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Chainsaw Guy's Life Advice for October 31st, 2024 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: I can't chainsaw guys out out in the lobby. Should
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  we get I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody's called to talk to him eight seven seven six
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  two nine six nine six. Maybe we need to explain
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  chainsaw guy to you.
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  Speaker 1: Come on in.
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  Speaker 2: He is, uh, the guy at the end of every
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  haunted house that has a chainsaw that chases you out
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  at the end.
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  Speaker 1: But every single haunted house, you know, my chainsaw guy.
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  Speaker 2: I'll have to you know, and I'll have to change Hathey, boss,
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  I'll have to change more, hathy boss, at least.
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  Speaker 1: Twice hockey your hockey mask. Hockey, That's what I said,
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  by hockey. Uh, but but that's not all you do. Well,
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  I'm a self certified life.
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  Speaker 2: Self certified life, I could offer, do you have to
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  repeat everything else?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know you're wearing the hockey mask.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to understand, well, ok, all of my
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  self certified life, so I can answer any life question.
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  Speaker 1: You care about people, don't you desperately?
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  Speaker 2: I want to save your body, save humanity.
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  Speaker 1: Let's begin. Looks like Mike and Nashville is here and
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  could use some advice. What can I do for you? Mike?
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, chainsaw guy. I have this friend who's kind
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  of obsessed with a musical act. He kind of follows
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  him around all over the place and it's and it's
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  kind of ordering on obsession, and his family is really
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  according to.
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  Speaker 1: Don't ever explain it. I think we got it. What's
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  a question.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just wondering what what you could What advice could
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  I give him?
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  Speaker 1: Well, Mike Tobable bomb talk about it whole.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm alto tolling World.
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  Speaker 1: I find a better band than Dave Matthews.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's that's very tell I changed. I feel I
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  feel empowered.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's easy like that. Let's uh, let's go to Devn.
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  Hello Devin, Devin. What can what can chainsaw guy do
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  for you? Devin?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm in a bit of a career crisis. I'm
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  in a job now and and I'm good at it,
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  and I could be comfortable and stay there. I could
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  change industries into something that's a little more scary. And
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  I couldn't think of anybody I trust more than Change Stagy.
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  Speaker 3: To help me out.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa Devon? Here's what I would subject town.
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  Speaker 4: They can him? Well, tell him you have a little
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  popetal okay, you do? And the half of you're gonna
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  have whatever you've got to consider.
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  Speaker 1: I would suggest worm farming. All right, that way, well,
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  very few people do fresh perspective. Devil. All right, hey,
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  you go, devil. You know we have time for one
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  more question. It looks like just one more question. Sorry,
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  that's okay. I gotta get out of here too. So
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  we've got a lot to do today. It is the
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  busy season. Boy, you set up. Let's go to Alison Sabo.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I am so lucky to have the closing question
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  the chainsaw guy. Chainsaw guy, I'm just as a I'm
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  just as a Sacha battle for Halloween, and I need
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  to know how to attract my spicy mate. Oh, taw guy,
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  what am I supposed to do?
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  Speaker 1: Hell? I gotta pay? Yeah you hell to.
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  Speaker 4: The say, and you're gonna browner up. You're looking for us.
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  Speaker 1: Go in to that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I got Hilo togetha Herman.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're gotta find anythin in this.
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  Speaker 4: I think you wad You're just gonna have to grow the.
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  Speaker 6: Hello chainsaw guy, You're amazing and always gives sound device.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, listen. I gotta go. I gotta
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  go scance of people. See later, have you changed? Is
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  that season? Thank you