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Bird in a bag · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: You know, I'm gonna say the one thing I applaud you parents on is the originality of the names that are ha that we've been reading out of like yearbooks or newsletters for the 2026 class.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, the one I read was Z-A-K-I-A.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's pronounced Zachia.
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  unknown: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean you could go with Zach for sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, absolutely.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wait, and then we got this one too, because this all comes from our text line.
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  SPEAKER_01: You download the app, Wink106, Twin Tears Magic, My Radio Jams.
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  SPEAKER_00: Whichever.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yep, and then you just voice a message or you text a message in, but this one came in as well.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hi, Scott and Nelly.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're my favorite people.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're like my most favorite of all time.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: That is adorable.
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  SPEAKER_00: That is like really passionate.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, by the way, I should address the email that I got over the weekend.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh we're we're still, and I'll I'll rattle some cages tomorrow.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Still dealing with a transmitter issue on our primary Wink 106 frequency.
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  SPEAKER_00: So if you're getting static in certain places or you're not picking it up the way you normally would, supposedly a part was ordered, but now we've gone a week since we talked about it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: I want the tracking number and I want to know.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I'll deal with that tomorrow in a manager's meeting.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it might stay pleasant, it might not, but we're working on it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Use the app.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: I had drinks with some girlfriends on Saturday, and they both were like, What's going on?
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  SPEAKER_01: Just relax.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Make sure you listen on our app.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you're texting on our app to us anyway.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's right there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Over to 1739.
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  SPEAKER_00: I knew a girl named Heaven Lee, spelled Heaven, and then Lee.
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  SPEAKER_00: Lee.
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  SPEAKER_00: Heavenly.
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  SPEAKER_01: My daughter had a friend named Paige Turner.
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  SPEAKER_01: No word on if she's an author.
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  SPEAKER_01: With this one, I can't believe this one.
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  SPEAKER_01: That one I kind of like.
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  SPEAKER_01: I went to high school with a girl named Bambi.
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  SPEAKER_01: Her parents were Buck and Doe.
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  SPEAKER_01: Stop it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Brother with Stag, I kid you not, is the text.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, this one.
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  SPEAKER_01: I drive a school bus and one of our kids is named Logistics.
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  SPEAKER_00: I wonder what they're gonna go into.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's wild.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, here's another one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Aquaneta makes me laugh every single time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Aquanetta.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, and then my daughter's name is Clover.
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  SPEAKER_01: My three-year-old niece said that's what she'd name her one time after I told a story about finding a four-leaf clover days after finding out I was pregnant.
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  SPEAKER_01: When it came time to actually nailing down a name for her, it was the only one my husband husband and I both liked and could agree on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so my question is I mean, I don't know how old she is now, but if she's old enough, has she had luck in anything yet?
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, if that's if you went after a four-leaf clover, you gotta figure this is a lottery winner in the future.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, you're right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Give us an update on that.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then this one, I'm a preschool teacher, and we've gotten elder elderly names all of a sudden.
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  SPEAKER_01: Edith.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: What really?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, the old names are coming back.
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  SPEAKER_00: Watch out, Betty.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're not gonna be alone anymore.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait a second.
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  SPEAKER_01: So uh Lydia's seven, Gavin's twelve.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he'll be twelve in a month.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do they have like an Edith on her son's?
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  SPEAKER_00: They don't have an Edith, but they have some Because that's my grandmother's name.
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  SPEAKER_00: They have some the some of the older names are coming back.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Walter.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I'll tell you the rest.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I'm a preschool teacher and we've got elderly names like Edith, Walter, I love a Walter.
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  SPEAKER_01: We just got a Walt.
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  SPEAKER_01: The Lucille.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, I wish I could tell you last names because the three are the perfect trifecta of 80-year-olds getting off my lawn names.
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  SPEAKER_00: My gosh, that's hilarious.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right, now I gotta come back to this because everybody's head about the bird.
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  SPEAKER_00: So you have said Zach is a kind of crazy bird nerd.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's bad.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's so bad.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like everywhere we go, I'm in mid-conversation.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're on a walk last night.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's like, Did you hear that?
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  SPEAKER_01: And you would think when somebody says, Did you hear that?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's like, oh, there was a car crash or something that's like of epic proportion, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I go, a bird?
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  SPEAKER_01: He goes, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, he didn't say it like that.
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  SPEAKER_00: He said, The silver pitted worbly wobbler.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So let me explain this.
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  SPEAKER_00: And and when I explain this, I want to tell you how cool this was because I have never been.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, no, it's not for me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's definitely for Zach.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: But uh, so I've I've never in all my years seen this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now you have to realize, your Zach is not the only bird nerd that I'm weirdly connected to.
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  SPEAKER_00: My sister-in-law Paula, my brother's uh wife.
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  SPEAKER_00: Which we've mentioned for years about Paula.
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  SPEAKER_00: She was a bird nerd well before bird nerding was bird nerd was cool.
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  SPEAKER_01: And believe me, I still thought, wow, exciting life.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then it spread to my nephew Tom.
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  SPEAKER_00: They're all, I mean, he went into a career of it.
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  SPEAKER_00: A career of it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Tom is my age, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, pretty close.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, they went into a career of it.
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  SPEAKER_00: So anyway, I'm at Lydia's school on Friday.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was a make a t-shirt day because they have their uh fun day coming up.
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  SPEAKER_00: You what did you used to call it in school?
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  SPEAKER_00: Field day.
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  SPEAKER_00: Field day.
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  SPEAKER_00: Same, same thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Love field day.
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  SPEAKER_00: So that's this later this week, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: So I grabbed Gavin, we went over, all three of us made a shirt for Lydia, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: We were having a blast.
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  SPEAKER_00: And the whole first grade class was there.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I'm sitting next to this lady, and I and she she had a backpack on.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I thought, okay, well, you've got stuff you got to carry.
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  SPEAKER_00: I get it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Some people take a purse, some people take a backpack.
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  SPEAKER_00: She turns a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why don't you open your email?
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  SPEAKER_00: She turns a little bit, and all of a sudden I see this, and I'm sitting right next to her, and I was like, oh my God.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was cool.
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  SPEAKER_00: She has a bird in a back.
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  SPEAKER_00: She has a bird in a backpack.
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  SPEAKER_00: I've never seen it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, it was the coolest thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: The bird goes everywhere with her.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nobody's a bird nerd like this lady.
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  SPEAKER_00: This lady can't.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's the queen.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's the queen.
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  SPEAKER_00: You guys, there's what is this?
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  SPEAKER_00: A cockatoo?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I so badly the funniest thing I've ever seen.
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  SPEAKER_00: I so badly wanted to say something and be like, well, you know, I used to have parakeets.
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  SPEAKER_00: What do you say?
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  SPEAKER_00: I used to have parakeets growing up.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I mean, it was it was so cool, but I was scared to say anything.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I'm like, but I'll get a picture.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: Beautiful bird in the coolest backpack.
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  SPEAKER_00: Imagine you walk through Wegmans.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's a bird on a lady's back in a backpack.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is so funny.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know how you sometimes when you have to take your cat to a vet and you put the cat in the like the cat book bag.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Same thing but bird.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it's got a window and everything, and the bird was just hanging out.
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  SPEAKER_00: Very well behaved bird.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna post this right now.
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  SPEAKER_00: This was the best thing I've ever seen.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's hysterical.
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  SPEAKER_00: I thought it was.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I'm looking at it, I'm like, wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I could see people taking a service animal like a dog.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or I mean, I don't see too many service cats.
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  SPEAKER_00: This one really, I was like, wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then all all I was worried about because we were sitting on a bench together and there was a wall behind us.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, don't lean back quick.
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  SPEAKER_01: I also was wondering, does the bird poop on the bottom of the book bag?
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, is there like and and there's like newspaper on the bottom of it?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what was in the bottom.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was just but there's a and there's a whole perch for the bird in there.
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  SPEAKER_01: The whole stick in the big.
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  SPEAKER_01: Believe me, I'm gonna post it like right now.
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  SPEAKER_00: The coolest thing I ever saw, but I'm like, wait till I see Allie.
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  SPEAKER_01: And the funniest thing I've ever seen.