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STIMULATED: CHEATING NOT CHEATING · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Stimulator. Welcome back everybody. Today,
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  Speaker 1: we're kicking things off a little bit differently, a little bit,
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  Speaker 1: a little bit on the anxiety side, the nerve racking side.
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  Speaker 1: What we're doing is playing make them say we haven't
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  Speaker 1: played for a while. This is this series where we
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  Speaker 1: call a lovely listener yea and they get to win
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  Speaker 1: a hat. Well, they have the chance of winning a hat,
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  Speaker 1: but if they say the word that we have on
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  Speaker 1: this random word generator, yeah, they don't get to win
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  Speaker 1: the hat. I hate this all. So the random word
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  Speaker 1: we're going to try and make our lovely listeners say
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  Speaker 1: is include. Okay, okay. Last last time we did this,
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  Speaker 1: we had a horrible time. Well I did. I got
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  Speaker 1: over stimulated and I was struggling includeclude or something about
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  Speaker 1: including shipping, like something about all right, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: We need a game plan here, man, I'm stressing the game.
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  Speaker 2: Not having a game plan is like it's having a
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  Speaker 2: game plan like not fair against the listeners.
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  Speaker 1: Include. I don't have any way to make us say include. Shit, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we got thirty seconds. I reckon include include Include It
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  Speaker 1: is stressful. Would you like us to have would you
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  Speaker 1: like us to put anything else in there? Would you
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  Speaker 1: like to be or is it okay if we include
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  Speaker 1: you on the pod? We can't say include, yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: she needs to say it. How can she say include?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know? Includes? Actually hard? That's all right. We'll
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  Speaker 1: start asking us some questions and then hopefully she talks
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  Speaker 1: about her job and we'll feel like, oh what does that? Oh? Yeah, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we got okay, okay, ready we're calling Isla and yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's all you guys have to know.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, is this Eiler? This is Jake and ODDI from
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  Speaker 2: the Relatables podcast.
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  Speaker 1: How's it going? You've just warned yourself half.
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  Speaker 3: Random?
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  Speaker 1: It is very random. We haven't we haven't played this
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  Speaker 1: game for a while. And your name's up pretty new
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  Speaker 1: in the list.
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  Speaker 3: And I literally just put my name on there, like
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  Speaker 3: maybe two days ago.
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  Speaker 1: No way, how funny. You're a lucky day? Yeah? What
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  Speaker 1: are you? What are you up to? What are you
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  Speaker 1: doing on this fine? Is it Wednesday today? I think?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm just heading to work.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do for work?
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  Speaker 3: I work out a university like student services?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, at a university? What does that entail?
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  Speaker 3: Just like answering like student inquiries and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty boring.
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  Speaker 1: But have you had any crazy inquiries?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not really.
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  Speaker 1: University related related boring? Fair enough, fair enough? I mean, well,
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  Speaker 1: what color would you like?
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  Speaker 3: Please?
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  Speaker 1: Daddy's hat, daddy's hat, come on your way, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: thank you very much, Eila. Okay, have a good day, have.
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  Speaker 3: A good day.
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  Speaker 1: I gave up. I could tell. I was like trying,
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  Speaker 1: and then I knew you had another so I was like, well,
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  Speaker 1: do you want to I was going to say, like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: is there anything you liked on the pod that you
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  Speaker 1: would want us to have next time. It's annoying when
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  Speaker 1: you fucking when you think it's the half of the fact,
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  Speaker 1: but it is what it is. That's too hard. The
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  Speaker 1: fun part about this game, I suppose, is like every
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  Speaker 1: single person listening who isn't getting the phone call is
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  Speaker 1: like this is probably they're probably like this is boring.
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  Speaker 1: But then for Ela, at least she gets to listen
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  Speaker 1: to this now and be like, oh, they were trying
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  Speaker 1: to make me say in clude. I didn't say I
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  Speaker 1: think it was fun, dude, Oh well, well congratulate you
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  Speaker 1: want to hat. So if we lose our listeners win.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like the way. Yeah, I've got a good
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  Speaker 1: positive twist. Put a glass half forward, and everything.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna jump into stimulated with a bit of an
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  Speaker 2: old classic.
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  Speaker 1: I love this. I wouldn't say. I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to claim that we we started this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to claim that we Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't pioneer it, but I think we took it somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, maybe not. But cheating or not cheating?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Would you like me to go first? Go
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  Speaker 1: for it? Okay, cheating or not cheating? Your girlfriend has
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  Speaker 1: the audacity to have had a boyfriend before you cheating, cheating, cheating?
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  Speaker 1: How dash you fucking dare she not allowed? How dares
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  Speaker 1: she bring that up too? Don't mention? Wait, you had
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  Speaker 1: a boyfriend before me? Not bullshit just hurts your soul.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously we're joking, not cheating, but I wish it was.
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  Speaker 1: I wish it was too. It feels like cheating, that's
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  Speaker 1: one of the things. It feels like cheating, but it's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's so annoying because you started to get in your
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  Speaker 1: own head, like that's why I'm so happy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what Beth's ex boyfriend even looks like,
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  Speaker 2: I know what his mustache looks like.
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  Speaker 1: Now I no, no, mine's better, and so I feel
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  Speaker 1: good and so now I like, I don't have to
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  Speaker 1: do you know this whole like mustache debate we've had,
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  Speaker 1: and now that you know his, your mustache is better.
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  Speaker 1: Is that kind of the equivalent of like knowing your
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  Speaker 1: dick's beggining his? You know what my dick? It has
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  Speaker 1: to be. She hasn't said anything.
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  Speaker 4: But it is that the equivalent. Literally, we were measuring dicks.
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  Speaker 4: That was a metaphorical episode. That whole thing was a
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  Speaker 4: metaphor for whose dick is bigger? And you and I won.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why Beth was confident enough to it to
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  Speaker 1: you to bring on the podcast. So that was her
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  Speaker 1: telling me that my dick is bigger than his one
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  Speaker 1: massive Okay, cheating not cheating, sharing an uber with the
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  Speaker 1: opposite sex because it's cheaper. Is there a scenario? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: in general? Yeah, yeah, no doubt, you know, cheating. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: i'd just say it. I'm done. Yeah, Look no I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, obviously not cheating, cheating, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't think like I would feel. I like it, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a different as well, because like imagine I
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  Speaker 2: would say, like if she was with a friend or
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  Speaker 2: he was with a friend, and then like someone that
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  Speaker 2: they're friends with tagged a long and it was like no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: I mean it was like too like my girlfriend and
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  Speaker 2: her friend with a guy.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be like, I wouldn't care at all. No, I
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  Speaker 1: mean like old school friends of no where each other
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  Speaker 1: lived and they meet out the front, like oh you're
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  Speaker 1: gone home, Oh let's share a new man. No no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: can't come pick you up. I'll pick you up any day.
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  Speaker 1: That's fair cheating or not cheating. Liking random girls photos
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  Speaker 1: random cheating like friends, I guess is fine. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: guess so. But like random girls who are like posting
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  Speaker 1: bikini picks cheating Yeah, facts agreed, cheating not cheating. Similar
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  Speaker 1: Liking a girl's Instagram story cheating even if you know
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  Speaker 1: what's the story. I think it's cheating either way, if
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  Speaker 1: it's a meme, I still I could give props to
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  Speaker 1: a meme. I still just think that's flating. I still, yeah, true,
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  Speaker 1: I think liking an Instagram story yeah is flirting. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like no other read you want something out of that,
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  Speaker 1: you want them to know that you're there like fluttering
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  Speaker 1: about it.
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  Speaker 2: This is the thing is if you like a meme,
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  Speaker 2: even if they posted it, you're allowed to just like
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  Speaker 2: the meme and they don't need to know you liked.
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  Speaker 1: It because you liked it. You know you liked it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all all right, meme, bikini pick anything like,
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  Speaker 2: you know you liked it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't need to let them know you liked it,
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  Speaker 1: all right. The only thing that matters is you. We
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  Speaker 1: figured that one out. We're going in depth today. I'm
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  Speaker 1: liking this cheating or not cheating. He has a prank
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  Speaker 1: war going on with a female co workers, giving me
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  Speaker 1: the ick. Yeah, one of these pranks entail. Let's think
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  Speaker 1: like maybe we'll be cushion on the chair on like
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  Speaker 1: the I couldn't know my girlfriend. Another guy were like
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  Speaker 1: like someone one of this A mug gets super glued
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  Speaker 1: to thea that's flying. He's over in the corner snickering,
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  Speaker 1: watching her, trying to pick up her coffee next time,
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  Speaker 1: and she's like that comes home. He's like that. He's
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  Speaker 1: so funny. He's so crafty guy. Oh like, no cheating,
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  Speaker 1: not cheating, looking after your ex's dog. Oh man, I
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  Speaker 1: know I wouldn't. I'm gonna say cheating because I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: like it. But I know people do it.
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  Speaker 2: And here's what, here's the thing what I'm thinking right,
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  Speaker 2: what is now I'm in a new scenario. You are Okay,
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  Speaker 2: Let's say Beth, God forbid leaves me. You know I'm
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  Speaker 2: not gonna leave her, but God for a bit.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, fuck this, Jake guy, Yeah left, she's gone,
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  Speaker 1: But do you still want to look up Henry?
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  Speaker 2: But she's like, doesn't do it in a bad way,
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  Speaker 2: you know, she doesn't do it in a way of.
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  Speaker 1: Like who are you? I know where you're going on it.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't do what she doesn't do it in a
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  Speaker 1: way of like uh uh, it's bad, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Like she she's like, we can see each other in
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  Speaker 2: the street and say hi, like no bad luck. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: And then I get a message one day and she's like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going away. I've tried everyone. I seriously have tried everyone.
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  Speaker 2: Would you like to have Henry for a weekend? I
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  Speaker 2: would be like, fucking oath, I want him?
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  Speaker 1: No, who are you? You're basically just a free doggy daycare.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't, she doesn't care about you anymore. But she's
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  Speaker 1: using you. I would I would fully understand that, right,
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  Speaker 1: Like I would fully fully understand that. I'd be like, yes,
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  Speaker 1: she's us, what about that. Let's just add to the equation.
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  Speaker 1: You're now, this is a year down the track, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: You're now seeing a new girl, no official title yet,
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  Speaker 1: and this same scenario arises, okay, and you're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I want to see Henry. Look, I would say it
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  Speaker 1: would kill me, but I'd say no, Like, I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 1: my love for this fucking dog is crazy. I'm telling you, Wait,
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  Speaker 1: Henry bed Edie listen. Henry was slightly taller, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you it's something about this fucking dog. Man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: starting to like, semi understand it.
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  Speaker 2: If I was still single, because I know she's using me,
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  Speaker 2: I'd be like, yes, she's using me as a free
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  Speaker 2: doggy daycare.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even care if she's going for a weekend
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  Speaker 1: with another dude. But I just fucking love this dog.
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  Speaker 1: But if I was if I had a girl, I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't do it. Okay, I wouldn't. I would never do it.
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  Speaker 1: So cheat, it's because Beth has feelings associated with this dog.
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  Speaker 1: So if you see the dog feelings for Beth will
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  Speaker 1: come back.
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  Speaker 2: I mean fair, I guess I think so fair enough, right,
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: cheating on not cheating?
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  Speaker 1: We are going into death, aren't we cheating on not cheating?
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: It's my last one. He tips the female waitress. In America,
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: that would be fine, so fine. Here here in Australia,
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  Speaker 1: where we don't have tipping culture, I'm going to say
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  Speaker 1: not cheating. No, you don't know why I say not cheating.
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  Speaker 1: It's good service. I think it's okay to I I
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  Speaker 1: do too. I think it's a green flag, to be
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  Speaker 1: honest with you, Like if she tipped a male waitress,
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  Speaker 1: I would also think it's a green flag because it's,
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  Speaker 1: like I guess, coming from that industry, I'm just kind
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  Speaker 1: of thinking like, oh, yeah, like you're supporting, yeah, especially
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  Speaker 1: if they do a really good job. True. Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If it was just like she did a ship job
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  Speaker 1: but it was obvious that he just thought she was hot,
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  Speaker 1: than cheating, yeah yeah yeah. But if it was someone
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  Speaker 1: that even though yeah she was, had a great service. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but great service. I think by all means, okay, my
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: last one, cheating or not cheating, Someone comes up to you, Yeah,
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: they asked for your Instagram. Okay, ask for your Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a guy. Yeah, and it's a girl. Yep. She
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: comes up to you as for your Instagram, and then
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: you go, you give her your Instagram and don't tell
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: you in a real cheating, cheating done silly. I think
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: it's silly. I think there's let her down right there,
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  Speaker 1: because it's just you're not gonna tell her. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: give her my Instagram. She's gonna follow me, and she's
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: gonna see how a girlfriend. I'm gonna let her down
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  Speaker 1: that way, so got her hopes up. She's up here,
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  Speaker 1: and the fall is so much further true true, true,
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  Speaker 1: the fall is so much further. And I'm yeah, fucking
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know what guys doing outside without wearing They
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: need to be wearing T shirts just saying I love
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: my GF or some shit. I got one of those
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: T shirts. I actually don't even have one. I need one.
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  Speaker 1: I love my hot girlfriend. I need I'll get back.
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  Speaker 1: I'll get one and I'll wear it. Maybe i'll wear it.
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  Speaker 1: You should get I love it. I love my girlfriend's dog.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good idea. I love my girlfriend. And then
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  Speaker 1: tiny little Apostrophy, Yes, and then dog under the hair,
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  Speaker 1: and I agree on the last one.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, guys, we asked the girly pops for subtle signs
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  Speaker 2: that they give when they like a guy, and we
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  Speaker 2: are going to let them know or everyone know whether
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  Speaker 2: or not these would work if.
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  Speaker 1: Men would pick up on them. Are these too subtle? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Is really the Yeah? All right, I'm gonna go first.
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  Speaker 1: I'll leave my phone and purse at the table when
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  Speaker 1: I go to the bathroom. Not picking up on that note,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not picking up on that for a second, because
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  Speaker 1: to me, what I'm thinking is is she testing me?
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, is this showing she trusts me? Like I'm
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: not going to steal any money or look at her phone? Well? No, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean but yeah, but like I don't look at
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't for a second thing of a thing like
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  Speaker 1: oh she likes me. No, no, no, I'm not gonna
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be like, oh she left out there
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  Speaker 1: she likes it. No way, okay, no, wait, depending on
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: how long she's in the toilet, I might deep it. Really,
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: I might think into it. Because I'm thinking about it already.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: My head goes I'd be going hum hm.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: One of a girl's ways out of a date if
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: it's not going good. Is always going to the bathroom
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  Speaker 2: and texting a friend to give them an emergency.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, she didn't bring her phone to the bathroom
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  Speaker 1: because she doesn't need an emergency. So maybe if she's
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: in there long enough, I'd be like, she likes me.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Deeping it even further, when girls go even take a week,
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: they love the TikTok time fucks and she doesn't even
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: need that because she's thinking about how good the date is. Yeah,
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: she's she wants to get in there and back out
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: instantly because she just wants to give chat. Yeah wait
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  Speaker 1: a second, but we took a while to figure that out,
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  Speaker 1: and we didn't bro she would still be winging in
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  Speaker 1: the time I'm thinking about this. Let's give it a medium. Okay, well, yeah,
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: we'll give it a medium. Maybe we'll go to We'll
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: give it up. If he has an IQ of two hundred. Okay,
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: what's a subtle sign you gave him when you like him?
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  Speaker 1: Matching sets? You mean, like as a gift she's wearing
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: wearing a matching set. No, I won't. I won't think
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: that that she likes me. I'll just be like, oh,
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: you look good. Also, I took this a lingerie matching
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: set underwear. Oh she likes me. Yeah, I might take
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: the matching set of underwear that she likes me. You know,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: if you were on like third day, fourth date, you're
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: going to a point where you like want to go
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: home with him and you're ready to go all the way,
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  Speaker 1: and she's got a matching set on, I would one
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  Speaker 1: hundred percent think, yeah, she she wore that for a
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  Speaker 1: reason she likes me. Agreed, shit, high chance, that's a
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  Speaker 1: good Yeah, that's high. All right, subtle signs you gave
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: when you liked him. Staring at his lips while talking
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  Speaker 1: to him because I just want to kiss him. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think i'd see that. I would be thinking
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: my food in my mind. Yeah, I'd be like, hurry
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  Speaker 1: up and tell me I've got yeah. Yeah, low, am
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  Speaker 1: I dribbling sorry low low low, very low? Okay, bullying
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: him relentlessly pretty high? Oh yeah that's high, And I
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: would BULI back, and you'd be like, yeah, true, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think that's high. That's a given. I think so. Touching
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: his shoulder when laughing at his joke through the roof.
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  Speaker 4: High.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, very high, ignoring him but being super engaged with
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  Speaker 1: his friends. Low very low. Fucking the hell God, I'd
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: be like stupid, she's got better. Yeah, fuck that, I'm
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: the ugly friend. It's called like a duff telling him
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: you'd wing men him on a night out but accidentally
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: cock blocking. No, so low. If I heard old wingman
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  Speaker 1: you tonight, I'll be like, I'm in the friend zone. Yeah,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: a cockblock or not? Like, oh you accidentally just fumbled that?
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, better like next time? Yeah, I mean like, yeah,
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: but let's try again. I want to go over with you,
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  Speaker 1: but not once. Am I thinking she likes me? No? No, no, okay,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: what's a subtle sign you gave when you liked him?
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Sending voice messages instead of text high high high high
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: high high for me, I'm going to go medium. I'm
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: no high for me. I would like to read into it,
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: but I think I couldn't too much. Really, I'm just
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: gonna say you are the one that's it's better than
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: you're all a bad voice messages. Think it's a better
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: way to connect, but I don't gink it's implying that
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: she likes What if you just straight up cold you yeah? Yeah, yeah,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: calls high. Yeah, I don't think. I think it's a
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: way better way to connect, But don't think it implies
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: that she likes me more. Oh, it's high for me
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: unless I'm not reading into properly. Subtal signs you give
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: when you like him, pick.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Up their lingo, high chance of him knowing that one,
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: and I love when they do it.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's a blurred wh okay biting him randomly? Oh?
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, look, yes, like it's definitely high, but I
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: wouldn't like that. I'm going to say high. Yeah, hey, high, Yeah,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: but i'd probably tell you it's not about us liking it. True, true.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Set of signs you gave when you liked him, following
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: his sports team's Instagram account extremely low, extremely low. I've
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: forgotten I've followed them anyway. Yeah yeah, na, extremely low.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Don't deep it that much. Girl adding him to my
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: private stories, I think medium ish. Maybe he'll get it.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: I don't like the approach, but I think high. Oh
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: you think if I randomly got added to a girl's
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: private I was talking to, I'll be like, yeah, okay,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, okay, I hear you. I just always think
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: that that's kind of like their little spam thing. Fuck,
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: don't make me ever think, man, because you don't know
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: if it's a spam thing or she just made an
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: extra private with just mina. Yeah, true, true, Yeah. Maybe
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: we go medium for that reason alone, Yeah, media medium medium,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: all right. Subtle signs you give when you like a guy?
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: The three triangle? Look, girls will understand for that alone.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Obviously we're not going to get it. What's the three triangle?
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: The three? Is it? Like? We look it up? The
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: three trying? I don't think it's going to pop up
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: on the three triangle? Look, I reckon it will nothing. Yeah,
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: I didn't think they would sit lo. Okay, what's a
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: subtle sign you gave when you like him? I've never
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: picked up on this one before. Yeah, but I think
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: I've now noticed that a lot of girls were doing
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: it on dates. Oh okay, reapplying my lip gloss? Oh,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: let me think. Okay, this might not be universal for girls, though,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it's a low chance of him noticing,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: very low before you doing it.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Isn't going to make him think you like him. But
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: when you say that, I now am thinking yeah, like yeah,
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: but were they doing it for that reason or were
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: they just reapplying?
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: That's why I think that's why you think it's just low.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: No one's going to know that girl's gonna let us
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: know if they're doing that on a date. Yeah, they
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: wanted to kiss, That makes sense to me. But all
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: that is doing it because their lip's a bit chapped.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: But they'd be doing it all day. They can't be chapped.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: She's getting ready to kiss me. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: I should have been written between the lines. Fuck it
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: missed a lot of kisses back in the day. Definitely.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Definitely sort of science you give when you like a
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: guy call him an idiot A lot for me.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Hi, I'm gonna meet him. Really, I'll be thinking I'm
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: having a bad day. What am I doing wrong? Like? Fuck?
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Do you want to see my atar? Do you want
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: to see my test scores? By school report cards? Do
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: you want to see them? It's not that I'm done
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: with this idiot chat. I'm not BookSmart. I'm life smart.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: I promise. It's a subtle sign you gave when you
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: like him, telling him every little bit about my day.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: When he asks, oh, Hi, I'm going with high, I
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: think I'm gonna go high too, Yeah, that's high. That's
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: pretty obvious, because I'm gonna be like, this is the
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: boringest story ever. And she knows it's boring. She must
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: know that I like her, So she's telling me this
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: because she likes me, because yeah, oh that's intricate. I
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: didn't know. I didn't need to know what you had
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: on your pa. And I'm not second guessing for a
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: second that that's the way a girl. All right, I'm
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: not second guessing for a second. All right. So my
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: last one. Puto signs are give when you like him,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: saying in quotes you would look cute with her, to
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: him about another girl, to see if he's looking for
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: a girlfriend. Slash into me, so low, so low. This
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: is the signs you're giving to see if he likes you.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, not someone else this yeah yeah yeah.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: This is supposed to be vice verse. That'd be another
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: one thinking fuck, I'm friend zoned again, exactly. Yeah. If
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: a girl says to a guy, you'd look cute with her,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I'll be like, his instant thought is, well, i'm done
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: with you. Obviously you don't like me. If a guy's
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: with a girl, he's obviously thinking he wants to get you. Yeah,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: don't ask me about other girls like you know, okay,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: my last one too. What's a subtle sign he gave
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: when you like him asking for a help? Ooh? And
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I know they do this when they can completely do
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: a task by themselves. Yeah.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Hi, I think that's very high And the reason is
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: because men have this weird ego.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Thing I do. Men have this stupid fucking ego thing
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: where it's like they need to feel needed. Don't open
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: a jar when I'm there, like they need to feel needed. Like,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: I don't care what it is. If you're tall enough
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: to reach said thing, pretend you're not. If you're strong
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: enough to open said jar, pretend you're not.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, something about it is like me knowing that you're
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: giving me the thing that I know you're able to
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: do makes me know that you like me because you
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: want me to feel needed, and that's what a guy needs.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Couldn't agree more? WHOA I feel like I said that
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: very fluently. I'm proud of that. I'm croud of a man.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I'm crowdier. But that is another episode of stimulated. Thank
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: you very much for listening and or watching. We love you. Bye,