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Episode 36: All By Ourselves Pt. 1 · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The Blaze in Confused.
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  Speaker 2: Podcast is rated M for marijuana no miners, but your
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  Speaker 2: audience is only look at this our first episode without
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  Speaker 2: a guest or anything. Yeah, we're just hanging out. It's
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  Speaker 2: because it's a snow day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and your dog, you know, just a few minutes ago,
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  Speaker 3: was not very pleased. You had to leave the apartment
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  Speaker 3: to go do what ouh? Yeah, I had to take
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  Speaker 3: my neighbor's dog out because he's nice of you, by
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  Speaker 3: the way, how nice. Yeah, I should start a doggy daycare.
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  Speaker 3: I should.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. My neighbor is out snowboarding.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he went out snowboarding yesterday too, and I offered
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  Speaker 2: to take his dog out. Dude, this thing is giant.
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  Speaker 2: Your dog a huge dog.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know what creeps me out dog harnesses cause I
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  Speaker 2: can never get them to work right. They're never hooked
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  Speaker 2: up right, Like you gotta hook this in here, jerk
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  Speaker 2: this off here, hook this in here. It just it
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  Speaker 2: never works out right, and especially when you got to
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  Speaker 2: go put a harness on somebody else's dog, Like, listen,
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  Speaker 2: with my luck, I'm gonna put the harness on your dog,
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  Speaker 2: go to take it out. Being the nice neighbor that
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  Speaker 2: I am and then he's gonna run off. I yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that was all right, thankfully. This dog is his name's
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  Speaker 2: Clark or Yeah. It's a great name for a dog.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't think you like it, but it's all right.
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  Speaker 2: You don't like human names, no, I mean, Lucy's my
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  Speaker 2: dog and that's a hero. And what did Lucy do
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  Speaker 2: when I was gone?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: She was glaring at me, like you got up. She
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  Speaker 3: watched you because she always does to make sure you're good,
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  Speaker 3: but like you, she was watching you leave. And then
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  Speaker 3: the moment that door closed, she just like slow turned
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  Speaker 3: and looked at me like in the movies, like I
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  Speaker 3: was like just you.
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  Speaker 1: And me, huh.
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  Speaker 3: And she didn't say anything. She didn't say anything. I
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  Speaker 3: was talking to her, but she wasn't saying anything back. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I guess that's good. I think that's progress. It is progress, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because usually she just wants to, you know, kill oh me.
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  Speaker 3: Now you make it sound like my dog is Kujo.
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  Speaker 3: She's Kujo. She's just a little misunderstood and she's unsure
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  Speaker 3: of people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm also unsure of people. You never know now how
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  Speaker 2: they think about certain things nowadays. So yeah, Ice has
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  Speaker 2: been a problem late late. Well, the weather I'm talking about. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we have had some ice issues. Yeah, issues with ice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's true.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, what else is going on?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we have to be mindful of the stench because
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  Speaker 2: of my annoying neighbors.
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  Speaker 1: It's time to move. I've bitched about my neighbors a
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  Speaker 1: few times now.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if we've hit on this, but they
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  Speaker 2: asked me to turn down my music at nine thirty
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  Speaker 2: pm on a Thursday about a week. You hate that
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  Speaker 2: kind of thing, I do hate. Well, here's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: I have another half hour. Okay, ten o'clock is when
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  Speaker 2: it's supposed to be quiet. You want to text me
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  Speaker 2: at ten o'clock to turn it down, fine, then I
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  Speaker 2: will nine thirty. No, come on, nokay. I don't pay
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  Speaker 2: a lot of money to sit here and live in silence.
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  Speaker 2: That's fine, and you're absolutely right. I think that nine
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  Speaker 2: thirty is a little early to be toning it down. However,
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  Speaker 2: with that being said, I can say that I was
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  Speaker 2: in I've been in here. When you DJ you crank
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  Speaker 2: up the volume pretty well. You know it's pretty loud,
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  Speaker 2: but it's never loud enough for you. No, you like
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  Speaker 2: it loud loud. I like it loud. So yeah, they're
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  Speaker 2: all there.
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  Speaker 1: My last nerve over there.
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  Speaker 2: They're all not to talk smack on my neighbor, but
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  Speaker 2: they're just a little what's her name, We're not going there. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's a couple. There's a little different. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I live in the middle.
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  Speaker 2: I have one neighbor on one side, they're great, and
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  Speaker 2: then the neighbor on the other side they're okay. I've
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  Speaker 2: never been over like, I've never really talked with them
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  Speaker 2: or I had like a lot of these people. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: probably like in their thirties, okay, cordial otherwise, like they
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  Speaker 2: talk to you. And I'll tell you what was weird.
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  Speaker 2: I was having my apartment cleaned a couple months ago
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  Speaker 2: and I wasn't home.
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  Speaker 1: I was at work.
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  Speaker 2: So the maintenance guy at this apartment building had to
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  Speaker 2: like let in the cleaning lady, and apparently on her
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  Speaker 2: way up she had so much stuff to bring up
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  Speaker 2: that she left cleaning supplies in the hallway. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 2: saw this and assumed that I was moving right and
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  Speaker 2: text me and he goes, hey, man, are you moving
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  Speaker 2: literally And I wrote back and I'm like, uh, I
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  Speaker 2: hope not. Why And then he goes, oh, I just
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  Speaker 2: saw a bunch of cleaning supplies outside your apartment.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I'm getting my apartment clean. Man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not moving.
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  Speaker 3: But it was just funny the way he texted, like
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  Speaker 3: he was like he saw people taking furniture out of
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  Speaker 3: your place or something like that. That's a little alarming too.
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  Speaker 1: Hey are you moving? Yeah, and it's sort of excited.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 2: But no. The latest thing with these neighbors, uh, the
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  Speaker 2: maintenance guy tells me a week ago. He goes, hey, man,
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  Speaker 2: none of us care or anything, but I just wanted
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  Speaker 2: to give you a head to your neighbors bitch to
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  Speaker 2: us that it smells like cigarettes. And I'm like, cigarettes,
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  Speaker 2: all right, listen, I said, I mean, I am smoking
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  Speaker 2: some green goodies, but I ain't smoking no Marlboro lights.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he goes, oh, no, I know. I know
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  Speaker 1: the whole floor is smoking pott up here.
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  Speaker 2: We know that we don't care about that, and he
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  Speaker 2: goes he goes between you and me, they bitch about
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  Speaker 2: everything anyway. I'm like, okay, great, so that's the latest
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  Speaker 2: thing that they're telling maintenance now that I'm smoking SIGs cigarette.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: No, I went through that phase it's no, no, And
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  Speaker 2: I will admit, I will admit I've been to apartment
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  Speaker 2: buildings before where people light up and smoke SIGs in
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  Speaker 2: their apartment and then it smells like a bowling alley
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  Speaker 2: and it's.
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  Speaker 1: Not it's a little gross.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and you leave code in that, it's pretty disgusting.
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  Speaker 3: As a former smoker smoker, now, I can tell you
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  Speaker 3: I fucking hate being around it.
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  Speaker 1: I really do. I hate it any.
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  Speaker 2: Oddly enough, I feel like the smell of marijuana does
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  Speaker 2: not stick to things like cigarette smoke does, right.
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  Speaker 3: Or is it just because it dissipates after a good, like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, hour and a half, you know, is that
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  Speaker 3: the truth?
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  Speaker 2: Or is that just because our noses are so used
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  Speaker 2: to it. That's a good question, because I've had a
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  Speaker 2: few times people come over here and be like, dude,
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  Speaker 2: it breaks in here, and I'm like, really, I don't
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  Speaker 2: smell anything like full on like nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Sometimes I can't smell if you know,
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  Speaker 3: if it's on me, I can't smell it. I can't
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  Speaker 3: take notice. Well, so apparently when it was a cigarette smoker,
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently my neighbors complained about the cigarette smoke last Sunday
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  Speaker 2: after we recorded. Yeah, and I do remember coming back
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  Speaker 2: up and thinking, ooh, it's a little little stanky.
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  Speaker 1: But again not we ever did it, not that, but
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  Speaker 1: but it wasn't camel crushes.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what they're Yeah, what are these people
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  Speaker 2: smoking that they think they're smelling the smoke?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe they were just like real squares, you know, like
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  Speaker 3: they don't they're not cool enough. They've never smoked a cigarette,
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  Speaker 3: they never had pot. Maybe they think that pot is cigarettes.
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  Speaker 3: They don't know. There are people that are just you know,
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  Speaker 3: maybe they're not Maybe they're not cool enough. Maybe they've
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  Speaker 3: never smoked pot. Yeah, because you're not cool until you
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  Speaker 3: smoke pot. Hey, all I know is that I was
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  Speaker 3: pretty cool before I smoked, and then I got even
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  Speaker 3: cooler after it.
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  Speaker 1: Spottish too.
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  Speaker 4: They'll Blazed and Confused Podcasts with Becker and Joel the
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  Speaker 4: trivia podcast where Truth, Fury and THC glide. Let's spark
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  Speaker 4: your curiosity and light up some knowledge. They'll Blazed and
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  Speaker 4: Confused Podcasts with Becker and Joel starts.
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  Speaker 3: Out, Now, man, we got through the intro there and
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  Speaker 3: you didn't fuck it up. You've been pressing the wrong
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  Speaker 3: buttons every week, it seems.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know you've done three times since we press record?
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  Speaker 1: What's that said? The word? Fuck? Did I really? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I'm counting now, man. Yeah, that's going to be great
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  Speaker 3: to monitor the whole show.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I have to pause and think about it and then
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  Speaker 3: forget about it three minutes later.
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  Speaker 1: Your mom ever give you soap in the mouth? No?
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  Speaker 1: You ever get that? No? You need it? Do I?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll be a thing we can do on a show.
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  Speaker 3: We'll do a soap in the mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Have you had that? I did get it one, really, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But it wasn't the bar of soap though.
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  Speaker 2: My mom just put dish soap and iced tea. Boy,
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  Speaker 2: that sounds like child abuse. I promise it wasn't. I
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  Speaker 2: promise you. I definitely deserved it, because you know me, shockingly,
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  Speaker 2: I said something stupid, probably and got in trouble years ago.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, I got the soap into iced tea.
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  Speaker 1: Did it work? Did it clean your mouth? I just remember.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember what I did, but I remember I
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  Speaker 2: got in trouble at school for something, and it was
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  Speaker 2: most likely for saying something dumb, if I had to guess,
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  Speaker 2: And I remember going home sitting at dinner that night,
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  Speaker 2: and I remember drinking this iced tea. First off, I
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  Speaker 2: remember sitting down and looking at the iced tea and thinking,
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  Speaker 2: look right something, And then I remember drinking it and
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  Speaker 2: saying they just don't taste right, like just and I
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  Speaker 2: remember my mother saying, drink it.
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  Speaker 1: Geez, yeah, Melanie, I think I drink the whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get an angry text message that we discussed
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  Speaker 2: this in the bud.
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  Speaker 3: My mom has never made me drink dish soap or
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  Speaker 3: any soap. So man, now I'm thinking like body wash.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine how horrible that would take. No, it was probably
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  Speaker 3: like don dish soap.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, were you a pretty bad kid? I mean I
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  Speaker 2: leveled off. But when that is, you know, that's harshly
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  Speaker 2: putting it, all right, But I was there.
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  Speaker 3: Was the thing that you did that pissed your parents off,
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  Speaker 3: you know the most.
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  Speaker 1: It was always just.
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  Speaker 2: For saying stupid shit and talking when I shouldn't have,
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  Speaker 2: and saying the wrong things for the wrong people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, when did this level off? I really need to know?
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  Speaker 1: All right, isn't it great?
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  Speaker 2: Though? They could never get me to shut up, and
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  Speaker 2: now I get paid to talk and they did. Certain
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  Speaker 2: things tend to work out, don't it pretty well? I
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  Speaker 2: think I'm Becker, that's true. Hello, it's the Blas Confused podcast.
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  Speaker 2: We made it to what episode number is this number?
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  Speaker 2: Thirty six thirty six episodes, so we got thirty five guests.
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  Speaker 1: That's a pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: Some of them will will repeat, but still three or
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  Speaker 3: three or four were repeats.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty good otherwise.
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  Speaker 2: So we're area code three six zero three six zero
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  Speaker 2: zero zero, Area code zero.
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  Speaker 1: We make up boards here. Yeah, zereo, cheerios Yo.
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  Speaker 2: Area code three six zero serves the western part of
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  Speaker 2: Washington State, very nice, excluding the dense Seattle Tacoma metro core,
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  Speaker 2: so not including them, covering cities like Olympia, which is
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  Speaker 2: the state capital, Bellingham, Vancouver, and the Olympic Peninsula.
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  Speaker 1: Very cool. I've heard we're a pretty big deal out there.
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  Speaker 1: We are.
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  Speaker 2: We're very big in various parts of the Washington State
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  Speaker 2: excluding the dense Attle Tacoma metro core.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, we're not big in the metro core of Seattle Tacoma,
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  Speaker 2: but in the western part of Washington State we're pretty big. Thankfully,
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  Speaker 2: we're a pretty big deal there. We are, So hello
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  Speaker 2: to our listeners.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of people ask me how's the podcast going.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, we're doing a great job. How are
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  Speaker 3: people listening? Of course they are.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, especially in the Washington State, not metro core dense
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  Speaker 2: areas of Seattle and Tacoma specifically, Yes, oh man, are
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  Speaker 2: people still here?
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully?
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  Speaker 2: They definitely are in Washington State, but not in the
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  Speaker 2: dense Seattle Tacoma metro core. But where specifically are they
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  Speaker 2: in the western part of Washington?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't even hit random thoughts yet, but I guess
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  Speaker 3: we should go right into it.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, all I know is this is what happens when
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  Speaker 2: you google three six zeros zeria zereo with you in Zyria.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I made up a word. What
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  Speaker 1: is zero? I feel like we have to look up
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  Speaker 1: look up what zero is?
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  Speaker 2: Zero?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're just saying it just got to me
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  Speaker 1: means that's definitely not a word. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: You know what's funny? I wrote down a list of
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  Speaker 2: stuff I wanted to talk about. Yeah, and now I'm
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: looking at this list and I'm like, what does this say?
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  Speaker 2: I can't even freaking read this your handwriting?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you write in cursive or print or like
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of bold.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you I'm horrible at writing ever since I
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  Speaker 3: got a job for the first time.
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  Speaker 1: And when I was.
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  Speaker 3: Nineteen years old, all we did was use computers. I
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  Speaker 3: barely had to write anything the last twenty two years.
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  Speaker 3: You know, my penmanship is garbage.
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  Speaker 2: Dude.
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  Speaker 1: Is your signature different every time? Yeah, it's bad.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I have a signature. I have an
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  Speaker 3: idea of a signature that comes out in fifty different
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  Speaker 3: fucking forms.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry I cursed again. So just number four? Very good.
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  Speaker 1: I like this.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, we should really do like the money jar, Like
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: every time you say an F bomb, you give me
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  Speaker 2: money or something and then we.
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  Speaker 1: Can have a score at the end. Yeah, I kind
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  Speaker 1: of like that. I still can't read my handwriting. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh here's what I wrote. Uh oh yeah, what is it?
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  Speaker 2: Tarps for cars? Oh yeah, all right? So it snowed
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  Speaker 2: a lot and I came home the other night and
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  Speaker 2: I see it at least two cars in the parking
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  Speaker 2: lot that had tarps.
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  Speaker 1: On them, and I thought, all right, people, come on, like, you.
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  Speaker 2: Can't wipe the snow off your car, like, really, really,
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  Speaker 2: come on?
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  Speaker 1: It looks a little ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: However, then these people after this blizzard that we just
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  Speaker 2: had just take the tarp off and then there's no
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  Speaker 2: snow in the car.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, now I'm a little pitch that I get a tarp.
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  Speaker 1: I should have gotten the tarp.
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  Speaker 3: Does it matter you didn't clean your car off anyway,
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  Speaker 3: someone else did it for you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy service we get here at this apartment building. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: complained too much.
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  Speaker 2: I woke up to a text message of a picture
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  Speaker 2: of my jeep at seven am this morning and it
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  Speaker 2: said all cleared off, mister Joel.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: The reason we don't have a guest today is because
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  Speaker 3: of the weather. The ice, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 3: the ice and the snow, and it is a problem.
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  Speaker 3: It is a problem. And yeah, now our guests couldn't
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  Speaker 3: make it this week, so we're going to reschedule them.
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  Speaker 3: But if weather's a problem again next week, there might
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  Speaker 3: be two episodes of this show that.
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  Speaker 2: We're just gonna be hanging out and talking. God, we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna have to say about it all our listeners.
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  Speaker 3: I know, we just you know, we were doing so
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  Speaker 3: well and then I don't know, I wonder what the
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  Speaker 3: people and the ice happened and now the show suffering.
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  Speaker 3: Are people coming for the trivia? Are people coming for
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  Speaker 3: the lovely entertainment value? Are people coming for the guest
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  Speaker 3: every week?
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  Speaker 1: What? What are people coming for?
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  Speaker 3: I think that having a guest every week has really
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  Speaker 3: been a draw. You know, I think so too, especially different.
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  Speaker 3: They're all different people, they all do different things, and
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  Speaker 3: you and I find that to be interesting because most
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  Speaker 3: people have regular jobs and we just never really have.
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  Speaker 1: You know. But yeah, so I think it works.
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  Speaker 3: Plus, I think the the dynamic between you and I like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm the more sensible person that tries to keep stuff
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  Speaker 3: in line, and then there's you but can't.
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  Speaker 1: Seem to not cry.
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  Speaker 2: I know I'm the more sensible one. Uh, you're the
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  Speaker 2: wild child, thanks a lot. You're the outspoken one. Speaking
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  Speaker 2: of the outspoken one, I was DJing an event the
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  Speaker 2: other night where there was a care curature artist. I
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  Speaker 2: can't say this word for some reason, I don't know
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: a char curature artist. You got it, cariculature artist. I
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: don't know why my mouth's not working. Anyway, It's rare
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: that you go to DJ an event and there's a
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: character mature artist there drawing pictures so everybody's like.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Joe, you gotta gotta go get a chair drawing.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: Well, let me show you my picture because I'm a
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: little unhappy with it, right, And then the guy showed me, and.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, what would you do.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: If you're sitting in the chair and you sit there
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: completely still for five ten minutes only to be showing
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: a picture that you're not happy with? What am I
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: supposed to lie and say I love it? And then
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: everybody else was like, oh, it's great, it's so you
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: let me show you.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: So show it to me and I'll let you know
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: how you should have reacted. Look at this, it.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Looks like I don't qualify for the normal sized school bus.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: You gotta take a few inches off the bus. Here.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: Let me take a picture of your face next to it,
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: and we'll let the listeners be the judge. And how
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: accurate this photo is? The microphone's in front of him
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: too much.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: Here you go.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: So we're gonna post my awful caricature. I don't know
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: why I can't say that. We're gonna post a picture
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: on the Blaze and Confused podcast facebook page.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: You can you can tell me what you think.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: I think they got the hair sort of, but you
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: look different, that's for damn sure, look like an animal.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: I mean my eyes always do look a little small,
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: but my eyes look really small in this thing. Yes,
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: and I wasn't even stoned at this thing. I swear
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: to God, I was not high at this You were working, right,
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: I believe you.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: I believe yeah, yes, yeah, uh yeah. There's a lot
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: to take in with that photo because because well here's
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: another thing.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: You know me, I don't have great skin because I
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: eat shitty food and I eat McDonald's too much.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: McDonald's again.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: You could sponsor this podcast, but you give me acne
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: on my face, and it's an issue. This This dude
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: decided to draw my caricterture and give me a pimple.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: What the hell is that?
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Come on, if you're giving somebody a caricature, you should
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: automatically like at least give them like the photoshop tree
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: take ah off, you know him a favor Jesus.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, well all right, Well your face looks
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: a little.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Scrounged, a little little scrounged, and.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Then you got that forehead there, and then you got
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: that and a big old thing of hair on you,
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: big old.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Thing of hair.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: I looked at this. I go, I gotta get a
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: hair cut. Now.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: Your hair looks good right now? In that though, I
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: think they took it to extremes. And what is this
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: picture called again?
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Caricter? Sure, yep, that's the one character. Sure, where are
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: you gonna put that thing? By the way, I don't
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: know what do you do with this? I think you
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: put that right on the door, outside the door, like
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: if people arrive, they know exactly who lives here.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got right on that. I gotta get it framed.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Blazed and confused random thoughts.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Joel, for some reason, is very comfortable with driving around
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: with snow on the top of his car. Why do
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: you think that's acceptable?
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: What do you mean, I'm comfortable with driving around with
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: snow on the top of my car, like.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: You told me, like the last snowstorm.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: You're like, oh, I was just dry down the road
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: and I had a snow flying off my car, and
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: I said, it's illegal to do that. You have to
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: clear it off the top of your car. But you
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: don't seem to give a shit. Why don't you give
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: a shit? Yeah, me and nobody else, I mean, talking
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: about it, I don't know.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: I feel like you get a couple of the big
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: chunks off, and then you know, you get in the car,
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: you accelerate and you slam on the brakes five or
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: six times, and most of the snow falls off, and
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: then whatever doesn't fall off, you drive down the road
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: and it falls off.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: So you accelerate and then you slam on your brakes
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: in the parking line in a parking lot, all right,
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: before you leave.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: It's sort of better. That's what you do.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, in this parking lot right here is what you do? Well,
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: not very big. That's how you get the snow off.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: How fast do you go before you slam on your brakes?
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: And see? I don't know.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: I don't take notes. All right, fine, it's the easy
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: way to get the snow off the car?
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Is it? Until I do the tarp thing?
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do this, start doing the Honestly, I might
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: buy a tart before this next shit show next weekend.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Well, I look forward to watching you do that put
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: a tarpa. I think it'll be funny to video that
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: and show the world why. I don't know, especially, so
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: what my parents gave me is they gave me this
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: like plastic thing to put over my windshield because I
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: have some ribs that are goofed up. And she said, it'll,
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: you know, help you with the pain. You don't have
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: to freaking scrape your windshield and reach and stuff like that.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: So they gave me this plastic stuff and I put
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: it over my windshield and it really worked out great.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: But I did it during the windy night. So the
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: night before the storm, it was pretty windy and I
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: was outside trying to finagle this giant piece of plastic
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: and it was It took me like twenty fucking minutes. Sorry, shit,
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: seven seven. So anyway, I look forward to watching you,
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: hopefully in a windy night, put a tarp around your vehicle. Well,
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna wait till a not wendy night then all right, fine,
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: what if it's windy the night before a storm?
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: I'm all right. So I called my friend.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: He's a police officer, and I wanted to make sure
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: that this is actually accurate. All right, So having snow
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: and driving around with snow on the top of your
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: car is illegal. You get a fifty dollars fine just
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: for that.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: I know a few things that you do in the
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: car that are illegal, Like, I don't want to talk
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: about that, so yeah, sorry what I don't know what
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: you're talking about. It's called Christine's Law by the way.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, have you ever heard of the Chi Chen Chong law?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: It's title seventy five. That's what I thought.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Pennsylvania Vehicle Code section thirty seven to twenty one, commonly
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: known as Christine's Law. So you get a fifty dollars
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: fine per occurrence. So if you get pulled over and
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: you have snow in your cars, fifty bucks. You know
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: what the fine is when you get caught smoking the
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Devil's lettuce behind him? I wouldn't know. So yeah, moving on,
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you for your worry. I guess I'm
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: glad you're concerned. Thank you.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Yes, yes, not just for you, for other people.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Speaking of snow, Why are the grocery store shelves completely empty?
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: People were in their house for one fucking day. Chuck
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: it up, chalck it up. Just wow, it really is
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: hard for him. Again, I was on.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: It's when I soap in my mouth, It's when I smoke.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, blame it on that real loose and blame
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: it on flow blame it on that.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and I got the soap in the mouth. Well,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: I buy all this food.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: If you're gonna be stuck in the house for one day,
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: did you go to the store and stock up on food?
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: No, I kind of already had though I already had
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: food too. Yeah.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I did it five days prior because I
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: knew there was gonna be snow coming.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Why do people wait to the last minute first?
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Well, and to me too, it's like why do people
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Why is there so much emphasis on the bread and
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: milk and the eggs.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: It's just easy stuff that you can make, So if
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: you're stuck in the house with no power, you can
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: still have some food. Well yeah, even if you can
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: make a fire, you can make some eggs.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: I thought about it if I would have lost power,
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: which I didn't, thank good, But I have a gas stove,
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: so that means that I can like still have heat.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Would you be terrified though I'd still have heat? How
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: would I have heat if you had a gas stove?
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: But I just huddle over the stove, yeah, or you
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: could turn it on to hang out by the stove
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: at least No, see, I thought, Oh, I didn't even
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: think of the as a heater.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: I thought of it as like, oh well, I could
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: still like make food if I wanted to.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: That too, but also heat.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: It still would worry me because I feel like the
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: fumes would just be excuse me.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: I don't like that gas thing over there is creepy.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for you have to light it with fire
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: to start it up the automatic.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: No, it has the automatic good, but that's just creepy though.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: You have to like turn it and then it goes,
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: but then it goes.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like it.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: I don't like it because I always feel like I'm
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: doing something wrong and I'm about to set the whole
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: building on fire. People that don't cook should not have
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: gas stoves. Yeah, I want electric. Then everybody's like, everybody's like,
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: oh gosh, so much better.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: I don't want it to be better. I want it
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: to be safer. Yeah, yeah, less economical.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I don't want a flame and creepy. You go to
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: cook something and there's a whole flame.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Just years ago, I had an apartment that had like
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: one you had to light manually. I hated that, Like
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: with a light, yeah, you had to start the gas
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: and then put your hand down there and light it,
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: and I'd be.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Like, you know, the other thing about this kitchen in
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: this apartment. For some reason, the fire uh what's it called,
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: smoke detector thing over here is a little too close
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: to the kitchen. So every time you put the stove on,
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: no matter what it is, it could be nothing. I'm
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: smoking nothing. I go to make like scrambled eggs. Next thing,
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: you know, the smoke detector's going off. Yeah, and it's funny.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: I'll sit here on my couch and I'll hear other
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: people smoke detectors going off the Yeah, it must be
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: defective apartment building. Everybody's smoke alarms going off. All right,
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: I think it's trivia time. Sure we're not doing rapid around, no,
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: wrap it around trivia time. Who's going first? You?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: I'm going like, I'm answering, or you can ask me. Okay,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: question number one? How about I picked.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: The questions instead of having you picked your category because
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: I like this question to start. It's category is jipped
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: from Jeopardy, a question that I stole right from Jeopardy. Okay,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: because I'm watching Jeopardy at night, I'm thinking Becker would
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: never get this right.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Great, so jyp from Jeopardy.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Within that the category is just ad s okay, just
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: add s to rule a kingdom and to quit your job.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Jipped from Jeopardy just ad s. Just add s to
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: rule a kingdom and to.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Quit your job.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Huh, you understand what I'm going on.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: I'm having difficulty. Just add s. Yeah, you don't really
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: struck me as the Jeopardy type. No, I'm not. Thanks
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: for the way. Here's the thing. Neither am I.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: But I still watch it like almost every night. Yeah,
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I don't get any of the questions correct.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: I just still find the entertain I don't have TV
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: on very often. I would watch it though. I like
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Real Fortune too, Just add s, So you're gonna have
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be like a two part answer. So it's
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: two words. It's one word and then you're adding an
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: S and it's another word. Just ad s okay, to
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: rule a kingdom and to quit your job.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Just ad s.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: I have no idea, dude. I don't think I'm ever
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: gonna get My brain will not compute.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: It's like the yeah, all right, so you mean to
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: tell me that I was correct in my thinking that
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Becker will never get just correct. Yeah, all right, so
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: just ad sip from Jeopardy. To rule a kingdom is
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: to reign a kingdom. You just add s to quit
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: your job is to resign. So they would never I
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: think that I would have need I would have needed
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: to like see that on screen or something to understand that.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: So to correctly answer the question too, since it's from Jeopardy,
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: you would say what what is?
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: What is rain? And resign? Correct question too? How about grammar.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Words that express excitement or emotion like hey, oh, yay
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: or ouch.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Are what part of speech?
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Is that?
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: An adverb? Adjunction? Is that A I.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Shouldn't tell you this, but I will anyway since I'm
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: such a nice guy. But there's like a what's it
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: called a schoolhouse rock?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Is it a ject? Who the hell?
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Is it interjection or a conjunction? Hmmm, you're gonna give
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: me an answer? Am I gonna interjection? I don't know
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: what's your interjection?
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Fuck?
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Did I get.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Wait, shit, I got it right? All right, cool man.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know if your a hint really helped me
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: because I kept thinking of, you know, conjunction, junction with
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: your function. But I couldn't remember anything about injection. Interjection.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Now the interjection song was like interjection show excitement or emotion.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, interjection, Hey excitement. I haven't thought about that.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, in thirty five years. Interjection excitement.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: I give you an interjection. They can't have that version
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: in school anymore. They took away that book years ago.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Question three.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Famous people.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Name the former pop singer who became of Palm Springs,
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: California in nineteen eighty eight.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: No lifeline this week. That's a nice one. We can
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: call someone, can we do? No? No, come on, all right,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: it'd be fun and you're no fun, you know.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Name the former pop singer who became mayor of Palm Springs,
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: California in nineteen eighty eight.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, call somebody who you gonna call? How about?
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: How about you call somebody, but I get to pick
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: who you call. All right, call your sister. All right,
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: she's never gonna though.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Good one.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: She's gonna be like Taylor Swift. You're not wrong, yo, Kelly,
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: it's Joel. You're on the You're live on the podcast.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: He's going to you for his lifeline. So you got
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: to answer this question. Name the former pop singer who
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: became the mayor of Palm Springs, California in nineteen eighty eight.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I was gonna see Arnold Schwarzenegger. Oh he's not a
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: pop shots. So I'm gonna say, make me, make me can?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: I ask a friend that's sitting next to me, Jeez,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: what is this the lifeline of the lifeline? Lifeline?
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Jeez? You need to make an exception, Joel, you need
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: to make an exception.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: All right? Fine? Any ready? Nineteen eighty eight, nineteen.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Eighty a pop star that became the Palm Springs mayor.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Do you know who would have been? Sonny Bono? Sonny Bono? Interesting,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Sonny Bono. I don't know, mister Becker. I'm going to
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: go with Sonny Bono. Yeah it's Sonny b very good.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Kelly. You actually surprised the hell out of me.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: And thanks to your friends there. Yeah, Kelly, we're not
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: thinking you. We're thanking everybody you're with.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: You're welcome, You're welcome anytime.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: By very good Sonny Bono.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Tonny Bono? What a name? Bono? Sony?
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: What a name?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: On both spectrum? Sonny what a name? Bono? Question four?
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: I got two rights so far. The final question here
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: is pretty easy. It's game shows, and the question is
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: what's the name of the TV quiz show where celebrities
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: occupied the spaces on a Tic tac toe board? Hollywood Square,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Hollywood Squares? Very good, now you're it Hollywood Square or Squares?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: No? I always said Hollywood Squares.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: H like there's more than one now your version of
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Hollywood Squares that you remember growing up?
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Who's the host? I couldn't tell you any of the hosts.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: I can't remember who hosted that show really, so I
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: would say Tom bergeron don't you remember when it was
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: like revived in the early two thousands with Tom watched it?
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: No?
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think I did, or I didn't pay
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: much attention.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Are you not a big game show guy? I do.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I like Game Show Network, but I like Password a lot. Yeah.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I like the fifty.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Thousand dollars Pyramid or whatever it's called or whatever, one
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: hundred thousand dollars.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Michael Strahan hosts that now, right, Yeah? Yeah, he tell
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: us another one. He's like he does too much. Enough
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: of him already, you know, Brian Seacrest, enough, God, at
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: least he give up at least he gave up that
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: morning show if you were the Live with Kelly and Yeah,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: that's because the intel with her is that nobody can
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: stand her really. Yeah, apparently she's like a raging you
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: know what. And now it's her and her husband, right, yeah,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: because nobody else can deal with her.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: It's not good act.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: So she's stuck with her husband, Like, well, we can't
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: find anybody else.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: So why didn't you just bring her husband?
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Ina?
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Why don't you put your marriage on the line and
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: see what happens? All right? You want to trivia be
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: up here? Yeah, it's my turn to ask you some
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: things that you probably won't know. Probably, let's do it.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Question number one? All right?
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: What video game was invented in nineteen eighty and went
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: on to become a fourteen plus billion dollar franchise?
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Nineteen eighty?
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Boy, I'm trying to use my context clues, of which
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: there are none other than nineteen eighty and a couple
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: billion fucking dollars? How am I supposed to come up
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: with the answer from that?
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: What video game was invented in nineteen eighty and went
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: on to become a fourteen plus billion dollar franchise?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Plus? Yeah? Gee?
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: I don't have my Uh, there's a little hint plus
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: because it grew a little bit.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: The pac Man.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Pac Man seems right for like nineteen eighty Uh.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: What video game or video game? Like system? Video game?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Video game? What else?
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: When I think nineteen eighty and I think video game,
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: I think the only things that come to mind are
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: pac Man and like Pong?
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Right? Did you ever play Pong? Nah? That's before my time.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: I know what it is, though, I'm gonna go with
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: pac Man. Which you got it?
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: I did? He did?
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, love package.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know how the you know how you pronounce
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: this guy's name, but it's Touru i Watani or Toru
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: or Ewatani oh him?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Yeah, you guys are good friends. I used
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: to drink together, actually we did. We did Happy Hour
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Staley's actually.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: And you guys would go and play pac Man at
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: the Bart again. We would me and Toro to to
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: it just turned seventy one. Happy birthday. Yeah, I was
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: at his birthday party. No, you were, That's why I
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: brought it up.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me and mister pac Man we go way back.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: However, here's a question I've never been able to get
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: out of him. What's the difference between pac Man and
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: missus pac Man other than you know, she goes to
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: the kind of cologist like other than that's what's what's
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: the difference? Not the bow, well that's the other thing. Yeah,
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: what else? I think that's it. What they just needed,
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: like an excuse to come up with a new version.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: So they're like, you know what, We'll give her a
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: and then yeah, interesting, I think you got it. You
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: know what we should have now? I mean it is
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: twenty twenty six. We need the all inclusive pac Man.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: What would that be called the non binary pac Man
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: pac Man non binearary pack?
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: They them that sounds bad? Okay, anyway, question too, what
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: was the first film to release a soundtrack? Ooh, that's
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: a great question, No idea. Wherey to even start?
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Though, if I'm gonna watch a movie, chances are I'm
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: gonna watch a movie and only pay attention to the
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: music and not the storyline. So yep, the first movie
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: to release a soundtrack. See, this is tough because a
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: lot of movies, I think a lot of movies get
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: released and then years later, if people are like, oh
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: the music for this is good.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Let's put out a soundtrack for this movie.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: But I feel like you're talking about released when the
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: movie came out, Like, man, can I get like an era?
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Hint woo, that's all right. I can give you the
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: decade nineteen forties, forties yep, Okay, Well I'll just give
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: you the year. I guess nineteen forty four. First movie
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: to have a soundtrack. Would it be like White Christmas?
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Maybe? Or what's that called It's a Wonderful Life? Is
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: there music in that? I don't know what else is
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: in the forties? It's like a popular movie. Is it popular?
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Like everybody's seen this? I think it's very popular. I'm
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: gonna say White Christmas. I think that's wrong.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Though you're close. It's one white ah White nineteen forty four.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Oh okay. It's been a while since I watched No
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: What Me Too? I can't even remember. I was probably
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: I used to.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Have all those on VHS growing up, though I did too.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: I had the whole collection of the Disney movies on
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: the VHS.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Good old Tape Reindeer, Rudolf, the Rudolf, the Red Nose Reindeer?
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: I remember that one? What else did I have on VHS?
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: I remember like watching them every Christmas, usually by myself
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: because I have my own VCR in my room.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, back in the day.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for the longest time, the TV that I used
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: to watch TV on was never hooked up. The cable
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: would only have VCR on it, or then it had
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: like a PlayStation and I would watch DVDs on it.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: So you know, you watch the same shit over and
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: over and over and over. And did you watch a
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: lot of music stuff? Yeah? My god, yeah, earth was
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: it mostly music time?
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Mostly music stuff. However, this man, this is crazy high
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: school musical, which this is probably post your generation. Dude,
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: it's twenty years old. I know, twenty years old. It's
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: like a week ago. It celebrated its twentieth anniversary. I
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: was twenty one when that came out. I was in elementary's.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: I was in the fourth grade or like the third
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: grade when that came out, maybe even the second grade.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know. All I know is that was like huge.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: It was huge, huge, huge.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: I remember feel like people talking about this on the
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: playground and now it was twenty years ago.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: So you not being a movie guy, do you remember
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: movies that you liked watching when you were younger, Even
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: if you had to watch the same one's over and
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: over different, you know, aside from music documentaries or anything
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: like that concerts. Was there a movie you were ever into? Yeah,
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: like the kid movies of course, like what Monsters in
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Love It? Okay, Toy Story Love It. My hot take
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: is that Finding the Emo is boring? Is all that
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: these are all animated movies. You never watched anything else.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: You remember the movie The Spider What Chronicles? Yeah, I
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: don't really remember it, but I remember the I don't
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: know why that.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Comes to mind, but I remember I had that on
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: DVD growing up. I used to like that movie. I
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know what else. Come on, I
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: don't know. Not a movie guy, And it's fine. Got
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: any more questions? You were interrogating me. Hear about movies
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: when you're getting off track, here, ask me your questions.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: It's good to three. Okay.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Question three? What does the acronym bolo stand for? When
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: you hear, like a Copple say, we're putting a bolo.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Out for I never once heard that term ever. Really
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: a bolo?
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I watch a lot of TV.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Everything I've never heard of that is in a bolo.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Also like a tie or something a Mexican tie. I've
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: literally never heard this ever.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: A bolo?
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, never heard of that word before. I guess you're
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: getting this one wrong. Do you want to do a phono?
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Friend?
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Do you want to call your mom? She's not gonna
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: know what a fucking bolo is? You might, Hey, mom,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: what's a blowjob? Let me get your father?
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: A bolo? Bolo? Is it a cop? Says bolo?
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Putting an alert up? When they put out like an
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: alert about someone or something, they put a bolo out
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: and it means something.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Gee, I don't even know.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Just be on the lookout bolo. Never heard of that before.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: B Oh, wouldn't that be bot the lo? Be on
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: the lookout both?
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Where's the te? B O?
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: T l O?
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: They leave the te's out a little?
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm learning a lot today. Great, be
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: on the lookout right. Just remember, I want to become
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: a pediatrist. I want to cut nails. I don't want
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: to become a law anything.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: Police. Bolo, You couldn't blow job you question for anyway?
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: What is the scientific name for the skull?
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Oh? Is it like your crane?
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: No?
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: No, you made a hit face.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's only your head cranium. What is the scientific
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: name for the skull?
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: The medical name for the skull? I really don't know.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Couldn't be a doctor either. What's your guess the skull?
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: What was your other guest before? It's cranium?
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Final answer? Should it be yes? It should be yeah?
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Should it be sure?
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah?
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Is it the cran I'll give it to you with
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: my help. Yes, it's cranium. Is it it is?
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: You got it? Oh?
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Wow, you just didn't say a final answer before.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: You're very specific about that.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: No. I thought it was that, but then I thought
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: it was only like the front part, like your foreheads,
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: your cranium.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: But no, the cranium is the whole thing. Yep, okay, nogging.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: You got to know how I caricature artists really captured thanks.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: You know how I knew that because I used to
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: know somebody that I used to walk around and said
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: that everybody has crannial rectosis. You know what that means?
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Head up your ass suffering from crannial rectosis.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: That sounds like something your dad said about you when
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: you were a kid. No comment, it's time for you mean?
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: So you did leave dippin dots in my fridge last
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: week or in my freezer. You left two of them.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: You left a cookies and cream one and then a
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: banana split one.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Try it. Bananas. Are you have bananas on your table
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: right now? Yeah?
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you what color are they? You have
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: three left, though, Yeah, but they're black. Might eating those?
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Everybody's like, oh, you can make banana bright. It's like, yeah, listen,
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: I could do a lot of things, but you can't
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: eat them because they're black.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: All right, No, you.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Left dippin'dots here last weekend, and you go on the
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: off trench that they're still here next week.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: We can do it for Yeah.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: I planned ahead because I ate one of them. Yeah,
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: planned ahead. I brought another snack just in case because
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: I figured that might be the case.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: So what do we got this one? So we've had
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: cheese it's before.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: We both agree that toasty ones are the best ones, right, Yeah,
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: these are different Sargento. You know, the cheese company, Sargento.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: They have their own cheese bakes, dude. So I went
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: to Costco with my cheese bake.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: I went to Costco with my neighbors the other day
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: and there's samples like everywhere, and they gave out cups
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: of these and I had one bite of one and I.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Was like, where's the bag? Wow?
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: On first, like, my first observation is that the bag
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: is very heavy, Like it feels like a heavy snack.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: It's a big it's a big bag. It's a big
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: old cracker. That was good. It was like me and
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: the whitest guy I know. That's for damn sure, Okay,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: pretty good? Right. Yeah.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: The reason that there's so many left is because they
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: are a heavier snack palmsan and oregano mm hmmm. They're
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: like a puffy or thicker. It's like a fancy choose it. Yeah,
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: really good though, oh white choose it mm hm. So
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: you know what I learned about Costco, and I was
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: warned about this, is that you can't It sucks to
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: find something you really like there because the next time
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: you go they may not have it. Apparently there's like
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: their supply changes all the time, really and you can't
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: get repeat like food you like.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Is that weird? I've never really been to Costco.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: It's and it's an experience, you know, but it's nothing.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: I think you should go the more I think about it.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever like set foot into Costco. Yeah,
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I bought my parents for Christmas the one year a membership,
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: and I think they went in once and just used
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: it for the gas and then let it run out.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: People were there for the gas, dude. There were like
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: so many like tanks or tanks what do they call them?
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Pumps?
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: They had so many pumps, dude, And there was just
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: lines and lines and lines of people lined up for
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: this gas, which was about thety cents cheaper than everything else.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Is it worth it though? We're you gonna sit in
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: that line for an hour? Is everything bulk at Costco
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: pretty much? Or big or just big?
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Ye?
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: See like my family size like cereals that are like
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: novelty size. You'd be like that can't be real.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: I feel like not everybody has to buy in bulk.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you're a family, you got kids run
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: around Max.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: I was gonna get a membership, and my friends were like, dude,
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: if you need something, just let us now you or
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: you can just come with us again. You know you
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: don't have to get it. It's sixty five dollars a year.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: Whoa eh was that twelve bucks a month. No, that's
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: less than that. I'm not going to ask you. You'll
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: never know the answer to that.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no idea.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: I like your pretty good, right, Sargento cheese bigs, a fancier,
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: more adult version of a cheese itt parmesan and oregano.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Very she would like one if you want to give
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: her away.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: So the moment that I opened, I got this bag out,
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: she got off the couch and she came right to
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: my side.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Oh she can she have one of these, A wholeful
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: one like this?
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, least now she likes you.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Hereious, how she's gonna eat? It's a little it's like
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: a little thicker. Does she like treats that are like
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: thick like that?
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: I guess. I don't know Lucy likes anything. Dude.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: This dog licks her ass. I don't think that she
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: you know, I don't think that she has a preference.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Some dogs are picky. She licks her ass, she does, Dude.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Some of the things I see this dog doing, I'm like, man,
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: it's a good thing. I can't do that, because if
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: I could be a problem, why.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Could you do just do it all the time? Well,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: She's she's very flexible. She can really get in there.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Should I stop talking?
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Maybe? Okay? End show. Okay, I'm Becker. That's Joel Bye.
• 42:42
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• 42:46
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