzz in with boob.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like, what were you saying, Ben, we we had one.
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  Speaker 5: It was on Slashers where we are the It was
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  Speaker 5: the gratuitous Yeah, the gratuitous boobs.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yes, yeah, the theme.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody loves boobs, okay, royal boobs versus true.
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  Speaker 4: Ben, I have a few bad ones if you want
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  Speaker 4: to get them out of the way quickly.
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  Speaker 6: I love I love bad team names. Let's go, we
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  Speaker 6: have the we them masters of the US Universe.
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  Speaker 4: Why.
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: Just the only two pun names I can come up
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  Speaker 4: with were trap Drew and Evil. Ben, I love evil.
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  Speaker 4: Evil is the best name we've ever received. Yeah. Next
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  Speaker 4: up was Castle Gay Skull or or more tastefully fifty
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  Speaker 4: shades of gray Skull. Yeah. More. And then lastly was
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  Speaker 4: the he Man splainers, So Audre, the reason that joke
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  Speaker 4: is funny is because, and I am shutting up.
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  Speaker 2: There are advantages to booking only one woman on a panel,
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  Speaker 2: and it's not right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here for it. I'm here for it.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you so much for being the token.
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  Speaker 1: Woman where I belong. I'm so sorry to every woman
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  Speaker 1: out there.
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  Speaker 6: Ben John alluded to, uh, we had a little bit
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  Speaker 6: of overlap on at least one of these. I had
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  Speaker 6: Skeletor's boobs as one of mine. Uh, the team of
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  Speaker 6: power and uh, you know, just to to you know,
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  Speaker 6: we don't want to use you know, oppressive language here,
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  Speaker 6: so to be a little bit more inclusive. We could
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  Speaker 6: be the experts of the universe.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to than the word master. Part of
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  Speaker 4: me is tend to say, with your Skeletor's boobs, just.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to veto. That's immediately. The quick fire around
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  Speaker 2: today is already difficult enough.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I have ideas already. I know where you're going.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, what was the first one you had? Again?
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  Speaker 6: Skeletor's boobs?
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  Speaker 4: That was the next one? Was the next one?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 4: Power?
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  Speaker 6: Like the sort of power. It's not great. I liked
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  Speaker 6: some of yours better than the rest of mine.
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  Speaker 4: So was there one in particularly on my new thought
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  Speaker 4: was stood out like like trap Evil? It was just
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  Speaker 4: so simple. Yeah, I'm down, let's go. I don't know what.
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  Speaker 6: In the last one, but yes, let's go. Trap Drew
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  Speaker 6: and even.
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  Speaker 4: Yelling evils gonna be pretty fun. Els the Immortal Battle.
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  Speaker 2: Amen, Okay, we've got the royal boobs versus Trap Drew
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  Speaker 2: and Evil. Ben found a way to get your names
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  Speaker 2: in the episode title, look at.
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  Speaker 4: That, Look at all for.
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  Speaker 6: That's what people are looking for us.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I want people to associate Drew with trap. That's
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  Speaker 4: clearly the connection I want to make there.
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  Speaker 3: And Adro with nice.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: And if you're listening to this and thinking, she ra
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  Speaker 2: he man, why did they have so many woke pronouns
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  Speaker 2: in the eighties, don't worry. Here's Ouldre with the least
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  Speaker 2: walk decade.
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  Speaker 4: Ever.
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  Speaker 2: Here's Auldre with a little segment we like to call
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  Speaker 2: passing knowledge.
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  Speaker 1: Amen not amen to it being.
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  Speaker 4: No amen, as in that they're the ones to blame.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, blame amen. Masters of the Universe is an American
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  Speaker 1: sword and Planet media franchise created by Mattel in nineteen
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  Speaker 1: eighty two, peaking in popularity in nineteen eighty five and
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  Speaker 1: introducing me to the term sword and planet in twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty six. The main premise revolves around the conflict on
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  Speaker 1: the planet Eternia between he Man and skeleton whore. Wait, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I think I misread that. Oh it's skeletore Bummer. The
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  Speaker 1: world has a vast lineup of supporting characters in a
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  Speaker 1: hybrid setting of medieval sword and sorcery and sci fi technology.
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  Speaker 1: It's like now where all the AI users have the
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  Speaker 1: sci fi tech and the rest of us have the
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  Speaker 1: sorcery that is social skills. A follow up series, Shira
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  Speaker 1: Princess of Power, revolves around he Man's sister Shira and
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  Speaker 1: her rebellion against the whore. Wait, I missed, fuck, I
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  Speaker 1: must read that again. It's a horde now. Honestly, they've
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  Speaker 1: fully lost me at this point. Since its initial launch,
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  Speaker 1: the franchise has spawned a variety of products, including action figures, cartoons, comics,
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  Speaker 1: video games, feature films, and that really awesome four non
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: blonde music video. You remember that that slapped What's going on,
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  Speaker 1: you may ask, we're playing pandemonium?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, thank you, Audra.
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  Speaker 2: Just before we get to today's games, and just before
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  Speaker 2: Drew dies, I've asked each player to bring in a muse,
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  Speaker 2: something that inspires them or something they love from this
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  Speaker 2: particular fandom. Masters of the Universe is inspiring to me
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  Speaker 2: because if you have a dream in your heart, a
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  Speaker 2: toy company in your investment portfolio, you too can make.
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  Speaker 2: But cartoons for kids already kind of made that joke
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  Speaker 2: just a bit earlier, but forgot that. I wrote that one. John,
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  Speaker 2: We'll start with you. What's inspiring you from the world
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  Speaker 2: of he he Man. I've got a Michael Jackson reference
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  Speaker 2: for you that. I've got a two for here. The
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  Speaker 2: the obvious one is the action figures.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, look at those guys.
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  Speaker 4: This is where it all started with with some with
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  Speaker 4: some buff action. I mean these are these are new ones.
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  Speaker 6: And they're not as buff as the originally.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but but.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they made a more like But that segues into
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  Speaker 5: my love of Skeletor. I love Skeletor so much. In
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  Speaker 5: the last couple of play as I lived, I had
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  Speaker 5: a shrine to Skeletor that was full of action figures
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  Speaker 5: and thermoses and uh uh fan art and DVDs and
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  Speaker 5: rubber stamps and stuff. So I brought along a bunch
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  Speaker 5: of Skeletores. Also, this is from the from the revamp series.
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  Speaker 5: This is from the two thousand and two series. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: and then here's here's the proportions of the og Skeletor
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  Speaker 5: that's the original unrealistic.
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  Speaker 4: Got a little little.
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  Speaker 5: Little swing action there so you can bitch slap you
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  Speaker 5: and then I'm a giant man. They are standing next
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  Speaker 5: to each other yep, this is my part again even
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  Speaker 5: has the little the little the bitch slap waist.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So that's that's my muse.
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  Speaker 5: The action figures and Skeletor because I love them so much.
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  Speaker 2: Incredible. Yeah, but as it's been mentioned, such a beam
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  Speaker 2: character that like, even though when you suggested Masters of
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  Speaker 2: the Universe, John, I said, what's that again? And then
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: you reminded me that it was he Man, Skeleton, she Ra,
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, of course, and Skeleton is
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: the main guy who he's the main character? Hell yeah,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: excellent muse uh odro what's inspiring you from Masters of
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: the Universe.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I'm in an era of growth and becoming like the
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: fullest version of me, and this series is genuinely quite
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: inspiring to me. I all the images I saw of Sheira,
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: I was like, I want the fashion he Man. I
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: might also get a County Bob, and then I want
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: the aura and fuck ability of Skeletor. Yeah, and so
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: these those three characters they're going on my vision board
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: and I I genuinely might bring in a picture of
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: he Man and be like, yes, County straight across Bob,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: that's what I want.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: I love the idea. Could you film that? And it
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: can be extra funding on content.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Me getting a haircut or mere.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: You walking in with a picture of he Man to
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Baba's and then just say bring the toy.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: He does have like a little bit of volume, and
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I think that that's important. I want straight across its
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: blunt cut Bob with volume, and that's what he has.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: Little farah faucet uh huh.
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: He's only got the volume as he Man, though when
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: he's Prince Adam, it's it's just who that's like real power.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: Like watching any of the older shows, like any of
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: the bits I have absorbed, I feel like the transformation
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: is basically just clothing with the actual body doesn't change much.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: But you're right, it's the clothing and the hair and
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: the tank and yes.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: And that's really what makes the he Man.
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: You could be a she Adra.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Good damn, then I wouldn't get to yell boobs.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: That's so true.
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: That could just be your catchphrase.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I could still yell yes.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: I mean three icons of pop culture and they're all
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: inspiring you and your personal growth journey.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, they're going on the vision board, and.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: I agree you have the fusibility of skeleton.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm Oh my god, I'm already there.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: I'm fantastic. Okay, let's move on over to Trap Drew,
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Evil Ben. Let's start with Drew. What's inspiring you from
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: the world of he Man.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: I feel like we've trade on this a little bit,
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: but I want to come out it from a slightly
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: different angle. And for me, it really is the idea that, like, hey,
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: we have these toys, how do we make them not
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: just pieces of plastic on a shelf and make them interesting?
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: And the like ridiculous level of overly complicated world building
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: that comes out of these toys and these like ridiculous
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: plot lines and narratives and comics and TV shows and
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: movies and fandoms that just sort of like spring out
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: of nowhere, all because some dudes had plastic injected molded
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: dudes and different colors, and we're like, how do we
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: sell this to kids? How do we make this mold
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: of a puma into a battle cat? I don't know,
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: magic Armored put it in the show. That's all it took.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: I mean it's like corporate bullshit, like you know, sealing
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: money from kids, making them buy garbage, But at the
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: same time, like it built these amazing worlds, and while
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: I might not be the greatest origin story for the characters,
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: it's just sort of like charming that they grew into
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: this from basically garbage.
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if you haven't seen The Toys that made Us
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: on Masters of the Universe, it is the best episode
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: of that show.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: So you check that out.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Very good episode, fantastic, Yeah, very very inspiring, Drew to
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: just point out the realities of the origins of this fandom,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: kind of why it came to be. How even if
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: like you're a corporate suit incredibly cynical just trying to
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: pedal pieces of plastic, kids are still going to take
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: it and run with it and create infinite worlds with
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: their toys and like enjoy like classic twenty minute Saturday
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: morning cartoons. They only need to be so good because
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: they're for the kids on Saturday mornings.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: They're literally they're literally commercials in the guise of a show.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, very very well said. Great muse Finally, Ben,
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: what's inspiring you.
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: I'm inspired by the concept of contrition because I need to,
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: you know, the memory of all the brave just men
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: of Eternia, because I did not have any I didn't
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: have like Sheirah or evil in it.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: But I had a lot of.
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: Big buff dudes in my toy collection, and by the
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: time I turned thirteen, they were all thoroughly destroyed. They
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: got burned, microwaved, smashed, molded into like, you know, gory
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: dioramas of chemical plant explosions.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: I feel like I remember a nail through one of them.
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, I just I mangled and like brutalized
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: every single one of these poor guys, and they and
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's good that in this public forum you've apologized,
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: because yeah, I had the reference from Drew. Then it
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: did sound very sid from toy story.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: And I think they forgive you from heaven.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Well, they definitely are. Yeah, oh I love that so much.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Always an advocate for concepts being people's muses. Remember we
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: can be inspired by concepts. That's that's great. Yeah, because
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: like all of our toys that we played within some
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: kind of action way, almost like action figures, because that's
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: why they were called that they ended up with missing arms,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: missing legs, nails through them. Apparently, lots of fun.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: My barbiees got real messed up.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so did my sisters in combat with the he Men.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, fantastic teams. Are we ready for some games? Should
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: we have some competition.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Around this whole thing?
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Yes, let's do. Yes.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Well, then by the power of gray skull, because gray
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: is a cheaper color to make a plastic toy out of.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: It's time for round one.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Round one is our classic game of deliberation, elimination and
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: deception that this time we're calling the fake men like
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: the snake men.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: It rhymes.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: I will name a category and then offer each team
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: a list of five things supposedly from that category.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Three are correct to a false.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Players will select correct answers one by one for a
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: maximum of three points per list, but select a wrong
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: answer and they'll be frozen out of the list, like
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: in the episode The Region of Ice when the Royal
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: family were frozen by the Ice Lord. Thank you he
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Man Wikipedia Deep Lore, so you all know how to
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: play this game. Come on, it's a classic. The first
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: category is heroic warriors, just the names of heroic warriors
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: figured something like this would come up, and they can
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: be from any era of he Man. And as I
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: mentioned previously, the he Man Wiki is the is the
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: source of this.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: There's a oh ship there was there was that that
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: that Netflix one I watched like one season with my daughter,
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: the newer one, the three. D Oh boy, that's a
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: weak spot.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Let's see if any of them come up.
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: And I bet, I bet it includes characters too.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Oh boy, Oh yeah, my m Drew. Oh that I
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: can name all three men from that show. We're good heroes, Claire.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: True, Not all men are heroes.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: You can probably guess what the next category is going
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: to be, but not the third. I'd be surprised if
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: you could guess the third one. Anyway, let's get this
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: game of rolling the royal boobs. Here is your list
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: of five. Battle Cat, George or Hurry, Kane, Meca Neck,
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: and Duncan. Oh shit, okay, Adra any thoughts.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Duncan is almost like Dunk and Egg. So I'm gonna
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: say that's not one.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: So that's what I think Matt was referencing when he
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: invented that one.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: I think it's important that you take her advice.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: John, I don't.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: I don't want this to be like like I remember
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: Superman forever ago and I'm just like, oh, shut.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: I know all these things.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: No, I trust you.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Gay battle Cat real battle Cat is indeed real for
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: a point.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: God, I was hoping battle Cat was real.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Real Mechanic is indeed real for two points.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: And I'm sorry, Duncan. That is the real name of
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Man at Arms.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: It is indeed not falling for that at all. It
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: is Duncan, just a regular guy's name.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Just a donut hands in the movie Last.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope I didn't wait this too far in
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: the other way, considering John John is the expert.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: But I think I got I got off to a
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: to a lucky start. There is a lot I don't
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: know once we get into vehicles, Like we've got a
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: buddy that knows all the vehicles and I do not.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see if they come up.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Category two is the vehicles or the animals? Do well?
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Trap?
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Drew Evil? Ben, Can I call you trap evil? Is
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: that is that? Okay?
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: Yes, okay? Trap? People love it?
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: Tripeval.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Here's your list of five heroic warriors supposedly way out Fisto,
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: many faces, Yukas, and Titania.
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: I know one of them, No, two for sure?
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I guess we both know Fisto. I'm guessing.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Fisto for sure.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Of course, Fisto for sure, you're gonna you're gonna have
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: a kid's TV character called Fisto.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: You don't forget being.
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: Fisted Absolutely a point and then many faces.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: I did know that one, okay, I think yeah, absolutely
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: manny faces, good stuff.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: What were the other three?
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: The other three were way Out Yuckers and Titania.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: Titania sounds familiar. I don't know why. I'm probably making
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: it up.
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: I mean there's a it's a character in Hello from
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: the Magic Tavern called Queen Titania.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: She has big boobs, royal boobs.
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: She has royal boobs. Yeah, so I don't know if
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: she got that from he Man or not. If that's
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: a he Man reference. It could be those guys are nerds.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: And the other two were was it yuckers?
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Yuckers, yuckahs and uh.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Like the of the accent. Yeah, Wayout has that very
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: g I Joe name of like it's it's it's what
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: I do. I get people out of things. I'm way out.
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Uh, I mean Titanya. You want to go to Titania?
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: Can I ask clarification? Yuckers? How is it spelt Yuka?
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Is this spelt? Why you k K E R S That's.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Exactly how I expect. I know, isn't that weird? That's
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: what I had in my head. I just couldn't tell
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: if the accent was getting me off and it was
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: like why u kka and that the R was just
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: coming in as part of the accent or some things
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: I want to clarify. Not that it was changed my opinion.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: I think it's still Titania.
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: Honestly, Yuckers sounds way too millennial or British, one.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Of the two.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: So you're going with.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: H Yeah, Yukas is what we call the city rubbish dump,
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: but it is actually Yuckers is the correct answer?
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Called Yukas?
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Uh, Titania made up and way out also made up.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: But I was going for a G I. Joe sounding name,
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: so good stuff.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Who is Yuckers? Where is that from?
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: These?
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: It's got to be New Adventures or the or the
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: Netflix series, I mean the three D one, I will say.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: Seeing clips of both those shows while I was doing
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: some incredibly miniscule research after the movie, I was like, oh,
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: this look pretty good to watch those.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: He looks adorable.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: He looks similar to the other comic relief guy, the Little.
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: Guy, the Black Maid whose name, I will not it
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: comes up.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: I know, yeah, I mean John knows it. Yeah, he
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: was the only character I was like watching the movie,
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: like why is here? Where is he? Thank god he
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: wasn't there. Probably from this series, the New Adventures.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: There we go, but we simply don't have time to
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: find out if it actually is. We're going to move
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: on to a new cats agree this time it is villains.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: We are looking at villains from Masters of the Universe.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Back on over to the Royal Boobs. Here is your
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: list of five clawful, scare glow, raptor, stab baddy, and
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: tongue lash all.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Oh geez, so there's four that that sound that sounds.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Also sounds so good?
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: Okay, So do you think your most Yeah, scared glow
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: for sure.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: Scare absolutely for a point to good stuff?
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: Second, okay, so there was there was raptor, tongue lash or,
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: and what was the first one?
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Clawful?
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Clawful?
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: See clawful? Also okay? Oh boy, I.
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: I think I I think I want to go tongue
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: lash or. Are you okay with that?
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: Odre or? Is there something that's calling you?
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Nothing is calling me other than the answer that you
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: think is most likely.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: To address clearly down for a tongue lash or.
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, tung lasher calls you answer.
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think I want to go for tongue lash
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: or going tongue lash or mm hmm, yes, indeed that
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: is correct, spell spelled t u n G.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: Tongue. Oh, why does that seem dirty or somehow?
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: I mean.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: Ends with or.
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a sexual inuendo. It's probably a he man character,
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: you know.
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: I don't know, you know, I feel like I feel
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: like Raptor is a red herring. Wait, so what do
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: I have? I have Raptor, clawfel and stab body.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I feel like that one's a pokemon.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it doesn't sound like a pokemon, you know, even
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: though it doesn't the formula, I think I want to
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: go clawfel.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I'm down for it. I'm down for clawfel. Let's be clawful,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: evil nice.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Let's go for it, going with clawful, even though Adron
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: knows I love crustaceans and will always make up things
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: about No, it's claw.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Genuinely, Oh my god, what's my heart?
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: Right? That's all tricksy this time?
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, with a did you put a hyphen in there?
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah? And you say you masters of the universe.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: No, that just knows bad puns.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, Spotify rapped or.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I just had to get another bad pun in there.
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: Good God, if it was one I was, I hope
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: it was like a dinosaur with a backwards hat and
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: a big gold chain.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Oh god, yeah, we shall go get some Starmer Raptors.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: It was late in the toy series they were really stretching,
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: trying to reach new demographics.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, come out, Okay, Well, let's see what these five
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: names are going to be like, because we've got five
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: more villains for trap Evil. Trap Evil could even be
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: the name of a character. Here is your list of five.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Stink or Kwondo, Evil Seed, pighead Boy, and twist Oid.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: I weirdly know one.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: I think I also weirdly know one.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: It's not that weird, everybody. It's a good one to know.
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know one for sure because I named one
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: of my sheep after him.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: I hope it's not the one I'm thinking.
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: Of, because because he looked like a skunk.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: He's got his head black and white. Said, do we
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: want to I guess I'm gonna assume and hope that
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: stink or that is in fact stink or that is
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: that also like stink hyphen core c O R E
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: or something.
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: I don't think that one has a hyphen in.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: That one was all one word.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah you go, it's stink. Call you gotta pint,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: you gotta pint?
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: It was. I guess we should wait for man to
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: say it was.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm pretty sure I just need to
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: show up with the script at this point.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: And for some.
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: Of these fandoms, I feel yea like real stinking action
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: where like like it actually stunk.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the best thing ever.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: Someone in the factor just shived it up there before.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: That's dedication. It was the same day they were making
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: hires next door and they were like, hey, I got
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: an idea only because I was looking up the IMDb
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: for the movie afterwards, and pighead Man or pighead Boy
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: was credited as a character like an actor was credited
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: as playing that character was the one that makes Elea
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: tore up. I think so, So either it's an incredibly
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: elaborate ruse or weird that pig head something.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: This pig head Man or pighead Boy is what's on
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: the list here, pighead boy.
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: I mean, they don't all get names. You know, it'd
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: be like, you know, man in Shop number two, Like
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: that's a character in a movie, still right, And I mean.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: He didn't even mention that he like killed his parents
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: or something, so technically he'd be the boy of some
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: dead pig head man. I mean, if you have an
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: inkling on any other name over this one, what was evil?
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: What evil seed?
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: I don't think that one's right. That feels familiar, but
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: from a different franchise, I'm very certain.
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Kwondo Twistoid like Kwondo rang some sort of bell
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: deep in my brain, but it's I don't know what
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: it is.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: A sounds like a random one off character in a
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Doctor Strange comic.
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: Honestly, Yeah, twist Oid sounds semi familiar, but it doesn't
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: feel it doesn't feel eterney into me.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Let's go with let's go with your.
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: You've got good boy, let's go for that.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, we are in a very interesting position here, we
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: are in a pandemonium first one.
• 38:32
  Speaker 6: But it's actually it is credited in the movie.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: It's it's absolutely close enough. So there was a knockoff.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: There was a knockoff brand of toys called like Sunman
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: or something like that. Well, they were like Knockoff he Man,
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: and there was a character in that called Pighead Boy,
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, I'll take that and it
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: be one of the fake ones. But there is a
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: character called pighead in the new film that might even
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: be a reference to, like a little reference to that.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: So I think what I'm gonna say is, you're not
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: allowed to take a guess at the next one, but
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: I am giving you the point for that, and that's
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: the middle ruling on that.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: So you I'm going to give it to you, and.
• 39:09
  Speaker 7: We only give one more guess still, but you won't Well,
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: I think that's it he's saying.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: He's saying, he's saying he'll freeze us out of the
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: list as if we got it wrong, but give us
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: a point. Was technically right, okay, so still we get two,
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: we get two points, and we don't have to take
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: a random wild guess the other three and potentially get
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: no point anyways.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: So yeah, that's is that, that's a democratic ruling.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: I think that seems fair. I think it's fair.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, technically one of the wrong ones, but yeah, because
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: pick I think if it was Pighead Boy in the film,
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: but what I'm seeing on here is credited as Pighead.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: If it was pig Head Boy, I'd allow you to continue,
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: but it's not the exact It's been forty years.
• 39:47
  Speaker 6: Man, he grew up pig Head Boy for his whole life.
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: I mean that's to mean.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: True, so true, Okay, So then oh the oh yeah,
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: of course, because it's so important, we need to know.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: It was Kwando and twist Oid.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: It was twist Aid, but Evil Seed was the other one,
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: the one I.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Knew resident Evil for some reason, it does sound resident.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: And then there was like l Seed from the tick
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: was it was it.
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: Like Evil's kid or Evil Seed?
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Evil Evil El? I mean I bet it was a
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: plant based villain.
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just good.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, we're ready for the typically kind of related but
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: kind of unrelated third category in this game. Yes, let's
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: test how much our players are masters of our universe.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: These are going to be names of ex or planets
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: in our universe. So the names of planets outside of
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: our solar.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: I am not.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: It's your chance, soldier did not study this.
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: It's gonna be like RB one O seven a RB
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: five to two. See like some of the I've not
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: quite been that tricksy. Most I've not heard of any
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: of these, thank you.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, No, everybody's a shut up. Going back to joke,
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: right there.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Those planets have the meats.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: We had to be highlighted.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Good catch, good catch. I'd have heard it in the
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: edit and me just talking and thought, God, damn it. Okay,
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: here is your list of exole planets, the royal boobs.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Here they are Gebus, Dimidium, Darwin, Poltergeist, and Jupiter.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: To suck.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Wow, let's I feel like they'd name one after a scientist,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: like a natural scientist, so.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: Darn okay makes sense. I'd buy that.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: I don't think if Jeebis is a planet, I'm turning
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: in my batch. My I'm turning in my badge in
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: my gun. No longer a woman in stem, you know.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, have scientists grown up with the Simpsons so
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: they might actually name one Jeebus?
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: God they would, they're fucking nerds.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Oh have you got one that you're thinking is the
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: first pick?
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: We could go?
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: Darwin? Let's do it.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: With Darwin.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm so sorry.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Off, you're not sorry at all?
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: After six years. Don't start calling out whether I'm sorry
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: or not. I'm so sorry. Yeah, I thought that exact
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: same thing. I was like, I can I can just
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: put the name of a scientist that doesn't have a
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: planet named after them.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Is Poltergeist one.
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: Poltergeist is one that was the least likely to me.
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: I'm really hoping Jupiter too is one. Jupitered to is fake.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Domidium, and then yeah, Jeebus is a what if?
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: If you just excuse me between rounds, I do have
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: to go quit my job. That's for completely unrelated reasons.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: I quit.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, trap evil, you have a chance to catch up.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Now Here is your list of five exole planets Homolumu, Ganja,
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: or Bitar, Tectonia and did so.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: Wow, I'm gonna be super transparent. I was so excited
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: for this, bros. I'm like, oh man, I have my
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: favorite video game franchise, Destiny, use exo planets all the
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: time for bullshit story things. Not a single one was mentioned.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: Then put Homo in there yet, I mean, Homo sounds
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: of the best. Big given the names we have, let's
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: just start at the top of the list.
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: I mean, right, that's a good way to start the list.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: Let's go with that one for the go.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry that's mate, It's the capital of Hawaii,
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: But I changed some lets.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: No Homo Lumu.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: Bones was.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Ones did real quick, so the real ones believe it
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: or not, Ganja.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Of course they were probably on gone to the name Jeebus.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: The nerds smoke weed, I'll take my gun and badge back.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Or Bitar.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Or Bitar was real, And that's also how I came
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: up with Tectonia of like they both sound like fake
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: planet names. Yes, but all Baitar is real. And then
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: dit so was the other real one? Another Pokemon that
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: sounds like a Pokemon really does.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: After Pokemon and masses of the universe characters.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: And feel free. Anyone in the room or any listeners
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: correct me if I'm wrong. That might be our first
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: double freeze.
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: And this episode had so many like like, oh, we've
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: been doing this forever jokes, but we've got all these
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: first now too.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: This is great. How are we going?
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: I don't even know if we're gonna even make it
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: around three? Okay, that is the end of round one.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: That let's ask the heroically named Duncan to calculate the
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: latest scores. I've got to highlight the again. It's just
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: your dad's mate down the pub. It's just Duncan duncan. Okay,
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: those scores are the Royal Boobs are on sex I'm
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: leaving that in, and trap Evil are on four points.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: Right, We got some room, got some room to grow up.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: Next is round two after these ads, unless you're listening
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: ad free by following following us for free on Patreon,
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: and then you probably hate this sentence because it's a
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: complete waste of time. I slowed down my speed so
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: it really would be back after this. Round two is
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: called pubic Cervix announcement. Sorry, public service announcements, Boobs. It's
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: the game where our team will be given a random
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: topic to deliver a Masters of the Universe style nineteen
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: eighties PSA about on my riskiest wheel. Yet, we have
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: eight things that he Man or Sheira might try to
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: warn children about, so we have where should I start.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: We've got drugs, bullying, depression, violence, democracy, environmentalism, respecting elders,
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: and the big one, molestation. So Facebook, it's Facebook the wheel,
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: but I also have here. When I bring up the webpage,
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: I remember to bring up a random noun generator, so
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: you won't just be giving a PSA on one of
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: these topics.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: I will also be throwing a noun in there.
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: As well.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: To give you a quite a specific, unconventional PSA. You
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: will have forty five seconds to give your PSA. I
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: would like you to be looking directly into the camera
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: if possible, And at the end, I'll rank your PSA
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: based on how well you warn the kids at home
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: about the dangers presented and how well you stick to
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: the he man tone of voice. This was my favorite
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: aspect of watching a couple of episodes was the very
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: nineteen eighties PSA's At the end.
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: There will be.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Four PSAs in total forty five seconds each. One person
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: from the team will lead the PSA, but feel free
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: to call on your teammates if you'd like to have
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: a bit of back and forth and they will improve
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: with you if you want to, like turn to them
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: and say say she rah, like yeah, that kind of thing. John,
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: you are the most familiar with PSAs.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: No, I'm so nervous.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna get forty five seconds on the clock.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: I've got to do it second by second because it's
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: only minute or I.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: Wish I could play the music in the background. That would.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: If Ben does it in the background.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: That's legally distinctive enough we're safe.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, so John your Oh yeah, I forgot the wheels
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: broke and it will just spin infinitely if I don't stop.
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: It a pedual motion machine in your office.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: It's just gonna keep going.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: Yes, it won't start perfect.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, So that is environmentalism. But it's not just gonna
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: be any kind of environmentalism.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Oh no, pro against.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Well it was the eighties.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: That's up to you.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's up to you.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, and okay, this isn't too bad. Actually, your random
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: noun is sparrow, as in the bird a sparrow, so
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: you sparrow environmentalism is your PSA. You are pro that
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: you are warning the kids about that whatever angle you
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: want to take with the phrase sparrow environmentalism. And you
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: can interact with Audra if you would like her help throughout,
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: but otherwise forty five seconds on the clock.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: Begin your PSA.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: All right. In today's episode, Skeletor and his Gaseous Sparrow,
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: we're trying to take over Eternia by farting up Castle
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: grays Skull and making the planet uninhabit. Bit a ball,
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: It's important to make sure that you were always clearing
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: the air, so everybody can breathe freely. Shit, that's halfway through.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: Make sure you're always riding your bicycles instead of taking cars,
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: board a bus or even a sky bike if you
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: need to get from one place to another.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: Take care of your planet.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Children, nice excellent stuff that was so accurately in the style.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: Wave you to this ad brought to you buy cigarettes
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: smoking the big Adam kids.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Didn't nail. The voice nailed the tone. Didn't even need
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: to call on your teammate to help.
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: I wanted to, but I my nerves were too high.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: I didn't know what to say.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Hey, they didn't need to be and you Also, the
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: gift in the middle was imagining the voice actor being like,
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: oh shit, I'm only half with and because of that
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: gift to me and how much that cracked me up,
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: I'm giving you the full five out of five points.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: That's a great way to start this. Feel like that's another.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Oh thank you so much for jumping on the grenade,
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: John and taking the first. Let's let's go with Ben next,
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Let's keep things all everything exploration, Let's spin the wheel
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: first and foremost, get out of go in. That's the
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: one next to environmentalism, which is democracy. And let's get
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: another random set of nouns here.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Do as you see fit, Ben.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, we have facelift democracy.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Whatever that means to you.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Whatever that means to you, whether it's like making sure
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: everyone has access to a facelift or the opposite of that,
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: the power.
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: No I think, I think I've got it. I've got this.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, Ben, Your forty five second PSA on facelift democracy
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: begins now.
• 52:18
  Speaker 6: On today's episode, kids, we saw Skeletor hide his face
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: behind flesh and win the vote. What this teaches us
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: is the democracy is for fools and cowards. It's all about,
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: you know, the authoritarian rule, trust in king, in King, Randor,
• 52:39
  Speaker 6: you can't. You can't be trusted to vote. You're just
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: silly children, You guys. This guy was not Skeletor. He
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: still had blue boobs and a skull on his chest.
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: For Christ's sake, all politicians lie, and kings aren't politicians, remember.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: Randor, and I approve of this message.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Excellent stuff, well done, Oh perfect.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: You took that in a great direction.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Was can I can I ask if the the you know,
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: before saying authoritarianism was like, don't say fascist and don't
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: say fascist. Oh that was fantastic, and Drew with the
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: little cherry on top, just like a political ad would be.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Uh Ben pointing out the monarchy in it all. I've
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: got to give an he the five points. That was
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: exactly in the tone of the episode.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: Ps No, it was then as soon as you said
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: something about the like like you know, doctor doesn't work,
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, Riggs is a monarchy. Fuck, it's so good.
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: Damn it.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Wow, just your brain like that, John, I will say
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: you did something very similar three minutes ago. Okay, the
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: wheel is in for Drew, for Audras. Yeah. P s
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: A topic, go go back and forth. It's it's bullying.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: It's bullying one of the big topics. Yeah, bullying can
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: come in the farm from the station.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: That's that's like extreme.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: Bullying, advanced bullying, bullying to a one. At least you
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: went there. You weren't just like, it's just bullying.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Uh it is inbox bullying, inbox bullying, So whatever that
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: means to you, inbox bullying. And we can pretend that
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: email was invented by the time of email bullying.
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: The p s A has had all kinds of anachronisms
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: in them.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, Ordra, your p s a on inbox bullying begins now.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Hello kids. In this e episode of he MANU skeletor
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: attacked he Man. This wouldn't have happened if one of
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: his friends would have sent him forty five email messages
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: warning him that this would have happened. Now, when you
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: have to go to your corporate child job, remember you too,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: can save the world by sending countless emails to your
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: fellow coworkers warning them of projects they should know about.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: You should engage in in box bullying for the good
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: of the realm.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that that's what I was waiting for.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Thank you, John, sorryat No, You're right. A great button
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: from John uh and Audra. I feel like I heard
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: you about an hour ago complaining about a similar work problem.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: So topical, fantastic. I really enjoyed that. I loved how
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: you brought in the on this episode. I think that
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: was that was key to get that in. I'm going
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you four out of five points for that.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: I enjoyed that.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: Hell, yes, having not seen any he Man, I will
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: take I will take the power. Yes, i will take
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: four points and I'll like it.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, where did my wheel.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Go I took it.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: It was still in frame. It was still in frame
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: when we were about to begin.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: You're so welcome.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, Drew, let's find the name of your highly specific
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: p s A. We're all hoping for malestation, aren't we. Oh,
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: I think that's gone. That's also environmentalism. Just shift it,
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: just shift it. We're shifting to males station.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: An't well, it was like, fully, I can't read the
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: thing from here, the screen is too small.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: I can believe you, But what kind of molestation?
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: Oh Jesus, well, I forgot about that.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: This is why I'm worried it can be done. Scalp
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: scalp molestation. You are giving a PSA in whatever manner
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: you wish, in the style of a he man or
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: she ra psa on scalp molestation, and that begins.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: Now. Wow. In this episode, I wore a skin mask
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: to steal the election, and he Man tore the scalp
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: from my head and mocked me. This was an abuse
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: of my personal space. No one should abuse your personal space. Children,
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: If the creepy man on the palett leg ground tries
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: to take things from you or give you candy that
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: you don't know about. You say no and run away
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: like skelet hortoise.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh no, he Mad's back.
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: I hope he doesn't me more.
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: The real, the real Scalp metal ustation is this haircut.
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: Oh few, I escaped that one, unscathed. Sparkle, sparkle.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: Nice good providing the sound effects at the end as well,
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: excellent stuff. Great skeletal voice and good good job activating
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: your teammate there and Ben chippin in as he men,
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: because I liked at that point Drew during the p
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: s A. You were just continuing the episode. Oh he
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: Man's back. I was like, Scalp. I thought Ben was
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: talking about his own haircut.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: I mean it's like it's like one notch below a
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: he man Bob.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: So okay, it is kind with the bang and.
• 58:57
  Speaker 6: The Hey, it's twenty twenty six. I can have a
• 59:00
  Speaker 6: mullet if I want, Thank you very much. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: the tropical mullet. I gotta get it.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: Mullet. That is the best.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, fantastic, excellent PSAs everyone, I feel so safe.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: That is the end of the round.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: Let's ask our priest coach and local representative to calculate
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: the latest scores. People, he man said, we could trust
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: if we've been touched inappropriately genuinely, like the three biggest candidates.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Oh god, the only worst one is your creepy uncle.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Hey, kids, to appropriately, go talk to your creepy uncle.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Oh wait, I forgot to give Drew four points. I
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: said that in my head, like the show.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: Maybe I just missed it.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: No, just me my edible is it?
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: The Royal Boobs have fifteen points, trap Evil have thirteen points?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: Still too.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: Round three next after these ads for action figures featuring
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: all your favorite gate Leapers characters. Opposable arms, repetitive catchphrases,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: and fixed facial expressions are just some of the things
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: we experience due to newer divergence.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: Back soon, my past and on. Smile as you were
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: reading that.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Round three is called bad Dictionary. It's our wrong ANSWER's
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: only definition game. I will name something from the Masters
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: of the Universe universe, and I would like each player
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: to write down a dictionary definition. But it better not
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: be the correct answer. You'll be punished if it's the
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: correct answer. We will then hear those definitions and I'll
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: award points to the ones I like the first thing,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: I would like a definition for isla beads flash beads?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: What a flash beads? All right, we got some studious
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: panel members here writing down full definitions.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just using this receipt from dental work. I
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: was like, what is his paper? Oh yeah, just store
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: that somewhere important, like my writing down fake definitions folder.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: I wrote something so simple, and then there's a part
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: of me that almost shifted gears when everybody else was writing.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: But I think I'm going to be true to myself.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I went for the first dumb thing, and then
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: it weirdly worked out and much more logically would.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: Well, let's let's start with ultras. Actually, while we give
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Ben and potentially John some time to finish up.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Flash beads are what you throw out at Marty Gras
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: nice that is that is very literally correct.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah I thought he said wrong answers only.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Oh damn.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Fortunately it's only the Masters of the Universe definition that
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: will result in punishment. So okay, that's that's okay. I
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: might not get a point, but it's not going to
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: get punished.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, But it's clever.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Fuck off, I said, I said, mit, and you're telling
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: me to fuck off.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: I gotta stand by what I said.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: John, What did you put for this one?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: Mine's actually pretty pretty similar. It's a string of well,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: I wasn't sure which direction to go in go in
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: in the beginning, so it's a string of funny smelling pearls.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: But then I went somewhere else that when thrown on
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: a person, makes their top disappear, but also makes their
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: chest shine a blinding light.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: Ah nice, Okay, I like it.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: That is a D and d as item. I would
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: give a character.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: At you think you're gonna see boobs, but then you're blinded.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: Uh huh yeah, huh. Very it's a monkey's paw situation.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: Mm hmmm.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: They'll start saying it's a flashpeed situation.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Drew, what have you got for this?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: Mine is a set of beads worn by he man
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: to cover his testes in case the wind blows up
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: his little skirt thing.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: It is a little skirt thing, and it's it's really
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: good that someone's pointed that out.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: And he will be flashing the children when the wind comes.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, otherwise he would be going against his own PSAs.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: I want to tell a coach about him.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 6: Flash beads noun origin ancient Ittornian beads typically stored in
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 6: orifice that shoot lasers.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: That is fantastic, not just because of the proper dictionary structure.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: We've got the we've got the noun, we've got origin.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: It's so good.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: That's fantastic. Okay.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: I am going to give everyone of points, but I'm
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: going to give Ben two points. I liked all of
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: those definitions, but I liked Ben's just that little bit more.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: That's so fair, fair, valid, very valid. Okay.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: Your next thing I would like you to define is
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: a variable high frequency oscillator. What is a variable high
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: frequency oscillator?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: What does it do? Okay, realize we didn't get the
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: actor the finis of the previous word, but also I'm
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: okay with that the ours were better.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Thank you for the reminder, Drew. I will give it
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: in case anyone's interested. Because nobody said used by heroic
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: warriors of Eternia. When thrown, they explode with a bright light.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: I assumed that that's what it was. Yeah, I didn't
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: even know, but I assumed they.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: Were just flash bangs on a bracelet.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: No, one of my definition here is right. Then you
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: will be punished.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: The punishment involve flash beads, and if so, which ones?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: Ben's definition?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: All right, we've got some definitions for variable high frequency oscillator. Okay,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: let's start with Drew this time.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: An oscillating frequency that is highly variable. It pops popcorn
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: perfectly every time.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, little popcorn machine. I love it, John, What have
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: you got for this?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: I've got the device that is in the jet bikes
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: to make them fly by bouncing sound waves off the
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: ground and propelling them into the sky.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, we'll find out in just a moment if
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: that's what this actually is.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: Ben, what have you got?
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 6: I got a tool used to oscillate high frequency variably
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 6: as a vibrator.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: Shall we note that our thing is the same thing,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: so when when you're done, it's done.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: Let's see what Ordres got for this one.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: A variable high frequency oscillator is a magic wand wielded
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: by Shira and created by Haitachi. With intensity, I can
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: calm one down after a really hard day.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: Fantastic. Oh my goodness. Well, let's let's address something John. Yeah,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: could you reach your definition again?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: Please?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: No about popping pop popcorn?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: And vibrating genitals. It's not recorded any John, and there's
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: no way we can replay it.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: It's a It's a that is putting the jet the
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: jet bikes to make them fly by bouncing sound waves
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: off the ground and propelling them into the sky.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: Okay, and Drew, could you give me yours again?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: Please? Are you fucking kidding me?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 6: It does that and pops.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: An oscillating frequency that is highly variable, pops popword perfectly
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: every time.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: And then can I get yours one more time?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: Please?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: Off the hooks.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: Oscillate high frequency signals variably, also known as a vibrator.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: And did you say signals in yours? I did say signals, signals,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: not sounds. I said signals.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm just gonna say I'm gonna say no
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: points for John, but I'm not going to punish John
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: because it's not an exact definition. But it is to
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: do with sounds device which emits a high frequency annoying
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: to most animal life life forms, So not to do
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: with the bikes, but is sound based.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: I mean, have you heard a biker roll through your neighborhood?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: That's pretty fucking annoying.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: That's true, that's true, but I want any points, I'll
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: just say no point for John I liked, I liked
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: Drew's and Benz for one point. I like Toldres for
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: two points.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 6: Heck, yeah, we were both on the same page.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: But better words.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Get specific brand names. Hatachi, you can't sponsor.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: Me, Get those sponsorships in here. Yeah, come on an episode.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 6: I don't know who want to be.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: I guess what round three is. So we're gonna have
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: another another phrase. Okay, we're gonna go into the biological
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: world this time. What are lush melons? What are lush melons?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say royal boobs?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: Oh? Come on. We all looked at each other, so
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: the same thing.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: Saying it now, so that we all have to be.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: Better wrung answs only.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: It's like some of you are writing the dictionary.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: If you saw my handwriting, you'd almost fail me in
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: science too. That was a rough year high school.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: I think scientists broadly have terrible handwriting.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Can confirm.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: I've had to write a note in front of my
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: doctor and she looked at me, going like, wow, they
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: make fun of me.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: It's like ouch, I'm looking forward to these definitions. Okay, Well,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: I like how proudly Ben just sat up? So let's
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: start with what is your definition of lush melons?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 6: So I got lush melons verb the act of in
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 6: biting sufficient alcohol to believe it's a good idea to
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 6: motor boat that fox at the other end of the bar,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 6: bro I got so lush melons last night.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: And with the example of the use, I love it. Okay,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: let's say, John, what have you got for this?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: I've got lush melons. A creature that looks like a
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: pink watermelon and stays immobile until you bite it, whereupon
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: it let's add a slow, sensual moon.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Oh I love that, and the definition, Oh, tra, what
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: have you got for this one?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: A lush melon is A lush melon is a small
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: bead that you throw on the ground. Flash of light.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: I'm sorrying your enemy.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: I think that's how callbacks was. Andrew, what have you
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: got for this one?
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: Lush melons, succulent, sun kissed, perfect mounds that play home
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: to etorney to colonies of the most adorable attorneyan sweater
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: mice you have ever seen. They have giant bosongas.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: I enjoyed the I enjoyed this character who read the
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: dictionary definition this time.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: Just a little bit of a I feel like it's
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: I feel like it's a bad imitation of the dude
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: from snl UK. Who does the imitation of your ex
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: prime minister?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: Oh sure, yeah, yeah, yeah the yeah.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: And also very topical him.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 6: The David Attenborough of Eternia.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Yes he also played David Attenborough.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: Oh he did to make he's got a thing.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: I really liked all of those. Those were all really
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: strong definitions. I would put them all in the dictionary.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: I'm definitely given everyone a point, but I think, just
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: like the first one, I'm going to give an extra
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: point to Ben because I've really enjoyed it used to
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: in practice.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Uh huh having that, I didn't even consider the use
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: like including a use case.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: One more thing to define.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: Here?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: It is geneticator? What is a janette akita? Ben's got
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: his already.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: I litered my last word. I just gave him but
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: a line. I was like, yeah, it's enough, I know
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: what it is. One word.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 6: I'll figure that out when I get there.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: This one, I went with my second thought.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: That's what they say.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't go first.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: I went one word at a time. Legitimately, I was like,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: where am I going with it? Okay, fine, we worked,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: we did.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: At work, got there? Oh boy, we got there.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: Have we all got a definition for geneticata?
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: Yep?
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, John, let's hear your geneticata first.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: No, right, no, let's do it.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: Geneticator it's a device used in the attorneyan Olympics to
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: find out if you're a biological he man or she ra.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: It is the eighties, damn it.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: I mean it's a good not definition. I mean it's
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: my team. It's a good not definition.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: You have to understand. It doesn't change how you compete.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: It just a matter of how much clothing you're allowed
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: to wear.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: Then I'm down for it.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: The he man west st Yeah, and.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: Then like two pieces of leather as a top.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, very good, John, let's hear.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: Let's see Aldros next. Let's go team by team.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: The geneticator is a machine specifically designed to alter your
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: hair growth patterns to only grow into a cunty little
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: bob callack is.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: Wait, isn't that a callback? That's a callback? Fuck callback?
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: Very good, Drew with that excellent line. Let's hear your
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: definition of a geneticata.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: Geneticator skeletor is Evil or twin who has only DNA
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: for a face. I love it.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: And Ben, you're very quick answer.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 6: The geneticator my dick.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: Hey, god damn it. Sometimes it really is just two.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: Words, simple to the point.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: I okay, how am I doing points for this one?
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna give I'm just gonna give three points
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: to each team. You can decide how it's how it's
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: divided between each of the players.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: We can fight later.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: Oh fantastic.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: Let's close the dictionary and send it off to publication.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: It's done. That is the end of round three.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: Let's ask Orco to calculate the latest scores. He's just
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: the comic relief. He's got time on his hands. He's
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: weird blue hands. The Royal Boobs are on twenty four points.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: Trap Drew and Evil Ben are also on twenty four plays.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is crucial.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: It is a crucial around that was crucial that can
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: fix this.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: I don't need to read the next bit, but before
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: we get to the quick fire round, I do have
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: to read this, because of course, the prizes are very
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: real and we need to talk about them.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: This episode's star prize is.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: The concept of hidden power, something we all have, although
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: for some of us it's really hidden. But our winning
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: team will also receive a three month membership to Planet Fitness,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: so we can all get jacked like Adam. Adam enjoys
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: getting jacked.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: Up.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: Next is already said that, but first we must play
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: one final set of ads. Ads for high sugar Cereal
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: high sugar candy and how to manage your diabetes.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 6: A Wilford Brimley collback.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: God, is that a callback?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: Not the eighties?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: But I want that shirt.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: Our final quick fire around will test your broader pop
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: culture knowledge and my own ability to publicly humiliate myself.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: And it's called I don't know nothing about no skeletons.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: In this game, I will sing our player's clues to
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: a skeleton from pop culture history. Those clues will be
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: in the style of four non blondes polarizing hit what's up?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: You know from the meme some skeletor right, don't put
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: hats on my.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Hats, don't put hats on my hands.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: Although I will say, actually, if you want to reply
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: as skeleton instead of singing, that's perfectly acceptable. You don't
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: have to sing back. If you do not want to,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: you can just reply as skeleton. That'd be super fun.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: It's quick fire. You buzz in by yelling out your
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: team names. Let's practice that now.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 8: Ooo, Evil, Evil, Please my brain works, John, I can't
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 8: help them.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: And so for example, if I said, I said he's
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: the King of Hallo we.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: Yes, I heard boobs first.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: Um, I said, hey, it's Jack Scalington.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: Exactly like that, and it would be a point. The
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: syllables don't line up as well as for that one,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: so just either drag them out or add some extra
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: words in vibe vibe it. You can interrupt me at
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: any point. And please, for the love of God, do
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: are we ready?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 6: The skeletons, I know.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: Nice I said he rides a bored and enchanted bike,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: and john nye Blaze I heard Ben and Evil, Hey,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: it's ghost Rider, lovely stuff. It is indeed ghost Rider,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: point foot trap Evil. There, I said, he's a pirate
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: transformed by the light of the move. Oh, that would
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: probably be at the exact same time, best on the leg.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to ask John and Ben who they thought, No,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: because they're obviously going to say that team mate.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 6: No, I heard it at the exact same time here, Yes.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, can you sing it in tandem, and I will
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: give each team a point. So I will lead you
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: in on the black pearl with some cursed balloons. I said, hey,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: it's Jack. I'll tell you I'll take both because technically
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: they are both. It is a point each I do
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: have both items is written down here.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: Nice, amazing. I'm so proud of us, I said.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: A last, poor guy, I knew you were like klings.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: I think that was order first that time.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: I said, hey, it's your Rick.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: It is indeed your from Hamler's stuff.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: I don't just the point.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 6: I don't think that Hamlet carries because I did not
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 6: know that.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: A last poor Yorick. I know that show show, you
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: know that's stage production that guy did one time.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, Hamlet, what's gonna happen? I hope there's
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: more gratuitous sex and violence in this one. I said,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: they speak into different funds brothers.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: Yes, Drew, I said, hey, oh god, saying no, it's.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: It's Sands, and that's I'll take either one of them.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: Thank you. Yes, sorry, I was having a moment. I'm
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: just here, what fonded. It's like a panic attack.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: Good stuff, Sands, nicely done. Yeah, Sands or Papyrus would
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: have accepted either. You got Sands. You also got Papyrus
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: with the help of Ben. That's a point.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 4: I just don't even know what the paper thing. Thank
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: you so much. That was a great help. I was like,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: what is he leaving? Means it written down there somewhere
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: brain did not?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: I said, he wrote the song remember Me? But his
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: great great grandson saved his Yes.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: John, I said, hey, it's co Co.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: No that that's the property, but not the character.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 4: Oh God, damn it. Agel.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 6: Yes, Ben, I said, hey, it's Coke Co's grandpa.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: If you'd have said the correct familial relation, I would
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: have given it to you.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: I said, hey, I'm pretty sure his name is Miguel.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: No, that's a different character in it. But it's not
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: and but actually no, because he didn't write the song
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: remember Me where he sings last gens Grandma.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: It's Coco's great grandpa.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: No, No, it's the character is Hector? And is Coco's dad?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 4: Yes, Hector.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, Coco's the grandma. She's trying to remember her father.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: Miguel's the kid.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: Miguel's the kids saw that kid.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: Kids who sang it? Not the guy who wrote it?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: I realized I got the wrong. Yeah, I wouldn't be hector.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: Name this eight most galluses?
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, wow, are there?
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: I know there's like six. I said, he's known to
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: most is the Kooper King. But yes, Dream, I said, hey,
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: it's dry Bowser. It is indeed Dry Bowser, good stuff.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: I said, he's the ninth member of the straw Hat Crew.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: He's got an afro, and he plays some real cool tunes.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: I said, hey, Evil, Yes, I think his name Sonny.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: It's not sunny fucking killing. I know, I know who
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: do No one knows this one the.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 4: Properties, I know the property. I'm so tangentially connected to
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: the one Piece fandom. I know I know the character.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: It is need one piece, and it is Brook or
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: soul King is the nickname of the skeleton. Skeleton with
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: an afro. All right, let's even get this. Yes, I
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: think you will.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 6: They're getting easier they get Yeah.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: I said, they come at night and they fire a
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: but oh, you better build a diamonds saw to make
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: them go.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: I say, hey, Bobs, Oh, that was okay, let's go
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: with Ben. Then I said, hey, it's Withers. No, not
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: with us, not with.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 4: Us, Evil I think I stabbed it. I think I'm wrong,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: but yesr hey, I said, hey, it's the oatsworn King
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 4: and his army from Lord of the Rings, whose names
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: I can't remember the actual name of the army.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: No, he's a good scal These are two scoutons I
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: should have put on the.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: List they explode.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 4: Boobs.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: I did not.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 5: John, I said, hey, is it a creeper right property?
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 6: But let's that's what withers are from Boobs.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: Well, sorry, my wrong answer wasn't as wad as yours.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 6: I was confused because because he made it sound like
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 6: that wasn't the right one.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: Said, hey, it's the other one from Minecraft.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: Let me let me because I thought you in case
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: to Save. Yeah, that's what I thought you meant. I
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: thought you from all.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 6: The old cloud boys. I think they're just called skeletons.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: But well, Ultra's got the closest answer because it's by
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: saying that other one from Minecraft, because the answer is
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: just Minecraft skeleton.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 6: Point, because they because they have a name that isn't
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 6: just fucking skeleton.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, just skeleton all right? This this four more gang.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: I thought maybe they were green skeletons. I'm ship about Minecraft.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: I said, he's voiced by a racist stand up pack
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: who has his hand all the way up his back
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: and said, hey, yesterday.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 4: I said, hey, it's act Bar the Terrorist Puppet.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: You're so close and it's so funny that it just
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: sounds equally racist by being wrong.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: I knew it was a very racist name.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 6: It was though evil, Yes, Ben, I said, hey, it's
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 6: act Bar the Terrorist Puppet.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: I think that might be what Drew said.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 6: I meant to say, never mind, Yes, I have another word,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 6: but it.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 4: Wasn't that one.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: So I'll see.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: It's good that this has faded into pop culture obscurity.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah at the dead terrorist. Yeah, I also needed.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 6: What I meant to say was Ahmed, Still.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: I'll be honest. When you said that, I was like,
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: that's what I meant to say, Thank you, this is
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 4: very great.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: I said, he's a knight and he's got no Joe
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: his p S one adventures. We do a door. I said, hey,
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: it's evil, Yes, Drew.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: I said, hey, is the main character from Medievil whose
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 4: name I forget, but it's a skeleton with no John
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: want I.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: At this point, I'm gonna give you it because you've
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: named the franchise enough at this point nice in the comic.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I remembered medieval and I was like, well, I
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 6: have no idea.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: Halfway through, I was like, oh, if it's sucking, Grim
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: Fandango would be so mad.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 6: He's got a jaw, it's just all drawn on.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: I said, he wears a hood and carries a size heel.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: I actually I heard boobs first.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I said, hey, it's the grim Reaper.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 6: Reaper good stuff could have been Grim Fandango.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: I'd have taken it and quick before the buzzer. I said,
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: he's got blue skin and a purple sword, a huge dope.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 5: Yes, John, Oh, I know it's too obvious. I said, hey,
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 5: it's skeletor.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: It is too obvious, but it is right.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 4: I was like waiting for another bars, can you something
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 4: to go conto? That isn't the obvious one. There's only
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 4: so many skeletons. And that's the buzzer.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: That the.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 4: Not quickest quick fire man, I've ever.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: Got to be the slowest one.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 4: I feel like every time I'm on one of those,
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 4: I ruined so long.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: No, it's funny. I genuinely think that was longer than
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: round two. Worth it there's the man himself skeletal coming
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: into frame.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah it skeletor what a guy in that slapping motion.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, I might so because we've we've not had
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: a cacophony of skeletal voices, So I might ask everyone
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: to do their promos in a skeletal voice, because yeah,
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: before we get our final scores, I want to think
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: I'll play this. You've all been hilarious and you all
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: have the power, Ben John, I know I ask every time,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: and there absolutely doesn't have to be an update on
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: space adities for even though we're all if I can
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: use a phrase, absolutely gagging for it.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 5: One of them, one of them. I didn't know people
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 5: were gagging for it. I mean, geez, that that changes things.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 4: If it gets the next issue faster, I'll gag for it.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 9: We have the script I'll finally complete all the way through,
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 9: and I've been drawing it and I'm I don't know,
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 9: we'll just say halfway through right now, but it's taking
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 9: a while, So getting off my back, you royal boobs.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: That is a fantastic update.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: Amazing, that's a that's a great update, and WHA can
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: folks pick up the first three issues of space oddities
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: to catch up before issue four?
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 4: Are you lascivious?
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 6: Listeners can pick this up on Drive through Connics or
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 6: else Saturday.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, some help from Skeleton's evil a twin.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 4: Him dedicated, I have a mustachio.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: Oh fantastic, And Drew, you are a brilliant voice actor,
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: voice artist. You can do so many things with your
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: voice and no one.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 4: Will believe it. After this promo you can head to
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 4: Drew Schulman Dozier to hear more of my work that
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 4: isn't Skeleton. I'll get you laj A he Man.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: Fantastic just before I move on, anyone got anything else
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: they want to plug or shout out?
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 5: You know we we you know we were super sporadic
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 5: with a geek exploration the podcast. But we did just
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 5: record an episode on Masters of the Universe the movie.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 5: So if you want some spoilers and some thoughts, then
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 5: you can run over and catch that. So oh and
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 5: since our last appearance, our episode number one hundred titled
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 5: Endings has come out. But clearly you know now it
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 5: was not the ending.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: Oh good. I was worried for a second, literally, whoa
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: or was it?
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 6: I haven't edited the Masters you.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 4: Everything? It was.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: Don't all right, let's get to those final scores, and
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: it was a close one. The Royal Boobs finish on
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: twenty nine points, and it was so close that Trap
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: Drew and Evil Ben also finish on twenty nine points.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: It's a dead heat.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: We're all the masters of the universe.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 4: Bos prevail, you know, I'll take it.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 5: I feel like I've lost most of my appearances in
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 5: the last like year, so hell yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 4: I don't wan lose extreme twol to the time.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone wins.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 6: We all lost this one together.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 5: Like in this episode, you saw four players come together,
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 5: all be winners and all be losers, but they all
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 5: had fun playing the game. Remember, kids, it's not whether
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 5: you win or lose, it's how much fun you have.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 5: And if you're having too much fun, tell your creepy uncle.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 5: And this has been pantemonium. Thank you so much for listening.
• 1:31:28
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• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: this highly erotic quote from Skeleton, I ache to smash
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: you out of existence. What a heated rivalry. What a
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: great way for John and Drew to end that. I
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: love the PSAs so much. They were my favorite part.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad we got to play a game built
• 1:32:24
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• 1:32:24
  Speaker 4: Ah.
• 1:32:25
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• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: I am treasuring these all cast studio episodes so much.
• 1:32:32
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• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited that in two weeks time we will
• 1:32:37
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• 1:32:41
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• 1:32:44
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• 1:32:47
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• 1:32:51
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• 1:32:58
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• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: Adam were caught trying to break in to Castle Grayskull,
• 1:33:06
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• 1:33:10
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• 1:33:14
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• 1:33:19
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• 1:33:27
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• 1:33:31
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• 1:33:46
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• 1:33:49
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• 1:33:51
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• 1:33:55
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• 1:34:13
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